Things start heating up when Iron Man takes off from the desert to join the battle and she changes her suit up mid-flight to land in a completely new look at the fight scene!
Captain Kriti also changes her suit looking at her counterpart and comes into form to fight the aliens! Things may be heating up on screen, but they sure as hell are heating up now off screen as your cock rises to meet the excitement that’s unfolding in front of you
Then something truly surprising happens. Sue Storm from the Fantastic Four decides to join the crew and lend a hand. You think, “I mean who the fuck even decided to make this movie and why the heck did Kriti agree to this?”
Weird gets weirder as another beloved character from the Marvel Comics, currently not part of this universe, shows up in the battle, throwing you off the couch as you clap, laugh, snort and cry all in the same breath.
When Hawk-Eye arrives on screen, the camera pans from toe to head. You think they’re wasting their time building up to this suspense. You already know who it’s going to be playing the role but then the movie smacks you with another twist because the actor playing this role is not your girlfriend, but rather, your date from the party…
You think that you’ve seen everything that the movie has to show you. But you’re mistaken. Gravely mistaken. Because then the big bad is revealed. The one who truly is controlling the alien army. And what the actual fuck?