Just imagine she’s your brother’s wife (your own bhabhi) and this diwali she was having a grand time with her friends and relatives in your apartment complex, lighting diyas and fuljhari, when all of a sudden you (being a clumsy oaf) spilled Coca-Cola on her blouse.
But guess what? She wasn’t mad at your actions. Not one bit. She carefully reached behind her blouse and unbuttoned it in front of everyone present at the festive gathering. Lo and behold... out came her cute, puffy breasts.
“Kis kis ko dudu peena hai?
Line lagakar aa jao sab.”
Upon hearing this, all the tharki uncles and grandpas lined up for a free milk drinking session. She noticed you drooling like crazy just to have a drop of her doodh. She gave you a wink and said, “Niraash mat ho mere bacche. Tumhaare liye bhi kaafi bachaake rakhi hu mai.”