Mai jakar sidha apni gadi ke paas visible hua jise maine ek sunsan jagah par parilok jane se pahle invisible kar gaya tha
Gadi ko visible karke hum dono usme baith kar ghar aa gaye....mere sath sonalika ko dekhte hi mummy bahut khush huyi
Sona ne bhi apni taraf se koi kami nahi chhodi....jakar unke pair chhuye phir kahi gale lagi..uske in sanskaro se mummy bahut impress huyi usse
Urmila—achcha hua beti tu aa gayi....kaisa raha safar....
Mai—badhiya mom
Urmila—tere rishtedar to kuch nahi bol rahe the na
Sona—vo to bas apne matlab ke hain….main jiyu ya maru unki bala se….lekin mummy ji..vo
Urmila—ha…bol beti
Sona—pahle to vo mujhe pahchanne se bhi inkar kar diye….badi mushkil se inke samjhane par ye mane ki mai unki door ki relative hu….lekin…
Urmila—aage bol beti..kya hua phir…
Mai—kuch nahi hua mummy…mujhe khana do..bhukh lagi hai
Urmila—chup kar…ruk thodi der….dekh nahi raha sona beti kitni tension me hai…ha..tu bol beti
Sona –mere relatives ne mujhe inke sath india se yaha tak aane ki baat suni to mujhe ulta sidha bolne lage aur phir jabran meri inse court marriage karwa di
Urmila—kyaaaaaa….
Mai to uski baat sunkar hairat se muh phade use dekhta hi rah gaya….ye isne kya naya drama chalu kar diya
Mai—ye…ye..sab jhuth hai mummy
Urmila—chup…tu beech me mat bol…..kya ye sach hai beti…?
Sona—mujhe maf kar dijiye mummy ji….mai us samay majbur ho gayi thi….darasal jab mere rishtedar inko lekar mere upar galat aarop laga rahe the to mujhse galti se nikal gaya ki mai inki biwi hu
Urmila (shock)—phirrr….?
Sona—inhone mana kar diya…bole ki mai jhuth bolti hu…to unhone jabran hum dono ki shadi kara di lekin aap chinta mat kijiye mai janti hu aap kisi aur ko chahte hain…mai apke raste me rukawat nahi banungi…mai kal hi divorce paper par signature kar dungi…mai india vapis lout jaungi
Mai (shocked)—ye sab kuch jhuth hai mummy…iski kisi baat ka yakin mat karna aap…
Urmila—tum kahi nahi jaogi beti….aaj se ab se tum is ghar ki bahu ho..samjhi
Mai—mummy aisa nahi ho sakta…ye jhuth hai
Urmila—mai janti hu tu margret ki vajah se is bechari ko jabardasti jhuthi sabit karna chahta hai.. lekin kaan khol kar sun le....sona ko maine apni bahu maan liya hai aur tu bhi ise apni patni ka haq de samjha ....nahi to mujhse baat bhi mat karna....chal beti tu mere room me
Mummy apne sath sona ko apne room me le gayi aur yaha mai lute huye musafir ki bhanti thaga khada rah gaya
Mai (mann me)—baap re...kitni chalu ladki hai...margret ko patane ki jagah mummy ko emmotional karke jhuthi kahani sunakar unki nazaro me meri biwi ban baithi...ab margret ka kya hoga...use malum padega to vo mujhe kachcha hi kha jayegi
Mai room me jakar fresh hua aur apna mobile nikal kar check kiya to usme bahut se missed call the.. jinme se kuch mere friends ke , kuch julia ke , 50 margret ke aur karib 150 missed call shree ke the
Mai (mann me)—itne missed call shree didi ke…?..kahi koi phir se lafda to nahi ho gaya….call kar ke dekhta hu
Maine shree ke mobile par isd call laga di…..kuch der me ring jane lagi lekin call pick nahi ho rahi thi do teen baar try kiya..tab jakar call recieve hua…..mai baat karte huye bahar garden me aa gaya
Mai—hello..didi
Udhar se—hello..koun…adi..mai mousi bol rahi hu…
Mai—pranam mousi
Megha—sada khush rah....kaisa hai tu....ek baar bhi call nahi kiya yaha se jane ke baad....jate hi bhul gaya na hame
Mai—nahi mousi...mai bilkul theek hu...agar bhul jata to call karta kya abhi... ?..
Megha—didi kaisi hain... ? mujhe kabhi yaad karti hain ki nahi.. ?
Mai—mai darasal bahar se abhi aaya hu....ghar me ruka nahi tha aane ke baad...aap log kaise hain..sanjay bhaiya ki tabiyat kaisi hai ab aur shree didi kaha hain... ?
Megha—teri meharbani se sab theek hain beta....aur shree bhi yahi hai...tujhse bahut naraz hai
Mai—vo kyo.... ?
Megha—mujhe kya pata beta...bas jab se tu gaya hai raat din teri hi baat karti rahti hai....tujhse baat karne ke liye phone lagati hai aur jab tu nahi uthata to bechari dukhi hokar rone lagti hai....le ab tu hi mana usko
Megha—le kar le baat adi se....
Shree (jor se)—mujhe nahi karna koi baat vaat...jab use meri koi chinta hi nahi hai to mai kyo jabardasti use majbur karu baat karne ke liye...kah do use
Megha—sun liya adi beta....kitni naraz hai
Mai—hunnn...jara phone dijiye didi ko
Megha—shree le adi se baat kar
Shree—mujhe nahi karna hai koi baat
Megha—adi beta ab kya karu…vo bahut gusse me hai abhi
Mai—aap speaker on karo
Megha—kar diya
Mai—mousi …mai to aaj hi ghar louta hu….mobile ghar me hi tha…abhi dekha to maine aate hi pahla call didi ko kiya…khair jab vo mujhse baat hi nahi karna chahti to mai ye sim hi tod deta hu..ok bye
Shree (mann me)—kahi adi ne sach me sim tod di to mai phir baat kaise karungi usse…mere paas to uska yahi ek number hai
Ye sochte hi shree ne turant jhapta maar kar megha mousi ke hath se phone cheen liya…..
Shree (jaldi se)—sim nahi todna adi….nahi to phone ke andar ghuskar teri tange tod dungi mai samjha
Mai (mushkura kar)—jab koi hamse baat hi nahi karna chahta to mai ye sim rakh ke kya karunga
Shree—to tune ek baar bhi call kyo nahi kiya….ulta mai karti hu to call pick bhi nahi karta….ek to khud hi galti karta hai upar se sim todne ki dhamki bhi deta hai
Mai—mai sach me mobile ghar me bhul gaya tha…sorry
Shree—tu sach kah raha hai... ?
Mai—apki kasam...pakka wala sach
Shree—to itne din kaha gaya tha aisa jo dusre mobile se ek call bhi nahi kar sakta
Mai—vo mai sona ko uske ghar drop karne gaya tha…aur apka no. Mobile me feed tha
Shree—kyaaaa... ?sona…ye vahi to nahi sonalika…?.
Mai—ha..vahi hai
Shree—lekin tune to mujhe bataya tha ki uska ghar yaha india me hai….ab uska ghar vaha kaha se aa gaya…? Aur vo vaha gayi kaise…? Tune jate samay kaha tha ki vo apne ghar chali gayi hai…?.. tune mujhse sab jhuth bola na adi….ye sab teri g/f hain ya phir call girls
Mai (mann me)—uuiiima---ye to maine socha hi nahi….ki didi ko to maine kuch aur hi bata kar rakha tha…ab kya bolu unse
Shree—adi…ab bol chup kyo hai…kyo bola tune mujhse jhuth..bol
Mai—didi aap galat samajh rahi ho…actually..vo kya hai na ki sona yaha apne papa ke sath aayi hai.. yaha unke koi relatives rahte hain…to unke papa ne mujhe sona ko chhod ke aane ko kaha
Shree—tu sach kah raha hai
Mai—na…na…mai jhuth bol raha hu
Shree—sorry adi...mera na aaj kal dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai
Mai (bekhayali me)—mere paas already pahle se do do hain…aur main unse hi bahut pareshan hu
Shree—kyaaaa…?
Mai—mmmera matlab…hai ki mai do do padhayi karta hu na…uski baat kar raha hu
Shree—mujhe aana hai tere paas…kuch kar na…nahi to mai ghar se bina kisi ko bataye bhag ke aa jaungi tere paas
Mai—ye galat baat hai didi…ab aisi kya dikkat hai…?..sab to theek kar diya tha maine…?
Shree (mann me)—ab tujhe kaise batau adi….tune sab theek to kar diya…lekin jate jate tu mujhe dil ka rogi bana gaya…
Mai—kya hua didi…chup kyo ho…?
Tabhi mere mobile me margret ka phone aane laga...ab mai kya karta...uska call uthane ke liye shree ko hold me lena padta...uska call mere uthane se pahle hi cut ho gaya
Shree—mujhe yaha kuch bhi achcha nahi lag raha hai...bas teri yaad raat din bahut aati hai..pls..kuch kar na adiii...pls
Mai—ok...ok..mai jaldi hi kuch karta hu...theek hai apna dhyan rakhna mai raat me video call karunga...tab aram se der tak baate karenge
Shree (khush)—sach me karega
Mai—ha...pakka karunga raat me..ok..bye
Shree—ok..bye..adii…mai night me wait karungi
Mai shree didi ka call cut kar ke jaise hi andar jane ko hua ki tabhi koi gate se andar aaya…use dekhte hi maine apna sar pakad liya
Mai—isko bhi abhi hi yaha aana tha….ab mera kya hoga….chal beta ho gaya ab to tera kalyan
Mai shree didi ka call cut kar ke jaise hi andar jane ko hua ki tabhi koi gate se andar aaya…use dekhte hi maine apna sar pakad liya
Mai—isko bhi abhi hi yaha aana tha….ab mera kya hoga….chal beta ho gaya ab to tera kalyan
Ab aage……….
Margret dandanate huye andar ja rahi thi….maine ye dekh jaldi se bhag kar uske pass aa gaya jisse ise bahar se hi kuch gol mol ghuma kar philhal abhi to rawana kar du
Mai—aao margret..my sweet heart…mai tumhara hi intazar kar raha tha
Margret (gusse me)—tum to mujhse baat hi mat karo….dhokebaaz
Mai—arey andar kaha ja rahi ho….aao hum yaha garden me baith kar pyar ki meethi meethi baate karenge
Margret (bhadak ke)—achchha pyar ki baate….my foot
Vo andar jane lagi to maine uska hath pakad ke khich liya….kiss karne ki koshish ki shayad isse maan jaye..lekin ab kya batau in ladkiyo ka..kiss bhi nahi karne di
Margret (jor se)—chhod mujhe adi…pahle us par wali pari se nipat lu…phir tujhe batati hu
Mai—koun pari... ? achchha achchha tum sona ki baat kar rahi ho....
Margret (mere pair me jor se maar kar)—achcha ab sona ho gayi ho...chhod mujhe
Mai—arey vo galti se nikal gaya….tumhe agar usse milna hai to india jana padega na
Margret—jyada bano mat…..mai kal yaha aayi thi…aunty ne sab bataya mujhe…dono ki kali kartute
Mai (mann me)—mummy ne itni badi baat mujhe nahi batayi
Mai—dekh gussa thook de...meri anarkali
Margret (gusse se)—ha..aaj anarkali bol ke kal mujhe bhi kisi deewar me chunwa dena
Mai—sachchi kahta hu ..mujhe kuch nahi malum
Margret—par mujhe malum hai....tere lakshan india se hi use dekhte bigad gaye the….mujhse jhuth bol ke use yaha chup chap le aaya….aunty se bhi jhuth bola
Mai—mujhe sach me nahi pata tha....vo kab yaha aa gayi
Margret—nahi ...tujhe to kuch pata hi nahi hai…..use dekhte hi tere muh me lar tapakne lagi
Mai—ye to sarasar arop hai mujh par
Margret—tune aunty se bhi jhuth bola….mujhe bina bataye chup chap uske sath parilok nikal gaya.. jisse akele me chupke se shadi karle…..ab to tu bahut khush hoga uske sath muh kala karke…maine tujhe us din kuch karne nahi diya na
Mai—mai kuch bhi nahi kiya....aur shadi bhi nahi ki....bilkul god promiss
Margret—mujhe teri kisi baat par yakin nahi hai...chhod mujhe...mujhe uss nak kati se milna hai pahle
Mai—arey vo to apne parilok me hai…yaha kyo talash rahi ho bechari ko
Margret—aur kitna jhuth bolega…abhi meri aunty se baat huyi hai….unhone sab bata diya
Mai (dhire se)—ye mummy bhi na....kutte ke pet me ghee aur aurto ke pet me koi baat hazam hi nahi hoti
Marhret—mera phone tak nahi utha rahe the….ab ye haalaat ho gaye hain
Mai—mai bathroom me tha...uthane ke pahle hi cut ho gaya
Margret—itne din se bathroom me hi the…hai.na…kya kar rahe the itne din bathroom me
“Arey margret beta….aao andar aao”….piche se mummy ne akar kaha
Mai (mann me)—inko to aur chain nahi hai
Urmila—baith..beti..mai tere liye coffee lati hu
Margret (dhire se)—aur koi nahi dikh raha yaha...vo chudail kaha hai
urmila—jab tak...ye le laddu kha...
Margret—wow...bahut sweet laddu hain
“Ha…vo meri aur inki shadi ke hain…aur du kya”…kitchen se nikalte huye sona ne kaha
Sona ko dekh kar aur uski baat sunte hi laddu margret ke beech gale me phans gaya....aadha to usne turant ugal diya…..aur gusse se meri oor dekhne lagi
Mai (mann me)—ye sona...margret ko patane aayi hai ki use aur bhadkane
Margret—kiski shadi...kaisi shadi.... ?
Sona—meri aur inki...chahe to mummy se puch lo
Margret—tu bahar nikal…tune adi par jarur koi jadu kiya hai…aur mummy par bhi
Sona—tu gussa mat ho....mai to tujhe batane aane hi wali thi
Margret—tu bahar nikal yaha se bas....adi sirf mera hai
Sona—meri shadi ho chuki hai…
Margret (gusse me)—adiii….cheater…
Mai—vo..nahi….vo toot jayega
Lekin usne ek na suni aur kaanch ka glass fek ke marne lagi...mai ek taraf hat gaya...glass ke tootne ki awaz sun mummy bahar aa gayi
Urmila—adi..ye kya tod phod kar rahe ho
Mummy ko dekhte hi margret ne jor jor se rona chalu kar di…mai bhi sakpaka gaya…ab ise kya hua
Urmila—kya hua beta... ? kyo ro rahi ho…?
Margret (rote huye)—aunty mai kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahi…adi ne mere sath…india me jabardasti…….
Urmila (muh me hath rakh ke)—kyaaaa….? Hey ram….adiiiiii
Mai—dono hi jhuthi hain mummy ye…
Sona—ha ye jhuth bol rahi hai
Margret (rote huye)—aap chahe to mera medical check up karwa le…..aur chahe to india me ek ladki ne bhi inhe dekha tha
Urmila—india me…..kooun…?
Margret—shree ne mujhe inke sath dekha tha….vo adi ki mousi ki ladki hai…jo vahi
Mai (mann me)—marwa diya isne to….chal beta nikal le yaha se chup chap…isne to sona se bhi bada wala bomb patak diya mere upar
Urmila (jor se)—adiiiiii…..yahi sikhaya hai maine tujhe…..aur tu india me vaha kaise pahuch gaya…?
Mai—mai kisi shree ko nahi janta...ye sab jhuth hai
Margret –achcha ab mai jhuthi lagne lagi...lo aunty maine shree ka call laga diya hai...aap khud hi puch lo....
Mai (shocked)—ise shree ka no. kaha se mila…pakka isne mere mobile se churaya hoga
Margret—hello shree….mai margret bol rahi hu…..
Margret ne phone mummy ko thama diya speaker on kar ke…udhar shree ne jaise hi suna ki margret bol rahi hai to uska para garam ho gaya
Shree—kutiya..randi…chhinar…tujhe sharam nahi aati…adi ke sath aise raat din nangi hoke sote huye.. tune mere adi ko bhi apne jaise bana diya..nirlajj…char char ladkiya milke uske sath….chhiii.. mujhe to bolne me bhi sharam aati hai
Mummy ne turant phone cut kar diya….maine apna sar pakad liya….mummy to poore shock me thi
Urmila—adii…tum jara mere room me aana
Mai—maine kuch nahi kiya…sachchi….vo shree jhuth bol rahi hai
Sona—mummy ji ye dono jhuth bol rahi hain…ye aise nahi hain
Margret—tu to bolegi hi na…chudail kahi ki….tera kaam to ho gaya na
Urmila—adii…mere room me aao
Mai chup chap sar nicha kiye unke room me chala gaya...thodi der baad unke room se nikalne ke baad mera chehra utra hua tha
Mai chup chap apne room me jake darwaja band karke sone ki koshish karne laga…tabhi munish aa gaya
Munish—aur dost kaise ho….?
Mai—theek nahi hu dost
Munish—sambhog ashtra ka prayog kar rahe ho na..theek se
Mai (mann me)—teri to…..tere is sambhog ashtra ne mujhe barbad kar diya
Munish—nahi dost….aage tumhe iski bahut jarurat padegi…..saat saat ko jo jhelna hai….kuch salah chahiye to mujhe yaad kar lena…mai isme full trained hu
Mai—shukriya
Munish haste huye chala gaya…mere jakhmo par namak chhidak ke….margret aur sona ki kafi der tak tu tu main main chalti rahi..phir vo bhi mere darwaje par ek do laat maar ke chali gayi
Shaam ko dad ke office se aane par mummy ne unhe sona se meri shadi ki baat bata di….sath hi margret ke sath affair ki bhi
Dad—wah beta…tum to baap ke bhi baap nikle…mai to ek se hi pareshan hu…tune do do paal li
Mai—pls dad koi solution batao na…inse pichha chhudane ka
Dad—mai to ghar me hi pareshan hota hu to office bhag jata hu...kam se kam din me bacha rahta hu par tu to vaha bhi nahi bachega
Mai—pls solution
Dad—ab to iska ek hi solution hai beta ki tu ab se nare wali chaddi pahanna chalu kar de...kam se kam beech sadak me nanga hone se bach jayega...ye dono tujhe chhodne wali nahi hain
Mai—aur jiski saat biwi hogi to
Dad—vo...chaddi utarke sadak me us chaddi se apna muh chhupa ke niklega jisse saato me se koi dekh na paye
Mai (mann me)—ye sab us munish ki vajah se hua hai...na uske karan ye shaktiya milti…na sona milti…aur na mai parilok jata..aur na ye saat biwi ka lafda banta …sala tharki kahi ka
Dad ki baato ne to mujhe aur bhi pareshan kar diya…..vo to achcha hua ki mummy ne mousi se milne wali baat abhi tak dad ko batayi nahi thi shayad nahi to meri aur bhi khichayi honi tay thi….
Raat me maine chup chap dinner khatam kar ke apne room me aa gaya….jyada kisi se koi baat nahi ki sidha bistar me let kar apni aane wali zindagi ke baare me sochne laga
Mujhe hosh tab aaya jab mummy akar mere balo me hath firane lagi…maine ek nazar unhe dekh kar dusri oor karwat kar li
Urmila—naraz hai mujhse…
Mai—(koi jawab nahi…)
Urmila—apni mummy se bhi baat nahi karega..hnnn
Mai—mujhe sona hai..aap bhi jake so jao
Urmila—us maa ko bhala kaise need ayegi jiska beta usse naraz ho gaya ho aur baat bhi na kar raha ho
Mai—to aap meri kisi baat ka vishwas kyo nahi karti hain.....meri mummy hokar aap bahar wale akar jo bhi galat salat apko mere bare me bata denge aap unka hi yakin karti ho
Urmila—to tune mujhse har baar jhuth kyo bola.... ?..pahle tujhe sach batana chahiye tha na
Mai—mai sach hi to kab se bata raha hu…lekin aap ko meri kisi baat ka vishwas ho tab na
Urmila—chal sonase teri shadi ho gayi..usme maan liya teri koi galti nahi…unhone jabardasti shadi karwa di….magar tune margret ke sath aisa kyo kiya…?..chal maan liya vo bhi jhuth bol rahi hai, to shree ne to tujhe range hath pakda tha …bol kya ye bhi jhuth hai…?
Mai—sab ke sab jhuthe hain……sab mujhe fasane ke chakkar me hain….main kisi ko bhav nahi deta na isliye
Urmila—kha meri kasam ki shree jhuth bol rahi thi…?
Mai—mujhe koi kasam nahi khani
Urmila—matlab shree ne tujhe vaha char ladkiyo ke sath pakda tha tha….
Mai—sab jhuth hai
Urmila—tu shree ke yaha kaise gaya.... ?...hamne to kabhi unka jikra tak nahi kiya tujhse..
Mai—mujhe uska sapna aaya tha
Urmila—mai jawab maang rahi hu
Mai—vahi to jawab hai ki mujhe shree ka sapna aaya tha
Urmila—phir jhuth...kitna jhuth bolne laga hai tu adi
Mai—sach bolne ka jamana hi nahi raha ab lagta hai
Urmila—jab sach bolega hi nahi to sach kaise maan lu
Mai (mann me)—sach bol raha hu to mummy ko yakin hi nahi ho raha hai…ab jhuth hi bolna padega
Mai—mai delhi se by road ja raha tha…raste me gadi kharab ho gayi..to nagpur me rukna pada… mai jab gadi repair karwa ke hotel ja raha tha…raste me ek admi daru ke nashe me meri gadi se takra gaya…to maine uska ilaz karwa ke use uske ghar chhodne chala gaya…jaha unki biwi ne mera naam pucha to maine bata diya.. phir unhone apka aur dad ka naam puchha to maine vo bhi bata diya…tab unhone bataya ki meri mousi hain….ab isme meri kya galti hai
Urmila—to ye baat tu mujhe pahle bhi to bata sakta tha na
Mai—mujhe lagta tha ki aap aur dad gussa karoge mujh par
Urmila—aur hotel me tu margret aur baki ladkiyo ke sath kya kar raha tha….?
Mai (bina soche)—so raha tha…
Urmila—kyaaaa….?
Mai—nahi…nahi…jo aap samajh rahi ho vaisa nahi
Urmila—to shree ne range hath tum logo ko nude halat me kaise pakda…?
Mai—vo sab margret aur sona ki mili bhagat thi...vo margret sona ko jalane ke liye khud hi kapde utar ke mere upar so gayi to mai kya karu….mai to so raha tha…tabhi shree didi ne akar dekh liya usko…meri thodi hi galti hai isme
Urmila—wah beta…ladkiyo ke sath ghume tu….unke ke sath soye tu…aur galat bol raha hai us bechari ko…jo tujhe kitna chahti hai..bachpan se hi
Mai (dhire se)—ab mera kuch nahi ho sakta
Urmila—ab karna kya hai..vo bata... ?
Mai—matlab.... ?
Urmila—ek se to shadi kar chuka….dusri ko bina shadi kiye hi……aur koi teesri bhi ho to vo bhi bata de
Mai—koi nahi hai
Urmila—chal mai baat karti hu tere dad se ....ab margret ki mummy se kal teri aur margret ki shadi ki baat karti hu...sona se to kar hi chuka hai
Mai—koi shadi vadi nahi huyi hai
Urmila—chup...us phool jaisi masoom bachchi par jhuthe ilzam lagaye ja raha hai
Mai—vo koi masoom bachchi nahi hai....balki dono ne milke mujhe masoom bana diya hai
Urmila—chal so ja...tension na le...mai sambhal lungi....ok..gn (matha chum kar)
Mai—mummy....ek baat puchhu
Urmila—haa..
Mai—aap logo ne kabhi mujhe mousi ke bare me kyo nahi bataya..... ?
Urmila—tere dad ko ajeet aur unke bete sanjay ke chalchalan pasand nahi the....unhe darr tha ki tu bhi unke sath me rah kar bigad jayega...bas isliye yaha aa gaye aur tujhe nahi bataya kuch bhi..ab so ja.. jyada mat soch
Mai—par mousi aur shree didi to apko bahut yaad karti hain
Urmila—yaad to mai bhi akele me karti hu....par tere dad to pasand nahi hain vo log
Mai—ok..gn mom
Urmila—gn my sweet son
Mummy ke jate hi mai sone ki koshish karne laga ki tabhi mera mobile kutte ki tarah bhokna chalu kar diya aur meri lagti need par khalal pad gaya
Dekha to shree didi ka missed call tha….jisse mujhe yaad aaya ki maine night me unse baat karne ko bola tha…to mai unse video calling me baat karne laga
Shree—kya adi..kab se teri call ka wait kar rahi hu…?
Mai—vo sorry…mai dad ke paas baitha tha…abhi room me aaya hu
Shree—kya kar raha hai…?
Mai—so raha hu
Shree—mujhe to need hi nahi aa rahi
Mai—ek jet morteen ki tikiya laga lo aa jayegi
Shree—nahi ayegi na
Mai—kyo…?
Shree—kaise samjhau….?
Mai—ab mujhe kya pata…?
Shree—tu to samajhdar hai na....khud hi kyo nahi samajh leta sab kuch.... ?
Mai—ladkiyo ko samajhne ka dimag nahi hai mujhme…nahi to aaj mai bhi khush hota
Shree—kyo kya hua…?
Mai—kuch nahi
Shree—achcha sun..adi…aaj na us teri call girl margret ka phone aaya tha….maine bhi jam kar sunaya usko….maza aa gaya
Mai—usne phone mummy ko pakda diya tha….aapne use nahi mummy ko suna diya
Shree (jor se)—kyyaaaaaa..
Mai—haa….aur daant mujhe khani padi..
Shree—omg… ..mousi ne kya socha hoga mere bare me…..ohhh…shittt..ye to bahut badi gadbad ho gayi…ab tu kuch kar na
Mai—mujhe kuch karne layak aap sabne chhoda kaha hai
Urmila—phir bhi mousi se meri thodi bahut tarif kar dena na
Mai—aapke itna kuch kahne ke baad bhi….?
Shree—apni shree ki dekh ittu si madad nahi karega….tu meri madad karega to upar wala dekh lena jarur tera kalyan karega
Mai—kalyan ka to naam hi mat lo….is kalyan karne ke chakkar me hi to mera kalyan ho gaya hai..ab nahi
Shree—theek hai…mai kal hi papa ke sath ticket kara kar vaha aake mousi se mafi maang lungi
Mai—arey…nahi..nahi…nahi….mai kar dunga…..jarur apki sifarish kar dunga…god promise kar dunga.. apko aane ki jarurat nahi hai
Shree—tujhe mera aana pasand nahi….?
Mai—nahi…mera matlab aisi baat nahi hai…abhi aap ki padhayi hai…sanjay bhaiya ki tabiyat bhi achchi nahi hai…mai to aise hi bol raha tha…ki itne se kaam ke liye aap pareshan mat ho
Shree—theek hai...lekin tu mujhe roj aise hi call karna..nahi to mai pakka next day aa jaungi
Mai—nahi..mai karunga....roj karunga...dus dus bar karunga.....achcha vo mummy mujhe bula rahi hain...kal baat karunga...ok..bye...gn...sweet dreams
Maine call cut kiya jaldi se....aur chadar taankar let gaya….mujhe soye huye abhi kuch hi der huye the ki mujhe apne upar kuch vajan sa mahsus hua aur aisa laga jaise koi chumma chati kar raha hai
Mai turant hadbadakar ankhe khol di....ye sona thi jo mere upar let kar ye sab kar rahi thi
Mai—ye sab kya harkat hai aur tum yaha kya rah rahi ho….?
Sona—kaisi harkat....ab biwi raat me bhi apne pati ke paas nahi ayegi to kaha jayegi... ?
Mai—arey kaisa pati...kiska pati...koun sa pati... ?
Sona—ghar me sab jante hain ki main adi ki biwi hu
Mai—tumne ye shadi ka jhuth kyo bola... ?
Sona—to kya karti... ?..apne pair to bachaungi na…usme kulhadi thode hi na maar lungi..?
Mai—kya matlab…?
Sona—dekho…margret se tum pyar karte ho…mummy ko bhi pata hai…usse to shadi ho hi jati….? Dusra tumne kaha tha ki yaha earth me dusri shadi karna jurm hai…aise me mera kya hota…?..isliye maine shadi ka pahle hi apni jagah fix kar li
Mai—aur mai na karu to..?
Sona—mai jadu se apna pet fulake mummy ji ke paas pahuch jaungi aur kah dungi ki 9 mahine ka hai..adi ka kiya dhara
Mai (mann me)—ye to maine socha hi nahi....ki sona to jadu se kuch bhi kar sakti hai..pet fulana to kya kahi kisi din bachcha hi na pakda de mummy ko...
Mai—jao kahi jake so jao
Sona—kahi kyo jau..mai yahi letungi...vaise bhi mujhe mummy ne hi yaha bheja hai
Mai—kyo... ?
Sona—vo mai na mummy ko dekh kar kitchen me hi niche let gayi thi to mummy ne dekhte hi yaha bhej diya
Sona—mai biwi hu tumhari bhala mujhse kaisi sharam
Main—agar baki 5 bhi tum dono ke jaisi mil gayi to mai sab ko chhod kar himalay me jakar sadhu ban jaunga
Sona—theek hai..pahle mere 15-20 bachche paida kar dena phir chale jana….mai tumhare sath jogan ban ke vahi rahungi
Main—kyaaaa…?..15-20 bachche..mujhe bachcha paida karne ki machine samjha hai tumne…?
Sona—vo sab ki tum chinta mat karo…hum sab milke tumse itne bachche paida karwa lenge
Main—kitni besharam hai tu sona….mai to tumhe bahut sidhi samajhta tha
Sona—to mai to sidhi tarah hi to bol rahi thi…ab jab tum hamari khwahish poori nahi karoge to koun karega…? ..batao
Main—tum se baat karna hi bekar hai…tumne margret ko bhi bigad diya hai…
Sona—aaj se naste me mai tumhe takatwar cheeze bana ke khilaungi
Main—vo kyo…?
Sona—tumhe poora pahalwan banane ke liye…itne bachcho ke liye mehnat bhi to jyada karni padegi na
Main—chal bhag yaha se
Sona—coffee to pi lo
Main—coffee to mummy banati hain roj…tum kaise
Sona—ab main apni saas se kaam thode na karne ko kahungi…unki sewa to karni padegi na
Main—ye coffee bhi jadu se banayi hogi tumne…?
Sona—to...jadu se jaldi hota hai..chalo coffee pi ke puppy do
Main—kuch nahi milega
Sona—main bhi dekhti hu..kaise nahi milegi
Main—kya kar logi..?
Sona—abhi batati hu….
Main coffee pine laga....tabhi sona room se bahar chali gayi...mai nahane jane ke liye kapde utar ke towel lapet liya
Tabhi vo achanak jadu se vaha tapak padi aur jabardasti apne hoth mere hotho me kiss karne ki koshish karne lagi...is hatha payi me coffee ka mug niche gir ke toot gaya
Mug niche girne ki awaz sun kar mummy jo shayad kitchen me thi ...vo mere room ki oor aane lagi
Urmila—lagta hai..koi billi ghus aayi hai…? Kya tod diya aaj isne…?
Idhar mere room me…..sona mujhe bistar me gira kar upar leti huyi mujhe kiss karne ki koshish kar rahi thi..lekin kamyab nahi ho rahi thi
Main pareshan hokar use apne niche karke uske upar aa gaya…aur dono hatho ko daboch liya..usse pichha chhudane ke liye…yahi meri sabse badi galti sabit huyi
Kyon ki tabhi mummy darwaje par aa gayi…aur unhone mujhe sona ke upar dekh liya…ab main to sona ke upar tha to vo mujhe to pata nahi chala lekin sona ne mummy ko dekh liya
Sona—dekhiye chhod dijiye….subah subah ye sab karna achchi baat nahi hai….uuumaaa….vaise bhi aapne poori raat sone nahi diya mujhe….poora badan dard kar raha hai
Main (mann me)—ise achanak kya hua…?..aise kyo behave kar rahi hai jaise ki mai iske sath jabardasti kar raha hu….jarur daal me kuch kala hai
Urmila (mann me)—hey ram…ye adi kitna bigad gaya hai….ise jara bhi sabar nahi hai…margret sahi hi kah rahi thi
Sona—pls chhod dijiye na…abhi hame mummy ji ko bhi coffee dene jana hai
Achanak meri nazar mere bed par lage mirror par gayi to darwaje me mummy ko khade dekh main hadbadakar turant bistar se niche kud gaya
Main (hadbadate huye)—naa…naa..mummy…mmaineee…kuch nahi kiya…yahi mere sath jabardasti kar rahi thi….iski baat mat sunna…ye jhuth bol rahi thi
Urmila—chup..aage kuch mat bolna…sab dekh bhi liya aur sun bhi liya maine…kitna bigad gaya hai adi tu..vo to achcha hua ki uske relatives ne jabran shadi karwa di …dekhi hogi teri yahi harkate bechari ke sath karte…chhiii..
Mummy vaha se mujhe daant kar chali gayi...jabki sona hihihi kar rahi thi…jisse mujhe gussa aane laga
Main—ye jhuth muth ka kya natak kar rahi thi…?..jab tune mummy ko dekh liya tha to mujhe bataya kyo nahi…?..aur maine kab tumhare sath jabardasti ki vo bhi raat bhar..?
Sona—kyo batati…? Mere upar to tum chadhe huye the vo bhi nange punge hokar…ab chup chap mujhe puppy de do nahi to
Main—nahi to kya kar logi…?
Sona—ab agar main mummy ji ke paas jadu se apna pet fula ke pahuch jaungi to ye apka bachcha hai iska koi proof dene ki bhi jarurat nahi padegi mummy ko…kyon ki vo sab dekh aur sun gayi hain..samjhe
Main (mann me)—arey yaar kaha phans gaya phir se….ab mummy ko kaise samjhau ki unhone jo dekha vo sab jhuth tha
Sona—chalo puppy do
Main (ankh band kar ke)—le le
Sona—aise nahi tum bhi meri puppy lo nahi to….uuuuuummmmmm…
Marta kya na karta ..mujhe bhi leni deni padi ..puppy…uske jate hi main bathroom me ghus gaya aur achche se fresh hua..aur ready hokar breakfast karne aa gaya niche
Dad—aaj to college jaoge na…..start ho gaye hain
Main—yes dad…aaj se college jaunga
Dad—theek hai…koi problem ho to mujhe call kar lena
Mai—ok dad
Urmila—sona beti ka bhi admission apne college me karwa dena aaj…bechari akele ghar me bor ho jayegi….
Mai—mom..use padhne ki koi jarurat nahi hai
Urmila—jitna bola maine utna sun....aaj uska admission ho jana chahiye...aaj se apne sath lekar jana aur sath me lekar aana use samajh gaya na
Mai—ji samajh gaya....sab samajh gaya...(dhire se)...lagta hai phir se koi nayi patti padha di isne mummy ko
Urmila—jao beti,..tum bhi ready ho jao
Sona ko apne room me jate dekh main uske piche jane ko khada hua to mummy ankh dikhane lagi
Urmila—tu kaha ja raha hai….ab us bechari ko taiyar bhi nahi hone dega kya….?..itni besabri achchi baat nahi hai
Mai (choun kar mann me)—mummy to kuch aur hi samajh rahi hain…ab to mera khud ke room me jana bhi gunah ho gaya
Mai vahi baith kar apne dosto se phone par baat karne laga…vo sab bhi ready hokar mere hi paas aa rahe the….dad apne office nikal gaye…thodi der me hamari mitra mandli ekatthi ho gayi
Margret ko chhod kar baki sabhi yaha sona ko dekh chounk gaye…..
Franklin—ye sonalika..yaha kaise…?
Julia—ye kab aayi…?
Daniel—ye to apne ghar chali gayi thi na…?
Urmila—ohhh..to tum sab mil chuke ho meri pahli bahu se…
Sab (shocked)—bahu….koun..kab..?
Urmila—tumhe nahi bataya adi ne..ki isne sona beti se shadi kar li hai... ?
Sab (mujhe ghur kar)—kya….?
Mai—mujhe aise mat ghur ke dekho...tumhe baad me sab samjhaunga
Urmila—aur batao…india me kaha kaha ghume tum log…?
Kaith—kahi ghumne ko kaha mila aunty…?..adi kisi jungle me ek hafte tak gum ho gaya tha..hum to use hi khojte pareshan hote rahe…
Urmila—kyaaaaa….?
Daniel—yahi nahi aunty…is chakkar me margret ki tabiyat bhi bahut serious ho gayi thi…to bhatia uncle ne hospital me admitt karwaya
Mai (mann me)—mai pahle se kam pareshan tha jo ab tum log bhi aag lagane aa gaye
Urmila (gusse se)—itna sab kuch vaha hua aur kisi ne mujhe kuch nahi bataya...kyo…?..kaise dost ho tum log…?…kya isiliye sath me gaye the…? ,..mujhe poori baat batao
Julia—hame laga ki aap log pareshan honge..phir hum batane hi wale the ki adi aa gaya
Sabne khud ko bachane ke liye mirch masala lagakar story suna dali mummy ko…
Urmila—phir tum log vapis kyo nahi aaye adi ko lekar..?.kya jarurat thi aage shimla jane ki..?
Franklin—vo adi ko shree didi se milna tha…adi ne bataya ki vo kisi bahut bade khatre me hai
Urmila—kyaaa..adiii tumne mujhse phir se jhuth bola ki vo tumhe achanak mil gayi
Mai—chalo sab…college ka time ho gaya…late ho raha hai
Mai jaldi se bhag ke bahar aa gaya…mummy awaz lagati rahi gusse me....hum sab college pahuch gaye
College pahuch kar maine apni gadi park karne chala gaya…sabki nazar meri gadi ki oor akarshit ho gayi.. ek to sabse mahngi dusri market me available bhi nahi hai ye model ..jiski vajah se bhi logo ka dhyan iske malik ko dekhne ke liye machal utha
Gadi park larke ham sab apas me discussion karne lage ki pahle kaha chala jaye…
Mai—tum log jab tak canteen me mera wait karo….mai tab tak principal se mil ke sona ka admission karwa ke aata hu
Kaith—ok….hum canteen me hi tumhara wait karte hain
Mai—theek hai….chalo sona….apne document to ready kar liye hain na tune
Sona (mushkura kar)—vo mere liye koun si badi baat hai
Mai—vaise mummy ne tumhe college me padhne ko kaise bol diya…?
Sona—vo kya hai na...ki maine mummy ko kaha ki aaj kal apko ladkiyo ki lat lag gayi hai...kya pata college me margret jaisi jabardasti aur bhi do char ke sath kar diye to kya hoga ....bas phir kya tha mummy ne mujhe aap par nazar rakhne ko bolkar college bhej diya
Mai (daant peeste huye)—hhuuu....mujhe ladkiyo ki lat lagi hai..teri to...lagta hai tera gala daba ke yahi maar du
Mai—chup kar apni ye nautanki...ye principal office hai....faltu bakar bakar mat karna
Sona—ok
Mai sona ko lekar principal ke paas chala gaya....samne ek young lady chair par baithi kuch files check kar rahi thi…apna muh unhone dusri oor kiya hua tha
Mai—may i come in madam
Principal—vo to tum pahle hi andar aa chuke ho…ab puchne ka kya fayda….kya kaam hai
Mai—admission karana hai
Principal—seat full ho gayi hain
Mai—to donation chalega
Principal—vo bahut jyada hai…?..tum afford nahi kar paoge
Mai—kitna hai.. ?
Principal—10 lacs
Mai—ok done
Principal counkte huye hamari taraf ghum gayi is baar mai bhi chounk gaya unko dekh kar kyoki ye dazy madam thi
Dazy (chair se khadi hokar)—adiii...tum....kaha gayab ho gaye the us din ke baad se...kitna miss kiya maine tumhe
Mai—dazy madam aap yaha…
Dazy—ha...vo pahle vali principal ka transfer ho gaya to unki jagah mai promote ho gayi
Meri aur dazy ki bate sun kar sona ke kaan khade ho gaye….aur usne apni ankhe band karke jadu se sab dekh liya us jo bhi hua tha dazy aur mere beech
Mai—ab admission to ho jayega na
Dazy –tune kaha matlab ho gaya…mere hote tumhe koi tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai…par kiska admission karana hai..?
Mai (sona ki oor ishara karke)—inka..
Dazy (sona ko dekh)—ohhhh….mast naya maal fasaya hai abki baar…ab samjhi itne din kyo gayab tha
Mai (mann me)--dhatt teri ki...satyanash ho apka dazy madam....ise hi principal banane ko mila tha...ghar se bhag ke ye soch ke aaya tha ki college me bach jaunga magar yaha bhi isne meri izzat ka kachra kar diya.....ab ye sona ghar jakar mummy ko mirch masala laga ke pata nahi kya kya batayegi
Mai turant chounk ke sona ki oor dekhne laga jo full gusse se mujhe ghurte huye lal peeli ho rahi thi
Mai—ye lijiye mera card…payment kar lijiye
Dazy—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…mai pay kar dungi…..aur tujhse vasul bhi lungi kisi din..iske document mujhe de dena
Mai—ok mai chalta hu
Dazy kuch aur kahti mai piche dekha to sona vaha se ja chuki thi..mai jaldi se bahar aakar dekha to vo gusse se parking area ki taraf ja rahi thi....mai jaldi se bhag kar udhar gaya
Mai—sona ruk to jara yaar.....arey vo madam ki majak karne ki adat hai
Sona (gusse se)—mai ghar ja rahi hu...chhodo mujhe....mummy sahi kahti hain tum sach me bigad gaye ho
Mai—arey aisa vaisa kuch bhi nahi hai...chalo class me chalte hain
Sona—mujhe nahi padhna yaha aur ab tum bhi nahi padhoge yaha par
Mai—arey yaar ye bahut mast college hai
Sona (gusse me)—ha..ha..tumhe to mast lagega hi na…..jis college ki principal hi aisi ho us college ki baki ladkiya kaisi hogi…?..pata nahi aur kitno ke sath muh kala kar chuke ho
Mai—dekh mai andar ja raha hu…tujhe aana hai to aa nahi to teri marzi jo chahe kar…aur mai tujhe itna hi bura lagta hu na to koi achcha sa ladka apne liye dekh aue uske sath shadi kar ke settle ho ja.. good bye
Mai use vahi chhod kar canteen me aa gaya…jaha ragging chalu thi joro se…kuch logo ki bahas mere friends se ho rahi thi
Mai—arey kya hua tum log khade kyo ho…?
Kaith—adi..ye log hamari ragging le rahe hain
Mai—koun ..?
"Ye chikne chal idhar aa"....kisi ladki ne kaha
Maine ghum kar dekha to vaha par 4 ladkiya aur 5 ladko ka ek group khada tha...jinme se ek ladke ki bahas Franklin se ho rahi thi...jabki baki daniel aur julia se bahas me uljhe huye the...tabhi kisi ne mere kandhe par piche se hath rakha..to maine palat ke dekha to ek ladka tha
Ladka—kyo...tere samajh me nahi aata kya...bahra hai... ?
Mai—hath hata….
Ladka (jor se)—kya…kya…phir se bol sunayi nahi diya
Mai—chattaakkkkk…….ab sunayi diya ki nahi….mujhe dubara bolne ki adat bilkul nahi hai
Vo ladka jise maine jor se thappad mara vo sidhe dusri table par jakar gira….uske kaan se khoon bahne laga…apne sathi ke sath ki halat dekh kar uss group ke sabhi ladke aur ladkiya meri taraf aa gaye
Ladki 1—(gusse me) teri itni himmat ki tune mere friend par hath uthaya
Mai—usne mere sath badatzmizi ki….aur mujhe badatmiz log bilkul pasand nahi hain
Ladka 2—tu to aaj gaya…ab tu is college me nahi padh sakta
Mai—kyo..ye tere baap ka college hai
Ladka 2—mere baap par jata hai…teri to
Mai—chattttakkkkkkk……ab bata ye tere baap ka college hai
Ladki 1 (gusse me)—tu to gaya ab…ab tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta…
Mai—jyada chabad chabad ki na to yahi jinda dafna dunga tujhe bhi…samjhi..chal bhag yaha se
Ladki 2—tu shayad janta nahi ki ye koun hai….?..agar ye chah legi to tu is college to kya is city ke kisi bhi college me tera admission nahi hoga….samjha…
Daniel (dhire se)—adii ye john ki bahan hai…aliza
Mai—ohhhhh….to ye baat hai….sorry ….sorry…bahut badi galti ho gayi mujhse…madam ji…boliye kya karna hai mujhe
Ladka 3—chal be sale…..shirt utar apni
Mai—chatttaakkkkk…..mujhe badatzmiz log bilkul pasand nahi hain abhi bataya tha na aur dubara bolne ki adat bhi nahi hai…mera khyal hai ab to sabko samajh me aa gaya hi hoga
Ladki 1 (aliza-gusse me)—ab tu yaha nahi padh sakta…..aur na hi sahi salamat ja sakta yaha se
Mai—vaise yahi galti kuch din pahle tere bhai ne bhi ki thi mere sath.....ek baar usse bhi puch le ki mai yaha padhunga ki nahi
Meri baat sunte hi sabke muh ek dam shock se khule rah gaye...bache huye dono ladke jo meri oor aage aa rahe the vahi se dokadam piche khisak gaye
Mai—apna ye muh band kar lo nahi to kouwa (cock) aakar beet kar dega..
Aliza (gusse se)—tune mere bhai john ko maraaaaa……ruk achcha hua tu mil gaya…abhi batati hu tujhe
Aliza kisi ko phone karne lagi…shayad apne baap ko….vo phone par mujhe maarne ke liye kisi ko bol rahi thi tabhi vaha sona aa gayi aur
Sona (gusse se)—chattttaakkkk…..tu maregi mere adi ko…hnnn…thahar pahle mujhse to nipat le
Sona ne aate hi aliza ko ek jor dar tamacha uske lal gulabi gaalo par chipka diya...jisse aliza niche farsh par gir gayi
Sona ki dekha dekhi julia aur margret bhi baki ladkiyo se bhid gayi aur unki utha patak hone lagi...ab aliza bhala sona ka jaduyi hath kaha se bardast karti use kuch hi der me sona ne adhmari halat me kar diya...maine jaldi se jakar use khich ke alag kiya
Sona—chhod mujhe...ye maarne ki baat karti hai tumhe...
Mai—jane bhi de na ab...unki vaise bhi bahut dhunayi ho chuki hai...chalo re ab ghar chalo...aaj ki class attend ho gayi
Franklin aur daniel ne tab tak julia aur margret ko pakad kar alag kiya.....hum vaha se jane hi vale the ki tabhi vaha dan danati huyi 10-15 gadiya aa gayi
Sona—chhod mujhe...ye maarne ki baat karti hai tumhe...
Mai—jane bhi de na ab...unki vaise bhi bahut dhunayi ho chuki hai...chalo re ab ghar chalo...aaj ki class attend ho gayi
Franklin aur daniel ne tab tak julia aur margret ko pakad kar alag kiya.....hum vaha se jane hi vale the ki tabhi vaha dan danati huyi 10-15 gadiya aa gayi
Ab aage...........
Ground me aate hi un gadiyo se gunde nikalne lage.....koi hockey stick liye to koi hath me talwar liye huye....sabhi sidhe canteen ki hi aa rahe the...
Aliza—ab dekhti hu tum logo ko…..kaise bach ke jate ho…?
Mai—dekhiye Miss Aliza hum yaha padhne aaye hain…..behtar hoga ki ye ladayi jhadge ka rasta chhod do….khud padho aur hame bhi padhne do….
Aliza—ye college mere baap ka hi hai…samjha…yaha vahi padh sakta hai jise mai chahu
Daniel—adi…chal mafi mang lete hain..yaar....ye stephen hai....ye karate champion hai
Kaith—ha..adi...ye bahut log hain...hum kuch nahi kar sakte
Franklin—mai tere sath hu..adi...4-5 ko to thikane laga hi dunga
Tab tak vo log bhi vaha aa chuke the….unka jo leader tha vo sidha aliza ke paas pahuch gaya
Stephen—bolo baby….kisne aap par hath uthane ki himmat ki hai…?..abhi uski arthi utha dunga mai
Aliza (meri oor isara kar)—ye….hai….
Stephen (mere paas aakar)—kyo be tujhe jyada charbi chadhi hai…..
Mai—arey franklin….ek coffee ka order kar na yaar….sir me dard hone laga hai mere
Stephen (jor se)—mai tere se baat kar raha hu…aur tu coffee manga raha hai..tu janta nahi ki mai koun hu... ?
Mai—kitna time lagega coffee me.... ?
Stephen (mere kandhe ko pakad)—tu mujhe pagal samajhta hai…?..abhi tere kaan ka ilaz karta hu..
Daniel (uske aage hath jod)—jane do na bhai…galti ho gayi..
Stephen (daniel ko)—chattaakkkk…..sale galti ho gayi….ab mai batata hu tum sab ko stephen kya cheez hai
Aliza aur uski friends khade ab mushkura rahi thi…..sona aage badhne ko huyi to maine ishare se use rok diya aur margret ko lekar ghar jane ko kaha
Sona ko to sab pata tha ki inse nipatna mere liye mamuli baat hai….vo margret ko bahar khichne lagi lekin vo nahi gayi…daniel ko thappad lagne se mera dimag kharab ho gaya
Mai—hath hata….
Stephen—kyaa bola….phir se bol jaraa…..
Maine ek nazar aliza aur uske friends ki taraf dekha….jinke chehro par ab utsukta ke bhav uttapann hone lage the ki ab mera jawab kya hoga…vaise jawab unhe bhi expected ho gaya tha mere bolne ke lahze se
Mai—chattttaaakkkkkkk
Stephen is thappad se ladkhadate huye niche gir gaya…poora gaal lala pad gaya uska….sabhi sakte me aa gaye…aliza aur uski friends ka to muh hi khula rah gaya
Mai—mujhe dubara bolne ki adat bilkul nahi hai…dubara mat puchhna kabhi..
Stephen ke sathi pahle to shock me rah gaye ki ye kya ho gaya….aisa hone ki unko kya kisi ko bhi ummid nahi thi…jab shock se bahar aaye to mere upar hamla karne doud pade
Stephen (jor se)—ruk jaoooo…..koi aage nahi ayega……isne stephen par hath uthaya hai….ab ye mera case hai….piche hat jao sab….
Uske sabhi gunde piche ho gaye….stephen khada hokar phir se mere paas aane laga…franklin cofee le aaya tha to mai vahi pine laga…lekin pine se pahle hi stephen ne hath mar ke use gira diya
Stephen—tune mujh par hath uthaya….harami ki aula…………kad..kad..kad…. aaaaaahhhhhhhh….. aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Stephen coffee gira ke jaise hi mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya gali bakte huye..maine uska hath pakad ke jor se ghuma diya..jisse uske hath kihaddi kande ki jad se toot gayi…aur dard se chillane laga
Mai—gali deta hai…kutta kahi ka…..
Maine use gireban se pakad keghaiste huye kitchen me lage chalu gas stove me uska sir jor se rakh diya….
Stephen (jor se)—aaaaaaaaaaa……..aaaaaaaa…..bachaoooooooo……bachaaaooooooooo…aaaaaaaa
Poora college vaha jama ho chuka tha…..maximum students mujhe john wale case se janne lage the dazy bhi mujhe ishare se chup rahne ko kah rahi thi..lekin mera to mood off ho chuka tha
Stephen ke gunde ab mujhe marne ke liye toot pade…maine stephen ko utha ke unke upar hi phek diya stephen ke sar ke poore baal jal gaye the jinki durgandh poore canteen me phail gayi thi…sar se khoon bah raha tha..abhi bhi vo dard se chhat pata raha tha
Stephen ke unke upar girne se samne aa rahe gunde bhi uske sath niche gir gaye….maine paas me rakha gas cylinder utha ke uski nob khol di aur hath me machis utha liya
Ye dekhte hi sabki jaan halak me atak gayi…..poora dahsat ka mahoul paida ho gaya….sabhi ke bech afra tafri mach gayi….sab apni jaan bachane ke chakkar me jitna jaldi ho sake college se bahar ki oor bhagne lage
Students hi nahi…vo gunde bhi apne hathiyar phek kar jaldi se gadi me baith vaha se khisak gaye... stephen ko vahi tadapne ko chhod gaye…aliza to kab ki khisak gayi thi vaha thi chup chap
Sab mujhe pakad ke machis jalane se rokne lage...margret ne mere hath se machis chhen kar bahar phek aayi
Mai (gusse me)—sala gali deta hai....jinda dafna dunga...
Margret—adi..shant...ho jao..sab chale gaye hain…
Mai—ek coffee lana yaar
Franklin—koi hai hi nahi to coffee dega koun….sab to college chhod kar bhag gaye
Sona—ye kya ho gaya tha isko….?
Margret—adi se gali bardast nahi hoti hai....gali padne par vo out of control ho jata hai, bachpan se hi
Kaith—phir to gali dene wale ko bhagwan hi bachaye adi se
Sona—chalo ghar chalte hain ab…
Mai—ise hospital bhijwa do
Franklin—maine uske gali dete hi hospital call kar diya tha aur mariz ka naam bhi likha diya tha bhai.. vo akar utha le jayenge ab chal tu
Hum sab college se ghar nikal gaye…..khana khane ke baad mai jakar apne room me so gaya…sham ko sona ne mujhe uthaya…dinner ke liye
Dad—college me kuch hua tha kya aaj….?
Mai (sona ki oor dekh kar)—kuch nahi dad
Dad—kam se kam mujhe bata to diya kar beta
Urmila—kya hua…? Kya hua college me…?..koi mujhe bhi kuch batayega…?
Sona—kuch nahi mummy ji…aaj pahla din tha na…to ulta ragging ho gayi sabki bas
Dinner khatam karke mai kuch der room me study kiya…phir let kar sone ki koshish karne laga…udhar mummy ke room me
Dad—urmila tumhe kya lagta hai…
Urmila—kis baare me..?
Dad—yahi ki kya hamara adi…margret aur sona ke sath aisa kar sakta hai..jaisa ki vo bol rahi hain…?
Urmila—mai uski maa hu…..ek bete ko uski maa se jyada koi nahi pahchan sakta…..meri parvarish itni bekar nahi hai ki mera beta aisa kuch karega….mujhe malum hai ki sona aur margret jhooth bol rahi hain
Dad—par tum to unka hi favour karti ho….?
Urmila (has kar)—aap nahi samjhoge….ye aurato ki bate hain…vo jhuth bol rahi hain lekin galat nahi hain
Dad—kya matlab….?
Urmila—dono adi se pyar karti hain aur use pana chahti hain….jise jo tarika samajh me aaya mujhe patane ka usne vo apnaya….vaise bhi jung aur pyar me sab jayaz hai
Dad—lekin adi..?..vo to margret ko pasand karta hai lekin kabhi lagta hai ki sona ko…
Urmila—dono ko…..margret uska pyar hai….aur sona ke liye bhi maine uski ankho me fikar dekhi hai
Dad—to uski shadi kisse karogi….?
Urmila—dono se…
Dad—kya…?
Urmila—ha…
Dad—phir to adi beta …tera to kalyan ho gaya…mai ek se hi pareshan hu…tujhe to do do ko jhelna hai
Urmila (ankh dikha kar)—kyaaa kahaa…?
Dad—nahiii…nahii…maine kuch nahi kaha….bhagyawan…so jao
Raat me sote huye achanak mujhe apne pairo me kuch geela geela sa mahsus hua …aisa laga jaise ki koi mere pairo ke paas baith kar ro raha hai chup chap
Ye dekhne ke liye ki koun hai maine apni ankho ko thoda sa khol ke samne dekha to mera dil ro pada mujhe khud par gussa aane laga..kitna galat tha mai
Raat me sote huye achanak mujhe apne pairo me kuch geela geela sa mahsus hua …aisa laga jaise ki koi mere pairo ke paas baith kar ro raha hai chup chap
Ye dekhne ke liye ki koun hai maine apni ankho ko thoda sa khol ke samne dekha to mera dil ro pada mujhe khud par gussa aane laga..kitna galat tha mai
Ab aage…………
Sona mere pairo ke paas baith kar rote huye kuch badbada rahi thi…..mujhe kafi hairat huyi ki din bhar sabko apni ungliyo par nachane wali ye ladki ro kyo rahi hai….?
Mujhe uska rona bahut ajib lag raha tha…mai uski bato ko dhyan dekar sunne laga jo vo rote rote kah rahi thi…poora chehra anshuo se bhiga hua tha
Sona (rote huye)—mujhe maf kar dena adi……aaj tumne gusse me mujhe jane ko kah diya…..galti meri hi hai…mai hi jabardasti tumhare piche padi huyi hu……ye jante huye bhi ki tum margret ko pasand karte ho…
Sona (rote huye)—maine tumhe pane ke liye mummy ji se bhi jhuth bola……unke sachche aur bhole pan ka fayda uthane ka aur maa bete me avishwas paida karne ka ghor maha paap kiya hai…mai tumhare layak nahi hu…mai tumhari aur margret ki zindagi se bahut dur chali jaungi…aaj se mai tumhe shadi karne ke dabav se mukt karti hu
Lekin mai sach kahti hu ye sab maine jaan bujhkar nahi kiya….mai to bas mummy ko shadi ke liye razi karna chahti thi bas….magar anjane me tumhara hi dil dukha baithi…jise apne dil me bithaya uske hi dil ko mere karan thes pahuchi
Sona (rote huye)—mai ye bhul gayi thi ki pyar hasil nahi kiya jata balki pyar to apne aap ho jata hai tumhara pyar mai jabardasti pana chahti thi….lekin aaj tumne jab mujhe kaha ki mai apne liye koi dusra khoj lu to mujhe ehsaas hua ki tum to mujhe chahte hi nahi
Maine mummy ke mann me ek bete ke liye jo vishwas todne ka kaam kiya hai…ab mai hi use theek bhi karungi……mai yaha se kuch gahne mummy ke le ja rahi hu……jisse vo mujhse nafrat aur aap ki baat par phir se vishwas karne lagengi
Adi mere dil me sirf tum ho aur hamesha rahoge…..mai tumhe nahi pa saki to kya tumhari ek photo liye ja rahi hu apne sath…..iske sahare hi mai apni jindagi kaat lungi…..ho sake to mujhe maf kar denaaa..aur ha parilok ke raja tumhi rahoge aur margret maharani….agle mahine dono vahi jakar shadi kar lena.. I Love You adi…..I Love You…very much
Mai sona ki bate sun kar hatprabh rah gaya……ek chanchal aur shokh pari ke andar itna sundar dil bhi hai…mujhe ab malum pada
Mai aaj tak use apne sar par jabardasti ka bojh maan ke pareshan rahta tha…vo kewal naam ka hi nahi sach much ka sona nikla
Maine hi to use shadi ka vachan diya tha…jise mujhe apna kartavya samajh ke nibhana chahiye use mai majburi maanta raha….maine soch liya ki mai use uske hisse ka pyar dunga
Mai use samjhane ke liye jaise hi apni soch se bahar aaya to use dekhne laga kintu vo to kab ki ja chuki thi…mere mann me bechaini si hone lagi…
Bahar aakar maine use khojne ki koshish ki is ummid me ki shayad abhi yahi kahi ho vo lekin mujhe kahi nahi mili….mai usi bechaini ki halat me room me aa gaya aur chup chap let gaya
Mai apne aap ko bahut chhota mahsus karne laga….jab meri bechaini had se jyada badhne lagi …to maine apni ankhe band karke dhyan lagane laga khud ke ashant mann ko shant karne ke liye
Dhyan me leen hote hi mujhe mere antarmann me gurudev ashtavakra ki mridul awaz sunayi padi…
Gurudev—ankhe kholo putra
Mai—pranam gurudev
Gurudev—sada kalyan ho vats…..bahut vichlit dikhayi de rahe ho..kya baat hai…?
Mai—gurudev ye kaisi pariksha hai meri…?…mai kuch nirnay nahi kar pa raha hu...kripaya mera marg darshan kare gurudev
Gurudev—bhagwan shiv ko prashnna karke unse gyan prapt karne wala mera shisya itna kamjor aur agyani kaise ban sakta hai…?
Mai—mujhe samjhaiye gurudev
Gurudev—tum aaj tak in shaktiyo ko bojh mante aaye ho….tumne prem ko aaj tak samjha hi nahi… prem use nahi kahte jo badle me apne premi se kuch pane ki lalsa kare…prem tan se nahi mann se hota hai….lekin tumne sirf tan se hi prem kiya hai
Mai—par main to margret se sachcha prem karta hu..gurudev
Gurudev—tumhe malum hote huye bhi ki tumhari saat patniya hogi...ise apne sar pe bojh samajhne lage...samanya manav ke liye to tumhari soch theek hai kintu tum to samanya manav nahi to adi
Gurudev—tumhe shaktiyo ka aur apni patniyo ko jimmedari manna chahiye tha...ye vidhi ka vidhan hai tumhari achchaiyo ke karan tumhe shaktiya mili hain...abhi tum apne purva janam se anbhigya ho
Gurudev—sona aur margret ne jo kiya vo unka haq tha....jise tum jabardasti samajhte ho vastav me vo unka prem tha tumhare prati
Mai—lekin unki is harkat se meri maa mujhe galat samajh rahi hain
Gurudev—putra jab tum apni premikao ke prem ko hi nahi samajh paye to ek maa ke prem ko bhala kaise samajh sakte ho......bramhand me aisi koi shakti nahi hai jo kisi maa se uske aulad ke liye prem chhen sake
Mai—to phir vo unka hi paksh kyo leti hain... ?
Gurudev—kyo ki vo sachche prem ki parakh rakhti hain isliye ....aur jise tum paksh lena kahte ho vastav me vo unka apni putra vadhuo ke liye prem tha na ki tumhare upar avishwas ka dhyotak...prem dene ka naam hai....prem ke badle me prem pane ki kamna to bhogi karte hain yogi nahi......aur tum yogi ho adi
Mai—to mujhe kya karna chahiye gurudev... ?
Gurudev—ye faisla karna tumhara kaam hai... ?..har manushya ka apna dharm alag hota hai...aur tumhara dharma hai sabhi ke kalyan ke vishay me sochna na ki apne hit aur anhit ke baare me sochna ye soch bhogiyo ke liye rahne do...putra...kisi ke pyar ka niradar nahi balki aadar karna sikho
Mai—theek hai gurudev...pranam
Gurudev—yashashwi bhav....jao putra apne dayitva ka nirvahan karo
Gurudev ke antardhyan hote hi mera dhyan bhang ho gaya.....maine phir se apni ankhe band karke sona par khud ko focus karne laga...
Vo mujhe parilok me unhi gufao aur kandarao ke paas baithi dikhi jaha maine aur usne ruk kar raat bitayi thi...vo us jagah ko baar baar chum rahi thi
Mai turant uske paas teleport hokar pahuch gaya....jaha vo baithi thi…jakar piche se baho me kas liya
Mai—ab ye kya nayi nautanki hai….?
Sona (rote huye)—adiiii..tum
Mai—tumhe kaise malum ki ye mai hu... ?
Sona (rote huye)—nahi malum... ?..bas dil ne kaha ki ye sparsh mere adi ka hi hai...
Sona—par tum to so rahe the na...phir yaha kaise..... ?
Mai—nahi malum….bas dil ne kaha…mujhe sona ke paas jana hai…to aa gaya
Sona (gale lag ke rote huye)—mujhe maf kar do adi
Mai—pahle kissi do tab mafi milegi
Sona (has kar)—huunnnn….uuummmmmmmmm
Mai—ab chalo yaha se….mummy ke jagne ka time ho gaya hai….aur mere coffee ka bhi
Mai sona ko lekar vapis ghar aa gaya….use maine apne sath hi lita liya...vo bhi khush hokar so gayi
Udhar aliza ke ghar pahuchne ke baad…….
Aliza (gusse me)—dadddd…..mujhe us adi se badla lena hai..usne poore college ke sabke samne meri beijjati hai
Albert (aliza’s dad)—koun adi…?
Aliza—maine apko call karke bataya to tha…..usne hi bhai ki ye halat ki hai
Albert—maine stephen ko bhej to diya tha…use sabak sikhane ke liye
Aliza—usne apke stephen ko kutte ki tarah sabke samne dho diya……ab apka stephen to mar bhi chuka hoga
Albert (shocked)—whatttttt…..?..stephen ko dho dala……?….very interesting….uske sath jo 40-50 gunde bheje the unka kya hua…..?
Aliza—vo sab usse darr ke dum daba ke bhag gaye
Albert—very interesting……mujhe poori baat batao…
Aliza ne albert ko mirch masala lagakar albert ko story suna di jo bhi aaj college me hua….albert kisi gahri soch me doob gaya….
Albert—very….very interesting person…………..
Aliza—kya interesting interesting laga rakha hai…..mujhe usko college se nikalna hai…sabke samne apka bhi mazak udaya usne…
Albert—most interesting…..mera mazak udaya….
Aliza—ha…..aur jab tak vo college se nahi nikala jata mai college nahi jaungi…..i am feeling very bad..dad
Albert—kya..tum uske darr se college nahi jaogi … interesting….tum chinta mat karo……mai kal hi college aakar use aur principal dono ko bahar karta hu….ok
Aliza—pakka na…..lekin use gali vali mat dena….dur se hi baat karna......poora pagal hai vo
Albert—ab to is pagal se milna hi padega....jo ek pagal ko bhi pagal lag raha hai.....interesting
Aliza—daddddd....
Albert—nahi….nahi….beta…tum nahi vo pagal….ye pagal to mujh jaise interesting person se bhi jyada interesting hai
Subah meri need khuli to mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi….sona mujhe lipti huyi abhi bhi so rahi thi….sote huye uske gore mukhde par masumiyat jhalak rahi thi
Mai bhi use dekh kar mand mand mushkurane laga….mujhse nahi raha gaya to maine uske hotho ko halka sa chum liya….sona kasmasa kar apna ek pair mere upar taang kar aur bhi jor se lipat gayi..
Magar meri ye khushi jyada der tak barkarar nahi rah saki…karan mere samne ki chair par mummy coffee ke sath baithe huye mujhe hi ghure ja rahi thi
Maine mummy ko vaha dekh kar hadbadahat me apni gardan idhar udhar hila ke ishare me jataya ki maine kuch nahi kiya hai..
Mummy (ghurte huye)—besharam….bilkul bhi sabra nahi hai….laaz aur sharam to bech khaya hai.. coffee pi lena…mai ja rahi hu
Mummy to chali gayi lekin mujhe shock de gayi….maine sona ko uthaya…aaj uske chehre par khushi ki chamak thi….uth kar vo bahar chali gayi
Mai bhi fresh hokar breakfast kiya….dining table par bhi mummy mujhe hi ghur rahi thi..maine fatafat nasta kiya….kuch der shree didi se baat ki aur phir college jane ko ready ho gaya
Sona ke behaviour me aaj badlav tha….uska vo chul bulapan kahi nazar nahi aa raha tha…thodi der me hamari team bhi aa gayi
Margret aate hi mere gale lag gayi….maine bhi use kiss karke apne pyar ka praman de diya…aur hum sab mil ke college aa gaye
Franklin—chalo aaj se hamari koi ragging lene ke bare me sochega bhi nahi ab
Julia—yesss
Sona—chalo class me chalte hain
Mai—tum log chalo…mai thoda bathroom se aata hu
Mai vaha se chala gaya lekin bathroom ke bahar hi kisi se takra gaya...jise dekhte hi mere chehre par ek mushkan phail gayi
Franklin—chalo aaj se hamari koi ragging lene ke bare me sochega bhi nahi ab
Julia—yesss
Sona—chalo class me chalte hain
Mai—tum log chalo…mai thoda bathroom se aata hu
Mai vaha se chala gaya lekin bathroom ke bahar hi kisi se takra gaya...jise dekhte hi mere chehre par ek mushkan phail gayi
Ab aage.........
Mai turn hote huye jisse takraya vo aliza thi.....vo mujhse takrate hi niche gir padi…usne uth kar gusse me mujhe marne ke liye hath uthaya hi tha ki uski nazar mere upar gayi....uske hath vahi ruk gaye
Uski shakal dekhne layak ho gayi…ghumkar usne apne aaju baju dekha aur phir piche hatne lagi...mai uske paas jane laga
Mai—hihihi....kal to bach gayi thi….ab kaha jaogi..bach ke…hihihihi
Mai mazak me jaise hi apna hath uski tarf karne laga dhire dhire...usne baith kar mere hath ke niche se nikal aise bhagi vaha se jaise kutte ke sar se sing.....mere chehre par ek mushkan aa gayi
Mere fresh hokar aane ke baad hum sab class me chale gaye….hum apni fav last bench par jake baith gaye…thodi der me ek madam aayi class lene
Madam ko dekhte hi daniel ne apni adat ke mutabik uski khubsurti ki tarif kar kar ke hame pareshan karne laga
Daniel—wow….kya mast madam hai..yaar …iski class to mai roj attend karunga….
Franklin—tu phir shuru ho gaya
Daniel—arey ek baar iska pichhwada to dekh...kitna jabardast hai
Franklin—ja..jakar chat le…..teri nazar jab dekho har ladki ke pichhwade par hi rahti hai
Daniel—kya karu...meri fav dish hai yaar vo
Mai chup chap baitha uski bakwas sunta raha…..madam ne jab class me kuch naye logo ko dekha to intro dene ko kaha….sab apna intro bari bari se dene lage….lekin jaise hi hamari team par uski nazar gayi to vo bhi thoda darne lagi
Madam—achcha tum log bhi isi class me ho….bade hi honhar bachche ho….tum logo ko college me koun nahi janta…
Usne hame bitha kar chup chap padha kar nikal gayi vaha se….next period me jab kafi time tak koi professor nahi aaya to hum canteen aa gaye
Lagbhag poora college hi hamare group koab pahchanne laga tha….canteen pahuchte hi canteen boy ne hamare bina kuch kahe hi coffee mere samne rakh di
Franklin—wah…tujhe bin mange hi mil gaya
Daniel—jaise do do biwiya mil gayi
Mai—chup karo yaar ab……
Udhar principal cabin me albert akar dazy ki class le raha tha
Albert—yaha college me meri beti ke sath marpeet huyi....mere bete ko tumhare rahte hospital me jana pada...kya action liya tumne.... ?…tum bilkul interesting nahi ho
Dazy—sir…mai us samay college me nahi thi
Albert—mai kuch nahi janta….us ladke ko college se bahar karo
Dazy—sir…maine usko warning de di hai….ab vo aisa nahi karega
Albert—tumhe bahut interest hai us ladke par….interesting….bulao use yaha
Dazy—maine use samjha diya hai sir
Albert—mujhe us interesting ladke se milna hai…bulao
Dazy—yes sir
Mai abhi canteen me baitha hua tha ki peon ne akar mujhe bataya ki principal ne bulaya hai ..maine aane ka kah ke use vapis bhej diya
Franklin—principal ne kyo bulaya hoga….?
Margret—kal ke bare me warning deni hogi
Mai—mai jake dekhta hu..kya baat hai…..?
Sona—mai bhi chalu... ?
Mai—nahi...
Mai unke pass se dazy ke cabin me aa gaya..
Mai—aapne mujhe bulaya madam
Dazy—ohh tum aa gaye...inse milo ..ye hain albert...aliza ke father aur is college ke trustee
Mai—hello sir
Albert—to vo interesting admi tum ho…..btw tumhe darr nahi laga ki vo albert ki beti hai ye jankar
Mai—maarne ke kiye darr kaisa….himmat chahiye
Albert—interesting......vaise tum mr. anand rajvansh ke bete aditya ho na shayad
Mai—ji ha….
Dazy (shock)—sir, aap ise kaise jante hain…aur adi tumne kabhi bataya nahi ki tum itne bade admi ke bete ho…..?
Albert—tum beech me mat bolo….tum bilkul interesting nahi ho
Dazy—mai to bas
Albert—dekh nahi rahi ki do interesting admi kitni interesting baate kar rahe hain
Mai—kahiye mujhse kya chahte hain.... ?
Albert—dekho ..jo kuch bhi hua..apne bachcho ki taraf se mai mafi chahta hu…dono bachpan me hi unki maa ke pyar ke bina pale badhe hain to thoda bigad gaye hain….
Mai—its ok uncle...mai to khud bhi ye bewajah ki ladayi nahi chahta..
Albert—ok..and thanks beta....vaise tum kafi interesting ho...poora college hi khali kara diya
Mai—aap bhi kam interesting nahi ho
Albert—aao kabhi hamare ghar bhi aao…khub jamegi jab do interesting admi mil baith kar dher sari interesting bate karenge
Mai—ohh…sure
Mai unse milke bahar aa gaya…mujhe aliza ke father kafi interesting admi lage….ek do peroid attend karke hum ghar lout gaye…
Aaj ka din badhiya gaya…margret aur sona dono ne aaj jyada tang nahi kiya…mai sidhe jakar so gaya.. tabhi mujhe kuch dikhayi diya
Ek sunsan jagah par shmashan me kuch log baith kar koi tantrik kriya kar rahe hain…..vaha ki jagah dekh kar hi aisa lag raha tha jaise ki kisi ka aana jana yaha par pata nahi kab se na hua ho
Unki kriya karne ki jagah par kayi masum bachcho ko behoshi ki halat me bandhak bana ke rakha gaya tha…un masum bachcho ki age lagbhag 5-6 saal ke aas paas lag rahi thi
Shmashan ke charo oor manav haddiyo ki boundry lagayi gayi thi…..aur har haddi ke upar ek nar mund (khopdi) rakha hua tha…
Kriya ki jagah se kuch duri par ek nadi bah rahi thi jiska pani poori tarah se khoon jaise lal rang ka tha aur aas paas ke sabhi pedo par ek ek nar kankal latak raha tha
Kriya karte huye vo tantrik kuch mantra padh kar samne jal rahe agni kund me ahutiya dalte ja rahe the unko ye kriya karte karte bahut samay vyateet ho chuka tha kintu unki ye kriya abhi bhi jari thi
Raat gahri ho chuki thi….ghor andhakar charo taraf phail chuka tha….kriya karte huye achanak unme se ek tantrik khushi se chilla utha..
Tantrik 1—hahaha…akhirkar wo ghadi aa hi gayi….bali dene ka samay ho gaya….jao un bachcho ko le aao…aaj meri barso ki mehnat kamyab ho jayegi….hahaha
Tantrik 2—jo agya…
Dhire dhire un masum bachcho ko ek ek karke us bali vedi ke samip lita diya gaya….us tantrik ne pahle kuch mantra padh ke un bachcho ko hosh me laya
Hosh me aate hi vo masum bachche jor jor se rone bilakhne lage….lekin unme se kisi ko bhi un sukumar masumo par daya nahi aa rahi thi
Tantrik 1—jao…ek ek karke sabhi ki bali chadha do….hahahaha
Aur phir ek ne jaise hi ek rote bilakhte masum bachche ke upar prahar karne ke liye apne hath upar uthaye…..
Maine palat ke dekha to mummy mere paas aake mere sar me hath pher rahi thi….iska matlab ye mai sapne me dekh raha tha….mera poora badan pasine se lath path ho chuka tha
Ankhe gusse se ekdam lal ro rahi thi…..saanse dhounkni ki tarah tez chal rahi thi….apni ankhe band karke mai tez chalti saanso ko niyantrit karne laga
Urmila—kya hua adi…hunnn
Mai—kuch nahi mummy……ek bhayanak sapna tha…..aap tension mat lo…i’m fine
Urmila—kaise tension na lu…….tu to meri jaan hai pagle…tera hriday ek maa ka nahi hai na….uski aulad ko jara si kharoch bhi lag jaye to use apne dil par katar lagne jaisi chot mahsus hone lagti hai
Mai—ohh..mummy…you are so sweet
Urmila—chal aaja dinner kar le…
Mai—ok mom..mai aata hu
Mummy mere sar ko chum kar chali gayi….aur mai phir se us sapne ke bare me sochne laga
Mai (mann me)—ye kaisa bhayanak sapna tha….ye mujhe kyo dikhayi diya….kya ye koi haqiqat me ghatne wali ghatna hai ya sirf ek bura khwab.... ?..shree ke bare me bhi to aisi hi khwab aate the.. ? to kya is sapne ka talluk bhi bhavishya se hai….?..mai kaise pata lagau is sapne ki sachchayi kya hai..?
"Adi beta aa jao…dinner kar lo….."mummy ne phir se awaz lagayi….to main apne mann ke in khyalo ko jhatak kar fresh hoke niche dinner karne chala gaya
Dinner kar ke mai room me aa gaya….kuch shree didi ke sath bate ki phir usi khwab ke bare me sochne laga.. tabhi sona bhi aa gayi room me
Mai—tum yaha…?
Sona—to kaha jau... ?...kahi aur soungi to mummy doubt karengi
Mai—theek hai..apne jadu se ek alag bed bana lo aur usme so jao
Sona—kya mai itni buri hu…?
Mai—pagal baat wo nahi hai….mai shadi se pahle khud par control rakhna chahta hu
Sona—mai ek kinare leti rahungi na....bilkul bhi disturb nahi karungi tumhe
Mai—nahi
Sona—akele mujhe need nahi ayegi
Mai—to kya mai lori sunaunga jo mere sath need aa jayegi
Sona—tumhare sath sone ki adat ho gayi hai
Mai—achcha char din me tumhari adat ho gayi
Sona—ab ho gayi to mai kya kar sakti hu
Mai—theek hai..ek kinare chup chap so jao…aur mujhe tang mat karna
Sona—bilkul nahi karungi
Mai—ok let jao
Sona—thanks
Sona aakar mere bagal me let gayi…aur main soch me dub gaya…ki us sapne ki haqiqat kya hai..?
Mai (mann me)—is sapne ka kya matlab ho sakta hai…?…agar wo future me hone wali ghatna hai to mai kaise usko rok sakta hu…?..mai to us jagah ke bare me janta tak nahi….mujhe har ek baat par gour se dhyan dena hoga itna to confirm hai ki vo jagah ek shmashan hai jo kisi jungle ke aas paas hai….aisi lal pani ki nadi bhi maine kahi nahi dekhi na suni….andheri raat..matlab..
Mai—sona….
Sona—hunnnn
Mai—ye kya kar rahi ho tum….?
Dar asal sona apne lanhge ko kamar tak chadha kar rakhi thi jisse uski gori gori mansal janghe dikhayi de rahi thi aur mera mann vichlit hone laga tha uska aisa beparda roop youvan dekh kar
Sona—kya kar rahi hu..? kuch bhi to nahi kar rahi ab main…
Mai—niche kar..niche kar isko....
Sona—kya niche kar du...mujhe to kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha hai….tum hi khud kar do…mujhe to kuch pata bhi nahi
Mai—tumne to kaha tha ki tang nahi karogi...phir ye kya hai... ?..lahga niche kar apna
Sona—achcha lahnga.....vo na mere pairo me bahut khujli ho rahi hai aaj…piche bhi ho rahi hai...adi tum thoda khujla do na
Mai—ohh kya musibat hai....ye sab natak band karo….aur ye lo apne upar chadar daal lo phir karti rahi jo karna hai
Sona—chadar me garmi lagti hai
Mai—to ek kaam kar bathroom me jakar kar le..khujli
Sona—tum apne hath se kar do na….
Mai—chal bhag yaha se
Sona—achcha....achcha...ye lo kar liya niche ab khush...hunnnn
Mai—sona
Sona—ab kar lu upar
Mai—chhiiii....faltu baat nahi....achcha ek baat bata
Sona—kya..... ?
Mai—ye lal pani ki nadi kaha par hai..... ? aur raat andheri kab hoti hai.... ?
Sona—pahle mere khujlao tab bataungi
Mai—phir rahne de tu......(kuch der baad)...sona bata na
Sona—pahle meri baat mano tab
Mai (jhalla kar)—achcha batao kaha khujana hai.. ?
Sona—apna hath do...mai jaha jaha tumhara hath le jau..tum khujlate jana
Mai—theek hai ye pakdo mera hath…ab batao
Sona—andheri raat to kewal amavas ki hoti hai ..kyo…?
Mai—ye…kya ..kya kar rahi hai tu....chhod mera hath
Mai sona se jab bato me vyast ho gaya to usne mera hath apni jangho me firate huye panty ke upar mera hath ferne lagi
Sona—mujhe kyo daant rahe ho…tumhi ne to puchha tha ki lal pani ki nadi kaha hai…
Mai—teri to…mai isnadi ki baat nahi kar raha hu...pagal
Sona—mujhe jo malum tha maine bata diya....ab mujhe sone do
Mai—ha..ha..tu so hi ja to jyada better hai..ram…..ram…kaha kaha hath le jati hai ye ladki
Sona—hunnn…
Mai (mann me)—amavas ki raat matlab aaj se theek teen din baad…..mujhe kaise bhi karke pata karna hi hoga.. mujhe un masum bachcho ko har haal me bachana hai......subah dhyan me us jagah ke bare me focus karunga
Ye soch kar mai bhi so gaya....agle din sona uth kar jaldi ja chuki thi...mai fresh hokar dhyan me baith gaya aur us jagah ke bare me sochne laga
Mujhe dhyan me sirf ek jagah hi dikhayi de rahi thi….ek sun san gaon…jisme koi nahi rahta…..iske aage mai kuch bhi nahi dekh pa raha tha
Maine kayi baar dhyan lagaya lekin har baar usi gaon me aakar mera dhyan toot jata…..mai samajh gaya mere safar ka pahla padav yahi par hoga…shayad isi jagah se mere aage jane ka marg prashast ho
Phir dhyan se uth kar maine break fast kiya….mere sath aaj sona nahi baithi thi
Mai—kya hua aaj ise college nahi jana kya…?
Urmila—tu kha le pahle….badi hi sanskari ladki hai….bolti hai pati ke khane ke baad hi khaungi
Ye sunte hi nasta mere gale me hi atak gaya….mujhe hichki aate dekh sona ne pani ka glass aage badha diya
Sona—lijiye pani pi lijiye
Urmila—dhyan se kha beta
Mai (pani pite huye)—bas maa pet bhar gaya
Dad—aaj kal tu morning walk bhi karne nahi jata.....kitna sota hai....tujhse achchi to meri bahu hai...aaj usne mujhe company di
Mai (mann me)—lagta hai isne koi nayi nautanki chalu kar di ab
Mai—mai kal se chalunga dad
Sona—mai utha diya karungi
Mai—nahi...nahi..mai khud uth jaunga.....
Mai vaha se bhag kar apne room aakar college ke liye ready hua aur phir friend mandli aane ke baad college nikal gaye
Margret—adi…aaj kal tum mujh par bilkul dhyan nahi de rahe ho
Mai—tumne maa ke samne ye jabardasti karne wali ulti sidhi jhuthi shikayat kyo ki..... ?
Margret—to kya karti... ? tumne mujhse jhuth bolkar use yaha tak le aaye…..aur to aur usne aunty se jhuth bolkar unki bahu bhi ban gayi to mera patta to saf tha na……mai majbur thi
Mai—tumhari majburi ne mujhe maa ki nazaro me ek aiyyash ladka sabit kar diya...uska kya... ?
Margret—sorry....mai aunty ko sab sach bata dungi lekin phir mera kya hoga.... ? mai to unki nazaro me jhuthi ho jaungi na.....nahi...nahi mai aisa hargij nahi karungi...mai apna patta nahi katne dungi
Mai—to mai hi dono ko chhod deta hu...yahi theek rahega
Margret—tum aisa nahi kar sakte mere sath adi…..tumhi batao phir mai kya karu…..?
Mai—maa ko sab sach bata do….mai maa ko mana lunga
Margret—pakka na…?
Mai—mujh par bharosa nahi hai..
Margret—theek hai....aaj shaam ko mai aunty ko sach bata dungi.....lekin tumhe mujhse shadi karni hogi
Mai—ha baba pakka karunga
Margret—ohhh...uuuummmm
Mai—pagal kya kar rahi hai..ye tu...sab dekh rahe hain
Sona—tum dono ki lapak jhapak khatam ho gayi ho to ab class me chale
Uske baad hum class me aa gaye….mai aliza ko hi ghur raha tha……usne kayi baar ye note kiya phir ghabra kar pet dard ka bahana karke chhutti lekar ghar bhag gayi
Shaam ko margret ne ghar aakar maa ko rote huye sach bata diya apne bare me….maa ne bhi use maf kar ke gale laga liya…vo bahut khush ho gayi
Mai aaj raat sona se us jagah jane ke bare me baat karne ka socha….kyon ki maa itni asani se mujhe kahi jane nahi degi to isme sona hi kuch help kar sakti thi meri
