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UPDATE- 268

Bhare darbar me apne iss ghor apman ko vishnu sharma kisi vish ki tarah pi gaye lekin kuch bole nahi.. iss par lavanya singh ka kroadh aur bhi bhadak utha…kroadhavesh me unnamatt ho kar vah cheekhne chillane laga.

Lavanya singh (chillate huye)—neech chandal…! Abhi issi waqt mere rajya ki seema se bahar nikal ja… warna mere sainik tujhe utha kar laat maarte huye phenk ayenge.

Aur phir achanak lavanya singh apne singhasan se uth khade huye aur aage badh kar vishnu sharma sharma ko dhakka dete huye mahal se bahar nikal diya.

Girte girte bacha vishnu sharma lekin vah niche girte ki tabhi kisi ne unhe sambhal liya……

Ab aage……

Vishnu sharma ne palat kar dekha to bagal me uski patni khadi thi jisne sab kuch sun liya tha aur kroadh aur aavesh me uska chehra tamtama raha tha…apne pati ko smbhalte huye usne lavanya singh ki taraf ek baar jalti drishti se dekha aur phir nagin ki tarah fufkarti huyi oonche swar me kahne lagi…

“Lavanya singh..! mere samne mere pati ka apman kiya hai tumne, jise koi bhi nari kadapi sahan nahi kar sakti…kisi bhi pooja aur sadhna me jaat paat aur oonch nich ka kahi koi bhed bhav nahi hai…chandal kanya ka prayog yadi pooja upasna me shastra vihit hai to usko patni ke roop me grahan karna bhi shastra ke anukul hi hai.”

Vishnu sharma ki oar sanket karte huye usne aage kaha “Pandit ji tantra shastra ke prakand vidwan hain…inhone sarv pratham mujhe tantrik diksha de kar ‘bhairavi’ roop me swikar kiya aur baad me patni roop me….main inki bhairavi hu aur dharm ke anusar patni bhi…. Bhairavi ka sthan patni se ooncha hota hai….inn dono mahatvapurn aur garimamay pado ke anusar mujhe jo sthan prapt ho chuka hai, uss sthan shakti ke bal par main tumhe shrap deti hu ki tumne nari ki bhog lalsa ke karan mere pati ko apmanit kiya hai, isliye tum napunsak ho jaoge aur tumhara vansh nahi chalega….itna hi nahi, jo bhi tumhari rajya ki gaddi par baithega, vah bhi tumhari hi tarah napunsak aur nirvanshi hoga.”

Vishnu sharma se bhi ab aur sahan nahi hua to vah bhi gusse me jor jor se chillane laga….

Vishnu sharma—maharaj, main bhi janta hu ki meri patni ko pane ki kamna par tusharapaat hone ke phal swaroop hi tumne mera ghor apman kiya hai, isliye mere dwara nirmit tantrik deep ka akhand prakash hi tumhare rajya ka sarvnash kar dega…tumhari sampoorn rajya shakti rajgarh me vileen ho jayegi..

Pati patni ke bhayanak shrap sun kar darbar me upasthit sabhi log sann rah gaye….lavanya singh ka kroadh pashchatp me parinit hone laga….magar rajdambh ne uska mastak jhukne nahi diya.

Lavanya singh—arrey brahman..! tune ek chandal kanya ke mohpash se bandh kar mera apman karte huye mujhe shrap diya hai…isliye main bhi apne rajaswa ki maryada ki shapath kha kar kahta hu ki anya brahmano ke saman tujhe kabhi bhi mukti nahi milegi aur tu sada chandal ho kar brahma pishach ki kashtadayini yoni me bhatakta rahega…teri yeh chandal patni bhi nirvansh ho kar tere sath brahma pishachini ke roop me bhatakti rahegi.

Iss prakar bramha bal aur raj bal aapas me takrakar apne apne ko nasht kar liye….lavanya singh ka shrap sunte hi vishnu sharma ka gorang sharir kala padne laga…tejaswi chehre par chandalo ki si heenta, deenta aur vibhatsata aa gayi….unhone apni patni ka hath pakda aur chupchap sar nicha kar ke darbar se bahar nikal gaye.

Dono ko ek dusre ke shrap ne tatkal apna phal dikha diya tha….lavanya singh ko tab tak koi santan nahi huyi thi…ussi samay unke chehre par bhi clinatva ka bhav utar aaya….kuch samay baad rajgarh ke maharaj ne uske rajya par hamla kar ke usko rajgarh me vileen kar liya.

Iss avishwashniya vilakshan katha ko sunne ke sath hi mera dimag avsann hone laga tha…dhire dhire mann pran chetna shunya hone lagi thi aur na jane kab ussi avash chetna ke vsshibhut ho kar main apna aapa kho baitha…phir ek agyat sukhad anubhuti se meri aatma bhar uthi.

Jeevan me pahli bar aisi anubhuti huyi thi mujhe…mere hoth na jane kab madhuri ke hotho se ja lage..madhuri ke madhur kalash me bhare amrit ka na jane main kab tak raspan karta raha…tabhi madhuri ka komal swar mere kano se takraya.

Madhuri (kaan me)—saajan..! vah chandal kanya aur koi nahi balki main khud hi hu…aapka mere sath sambhog karne se main shrap mukt hone ke sath sath ek aurat bhi ban jaungi…kyon ki main rajgarh se judi huyi hu…

Raj—kya tumhare pati ko ye pata hai…?

Madhuri—haan, saajan...unhe sab pata hai ki vo aaj tak mere sath sambhog kyo nahi kar sake....unhone hi mujhe apke paas bheja hai yaha jisse aap mere sath sambhog kar sake....apke sath sambhog karne se main maa banne ka sukh bhi prapt kar lungi aur hum shrap mukt bhi ho jayenge.

Raj—magar tumhara pati to tab bhi tumhara jism hasil nahi kar payega mere sambhog karne ke baad bhi..

Madhuri—ye hum dono jante hain....aur ye bhi ki agar mere ladki paida huyi to uska bhog bhi sirf aap hi kar sakte hain...iss janam me mera ye sharir sirf apke bhogne ke liye hai....main hi kya rajgarh ki har ladki kewal saajan ke bhogne ke liye hi hai.

Maine adhik samay barbad na karte huye madhuri ko apne niche lita liya aur uske hotho ka raspan karte huye uski chuchiyo ko dabane masalne laga....pahli bar aaj uski chuchiyo par kisi mard ka hath laga tha jisse vo kamatur hone lagi.

Madhuri—aaaaahhhh.....saajan aur jor se maslo mujhe....aap nahi jante ki vivah ho jane ke baad bhi agar koi ladki bina chudi rah jaye to uss par kya gujarti hai....main kab se aapse chudne ke liye intazar kar rahi thi....aaahhh...aaj nichod lo meri chuchiyo ko....aaj se madhuri kewal apke chodne ke liye hai...

Maine kuch der tak uski chuchiyo ko masalne ke baad madhuri ke kapde utar kar usko poori tarah se nangi kar diya....sachmuch uska jism kisi saanche me dhala hua tha.

Madhuri ki ek chuchi ko dabate huye main dusri ko apne muh me lekar chusne laga....madhuri poori tarah se kamandh ho kar mera sir apni chuchi par dabane lagi.

Madhuri—aaahhhh....aise hi saajan...aur chuso meri chuchiyo ko...khoob jor jor se dabao unhe....aaaahhhhh

Main uski chuchiyo ka tab tak chusta masalta raha jab tak ki vo lal nahi pad gayi.....phir main niche aaya to madhuri ne khud hi apni janghe phaila di.

Pahli bar meri nazar madhuri ki choot par gayi...kele ke jaisi chikni jangho ke beech me jhanto se ghiri uski phooli huyi choot behad akarshak lag rahi thi...maine uski jhanto ko ek taraf kar ke dekha to vaha mujhe dhage ke jaisi ek patli lakir dikhayi di...jo iss baat ka saboot de rahi thi ki uski choot ab tak kuwari hai.

Maine apni jeebh ko madhuri ki choot ke daane par rakh ke usko muh me bhar liya aur chubhlane laga jisse vo tadap uthi...uski choot se madan ras ris ris kar bahar tapak raha tha.

Madhuri adhik der tak khud ko nahi rok payi aur vah skhalit ho gayi....main uske pairo ko aur phailate huye dono jangho ke beech aa gaya aur apne bhi kapde utar diye....sikandar par nazar padte hi uske chehre ka rang peela pad gaya aur darr se usne apni ankhe band kar li.

Maine madhuri ke dono pairo ko apne kandhe par rakh ke lund ko uski choot par tika kar ek jor se dhakka laga diya aur madhuri dard se cheekh padi....uske hotho ko chumte huye maine jaldi jaldi teen char tagde jhatke de kar lund ko uski choot ki gahrayi me utar diya....madhuri ki choot buri tarah se phat kar phail gayi aur usme se khoon ka favvara bahne laga.

Vah dard se tilmilate huye behosh ho gayi to maine pani chehre par daal ke usko hosh me laya...uski chuchiyo ko dabate huye dhire dhire chodne laga...kuch der me vo bhi apna sara dard bhul kar kisi swarg lok ki sair karne lagi aur mera sath dene lagi niche se apni gaand utha utha ke.

Maine khoon se uski maang ko bhar diya jisse vo mujhse lipat kar chumne lagi aur apna poora sahyog dene lagi chudayi me...

Madhuri—aaaahhhh....aaj main dhanya ho gayi saajan...jane kab se mujhe iss pal ka intazar tha....aaj main ladki se aurat ban hi gayi akhir....mere tann aur mann par iss janam me kewal ab tumhara hi adhikar hai saajan...aaahhhh....khoob kas kas ke chodo mujhe...uuuffffff

Main uski chuchiyo ko masalte huye khoob jor jor se chodne laga tha...vah iss beech jaldi jaldi skhalit hoti ja rahi thi...maine kayi position me usko jee bhar ke ragda aur akhir me uski choot me hi skhalit ho gaya...mere sath hi vah bhi jhadne lagi.

Hum dono ke skhalit hote hi ek roshni ke aavran ne hum dono ko apni agosh me le liya...roshni ke ghere me aate hi mujhe uss paheli ka uttar bhi mil gaya...aur phir jaise hi vo roshni ka ghera adrishya hua to mere niche apsara jaisi sundar shrap mukt madhuri bilkul nagn avastha me leti huyi thi.

Uski khubsurti ko dekhte hi main ab samajh gaya ki kyon vishnu sharma jaise vidwan brahman ne usse vivah kiya samaj ke sabhi bandhan tod kar...madhuri bala ki khubsurat thi...uska youvan tha hi aisa ki koi bhi uske mohpash me bandh sakta tha ek nazar dekhte hi.

Maine ek bar phir se madhuri ko jam ke choda....usne khushi khushi mera poora sath diya...phir main uske upar hi let gaya.

Madhuri—shukriya saajan mujhe aurat ka sukh dene ke liye…main ab apki patni bhi ban chuki hu…aur apke sath hi rahna chahti hu.

Raj—tum rajgarh jao aur vaha mera intazar karna…jaldi hi main vaha aunga kyon ki meri manzil hi rajgarh hai…ab tum aise hi jawan rahogi iss janam me aur vishnu sharma bhi jald hi iss yoni se mukt ho jayega.

Madhuri kafi der tak mujhse aise hi lipti rahi nagn halat me...maine uske hotho ko chum kar usse alag hua aur usko bhi kapde pahanne ko kaha...phir main kapde pahan kar bahar aa gaya sab ke paas..thodi der baad madhuri bhi kapde pahan kar vaha langdate huye aa gayi jisko dekh kar sabhi chounk gaye to maine unhe sab bata diya…priyadarshini aur mrinal to abhi bhi shock me thi.

Divya—ye theek kiya tumne saajan…

Raj—ab chalo yaha se..hame uss paheli ko bhi to hal karna hai..jyada samay nahi hai hamare paas.

Priyadarshini—lekin pahle uss paheli ka uttar to mil jaye.

Raj—uska uttar mil chuka hai…

Mrinal—kya hai uska uttar aur kaise mila.... ?

Raj—uska uttar madhuri ki kahani me hi hai....vishnu sharma aur lavanya singh dono dosti ki kashti me sawar ho kar chal rahe the ki achanak dono madhuri ki sundarta roopi nadi me ja gire aur uski khubsurti me doob gaye.

Divya—ohhhhh

Phir hum uss qile se nikal kar vahi aa gaye jaha chaand ki roshni pad rahi thi...ab hamare samne vaha vo tilismi talab dikhayi de raha tha.

Maine der na karte huye uss talab me kud gaya aur niche pahuchne par mujhe do chamakte huye moti dikhayi diye...maine unn dono ko utha liya aur unme uss tilismi talab ka pani bhar kar upar aa gaya.

Bahar jaise hi aaya to mujhe vaha vishnu sharma mil gaya jo meri taraf badi hi asha bhari nigaho se dekh raha tha....maine uska abhipray samajhte huye uss talab ka pani uske upar daal diya....agle hi pal vo ek sundar admi me badal gaya aur phir mere pairo me gir gaya.

Vishnu sharma—aaj main dhanya ho gaya saajan....jaise aapne hame shrap mukt kiya hai vaise hi lavanya singh aur uski patni sudha rani ko bhi mukt kar dijiye.

Raj—main jaldi hi rajgarh aunga...tab tak tum vahi ja kar raho.

Vishnu sharma—jaisa aap kahe saajan…madhuri iss janam me ab apki amanat ban ke rahegi mere paas.

Raj—theek hai jao ab dono…

Phir maine unn dono ko vida kiya....aur phir main bhi vapis lout aaya jaha sabhi patthar ki murti bani huyi thi…jaise hi hum vaha pahuche vaise hi achanak….

 
UPDATE- 269

Vishnu sharma—aaj main dhanya ho gaya saajan....jaise aapne hame shrap mukt kiya hai vaise hi lavanya singh aur uski patni sudha rani ko bhi mukt kar dijiye.

Raj—main jaldi hi rajgarh aunga...tab tak tum vahi ja kar raho.

Vishnu sharma—jaisa aap kahe saajan…madhuri iss janam me ab apki amanat ban ke rahegi mere paas.

Raj—theek hai jao ab dono…

Phir maine unn dono ko vida kiya....aur phir main bhi vapis lout aaya jaha sabhi patthar ki murti bani huyi thi…jaise hi hum vaha pahuche vaise hi achanak….

Ab Aage……..

Uss tilismi talab ka pani lene ke baad hum vapis ussi tilismi darwaje se hote huye andar ghus gaye…tabhi andar pahuchte hi achanak vo rakshak hame dekhte hi turant adrishya ho gaya.

Priyadarshini—Ye kyo adrishya ho gaya, hame dekhte hi…?

Raj—hame dekh kar nahi balki mrinal ko dekh kar vo adrishya ho gaya hai…

Mrinal—aisa kya…? Vo buzdil samne aa yaha….hum uss talab ka pani le aaye hain….ab jaldi se sab ko vapis theek kar…

Rakshak (adrishya)—nahi…nahi….ab to main bhil se bhi tumhare samne nahi aunga….abhi tak mere poore jism me dard ho raha hai….tu pakki koi chudail hai…

Mrinal—kya kaha…chudail…..? samne aa phir batati hu tujhe….

Mrinal usko samne aane ko kahti rahi lekin vo nahi aaya….maine uss talab ka pani sabhi ke upar dala jo patthar me badal gayi thi….pani dalne ke baad maine uss moti ko sab ki ankho se touch kiya…agle hi pal sabhi phir se apne vastavik poorv roop me aa gayi…aur mujhse lipat gayi.

Payal (gale lag kar)—mujhe to laga tha ki main ab tujhse kabhi mil hi nahi paungi…

Raj—ab sab theek ho chuki ho…..tension mat lo….aur aapne ye kaise soch liya ki main apko chhod ke yaha se jaunga….? Mere hote apko tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai…

Divya—lekin ye dusra moti kis kaam ke liye hai…..?

Rakshak—tum sach me adbhut ho saajan….inn dono motiyo me kayi shaktiya hain….inhe aatmsaat kar lo saajan…..ye dusra moti tumhe lavanya singh ki patni sudha rani ko nirvansh hone ke shrap se mukkti dilane me madad karega….sath hi inn motiyo ki madad se tum kabhi bhi kisi ko patthar ki murti se insaan bana sakte ho.

Raj—shukriya…ab hum tahkhane me ja sakte hain na…?

Rakshak—avashya….kintu sirf vahi jinhone mere prashno ke sahi sahi jawab diye the….

Paridhi—iska matlab ki hum nahi ja sakte…..?

Rakshak—nahi…ye tilism se badhit kshetra hai….

Mrinal—ye tu samne aa pahle….main tere sawal ka jawab turant dungi…

Rakshak—teri jaisi khatarnak ladki ke samne main to kya, mera baap bhi ab kabhi nahi ayega…pata nahi kya khati hai….

Mrinal—tu ek bar samne aa phir pata chalega ki main kya khati hu…?

Rakshak—main ek bar tumhare samne aane ki galti kar chuka hu, lekin ab dubara nahi…..

Raj—theek hai, tum sab meri god me chadh jao…kyon ki main to jawab de hi chuka hu aur ja bhi sakta hu…lekin tum sab apne pairo se chal kar nahi ja sakti…lekin meri god me chadh kar jarur ja sakti ho.. jawab na dene ki haalat me…

Payal—phir to theek hai…

Mrinal—theek to hai…lekin…

Raj—kuch nahi hota…tension mat lo.

Maine dhire dhire sab ko le kar tahkhane me utar gaya....vaha kafi ghana andhera tha...maine mani ki roshni se vaha prakash phailaya to samne tahkhane me ek chota sa gufa type ka dwar dikhayi diya.

Neha—omg...phir se ek aur gufa...

Raj (kaan me)—kuch nahi hoga chachi darling....bas jyada se jyada ek bar aur apko mere niche letna padega...

Neha (ghurte huye dhire se)—haan, tu to yahi chahta hoga mann me....itna sab kuch karne ke baad bhi tera mann nahi bhara jo phir se vahi sab sochne laga hai...

Vidhi—kya hame iss gufa me ghusna hoga ab.... ?

Divya—jana to padega hi, aur koi dusra rasta bhi to nahi hai…

Mrinal—main gufa me patthar fenk kar dekhu kya….?

Raj—nahi iski koi jarurat nahi hai…yaha khatra shayad hi ho…chalo andar chal kar dekhte hain..

Main sabse pahle uss gufa numa dwar me ghusa…mere piche piche baki sab bhi aa gayi…andar jagah behad kam thi…khade hote bhi nahi ban raha tha isliye hum sab jhuke jhuke hi aage badhne lage mani ki roshni me…

Aage jane par jaise hi gufa khatam huyi to vaha hazaro ki sankhya me aisi hi choti choti gufaye bani huyi thi..ye dekh kar to sabhi ka dimag chakrane laga.

Mrinal—ye kya musibat hai…? Iss tilism me to lagta hai ki gufao ka bhandar hai…ab to hazaro gufa hain samne…ab kisme jana hai..kuch samajh me hi nahi aa raha….?

Payal—raj, ye sab kya hai…..?

Raj—tilism ka mayajaal….in hazar gufa me se koi ek hi me vo rahasya chhupa hai….baki me mout band hai…

Vidhi—iska matlab ki kewal ek gufa hi sahi hai baki 999 gufaye logo ko bhatkane ke liye hain aur khatra sabhi me hai…

Raj—lagta to aisa hi hai…..

Neha—to ab kya kare….?

Raj—main dekhta hu…

Maine ankhe band kar ke apni kundalini ko jagrit kiya aur ek hazar roop me adrishya ho kar sabhi gufa me ghus kar jayza liya, akhir mujhe sahi gufa ka pata chal hi gaya….pata chalte hi main dhyan avastha se bahar nikal kar apni ankhe khol di…..baki sabhi mere pratiroop ek ho kar mujhme hi vileen ho gaye.

Raj—gufa number 786 hi asli hai…

Priyadarshini—kaise pata chala….?

Mrinal—haan, mujhe bhi janna hai….batao..

Raj—samay aane par pata chal jayega bahut jald hi…abhi chalo sab…

Divya—mujhe bhi janna hai....

Raj (mann me)—tumhe bhi pata chal jayega meri jaan...

Divya (mann me)—lekin kab... ?

Raj (mann me)—jaldi hi...tumse koi baat chhupa sakta hu kya main... ?

Divya (mann me)—theek hai...

Main sab ke sath uss asli wali gufa me pravesh kar gaya….marg me kayi rukawte aayi lekin maine unhe solve karte huye antatah apni manzil tak pahuch hi gaya.

Mere samne ek chamakdar koi cheez rakhi huyi thi…usme se satrangi prakash prakirnit ho raha tha jiski abha se vaha ek adbhut darshaniy manmohak drishya nazar aa raha tha.

Uski adbhut tez saat rangi prakash me sabhi ki ankhe band hone lagi…lekin main uske karib pahuch kar jaise hi usko hath lagaya vaise hi vo prakash mere hriday sthal par shanaih shanaih kabiz hone lag gaya.. tatpashchat kuch kshanik samay me mere mastak par suryakant mani ki abha chamakne lagi…

Main samajh gaya ki ye vahi suryakant mani hai jo mere mastak par janmjaat thi shakti ke roop me..ab vah punah jagrit ho gayi hai.

Kintu suryakant mani ke jagrit hote hi meri ankho ke samne ek drishya ubhar aaya….kuch der tak main usme hi khoya raha aur jab vo scene samapt hua to meri ankhe nam ho chuki thi….sabhi ki ankhe uss tez roshni me band ho chuki thi jiski vajah se kisi ko kuch bhi samajh me nahi aaya ki abhi kya hua hai.

Kuch der baad vo tez roshni dhire dhire kam hoti chali gayi…lekin mere mastak par uss suryakant mani ka nishan jarur bana gayi….roshni khatam hote hi sab ki ankhe khul gayi lekin unhe ab vaha koi vaisi roshni nazar nahi aayi to vah chounk gayi.

Paridhi—vo chamakne wali cheez kaha gayab ho gayi achanak….?

Mrinal—haan, kya tha vo sab…kaisi roshni thi, vah bhi itni prachand….?

Raj—vo meri hi mani thi..jo ab mere mastak par hai…ye raha uska nishan…

Maine sabhi ko dikha diya aur uss mani ke baare me bata diya sirf uss dikhne wale drishya ko chhod kar…mere jawab se jab sabhi santust ho gayi to main sab ko le kar uss tilism se bahar nikal kar ghar vapis lout aaya….magar iss douran do ankhe na jane kab se lagatar hamara picha kar rahi thi jinse hum sabhi anjan the.

Subah hone me abhi kuch samay shesh tha to hum sab apne apne kamro me sone chale gaye…vahi dev lok me priyadarshini ke swayambar ki taiyariya joro se chal rahi thi.

Devraj rajsabha me baithe huye the aur rajkumari ke hone wale swayambar par charcha kar rahe the ki tabhi kuch guptcharo ne vaha aa kar kuch aisa samachar sunaya ki devraj samet sabhi devta sunte hi hairan ho kar chounk gaye.

 
UPDATE- 209

5th Janam Ki Prem Kahani Continues....

Phir divya kisi na kisi bahane se baar baar ruk ruk kar meri taraf dekhti huyi anusuiya aur priyamvada ke sath vaha se chali jati hai.

Jitu (lambi saans chhod kar)—to ye chali gayi.. ! ab mujhe bhi chalna chahiye…jab se divya ko dekha hai, yaha se lout kar jane ka mann hi nahi kar raha hai...lekin jana to padega ki, vaha sainik bhi meri chinta me pareshan honge..mann me itni shakti nahi ki divya ko phir se dekhe bina yaha se ja saku…

Jitu—sharir aage ja raha hai kintu mann ki disha piche ki oar hai…maheen resham ki dhwaja jaisa hai yeh mann jisko ki main hawa ki prati kool disha me liye ja raha hu.

Ab aage……

Jaise hi main ashram se nikal kar apne sainiko ke paas pahucha to vaha kisi ko dekh kar chakit rah gaya… yeh aur koi nahi balki mera bachpan ka brahman mitra ayan hai…jo shayad mujhe khojte huye yaha tak aa pahucha…mujhe dekhte hi vah daud kar mere paas aa kar gale se lag gaya.

Jitu—aryan..! tum yaha…?

Aryan—kyo main yaha nahi aa sakta kya…? Haan bhai ab to tu yuvraj jo ban gaya hai, to mujh jaise daridra brahman ko kyo puchega bhala…?

Jitu—band kar apni ye nautanki….aur ye bata ki tu mere yuvraj banne par samaroh me kyo nahi aaya…kaha marr gaya tha itne din tak….?

Aryan—arey main kyo maru…mare mere dushman….main to abhi tak shadi shuda kuwara hu…

Jitu—kyo tune shadi bhi kar li kya…? Bhabhi kaha hai, milwayega nahi mujhse….?

Aryan—tere liye bhabhi hi to dhoond raha tha itne din tak…

Jitu—to phir milwa jaldi se…

Aryan—kaha se milwau, maine to mann hi mann me usse shadi bhi kar li hai lekin vo jalim hai ki apne sharir par makkhi tak nahi baithne deti....

Jitu—koun hai... ?

Aryan—gaon ke hi brahman ki ladki hai...naam hai sugandha..

Jitu—wah...yaha tak uski sugandh aa rahi hai...kya naam hai sugandha...

Aryan—abe sharam kar tharki kahi ka.....vo teri hone wali bhabhi hai... tu uski sugandh mat le….vo mere liye hai…lekin Sali hath hi nahi lagane deti…

Jitu—to usko ye bata deta ki tu mera dost hai to shayad tera kaam ban jata... ?

Aryan—bataya tha vo bhi…

Jitu—to…?

Aryan—to kya…usne jhadu utha kar ulta meri pitayi kar di…..kahne lagi ki tum dono hi tharki hoge…

Jitu—hahahaha….matlab ki mast bhabhi dhoondi tune mere liye…

Aryan—uss par buri nazar mat daal…aur tu bata ki yaha kya karne aaya hai inn pahadiyo me….?

Jitu—yaar asal baat ye hai ki....(phir maine usko sab kuch bata diya)

Aryan (nihshwas chhod kar)—maar diya iss yuvraj ki dosti ne mujhe……garmi ki bhari dophar, door door tak kahi pedo ki chhaya nahi, aur aise me yah raha hiran, vah raha suwar, vah raha sher…karte huye jungle bhar me ghumta firta raha aur uske baad me piyo sade patto par se ho kar aata kasaila, beswad kadwa garam pani inn pahadi nadiyo ka….khane ko adhiktar jalta jalta maans vah bhi jab mil jaye tab…ghodo ke hinhinane se raat ko bhi theek se need nahi aati thi par itne se hi mera dukh samapt nahi hota….aise me mere jale gaal par ek phoda aur nikal aaya hai….piche rah kar yeh dukh bhog hi raha tha ki durbhagya ki ek aur maar sir par aa padi hai….mere dost ne yaha kisi aashram me ja kar kisi tapaswi kanya divya ko dekh liya hai aur uske prem me bawla ho gaya hai…tumhe kya lagta hai ki kanva rishi uss kanya ka hath tumhe de denge….?

Jitu (apne aap se)—milan sulabh nahi, phir bhi uska bhav dekh kar mann ko aashwasan hai....kamna ki poorti chahe na bhi ho, phir bhi dono oar ki akanksha mann ko santosh to deti hi hai….(mushkura kar)…kamatur vyakti kaise yeh soch kar apne aap ko thagta hai ki uske priy ki manoshthiti theek vaise hi hogi jaisi ki uski kamna hai….sneh bhari ankho se jab usne dusri oar dekha, to vah bhi, apne bhari nitambo ke bhaar se vilash purvak dhire dhire chal kar gayi… aur ‘mat ja’ sakhi ke kahne par usne use daant kar jo masumiyat se uttar diya ‘maar dalungi’ vah bhi lagta hai ki sab kuch mere liye hi tha…..kaisi hai yeh kamna…jo uske har karya ko apne…sirf apne liye hi maan kar chalna chahti hai.

Aryan (khade ho kar)—dekho yuvraj, apna hath to chalta nahi isliye kewal shabdo se hi abhivadan kar raha hu…jai ho apki…

Jitu (haste huye)—kyo, kya hua…tumhare ang kyo jakad gaye….?

Aryan—kaise jakad gaye….? Swayam ankh phod kar puchte ho ki ro kyo rahe ho….?

Jitu—tumhari baat samajh me nahi aayi….jara dusri tarah se samjhao….

Aryan—nadi ke beech me laga ped agar kubda ho kar jhuk jaye to uska karan kya hoga... ? vah swayam ya phir nadi ka veg…?

Jitu—karan to nadi ka veg hi hoga…

Aryan—issi tarah meri iss avastha ke karan tum ho…

Jitu—kaise….?

Aryan—vah aise ki tum to apna raj kaaz aur itna achcha surakshit pradesh chhod kar yaha uss manhoos kali pahadi ki vajah se vanchar ban kar dera jamaye ho….aur to aur uss rishi kanya ke prem me pagal huye ja rahe ho…aur main tumse milne ke chakkar me yaha tak pahuchte pahuchte adhmara ho gaya hu…mujh brahman ki haddiyo ke jod iss kadar hil gaye hain ki ab vo mere chalane se bhi nahi chalte hain….

Jitu—kya karu dost….jab se divya ko dekha hai tab se main khud ko bhi bhul gaya hu….yaha tak ki yaha aane ke asli maqsad ki taraf bhi mera dhyan nahi laga pa raha hu…aisa lagta hai ki iss jungle me rahne wale hirano ne divya ko bhi apni ankho ki sundarta de di hai.

Aryan—agar aisa hai to tumhari dirgh aayu ho…main chala ab sone..

Jitu—pahle meri poori baat to sun le….

Aryan—kya….?

Jitu—tumhe ek karya me meri sahayata karni padegi…

Aryan—kis karya me…? Laddu khane me…?

Jitu—jo bhi karya main kahunga…

Aryan—tum kahi kisi chakkar me mujhe fasane wale to nahi ho na…? dekh main shadi shuda kuwara admi hu…

Jitu—sainik yaha aao…

Tabhi ek sainik andar aa kar yuvraj ko pranam karta hai…uske piche piche vipin bhi aa jata hai…jisko ki aryan bade gaur se dekhta hai.

Vipin—yuvraj, mujhe lagta hai ki jungle me koi jarur khunkhar janwar ho sakta hai..apko vaha ja kar shikar karna chhiye….

Jitu—dekhenge…vaise main ye kah raha tha ki tum log nadi kinaare uss ashram se door hi rahna..vaise to vo bahut hi shant ashram dikhta hai kintu usme kahi nihit hai ek tez jo ki kabhi bhi sulag sakta hai…sheetal hote huye bhi surya kant mani dhoop padne par achanak hi dahak uthti hai.

Aryan—ye chal ab nikal yaha se..bada aaya sujhav dene wala…

Phir shaam ko main aur aryan ghumte huye nadi kinare chale gaye…aur vahi ek chattan par baith kar baate karne lage mera mann ab bhi divya ko phir se dekhne ke liye machal raha tha.

Aryan—yaha kaha ghumne aa gaye yaar hum…? Chalo vapis chalte hain..

Jitu—dost, tumne ankhe hone ka kuch phal nahi paya kyon ki sristi ka sabse apoorva srajan to tumne dekha hi nahi.

Aryan—vah to tum hi ho jo mere samne baithe ho..

Jitu—apne aap ko to sabhi sundar samajhte hain kintu main divya ki baat kar raha hu jo iss ashram ki shobha hai.

Aryan—hogi…tapaswi rishi ki kanya hone se jisko paya nahi ja sakta , usko dekhne se kya laabh…?

Jitu—chhee..murkh..! muh upar ko utha kar apalak ankho se nayi chandra kala ko vishwa bhala kis bhavna se dekhta hai…? Phir mera mann kabhi kisi aisi vastu par nahi aa sakta jisko ki dekhna varjit ho.

Aryan—baat jara khol kar batao…

Jitu—divya kisi aur ki santan hai jiska palan posan kanva rishi ne kiya hai…vah tahni se toota hua nav malika ka vah phool hai jo sanyog se aak ki patti me aa gira hai.

Aryan (haskar)—achcha..achcha….to jaise khajur se agha kar imali khane ko mann hota hai ussi tarah antahpur ki sundariyo ka upbhog karne ke baad ab tumhara iss kanya ke liye mann ho aaya hai..

Jitu—mitra, tumne divya ko abhi dekha nahi hai isliye aisa kah rahe ho…

Aryan—hogi to vah atyant sundar hi jisne tumhe bhi iss tarah se chamatjrit kar diya hai..

Jitu—adhik kya kahu mitra, ek taraf vidhata ki samarthya aur dusri taraf divya ka aloukik soundarya…aisa lagta hai ki soundarya ke sabhi upadano ko mann me la kar roop ke vishesh sanchay se hi vidhata ne iss komlangi divya jaisi kanya ki rachna kar paya hai….tabhi to na aisi, ratna rashi si ek alag hi nari srasti sambhav ho saki hai…

Aryan—iska matlab yah hua ki divya, shesh sabhi sundariyo se badh kar hai..

Jitu—mere mann ki prati kriya to yeh hai ki…

Phool hai vah, Jise kisi ne soongha nahi,

Kopal hai, Jise kisi nakhun ne kabhi chheela nahi,

Aisa ratna hai, Jise kabhi bidha nahi gaya,

Aur shahad hai, Jiska ras kabhi kisi ne chakha nahi,

Na jane, Kiske akhand punyo ka phal hai uska roop,

Aur na jane, sansar me kiska bhagya hoga, jo uska varan kare.

Aryan—tab to jaldi karo, kahi aisa na ho ki vah kisi sarso ke tel se chikne sir wale kisi takle tapaswi ke hath ja pade.

Jitu—vah bechari paradhin hai…aur kanva rishi bhi iss samay yaha nahi hain..

Aryan—achcha yeh to batao ki tumhare prati uska anurag kaisa hai….?

Jitu—mitra, tapaswi kanyaye swabhav se hi bholi hoti hain,..phir bhi mere samne rahte usne meri taraf dekha bhi to kewal halki khuli ankho se,…kintu dusri kisi baat par bina karan anayas hi has di…iss tarah vinay ke aavran me rah kar apni kamna ko usne na to prakat hi kiya aur na hi chhupa saki.

Aryan (haste huye)—to kya dekhte hi tumhari god me aa kar baith jati…?

Jitu—phir bhi sakhiyo ke sath lout kar jate huye usne kayi kayi bahane se apni bhavna ashat prakat kar hi di thi… pag do pag chal kar hi bina karan vah thithak gayi ki uske pair me kaanta lag gaya hai, uska dupatta ped ki shakha me uljha nahi tha phir bhi use chhudati vah meri oar muh kiye kuch pal ruki rahi…

Aryan—kuch ishara to usne tumhe de hi diya…lagta hai ki behad rangeen ashram hai yeh…

Vahi dusri taraf divya vatika se loutne ke baad kahi khoyi huyi thi ki tabhi priyamvada ne aa kar usko awaz di magar uska dhyan to kahi aur hi uljha hua tha…akhir me priyamvada ne uske upar pani daal kar hasne lagi tab ja kar usko kuch hosh aaya…

Divya (naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar masumiyat se )—Maar Dalungi

 
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Subah hone me abhi kuch samay shesh tha to hum sab apne apne kamro me sone chale gaye…vahi dev lok me priyadarshini ke swayambar ki taiyariya joro se chal rahi thi.

Devraj raj sabha me baithe huye the aur rajkumari ke hone wale swayambar par charcha kar rahe the ki tabhi kuch guptcharo ne vaha aa kar kuch aisa samachar sunaya ki devraj samet sabhi devta sunte hi hairan ho kar chounk gaye.

Ab aage…..

Devraj—guptchar ye tum kya kah rahe ho….?

Guptchar—ye sach hai devraj….asur samrat namuchi devlok par jaldi hi hamla karne wala hai… vo dev lok par adhipatya sthapit karne ke sath hi sath rajkumari priyadarshini ko prapt karna chahta hai…aur issi mansha ke tahat vah swayamvar wale din hi devlok par aakraman karne ki yojna bana raha hai.

Devraj—theek hai karne do hamla use….vo yaha se jivit nahi jayega….isme itna chinta karne ki kya baat hai…? Hamne pahle bhi to usko haraya hai…lagta hai ki pichli parajay ka swad vah bhul chuka hai…

“Narayan…..narayan” tabhi vaha devarshi narad ji ka aagman hua to sabhi devtao ne khade ho kar unhe pranam karte huye unka yathochit aadar satkar kiya.

Devraj—pranam devarshi..

Narad—aap sab ka kalyan ho…bade vichlit dikh rahe ho devraj…kya baat hai…..?

Devraj—vichlit hone ka sirf ek hi karan hai devarshi ki meri putri ka swayamvar hone ja raha hai aur ye asur raj namuchi usme badha banne ki koshish kar raha hai…usne dev lok par ussi din hamla karne ki yojna banayi hai.

Narad—tab to vishay behad gambhir hai devraj…

Devraj—haan, devarshi, vo asur na jane kaha se sadiyo baad phir se bill me se kaise nikal aaya hai..? mujhe namuchi ke aakraman ki chinta nahi hai devarshi….usko to hum chutkiyo me hara denge.. meri chinta ka karan hai rajkumari ka swayamvar, jo ki namuchi ke aakraman ki vajah se khatayi me pad sakta hai.

Narad—narayan….narayan……hmmmm,..vaise devraj aapne swayamvar karne se pahle rajkumari se uski pasand napasand ke vishay me kuch baat ki ya nahi…?

Devraj—isme usse kya puchna devarshi…main uska pita hu…teeno lok me rajkumari priyadarshini ki khyati phaili huyi hai…uske jaisi rupasi dev lok me bhi nahi dusri koi nahi hai…ashtra shastra vidya me vah nipun hai….to aisi sarv gun sampann kanya ke liye uske suyogya var ka chayan swayamvar ke madhyam se hi sambhav hai.

Narad—to apki asur raj namuchi ke khilaf yuddh ka koi darr nahi hai…? Ab aapne kaha hai ki aap usko aasani se parast kar denge to kuch socha hi hoga aapne…lekin dushman ko kamjor samajhna bhi akal mandi nahi kahi ja sakti devraj…

Devraj—hum usko pahle bhi to hara chuke hain devarshi..

Narad—narayan…narayan…kahi aap sadiyo purani vah ghatna bhul to nahi gaye devraj…?

Devraj—main to kuch nahi bhula hu…kintu aap ke kahne ka kya abhipray hai devarshi..?

Narad—agar aap kuch bhule nahi hain to aap ye nahi kahte ki hum ne asur raj namuchi ko hara diya tha…ye sach hai ki aapne usko parajit kiya tha..kintu uske baad kya hua tha, vo shayad aap bhul gaye hain..devraj.

Devraj—mujhe vah ghatna bhi yaad hai devarshi….asur raj namuchi ne phir se aakraman kiya tha aur hame hara kar dev lok par adhikar bhi kar liya tha…sabhi devtao ko uske bhay se bhesh badal kar yaha vaha chhup kar rahna pada tha….kintu namuchi ne jiske dum par dev lok par adhikar kiya tha, vah to kab ka mrityu ki god me so chuka hai..phir aap ke kahne ka taatparya samajh me nahi aaya devarshi…?

Narad—mere kahne ka abhipray sirf itna hai devraj ki sadiyo purani vah dubara bhi to ho sakti hai…. Vaise bhi itihaas apne aap ko dohrata jarur hai…

Devraj—kintu ye asambhav kaise sambhav ho sakta hai….?

Narad—khair chhodiye uss baat ko devraj…prabhu ki leela prabhu hi jane…lagta hai ki rajkumari priyadarshini ke swayamvar ki sabhi roop rekha bana li hai aapne…?

Devraj—haan devarshi…..swayamvar me maine buddhi, parakram aur sadgun ko madhyam banaya hai..inn teen charno ko safalta poorvak paar karne wale ke sath hi rajkumari ka shubh vivah samapann hoga… veerta pradarshit karne ke liye maine arjun ke gaandiv dhanush ko adhar banaya hai.

Narad—ye to aapne ati uttam yojna banayi hai devraj….

Iske pashchat devarshi narayan narayan ka jaap karte huye vaha se chale gaye…unke jane ke pashchat devraj, sabha me upasthit sabhi devtao ke sath davarshi narad dwara asur raj namuchi ke vishay me kahi gayi baat par gahan chintan aur manthan karte huye vichar vimarsh aarambh kar diya.

Vahi dharti me, subah need khulne ke baad fresh ho kar maa se mila uske baad ruchi didi aur chanchal se bhi milne unke room me gaya….aaj bhi maine ruchi didi ke hotho ko kiss kar ke unhe uthaya.

Ruchi—thanks betu, kash aisi hi suhani subah roj aaye meri zindagi me..

Raj—jarur ayegi didi, main hu na apki life me aisi khushnuma subah ke liye…

Ruchi (khush ho kar)—sach betu…?

Raj—kyo, mujh par vishwash nahi..?

Ruchi—aisi baat nahi hai betu...mujhe to har jagah bas tum hi dikhte ho....lekin iss jalim duniya se darr lagta hai...

Rakh Lu Nazar Mein Chehra Tera,

Din Raat Issi Pe Marti Rahu,

Jab Tak Ye Saanse Chalti Rahe,

Main Tumse Mohabbat Karti Rahu.

Ruchi didi se milne ke baad jab chanchal ke room me gaya to vah jaag chuki thi aur fresh ho rahi thi bathroom me…meri awaz sunte hi vah turant bathroom se bhag kar door open kar di..usko iss baat ka bhi dhyan nahi raha ki vo iss samay kis haalat me hai…vaisi hi mere gale se lipat kar jhool gayi...vah iss samay kewal panty bhar hi pahne huye thi, baki jism nirvastra tha...use to kuch dhyan hi nahi raha lekin meri to haalat hi kharab ho gayi.

Saanche me dhala hua uska sange marmar sarika badan jis par ki ek bhi daag nahi tha...main chanchal ke khubsurat gore bina kapdo ke jism ko dekh kar uttejit hone laga...aur mere hath uske jism par swatah hi manchahi jagaho par thirakne lage.

Raj (hath ghumate huye)—lagta hai ki darwaje ke paas khadi ho kar mera hi intazar kar rahi thi aap didi.. itna pyar karti ho apne bhai se...mujhe to aaj hi pata chala...

Chanchal (khumari me)—haan, main tumse bahut bahut pyar karti hu...I Love You raj...

Intazaar Karna Seekha,

Izhaar Karna Seekha,

Tumse Milne Se Pahle,

Main Kuch Na Thi,

Tumse Milne Ke Baad,

Zindagi Ko Pyar Karna Seekha

Raj—sach didi..

Chanchal—hmmm

Mere hath harkat karte huye chanchal ke guptango tak pahuch gaye…pith wala hath niche fisalte huye uski panty ke andar ja ghusa aur uske ruyi ki tarah mulayam gori chikni gaand ko masalne laga to dusra hath samne se upar aate huye uski kadak chuchi ko apni hatheli me giraftar kar ke unka kadakpan loose karne laga.

Apni chuchi aur gaand masle jane se chanchal ko apni haalat ka andesha hua to vah laaz aur sharam se turant meri girft se chhut kar daudte huye bathroom me ghus gayi aur uska door lock kar liya.

Halanki jo bhi kuch hua vo maine jaan bujh kar nahi kiya tha….Main mushkurate huye uske room se nikal kar apni zindagi, apni dhadkan, iss raj ke jism me chal rahi apni saans se milne chala gaya kyon ki uske bina to mera koi vajood hi nahi tha.

Vo bhi jaise mera hi intazar kar rahi thi…bina mere kuch bole, bina darwaja knock kiye hi mere darwaje tak pahuchte hi usne meri saanso ko, mere hriday me dhadak rahi apni dhadkan ko pahchan liya aur door khol diya.

Door khulte hi main bas apni ankhe band kar ke uski tez chal rahi saanso ko mahsoos karne laga…usse jab bardast nahi hua to vah khud hi mere seene se lipat gayi.

Divya—saajan, ankhe kholo na…

Mera Resha Resha Mujh Mein,

Tere Hone Ki Gawahi Deta Hai,

Kya Kam Hai Ki Mujhe Har Jagah,

Bas Tu Hi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Raj—ab mere dil ko karar aaya, jab maine tumhe apni baaho me paya…

Maine apne hoth divya ke makhmali sharbati hotho se laga kar unka shahad ras pine laga…na jane kab mere hath uske unnat ubharo tak pahuch gaye jinhe usne turant hi vaha se hata diya.

Raj—arey yaar, kitna sukun mil raha tha..hath kyo hata diya….?

Divya—maar dalungi….aaj kal tumhare hath kuch jyada hi mere seene par pahuchne lage hain.

Raj—isme mere hatho ka nahi balki tumhare inn khubsurat ubhar liye huye seene ka dosh hai jo barbas hi mere hatho ko ani taraf khich lete hain.

Main kuch der tak divya ke hotho ka ras phir se peeta raha usko apni baaho me samet kar phir bahar aa gaya….sab ke sath nasta karne ke baad hum sab college nikal gaye..aaj sport ka aham muqabla jo tha….sandhya vs mrinal..

Mrinal—ye balatkari…main tere sath baithungi…

Veer—tu mera picha kab chhodegi..

Mrinal—chal tu kahta hai to theek hai maine tera picha chhod diya...tu bhi kya yaad rakhega...

Veer—bahut bahut dhanyawad tumhara

Mrinal—tanku (thank you)

Mrinal kud kar uski god me baith gayi….jisse veer hadbada gaya….ye dekh kar hum sab apni hasi nahi rok paye….mrinal ne veer ko tang karna phir se shuru kar diya tha.

Veer—ye..uth uth..ye kya badatmizi hai….tu kahne ke baad bhi mera picha kyo nahi chhodti hai... ?

Mrinal—lo kar lo baat..! chhod to diya tumhara picha maine…khud hi dekh lo…main tumhare piche nahi balki aage hu ab.

Veer—raj, tujhe ye pagal kaha mil gayi jo tu isko le kar yaha le aaya…? Jab dekho ye mujhe sabke samne balatkari balatkari kahti hai…sab mere me kya kya sochte honge…?

Mrinal—haan to balatkar (chamatkar) karne wale ko balatkari (chamatkari) purush nahi kahungi to kya kahu..? tum hi batao…

Chandni—balatkari ka matlab bhi pata hai tumhe... ?

Phir chandni ne kaan me mrinal ko balatkari ka matlab samjhaya jise sunte hi mrinal chounk gayi aur ghur ghur kar veer ko dekhne lagi.

Veer—aise kyo ghur rahi ho mujhe ankhe nikal ke…?

Mrinal—chhee..! kitne gande gande kaam karta hai tu....main to kuch aur hi samajh rahi thi...achcha hua ki chandni ne mujhe balatkari ka matlab samjha diya….tujhe sharam nahi aati aise ghatiya kaam karte huye…? Ab to main kisi ladki ko tumhare aas paas bhi nahi aane dungi…tumhara kya bharosa..na jane kis pal tumahri niyat kharab ho jaye…?

Sabne apna sir pakad liya…ki isko samjhana bhi bekar ho gaya….jabki veer to bechara sakpaka hi gaya.. kyon ki aaj soniya aur naina bhi hamare sath hi college me apne bhai veer ka sport dekhne aayi thi… unke samne veer kuch bol hi nahi paya….mrinal vaha se uth kar priyadarshini ke paas ja kar baith gayi.

Kisi tarah hum college pahuch gaye …sport start hone me abhi samay tha to kayi ladke ladkiya alag alag group me baith kar aapas me baate kar rahe the…unn par mrinal ki nazar pad gayi.

Mrinal—lagta hai ki yaha fuck chal raha hai…

Raj (kaan me)—sambhog karne ko fuck kahte hain..english me..

Mrinal (shocked)—kyaaaaa…..?

Raj—hmmmmm

Mrinal—chheee…kitni gandi jagah hai ye dharti lok….yaha sab khule aam aise kaam karte hain…isse achcha to swarg lok hai…

Hum canteen me aa gaye aur coffee pine lage….mrinal thodi der baad bathroom chali gayi aur bathroom se free ho kar aane ke baad college ghumne lagi…ghumte ghumte vo principal office ke paas se gujri jaha principal staff teachers ke sath meeting me baithe huye the aur aaj hone wale spors par charcha kar rahe the….meeting me paanch gents aur do ladies thi…unhe dekhte hi mrinal khidki ke paas khadi ho kar gaur se dekhne lagi.

Mrinal (mann me)—matlab yaha bhi fuck chal raha hai…lagta hai ki ye paanch purush mil kar inn do aurat ke sath sambhog karne wale hain…tabhi yaha akele ek kamre me darwaja band kar ke baithe hain….inn logo ko jara bhi sharam nahi hai, vidya ke iss mandir me aise ghranit karya karte huye…abhi maza chakhati hu inko…

Bas phir kya tha, mrinal ne darwaje par ek laat mari jisse darwaja toot kar bikhar gaya…darwaja toot kar girne ki awaz se sabhi chounk kar udhar dekhne lage magar jab tak unhe kuch samajh me aa pata tab tak mrinal unn par toot padi…aur sab ko utha utha kar vahi principal room me hi patakne lagi.

Mrinal—haan to tum logo ka fuck chal raha hai yaha..na..tadaaakkkkk….tadakkkkk

Jo bhi vaha se bhagne ki koshish karta, mrinal turant usko pakad ke andar khich leti aur phir se pitayi shuru kar deti….tabhi mrinal ki nazar principal ke ganje sir par chali gayi…to usne jor se ek thappad uske takle par jama diya.

Mrinal—chattttt

Principal—aaaaaaaaaa

Mrinal—hihihi..ye to bajta hai….chatttt…chatttt….chattttt

Mrinal ko principal ka takla bajane me maza aane laga to uska dhyan bakiyo ki taraf se hat kar kewal principal ke takle sir ka tabla bajane me hi kendrit ho gaya…mouka dekh kar vo sabhi khoon se lathpath haalat me kisi tarah langdate huye vaha se bhag nikle….lekin principal bechara phans gaya.

Vahi college ke store room me kuch ladke ek ladki ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the aur ladki unke hath jod rahi thi..magar unke upar uss ladki ke rone aur anunay vinay karne ka koi asar nahi ho raha tha….ki tabhi….

“Agar apni zindagi chahte ho to ladki ko chhod do.” Kisi ki bhari awaz vaha goonji.

Ek ladka—koun hai be tu..? chal bhag yaha se….

Aur bhi uss aakasmik aagantuk shakhs ne jo kaha usko sunte hi unn ladko ka sharir darr aur khauf se thar thara utha.

"Y.....A.....M.....R.....A.....J"

 
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Vahi college ke store room me kuch ladke ek ladki ke sath jabardasti karne ki koshish kar rahe the aur ladki unke hath jod rahi thi..magar unke upar uss ladki ke rone aur anunay vinay karne ka koi asar nahi ho raha tha….ki tabhi….

“Agar apni zindagi chahte ho to ladki ko chhod do.” Kisi ki bhari awaz vaha goonji.

Ek ladka—koun hai be tu..? chal bhag yaha se….

Aur bhi uss aakasmik aagantuk shakhs ne jo kaha usko sunte hi unn ladko ka sharir darr aur khauf se thar thara utha.

"Y.....A.....M.....R.....A.....J"

Ab aage.....

Unn ladko ne jo ki kul teen hi the, Yamraj ka naam sunte hi turant uss ladki ko chhod diya...ladki tezi se vaha se bhagne ko huyi ..magar vo ladka jo shayad inka leader tha vah aage badh kar phir se ladki ka hath pakad liya.

Leader—Sali, tu kya samajhti hai ki tujhe main aise hi jane dunga..

Ladki—chhod do mujhe..

Ek ladka—bhai...ladki ko chhod do warna vo yamraj...

Leader—arey koun sa yamraj aur kaha ka yamraj…? Hath aayi cheez ko chhodna meri aadat nahi… abe vo yamraj, himmat hai to samne aa, phir tujhe batata hu…ki yamraj koun hai..

Aur phir agle hi pal jo hua, jo ki unki kalpana se bhi pare tha, bilkul hi avishwasniya…usko dekh kar uski rooh kaamp gayi…achanak hi uske ek sathi ko kisi ne jamin se upar ki taraf khich liya..sab ne chounk kar upar dekha to unka poora sharir khauf se bhar gaya. Kamre ke ceiling par koi shakhs chhipkali ki tarah ulta chipka hua tha…usne apne ek hath se uske sathi ki gardan pakad rakhi thi.

Phir sab ke samne dekhte hi dekhte vo jhamm se niche kud gaya aur jisko pakad rakha tha, uss ladke ki gardan me apne bade bade nakhun ghusa kar uski gardan ko jism se ukhad liya..aur hasne laga..badi bhayanak hasiii…halanki uska chehra nazar nahi aa raha tha kyon ki vah charo taraf se ghane lambe baalo se dhaka hua tha…sharir ekdam kala…koyle se bhi adhik kala tha, jo ki use aur bhyanak bana raha tha…itne me hi nahi ruka vah balki sharir se dhad vilag ho chuke uss bejaan jism ke dono pairo ko pakad kar beech me se cheer diya…..vo leader ladka aur uska bacha hua sathi ye vibhats ghatna dekh kar dahshat me aa gaye aur thar thar kampne lage…poore farsh par khoon hi khoon phail gaya…vo ladki to jor se cheekh kar vahi behosh ho gayi.

Leader (darte huye)—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Abhi abhi to tune kaha tha ki mere samne aaoooo….to dekh main aa gaya YAMRAJ tere samne…ab bata kya batana chahta tha tu mujhe…hahahaha” uss bhayanak shakal wale daityakar shakhs ne haste huye kaha.

Leader ladka aur uska sathi apni jaan bachane ke liye darr karr darwaje ki taraf bhage kintu tabhi yamraj ne hth badha kar dono ko khich liya apne paas….iske room me sirf dardnak cheekhe hi goonjne lagi..aur phir unka bhi vahi hashra hua jo ab tak bakiyo ka hota aaya hai….

Yamraj—hahaha….Jante sabhi hain mgar phir bhi manta koi nahi.....

"Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak"

Idhar principal room se nikal kar vo teachers ground me aa kar jor jor se chillane lage ki raj ko bulao... unke chillane ki awaz sun kar hum bhi chounk gaye.

Divya—ye shor kaisa hai…?

Raj—pata nahi..aao dekhte hain…

Hum sabhi ground me aa gaye…jaha kafi bheed jama ho chuki thi…maine sab ko ek taraf kar ke unke paas pahuch gaya.to unhe aisi haalat me dekh hairan to hona hi tha…puchne par unhone sari ghatna batayi…maine payal didi ko doctor ko phone karne ka bol kar tezi se principal room ki taraf dauda…jaha mrinal abhi bhi principal ke bina baal ke ganje sar ko tabla ki tarah bajaye ja rahi thi…principal ke kapde tak kayi jagah se phat gaye the…

Mrinal—chattt…..chatttt….hihihihi…mast dholak ki tarah baj raha hai…chatttt

Maine daud kar mrinal ko pakad liya aur principal ko chhudaya…jaise hi maine mrinal ko pakada vaise hi principal turant vaha se uth kar itni tezi se room ki taraf bhaga jaise ki usne sakshat mout ko apne samne dekh liya ho…

Mrinal—kya raj..tumne use bhaga diya…kitna achcha maza aa raha tha uska takla bajane me…hihihihi…ab main kiska takla bajaungi…..? ye balatkari, ek kaam kar..tu takla ho ja…phir main kewal tera takla bajaya karungi…

Veer (mann me)—badi khatarnak ladki hai ye to…ye bach kar rahna padega…kya pata, kahi mouka dekh kar mera hi balatkar na kar de kabhi ye…iska koi bharosa bhi to nahi hai, dimag se paidal hai poori..

Priyadarshini—mrinal..kyo mara tumne unn logo ko... ?

Mrinal—tum janti nahi ho sakhi.. ! vo log na vo ganda kaam karne ki yojna bana rahe the..achcha hua ki sahi samay par main yaha aa gayi aur unki yojna ko nakam kar diya...aur hihihihi...takla bajane me to bahut maza aaya..

Raj—tumhe kaise malum ki vo ganda kaam karne ke baare me soch rahe the... ?

Mrinal—ye lo ab kar lo baat..! tumne hi to bataya ki mujhe ki fuck ka matlab vo ganda kaam karna hota hai..yaha sabko ek kamre me darwaja band kar ke baithe dekha to main turant samajh gayi ki ye log fuck karne ki yojna bana rahe hain…phir kya tha, maine ek laat maar ke darwaja tod diya aur hihihihihi…khoob tabla bajaya maine…ye balatkari, tu aaj aaj hi takla ho jana, samajh gaye na..

Mrinal ki baat sun kar sabne apna sir pakad liya…sab ki samajh me aa gaya ki mrinal ko kuch samjhana bhi bekar hi hai..hum vaha se nikal kar bahar aa hi rahe the ki tabhi kisi ke cheekhne ki awaze sunayi dene lagi…awaz college building ke piche side bane store room se aa rahi thi…to hum sabhi udhar hi chale gaye..sath me aur bhi kayi students aur college staff bhi vaha aa gaye..

Store room pahuchte hi sab ki ankhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi..vaha ka nazara dekh kar…vaha teen logo ke sir alag pade huye the.. aur baki ki body do do tukdo me cheeri phadi idhar udhar padi thi…poore kamre me taza khoon bikhara phaila hua tha….samne ki deewar par khoon se yamraj ka takiya kalaam dialogue likha hua tha.

Sab ke rongte hi khade ho gaye…college staff ne police ko phone kar diya..yamraj ka naam aur uska dialogue dekh kar sabhi ke dilo me darr aur khauf ki sihran daud gaye..sabhi darwaje se thoda hi andar tak gaye the kyon ki aage khoon hi khoon bikhara hua tha.

Ek teacher—ye to home minister sir ka bhatija sharad hai..aur baki dono sar uske dosto ke hain…lekin in sabki body koun si hai..? ye teeno hi hamare college me nahi padhte hain…inka bhi aaj match tha cricket ka…

Ek student—sir, lagta hai ki udhar kone me table ke niche koi ladki bhi padi huyi hai…

Ye sun kar main savdhani se store room me rakhe samaano ke upar se hote huye uss ladki tak pahucha..vah behosh thi..usko utha kar bahar le aaya aur veer pani le aaya to uske chehre par chhidak diya…pani chehre par padte hi vo hosh me aate huye jor jor se chillane lagi…

Ladki (chillate huye)—nahiiii….bachaaaoooo..

Raj—daro nahi..

Veer—lagta hai ki phir behosh ho gayi ye…?

Divya—ye to principal sir ki beti barkha hai..mere hi section me hai ye…

Thodi hi der me police aur doctor bhi aa gaye...uss ladki ke sath unn teacher’s ko hospital bhej diya gaya...college me huyi teen teen logo ki hatya vo bhi state ke home minister ke bhatije ki, ne sansani phaila di...jiske chalte baki ke hone wale sports program cancle kar diye gaye..

Sports cancle ho jane se hum bhi vapis ghar lout aaye…sabne pucha to unhe vajah bata di..fresh hone ke baad hum lunch ke liye baith gaye..maine vidya aur nani ko bhi lunch karaya.

Raj—maa maine socha hai ki kyo na hum sabhi kahi ghumne chale..

Mamta—teri jaisi ichcha beta..lekin maine jo kaam karne ko kaha tha, vo to kar lo..

Raj—vo to ho chuka hai maa..hum..ussi mangal grah me rahenge....lekin maa, vaha hum ghum kar aane ke baad jayenge… (mann me)..sorry maa, ab hum rajgarh me rahenge...mujhe sab ko shrap mukt karna hi hoga..

Mamta—theek hai beta.

Kajal—lekin kaha ghumne jana ka socha hai... ?

Meera—kahi phir se mangal grah hi to nahi le jane wala... ?

Raj—nahi bua..ab ki baar kuch aur hi jagah sochi hai maine...

Ruchi—kaha betu... ?

Raj—agar abhi bata diya didi to surprise ka maza hi khatam ho jayega…

Chandni—wow..! aaj main bhi pahli bar ghumne jaungi.

Chanchal—aur main bhi..

Divya—kab jana hai…?

Raj—kal chalenge…

Neha—lekin vidya didi maa ji ka kya karenge..? vo to yaha akeli rah jayengi..

Payal (gussa dikhate huye)—karna kya hai chachi, unko sath le ja kar…main aaj raat me hi dono ki gardan apni kulhadi se kaat deti hu…aap sab bhale hi unhe maaf kar do, lekin main kabhi nahi karungi…main ye kabhi nahi bhool sakti ki unhone mere raj ko maarne ki koshish ki hai…koshish kya..ek ne to khanjar tak mara hai meri nanhi si jaan mere raj ke seene me..main kabhi maaf nahi karungi…

Payal didi ki baat se sabhi sakte me aa gaye...vo sab abhi bhi vidya mousi aur nani ki haliya haalat ke liye payal didi ko hi jimmedar samajh rahe the…unhe payal didi ka gussa bhali bhanti pata tha ki vah mujhe nuksan pahuchane wale ko gusse me kuch bhi kar sakti hain, yaha tak ki vo usko jaan se bhi maar sakti hain….Maine payal didi ko gussa hote dekh unhe pakad kar apne seene se chipka liya…mere seene se lagte hi unka gussa bhi shant ho gaya.

Lunch karne ke baad sabhi araam karne lage aur main diksha ke room me chala gaya uski haalat dekhne…uska dard ab pahle se theek tha lekin ab bhi vah langdate huye hi chal rahi thi..mujhe dekhte hi sharma kar apna sir takiye me chhupa liya.

Maine usko pakad kar sidha kiya aur uski ankho me dekhne laga…diksha ne ankhe band kar li apni…maine jhuk kar uske hotho ko chum liya to vah mujhse jor se lipat gayi.

Diksha—

"Teri Chahat Ke Bina Meri,

Ibadat Poori Nahi Hoti Hai,

Tum Zindagi Ho Meri, Tum Bin,

Meri Zindagi Poori Nahi Hoti Hai.."

Raj—ab dard kaisa hai…?

Diksha—pahle jitna nahi hai...lekin thoda thoda abhi pain hota hai chalne me....I love you, bhaiya

Raj—to kya kahti ho,..ho jaye ek round aur... ?

Diksha (sharmate huye)—abhi sab log jaag rahe hain…raat me kar lena aap bhaiya..

Raj—theek hai to phir raat me mera intazar karna..so mat jana…vaise piche ke baare me kya khyal hai tumhara..?

Diksha (na samajhte huye)—piche matlab…?

Raj—(diksha ki gaand ko dabate huye)—iske baare me…?

Diksha (sharam se)—aahhh…pahle aage ka dard to khatam ho jane do bhaiya..phir apni bahan ki le lena aap piche se bhi.. aaj aage se hi le lena..

Raj—ok…

Main uske hotho ko chumte huye diksha ki chuchiyo ko dhire dhire dabata raha..phir usko raat ke liye ready rahne ka bol kar meera bua ke room me chala gaya, jaha ka to nazara hi alag tha…dekhte hi dil baag baag ho gaya.

Udhar home minister iss ghatna se bhoukhala gaya...usne police ko jald se jald katil ko pakadne ke liye kaha aur phir kisi se milne chala gaya apni personal gadi me…vo ek sunsan jagah par bane ek bunglow me enter ho kar gadi park ki.

Andar ja kar vah hall me rakhe sofa par baith gaya…kuch samay intazar karne ke pashchat kisi ki awaz sun kar vah khada hua aur aane wale shakhs ke pairo me gir gaya.

“Aawa ho home manister…kaisan ho…bahut din baad dikhayi diye…apni maiya ke bhosda me phir se ghus gaye the ka…?” Hall me aate huye shakhs ne kaha.

Home minister (pairo me girte huye)—sarkar..! aaj uss harami yamraj ne mere bhatije ko bhi maar diya…pahle mera beta tarun aur ab bhatija…ab to apka hi sahara hai…police ke bas ka nahi hai ki vo yamraj ko pakad sake…

Abhi andar aane wala shakhs aur koi nahi balki TBM hai jiske pairo me home minister gir kar gid gida raha tha…usne home minister ko sofa par baithne ko kaha lekin vo niche hi baitha raha.

Tbm—tu to poora ka poora budbak hai re home manister…

Hariya—hihihihi…bilkul sahi kaha malik aapne…

Tbm—aapan yi daant mat nikal…hariya tu to sasura sabse bada budbak hai…

Home minister—ab aap hi kuch kijiye uss yamraj ka…main usko tadap tadap kar marte dekhna chahta hu…

Tbm—tum sahi kahat ho home manister…tohaar pulice vu yamraj ka kabhu naahi pakad sakat hai…arey pakda to vokha jaat hai joun admi hoye, lekin sasur ka joun admi hoye na kari, to vokha kaisan pakad sakat hain yi pulice wala kutta log…?

Home minister (shocked)—kyaaa…vo insaan nahi hai….?

Tbm—tu aapan dimag na lagawa..voh tohre paas hai hi naahi….sasura tohre samajh ma abhu tak naahi aawa ki kouno insaan kohu ka aisan maar sakat hai ka…? Par tum chinta na kara…tum araam se ghar ja ke aapan biwi ke upar chadh ke vokhar khoob pelayi kara…ab yi yamraj ka kaam ham dekhta hu…bas hamaar hissa time ma hamre paas pahuch ja chahi hamre paas…

Home minister—apka hissa aapke paas pahuch jayega sarkar….mujhe to bas vo yamraj ki mout chahiye..kisi bhi kimat par…

Tbm—tabhin to hum kahat hu ki tum bhisdi ka budbak ho…arey yi paisa ka hum ka karunga…yi hamre paas bahut hai…

Home minister—to aap hi bataiye ki aap ko kya chahiye..?

Tbm—Puchhat to aisan ho jaise hi hamre kahat ke sath hi vardan de doge ki evmastu…tumhar ladka tarun ki dushmani vo raj ke sath tha…tum vokhre ghar ki kouno loundiya ko pakad ke hamre paas lana hoga.. tabhin hum yamraj ko pakadunga..hamka vu sasura raj ke ghar ki loundiya chahiye..

Home minister—lekin ye kaam to aap khud hi badi asaani se karwa sakte hain phir…?

Tbm (jor se)—bhosdi ke..tu aam kha guthli na gin, samjha…hum kar sakta hu ki naahi, vo alag baat hai…tumka jitna kaha hai utna kar..

Home minister—theek hai…jaisa aap kahe sarkar…main aaj hi uss raj ke ghar ki kisi ladki ko uthwa leta hu..

Itna kah kar home minister vaha se nikal gaya…gadi chalate huye raste me achanak uski nazar car me lage side mirror ki taraf gayi to usne jo dekha usko dekhte hi uske paro talo jamin hi khisak gayi…uski car me koi bada hi bhayanak aur darawana admi baitha hua tha, piche ki seat par…usne jor se brake lagakar car rok di.

Home Minister—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Y…..A…..M…..R…..A…..J”

Yamraj ka naam sunte hi uski ankho ke samne uske dwara ki gayi sabhi hatyayo ka bhayanak drishya ubhar aaya, jis bhayanak aur nirdayta se vah logo ko maarta hai…phir use TBM ki kahi huyi vo baat dhyan aayi ki ‘Yamraj to insaan hai hi nahi’…ye sab dhyan me aate hi uske poore sharir me darr aur khauf ki ek tez lahar daud gayi.

Usne jaldi se car ka darwaja khola aur tezi se beech road me daudne laga…poora sharir uska kewal kuch hi seconds me pasine se lathpath ho gaya tha…usko aise bhagte dekh kar yamraj jor jor se thahaka maar kar hasne laga.

Yamraj (haste huye)—hahahahaha…..bhag raha hai kaayar….bhag, aur tez bhag…apni mout se koi kaha tak bhag sakta hai…akhir

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”

Vahi dev lok me devraj sabhi devtao se devarshi narad ji ki kahi huyi baat par mantrana karne ke tatpashchat apne mahal me lout aaye…jaha unka putra kafi kroadh me idhar udhar tahal raha tha…

 
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5th Janam ki prem kahani...

Jitu—phir bhi sakhiyo ke sath lout kar jate huye usne kayi kayi bahane se apni bhavna ashat prakat kar hi di thi… pag do pag chal kar hi bina karan vah thithak gayi ki uske pair me kaanta lag gaya hai, uska dupatta ped ki shakha me uljha nahi tha phir bhi use chhudati vah meri oar muh kiye kuch pal ruki rahi…

Aryan—kuch ishara to usne tumhe de hi diya…lagta hai ki behad rangeen ashram hai yeh…

Vahi dusri taraf divya vatika se loutne ke baad kahi khoyi huyi thi ki tabhi priyamvada ne aa kar usko awaz di magar uska dhyan to kahi aur hi uljha hua tha…akhir me priyamvada ne uske upar pani daal kar hasne lagi tab ja kar usko kuch hosh aaya…

Divya (naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar masumiyat se )—Maar Dalungi

Ab aage…..

Priyamvada—maar dalna….lekin ye batao ki tumhara dhyan kidhar hai….? Kis ke khyalo me khoyi huyi ho…?

Divya—kahi bhi to nahi…..vaise tune pani kyo dala mere upar….aur kab aayi tu..?

Priyamvada—mujhe to aaye huye aaj unnis baras ho gaye hain…lekin tumhe pata kaise chalega, tum to uss ajnabi ke khyalo me doobi huyi jo ho..?

Divya—maine teri umra nahi puchi hai, samjhi....aur main kisi ajnabi ke baare me nahi soch rahi thi....apne jaisi mujhe bhi samajh liya hai kya... ?

Priyamvada—haaye..ye kah kar tune mera mann halka kar diya..

Divya—kya matlab…?

Priyamvada—mera uss par dil aa gaya hai…kitna sundar au sajila naujawan mard hai…main kal hi usse apne dil ki baat kah dungi.. balki main to usko apna ye dil hi usko khol kar dikha dungi..

Divya (gussa hote huye)—tu aisa kuch bhi nahi karegi..samajh gayi..

Priyamvada—kyo nahi kar sakti..? main to aisa hi karungi…balki maine to soch liya hai ab ki kal hi usko apna ye youvan soump dungi….jisse vo sirf mera ho jaye…

Divya (gusse me naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar)—maar dalungi ….agar tumne kuch aisa kiya bhi to..

Priyamvada—ab tumhe isme kya pareshani hai…? Tumhe to vah pasand hi nahi hai na…?

Divya (gussa dikhate huye)—dekh priyamvada, main na iss vishay me tumse koi baat hi nahi karna chahti..

Priyamvada—mat kar…main to ja rahi hu usse milne…abhi kuch der pahle hi maine usko vatika me ghumte dekha hai..isliye to maa se tumhare paas aane ka bahana kar ke yaha aa gayi…ab main chali usse milne…

Divya (tension me)—chali jana, main nahi rokungi tujhe…..main thoda pani le aau tab tak tu yaha baith…

Priyamvada—jaldi aana..

Divya—bas abhi aayi...

Divya vaha se nikal kar sarpat vatika ki taraf daud laga di...uss bechari ko kya malum tha ki priyamvada ne to usse jhuth hi kaha tha...vah to sirf divya ke maze le rahi thi...lekin divya ne uski baato ko sach samajh kar pareshan hote huye pani ka bahana kar vatika me aa gayi.

Jaldi jaldi chalne se uski saanse bhi bhari ho gayi thi...lekin use inn sab ki kaha parwah thi... ? vah to khud hi uss ajnabi urf jitu se milne ke liye vyakul thi aur uske hi baare me soch rahi thi...

Vatika pahuch kar vah har taraf jitu ko dekhne lagi magar vo hota vaha tab to dikhayi deta usko...kafi der tak dekhne ke baad divya nirash ho kar vapis dhire kadmo se lout aayi...priyamvada tab tak vaha se ja chuki thi...gusse me vah sidhe uski kutiya me chali gayi...jaha uski mulaqat uski maa se huyi.

P’ maa—aao divya beti... ?

Divya (gusse me)—chachi, priyamvada kaha hai…?

P’maa—kya baat hai..usne aaj phir tumhe pareshan kiya kya... ?

Divya—aap bas itna bata do ki vah kaha hai... ?

P’maa—vo to tumse hi milne gayi thi...baitho aati hogi...

Divya paas me rakhe bistar par baith gayi…ek to jitu se na mil pane ki vajah se uska dil vaise hi vyakul tha dusra priyamvada ke jhuth se uske mann me priyamvada ke liye gussa umad raha tha.

Divya (naak ke niche ungli ghuma kar, mann me)—aane do usko aaj….maar dalungi..

Idhar main apne dost aryan ke sath nadi kinare baith kar divya ke vishay me hi baate kar raha tha…mera mann me usse milne ke liye adhir aur vyakul ho raha tha…kuch der baithne ke baad hum dono vapis apne shiwir me lout aaye.

Aryan—tumne kaha ki iss ashram ke andar kayi rishi muniyo ke pariwar rahte hain…vaha jungle bhi hai..vatika bhi hai…lekin ye kaise sambhav hai…? Ye ashram se dekho bahut hi chhota dikhta hai…mere khyal se iss ashram me ek admi ke rahne layak bhi paryapt jagah nahi hogi…?

Jitu—main bhi iss baat se hairan hu dost…ye ashram bahar se bahut chhota dikhayi deta hai kintu vastav me aisa hai nahi… bahut hi bada koi rahasya chhupa hua hai iss ashram me…jise shayad sirf kanva rishi hi jante honge..

Aryan—pata nahi..lekin mujhe to ab bhi vishwash nahi hota..

Jitu—aryan, tumhe ashram ke andar jane par hi vishwash ayega….kuch bahana soch jisse ki ashram me jaya ja sake..

Aryan—tum yuvraj ho, bhala tumhe ashram me jane ke liye kya bahana chahiye…?

Jitu—yuvraj hone se kya hota hai…?

Aryan—ashram me ja kar unn tapaswiyo se kaho ki vah tumhe apni fasal ka chhatha bhaag de..

Jitu—aryan tum na pagal ho…rishi muni mujhe fasal ka ek aur hi chhatha bhaag dete hain kar ke roop me, jiska mulya heere jawahraat se bhi badh kar hai.

Aryan—vo kaise.... ?

Jitu—dekho aryan, chaar varno ke log raja ko jo kar dete hain, vah nashwar hai….kewal tapaswi hi use apne tap ka chhathe bhaag ke roop me anashwar kar diya karte hain.

Aryan—wah.. ! tab to tumhari manokamna poori ho gayi.

Main abhi aryan se aage kuch puchta ki tabhi ek sainik andar aa kar jhuk ke mujhe pranam kiya…to maine uska abhivadan swikar karte huye uske andar aane ki vajah puchi.

Jitu—kaho sainik…kya baat hai…?

Sainik—yuvraj ki jai ho…do sadhu aapse milne aaye hain..

Jitu—sadhu..! theek hai unhe aadar sahit andar le aao..

Sainik—jaisi apki aagya.yuvraj.

Sainik vaha se chala gaya aur kuch samay pashchat phir se unn do sadhuo ke sath andar aaya...maine apne aasan se uth kar dono sadhuo ko pranam kiya aur unhe aasan par bithaya.

Ek sadhu—yuvraj, tumhara sharir itna diptimaan hai phir bhi isme kitni vishwashniyta hai...ya phir rishi tulya yuvraj ke yah anurup hi hai.

Jitu—yah to apka badappan hai munivar..

Dusra sadhu—rishi hi hai yah bhi..kewal iske naam ke sath yuvraj shabd atirikt juda hua hai….sarv bhogya ashram me iska bhi avaas hai…raksha yog se pratidin tap ka sanchay yah bhi karta hai aur iss sanyami ke adhisthan me bhi chaarno ke dwandwa geet akash ki simao ko chhute hain.

Pahla sadhu—to iska matlab ki yahi hai saajan…?

Dusra sadhu—haan, yahi hai saajan.

Pahla sadhu—tab to nishchit hi main bhi aaj dhanya hua saajan aap ke darshano se…devtao ko asuro ke sath yuddh me kewal do par hi bharosa rahta hai..ek to indra ke vajra ka aur dusre saajan ke khiche huye dhanush ka…

Dusra sadhu—tumhari hamesha vijay ho, saajan.

Main unn sadhuo ke shree mukh se apne liye saajan shabd ka sambodhan sunkar chounk gaya….sath me aryan bhi hairan hua mere liye saajan shabd ke sambodhan se…

Jitu (chounk kar, mann me)—ye log mujhe saajan kyo kah rahe hain…? Vo sapne me aane wali sundar ladki bhi mujhe saajan kahti hai….koun hai ye saajan…? Uska mujhse kya sambandh hai…? Kyo na inn sadhuo se hi puch liya jaye…? Haan, yahi theek rahega.

Jitu—mera naam to jitendra singh hai..jise log prem se jitu kahte hain…phir aapne mujhe saajan kyo kaha…?

 
UPDATE- 272

Home Minister—kkkkkk…koun ho tum….?

“Y…..A…..M…..R…..A…..J”

Yamraj ka naam sunte hi uski ankho ke samne uske dwara ki gayi sabhi hatyayo ka bhayanak drishya ubhar aaya, jis bhayanak aur nirdayta se vah logo ko maarta hai…phir use TBM ki kahi huyi vo baat dhyan aayi ki ‘Yamraj to insaan hai hi nahi’…ye sab dhyan me aate hi uske poore sharir me darr aur khauf ki ek tez lahar daud gayi.

Usne jaldi se car ka darwaja khola aur tezi se beech road me daudne laga…poora sharir uska kewal kuch hi seconds me pasine se lathpath ho gaya tha…usko aise bhagte dekh kar yamraj jor jor se thahaka maar kar hasne laga.

Yamraj (haste huye)—hahahahaha…..bhag raha hai kaayar….bhag, aur tez bhag…apni mout se koi kaha tak bhag sakta hai…akhir

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”

Ab aage.....

Home minister bachaooo...bachaooo chillate huye beech road par dauda ja raha tha...saanse uski phool gayi thi bhagre bhagte.. pairo ne dum tod diya tha….usne piche palat kar dekha ki kahi yamraj uske paas me to nahi hai…jab door door tak yamraj ki parchhayi bhi nazar nahi aayi to vah kuch der sustane ke liye sadak ke kinare lage ek ped ke niche baith kar jor jor se haanfne laga….home minister bechara mushkil se ek minute bhi nahi baith paya tha ki tabhi kisi ki awaz se vah chounk gaya…aur dhadkane kam hone ki jagah aur bhi tez ho gayi.

“Bas itne me hi thak gaye, aur nahi bhagoge…..?”

Home minister chounk kar apne charo taraf dekhne laga lekin koi dikhayi nahi diya...to uski nazar akasmaat hi upar ki taraf mud gayi..aur jo uski ankho ne dekha to uske baad vah turant vaha se uth kar daud laga diya theek vaise hi jaise ki billi ko dekhte hi chuha daud laga deta hai.

Home minister (bhagte huye mann me)—hey bhagwan.. ! ye yamraj itna jaldi kaha se aa gaya aur ped par bhi chadh gaya…lagta hai ki ye sach me insaan nahi hai…ab kya karu..kaha jau…? Ye to mera picha hi nahi chhod raha hai….ab to meri bhagne ki bhi himmat nahi hai…

Uski saanse bahut tez gati se chal rahi thi…gala sookh gaya tha....ek ek kadam badi kathinayi se uth rahe the…aur antatah uske pairo ne jawab de diya aur vah kisi se takra kar dhadam se niche gir pada….jor jor se haanfte huye jab usne samne dekha to vaha yamraj ko haste huye khada paya….darr aur khauf se uski dhadkan hi band hone ko ho gayi.

Yamraj—hahahahahaha…aur nahi bhagega…? Chal uth bhaag na…bhaaaggggg….lekin bhagne se pahle mera chehra to ek baar dekh le…shayad mujhe pahchan jaye…..hihihihihihi

Yamraj ne apne sir ke baalo ko jo ki jamin tak latak rahe the aur jinki vajah se uska chehra dikhayi nahi pad raha tha, unko apne dono hatho se agal bagal kiya to chehra dekhte hi yamraj ki ghigghi bandh gayi….sharir me bahta khoon thanda ho kar jam sa gaya….rakta sanchar hona band sa ho gaya….uske antar mann me darr aur khauf iss kadar haavi ho gaya ki uske seene me aseem dard ki tez lahar uthne lagi…..aur vo dard me jor jor se apna seena pakad kar cheekhne laga.

Home minister (cheekhte huye)—nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aur iske sath hi home minister ko heart attack aa gaya….kuch der vah zindagi aur maut ke beech dard se tadapta raha aur phir ekdam se shant ho gaya…..uski hriday gati hi ruk gayi.

Uske marte hi yamraj ne apne bade bade nakhuno wale hath uske seene me ghusa diye aur uska dil bahar nikal liya….phir uske lahoo se jamin par likh diya …..

“Mout Se Bhi Bhala Koi Bacha Hai Aaj Tak.”

Vahi dev lok me devraj sabhi devtao se devarshi narad ji ki kahi huyi baat par mantrana karne ke tatpashchat apne mahal me lout aaye…jaha unka putra kafi kroadh me idhar udhar tahal raha tha…

Devraj—kya baat hai putra...tum itne vichlit vichlit se kyo ghum rahe ho.... ?

Malay (kroadhit)—Pita sri, mere vichlit hone ka kaaran hai, apki putri aur meri bahan rajkumari priyadarshini...

Devraj (hairan)—priyadarshini... ! kya hua hai hamari putri ko.... ?

Malay—apki putri ko prem rog ho gaya hai…

Devraj—prem rog..!

Malay—ha pita sri, prem rog se grasit ho chuki hai hamari priyadarshini….aur pata bhi hai kis se prem karti hai vah…? Dharti lok ke ek tutchh manav se…..

Devraj (chilla kar)—malayyyyy

Malay—mere upar chillane se kya labh hoga pita shri…..yahi satya hai….main khud abhi abhi usko dharti lok me kisi ladke ki baaho me dekh kar aa raha hu…aap yaha uske swayamvar ki taiyariya kar rahe hain aur vah dharti lok me uss manav ladke ke prem jaal ke pralobhan me phans kar apki aur poore dev lok ki izzat ko mitti me mila rahi hai….

Devraj—Jab tum vaha gaye hi the to priyadarshini ko dev lok le kar kyo nahi aaye….?

Malay—maine usko apne sath aane ko kaha kintu usne ye kah kar mere sath aane se mana kar diya ki vo baad me ayegi….

Devraj—tumne priyadarshini ko uske hone wale swayamvar ki jankari di….?

Malay—Ji Pita shri…ye janne ke pashchat bhi usne mana kar diya…aur yaha tak kaha ki vo uss manav ladke ke atirikt kisi aur se kadaapi vivah nahi karegi…

Devraj (gusse me)—to uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko jabardasti le aana chahiye tha tumhe…

Malay—maine ye bhi koshish ki thi kintu….

Devraj (kroadhit)—kintu aur parantu ki bhasa me baat mat karo….sidhe sidhe batao ki tum uss ladke ko maar kar priyadarshini ko kyo nahi laaye….?

Malay—asal me uss ladka kuch mayavi vidya janta hai….maine uss ladko ko maarne ke liye uske upar apni shaktiyo se prahar bhi kiya kintu…

Devraj (jor se)-phir kintu….

Malay—kshama kare pita shri....meri kisi bhi shakti ka prahar uss ladke ko tanik bhi nuksaan nahi pahucha saka...aur mujhe usse parajit ho kar dev lok loutna pad gaya...

Devraj (hairan, chakit)—kyaaa....ek tutchh manav ne tumhe parajit kar diya, tumhare paas itni shaktiya hone ke bavjud bhi... ? asambhav hai ye...bilkul namumkin....aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? ek manav me utna saamarthya kaise ho sakta hai ki vo kisi devta ki shaktiyo ko chunouti de sake.... ?

Malay—yahi satya hai pita shri...

Devraj (gusse me)—agar yah satya hai to main uss ladke sahit uske poore pariwar ko yatna aur dukho ke aise bhayavah gart me dubo dunga ki vo aur uske samast pariwar tadap tadap kar marr jayenge….uss ladke ko apni iss gustakhi ka bahut bhayankar parinam bhogna padega ab…

Devraj itna kah kar gusse me mahal se bahar nikal gaye….udhar dharti lok me main diksha ke room se nikal kar jaise hi meera bua ke room me pahucha to vah naha kar bathroom se ek towel lapete huye nikal rahi thi…jo ki unke ghutno ke upar tak hi tha….unhe iss haalat me dekhte hi dil khush ho gaya….unki aadhe se jyada chuchiya to bahar nikli huyi thi aur gori chikni maansal jaanghe unke thoda sa jhukne par hi nazar aa gayi.

Raj(siti baja kar)—wow..! bua darling….kya mast figure paya hai aapne…beautiful & sexy.

Meera (ankhe dikhate huye)—besharam, apni bua ko hi line maar raha hai…kya zamana aa gaya hai…ab to jawan to jawan meri jaisi buddhi aurato ki izzat bhi surakshit nahi hai yaha…

Raj—koun kahta hai ki aap buddhi ho….? Mujhe to har angal se ekdam jawan aur rapchik maal lag rahi ho bua.

Meera—mere pyare bhatije..! main tujhe kis angal se jawan lag rahi hu…? 35 ke upar age ho gayi hai meri ab..samjhe bachchu..

Raj—yahi umra me to asli jawani aati hai bua…

Meera—achcha, tujhe bahut knowledge hai ladkiyo aur aurato ki jawani ke baare me to batata kyo nahi ki kis angal se tujhe main jawan aur sexy dikh rahi hu…?

Raj—bata to du bua par kahi aap bura maan gayi to….?

Meera—teri kisi baat ka maine kabhi bura mana hai aaj tak... ? chal ab bata bhi de na...

Raj—kaha se batana shuru karu, bua.. ?...upar se ya niche se..... ? aage se ya phir piche se... ?

Meera—teri jaha se bhi ichcha ho, vahi se bata de... ?

Raj—mujhe na.... batane me bahut sharam aa rahi hai bua...

Meera—nalayak.. ! apni bua ko sexy aur jawan kahne me to sharam nahi aa rahi thi...ab bada sharam wala ban gaya...

Raj—theek hai bua…ab aap itna press kar rahi ho to bata deta hu himmat kar ke…

Meera (ghur kar)—haannnnn….maine kab press kiya tujhe…? Rahne de koi jarurat nahi kuch bhi batane ki….

Raj—aisa kaise ho sakta hai... ? aap meri bua ho...aapki baat to maanni hi padegi na ab mujhe...to ab bata hi deta hu...

Meera (mushkura kar)—nautanki...

Raj—ye jo aapki ankhe hain na bua....

Meera—kya hua meri ankho ko.... ?

Raj—hua to kuch bhi nahi bua …mujhe na apki ankho me apna chehra nazar aata hai…

Meera—to chehra nazar aane se main jawan aur sexy ho gayi…?

Raj—ufff..batane to do pahle bua…

Meera—theek hai, bata…

Raj—bua, apki jo ye ankhe hain na bahut hi khubsurat hain…neeli neeli jheel jaisi gahri inn ankho me doob jane ko jee chahta hai…

Meera—aur….?

Raj—aapke jo ye gaal hain na….bilkul ruyi ki tarah mulayam aur chikne hain…dil karta hai ki…

Meera—kya dil karta hai….?

Raj—mera dil karta hai ki….lalima liye huye aapke in sundar gore chikne gulabi gaalo ko chum lu…

Meera—aur…?

Raj—aapke jo ye hoth hain…ekdam lal lal shahad se bhare huye pyale ki tarah hain jinme shahad bhara hua hai…inhe dekh kar dil karta hai ki….

Meera (madhosh hote huye)—kya dil karta hai ..tera mere ye hoth dekh kar….?

Raj (bua ke hotho par ungli ghumate huye)—mera dil karta hai ki main aap ke inn hotho ka sara shahad chus chus kar pi jau…

Meera (ankhe band kar ke madhoshi me)—aur…?

 
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