"Kaisee lag rahee hoon men, Sagar?" Dono haath kamar'par rakh ke, seena taan ke khadee hokar Urmi Didi ne mujhe puchha, "ab men modern lag'tee hoon ke nahee, bolo?" Urmi Didi gol ghum ke mujhe dikha rahee thee ke vo kaisee lag rahee thee. is men koi gunjaish nahee thee ke vo alag aur khaas najar aa rahee thee kyonkee aaj tak mene use sirph panjabee libaas aur saaRee pah'ne huye dekha tha. Us'ne jeens aur ti-shirt kabhee nahee pah'ne the. Uske college ke dino men us'ne jyaada se jyaada skart aur phool top pah'ne the. is'liye pahilee baar men Urmi Didi ko in kap'Ron men dekh raha tha aur mujhe vo in kap'Ron men pasand aayee thee.
Mera ti-shirt badee phiteeng ka tha aur Urmi Didi ka badan mere se bhaaree tha is'liye vo mera ti-shirt us'ko chhota ho raha tha. Ab badee to thik hai lekin chhaatee ka kya?? Meree chhaatee aur uskee chhaatee men jameen-aasmaan ka pharak tha. is'liye vo ti-shirt uske badan par dusaree chamadee kee taraha chipak gaya tha. Us'ne pah'nee hui kaalee breseeyar us cream colour ke ti-shirt men se saaph sapha najar aa rahee thee aur aisa lag raha tha ke us'ne sirph breseeyar pah'nee thee. Ti-shirt kee lambai chhotee thee is'liye vo badee mushkeel se jeens ke belt tak aa raha tha. Us'ne agar haath uppar kiya to us'ka gora gora chikana peT najar aa jaayega.
"tumhen kuchh kar'ne kee jaroorat nahee hai, didee!" Mene apana cheh'ra uppar kiya aur Urmi Didi ke najar se najar milaakar kaha, "tum khoosh ho to men khoosh hoon. Tum sukhee ho to men sukhee hoon. Tum hamesha khoosh raho yahee men chaahata hoon, didee!"
"oh ! Sagar!. Mere pyaare bhai.!" Aisa kah'kar Urmi Didi ne mujhe jor se aaleengan diya. Achanak mujhe ah'saas hua ke men Urmi Didi kee baanhon men takareeban uske badan par let gaya hoon. Mera sar uskee bharee hui chhaatee ke dono ubhaaron ke beech tha aur mera daayaan haath uskee kamar par tha. Mujhe uskee kadee phir bhee ut'nee hee mulayam chhaatee ka sparsh mahasoos ho raha tha. Meree jangho ka bhaag aur mera lunD uske ghut'ne ke upparee Taangon par saTa hua tha.
Jab mene uskee kamar ke niche dekha to mujhe hansee aayee. Hamaree kamar men pharak hone kee vajaha se meree jeens use kamar par ho nahee rahee thee. Jeens ke button kee jagaha par takareeban do dhai inch ka gap pad gaya tha aur is'liye vo button nahee lag sakee. Lekin jeens niche na sarake is'liye us'ne belt lagaya tha. button kee jagaha gap hone kee vajaha se vo zeep puree na lag ke aadhee hee lag s'kee. is vajaha se aadhee khulee zeep ke uppar aur belt ke niche ek trikon ban gaya tha jo khula tha. Aur us khule trikon men ke upar ke aadhe bhaag men uskee goree goree
chamadee najar aa rahee thee aur niche ke aadhe bhaag men uskee nile rang kee painty najar aa rahee thee. kaaphee der tak men bina jijhak meree bahan ko upar se niche nihaar raha tha aur vo aage, pichhe se khud ko mujhe dikha rahee tha.
"Sirph dekh kya rahe ho, Sagar. Kuchh bolo bhee to. Kaisee lag rahee hoon men?" Urmi Didi ne besabree se kaha.
"ek'dam jhakaas, didee!! Lekin meree jeens chhotee pad gayee aapako. Varana us trikon ka pradarshan nahee hota." Uske khule trikon kee taraph beena jijhak ungalee dikha ke mene kaha.
"naalaayak, ladake! Besharamee mat karo. Aur vahanpar dekh'na nahee! sirph mujhe itana bata de ke men kaisee dikh'tee hoon?" Aisa kah'kar vo dreseeng table ke saam'ne gai aur khud ko aaine men nihaar'ne lagee.
Mene sap'ne men to kai baar kalpana kee thee ke Urmi Didi ne jeens aur ti-shirt pahana hai lekin aaj men pah'lee baar use haqeeqat men in kap'Ron men dekh raha tha. Ab men use kya bataaun ke vo kaisee dikh rahee thee?
Mene man hee man kaha ke mere lunD ko puchh lo tum kaisee dikh rahee ho, jo tumhe dekh'kar paagal ho raha hai aur kaRa hote ja raha hai. Men Urmi Didi ke pichhe ja ke khada ho gaya aur beena shar'maaye uskee kamar par haath rakh diye. Phir aaine men se uskee taraph dekh'kar mene kaha,
"Tum ek'dam aakarshak lag rahee ho, didee!"
"Sirph aakarshak?. Aur kuchh nahee??" Urmi Didi ne tirachhee najar se aaine se hee mujhe dekh'kar vaapas savaal kiya.
"Aur bole to. Tum aakarshak dikh rahee ho. Aur gret dikh rahee ho. Aur. Aur." Men aage bol na saka aur dideene mujhe chup kar'te kaha,
"Aur. sexy bhee. Barabar na, Sagar?"
"oh ! yes!!" Mene jhat se kaha, "tum sexy bhee dikh rahee ho. Ulata is libaas men tum kisee aur libaas se jyaada sexy dikh'tee ho!"
"Oh ! come on, Sagar! Kabhee tum kah'te ho men saaRee men ek'dam sexy dikh'tee hoon to kabhee tum kah'te ho men panjabee libaas men ek'dam sexy dikh'tee hoon. Aur ab tum kah rahe ho men is jeens, ti-shirt men ek'dam sexy dikh rahee hoon. Tum achchhee taraha se soch'kar tay kar lo aur mujhe bataao ke men kaun se libaas men sexy lag'tee hoon." Urmi Didi ne sharaarat se hans'te huye majak men mujh'se puchha.
Uske savaal se pah'le to men baukhala gaya lekin use kya javaab dena hai ye mujhe achchhee taraha se maaloom tha. Man hee man mene khud ko vo javaab hajaro baar kaha tha.
"Sach bataaun, didee?. Sexiness tumharee saaRee men nahee ke tumhare panjabee dress men nahee ke tumhaare koi bhee libaas men nahee hai. Agar hai to. Vo.. tumhaare andar hai. tumhaare badan men hai. is'liye tum'ne koi bhee libaas pahan liya to tum sexy dikh'tee ho. Aur isee vajaha se kabhee mujhe tum saaRee men sundar najar lag'tee ho to kabhee panjabee libaas men. Aur abhee tum mujhe is modern jeens men achchhee lag rahee ho" mene ek hee saans men ye sab kah Daala.
"oh ! Sagar! Tum it'nee achchhee baaten kar'te ho ke sun'ne men bahut pyaara lag'ta hai!" Aisa kah'kar Urmi Didi ne mere dono haath pakad liye, jo uskee kamar par the aur mujhe najadeek khinch liya. Phir mere haath us'ne ap'nee peT par lapet liye jo bil'kul uske chhaatee ke ubhaaron ke niche the aur un'ko halakasa sparsh kar rahe the.
Urmi Didi kee us 'pyaarabharee' najadikeeyon ka pura phayada uthaate mene use jor se ap'nee baanhon men bhar liya aur uske pichhe se chipak gaya. Mera cheh'ra mene uske kandhopar rakha tha jo uske gala ko halake se chhoo raha tha. Mere haathon se mene uske peT ko jor se aleengan kiya tha jis'se uskee bharee hui chhaatee mere haathon se thodee uppar uth gayee thee. Mere jaanghon ka bhaag uske gola maTol chuttaR par dab gaya tha.
"oh ! Sagar!" Urmi Didi ne meree pakad aur majaboot kar ke aur khud ko aur pichhe dhakel kar kaha, "tumhen to maaloom hai shaadee se pah'le ap'ne ghar men mene kabhee aisa libaas nahee pahana kyonkee pitajee ko aisa libaas pasand nahee tha. Aur shaadee ke baad to savaal hee nahee kyonkee mere pati mujhe panjabee libaas bhee pahan'ne nahee dete hai. is'liye jeens aur ti-shirt pahan'ne kee meree bahut din kee 'ichchha' aaj puree ho gai. thanks, brother! tumhaaree vajaha se mera aur ek 'ichchha' puree ho gai."
"Mene tumhen kaha hai na, didee! tumhaaree sabhee 'ichchhayen' puree kar'ne ke liye men hamesha tumhaare saath hoon. Sirph mujhe bataaao! tumhaaree aur kaun see 'ichchhayen' puree kar'na baakee hai" aise kah'te mene aur jor se use pichhe se kas liya.
"Ab aur koi 'ichchha' baakee nahee hai, Sagar! Tum'ne mere liye bahut kuchh kiya hai. Ab tum mujhe bataaao.. Men tumhaare liye kuchh kar sak'tee hoon kya? tumhaaree koi 'ichchha' men puree kar sak'tee hoon kya? bataa mujhe ke men tunhara koi sapana pura kar sak'tee hoon kya?"
kramashah……………………………