gataank se aage..............
Renu: "Raj tum ne to Bombay me bahut filmi Hero aur heroin dekhe honge"
Me: "haan dekhe to hai par sab ko nahi"
Me: "humari ek bar school ki picnic filmcity gayi thi, tab me 2, 4 hero aur heroin ko dekha tha"
Renu: "kis kis ko dekha tha"
Me: "Govinda, Mithun, Madhuri dikshit, Dimple aur bhi bahut sari"
Renu: "wo kya humse jyada khubsurat hoti hai"
Me: "arre nahi didi wo to make up karke khubsurat banti hai"
Renu: "tujhe kaise pata"
Me: "maa kahti hai"
Renu: "Raj tum konse class me padte ho"
Me: "6th standard me...aur didi tum?"
Renu: "me Matric me hun"
Me: "matlab?"
Renu:"10th Standard me"
Me: "didi aapko school kanha hai?"
Renu: "kafi dur hai bus se jana padta hai"
Is tarah hum kafi der chalte chalte baate karte rahe aur phir ghar pahunch gaye jate samay Renu ne kaha "Raj tum kal aaoge nadi par" me bola "agar aap mujhe tairna sikhaogi to jarur aaounga" phir Renu mere gal par haath fairte huye apne ghar chali gai.
Dheere dheere sham hone lagi aur sabhi mehman aur ristedhar Dalan me jama hone lage kuch der bad pata chala Ladkiwale bhi aa gaye hai, Dadaji, Pithaji, Chacha sab unka swagat ke liye Dalan ke door pe khade the, thodi der bad sabhi mehmano ki khatirdari suru hogai. Thodi der bad dadaji ne sab ka prichay humse karvaya aur Tilak ki rasam suru ho gai.
Tilak ki rasam suru hone wali thi, ye sab hamre ghar ke aangan me honewala tha, sara gaon jaise humre ki ghar me aa gaya tha ghar ek dam khacha khach bhara huya tha. Aangan ke bich me ek chotasa mandap banaya gay tha, mandap ke charo taraf humre ristedar aur gaon ke log jama the. Ghar ki ourate ye sab ground floor ke kamron se dekh rahi aur gaon ki ourate ye sab second floor se dekh rahi thi. Me bhi niche ek kone me khada tha aur wanhi se ya sab dekh raha tha, kuch der me ladkliwale aane lage aur mandap ke ek taraf baithne lage, mandap ke bich me panditji baithhein hye the, unhone Chacha ko bulane ko kaha. Chacha phir apne kamare se nikale aur mandap me baith gaye aur panditji ne rasam suru ki. Tabhi meri nazar upar Renu par padi maine use haath dikhaya aur Renu ne mujhe upar aane ka isara kiya, maine isara se kaha aata hun. Jaise hi me upar jane laga, dekha Fufa dadaji ke kamare ke pass khade hai aur chachi se baate kar rahe hai, fufa kafi hans hans kar baate kar rahe the jaise hi me wanha se gujra chachine pucha "kanha jar rahe ho?" me bola "chachi me upar ja raha hun" chachi boli "arre upar mat jao bahut log hai, tum yanhise dekho". Phir me wanhi ruk gaya, lekin mujhe kuch dikhai nahi de raha tha to me kamre ke andar jaa kar ek table par khada ho gaya aur khidki se dekhane laga ab sab saf dikh raha tha.
Aap logo ko bata du, fufa ka meri maa, chachi aur papa ki cousin sister se mazak wala rista tha, ghar ke iklote damad the, to unka maan (respect) bhi bahut karte the. Maa aur chachi fufa se bahut mazak karti, lekin fufa kabhi bura nahi mant the wo bhi lage haath mazak kar lete. Chachi fufa ke ek dam pass khadi thi, unke aage bhaut sari gaon ki ourate aur mard khade the, jisiski wajah se chachi ko mandap nahi dikh raha tha wo bar bar logo ke uapar se dekhnae ki kosis kar rahi thi par kuch bhi thik se nahi dikh rahat tha, fufa ne kaha "komalji aap mere pass khade ho jaiye, shaayad yanhase aap ko dikhega" chachi unhe pass khadi ho gayi aur Buafa ne ek do logo ko thoda hatne ko kaha ab wahan se chachi ko kuch saf dikh raha tha par chachi Buaf se kafi chipki hui thi unki chutar fufa ke haath ko chu rahi thi, kyun ki wnaha par kafi bheed thi aur sab log mandap me Tilak dekhane ke liye betab the aur sabki nazar mandap par thi.
Chachi: "sukria, Rajeshji"
Fufa: "arre isme sukria ki kya bat hai, app kanhe to aap ko utha lu"
Chachi: "Kamal to uthati nahi, hume kya uthayenge"
Fufa: "kyun..aap kya Kamal se bhi bhari hai"
Chachine kuch jawab nahi diya aur muskurane lagi, phir fufa ki shararat suru hui wo dheere dheere chachi ke piche aagaye, par fufa lambe the isilye wo unka lund chachi ke chutar ke upar tha, chachi to befikar madap ki taraf dekha rahi thi, fufa ab dhire dhire apne right hand se unki chutar ko chu rahe, par unki nazar to chachi ki chunchiyon par thi, fufa lambe the isiliye wo kafi achi tarah se chachi ki chuchiyon ka maza le rahe the. Achanak mere pithaji wanhase gujare, chachi ne dekha aur turant waahse hat gayi aur andar aa gayi, kuch der bad bahar aai par chachi janha khadi thi wanha par koi aur khada hogaya, fufa ne dekha aur kaha "Komalji app koi table lakar, uspar khadi ho jao, aap ko saf dikhega" par wanha par koi bhi table ya chair nahi tha phir fufa ne kone se ek lakdi ka chota sa box laakar apne pass rakh diya aur bole "is par khadi ho jao" chachi ne khade hone ki kosis ki par wo hilne laga chachi utar gayi.