"Achchha!. Koi aur laR'kee. Vahee men sochoon. Ke men tumhaara lunD haath men le loo aisee 'ichchha' tumhaare man men kyon hongee?" Ab men Urmi Didi ko kya bataaaun??. Ke mera lunD sirph uske haath men hee kya.. Aur kahaan kahaan dene kee, dal'ne kee 'ichchha' kit'ne baraso se mere man men hai. Men chup'chaap pada raha aur vo mera lunD haath men lekar use gaur se dekh'ne lagee. Us'ne pah'le mera lunD pakad'kar us'ka aage pichhe se pareekshan kiya.
Phir mera lunD mere peT kee taraph dabaate mere lunD ke niche ke andakosh ka pareekshan kiya. Ek haath se mera lunD muththee men pakad'kar dusare haath se meree goteeyon ko sahalaya. Uske uppar ke mere jhaant ke baal ap'nee ungalee men pakad'kar unhe khinch ke dekha. Baalom ko khinch'ne se meree goteeyon kee chamadee ka tanana aur chhod'ne ke baad chamadee ka vaapas pahele jaisa hona. Ye baat use kaaphee dilachasp lagee.
Meree goteeyon kee chamadee ko uppar karake Urmi Didi uske niche ke bhaag ka pareekshan kar'ne lagee. Use mere goteeyon ke niche ka bhaag achchhee taraha se dekh'ne ko mile is'liye mene mere pair aur phailaye aur uppar kiye. Vo ap'nee ungalee mere goteeyon ke nichale bhaag par ghuma rahee thee. Jab uske ungalee ka sparsh mere gaanD ke hol ko laga tab men chhiTak gaya. Use mere gaanD ka hol dikh raha hoga isaka mujhe yakeen tha lekin Didee vaha par ungalee lagayegee ye mene socha nahee tha. Men ashcharya se ud gaya ye dekh'kar vo hans dee aur us'ne mera lunD chhod diya. Jaise hee us'ne lunD chhod diya vaise hee vo tan ke khada ho gaya.
Phir Urmi Didi ne vaapas mera lunD supade ke niche muththee men bhar liya aur supade kee chamadee niche saraka ke supada khul kiya. Suparee jaisa kada aur chikana supada dekh'kar use raha na gaya aur us'ne ap'nee ungalee us'par ghumen. Supade ke uppar jo chhed tha us'par bhee us'ne ungalee ghumen. Phir do ungaleeyo se us'ne chhed ko phailaya aur us moot ke hol ka pareekshan kiya. Us'ne ungaleeya hataate hee chhed band ho gaya aur us men se mere virya kee paanee jaisee boond baahar aayee.
Us boond ko baahar aate dekh Urmi Didi khil uthee aur meree taraph dekha kar hans dee. Phir niche dekh'kar us'ne halake se us boond ko ungalee lagai aur vo boond uskee ungaleepar aaya. Us'ne dono ungalee se us boond ko masal diya aur uske gaadhepana ka andaaj liya. Pura samay men Urmi Didi kya kya kar rahee thee vo men bade maje se deka raha tha. aakhir us'ne mera lunD chhod diya aur vo uth ke baith gayee.
"Kuchh bhee kaho, Sagar. Lekin. Purush ka ye bhaag kuchh alag hee dikhata hai!" Urmi Didi ne hans'kar kaha.
"Purush ka hee kyon. tum streeyon ka bhee vo bhaag kuchh alag hota hai. Na samajh'ne vaala. Kisee pahelee jaisa.. Ulajhan jaisa."
"Kaun se stree ka dekha hai tum'ne, Sagar? Mera to yakeenan dekha nahee."
"is'liye to kaha raha hoon. Kisee pahelee jaisa. Kyonkee tumhaara 'vo' bhaag mene sirph uppar hee uppar dekha hai. Lekin use achchhee taraha se dekh'kar ye pahelee sulajhaane kee kosheesh mujhe kar'nee hai."
"Na baba na.. Men nahee ap'nee pahelee sulajhaane dungee tumhen."
"Vo to dekh lenge ham baad men, Didee. Chalo abhee. Jara mere lunD ko choos ke mujhe jannat kee sair kara do." Mene hans'te huye use kaha.
"To phir bataaao mujhe. Men kaise kaise. Kya kya karoo. Mere 'gaid', vatsayan!!" us'ne 'gaid' shabd par jor dete huye hans'te hans'te kaha.
"Oke, Didee! Ab tum pah'le jaisee mere pairo ke beech leT jaavo. Ham.. Aise hee.. Ab mera lunD aise seedha pakad lo. Aisech. Ab. Dheere se tumhaare hontho se mere lunD ke supade ko choom lo. Ahahaha!!. Aisehee. Aha!. Thodee der aise hee mere lunD ko chum'tee raho.. Yes!. Yes!!. Ab tumhaaree jeebh baahar nikal'kar mere supade ko chaaT lo. Aise hee. Yes!. bil'kul laleepak chaaTate hai vaise. Aisehee. Rait!. bil'kul aisehee. Ahaha. Ab mere lunD ke supade ka jo chhed hai na.. Use ap'nee jeebh se chaaTo. Aur khured do.. Aha!. Bilakool aisehee, Didee!. Tum bil'kul sahee taraha se kar rahee ho. Aise hee kar'tee raho. Ahaha!!."
Mere saam'ne ka najaara mujhe paagal kar dene vaala tha. Urmi Didi, meree sagee badee bahan, mere pairo men letee thee aur men use bataa raha tha ke mera lunD kaise chuse. Vo mere lunD ka supada chaaT rahee thee aur beech beech men uske uppar ke moot ke chhed ko jeebh se khured rahee thee. Mujhe to kuchh alag hee senseshan anubhaav ho raha tha. Mene mere lunD ko andar se ek jhataka diya aur achanak supade ke chhed se mere virya kee patalee boond uppar aayee. Urmi Didi ne sharaaratee najar se mujhe dekha. Aur vaise hee meree najar se najar milaakar us'ne ap'nee jeebh se vo boond chaaT lee. Phir jeebh ap'ne mun'h men lekar us'ne mere virya ka swaad chakh liya aur jhaT se mujhe aankh maaree.
Men dhanya ho gaya!!. Mera jeevan jaise saphal ho gaya!! meree bahan ne mere virya ka paanee chaaT liya. Aur use us'ka swaad pasand bhee aaya!!. is baat se mujhe yakeen ho gaya ke agar men uske mun'h men jhad jaaun to vo mera pura viry nigal legee. is khayaal se men khoosh ho gaya aur utsaha se use aage kya kar'na hai ye bataane laga.
"Ab, Didee. Tum apana mun'h khol do aur mere lunD ka sirph supada ap'ne mun'h men le lo. Ham. Aisehee. Ohaha. Ab. Ap'ne hothon se supade ke bes ko jakaR lo. Aur phir ap'nee jeebh aur mun'h ke andar ka upparee bhaag. is'ke beech pakada ke supade ko jor se chuso. Ahahaha!. Aisehee. Gret!.. Aise hee kar'te raho. jyaada jor se mat chuso. Dheere dheere.. Ham. itana hee. Barabar. Chuso. Didee. Chuso mera lunD.." Yakayaka mera lunD chusate chusate Urmi Didi hans'ne lagee. Vo kyon hans rahee hai ye meree samajha men nahee aaya is'liye mene use puchha,
"Kya hua, Didee? Tum hans kyon rahee ho??"
"kuchh nahee re, Sagar." Urmi Didi ne apana sar uthaate huye kaha,
"tum'ne mujhe dheere se chus'ne ke liye kaha to mujhe thodee der pahele kee baat yaad aayee. Tum bhee meree choot aise hee jor se chaaT rahe the aur mujhe bhee pah'le pah'le thodee takaleeph hui. is'liye ab us'ka badala lene ke liye men tumhen jor se chusoongee." Aisa kah'kar hans'te hans'te vo vaapas mera lunD chus'ne lagee. Mene daraate huye use kaha,
"Are nahee, Didee. Vaise jyaada jor se mat chuso.. Us se mere lunD ko takaleeph hogee. Bahut hee najook hota hai lunD.. tumhaaree choot jaisa nahee hota hai."
"Nahee re, Sagar!. Men to majaak men kah rahee hoon.. Men kaise tumhen takaleeph dungee? Daro mat..! Men dheere se chus'tee hoon tumhaara lunD!!."
"Oha "thanks, Didee!.. Ahahaha.. Aisehee, Didee.. Aisech. Kya bataaaun tumhen, Didee.. kit'na achchha laga raha hai.. Ab. Tum mera pura lunD. Ap'ne mun'h men.. Lene kee kosheesh karo.. Ham. Aisehee niche jaavo. Aur niche. Aur. Ap'ne nak se saans lo.. Jor jor se. Jis'se tumhen aana ijee phil nahee hoga. jaavo. Aur niche jaavo."
Mere lunD ka lag'bhag sattr, assee pratishat bhaag Urmi Didi ke mun'h men gayab ho gaya tha. Abhee aur thoda andar jaana baakee tha. Mere lunD ke supade ka uske gale ke upparee bhaag ko ho raha sparsh men anubhaav kar raha tha. Mene uske sar ke pichhe haath rakh aur kuchh pal uske balo ko sahalaya. Phir men us'ka sar mere lunD par niche dheere dheere dab'ne laga aur use kah'ne laga,
"Ap'nee nak se sanse le lo, Didee. Ab le lo mera baakee lunD ap'ne mun'h men.. Le lo.. Aur le lo.. jaavo niche. tumhaara sar thoda uppar karo. Ham. Aisehee. Barabar. Ab dabaav apana munh aur niche. Aur. Mere lunD ka supada ja'ne do ap'ne gale men. Ja'ne do. Aur. Barabar. Aisehee. Aur thoda. Yesa.. Dats it.. Gret!. Yoo ar gret, Didee!."
kramashah……………………………