You’re about to sleep when your roommate video calls you to show how the night’s biggest surprise came at the party when the world’s biggest pop star walked into it…
Tay-Tay apparently wasn’t the only one who showed up at the party from her tours crew. The girl who was scoring the music for Bollywood’s new sequel of TBMAUJ was also there to stand by her queen
Your friend suddenly sends you a snap from her work trip and you open it instantly because well you have nothing to do except sleep right now. However, you only get to revel in the image only for a few seconds before she unsends it.
You’re sleep deprived and you’re hard, so you do the one thing that you normally WOULD NOT do: you send her a dick-pic. Shortly after, she replies with this
Encouraged, you send her a video of yourself jerking off to her name. Maybe you’re pushing it too far but who cares? Turns out, she does. In a good way…? Cuz she then sends you another selfie
You need to go to bed now so you turn on the TV to play in the background while you fall asleep. The cable channel opens up to 9XM where they’re covering the red carpet exclusively. Look who showed up looking like a fucking bombshell
Your heart skips a beat when the camera pans on to her next. You may have run into her in the washroom, but no one can take away her grace, her beauty and her elegance from her.
She’s looked amazing since the first season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and you’ve always fantasised about her as your girlfriend ever since that one day in a resort in Miami where you saw her naked. The camera shows Amy Santiago in her full glory on the red carpet next
As you drift off to sleep, your mind naturally flashes back to that day in Miami when you saw her naked, stretching herself under some palm trees, blowing your mind and being the muse of your masturbation sessions for the next few MONTHS
With this happy image, you’re finally about to sleep when the woman who plays the mom in Black Adam shows up. She was HOT but you didn’t find her star in anything much afterwards, much to your disappointment.