Sir Parshuram Patil College aka SPP college ke auditorium ka hall students se bhara hua tha aaj college ke convocation ka program tha, toppers ko principal sahab khud degree dene wale the aur sare college ke samne unka sanman hone wala tha, ab tak principal sahab se 4 logo ko degree pradan kar di thi aura b bari thi us shaks ki jise degree ke sath sath gold medal se bhi sammanit kiya jane wala tha uske academics me shandaar pradarshan ke liye
Host ne jab us shaks ka naam pukara to ek khubsurat ladki apni jagah se uth kar manch ki taraf jane lagi, pura hall taaliyo ki awaj se gunj raha tha aur jaise hi principal sahab us ladki ko gold medal pehnanane wale the tabhi achanak se us auditorium me pani ki ek jordar lehar aayi mano tsunami aa gayi ho aur isi ke sath wo ladki neend se jag gayi
"utho maharani, college nahi jana kya ke sara din sone ka irada hai, pehle hi din late hona chahti ho"
"kya yaar maa yaar ye koi tarika hai kya kisi ko neend se jagane ka, kitna acha sapna dekh rahi thi mai, university me top kiya tha maine, principal bas gold medal pehnane hi waha tha ki aapne pani fer diya uspe, aisa karta hai kya koi
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"beta ye to sapna hi hai tere liye bhi aur hamare liye bhi, hamare aise naseeb kaha ki hamari beti padhai me gold medal laye"
"uda lo majak, eklauti beti ki kadar hi nahi hai kisi ko is ghar me.. huh
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Jiske baad wo ladki bathroom me chali gayi aur uski maa haste huye wapis apne kaam me lag gayi
Par abhi introduction to reh hi gaya ke ye hai kaun, to inse milo ye hai Sanjana Sangram Mohite-Patil aka Sanju(khali gharwalo ke liye, ab aisa kyu ye aage malum padega) aka SMP..
Ek khubsurat aur dilkhol kar jine wali ladki, jiski bas ek najar ki kafi hai ladko ko ghayal karne ke liye.. lambe baal, paini nigahe, rang aisa gora ki makeup ki jarurat hi na pade, aurjab maem tayar hoke nikalti hai to mohalle ke ladke raah me dil bichaye rehte hai..
Sanjana ko propose karne walo ki kami nahi thi ladko kiline lagi padi thi par kisi ko ghas daalna to dur sanjana ek baarpalat kar bhi nahi dekhti thi..
Jitni najuk jitni sunder utni hi khatarnaak. jisne bhi sanjana ko chheda ya uske sath apni baat manwane ki jabardasti ki snajana ke use aise khich ke tamacha jada ki samne wale ka jabda hil gaya.. martial arts ki training lene se wo apni suraksha karne me saksham thi.. par uski maa shakuntala ko uski hamesha chinta rehti thi ke iska kya hoga
Shakuntala- sanju teri harkate agar aisi hi rahi to hame teri saas ki baate sunni padegi,
Jispar sanju ne kaha
Sanjana- arey matashri aap chinta na kare dekho pehle mai meri saas ko pyaar se samjhaungi ki mai aisi hi hu aur mujhe na chhede ab fir bhi won a pani to usko pani ke drum me dubo kar pankhe par sukhne daal dungi aur pankha shuru kar dungi, simple.
Sanjana ki baat sunkar uski maa ne apne par hath maar liya
Shakuntala- ye bhagwan, ab tum hi deko kya karna hai iska, ye pya piece bana diya hai
Sanjana-piece nahi master piece, aur ek raaz ki baat batau mujhe banana ke baad na bhagwaan ne paanch minute dekha kuch socha aur fir wo sacha hi tod diya ki aisa bas ek hi piece kafi hai isiliye to unique hu mai :coo:
Shakuntala-bhagwan iske liye iske jaisa hi unique piece bhejna bas, aisa item humse nahi dhundha jayega
Sanjana- dhundhna bhi mat, tum dekhna wo khud aayega.. mere liye
Shakuntala- sanju, bete ab tak kyu nahi aaya fir wo, pata nahi kaha hai, tum buddhi ho isse pehle aa jaye bas
Sanjana-maa abhi to chhoti hu na mai buddhi hone me to time hai abhi
Shakuntala-beta tumhari sirf height nahi badhi hai uske sath umra bhi badhi hai, post graduation ke second year me hai tu ab tak koi dhang ka ladka nahi mila tujhe ?
Sanjana- wo kya hai na maa aapki beti college queen hai
kayi ladko ne propose kiya hai par jise dekh ke dil me ghanti baje aisa koi nahi mila abhi tak
Shakuntala-aur jinhone propose kiya tha unme kya bura tha
Sanjana-acha wo, wo to bas is khubsurti ke piche pagal the mujhe aisa koi chahiye jo mere piche pagal ho
Shakuntala- kaunse sapno ki duniya mai hai pata nahi par ek baat sun lo jab tak college chal raha hai tab tak theek hai uske baad mai tumhari kuch nahi suningi
Sanjana- ha meri mother india kar lena ko karna hai abhi jau mai ab warna tumhare lecture me college ka lecture chhut jayega
Itna bol kar sanjana apni gadi leke college ke liye nikal gayi, waise dekha jaye to college ka pehla hi din tha aaj par college ke lecture se sanjana ko jyada akarshan tha ragging lene ka, uske sath pichle saal huyi ragging ka badlawo is saal apne juniors se lene wali thi
Sanjana college me pahuchi thi uske dost jyoti aur Rahul uski raah dekhte parking me hi khade the uske gaadi park ki aur apne dosto ke paas gayi
Sanjana-hi Rahul! Hi jyoti, kya haal chal kaisa hai naya maal
Jyoti- bakwaas
kuch khas nahi hai
college me pair rakhte hi fati padi hai sakbi, kuch bhi bolo mundi hila kar karne lagte hai
Sanjana-matlab aisa koi majbut mai ka laal nahi aaya hai batch me
Itne me ek sadharan ka ladka college ke gate seander aate huye Rahul ko dikha to Rahul bola
Rahul-aye sanju wo dekh hero heralaal..
Par idhar sanjana ko Rahul ka use sanu bolna pasand nahi aaya tha
Sanjana-rahul, bhadkhau jyada masti chadh gayi hai kya, jyada laad me mat aa tu
Rahul-maine kya kiya ba mere pe kyu chidh rahi hai
Jispar sanjana ne uski collor pakad li
Sanjana- mujhe sanju bolne ke liye mai teri gf nahi hu na tu meri maa ha to aukat me rehne ka ya sidha futne ka, dobada sanju bola na to daat tod ke hath me de dungi samjha
Rahul-ok sorry SMP aur tere jaisi girlfriend bana kar marna thodi hai mujhe
Sanjana- good boy aage bhi dhyan me rakhna aur cha lab dekhte hai is ladke ko..
Wo ek sidha sadha ladka tha sadhi jeans aur shirt pehne pith par bag latkaye college dekhne me busy tha tab Rahul ne use awaj di
Rahul-Oye Pappu!
Us ladke Rahul kiawaj ko ne suna ansuna kar diya jispar jyoti aur sanjana dono hasne lage aur uska hasna Rahul ko itna khatka ke wo bhag ke us ladke ke paas gaya aur uska rasta rok liya
Rahul- kyu hero awaj sunai nahi di kya
Itne me jyoti aur sanjana bhi waha aa gaye the
Ladka-aapko lagta hai koi galatfehmi huyi hai aap jis pappu ko awaj de rahe hai wo mai nahi hu
Sanjana- pata haiab jyada hoshiyari mat dikha, naam kya hai tera
Us ladke ne koi jawab nahi diya aur has kar aage jane laga jispar ab Rahul ko gussa aa gaya
Rahul-bahut ho gaya tera ab, is college me rehna hai to senior se ache se baat karne ka
Jispar ko ladka bagair ghabraye bola
Ladka- to ye ache se baat karne wala niyam sirf juniors par lagu hota hai kya?
Rahul- bahut masti hai na tere se ruk abhi batata hu tujhe
Itna bol kar Rahul ne ek jordaar punch us ladke ko mara par wo use lagta usse pehle hi wo ladka thoda baju hata aur usne Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod ke uski pich ke piche kar diya aur piche se uski gardan pakad kar bola
Ladka- college tere baap ka nahi hai samjha na, aur sun ye pehli baar tha isiliye chhod raha hu dobara hath uthaya to tera baap bhi tereko pehchan nahi payega, mere kapdo pe mat ja tu, in kapdo ke ander aisa gunda hai jot ere jaise teen laundo ko 10 baar dhul chata de, to dobara ye galti mat kariyo.
Aur usne dhakka dete huye Rahul ko chhod diya jisse ko muh ke bal girte girte bacha, par ab sanjana ko gussa aane laga thaw o us ladke se boli
Sanjana-galat panga le liya tune
Itna bolte huye sanjana se us ladke ko martial art ka ek jordar punch lagaya par wo usse bhi bach gaya aur achanak niche baith gaya, aur uske baad usne jo kiya wo kisi ne nahi socha tha, us ladke ne sanjana ke pair pakad liye aur jor se roti awaj me bolne laga
Ladka- plese maaf kar do mujhe, mera pehla din hai college me. mat maro please aap jo bologe karunga mai..
Is harkat se sanjana Rahul jyoti teeno shocked, abhi kuch samay pehle jisne Rahul ko mara tha wo ab sanjana ke pair me gir ke ro raha tha.. sanjana ke chehre par jeetne ka samadhan tha par wo jyada samay tak nahi tika
Tabhi piche se ek awaj aaya
"ye sab kya ho raha hai yaha"
Sanjana Rahul aur jyoti piche palte to piche principal sahab khade the
Principal- sharam nahi aati juniors ki ragging lete huye, mai iske liye tum teeno ko rusticate kar sakta hu
Ab teeno ki halat kharab
Rahul-par sir ye achanak..
Principal- shut up! Maine sab apni aankho se dekha hai
Wo ladka ab bhi niche baith kar apni aankhe poch raha tha, principal use samjhate huye bole
Principal- utho bete, aur bilkul daro mat koi kuch nahi bolega aur agar kisi ne ragging ki to sidha mere paas aakar complaint karna utho aur jao ab first year ke class me, aur tum teeno, tum mere office me chalo abhi aur mujhe batao ki mai kyu tumpar action na lu..
Principal sahab aage chalne lage aur baki charo unke piche the tabhi wo ladka halke se Rahul ke kaan me bola
Ladka- aisa hai munna ye jo kandhe par sar hai na wo sirf helmet lagan eke liye nahi hai kabhi kabhi use kar lena chahiye uska aur ye aise dhandho me na mai tumhara baap hu ye dhyan me rakhna
Us ladke ne ye baat itnin dheere se boli thi ke principal na sun par kar Rahul aur sanjana ne barabar suna tha
First year ye class aate hi wo vijayi muskan ke sath apne class ki taraf nikal gaya aur sanjana ke bhi dhyan me aa gaya tha ke ye jaisa dikhta hai waisa hai nahi...
SPP college me har taraf ragging ka bhoot sawar tha, wo ladka jaise hi apne class ke paas pahucha tha gate par 3 seniors ek ladke se uthak baithak karwa rahe the us ladke ko jiski ragging ho rahi thi uspar daya aa gayi wo sudha jakar us ladke se bola
Ladka-ha chalo bas ho gaya ab uth
Tab un teen seniors me se ek bola
Senior- oye tu kaun hai be ?
Ladka-pappa tut era, bas ho gaya na uthak baithak kara ke ab bas..
Senior2- ye decide hum karenge tu nahi chal theek hai isko jane dete hai tu aa ja ab
Fir seniors ne pehle wale ladke ko jane diya
Ladka-ha bol ab kya karu
Senior- chal 20 pushups maar
Ladka-gajab, dil khush kar doiya bhai tune to isko bolte hai asli ragging, apne ko yahi pasand hai
Iske baad us ladke ne raparap 25 pushups mare aur fir hath jhatakte huye utha aur bola
Ladka-chalo ab tumhari bari
Uski baat sunkar wo teeno seniors hase
Senior3- crack hai kya
ragging junior hi hoti hai senior ki nahi
Tab wo ladka bola
Ladka-par ab niyam badal gaya hai tumhe nahi pata kya? Ab naya niyam aisa hai ki junior ko jo tum karne lagaoge wo senior ko khud karte aana chahyie, ab maine 25 pushups mare ab tumhari bari
Senior-bahut masti chadhi hai kya BC ruk abhi sari garmi utarta h uteri
Itna bol k eek banda use marne ke liye aage badha par us ladke ne ghuma kar aisi jhapad mari ke wo wahi dher ho gaya jise dekh ke baki dono ki bhi halat kharab ho gayi fir wo ladka baki dono ki taraf palat ke bola
Ladka-aur koi try karega?
Un dono ne na me mundi hila di
Ladka-chalo seniors is tumhare dost ke pushups bhi tumko hi pure karne hai ab tumhare upar hai pushups maarne hai ya iske bagal me letna hai..
Naliaj tha un dono seniors ne jaise taise pushups complete kiye, wo pasine me tarbatar ho gaye the aur ab tak bahut se juniors waha jama ho chuke the aur unpar has rahe the tab wo ladka unhe samjhate huye bola
Ladka- jab tum pushups nahi maar sakte to juniors ko kyu karne lagate ho haramkhoro dobara dikhayi diye to pure college me se baarat nikalunga , niklo ab idhar se
Fir wo ladka class me gaya, pehle hi din wo sare juniors me famous ho gaya tha aur ek junior ne seniors ki bajayi hai ye khabar dekhte dekhte pure college me fail gayi aur is popularity ke sath use ek dost bhi mila, shubham.
Wo din waise hi beet gaya, agle din wo college me aaya to shubham use parking me hi mil gaya aur dono college me aa hi rahe the ke parking ke dusre side char ladke aur bathe huye the aur unme se ek ne us ladke ko awaj di
"hello..! ha ha tu hi.. idhar aa"
Wo dono un ladko ke paas pahuche.. shubham thoda ghabra raha tha
"hi, myself chetan, kal tune hi us senior ko mara tha kya?"
Us ladke ne bhi bindass jawab diya
Ladka- ha
Chetan-naam kya hai tera
Ladka- AK
Chetan-AK bole to?
AK- naam hai mera, bulane ke liye naam chahiye hota hai to itna kafi hai..
Uski baat sunkar chetan hasa
Chetan-interesting character hai tu..
Usne apna hath aage badhaya to AK ne bhi muskurakar chetan se hath milaya aur shubham thoda confuse hua, class me abhi time tha to wo dono canteen me jakar baithe aur tab shubham ne pucha
Shubham- AK ek baat bata, kal tune ragging lene waleseniors ko sabak sikhaya tha to aaj tu itna shant kaise?
AK- dekh shubham aisa hai kal ko ladke ragging le rahe the unka tarika bahut negative tha isiliye kal maine unka virodh kiya tha par aaj baat waisi nahi thi
Shubham- ragging to ragging hai usne kya positive kya negative
AK- simple si baat hai, ab tak yani graduation tak ke education me sab kuch ekdum saral hota hai gulabi gulabi ekdum par ab hum PG me nahi iske baad naukri to is ragging ko bahar ki duniya ke liye net practice samajhne ka
Shubham-to matlab AK tu ragging ko support karta hai?
AK- bilkul nahi, waisa hota kal kal mai jhagde na karta ragging ko mera virodh hai hi par kaisa hai na senior ko good morning bolna ya sir bola thodi respect dena yaha tak sab theek hai, ab kal ki baat dekh le unhone naam pucha theek hai kaha se aaya pucha theek hai par jab wo physical hone lage tab maine virodh kiya, ragging lene walo ki khud ki layki honi chahiye
Shubham ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha AK kya bol raha hai
Shubham- o bhai tu kya bol raha hai mujhe kuch nahi samajh raha, jara baat dimag me ghuse aisa bol, kal ke aur aaj ke ragging me kya fark tha maarna chhodke
AK-bahut jyada farak tha, pehle usne mujhe ache se awaj di dusra usne pehle apna naam bataya fir mera naam pucha, ye fark tha
Shubham-aur wo ragging lene walo ki layki wagaire
AK- chetan ke kapdo par se uske baithe se dhang se baat kart eke tarike se kahi se bhi nahi lagta tha ke wo tapori hai dusra uske gaadi par rakhi uski bag wo bhari lag rahi thi, jaha baki seniors sirf ek book lekar aate hai iske paas bag thi, uske sath khade logo ko dekh ke aisa kahi se nahi lagta tha ke wo hamari khilli udane ke liye khade hai, overall mujhe banda sahi laga to maine uske sare sawalo ke jawab diye aur dosti bhi ki
Shubham- mujhe laga that ere sirf hath chalte hai ab dekha kit era dimag bhi chalta hai
Itne me ek ladka unke paas aakar baitha aur bola
Ladka- AK bhai help kar na, wo senior bahut sata rahe hai yaar
AK- tereko mai koi don wagaire dikh raha hu kya? Ek dhyan me rakh wo ragging kar pa rahe hai kyuki tu unhe karne de raha hai, tu khud jawab de..
Ladka- maine jawab diya to marenge wo..
AK- to sidha jake principal ko complaint kar
Ladka- taki wo mera jina mushkil kar de
AK- dekh bhidu ya to kaho nahi to saho choice teri hai
Ladka- matlab tu madad nahi karega?
AK- pehle tu khud apne aap ki madad kar
Wo ladka utha aur dusre table par jakar baith gaya itne me do seniors aaye aur uske sar me tapli maar ke bole
Senoor- oye junior do chai bol ke aa
Tab wo ladke ne tadak se jawab diya
Ladka- junior hu tere baap ka naukar nahi hu
Ye sunte hi ek senior ne uski gardan pakad li
AK bhi baithe huye ye scene dekh raha tha par wo jagah se nahi hila ulta usne baithe jagah se ek siti bajayi aur ungliyo ke ishare se us ladke ko chhodne kaha, ek hi din me AK ka naam sare college ko pata chal gaya tha, un seniors ne us ladke ko chhoda aur waha se chale gaye
AK- Shabash launde bas itna dhyan me rakhio key u jitna darega ye utha darayenge tu darna band kar ye daranaband kar denge, aur kuch kal jyada hua to mai hu hi
Shubham- kamal hai teri bhi, kab kya karega koi bharosa nahi
Udhar kal principal ne sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ki achi khasi class lagayi thi aur warning bhi di thi ke dobara agar complaint aayi to wo teeno ko rusticate kar denge
Wo teeno canteen me aaye aur unhone wala AK ko jalti najro se dekha par AK ne unki taraf palat kar bhi nahi dekha, wo aaram ne baitha apni chai pita raha aur fir apne class ke liye chala gaya
AK ko dekhte hi sanjana ka para chadh gaya thaw o table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli
Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai...
sanjana ka para chadh gaya tha wo table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli
Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai
Jispar rahul use samjhate huye bola
Rahul- sanjana tum mat chinta karo mai dekhta hu isko, college me hum kuch nahi kar sakte, principal ko pata chala to kand hoga par koi tension nahi hai, college ke baahar to dekh sakta hu isko, hostel me to milega hi ye..
Jyoti- o bhai maramari mat kariyo tu
Rahul- kyu kya hua?
Sanjana- sahi bol rahi hai wo, usse jyada teri chinta hai hame, usdin usne tujhe machis ki tili ke jaise baju me kar diya tha to mara mari wale pange to lena hi mat, kya bola thaw o us din?
Waise dekha jaye to Rahul ko sanjana aur jyoti ki baat pasand nahi aayi thi par logically dono sahi bol rahi thi, AK ka koi bharosa nahi tha kya pata Rahul use maarne jaye aur wo Rahul ke hi hath pair tod ke wapis bhej de isiliye Rahul ne is waqt apni bhavnao par kabu kiya aur bola
Rahul- masti me bola thaw o ki use kabu karna hai to dimag ka use karo karke
Sanjana- correct!! Ab use laat mukke se nahi to dimag se harana chahiye, socho.. socho kaise maja chakhaya jaye use.. ?
Rahul- hame aisa kuch karna chahiye jisse hum kisi kin ajar me na aaye par wo jitni speed se famous hua hai utni hi speed se badnaam hona chahiye..
Rahul ki baat sabko jachi aur wo teeno soche lage, jyoti, Rahul aur sanjana teeno apna sar khujate baithe the par kisi ke paas koi idea nahi aa raha tha.. aur ye baat wo teeno jaante the ke AK ko maja chakhake ke liye unhe koi tagda idea chahiye kyuki wo bhi koi mamuli khiladi nahi tha aur ye baat usne pehli hi mulakat ke saaf kar di thi..
Jab kafi der tak kisi ko kuch nahi sujha to Rahul thoda frustrate hote huye bola
Rahul- sala dimag ka dahi kar diya ye AK ne, koi idea nahi aa raha hai, mast jake char peg lagane padenge ab tab shayad koi idea aaye
Par Rahul ki baat sunkar sanjana ko idea mil gaya tha, wo pat se boli
Sanjana-yess!!
kya solid idea aaya hai
Par Rahul aur jyoti ko kuch samajh nahi aaya
Jyoti- kya idea hai hame bhi to bata..
Tab sanjana apne aap se khush hote huye boli
Sanjana- tum logo ko pata hai hathi ko shant kaise rakha jata hai. ?
Jyoti- ab hathi kaha se aa gaya beech me
tu idea bata na behan
Tab sanjana ekdum kutil muskan ke sath boli
Sanjana- yahi to idea hai.. maine kahi padha tha ke hathi ko shant rakhne ke liye use daru pilayi jati hai fir hathi ke aaju baju bhale ki kitni hi gardi ho wo apni hi dhundh me rehta hai..
Sanjana kya kehna chah rahi thi ye Rahul samajh gaya tha
Rahul- matlab tera bolna hai ke AK ko daru pilayi jaye aur fir maja dekhi jaye
Sanjana- correct..!
Jyoti- wo sab to theek hai par billi ke gale me ghanti kaun bandhega.. matlab AK ko daru kaun pilayega ?
Sanjana- ye Rahul kaunse din kaam aayega..
Jyoti- par AK iske sath daru pine kyu jayega
Sanjana- arey pura plan to sun
Fir sanjana ne sabko plan samjhaya jo Rahul aur jyoti ko bhi sahi laga
Rahul- maan gaye SMP jitni tu dikhne me achi hai usse bhi badhiya dimag chalta hai tera, ab to wo AK gaya kaam se, kal kis muh se college aayega dekhenge, uskko bhi samajh aa jayega ki usne kisse panga liya hai..
Teeno ekdusre ko taali deke khush ho rahe the wahi AK in sab se be khabar apni hi duniya me mast tha..
Raat ke AK hostel me apne teen char dosto ke sath baate karte huye baitha tha tabhi waha Rahul aaya to use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola
AK- kya Rahul seth idhar kaise kya aa gaye aaj, meko maarne ke liye ladke wagaire leke aaya hai kya
Rahul bhi jhuthi muskan ke sath bola
Rahul- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, aur shayad teko jhuth lage par asal me mai tujhse mafi mangne aaya hu
AK ne has ke shubham ki taraf dekha to wo pehle hi sawaliya najro Ak ki taraf dekh raha tha, Rahul ne fir se kaha
Rahul- arey sach me, mai akela hi aaya hu. Sorry yaar wo maine usdin ragging ki, tune jawab diya, hisab barabar ho gaya, ulta principal ne vaat lagayi wo alag
AK- oh! To principal ke kehne pe aaya hai tu mafi mangne
Rahul- nahi bilkul nahi, mai khud aaya hu aur jyoti aur sanjana ne bhi mafi mangi hai tumse..
AK- gajab! Par najane kyu mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai
Rahul- par mai sach keh raha hu, hum aur kuch saal isi college me rehne wale hai to faltu ke jhagdo se kya matlab, tumpar mera jor nahi hai par hamari side se ye topic close hai aur tumse bhi request hai ke jo hua bhul jao, mai dosti ka hath badhane aaya hu
Itna bolke Rahul ne shake hand ke liye hath aage badhaya, AK ne ek baar apne dosto ko dekha jo na me ishara kar rahe the par AK ne muskura kar Rahul ne hath mila liya
AK- dosti ke liye to apun hamesha ready rehta hai, college me ye bate hoti hi hai, jyada tension nahi leta mai, aajse dosti shuru
Rahul bhi jhutha khush hote huye bola
Rahul- ye huyi na baatchalo to fir aaj apni dosti celebrate karte hai
Rahul ki baat sunkar AK ke alawa baki sab chinta me pad gaye aur Rahul ne apni bag me se daru ka ek pura khamba baahar nikala aura ankh maarte huye bola
Rahul- meko pata that u acha aadmi hai maaf kar dega isiliye mai tayari ke sath aaya hu..
AK- waise to iski jarurat nahi thi par daru ko na bolne pe paap lagta hai aur mai wo risk nahi le sakta
Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, uska plan success ho raha tha, jab sabke do do peg ho gaye tab Rahul ne agli chal kheli
Rahul- AK tere paas badhiya dimag hai bhai, kya paitra badla us din, hum principal ke samne sar patakte rahe par usne ek baat nahi suni hamari
AK- jane de na kyu gade murde ukhad raha hai, daru enjoy kar na
Rahul- dimag to tera gajab hai par pine me nahi hara sakta tu mujhe, lagata hai challenge?
AK- Rahul dekh faltu pange mat le..
Par Rahul kaha manne wala tha aur akhir AK bola
AK- chal dekhte hai tere me kitna dum hai, par teri layi daru bakwas hai ruk ek minute
Itna bol ke AK uth k eek room me gaya aur jab wapis aaya touske hath me ek Bacardi ka khamba tha
AK- ye apna brand hai
apne ko harne me koi dikkat nahi hai par dekhe tere me kitna dum hai, waise bata hu is competition me aajtak nahi hara mai
Ab Rahul bhi full competition ke mood me tha
Rahul- hara to mai bhi nahi bol kya bet lagayega
AK- agar mai hara to akkhe college ke samne ghutne tek ke teri aur sanjana ki mafi mangunga aur tu hara to college end hone tak tu mere samne nahi baithega aur mujhe sir bulayega
Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, wo to waise bhi AK ko badnaam karne aaya tha aur ye khud hi sare college ke samne mafi mangne ko ready tha matlab uske liye ye baat thi ke muh kholaaur daru ki barish ho gayi
Waise Rahul bhi pine me ustad tha ek khamba to easily khatam kar deta thaw o wo haske bola
Rahul- paltega to nahi baadme
AK- apan palatne walo me se nahi hai, apni boli banduk ki goli
jo bol diya so bol diya
Rahul man hi man AK ko mafi mangte huye imagine karne laga kyuki khamba to usne pehle bhi kayi baar khali kiya tha usne ek aur patta feka
Rahul- par isne aur maja aana chahiye, peg direct pineka, na pani na soda, direct shots
Ab AK thoda tension me aa gaya aur thoda darr uske chehre pe dikhne laga aur ye Rahul ke dhyan me aa gaya
Rahul- kya hua AK , jaban ladkhadane lagi kya? Ladhayi ke pehle hi haar manega kya?
AK- na ab piche nahi hatunga aur mafi mangne se mai chota thodi hone wala hu
Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha....
Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha
Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola
Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers
Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya
Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja
Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye. ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi.
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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,
Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha
Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi
Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool
Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha
Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi
Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..
Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki
Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu
Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi
Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..
Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya
Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate
kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..
Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas
AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi
par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi
Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..
Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli
Jyoti- ab kya kare?
Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya
Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock
Rahul- Kya.!! Mera video
Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga
Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga
Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli
Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga
Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..
Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai
Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge
Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga
Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli
Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge.
Ab us raat hua kya wo suno..
Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola
AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi
Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska
Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola
AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega
Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol
AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai
Shubham- video banau kya?
AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai
Shubham- matlab?
AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai
Shubham- kaun
AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail
AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola
Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me
AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai
mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega
Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta
AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo
AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga
Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai
AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai
Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho
AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha
Is din ke baad sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ek hafta college me dikhe hi nahi, college me kya college ke aas paas bhi nahi dikhe, ab beijatti hi itni bhari wali huyi thi to koi kya kare, ek hafte baad ye tikdi fir se ikattha huyi, AK ke liye gussa ab aur bhi badh gaya tha aur tabhi rahul bola
Rahul- AK AK AK, dimag badheer kar diya hai ye AK ne, hamari planning hum pe hi ulti kar di aura b muh chipana pad raha
Sanjana- gussa to mujhe bhi bahut aa raha hai ye ek hafta kaise nikala mai hi janti hu par kare to kare kya? Waise kuch bhi ho jaye mai use chhodne wali nahi
Fir thodi der wapis se shanti chha gayi aur sanjana fir kuch soch ke boli
Sanjana- meko lagta hai ab is AK se badla lene ka aakhri rasta ek hi hai..
Sanjana ne jaise hi ye baat boli jyoti aur Rahul ko ek jhatka laga aur Rahul sanjana ko samjhate huye bola
Rahul- nahi sanjana ye theek nahi rahega, ye sab apne tak hi theek hai baat yahi khatam karna hi theek hoga ise badhane se ab koi fayda nahi hai
Par Rahul ki baat se sanjana aur bhadak gayi
Sanjana- baat khatam ? aur ye tu bol raha hai Rahul ? bhul gaya kya us halkat ne tujhe kachre me feka that u bhale hi use chhod de par mai nahi chhodne wali use bhi to pata chale ki usne sanjana mohite-patil se panga liya hai
Jyoti- to kya ab tu ye baat apne papa ko batane wali hai kya
Sanjana- ha, ab to ye baat papa tak jayegi aur mai hi unhe bataung, wo police hai au raise logo ko sidha karna ache se aata hai unhe ye to mano unke baye hath ka khel hai
Rahul- arey par jab wo puchenge ki usne kya kiya hai tab ?
Sanjana- puri baat kaun batane wala hai unhe
Itna bol ke sanjana ne apne papa sangram mohite-patil ko call lagaya jo ki usi area ke inspector the..
Sanjana- hello papa, wo mujhe aapki ek help chahiye
Sangram - ha bol na beta
Sanjana- papa mere college me ek ladka hai AK naam ka wo mujhe pareshan kar raha hai..
Bas itna sunte hi sangram patil ka para chadh gaya
Sangram- kaun hai wo, din bhar lage ab uske, tu chinta mat kar aaj hi pakadta hu usko aur sidha karta hu, kal pair pakad ke mafi mangega wo teri..
Sanjana- ok papa, mai uska photo send karti hu aapko
Sangram- jaldi bhej aur bilkulchinta nahi karna tera baap hai yaha pe wo sab dekh lega.
Sanjana ne ek ladke se AK na number liya tha usi se usne uska WA dp copy kiya aur apne papa ko bhej diya aur fir khush hote huye boli..
Sanjana- AK ab to tu gaya, bahut ghamand hai na tujhe ab dekhti hu mere papa ke samne kitni der tikta hai tu..
Tab jyoti use samjhate huye boli
Jyoti- sanjana ye jyada ho raha hai ab, aur usne humne kya kya kiya hai ye tere papa ko bata diya to ?
Sanjana- mai mere papa ko ache se jaanti hu mere bare me koi kuch bhi bole wo kuch nahi sunenge don't worry ab bas tum maja dekho AK ki..
Yaha AK aur shubham road par chalte huye college ki taraf ja rahe the tabhi ek police ki gaadi unke paas aakar ruki aur ek hawaldar ne kadak awaj me pucha
Hawaldar- ye, tu AK hai kya ?
AK thoda chauka
AK- ha sir mai hi hu..
Hawaldar- chal police station sahab ne bulaya hai tujhe..
AK- par maine kiya kya hai sir..
Hawaldar- kuch nahi bas tere ander jyada masti bhari huyi hai usi ko nikal na hai
AK- sir aapko galat fehmi ho rahi hai maine kuch nahi kiya hai
Hawaldar- oye harishchandra ab side chalega ke ghasitke leke jau
Ab AK thoda sambhla aur bola
AK_ ghasitke lene jane ko mai aparadhi hu kya ya koi gunda, maine kya kiya hai wo batao pehle fir mai khud chalunga tumhare sath..
AK ki baat sunkar hawaldar garam ho gaya
Hawaldar- borkar utha isko aur daal gaadi me, deta hu teko jawab abhi, bahut bada aadmi hai na tu
Tabhi AK ne apni jeb se ek card nikala aur shubham ko diya
AK- inko call karke ye sab bata de
Tab tak hawaldar ne AK ko pakdaaur gadi me daal diya aur AK ko leke police station pahuche, waha hawaldar ne AK ka hath pakad ke use khichte huye ander laya aur ek kadak salute mar ke bola
Hawaldar- sahab yahi hai wo mawali, bahut bolta hai bahut masti hai isme..
Sangram- theek hai jao tum ab
Wahi AK ne jab inspector ki chati par lagi name plate dekhi tabhi wo ye sab majra samajh gaya tha aur wo thoda normal hua aur wahi sangram apna police wala raub dikhate huye bola
Sangram- AK tera hi naam hai na
AK- ha
Sangrm- to college me padhne aaya hai ya ye sab karne
AK- maine kiya kya hai sir wo to bataiye pehle
Sangram- sanjana meri beti hai aur ab dobara tune uski taraf aankh uthakar bhi dekha to jindagi bhar jail me sadaunga tujhe
AK- maine kuch nahi kiya..
Par inspector sahab ka gussa badh raha tha aur unhone ek joprdar jhapad AK ke gaal pe lagayi aur bole
Sangram- teri itni himmat ke mere samne khada hoke aise jawab dega, borkar ander daal isko bahut masti hai isme aur iske jaise mawali ko sidha karna aata hai mujhe
Borkar jaldi se bhag ke aaya aur uske AK ko lejakar lockup me band kar diya
Abhi insab ko kuch 1 ghanta hi bita hoga k eek gadi dandanati huyi police station me aake ruki aur usme se ek raubdar aadmi utra, wo koi aam insab nahi tha uska naam sare jile me famous tha waha maujud kuch police walo ne bhi us insan ka abhivadan kiya par wo aadmi sidha dandanate huye inspector sangram ke office me ghusa, use dekhte hi inspector bhi uth kar khada hua aur unka swagat karte huye bola
Sangram- arey narayanrao ji aap, aaj yaha kaise aa gaye? Aaiye baithiye.
Tab narayanrao rane khurchi par baithte huye bole
Narayanrao- maaf karna inspector aapko takleef deni hai thodi
Sangram- arey aap aur takleef, ye kya baat kar di aapne aapke jaise ache aur nekdil insan ke kaam aana to hamare liye khushi ki baat hai, boliye
Narayanrao- mujhe ghuma fira ke baat karne ki adat nahi hai inspector, mere bete ko ander kyu dala hai ye pata chal jata to acha hota..
Sangram- aapka beta ??
Narayanrao- Avinash Kanitkar
Sangram- oh AK
Narayanrao- usne agar galti ki hai to saja use milni hi chahiye, mai aapke beech me nahi aaunga par pata to chale usne kiya kya hai ?
Sangram- ladki ki ched chad ka mamla hai sir
Narayanrao- kuch galatfehmi huyi hai inspector, maine avinash kobachpan se dekha hai, wo shararti hai dangekhor hai par itna mai jaanta hu ke wo ladki ko kabhi nahi chedega, ha woe k baar ko char ladko ko maar sakta hai par ladkiyo ke mamle me bilkul nahi..
Sangram- hmare paas complaint hai sir
Narayanrao thoda muskuraye
Narayanrao- aur complaint aapki beti ne hi ki hai ?
Ispar inspector ne koi jawab nahi diya
Narayanrao- inspector chahe to mai mafi mangta hu aapse abhi maaf kar dijiye
Ab sangram patil soch me pad gaye, narayanrao rane jile ke jane man vyakti the aur unki pahuch bhi kafi jyada thi to akhir wo bole
Sangram- borkar chhod ko us AK ko
Borkar bhi jakar AK ko le aaya aur jab narayanrao ne dekha ki Avi ko mara gaya hai wo chidh gaye
Narayanrao- inspector manya hai aap ek baap hai par sath me ek adhikari bhi hai ye dhyan me rakhna, dhanyawaad..
Par narayanrao ki baat inspector ko jami nahi wo AK ki taraf gusse se dekhte huye bola
Sangram- aaj chhd raha hu dobara complaint aayi to kisi ki nahi sununga
Narayanrao bhi samajh gaye the ki wo kya kehna chah raha hai
Narayanrao- bilkul galti ki saja milni hi chahiye par agli baar dono baju ki chanbeen karoge aisi umeed hai
Ab un dono meshabdik ladayi shuru ho gayi thi
Sangram- wo to karunga hi aur doshi ko ek baap aur adhikari dono saja denge
Narayanrao muskuraye aur bole
Narayanrao- agar aisi naubat aayi to saja dene me sabse aage mai rahunga par agar bagair matlab ke kuch hua to wo bhi sehan nahi kiya jayega.. aura b lagta hai ye baat yahi khatam honi chahiye aur mujhe ye batane ki jarurat nahi padni chahiye ki hum kaun hai aur aap kaun, dhanyawaad.
Narayanrao ki awaj me raub thaw o avio ko sath lekar baahar aaye aur bahar aate hi avi unke pair chune niche jhuka to unhone use lage laga liya
Narayanrao- shubham ne phone par sab bataya tha chal tujhe hostel chhod du..
Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya
Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?
Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola
Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai
Shubham-purana boleto ?
Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..
Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya
Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch
Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota
Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola
Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai
Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge
Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu
Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga
Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill
Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?
Avi- kuch nahi
Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha
Shubham- matlab
Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai
Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de
Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye
Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar
Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se
Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao
Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..
Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya
"ye KP"
Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di
Chetan- ye KP
Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche
Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya
? aur yr KP kya hai be ?
Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola
Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai
Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha
Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to
Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha
itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP
Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.
Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..
Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko
Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola
Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..
Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda
Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?
Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola
Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..
Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola
Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?
Rahul- nahi
Avi- dobara boliyo jara..
Rahul- yaad hai SIR
Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP
Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..
Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli
Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?
Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..
Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya
"abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai"
Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,
Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the
Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha
Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?
Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..
Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha
Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?
Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye
unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering
Agle kuch din college me ekdum shanti me beete, koi hungama nahi koi nayi planning nahi kuch nahi. Ab avi ne tikdi ke man me dehshat hi itni bhar di thi ke unhone koi plan na karna hi behtar samjha aur fir ek din police ki gadi college ke campus me aakar ruki..
Aqise achanak police ki gaadi campus me aane se sare students ghabra gaye the aur police ki taraf dekh rahe the tabhi police ki gaadi me se inspector mohite-patil utre aur sidha principal ke office ki taraf chale gaye
Avi aur shubham bhi waha baithe the aur apne adde pe baithe baithe saamne ka scene dekh rahe the, police ko dekhte hi shubham ghabra ke bola
Shubham- AK nikal le bhai ye sanjana ka baap wapis aa gaya hai
Wahi avi shant tha
Avi- ye chup be.. faltu me darta hu hai.. tune kuch galat kiya hai kya jo darr raha hai ?
Shubham- pichli baar tune kuch galat kiya tha kya firbhi teko pakda tha na in logo ne ?
Avi- to mera kuch ukhad paye kya?
Shubham- AK tune kabhi kisi chiz ka tension liya hai kya life me
Avi- liya hai na bhai, mai world cup ke matches ko bahut seriously leta hu full tension rehta hai apne ko iske alawa jab bhi ind-pak ka match ho full tension..
Itna bol ke avi hasne laga
Shubham- dhanya hai bhai tu, ye halat me bhi hasi aa rahi teko ?
Avi- ye gaadi agar college ke gate ke bahar hoti na to tension wali baat thi gate ke ander koi tension nahi hai
Shubham- arey par inspector to inspector hi hua na fir wo gate ke bahar ho ya ander usse kya farak padta hai
Avi-
kya hoga BC tumlog ka abe kabhi kabhi whatscrap aur fuckbook se bahar nikal ke dusra kuch padh liya karo xforum par stories hi padh liya karo lawda knowledge badhega tumlog ka
Shubham- mere ko laga hi that u baba gyanchod gyan pelega ab to raah kiski hai bahao apne gyan ki ganga
Avi- mast naam bataya yahi naam se XF ki id banaunag ab BABA GYANCHO
( bsdk dikh mat jaiye idhar laal kar dunga
, avi- ja be story likh aage ki
)
Shubham- ab jo batane wala tha batayega ki daat hi dikhayega
Avi- dekh uska kya hai na apne constitution ne headmaster aur principal ko bahut se adhikar diye huye hai usme se maje ki baat batau, principal ki permission ke bagair police to kya army bhi college ke campus me pair nahi rakh sakti aur inspector ke ye kanun jarur pata hoga aur unhone yaha kuch kiya aur principal ne unki complaint ki to unki naukri bhi ja sakti hai so my dear friend chill apne ko koi kuch nahi kar sakta
Avi ki baat sun ke shubham awak hoke usko dekh raha tha
Shubham- AK maharaj aapke pair kaha hai prabhu ? yaha agar mitti na hoti to let jata mai aapke charno me BC dus dimag wale ravan
Avi- chal be nautanki sala
Shubham- tu itna shan kaise reh leta hai bhai
Avi- agar tension lene se problem solve ho rahe hai to bindass tension lene ka aur agar aisa nahi hai to faltu merocket banke apne ki pichwade me aag kyu lagani
Shubham- wo sab to theek hai re par tension to aata hi hai na
Avi- tarak mehta ka ulta chashma dekhta hai kyat u ?
Shubham- dekhta tha ek time pe, kyu ?
Avi- apun uske title song se inspired hai me, problem sabke sath hai bas najariye ki baat hai, kaisa hai shubham problem ki taraf thoda alag angel se dekhne ka fir tension aata hi nahi hai, ab yahi example lele, tune dekha ki inspector aaya matlab ab apne ko matlab meko maar padegi par ek angal aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo ye dekhne aaya ho ki sach kya hai aur maja to tab aayega jab use pata chalega ki uski papa ki pari college me kya gul khila rahi hai aur uske baad apni nahi us tikdi ki kaise vaat lagti hai wo dekh
Shubham- teri baat me dum hai boss
Itne me unko sanjana Rahul aur jyoti bhagte huyeprincipal office ki taraf jate dikhe
Shubham- lagta hai vaat lag gayi inki
Itne me avi ka phone baja usne phone utha ke ha sir abhi aaya bola aur phone cut
Shubham- ab kya hua ?
Avi- kuch nahi meko bhi bulaya hai, tu load mat le abhi aaya mai
Avi jab principal ke office me pahucha to wo sanjana par gussa ho rahe the
Principal- ek to tumlog naye ladke ki ragging lete ho upar se aaj tumhari wajah se mere college me police aayi ( principal bhadke huye the fir wo avi ko dekh ke bole) tu abhi ke abhi mujhe in teeno ke bare me written complaint de main abhi teeno ko rusticate karta hu
Par avi ne shanti se kaha
Avi- sir faltu me inki life barbad ho jayegi jane dijiye meri koi complaint nahi hai, thodi masti inhone ki thodi maine jane dijiye maaf kar dijiye itni badi saja mat dijiye
Avi ki baat sunkar sanjana Rahul aur jyoti ne rahat ki saas li par principal aur chidh gaya
Principal- listen avinash aaj tumne complaint nahi ki aur dobara aisa kuch hua to main in teeno ke sath tumko bhi rusticate kar dunga
Avi shanti se khada tha, inspector Rahul jyoti sanjana aur principal sab use dekh rahe the ki wo kya bolega aur akhir avi bola
Avi- theek hai sir jaisa aapko sahi lage par abhi ke liye maaf kar dijiye inko
Fir principal ne avi ko jane ko kaha aur un teeno ko bhi warning deke chhod diya
Principal ke office se bahar aate hi inspector ne rahul ka hath pakda aur bole
Sangram- kya re teko jyada masti chadhi hai lag raha hai au tere sath meri beti bigad rahi haiwo alag dobara agar iske aaspaas bhi dikha to ander karke itna marunga ki ragging chhod college me aane ke kabil bhi nahi rahega, chal fut
Itna bol ke usko ek chapat maar di aur sanjana ki taraf gusse dekhte huye bole
Sangram- tujhse ghar pe baat hogi
Inspector bahar aakar apni gadi me baithe tabhi unhe avi dikha unhone avi ko apne paas bulaya aur hath milate huye bole
Sangram- thank you aur narayanrao ko meri taraf se sorry kehna
Itna bolke wo chale gaye idhar jyoti sanjana aur Rahul canteen me aaye Rahul full gusse me tha aur jab sanjana ne use sorry bola to wo aur bhi bhadak gaya
Rahul- khadde me gaya tera sorry itna hi bura lag raha hai to tab apne baap ke samne kyu nahi boli ki uska gangadhar hi asli shaktimaan hai (mast joke mara re
) sala jhak mari aur tere se dosti kari, meri halat to sala mandir ke ghante jaisi ho gayi hai, jo koi bhi aa raha hai meko baja ke ja raha hai, AK kam tha jo chetan bhi usse mil gaya aur sone pe suhaga tera baap, jo aa raha hai meri hi maar raha hai ab to log mera naam tak bhul gaye sale sidha KP bolte hai
Sanjana use samjhate huye boli
Sanjana- aisa nahi hai Rahul meri baat suno..
Rahul- o madam o, merko maaf karo chahe to ek laga lo par sanjhao mat, ek baar ko main wo AK ki baat sun lunga par teri nahi, tere chakker me gir ke akkhe college ke samne khud ko joker bana liya hai maine, jab bahut ho gaya ab aur jate jate ek nasihat deta hu, wo AK dimag chalane me apna baap hai uske chedi mat jana aur isse aage merse to milna hi mat, aaj tere baap ko pata chala hai kal mere baap ko pata chalega to wo ghar se nikal dega meko aur fir signal pe khade rehke bhikh mange ki naubat aa jayegi isiliye ek ehsan karna mere pe dobana milna mat mero
Itna bolke Rahul waha se chala gaya
(bichara bahut bura hua uske sath
par vidhi ke vidhan ko kaun badal saka hai
)
Sanjana ko bhi Rahul ke is tarah jane ka bura laga par usse jyada use is baat ka darr tha ke ab uske sath ghar par kya hoga...
Sanjana college se apne ghar pahuchi aur jaldi jaldi fresh hokar apne room me ja baithi, waise to uske papa kabhi uspar gussa nahi karte the normally par ek baar chidh gaye ki fir unhe koi nahi rok sakta tha aur isi baat ko sochte huye sanjana ko tension aa raha tha aur uska dil joro se dhadak raha tha aur itne me uske pitaji inspector sangram ghar par aa gaye
Ghar aate hi sangram ne sanjana ko awaj di.. unki awaj sunkar sanjana ki maa bhi hall me aa gayi aur fir sanjana darte darte thartharate huye hall me aayi aur mundi jhukar khadi ho gayi
Sandhya( sanjana's mom)- kyu ji kya hua? Aate aate hi kyu chilla rahe ho ? ab kya baat ho gayi..
Par sangram ne apni patni ki taraf dhyan nahi diya aur sanjana par bhadke
Sangram- sharam nahi aayi aisi harkat karte huye ? college me padhne jati ho ya ye sab dhande karne jati ho ?
Sanjana darr ke mare kamp rahi thi wo kuch nahi boli
Sangram- sanju main tumse baat kar raha hi, kya hai ye sab.
Sanjana ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha ke ab kya bole par kuch bolna tha isiliye wo boli
Sanjana- papa mai nahi wo Rahul..
Sangram- achaa.. aisa hai kya.. aur tum to chhoti bacchi ho na ache bura kaha samajhta hai tumko hai na ? tu uske piche piche chalu gayi, tere baap policfe inspector hai ye baat dhyan me rakhna mujhe do minute bhi nahi lagenge sach bahar nikalne me samajh aaya..
Sanjana- sorry papa..
Sangram- sorry ? dimag diya hai na uparwale ne kabhi istamal kiya hia kya uska ? tumko pata hai na ragging kayde se gunah hai ek to tumne us ladke ko sataya aur upar se usne tumhe chheda hai aisa bolke mujhe bhi fasane ki koshish ki, tumhari wajah se maine nayaranrao rahe jaise bhale aadmi se ache se baat bhi nahi ki.
Sanjana- mujhse galti ho gayi papa, maaf kar dijiye please..
Sangram- mujhse mafi mat mango us ladko se mango jakar jisne itna sab hone ke baad bhi tumhe bachaya hai aur ek baat kaan khol ke sun lo dobara agar tumhari aisi koi harkat ki khabar mujhtak aayi to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga aur agar tumko college se rusticate kiya gaya to yaad rakhna main chahe road ke bhikari ko pakadkar teri shadi karwa dunga wo bhi ek mahine ke ander
(
kya kya dhamki diyele hai uncle tum 70's ke tame ki dhamki hai ye
aise banoge gunda
)
Tab sanjana ki maa beech me aate huye boli
Sandhya- kuch bhi kya abhadra bol rahe hai aap, bache is umra me masti nahi karenge to kab karenge, budhape me ?
Sangram- bacchi nahi hai wo ab, badi ho gayi hai..
Sandhya- arey abhi umra hi kya hai meri bacchi ki..
Sangram- aisa hai biwi ji ke isi umra me ye aapki god me khel rahi thi, mastoid alag haiaur gunah alag..
Uske baad inspector sahab ne apni biwi ko sab bata diya, ab waise to sandhya sanjana ko bachane aayi thi daant se par sabkuch sunne ke baad unhe bhi gussa aa gaya aur wo sanjana par shadakte huye boli
Sandhya- sanjana ek baat tum meri bhi sun lo maine aajtak tumhari har baat me tumhara sath diya hai par tumhari kisi bhi harkat ki wajah se mere pati ko kisi ke samne gardan jhukani pade ye mujhse bardasht nahi hoga, dobara agar aisa kuch hua to unse pehle mai hu..
Sanjana ki abtak ki jindagi me ye pehli baar tha ke uske mata pita ne eksath use daanta tha aur us din se sanjana puri badal gayi, wo kuch bhi she sakti thi par apne mata pita ki naraji nahi..
(finally matter end hua BC
nacho ab
)
Us din se sanjana dobada avinash ke chhedi nahi gayi, Rahul ne to ab usse baat karna hi band kar diya tha par jyoti uske sath thi aur ab halat ye thi ke wo jaise hi avinash ho dekhti to thoda sakuchati thi gardan jhukar chalti thi
Wahi avinash to apni hi dhun me khush tha par ye baat uske bhi dhyan me aa gayi thi au raise hi ekbaar sanjana gardan jhuka kar uske samne se ja rahi thi to avi ne use awaj di
Avi- hello madam..
Sanjana jaha thi ruk gayi, usne man me alag alag khayal aa rahe the ki ab avi college ke samne uka majak banayega wagaire wahi avinash se samne se aate huye bola
Avi- hello, kashi haay
Sanjana- theek.
Avi- tere se kuch baat karni thi, do minute baat kar sakte hai kya ?
Wahi in dono ko dekh ke aaju baju ke students unhe hi dekh rahe the kyuki inke beech jo rada hua tha akkhe college me famous jo tha itne sare logo ko apni taraf dekh sanjana kuch nahi bol rahi thi aur avi ne bhi uski halat samajh li
Avi- canteen me baat kare ?
Sanjana ne bhiha me apna sar hilaya aur ye use hi samajh me nahi aaya ke usne aisa kyu kiya khair dono canteen me aaye aur fir avinash ne bolna shuru kiya
Avi- ek baat hai jo mai bahut dino se notice kar raha hu, mujhe dekhte hi tum thoda uncomfortable hone lagti ho aur apni gardan jhuka kar jati ho to aisa kyu ?
Sanjana- aisa to kuch nhi hai
Avi- nahi hai tab to badhiya hai par mai koi rakshas nahi hu ya tum koi chudail nahi ho aur kitne din sar jhuka kar ghumogi, jo hua bhul jane ka men, college life dobara nahi milegi usko aise waste nahi karne ka, tereko ghabrane ka ya guilt feel karne ka koi reason hi nahi hai, jo hua mai sab bhul chukka hu tum bhi bhul ja and enjoy, tension nahi lene ka
Itna bolke avi to apne raste nikal gaya par sanjana aur jyoti ekdusre ka muh dekhne lage wahi sanjana sochne lagi ke "ye ladka hai kya chiz, itna kuch ho gaya, ye police station tak pahuch gaya par ispe koi asar hi nahi hai us baat ka, waise to mujhe ise sorry kehna chahiye tha par meri himmat hi nahi huyi upar se ye tufan jaise aaya aur sara scene hi change kar diya, kamaal hai, baki ye baat bhi utni hi sach hai ke dimag bahut sahi chalta hai iska, bagair kuch kare hame pareshan kar diya aur hum samajh rahe the ke hum iski ragging le rahe hai, aaj principal, college ka GS aur yaha tak ki mere maa baap bhi iske gun ga rahe hai aur hum sabke samne joker ban gaye itna kam tha to ab isne sorry bolne ka mauka bhi nahi diya, aur ye hai kaun ? kaha ka hai ? kisi ko nahi pata wo to chhodo kisi ko pura naam bhi nahi pata iska, bas AK itna pata hai fir narayanrao rane jaise insan se iska kya sambandh, aur agar ye unka beta hota to AK ki jagah AR hota na ?"
Avi ne sanjana ke dimag me ek naya tufan utha diya tha aur wo hamesha ki tarah apni duniya me mast tha
Wahi sanjana ab fir avi ke bare me soch rahi thi gusse ki jagah ab curiosity ne le leli thi aur ab sanjana ke dimag ka tension thoda kam hua tha wo dheere dheere normal ho rahi thi, wo aate jate avi ko dekha karti thi par avi to apni hi dhun me rehta tha wo sanjana ki taraf dekhta bhi nahi tha ekdum hi aamna samna hua to wo apni battisi faad smile de deta tha aura b sanjana ko is baat ka gussa nahi balki hasi aati thi, ab sanajana normal ho chuki thi aur ek din usne avi ko awaj di
Sanjana- hello AK..!
Avi bhi uske paas aate huye bola
Avi- bolo madam hows ares yous
Sanjana- sorry
Avi- ye kis liye
Sanjana- tujhe pata hai kis liye..
Avi-
na mere ko nahi pata, arey ye college ke chakker me sunah mess par kya khaya wo yaad nahi rehta to ye sorry kis liye kya ghanta yaad rahega
Sanjana- mat pareshan karo na
Avi- arey sach me, tumko pata hai main ka bachpan pe barabar nishana sadh kar sar ke bal gira tha isiliye dimag me thoda chemical locha hai apne aura pun part time ghajini hai
Sanjana- fir bhi sorry
Avi- hey bhagwaan ye ladki ab bhi 1857 me atki hai re deva arey mai bhul gaya tu bhul ja matter close baat khatam apne ko nahi chahiye koi sorry
Sanjana- matlab tu maaf nahi karega
Avi- karta hu na pehle ek sawal ka jawab de
Sanjana- puch
Avi- apne dono ke loche ki wajah se apan akkhe college me famous hai aur sab apne ko dekh rahe hai to ab batao ki ek sunder aur Bandar agar aise sath khade honge to log sunder ko dekhenge ya bander ko..
Sanjana- bander ko
Avi- ha dekh sab tujhe hi dekh rahe hai
Itna bol ke avi waha se haste huye khisak liya wahi sanjana ko samajh hi nahi aaya ke ye hua kya wo khud se hi bol rahi thi
Sanjana- sunder mai hu par maine jaan bujh ke bola log bander ko dekhenge par isne bola log mujhe dekh rahe hai
matlab mai bander
yoooooouuuu oye AK ruk, log sunder ko dekhenge........
Agle din avinash aur shubham canteen me baithe the tabhi shubham ko sanjana waha aati dikhayi di aur use dekhte hi shubham bola
Shubham- AK wo dekh tufan..
Avi- chya aaila na to ye chain se jiyegi na jine degi, chal satakte hai idhar se.. par un dono ke waha se satakne ke pehle hi sanjana waha aa pahuchi aur aake boli
Sanjana- oye kidhar chale tum log ?
Avi- hehe lecture ko
Sanjana- abhi kaunsa lecture hai abhi to break hua hai
Tab shubham bola
Shubham- arey nahi lecture nahi library ja rahe the
Sanjana- (shubham ko gusse se dekhte huye) teko kisi ne kuch pucha kya, cockroach, mujhe AK se baat karni hai, baith niche
Wo dono wapis apni jagah par baith gaye tab sanjana wapis se shubham ko dekh ke boli
Sanjana- tuhe library jana tha na ? chal nikal fir..
Shubham ne ek baar avi ki taraf dekha avi ne bhi use ishare se jane ke liye kaha aur bola
Avi- tu chal aage main aaya abhi
Shubham man maar ke waha se chala gaya aur uske jate hi sanjana ne sawal daga
Sanjana- mujhe dekh ke bhag kyu raha tha re ?
Avi- tu to aise baat kar rahi hai jaise mere namkaran ke time maujud thi
Sanjana- mujhe dekh ke bhag kyu raha tha
Avi- mai kyu bhagu
Sanjana- mai koi tujhe khane wali nahi hu
Avi- aur kha liya to
Sanjana- nahi khaungi
Avi- fir theek hai
Sanjana- dosti karni hai
Avi- kisse ?
Sanjana- hamare watchman se
Avi- wo bhi apne college me hai
Sanjana- nahi
Avi- fir kaha hai :tinking:
Sanjana- kaun ?
Avi- watchman
Ab sanajana ka para garam hone laga
Sanjana- mujhe tere se dosti karni hai
Avi- ek sawal, kyu ?
Sanjana- kyuki teri wajah se ab koi mujhse college me baat nahi karta isiliye
Avi- oh aisa hai kya, theek hai fir mai aath dus ladko se pehchan karwa deta hu bichare bahut marte hai tujhpar
Sanjana- marne de mujhe tujhse dosti karni hai
Avi- arey par kyu ?
Sanjana-
tu theek se baat nahi kar sakta kya
Avi- kar to raha hu
Sanjana- ache se bol
Avi- ache se, le bol diya
Sanjana- teko itna kis chiz ka ghamand hai re, AK
Avi- ghamand? Mujhe ? kisi ne tumko mere bare me galat information di hai mai to sidha sadha ladka hu
Sanjana- ha, ekdum jalebi jaisa sidha hai tu to
Avi- mujhe ye samajh nahi aa raha tujhe mere se dosti karni kyu hai, apne classes alag hai, rehan sahan alag hai, tu kaha college queen mai apna fatichar..
Sanjana- wo sab mujhe kuch nahi pata aur tujhe kya problem hai friendship karne me
Avi- sach batau, mujhe darr lagta hai
Sanjana- kaisa darr
Avi- tere kurafati dimag me kab kya nayi kurafat aaye koi nahi keh sakta
Sanjana- ab tak ki sari planning mujhpar hi ulti padi hai
Sanjana ki baat sunkar avi bhola chehra bana ke bola
Avi- kya baat kar rahi ho
sach me
Sanjana- jyada bhola banne ki koshish mat karo jaise tumhe kuch pata hi nahi hai mujhe pata hai tum kya chiz ho
Avi do minute ke liye shant baitha tab sanjana dobara boli
Sanjana- o hello, tumhari kidney nahi mangi hai jo itna sochna pad raha hai
Avi- baat wo nahi hai sanjana, rahul bhi aise hi dosti karne ke liye aaya tha..
Sanjana- (dheemi awaj me) Sorry
Avi- sorry, tune sorry bola
Sanjana- kaan fut gaye hai kya
Avi- nahi..
Sanjana- fir...
Avi- fir kuch nahi sab maje me, tu bata..
Sanjana- AK mai ye jug tere sar me de marungi agar dimag kharab kiya to..
Avi- sorry sorry, par iski kya guarantee hai ki tu koi nayi khurafat nahi karegi
Sanjana- kuch kiya to rusticate ho jaungi na
Ab avi ne sanjana ki firki lene ka socha
Avi- aur agar maine dosti ke liye mana kiya to
Sanjana kuch pal soch ke boli
Sanjana- for mai patthar se tera sar fod dungi, fir mai bhi rusticate aur tu bhi
Avi- mai kyu
Sanjana- bhul gaya principal ne jo kaha tha, wo takla sabko rusticate karega
Avi- theek hai soch ke batata hu
Itna bol ke avi apni jagah se uthne laga ab sanjana ka para chadhne laga wo avi ke piche bhag ke bahar aayi aur ek patthar utha ke boli
Sanjana- AK ha bol warna ye patthar abhi tere sar pe girega
Avi bhag kar aaya aur uske hath me se patthar chhin kar bola
Avi- tu pagal ho gayi hai kya sanjana ?
Sanjana- ha mai hu pagal aur pagal aadmi kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Avi- arey mata hath jode tere aage, aaj se apan dost, ekdum best wale friend jigri ekdum, jigar ka tukda ekdum, bass ! khush !
(ye kaunsa tarika hai BC dosti karne ka patthar dikha ke
/avi- hase mat bsdk meko malum hai tera hi kiya dhara hai ye
/ isme mera koi hath nahi hai dimag hai
)
Sanjana- Fir milao hath
Avi-
aur kuch
Sanjana- ab dosti ho gayi hai to roj milne ka dhamal karne ka
Avi- sanjana tu subah subah daru pi ke aayi hai kya
Sanjana- nahi kya kuch bhi matlab
Avi- jau mai ab,ho gayi teri nautanki
Sanjana- ja AK ja jile apni jindagi
Avi- tu jine de tab na
Sanjana- chal tujhe teri class tak chhod du
Avi- merko malum hai mera class
Sanjana- patthar uthau ?
Avi- o mata nahi kuch bhi kar par patthar mat utha
Sanjana- good boy, chalo fir..
Fir sanjana AK ke sath uske class tak aayi aur fir sabko dikhe aise avi ke sath hath mila kar jor se bye bol kar chali gayi aur avine apne sar parhath maar liya
Wahi jyoti ye sab chup chap dekh rahithi aura b wo sanjana ke paas jake boli
Jyoti- sanjana tera dimag kharab hogaya hai kya? Jisne apni waat lagayi usi se dosti ke liye mari ja rahu hai tu ?
Fir sanjana ne muskura kar jawab diya
Sanjana- kyuki mujhe ab ache se samajh aa gaya hai ke usne nahi apan ne khud apni waat lagwa li thi, wo acha ladka hai yaar
Jyoti- acha ladka
aur achanak ye sakshatkar kaise hua aapko
Sanjana- ab simple si baat lele, mujhse baat karne ke liye ye akkha college marta hai par ye ek aisa namuna hai jo meri taraf palat ke bhi nahi dekhta, aur uski sabse khas baat yahi wo har chiz soch samajh ke karta hai, bakiyo jaisa chehre par marne walo me se nahi hai, isse dushmani karke koi fayda nahi hai, ise to dost banke satane me maja aayega
Jyoti- kamal hai tub hi,dushman se dosti karne nikli hai..
Sanjana- jyoti tujhe pata hai na mai auro se alag hu, dushmani ho ya dosti apan bindass karte hai aur ye namuna to bilkul mere jaisa hai, masterpiece
Udhar shubham bhi ye sab dekh ke hairan tha
Shubham- ye tera kya chal raha hai ? jara dur reh bhai us afat ki pudiya se dost dost bolke khadde me na gira de wo
Avi- abe to karne de na, hum bhi dekhe kya karti hai wo, aur itni baat dhyan me rtakhiyo, kisi ka bura karne ke liye bahut sochna padta hai, apan apne raste chalne ka, apna niyam hai kisi ko chedo nahi aur kisi ne apne ko cheda to usko chhodo nahi
Shubham- fir bhisambhal ke rehna
Wahi avi soch raha tha ke ajeeb ladki hai, kuch din pehle mere piche hath dho ke padi thi mujhesabak sikhane aura b hath dho ke piche padi hai dosti karne, ajeeb hai, par ek baat hai upar se bhale hi wo mastoid khor ho par dil ki saaf hai, aaj avi ne sanjana ki aankho me sacchai dekhi thi, avi man hi man muskurane laga...
Agle din avi ne college me entry thoda darte darte li, kya pata sanjana kaha lapak le wo thoda sanjana ko leke tension me tha aur idhar udhar dekhte huye sanjana ke bachte bachate huye wo jaldi se apne class ke paas pahucha aur waha pahuch kar usne chain ki saas li aur apne dosto se baat karte huye khada ho gaya itne me kisi ne uske pith par mara
"hhiiiiiiiiii"
Avi ekdum dachak ke piche muda to sanjana piche apni battisi faad smile karte huye khadi thi aura vi ghabraye jaise chati par hath rakh ke khada tha
Avi- chya aaila ladki hai ke bhoot ! kidhar se bhi aa jati hai be
Sanjana- ha ha ha very funny, aur bhoot nahi betaal bol, mai betaal aur tu vikram
Sanjana me jhuthe gusse se kaha
Avi- o bai tu to mere piche hath dhoke nahi balki pura naha dhoke padi hai
Sanjana- a AK chal na canteen me chal ke badhiya baate karte hai
Avi- acha.. aur lecture kaun karega. mere dadaji kya?
Sanjana- wo aa jayenge kya yaha tak lakdi tekte huye
Avi- nahi rehne de dadi gussa karegi
aur tu nukal abhi idhar se tere lecture nahi hai kya ?
Sanjana- chal na canteen me
Avi- bilkul nahi, mere ko bahut important kaam hai
Sanjana- acha? Aur wo kaam kya hai batana jara
Ab batane ke liye to kuch tha nahi avi ne to ye aise hi sanjana ko bhagane ke liye bol diya tha aur usne aise hi bol diya
Avi- arey wo mujhe notes jama karne hai
Sanjana- theek hai kar tu jama notes, miltu hu tujhe break me
Itna bol ke sanjana waha se chali gayi aur idhar shubham ne Avi se pucha
Shubham- AK ye to tere piche hi pad gayi bhai chakker kya hai
Avi- ye shubhya tu mat shuru ho ab
Shubham- abe usme kya hai, akkha college jis ladki pe marta hai aur wo tere piche pagal hai ye to katai jabardast baat hai na bhai..
Avi- shubhya, fan nikal ke baitha hua naag bhi dur se acha hi dikhta hai par iska ye matlab nahi na ye usko gale me daal ke uska haar banaya jaye..
Tab shubham uske pet me kohni se maarte huye bola
Shubham- par naag itna khubsurat ho to dikkat kya hai
Avi- aisa kya , theek hai teri pehchan kara deta hu fir isse bana le gale ka haar
Shubham- nahi bhai ye jhangadgutta apne se dur hi rakh apne ko nahi chahiye
Avi - aur tu sale tab se mere ko ungli kar raha uska kya
Shubham- abey to dikkat kya hai tere takker ki hai waise wo
Avi- kya bolu ab
Shubham- jab tera man hi nahi hai to sidha bol na bhai usko ki dur reh
Avi- aisa nahi hai re aur itni buri bhi nahi hai wo, ha mai manta hu ki thodi, thodi alhad hai dal dil ki saaf hai aur wo kaise bhi rahe apne ko kaunsa jindagi gujarni hai uske sath, college khatam wo apne raste mai apne raste
Shubham- pyaar to nahi ho gaya tujhe usse
Shubham avi ki firkin lete huye bola jispar avi hath jod ke bola
Avi- ek baar kar liya man bhar gaya mera ab to dobara pyaar wali jhanjhat me mai kya mera dada bhi na gire
Shubham- ek baar kar liya matlab ? bhai batana puri baat maja aaraha sunne me
Shubham ne utsah se pucha aur abki baar avi uski peeth me mukka marte huye bola
Avi- teko maja aane ke liye mai kya idhar mujra kar raha hu kya jot u hath me gajra bandh ke maja lega bataunga fir kabhi chal abhi class me.
Avi aur shubham dono class karne lage, jaise taise teen lecture karke wo dono baahar nikle to aba vi ko bhuk lag gayi thi isiliye dono sidha canteen pahuche aur bas waha pahuch kar khurchi par baithne wale the hi ke tabhi
"hiiiiiiii"
Aur ye awaj sunte hi avi ne apne sar pe hath maar liya bola
Avi- aagayi sar khane, bolokaunse flavor me du dimag ki bhurji
Jispar sanjana ne bhi waisa hi reaction diya
Sanjana- mujhe nahi chahiye tu hi kha
acha wo sab chhodo tera kaam ho gaya ?
Ab avi thoda confuse hua
Avi- kaam ? kaunsa kaam ?
Sanjana- tujhe kuch important kaam tha na ?
Ab avi ko subah college me enter hote huye banaya bahana yaad aaya
Avi- ha, ha wo bola hai 2-3 logo ko notes ke liye
Sanjana- to ho raha hai na kaam
Avi- arey bilkul sahi ekdum
Sanjana- shakal dekho deti, saaf samajh me aa raha hai jhuth bol raha hai aur mai pagal sach me samajh rahi thi, jhutha
Itna bolke sanjana ne ek bag table par rakhi
Sanjana- ye lo..
Avi- ye kya hai ab
Sanjana- ye mera raddi ka dukan hai, aaj hi jama kiya hai sab
Par avi ne jab bag khol k dekhi to usme uske saare subject ke notes aur reference books the, aur sach kaha jaye to in sab ke baad use aur kisi notes ki jarurat nahi thi
Avi- thanks yaar, par kaha se laaye ye sab ?
Sanjana- oh hello, mai kya tujhe koi chillar ladki lagti hu kya? Pichle saal college ke top 3 rank holders me se thi mai, pata bhi hai tumhe kuch ?
(story ke start wala sapna pura jhuth bhi nahi tha
)
Sanjana ki baat sunkar avine haste huye kaha
Avi- paper leak kiye the kya
tumko saari khurafat karne ke baad padhai ke liye samay mil jata hai ?
Sanjana- tum khudko samajhte kya ho ? acha chalo tumhe jhuth lag raha hai to isme se koi bhi book utha ke koi bhi sawal puch lo
Avi- dekh lo haar jaogi
Sanjana- acha chal jo haarega movie dikhayega
Avi ab thoda soch me pad gaya par fir bhi usne sawal puch hi liya aur uske baad sanjana me koi mantra padh rahi ho aise uska jawab bhi de diya aur itna hi nahi wo jawab kaunse reference book me hai ye bhi bata diya aura b wo apni collor tight karte huye boli
Sanjana- bol kab jana hai movie dekhne
Avi- aaila sanjana, maan gaye yaar, mai to teko paagal adiyal nakchadi samajhta ta tu kamaal nikli yaar..
Sanjana- AK tu meri taarif kar raha hai ya taang khich raha hai
Avi- nahi re taarif hiker raha hu, mai apni haar swikar karta hu
Avi ki baat sun kar sanjana ekdum shant ho gayi itne me break khatam hone ki bell baji aur sabhi log apne classes ki taraf jane lage, avi aur shubham bhi chale gaye par sanjana wahi baithi rahi aura b uske paas jyoti aayi
Jyoti- oh hello aise naye dosto ke milne pe purano ko nahi bhulte
Jyoti ki baat sun sanajana ka dhyan tuta aur wo haste huye boli
Sanjana- yaar jyoti hum log kitne pagal hai yaar, matlab kisi ko chhota dikhane ke chakker me hum hi chhote ban jate hai
Jyoti- kuch samjhe aisa bolegi ab ?
Sanjana- maje ki baat batau? AK ko hara diya maine aaj
Jispar jyoti aankhe badi karte huye boli
Jyoti- kya ? sach me ? par kaise ?
Sanjana- hamare beech shart lagi thi usme haar gaya wo
Jyoti- ek number, aakhir me uski naak niche kar hi di tune, bada seena tane firta tha, ab samjha tu dosti ka natak kyu kar rahi thi, kis baat ki shart thi ? aura b kya karwana hai usse ? acha maja chakhana
Sanjana- arey wahi to bata rahi hu, kisi ko apne se kam dikhane me hum khud chhote ban bate hai, hum khud ko dusre se bada dikhane me ye bhi bhul jate hai ki hum kaun hai, ek baat bata hum ragging kyu kar rahe the ?
Jyoti- bas maje ke liye
Sanjana- nahi, balki hum ye sabit karna chahte the ki hum bade hai senior hai, humne ek saal pehle college me admission liya hai, itne plan kiye, khurafat ki AK ko harane ke liye sab fail kyu ?
Jyoti- kyuki wo dedh shyana nikla
Sanjana- nahi dedh shyana wo nahi balki hum murkh the, mere paas jo hai, knowledge uska maine use hi nahi kiya aur jaha jarurat nahi thi waha dimag lagaya aur aaj bagair kuch plan kare maine madad karne ke liye use apne notes diye aur uspar hamari shart lagi mai jeeti jarur par wo hara iska use bilkul dukh nahi hai aur mujhe khusi mil gayi
Jyoti use dekhte huye boli
Jyoti- sanju tu badal gayi hai
Sanjana- badly nahi hu re balki pichle anubhavo se bahut seekha hai aur mujhe khushi hai is baat ki
Jyoti ko kya bole samajh hi nahi aa raha thaw o gaur se sanjana ko dekhne lagi, uske chehre par ek alag hi khushi thi, wo upar upar se nahi balki dil se khush thi...
