Garam Kahani - PYAAR KI BHOOKH

Update - 390

Ab Aage........

SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR....LAST NIGHT.......

Yaha najam puri nangi ho kar sharabi ke liye peg bana rahi thi....aur saamne baitha sharabi najam ke maadak ango ko badi siddat se ghoor raha tha......

Najam- lijiye...aapka peg....

Sharabi- kya tum nhi logi.....

Najam- aaj nhi.....kyoki aaj to main aapke milne ki khushi me hu....aaj mujhe iski jaroorat nhi....

Sharaani(pag le kar)- hmm...waise tumhe dekh kar koi nhi bol sakta ki tum ek bacche ki maa bhi ho....aur kai saalon se tarah-tarah ke mardo ko jhel rahi ho....hai na....

Najam- aap meri tareef kar rahe hai ya fir mujhe tana maar rahe hai.....

Sharaabi - maine to bas sach bola....baki tumhari marji...tum jo chaho....wahi samjh lo....

Najam- waise mujhe isse koi fark nhi padta...fir bhi....mere jishm ki tareef sun kar mujhe khushi hi hoti hai...waise aapne bhi to kai aourton ko nanga kiya hai.....to kya aapko kahi aisa jishm mila.....

Sharaabi- ab ye to kaam khatm kar ke hi bata sakta hu.....

Aur shraabi ne peg gatak kar glass najam ko de diya.....

Najam- ek aur.....

Sharaabi- haa...par is baar main tumhe apni god me baitha kar pina chahuga....wo bhi tumhare hatho se.....

Najam(muskura kar)- meri khushnaseebi hogi......

Ye bol kar najam sharaabi ki god me apni miti gaand pasaar kar baith gai aur apne hatho se use peg pilane lagi....

Sharabi ne bhi ghooth maar kar apne hath ka sikanja najam ki kamar par kas liya aur uske chikne badan ko sahlane laga....

Sharaabi- aah....waise chhu kar bhi tumhara jishm utna purana nhi lagta....aisa lagta hai ki mano jawaab hi ho.....

Najam- chalo chhu kar to accha laga....mujhe laga tha ki sun kar hi nafrat karne lage.....

Sharabi(kamar kas kar)- are nafrat to hum karte hi nhi....tum to acchi tarah se janti ho na...ki aourat ka jishm meri kamjori hai.....

Najam- hmm..bahut acche se janti hu....

Sharaabi(ghoont maar kar)- aah....to ab der karna sahi nhi hoga na.....

Najam- sahi kaha....ab jaam hatho se nhi....balki hontho se pilane ka waqt aa gaya hai....

Ye bol kar najam ne glass table par rakha aur apne honth sharaabi ke hontho se chipa diye.....aur sharabi ne bhi najam ko baahon me kas kar joor se hoth choosna suru kar diya.....

Sharaabi- aaauuummm...uuummm...uuummm...uummm..aahh...tumhare andar masti to bahut hai....aaauuummm.....uuummmm...

Sharabi najam ko jooron se choos raha tha aur uske hath najam ki gaand par sarsara rahe the.....

Sharaabi- aaahh...tumhari gaand to...wah.....ise agar nhi choda to kya choda.....aauummm..uuummm...

Najam- uuummhh.....aahh.......to der kyo jar rahe ho....gaand aapki kidmat me haajir hai......chahe to faad kar rakh do....

Sharabi- haa....faduga.....chal suru hoja.....mard ko taiyaar karna to aata hi hoga na.....

Najam(muskura kar)- is kaam me to meri mastari hai....

Aur fir najam ghutno par aai aur shraabi ki pent se lund aazaad kar ke hilane lagi....

Sharabi(shirt nikaal kar)- yu hilane se kaam nhi banega.....

Najam- janti hu....main to bas dekh rahi thi....ki jiske deedaar ke liye meri saari umar beet gai.....wo dikhta kaisa hai....

Sharabi- ab dekh liya ho to kuch kaam bji kar lo....dekhne se maza nhi milta....janti hai na....

Najam(muskura kar)- hmm...ab maza to main le kar hi rahoogi....aaauuuummm.....

Aur najam ne turant aadha lund muh me gataka aur choosne lagi......jisse sharabi ke chehre par khushi umad aai.....

Sharabi- aaahh...tu to sach me master hai....lund choos kar hi haal behaal kar diya hai....to teri gaand kya qahar dhaygi...aahh....pura kha le saali....

Najam ne turant pura lund gale me utara aur puri speed se chusaai suru kar di....

Thodi der tak lund chusane ke baad sharabi ne najam ki wahi sofe par litaya aur uski choot maarni suru kar di....

Thodi hi der me najam ki masti bhari siskiyan pure room me shor machane lagi.....aur najam ne pahli baar sharabi ke lund ko apni choot ke pani se sarabor kar diya.....

Sharaabi- aaahhh...maza aa gaya.....ab chal...teti gaand ki gahraai bhi naap lu....

Aur sharabi ne najam ko baalo se pakda aur bed par le ja kar patak diya....

Aur kuch hi palo me use kutiya bana kar uski gaand marne laga......

Najam- aaaahhh....kitne hi lund is gaand ko cheer chuke hai....par aapka lund lena...uuumm....aaj to gaand bhi muskura rahi hai....

Sharaabi(man me)- janta hu teri khushi ki wajah.....par afsoos....ye khushi jyada der tak nhi rahne wali...

Najam- aaahh....puri taaqat se chhodo....faad dalo...aaahhh..

Sharaabi- souk se.....ye le saali....

Aur sharabi ne najam ki kamar pakad kar joordaar gaand chudaai suru kar di......

Aur fir raat bgar.....jab tak dono thak kar choor nhi ho gaye....tab tak najam ki chudaai ki aawaaje room me goojti hi rahi.......



HOTEL DILKAS ME.......NEXT DAY.......

DJ jabse ankut aur alka se mil kar aaya tha.....tabse wo kisi soch me pad gaya tha.....saayad uske dimaag me kuch tha...jo wo samjh kar bhi nhi samjh pa raha tha......

Aur isi paresaani me wo peg lagane laga....ki tabhi uska phon baja....aur screen dekhte hi uske paresaan chehre par muskaan khil gai.....kyoki call karne wali uski wife thi......

( Call Par )

DJ - kya baat hai meri jaan....tumhe door rah kar bhi pata chal jata hai ki mujhe tumhari jaroorat hai.....

Aourat- matlab.....kya tumhe koi paresaani hai....

DJ - aaa....bilkul nhi...aur agar thi bhi to tumhara call aate hi bhaag gai....bolo....sab theek hai na....

Aourat- waise to sab theek hai....par wo ladka......(chup ho gai )

DJ(beech me)- kya kiya usne...kya koi gadbad ki....

Aourat- are nhi...gadbad to abhi tak koi bhi nhi ki....

DJ- hmm...waise wo gadbad karega bhi nhi....bahut sikha-padha kar bheja hai use.....kyoki wo hi hai...jo hume aasaani se khazana dila sakta hai....

Aourat- accha......par aisa kyo....matlab ki agar use badal de to....

DJ (hairani se)- badal de...kyo...kuch hua kya.....kya usne kuch.....

Aourat(beech me)- nhi...bas puch rahi hu....

DJ - ohh....to suno...use badalna aasaan nhi hoga...kyoki ek to use badi muskil se ankit ki tarah banaya.....aur dusra ye...ki ab agar use badalna chaahe bhi...to ye mumkin nhi hoga...kyoki ankit to bas kuch dino ka mehmaan hai....aur wo us haalat me bhi nhi ki use dekh kar koi uski nakal kar paaye...samjhi....

Aourat- par uski haalat to kuch din me theek bhi ho jaygi na.....fir to use dekh kar uski tarah bana ja sakta hai na....

DJ - are nhi...tumhe andaja bhi nhi ki tum bol kya rahi ho...are...agar ankit puri tarah theek ho gaya na...to mere aadmiyon ko chutkiyon me masal kar nikal lega...aur agar use tod-taad kar, kaid me bhi rakha...to uski nakal kar ke koi fayda nhi hone wala...kyoki hume uski body chahiye....wo bhi bilkul sahi haalat me....

Aourat- body chahiye...par kyo....uski body ka khajane se kya lena-dena.....

DJ- are...tumhe maine ab tak bataya nhi...par ab batata hu....asal me us khajane ka ek darwaja tab khulega....jab uske rakshak ke khoon ko us darwaje par bahaya jaaye....aur usme bhi ek shart hai....us rakshak ke khoon ko puri tarah sahi-salamat hona chahiye.....

Aourat- kya bol rahe ho...tum aaj ke zamaane me bhi aisi baaton par bharosha karte ho....huh....aisa kuh nhi hota...waise tumse ye kisne bol diya.....

DJ(gusse se)- mere baap ne....aur wo galat nhi bolta.....uski har ek baat pakki hai....aur suno...ye khajana aaj se kai peediyon pahle chhupaya gaya tha.....aur us waqt is tarah ki aasmaani taaqte aur jadu-tona aam baat thi...samjhi....

Aourat- fir bhi...mujhe yakeen nhi....

DJ - tum mano ya na mano...par wo ladka hi hume khajane tak pahucha payga....kyoki wo alka ki aoulaad hai...aur alka hi us khajane ki aakhiri rakshak thi....isliye usko aakhiri darwaje tak sahi salamat le jana hoga....samjhi....

Aourat- theek hai....par tum kisi dusre ladke ko ankit to bana sakte ho na....waise bhi mask banana to humare liye aasaan hi hai....

DJ - are...tum samjhti kyo nhi...sirf mask se kuch nhi hota...hume ankit ki tarah dikhne wala bhi chahiye...jo usi ki kad-kathi ka ho....nhi to 2 minute me pakda jayga....aur agar aisa hua to bahut gadbad ho sakti hai.....ho sakta hai koi police me chala jaaye...aur tum janti hi ho ki police agar is maamle me aa gai..to aafat ho jaygi...kyoki ankit ke link se wo alok tak bhi ja sakte hai....aur alok mar chuka hai....to kahi uski mout ka police ko pata chala...to fir kya hoga..janti ho na...are pura police department koond padega....aur hum itne kareeb aa kar bhi khali hath rah jayge.....samjhi....

Aourat(man me)- waise baat to sahi hai...agar police aa gai to bahut kuch ho sakta hai....wo to baal ki khaal nikalte hai....akash, ankit, alok, alka....sabki jaanch hogi...aur main bhi fas...nhi-nhi....police tak ye maamla nhi aana chahiye....

DJ - kya sochne lagi....samjh nhi aaya kya...aur jara ye to batao ki tumhe us ladke se kya paresaani hai....haa....

Aourat- huh..nhi...kuch nhi....main to bas puch rahi thi....

DJ - hmm..waise use pata hai ki tum ho koun...isliye tumhare saamne to waise bhi kutta bana rahega.....

Aourat(man me)- wo kutta nhi bana na...wo to mujhe kutiya banane par tula hai....pata nhi ab aage kya karega...

DJ- are jaan..gussa ho gai kya.....theek hai...tum kaho to hum koi aur dekh lege...bas isme thoda risk hoga...aur waqt bhi jayga....

Aourat- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi...ye theek hai....ab hum waqt nhi gawa sakte.....isse pahle ki kisi ko ankit ke nakli hone ki bhanak lage.....hume kaam nipta lena chahiye....ok

DJ - hmm...aisa hi hoga...bas thoda sa intzaar aur karo.....fir sab theek ho jayga....ok

Aourat- hmm....chalo ab main rakhti hu....saayad koi uper aa raha hai...ok...bye...

DJ - theek hai...bye....

Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki.....waise hi uske saamne parul aa gai.......

DJ- tum...tum yaha kya kar rahi ho.....

Parul(aage bad kar)- apne sawaalon ke jawaab lene aai hu....

DJ (peg banate huye)- hmm..samjh gaya....baitho....fir batata hu....

Parul- nhi...main yaha baithne nhi aai...aur na hi tumhe aiyaashi karta dekhne....mujhe jawaab chahiye....aur wo bhi isi waqt.....

Parul ki baat sun kar DJ ko gussa aa gaya aur wo peg banate-banate ruk gaya....

DJ - tum apne aapko samjhti kya ho.....kya main tumhara gulaam hu jo tumhe har sawaal ka jawaab du.....

Parul- maine aisa to kuch nhi kaha....par kya main sach bhi nhi jaan sakti...

DJ (shant ho kar)- theek hai....pucho kya puchna hai....par pahle baitb jao.....

Parul(table par baith kar)- kal raat kya hua tha.....

DJ - tujhe anu ne nhi bataya....

Parul- usne jo bola to bola....par mujhe aapse janna hai ki kal hua kya tha....

DJ - hmm..jo bhi hua...usme humara hi bhala hai.....samjhi...

Parul- wo to samjh hi gai....par mujhe wo janna hai jo mujhse chhipaya gaya hai....

DJ - tum kuch jyada hi soch rahi ho...aisa kuch bhi nhi hua....humne bas ankit ka brain wash karaya hai...jisse wo humara dushman nhi...balki dost ban jaaye....

Parul- to fir mujhe ghar ke piche kyo bheja...jabki waha to kuch bhi nhi tha.....haa....

DJ - wo to..are haa...main batana bhool gaya....asal me kya tha....humare aadmi pahle ankit ka kuch saamaan tumhe fekne wale the...par fir humne socha ki jab humne ankit ko controll kar hi liya hai to uske saamaan ki kya fikr...wo to humare hath me hi hai na....isliye wo plan cancal kar diya....

Parul(ghoor kar)- accha.....yahi baat thi....hmm...to fir mujhe bataya kyo nhi....aur ye koun se saamaan ki baat ho rahi hai....

DJ - dekho...mujhe ye to nhi pata ki wo kya saamaan hai.....par ye janta hu ki wo saamaan hi hume khajane tak pahuchayga.......aur wo us ladke ke room me bani tijori me hai....isliye humare aadmi nikaal hi nhi sake....kyoki us ladke ne bahut khatarnaak lock laga rakha hai usme....

Parul- ha...maine dekhi hai wo tijori....par ek baat samjh nhi aai...aapko kaise pata ki usi me humare kaam ka saamaan hai...

DJ - ye main tumhe batana jaroori nhi samjhta....par haa....wo saamaan lana ab tumhari hi jimmedari hai....samjhi....

Parul- agar aisi baat thi to mujhe pahle hi bol dete....is sab drame ki kya jaroorat thi...main wo pahle hi le aati....

DJ - aisa nhi hai....maine us ladke ke sath ye sab sirf uske saamaan ke liye nhi kiya....uski wajah kuch aur hai....jo tumhare samjh me baad me aaygi.....par haa....wo saamaan main jald se jald haasil karna chahta tha....isliye maine ye sab plan kiya tha.....mujhe wo saamaan bahut jaroori hai.....

Parul- agar itna hi jaroori tha to ab tak chup kyo the....mujhe bola hota to ab tak wo humare hath me hota...

DJ - ab bol raha hu na....jao...aur suru ho jao....

Parul- par ab ye muskil hoga....saayad namumkin hi ho gaya.....

DJ - kya...aisa kyo bol rahi ho...kya tere bhai ko tujh par se bharosha uth gaya kya.....

Parul - agar bhai hi badal gaya ho to bharosha kaise rahega.....

DJ - kya matlab badal gaya.......humne sirf uska brain.....

Parul(beech me)- wahi to.....aap logo ne uske dimaag ko hi badal dala...to ab use mujh par bharosha kaise rahega...haa...

DJ (peg pite huye)- aahh..baat to sahi hai tumhari....fir bhi...tum us ghar me khule aam kahi bhi ja sakti ho...to ankit ke room me jana tumhare hi bas ki baat hai....isliye karna to ye tumhe hi hoga.....

Parul- theek hai....par is kaam ke extra paise lagege....aur ek baat....anu ko is sab se door hi rakhna....

DJ(muskura kar)- tum uski fikr mat karo....ab wo door hi rahegi....

Parul- aisa hi ho to accha hoga....chalo main chalti hu....jaldi hi good news doogi....

Ye bol kar parul nikal gai aur DJ muskurane laga.....

DJ - anu to aaj hum sabse door hone wali hai....aur fir teri baari.....huh...badi aai paise maagne wali...haaatt...

Aur DJ ne ek saans me peg gatak liya aur dusra peg banane laga.....tabhi uske dimaag me kuch aaya aur wo sabkuch chhod kar waha se nikal gaya........

Wahi parul hotel se nikal kar auto me baithi aur apne mobile ko dekhte huye muskurane lagi.....

Parul(man me)- DJ......tum mujhe dhikha dene chale the na....ab dekho parul ka kamaal.....huh....



SAM HOTEL ME............

Jaise hi mujhe msg mila tha.....main seedha SAM hotel pahuch gaya....aur jaise hi room me daakhil hua to renu bhaag kar mere gale lag gai...

Renu- kya bhai.....dara hi diya....

Main(muskura kar)- oh ho....sorry di...par kya karta....ye jaroori tha....

Renu- par kyo....aakhir humara kidnap karaya kyo....

Main- bas kuch dekhna chahta tha....waise manu kaha hai..theek to hai na....

Renu- haa..par wo bhi dari hui hai......

Main- dari hui...par kyo...

Renu- are wah....beech baazaar kisi ko utha liya jaaye...to wo daregi nhi.....

Main- haa...par ab to pata chal gaya na ki kisne uthaya....

Renu- use nhi pata....wo abhi behosh hi thi....lagta hai use behoshi ki dawa jyada hi asar kar gai....

Main- oh no....to ja kar use hosh me lao na....

Manu(room me aate huye)- ab iski koi jaroorat nhi....main theek hu....aur ab dari hui bhi nhi hu....

Main(muskura jar)- chalo aa gai....to ghar jane ko ready ho....

Manu- bilkul.....

Renu- par pahle hume batao to ki ye sab kyo kiya....haa...

Main- asal me kuch log tum dono ke piche lage the...saayad tum logo ke jariye wo mujhe target karne ki soch rahe the....to maine socha ki kyo na main hu unke pahle tum dono ko utha lu....fir to unhe kuch milega hi nhi na...haa...mast idea tha na....

Renu(muh bana kar)- huh....aise raste se uthana kaha ka mast idea...hume bol nhi sakte the....

Main- are time didi time....mujhe itna time hi nhi mila....wo to mere aadmiyon ne bataya...aur naine jaldi me ye plan kar liya...bas....chalo ab sorry bol diya na....ab aaraam se ghar jao......mom ko manu ki jaroorat hogi....

Manu- ha renu....alka ki dawa ka time bhi ho raha hai....

Renu- hmm..par hum jaaye ka kya matlab...tum nhi chal rahe sath me....

Main- are nhi na....mujhe kuch kaam hai...main raat tak aata hu...aap log niklo...raat ko milte hai.....

Manu- aao renu....ab der nhi karte....chalo...

Renu- hmm..

Aur fir renu, manu ke sath nikal gai aur unke jate hi main hotel ke ek dusre room me pahuch gaya....jaha bahadur aur uski biwi menka baithi thi.....

Main- kaha hai wo....

Bahadur - yahi hai....par abhi behosh hai....

Main- usne kuch baka ki nhi....

Bahadur- ab tak to kuch khas nhi....bahut moti chamdi hai saali ki.....

Main- theek hai...main dekhta hu saali ki chamdi me kitna dam hai....gate kholo...

Fir mere kahne par bahadur ne ek secret gate khola aur hum dono ek khufiya kamre me pahuch gaye.....jaha ek aourat hatho se badhi hui khadi thi......

Main- hosh me lao saali ko....

Bahadur- ji malik...

Aur jaise hi bahadur ne uske uper pani feka...wo chounk kar chillane lagi....

Aourat- nhi....chhod do mujhe...maine kuch nhi kiya....chhod do mujhe....plz....

Main(pass ja kar)- main nhi janta ki tu koun hai....aur mujhe ye janne me intrest bhi nhi.....par haa...mujhe ye jaroor janna hai ki tu mere pariwar ka bura karne kyo aai thi.....samjhi.....chal bol.....

Aourat- mmm..maine kuch nhi kiya...sach me....main...main to bas....main to bbbb.....

Aur wo aourat fir se behosh ho gai.....

Main- ye kya...ye fir se....aise kaise behosh ho gai saali....iski to main...

Ye bol kar maine uske baal pakde hi the ki bahadur ne mujhe rok diya.....

Bahadur- nhi malik.....maariye mat.....

Main- kyo na maaru.....saali ne....

Bahadur(beech me)- saayad dawa ka asar jyada ho gaya hai...aap thoda waqt dijiye....jaldi hi hosh me aa jaygi.....aise maarne se kahi mar na jaaye...

Main- marti hai to marne de.....

Bahadur- nhi malik....iska muh khulna jaroori hai...nhi to ye raaj hi rah jayga ki ye hai koun...aur yaha tak pahuchi kaise.....

Main- ye to main samjh gaya ki ye yaha pahuchi kaise....par ye janna bhi jaroori hai ki ye koun.....aur ye sab karne ke piche iski wajah kya thi....tum ise hosh me lao aur pucho....bolti hai to theek...warna main khud hi muh khulwa luga...aur agli baar agar ye chup rahi....to hamesha ke liye chup kara duga....haatt...

Aur main gusse se uska sir jhatak kar waha se nikal aaya aur dusre kaam par nikal gaya......



HOTEL DILKAS ME..........

Room me DJ kafi der se kisi gahri soch me dooba tha....aur usi tention ki wajah se wo kafi sharaab bhi pi chuka tha.....tabhi uska bhai room me aaya....wo bhi kuch paresaan dikh raha tha.......

Mainti- bhai....kya hua...sab theek to hai na....

DJ - huh...haa....par tu kaise.....kuch kaam tha kya.....

Mantri- nhi bhai.....wo bas milne aa gaya......

DJ - koi tention hai kya.....tera chehra.....

Mantri(has kar)- nhi to...par aapko kya hua.....itni shraab pi li....kuch hua kya....

DJ - pata nhi...par kuch to galat hua hai....mujhe kuch theek nhi lag raha....kuch ajeeb lag raha hai....

Mantri(baith kar)- ajeeb...matlab....waise kis baare me......

DJ - wahi ladka...aur kiske baare me sochta hu aaj-kal......

Mantri- par wo to humare kabje me hai...aur uski jagah humara aadmi...ab kya paresaani hai....

DJ - chhote....tu to janta hi hai ki meri aatma hamesha mujhe aagaah karti hai...ki jahi kuch galat hai...ua hone wala hai....

Mantri- haa..ye to aapko vardaan mila hua hai...aapko kai baar aapki aatna ne bachaya bhi hai...

Main- wahi to....wahi mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aaj meri aatma kyo bechain hai.....aakhir kis liye mujhe aagaah kar rahi hai....

Mantri- bhai...aap shant dimaag se sochiye....saayad aapko yaad aa jaaye...aap ek kaam karo....aap aankhe band kar ke wo yaad karo...jo aapne haal hi me kiya ya kaha ho....saayad koi baat ban jaaye.....

DJ - sahi bol raha hai chhote...tu ek tagda peg bana.....fir dimaag doudega.....

DJ ke kahte hi mantri ne ek hard peg banaya aur use ek hi saans me dakaar kar DJ aankhe band kar ke soch me doob gaya......

Kareeb 10-15 minute baad achanak se DJ ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo jhatke ke sath khada ho gaya.....

Mantri- kya hua bhai...kuch yaad aaya....

DJ (gusse se)- haa....chal mere sath...jaldi........

Mantri- par aap ja kaha rahe ho......

DJ- tu chal na....raste me batauga.....

Ye bol kar DJ ne covered se gun nikali aur mantruli ke sath nikal gaya.......

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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR........

Akash ready ho kar najam ke room tak aaya...aur andar se aati aawaaje sun kar bapis chala gaya....aur ankit ko call lagaya.....

(Call Par)

Main(car chalate huye)- hello....koun.....

Akash- meri aawaaj bhi bhool gaye kya......

Main(chounk kar)- dad....aap...ruko....

Aur maine car dide par laga di....

Main- dad....aapne call kyo kiya...maine bola tha na...

Akash(beech me)- tu meri baat sun.....

Main- ji..ji dad.....

Akash- ye tune is aourat ko kyo bhej diya...

Main- aourat..koun...wo najam kya....

Akash- ha wahi....use kyo bheja....aur kya bol kar bheja tha....ki wo khush ho jaygi....haa....

Main- par use DJ ne bheja dad....aur anu ko nikalne ke liye uska jana jaroori tha....

Akash- par anu to yaha bhi safe thi na.....fir kya jarooorat thi....aur wo chhod.....tune use ye kyo bola ki uska sapna pura ho jayga....tujhe pata hai wo jabse aai hai tabse hi...tujhe kya bolu main...

Main- dad....aapko gussa kis baat ki hai....use jo sochna ho soche....aap to kuch kar nhi rahe na....haa...

Akash- par naam to mera hi ho raha na....wo to yahi soch rahi hai ki wo mere sath hi.....tu samjhta kyo nhi...maine teri maa ko vaada kiya tha ki main kisi dusri aourat ko dekhuga bhi nhi...aur ye najam to mera naam hi legi na...tab kya hoga....mera naam to gaya na....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga dad....aur agar usne aapke naam par kuch karne ki kosis bhi ki na....to uski garden meri mutthi me hai.....pata yo hai aapko...ab aap shant ho jaiye....wo apne hi side hai....

Akash- nhi beta....meri jindagi ja tajurba uski aankho me gaddari dekh chuka hai....wo bharoshe ke layak nahi.....

Main- agar aisa hai to wo pachhtaygi....aap mujh par bharosha rakho.....

Akash- wo to hai....aur bahut jyada hai.....accha ye chhod....ye bata ki teri maa kaisi hai.....uski asliyar pata chali....

Main- nhi....par jaldi hi chal jaygi....

Akash- beta....us bahrupiya ko chhodna mat....usne alka ki jagah le kar bahut badi galti ki hai..use dardnaak mout dena......

Main(man me)- sorry dad...main aapko ye nhi bata sakta ki asli maa bhi jinda hai...aur mere paas hai....kyoki agar ye aapko bata diya to aap rukege nhi...aur sara khel bigad jayga....

Akash- kya hua....chup kyo ho gaya....

Main- kuch nhi dad....aap jaisa chahte ho waisa hi hoga......bas abhi aap aaraam se raho...

Akash- ok.....aur haa...is najam par najar rakhna.....

Main- ok dad....

Akash- theek hai....khyaal rakhna....chal bye....

Main- bye dad....

Akash ne call cut ke ek baar najam ke room par najar dali aur sir hilate huye nikal gaya....

Aur wahi room ke andar shraabi aur najam jhad kar ek-dusre ki baahon me pade huye the.....

Sharaabi(kapde pahan kar)- ab tu fresh ho ja....main baad me aata hu.....fir naste ke baad....tu samjh gai na....chal ready ho ja.....

Ye bol kar sharaabi room se nikal gaya....aur najam use jate dekhte huye soch me pad gai....

Najam(man me)- bas DJ ne apna kaam kar diya ho to sahi....warna agar akash ko mere yaha aane ki wajah pata chali....to ye baap-bete meri maa chod dege.....pata nhi is kameene DJ ke liye aur kitni gaand marani hogi...aahhh...waise maza to bahut aaya....uumm...chalo ready ho jati hu....sala fir se thokega......

Ye sochte huye najam fresh ho kar nahane lagi....ki tabhi use halka dard hua aur wo kuch hi seconds me farsh par gir gai.....

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RIYA KE GHAR..........

Jaise hi main riya ke ghar pahucha to mujhe samjh aa gaya ki waha ka mahoul bahut hi garam hai.....

Main- kya hua riya....yaha sab chup-chup kyo hai.....

Riya(dheere se)- wo sanju ne apne aapko room me band kar liya hai....aur aunty ki ek baat tak sunne ko taiyaar nhi hai....

Main(rajni ko dekh kar)- kya hua aunty....aap apne hi bete ko nhi sambhal saki....

Rajni(gusse se)- ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai.....tumne hi use aisa bana diya..,.

Main(muskura kar)- are yaar....ye sanju bhi na....hamesha dimaag ko chhod kar dil se kaam leta hai.....oye sanju...bahar nikal....

Sanju(andar se)- pahle is aourat ko yaha se dafa karo.....aur pahle mujhe ye bata ki ise yaha bheja kyo....kya tu bhool gaya ki ye kya hai....

Main(joor se)- tu pahle baahar aa.....fir batata hu ki ye bala hai....chal nikal....

Sanju(gate khol kar)- nhi....pahle ise bhaga yaha se.....

Main(gusse se)- ye kahi nhi jane wali...aur tu yaha aa....aur chupchap meri baat sun....

Sanju- par ye....

Main(beech me)- bas...bas 1 baar....fir chahe to khud inhe dhakke maar kar nikaal dena....samjha....

Sanju(gusse se)- theek hai....chal bol...

Main- tujhe kus baat ki gussa hai be....aur kis se hai....tu bhool gaya kya ki jise tu bgagane ko bol raha hai wo koun hai....wo teti mom hai saale.....janta hai na....

Sanju(muh bana kar)- mom....haa..huh..aisi aourat ka beta hone se accha hota ki main anaath...

Main- (gusse se)- chup kar...bilkul chup...anaath..haa....abe saale tu jo soch raha gai wo sarasar galat hai.....samjha...

Sanju- nhi samjha...aur samjhna bhi nhi....aur tu iski tarfdaari kyo kar raha gai be.....kya tu bhool gaya ki isne tere khilaaf kya-kya kukarm kiye...haa..sab bhool gaya.....???

Main- nhi....main kuch nhi bhoola...par wo meri baat hai....use chhod...kyoki main bhi purani baaten chhod chuka....tu bata...tere sath kya kar diya....

Sanju- kya kiya...ye tu puch raha hai...are yahi hai wo jisne mujhe ye bol kar ghar se nikala tha ki wo uska ghar hai.....mera nhi...ab tu hi bata...jo aourat apne sage bete se ye bol sakti hai ki uske ghar par uske bete ka haq nhi.....us aourat ko kya bolu....kya wo maa kahlane ke laayak hai....haa...ab bol....chup kyo hai...bol na....

Main- bolta hu...aur tu kaan khol kar sun....aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikaal kar kuch bura nhi kiya...balki teri jaan bachai hai.....

Sanju(hairani se)- kya..jaan bachai....

Main- haa....aur unhe aisa karne ke liye maine hi bola tha.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- tune....tune bola.....wo bhi is se....aur ye maan gai...haa....kuch bhi...haatt...

Main- kuch bhi nhi...sach...sach bol raha hu...dekh....tujhe puri baaat pata nhi...bas isi wajah se tere dil me nafrat ghar kar gai....

Sanju- matlab.....tu...tu saaf-saaf batayga....

Main- haa...par tu beech me mat bolna....puri baat sun...ok

Sanju- hmm...tu bol....

Main- to sun fir.....dekh...ye to tu janta hi hai ki rajni aunty ne mere khilaaf bhi kadam utha liya tha...khas kar meri mout ki khabgar ke baad.....

Aur haa...jab main jinda bapis aaya....tab bhi ye apni harqaton se baaj nhi aai thi...inke dil me mere dad ke liye betahasa nafrat thi....

Par jab maine inhe djarmesh ki mout ki asli wajah batai....tab ye toot gai....aur apne kiye ke liye apne aapko kasoorbaar thahrane lagi....

Uper se inhe is baat ka gum bhi tha ki inki hi wajah se inki beti nhi rahi....isliye ye apni jaan tak dene wali thi.....par sirf tere liye....matlab apne ikloute bete ke liye ye jinda rahi....

Aunty ko apni galti ka ahsaas to ho gaya tha....par usse pahle hi wo najam ke sath aa chuki thi....aur unki paresani ye thi ki wo najam ke changul se kaise bache......

Dusri taraf aunty mere liye bhi kuch karna chahti thi...taki jo galtiyan unhone anjaane me kar di thi...unka paschataap kar sake....

Tab mere hi kahne par inhone najam ka sath dena jari rakha...aur uski chaheti ban kar uska hukum manti rahi....

Aur wahi mere kahne par tu bhi najam ke sath mil gaya tha....aur alok sir bhi...

Fir mujhe khabar mili ki najam ne tere ghar me camere aur microphones fit karaye hai....aur uski najar tum logo par...khas kar tum par bani hi rahti hai....

Aur mujhe dar tha ki kabhi tu nashe me ya josh me aa kar kuch aisa na bol de...jisse najam ko shaq ho jaaye...islite mere kahne par hi aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikala tha....aur riya tujhe lene pahuchi thi....samjhe.....

Sanju(hairani se)- to kya mom tumhare sath thi....

Main- haa....aur yahi hai wo jinki wajah se mujhe pata chala tha ki alok ko badal diya gaya hai aur asli alok khatre me hai....

Sanju- par mujhe ye sab kyo nhi bataya....

Main- kyoki tu josh me aa kar dil se sochta gai....dimaag se nhi...aur na chahre huye bhi khud ko paresaani me daal leta hai....

Sanju- maine aisa kab kiya.....

Main- kab kiya....haa...tina ka case bhool gaya.....haa....tab kya hua tha....bina 1 baar baat kiye hi apne dil me mere khilaaf nafrat bhar li..aur mujhe maarne tak taiyaar ho gaya....sala maar bhi dala....haa...

Sanju- wo...main...sorry na....main bahak...

Main(beech me)- mujhe nhi...aunty ko sorry bol.....kitna dukh diya tune unhe....are sagi maa hai teri....unke dil par kya beeti hogi jab tu unhe dafa kar e ko bol raha tha.....

Sanju- ha bhai....galti to hui hai...bahut badi galti...mom...i m sorry...

Ye bol kar sanju , rajni aunty ki taraf bgaga aur unke seene se chipak gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte dono maa-bete ki aankho se aanshu chhalak uthe...

Sanju rote huye aunty ko sorry bol raha tha aur aunty uska sir sahlate huye use rok rahi thi....

Maa- bete ka milan dekh jar meri aankhe bhi nam hone lagi...aur riya to sisakne hi lagi.....

Main(riya ka kandha sahla kar)- riya.....i m sorry...meri wajah se tumhari mom...

Riya(beech me)- nhi....sorry nhi...wo usi laayak thi....main to khushi se ro rahi hu...finally aunty ko apna beta mil hi gaya...

Main- hmm...agar tu kahe to aunty ko unki bahu se bhi milwa du....

Riya(sakpaka kar)- kya....bahu...matlab...

Main- ab mujhse bhi naatak.....mujhe pata hai ki tu aur sanju.....

Riya(beech me)- aisa kuch nhi hai.....wo to bas ..hum dono...bas dost hai....

Main- dost...haa...theek hai....to main dusri ladki dekh leta hu....

Roya- kya....par kyo.....uski saadi ki itni jaldi kyo....

Main- is se tujhe kya....mere dimaag me hai ek ladki....ruko...bula hi leta hu...

Ye bol kar maine jeb se phon nikala aur riya ko dekh kar hasne laga.....

Main- are muh to dekho tumhara.....oh ho...kya yaar...

Riya(gusse se)- hamesha mazaak...main baat hi nhi karti...

Ye bol jar riya jane lagi to maine usko pakad kar uske kandhe me hath daal diya....aur riya apne aapko chhudane lagi....

Sanju(riya ko dekhte hi )- oye...use to chhod de bhai...

Main- ohh....milan ho gaya....theek hai..le sambhal ise....

Ye bol kar maine riya ko sanju ki taraf dhakel diya aur wo sanju ki baahon me pahuch gai....

Main- aunty.....ye lo...bete ke sath bahu bhi mil gai.....ab khush to ho...

Rajni- ha beta...ab to bahut khush hu...bahut jyada....

Main- hmm....par abhi khushiya baki hai....jara dil ko sambhalna....kahi dhadkan na bad jaaye.....

Rajni- acccha....chalo batao...ab bhi kuch baki hai....

Main- ha...kyo nhi....ek minute....

Main bol hi raha tha ki mere phon par ek msg aaya....aur use dekhte hi main paresaan ho gaya.....

Main- aunty....baki baad me.....abhi mujhe jana hoga....

Sanju- kya hua...koi tention....ruk main bhi aata hu....

Main- nhi....tu wahi kar jo bola tha...main sambhal luga....baad me milte hai...

Aur maine bhaag kar bahar aaya aur car ko full speed me douda diya.......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......

Ghar ke baahar tej aati hui car jabarjast break maar kar ruki to andar baitha rony chounk kar baahar aane laga....

Tabhi usne saamne se DJ aur mantri ko aate dekha...to rony aur jyada chounk gaya.....

Rony(man me)- ye dono fir se....ab kua ho gaya.....

DJ(gusse se)- kaha gaya wo ladka.....

Rony- wo..wo andar room me.....par hua kya....

DJ - chup rah.....

Aur DJ gusse se fanfanata hua room ki taraf bad gaya....par room par tala dekh kar bhoukhla gaya.....

DJ - ye tala kiun maara be....

Rony(paas aa kar)- mm..maine sir....wo surksha ke liye....

DJ - jaldi khol....sala.....mujhe chutiya banayege....kusi ko nhi chhoduga...bas ek baar confirm ho gaya na....to sabko maar duga....jaldi khol saale....

Rony- jjj..ji sir...bas....wo chaabi same hai na to...

DJ (joor se)- bakwas nhi....tala khol.....jaldi....

Rony(man me)- lagta gai ise shaq ho gaya hai ki andar nakli aadmi hai.....ab kya karu....agar ise sach pata chala to...anu, parul, aur main...nhi-nhi.....aisa...

DJ - khol na saale.....

Rony- ji sir...khul gaya...

Aur tala khulte hi DJ ne ek joordaar kick maar kar gate khola aur saamne badhe ankit ke paas ja kar uski shirt pakdi aur ek hi jhatke me faad dali.....

Aur jaise hi shirt fat kar alag hui to DJ ki aankhe badi ho gai....

Mantri- bhai....dekho..wo......wo nhi hai....

DJ - main dekh raha hu......

Rony(man me)- ab to bure fase.......


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Ab Aage.........

SANJU KE GHAR PAR.......

Jab sonu aur pappu, dhyaanchand, sarojini, chunni , munni(megha) , raksha aur anu ko le kar nikle to aage jate hi unki cars ke piche 2 cars lag gai....

Sonu(drive karte huye)- pappu ji.....mujhe aisa kyo lag raha hai ki ye piche chal rahi cars humara pichha kar rahi hai.....

Pappu(pichhe dekh kar)- tum ye kaise bol sakte ho......ho sakta hai ki inhe bhi isi raste jana ho.....

Sonu- ho sakta hai....chalo check kar lete hai....aap dusri car ko tej chalne ko bolo....

Aur ye bol kar sonu ne car ki speed bada di...aur dusri car bhi teji se chal padi....

Par tabhi un cars ke piche lagi dono cars bhi speed se aage badne lagi.....

Sonu- ab kya kahte ho pappu ji....

Pappu - tum sahi the...ye saale humare hi pichhe hai....par ye log hai koun....

Sonu- aur koun ho sakte hai....hoge usi kameene DJ ke aadmi.....

Pappu - par use kaise pata chala ki hum kaha hai.....

Pappu ke aisa bolte hi car me tej hasi goojne lagi....wo thi dhyanchand ki hasi.....

Pappu- tu has kyo raha hai...kya ye sab tera kaam hai.....

Sonu- kya yaar....aap ab bhi puch hi rahe hai....ye jaroor is kameene ka kaam hoga....

Pappu- lagta hai isne koi camera aur mike chhipa rakha hai...tabhi to DJ ko pata chala....

Sonu- are nhi...aap bhool gaye kya....humne ise nanga kar ke talaashi li thi....iske paas kuch nhi.....

Pappu- to fir ye saala has kyo raha hai....kuch to jaroor hai iske paas...bol saale....kya chhipaya hai tune....

Dhyaanchand- pappu babu...tum aaj bhi bewakoof hi ho...hahaha....are wo kadka sach bol raha hai.....maine kuch nhi chhupya hai.....

Pappu(gusse se)- to fir use pata kaise chala.....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mera bete ka dimaag bada tej hai babu....wo kab kya kar deta hai.....tum ye soch bhi nhi sakte....samjhe....

Pappu- bhaad me jaay tu aur tera beta...huh...

Dhyaanchand- nhi babu....ab bhaad me to tum sab jaoge.....thoda intzaar karo.....mere bete ke aadmi tum sabki kabre yahi khod dalege......sab ke sab maroge....samjhe....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ko gussa aa gaya aur usne lagbhag adhmare pade dhyanchand ko ek joordaar muqqa maar diya....aur wahi sonu ne car ki speed aur jyada bada di....

Kuch hi der me charon cars basti se baahar khuli sadak par doudne lagi....

Tabhi picha karne wali cars ne speed badai.......par sonu ne badi chalaki se unko aage jane se rok diya.....

Thodi der tak cars ki aage nikalne ki kasmakas chalti rahi....pichha karne wale car ko aage badate aur sono car ghumate huye unko aage badne se rok deta....

Jab picha karne wale naakaam rahe to unhone gun nikaal li....

Sonu(mirror me dekhte hi)- sab jhuk jao...abhi...

Sonu ke kahte hi sab sheet ki aad le kar jhuk gaye....aur wahi piche se goliyan chalne lagi.....

Ye sab dekh jar raksga ne ghabra kar ek call jar diya......

Pappu- sonu.....tej bhaga na...

Sonu- are main tej hi bgaga raha hu...par wo bhi puri speed se bad raha hai....

Pappu - to ab kya kare.....

Sonu- nhi pata....bas bhagna hi padega.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne excelator par pair dawaya hi tha ki tabhi car ladkhadane lagi.......

Pappu- ye...ye kya kiya.....

Sonu(car sambhalte hute)- maine nhi...un kameeno ne....inki...to....

Pappu(aage dekhte hute)- sambhal ke sonu....

Sonu- kosis kar raha hu....

Sonu jaise-taise car sambhal raha tha...par car ka ek tayer goli lagne se fat chuka tha.....

Isi wajah se car sadak par ragad maarte hute road se utar gai aur finally ek ped se takra kar ruk gai....

Pappu- aahh...kya kiya tune....

Sonu- maine...maine kya kiya...dekh nahi rahe ki tayre me goli lagi hai....main kya karta....

Pappu- ab kya kare....wo log aa hi rahe hai....

Dhyanchand- ab tum log kuch nhi kar sakte.....haha..hahahah...hagahahaha....

Sonu(gusse se)- galatfahmi hai teri.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne gun nikali aur dhyaanchand ki kanpati par laga kar car se nikal gaya.....

Sonu- pappu ji....aap chunni ko phon kar do ki wo log ruke na.....hum jaldi hi milege....

Pappu- hmm..(aur call lagane laga )

Yaha dushmano ki ek car chunni ki car ke piche lagi hui thi...aur dusri car se kuch aadmi nikal kar sonu ke saamne khade the....

Aadmi- car me jo bhi hai...sabko bahar nikalo....

Sonu- unki chhodo....tum pahle meri baat suno....dekho....apne hathyaar rakho aur nikal lo yaha se....kyoki ab hum tumgari car se hi aage jayge.....

Aadmi- accha....hmm....idea accha hai.....par aisa kuch nhi hone wala.....asal me hum pahle tum sabko marege aur fir dhyanchand ko le kar yaha se jayge...aur tab tak humare sathi dusri car ke logo ko bhi nipta chuke hoge....

Sonu(muskura kar)- dekh....agar aisa kuch socha bhi na.....to sabse pahle ye buddha marega....aur ye mar gaya to...jante ho na....ye koun hai....tere boss ka baap...haa...

Aadmi(dusre aadmi se)- call kar....

Sonu- ha call kar.....aur bata use ki uska baap meri gun ke nisane par hai.....agar ek bhi galat harqat hui na...to iske bheje ka kachoomar ban jayga....

Aadmi(call par)- ji boss...ok boss....jaisa aap kahe....

Sonu- kya bola usne.....haa...chalo ab niklo...

Aadmi(call cut jar ke)- aisa bilkul nhi hoga....

Aur us aadmi ne gun taan kar fire kar diya....aur sonu ne badi furti se dhyaanchand ko apne saamne kar diya...jisse golu seedhe dhyaanchand ke seene me ja dhasi....

Sonu- ye..ye kya kiya...dekh saale....gaya tere boss ja baap...ab kya karega....kya bolega use...

Aadmi- boss ne hi bola hai....buddha marta hai to mare...par tum me se koi jinda nhi rahna chahiye.....

Aadmi ki baat sun kar sonu aur pappu to hairaan huye hi....par sabse jyada hairaan tha dhyaanchand.....jo abhi goli lagne se tadap raha tha.....

Dhyaanchand- aahh..kya...kya mere bete ne....aahh..usne mujge maarne ko....

Aadmi(beech me)- ha...unhe ab tumhari koi jaroorat nhi.......

Ye sunte hi dhyanchand ekdam sunn pad gaya....wo ektak un aadmiyon ko dekhne laga aur fir uski aankhon se aanshu jhalak pade....

Dhyaanchand- mere bete ne aisa bola...use.....use meri jaroorat nhi.....aahh...main to...main soch bhi nhi sakta tha....aaahhh...

Sonu- dekh liya tune.....aur tu aise kameene ke liye saalon se kameenapan kar raha tha...ab dekh....teri jaroorat khatm hui aur tujhe maarne ko bol diya....

Dhyaanchand sonu ki baat sun kar khamosh raha aur sir jhuka kar rone laga....

Aadmi- chalo ab alvida kahne ka waqt aa gaya.....aur suruwat is buddhe se hi hogi.....

Tabhi ek car sansanati hui aai aur break lagte hi ek goli chali....aur wo aadmi dher ho gaya....

Ye dekh kar baki ke aadmiyon ne bhi car ki taraf gun taani....par wo kuch kar pate...isse pahle hi car ki taraf se dusri goli chali aur dusra aadmi dher ho gaya....

Aur yaha mouka pakar sonu ne bhi jaldi se 2 goli chala di aur baki ke 2 aadmi bhi dher ho gaye.....

Pappu- ye car me koun hai....

Sonu- kya pata....bahar nikle to pata chale.....

Ye bol kar sonu aur pappu car ki taraf dekhne lage.....is beech raksha bhi car se nikal aai aur muskurate huye sonu ke baju me khadi ho gai....

Sonu- tum..tum muskura kyo rahi ho.....kya tum janti ho ki ye koun hai....

Raksha- jante to aap bhi hai....khud dekh lo....

Tabhi car ka gate khula aur ek ladka baahar aaya....jise dekh kar sabke chehre par hairani ke bhaav aa gaye.....

Raksha- ye kaise....maine to....

Sonu(beech me)- kya hua.....tumhe bhi pata nhi tha kya....

Raksha- nhi...iska to bilkul nhi....

Akram- abe aise kya dekh rahe ho....us buddhe ko uthao aur chalo.....chalo aao....

Itna sunte hi sonu aur pappu ne dhyaaanchand ko uthaya aur raksha ke sath car me baith gaye....aur niksl pade aage ki taraf....

Sonu(car me)- tum yaha pahuche kaise....

Akram- ye to raksha ka kamaal hai.....isne hi wawt rahte ankit ko call kar diya tha....

Sonu- to ankit kyo nhi aaya.....

Akram- usne aane me der ho jati....aur main paas me hi tha....to aa gaya...

Sonu- thoda tej chalo....ek car abhi bhi humare sathiyon ke piche hai....

Akram- ghabrao mat....yaha aane ke pahle main unko nipta kar aaya hu.....humare log safe hai....aur sahi jagah pahuch chuke hai.....

Sonu- ohh..to fir hospital chalo......is buddhe ko bhi bachana hai.....

Akram- apna doctor bhi wahi mil jayga....

Sionu- to tej bgagao....kahi ye buddha tapak na jaaye....

Akram- sahi kaha....

Aur fir akram ne car ki speed badai aur car hawa ki raftaar se aage badne lagi......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......

Rony ka dil aur dimaag is waqt behad ghabra raha tha....aur dusri taraf DJ ankit ke seene ko badi gour se dekhe ja raha tha.....

Mantri - bhai.....ye wo nhi hai....ye ankit hi hai.....

DJ (joor se)- bola na ki dekh raha hu....thodi der chup rah.....

Aur mantri ko daantne ke baad DJ ne apna hath aage badaya aur ankit ke seene par laga diya....aur fir teji se uska seena ragadne laga......

DJ - hmm...ye sala ankut hi hai.....huh...

Mantri - maine to pahle hi bola tha.....are agar ye humara aadmi hota to ab tak to aapko khabar mil hi gai hoti....

DJ - teri baat bhi theek hai....par kya karu....jab meri aatma kuch bolyi hai na....to main bina kuch soche wahi karta hu....jo meri aatma kahti hai....

Mantri- janta hu....accha ab to aapko tasalli ho gai na......

DJ - ha ho gai....puri tarah se....ye ankut hi hai....

Mantri- to ab chale kya.....

DJ - nhi....pahle jara in maa-bete ka milan kara du.....

Mantri - par ye ladka abhi hosh me nhi hai..aur aisi haalat me ise alka dekhegi to saatad aur bhi beemaar ho jaaye.....wo doctor ne bola tha na....

DJ - are ha yaar...main bhi bhool jata hu...ye rony.....jitna jald ho sake is lagdke ko hosh me laao....par yaad rakhna....hosh me bhi ye kusi kaam ka na rahne paaye....samjha na.....

Rony- jj..ji....maine doctor ko bol rakha hai sab.....

DJ - theek hai....ab relax ho ja....aur jaise hi ye hosh me aaye to mujhe turant khabar karna...chal chhote....hum tab tak dusra jaam bhi dekh lete hai....

Ye bol kar DJ aur mantri waha se nikal gaye.....aur unke jane ke baad rony ankut ke saamne baitha aur use ek-tak ghoorne laga.....

Main- abe kitna ghoorega....meri aawaaz sunte hi rony chounk jar piche ja gira......

Rony- aaa..mummy.......

Main- abe chillata kyo hai....main hi hu....real ankit....

Rony(sambhalte huye)- sir...aap...aap yaha kaise....

Main- kaise kya.....aana pada...warna us kameene ko sach pata chal jata.....aur wo mujhe hone nhi dena tha....samjha.....

Rony- par aap aaye kab..auf kaha se...aur aapke hath pair kisne baadhe....

Main- abe....ye pair mainr hi baadhe the....aur hath....to ye dekh.....ye badhe hi nhi...sirf rassi lipti hai...dekh...

Ye bol jar maine rassi fek kar rony ko apne hath dikhaye sur jaldi se apne paron me badhi rassi khol di....

Rony- par aap aaye kaise...aur aapko kaise pata chala ki DJ yaha aaya hua hai...

Main(muskyra kar)- ye sab technology ka kamaal hai dost.....khair....meri najar DJ ki har rk harqat par hai...aur jaise hi mujhe khabar hui ki wo yaha aane wala hai...yo main samjh gaya ki jaroor koi tention hone wali hai...kyoki wo badi jaldi me aur gusse me nikla tha....

Rony- ohh..to aap usse pahle hi aa gaye....

Main- aana pada....aur yaha aane ke chakkar me aaj pahli baar itni tej car doudaai ki puch mat......ek baar to mujhe laga ki main late ho gaya....par last me sahi time par sahi jagah pahuch hi gaya....aur sara khel bigadne se bach gaya....

Rony- ohh...waise DJ ko shaq kyo hua...aur wo aapke seene par kya dekh raha tha....

Main- use shaq kyo hua...ye to main nhi janta....par haa....ye hum jaroor jaan sakte hai ki wo mere seene par kya doond raha tha....ho na ho us nakli ankit ke seene par kuch hai...koi nisaan saayad....

Rony- are haa...wo nakli ankut hai kaha....

Main- bed ke neeche....nikaal use....jara dekhu to ki uske seene par aisa hai kya...jo DJ dekh raha tha...nikaal....

Rony- hmm..

Fir rony ne nakli ankit ko nikala aur jaldi se uski shirt ko khola...to hume uske seene par ek kala daag dikha.....

Main- hmm..ye dekh....ise dekh raha tha sala.....

Rony- hmm..are sir...aap bhi ek aisa hi nisaan kyo nhi banwa lete....kyoki agar aisa kabhi duwara hua to kam se kam hum safe to rahege.....

Main- yaar tujhse aisi ummeed nhi thi...

Rony- kya matlab....aisa kya bola maine....

Main- are yaar....DJ aaj dekh chuka hai ki ankit yani ki mere seene par koi nisaan nhi....aur ab tu bol raha ki nisaan banao....haa...

Rony(sir peet kar)- ohh..sorry-sorry....main bhi na....pata nhi...par abhi bhi dimaag sunn hai...wo DJ ke aane se thoda dar gaya tha na....

Main(kandha sahla kar)- relax yaar....tu tention kyo leta hai....mere rahte tujh par koi aanch nhi aa sakti....chal ab ise bapis baandh de...aur sun....doctor ko bolna ki mom ko jald se jald theek kare....waise mom hai kaha....

Rony- wo dusre room me hai......wo aapne bola tha na....

Main(beech me)- are haa....ye sala DJ ke chakkar me rah gaya...koi nhi...main le jata hu....tu doctor pradhaan ko call kar...aur mere liye drink maga....thoda aaraam kar lu....

Fir rony ne bahar ja kar apne aadmi ko order diya...aur us nakli ankit ko bandhwa diya....aur main drink karte huye kuch sochne laga.....

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ANKIT KE GHAR.........

Parul ghar me baithi kisi gahri soch me doobi hui apne phon ko lagataar dekhe ja rahi thi.....ki tabhi uske phon oar ek msg aaya.....

Aur us msg ko padhte hi wo khush ho gai aur muskurate huye relax ho kar sofe par pasar gai.....

Parul- chalo....kuch to accha hua.....warna pichle kuch time se bas bura hi bura ho raha tha mere sath......ab ja kar kuch aur soch paugi....hmm...kyo na aaj ankit bhai ka room check kar liya jaaye....dekhe to tijori me kuch hai bhi ya fir DJ bewakoof bana raha tha......hmm..yahi karti hu....

Par isse pahle ki parul uper jati.....renu aur manu ghar me dakhil ho gai....aur unhe dekhte hi parul ruk gai....

Parul- are di....aap aa gai....

Renu- ha...thoda der lag gai na....

Parul- are.....ab ladkiyan shopping me der nhi lagaygi to koun lagayga...haa...

Renu(muskyra kar)- sahi kaha....waise ye parul hai....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- main janti hu ise....bata kyo rahi ho....

Parul- ha di...aap manu ji se meri pahchan kyo kara rahi hai....hum pahli baar thode na mil rahe hai....

Renu(sir peet kar)- oh ho....asal me aaj market me meri kai saheliyan mili...aur baar-baar main manu se unki pahchan karati rahi....to bas wahi tumhare sath bhi ho gaya....sorry...

Parul- are di...isme sorry kya....accha aap log baitho...main aapke liye coffy banati hu....

Renu- ha....mera sir bhi bhari ho raha tha.....banao....

Parul(man me)- agar mujhe apna jaam karna hai to didi ka sona hi theek rahega...nhi to ye 10 sawaal puchegi....chalo...coffy pila kar inko sula deti hu....

Ye sochte huye parul ne coffy banai aur usme need ki dawa mila kar renu aur manu ko pila di....

Aur fir kuch der baad hi renu aur manu apne-apne room me ja kar gahri need me so gai.....aur parul ankit ke room me ja kar chhanbeen karne lagi.....

Yaha jaise hi manu room me aai to alka ko room me nhi paya.....

Manu- ye alka kaha gai.....alka...alka...

Alka(bathroom se)- hmmm..

Manu- ohh...bathroom me hai....theek hai...jaldi aao.....tumse kuch baat karni hai....

Aur isse pahle ki alka bahar aati....manu ke upwr need ki goli ka asar hua aur wo so gai......

Alka(bahar aate hi)- ha bol....are...so gai kya....are uth na.....uth....

Par manu kaha jaagne wali thi...wo to gahri need me thi.....

Alka- ye achanak so kaise gai....kahi kusi ne kuch....ek minute....

Aur alka ne jaldi se manu ki palke khol kar aankhe dekhi aur aankh dekhte hi chounk gai....

Alka- ise to sulaya gaya hai...saayad need ki goli...ya fir behoshi ki....par ye kiya kisne....jaroor koi gadbad hai....

Ye soch jar alka ne DJ ko call laga diya.....

( Call Par )

DJ - ha jaan....kya hua....

Alka- kaha ho tum.....

DJ - main to hotel me hi hu....par tum itni ghabrai hui kyo ho.....

Alka- ek gadbad ho gai....

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- are wo....jo manu hai na....use kisi ne sula diya....

DJ - manu ko...hahahahaha....tum bhi na jaan.....manu ko koun sula sakta hai......hahaha....

Alka- are...tum has rahe ho....samjho na....main kya bol rahi hu....

DJ - ohhkk...main samjh bhi gaya....aur mujhe oata bhi hai ki use kisne sulaya....

Alka- kisne....

DJ - humari chhoti si jasoos ne...parul...

Alka- parul ne...par kyo....

DJ - are...wo saayad renu ko sulana chahti thi....to usne coffy me need ki goliyan mila di...aur wahi coffy usne tumhari manu ko bhi pila di...hahaha....

Alka- ohh...par kyo....wo karne kya wali hai....

DJ - jaha tak main janta hu.....wo is waqt ankit ke kamre ki chhanbeen kar rahi hai....saauad maine use tijori ke baare me jo bola tha....wo wahi dekh rahi hogi...

Alka- accha....par jab use kuch nhi milega tab.....tab kya bologe.....

DJ - uski nouwat hi nhi aaygi....kyoki ankit ki tijori kholna uske bas ki baat nhi.....tum tention mat lo....

Alka- hmm...waise us anu ka kaam hua ki nhi....

DJ - ha ho gaya.....uska bhi....aur uske sathiyon ka bhi.....bas is sab me mujhe us buddhe dhyaanchand ki kurwani bhi deni padi....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....tumhe use maar dala....kyo....wo humare sath hi the....

DJ - ha...janta hu....par ghoda bhi jab buddha ho jata hai....to use race me nhi doudate....to fir main ek buddhe insaan ke liye apni race kaise haar jata....haa...

Alka- main kya bolu....ye tumhara faisla hai....tumhi jano....par haa...ye sab jald se jald khatm karo....pata nhi kyo mujhe dar sa lagne laga hai....

DJ - are...tu dar rahi hai....kyo...are tu pichhle 20 saalon se nhi dari....to ab kyo....are bhool gai kya....wo tu hi hai jisne hume apne maqsad ke itne kareeb la kar khada kiya hai....tune hi to sab sambhala tha....warna main to jail pahuch gaya tha....tu na hoti to kuch na hota....aur aaj tu hi darne lagi...kyo...

Alka- pata nhi....bas ye jaldi se khatm karo......ankit aur alka ...dono tumhare paas hai...to unse khajane ki chaabi haadil karo aur fir sab khatm karo bas....

DJ - ha meri jaan...bas 2 din me sab ho jayga...par tum ye to batao ki tumhe dar kis baat ka hai....

Alka(man me)- ab kaise bolu ki wo nakli ankit mujhe chodne ki firaaq me hai...pata nhi kab aa kar meri choot faad dega....

DJ - bolo na jaan....hua kya....

Alka- huh...nhi...hua to kuch nhi...fir bhi...haldi khatm karo....

DJ - karta hu.....par pahle tum us ladki ko thikane lagao.....uska marna bahut jaroori hai....

Alka- par kyo...tum uske piche kyo pade ho....uski kya galti.....wo to humare....

DJ (beech me)- nhi...mujhe aur kuch nhi sunna....bas mujhe us akash ka pura khandaan mitana hai.....isliye usko niptao...aaj hi...aur haa....apne ankit ki madad le lena....kaam aasaan ho jayga...

Alka(man me)- kaam to aasaan ho jayga...par sath me mera kaam tanaam ho jayga....

DJ - kya hua....chup kyo ho gai...

Alka- kucb nhi...main soch rahi thi ki usi se bol kar marwa dete hai na...main kyo....

DJ(beech me)- nhi....ye kaam tumhe hi karna hoga....

Alka- par kyo...koi khas wajah..,..

DJ - khas hi samjho....pahle tum use khatm karo....fir samjhauga...chalo ab rakhta hu......mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di...aur call cut hote hi alka gusse se badbadane lagi....

Alka- pata nhi ye karna kya chahta hai...ab us ladki ko main hi maaru...pata nhi kyo...baad me batauga....huh.....ab us kameene ki madad leni hogi....aur wo sala to....huh...aur ye saali....ise bhi abhi sona tha.....bas jaldi se ye sab khatm ho jao to chain mile....sala, saalo se jindagi me ek din chain nhi mila....jab dekho tab kuch na kuch...ye alkash aur alka ne to meri jingdagi hi tawaah kar di....aur fir uska beta....kaneena....

Aise hi gaali bakte huye alka bed par baithi aur takiye ke neeche se ek dairy nikaal kar usme kuch likhne lagi.......
 
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DILKAS HOTEL ME...........

DJ ne jaise hi call cut kiya to uske saamne baitha aadmi DJ ko gour se dekhne laga.....

DJ - aise kya dekh raha hai.....

Aadmi- kya tumne apne baap ko hi marwa diya......

DJ (najren chura kar)- hmm....

Aadmi- ohh....tum to bade kameene insaan ho.....

DJ - aur tum kya ho....haa....pahle apne aapko dekho....fir mujh par ungli uthana....

Aadmi(sir jhatak kar)- theek hai....kaam ki baat kare....

DJ - aur kya maine tumhe yaha mujra dikhane ke liye bulaya tha.....

Aadmi- to bolo....ab mujhse kya chahte ho....

DJ - tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki mujhe kya chahiye....aur main ye bhi janta hu ki wo cheej sirf tum hi mujhe de sakte ho....

Aadmi- agar tum sab jante hi ho....tab to tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki us cheej ko haasil karna tumgare liye itna aasaan nhi hone wala.....

DJ - haa...acchi tarah se janta hu....isliye to tumhe yaha bulaya....taki aamne-saamne baith kar saari baaten saaf-saaf kar li jaaye.....

Aadmi- to seedha mudde ki baat karo....bolo....keemat kya de sakte ho....

DJ - keemat....10% theek hai na....

Aadmi(has kar)- kya yaar....itni door bulaya....wo bhi aisa ghatiya mazaak jarne ke liye....

DJ(gusse se)- ye koi mazaak nhi hai.....main kaam ki baat kar raha hu....

Aadmi(joor se)- kaam ki baat...haa....agar ye tumhare kaam ki baat hai to bhool jao....kyoki mera jawaab hai......naaa....bada wala naaaaa.....samjha....

DJ (joir se)- chup kar....teri himmat kaose hui mujhe na bolne ki....

Aadmi(khada ho kar)- chilla mat.....main tere se bhi jyada joor se chilla sakta hu....samjha na...aur ye akad hai na....wo kisi aur ko dikhana....mujhe nhi.....samjha....

DJ (khada ho kar)- chup kar....tu mujhe janta nhi....main chahu to....

Aadmi(beech me)- main nhi janta...haa...abe saale.....yaha ek main hi hu jo tere kameenepan ko bakhoobi janta hu....isliye mujhe dhamkane ki kosis bhi mat karna...kyoki main teri har dhamki ka muhtod jawaab de sakta hu...aur ye baat tu bhi acchi tarah se janta hai....

DJ(man me)- baat to iski sahi hai....agar iske sath panga lita to mera saalo ka plan is kameene ki wajah se bigad jayga.....

Aadmi- kis soch me pad gaya.....mujhe raste se hatane ki soch raha hai kya.....haa...

DJ - nhi....bilkul nhi....asal me....kya bolu...wo sharaab pi hui hai na....to thoda gussa....

Aadmi(beech me)- ye gussa apni jeb me daal....aage kaam aayga.....filhaal meri baat sun....agar tujhe us khajane tak pahuchna hai na....to mujhe 50% dena hoga....aur isse pahle ki tu kuch bole...to tujhe bata du ki ye mera pahla aur aakhiri faisla hai....50% do aur khazaane ki ek chaabi tumhari.....baki chaabi ka tum jano....mujhe bas 1 chaabi ki keemat chahiye....

DJ - par ek chaabi ki keemat 50%....ye to koi hisaab nhi na.....kyoki baki ki chaabi...aur khajane ka pata to maine lagaya na....to mera hissa jyada banta hai....tum...tum 20% le lo...bas...

Aadmi- dekh....mujhe jo bolna tha wo main bol chuka....50% dega to chaabi milegi....nhi to bhool ja....main chala fir....

DJ - theek hai....tum jeete...chaabi lao....

Aadmi(muskura kar)- chaabi....yaar ek baat bata....tujhe kya mere maathe par C likha najar aa raha hai kya....

DJ (gusse se)- matlab....

Aadmi- matlab ye mere hoshiyaar dost....ki main chutiya nhi jo tujhe chaabi de du.....tu pahle baki ki chaabi doond le....fir hum khajane ki jagah hi milege....aur sath me saare darwaje kholege....samjha na....

DJ (daant pees kar)- theek hai....ye bhi maanta hu....ab khush....chal ab baith ja...ek-ek peg maarte hai...

Aadmi- theek hai....bana fir....aur ye bata....ki wo ankit kaha hai....

DJ - tu peg laga....ankit ki fikr mujh par chhod de.....le....

Aur fir dono peg gatakne lage......

DJ (man me)- bas ek baar wo chaabi dikha de....fir teri bali wahi chadauga....

Aadmi(man me)- tu kitna bhi dimaag laga le saale......par mujhe raste se hatana tere bas ki baat nhi....tu bas khajane tak to le ja mujhe....fir teri saalo ki mehnat ka meetha fal main hi khauga....sirf aur sirf main......

DJ - aage ka kya socha hai....bapis jaoge ya yahi rukoge.....

Aadmi- filhaal to yahi rahuga...waise khajane ke baare me to kuch batao...ab tak kya pata chala....

DJ - hmm...to hume ab tak sirf khajane ka naksha mil paya hai....aur rasta bhi...par rasta abhi pura nhi mila....aur haa....sabse jaroori baat....khajaane me 5 darwaje hai....aur humare paas ab tak sirf 2 chaabiyon ki jaan jari hai...bas...

Aadmi- matlab 3 chabi aur doondna hoga...

DJ - asal me sirf ek....kyoki baki ke 2 darwajon ki chaabi mujhe jald hi milne wali hai....

Aadmi- ohh...to wo aakhiri chaabi kaha milegi...koi idea.....

DJ - uski fikr tum mat karo....wo main dekh luga....tum bas aish karo....

Aur ye bol kar DJ ne fir se 2 peg banaye aur dono log jaam se jaam takra kar shraab ka luft lene lage.......

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RIYA KE GHAR PAR..........

Rony ke sath drink karne ke baad main seedha riya ke ghar pahuch gaya....kyoki mera kaam abhi baki tha.....

Riya(gate kholte hi)- aap gaye kaha the....koi problem thi kya.....

Main- andar aau ya yahi sab sunogi....

Riya(side ho kar)- sorry.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kya hua....yaha fir se maatam kyo fail gaya....

Sanju- teri wajah se.....tu itni jaldi me bhaga....aur uper se ghabraya hua bhi tha....to hum bhi ghabra gaye.....

Rajni- ha beta....hum tabse yahi soch rahe the ki aakhir aisa kya hua jo tu itni jaldi me bhaag gaya.....

Sanju- ab bolega bhi ya sunta hi rahega.....

Main- are saans to lene do....riya....coffy milegi....

Riya- hmm..lati hu.....

Sanju- bol na bhai...kyo tention bada raha hai.....

Main- ok...asal me DJ ko pata chal gaya tha ki wo ladka asli ankit nhi hai.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- kya...par kaise....aur...ab kya....

Main- itna paresaan mat ho....maine use yakeen dila diya ki uska shaq bebuniyaad tha....ab sab theek hai....

Sanju- matlab....main kuch samjh nhi pa raha....use pata chala...aur tune uska shaq door kiya....aakhiri hya kya tha waha....

Main- bata raha hu na.......sun...

Aur fir maine sanju aur rajni ko puri baat bata di...jise sun kar dono ki tention door ho gai.....

Sanju- oh god....saale ko shaq kaise hua....

Main- are...wo bewakoof nhi....dimaag uska bhi chalta hai...tabhi to sala itne aage tak pahucha hai...samjha....

Sanju- to ab tu kya karega...baar-baar to sahi time par waha pahuch nhi payga na....kabhi pakda gaya to....

Main- dont worry....uska intzaam kar diya hai.....doctor pradhan aaj raat ko sab theek jar dege....fir hume uski jaroorat nhi hogi...ok

Tabhi riya coffy le kar aai aur hum sab coffy ki chuskiya lene lage.....

Main- aunty....ab aap khush hai na....

Rajni- ha beta...bahut khush...waise alka kaisi hai...main usse...

Main(beech me)- nhi aunty...abhi nhi....thoda wait karo....par haa...aaj main aapko kisi se milauga jaroor...jisse mil jar aapki khushi kai guna bad jaygi...

Rajni- accha....kis se milane wale ho....

Main- coffy to khatm karo....fir pata chal hi jayga...hmm..

Aur fir humne coffy khatm ki aur uske baad main rajni aunty ko le kar andar wale room me le gaya....jaha ek bed par koi chaddar oodhe leta hua tha.....

Rajni- beta ye....koun hai ye....

Main- aap khud hi dekh lo....jao....

Mere kahne par rajni aunty aage gai aur hairani se mujhe dekh kar bed par lete saksh ka chaddar hata diya.....

Aur jaise hi unhone us saksh ka chehra dekha to wo chouk kar piche ho gai....aur isse pahle ki wo ladkhada kar girti...maine ja kar unhe sambhal liya.....

Rajni(poonam ko dekhte huye)- ye...ye to....ye kaise ho sakta hai...kah de ki ye....ye meri....

Main(beech me)- ha aunty...ye aapki hi beti hai....poonam.....

Rajni- par ye to....ye to mar chuki thi....maine khud dekha tha...to ye...ye kaise.....

Main- aunty....pahle aap shant ho jaaye...fir main sab batata hu....aaiye baithiye....

Aur naine aunty ko chair par baitha kar unhe pani pine ko de diya.....

Rajni(pani pi kar)- ab bata beta...ye sab kya hai....kya ye sach hai.....ya fir koi mazaak...

Main- aunty...aapko lagta hai ki main aapke sath itna ganda mazaak kar sakta hu...

Rajni- nhi beta....par main jo dekh rahi hu...use manna bahut muskil hai...kyoki maine apni beti ki laash.....

Main(beech me)- wo nakli thi.....aur ye asli hai....bilkul asli....aapki apni beti...poonam....

Rajni- par ye sab hua kaise.....

Main- batata hu.....asal me us din....

Aur maine aunty ko poonam ke kidnap se le kar uski mout ki khabar tak ki saari sacchai bata di...jise sun kar aunty khush ho gai...aur unki aankho se aanshu jharne lage....

Aur jaise hi maine apni baat khatm ki to aunty ne uth kar mujhe seene se chipka liya aur betahasa mera sir choomne lagi....

Rajni- uummm...uummmhh...beta....tu nhi janta ki aaj tune mujh par kitna bada ahsaan kiya hai.....main to ye soch-soch jar har din marti thi ki meri beti sirf meri wajah se nhi rahi....par tune mujhe meri beti louta kar mujhe ek nai jindagi de di beta....sach me...aaj ja din meri jindagi ja sabse bada din hai...jo khushiya hi khushiya le kar aaya...beta aur beti....aaj dono mujhe bapis mil gaye.....aur iski wajah sirf tu hai beta...sirf tu....

Main- bas aunty.....ab aur kuch na kahiye....waise bhi apno ke liye kiya gaya koi kaam ahsaan nhi hota...hmm...ab aap apni beti se mil lo...jagao use....

Mere kahne par aunty ne mujhe chhoda aur bed par baith jar poonam ja sir sahlane lagi....

Yaha sanju aur riya bhi room me aa jar mere sath khade ho gaye...aur waha aunty pyaar se poonam ko jagati rahi....

Aur jab poonam ne aankhe kholi to ek hi jhatke me wo uth kar baith gai....

Ye dekh jar mere sath-sath sanju aur riya bhi hairaan rah gaye.....

Waha poonam ne aunty ko saamne dekha to uski aankhe bhi num ho gai aur wo rote huye aunty ke gale lag gai....

Poonam- mummy....aap..aap aa gai mummy.....

Aunty- ha beta....main aa gai....aa gai beta....

Waha maa beti ek-dusre se lipat kar aashu baha rahi thi aur yaha hum teeno hairani se unhe ghoore ja rahe the.....

Roya(mere kaan me)- ankit....ye kaise hua.....poonam di ne to ek baar me hi aunty ko pahchaan liya...aur dekho....wo to bilkul theek bhi lag rahi hai....

Main- hmm..main bhi hairaan hu....

Sanju- par ye hua kaise.....haa...

Main- sanju....log aise hi nhi kahte ki maa ka rishta baccho se sabse jyada kaas hota hai.....aur ye bhi ki maa ka dil baccho ke dil se juda rahta hai.....

Riya- sahi kaha....maa ka dil hamesha baccho ke liye hi dhadakta hai....

Ye bolte huye riya ki aankhe bhi num ho gai.....

Main- riya....sorry yaar...main to bas....

Riya- huh...kuch nhi hua mujhe....chhodo ye sab....khushi ki baat yo ye hai ki poonam di theek ho gai....

Sanju- haa.....par ye chamatkaar hua kaise....samjh nhi aaya.....

Main- ye hum nhi samjh sakte beta....bas main itna janta hu ki jo kaam koi nhi kar sakta....wo maa ka pyaar kar deta hai......ab chalo....maa-beti ko thodi der akela chhod do....

Sanju- kyo...hum bhi di se....

Main(beech me)- abhi nhi....baad me....abhi chal....aur haa....poonam ko kuch batana nhi....puche to accident ka bol dena.....main baad me aaug...ok...

Sanju- ok...par tu ja kaha raha hai....

Main- ghar aur kaha....mujhe bhi apni maa ja khyaal rakhna hai na....

Ye bol kar main muskura diya....aur hum teeno room se baahar aa gaye....aur fir main sanju aur riya ko kuch samjha kar waha se nikal aaya.......



ANKIT KE GHAR PAR.........

DJ se baat karne ke baad alka ne kuch der diary me kuch likha aur fir kafi tak kisi soch me doobi baithi rahi.....

Aur fir kuch faisla kar ke usne kisi ko msg kiya.....aur kareeb 30-40 minute baad wo room se nikli aur dawe pair renu ke room me chali gai.....

Alka(gate laga kar)- ye bhi behosh hi hai....chalo accha hai.....behoshi me hi ise hamesha ke liye sula deti hu.....

Ye soch kar alka aage to bad gai....par uska dil jooro se dhadak raha tha....uska dil ye kaam karne ko puri tarah se taiyaar nhi tha......par uska dimaag baar-baar DJ ki baat yaad kar raha tha.....ki use renu ki mout chahiye.....

Alka- mera man to nhi hai....fir bhi ye karna hi hoga....sorry renu.....teri mout bilkul aisi hi hogi....jaise gehu ke sath ghun pis jata hai....

Ye bol kar alka ne takiya uthaya aur renu ke muh ko dawane hi ja rahi thi...ki tabhi gate ki joordaar aawaaj sun kar alka ki gaand fat gai...aur takiya uske hath se chhot gaya.....

Alka(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- ttt...tum...tum yaha kaise....

Main(gusse se)- teri to...kya karne wali thi saali....maregi use...haa...

Alka- pahle ye batao ki tune gate kaise toda....

Main- laat maar kar.....dikhaau ki kaise maari...haa....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....mujhe apna kaam jarne do....aur tum....tum jao yaha se...

Main- oye....main jane ke liye gate todkar nhi aaya....samjhi na....chal door rah usse...chal...

Alka- tum jante ho ki tum kya kar rahe ho....haa...ye tere boss ka hukum hai....aaj ise maarna hi hoga....

Main- wo sab main nhi janta....par mere rahte huye tu ise hath bhi nhi laga sakti...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....agar aisa hai to ruk...main tere boss ko hi call karti hu...fir dekhna ki kya hoga....

Main- kya...call karegi....theek hai.....kar...tu call kar...aur main bhi ek call karta hu....police ko....aur unhe batata hu ki is ghar me koun , kya jar raha hai....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai...tim humare liye kaam jarne aaye ho ya inke liye...haa...

Main- tu mujhe mat bata ki mujhe kya karna hai.....main jo karne aaya hu wo karuga hi...par apne tareeke se....aur ek baat....tu aur tera boss agar mujhe bina bataye is ghar me kuch karega na...to tum sab seedha jail jaoge...samjhi na....

Alka- accha...aur tera kya hoga...tu bhi sath me jayga....

Main- janta hu...aur main iske liye taiyaar bhi hu....mera kya....nakli ankut banne ke liye kitni saza milegi....par tum dono ka kya....saale tum dono ko to lambi lagegi....dono ne kitne kaand kiye hai...pata hai na....aur sun...main sarkari gawaah ban kar tum dono ki pol khol duga...to saza aur bhi kam hogi...par tum dono ki bachi hui jindagi jail me hi niklegi...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....aur tu ye karega kaise....kya saboot dega....pata hai na ki bina saboot kanoon kuch nhi manta...janta hai na....

Main(muskyra kar)- saboot chahiye tujhe...to dekh...ye raha saboot....

Aur maine phon nikaal kar alka ko ek vedio dikha diya....jisme DJ baitha hua phon par kisi ko apna plan bata raha tha....

Main- dekh liya....chal ab ek aur dekh....

Aur fir maine dusra vedio dikhaya...jisme DJ , nakli ankit ke sath baitha hua use asli ankit ke ghar me daakhil hone ka plan samjha raha tha.....

Main- dekh liya....ab bol....jise bolna ho bolo.....

Alka(sahmi hui)- ye sab tumne kab kiya....

Main- wo sab chhod...ha itna jaroor jaan le ki agar tune meri baat nhi maani.....to ye vedio seedha police ke paas jayge...aur fir kya hoga....ye tu acche se janti hai....hai na....

Alka(man me)- sabse pahle to ise hi maarna padega...sala dhokhebaaz....

Main- kya sochne lagi...mujhe maarne ka to nhi soch nlrahi na....

Alka(sakpaka kar)- nnn..nhi to....

Main- to sochna bhi mat....kyoki maine pahle hi ye vedio mere ek dost ko de rakhe hai....aur bol rakha hai ki agar mujhe kych bhi hua.....to ye sab le ja kar police ko dikha dena....fir police sab dekh legi...samjhi na.....

Ye sab sun kar uski to buri haalat ho gai....kyoki use police ke naam se bhi dar lagta tha.....

Alka- nhi...tum..tum aisa kuch nhi karoge...aur main tumhe maarne ka kyo sochne lagi....aakhir tum humare liye hi to aaye ho yaha....ab chalo...is ladki ko khatm karte hai....

Main- lagta hai tumne meri baat dhyaan se nhi suni....maine kaha na...ki is ladki ko tum kuch nhi karogi......samjhi na....ab chalo yaha se...

Alka- par boss ne to kaha...

Main(beech me)- usne kya bola....aur tum us se kya bologi...is se mujhe kuch lena-dena nhi......bas ye yaad rakhna ki agar ise kuch hua na...to tum sab gaye....samjhi....ab chalo....

Alka- aakhir tum chahte kya ho....bhoolo mat tum humare...aahh...

Alka itna hi bol paai thi ki maine aage bad kar uske baal pakad liye.......

Main- chal....aaj tujhe bata hi deta hu ki main chahta kya hu...chal saali....

Ye bol kar main alka ko baalo se pakad kar apne room me laya aur bed par patak diya.....

Alka- ye...ye kya badtamizi hai......tum jante ho na ki main koun hu...haa....

Main(gate lock kar ke)- janta hu....par saayad tu nhi samjhi ki main kya hu...koi baat nhi....aaj samjh jaygi...chal...ye kapde nikaal....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai.....dekho...sarafat se mujhe jane do....warna tera wo haal.....

Main(beech me)- haatt...haal to tera main bigaduga......ruk saali....

Aur maine teji se aage gaya aur usko dhakka maar kar bed par lita diya.....aur jaldi se apne kapde nikaal kar short me aa gaya....

Main- tu kapde nhi nikalegi na...to main hi nikaal deta hu....

Ye bol kar main bed par chada aur uske pair pakad kar use sir ke bal khada kar diya...jisse uske jishm me fasi maxi uske seene tak sarak gai....aur maine pair se maxi dawa kar uske pairon ko uper utha diya.....

Jaise hi wo uper hui to maxi fasi hone ki wajah se use dard hua...to usne na chahte huye bhi apne hatho se maxi ko nikal jane diya....

Aur jaise hi uski maxi nikli to maine use bed par patak diya aur khud uske uper let gaya.....

Alka- kameene....chhod de mujhe...warna bahut pachhtayga....

Main- chhod du....par kaise....tera ye chikna jushm dekh jar bhi tujhe chhod diya...to laanat hai mere mard hone par.....ab aaram se maan ja...nhi to...

Alka- nhi to kya be...kya karega tu....

Main- karuga to wahi jo karne aaya hu....tu mane ya na mane.....

Ye bol kar maine uske hatho ko bed par dawaya aur jhuk jar uski bra me fase boobs choosne laga.....

Main- uuummmmmmmhh....aah....bra me ye haal hai...to nange kitne saandaar hoge na....

Alka- ruk ja kameene....nhi to...aaahhhh.....

Alka kuch bolti...usse pahle hi naine ek boob ko muh me dawaya aur daant gada diye...jisse wo tadap uthi....

Main- uuummmmhhh...aah...ab maan bhi ja....warna rote huye hi maza le....aauuummmmm.....uuummmm....

Ye bol kar main bari-bari uske dono boobs ko choosne laga aur alja jhatpatate huye mujhe rokne ki naakaam kosis karti rahi....

Par thodi der baad jan mere thook se uske dono boobs bra samet geele ho gaye...to wo bhi garam hone lagi....par abhi bhi uska rokna jaari tha....

Main(man me)- ruk saali....tujhe pura garam kar ke hi maza luga.....

Ye soch jar maine daanto se pakad jar bra ko uper kar diya ...jisse uske nange boibs mere saamne aa gaye...aur nain baari-baari uske gulaabi nippal ko choosne laga.....

Meri harqaton se alka garam hoti ja rahi thi....aur is baat ka hi use dar tha ki kahi wo garam ho kar mera sath na de de....isliye wo abhi bhi birodh jar rahi thi....

Par jab maine kuch der tak usje nage boobs ko chhosa to uska badbadana kam hone laga.....aur uski aankhe bhi band ho gai....

Maine mouka dekh kar turant apne hatho se uski panty pakdi aur ek hi jhatke main uske pairo se nikaal feki...

Aur is se pahle ki wo uth pati....maine uski jaaghe pakad kar use hawa me utha diya.......

Alka- aaahhh..kya jar raha gai kameene....

Main- tujhe asli mard ka sukh de raha hu saali....maza kar na.....

Ye bol kar maine usko thoda uper kiya aur apna muh uski choot me laga diya.....

Alka- aaahhhhh....chhod de kammene....aaahhhh...

Main- uuummmhhhh....kya nast choot hai teri....isko thokne ka to bada maza aayga....aauuummmmmm...uuummmm..

Aur main teji se uski choot choosne kaga.....aur choit ki chusaai ne use itna garaklm jar fiya ki kuch der me hi uski choot pani bahane lagi.....

Main- uuummmhhhh...aahh...garam ho gai saali.....ab maza aayga....

Ye bol kar main khada hua aur apna short bhi nikal feka......aur jaise hi mera lund uski aankho ke saamne aaya...to wo chounk kar lund ko dekhne lagi.......

Main- aise kya dekh rahi hai saali...najar lagaygi kya....aaja tujhe swaad de du iska....

Aur isse pahle ki wo kuch samjh pati....main bed se neeche aaya aur use ghuma kar uske muh me lund daal diya.....

Alka- ggguuummmmm...uuuummmmm...uuummm......

Main- ruk ja saali...kaatna mat....warna tu mari...samjhi na....ye saali...maza le....

Aur ye bol jar main teji se uska muh chodne laga....

Main joordaar dhakko ke sath uska muh chod raha tha aur wo bas jhatpatati hui aankho se aanshu waha rahi thi....

Thodi der baad jab mera man bhar gaya to maine lund ko baahar kheecha aur use ghuma kar uski taago ko uper kar diya.....

Alka- tujhe main chhodugi nnnnnnaaahhiiiii.......aaahhhhh...maa....mar gai....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine lund ko set karke ek joirdaar dhakka mata aur uski choot me dhaas diya.....

Main- jo jarna gai wo baad me....abhi chudaai ja maza le...yeehhhh...yeehhh...

Aur main teji se dhakke marne laga.....aur mere dhakko ke jawaab me alka bhi cheekh-cheekh jar mahoul garam jarne lagi.....

Thodi der baad hi wo puri garam ho jar masti me apni gaand hilane lagi....to maine khysh ho jar apni speed bada di.....

Aur maine use tak tak chhoda...jab tak wo 2 baad khad nhi gai....

Jaise hi wo dowara jhadi to maine lund ko choot se nikaal liya aur use palta kar uski jaagho par baith gaya....

Alka- bas kar kameene...saans to kene de....

Main- yske liye time nhi hai abhi....abhi tera cheekhne ka time aa gaya....

Alka- kya...matlab...nhi..waha nhi...nhi...mmmaaaa....aaaaiiiiiiii.....mmaaar dala.....aaaahhhhh....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine uski gaand ko faila jar lund ko gaand me dhaas diya.....

Alka- nikaal saale..bahar nikaallll....aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........

Alka nikalne ka boli hi thi ki maine do dhakje naar jar pura lund uski gaand me daal diya....

Alja- maar dala...aaahhhhh...kameene....main teri jaan....aaaahhhhhhh....

Main- bola na....jo jarna hai kar lena....par abhi maza kar.....

Ye bol jar maine lund ko dheere-dheere andar-baahar karna suru kar diya......

Aur jab maine dekha ki uska dard thoda kam ho gaya....to maine tej dhakke suru kar diye.....

Mere dhakko ke saamne alka ka jishm ek baar fir se garam ho gaya...aur wo halki-halki siskiyan le kar apni gaand hilane lagi...

Ye dekh kar maine puri soeed se uski gaand marna suru kar diya......aur ewo bhi pura sath dete huye gaand marwane lagi....

Thodi der ke dhakko ke baad uski choot ne ek baar fir se jawaab de diya....

Aur uske jhadte hi maine use kheech kar kutiya bana liya aur teji se gaand marna jari rakha.....

Kareeb 15-20 minute tak maine kaayde se uski gaand maari aur fir usi ki gaand me lundras ki pichkari maar kar alag ho gaya....

Main- aaahhh....aaj to bada maza aaya...kya mast maal hai tu...taviyat khush ho gai....

Meri baat par wo kuch nhi boli.....wo to bed par ulti padi hui joor-joor se aahen bhar rahi thi....

Main- theek hai....aaraam kar tu....main to chala....

Ye bol jar main bathroom me ghys gaya....aur mere jane ke baad alka bhi uthi aur apne utha jar sirf maxi pahan kar lagdate huye apne room me jane lagi....

Main(bathroom se nikal kar)- chali jaogi ya main kuch help karu....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....tumhe iska anjaam bhugatna hoga....

Main(muskura kar)- wo to sab theek hai......agli baar kab mil rahi ho.....kal dopahar me aau....kyoki aaj to tum kisi kaam ki nhi rahi..haa...

Meri baat oar alja ne mujge ghoir jar dekha....par bina kuch bole hi gate khol kar apne room me nikal gai....

Main(man me)- ye to bas suruwat hai....aage -aage dekh....tera kya haal jarta hu....meri behen ko maarne chali thi saali.....ab dekh...har din kaise tujhe mout deta hu......huh...

Yaha main apne room se nikal jar renu ke sath bister par aaraam karne laga.....(kyoki uske room ja gate toot chuka tha....aur mujge dar tha ki wo kaeeni fir se na aa jaye )

Aur waha alka apne jishm ko ragad-ragad kar naha rahi thi....aise ki mano chudaai ke nisaan mita rahi ho....

Fir wo ready ho kar kafi der tak kych sochti rahi...aur fir usne DJ ko call lagaya.....

( Call Par )

DJ - are jaan...kya sahi time par call kiya....main tumhe hi call jarne wala tha.....

Alka- kyo...kya hua....

DJ - are aaj hume ankit aur alka ke khilaaf ek aur mohra mil gaya....wo bhi unka apna....aur uske paas khajane ki ek chaabi bhi hai...

Alka- hmm....ye to accha hai...

DJ - kya baat hai....tum paresaan ho kya....kya kyvh hua hai....kahi wo ladki...wo...

Alka(beech me)- wo jinda hai....

DJ - kyo....matlab tumne....

Alja(beech me)- aaj mouka nhi mila...sorry....

DJ - oh ho...isme sorry kya....aaj nhi to kal sahi....mujhe tum par pura bharosga hai....to isliye paresaan ho....

Alka- nhi...asal me mujge us ladke ke baare me baat karni thi....

DJ - fir wahi ladka...ab kya kiya usne....

Alja(man me)- kaise batau ki usne kya kiya.....faad di meri.....

DJ - hello jaan...bolo na kya hua....koi paresaani....

Alka- huh..nhi to.....asal me haa......

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- kaise kahu....asal me mujhe wo ladka nakli nhi lagta....wo...wo asli ankit hi lag raha hai....

DJ - oh ho....mujhe bhi laga tha....par ab main confirm hu ki wo humara aadmi hi hai...asli nhi...

Alka- par mujhe to ...pata nhi kyo....par wo asli hi laga....kyoki maine gour se check kiya hai...uske chehre par mask jaisa dikhta hi nhi.....

DJ (has kar)- mask hoga to dikhega na....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya matlab.....usne mask nhi pahna....

DJ - nhi...ye uska asli chehra hai....

Alka- kya bol rahe ho....ye asli chehra hai....matlab tum bolna chahte ho ki iska aur ankit ka chehra ek jaisa hi hai.....janam se...apne aap....

DJ - haa....yahi sach hai....dono ke chehre ek jaise hai....

Alka- tumhara matlab wo dono humsakl hai....

DJ - aisa hi samjh lo....dono ek jaisa chehra le jar hi oaida huye the....

Alka(man me)- agar ye maan bhi lu....to kya ek jaise lund bhi hai...kyoki ye wahi lund tha jisne mujhe damini ke ghar choda tha.....ye kaise mumkin hai...kya aisa ho sakta hai.....nhi....

DJ - ab kta sochne lagi....main sach bol raha hu....

Alka- huh...theek hai...mana ki humsakl hai...par humsakl kad aur kathi se alag hote hai....bilkul ek jaise nhi...par ise dekh jar to yahi lagta hai ki ye ankit hi hai......bilkul wahi baal...wahi chaal...wahi hath-pair....sab wahi hai...bolkil ankit ki tarah....ye kaise ho sakta hai....

DJ - ho sakta ha....aur unke sath yahi hua hai....

Alka- par kaise...ye kaise mumkin ho sakta hai.....humsaklon me itni samanta nhi ho sakti...ye to bas...bhaiyon me

DJ (beech me)- haa.....bhai........bilkul sahi kaha....ye ladka ankit ka bhai hi hai....

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Alka - kya....ye kaise mumkin hai...kaise.....???????


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Update - 393

Last me aapne padha ki ek taraf DJ apne hi baap dhyaanchand ko marwane ke liye gunde bhejta hai....but akram use aur megha ke pariwar ko bacha leta hai....

Wahi dusri taraf nakli alka , renu ko maarne ki kosis karti hai par ankit use bacha leta hai aur fir nakli alka ko saza ke tour par jam kar chodta hai....

Wahi dilkas hotel me baitha hua DJ jab nakli alka se baat jarta gai to wo use batata gai ki jo ankit abhi ankit ke ghar me hai...wo koi mask pahne huye nakli ankit nhi...balki ankit ka hi judwa bhai hai.....

Jise sun kar nakli alka bhouchakki rah jati hai.....

Ab Aage.......

ANKIT KE GHAR ME........


DJ ki baat sun kar alka (nakli ) ko ek joordaar shock lag gaya tha....wo apne aap me hi kuch sochte huye ekdam chup ho gai thi....aur dusri taraf DJ usko baar-baar aawaaz de raha tha.....

( Call Par )

DJ - hello...hello...kya hua....areeeee...kuch to bolo.....helloooooo....

Alka(chounk kar)- huh...ha..ha bol rahi hu....kya kah rahe the.....

DJ - maine kaha ki wo ladka bhi alka ka hi beta hai....us saale ankit ka bada bhai.....

Alka- par...par ye kaise ho sakta hai....alka ne to sirf ek hi ladke ko jamlnm diya tha...aur wo hai ankit....to ye dusra kaha se aa gaya....haa....

DJ - nhi...usne 2 ladko ko janm diya tha....2 judwa ladko ko....

Alka- judwa....par tab to doctor ne yahi bola tha ki ek hi ladka hua hai....to wo...

DJ (beech me)- haa....yahi kaha tha....par wo sach nhi tha.....

Alka- matlab usne jhooth kaha tha....par kyo...??

DJ - kyoki main aisa hi chahta tha.....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....matlab tum...tum waha the....par ye kaise ho sakta hai....tum to....

DJ (beech me)- jail me tha.....yahi bolna chahti ho na.....

Alka- haa.....to fir kaise....

DJ(beech me)- kaise....kyo...kab...kaha....tum ye sab bhool jao.....filhaal jo kaha hai us par bharosha karo.....baki milne par bata duga....ok

Alka- hmm...to ab...aage kya socha....aur kitne din aisi jindagi jeeni hogi....

DJ - bas kuch din...bas ek baar wo alka muh khol de.....to samjho sab ho gaya....chalo ab tum phon rakho....mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Alka- theek hai.....par jaldi karna....mujhe yaha kuch theek nhi lagta....

DJ (muskura kar)- ha meri jaan....main bhi tumhe door rakh kar khush nhi hu....bas thoda ruko....fir aish hi aish hoge....chalo bye.....

Alka- bye.....

Fir jaise hi DJ ne call cut kar ke apne saamne khade apne bhai(mantri) ko dekha....to muskurane laga.....

DJ - kya hua chhote....aise kyo dekh raha hai......

Mantri- aapne abhi jo kaha....kya wo sach tha....

DJ - pahle ye to bata ki tu kis baare me bol raha hai.....

Mantri- ankit....aur kya....kya wo ladka ankit ka bhai.....

DJ (hath dikha kar)- tune jo bhi suna hai....use apne tak hi rahne dena......aur ab is baare me koi baat nhi hogi.....samjhe....

Mantri- par bhai....

DJ (beech me)- bola na.....abhi nhi....abhi tu ja.....mujhe kuch der ke liye akela chhhod de.....ja....

Mantri(man maar kar)- hmm...theek hai.....

Ye bol kar mantri nikal gaya....aur DJ aaraam karne laga......

Wahi dusri taraf ankit ke ghar me moujood nakli alka , DJ ki kahi baaton ke baare me sochne lagi.....use abhi bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha ki ankit ka bhai kab paida hua...aur DJ ke hath kaise laga.......

Alka(man me)- ek to mujhe ye samjh nhi aa raha ki alka ne 2 bete kab paida kar diye....aur uper se ye ladka....ye to hath dho kar mere piche pad gaya hai....sala bilkul ankit ki tarah hi hai....waisa hi chodta hai....kameena.....aur uper se ye DJ meri baat hi nhi samjh raha.....ab use kaise batau ki uski jaan ko wo ankit aur ye ladka....dono chod chuke hai....aur wo bhi berahmi se......huh....kya karu main.....kisse bolu.....kisi se bol bhi to nhi sakti....aaahhh....kya karu....

Yu hi sochte-sochte alka ki need kab lag gai....ye use bhi pata nhi chala......

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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR.......

Yaha najam jab se aai thi tab se hi khush thi....kyoki ek to use DJ naam ki bala se chhutkara mil gaya tha aur akash ke roop me apna pahla pyaar bhi mil chuka tha......

Najam is waqt akash ke intzaar me room me baithi hui dil hi dil soch rahi thi ki ab use aage kya karna chahiye....kya yu hi akash ki rakhel ban kar jindagi bitani chahiye ya DJ ka sath de kar uski jindagi ka maqsad pura karana chahiye.....

Bajam(man me)- bgaad me jaaye DJ.....main ab uski koi madad nhi karne wali.....badi muskil se to ankit se bachi hu....warna ab tak maar hi dala hota usne....to ab use dhokha de kar DJ ki tarafdaari.....kya karu....na to main marna chahti hu aur na hi main DJ ko marte dekhna chahti hu.....aakhir ab karu kya....hmm..ek rasta hai...agar nain kisi tarah akash ko apne hath me le kar samjha lu to DJ bach sakta hai.....are akash ki baat to ankit bhi nhi taal sakta....aur is tarah DJ jinda bhi rahega aur main bhi akash ki rakhel ban kar apni jindagi khushali se jee lugi.....

Najam ye sab soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi room ka darwaja khula aur ek hatta-katta mard andar aaya....

Najam- tum....tum koun ho....

Sharabi- main hi hu asli sharabi.....

Najam(hairani se)- matlab sharabi naam ka saksh sach me hai...mujhe to laga tha ki.....

Sharabi(beech me)- tumhe jo bhi laga ho....lagde do....par tumhare lagne se to haqiqat nhi badal sakti na.....

Najam(sahmi hui)- accha....matlab sharabi sach me hai....to fir ye sab naatak kyo....

Sharabi- humari marji....tujhe kya.....

Najam- tujhe kya...matlab.....are main hi to is naatak me fasi hu....aur mujhe hi puchte ho ki mujhe kya....

Sharabi(joir se)- chup....yaha aawaaj neeche rakh baat kar....warna us gale ko hi ukhaad diya jayga jo itni unchi aawaaj nikalta hai....samjhi.....

Najam(saham kar)- sorry...main to bas puch rahi thi ki akash kaha hai...aur aapko mujhse kya kaam hai....

Sharabi- kaam to bada aasaan hai.....wahi...jisme tujhe maharath haasil hai...mard ko khush karna....

Najam(chounk kar)- kya...matlab tum...mere sath....

Sharabi- haa...main....tere sath....tere sath abhi tha-tha thaiya karne wala hu...haha....

Najam(sahmi hui)- nhi....aisa mat karo...main akash ki....tum aksh ko bulao....mujhe usse baat karni hai....

Sharabi(haste huye)- wo sab baad me.....abhi to bas tu mujhe khush kar....aaja....

Aur ye bol jar sharabi bed par baithi najam par toot pada aur najam majboori me uska jyada birodh bhi nhi kar saki......

Najam(man me)- lagta hai ki ek aur lund meri choot me muhar lagane wala hai....koi baat nhi.....itne khaye to ek aur sahi....chal saale....tu bhi najam ke hushm ka maza chakh le....aaja...

Aur fir najam bhi sharabi ka pura sath dene lagi......par use ye pata nhi tha ki ye sab ek jaal tha...jisme fas kar najam ne apna sab kych kho diya tha.......

Waha najam maze maar rahi thi aur yaha S ke paas ek call aaya....jo abhi DJ ke paas hi ja raha tha......

S (call par)- haa...to kaam ho hi gaya....theek hai....tum mujhe bhej dena....fir main DJ ko bhi dikha duga.....aur yakeen mano....agar ye chaal kaamyaab rahi na....to DJ to waqt ke pahle hi khatm samjho....ok...chalo...main wait karta hu......

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ANKIT KE GHAR ME..........

Alka ko chodne ke baad main renu ke baju me aa kar so gaya tha......aur fir jab renu ki aankh khuli to mujhe aur room ke toote gate ko dekh kar chounk gai....

Par fir usne mujhe pyaar se dekka aur mere seene par sir rakh kar let gai...jisse kuch hi der me meri need khul gai.....

Main- to aap jaag gai....

Renu- hmm...aur tumhe bhi jaga diya.....hai na....

Main- to kya.....waise itna pyaar kyo aa gaya.....kya mood ban gaya....haa...

Renu- mood....wo to tumhare liye hamesha hi bana rahega....par tumne mana kiya tha na.....

Main- hmm....aur sahi kiya tha.....main nhi chahta ki maine jo bhi kiya....wo ab bhi karu...aur wo bhi ye sach janne ke baad ki aapke aur mere dad ek hi hai....samjhi na....

Renu- janti hu....isliye main bhi aisa nhi sochti ab....

Main- to fir itna pyaar kyo....

Renu- wo...wo to apne bhai par aaya hai.....kuoki usne abhi-abhi mera bura hone se bachaya hai......

Main- matlab......

Renu- maine gate ki haalat dekh li hai.....ab batao....kya hua tha yaha.....hmm...

Main- jo bhi hua tha....wo ho chuka.....ab khas baat ye hai ki hum sab safe hai....aur ab aap ready ho jao.....

Renu- ready....par kisliye....

Main- yaha se jane ke liye....aur is baat par koi wahas nhi hogi.....aap apni taiyaari karo.....kal subah hote hi aap aur mami is ghar se door pahuch jaogi....chalo utho ab....main mami ko bhi taiyaari karne ka bol du.....

Renu(uth kar)- theek hai....agar tum kahte ho to main kahi bhi ja sakti hu....par kam se kam mujhe batao to ki yaha chal kya raha hai.....

Main- wo jaldi hi samjha duga....filhaal aap taiyari karo....main mami se mil kar aata hu.....

Ye bol kar main uth kar neeche mami ke room me aaya par mami room me nhi thi.....to maine mami ko call kiya...aur unhone mujhe bola ki wo ghar ke bahar hai.....to maine unhe ghar aane ko bol diya........

Main(man me)- ab ye mami kaha gai thi.....wo to yaha kisi ko janti bhi nhi....to fir....kahi kuch lafda to nhi.....nhi-nhi....main bhi na jane kya sochne lag gaya....saayad market gai hogi....par unhe market jane ki jaroorat hi kya thi....kuch chahiye tha to mujhe bol deti....khair...aane do....wo khud hi bata degi ki kaha gai thi.....hmm...

Khair....thodi der baad mami ghar aa gai aur unke aate hi maine unhe apni baahon me kas liya......

Mami- aahh...kya karte ho lalla....lagta hai bade mood me ho...

Main- are...mood to aapko dekh kar hi ban jata hai....uummhh...accha...aap thi kaha....

Mami- bas kuch khas kaam se bazaar gai thi....

Main- ab aisa bhi kya khas kaam aa gaya jo aap mujhe nhi bata rahi.....haa...

Mami- tujhe kyo nhi bataugi....par uske liye thoda intzaar karna hoga....fir pura bataugi...aur dikhaugi bhi ki main kya karne gai thi....

Main- ohh....chalo wo baad me dekh lege....pahle thoda pyaar to kar lu....

Mami- are thoda kyo.....tu jitna marji pyaar kar le....bas mujhe bathroom to jane de....thoda fresh ho aau....fir jo tum kaho.....

Main- ohk...chalo...main thoda aur intzar kar leta hu....

Mami(uth kar)- hmm...bas abhi aai......

Itna bol ka mami bathroom me ghus gai aur main wahi baith kar unka wait karne laga......

Tabhi mujhe rony ka call aaya......

(Call Par)

Main- ha rony.....sab theek hai na....

Rony- pata nhi....par kuch to ajeeb hai....

Main- tum bol kta rahe ho....are main mom auf us ladke ka puch raha hu....

Rony- wo sab to theek hi hai....par abhi maine kuch aur batane ko call kiya hai....

Main- kuch aur....matlab....kis ke baare me....

Rony- main naam to nhi janta....par maine unko pahle bhi dekh hai.....

Main- ye kya baat hui...accha theek hai...pahle ye batao ki aisa kya hua jo tumne mujhe batane ko call kiya....puri baat batao....

Rony- hmm.... wo main abhi kisi kaam se ghar aa raha tha....to mujhe ek lady aur ek aadmi dikhe....jinhe dekh kar mujhe aisa laga ki wo dono apne aap ko kusi se chupane ki kosis kar rahe hai....

To pahle to maine socha ki hoge koi.....par tabhi us lady ke chehre par dala kapda....jisse wo apna chehra chhipaye thi....wo ud gaya...aur maine use pahchan liya.....

Aur fir us aadmi jab us lady ke udte kapde ko pakdne ki kosis ki to uska chehra bhi mujhe dikh gaya....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine use bhi dekha hua hai...

Aur haa....fir us aadmi ne us lady ko kuch diya.....aur use lete hi lady ne us cheej ko is tarah se apne pursh me chhipaya...jaise ki bahut keemti ya khatarnaak cheej ho....

Main- hmm...to theek hai....tune unhe dekha hoga....aur wo koi saamaan de bhi rahe hoge....to isme tention kya leni.....

Rony- are tention ye hai ki jab maine yaad kiya ki unko kaha dekha....to mujhe yaad aaya ki dono aapse hi link hai....bas isliye mujhe tention hui....aur socha ki aapko bata du....

Main(serious)- ohh...to koun the wo....

Rony- maine bola to....unki sakle yaad thi...par naam yaad nhi aa rahe....

Main- to ab main kya karu....yaar tu naam batayega tab hi kuch action luga na.....

Rony- ha....isliye main bas kaam nipta kar bapis ghar jauga....fir waha pyra data dekh kar aapko unki photo send karuga....mujhe yakeen hai ki mere paas dono ki photo hogi....

Main- to theek hai....tu waha security ko bol kar jaldi se ghar pahuch...aur bata mujhe.....aakhir maine bhi to dekhu ki wo hai koun....aur jo bhi hai....unse mujhe koi khatra bhi hai ya fir tera shak hi hai sab....

Rony- pata nhi....par unko dekh kar mujhe doubt hua....aur mera man bol raha hai ki kuch to aisa tha...jise wo dono chupke se karna chahte the....

Main- ohk...tu ab jyada tention mat le....pahle apna kaam nipta aur fir photo send kar...baki baad me dekh lege....ok

Rony- ok....accha bye..

Main(call cut kar ke)- ye rony bhi na.....pata nhi kise dekh liya.....khair...ladka hai wafadaar.....chalo ab isne kise dekha...ye baad me.....pahle apni mami ko to dekh lu....pata nhi kitni der lagaygi....oh mami....jaldi aao na....

Ye sochte huye main bed par let gaya........

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DOOR KAHI SUNSAAN GHAR ME........

Yaha par akram, sonu aur pappu, megha ke pariwar ke sath aa chuke the aur abhi-abhi doctor dhyaanchand ka ilaaj kar ke fursat hua tha......

Pappu - doctor sahab....ab ye theek to hai na.....

Dr.pradhaan- haa....iski kismat acchi thi ki goli dil me nhi lagi.....ye jinda rahega...

Pappu - chalo accha hua....agar ye mar jata to kafi baaten saamne aane se rah jati....

Pradhaan - hmm....accha main ab chalta hu...mujhe alka ji ko bhi dekhna hai...aap log iska khyaal rakhna....aur agar ise koi dard ho to ye tablet khila dena....

Pappu(tablet le kar)- theek hai doctor....thank you.....

Fir Dr.pradhaan waha se nikal gaye....aur unke jate hi pappu ke sath-sath akram aur sonu bhi dhyaanchamd ke saamne ja kar use ghoorne lage....

Dhyaanchand- uhh....main janta hu ki tum sabko mujh par bahut gussa hoga....aur ye sahi bhi hai...aana bhi chahiye....maine kaam hi kuch aise kiye hai...maine hi...

Akram(beech me)- oye...hume tere ateet se koi lena-dena nhi....tu bas ye bata ki kya tu ab bhi apne us nalayak bete ka sath dega....ya ankit ka....

Dhyaanchand- koun beta....kaisa beta....jisne mujhe jaan se maarne ki kosis ki wo....kya wo beta kahlane ke laayak hai...haa....

Akram- ab jo boya hai...wahi to fal milega na....isme uski galti nhi....ye to usne apne baap se hi seekha hai na...ki sirf apna kaam banao...baki jo raste me aaye use mita do...hai na....ye tune hi to sikhaya hai use....hai na.......

Dhyaanchamd(najre chura kar)- theek kaha tumne....ye mere hi karmo ka fal hai....khair.....bhagwan ne mujhe ek mouka to diya...jisse main apne karmo ko sudhaar saku....

Alram- to tum ankit ka sath dene taiyaar ho.....

Dhyaanchand(kuch soch kar)- ankit ko bulao....mujhe use kuch batana hai....kuch aisa...jo mere alawa koi jinda aadmi nhi janta.....use jaldi bulao....

Akram- hmm....par tum abhi aaraam karo.....wo aa jayga.....aur sonu....tum log yaha ka dhyaan rakhna....main thodi der se aata hu....

Pappu - kyo...tum kaha ja rahe ho....

Akram- kuch kaam se hi ja raha hu.....aata hu....aur haa....

Ye bol kar akram nikal gaya aur dhyaanchand aankhe band kar ke apni jindagi ke karmo ke baare me sochne laga......aur sochte-sochte uski aankh lag gai.....

Sonu- to ab hum kya kare.....ye to sala so gaya....

Pappu- sone do....tum sab aaraam karo.....main bhi ankit ko call kar ke sab bata deta hu...

Sonu- pahle khana kha lete hai....

Pappu- are 2 minute hi to lagege.....tum chal kar suru karo...main bas abhi aaya....thoda fresh bhi ho jaau....

Aur sonu ko bhej kar pappu bathroom me ghus gaya.....



ANKIT KE GHAR ME......

Main yaha leta hua mami ka wait hi kar raha tha ki mujhe pappu mama ka call aa gaya....aur unhone mujhe dhyaanchand ki sari jaankari de dali....

(Call Par)

Main(baith kar)- hmm...to ye baat hai....khair....abhi kya kar raha hai wo......

Pappu- ab to so gaya...saayad injection ka asar ho....

Main- to theek hai.....sone do saale ko.....main khud waha aauga.....dekhte hai ye aisa kya janta hai jise aur koi jinda insaan nhi janta....

Pappu- pata nhi....par mujhe lagta hai ki wo sach bol raha tha....kuch to hai uske paas...koi gahra raaj.....

Main- accha...chalo dekhte hai.....abhi aap log bas us par najar rakho...aur koi bhi gadbad ho to call karna....chalo ab rakhta hu....kyoki mujhe jiska intzaar tha...wo mere saamne aa chuka hai....

Asal me pappu mama se baat karte time hi mami bathroom se bahar aa gai...aur unhe dekh kar mujhe sararat soojh gai....isliye maine phon ko speaker par kar diya....

Pappu- accha...aisa koun sa khas saksh hai....

Main(mami ko paas bula kar)- bas mama...hai ek haseena....jis par mujhe bahut pyaar aata hai....

Ye bolte huye maine mami ko apni god me baitha liya aur bade pyaar se unke gaalo ko choomne laga.....

Mami ne turant mujhe ghoor kar rukne ko bola....par main kaha manne wala tha....

Pappu- oh ho....kismat wali hai....waise hai koun wo....

Main- ab kya bolu....bas yu samjh lo ki meri hi hai...waise kahne ko to kisi aur ki biwi hai...par ab meri biwi hi samjh lo....kyo ji...sahi kaha na....

Meri baat sun kar mami ne sharma kar mere kandhe par hath maara aur fir muskura kar haa me gardan hila di....aur tabhi maine mami ka pallu hata diya aur unke doodho ke beech ek kiss kar diya....

Main- are mama...ab kya bolu....itni rasbhari hai ye...ki man karta hai ki pure din-raat isko choosta hi rahu....

Pappu- sach me....are jara hume bhi milwao kabhi....dekhe to kitna ras bhara hai.....

Main- abhi aap to rahne hi do....filhaal to main uske rasbhare doodho ko choosne wala hu....aap chaho to sun kar maza le sakte ho.....

Papuu(has kar)- wah bganje....tu to bada wala ho gaya....tu waha doodh choisega aur main chusaai sunta rahu...hmm..waise wo aourat mujhe ye sab sunwane ko raji hogi bhi ki nhi....

Main(mami ka doodh sahla kar)- bilkul hogi....chalo usse puch hi leta hu...suno....mere mama ko tumhare doodh chuswane ki aawaaj sunni hai....tumhe koi harz to nhi na....

Mami ne muskura kar naa me gardan hila di....

Main- are mama...tumhari to nikal padi....wo taiyaar hai.....

Pappu- ohh...tab to suna hi do....

Main- abhi lo....

Aur fir mere isaare par mami ne sharmate huye apna blouse khol diya aur fir piche haath le ja kar bra ka hum bhi khol diya...jusse unki bra aasaani se doodho ke neeche sarak gai aur unke dono bade-bade doidh aazaad ho gaye....

Main- uummm...kya rasbhare doodh hai....aaauuummmmmm.....

Mami- ssshhhh.....

Pappu- oh ho bhanje.....maine suna.....tumhare chooste hi uski aah nikal gai....badi garam aourat lagti hai yaar....

Main- uuummmmhhh....ha mama...behut garam hai....par iska pati itna bada chutiya hai ki is jaise garam maal ko chhod kar bahar muh maarta firta hai....

Pappu- marne do chutiye ko...tum aish karo....

Main(mami ko dekh kar)- sahi kaha....ab ise apne chutiye pati ki jaroorat bhi nhi....main hu na....aaauummmmm...uuummmmm....

Aur main jooro se mami ke doodh choosne laga....jisse thodi hi der me mami garam ho gai aur mujhe phon rakhne ko bolne lagi.......

Main- uuummm..uummmmhhhh...mama....ab phon rakho....kyoki ab mujhe mere maze ke beech koi nhi chahiye.......chalo....main baad me milta hu....

Itna bol kar maine call cut ki aur mami ko kas ke baahon me jakad liya....

Main- mami....aapne to badi der laga di....kis kaam me busy thi kya....

Mami(muskura kar)- lalla....kuch jaroori kaam hi tha.....

Main- accha...koun sa kaam...aapne bola tha ki dikha hi degi..to dikhao.....

Mami- wo to dikha hi dugi....abhi tum bolo...kya baat hui...jo itni jaldi aane ko kaha....

Main- hmm....aap ready ho jao....aaj raat main aapko jannat ki sair karane ke mood me hu.....

Mami- kya baat hai lalla....bada khush dikh raha hai.....

Main- ha mami.....khush to bahut hu aaj....isiliye is khushi ko aapke sath baantna chahta hu......

Mami- accha....par baat kya hai.....

Main- wo bhi batata hu....par pahle aapka ras to chakh lu.........

Ye bol kar maine mami ke doidho ko fir se muh me bhar liya aur mami bhi mere balon me haath ferti hui masti se apne doodh chuswane lagi.....

Mami- aah....chakh le lalla...ye sab tere liye hi hai...uuummm....jee bhar ke chakh le....aah...kaat mat lalla....

Aur fir maine mami ke doodh chooste huye ek hath unki saree me daal diya aur tatolte huye unke peti kot ke naade ko kholne ki kosis karne laga.....

Mami- aahh...lalla...aise to tu tod hi dega....ruk ja...main apne lalla ke liye khud hi sab nikaal deti hu......

Ye bol kar mami ne apne hatho se apni saree nikali air turant hi peticot ka nada khol diya....

Aur nada khulte hi maine hath bada kar unki choot ko mutthi me dawa liya....

Mami- aaahh.....lalla....

Main ek taraf mami ke doodh choosne me laga tha aur dusri taraf unki choot ko masal raha tha.....jisse mami kuch hi der me puri tarah garam ho gai....aur unki choot ras bahane lagi.....

Mami- aahhh...bas kar lalla....ab aur sahan nhi hota....aahhh...ab apni mami ko thanda kar de....aahh...daal se lalla..bheete daal se jaldi se.....

Mami ab garam ho kar lund khane ki maag kar rahi thi....par main apni hi masti me laga tha....jiski wajah se mami jayda der tak tik nhi paai aur unki choot ne sara choitras mere hath me hi nikaal diya....aur mami jhad kar meri baahon me past ho gai.....

Mami- aah lalla....tu to bahut maza karwata hai.....uuff.....aur tadpata aise hai ki jaise saza de raha ho....

Main(man me)- sahi kaha.....maza bhi deta hu aur saza bhi.....aap yaha maza karo....aur waha ek dhokebaaj saza bhugtega.....

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SAM HOTEL ME........

Yaha jis room me bahadur aur uski biwi ruke huye the....us room me ek ladki bhi kaid thi.....jo maar kha-kha kar behosh ho gai thi....aur ab fir se hosh me aa gai thi.....

Aur jaise hi ladki hosh me aai to bahadur ki biwi menka uthi aur ek hunter le kar us ladki ki taraf badi....

Menka- accha hua tu hosh me aa gai.....main kafi der se bor hi ho rahi thi....to ab chal....fir se time-paas karte hai....main tujh par hunter barsa kar aur tu cheekh-cheekh kar.....

Ye bol kar menka ne hunter uthaya hi tha ki tabhi piche se kusi ne us hunter ko pakad liya.....

Hunter ruk jane se menka chounk gai aur jab usne mud kar piche dekha to wo aur jyada chounk gai....kyoki piche ek anhana saksh khasa hua tha...jisne hunter pakda hua tha......

Menka(hairani se)- tt..tum...tum bheeter kaise aaye...aur tum ho koun......

Saksh- to yaha chhipa kar rakha hai is kameenk ko.....hmm....aa jao dosto....wo yahi hai...

Aur fir us saksh ki aawaaj sun kar 2 log aur us room me aa gaye....jinhd dekh jar menka dar gai....

Kyoki ek to uske saamne teen anjaan log khade the aur uper se use apna pati kahi nhi dikh raha tha.....jo ki kuch der pahle yahi tha......

Menka(man me)- mera aadmi kaha gaya....kahi inhone kuch.....aur ye hai koun...jo is ladki ke lite aaye hai....ye jaroor ankit baba ke dushman hi hoge....ab main kya karu.....main akeli aourat...auf ye teen mard.....pata nhi ab kya hoga mera....

Saksh- chalo....ab suru karte hai.....dekhe to sahi ki aakhir ye bala kya hai....

Saksh 2- sahi kaha.....saza ka waqt aa gaya hai.....chalo....

Ye bol kar wo teeno log menka ke paas aane lage aur menka ka dil joro se dhadakne laga.....

Menka(man me)- saza....matlab....ab to main gai...ye mujhe kaccha chaba jayge....aahh....aakhir ye kis gunaah ki saza mil rahi hai......hey bhagwan....

Aage dekhte hai SAZA kise milti hai aur MAZA kise.......???

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Ab Aage.......

HOTEL SAM ME.........


Hotel ke room me jab 2 saksh aakar menka ki taraf badne lagte hai....to menka itni jyada dar jati hai ki wo aankhe band kar ke joor se cheekhne lagti hai....

Tabhi un 3 saksh me se 1 aage bada aur menka ka muh apne hath se dawa diya......

Menka(aankhe khol kar)- uuummmmmmmmmmm....

Akram- are chillao mat...main ankit ka dost hu....samjhi....

Menka(aankhe faad kar)- uumm..uuummm...

Akram- ohh...sorry.....

Ye bol kar akram ne menka ke muh se hath hata liya aur menka apni fooli hui saanse theek karne lagi....

Akram- hume ankit ne hi bheja hai....aur ha...ye dono log policewale hai...to ghabrao mat.....

Menka- hmm..par aap log yaha kyo aaye....matlab ankit baba ne to kaha tha ki hume hi is aourat ka khyaal rakhna hoga....aur meri pati kaha hai....

Akram- wo bahar hai...kuch kaam se nikal gaya hai....aur haa.....hum yaha is aourat ki asliyat janne ke liye aaye hai....kyoki hume pata hai ki isne ab tak kuch bhi nhi baka....

Menka- haa...badi dheet hai ye.....

Akram- koi baat nhi....mere ye sathi isi kaam me expert hai....inhe dheet se dheet insaan ka muh khulwana aata hai....ab bas tum dekhna....ki ye kaise apna muh kholti hai....

Menka- hmm...to ab aap log ise sambhaliye.....main chapti hu...

Akram- theek hai...aur haa...agar 1 cup chai la sako to accha hoga....

Menka- ji...abhi lati hu....

Itna bol kar menka nikal gai aur akram ke isaare par dono policewale apne kaam par lag gaye........



SHARABI KE ADDE PAR..........

Yaha najam sharabi se 1 round chudne ke baad nangi hi bed par padi thi aur apne plan ke baare me soch rahi thi.....

Najam(man me)- ye to pata chal chuka ki akash ne ek baar fir mujhe chakhma de diya.....matlab ab akadh ko fasa kar apni jindagi aish se bitana muskil hai....kyoki akash to mujhe apnane se raha.....

To ab mere paas sirf ek hi rasta bacha hai....wo hai DJ.....ya fir ye sharaabi....haa....ye bhi ek accha rasta ho sakta hai.....

Agar kisi tarah main sharabi ko khush kar ke uske dil me apne liye jagah bana lu....to mera kaam ho sakta hai.....

Fir na hi mujhe akash ki jaroorat hogi aur na hi DJ ke isaaro par naachna padega.....fir to main apne bacche ke sath sharabi ki ho kar rah sakti hu...wo bhi pure aish se...

Aur ek baar sharaabi mere sath ho gaya....tab to wo sala ankit bhi mera kuch nhi bigaad payga.....hmm...ye accha idea hai....aur isme ab mujhe der nhi karni chahiye....main aaj se hi sharabi ko bottle me utarna suru kar deti hu...

Yaha najam apne hi khyaalon me gum thi aur waha akash kisi se phon par baat kar raha tha....

( Call Par)

Akash- aakhir iski jaroorat kya hai.....

Saamne- agar jaroorat nhi hoti to bolta hi kyo....ye jaroori hai....aur yakeen mano....ye plan kaamyaab hua na....to samjho aadha kaam khatm....

Akash- par hum bina iske bhi to kaam kar sakte hai na.....fir jaroorat kya hai..

Saamne- kar sakte hai....par usme waqt lagega....aur hume kafi logo ko dekhna hoga....par agar hum ek-ek jar ke un logo ko pahle hi raste se hata de...tab hume sirf ek hi saksh par focus karna hoga....sirf DJ par....aur ye to tum bhi jante ho ki ek insaan ko target karna kai logo ko target karne se jyada accha hai....

Akash- hmm...to ab mujhe kya karna hai...aur ye ankit mujhe kuch kyo nhi batata....haa...

Saamne- wo tumhara beta hai.....tumhare hi jaisa hoga na...khair....tum sharabi se baat karo aur sab samjha do....aur usse bolna ki ye kaam aaj hi ho jaaye to accha...

Akadh- ok....main dekhta hu...

Fir aksh ne call cut ki aur sharaabi je oaas pahuch gaya...aur fir kuch der baad hi sharabi dowara najam ke paas chala gaya....jaha najam abhi bhi nangi hi dali thi.....

Sharabi- ohh....accha kiya tumne kapde nhi pahne.....faltu me time kharab hota....

Najam(muskura kar)- main janti thi ki aap jaroor aayge....isliye aapke liye puri tarah se ready rahna chahti thi....

Sharabi(bed par aa kar)- accha....itni japdi tum mujhe samjhne bhi lagi....

Najam(sharabi ka seena sahlate huye) - ji haa....main asli mard ko ek baar me hi samjh leti hu....

Sharabi- oh ho....tab to tum asli mard ke sath hi rahna chahti hogi....

Najam(man me)- bilkul chahti hu....kam se kam is waqt to haa...

Sharabi(najam ki gaand par chapet maar kar) - kya sochne lagi.....

Najam- aah...kuch nhi...main to bas ye soch rahi thi ki kya aap mujhe apne sath rakhne ki khwahis rakhte hai ki nhi....

Sharabi- ye to tum par hai.....kyoki tum to DJ ki ho na.....to fir....

Najam- to kya....main uski gulaam nhi....main apni marji ki malkin hu....main jaha chahugi...jiske sath chahugi...wahi rahugi....

Sharabi- par maine to suna tha ki tum DJ ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti ho....

Najam- kisne kaha....are wo to bolna padta hai.....ab jiske bharoshe jindagi bitani ho...uskole liye wafadari to dikhani hi hogi na....to bas....

Sharabi- accha....chalo..maza karte-karte baat karte hai......ab dikhao apna jalwa.....dekhe to...kitni kabil ho tum....

Najam- kyo nhi.....aaj main aapko itna khush karoogi ki aap duniya ki har aourat ko bhool jaoge....sirf mujge hi yaad rakhoge......

Itna bol kar najam ne baith kar sharabi ka pent aur underwere nikal diya....aur usi waqt sharabi ne apni shirt bhi nikal di...aur pura nanga ho jar bed ke sirhane tik kar baith gaya.....

Aur najam bade pyaar se uska lund sahlate huye uske hontho ko choosne lagi....

Najam- uuummmmhhh....aap ka lund wakai saandaar hai...

Sharabi- wo to hai....waise ek baat bolu....

Najam- ek kya....aap hazaar bole...aauuummmmmmhhh...

Sharabi- DJ ka plan kya hai....

Najam- ye aapko kyo janna hai....

Sharabi- wo isliye....ki mujhe lagta hai ki uska plan bade faayde wala hai...ate tabhi to wo meri sharton par udhaar le gaya.....aur aisi sharto par udhaar lene ki dam aise hi to nhi aai uske paas...kuch to bada hai....

Najam- ha...bahut bada.....jusme lakho nhi...bapki karodo ka fayda hai......kai crore....

Sharabi- ohh....tab to tum bata hi do.....

Najam- aur ye bata kar mera kya fayda......

Sharabi- tumhara....are tum meri ban kar raho...aur aish se raho.....jo mera hoga...wo tumhara bhi....aur tumhe kusi se darne ki bhi jaroorat nhi hogi.....na akash se aur na uske bete se....bolo...kya bolti ho....

Najam(nan me)- wah...ye to mere hi man ki baat bol gaya.....kya kismat hai meri....

Sharabi- soch lo....agar DJ ka sath diya...to ek to DJ tumhe rani bana kar nhi rakhne wala....aur dusra.....ho sakta hai is beech tum kisi ke hath se maari jao...kyoki ankit tumhe dhokha dene par chhodega nhi...aur na hi akadh....

Najam- aap sahi bol rahe hai...isliye maine soch liya......ki main aapke sath hu....ab aap bataiye....aapka kya plan hai....

Sharabi- mera to seedha plan hai....ki DJ ka pkan jano....uske sath raho....aur last time par use raste se hata do...fir sabkuch mera...aur tum bhi meri....

Najam(muskura kar)- to fir bas.....aap maza kijiye.....fir main aapko sab bata dugi....aur haa.....aapko ankit aur aksh ki sambhalna hoga....unke kabze me mera baccha hai....

Sharabi- tum uski fikr mat karo...bas ye batao ki DJ aur uske plan ke baare me kya-kya janti ho......fir dekhna ki main DJ ko kaise jhatka deta hu....bolo....

Najam- bolti hu....par pahle jara aapko maza to kara du....

Aur ye bol kar najam ne jhuk kar sharabi ka lund choosna suru kar diya......

Fir dekhte hi dekhte najam aur sharabi ne ek baar fir se saandaar chudaai ki....aur chudaai ke douran hi najam ne wo sab bol doya....jo ki abhi tak kisi aur ko pata nhi tha......

DJ ka target....uske sathi......uska plan.....khazane ki jagah(jo DJ ko pata thi)....aur najam ke hatho ka kamaal....ki kaise usne nakli mask bana kar DJ ka kaam aasaan kiya.....

Yaha najam masti me choor chudte huye apna muh khol rahi thi....par wo is baat se anjaan thi ki uska kaha ek-ek sabd koi sun raha hai...aur sath hi sath use dekh bhi raha hai.....

Najam ka ye nanga naach dekhne wala aur koi nhi...balki S tha....jo ye sab dekh kar behad hi khush tha......

S - saali raand kahi ki......ise lagta hai ki ye sabko nacha rahi hai....par ise ye andaja bhi nhi ki ab ye kitna naachne wali hai aur kis-kis ke sath.....chalo....ab DJ ko ye batane ka waqt aa gaya hai ki uski randi ab uski nhi rahi.....DJ.....uperwala tumhe ye sahne ki taaqat de DJ...hahahaha.......



ANKIT KE GHAR ME........

Yaha mami apni taange kholi joor-joor se sisak rahi thi aur maine unke uper leta joor-joor se dhakke maar raha tha.....

Har dhakke par mami ke muh se ek meethi si aah nikal rahi thi....aur fir masti me aa kar mami ne apni taange meri kamar me fasa di....

Mami- aahhh..lalla....kitna accha karta hai tu...uuummm....har dhakke par maza kara deta hai.....

Main- bas mami....tum khush ho...yahi mere liye bahut hai....

Itna bol kar main thoda piche hua aur mami ki dono taange hath se uper kar di...mab mami ki gaand aur jyada choudi lag rahi thi...aur meri jaagho se takta kar thap..thap ki aawaaj kar rahi thi....

Mami masti me choor khud hi apne dhoodho ko masalate huye apni kamar hilane lagi aur maine puri speed se dhakke maarna suru kar diya....

Dheere-dheere hum dono ki masti aur jyada bad gai aur room me ab sirf mami ki meethi siskiyan aur unki gaand ki thaap hi sunaai de rahi thi.....

Hum dono ko hi is waqt kisi ki koi fikr nhi thi....par koi tha...jo hum dono ki masti ko badi gour se dekh raha tha....

Yaha thodi baad hi mami ki choot jawaab de gai aur wo haafne lagi...par mera kaam abhi kuch baki tha....

Isliye maine lund ko bahar kheech liya aur mami ke chootras se sana lund uslnki gaand par set kar diya....

Mami mera isara samjh gai aur apne hatho se apni gaand ko fala kar pura ched khol diya....

Maine mami ko dekh kar muskaan bikheri aur ek joordaar dhakka de mara...

Dhakka itna tej tha ki pura lund ek hi baar me gaand ki gahraai tak dhas gaya...aur mami ki aankhe bahar aa gai....

Mami ke muh se ek joordaar cheekh nikli aur wo apna sir ghumate huye tadapne lagi...

Main- kya hua mami...jyada dard hua.....

Mami- aaaahhh....ha lalla...par ye dard is maze ke saamne kuch nhi...aaahhh...tu mat ruk.....karta rah...aahh...

Mami ki baat sun kar main khush tha...aur fir maine bade pyaar se unki gaand marna suru kar diya...

Thodi der baad hi mami ka dard chala gaya aur wo puri masti me apni choot makte huye gaand hilane lagi...

Ek baar fir se room me mami ki kamuk siski aur gaand ki taal goojne lagi....aur aisi hi aawaajon ke beech mami joor se siski aur aoni choot se garmi nikaal di....

Mami ke jhadte hi main thoda ruka aur fir unhe palta kar gaand marne laga.....

Mami ab mere saamne kutiya ki tarah gaand failaaye huye thi aur mere har dhakke par apni moti gaand hila kar maza le rahi thi......

Ye silsila agle 10 minute aur chala aur mami fir se cheekhi aur apni choot ko thanda kar diya...aur usi ke sath hi mere lund ne pura lava mami ki gaand me chhod diya........

Aur fir hum dono aapas me lipte apne aapko aaraam dene lage......

Main(thodi der baad)- accha mami...ab aap taiyari kijiye....main abhi nikalta hu.....

Mami- theek hai lalla.....waise renu ki taiyari ho gai na.....

Main- kar rahi hai.....waise aap gai kaha thi...

Mami(muskura kar)- lagta hai masti ke mood me mere lalla ne theek se mujge dekha nhi.....

Main- kya matlab...kya nhi dekha maine...

Meri baat par mami ne apni jaaghe kholi aur apni choot par hath ghumane lagi....

Main- kya mami....ise na dekh hota to maza kaise leta....

Mami- janti hu...par tu ye bhool raha hai ki aaj ye chikni hai....puri tarah se chikni....

Main- ohh...to ye baat hai...aap parlour gai thi....

Mami(muskura kar)- hmm..

Main(kiss kar ke)- oh mami...i love you...uuummhh.....ab aap ready ho jao...main aata hu kaam nipta kar....

Ye bol kar main fresh hua aur ghar se nikal gaya....wahi thodi der me hi mami ka phon bajne laga aur screen dekh kar mami ka chehra murjha gaya.....

(Call Par)

Mami- bolo...

Saamne- ho gaye maze.....

Mami- tumhe isse kya.....kaam ki baat karo....

Saamne- kaam ki baat yahi hai ki tum is maze ke chakkar me apna kaam nlmat bhool jana....yaad rakhna ki tum kis kaam ke liye gai ho....

Mami- janti hu....aur bgarosha rakho...maon apna kaam pura jaroor karoogi......

Saambe- mujhe aisi hi ummeed hai.....tabhi to maine tumhare hath me mout de di...ab tum usko sahi insaan tak pahucha do...

Mami- mujhe baar-baar batane ki jaroorat nhi....sahi samay kar kaam ho jayga....ab rakho....

Ye bol kar mami ne call cut kar diya......

Saamne(has kar)- ye saali.....tever to kamaal hai.....hmm...kaam bhi kamaal kare to theek....nhi to fir mujhe hi hath gandhe karne hoge....aah....ye kidi ko marna bhi na.....bada bekaar kaam hai....par sala hai bade kaam ka...kam se kam mere kaam ka to hai...haa...aaha..hahaha....hahahaha.......

Mami(call ke baad)- maaf karna lalla....par main tujhe sach nhi bata sakti.....teri mami tumahare maze ki khatir nhi...balki mout ki khatir baahar gai thi.....ab mout meri mutthi me hai lalla...aur meri di hui mout ko koi nhi taal sakta....koi bhi nhi...mout to hogi...aur jaroor hogi.....

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HOTEL DILKAS ME.........

DJ - haaatttt.....sali randi.....mujhse dhokha....mujhse.....main is kameeni ko chhoduga nhi....saali ko aisi mout duga ki saali marne ke pahle hazaar mout maregi....nhi choduga.....nhi chodugaaaa.....

DJ ne gusse se apna phon fek kar jameen par de mara tha.....jisme wah wo vidio dekh raha tha...jisme najam aur sharabi chudaai kar rahe the aur najam apni aane wali jindagi ko sawarne ka plan kar rahi thi.....

Ye vedio use S ne dikhaya tha.....aur ab wo jameen par bikhra hua mobile samet raha tha....

S- oh ho....mera mobile bhi gaya....

DJ - wo naya le lena.....mera mood kharaab mat karna....samjha....

S - kya samjha.....tum mujh par mat chillao.....are tumhe to meta sukriya bolna chahiye....nhi to tumhe kabhi bhi us raand ke iraade pata nhi chalta.....samjhe....

DJ - janta hu....sorry....wo mera mood thoda....tum samjh nhi sakte...jab koi apna dhokha deta hai to kaosa lagta hai....

S - tum galat ho.....

DJ - kya matlab....

S - matlab ye...ki apno ka dhokha dena muhse behtar koi nhi samjh sakta.....koi nhi....

S - accha...tumhe kisne dhokha diya...koun tha wo tumhara apna....

DJ ki baat sun kar S ko apna ateet yaad aa gaya tha...ki kaise uski ammi ne hi uske abbu aur use dhokha diya tha....aur ye sochte hi uska chehra gusse se laal hone laga....

DJ - itna gussa...lagta hai koi bahut kareebi tha....hai na...

S (ghoor kar)- tum meri chhodo......mere sath jo hua so hua....wo purani baat hai.....abhi tum us baare me socho jo tumhare saamne hai.....us randi ke baare me.....kyoki tum ye acchi tarah se jante ho ki agar najam ne muh kholna suru kar diya.....to tum kisi haalat me nhi bach paoge.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

S - yahi...ki agar usne muh khola...to akash aur ankit ke sath-sath sharabi ko bhi tumhare iraade pata chal jayege...aur agar kahi timhara sach police tak pahuch gaya.......tab to tum gaye samjho......fir tum nhi bach sakte...aur raha tumhara plan....to jab tum hi nhi rahoge to plan kis kaam ka.....haa....

S ki baaten sun kar DJ ko gussa jaroor aa raha tha....par wo janta tha ki S ne jo bhi kaha hai.....wo sab bilkul sach hai.....

Agar najam ne uske saare raaj khol diye to use koi nhi bacha sakta tha...kisi bhi keemat par nhi...aur fir khajana milna to door ki baat....wo uske kareeb jane ka bhi nhi soch sakta tha.....

S - kya hua.....kya soch rahe ho...

DJ - huh...kuch nhi....tumhari baat me dam hai....par DJ ko mitana baccho ka khel nhi....mujhe koi nhi hara sakta...koi bhi nhi...

S - ye to tumhara khud par yakeen bol raha hai...ya saayad ghamand....par sach tumhare samne hai....tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki najam wo hai jo tumhe sabse jyada janti hai.....to aise me mujhe tumhara dava bas ek kori balwas hi lagta hai.....

DJ - salmaan....tum bahut tej ho....kamaal ka dimaag hai tumhara....aur tum kafi had tak sahi bhi ho....par tum ye nhi jante ki turup ka ikka ab bhi mere paas hai.....aur uske sath bhi kuch patte hai....jo mujhe jeet dilayege.....

S - matlab....tum kis ki baat kar rahe ho...

DJ - wo tum jald hi jaan jaoge.....filhaal tum us randi par najar rakho......tab tak main apna kaam niptata hu....kyoki ab der karna meri sehat ke liye theek nhi......

Ye bol kar DJ teji se hotel se nikal gaya....aur uske jate hi S ne ye khabar ankit tak pahucha di......

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MANTRI KE GHAR PAR.......

Raat suru hi hui thi ki mantri apne ghar par pahuch gaya....aur usne jab noukar se apni biwi ke baare me pucha to usne bataya ki wo apne room me hai...

Mantri ye jaan kar khush hua aur apne sath laya hua phholo ka guldasta aur ek keemti gift le kar seedha apne bedroom ki taraf jane laga....

Mantri isliye khudh tha kyoki wo samjh raha tha ki ab ankit ka kaam tamaam ho chuka hai aur uski biwi ab ankit ki pahuch se door hai...

Aur isi mouke ka fayda utha kar wo aaj apni biwi ko mahga gift de kar sorry bolne wala tha...jis se ki un dono ke rishte pahle ki tarah theek ho jaaye....

Fir jaise hi mantri bedroom ke paas pahucha to use gate khula hi mila...mantri aur khush hua aur muskurate hute pura darwaja khol diya....

Par jaise hi usne pura gate khola to uski aankge fat gai aur saamne ka najara dekh kar gusse se wo tilmila utha....

Mantri(joir se)- ye sab kya ho raha hai.....

Main- ohh...tum aa gaye....aao-aao...main ise aadhe ghante se chod hi raha tha...oar tum aaye hi nhi....to thoda break le liya......par tum ye kaisa sawaal kar rahe ho....tum nhi jante ki ye sab kya ho raha hai...

Asal me us bedroom ke bed par main sirhane tika hua nanga leta tha aur aasha mere baju me nangi baithi jhuk kar mera lund choos rahi thi....

Mantri ye dekh kar aag-baboola ho gaya aur yaha aasha ne lund chusaai rok di aur mantri ko dekhne lagi....

Aasha- tum bina puche andar kyo aaye...

Mantri(gusse se)- chup kar...tujhe to main baad me dekhuga...pahle is kameene ko to dekh lu....

Ye bol kar mantri ne apne hatho ka saamaan farsh par feka aur gurrata hua aage bada...tabbi maine apne baju se gun uthai aur mantri par taan di....jisse mantri wahi ruk gaya....

Main- accha hua ki tune apne kadam rok diye....warna abhi uper nikal leta.....

Mantri- tumhari himmat kaise hui meri biwi ke sath...tu saale humara kutta hai....aur humse hi...

Main(beech me)- chup kar...main wo nhi jo tu samjh raha hai...main ankit hu ankit....origional.....samjha saale....

Mantri(chounk jar)- tum... ankit.....par kaise....ankit to waha...humne to use....fir kaise....

Main- kaise....ruk samjhata hu....wo...are aasha..tum ruk kyo gai...tum chalu rakho...choiso...jara tera ye gaandu pati bhi dekh le ki asli lund kaise choisti hai uski patni...chal...aaja....

Ye bol kar maine aasha ka sir dawaya aur aasha ne bina kisi baat ki fikr kiye lund choisna suru kar diya....

Mantri- band karo ye sab....

Main- chup be....yaha mera hukum cgalega....teri biwi par bhi aur tujh par bhi...ap chupchap baith ja.....baith....

Mantri- par tu aisa...

Main(gusse se)- bola na baith.....

Mantri kya karta....mere hath me gun dekh kar uski faand jo fat gai thi.....isliye chupchap ek kurshi par baith gaya....

Fir maine noukar ko aawaaj di aur usne aa kar mantri ke hath-pair us kursi se baandh diye.....

Aur mantri ye dekh kar aur bhi hairan hua ki uski biwi ne noukar ke aane par bhi lund choisna nhi rika...balki besharmi se nangi padi lund choisti rahi.....

Main- aah...ab theek hai...ab bol....kya soch raha tha tu....ki main nakli ankit hu....wahi...tum logo ka paltu..jise tumne mere ghar me bheja tha...haa...

Mantri- haa....par tum ye sab kaise....kusne bataya tumhe....

Main- itna bhi nhi samjha....are saale...gaddar kya sirf mere sath hi hoge....tum logo ke sath nhi...haa....

Aasha- uuummmhhh...ab kitni der lagaoge....meri choot me aag lagi hui hai....

Main(muskura kar)- to bhujha le na....kar le lund ki sawari....aur tere pati ko bhi dikha...ki tu kitna maza karti hai mere sath....

Meri baat par aasha muskurai aur fir aone pati ki taraf muh kar ke mere lund par uccchalne lagi....

Main- aahh...ab bol...kya bol raha tha...

Mantri(sharmindigi se)- tumhe ye kaise pata chala...aur tum bache kaise....humare aadmi to wahi the...fir kaise....

Main- tu wo sab chhod...aahh..aaraam se aasha.....

Aasha- aahhh...kya karu....apne pati ke saambe dusra lund kha rahi hu....aaahhh..to josh doguna ho gaya...aaahh...aahhh..

Main- kii baat nhi...karti rah....aur tu....tu bas ye jaan le ki main asli hu aur tum log jise ankit samjh kar le gaye...wo tumhara hi kutra hai....samjha.....

Mantri- samjha....par tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho....wo bhi mujhe baadh kar..mere saamne....kyo...

Main- kyoki tu ek kameena aadmi hai...aur kameene ka muh khulwane ke liye kameenapan jaroori hai.....

Aasha- aaahhh....main gai...uuff...aahh..aahh..aahh...aah...

Main- wah meri jaan...aaj to tu bade josh me hai....

Aasha- aahh...kya karu.....pati ke saamne chudne ka maza hi kuch alag hai....

Main- hmm..chal fir isi ke saamne teri gaand bhi maar li jaaye....

Aasha(muskura kar)- tab to aur bhi maza aayga....meri cheekhe jo niklegi....

Main- hmm...aaja fir...

Aur maine aasha ko mantri ke saambe hi kutiya banaya aur uski gaand maarne laga....

Aasha- aaaaiiiiiii...faad di meri gaand...aaahhh...suniye ji.....aaahhh..inka lund bada bura hai.....uuummmm..cheer diya meri gaand ko....

Mantri ye sab sun kar aur aasha ka chehra dekh kar buri tarah boukhla raha tha...oar bechara majboor tha....

Mantri- ankit...pkz...ye sab rok do..main ye nhi sah sakta....

Main- rik duga...afar tum mere sawaalo ka sahi-sahi jawaab doge......

Mantri- ha...pucho...main sab bata duga...bas ye rok do...

Main- yeehhh....ti bolo....ye bhai ji koun hai....aur tere sath kyo tha.....aur ab kaha hai....bol....

Mantri(chounk kar)- bhai ji....ye tum kyo puch rahe ho...tumhe kaise pata.....

Main- tu bas bol.....

Mantri- main..main nhi janta....sach me....

Main- nhi janta...haa....to dekh fir....

Aur maine puri soewd se aasha ki gaand marni suru kar di...jisse aasha ki cheekhe tej ho gai....

Aasha- aaaaahhhhh...bata do na....aaahh..kyo meri gaand fatwa rage ho...aaaahhhh...mmar gaiii.......

Main- yeehhhhh..bolta gai ki nhi...haa..nhi to....

Aasha- aaaaiiii....bol na saale....aaaaahhhh....bol deeee......

Mantri- ha...ruk jao.....main batata hu....sab batata hu....bas use kuch mat karo.....

Main- theek hai....aaraam se karta hu....bol fir....

Mantri- bhai ji ko tum bhi jante ho....aur wo isi sahar me hai....humare beech....

Main- kaha hai...aur main janta hu matlab...saad-saaf bol....

Mantri- wo....DJ hi bhai ji hai....

Main- kya....DJ....par use kya jaroorat thi bhai ji banne ki....haa....

Mantri- wo jab DJ ko jail hui...to maine use turant hi nikalwa lita tha....par jus se meri setting hui thi..usne bola tha ki DJ ko koi dekhe na...nhi to use fir se jail me dalna hoga....aur fir use koi nhi nikalwa sakta tha...

To DJ ne apbe sathi se ek mask banwaya...aur bhai ji naam ke sath mere sath aa gaya...kyoki wo isi sahar me rahna chahta tha.....

Main- ohh...aur use is sahar me kya kaam tha....

Mantri- tum jante ho....wo tumhari maa ke piche tha....

Main- acchaa....to fir usne meri maa ko bgai ji ke roop me hi mara tha.....hai na....

Mantri- haa......

Main- waise kamaal hai ye tumhara mask banane wala....saale ne mera bhi mask bana dala....par ek baat samjh nhi aai....aakhir tum log mere ghar me....mera duplicate kyo lana chahte the....haa...

Mantri- wo main nhi janta....wo DJ ka plan tha....sach me....main to bas is baat se khush tha ki ab tum meri biwi se door ho jaoge....bas....

Main- hmm..ab jaldi se wo sach bhi bhounk de jo yu chhipa raha hai...chal...

Mantri- nhi....aur kuch nhi hai.....baki to tum jante hi ho ki DJ ka maqsad kya hai....hai na...

Main- wah.....

Aasha- aahh..thoda tej karo na....

Main- ha bilkul.....ye le......

Mantri- plz...ab to ruk jao....

Main- chup saale......main bas jgadne hinwala hi.....yeeehhh...yeehhhh...yeehhh...aaahh....maza aa gaya.....

Aasha- aaahhh....meri to....jaan nikaal di..aaahh...

Mantri- plz...bas karo ab....

Main- aahh...ho gaya.....ab bol.... bhai ji ne aur kya kiya tha.......ye bata..kyoki wo to kai saal is sahar me tha...meti maa par attack hone se pahle bhi....hai na.....

Mantri- mujhe nhi pata....

Main- ohh..to aise nhi bolega....lagta hai ise pyaash lagi hai....aasha....ja....aur ise apni gaand me bgara mera lundras pila de...tab saayad iska muh khulega....chal ja.....

Aasha- hmm...chalo....apne pati ki pyaas to bujha hi sakti hu na....

Ye bol kar aasha uthi aur ja kar usi kursi par chad gai....jus oar mantri bandha hua tha...aur fir usne apni ek taang uthai hi thi ki mantri chiila pada....

Mantri- bas karo...main batata hu...plz...ruk jao...

Main- aasha....ruk thoda.....aur tu...jaldi bol..
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Mantri- DJ ne tumhare judwa bhai ko kidnap kiya tha....

Main(chounk kar)- mera....mera kya....judwa bhai...haattt....aisa kuch nhi tha....tu jhooth bol raha hai...

Mantri- nhi....yahi sach hai...alka ne judwa beto ko janm diya tha....aur DJ ne ek nurse ke jariye ek bacche ko uthwa liya tha......isliye ye kusi ko pata hi nhi chala ki alka ne judwa bachhe janme the.....kyoki us waat alka bhi behosh hi thi......

Main- tu sach bol raha hai na....sach bata.....nhi to tu soch bhi nhi sakta ki main kya karufa tere sath.....

Mantri- yahi sach hai....aur yakeen na ho to ja kar us ladke ka DNA test karwa lo...juse humne tumhari jagah ankit bana kar bheja tha....wahi hai tumhara jydwa bhai...

Main- ye kaise ho sakta hai...wo to koi mask ke andar....

Mantri(beech me)- nhi....wo mask nhi tha.....wo asli chehra tha....aur ye baat mujhe aaj hi pata chali.....wo bhi dhokhe se....sach me....yakeen karo mera....

Main- yakeen...aur tera....tu saale neta.....ruk...main khud hi pata karta hu....aur agar teri baat jhoothi nikli...to main teri wo haalat karuga ki tu hazaar mout ek sath marega...samjha....

Mantri- main sach bol hu...kasam se...

Main- ye main tay karuga..ki kya sach hai aur kya jhooth....tab tak tu aone hi ghar me kaid rahega.....aasha.....kapde pahan le....aur chal mere sath....

Fir maine aur aasha ready huye aur kuch aadmiyon ko us kamre me bula kar waha se nikal gaye........

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SAHAR KE BAAHAR EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME......

Agle din main subah 5 baje ghar pahucha aur jate hi neelam mami aur renu ko ek surkshit jagah bhej diya....

Uske baad main kuch der soya aur uth kar seedha dhyaanchand se milne ja pahucha.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kaha hai wo.....

Pappu- tum kal kyo nhi aaye.....

Main- kuch kaam me fasa tha....wo chhodo.....ye batao ki hai kaha wo buddha.....

Pappu- wo abhi soya hua hai.....

Main- to jagao use.....ye koi hotel nhi jo uski sewa ho aur wo sota rahe....

Pappu- main jagata hu use.....

Fir pappu ek room me chala gaya aur yaha meri aawaaj sunte hi baki sab(megha, chunni, munni, raksha, anu) hall me aa gaye.....aur raksha turant mere paas aai aur mere seene se chipak gai.....

Main- ohh....kya hua.....

Raksha- pata nhi....par mujhe bahut dar lag raha tha.....

Main- ye kya....tu dar rahi hai..are tu to meri jangli billi hai.....yaad nhi kya.....aaj teri wajah se hi sab yaha surakshit khade hai.......

Raksha- jo bhi ho...par mera dil ghabra raha hai....

Main- ohk....to ab shant ho jayga.....main aa gaya hu na.....tu room me ja....main aata hu....

Meri baat ka matlab raksha acche se samjh gai thi aur wo khush ho kar seedha room me bhaag gai....

Ye sab dekh kar anu ko bura laga aur uska chehra murjha gaya.....jis se main samjh gaya ki uske dil me kya chal raha hai.....

Main- anu....tum bhi raksha ke paas jao....

Anu(chounk kar)- par main....

Main(beech me)- nhi...seedha room me....samjhi.....

Anu(sir hila kar)- hmm...

Main(anu ke jate hi)- to....chunni aur munni......ab tum dono ka kya karu....

Megha(munni)- jo tumhe theek lage.....

Main- hmm...aur chunni....tum kya kahti ho....

Chunni(choti mami)- main kya bolu.....jo kaho lge wo kar dugi....

Main- oh ho....matlab aaj raat to...khair....ye ghar bahut bada hai.....tum dono uper wale room me chali jao....aur haa...ek minute....thoda paas me aao....

Meri baat maan kar dono mere kareeb aai aur maine chehra aage kar ke unke kaan me fusfusaya.....

Main- aaj raat kuch masti ho jaaye.....

Megha(sharma kar)- main kuch samjhi nhi.....

Main- accha...to sharma kyo gai....aur mami tum....tum to samjhi ki tum bhi nhi...

Chunni(dharma kar)- samjh gai....

Main- to fir ja kar apni behen ko bhi samjha do....aur dekho...mujhe mayoos mat karna.....jara main bhi to dekhu ki tum dono bahne mujh ko khush kar sakti ho ki nhi.....

Chunni- tum fikr mat karo....hum aaj ki raat dhamaal macha dege....tumhe aise khush karege ki tum hume bhool nhi paoge....

Main- yes...ye hui kuch baat...to chalo...raat ko milta hu.....

Aur ye bol kar maine dono hath aage kiye aur dono bahno ki gaand masal di....jis se dono sharma gai aur fir main seedha ja pahuvlcha dhyaanchand ke paas......

Maine dekha ki dhyaannchand ek bujurg aadmi tha...jo is waqt bahut jyada takleef me tha....

Ek to use goli lagne ki takleef thi...aur usse bhi badi takleef thi apne bete ki harqat.....jisne apne baap ko hi maarne ka hukm diya tha......

Main uski saririk aur mansik haalat ko samjh kar thoda shant raha aur uske bed ke baju me khada ho gaya.....

Dhyaanchand- tum...tum ankit ho na.....

Main- hmm...waise tum to mujhe pahchante hi hoge na....tumhare bete ne bataya hoga.....hai na....

Dhyaanchand(najren jhuka kar)- beta...huh...koun sa beta.....wo beta hota hai kya....jo baap ko maarne ka hukum deta hai...haa...

Main- ab isme main kya bolu.....waise bhi....babool ke ped par kaante hi milte hai na....aisa maine kahi suna tha.....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha.....main jo bhi dekh raha hu....wo mere hi karmo ka fal hai.....main bhi to aisa hi tha....laalchi, matlabi, gaddar......to saayad isiliye mujhe aaj ye din dekhna pad raha hai....

Main- dekho....bura mat manna....par main yaha tumgare karmo ka fal janne nhi aaya.....mujhe wo batao....jis ke liye tumne mujhe bulaya tha....bolo....aisa kya hai...jo tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta....haa...bolo....

Dhyaanchand- hmm...batata hu beta.....par pahle tum baith jao....kyoki isme waqt lag sakta hai.....

Main- theek hai....(baith kar)- ab bolna suru karo.....waise tum baat to kar sakte ho na....matlab jyada takleef to nhi....

Dhyaanchand- nhi beta.....ab koi takleef nhi.....main theek hu...ab meri baat dhyaan se suno...kyoki jo main tumhe batane ja raha hu....wo is duniya me aur koi nhi janta.....mera beta bhi nhi.....

Main- sun raha hu....kahte rahiye.....

[color=rgb(184,][ DHYAANCHAND KA RAAJ...........][/color]

Ye ek gahra raaj hai.....jo ek khazane se juda hai....aur ye koi aisa-waisa khazana nhi hai...ye khazana hai ek bahut bade samraajya ke raja ka....jiski keemat itni hai...ki jisse aaj ke samay ka ek pura rajya(state) khareeda ja sakta hai.....us rajya ke har ek insaan ko khareedne ki taaqat hai is khazane me....

Ye khazaba safiyon se rajao ke barishonke paas tha....aur fir jab bharat ko angrejo(british) se aazaadi mili....aur desh me sarkaar nai bani.....

To sarkaar ne sabhi rajao ko unki property air dhan-doulat ko sarkaar ke niyantran me rakhne ka aadesh de diya.....

Par humare raja aisa nhi chahte the....isliye unhone is chhipe huye khazane ko sarkaar se bachane ke liye ek rakshak niyukt kar diya....

Halaki rakshak to pahle bhi the...aur wo sab tumhare nana ke purbaj hi the....par aazadi ke baad ka rakshak kuch alag tha...kyoki ab baat thi khazane ko bahut jyada gupt rakhne ki......

Isliye raja kisi rakshak oarbaasaani se yakeen nhi kar sakta tha.....isi wajah se raja ne tumhare nana ke pita ko ek sapth dilwai....aur ye koi aisi-waisi sapth nhi thi....balki ek tantrik sapth thi....jiske tootne se rakshak aur uske pariwar ka sarvnaash hona pakka tha.....

Par raja sirf sapth se hi santust nhi hua...usne us khazane ke lite 5 tilashmi darwaje banwaaye....jinge maane huye tantriko ne apni tantra vidhya se ban kar diya....aur use kholne ka tareeka sirf raja aur rakshak ko bataya....

Aur wo tareeka itna khatarnaak tha ki yadi rakshak us raja se gaddari kar ke khazana kholne ki kosis karta....to wah pariwar ke sahit mit jata....

Khair....raja is intzaam se khush tha...par tabhi ek din raja apne pariwar sahit ek accident me mara gaya....aur uske vansh ka bajood khatm ho gaya....

Aur fir khazane ki puri jimmedari aur jankari sirf aur sirf rakshak ke paas hi rah gai thi....

Wo raksgak chahta to us khazane ko istemaal kar sakta tha...par iske liye use badi keemat chukani padti....to usne aisa socha bhi nhi....aur marte waqt wo us khazane ka raaj apne bete ko bata kar use naya rakshak bana gaya.....jo tumhare nana ji the....

Par tumhare nana ji bhi laalchi nhi the....isliye unhone bhi kabhi khazane ko pane ki iksha nhi jataai.....bas yski dekhbhaal hi karte rahe...

Aur wo jante the ki unko bhi is duniya se jane ke pahle ek rakshak niyukt karna hoga...jo unke oariwar ki parampara rahi thi...

To unhone apni badi beti...yani ki tumhari maa alka ko us khazane ka rakshak nitukt kar diya tha.....

Us samay bhi unko tantriko ko bulana pada tha....kyoki unhine tumhari maa ke alwa aone bete-betiyon ko bhi is khazane se judways tha...taki agar kabhi kjazana khola bhi jaaye...to sab bacche use sath hi khole....koi ek us khazane ko akela nhi khol sakta tha....

Isliye tumgare nana ne 5 darwazo ke liye 5 alag-alag tarah ki chaabiyan taiyaar karwa di....

Ek darwaje ki chabhi hai uska bada beta....


Dusre ki chaabi hai unka dusra beta.....

Teesre ki chaabi hai unki choti beti.....

Chouthe ki chaabi hai unki badi beti ke dil ki dhadkan......

Aur ant me sabse aakhir darwaje ki chabhi bahut hi khas hai....wo hai khud us khazane ka rakshak.....matlab ki tumhari maa.....

Main- hmm...to iska matlab ye hua ki jab tak nana ka pariwar sath nhi hoga..tab tak darwaja nhi khola ja sakta...matlab saare darwaje....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta....aur ye darwahe ki chabi ka koi nishchit number nhi tha...matlab mujge nhi pata ki koun si chabi kis darwaje ki hai....bas ye jaroor pata hai ki aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi us khazane ka rakshak hai...matlab alka....

Main- to iska matlab ye hua ki pahle hume pura pariwar sath chahiye....aur fir ye bhi pata karna hoga ki koun sa saksh kis darwaje ki chabi hai...par ye kaise pata chalega....aur ek baat batao...kii insaan kisi darwaje ki cgaabi kaise ho sakta hai...kya ye kisi tarah ka fingure print ya eye scanner jaisa hai....haa.

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta...ye tantrikon ne banaya tha.....isme aaj ki technology istemaal nhi hui...balki tantra vidhya ka istemaal hua tha....

Main- to ab ye koun batayega ki hum un insano ko kaise istemaal karege...taki wo darwaje ki chaabi ban sake....

Dhyaanchand- ye baat to tabhi pata chalegi...jab wo log un darwaje ke saamne hoge....

Main- ye aap kaise kah sakte hai....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mujhe khud tumhare nana ne bataya tha...aur baki sab bhi unhi ne bataya tha....unhe mujh par pira bharosha tha..wo dost mante the mujhe.....aur main laalchi....us khazane ki chaahat me apne us dost...jo mera ann data bui tha...use hi dhokha de diya....aur saari baaten apne us kameene bete ko bata di....

Main- ohh..par isse fayda kya hua....wo bhi to kuch nhi kar paya na.....

Dhyaanchand- haa...par usne tumhari maa ke pariwar ko barbaad to kiya na....

Main- matlab...kya kita tha usne..kuch...

Dhyaanchand(beech me)- unhe alag kiya.....ek-dusre ke khilaaf kiya.....bgai-bahno me daraar dali....aur isi ke liye usme tumhari rekha mousi ko apne jaal me fasaya tha....kyoki ek darwaje ki chabi wahi hai...

Main- ohh....kafi purani planning ki tumne to.....good......

Dhyaancgand- ha beta...planning bhi ki aur makkari bhi...saayad usi ki saza bhugat raha hu....

Main- wo to hai......par ye batao...ye sab to DJ janta hai na...to tumne aisa kyo bola tha ki tumhare alawa koi jinda insaan nhi janta...haa...

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mere paas kuch aisa bhi hai jo DJ bhi nhi janta....

Main- kyo....tumne use bataya nhi....ya fir batane ka waqt nhi mila.....

Dhyaanchand- main use jan-bhooj kar nhi bataya...kyoki mujhe us par shak tha...ki kabhi wo mujhe bhi dhokha de sakta hai....aur wahi hua bhi...to ab lagta hai ki maine sahi kiya tha....

Main- ohk....to ab bata bhi do....aisi koun si baat hai....

Dhyaanchand- khazane ke aakhiri darwaje ki chaabi.....

Main- par wo to meri maa hi hai na....aur DJ te janta hai...saayad isi wajah se meri maa aaj tak jinda bhi hai...nhi to....

Dhyaanchand- sahi kaha....alka ko isiliye jinda rakha hai usne....kyoki uske hisaab se alka ke khoon ki kuch boonde hi wo darwaja khol sakti hai....

Main- sirf khoon ki boonde....par uske liye wo maa ko jinda kyo rakhta...kyo unhe sambgalne me waqt kharaab karta....wo to khoon le kar safe rakh sakta tha na....

Dhyaancgand- haa...aur mujhe bhi yahi laga tha....isliye maine ek baat aur jod di thi...ki jab alka ka khoon nikala jaaye....uske dil ki dhadkane chalti rahna chahiye.....tab ja kar to usne alka ko mara nhi.....

Main- ohhh...samjha....par tumne bola ki jod diya tha...matlab ye sach nhi...sirf kahne ko bol diya....meri maa ko bachane ke liye...

Dhyaanchand- haa...main use bachana chahta tha....isliye ye kahani nanaai...

Main- par kyo....kyoki mujhe nhi lagta ki tumhe meri maa ki khas fikr hogi...to fir kyo bachaya unhe....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki uske bina wo khazana koi nhi khol sakta.....sirf rakshak hinaakhiri darwaja khol kar andar ja sakta hai...aut uske pahle koi bhi us darwaje ke andar kadam rakhega...to jinda nhi rahega....

Main- acchaa...matlab meri maa ka jinda rahna tumhare liye jaroirat nlban gaya tha....taki tum khazane me ja sako...haa...

Dhyaanchand- ye bhi hai...par ek aur baat thi...juske liye mujhe unko jinda rakhna pada....

Main- aur kya....??

Dhyaanchand- us darwaje ki chabi...wo tumhare maa ke paas hai...matlab wahi hai...aur unka jinda rahna bhi jaroori hai....kam se ksm us darwaje tak pahuchne tak to unhe jinda rahna hi hoga....

Main- aisa kyo....matlab aisi kya cgabi hai...matlab...aahh..matlab meri maa hi chabi hai to unka jinda rahna jaroiri hai...ye samjha.....par wo chabi hai kya...kyoki DJ ko to tumne jhooth bola tha...to unka khion nhi chahiye....to kya chahiye...

Dhyaanchand- jinda dil...

Main(hairani se)- kya...kya khga aapne....

Dhyaanchand- tumhari maa ka jinda dil....jiska matlab ye hai ki darwaje tak pahuchne par tumhari maa ko jinda rahna chahiye....fir unka dil nikaal kar uska tukda...

Main(guuse se)- kya bakta hai....hosh me to hai na....

Dhyaanchand- main sach bol raha hu....ye baat khud tumhare nana ne kahi thi....

Main- haat...main nhi manta...

Dhyaanchand- kasam se beta....unhone mujge aur kisi darwaje ka nhi bataya...oar meri jid par taras kha kar aakhiri darwaje ka pura raaj bataya tha....

Main- aur wo ye tha..ki meri maa ka dil cheer kar hi wo darwaja khulega....

Dhyaanchand( dheere se)- ha beta...yahi sach hai....

Main(khada ho kar)- bakwas...koi vaap aisa soch bhi nhi sakta....ki uski beti ka dil nikaal kar...haattt...main nhi manta...tu sale...tu jhooth bol raha hai....

Dhyaancgand- nhi beta....dekh...main nhi janta ki main ab kitna jiuga...aur ab to mera beta bhi mera dushman hai...to main jhoith kisliye bolu....kya khazane ke liye....haa...khud hi soch beta...agar wo khazana mujhe mil bhi jaaye to mere kis kaam ka...soch kar dekh beta.....khyd soch....

Main- baat to sahi hai...tere kaam ka nhi hai...aur DJ bhi ab....par ye kaisi chaabi hai...iska to seedha matlab yahi hua ki darwaja kholne ke liye rakshak ko marna hoga....kyoki dil nikalne ke baad koi jinda rah hi nhi sakta.....jante ho na....

Dhyaanchand- ha beta...isiliye to tujhe bata raha hu....taki tum bhi is khazane ko bhool jao aur aoni maa ko ys kameene se aazaad kara lilo...nhi to wo kameena use maar dega....halaki use fir bhi kuch nhi milega...fir bhi....teri maa ki jindagi ka sawaal hai.....

Main- aah.....tum therk se batao...nana ne kya bola tha....puri baat......socho...theek se socho....kya kaha tha unhone....

Dhyaanchand- mujge acchi tarah se yaad hai...unhine saad-saaf bola tha...ki jab us darwaje ke taale par rakshak apne dil ka tukda khud apne hath se lagayega....tabhi ja kar wo darwaja khulega....nhi to wo rakshak wahi mar jayga.....

Main- par ye kaise sambhav hai....kaise koi insaan apne hath se apna dil nikaal kar uska tukda kahi lagayega.....haa....kaise........??????

Main dhyaanchand ki baaton ke baare me soch kar hairaan hi ho raha tha...ki tabhi mere paas rony ka call aa gaya.....

Aur usne mujhe bataya ki jin do logo ko usne dekha tha....wo unhe pahchan chuka hai....aur unki pic mujhe bhej raha hai....

Khair...thodi der baad hi mere mobile me 2 photo aa gai...jinhe dekh kar main hairaan rah gaya......

Kyoki usme jo mard ki photo thi......wo the mere chhote mama.....

Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....

Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir ye sab chal kya raha hai....????


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Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....

Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....????

Ab Aage......

Neelam mami ki photo dekh kar main paresaan ho gaya tha...halaki chhote mama ki photo bhi mujhe hairaan kar rahi thi...par neelam mami ke saamne chote mama wali hairani kuch bhi nhi thi...

Aur iski wajah thi mera apni mami par bharosha....jis bharoshe ki dam par maine unke sath renu di ko bheja tha...aur ab kahi na kahi main renu di ka soch kar ghabrane laga tha.....

Dhyaanchand- kya hua beta....koi paresaani....

Main- chupchap pade raho...main bapis aauga....

Aur main turant waha se nikal aaya aur mami ko call karne laga....par unka phon out of range aa raha tha....

Thak kar maine renu di ko call kiya....par unka phon bhi switch off tha....jisse meri paresaani aur jyada ho gai....

Mujhe samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aage kya karu....kaha jaau...kaise mami tak pahuchu....aur unse puchu ki aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....

Main waisi hi paresaani me call par call lagate huye us ghar se nikal aaya....aur car ko us jagah ki taraf douda diya....jaha maine renu di aur mami ko bheja tha....

Par tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya aur maine car rok di...

Main(man me)- main kyo bhaag raha hu....waha mere aadmi pahle se hai...to fir bhagna kyo....aur waise bhi...agar mami kuch alag karna chahti hai...to wo waha to nhi jaygi...bilkul nhi....main call to karu...

Fir maine call karke apne aadmiyon se pucha aur unka jawaab wahi tha...ki waha koi nhi pahucha....jise sun kar meri paresaani aur jyada bad gai....

Mujhe ye samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aakhir mami karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....??

Main(man me)- ab kya karu...kaha talaash karu unko....pata nhi kaha hogi.....aur renu di...unko is sab se door rakhna chahta tha aur dekho...na chahte huye bhi wo fas hi gai....aaahh....kya karu....

Kuch der tak main car se bahar aa kar yu hi fadfadata raha....aur tab ja kar mujhe kuch yaad aaya....

Main- ohh...to ye baat thi.....saayad isiliye mami mujhse milna chahti thi....par us mantri ki wajah se.....haatt....kaash main kal mami se mil leta......kaash main ek baar mami se baat kar pata....tab saayad pata chalta ki mami ke dil me chal kya raha hai.....

Ki tabhi mera phon bajne laga...ye ek unknown number tha.....

( Call Par )

Main- hello...koun....

Menka- saab ji....main hu menka....wo bahadur ji ki...

Main(beech me)- wo main samjh gaya....bolo...kya baat hai....

Menka- aapse kuch jaroori baat karni thi....

Main- to bolo...main sun raha hu....

Menka- nhi...wo...aap kya abhi yaha aa sakte hai.....

Main- kyo...aisi kya khas baat hai....

Menka- kuch khas hi hai saab ji....agar aap thoda waqt nikaal kar aa jate to.....

Main- par kuch to bolo....kis baare me baat hai....haa...

Menka- wo....wo aapki neelam mami ke baare me...

Main(chounk kar)- kya....mami ke baare me...par tum....

Menka(beech me)- saab ji....aap aa jaiye...main sab batati hu....

Main- ok..main abhi pahucha.....

Aur maine car ko seedha SAM hotel ki taraf douda diya......

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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME........

DJ pure gusse se bhara hua sharaab ke goont maar raha tha....aur uske saamne do kursiyon par do log baithe the...jo jinda to the...par kisi laash ki tarah hi thi....

Ye the alka aur nakli ankit....jise DJ abhi bhi asli ankit samjh raha tha......

DJ - rony.....kab aayega sala doctor....

Rony(sakpaka kar)- wo aate hi hoge.....nikal chuke hai...bas pahuch hi rahe hoge...

DJ- jaldi aaye to accha hai.....aur aa kar inka muh khulwa de to aur accha....warna aaj inke sath usko bhi jinda laash bana duga....

Rony- ye lo...wo aa gaye....aaiye doctor saab...

DJ(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- koun ho tum.....tum wo doctor to nhi lagte....

Dr - nhi....main wo nhi...main hu dr.pradhaan.....

DJ - par purana doctor kaha gaya.....

Dr - wo...uska accident ho gaya...to usi ne mujhe bheja hai...

DJ - sala....chalo theek hai...tum dekho inhe....aur inko hosh me laao....mujhe inse kuch jaroori baat karni hai....aur sabse pahle is aourat ko dekho....ladke ko baad me...

Dr - hmm...

DJ - aur sun...mujhe ye aaj hi hosh me chahiye....kam se kam ye aourat to jaroor chahiye...samjha na...

Dr - dekhiye.....hum apni taraf se puri kosis karege.....baki jo bhagwaan ki marji...

DJ - nhi...yaha sirf meri marji chalegi...samjha na...aur ye bata...ye hum se tera kya matlab hai...

Dr - hum matlab meri team....main apni team ke sath hi kaam karta hu....

DJ - par wo hai kaha....tu to akela aaya hai...

Dr (muskura kar)- nhi...hum sath hi aaye hai...wo bas saamaan le kar aa rahe hoge...lo...aa gaye....

Dr ke kahte hi DJ ne gate ki taraf dekha aur uske saamne ek ladki aur 1 ladka aa gaya.....

Dr - ye rahi meri team....ye mera assistent aur meri nursh....

DJ (ghoorte huye)- accha....chalo...ab lag jaao kaam par.....

Dr - haa....hume ek room chahiye hoga....

DJ - room kisliye...yahi karo jo karna hai...

Dr - dekhiye....ye kaam aise nhi hote....aapko inko theek karwana hai ki nhi...

DJ - aur nhi to kya....

Dr - to bas...hume ek band room chahiye...waha hum inka treatment karege....

DJ - par yaha kya paresaani hai.....

Dr - dekhiye...hume inke dimaag ko dekhna hoga....surgery bhi karni pade saayad...aur ye kaam aise sabke saamne shor-gol me nhi hote....hume shant mahoul chahiye...nhi to jara si galti hui nhi...ki inki jaan bhi ja sakti hai...

DJ - nhi...inko jinda rahna hoga.....kisi bhi keemat par....ye rony...le ja sabko room me.....main yahi intzaar karta hu....aaj to main us alka ka muh khulwa kar hi jauga......

Aur DJ ne gusse se pura peg gatak liya....aur yaha rony aur dr ki team alka aur nakli ankit ke sath room me aa gaye....

Rony(room me aate hi)- aapko doctor ne sab bata to diya na....haa...

Dr - nhi....kyo...

Rony- are...kyo ka kya matlab....are inke sath kuch nhi karna.....jante hai na aap....

Dr - accha....kuch nhi karna tha to hume bulaya kyo...haa...

Rony- are...ye kya bol rahe ho aap.....aapko pata bhi hai ki aapke doctor kis ke liye kaam kar rahe the...aur inhe jante ho aap...ye aourat...ye koun hai...jante ho....

Dr - ha rony...hum sab jante hai...ye alka hai....ankit ki maa...aur is se pahle ki tum aur kuch bolo...tum bhi jaan lo ki hum koun hai...

Rony(hairani se)- matlab......koun hai aap....

Dr(dheere se)- tu hum sabko janta hai...jara dhyaan se dekh....

Rony(dekhte hute)- mujhe to kuch samjh nhi aa raha.....aap bataiye na....waise bhi time kam hai...

Dr - batata hu...par pahle ye bata ki tune DJ ke aane ki baat ankit ko kyo nhi batai.....

Rony- are...wo mujhe pata hi nhi tha....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine jo device iske mobile me lagaya tha...wo bhi kaam nhi kar raha....to main kuch nhi kar paya....jab ye aa gaya...tab ja kar main ankit ko bata paaya.....isiliye alka aunty ko yaha se bhej bhi nhi saka....

Dr - koi nhi...hum isiliye aaye hai.....ab tu tention mat le...hum sab dekh lege....

Rony - wo theek hai...par aap ye to batao ki aap ho koun....

Dr (muskura kar)- ye ladka hai sanju aur ladki hai riya...aur main hu....

Rony(beech me)- alok sir....

Dr - are wah...tu to pahchan gaya...

Rony- thank god ki aap log aa gaye...nahi to main ye soch kar hi paresaan tha ki aage kya hoga....kyoki DJ to aaj kasam kha kar aaya hai ki wo alka aunty ka muh khulwa kar hi jayga....

Dr - to khane do....tum tention chhodo aur baahar jao.....baki hum dekh lege...

Rony- ok...main jata hu....

Dr - riya...tum gate lock karo..aur sanju...tum khidki se jao aur us nakli alka ko le aao....

Fir dr yani ki alok ke hukum ke hisaab se sab kaam huye aur waha bahar DJ sharaab pita hua dr ke nikalne ka intzaar karne laga......

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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........

Is waqt ghar me sirf alka aur manu hi moujood thi......

Wo dono baaten hi kar rahi thi ki alka ka phon bajne laga.....

Manu- kiska phon aa gaya....sir ka hai kya....

Alka- aur kiska ho sakta hai...wahi hai....

( Call Par )

Alka- bolo.....

DJ - kaisi ho meri jaan.....

Alka- ye puchhne ke lite call kiya tha.....

DJ - hmm...bhadki hui ho....chalo koi baat nhi...main abhi tumhara mood theek kar deta hu....

Alka- accha....to karo...main bhi to dekhu ki tum kya karte ho....

DJ - time aa gaya meri jaan....

Alka(khush ho kar)- kya....tum..tum sach bol rahe ho na...

DJ - haa....bilkul sach.....

Alka- matlab tumhe khajane ki saari chabiyan mil gai....

DJ - bilkul.....humara plan kaamyaab raha....buddhe ne aakhir muh khol hi diya.....

Alka- wah....ye to good se bhi jyada good news hai....accha to...to kya ab yaha rahna....

DJ - koi jaroorat nhi...tum abhi ke abhi waha se niklo....aur ek baat....usko khatm kar ke hi aana.....

Ye sun kar alka ne manu ki taraf dekha....aur fir chal kar thoda door pahuch gai.....

Alka(dheere se)- par kyo...usne to humara sath diya na.....

DJ - janta hu...par sath dena uski iksha nhi...balki majboori thi....aur jab wo majboor nhi rahegi...tab saayad uska zameer jaag jaaye....to ho sakta hai ki wo humare liye khatarnaak saabit ho jaaye....aur fir ankit bhi to us par bharosha karta hai...kahi usi bharoshe ki khatir.....

Alka(dheere se)- par wo to marne hi wala hai na....

DJ - haa...wo to marega hi...par main koi risk nhi lena chahta....aur mujhe saboot chhodne ki buri aadat bhi nhi...janti ho na....

Alka- hmm..par uska bhai to...

DJ - bola na....maar kar aao...bas....

Alka- theek hai....par aana kaha hai....

DJ - tum use maaro aut ghar se niklo.....baahar koi tumhara intzaar kar raha hai....aur paril bhi pahuchti hi hogi.....

Alka- ohk...main bas 10 minute me nikalti hu....

Ye bol kar alka ne call rakha aur jaise hi usne manu ki taraf dekha to manu muskura uthi....

Manu- kya kaha sir ne.....

Alka- unhine kahs ki time aa gaya hai...

Manu- yes....matlab ab mujhe aur naatak nhi karna hoga...hum aazaad hoge...

Alka(aage bad kar)- ha....tum aaj se aazaad hi rahogi.....

Ye bolte huye alka bed ke paas aai aur apne sirhane ki taraf takiye ke neeche se gun nikali aur bapis khadi ho gai.....

Manu- main to bahut khush hu....itne dino se naatak kar-kar ke thak chuki thi....ab to bas jald se jald ye sab khatm ho...aur main apne.....aahh..ye kya kar rahi ho....ye gun...mujh par kyo...

Manu bol hi rahi thi ki alka ghoomi aur manu par gun taan di...

Alka- maaf karna....par tumhe ab marna hoga....

Manu- par kyo...main...main to tumhare sath hu....maine har kadam par tumhara sath diya....ankit....ankit ko jhooth bola...use dhokha diya...aur uske badle....

Alka(joor se)- haa...usi ke badle tumhe mout milegi....kyoki jab tum us ankit ko dhokha de sakti ho...to hume bhi de sakti ho na....

Manu- nhi...main..main tumhe...kaise...kabhi nhi....

Alka- sorry yaar...par main majboor hu...tumhe marna hi hoga....

Manu- plz..meri baat suno...plz...mujhe jane do...main apni family ke sath.....

Alka(beech me)- nhi yaar...main tumhe nhi chhod sakti....ab shant ho jao.....kyoki shanti se marogi...to aatma ko bhi shanti milegi.....ok....3....2....

Manu- nhi....plz....

Alka- 1....bye....bye.....

Aur fir room me goli chane ki aawaaj aai.....aur ek joordaar cheekh pure ghar me goonj uthi....

""Nnnnnaaahhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"""

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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME..........

DJ baitha hua sharaab hi pi raha tha ki uske saamne doctor aur uski nurse aa gai....

DJ - kya hua doctor....sab theek to hua na....

Dr - ha....but eo ab bhi behosh hu hai....

DJ - par baat to unhe pure hosh me lane ki hui thi na.....

Dr - haa..aur humne puri kosis bji ki....par hum ye nhi kar sake....unki haalat abhi bhi waisi hi hai....

DJ - hmm...matlab tum kisi kaam ke nhi....

Dr - aisa nhi hai...par hum kare kya....humne saare test kiye...sab check kiya....fir bhi humne unhe....

DJ (beech me)- unhe hosh meal la nhi sake......hai na...

Dr - hmm....

DJ - theek hai...koi baat nhi....wo hosh me nhi aaye to na sahi....

Dr - ok...hum nikalte hai fir.....

DJ - are...maine jane ko to bola hi nhi....

Dr - matlab....

DJ - matlab ye....ki ab tum sab yahi rahoge....meri kaid me....

Dr - ye kya bakwas hai.....hume aur bhi kaam hai....samjhe...hum ja rahe hai....

DJ - aisi galti mat karna.....warna main tumhe bhi laash bana duga...wo bhi puri laash...jinda laash nhi...samjhe...

Rony- are sir..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...ye to doctor hai...aur apne hi aadmi hai...to....

DJ (beech me)- apne....haa...abe saale....mere chehre par kya chutiya likha hua hai kya...haa...main acche se jaan gaya hu ki ye koun hai....

Rony(sahama hua)- mm..matlab....

DJ - matlab ye munna...ki ye doctor nhi....ye hai wo kameena..jo apni duty chhod kar us saale ankit ka sath dene aa gaya....sala alok....

Rony(man me)- mar gaye...ise kaise pata ki...khair...isse pahle ki ye kuch kare....main ise hi pakad leta hu....aadmi to yaha mere hi hai....

DJ - kya hua munna....teri fat gai kya....

Rony- kya...nhi...nhi to...main kyo...mujhe kya lena - dena inse....

DJ - accha...aur doctor saab....tumhara kya kahna hai....

Alok (nakli daadi nikaal kar)- ab kahane ka nhi...balki karne ka time aa gaya hai.....samjha....

DJ - bahut khoob....acvha kiya ki tumne khud hi sach bak diya....ab jara ye bhi samjha do ki ye ladki koun hai....nurse to pakka nhi hogi...hai na....

Riya(baalon ki big nikaal kar)- sahi pahchana.....main koi nurse nhi...balki teri mout hu....

DJ - wah....randi ki beti ke itne tever....huh...tu saali us richa randi ki hi aoukaad hai na...haa...

Riya- ha....main wahi hu....aur ab main batati hu ki meri maa ko randi bolne ka anjaam kya hota hai.....

DJ - accha...to fir aao...der kis baat ki....aao saalo...

Ye bolte hute DJ ne glass ko jameen par de mara aur haalaat ki gambheerta samjh kar rony ne apne aadmiyon ko isara kar diya...

Par isse pahle wo aadmi DJ ki taraf badte....bahar se kuch hathyaarband aadmi aa gaye aur sabko gun ki nok par khada kar diya....

Rony(man me)- ye...ye log kaha se aa gaye...aur ye hai koun....

DJ - kya hua rony beta....hairaan rah gaye na....

Rony(ghabra kar)- main...main kyi...nhi to...

DJ - abe saale....ab bhi naatak....teri to...oye...isko batao ki mujhe dhokha dene ka anjaam kya hota hai...batao...

Tabhi ek aadmi rony ki taraf aaya aur uske muh par gun ka pichla hissa de mara...jisse rony karah utha aur uske muh se khoon nikal aaya....aur tabhi us aadmi ne rony ke pair me laat mari aur uska sir pakad kar jameena par patak diya....aur uski peeth par pair jama kar khada ho gaya....

Rony- aaahhh....ye sab kyo....

Alok(aage bad kar)- rony....

DJ - ruk ja alok....ek kadam bhi mat badana....agar aage bada...to pahle ye ladki jaygi....dekh le....gun ready hai iske sor me goli daalne ke liye....dekh le.....

Alok- ye sab sun kar majboor ho kar piche ho gaya....aur waha rony dard se tadapne laga....

DJ - kya hua rony....yahi soch raha hai na ki mujhe ye sab kaise pata laga...ki ye doctor nakli hai....aur mere aadmi bhi....hai na....

Rony- aahh...tum bachoge nhi....samjhe na....

DJ - wah...akad abhi bhi baki hai....are suno....saale ki akad nikalo...are ruko...pahle ise bata to du ki mujhe ye sab kisne bataya....tabhi to maza aayga....

Alok- dekho DJ....tum use chhod do....uska khoon bah raha hai...plz.....hum aaraam se baat karte hai na....

DJ (joor se) - abe chup....khoon banta hai to bahne de...jyada se jyada kya hoga....marega hi na....waise bhi jab ye janega ki iske baare me batane wali khud iski girlfriend parul hai....tab to ye waise bhi mar jayga na....saali parul bhi badi kamaal hai.....apne lover ko bhi fasa diya....hahaha....

Rony(man me)- parul....tumne aisa kiya....par tumhe ye pata kaise chala....kisne bataya tumhe...

Alok(hairani se)- kya kaha tumne....parul ne tumhe bataya...par ye kaise mumkin hai...

DJ - mumkin kaise nhi hoga.....ye mumkin hua mere bheje aadmi ki wajah se....jise mane ankit bana kar usi ke ghar me rakh diya....aur tum sab use asli ankit samjh kar sab kuch batate rahe...aur usne ye saari baaten patul ke dwara mujh tak pahucha di....ab samjh aa gaya na...

Alok(man me)- ye kya bak raha hai....iska bheja ankit to yaha jinda laash banke pada hai...to fir ye kaise possible hai....parul ko ankit to ye sab bata nhi sakta...jaroor kuch to hai...jo abhi saamne nhi...samjh nhi aa raha ki ye sab...

DJ - bas...ab jo sochna hai...wo baad me sochna....chalo....in teeno ko baandh kar daal do...aur....ek minute...alok..tere sath jo ladka tha...wo kaha gaya...oye...tum me se koi room me ja kar us ladke ko le aao...dekhu to ki wo kameena hai koun...

DJ itna bola hi tha ki baahar se car start hone ki aawaaj aai aut use sun kar alok muskura utha...

DJ - bahut hadi aa rahi hai....par tu ghabra mat....tera sathi kahi nhi jane wala....jao...uska pichs karo...aur le aso use...jinda ya murda....samjhe...ab jao...

( Asal me jab alok aur riya ki pahchaan DJ ke saamne aai....us waqt sanju andar room me tha....aur asli alka ko bahar nikaal raha tha.....

Pahle sanju ne socha ki bahar ja kar alok ki help kare...par jab DJ ke aadmi aa gaye to sanju ruk gaya aur asli alka ko khidki se nikaal kar car se nikal gaya.....)

Yaha DJ ka order milte hi uske aadmi sanju ke piche nikal pade....aur baki ke aadmiyon me rony,alok aur riya ko baandh kar room me band kar diya....

Aadmi- ab kya kare sir....

DJ - filhaal to main daru piuga.....aur intzaar karuga ankit ke aane ka.....kyoki main janta hu....ki ankit yaha jaroor aayega....use aana hi hoga.....ankit....come....ur death is waiting.....hahahaha....

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HOTEL SAM ME..........

Main SAM hotel me ja kar seedha us room me pahucha jaha bahadur aur menka rah rahe the.....

Main(joor se)- bahadur....bahadur.....

Menka (saamne aa kar)- aaiye saab ji.....

Main- hmm...waise ye bahadur kaha hai....

Menka- wo....wo to kal raat se hi nhi aaye....bol ke gaye ki kisi jaroori kaam se ja rahe hai....

Main- accha...kuch bataya kya ki kis kaam se aur kaha ja raha hai.......

Menka- nhi..par haa...wo ek lifafa de kar gaye hai....kah rahe the ki agar main 2-3 din me na loutu to wo aapko de du....

Main- laao....kaha hai wo lifafa....

Menka- wo dusre kamre me hai....chaliye....

Main- hmm..

Fir main menka ke sath gaya aur wo lifafa khol kar dekhne laga.....

Main(muskura kar)- chalo....tention khatm....

Menka- kya hua baba.....kya hai is me......

Main- kuch khaas hi hai....mere liye...ruko 1 minute....tum 1 coffy le aao....

Fir menka coffy lene chali gai aur maine apne aadmi ko call kar ke ek kaam samjha diya.....

( Asal me hua ye tha ki maine bahadur ko apne chhote mama par najar rakhne ko bola tha....aur usne apna kaam bakhoobi kiya....

Fir jab mere chhote mama , neelam mami se mile aur unhone renu di ko nuksaan pahuchane ka plan kiya to bahadur unke pichhe nikal gaya.....

Aur us lifafe me usne mujhe wo wajah batai thi...jis wajah se mama-mami ne mujhse gaddari karne ka socha tha.....)

Khair.....thodi der baad menka coffy le kar aai...aur jab wo coffy dene jhuki to uska pallu sarak gaya aur uske blouse me kase huye gore doodho ka kuch hissa mere saamne aa gaya....

Main(man me)- wow....kya mast badan hai iska.....isne to sirf itna hi dikha kar aag laga di....

Menka- saab ji....coffy....

Main- huh...lao...aur tum baitho...

Menka turant apna pallu theek kar ke saamne padi chair par baithne lagi to maine use apne baju me baithne ko kaha....

Menka- aapke baju me....nhi-nhi...main kaise....

Main- are...isme kya...chalo aao...ye mera hukum samjho....

Menka- ji saab ji....

Aur menka mere baju me aa kar baith gai aur uske badak ki mast khusbu mujhe mahsoos hone lagi....

Kyoki main to thahra tharki....to aourat ke badan ki khusbu aate hi main paagal sa hone lagta hu......

Main menka ki khushbu me khoya hi yha ki mujhe ek aourat ki cheekh sunaai di......

Main- ye kya tha...ye to...ye koun cheekha....wo bhi yaha...

Menka- wo saab ji...wo apurat hai na...jise aapne yaha kaid kita tha....ye usi ki cheekh hai....

Main- par kyo...ab kya paresaani ho gai use....

Menka- wo...wo aapke hi aadmi aaye the na....

Main- par wo to kal aane wale the....fir aaj.....

Menka- kal hi aaye the...3 log the....aur fir 2 log yahi ruk gaye the....saayad wahi log...

Main(beech me)- samjh gaya....dekhu to ki saale kar kya rahe hai....tum jab tak....umm..1 aur coffy bana lo...main abhi aaya.....

Fir maine andar wale room tak pahucha aur jaise hi maine gate khola to saamne ka najara dekh kar meri hadi nikal gai....kyoki saamne wo dono aadmi us aourat ki hawa me latka kar chode ja rahe the....

Main(man me)- ye saale to full maze maar rahe hai....khair...maarne do....is bahane is kameeni ko samjh to aa jayega...ki galat kaam karne ka natija kitna bhayanak ho sakta hai....

Aur fir main wahi khada hua us aourat ki chudaai dekhne laga......ki tabhi mera phon baj pada....

( Call Par )

Main- ha koun....

DJ - teri mout.....DJ.....

Main- oh ho....to aakhirkaar tumhe meri yaad aa hi gai....bolo....kya bolna chahte ho....

DJ - main to boluga hi....par mujhe ye samjh me nhi aa raha ki apni mout se baat karne par bhi tumhari aawaaj me koi kouff nhi dikh raha.....

Main- kouff...wo bhi tujhse..hahaha.....kouff ko kabhi kouff nhi hota.....aur main kouff hu...tere liye....tere saathiyon ke liye....teri jindagi ke liye....

DJ - wah...gajab bolta hai...sach me....tu alka ki hi aoulaad hai....sach me....

Main- oye...ye faaltu ki baat chhod...aur bol....phon kyo kiya....

DJ - are haa....asal me tuhme kuch jaankari deni thi...ek tarah ki bad news samjho....

Main- bad news....accha...to bata hi do.....

DJ - to sun...main jaan chuka hu ki tu bhi us khajaane ke baare me jaan chuka hai....aur ab ye bhi mumkin hai ki tu uski chabiyon ke baare me bhi janta hi hoga.....bol...janta hai na....are janta hi hoga....sala wo buddha bina bataye to mara nhi hoga na....bol...sahi hai na....

Main- tum bolte raho.....

DJ - oh ho....gajab guroor hai teri baaton me.....khair...wo to main chaknachoor kar duga....wo bhi aaj hi....

Main(gusse se)- kaam ki baat kar.....samjha...

DJ - to sun...us khajane ki 4 chabiyan mere paas hai......bilkul mere saamne....

Main- kya bak raha hai...koun si chabhi...

DJ - are re....tu kitna bhola hai na....abe sun...ye naatak chhod...main janta hu ki mera baap marne ke pahle tujhe sab bata kar gaya hai...

Main(man me)- tujhe kya pata saale ki wo ab bhi jinda hai....

DJ - are haa....main batana bhiol gaya....asal me kuch der pahle hi mera baap mar chuka hai...tu nikla na waha se...bas usi ke turant baad....aur haa...wahi mujhe khajane ki ek chaabi mili...tera bada mama...pappu....

Main(shocked)- kya bak raha hai....

DJ - main bakta nhi bacche.....ab meri baat dhulyaan se sun...mere paas tere saare sage kaid hai....tere mama...teri mamiyan....tere sathi..tere dost..teri masooka....sab hai yaha....aur yakeen nhi hota...to khud dekh le...main blvedio bhejta hu....par uske pahle tujhe bata du...ki agar un sabko jinda dekhna chahta hai....to bina kusi chalaki ke tu aone baap ke sath mere paas aa ja...wo bhi bina hathyaar ke.....aur agar tune ya tere baap ne koi bhi chalaki ki...to samjho ki sab mare.....sab ke sab marege...samjha...ab rakh....

Fir DJ ne gusse se phon cut kar diya aur turant baad mere phon par ek vedio msg aa gaya.....

Us vedio ko jab maine play kiya to main dekh kar hairaan ho gaya....

Maine dekha ki usme wo sab hai...jinke baare me DJ bol raha tha.....

( Alok, riya, rony, pappu mama, neelam mami, chhote mama, chhoti mami, rekha, megha, anu, raksha aur sath me dhyaanchand ki laash )

Ye dekh kar meri aankho me gussa chha gaya aur dil ki dhadkane bhi bad gai......

Main- pappu mama aur saare......ye kaise fas gaye....kaise....haaattt.....aakhir ye sab hua kaise.....kaisseeee.....??????

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Ek car teji se sadak par bhaag rahi thi aur 2 cars uska pichha kar rahi thi....

Aage wali car me sanju tha...jo alka ko bachane ke liye use sath le kar bhaag raha tha.....aur uska pichhe the DJ ke aadmi.....

Sanju ne jab dekha ki aage sadak par bahut traffic hai to usne car ko sadak se utaar kar kacvhe raste par daal diya....aur DJ ke aadmi bji uske piche lag gaye.....

Dono ki cars full speed me doud rahi thi....ki achanak ek goli chali....aur sanju hadbada gaya....

Jis se sanju ki car ka balance bigda aur car ek ped ko ragad maarte huye nikal gai.....

Aur fir jaise hi sanju ne staring ghumaai to uske saamne ek aur ped aa gaya......juse bachane ke liye usne staring ko joor se ghuma diya....

Achanak staring ghoomne se car ke ek taraf ke tayre hawa me uth gaye....aur jab tak sanju car ko sambhal pata....uske saambe ek bada sa patthar aa gaya....

Car us pattar par uchhal kar nikli aur achanak se palat gai....

Car ulti padi thi.....petrol tank foot chuka tha....petrol nikal kar car ke aas-paas fail chuka tha.....aur sanju car me buri tarah fas chuka tha.....

Tabji DJ ke aadmiyon ki cars waha pahuchi...aur unhone nikal kar sanju ki car ko dekha...aur hasne lage....

Aadmi- ye to apne aap hi mar gaye....saale....bada souk yha na bhaagne ka....ab bhaag saale....

Aadmi- wo sab chhodo...ab ye batao ki karna kya hai.....inhe bachaaye ki marne de....

Aadmi- are...tum bhool gaye kya...boss ne bola tha ki jinda lao ya murda...koi fark nhi padega...

Aadmi- to thek hai....inhe nikaal kar le chalte hai....

Aadmi- bilkul nhi....inki kahani yahi khatm karte hai....

Aadmi- to karo fir...jo karna hai karo.....bas jaldi karo....isse pahle ki koi yaha aaye....niptao saalo ko....

Aadmi- abhi lo....ye raha...lighter....ye maine jalaya....aur ab dekhna....jaise hi main fekuga.....uske baat bas ek hi aawaaj aayegi....boom...

Aadmi- aur wo londa chilaayega....naahhiiiii.......fek fir...

Aur us aadmi ne lighter ko car ki taraf hawa me uchala....aur ek joordaar aawaaj us mahoul me goonj uthhi.....

""Ddddddhhaaaddddaaammmmm""

""Aaahhhhhhh...aah""

Ye aawaaj thi car ke bisfot ki.....jiski wajah se car ke parkhacche hawa me udhne lage.....


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Ab Aage......

DJ ke call ne kahi na kahi mera dimaag hila diya tha.....maine jo bhi socha tha....wo sab mujhe hota hua nhi dikh raha tha....mera daav ulta pad chuka tha....par is sab me mere liye sabse paresaani wali baat sirf ek hi thi.......

Wo thi DJ ke aadmiyon ka us thikane tak pahuchna....jaha dhyanchand , pappu mama aur baki sab chhipe huye the.....

Main(man me)- aakhir wo kameena us ghar tak pahucha kaise....aur us saale ko ye kaise pata chala ki uska baap jinda hai....kisne kiya hai ye....koun ho sakta hai ye...koun....???

Ye sab soch kar main gusse me jhatpata raha tha......aur ye bhi bhool chuka tha ki mere saamne ek aourat ko do mard bedardi se chode ja rahe hai.....

Par jab mujhe cup tootne ki aawaaj aai to mera dhyaan ekdam se piche aa gaya.....

Aur maine dekha ki menka fati hui aankho se saamne dekh rahi hai....uske hath se cup chhot kar neeche ja chuka tha.....aur uska badan kaamp raha tha.....

Main - menka....ye tum...ohh...tumhe yaha nhi aana chahiye tha...chalo yaha se....

Aur main menka ko kheech kar dusre room me le aaya aur use bed par baitha diya.....

Main- menka...tum waha kyo aai....

Menka- main...wo..main....coffy....

Main(man me)- lagta hai isne pahli baar aisa najara dekha hai...hmm...ab ise kaise sambhalu.....

Menka apna sir jhukaaye huye joor-joor se saanse le rahi thi....jisse uska seena ubhar kar mere saamne naach raha tha....

Kyoki menka is waqt bed par baithi thi aur main ghutne tek kar farsh par.....

Main- dekho menka.....tum plz shant ho jaao....aur bhool jao ki tumne kya dekha....ok

Menka- hmm..

Main- ab aaraam se saans chhodo....kuch accha socho....ok...kuch accha....

Menka- hmm..

Main(man me)- ye jaldi se theek ho jaaye to accha......warna....aur ye akram kaha rah gaya sala....

Menka- main...main theek hu saab ji.....aap tention mat lo...

Main- hmm..tum rest karo....main aata hu....tum yahi rahna...ok...

Ye bol kar main room se bahar nikla hi tha ki mujhe akram ka call aa gaya.....

( Call Par )

Main- ha akram....kya hua waha...maa to....

Akram(beech me)- wo theek hai....infact jyada hi theek hai ab....but...wo sanju....

Main- sanju....sanju ka kya...wo theek to hai na....

Akram- haa...theek hai..bas...wo.

Sanju(piche se)- chup kar....kuch mat bol....

Main- kya...ye sanju kya bola.....

Akram- kuch nhi...sab theek hai...tu aaraam se apna kaam kar.....

Main- wo main kar luga...par mujhe abhi maa se milna hai....tum ye bolo ki tum log ho kaha....

Akram- mere ghar par....

Main- ohk...main abhi aaya.....

Akram- par wo DJ waha....wo sabko maar dega...

Main- nhi marega re....kyoki use meri jaroorat hai....aur wo aisa kuch nhi karega jisse uska pura plan choupat ho jaaye....so relax....wo sab safe rahege.....

Akram- par usne rony ko bahut mara hai...uska khoon bhi nikla hai bahut...

Main- janta hu....

Akram- abe nhi...use baad me aur jyada mara....samjha...

Main(gusse se)- kya...uski itni himmat....main saale ko chhoduga nhi....

Akram- isliye bolta hu...pahle waha chal....main bhi aata hu...

Main- nhi...main tere ghar aa raha hu....fir hum niklege.....waise mere log to waha pahuch hi gaye hoge....tu ruk...main bhi nikal raha hu...aur DJ ki fikr mat kar...mera msg use rok kar rakhega...ok...

Akram- ok...aaja fir....

Fir maine call cut ki aur car ko akram ke ghar ki taraf douda diya.....

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[color=rgb(184,]LAST NIGHT...........[/color]

Jab mantri ne mujhe mere judwa bhai ke baare me bataya to main waha se aasha ko le kar nikal aaya....

Fir maine aasha ko ek surakhit jagah pahuchaya...kyoki main janta tha ki mantri jab DJ ke paas nhi jayga...to DJ use dekhne uske ghar jaroor aayega aur fir aasha bhi khatre me aa jaygi....

Khair....maine aasha ko bheja aur khud us ghar me aa gaya jaha par meri maa aur wo nakli ankit tha.....

Main(andar aate hi)- rony......kaha hai tu...

Rony(aate huye)- yahi hu bhai.....kahiye...kya hukum hai.....

Main- pahle ye bata ki yaha koi DJ ka aadmi to nhi....

Rony- nhi bhai....sab apne hi hai....

Main- ohk...maa kaha hai....

Rony- aaraam kar rahi hai....

Main- aur wo ladka....

Rony- wo bhi pada hua hai....par aap ye sab....achanak se.....

Main- kuch nhi....tune dr.pradhaan ko bulaua na....

Rony- ha...wo aa hi rahe hai...ye lo...aa gaye....

Main- ohh...hello doctor....

Dr - hello ankit.....bolo...kisliye bulaya...koi problem....

Main- ha dr...aap andar aaiye...sab batata hu....aur rony...tu jara khyaal rakhna.....

Fir main dr ke sath us ladke ke paas pahuch gaya....jise mantri mera judwa bhai bol raha tha.....

Dr (puri baat samjh kar)- hmm...to tum kah rahe ho ki ye ladka tumhara judwa hai....

Main- asal me....kya bolu...main ye nhi manta.....par kuch log hai...jo ye bol rahe hai...aur mujhe ye sach janna hai...kyoki agar ye sach hua....tab to mujhe wakai afsoos hoga.....

Dr - to theek hai....iske liye hum sabse pahle to blood test karege.....aur fir bhi agar kisi ko doubt hai.....to last option hai DNA test.....

Main- to intzaar kis baat ka.....kijiye na...

Dr - ok....main iska blood aur DNA sample le leta hu...aur fir ise akash ke blood aur DNA se match kara luga.....

Main- ohk....to ye result kab tak pata chalega....

Dr - blood test to kuch hi der me....but DNA ke liye wait karna hoga....

Main- ok...to aap apna kaam kar ke dad ke paas nikal jana....main thoda maa se mil leta hu....

Dr - hmm...

Fir main waha se seedha maa ke paas chala gaya...aur unko dekh kar hi mera gala bhar aaya.....

Main sochne laga ki aakhir kab tak main apni maa ko ek jinda laash ki tarah hi dekhta rahuga......

Aakhir kab main unke muh se beta sun paauga....sun bhi pauga ki nhi.....kab wo mujhe apne hatho se chhu kar apni mamta mujh par barsaayegi....

Yahi sochte -sochte meri aankho se aanshu aa gaye aur maine maa ke pairon par sir tika diya......

Fir waise hi lete-lete main subakne laga aur fir ek phon call se main hosh me aaya....

( Call Par )

Main- ha bolo....

Saamne- aapne jo kaha tha....saayad wo mujhe mil chuka hai....

Main- oh...sach me....matlab tumhe yakeen hai ki wo wahi hai...

Saamne- ha...baki to aap hi dekh kar batana....

Main- ok...to kaha hai wo....

Saambe- aapke ghar me hi hai....aapke room me mil jayga....ja kar dekh lijiye....

Main- ok...main ghar pahuch kar call karta hu....

Fir maine call cut ki aur ghar aa gaya....aur bina der kiye apne room me ghus gaya....

Jaha mere bed par ek photo aur ek letter mera hi wait kar raha tha......

Maine sabse pahle photo uthaai....wo meri maa ki hi photo thi....

Par us photo ko dekh kar mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lag raha tha....wo photo meri maa ki dusri photos ki tarah nhi thi....balki alag thi....

Main(man me)- aakhir is photo me use kya mil gaya....jo...saayad is paper me kuch clue ho....

Ye soch kar maine wo paper uthaya aur jab usme likha matter padha to mujhe samjh aa gaya ki ye photo itni alag kyo hai....

Letter me wahi lines likhi thi...jo lines mujhe us letter me mili thi...jo mujhe megha(munni) ne diya tha......

[color=rgb(85,]MUJHE YAKEEN THA....KI EK DIN TUM JAROOR AAOGE.......[/color]
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JAMEEN AUR AASHMA KO......MERE PICHE KHADA PAOGE........

GOUR SE DEKHOGE MUJHKO....TO PAKKA CHOUNK JAOGE.......

YE HO HI NAHI SAKTA....AISA ANDAZA LAGAOGE.......

KAAT KE MUJHKO APNE HATHO SE....JAB PAHLE JAISA BANAOGE.....
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[color=rgb(85,]SAWAAL HAI JO MAN ME TUMHARE....USKA JAWAAB JAROOR PAOGE.....[/color]

Ye padhne ke baad main bed par baith kar us photo ko bade dhyaan se dekhne laga....

Us photo me mom jaha khadi thi...uske piche ki taraf jameen aur aasmaan ek ho rahe the....matlab ki aisa dikh raha tha ki jaise aasmaan jameen ko chhu raha ho....

Aur maa ke sareer ka ek taraf wala hissa jaroorat se jyada mota dikh raha tha.....sir se le kar pair tak....sabki motai thodi jyada thi....

Main(man me)- oh my....to ye photo....par use kaise pata chala ki yahi in lines ka matlab hai....kaise....uska dimaag itna tej kaise....oh...saayad isliye.....

Main photo ko hath se dusre hath par maar hi raha tha ki meri najar photo ke piche padi...us par kuch likha tha......

"" ONLY 4 MY SON ""

Main(man me)- to ye baat hai....ye padh kar hi use andaja hua hoga....right....par isme chhupa raaj pata kaise chalega....ye to...saayad...ek minute....

Fir maine photo ko seedha kiya aur us hisse par ugli firane laga...jaha wo photo ajjeb lag rahi thi...

Aur jald hi mujhe wo clue mil bhi gaya......us photo ke aadhe hisse par aur photo chipkai hui thi....wo bhi is tarah ki dekhne wala use samjh hi nhi sakta....

Khair....mujhe jaise hi andaza hua to maine uper chipke tukde ko alag kiya aur uske alag hote hi meri maa ki photo bilkul normal dikhne lagi...matlab unke jushm ka ek taraf wala mota hissa khatm ho gaya....

Aur fir mujhe wo dikha...jo mere lite sabse khas tha.....us photo par likhe hute kuch sabd(word)....

Rakshak.....Dil ka tukda.....Chabi.......Aoulaad......

Main- to agar main in words ko ek kar ke dekhu....ko ye hoga...

Rakshak ke dil ka tukda hai chabi....aur wo hai uski aoulaad....yani ki....main...main hu us khazane ki chabi.....ha...main hi hu....

Par ye murti...ye kisliye bani hai...iska kya matlab ho sakta hai....

Ab aise hi to banaai nhi gai hogi...kyoki ye inhi words ke sath hi banaai gai hai....photo me nhi hai....to iska bhi koi matlab hi hoga...par kya....ye kaise pata chalega.....

Asal me un sabdon ke sath hi ek murti bhi us photo par banaai hui thi...jisko samjhne me main abhi naakaam tha...kyoki aaj tak na hi maine kisi se us murti ke baare me kuch suna tha aur na hi use kabhi dekha tha.....

Par mujhe aisa jaroor lag raha tha...jaise ki maine us murti ko kahi to dekha hai.....

Main kafi der tak is baare me sochta raha....par jab mujhe kuch samjh nhi aaya to maine us murti ki ek pic li aur dad ko bhej di....

Aur use bhejte hi dad ka call aa gaya.....

Aur tab ja kar mujhe pata chala ki ye murti mere purane ghar me rakhi hai...jise meri maa mere liye hi le kar aai thi.....mere paida hone ke pahle hi.....

Ye jaanne ke baad main room se nikla aur purane ghar nikal gaya....

Jaha par mujhe eo murti mil gai...aur jab maine use gour se dekha to mujhe mere sawaal ka jawaab mil gaya...

Wah murti ek tarah ka box tha....jiska sir ghumate hi wo khil gai aur mujhe uske andar kuch papers mil gaye.....

Maine us paper ko dekha to main jaan pata ki khazaba kaha hai...uske darwaje ki chabiyan koun hai...

Aur sabse khas baat...ki agat khajane ki koi bhi chabi kho jati hai....(insaan hai to mar sakte hai ).......to rakshak ki chabi se bhi saare darwaje khole ja sakte hai....yani ki mere dwara....

Aur in sabse jyada khas aur choukane wali ek aur baat bhi mujhe pata chali.....

Wo tha DJ.....un papers me saaf likha tha ki khajane tak pahuchne ke liye DJ ki jaroorat hogi.....bina uske khajane tak nhi pahucha ja sakta......

Main(man me)- iska matlab ye hua...ki DJ ke paas kuch to hai...jo khazane tak pahuchne ke lite jaroori hai...matlab ki main DJ ko tab tak nhi maar sakta...jab tak ki main khajana na haadil kar lu....huh...saale ko jinda to rakhna hi hoga...sath me usse wo raaj bhi janna hoga....jo ki itna aasaan nhi hone wala....bahut muskil hoga...bahut hi jyada muskil.....

Main apne purane ghar me kafi der tak baitha hua un papers ko dekhte huye DJ ke baare me sochta raha....

Main soch raha tha ki aakhir DJ kis tarah se mujhe wo raaj batayga...jo sirf wahi janta hai...

Khair....kafi kuch sochne ke baad maine ek plan banaya aur sabse pahle deepa ko call kiya.....

Maine deepa ko ek kaam sompa aur ye bhi bata diya ki kal use kya-kya jhelna pad sakta hai....

Khair....deepa se baat karne ke baad maine akram ko call kar ke uska kaam samjhaya......

Fir maine dad aur S se baat ki aur last me maine use call kiya....jo mere kaam ke liye sabse jaroori saksh tha.....

( Call Par )

Main- kaha ho....

Saamne- bahar hi hu...kahiye...

Main- to suno.....main janta hu ki tumne ab tak apni marji se kaam kiya hai...aur bakhoobi kiya hai....par ab jo tumhe karna hai....wo mere tareeke se hoga...ok....

Saamne- hmm...to ab kya karna hoga mujhe....

Main- batata hu...par ek baat samjh lo....is kaam me tumhe saayad takleef bhi ho sakti hai....

Saamne- uski koi fikr nhi....aap bolo bas....

Main - ok...to suno.....

Aur fir maine use sara kaam samjhaya aur fir purane ghar me hi so gaya.....

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BACK TO PRESENT........AKRAM KE GHAR.......

Main- akram....maa kaha hai....

Akram- relax yaar...wo bilkul safe hai....aur puri tarah theek bhi....

Main(chounk kar)- kya bol raha hai....maa...maa theek ho gai....par...ye kaise hua...kaise....

Akram- wo sab baad me....chal pahle unse mil le...wo tere liye kabse paresaan hai...chal....

Fir main akram ne sath room me pahucha aur jaise hi apni maa ko dekha to main khushi se ro pada....

Kyoki main apni maa ko pahli baar muskurate huye baat karte huye dekh raha tha.....

Is waqt maa bed par tiki hui sabnam aunty se baaten kar rahi thi.....

Akram- aunty.....ankit....

Alka(khush ho kar)- mm....ankit....mera....mera baccha....

Maa ke muh se kuch sabd sunte hi meri aankho me aashuo ki baad si aa gai.....

Ye aanshu khushi ke aanshu yhe...aur iski wajah thi sirf meri maa.....jo mujhe dekh kar muskurate huye apne paas bula rahi thi....

Mujhe nhi pata ki ye chamatkaar kaise hua....kaise meri maa theek hui....bas mujhe ye pata tha ki meri maa aaj pahli baar mujhe apni baahen khol kar apne paas bula rahi hai......

Is khushi se sirf main hi nhi....balki meri maa bhi ro padi.....

Hum dono hi ek-dusre ko seene se lagane ko betaab the aur maine isme bilkul bhi der nhi ki....

Main bhaag kar maa me paas pahucha aur unki mamta ki chhav me sama gaya....

Hum dono ne ek-dusre se ek sabd nhi bola....bas ek dusre se lipte roye ja rahe the......

Pure room me is waqt sirf rone ki aawaaj hi sunaai de rahi thi...kyoki hum maa-bete ke sath-sath us room me moujood har saksh ro raha tha.....

Sabke rone ki wajah sirf khushi hi thi...fir bhi hum aanshu bahaaye ja rahe the.....

Main- maa....main aapko nhi bata sakta ki main...main aaj kitna khush hu....sach me....ye meri jindagi ka sabse bada din hai...sabse bada....

Alka- bas beta.....ab ro mat....chup ho ja bete....chup ho ja....

Main- nhi maa....main ro nhi raha....ye to meri khushi hai...jo aaj sambhale nhi sambhal rahi....

Alka- bas beta....bas kar....mujhe mere bete ko theek se dekh to lene de...aur main nhi chahti ki main uska aanshuo se bhara chehra dekhu.....ha beta....chal...pochh le ye aanshu....

Main- hmm....par pahle aap chup ho jao.....hmm..

Alka- hmm...theek hai beta....chal...ab mujhe dekhne to de ki mera beta dikhta kaise hai....

Main(sir utha kar)- bilkul aapki parchaai.....dekh lo...

Alka(muskura kar)- nhi beta....tu hum dono ki parchaai hai.....tujhme mujhe tere papa bhi dikhte hai....

Main(muskura kar)- ha maa.....wo to honge hi....

Alka(matha choom kar)- uumm....main kab se taras rahi thi is pal ke liye.....mujhe to laga tha ki main saayad.....par bhagwan ne meri sun hi li....

Main- ha maa....main janta hu ki aapko bhagwan ne bahut dard diya.....par ab un saare dardo ki dawa bhi de di.....

Alka- ha beta....wo jo karta hai...wo acvha hi karta hai....

Main- saayad....par aapke sath jo hua...wo kisi tarah se accha nhi hua....

Alka- nhi beta...aisa mat bol....uske faisle ko galat nhi bolna chahiye...are wo to hum sabka acvha hi karta hai....bas kabhi-kabhi humari pareeksha le leta hai....

Main- janta hu maa...par itni kathin aur itni lambi pareeksha.....ye to...

Alka(beech me)- bas beta....ab ye sab bhool ja....bas ye soch ki usne aaj mujhe jindagi jeene ka rk aur mouka diya hai....jis se main apne kaleje ke tukdo par apni mamta luta saku.....

Main- theek hai maa....main sab bhool jata hu....accha...main dad ko to bata du ki....

Akash(gate se)- jarurat nhi beta...

Main(palat kar)- dad....aap...aapko kaise....akram...

Akram(muskura kar)- hmm...

Alka(aankhe faade)- aap....

Aur fir se alka ke aanshu chhalak pade aur wahi haal akash ka hua...wo bhi nam aankho se aage bada....

Aur main piche hua aur dad ne maa ko apne seene se laga liya....

Dono ek dusre ko baahon me bhar kar sisak rahe the....aur unka pyaar dekh kar hum sab fir se ro pade the.....

Akash- i m sorry alka....sorry....

Alka- nhi....aap sorry mat kahiye....plz....

Akash- nhi alka....main hi tumhari haalat ka jimmedaar hu....agar main...main waha hota to tum par ye.....(rone laga)

Alka(rote huye)- nhi....aapki koi galti nhi...ye to meri kismat thi....plz....aap chup ho jaiye....plz....

Dono rote huye ek-dusre ko chup kara rahe the.....par khud ka rona kam nhi kar rahe the....

Fir main unke paas pahucha aur dono ko shant kiya....aur dono ne mujhe bhi apne gale se laga liya....

Aaj meri jindagi me ye pahla mouka tha....jab maine aone maa-baap ka pyaar ek sath paya tha.....

Khair...kuch der baad hum sab shant huye.....tabhi ruby humare liye chai nasta le aai......

Fir humne chai pi aur maa ko dawa khila kar room se baahar aa gaye......

Main- dad...aapko yaha aate huye.....

Akash(beech me)- nhi beta....main ek mask pahan kar aaya hu....wo hall me hi utaar diya tha...to tention mat lo....

Main- ohh...aap ab jaiye....hum jaldi hi...

Akash(beech me)- nhi....main tabhi jauga hab ye jaan lu ki tum aakhir karna kya chahte ho....kya khel khel rahe ho tum....haa...

Main- dad...mera bharosha kijiye...main jo bhi kar raha hu...usme kych bhi galat nhi....wo sahi hi hai....

Akash- janta hu....mera beta galat nhi karega....par ye bhi janta hu ki tum sahi karne ke chakkar me had se jyada khatre utha lete ho....bas isi baat ki mujhe tention hai....

Main- aapki tention sahi hai dad...par mera bharosha kijiye....main apne aapko khatre se bacha kar hi pura khel khatm karuga....

Akash- mujhe bharosha hai beta....par wo DJ....wo ek number ka kameena hai....aur uske sath to humare bhi kai log mil chuke hai....to aise me....

Main(beech me)- kuch nhi hoga dad.....main sabko dekh luga...har ek gaddar ko saza milegi....bas kuch din aur....fir ye sab khatm hua samjho....

Akash- hmm....accha....tumne raat ko bola tha ki main sharabi ko apni sakl me najam ke sath aane ko kahu....wo kuslite bola tha....

Main- wo main aapko bata duga...abhi aap ja kar us sharabi ko ready karwaiye...baki main aapko phon par bata duga....ok

Akash- hmm...aur haa...apni maa ka dhyaan rakhna....aur yaad rahe....unhe aisa kuch mat batana jisse wo tention me aa jaaye...ok....

Main- ok dad.....

Akash- to main chalta hu...khyaal rakhna.....

Ye kah kar dad nikal gaye aur main dil hi dil me pacchtane laga....

Main(man me)- dad...i m sorry....par mujhe is khel ko khatm karne ke liye maa ko saamne lana hi hoga.....ye meri majboori hai dad.....i m sorry....

Akram- ab tujhe kya hua.....udaas kyo ho raha hai.....ab sab theek hai...aur aage bhi sab theek hoga....

Main(muskura kar)- hmm...tum sahi bol rahe ho....well...ab ye to batao ki ye sab chamatkaar aakhir hua kaise....

Akram- wo....to hua kuch yu.....

[color=rgb(85,]Jab sanju mom ko le kar ja raha tha.....aur DJ ke aadmiyon ne uski car damage kar diya tha.....

Us waqt jab car uchhal jar hawa me gulati marte huye jameen par giri....to alka ka sir takra gaya.....

Aur usi waqt uska mind sahi ho gaya....par wo us waqt is haalaat me nhi thi ki khud se uth sake...ya kuch bol sake....to wah car me hi padi rahi....

Wahi sanju jaise-taise baahar aaya....to DJ ke aadmi uske saamne aa gaye....

Sanju ki car ki tanki foot chuki thi...jisse waha kafi fuel bah raha tha....

Aur DJ ke aadmi us fuel me aag laga kar sanju ko car sahit udane hi the....ki waha akram pahuch gaya.....

( Akram ko ankit ne pahle hi ye bol rakha tha ki wo us ghar par najar rakhe...jaha alka thi...

To akram ne jab dekha ki DJ ke aadmi sanju ke piche gaye hai...to wo bhi chupchap puche chal pada....)

Aur sahi waqt par aa kar akram ne DJ ke saare aadmiyon ko mout ki need sula diya....

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Main- oh...main kya bolu....thank you yaar...tu nhi hota to saayad...

Akram- chal be....kya thanks....abe tune mujh par jo ahsaan kiye hai na...uske aage ye kuch bhi nhi...samjha....

Main- ahsaan...kahe ka ahsaan....wo to mera farz tha.....dosti me ahsaan nhi hota...samjha....

Akram- to dosti me thanks bhi nhi bolte.....samjha....

Sanju(piche se)- dono samjh gaye ho to kuch mujhe bhi samjha do....

Main(paas ja kar)- kaisa hai bhai...

Sanju- wo chhod...ye bata ki waha ye DJ ke aadmi kaise aa gaye....saalon ne maar hi dala tha....pata hai na....

Main- sorry bhai...but mujhe nhi pata tha ki wo sab itni jaldi aa jayege...sorry....

Akram(hairani se)- matlab tu janta tha ki DJ ko sach pata chal gaya hai....

Main- hmm...janta tha....

Sanju - to saale mujhe kyo nhi bataya....

Akram(gusse se)- aur na hi mujhe....

Main- sorry dosto....but maine aisa socha nhi tha ki DJ itni jaldi pahuch jayga....maine socha tha ki sanju aaraam se nikal lega....but....sorry yaaro....

Sanju- sorry mat bol...mujhe iski jaroorat bhi nhi....par yaar...tere chakjar me riya fas gai....aur alok sir bhi...wo nikal hi nhi sake....

Main- janta hu.....par sach ye hai ki alok sir waha nikalne gaye hi nhi the....wo sab jante the....

Sanju(hairani se)- to kya...abe mujhe bhi bata deta na....

Main- yaar mere plan me tera rukna tha hi nhi...warna bata bhi deta....aur maine socha ki alok sir tujhe samjha dege...but wo bhi late ho gaye....sorry...

Sanju- ab sorry bola na to tera sir fod duga.....tu bas ye bata ki tera plan kya hai....

Main- plan to pura ho bhi chika dost.....DJ ke paas wo sab hai....jinhe main uske paas bhejna chahta tha.....

Akram- matlab DJ ne unhe pakda nhi...balki.....

Main(beech me)- nhi...DJ ne wahi kiya...jo main chahta tha....jaisa main chahta tha.....wo log waha DJ dwara laaye nhi gaye....balki mere dwara bheje gaye hai.....

Sanju- par kisliye....unko marwa kar hi dam lega kya....abe meri chachi...amu, raksha...wo bhi hai waha.....unko kyo...

Main(beech me)- bas...yahi ek baat to mere dimaag me jhatka de rahi hai...ki aakhir wo log kaise fas gaye...kyoki wo to mere plan me the hi nhi.....

Akram- nhi the matlab...tu ye kahna chahta hai ki anu logo tak pahuchne me kusi ne unki help ki...matlab tere se gaddari ki....

Main- haa...kyoki unko main is sab me saamil nhi karne wala tha.....khas kar us dhyaanchand ko....par dekho....wo mara gaya....

Akram- what....kisne mara use....

Main- usi ke bete ne....saala DJ...

Akram- oh no...but ye hua kaise....

Main- wahi to mujhe pata karna hai.....aur saayad main us gaddar tak pahuch bhi gaya hu.....

Sanju- matlab.....

Main- matlab ye...ki agar meri calculation sahi hai.....to mera doubt bhi sahi hoga....

Akram- to der kis baat ki...tu calculation kar...mainuse thok deta hu....

Sanju- ha chal...

Main- nhi...tu kahi nhi ja raha...chipchaap aaraam kar...hath dekha na tune apna....ja kar let ja sarafat se....

Sanju- par....

Akram(beech me)- nhi sanju....tu aaraam kar...hum dono dekh lege.....samjha kar...ok

Sanju- theek hai.....par mujhe puri jaankari chahiye...samjha na....

Main- ha bhai.....sab bata kar karuga.....ok..

Akram- to bol...kaha chalna hai....

Main- abhi kaha...abhi to mujhe calculation karna hai....but haa...tere liye ek kaam jaroor hai....chal.....

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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME.......

Jaise hi meri car ghar ke baahar ruki to DJ ke aadmiyon ne mujhe gher liya....

Fir mere bahar nikalte hi unhone meri acche se talashi li...aur gun point par mujhe andar le gaye.....

Andar jaatr hi mujhe wo sab dikhne lage....jinko maine vedio me dekha tha.....

DJ(muskura kar)- aakhir mulaqaat ho hi gai....ek baar fir se....hai na....

Main- tumhari dushmani mujhse hai na...to in sabko kyo pakda...jaane do inhe....

DJ- wah...seedha kaam ki baat...good....par kya hai na...ki ye sab to tujh tak pahuchne ki seediyan thi...to inke bina kaise chalta....

Main- theek hai...par ab to mujh tak pahuch gaya na....to fir inka kya kaam...jane do inhe....

DJ(joor se)- abe chup...kya laga rakha hai saale....ek baat acchi tarah samjh le....yaha sirf mera hukum chalega...sirf mera....

Main(sabko dekh kar)- ok...kya chahte ho....

DJ - ab aaya na line par....chal bol...mere baap ne tujhe koun sa raaj bataya tha....

Main- usne...kuch khas nhi...bas khazane ke baare me bataya tha...bas....

DJ - sach bol beta....warna tere har jhooth par ek goli chalegi....jussse kisi ki jaan bhi ja sakti hai...

Main- nhi...main sach bol raha hu...usne mujhe kuch bhi ni..nhhiiiii...

Meri baat sunte hi DJ ne ek goli chala di....jo seedha alok sir ke baju ko chhu kar nikal gai....aur wo cheekh uthe...

DJ - are....bach gaya...nisana chook gaya...to...tu kuch bolega ki agli goli....

Main(aage bad kar)- main sach bol raha hu....unhine mujhe bas darwaje aur chabiyon ke baare me bataya tha.....

DJ - kya...chabiyon ke baare me kya bola usne...bol...

Main- bas yahi ki 5 darwajon ki 5 alag-alag chabiyan hai....

DJ - to aakhiri darwaje ki chabi bhi bataai na...haa...

Main- hmm....

DJ - to bol fir....rakshak agar na raha...to wo darwaza khul sakta hai kya....haa...ya aur kuch...bol...

Main- nhi...aur to kuch nhi...yahi bola tha ki aakhiri darwaja rakshak hi kholega....apne hath me chabi le kar....

DJ(man me)- wo main janta hu...tabhi to us saali alka ko ab tak jinda rakha....par uske sath ek chabi bhi jaroori hai...wo kaha hai....

Main- ab to jaan liya na...ab plz doctor ko bulane do....wo rony aut alok sir ko khoon aa raha hai...plz...

DJ - nhi....abhi nhi...tu mujhe ye bata...ki rakshak ki chabi jaha milegi....

Main- kya...ye kya hai...main nhi janta....usne aisa kuch nhi kha..

DJ - ohh...to lo...

Aur DJ ne ek golu aur chalai....aur is baar wo megha ke baju ko chhu kar nikal gai...aur wo cheekh uthi....

Main- nhi...plz...aisa mat karo...mujhe sach me nhi pata....

Maine uthna chaha par DJ ke aadmi mujhe pakde rahe.....

DJ - to le....

Auf DJ ne fir se fire kiya aur is baar golu chunni ke baju me ja kar lagi.....aur wo bhi dard se cheekh uthi...

Main bebasi se apna sir jhuka kar hatho ko farsh par patakne laga.....

DJ - ab kya bolta hai....sach bolega ki....

Main(beech me, gusse se)- main nhi janta....bas yahi sach tha...ab chaho to sabko maar dalo....maar dalo......

DJ(man me)- lagta hai londa sach bol raha hai....par ye bhi ho sakta hai ki ise saayad in sabki fikr na ho...koun sa koi iska apna hai...hmm..to kyo na ab iske sage walo ko hi....parul....

Main- yahi sach hai....usne bas itna hi bola tha....sach me....plz..chhod do inhe....

DJ - accha...tab to mujhe afsoos hai...ki rakshak ko marna hoga....

Main- matlab...rakshak...yani....maa..nhi...tum unhe kuch nhi kar sakte....

DJ - saayad...par asal me ab kar sakta hu....dekhna chahoge....to dekh...le aao unhe...

Aur DJ ki aawaaj par uske aadmi renu, naalam mami aur alka ko le kar aa gaye.....

Un sabke muh par tap laga tha aur hath bhi bandhe huye the....aur sabki aankhe aanshuo se bhari hui thi.....

DJ (alka ke paas aa kar)- to ankit....tujhe kuch nhi pata na....

Main- nhi...maine sab bata diya....

DJ - to fir apni maa ko aakhiri baar jinda dekh le...kyoki ab ye kisi kaam ki nhi....

Ye bol kar DJ ne alka ke sir par gun taani aur achanak se ek goli chala di...

Main- nhhiii......

DJ - ghabra mat ..ye to sir ke uper se gai....par agli iske bheje me hogi....bol....sach bol...

Maine bebasi se alka ko dekha to wo mujhe dekh kar jyada rone lagi....uska jishm bhi dar se thartharane laga tha....

DJ - bolta hai ki thook du saali ko....

Main- batata hu...wo chabi....wo main hi hu.....main....main hi hu us khajane ki aakhiri chaabi....

Ye sun kar DJ ke sath-sath waha moujoid kai log hairaan the....aur main sir jhuka kar apni bebasi par afsoos mana raha tha.......

Par jab waha par ek ladki ke hasne ki aawaaj aai....to sab log chounk pade.....

"" Maine kaha tha na.....ye alka hi humare kaam aaygi....dekh liya....""

Ye aawaaj sunte hi main pahchan gaya ki ye aawaaj kiski hai .....aur maine sir uper kar ke uski aankho me dekha.....to wo muskura padi....

Parul- kaise ho bhai.....kya hua....kahi jyada to nhi chounk gaye.....haa.....hehehehe....

Aur parul ke sath-sath DJ bhi thahaka laga kar has pada.....aur main bebasi se unko dekhta raha......

Main(man me)- DJ.....ye bahut badi galti kar di.....ab dekh....teri yahi galti tujhe seedha narak me le jaygi....narak me....haaatt.....

Raksha- parul.....tum bhi dhokhebaaj nikli.....par ye kaise hua....kyo hua....kyo parul...kyo.....????????


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Ab Aage.........

Parul ko DJ ke sath dekh kar waha moujood ankit ka har sathi chouk gaya tha.....

Un sabki najron me parul ke liye betahasa gussa saaf tour par jhalak raha tha.....

Tabhi parul ne rony ko dekha....aur uske paas pahuch gai.....

Parul- oh ho ho....dekho...kya haal ho gaya tumhara....hhm...maine samjhaya tha...ki mera sath do....agar mera sath dete to aisa kabhi nhi hota....par tumne wahi galti ki...ab to samjh jao...ki tumne galti ki....

Rony(dard ke sath)- ha parul...galti to ki hai...bahut badi galti....

Parul- ab bhi mouka hai...meri baat maan jao....plz....

Rony- nhi....kyoki meri galti hi yahi thi..ki maine tujh jaisi ladki par bharosha kiya....use pyaar kiya....aur usi pyaar ki khatir main chup raha....kaash meri aankho par tere ghatiya pyaar ka parda na hota....to saayad aaj ye din na dekhna padta....

Parul- ohh..tum na...tum nhi sudhar sakte....are meri baat maan jao....hum jindagi bhar aish karege.....samjhe...

Rony(muskura kar)- aish...huh...sahi kaha tune....tere sath aish hi karna chahiye tha.....galti ki mere ankit sir ne...jo aisi ladki ko apni behan ka darja diya...jo sirf dil bahlane wali randi se jyada kuch nhi thi...huh...ankit sir....aapne galti kar di....bahut badi galti.....

Rony ki baat sun kar parul ka chehra bujh sa gaya.....par agle hi pal wo khilkhila padi..........

Parul(has kar)- lagta hai tumhe khushiya hajam nhi hoti....theek hai...maro tum bhi....huh...

Aur parul bapis ja kar DJ ke sath khadi ho gai.....aur fir DJ ne haste huye mujge dekha aur mere paas aa gaya.....

DJ - kya hua be...chounk gaya na....haa..wo parul hi thi jisme mujhe yaha ka pata bataya....wo parul hi thi...jo tere ghar me rah kar tera hi bura karti rahi...mujhe tere pal-pal ki khabar deti rahi.....

Main- mujhe yakeen nhi hota.....ye sach nhi ho sakta....

DJ - yahi sach hai...aur ye to kuch nhi...wo parul hi thi jisne mujhe tere baap ki jaankari di.....jis se maine use mara......wo parul hi thi...jisne tere ghar me mere liye camre lagwaye....wo parul hi thi...jisne teri jagah mere aadmi ko bhijwaya....par afsoos....ye teri raand....saali anu...ye mujhe dhokha de gai....par iska pata bhi mujhe parul se hi laga...ki asli ankit kabhi badla hi nhi gaya...samjha....

DJ ki baaten sun kar main to chup raha...par rony gusse se aag-babula ho gaya.....

Rony(gusse se)- parul....tune bhai-behan ka rishta to barbaad kiya hi...sath me pyaar ko bhi badnaam kar diya....main kosta hu us din ko...jis din mujhe tere jaisi ladki se pyaar hua...thhu...

DJ - abe...saale pyaar ke maare....tu ruk ja jara.....aur ankit....ye jo teri maa hai na....ek minute....

Itna bol kar DJ ne ja kar alka ke hath khole aur uske muh par laga tap nikaal ka use kiss karne laga.....

Ye sab dekh kar waha moujood kuch log hairaan the....par main asliyat jaan kar bhi hairani se unhe dekh raha tha.....

DJ - uummmhhh...are haa...main batana hi bhool gaya....ye jo teri maa hai na....ye to meri jaan hai....kai saalon se...tere janm ke pahle se.....

Main- ohh....aisa kya.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- itna chhota sa reaction....are...mujhe to laga tha ki tu aag-babula ho jayga....par tu to...matlab....aah...ye parul....ise kya bola tune....

Parul- maine....maine to wahi bola jo sach hai...matlab jaisa mujhse bola gaya tha...ki alka aunty ki hamsakl ko us nakli ankit ke sath rakha gaya hai....bas...wahi bola.....

DJ(ghoor kar)- par ise dekh kar aisa lagta nhi....ohh....samjh gaya.....kyo ankit....tu ye jaan chuka hai na.....ki tere ghar me rahne wali teri maa nakli hai...hai na....

Main- badi der lagi samjhne me.....

Ye sun kar hi nakli alka ke chehre se hasi gaayab ho gai.....jise DJ ne bhi dekh liya...

DJ - wo chhod....par agar tujhe pata tha yo ye naatak.....ye natak kyo....tu ise dekh kar ruka kyo...haa....

Main- kyoki main janta tha ki tu ise gun point par rakh kar jaroor koi bewakoofi karega.....waise mujhe iski fikr nhi....balki meri didi aur mami ki fikr jai....samjha......

DJ - haaatt.....galti ho gai mujhse....mujhe teri maa ko kahi aur rakhna chahiye tha....saali nikal gai hath se....kitni badi galti kar di.....

Main(ghoor kar)- tune ek aur badi galti kar di DJ....meri maa ki jagah kisi 2 take ki aourat bhej kar tune mere emotions ke sath khela hai...iski bharpaai to karni hi hogi tujhe....

DJ(gusse se)- bharpaai to tu karega..aur tera baap.....aur sun...tu jise 2 take ki aourat bol raha hai na.....wo meri jaan hai jaan....aur uske khilaaf main 1 sabd nhi sunne wala.....samjha na.....

Main- accha...tu sabd ki baat kar raha hai...maine to uski gaand....

DJ(chilla kar)- chup kar ja....warna yahi tum sabka samsaan bana duga.....

Main(joor se)- chilla mat...aur is galatfahmi me bhi mat rahna...ki main yaha majboor ho kar aaya hu.....ya fir ye sab teri saatir chaalo se hua hai.....samjha na.....main yaha sirf isliye aaya hu...kyoki main chahta hu ki main us khajane tak pahuch saku.....

DJ- ohh...to tune ye soch bhi liya ki mere rahte tu us khazane ko haasil bhi kar lega....haa...

Main- aur kya....par main janta hu ki ye kaam tere bina muskil hi nhi...lagbgag namumkin hai....isliye main yaha ek souda karne aaya hu....

DJ(has kar)- souda...ha...tu mujhse souda karega.....wah....sala...mujhe to laga tha ki tu koi hero jaisi harqat karega....par tu to sala ek number ka chu...

Main(beech me)- oye....bolne ke pahle hazaar baar soch lena....kahi aisa na ho ki mujhe neecha dikhane ke chakkar me tu isi jameen ke neeche dafan ho jaaye....samjha na....

DJ(gusse se)- saala...mujhe akad dikhata hai....ab tu dekh...main kaise tere saamne in sabko ek-ek kar ke maarta hu...aur fir ant me tujhe bhi inke paas bhejta hu...dekh....

Main(muskura kar)- mujhe kuch dikhane ke pahle tu bhi kuch dekh le.....jara apne aadmiyon ko bhej kar bahar ka mahoul to dekh le....

DJ - kya..kya matlab....kahna kya chahta hai....saaf-saaf bol...

Main- to sun fir.....is makaan ke charo taraf mere aadmi tainaat hai.....aur wo bas is baat ka intzaar kar rahe hai ki kab 30 minute pure ho....kyoki agar 30 minute ke andar main unke saamne nhi pahucha...to wo is jagah ko bomb se uda dege...aur fir yaha raakh ke alawa kuch nhi rahega....tu bhi nhi....

DJ(has kar)- abe hat....sala mujhe darata hai....mujhe.....huh...

Main- accha..tujhe lagta hai ki ye sab mazaak hai...to ek kaam kar....jaldi se apne aadmi bhej kar check kara le...time kam hai tere paas.....fast...bhejo unhe...

DJ meri baat sun kar hairaan hua aur apne aadmiyon ko isara kar diya...aur kuch hi minuton me use pata chal gaya ki mere aadmi puri taiyaari ke sath tainaat hai....

DJ (ghoor kar)- sala...aah...par aise to tu bhi nhi bach payga....haa...

Main- to kya....mar jauga na....to theek hai...waise bhi apno ke bina jeene ka kya maza.....chal...maar sabko...maar...abe maar na.....

DJ(gusse se) - chup kar ja....bilkul chup....

Main- are..tu to paresaan ho gaya.....haa...waise ek baat bata...tujhe kya sach me laga tha ki main koi bewakoof hu jo aatmhatya karne ke liye yaha aise hi aa jauga....haa...

DJ (gun taan kar)- bola na chup....warna....

Main(paas aa kar)- warna kya...marega....to maar...abe maar na...huh...tu marega mujhe..abe mout ka khouff to teri aankho me hai...tu kya khaak marega mujhe...haa...

DJ - dekh...main bol raha hu...main maar duga sabko....samjha....

Main(muskura kar)- ab bas bhi kar....tujhse na ho payga......khair....ek rasta hai...jis se hum dono bach sakte hai....

DJ - main in sabko nhi chhodne wala....warna fir to....

Main(beech me)- nhi....main to us khajane ki baat kar raha hu...

DJ (hairani se)- khazane ki...uska kya...

Main- dekh...tu bhi ye janta hai ki wo bahut bada khajana hai...hai na....to kyo na hum dono hi us khazane ko dhoond kar aapas me baant le....hmm..kya bolta hai.....

DJ (hairani se)- kya...tu...tu ye kya bol raha hai....

Main- sach bol raha hu....agar tu wakai khazana chahta hai....to sath me kaam karte hai.....

DJ - aur tune ye kaise soch liya ki main tujhe aadha khajana de duga...haa...

Main- kyoki tere paas aur koi rasta nhi.....

DJ - saayad hai...asal me kuch der pahle tak nhi tha....par ab hai....

Main- kya matlab....

DJ - matlab...hmm...tujhe pata hai ki mujhe is thikane tak kisne pahuchaya....

Main- ha...tune hi to bataya....parul ne....

DJ - haa...aur usi parul ne mujhe ye bhi bataya tha ki tune apni pyaari bua ko kahi bheja tha....aur wo kiske paas rah rahi thi......ye janne ke liye humne kisi aur ki madad li....samjha na....

Main- aakriti bua.......

DJ - haa...wahi teri aakriti bua....jise tu to pyaar karta hi hai....par tera baap use bahut pyaar karta hai...aur isliye tune use yaha se bahar bheja tha.....par afsoos...ek baar fir se tune galat insaan par bharosha kiya.....

Main- tu kahna kya chahta hai....

DJ - kahna kya....tu khud hi dekh le...hello.....aa jao...aur baki sabko bhi le aa....

DJ ke kahte hi chhote mama aur bahadur andar aa gaye....jiske sath me aakriti bua aur unka beta bhi tha.......

Maine dekha ki aakriti bua ke hath badhe huye the....aur chote mama muskurate huye aa rahe the....

Main(hairani se)- bahadur....aur mama...aap dono.....

DJ - ha beta.....ye dono bhi ab mere sath hai......aur inki madad se mujhe kya mila....janta hai na....teri ye pyaari bua...hhmm...is umar me bhi badiya dikhti hai saali...isko to ek baar....

Main(gusse se)- sochna bhi mat....warna buri mout marega....

DJ - ohh..main dar gaya..sach me...aahahahaha.....abe....meri baat sun......kya ab bhi tu is ghar ko udane wala hai....bol na....

Main- nhi....ab to bilkul nhi..kyoki mujhe mere sawaalon ke jawaab chahiye....aur uske liye kuch logo ka jinda rahna jaroori hai....

DJ - saabaash...to ja kar apne aadmiyon ko bhej de....

Main- bhejuga...par sirf ek shart par....

DJ - ab kya hai....

Main- dekh....tujhe khajana chahiye...tum le lo...par inko chhod do....inko maar kar tumhara koi fayda nhi....hai na...

DJ - hmm....baat to sahi hai....to chal fir...tune ek souda karna chaha tha na....to ab ek souda main karta hu....bolu....

Main- sun raha hu....

DJ - main janta hu ki mere baap ne tujhe kuch bataya hai....jo mujhe nhi pata...aur uske bina main khazane ko haasil nhi kar sakta.....to tu mujhe wo bata de....to main in sabko chhod duga....kya kahta hai....

Main- manjoor hai.....

DJ - to jaldi bol....

Main- tu ye to acchi tarah se janta hai ki us khazane ki chaniyan koun hai.......par tujhe ye nhi pata ki uski aakhiri chabi kaise istemaal hogi....sahi hai na....

DJ - ha....mujh pata tha ki aakhiri darwaja itni aasaani se nhi khulega....chal bata ki wo chabi kaise istemaal karege......

Main- wo mere bina mumkin nhi....sirf main hu...jo us chabi ko istemaal kar ke darwaja khol sakta hu......

DJ (hairani se)- tu....nhi-nhi......jhoot bol raha hai tu....hai na....par main ye nhi manuga.....kabhi nhi....

Main- to aajma le...waise bhi baki chabiyan tu jaanta hi hai.....

DJ - haa...wo hai mere paas....

Main- to unko sath le....aur chal mere sath....

DJ - chalege.....par aage jo bhi hoga....wo mere hisaab se hoga......

Main- bilkul....par in sabko jane do....

DJ - agar tu chahta hai ki main in sabko jane du...to pahle apni maa ko yaha bula....kyoki uske bina khazana kholna mumkin nhi....

Main- tum inhe bhejo....main apni maa ko le kar aata hu.....

DJ - mujhe yeda samjha hai kya....tum sab nikal gaye to fir kabhi nhi aaoge....isliye ye to bhool jao....

Main- to fir theek hai....hum dono yahi baithte hai.....aur intzaar karte hai bomb ke fatne ka....ok...

DJ (gusse se)- saala....theek hai....par teri ye didi aur bua humare sath rahegi...samjha....

Main- theek hai....par ek baat yaad rakhna....agar unhe hath bhi lagaya....to tu gaya...tu soch bhi nhi sakta ki tujhe kitni badi keemat chukani padegi....samjha....warna....

DJ - warna...kya warna....tu kya kar lega mera....haa....

Main- kuch khaas nhi....bas teri biwi ke sath wo sab karuga...jo tu soch bhi nhi sakta....

DJ - meri biwi....ohh..to tujhe pata chal hi gaya..ki meri koi biwi bhi hai....par tu saayad bhool gaya...ki mujhe kisi ki koi parwah nhi....waise bhi jab tune use choda tha na...tabhi wo mere liye mar chuki thi....

Main- saayad tu najam ki baat kar raha hai...hai na...

DJ - aur koun ho sakta hai...wahi meri biwi thi....

Main- accha....par mujhe to laga tha ki tumhari biwi koi aur hai....jo is waqt tumhare sath hi hai....hai na....

DJ(sakpaka kar)- ye kya bakwas kar rahe ho.....najam hi meri biwi thi...aur wo yaha nhi hai....samjha....

Main- ohh..to jane do fir....main to galat hi samjh baitha tha...koi nhi...ab use apni randi bana luga....theek hai....

DJ - tujhe jisko jo banana hai banata rah....main chalta hu....apne aadmiyon ko bol do ki hume jane de...nhi to....

Ye kahte hi DJ ne apne logo ko isara kiya to wo renu di aur aakriti bua logi ko le jane lage....par jaise hi DJ ne nakli alka ke gale me hath dala...to usne DJ ka hath chhudaya aur mere paas aa gai.....

DJ(hairani se)- tum ye kya kar rahi ho...chalo....

Alka- kyo..tumhe meri kya jaroorat....jao tum....aur le jao us parul aur renu ko...jao...

DJ (gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai...chal mere sath....

Alka- chalugi...par pahle in sabko chhod do...

DJ - inko....nhi...inhe nhi chhod sakta...nhi to hum sab maare jayege....samjha kar...aur tujhe achanak hua kya hai...

Alka- kya hua matlab....are tumne hi bola na...ki tumhe kisi se koi lena-dena nhi......aur ye bhi bola ki agar ankit chahe to teri biwi ko randi bana kar rakh sakta hai...hai na....

DJ(gusse se)- wo najam ke liye bola....tere liye nhi....tu chal...

Main- ek minute....iske liye nhi matlab...kya ye teri biwi hai.....

Meri baat sun kar DJ chup raha aur alka ko ghoorne laga.....

Main- oh ho....to tune apni biwi ko hi meri maa ki jagah par bhej diya tha....wah...waise isse fayda mujhe hi hua....gajab maal hai teri biwi...ekdam garam....

DJ(chilla kar)- kameene....ek sabd bhi nikala na to abhi maar daluga.....samjha....

Main- sirf sunte hi itna gussa aa gaya...lagta hai bahut pyaar hai apni biwi se...hai na....

DJ - alka...matlab....huh...tu chal mere sath...baji humare hath me hai....samjhi....

Alka- nhi DJ...baji to kab ki tere hath se nikal chuki hai....

DJ- kya...kya kaha tumne....tum mujhse aise baat....kyo....kya tu bhool gai ki main koun hu.....

Main- nhi DJ...ye bhooli nhi...balki ise samjh aa gaya hai ki tera sath dena iski jindagi ki kitni badi galti thi...samjha...isliye ab ye sach ka sath de rahi hai....

DJ - nhi...nhi-nhi-nhi.....ye nhi ho sakta....samjh gaya....koun hai tu...tu meri biwi ho hi nhi sakti...bilkul nhi...

Alka- kya matlab...are main hi hu tumhari jaan....

DJ - accha...to bol fir.....""do premi huye raji""......ab iske aage ka bol.....

Alka(mujhe dekh kar)- ye kya hai....

DJ - fas gai....main samjh gaya....tu saali koi aur hai...meri jaan nhi..haa...meri jaan kabhi mujhe dokha dene ka soch hi nhi sakti..kabhi nhi....

Main- wah DJ...maan gaye.....tu bhale hi kitna bada kameena sahi...par biwi tujhe badi wafadaar mili....khair...ye teri biwi nhi....ye to meri deepa darling hai....darling....ye mask hata do ab....

Alka- hmm...

Aur nakli alka ne apna mask hata diya...jis se uska asli chehra sabse saamne aa gaya....matlab deepa ka chehra....

Deepa- sorry ankit....pakdi gai....

Main- koi nhi...mujhe laga hi tha ki DJ tujhe pakad lega....

DJ - ye bakwas band kar...aur bata ki meri biwi kaha hai....

Main- wo mere kabje me hai....par tention mat le...abhi wo jinda hai.....

DJ (aage aa kar)- kaha hai meri jaan....kaha hai...bata mujhe...kaha hai wo...

Main- agar tu sach me us se milna chahta hai na...to wahi kar...jo main bolta hu...samjha....

DJ(daant pees kar)- kya chahta hai tu....

Main- sabse pahle to apne aadmiyon ko bol ki hathyaar fek kar pyaar se mere kaidi ban jaaye....fir tu apne hatho se meri didi aur bua ke hath kholega......aur fir tu aur ye parul....apne aapko humare hawale karege....samjh aaya....nhi to.....

DJ - mujhe har baat manjoor hai...main abhi teri bua aur didi ke hath khol deta hu...abhi...

Fir DJ ne bhaag kar renu di aur aakriti bua ke hath khole aur apne aadmiyon samet apne hathyaar fek diye....uske baad mere logo ne un sabko baandh diya.....

DJ - dekh...ab hum tere kabje me hai.....ab meri biwi ko chhod de.....

Main- chhod duga....par pahle khazana to haasil kar lu.....

DJ - to kar na....ab tujhe meri kya jaroorat....saari chaabi tere paas hai....tu ja kar le le khazana....bas meri biwi ko chhod de....

Main- are..saari chabiya kaha hai mere paas....rekha to rah gai na.....usko bula...jaldi...aur sabse khaas baat....us khazane ka naksha.....wahi....jo tere paas hai.....matlab ki ek hissa....samjh raha hai na.....

DJ - ohh...to tujhe ye bhi pata chal gaya.....theek hai....main abhi rekha ko bula leta hu.....wo tukda bhi usi ke paas surakshit hai....

Main- ok....aur alok sir....aap rony ko hospital le jao.....pappu mama....aap sabko le kar niklo........mere aadmi aap sabko ek surakshit jagah pahucha dege...aur doctor bhi wahi mil jayga ..ok......bas chhote mama aur neelam mami mere sath rukege.....samjhe....

Mere kahne par pappu mama aur alok sir ne wasa hi kiya....aur fir mere aadmi bhi baki sabko kamro me le gaye....

Iske baad us haal me sirf 6 log baki the....main, DJ, parul, bahadur, neelam mami aur chhote mama.......

DJ - tu janta tha ki wo meri biwi nhi....balki meri biwi to pahle hi tere kabze me thi na....to fir ye sab naatak kyo.....kisliye....

Main- wo....asal me....maine socha tha ki tu mujhe majboor dekh kar sabkuch bak dega....par tu to shanda nikla....kuch nhi bola....sala...mujhse mehnat kara kar hi manega sala.....

DJ (ghoor kar)- tu bas meri biwi ko chhod de.....use kuch mat karna....main sab bata duga...sab...bas use chhod do.....

Main- hmm...ek baat to maan ni padegi DJ...ki tu apni biwi ko bahut pyaar karta hai....sala...tune uske liye sab kuch gawa diya....par ek baat samjh nhi aai....tu jis se itna jyads pyaar karta hai...usi se itna bada jhooth kyo bola.......ki mera koi judwa bhai bhi hai....

DJ(chounk kar)- tujhe ye baat kaise pata chali.....

Main- wo chhod....meri baat ka jawaab de....us se jhooth kyo bola....

DJ - aise hi....main bas....par isse tujhe kya....tu to sach jaan hi gaya na....

Main- main to saare sach jaanta hu....aur kuch jo baki hai...wo bhi jaan luga....par is tarah apni biwi se jhooth bolna sahi nhi na....

DJ (ghoor kar)- wo meri biwi hai.....main jo chahe karu...use chhod....tune jo bhi kaha...maine wo kar diya....ab meri biwi ko sahi salamat mere hawaale kar do....

Main- hmm...karta hu....par thoda ruko...jara mujhe apne bharoshemand logo se to baat kar lene do....to...suru karte hai mere pyaare mama se...kyo chhote mama.....ab bolege bhi ya sir jhukaaye baithe hi rahege.....

Chhote mama chup rahe.....

Main- lagta hai sharma rahe hai.....are suno....is DJ aur parul ko bhi ek room me baafh kar daal do....saayad fir mere pyaare mama muh kholege.....

Meri baat sun kar mere aadmiyon ne DJ aur parul ko bhi ek room me band kar diya.....ab hall me sirf hum 4 log baki the....chhote mama, neelam mami, bahadur aur main.....

Main- ab boliye....ya ab bhi bolne me kanjoosi....ok...to chalo....mere sawaal ka jawaab hi de do....bolo....kyo kiya aisa....kyo apne hi bhanje ke khilaaf ho gaye....sirf paiso ke liye.....haa....

Chhote mama- beta....

Main(chilla kar)- beta mat bol....samjha na....sirf itna bata...ki tune ye sab kisliye kiya....paison ke lite na...haa....

Chhote mana- nhi....sirf paise hi wajah nhi.....bilkul nhi.....

Main- to fir......

Chhote mama(joor se)- nafrat hai mujhe tujhse..... teri maa se....tere baap se....aur apne baap se bhi....samjha.....

Main- nafrat,...hmm...to fir is nafrat ki koi wajah bhi hogi....koi badi wajah....hai na.....to ab mujhe wo wajah bata.....aur jaldi bol.....time kam hai mere paas....

Chhote mama (aankho me dekh kar)- batata hu....sab batata hu....aur suru se batata hu.....

[color=rgb(85,]Is nafrat ki suruwat to usi din ho gai thi...jis din maine hosh sambhala tha.....

Us din se hi mujhe ye ahsaas hone laga tha ki mere ghar me sirf aur sirf teri maa hi sabkuch hai...baki hum to kisi ginti me bhi nhi aate the......

Jab dekho....jaha dekho...bas tumhari maa hi sabkuch thi.....

Aur mera baap...wo to use itna pyaar karta tha...jaise ki sirf wahi uski aoulaad ho...aur hum to kahi pade huye mile ho...huh....

Aur fir ye bhed-bhaav waqt ke sath badta hi gaya....itna jyada bada...ki mujhe un dono se nafrat hone lagi...teri maa se aur apne baap se...

Aur is nafrat ke taaboot me aakhiri keel us din thoki gai....jis din mere baap ne us khazane ka rakshak teri maa ko banaya.....

Kaayde se rakshak banne ka haq pappu bhai aur mera tha...kyoki ab tak rakshak ka beta hi rakshak banta aaya tha....

Par mere baap ne....sala...hum dono bhaiyon ko chhod kar...us alka ko rakshak banaya....huh...

Main- hmm...to ye baat hai....par sirf khazane ka rakshak banane se itni nafrat...ki use mitane hi chal pade....koun sa unhone us khazane ki kha liya tha....

Chhote mama- khazana bhale hi na khaya ho.....par humari jameen...humara sara vyaapaar...ye sab bhi to usi ke naam tha na....aur hum...hum dono bhai bhikhari ki tarah jeene ko majboor ho gaye the.....

Main- par wo jameen to mere dad be kabhi li hi nhi....tumhi logo ke liye chhod di thi na.....

Chhote mama- ha...chhodi....par kab....aur kyo...ye bhi janta hai tu ki nhi....

Main- nhi...aap bolo....

Chhote mama- to sun.....tere baap ne ye jameen aise hi nhi chhodi thi...balki wo to ek tarah ka paschataap tha...jiske liye usne hume sab kuch de diya tha....

Main(ghoor kar)- kaisa paschataap....

Chhote mama- meri behen ki jindgi ujadne ka.....

Main- kya...are unhone maa ko dil se pyaar kita hai....kabhi koi kami nhi hone di....unke liye apna pariwar bhi....

Chhote mama(beech me)- main teri maa ki baat nhi kar raha....

Main(chounk kar)- to fir koun si behan ki baat kar rahe ho....kya rekha....

Chhote mama- nhi...meri dusri sagi behen...jo mujhe jaan se jyada pyaari thi....aur uske liye....teri maa hi uski jaan thi...samjhe...

Main- aapka matlab....chhoti mousi....khusbu ki maa....

Chhote mama- haa...wahi....wo meri sabse pyaari behen thi.....aur sabse seedhi bhi...aur tu janta hai....wo teri maa ko apna sabkuch maanti thi...bhale hi teri maa humari sputeli behen thi...fir bhi...fir bhi use teri maa hi apni sab kuch najar aati thi.....

Main- aage bolo...

Chhote mama- to sun....teri maa ne jab tere baap se saadi kar li...to hum sab usse gussa the....mere pita bhi...par meri behen hi us waqt teri maa ke sath thi....kyoki wo to use galat soch bhi nhi sakti thi....huh...

Main- bolte raho...

Chhote mama- wo teri maa ne itna pyaar karti thi...ki jab humne use teri maa ke paas jane nhi diya...to wo uski yaad me beemaar ho gai....

Isliye humne na chahte huye bhi use teri maa ke paas pahucha diya....bas....yahi galti kar di thi humne.....

Main- galti....wo kyo...

Chhote mama(joor se)- kyoki tabhi tere baap ne apna asli rang dikha diya.....aur teri mousi par apni buri najar daal di....

Main(gusse se)- chup....bilkul chup....tu janta bhi hai ki tu kya bol raha hai.....haa....tu mere dad ko itna ghatiya bana raha hai....jo apni biwi ki behan par hi buri najar dalega...haa....

Chhote mama- tere chillane se sach badal nhi jayga....samjha na....aur sach ye hai ki tera baap hi meri masoom behen ki mout ka jimmedaar hai.....

Main(joor se)- bas.....aage ek sabd bhi mat kahna.....ye...ye sach nhi ho sakta...kabhi nhi....

Chhote mama- accha...to kya main jhooth bol raha hu.....huh...are ja kar apne baap se puch....ki sach kya hai....aur puch mere bhai se...aur apni is pyaari mami se.....ye dono bhi sach jante hai...puch inse....puch...[/color]

Mama ki baat sun kar main hairani se neelam mami ko dekhne laga.....

Main- neelam mami......ye chhote mama kya....kya ye baat.....

Neelam(najren jhuka kar)- beta....mujhe ye to nhi pata ki teri mousi ke sath kya hua....kisne kiya.....kyo kiya....par....main...main itna jaroor janti hu....ki jab hume uski laash mili....to waha par tere pita bhi moujood the.....

Main- par iska matlab ye to nhi ho sakta na...ki mere dad ne kuch galat kiya...haa...

Neelam- main nhi kahti ki unhone galat kiya....aur maine to unge galat mana bhi nhi...kabhi nhi.....

Chhote mama- par main manta hu....aur yahi sach hai.....

Main- nhi...sirf tumhare kah dene se ye sach nhi ho sakta.....

Chhote mama- tab to tu kabhi ise sach manega hi nhi...kyoki sach janne wale sirf 2 log hi hai...ek tera baap aur ek teri maa.....aur wo dono to ise galat hi bolege na.....

Main- nhi....mere mom-dad jhooth ki tarafdaari kabhi nhi karte.....ab to wahi batayege....ki sach kya hai...aur jhooth kya.....

Chhote mama- ha to.....

Main(beech me)- bas....ab baki baaten unhi ke saamne hogi.....ab aap chup rahe....aur neelam mami....aapne to....

Neelam(beech me)- maaf kar dena lalla...par main majboor thi...isliye mujhe renu ko.....maaf kar do lalla....

Main- bas mami....aapko maafi maagne ki jaroorat nhi...kyoki main janta hu ki aapne ye sab kyo kiya tha.....khushbu aur simpi ke liye na....

Chhote mama(chounk kar)- tume kaise pata chala....

Main(muskura kar)- mujhe....aa...asal me tum jise apna aadmi samjh kar kaam kar rahe the na....wo to kabhi tumhara hua hi nhi tha.....

Chhote mama(bahadur ko dekh kar)- matlab.....

Main- ha...theek samjhe....bahadur....tumhe kya laga tha..ki tum bahadur ko apni taraf kar ke use gaddar bana loge...haa....

Chhote mama(najren jhuka kar)- mujhe laga ki paise dekh kar wo....par main galat tha....

Main- sahi kaha....aur aap bhi kabhi paiso se uper uth kar dekhte....to samjh jate..ki humare rishte paison se kai guna bade hote hai....par aapne to paison ki khatir saare rishton ko barbaad kar diya....are...yaha tak ki apni betiyo ke samaan simpi aur khushbu ko hi kidnap kar liya...kus liye....taki mujhe mita sake...haa....

Chhote mama(choun kar)- tumhe pata....pata chal gaya tha....

Main- haa...main janta hu ki tumne neelam mami ko majboor kiya.....aur fir tumne renu di ko kidnap karne ki saajish rachi....haa...taki mujhe majboir kar ke khazana haasil kar sako...isiliye na....haa...

Chhote mama- to kya karta.....maine DJ se souda kiya tha...ki tumhe main le kar aauga....aur iske badle wo mujhe aadha khazana de deta....

Main- ghanta nhi dene wala tha wo....usko khazana mil jata na...to tumhe bhi usi waqt maar deta...samjhe na.....huh..kaise-kaise ristedaar mile gai mujhe....sala har koi meri jaan ke piche pada hai...aahh..sala....ye bhi koi life hai...haa....

Neelam - lalla....aisa nhi bolte.....galti to apno se hi hoti hai....aur gussa bhi unhi par aata hai....aur is sabki wajah hai galat fahmiyan....

Main- sahi kaha mami.....isliye ab sabse pahle mujhe sabki galatfahmi door karni hogi....tabhi main DJ aur khazane ki baat sochuga.....chalo sab....ab meri maa hi batayegi...ki mousi ka sath kya hua tha...kyo hua tha....aur kiski wajah se hua tha......

Bahadir- par ankit baba....abhi hume kuch aur bhi pata karna hai.....

Main- oh haa....is baat ko to main bhool hi gaya tha.....ye bhi to pata karna hai...ki pappu mama ke adde tak DJ pahucha kaise.....hmm..ek kaam karo....aap in logo ke sath akram ke ghar pahucho....main tab tak sach jaan kar aata hu....ok...

Bahadur- aur is DJ ka kya....aur wo parul....

Main- unko yahi rahne do....unka hisaab baad me hoga......ab aap sab niklo...

Fir bahadur, neelam mami aur chhote mama akram ke ghar nikal gaye.....aur main bhi sach janne ke liye waha se nikal kar hotel SAM me aa gaya.......

Waha sab log meri maa ke saamne galatfahmiyan door karne me lage the....aur yaha main wo sach pata kar raha tha....ki aakhir DJ us makaan tak kaise pahucha....jisme uska baap dhyaanchand aur pappu mama log the.....

Fir maine kaam khatm kiya aur SAM hotel se nikal kar akram ke ghar chal pada....par beech raste me hi mujhe DJ ka vedio call aa gaya,.....

Main(chounk kar)- DJ ka vedio call...ye kaise ho sakta hai.....

Aur jaise hi maine call receive kiya to mujhe saamne DJ dikha....bilkul aazaad aur joor-joor se thahaka maarte huye.....

Main(gusse se)- ye sab kya hai be....tu...tu waha se nikla kaise....

DJ - sssshhhhh....ab tu nhi....sirf main boluga....aur tu...sirf meri baat sunega....

Main- paagal hai kya.....bhool gaya kya...teri biwi abhi bhi mere paas hai....

DJ - janta hu....acchi tarah se janta hu....par ab....tu use izzat ke sath mere paas le kar aayega.....aur waise hi jaise main boluga....samjha beta....

Main(gusse se)- oye.....mana ki tu waha se nikal chuka hai....par iska matlab ye nhi ki tu mere saamne uchhalne lage....meri baat sun....main khazane ke lite paagal nhi....jo teri maanu.....mere apne safe hai....ab jyada muh chalaya na...to abhi ke abhi teri biwi ko thok duga....samjha na....

DJ (chiila kar)- chup kar....aur ab meri sun.....tu wahi karega...jo main boluga.....nhi to....

Main- chup kyo ho gaya....nhi to kya...kya kar lega tu....

DJ - ssshhhh.....

Aur DJ ne apne hontho par ugli rakhi aur camre ko dusri taraf ghuma diya....

Aur fir jo maine dekha.....use dekh kar mera dimaag hil gaya.....kyoki mere saamne mere dad aur mere dadaji the.......

Wo dono is waqt behosh pade huye the....aur unke hath -pair badhe huye the.....

Ye dekh kar mere dil me dar badne laga.....main ye soch-soch kar presaan hone laga...ki aakhir ye dono is kameene ke hath kaise pad gaye.....

DJ - ab to tu sab samjh gaya hoga na...aur...ab tu kaan khol kar sun.....main jaisa boluga....tu waisa hi karega....bas....mere agle call ka intzaar kar.....

Main- tu....theek hai....par plz....ek baar mujhe mere dad se baat karne do...bas 1 baar...plz....

DJ - wo bhi kara duga.....thoda intzaar kar le.....aur sun....is beech koi bekaar ki hoshiyari karne ki kosis mat karna.....aur na hi ye pata lagane me apna time bigadna ki tera baap aur dada mere hath kaise aaya...kyoki ye to tu kabhi bhi nhi jaan payega....samjha na....

Main use chupchap ghoorta raha....par bola kuch nhi.....

DJ (parul ko dekh kar)- lagta hai ladka itne shock me hai ki uski bolti hi band ho gai...hai na parul...

Parul- saayad...lagta to aisa hi hai....

DJ - koi nhi...main hi bata deta hu....wo kya hai na beta......MURDE BOLA NAHI KARTE....aahahahahaaaahahahahaaaaaa.......


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Ab Aage.......

HOTEL SAM ME.........


DJ aur parul ko kaid karane ke baad baki sabko waja se bhej kar main bhi nikal aaya aur seedha SAM hotel me menka ke paas pahuch gaya....

Kyoki jabse maine menka ko hawsi najron se dekha tha....tabhi se mujhe uske liye hawas paida ho chuki thi...

Aur ab...jabki mera kaam theek ho gaya...to maine apni hawas ko bujhana theek samjha.....

Hotel me ja kar jab maine menka ke room ka gate knock kiya...to use open hone me kareeb 5 minute ka time laga.....

Aur gate khulte hi mere saamne menka aa gai....jo is waqt kafi sahmi hui si dikh rahi thi.....

Menka- aa...aap yaha....aa..aaiye na....

Main(chounk kar)- ye kya...tum itni ghabraai hui kyo ho...sab theek to hai na...

Menka(feeki muskaan)- ha...sab...sab theek hai....wo to...main wo....

Main- are.....tum pahle shanti se baitho...chalo...baith jaao...aur fir aaraam se batao ki baat kya hai.....

Aur fir main menka ko sath le kar bed par baith gaya.....aur uske gale me hath daale huye use shant karne laga....

Par menka bilkul bhi shant nhi thi....wo joor-joor se saanse le rahi thi.....jisse uske doodh aage piche ho kar meri garmi bada rahe the....

Wahi uska pallu bhi thoda side ho gaya tha...jisse main uske blouse ke andar ki gahraai bhi saaf sekh pa raha tha....

Sach me...kya khoob najara tha.....doodho ke beech ki lambi si daraar aur ghati ki tarah dono doodh...jo aage-piche ho kar mere uper bijliyan gira rahe the....

Main- menka...aakhir baat kya hui...ye to batao....

Menka- wo....wo saab ji....wo aourat....

Main- aourat....kya hua use....

Menka- wo aapke aadmi...uske sath....kya bolu....maine dekha to....

Main(beech me)- kya.....wo ab tak lage huye hai....

Menka- nhi...wo...wo chale gaye....abhi-abhi....par unhone bahut jyada....kya bolu...mujhe to samjh hi nhi aa raha.....

Main- ek baat batao...kya tum dowara dekhne gai thi waha....

Menka(sir jhuka kar)- hmmm.....

Main- oh..ab samjha....khair...tum ek lambi saans lo......aur bhool jao sab kuch...

Menka(saans le kar)- hhmmm......

Main- ab shant raho....kuch bhi nhi hua...haa...

Ye bol lte huye maine apna dusra hath menka ke hath par rakh diya....jo uski god me tha....

Menka- maaf karna saab....main waha...kya karu...mujhse raha nhi gaya.....maaf karna...

Main(hath sahlate huye)- koi baat nhi....isme maafi kaisi....ab jawaan log ye sab nhi dekhge...to koun dekhega....buddhe....

Menka(sharma kar)- saab ji....

Main- are...isme sharmana kaisa....dekho...tumhara ang-ang bata raha hai...ki tum ek behad garam aourat ho.....

Meri baat sun kar menka chounk kar mujhe dekhne lagi....tabhi maine hath ko aage sarkaya aur uske nange pet ko sahlane laga......

Menka- aah...saab ji.....ye aap....

Main- ssshhhh....kuch mat bolo....ye tumhare raseele honth filhaal kisi dusre kaam ko karne wale hai....

Menka- saabbbuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Aur menka ne kuch bolne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki maine uske hontho par apne honth rakh diye aur joor se choosne laga......

Honth choosne ke sath hi main rk hath se uska pet sahla raha tha aur dusre hath se use baahon me kasa hua tha.....

Aur kuch hi der me wo hua jiski mujhe puri ummeed thi....menka bhi garam ho kar mera pura sath dene lagi.....

Fir kya tha....kuch hi der hoth choosne ke baad main use sath le kar let gaya aur uska pallu hata kar blouse ke sath hi uske madmast doodho ko choosne laga....

Menka- aaaahhh...saab ji....uuummm...aaahh...

Menka masti bhari siskiya le rahi thi aur main uske doodho ko blouse ki kaid se aazaad karne me laga tha.....

Kuch hi der baad menka ke dono doodh meri aankhon ke saamne chamak rahe the...aur fir maine uske doodho ko bade maze le kar choosa.....

Aur menka itni garam ho gai ki usne khud mere sir ko apne seene se dawa liya.....

Menka- oohh..saab ji....ab bas...aaahhh....main mar jaugi....aaahhh....saaab...jjiii.....

Main janta tha ki ab menka chudne ke liye betaab ho rahi thi.....isliye maine apne hatho ko neeche kiya aur uski saree neeche kar ke peticote ja nada kholne laga.....

Aur menka ne bhi mera pura sath diya....jab tak maine uske peticote ko neeche kiya...us beech usne apne blouse ko bhi nikaal feka....

Ab menka mere saamne puri tarah nangi thi...aur main uske gadraaye badan ko dekh kar muskurane laga....wahi menka ne sharm ke maare aankhe band kar li...

Menka ko nanga dekh kar main bhi pura garam ho chuka tha..isliye maine bhi jaldi se apne kapde nikaal feke...

Main- ab sharmana chhodo...aur khul kar maza lo....aankhe kholo....

Meti baat maan kar menka ne dheere se apni aankhe kholi....aur jaise hi menka ki najar mere lund par padi...to wo buri tarah sharma gai....

Main- kya yaar....itna sharmaogi to maza nhi aayga.....chalo aao....hum ek-dusre ko ek sath maza karate hai...

Itna bol kar main bed par aaya aur menka ko apne uper aane bola...aur kuch hi der main hum dono 69 ki position me aa gaye....

Jaha main menka ki geeli ho chuki choot ko chakhne laga....wahi rukhsaar ne bhi garam ho kar dheere se muh khola aur thoda sa lubd muh me bhar kar choosne lagi....

Fir hum dono ki chusaai suru hui....aur kuch hi der baad menka ne garam ho kar pura lund muh me bhar liya...aur fir teji se choosne lagi....

Kuch hi der baad menka ki choot ne sabr thod diya aur wo machalte huye jhadne lagi....par main chusaai nhi roki....

Aur kuch hi der baad menka fir se taiyaar ho gai....aur joor-joor se lund choosne lagi....

Fir maine use rok kar litaya aur 3 dhakko me hi uski choot me lund utaar diya....

Menka kuch der dard se bilbilaai...lekin fir chudaai ma maza lete huye sisakne lagi....

Aur fir kareeb 1 ghante tak maine menka ko alag-alag tarah se jabarjast choda...aur ant me uske muh me khali ho kar chudaai khatm ki....

Main- aaahhh...maza aa gaya....mujhe pata hota ki tu itni mast hai.....hmm..ab tak to tujhe hazaaron baar chod deta....

Menka(sharma kar)- aapne hi der kar di...main to kabse....uuff..ye kya bol gai...

Main(muskura kar)- koi baat nhi.....dil ki baat jawaan par aa hi jati hai....cgal ab fresh ho ja....fir batao......jo tum batane wali thi...

Menka- ji...abhi aai...

Fir menka ja kar fresh hui aur bapis aa kar kapde uthane lagi...to maine use rok kar apni god me baitha liya...

Main- aise hi bolo...

Menka(sharma kar)- aise...par aise to...

Main(beech me)- jo bhi ho...tum aise hi bolo....batao...kya baat hai....

Menka- saab ji....ye baat main kafi waqt se aapse kahna chahti thi.....par mouka hi nhi mila.....

Main- to kya hua.....ab bol do....

Menka- hmm...main janti hu ki rekha kiske liye kaam kar rahi hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....tum rekha ko janti ho.....

Menka- haa...sab janti hu.....

Main- ohh...to batao...kiske liye kaam karti hai wo....

Menka- ek bada gunda hai...DJ....wo usi se pyaar karti hai...aur usi ke liye kaam kar rahi hai....

Main(man me)- ye DJ ko janti hai...tab to mantri ko bhi janti hogi....

Menka- aap yahi soch rahe hai na...ki main ye sab kaise janti hu....hai na...

Main- bilkul....aakhir ye sab tumhe pata kaise chala.....kisne bataya.....

Menka- meri behan ne.....

Main(chounk kar)- tumhari behan....wo kaha se aai.....

Menka- asal me....meri behan DJ ki biwi hai....

Main(behad hairani se)- kya....DJ ki biwi....tumhari behan....ye...ye....

Ye menka to saali mujhe shock par shock de rahi hai....pahle boli ki rekha ko janti hai...ab bol rahi hai ki DJ ki biwi uski bahan hai....par koun...??

Menka- asal me wo meri mousi ki ladki hai.....aur kyoki mere maa-baap bachpan me hi khatm ho gaye the to mujhe meri mousi ne hi pala tha...isliye humari bachpan se hi bahut acchi banti thi....par jab main badi hui to unhone mujhe anathalay me daal diya....kyoki wo meri parwarish nhi kar pa rahe the...is tarah hum dono alag ho gaye.....aur fir pata nhi kaise....wo us gunde ke chakkar me fas gai...aur usse sadi kar li....aur mujhe bahadur ji le aaye......

Main- le aaye matlab kya...tumhari sadi hui hai na bahadur se.....

Menka- dusri saadi....asal me jab bahadur ji ki pahli patni ki mout ho gai to unhone beti ki khatir mujhse sadi kar li.....us samay main majdoori karti thi....tabhi unhone mujhe sadi ka bola...aur maine ek sahare ki khatir haa kar di.....

Main- ok....par tumhari behan ka kya....kya tumne use bataya ki tumhari sadi ho gai hai....

Menka- haa...par bahut baad me....kyoki us se main saalon se nhi mili thi.....fir ek din achanak se usse isi sahar me takra gai....aur tab maine use apna number de diya tha.....aur tab mujhe pata chala ki wo DJ ki biwi hai....aur aapki dushman bhi.....par ye baat maine bahadur ji ko nhi batai.....kyoki mujhe laga ki kahi wo mujhe hi galat na samjhe.....

Main- accha...aur tumhari behan...kya wo janti hai ki tum mujhe janti ho.....

Menka- haa...maine use bas itna hi bola hai ki mere pati aapke pariwar me kaam karte the....ye nhi bataya ki abhi hum aapke sahar me hi rah rahe hai.....maine usse bola tha ki hum kuch kaam se aaye hai....

Main- ohk....aur kuch.....

Menka- haa....wo rekha...wo usi gunde ke kahne par wo aapke piche padi hui hai....aur ab to meri behan bhi isme fas gai......

Main- fas gai.....kaise....accha ye batao ki us se tumhari aakhiri baar baat kab hui thi....

Menka- kuch din pahle....aur tabhi usne bataya tha ki wo ab apne pati ki khatir ek badi chaal chal rahi hai......saayad aakhiri chaal.....

Main- chaal....par tumne ye kyo bola ki wo fas gai...wo to chaal chal rahi hai na....

Menka- kyoki aisa mujhse usi ne bola tha...use dar tha ki wo kisi paresaani me fasne wali hai....

Main- par kyo....matlab...aisa kya hua jo unhe paresaani lagne lagi...kuch bataya usne.......

Menka- haa....use aisa isliye laga...kyoki DJ saalon baad bapis aaya....aur aate hi meri behan ko apne kaam ke chakkar me door bhej diya.....theek se baat tak nhi usse....isliye use lagne laga ki ab DJ ko sirf apne kaam ki hi padi hai...

Main- hmm..par tum ye sab ab kyo bata rahi ho....mera matlab....aakhir baat kya hai....

Menka- saab ji....asal baat ye hai...ki meri behen ke paas kuch aisa raaj hai....jiski jaroorat DJ ko padegi hi......uske bina DJ ka kaam nhi ho sakta....

Main- ohh....ye baat hai...

Menka- haa....isliye aap use khatm kar do...taki DJ ko wo raaj kabhi pata na chal sake....jo meri behan ke seene me dafan hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....maar du....tu pagal hai kya...aise kaise maar du...

Menka- saabji....ye meri nhi...balki meri behan ki hi iksha hai.....wo nhi chahti ki DJ apne bure mansoobo me kaamyaab ho....

Main- accha....to batao.....tumhari behan hai koun....aur wo kaha milegi.....

Menka- abhi batati hu....

Itna bol kar menka meri god se uthi aur apne mobile me ek photo nikaal kar mujhe dikhane lagi......

Menka- ise dekhte hi maar dena aap....nhi to bura anjaam hoga.....

Main(menka ko dekh kar)- hmm..main baad me milta hu.....waise....ek coffy milegi.....aur phon mujhe do....main theek se dekh to lu...

Fir menka mujhe phon de kar kichen me chali gai....aur maine phon chek kar ke coffy pi aur waha se nikal aaya.....

Aur nikal kar akram ke ghar ja hi raha tha....ki mujhe DJ ka vediocall aa gaya....jisne mujhe hila kar rakh diya.....

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DJ ke call se mujhe pata chala ki wo ab aazaad ho chuka hai...aur mere dad aur dadaji uske kabje me hai.....

Fir DJ ne ek joordaar thahaka maar kar call cut kar diya....aur mere dil aur dimaag ko hila kar rakh gaya.....

Ek taraf mera dil apne dad aur dadaji ke liye ghabra raha tha....to wahi mera dimaag ye soch-soch kar paresaan tha...ki aakhir DJ un dono tak pahucha kaise......

Jaha tak mere dad ki baat hai....to unka pata sirf kuch hi logo ko tha...aur mujhe pura bharosha tha...ki wo log kabhi bhi mujhe dhokha nhi de sakte.....

Fir bhi kahi na kahi mera bharosha dagmaga gaya tha....uski wajah thi mera gujra hua waqt....

Mujhe pichle kuch time se barabar dhoke par dhokhe mile the....wo bhi un logo se...jin par mujhe pura bharosha tha....saayad islite ab main kidi par aankh band kar ke bharosha nhi kar pa raha tha....

Main apne dil aur fimmag me chal rahi uthal-puthal me is kadar kho gaya tha...ki mujhe apne aas-paas moujood logo ka bhi dhyaan nhi tha....

Ki tabhi ek hath mere kandhe par aaya....aur main chounk gaya.....

Main(chounk kar)- kkk...koun....

Aadmi- kya hua beta...jyada hi paresaan dikh rahe ho.....

Main- ha wo.....chhodo...aap boliye...kya kaam hai...

Aadmi- mujhe koi kaam nhi...main to bas ye bolne aaya tha ki tum raste se side ho jao.....aise beech sadak par khade rahne se khatra ho sakta hai....

Us aadmi ki baat sun kar maine najar ghumaai aur dekha ki main to sadak ke beecho-beech khada hu....

Sach me....ye DJ ka call ne puri tarah se mera dimaag hila dala tha.....

Main- ohh..sorry uncle...main phon karte-karte road par aa gaya.....dhyaan hi nhi diya...thanks...

Fir main jaldi se apni car me aaya aur ek baar fir se soch me pad gaya....ki aakhir DJ ne kiski madad se me mere dad aur dadaji ko khoj nikala.....

Par is sawaal ke jawaab se jyada importent mere dad aur dadaji the...isliye maine tay kiya ki main pahle unhe aazaad karauga...fir us gaddar ko khojuga...

Aur un dono ko aazaad karane ka jariya sirf ek hi tha.....DJ ki biwi.......

Isliye maine car start ku aur seedha akram ke ghar nikal gaya....kyoki DJ ki biwi bhi wahi moujood thi......

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AKRAM KE GHAR...........

Main jaise hi apni maa ke room me aaya...to saamne ka najara dekh kar meti saati tention kuch pal ke liye gaayab ho gai....

Mere saamne meri maa ka pura pariwar moujood tha.....maa, mama, mami aur unki chhoti behan rekha bhi.....

Un sabki aankho me aanshu dikh rahe the...jo nischit tour par khushi ke aanshu the....kyoki saare log meri maa ke dono taraf baithe huye baaten kar rahe the....

Alka(mujhe dekhte hi)- are beta....aa gaya tu...yaha aa mere paas...

Main(pass aa kar)- ab to aap khush hai na....

Alka- ha beta....aaj mujhe mera pariwar bapis mil gaya.....main aaj bahut khush hu....thank you beta...

Main- ye kya maa....koi apne bete ko thanks bolta hai kya....

Alka- pata nhi...par main dusri maa ki tarah nhi hu.....main to tere liye kuch bhi nhi kar saki....aur tune mere...

Main(beech me)- mujhe paida to aapne hi kiya na.....isse bada kaam to koi ho hi nhi sakta na maa.....

Alka- yaha aa....

Aur maa ne mujhe apne seene se laga liya....jisse mujhe wo sukoon mila....jo duniya me kisi bhi insaan ko kisi aur jagah nhi mil sakta.....sirf maa ka pyaar hi wo sukoon de sakta hai....

Kuch der tak maa mujhe seene se chipkaye sisakti rahi....aur fir maine unse alag hua aur unke aanshu saaf kar diye....

Main- bas maa...ab aanshu bahane ke fin khatm....waise ab to aap sab samjh hi gaye hoge...ki meri mousi ke sath kya hua tha.....

Chhote mama- ha beta....hume pura sach pata chal gaya....rekha ne sab bata diya.....uski mout me tumhare dad ka koi hath nhi tha....wo sab DJ ne kiya tha.....

Rekha- ha ankit....wo DJ hi tha...jisne meri behan ko mara....aur main bhi uske sath is gunaaah me barabar ki hissedaar thi....par yakeen mano...main use marna nhi chahti thi...aur DJ ne bhi mujhse yahi bola tha...ki wo galti se maari gai...aur main uske pyaar me paagal....uski har baat ko sach maan gai...mujhe ...mAin to maafi maagne layak bhi nhi..maine tum sabke sath bad se badtar kiya hai.....

Main- nhi mousi...aisa mat boliye....mana aapse galti hui....par aapne galti maani to sahi...khair...ab purani baaten bhool jaiye....aur jindagi ko naye sire se suru kariye...hmm...

Rekha- main kosis karugi....par mujhe ye to batao...ki tumhara dost mujh tak pahucha kaise.....us jagah ka to kisi ko bhi pata nhi tha.....

Main- wo....asal me aap tak pahuchane wali menka hai.....

Rekha(chounk kar)- kya....menka...ye koun hai.....

Main- humare priwar ke purane wafadaar bahadur ki dusri biwi....

Alka- kya....bahadur ki biwi.....par wo humse gaddari kyo karne lagi beta....

Main- kya bolu maa.....ye paisa cheej hi aisi hai....kisi ko bhi gadaar bana sakti hai...bas....wo bhi aa gai laach me....

Rekha- to usne bataya ki main kaha kaid hu....

Main- bataya nhi...maine pata kar liya.....par haa....usne DJ ko us ghar ka pata jaroor bataya....jis ghar me dhyanchand aur mama log chhipe the....

Pappu- ohh...par ye tumhe kaise pata chala....ki wo menka hi hai....

Main- wo aise......kyoki aap logo ka pata sirf akram, sanju aur bahadur ko maloom tha....aur jab maine un sabse baat ki...to mujhe pata chal gaya ki bahadur ne ye baat menka ko batai thi...baki kisi ne kisi ko bhi nhi bataya.....

Aur isliye main menka se milne ja pahucha......aur waha mujhe andaja lag gaya...ki wo ghabraai hui thi...saayad mujhe dekh kar.....

Isliye main dowara uske paas gaya.....aur fir se mujhe kuch nai baat pata chali....

Pappu- nai baat....wo kya hai.....

Main- filhaal us baat ko confirm karna baki hai....par jaise hi confirm hogi....waise hi main bata duga...ok....aap log ab rest karo......main fresh ho kar milta hu...

Itna bol kar main dusre room me pahuch gaya....aur mere piche hi akram aa gaya....

Akram- baat kya hai ankit.....kya gadbad hui....

Main- kya...koun si gadbad....tu kya bol raha hai....

Akram- ohh..to ab mujhse bhi chhipayga....haa...

Main(myskura kar)- aisi kosis bhi bekaar rahegi.....tu janta hai....

Akram- to bata....ab kya musibat aa gai....

Main- DJ bach nikla....

Akram(hairani se)- kya....ye kaise hua....

Main- nhi janta....par ye baat utni jaroori nhi....balki sabse badi tention ye ho gai...ki us kameene ke hath mere dad aur dadaji lag gaye....dono usi ke paas hai.....

Akram- ya allah....ye sab...ye hua kaise.....

Main- is sabki wajah hai wo menka.....usi ne DJ ko mere dad aur dadaji tak pahuchaya.....

Akram- kya...par use kisne bataya ki wo kaha hai....

Main- uske pati ne....bahadur...

Akram- par bahadur ne aisa kiya kyo...

Main- usne jaan-bhuj kar nhi kiya....bas baaton me hi menka ko pata chal gaya.....

Akram- ye bahadur bhi na....bewakoif hai kya....

Main- nhi....bas apni biwi ko samjh nhi paya......use pata hi nhi tha ki menka gaddari karegi....wo to us par aankh moond kar bharosa karta tha....jaisa har pati karta hai apni patni par....

Akram- to ab kya socha.....kya chahta hai DJ.....

Main- use bas wo khajana chahiye....aur apni biwi.....

Akram- to kya use aasaani se sab lene doge....kuch karoge nhi....

Main- karuga....aur aise karuga ki DJ ka ye kameenapan hamesha ke liye khatm ho jayga....

Akram- aur ye sab hoga kaise....

Main- uski biwi....ab wo hi hume kaamyaab karegi....ruk...main aata hu....

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MANU ( MANORAMA ) KA SACH........

Main akram ke ghar ke basement me gaya....jaha DJ ki biwi ko kaid kar ke rakha tha.....

DJ ki biwi ek chair par bandhi hui thi....aur main ja kar uske saamne chair par baith gaya.....

Main- kaisi ho.....

Aourat- mijhe jinda kyo rakha hai....maar do....

Main- ohh.....marne ki jaldi hai....koi nhi...mout bhi milegi....par mout kisi ki gulaam nhi jo apni marji se mil jaaye.....aur khas kar tujh jaisi aourat.....tujhe to mout bhi gale lagane ke pahle hazaar baar sochegi....

Aourat- huh...

Main- oh ho...ab tak tever nhi gaye....waise kya bolu tujhe....tu aisi kyo nikli....are....jiska pariwar itna wafadaar tha....jo meri maa ki khas saheliyon me se ek thi....aur to aur...jiske bhai ne apni wafadaari nibhane ke liye apni jaan ki bhi parwah nhi ki....wo aourat aisi kaise....haa...bolo manu....aakhir tu e ye sab kyo kiya....haa...

Manu- apne pyaar ke liye....

Main- pyaar...accha....aur apni saheli se pyaar nhi tha.....are wo chhodo....apne sage bhai se pyaar nhi tha.....haa...

Manu- pati ka pyaar har rishte par bhari padta hai ankit.....ye tum nhi samjh sakte....

Main- chalo maan liya....main nhi samjhta...par main itna to jaroor janta hu...ki wo patni hi hoti hai...jo pati ko galat raste se door kar ke sahi raste par la sakti hai....kya ye baat tum nhi janti....

Manu- mujhe mere pati par yakeen tha....aur mera kaam unhe kaamyaab karne ka tha...rokne ka nhi....

Main(gusse se)- kaamyaab....ghanta kaamyaab....use kaamyabi nhi...sirf aur sirf mout milegi....samjhi na....

Meri baat par manu kuch nhi boli....bas gusse se mujhe ghoorne lagi.....

Main- dekh....mujhe aise ghoorne se sach nhi badalne wala.....ye tu bhi janti hai ki ab is khel ka ant uskr nhi...balki mere hath mr hai.....

Manu - agar aisa hai....to fir mujhe maarte kyo nhi....maar do na....

Main- agar marna hi hota na...to usi din maar deta....jis dinujhe teri asliyat pata chali thi....tujhe apne ghar me na rahne deta....samjhi...

Manu- janti hu...isiliye main kabse yd puchna chahti thi...ki mujhe jinda kyo chhoda....kyo sab kuch jaan kar bhi tumne mujhe wo sab karne diya...jo main karna chahti thi....aut sabse badi baat....tumne mera sach jana kaise...kaise jana...ki main hi DJ ki biwi hu....haa....

Main- wo bhi batauga...par sabse pahle mujhe tujhse ek jawaab chahiye...

Manu- to pucho....waise bhi main ab kuch chhipane wali nhi....kyoki iska koi fayda bhi nhi hai....

Main- bahut acche...to batao....tum DJ ki biwi kaise bani....aur fir tumne uske kahme par mere aur mere pariwar ke khilaaf kya-kya kiya....

Manilu- par tum ye kyo janna chahte ho....ab in baaton ka kya matlab....

Main- bas yu hi....kya hai na...ki mujhe kahaniyan sunna pasand hai...ab chalo....muh kholna suru karo....warna main tere jishm ke dusre ched khol daluga.,....chal bol....

Manu(ghoor kar)- batati hu....sab batati hu....suru se.....

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[color=rgb(85,]Aur unke jane ke baad mera apna sirf mera bhai mohan hi bacha tha....

Halaki aazaad aur unke pariwar ne hume apne apno ki tarah hi rakha....humari parvarish bhi unhone bahut acche se ki....

Mera bhai to gaon me unke sath hi rahta tha....par main padhna chahti thi...isliyr unhone mujhe sahar me apni nigrani me school me daal diya.....

Aur saayad wahi wajah thi mere aur DJ ke milne ki....

Main school me rahte huye hi pahli baar DJ se mili thi..mus wawt mujhe pata nhi tha ki wo itna bada gunda hai....

Khair....DJ ne jab mujhe pahli baar dekha tha...tabhi se wo mujhe pasand karne laga tha.....isliye wo baar-baar humare school ke paas aane laga....

Waha wo sirf mujhe dekhne aata tha....aur yu baar-baar ki mulaqat se mujhe bhi wo pasand aa gaya.....

Fir humari baaten aur mulaqate suru ho gai....aur tab usne bataya ki wo sirf kuch hi dino me aone sahar chala jayga....par sath hi sath usne ye vaada bhi kiya...ki wo jald hi bapis aayga....

Khair...waha se jane ke baad bhi wo beech-beech me mujhse milne aata tha...aur aise hi hunara pyaar aage badne laga.....

Fir ek din usne mujhe aone baare me sab sach bata diya...ki wo ek gunda hai aur ab to drugs ka dhandha bhi karne laga hai...

Ye sab sun kar mujhe bahut gussa aaya....par DJ ka pyaar mujh par haavi ho gaya tha...isliye main uski baaton me aa gai....

Usne mujhse bola ki wo galat kaam bhale hi karta hai....par mujhe saccha pyaar karta hai..aur agar main cgahu to wo ye sab chhod dega...

Mere paas mouka tha...ki main use sahi raste par daal saku...par pata nhi kyo...maine use rokna theek nhi samjha....ulta wawt ke sath-sath mujhe uska kaam pasand aane laga....

Fir jab mera school khatm hua...to maine usse sadi ki baat ki...aur usne usindin mandir ja kar mujhse sadi kar li....

Uske baad uski jindagi me alka aai...jisne use barbaad kar diya.......halaki tab tak main alka ko janti bhi nhi thi...fir bhi mujhe us par gussa tha....

DJ ko jail hui...par jail jane ke pahle hi usne mujhe apne saare paise aur kuch khaas saamaan pahucha diya tha....

Kuch din baad mere bhai bhi sahar me aa gaya....tab mujhe pata chala ki alka ki sadi aazaad ke bete akash se hui hai...

Aur tabhi maine soch liya tha...ki main alka se badla lugi....

Par jaise-jaise main alka ke kareeb aai...waise-waise meri soch badalne lagi...mujhe alka acchi lagne lagi....aur wo bhi mujhe apni khas saheli ki tarah rakhti thi...

Khair...fir tumhare pariwar me gadbad hui...aur yaha DJ ne bhi jail se bahar aa kar alka aur akash par hamle liye....

Isliye wo dono is sahar me aa kar bas gaye...aur unke sath mujge aur mere bhai ko bhi aana pada...

Par yaha aate hi akash ne hum dono ko alag kar diya.....aur mera bhai unke dushmano ko doodne ka bol kar mujhse alag ho gaya......aur DJ ko bhi fir se jail jana pada...kyoki usne kisi policewale ko maar diya tha....

Isse main bilkul akeli pad gai thi.....par mera alka se milna jaari raha...aur usi ki wajah se rajni, deepa , damini aur kamini bhi meri jindagi me aa gai....

Fir maine DJ ke bhai ki madad se DJ ko jail se nikalwaya aur use ek naye chehre ke sath is sahar me le aai....

Bhai ji....ye DJ ka naya naam tha....aur use ye chehra dene wali thi DJ ki rakhel....najam....

Khair...fir tum paida huye....aur us din main aur DJ usi hospital me moujood the....

Asal me DJ tumhe marna chahta tha....par maine use rok diya....aur ye sahi hi hua....kyoki khazane tak pahuchna tumhare bina possible nhi hoga....

DJ ne tumhe to chhod diya...par alka ko wo nhi chhodna chahta tha....use alka se khazane ka raaj janna tha....isliye wo kuch din baad alka se mila....

Par alka ke tever wahi the...wo DJ ko dekh kar hi byadak gai aur police bulane lagi...

Aur tabhi maine ek lohe ki road alka ke sir par maar di....jusse wo behosh ho gai...aur baad me pata chala ki wo jinda laash ban chuki hai...

Alka ki aidi haalat dekh kar hum ghabra gaye...hume laga ki khaza to jayga hi....aur hum dono bhi fas jayege...

Par tabhi humare kaam aai DJ ki rakhel.....DJ ne us se alka ka mask banwaya aur ek aourat ko maar kar use alka ki jagah rakh diya...

Is tarah alka humari kaid me aa gai....aur sabki najron me maari gai....

Aur isse pahle ki kuch acvha ho pata...mera bhai bapis aa gaya....aur alka ki mout ki chaan-been karne laga...halaki use sach pata nhi chala....aur hum safe rahe...

Fir wawt gujarta gaya....aur main DJ ke sath khushi se rahti rahi...

DJ ne ek baar fir se dusre sahar me apna dhanda bada liya tha...aur waha uska sath dene rekha bhi thi...aur najam bhi...

Par fir tum beech me aa gaye....aur DJ ki ek baar fir se jail jana pada.....

Aur fir jab DJ lout kar aaya....to uska nisana tum bane....wo tumhe maarna chahta tha....par maine use roka....

Main chahti thi ki ek baar alka theek ho jaaye...fir hi DI kuch kare...taki alka ko majboor kar ke hum khazana hasil kar sake....[/color]


[color=rgb(85,]Baki aage ka to tum jante hi ho....bas...iske alawa kuch nhi hai....[/color]

Main- aahh.....kamaal ka pyaar hai tera....sala....duniya ki saari buraiyan hai DJ me....par tu...tune sath nhi chhoda uska....wah....gajab ka pyaar kiya tune....good...

Manu- mera pyaar jaisa bhi ho....par hai to sahi......warna tum to jante hi ho....ki kitni hi aourten aur ladkiyan....sirf jishm ke pyaar ke lite apno ko dhokha de deti hai....hai na...

Main- bilkul...mujhe to lamba tajurba hai aisi aourton ka.....tabhi to bola....ki tumhara pyaar great hai....

Manu- wo sab chhodo....ab tumhe apne sawaal ka jawaab mil chuka hai na....to mera jawaab do....tumhe kaise pata chala mere baare me.....

Main- wo to tumhi ne bataya....khud apne muh se....matlab....saaf-saaf to nhi...par tumhari baat ne mujhe sochne par majboor kar diya tha....ki tum kuch to chhipa rahi ho...aur fir usi point ko pakad kar maine pura sach pata kar liya....

Manu(hairani se)- ye kya bak raho ho...maine kya bola....haa...

Main- tumne kuch aisa bola...jise sun kar main kah sakta hu..ki tumne DJ se wakai me betahasa pyaar kiya hai....itna pyaar...ki uske aage tumhare sage bhai ka pyaar bhi kam pad gaya...hai na....

Manu(saham kar)- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Main(ghoor kar)- wahi...jo tum acchi tarah se janti ho.....hai na....

Manu(gusse se)- main kuch nhi janti...tum saaf-saaf bolo....

Main- accha...mujhse hi sunna hai...to sun....tu saali wo bala hai...jisne apne us kameene yaar ki khatir apne sage bhai ko bhi raste se hata diya....hai na...

Manu(sakpaka kar)- ye....ye kya bakwas hai....maine aisa kuch nhi kiya....wo to accident me maara gaya tha....

Main(joor se)- haa.. .accident....aur wahi accident mujhe tere sach tak pahucha gaya...samjhi....

Manu- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Main- aahh...sab mujhse hi sunegi...theek hai...sun...yaad kar....jab humare beech tere bhai ki mout ki baat hui thi...tab tune kya bola tha....

Manu- kya...kuch bhi to nhi...maine bas bataya tha ki usko *** road par ek truck....

Aur manu chup ho kar mujhe dekhne lagi....aur main muskyra utha.....

Manu(sambhal kar)- isme hasne wali kya baat hai.....maine kya galat bola.....

Main- galat nhi....tune sach bola....aur yahi sach tujhe le dooba...

Manu- matlab....

Main(khada ho kar)- matlab ye..ki tujhe kaise pata ki tera bhai kaha mara gaya....aur usko truck ne udaya...haa....

Kyoki uski mout meri aankho ke saamne hui thi.....aur waha mere alawa koi bhi nhi tha...koi bhi nhi...aur maine ye kisi ko nhi bataya tha ki mohan kaha mara aur kaise....to tujhe kaha se pata chala...kya uski aatma aai thi batane...haa...aur isse pahle ki tu koi nai baat banaye...to tujhe bata du...ki mere aadmiyon ne waha turant pahuch kar uski laadh ko hatwa liya tha....to ab bol...tujhe kaise pata....haa....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- wo...wo to main....

Main- bas kar...aur kutna jhooth bolegi....sach to ye hai ki tune hi use marwaya....bol...marwaya na...bollllll....

Manu(chilla kar)- haaaaa..maine hi matrwaya....aur mujhe iska koi gam nhi....mujhe benakjab karne chala tha wo....meri jasoosi kar ke mere pati ko fasana chahta tha na...to bas...marwa diya....

Main- teri to....saali...tujhe jara bhi sharm nhi aai....tera saga bhai tha wo.....

Manu(joor se)- to kya....mere liye mera pati hi sabkuch hai....samjhe....uski khatir main kisi bhi had tak ja sakti hu....samjhe na....

Main- agar aisi naat thi...to tune mujhe mere dushmano ke baare me khabar kyo lagne di....kyo mujhe meri maa se milaya...haa...mujhe bhi maar deti...to tera pati khush ho jata....

Manu- maine wo sab sirf isliye kiya..taki tum jinda raho...aur fir teri maa ke saamne hi mera pati teri jaan le...taki use bhi apne ko khone ka dard mile...samjhe...

Main- sala...kitna zahar bhara hai tere dil me....tu sach me jinda rahne layak nhi....

Manu- wo chhod...ye bata ki tumne mera sach kaise jana...kyoki sirf mere bhai ki mout se to tu sach jaan nhi sakta na....haa...

Main(ghoor kar)- wo bhi batata hu....sun...to jab mujge tujh par shaq hua...to maine tere ghar ki talashi karai...aur waha mujhe ek khas pic mil gai....wo thi teri aur DJ ki.....waise tune pure ghar ko saaf rakha tha...taki koi tera sach na jaan sake...par saayad wo pic tere liye khas thi...isliye tu use door nhi rakh paai...hai na...

Manu(daant pees kar)- galti ho gai....huh....

Main- ab ye bhi sun le...ki maine tujhe pahchana kaise...matlab....jab tu meri maa ke roop me mere ghar me rahne lagi...

Manu- haa..ye baat kaise pata lagi...kyoki...

Main(beech me)- ssshhhh....bata raha hu na....asal me humare bhi kuch jasoos hai...jo sab khabar rakhte hai.....waise iske liye mujhe teri sathi ko kidnap karna pada...jo tu janti hi hai...

Manu- haa...janti hu...jise maine apna chehra diya tha...wahi na....aur fir uski jagah deepa ko bhej diya...

Main- bilkul.....aur tu use bhi maarne taiyaar ho gai....par afsoos....waha bhi chook gai...

Manu- janti hu....par tum itna khush mat ho.....kyoki main DJ ko acvhi tarah janti hu....wo mujhe chhuda kar hi rahega..aur ek baat aur sun....jis din main yaha se aazaad hui na...us din tum sabka bura haal hoga...khas kar teri behan ka.....bach gai saali...

Main- hmm..meri behen ko maregi....hum sabko maregi....bhool ja....marega to sirf DJ....

Manu- wo to wawt batayga...ki koun marega aur koun bachega....

Main- to der kis baat ki....wo waqt aa hi gaya hai....aur suruwat aaj raat hi hogi....bas dekhti ja...

Ye bol kar main waha se aane laga....tabhi manu ne mujhe tok diya....

Manu- baat to puri kar lo....bgaag kaha raho ho...mera jawaab nhi sunoge....

Main(bina dekhe)- ab jo bhi bolna hai...wo meri se bolna....wo aati hi hogi....waise ek sawaal aur hai...sach bologi....

Manu- jo puchna hai pucho...ab main sach hi bolugi.,...

Main- accha hai....menka ko janti ho....

Manu(chounk kar)- matlab wo bhi.....kya wo tumhare paas....

Main(beech me)- tum sirf jawaab do....

Manu- ha janti hu...

Main- koun hai wo....

Manu- DJ ki behan.....

Main- thanks.....ab intzaar karo.....

Aur fir main waha se nikal aaya...aur bahar aate hi maine alok sir aur raftaar ko call laga diya....aur kuch baat kar ke maa ke paas pahuch gaya....

Alka- kya hua....wo...

Main(beech me)- nhi.....aapko jana hoga....fir saayad....aap mil lo ek baar....

Alka- hmm.....main jati hu...

Main- maa...ek aur baat....

Alka- ha bolo....

Fir maine apni baat boli aur use sun kar alka uthi aur manu ke paas chali gai aur main akram ke sath aage ka plan discuss karne laga.....

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EK SUNSAAN JAHAH PAR....RAAT KE KAREEB 2 BAJE......

Main- alok sir....ab aage aap sambhalna.....main nikalta hu....

Alok- hmm.....par kal....tumne theek se soch to liya na....DJ kuch gadbad bhi kar sakta hai.....uska koi bharosha nhi....

Main- janta hu...par uska tod hai mere paas....waise bhi raftaar ne sab set kar hi liya hai....

Alok- fir bhi...sambhal kar.....tum khatarnaak khel khelne ja rahe ho....aur bhoolo mat.....is baar tumhare sath tumhare mom-dad bhi hoge....

Main- janta hu sir....par aap fikr mat kijiye...kal is khel ka ant ho jayga.....bas dekhna ye hai ki aakhiri line bolta koun hai.....
SAEH AUR MAAT.....(CHECKMATE )

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I hope u'll like it.......

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Update - 399

Ab Aage........

AKRAM KE GHAR.....LAST NIGHT.....


Manu se milne ke baad ankit ne apni maa alka se kuch baat ki aur fir akram ke paas pahucha gaya....wahi alka uth kar manu se milne pahuch gai....

Jaise hi alka basment me pahuchi aur manu ki us par najar padi....to manu ne sharmindigi se apni najren jhuka li....

Alka- ab kya hua....aankhe kyo chura li...

Alka ki baat par manu kuch nhi boli...tabhi alka aage badi aur usne manu ke hath khol diye....aur apne sath laai hui khane ki thali uske saamne ek chair par rakh di...jis se manu hairaan ho kar alka ko dekhne lagi....

Alka- ab aise kya dekh rahi ho...tum mujhe acche se janti hu....main kabhi kisi ko majboori me nhi dekh sakti.....aur na bhookha......janti ho na....

Manu(dheere se)- hmm....

Alka- tumhe pata hai manu.....meri jindagi me kuch hi log aise the....jo mujhe apno ki tarah lagte the....un par mujhe apne aap se bhi jyada bharosha tha....aur pata hai....unme se tum bhi ek thi......

Manu(gardan jhuka kar)- i m sorry alka....

Alka- sorry...haa....rahne do manu.....ye sorry sabd tumhare muh se accha nhi lagta.....

Manu- janti hu....maine jo bhi kiya....wo sahi nhi kiya....par main majboor thi....sach me.....

Alka- accha...par aisi-kaisi majboori manu...ki tum us bacche ko marne taiyaar ho gai...jise dekh kar kabhi tumhari mamta jaag jati thi....haa...yaad hai na....tumne ankit ko dekh kar kya bola tha....yaad hai na....

Manu sir jhukaaye chup hi rahi....

Alka- huh....saayad ab tumhe kuch bhi yaad nhi.....par mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai....tumne kaha tha....ki ankit ko dekh kar tumhe aisa lagta hai...jaise ki wo khud tumhara hi beta ho....hai na....yahi bola tha na tumne,....

Ye sun kar manu ki aankhe nam hone lagi thi....lekin ab tak wo chup hi thi....

Alka- aur ab dekho....tum usi bacche ko marwane par tuli ho....aakhir kyo...kya bigada hai ankit ne tumhara....haa...

Manu- ye uski galti nhi....tumhari hai....sirf tumhari....

Alka- ohh...samjh gai....meri galti....janti hu....main us khazane ki rakshak hu na....haa...par ye meri galti kaise ho gai....ye to mere pita ne kiya...unhone mujhe rakshak banaya......

Manu(sir utha kar)- ye baat sirf khazane ki nhi hai.....

Alka(ghoor kar)- janti hu.....tum is baat se gussa ho na......ki maine hi DJ ko police se pakadwaya tha....uska sara kala dhandha khatm karwa diya tha....yahi na...isi baat ki khunnas hai na...

Manu- haa...tumhari wajah se mujhe sadisuda hote huye bhi akela rahna pada....mere pati ko jail ho gai....uska saalon se mehnat se jamaya hua dhandha barbaad ho gaya.....

Alka(gusse se)- mehnat....dhandha....tum use dhandha kahti ho...wo bhi mehnat wala dhandha....huh...wo drugs ka dhandha karta tha....jis se humare desh ki yuva nasal barbaad hoti hai......aur aisa dhandha karne wala mehnati nhi...balki desh ka gaddar hota hai.....samjhi...aur fir tumne ye bhi nhi bataya tha ki wo tumhara pati hai......

Manu- janti hu...par usne tumhara kya bigada tha....

Alka- mera nhi...par kitno ka bigada tha...ye pata hai tumhe....humare school aur college ke jawaan hote baccho ko wo is drugs ki daldal me kheech raha tha....are kuch ko to usne isi wajah se gulaam tak bana liya tha...jaise ki wo najam.....janti hai na....

Manu- haa...par tum beech me kyo aai...

Alka(joor se)- kyoki main ye sab dekh kar chup nhi rah sakti thi....isliye mujhse jo ban pada...maine kiya...aur mujhe us baat ka koi afsoos nhi....bas afsoos itna hi hai....ki maine tum jaisi ko apna samjha.......

Manu- sirf mujhe.....saayad tumhe pata nhi ki mere alawa bhi tumhare aur kai dushman hai...jo tumhe aur tumhare pariwar ko mitana chahte hai...aur ek baat bata du...unme se jyadatar tumhare apne hi hai...jaise ki tumhari khas saheli rajni...

Alka- hmm..janti hu...rajni hi kya...damini..kamini....richa...deepa....sab dhokhebaaj nikli....par unke paas koi na koi apni wajah thi....wo to un baaton ka badla le rahi thi.....jo unke apno se judi thi.....par tum kis baat ka badla le rahi thi.....

Manu- apne pati ka....

Alka- uske sath maine ya mere pariwar ne kuch galat nhi kiya tha....wo ek apraadhi tha....aur use pakadwana koi galti nhi thi...samjhi...

Manu- par wo mera pati hai....aur uska bura karne wale ko main nhi chhod sakti thi...isiliye...sirf isiliye ankit ke liye jaagi meri mamta ko maine maar diya...aur pati ka sath diya...kyoki yahi ek patni ka dharm hai....

Alka- patni ka farz....huh...tumhare muh se ye baaten acchi nhi lagti manu....are agar itni hi fikr thi apne pati dharm ki...to use sahi raaste par laane ka farz kyo nhi ada kiya....kyo nhi use samjhaya ki ye galat dhandhe chhod kar sahi raste par chale.....haa....kya ek patni ka ye dharm nhi...ki wo apne pati ko sahi rasta dikhaye...haa....bolo....

Manu- meri najar me pati ka hardam sath dena hi ek patni ka dharm hai...aur maine wahi kiya....samjhi...

Alka- tu...huh...tujhe main kya bolu....theek hai....tujhe jo sahi lagta hai wahi maanti rah...par jara soch....tera pati jis raah par chal raha hai....uski majil sirf aur sirf mout hai....mout....

Manu(hairani se)- mout....nhi...use koi kuch nhi kar sakta....balki wo apne saare dushmano ko maar kar apni majil haasil karega.....isliye fikr tum karo....apni aur apne bete ki...

Alka- mere bete ki fikr main kya karu....wo to humare liye bhagwaan ka ek pyara uphaar hai....jisne na sirf apne bichhde huye pariwar ko ek kiya....balki apne saare dushmano ko unke anjaam tak pahucha diya....isliye mujhe uski koi fikr nhi...main janti hu ki DJ uska kuch nhi bigaad sakta....aur waise bhi...ek baar wo akele hi tere DJ ko uske aadmiyon samet dhool chata chuka hai...yaad hai na...

Manu(jhalla kar)- tum mujhe yaha sirf apne bete ki tareef sunaane aai thi...ya kuch aur bhi hai...

Alka- ha hai....par ye tum par hai....ki tum kya jawaab deti ho....

Manu- pahle sawaal to karo...fir jawaab bhi mil jayga....

Alka- khajane ka baki ka naksa kaha hai....

Manu- main jaanti thi ki tum kya maagne wali ho...par socha ki tumhare muh se hi sun lu...

Alka- to batao....tum wo bapis dogi...

Manu- wo tumhari amanat hai...to bapis jaroor dugi....par usse kuch fayda mhi hone wala....DJ ko khazane ke baare me saari jaankari hai.....

Alka- us se mujhe koi matlab nhi....mujhe bas meri cheej bapis chahiye.....to batao...kaha hai wo....

Manu- mere ghar me....

Alka(joor se)- jhooth...ankit ne tumhara ghar dekh liya hai....wo kahi nhi....sach batao.....

Manu- wo wahi hai....par aisi jagah nhi ki kisi ko bhi mil jaaye.....wo meri dressing table me lage aaine ke piche hai....ja kar bol do use....wo le aayga....waise bhi time kam hai tum logo ke paas....kyoki aaj nhi to kal....main aazaad ho jaugi....aur ek saandaar jindagi guzarugi....wo bhi apne pati ke sath.....

Alka(ghoor kar)- hmm....waise ek baat bolu....

Manu- ab kya baki hai....

Alka- tum apno ko dhokha de kar khushi se jee paogi....

Manu(muskura kar)- beshaq....main jo karoogi....us par mujhe naaj hoga....

Alka(gusse se)- tummm....khana kha lo.....

Manu ki baat sun kar alka ka gussa bad gaya....aur wo waha se nikal aai.....

Ankit(alka ke baahar aate hi)- kya hua maa..baat bani....

Alka- hmm...tumhe manu ke ghar jana hoga....aur haa....rajni ke paas meri ek ring hai....uski bhi jaroorat padegi....

Uske baad alka ne ankit ko sab bata diya aur ankit , akram ke sath manu ke ghar nikal gaya........

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NEXT MORNING.........

Main puri raat theek se so bhi nhi paya tha ki aur subah hote hi DJ ka call aa gaya.....aur main janta tha ki usne call kyo kiya......

( Call Par )

Main- bolo....

DJ - kya baat hai...na dua...na salaam...seedha kaam ki baat....

Main- mujhe bakwas nhi sunni...matlab ki baat karo....

DJ - wo to tum jante hi ho....aaj mujhe is khel ko khatm karna hai...samjh gaye na....

Main- hmm....mera bhi yahi irada hai...ab aur koi chaal nhi....chalo khatm karte hai....

DJ - to fir dhyaan se suno....ki mujhe kya chahiye.....

Main- accha....par tumhe aisa kyo lagta hai ki main tumhari sun kar hi aage baduga....

DJ(joor se)- kyoki tujhe apna baap aur dada....dono jinda chahiye....

Main- haa...par tumhari ek amanat mere paas bhi hai...bhoole to nhi....

DJ - bilkul nhi....use bhi tum sahi-salamat mere paas laoge.....puri izzat ke sath....

Main- to tum bhi waisa hi karoge....mere dad aur dadaji ke sath....samjhe na....

DJ - oye hero....aaj teri nhi....sirf meri suni jaygi.....ab dhyaan se sun...tu waha apni maa alka, meri jaan manu aur us gaddaar anu ko le kar aayga....samjha.....aur apne dono mama ko mat bhool jana...wo dono bhi do darwajon ko kholne wali chaabiyan hai.....

Main- theek hai....par tum bhi sirf mere dad, mere dadaji aur us gaddar parul ke sath aaoge...

DJ (gusse se)- abe chup....main waha kiske sath aauga...ye main tay karuga....tu jyada saana mat ban...warna tere apno ki laash hi milegi....samjha...

Main(joor se)- tab to tujhe bhi apni jaan ki laash milegi...

DJ(has kar)- hahaha....to kya....maar de use....abe saale....aourate to mere paas aur bhi hai....aur aage bhi mil jaygi....par tu soch....baap aur dada kaha se laayega...wo dowara nhi milte....hahaha.....

Yaha DJ thahaka maar kar has raha tha....aur waha main apne saamne khade saksh ko dekh raha tha.....

Main- theek hai....main waisa hi karuga...jaisa tum chahte ho....bolo...kaha aana hai....

DJ - ab aaya na line par....ab sun....tu , teri maa, manu , anu aur tere mamao ko le kar highway par mil.....waha se aage tum sab mere sath chaloge......

Main- theek hai....main aata hu.....

Fir phon cut kar ke maine akram , sanju , rony aur alok sir ko ek sath bula liya....

Main- alok sir.....raftaar ki jimmedari aapki.....

Alok- tum uski tention mat lo....meri najar rahegi....aur wahi hoga jo hum chahte hai....wo bhi sahi time par....

Sanju- wo theek hai...par agar time kam ya jyada hya...tab kya.....

Main(muskura kar)- uska intzaam bhi hai.....fikr mat karo....sab theek hi hoga....

Akram- main bhi sath chaluga....

Main- is baare me humari baat ho chuki hai akram....tum nhi chal sakte....samjha kar....

Akram- mujhe nhi samjhana...sala...tu waha mout ke muh me jayega aur main yaha hath par hath rakhe baitha rahu...bilkul nhi...

Main- alok sir....aap samjhao ise....iske jane se sab gadbad ho jaygi....

Alok- ha akram....waha ankit , alka aur anu ko hi jana chahiye....us manu ko le kar....warna DJ kuch bhi galat kar sakta hai....bhool mat....akash aur aazaad uske kabze me hai....

Akram- par is baat ki kya gauraunty ki wo sala sarafat se pesh aayga.....ho sakta hai wo sabko maarne ka plan kar raha ho...

Main- wo aisa nhi kar sakta...kam se kam aakhiri darwaja khulne tak to nhi....

Akram- aur uske baad kya....bhool mat...wo waha puri taiyari se aayga...uske kai aadmi hoge waha...aur hathyaar bhi...

Rony- hathyaar ankit sir ka kuch nhi kar payege akram bhai...

Akram- kyo...ye ankit kya superman hai.....jo golu iske jishm se takra kar bapis mud jaygi...ya fir chaaku ki dhaar iske jishm ko cheer nhi paygi...haa...

Rony- are nhi..main to...

Main(beech me)- rony....rahne de....dekh akram....tu mujhe acchi tarah se janta hai.....to khud soch....kya main itna bada paagal hu...jo aatmhatya karne aise hi chala jaau....

Akram- nhi...par waha khatra to hai na....aur mujhe aadmiyon ki fikr nhi..unko tu sambhal sakta hai......par hathyaar....unka kya...

Main(myskura kar)- uska intzaam bhi ho jayga....dont worry...aur ab tu chupchaap wahi kar...jo maine bola...aur sanju...tu bhi...

Sanju- main to kuch bola bhi nhi...

Main- janta hu...par tu bhi kam nhi....isliye dono suno...tum dono bas humare apno ka khayaal rakhoge....ab jao....sabko yahi le aao...aur yaha se tab tak hilna bhi mat....jab tak main na bolu....ok...

Sanju & Akram - ok....

Main- alok sir....aap rony ko le kar nikaliye....main baki logo ke sath DJ se milta hu...aur haa...rony...tu apna khyaal rakhna.....abhi tere ghaav taaze hai.....

Rony- ye ghaav kuch bhi nhi sir....par parul ne jo ghaav diya na....

Main(beech me)- aaj uska bhi hisaab ho jayga.....tu tention mat le.....main sab theek kar duga....ab ja....

Alok(khade ho kar)- hmm..chal rony....

Aur fir alok sir rony ke sath nikal gaye...aur sanju bhi akram ke sath nikal gaya......aur apna kaam khatm kar ke bapis aa gaye.....

Aur unke aane ke thodi der baad main bhi manu, anu, dono mama aur maa ko le kar nikal gaya......

Akram(humare jate hi)- sanju....taiyaar hai na...

Sanju- puri tarah se.....

Akram- to ja kar sabko samjha de.....

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HOTEL DILKAS ME......

Yaha DJ bhi is khel ki aakhiri chaal ka pura intzaam karne me laga hua tha.....

DJ - chhote.....tu is sabse door rahna.....tu bas baahar ka morcha dekhna....

Mantri- ji bhai....par aapne meri biwi ke baare me kyo nhi bola...mujhe wo chahiye...

DJ - fikr kyo karta hai....wo bhi milegi aur baki sab bhi.....main us ankit se judi hui kisi bhi ladki aur aourat ko chhoduga nhi....saaliyon ko apni randiyan bana kar rakhuga.....samjha....

Mantri(gusse se)- ha bhai.....us saale ne mujh se meri biwi ko cheena tha.....isliye uski maa-bahno par mera hi haq hoga....mujhe wo sab chahiye.....

DJ(muskura kar)- milegi bhai....jaroor milegi....sabr rakh...ab tu nikal....aur apni jagah le le....aur haa....

Mantri- par mere sath koun jayga......

DJ - tera sath dene wale waha pahuch chuke hai....tu ja....S milega waha....

Mantri - ji bhai....

Fir mantri waha se nikal gaya....aur DJ apne paas khadi parul aur rekha ko dekhne laga...

DJ - tum dono taiyaar ho na.....

Parul- hmm..

Rekha- main bhi.....

DJ - ok....to ja kar un baap bete ko le aao....fir hum nikalte hai....aur parul....yaad rakhna....aaj tumhe apne pyaar aur apne acche future me se kisi ek ko chunna hoga.....to ghabrana mat....

Parul(muskura kar)- ghabrana meri fitrat nhi....main janti hu ki mujhe kab kya karna hai.....tention mat lo...aaj main wo karugi...jisse meri jindagi hamesha ke liye sabar jaygi....

DJ (muskura kar)- to jao fir....un baap-bete ko le kar car me baitho...main ready ho jar aata hu.....

Iske baad wo dono chali gai.....aur unke jate hi DJ ne menka ko call kar ke kuch baat ki aur ready hone laga......

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AAKHIRI SAFAR......
KHAZANE KI TARAF......


Kareeb dopahar ke 2 baje main apni car se sabke sath highway par pahucha.....

Waha DJ bhi apni car le kar khada hua tha....us car me mere dad aur dadaji badhe huye baithe the....aur unke sath parul aur rekha bhi thi....

Jab meti maa aur mama logo ki najar rekha se mili to rekha ne apna sir jhuka liya....

Alka- tumne aisa kyo kiya rekha....aakhir maine tumhara kya bigada tha.....

Rekha- ye sab tumhari wajah se hi hua hai alka....tum papa ko badi pyaari thi na...unki laadli beti....aur hum bhai-behan....wo to unke liye kuch the hi nhi.....bekaar ylthe....par ab dekho...tum kaha ho aur hum kaha...

Alka- main jaha bhi hu...khush hu...aur sahi bhi hu.....par tum batao....kya tum sahi ho...kya tum khush ho....haa....ye sab kar ke tum saabit kya karna chahti thi.....ye koi nek kaam to kiya nhi tumne....haa...

Rekha- nek kaam kar ke bhala kisi ka accha hota hai..huh...main jo bhi kar rahi hu....usi me mera bhala hoga....samjhi...

Alka- tu to...

DJ(beech me)- bas....chup raho dono....main yaha tum dono ka faltu family drama dekhne nhi aaya......chupchaap chalo yaha se....

Main- par chalna kaha hai...batao to sahi...aur mere dad aur dadaji kaha hai.....

DJ - ab tak dono jinda hai.....aur agar tum mere hisaab se chaloge na...to jinda hi rahege....par agar koi bhi bekaar ki hoshiyaari ki na....to sab maare jaoge....samjha...

Main- nhi...main kuch nhi karuga....tum jo kaho...wahi hoga...ok....ab chalo aur le lo wo khazana....fir tum apne raste...main apne raste....

DJ (muskura kar)- good.....par aise nhi....parul....ja kar check kar sabko...koi hathyaar to nhi chhipa rakha inhone....aur car bhi check kar lena.....chalo....tum sab ek taraf khade ho jao....bas ye gaddar anu mere paas bhej do...iski talaashi to main hi luga....

DJ ki baat sun kar anu ne saham kar meri taraf dekha aur maine use jane ka isara kar diya....

Fir anu DJ ki taraf gai....aur wo kameena anu ki talaasi lene ke bahane uske jishm ko ragadne laga....

Main- DJ ......aisi galti mat karna....

DJ (joor se)- chup kar saale.....yaha teri nhi...sirf meri chalegi.....aur is par to mera hi haq hai....anu darling....ek baar ye kaam nipat jaaye...fir dekh main tera kya haal karta hu.....

DJ ki baat sun kar anu ghabra kar piche ho gai....aur DJ tahaka maar kar hadne laga....

DJ - hahaha....dar mat.....abhi kuch nhi karuga....ja kar khadi ho ja apne yaar ke paas.....ja....

Yaha...parul aaage badi aur car check ki....aur fir dono mama aur maa ko bhi check kar liya....aur fir manu ke paas aa kar uske kaan me kuch fusfusaai aur ant me mere paas aa gai......

Parul- apne hath uper karo mere pyaare bhai.....

Main(ghoor kar)- ye lo....aur kar lo apne dil ki....

Parul(muskura kar)- wo to karoogi hi....aapki behan jo hu....jaisa bhai ziddi....waise hi behan....

Main- chup raho....ab bhi time hai....ruk jao....warna badi musibat me fas jaogi....

Parul(aankho me dekh kar)- main kisi bhi musibat ka saamna kar sakti hu....bharosha rakho.....meri fikr chhodo...aur baki sabko dekho...

DJ - jaldi kar parul....

Parul- ho gaya....inke paas kuch bhi nhi hai...aur na hi car me kuch hai....mobile hai bas.....wo bhi le liye....inki kya jaroorat inko...

DJ - hmm..good....ab chalo ankit....sabko le kar meri car ke piche aao....

Fir DJ ki car aage badi aur maine bhi uske piche apni car douda di.....

Par hume aage bade huye 5 minute hi huye the...ki achanak se road ke side se 4 car baari-baari nikli.....

Unme se 1 car DJ ki caar ke aage chalne lagi...aur 1 meri car ke piche.....aur baki ki do cars meri car ke daaye aur baayen (left -right) chalne lagi...

Ab meri car puri tarah se ghir chuki thi...aur main janta tha...ki ye sab DJ ka hi plan hai....

Anu- ankit....hum to charo taraf se ghir gaye...ab kya hoga....

Main- jo hoga...dekha jayga.....tum ghabrao mat....wo abhi humara kuch nhi kar sakta...ok..

Fir aise hi caro ke beech ghire huye hum sab us jagah pahuch gaye....jaha khazana chhipa hua tha......

Ye ek purana kila tha.....aur jis jagah hum khade huye the...wo kile ke neeche bane tahkhane ka rasta tha.....jo ek tarah ki bhayanak ghufa thi......jo ki baahar se kisi ko samjh me nhi aa sakta tha,....

DJ - lo aa gaye.....ab bas kuch hi ghanton me ye sara khazana mera hoga.....

Main- kyo nhi....ho sakta hai....agar tumne meri baat maani to....

DJ - abe...maine bola tha na....

Main(joor se)- abe chup...ab tu meri sun....ya to mere dad aur dadaji ko abhi ke abhi aazaad kar...warna khazana bhool ja....kyoki bina meri baat manwaaye main ek kadam nhi baduga....

DJ (beech me)- chup kar saale.....janta hai na ki main kya kar sakta hu....

Main- kya karega...marega na...to maar na....sabko maar de.....hum marne ko taiyaar hai....par tu soch le....hum mar gaye na....to tujhe ghanta nhi milega....chal...maar....pahle mujge hi maar....chal...

Ye bolte huye main aage bada to DJ ke aadmiyon ne aage aa kar mere uper gun taan di....

To maine bhi unki gun ko pakad kar apne seene par dawa liya....

Main- ab maar....chal....der mat kar....maaar saaleee....

DJ - oye....mera dimaag mat kharab kar....main sach me marwa duga....

Main- to der kyo karta hai....bol ise...aur kar de khel khatm.....

DJ (jhalla kar)- tu....theek hai....ye...chod do dono ko......par tu....tu yaad rakhna.....jara si bhi hosiyaari ki na...to mere aadmi tum sabko dher kar dege...samjha...

Main(muskura kar)- ab aaya na line par.....waise time kya hua....

DJ - tujhe time ka kya karna....

Main- are..time batane me bhi dar rahe ho...

DJ - bilkul nhi....5 baje hai....ab chal.....

Fir DJ ke aadmi ne mere dad aur dadaji ko aazaad kar diya aur fir hum aage bad kar us khupiya tahkhane me chale gaye.....

DJ - lo....aa gaya pahla darwaja.....to batao....koun kholega ye....rekha....aao yaha....mujhe tumhara khoon chahiye.....

DJ ki baat sun kar rekha aage badi aur dekhte hi dekhte DJ ne rekha ke hath me chaaku chalaya aur darwaje ke taale par uska hath rakh diya....

(Asal me darwajon par taale ki jagah tala nhi tha...balki ek panje ka nisaan bana tha...jis par khoon ke sath hath rakh kar hi darwaja khola ja sakta tha.....)

Yaha jaise hi rekha ne darwaje par hath lagaya to ek joordaar aawaaj hui...jaise ki koi bhari cheej khiski ho....

Aur thodi der baad hi wo aawaaj ruk gai aur darwaja khul gaya.....

Fir hum aage bade aur aise hi agle darwajon par hua......do darwaje mama logo ke khoon se khule aur ek mere dad ke khoon se.....

Aur uske baad hum aakhiri darwaje ke saamne khade the.....jaha ka mahoul kuch ajeeb tha....

Aisa lag raha tha....jaise ki kuch ajeeb hai...jo abhi tak samjh se pare tha.....

DJ - aaahh.....sala...kitne neeche ghus kar chhipaya saalon ne.....1 ghanra hone ko aaya...aur abhi bhi ek darwaja baki hai....

Main- wo to chhipayge hi....koi chhota sa khazana nhi hai....samjha...

DJ - ha pata hai....chal alka...ab teri baari....aage bado....aur apne naajuk hath se mere liye swarg ka darwaja kholo.....lao...apna hath laao...

Main- nhi....tum nhi....ye kaam main karuga....

DJ - tu chup kar....

Main- nhi....tumhe darwaja khula chahiye na....to wo milega....main khulwata hu...ruko...

DJ - isme tera koi kaam nhi...tu chup baith...

Main- nhi DJ.....ye darwaja mere hi hath se khulega.....ruko...dikhata hu....

Ye bol kar maine DJ ke saamne apna hath kiya aur usne mera isara samjh kar hath par chaku maar di....

Aur fir maa ne mera hath pakda aur darwaje ke taale par laga diya.....

Jisse ek baar fir se kuch sarakne ki aawaaj hui....par uske baad bhi darwaja khula nhi....

DJ (chounk kar)- ye khula kyo nhi....kahi ye teri koi karamaat to nhi....yaad rakhna...agar kuch bhi gadbad ku na....

Main(beech me)- nhi...koi karamaat nhi....ek minute ruko....

Fir maine maa ko isara kiya aur maa ne darwaje ke upri hisse par bane ek nisaan par apni aankhe jama di....

Aur fir se kuch sarakne ki tej aawaaj goonji aur kuch hi der me darwaja khul gaya...

Aur jaise hi darwaja khula to DJ ne mujhe kheech kar piche kar diya....aur maa ko bhi...

Aur fir DJ ke aadmiyon me mujhe , mere dad ko, dadaji ko, maa aur mama logo ko pakad liya.....
 
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