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UPDATE 29
ABB AGGE
Mai uss address par pahucha to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
adaami - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chodagi
Mai aage bhad gaya
wha apr ek suit walr bouncer nai rok diya
bouncer- kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - Mai arav sir ka bodyguard hu
bouncer - hahah ye dekho bacche aaj kal bhi ye beta ja disco Mai beat pe buuty
kar yah a tough log kaam karte hai
andar sai arav- kon hai
bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai hahahaha
arav -dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega
bhaga do
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maine Etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par check ke mara dusre ke apne baath
Mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aaa gaya usse wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai -beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo aur ek halka sa
gaal tahpataya
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tu sach Mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke k dad nai bataya taha
arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saald paise beth le beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
arav - badi jaldi Mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class Mai hai
arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane hai
Mai - ok bike ha car mileygi
arav nai apni bike ki chabhi di
Mai vaha sai uss address pad pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
rocky --Mai hu ku be
Mai - arav ke 5 lakh kaha
rocky - uss chutiya
Mai - abe sun be Mai yaha bolbacchan nahi karne nahi aaya hu samjaha
rocky - maroo......
Mai - ho gay chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dheke maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko Mai aur mud kar
dusre phir teesare ko sab aab 2 min dhul chaat rahe the
rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka to too humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe
nanu ja 5 lakh le kar eese de de bhai kon hai
Mai - DD - DE Devil
rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai
phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
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Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi Mai to 20 din sai khosis kar raha hu
Mai - baad Mai agar let ho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
arav -:aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku us haath badha kar be friends
Mai - ya sure sure. hath mila kar ok ghar par milata hu
arav - ha ja jaldi vo toda mental hai
Mai - puraa hahaha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast bada hai yaar etni jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo Mai koi to
ladaka mila
Mai school aakar canteen Mai gaya
janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - wo mam mai to bus yahi tha
janu - chaloo jaoo mera order le kar aaoo
Mai - abhi laya
masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
masoom - chup kar sun lega to
aare varun tum aa gaye
varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
janu - eeske kuute ki
varun - kon ssaa kutta
masoom - arre wo ek kutta palanewali hu bus usse ke baare Mai kah rahi hai
Mai - mam ye liygeye
janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai sah raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar
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sakata hai
Mai - ye lo jam
janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
janu - mam
sab ke sab hasene lage
phir esse sab chtiyape Mai school kahtam ho gaya
janu masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
janu - bike kaha sai aati
Mai - shit wwooo aapke ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharb ho gayi
to mujhe thik karane ko de de thi
janu - bike my dut
wo car Mai beth gayi
masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun ka. baccha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalene wala the
masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jaoo
phir hum nikal gaye
todi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
masoom- i am sorry wo baat nahi bus wo toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha rape karne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maaff kar dengi
masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus mujhe nokari
bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai
masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
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Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana
Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai vo to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samkjho
pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sabd bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse
kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
janu bahar nikali
janu - arre masoom tu yaha aur bike par
masoom - wo bus varun nahi aya to ensai lift maang le li
janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jal essi ess ke ghar drop kar aayo
janu ki maa ye sab dhekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye maasom mam
masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho
phir Mai usse bike par betha kar usske gah aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi
tha
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
masoom- Mai kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Mai - apna basan apne pass rakho aur apne mahal Mai jaoo
wo muh lataka kar chali gayi
Mai - yaar enna ladkiyo ka dimag koi puzzle hai har do min Mai badalata rahata
hai
ghar aa kar
Mai - didi jara coffe dena
tulsi - aaj tea ki jagah coffee
Mai - ha sir dard hai
tulsi didi mere sir par hath pherete hue - are mere chotu ka sir dard ho tha hai
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abhi laati hu coffee
didi nai coffee bana ke mujhe di
uske baad sone chala gaya
sapne Mai
ladaki - bhaiya aap kaha ho apni apni chocolatey girl ko bhul gaye plese aa jao
Mai mar jaungi
Mai gudiyaa chila kar uthgaya
maa mere pass aakar kaya hua beta kaya hua
Mai -wo sapna tha
nilam - chal nicche kahanna kah le aate hi soo gaya
Mai - ha chalo aata hu
sona - ab chalo bhi kabann thanda ho rha hai
Mai - tum bhi to chaloo
phir hum kahanna kah kar kamre Mai aa gaya
par need nahi aa rahi thi
Mai - didi Mai jara bhar ghum ke aata hu
tulsi - ja jada dher mat karana
Mai - thik hai
ABB AGGE
Mai uss address par pahucha to wha par ek aurat ek adami sai lad rahi thi
aurat - tumne meri zindagi barbaad kar di hai
adaami - maine khuch nahi kiya sak karna kab chodagi
Mai aage bhad gaya
wha apr ek suit walr bouncer nai rok diya
bouncer- kaha janna hai
Mai - khuch kaam hai
bouncer - kya kaam hai
Mai - Mai arav sir ka bodyguard hu
bouncer - hahah ye dekho bacche aaj kal bhi ye beta ja disco Mai beat pe buuty
kar yah a tough log kaam karte hai
andar sai arav- kon hai
bouncer - aap ka bodyguard hai hahahaha
arav -dad nai bataya tha par ye to tum dono sai dar gaya mujhe kaya guard karega
bhaga do
213
maine Etna suntte hi ek bouncer ko gate par check ke mara dusre ke apne baath
Mai gardan sai pakad ke andar aaa gaya usse wha ke sofe pe betha diya
Mai -beta musibat bata kar nahi aati hamesha tayar raha karo aur ek halka sa
gaal tahpataya
Arav - wah wah gazab bhai tu sach Mai vaisa hai jaise mere dad nai bataya hai
Mai - ab interview ho gaya ho to kaam ki baat kare apke k dad nai bataya taha
arav - ha ek deal fas gayi hai saald paise beth le beth gayi
Mai - mera kaam kaya hai
arav - badi jaldi Mai ho
Mai - aapki bhen ko bhi guard karna hai wo abhi class Mai hai
arav - ye lo address ees sai 5 lakh lane hai
Mai - ok bike ha car mileygi
arav nai apni bike ki chabhi di
Mai vaha sai uss address pad pahucha
Mai - abe ye rocky kon hai
rocky --Mai hu ku be
Mai - arav ke 5 lakh kaha
rocky - uss chutiya
Mai - abe sun be Mai yaha bolbacchan nahi karne nahi aaya hu samjaha
rocky - maroo......
Mai - ho gay chutiyapa
maine socha jara speed bhi dheke maine bhaag ke ek laat rocky ko Mai aur mud kar
dusre phir teesare ko sab aab 2 min dhul chaat rahe the
rocky - buss kar bhai 5 lakh ka to too humara hospital ka karcha kar dega abe
nanu ja 5 lakh le kar eese de de bhai kon hai
Mai - DD - DE Devil
rocky - maaf karana devil bhai aaj sai kisi ka paisa nahi marunga
Mai - sahi hai
phir Mai paise lekar arav ke agency par pahuch gaya
214
Mai - ye le bhai
Mai beg uske pass rakh diya aur janne laaga
arav - abe teri ki etni jaldi Mai to 20 din sai khosis kar raha hu
Mai - baad Mai agar let ho jaya to teri janu meri jaan nikal degi
arav -:aap se sidha tu
Mai - sorry sorry
arav - dosti Mai no sorry no thanku us haath badha kar be friends
Mai - ya sure sure. hath mila kar ok ghar par milata hu
arav - ha ja jaldi vo toda mental hai
Mai - puraa hahaha
Mai vaha sai school ke taraf chal pada uski bike le kar
Mai - mast bada hai yaar etni jadi frank ho gaya chalo enn ladkiyo Mai koi to
ladaka mila
Mai school aakar canteen Mai gaya
janu - kaha ghum rahe the
Mai - wo mam mai to bus yahi tha
janu - chaloo jaoo mera order le kar aaoo
Mai - abhi laya
masoom - ye to video sai ekdum ulta hai
janu - ye hai paisa sher bhi kutta le tera bhi aa gaya
masoom - chup kar sun lega to
aare varun tum aa gaye
varun - kis ke baat ho rahi hai
janu - eeske kuute ki
varun - kon ssaa kutta
masoom - arre wo ek kutta palanewali hu bus usse ke baare Mai kah rahi hai
Mai - mam ye liygeye
janu - jam kaha hai
Mai - abhi laya
(man Mai)- sir ke vajah sai sah raha hu varna abhi bata deta kutta aur kaya kar
215
sakata hai
Mai - ye lo jam
janu - khuch bhul gaye
Mai - ab kaya
janu - mam
sab ke sab hasene lage
phir esse sab chtiyape Mai school kahtam ho gaya
janu masoom car ke pass aa gayi
Mai - driver tum mam ko le kar chalo mai picche bike sai aata hu
janu - bike kaha sai aati
Mai - shit wwooo aapke ke bhai aaye the aapse milane to unki bike kaharb ho gayi
to mujhe thik karane ko de de thi
janu - bike my dut
wo car Mai beth gayi
masoom - ye kaha rah gay varun ka. baccha
Mai bike par beth ke nikalene wala the
masoom - kaya aap mujhe janu ke ghar tak lift de doge
Mai - ha beth jaoo
phir hum nikal gaye
todi dhur janne ke baad
Mai - to kaisa laga raha hai kutte ke sath beth kar ke
masoom ka Shir nicche ho gaya
Mai - chaloo kam sai kam sharm to aati hai
masoom- i am sorry wo baat nahi bus wo toda sa majak tha
Mai - accha rape karne ke baad sorry bolene wale ko maaff kar dengi
masoom - aap bhi ji mam ha mam kar rahi the
Mai - ees nak chadi ko sir ke vajah sai khuch nahi kah rah hu bus mujhe nokari
bhi jarurat hai todi problem hai
masoom- agar aap ko meri baat ka bura laga to sorry
216
Mai - koi baat nahi par ye baat humesha yaad rakhana
Jab dekho kisi ko bekar na samjho
paiso ka kaya hai vo to aaj hai kal nahi usko apna rab mat samkjho
pyar sai ek baar kisi ko do sabd bol kar dekho na jaan de aap ke liye tab usse
kamjor samjho
Mai etni baat bol kar chup ho gaya
phir hum ghar pahuch gaya
janu bahar nikali
janu - arre masoom tu yaha aur bike par
masoom - wo bus varun nahi aya to ensai lift maang le li
janu - ha kaya naam bataya tha tumne
Mai - ji dd
janu - whatever jal essi ess ke ghar drop kar aayo
janu ki maa ye sab dhekh rahi thi
Mai - ok mam chaliye maasom mam
masoom - Mai koi mam nahi hu tumhari
Mai - paise wali to ho
phir Mai usse bike par betha kar usske gah aaya jada dur nahi tha 600 m hi nhi
tha
Mai - are mam ab uttar jao
masoom- Mai kaha na koi mam nahi hu
Mai - apna basan apne pass rakho aur apne mahal Mai jaoo
wo muh lataka kar chali gayi
Mai - yaar enna ladkiyo ka dimag koi puzzle hai har do min Mai badalata rahata
hai
ghar aa kar
Mai - didi jara coffe dena
tulsi - aaj tea ki jagah coffee
Mai - ha sir dard hai
tulsi didi mere sir par hath pherete hue - are mere chotu ka sir dard ho tha hai
217
abhi laati hu coffee
didi nai coffee bana ke mujhe di
uske baad sone chala gaya
sapne Mai
ladaki - bhaiya aap kaha ho apni apni chocolatey girl ko bhul gaye plese aa jao
Mai mar jaungi
Mai gudiyaa chila kar uthgaya
maa mere pass aakar kaya hua beta kaya hua
Mai -wo sapna tha
nilam - chal nicche kahanna kah le aate hi soo gaya
Mai - ha chalo aata hu
sona - ab chalo bhi kabann thanda ho rha hai
Mai - tum bhi to chaloo
phir hum kahanna kah kar kamre Mai aa gaya
par need nahi aa rahi thi
Mai - didi Mai jara bhar ghum ke aata hu
tulsi - ja jada dher mat karana
Mai - thik hai