Update - 390
Ab Aage........
SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR....LAST NIGHT.......
Yaha najam puri nangi ho kar sharabi ke liye peg bana rahi thi....aur saamne baitha sharabi najam ke maadak ango ko badi siddat se ghoor raha tha......
Najam- lijiye...aapka peg....
Sharabi- kya tum nhi logi.....
Najam- aaj nhi.....kyoki aaj to main aapke milne ki khushi me hu....aaj mujhe iski jaroorat nhi....
Sharaani(pag le kar)- hmm...waise tumhe dekh kar koi nhi bol sakta ki tum ek bacche ki maa bhi ho....aur kai saalon se tarah-tarah ke mardo ko jhel rahi ho....hai na....
Najam- aap meri tareef kar rahe hai ya fir mujhe tana maar rahe hai.....
Sharaabi - maine to bas sach bola....baki tumhari marji...tum jo chaho....wahi samjh lo....
Najam- waise mujhe isse koi fark nhi padta...fir bhi....mere jishm ki tareef sun kar mujhe khushi hi hoti hai...waise aapne bhi to kai aourton ko nanga kiya hai.....to kya aapko kahi aisa jishm mila.....
Sharaabi- ab ye to kaam khatm kar ke hi bata sakta hu.....
Aur shraabi ne peg gatak kar glass najam ko de diya.....
Najam- ek aur.....
Sharaabi- haa...par is baar main tumhe apni god me baitha kar pina chahuga....wo bhi tumhare hatho se.....
Najam(muskura kar)- meri khushnaseebi hogi......
Ye bol kar najam sharaabi ki god me apni miti gaand pasaar kar baith gai aur apne hatho se use peg pilane lagi....
Sharabi ne bhi ghooth maar kar apne hath ka sikanja najam ki kamar par kas liya aur uske chikne badan ko sahlane laga....
Sharaabi- aah....waise chhu kar bhi tumhara jishm utna purana nhi lagta....aisa lagta hai ki mano jawaab hi ho.....
Najam- chalo chhu kar to accha laga....mujhe laga tha ki sun kar hi nafrat karne lage.....
Sharabi(kamar kas kar)- are nafrat to hum karte hi nhi....tum to acchi tarah se janti ho na...ki aourat ka jishm meri kamjori hai.....
Najam- hmm..bahut acche se janti hu....
Sharaabi(ghoont maar kar)- aah....to ab der karna sahi nhi hoga na.....
Najam- sahi kaha....ab jaam hatho se nhi....balki hontho se pilane ka waqt aa gaya hai....
Ye bol kar najam ne glass table par rakha aur apne honth sharaabi ke hontho se chipa diye.....aur sharabi ne bhi najam ko baahon me kas kar joor se hoth choosna suru kar diya.....
Sharaabi- aaauuummm...uuummm...uuummm...uummm..aahh...tumhare andar masti to bahut hai....aaauuummm.....uuummmm...
Sharabi najam ko jooron se choos raha tha aur uske hath najam ki gaand par sarsara rahe the.....
Sharaabi- aaahh...tumhari gaand to...wah.....ise agar nhi choda to kya choda.....aauummm..uuummm...
Najam- uuummhh.....aahh.......to der kyo jar rahe ho....gaand aapki kidmat me haajir hai......chahe to faad kar rakh do....
Sharabi- haa....faduga.....chal suru hoja.....mard ko taiyaar karna to aata hi hoga na.....
Najam(muskura kar)- is kaam me to meri mastari hai....
Aur fir najam ghutno par aai aur shraabi ki pent se lund aazaad kar ke hilane lagi....
Sharabi(shirt nikaal kar)- yu hilane se kaam nhi banega.....
Najam- janti hu....main to bas dekh rahi thi....ki jiske deedaar ke liye meri saari umar beet gai.....wo dikhta kaisa hai....
Sharabi- ab dekh liya ho to kuch kaam bji kar lo....dekhne se maza nhi milta....janti hai na....
Najam(muskura kar)- hmm...ab maza to main le kar hi rahoogi....aaauuuummm.....
Aur najam ne turant aadha lund muh me gataka aur choosne lagi......jisse sharabi ke chehre par khushi umad aai.....
Sharabi- aaahh...tu to sach me master hai....lund choos kar hi haal behaal kar diya hai....to teri gaand kya qahar dhaygi...aahh....pura kha le saali....
Najam ne turant pura lund gale me utara aur puri speed se chusaai suru kar di....
Thodi der tak lund chusane ke baad sharabi ne najam ki wahi sofe par litaya aur uski choot maarni suru kar di....
Thodi hi der me najam ki masti bhari siskiyan pure room me shor machane lagi.....aur najam ne pahli baar sharabi ke lund ko apni choot ke pani se sarabor kar diya.....
Sharaabi- aaahhh...maza aa gaya.....ab chal...teti gaand ki gahraai bhi naap lu....
Aur sharabi ne najam ko baalo se pakda aur bed par le ja kar patak diya....
Aur kuch hi palo me use kutiya bana kar uski gaand marne laga......
Najam- aaaahhh....kitne hi lund is gaand ko cheer chuke hai....par aapka lund lena...uuumm....aaj to gaand bhi muskura rahi hai....
Sharaabi(man me)- janta hu teri khushi ki wajah.....par afsoos....ye khushi jyada der tak nhi rahne wali...
Najam- aaahh....puri taaqat se chhodo....faad dalo...aaahhh..
Sharaabi- souk se.....ye le saali....
Aur sharabi ne najam ki kamar pakad kar joordaar gaand chudaai suru kar di......
Aur fir raat bgar.....jab tak dono thak kar choor nhi ho gaye....tab tak najam ki chudaai ki aawaaje room me goojti hi rahi.......
HOTEL DILKAS ME.......NEXT DAY.......
DJ jabse ankut aur alka se mil kar aaya tha.....tabse wo kisi soch me pad gaya tha.....saayad uske dimaag me kuch tha...jo wo samjh kar bhi nhi samjh pa raha tha......
Aur isi paresaani me wo peg lagane laga....ki tabhi uska phon baja....aur screen dekhte hi uske paresaan chehre par muskaan khil gai.....kyoki call karne wali uski wife thi......
( Call Par )
DJ - kya baat hai meri jaan....tumhe door rah kar bhi pata chal jata hai ki mujhe tumhari jaroorat hai.....
Aourat- matlab.....kya tumhe koi paresaani hai....
DJ - aaa....bilkul nhi...aur agar thi bhi to tumhara call aate hi bhaag gai....bolo....sab theek hai na....
Aourat- waise to sab theek hai....par wo ladka......(chup ho gai )
DJ(beech me)- kya kiya usne...kya koi gadbad ki....
Aourat- are nhi...gadbad to abhi tak koi bhi nhi ki....
DJ- hmm...waise wo gadbad karega bhi nhi....bahut sikha-padha kar bheja hai use.....kyoki wo hi hai...jo hume aasaani se khazana dila sakta hai....
Aourat- accha......par aisa kyo....matlab ki agar use badal de to....
DJ (hairani se)- badal de...kyo...kuch hua kya.....kya usne kuch.....
Aourat(beech me)- nhi...bas puch rahi hu....
DJ - ohh....to suno...use badalna aasaan nhi hoga...kyoki ek to use badi muskil se ankit ki tarah banaya.....aur dusra ye...ki ab agar use badalna chaahe bhi...to ye mumkin nhi hoga...kyoki ankit to bas kuch dino ka mehmaan hai....aur wo us haalat me bhi nhi ki use dekh kar koi uski nakal kar paaye...samjhi....
Aourat- par uski haalat to kuch din me theek bhi ho jaygi na.....fir to use dekh kar uski tarah bana ja sakta hai na....
DJ - are nhi...tumhe andaja bhi nhi ki tum bol kya rahi ho...are...agar ankit puri tarah theek ho gaya na...to mere aadmiyon ko chutkiyon me masal kar nikal lega...aur agar use tod-taad kar, kaid me bhi rakha...to uski nakal kar ke koi fayda nhi hone wala...kyoki hume uski body chahiye....wo bhi bilkul sahi haalat me....
Aourat- body chahiye...par kyo....uski body ka khajane se kya lena-dena.....
DJ- are...tumhe maine ab tak bataya nhi...par ab batata hu....asal me us khajane ka ek darwaja tab khulega....jab uske rakshak ke khoon ko us darwaje par bahaya jaaye....aur usme bhi ek shart hai....us rakshak ke khoon ko puri tarah sahi-salamat hona chahiye.....
Aourat- kya bol rahe ho...tum aaj ke zamaane me bhi aisi baaton par bharosha karte ho....huh....aisa kuh nhi hota...waise tumse ye kisne bol diya.....
DJ(gusse se)- mere baap ne....aur wo galat nhi bolta.....uski har ek baat pakki hai....aur suno...ye khajana aaj se kai peediyon pahle chhupaya gaya tha.....aur us waqt is tarah ki aasmaani taaqte aur jadu-tona aam baat thi...samjhi....
Aourat- fir bhi...mujhe yakeen nhi....
DJ - tum mano ya na mano...par wo ladka hi hume khajane tak pahucha payga....kyoki wo alka ki aoulaad hai...aur alka hi us khajane ki aakhiri rakshak thi....isliye usko aakhiri darwaje tak sahi salamat le jana hoga....samjhi....
Aourat- theek hai....par tum kisi dusre ladke ko ankit to bana sakte ho na....waise bhi mask banana to humare liye aasaan hi hai....
DJ - are...tum samjhti kyo nhi...sirf mask se kuch nhi hota...hume ankit ki tarah dikhne wala bhi chahiye...jo usi ki kad-kathi ka ho....nhi to 2 minute me pakda jayga....aur agar aisa hua to bahut gadbad ho sakti hai.....ho sakta hai koi police me chala jaaye...aur tum janti hi ho ki police agar is maamle me aa gai..to aafat ho jaygi...kyoki ankit ke link se wo alok tak bhi ja sakte hai....aur alok mar chuka hai....to kahi uski mout ka police ko pata chala...to fir kya hoga..janti ho na...are pura police department koond padega....aur hum itne kareeb aa kar bhi khali hath rah jayge.....samjhi....
Aourat(man me)- waise baat to sahi hai...agar police aa gai to bahut kuch ho sakta hai....wo to baal ki khaal nikalte hai....akash, ankit, alok, alka....sabki jaanch hogi...aur main bhi fas...nhi-nhi....police tak ye maamla nhi aana chahiye....
DJ - kya sochne lagi....samjh nhi aaya kya...aur jara ye to batao ki tumhe us ladke se kya paresaani hai....haa....
Aourat- huh..nhi...kuch nhi....main to bas puch rahi thi....
DJ - hmm..waise use pata hai ki tum ho koun...isliye tumhare saamne to waise bhi kutta bana rahega.....
Aourat(man me)- wo kutta nhi bana na...wo to mujhe kutiya banane par tula hai....pata nhi ab aage kya karega...
DJ- are jaan..gussa ho gai kya.....theek hai...tum kaho to hum koi aur dekh lege...bas isme thoda risk hoga...aur waqt bhi jayga....
Aourat- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi...ye theek hai....ab hum waqt nhi gawa sakte.....isse pahle ki kisi ko ankit ke nakli hone ki bhanak lage.....hume kaam nipta lena chahiye....ok
DJ - hmm...aisa hi hoga...bas thoda sa intzaar aur karo.....fir sab theek ho jayga....ok
Aourat- hmm....chalo ab main rakhti hu....saayad koi uper aa raha hai...ok...bye...
DJ - theek hai...bye....
Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki.....waise hi uske saamne parul aa gai.......
DJ- tum...tum yaha kya kar rahi ho.....
Parul(aage bad kar)- apne sawaalon ke jawaab lene aai hu....
DJ (peg banate huye)- hmm..samjh gaya....baitho....fir batata hu....
Parul- nhi...main yaha baithne nhi aai...aur na hi tumhe aiyaashi karta dekhne....mujhe jawaab chahiye....aur wo bhi isi waqt.....
Parul ki baat sun kar DJ ko gussa aa gaya aur wo peg banate-banate ruk gaya....
DJ - tum apne aapko samjhti kya ho.....kya main tumhara gulaam hu jo tumhe har sawaal ka jawaab du.....
Parul- maine aisa to kuch nhi kaha....par kya main sach bhi nhi jaan sakti...
DJ (shant ho kar)- theek hai....pucho kya puchna hai....par pahle baitb jao.....
Parul(table par baith kar)- kal raat kya hua tha.....
DJ - tujhe anu ne nhi bataya....
Parul- usne jo bola to bola....par mujhe aapse janna hai ki kal hua kya tha....
DJ - hmm..jo bhi hua...usme humara hi bhala hai.....samjhi...
Parul- wo to samjh hi gai....par mujhe wo janna hai jo mujhse chhipaya gaya hai....
DJ - tum kuch jyada hi soch rahi ho...aisa kuch bhi nhi hua....humne bas ankit ka brain wash karaya hai...jisse wo humara dushman nhi...balki dost ban jaaye....
Parul- to fir mujhe ghar ke piche kyo bheja...jabki waha to kuch bhi nhi tha.....haa....
DJ - wo to..are haa...main batana bhool gaya....asal me kya tha....humare aadmi pahle ankit ka kuch saamaan tumhe fekne wale the...par fir humne socha ki jab humne ankit ko controll kar hi liya hai to uske saamaan ki kya fikr...wo to humare hath me hi hai na....isliye wo plan cancal kar diya....
Parul(ghoor kar)- accha.....yahi baat thi....hmm...to fir mujhe bataya kyo nhi....aur ye koun se saamaan ki baat ho rahi hai....
DJ - dekho...mujhe ye to nhi pata ki wo kya saamaan hai.....par ye janta hu ki wo saamaan hi hume khajane tak pahuchayga.......aur wo us ladke ke room me bani tijori me hai....isliye humare aadmi nikaal hi nhi sake....kyoki us ladke ne bahut khatarnaak lock laga rakha hai usme....
Parul- ha...maine dekhi hai wo tijori....par ek baat samjh nhi aai...aapko kaise pata ki usi me humare kaam ka saamaan hai...
DJ - ye main tumhe batana jaroori nhi samjhta....par haa....wo saamaan lana ab tumhari hi jimmedari hai....samjhi....
Parul- agar aisi baat thi to mujhe pahle hi bol dete....is sab drame ki kya jaroorat thi...main wo pahle hi le aati....
DJ - aisa nhi hai....maine us ladke ke sath ye sab sirf uske saamaan ke liye nhi kiya....uski wajah kuch aur hai....jo tumhare samjh me baad me aaygi.....par haa....wo saamaan main jald se jald haasil karna chahta tha....isliye maine ye sab plan kiya tha.....mujhe wo saamaan bahut jaroori hai.....
Parul- agar itna hi jaroori tha to ab tak chup kyo the....mujhe bola hota to ab tak wo humare hath me hota...
DJ - ab bol raha hu na....jao...aur suru ho jao....
Parul- par ab ye muskil hoga....saayad namumkin hi ho gaya.....
DJ - kya...aisa kyo bol rahi ho...kya tere bhai ko tujh par se bharosha uth gaya kya.....
Parul - agar bhai hi badal gaya ho to bharosha kaise rahega.....
DJ - kya matlab badal gaya.......humne sirf uska brain.....
Parul(beech me)- wahi to.....aap logo ne uske dimaag ko hi badal dala...to ab use mujh par bharosha kaise rahega...haa...
DJ (peg pite huye)- aahh..baat to sahi hai tumhari....fir bhi...tum us ghar me khule aam kahi bhi ja sakti ho...to ankit ke room me jana tumhare hi bas ki baat hai....isliye karna to ye tumhe hi hoga.....
Parul- theek hai....par is kaam ke extra paise lagege....aur ek baat....anu ko is sab se door hi rakhna....
DJ(muskura kar)- tum uski fikr mat karo....ab wo door hi rahegi....
Parul- aisa hi ho to accha hoga....chalo main chalti hu....jaldi hi good news doogi....
Ye bol kar parul nikal gai aur DJ muskurane laga.....
DJ - anu to aaj hum sabse door hone wali hai....aur fir teri baari.....huh...badi aai paise maagne wali...haaatt...
Aur DJ ne ek saans me peg gatak liya aur dusra peg banane laga.....tabhi uske dimaag me kuch aaya aur wo sabkuch chhod kar waha se nikal gaya........
Wahi parul hotel se nikal kar auto me baithi aur apne mobile ko dekhte huye muskurane lagi.....
Parul(man me)- DJ......tum mujhe dhikha dene chale the na....ab dekho parul ka kamaal.....huh....
SAM HOTEL ME............
Jaise hi mujhe msg mila tha.....main seedha SAM hotel pahuch gaya....aur jaise hi room me daakhil hua to renu bhaag kar mere gale lag gai...
Renu- kya bhai.....dara hi diya....
Main(muskura kar)- oh ho....sorry di...par kya karta....ye jaroori tha....
Renu- par kyo....aakhir humara kidnap karaya kyo....
Main- bas kuch dekhna chahta tha....waise manu kaha hai..theek to hai na....
Renu- haa..par wo bhi dari hui hai......
Main- dari hui...par kyo...
Renu- are wah....beech baazaar kisi ko utha liya jaaye...to wo daregi nhi.....
Main- haa...par ab to pata chal gaya na ki kisne uthaya....
Renu- use nhi pata....wo abhi behosh hi thi....lagta hai use behoshi ki dawa jyada hi asar kar gai....
Main- oh no....to ja kar use hosh me lao na....
Manu(room me aate huye)- ab iski koi jaroorat nhi....main theek hu....aur ab dari hui bhi nhi hu....
Main(muskura jar)- chalo aa gai....to ghar jane ko ready ho....
Manu- bilkul.....
Renu- par pahle hume batao to ki ye sab kyo kiya....haa...
Main- asal me kuch log tum dono ke piche lage the...saayad tum logo ke jariye wo mujhe target karne ki soch rahe the....to maine socha ki kyo na main hu unke pahle tum dono ko utha lu....fir to unhe kuch milega hi nhi na...haa...mast idea tha na....
Renu(muh bana kar)- huh....aise raste se uthana kaha ka mast idea...hume bol nhi sakte the....
Main- are time didi time....mujhe itna time hi nhi mila....wo to mere aadmiyon ne bataya...aur naine jaldi me ye plan kar liya...bas....chalo ab sorry bol diya na....ab aaraam se ghar jao......mom ko manu ki jaroorat hogi....
Manu- ha renu....alka ki dawa ka time bhi ho raha hai....
Renu- hmm..par hum jaaye ka kya matlab...tum nhi chal rahe sath me....
Main- are nhi na....mujhe kuch kaam hai...main raat tak aata hu...aap log niklo...raat ko milte hai.....
Manu- aao renu....ab der nhi karte....chalo...
Renu- hmm..
Aur fir renu, manu ke sath nikal gai aur unke jate hi main hotel ke ek dusre room me pahuch gaya....jaha bahadur aur uski biwi menka baithi thi.....
Main- kaha hai wo....
Bahadur - yahi hai....par abhi behosh hai....
Main- usne kuch baka ki nhi....
Bahadur- ab tak to kuch khas nhi....bahut moti chamdi hai saali ki.....
Main- theek hai...main dekhta hu saali ki chamdi me kitna dam hai....gate kholo...
Fir mere kahne par bahadur ne ek secret gate khola aur hum dono ek khufiya kamre me pahuch gaye.....jaha ek aourat hatho se badhi hui khadi thi......
Main- hosh me lao saali ko....
Bahadur- ji malik...
Aur jaise hi bahadur ne uske uper pani feka...wo chounk kar chillane lagi....
Aourat- nhi....chhod do mujhe...maine kuch nhi kiya....chhod do mujhe....plz....
Main(pass ja kar)- main nhi janta ki tu koun hai....aur mujhe ye janne me intrest bhi nhi.....par haa...mujhe ye jaroor janna hai ki tu mere pariwar ka bura karne kyo aai thi.....samjhi.....chal bol.....
Aourat- mmm..maine kuch nhi kiya...sach me....main...main to bas....main to bbbb.....
Aur wo aourat fir se behosh ho gai.....
Main- ye kya...ye fir se....aise kaise behosh ho gai saali....iski to main...
Ye bol kar maine uske baal pakde hi the ki bahadur ne mujhe rok diya.....
Bahadur- nhi malik.....maariye mat.....
Main- kyo na maaru.....saali ne....
Bahadur(beech me)- saayad dawa ka asar jyada ho gaya hai...aap thoda waqt dijiye....jaldi hi hosh me aa jaygi.....aise maarne se kahi mar na jaaye...
Main- marti hai to marne de.....
Bahadur- nhi malik....iska muh khulna jaroori hai...nhi to ye raaj hi rah jayga ki ye hai koun...aur yaha tak pahuchi kaise.....
Main- ye to main samjh gaya ki ye yaha pahuchi kaise....par ye janna bhi jaroori hai ki ye koun.....aur ye sab karne ke piche iski wajah kya thi....tum ise hosh me lao aur pucho....bolti hai to theek...warna main khud hi muh khulwa luga...aur agli baar agar ye chup rahi....to hamesha ke liye chup kara duga....haatt...
Aur main gusse se uska sir jhatak kar waha se nikal aaya aur dusre kaam par nikal gaya......
HOTEL DILKAS ME..........
Room me DJ kafi der se kisi gahri soch me dooba tha....aur usi tention ki wajah se wo kafi sharaab bhi pi chuka tha.....tabhi uska bhai room me aaya....wo bhi kuch paresaan dikh raha tha.......
Mainti- bhai....kya hua...sab theek to hai na....
DJ - huh...haa....par tu kaise.....kuch kaam tha kya.....
Mantri- nhi bhai.....wo bas milne aa gaya......
DJ - koi tention hai kya.....tera chehra.....
Mantri(has kar)- nhi to...par aapko kya hua.....itni shraab pi li....kuch hua kya....
DJ - pata nhi...par kuch to galat hua hai....mujhe kuch theek nhi lag raha....kuch ajeeb lag raha hai....
Mantri(baith kar)- ajeeb...matlab....waise kis baare me......
DJ - wahi ladka...aur kiske baare me sochta hu aaj-kal......
Mantri- par wo to humare kabje me hai...aur uski jagah humara aadmi...ab kya paresaani hai....
DJ - chhote....tu to janta hi hai ki meri aatma hamesha mujhe aagaah karti hai...ki jahi kuch galat hai...ua hone wala hai....
Mantri- haa..ye to aapko vardaan mila hua hai...aapko kai baar aapki aatna ne bachaya bhi hai...
Main- wahi to....wahi mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aaj meri aatma kyo bechain hai.....aakhir kis liye mujhe aagaah kar rahi hai....
Mantri- bhai...aap shant dimaag se sochiye....saayad aapko yaad aa jaaye...aap ek kaam karo....aap aankhe band kar ke wo yaad karo...jo aapne haal hi me kiya ya kaha ho....saayad koi baat ban jaaye.....
DJ - sahi bol raha hai chhote...tu ek tagda peg bana.....fir dimaag doudega.....
DJ ke kahte hi mantri ne ek hard peg banaya aur use ek hi saans me dakaar kar DJ aankhe band kar ke soch me doob gaya......
Kareeb 10-15 minute baad achanak se DJ ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo jhatke ke sath khada ho gaya.....
Mantri- kya hua bhai...kuch yaad aaya....
DJ (gusse se)- haa....chal mere sath...jaldi........
Mantri- par aap ja kaha rahe ho......
DJ- tu chal na....raste me batauga.....
Ye bol kar DJ ne covered se gun nikali aur mantruli ke sath nikal gaya.......
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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR........
Akash ready ho kar najam ke room tak aaya...aur andar se aati aawaaje sun kar bapis chala gaya....aur ankit ko call lagaya.....
(Call Par)
Main(car chalate huye)- hello....koun.....
Akash- meri aawaaj bhi bhool gaye kya......
Main(chounk kar)- dad....aap...ruko....
Aur maine car dide par laga di....
Main- dad....aapne call kyo kiya...maine bola tha na...
Akash(beech me)- tu meri baat sun.....
Main- ji..ji dad.....
Akash- ye tune is aourat ko kyo bhej diya...
Main- aourat..koun...wo najam kya....
Akash- ha wahi....use kyo bheja....aur kya bol kar bheja tha....ki wo khush ho jaygi....haa....
Main- par use DJ ne bheja dad....aur anu ko nikalne ke liye uska jana jaroori tha....
Akash- par anu to yaha bhi safe thi na.....fir kya jarooorat thi....aur wo chhod.....tune use ye kyo bola ki uska sapna pura ho jayga....tujhe pata hai wo jabse aai hai tabse hi...tujhe kya bolu main...
Main- dad....aapko gussa kis baat ki hai....use jo sochna ho soche....aap to kuch kar nhi rahe na....haa...
Akash- par naam to mera hi ho raha na....wo to yahi soch rahi hai ki wo mere sath hi.....tu samjhta kyo nhi...maine teri maa ko vaada kiya tha ki main kisi dusri aourat ko dekhuga bhi nhi...aur ye najam to mera naam hi legi na...tab kya hoga....mera naam to gaya na....
Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga dad....aur agar usne aapke naam par kuch karne ki kosis bhi ki na....to uski garden meri mutthi me hai.....pata yo hai aapko...ab aap shant ho jaiye....wo apne hi side hai....
Akash- nhi beta....meri jindagi ja tajurba uski aankho me gaddari dekh chuka hai....wo bharoshe ke layak nahi.....
Main- agar aisa hai to wo pachhtaygi....aap mujh par bharosha rakho.....
Akash- wo to hai....aur bahut jyada hai.....accha ye chhod....ye bata ki teri maa kaisi hai.....uski asliyar pata chali....
Main- nhi....par jaldi hi chal jaygi....
Akash- beta....us bahrupiya ko chhodna mat....usne alka ki jagah le kar bahut badi galti ki hai..use dardnaak mout dena......
Main(man me)- sorry dad...main aapko ye nhi bata sakta ki asli maa bhi jinda hai...aur mere paas hai....kyoki agar ye aapko bata diya to aap rukege nhi...aur sara khel bigad jayga....
Akash- kya hua....chup kyo ho gaya....
Main- kuch nhi dad....aap jaisa chahte ho waisa hi hoga......bas abhi aap aaraam se raho...
Akash- ok.....aur haa...is najam par najar rakhna.....
Main- ok dad....
Akash- theek hai....khyaal rakhna....chal bye....
Main- bye dad....
Akash ne call cut ke ek baar najam ke room par najar dali aur sir hilate huye nikal gaya....
Aur wahi room ke andar shraabi aur najam jhad kar ek-dusre ki baahon me pade huye the.....
Sharaabi(kapde pahan kar)- ab tu fresh ho ja....main baad me aata hu.....fir naste ke baad....tu samjh gai na....chal ready ho ja.....
Ye bol kar sharaabi room se nikal gaya....aur najam use jate dekhte huye soch me pad gai....
Najam(man me)- bas DJ ne apna kaam kar diya ho to sahi....warna agar akash ko mere yaha aane ki wajah pata chali....to ye baap-bete meri maa chod dege.....pata nhi is kameene DJ ke liye aur kitni gaand marani hogi...aahhh...waise maza to bahut aaya....uumm...chalo ready ho jati hu....sala fir se thokega......
Ye sochte huye najam fresh ho kar nahane lagi....ki tabhi use halka dard hua aur wo kuch hi seconds me farsh par gir gai.....
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RIYA KE GHAR..........
Jaise hi main riya ke ghar pahucha to mujhe samjh aa gaya ki waha ka mahoul bahut hi garam hai.....
Main- kya hua riya....yaha sab chup-chup kyo hai.....
Riya(dheere se)- wo sanju ne apne aapko room me band kar liya hai....aur aunty ki ek baat tak sunne ko taiyaar nhi hai....
Main(rajni ko dekh kar)- kya hua aunty....aap apne hi bete ko nhi sambhal saki....
Rajni(gusse se)- ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai.....tumne hi use aisa bana diya..,.
Main(muskura kar)- are yaar....ye sanju bhi na....hamesha dimaag ko chhod kar dil se kaam leta hai.....oye sanju...bahar nikal....
Sanju(andar se)- pahle is aourat ko yaha se dafa karo.....aur pahle mujhe ye bata ki ise yaha bheja kyo....kya tu bhool gaya ki ye kya hai....
Main(joor se)- tu pahle baahar aa.....fir batata hu ki ye bala hai....chal nikal....
Sanju(gate khol kar)- nhi....pahle ise bhaga yaha se.....
Main(gusse se)- ye kahi nhi jane wali...aur tu yaha aa....aur chupchap meri baat sun....
Sanju- par ye....
Main(beech me)- bas...bas 1 baar....fir chahe to khud inhe dhakke maar kar nikaal dena....samjha....
Sanju(gusse se)- theek hai....chal bol...
Main- tujhe kus baat ki gussa hai be....aur kis se hai....tu bhool gaya kya ki jise tu bgagane ko bol raha hai wo koun hai....wo teti mom hai saale.....janta hai na....
Sanju(muh bana kar)- mom....haa..huh..aisi aourat ka beta hone se accha hota ki main anaath...
Main- (gusse se)- chup kar...bilkul chup...anaath..haa....abe saale tu jo soch raha gai wo sarasar galat hai.....samjha...
Sanju- nhi samjha...aur samjhna bhi nhi....aur tu iski tarfdaari kyo kar raha gai be.....kya tu bhool gaya ki isne tere khilaaf kya-kya kukarm kiye...haa..sab bhool gaya.....???
Main- nhi....main kuch nhi bhoola...par wo meri baat hai....use chhod...kyoki main bhi purani baaten chhod chuka....tu bata...tere sath kya kar diya....
Sanju- kya kiya...ye tu puch raha hai...are yahi hai wo jisne mujhe ye bol kar ghar se nikala tha ki wo uska ghar hai.....mera nhi...ab tu hi bata...jo aourat apne sage bete se ye bol sakti hai ki uske ghar par uske bete ka haq nhi.....us aourat ko kya bolu....kya wo maa kahlane ke laayak hai....haa...ab bol....chup kyo hai...bol na....
Main- bolta hu...aur tu kaan khol kar sun....aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikaal kar kuch bura nhi kiya...balki teri jaan bachai hai.....
Sanju(hairani se)- kya..jaan bachai....
Main- haa....aur unhe aisa karne ke liye maine hi bola tha.....
Sanju(chounk kar)- tune....tune bola.....wo bhi is se....aur ye maan gai...haa....kuch bhi...haatt...
Main- kuch bhi nhi...sach...sach bol raha hu...dekh....tujhe puri baaat pata nhi...bas isi wajah se tere dil me nafrat ghar kar gai....
Sanju- matlab.....tu...tu saaf-saaf batayga....
Main- haa...par tu beech me mat bolna....puri baat sun...ok
Sanju- hmm...tu bol....
Main- to sun fir.....dekh...ye to tu janta hi hai ki rajni aunty ne mere khilaaf bhi kadam utha liya tha...khas kar meri mout ki khabgar ke baad.....
Aur haa...jab main jinda bapis aaya....tab bhi ye apni harqaton se baaj nhi aai thi...inke dil me mere dad ke liye betahasa nafrat thi....
Par jab maine inhe djarmesh ki mout ki asli wajah batai....tab ye toot gai....aur apne kiye ke liye apne aapko kasoorbaar thahrane lagi....
Uper se inhe is baat ka gum bhi tha ki inki hi wajah se inki beti nhi rahi....isliye ye apni jaan tak dene wali thi.....par sirf tere liye....matlab apne ikloute bete ke liye ye jinda rahi....
Aunty ko apni galti ka ahsaas to ho gaya tha....par usse pahle hi wo najam ke sath aa chuki thi....aur unki paresani ye thi ki wo najam ke changul se kaise bache......
Dusri taraf aunty mere liye bhi kuch karna chahti thi...taki jo galtiyan unhone anjaane me kar di thi...unka paschataap kar sake....
Tab mere hi kahne par inhone najam ka sath dena jari rakha...aur uski chaheti ban kar uska hukum manti rahi....
Aur wahi mere kahne par tu bhi najam ke sath mil gaya tha....aur alok sir bhi...
Fir mujhe khabar mili ki najam ne tere ghar me camere aur microphones fit karaye hai....aur uski najar tum logo par...khas kar tum par bani hi rahti hai....
Aur mujhe dar tha ki kabhi tu nashe me ya josh me aa kar kuch aisa na bol de...jisse najam ko shaq ho jaaye...islite mere kahne par hi aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikala tha....aur riya tujhe lene pahuchi thi....samjhe.....
Sanju(hairani se)- to kya mom tumhare sath thi....
Main- haa....aur yahi hai wo jinki wajah se mujhe pata chala tha ki alok ko badal diya gaya hai aur asli alok khatre me hai....
Sanju- par mujhe ye sab kyo nhi bataya....
Main- kyoki tu josh me aa kar dil se sochta gai....dimaag se nhi...aur na chahre huye bhi khud ko paresaani me daal leta hai....
Sanju- maine aisa kab kiya.....
Main- kab kiya....haa...tina ka case bhool gaya.....haa....tab kya hua tha....bina 1 baar baat kiye hi apne dil me mere khilaaf nafrat bhar li..aur mujhe maarne tak taiyaar ho gaya....sala maar bhi dala....haa...
Sanju- wo...main...sorry na....main bahak...
Main(beech me)- mujhe nhi...aunty ko sorry bol.....kitna dukh diya tune unhe....are sagi maa hai teri....unke dil par kya beeti hogi jab tu unhe dafa kar e ko bol raha tha.....
Sanju- ha bhai....galti to hui hai...bahut badi galti...mom...i m sorry...
Ye bol kar sanju , rajni aunty ki taraf bgaga aur unke seene se chipak gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte dono maa-bete ki aankho se aanshu chhalak uthe...
Sanju rote huye aunty ko sorry bol raha tha aur aunty uska sir sahlate huye use rok rahi thi....
Maa- bete ka milan dekh jar meri aankhe bhi nam hone lagi...aur riya to sisakne hi lagi.....
Main(riya ka kandha sahla kar)- riya.....i m sorry...meri wajah se tumhari mom...
Riya(beech me)- nhi....sorry nhi...wo usi laayak thi....main to khushi se ro rahi hu...finally aunty ko apna beta mil hi gaya...
Main- hmm...agar tu kahe to aunty ko unki bahu se bhi milwa du....
Riya(sakpaka kar)- kya....bahu...matlab...
Main- ab mujhse bhi naatak.....mujhe pata hai ki tu aur sanju.....
Riya(beech me)- aisa kuch nhi hai.....wo to bas ..hum dono...bas dost hai....
Main- dost...haa...theek hai....to main dusri ladki dekh leta hu....
Roya- kya....par kyo.....uski saadi ki itni jaldi kyo....
Main- is se tujhe kya....mere dimaag me hai ek ladki....ruko...bula hi leta hu...
Ye bol kar maine jeb se phon nikala aur riya ko dekh kar hasne laga.....
Main- are muh to dekho tumhara.....oh ho...kya yaar...
Riya(gusse se)- hamesha mazaak...main baat hi nhi karti...
Ye bol jar riya jane lagi to maine usko pakad kar uske kandhe me hath daal diya....aur riya apne aapko chhudane lagi....
Sanju(riya ko dekhte hi )- oye...use to chhod de bhai...
Main- ohh....milan ho gaya....theek hai..le sambhal ise....
Ye bol kar maine riya ko sanju ki taraf dhakel diya aur wo sanju ki baahon me pahuch gai....
Main- aunty.....ye lo...bete ke sath bahu bhi mil gai.....ab khush to ho...
Rajni- ha beta...ab to bahut khush hu...bahut jyada....
Main- hmm....par abhi khushiya baki hai....jara dil ko sambhalna....kahi dhadkan na bad jaaye.....
Rajni- acccha....chalo batao...ab bhi kuch baki hai....
Main- ha...kyo nhi....ek minute....
Main bol hi raha tha ki mere phon par ek msg aaya....aur use dekhte hi main paresaan ho gaya.....
Main- aunty....baki baad me.....abhi mujhe jana hoga....
Sanju- kya hua...koi tention....ruk main bhi aata hu....
Main- nhi....tu wahi kar jo bola tha...main sambhal luga....baad me milte hai...
Aur maine bhaag kar bahar aaya aur car ko full speed me douda diya.......
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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......
Ghar ke baahar tej aati hui car jabarjast break maar kar ruki to andar baitha rony chounk kar baahar aane laga....
Tabhi usne saamne se DJ aur mantri ko aate dekha...to rony aur jyada chounk gaya.....
Rony(man me)- ye dono fir se....ab kua ho gaya.....
DJ(gusse se)- kaha gaya wo ladka.....
Rony- wo..wo andar room me.....par hua kya....
DJ - chup rah.....
Aur DJ gusse se fanfanata hua room ki taraf bad gaya....par room par tala dekh kar bhoukhla gaya.....
DJ - ye tala kiun maara be....
Rony(paas aa kar)- mm..maine sir....wo surksha ke liye....
DJ - jaldi khol....sala.....mujhe chutiya banayege....kusi ko nhi chhoduga...bas ek baar confirm ho gaya na....to sabko maar duga....jaldi khol saale....
Rony- jjj..ji sir...bas....wo chaabi same hai na to...
DJ (joor se)- bakwas nhi....tala khol.....jaldi....
Rony(man me)- lagta gai ise shaq ho gaya hai ki andar nakli aadmi hai.....ab kya karu....agar ise sach pata chala to...anu, parul, aur main...nhi-nhi.....aisa...
DJ - khol na saale.....
Rony- ji sir...khul gaya...
Aur tala khulte hi DJ ne ek joordaar kick maar kar gate khola aur saamne badhe ankit ke paas ja kar uski shirt pakdi aur ek hi jhatke me faad dali.....
Aur jaise hi shirt fat kar alag hui to DJ ki aankhe badi ho gai....
Mantri- bhai....dekho..wo......wo nhi hai....
DJ - main dekh raha hu......
Rony(man me)- ab to bure fase.......
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Ab Aage........
SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR....LAST NIGHT.......
Yaha najam puri nangi ho kar sharabi ke liye peg bana rahi thi....aur saamne baitha sharabi najam ke maadak ango ko badi siddat se ghoor raha tha......
Najam- lijiye...aapka peg....
Sharabi- kya tum nhi logi.....
Najam- aaj nhi.....kyoki aaj to main aapke milne ki khushi me hu....aaj mujhe iski jaroorat nhi....
Sharaani(pag le kar)- hmm...waise tumhe dekh kar koi nhi bol sakta ki tum ek bacche ki maa bhi ho....aur kai saalon se tarah-tarah ke mardo ko jhel rahi ho....hai na....
Najam- aap meri tareef kar rahe hai ya fir mujhe tana maar rahe hai.....
Sharaabi - maine to bas sach bola....baki tumhari marji...tum jo chaho....wahi samjh lo....
Najam- waise mujhe isse koi fark nhi padta...fir bhi....mere jishm ki tareef sun kar mujhe khushi hi hoti hai...waise aapne bhi to kai aourton ko nanga kiya hai.....to kya aapko kahi aisa jishm mila.....
Sharaabi- ab ye to kaam khatm kar ke hi bata sakta hu.....
Aur shraabi ne peg gatak kar glass najam ko de diya.....
Najam- ek aur.....
Sharaabi- haa...par is baar main tumhe apni god me baitha kar pina chahuga....wo bhi tumhare hatho se.....
Najam(muskura kar)- meri khushnaseebi hogi......
Ye bol kar najam sharaabi ki god me apni miti gaand pasaar kar baith gai aur apne hatho se use peg pilane lagi....
Sharabi ne bhi ghooth maar kar apne hath ka sikanja najam ki kamar par kas liya aur uske chikne badan ko sahlane laga....
Sharaabi- aah....waise chhu kar bhi tumhara jishm utna purana nhi lagta....aisa lagta hai ki mano jawaab hi ho.....
Najam- chalo chhu kar to accha laga....mujhe laga tha ki sun kar hi nafrat karne lage.....
Sharabi(kamar kas kar)- are nafrat to hum karte hi nhi....tum to acchi tarah se janti ho na...ki aourat ka jishm meri kamjori hai.....
Najam- hmm..bahut acche se janti hu....
Sharaabi(ghoont maar kar)- aah....to ab der karna sahi nhi hoga na.....
Najam- sahi kaha....ab jaam hatho se nhi....balki hontho se pilane ka waqt aa gaya hai....
Ye bol kar najam ne glass table par rakha aur apne honth sharaabi ke hontho se chipa diye.....aur sharabi ne bhi najam ko baahon me kas kar joor se hoth choosna suru kar diya.....
Sharaabi- aaauuummm...uuummm...uuummm...uummm..aahh...tumhare andar masti to bahut hai....aaauuummm.....uuummmm...
Sharabi najam ko jooron se choos raha tha aur uske hath najam ki gaand par sarsara rahe the.....
Sharaabi- aaahh...tumhari gaand to...wah.....ise agar nhi choda to kya choda.....aauummm..uuummm...
Najam- uuummhh.....aahh.......to der kyo jar rahe ho....gaand aapki kidmat me haajir hai......chahe to faad kar rakh do....
Sharabi- haa....faduga.....chal suru hoja.....mard ko taiyaar karna to aata hi hoga na.....
Najam(muskura kar)- is kaam me to meri mastari hai....
Aur fir najam ghutno par aai aur shraabi ki pent se lund aazaad kar ke hilane lagi....
Sharabi(shirt nikaal kar)- yu hilane se kaam nhi banega.....
Najam- janti hu....main to bas dekh rahi thi....ki jiske deedaar ke liye meri saari umar beet gai.....wo dikhta kaisa hai....
Sharabi- ab dekh liya ho to kuch kaam bji kar lo....dekhne se maza nhi milta....janti hai na....
Najam(muskura kar)- hmm...ab maza to main le kar hi rahoogi....aaauuuummm.....
Aur najam ne turant aadha lund muh me gataka aur choosne lagi......jisse sharabi ke chehre par khushi umad aai.....
Sharabi- aaahh...tu to sach me master hai....lund choos kar hi haal behaal kar diya hai....to teri gaand kya qahar dhaygi...aahh....pura kha le saali....
Najam ne turant pura lund gale me utara aur puri speed se chusaai suru kar di....
Thodi der tak lund chusane ke baad sharabi ne najam ki wahi sofe par litaya aur uski choot maarni suru kar di....
Thodi hi der me najam ki masti bhari siskiyan pure room me shor machane lagi.....aur najam ne pahli baar sharabi ke lund ko apni choot ke pani se sarabor kar diya.....
Sharaabi- aaahhh...maza aa gaya.....ab chal...teti gaand ki gahraai bhi naap lu....
Aur sharabi ne najam ko baalo se pakda aur bed par le ja kar patak diya....
Aur kuch hi palo me use kutiya bana kar uski gaand marne laga......
Najam- aaaahhh....kitne hi lund is gaand ko cheer chuke hai....par aapka lund lena...uuumm....aaj to gaand bhi muskura rahi hai....
Sharaabi(man me)- janta hu teri khushi ki wajah.....par afsoos....ye khushi jyada der tak nhi rahne wali...
Najam- aaahh....puri taaqat se chhodo....faad dalo...aaahhh..
Sharaabi- souk se.....ye le saali....
Aur sharabi ne najam ki kamar pakad kar joordaar gaand chudaai suru kar di......
Aur fir raat bgar.....jab tak dono thak kar choor nhi ho gaye....tab tak najam ki chudaai ki aawaaje room me goojti hi rahi.......
HOTEL DILKAS ME.......NEXT DAY.......
DJ jabse ankut aur alka se mil kar aaya tha.....tabse wo kisi soch me pad gaya tha.....saayad uske dimaag me kuch tha...jo wo samjh kar bhi nhi samjh pa raha tha......
Aur isi paresaani me wo peg lagane laga....ki tabhi uska phon baja....aur screen dekhte hi uske paresaan chehre par muskaan khil gai.....kyoki call karne wali uski wife thi......
( Call Par )
DJ - kya baat hai meri jaan....tumhe door rah kar bhi pata chal jata hai ki mujhe tumhari jaroorat hai.....
Aourat- matlab.....kya tumhe koi paresaani hai....
DJ - aaa....bilkul nhi...aur agar thi bhi to tumhara call aate hi bhaag gai....bolo....sab theek hai na....
Aourat- waise to sab theek hai....par wo ladka......(chup ho gai )
DJ(beech me)- kya kiya usne...kya koi gadbad ki....
Aourat- are nhi...gadbad to abhi tak koi bhi nhi ki....
DJ- hmm...waise wo gadbad karega bhi nhi....bahut sikha-padha kar bheja hai use.....kyoki wo hi hai...jo hume aasaani se khazana dila sakta hai....
Aourat- accha......par aisa kyo....matlab ki agar use badal de to....
DJ (hairani se)- badal de...kyo...kuch hua kya.....kya usne kuch.....
Aourat(beech me)- nhi...bas puch rahi hu....
DJ - ohh....to suno...use badalna aasaan nhi hoga...kyoki ek to use badi muskil se ankit ki tarah banaya.....aur dusra ye...ki ab agar use badalna chaahe bhi...to ye mumkin nhi hoga...kyoki ankit to bas kuch dino ka mehmaan hai....aur wo us haalat me bhi nhi ki use dekh kar koi uski nakal kar paaye...samjhi....
Aourat- par uski haalat to kuch din me theek bhi ho jaygi na.....fir to use dekh kar uski tarah bana ja sakta hai na....
DJ - are nhi...tumhe andaja bhi nhi ki tum bol kya rahi ho...are...agar ankit puri tarah theek ho gaya na...to mere aadmiyon ko chutkiyon me masal kar nikal lega...aur agar use tod-taad kar, kaid me bhi rakha...to uski nakal kar ke koi fayda nhi hone wala...kyoki hume uski body chahiye....wo bhi bilkul sahi haalat me....
Aourat- body chahiye...par kyo....uski body ka khajane se kya lena-dena.....
DJ- are...tumhe maine ab tak bataya nhi...par ab batata hu....asal me us khajane ka ek darwaja tab khulega....jab uske rakshak ke khoon ko us darwaje par bahaya jaaye....aur usme bhi ek shart hai....us rakshak ke khoon ko puri tarah sahi-salamat hona chahiye.....
Aourat- kya bol rahe ho...tum aaj ke zamaane me bhi aisi baaton par bharosha karte ho....huh....aisa kuh nhi hota...waise tumse ye kisne bol diya.....
DJ(gusse se)- mere baap ne....aur wo galat nhi bolta.....uski har ek baat pakki hai....aur suno...ye khajana aaj se kai peediyon pahle chhupaya gaya tha.....aur us waqt is tarah ki aasmaani taaqte aur jadu-tona aam baat thi...samjhi....
Aourat- fir bhi...mujhe yakeen nhi....
DJ - tum mano ya na mano...par wo ladka hi hume khajane tak pahucha payga....kyoki wo alka ki aoulaad hai...aur alka hi us khajane ki aakhiri rakshak thi....isliye usko aakhiri darwaje tak sahi salamat le jana hoga....samjhi....
Aourat- theek hai....par tum kisi dusre ladke ko ankit to bana sakte ho na....waise bhi mask banana to humare liye aasaan hi hai....
DJ - are...tum samjhti kyo nhi...sirf mask se kuch nhi hota...hume ankit ki tarah dikhne wala bhi chahiye...jo usi ki kad-kathi ka ho....nhi to 2 minute me pakda jayga....aur agar aisa hua to bahut gadbad ho sakti hai.....ho sakta hai koi police me chala jaaye...aur tum janti hi ho ki police agar is maamle me aa gai..to aafat ho jaygi...kyoki ankit ke link se wo alok tak bhi ja sakte hai....aur alok mar chuka hai....to kahi uski mout ka police ko pata chala...to fir kya hoga..janti ho na...are pura police department koond padega....aur hum itne kareeb aa kar bhi khali hath rah jayge.....samjhi....
Aourat(man me)- waise baat to sahi hai...agar police aa gai to bahut kuch ho sakta hai....wo to baal ki khaal nikalte hai....akash, ankit, alok, alka....sabki jaanch hogi...aur main bhi fas...nhi-nhi....police tak ye maamla nhi aana chahiye....
DJ - kya sochne lagi....samjh nhi aaya kya...aur jara ye to batao ki tumhe us ladke se kya paresaani hai....haa....
Aourat- huh..nhi...kuch nhi....main to bas puch rahi thi....
DJ - hmm..waise use pata hai ki tum ho koun...isliye tumhare saamne to waise bhi kutta bana rahega.....
Aourat(man me)- wo kutta nhi bana na...wo to mujhe kutiya banane par tula hai....pata nhi ab aage kya karega...
DJ- are jaan..gussa ho gai kya.....theek hai...tum kaho to hum koi aur dekh lege...bas isme thoda risk hoga...aur waqt bhi jayga....
Aourat- nhi...uski jaroorat nhi...ye theek hai....ab hum waqt nhi gawa sakte.....isse pahle ki kisi ko ankit ke nakli hone ki bhanak lage.....hume kaam nipta lena chahiye....ok
DJ - hmm...aisa hi hoga...bas thoda sa intzaar aur karo.....fir sab theek ho jayga....ok
Aourat- hmm....chalo ab main rakhti hu....saayad koi uper aa raha hai...ok...bye...
DJ - theek hai...bye....
Aur jaise hi DJ ne call cut ki.....waise hi uske saamne parul aa gai.......
DJ- tum...tum yaha kya kar rahi ho.....
Parul(aage bad kar)- apne sawaalon ke jawaab lene aai hu....
DJ (peg banate huye)- hmm..samjh gaya....baitho....fir batata hu....
Parul- nhi...main yaha baithne nhi aai...aur na hi tumhe aiyaashi karta dekhne....mujhe jawaab chahiye....aur wo bhi isi waqt.....
Parul ki baat sun kar DJ ko gussa aa gaya aur wo peg banate-banate ruk gaya....
DJ - tum apne aapko samjhti kya ho.....kya main tumhara gulaam hu jo tumhe har sawaal ka jawaab du.....
Parul- maine aisa to kuch nhi kaha....par kya main sach bhi nhi jaan sakti...
DJ (shant ho kar)- theek hai....pucho kya puchna hai....par pahle baitb jao.....
Parul(table par baith kar)- kal raat kya hua tha.....
DJ - tujhe anu ne nhi bataya....
Parul- usne jo bola to bola....par mujhe aapse janna hai ki kal hua kya tha....
DJ - hmm..jo bhi hua...usme humara hi bhala hai.....samjhi...
Parul- wo to samjh hi gai....par mujhe wo janna hai jo mujhse chhipaya gaya hai....
DJ - tum kuch jyada hi soch rahi ho...aisa kuch bhi nhi hua....humne bas ankit ka brain wash karaya hai...jisse wo humara dushman nhi...balki dost ban jaaye....
Parul- to fir mujhe ghar ke piche kyo bheja...jabki waha to kuch bhi nhi tha.....haa....
DJ - wo to..are haa...main batana bhool gaya....asal me kya tha....humare aadmi pahle ankit ka kuch saamaan tumhe fekne wale the...par fir humne socha ki jab humne ankit ko controll kar hi liya hai to uske saamaan ki kya fikr...wo to humare hath me hi hai na....isliye wo plan cancal kar diya....
Parul(ghoor kar)- accha.....yahi baat thi....hmm...to fir mujhe bataya kyo nhi....aur ye koun se saamaan ki baat ho rahi hai....
DJ - dekho...mujhe ye to nhi pata ki wo kya saamaan hai.....par ye janta hu ki wo saamaan hi hume khajane tak pahuchayga.......aur wo us ladke ke room me bani tijori me hai....isliye humare aadmi nikaal hi nhi sake....kyoki us ladke ne bahut khatarnaak lock laga rakha hai usme....
Parul- ha...maine dekhi hai wo tijori....par ek baat samjh nhi aai...aapko kaise pata ki usi me humare kaam ka saamaan hai...
DJ - ye main tumhe batana jaroori nhi samjhta....par haa....wo saamaan lana ab tumhari hi jimmedari hai....samjhi....
Parul- agar aisi baat thi to mujhe pahle hi bol dete....is sab drame ki kya jaroorat thi...main wo pahle hi le aati....
DJ - aisa nhi hai....maine us ladke ke sath ye sab sirf uske saamaan ke liye nhi kiya....uski wajah kuch aur hai....jo tumhare samjh me baad me aaygi.....par haa....wo saamaan main jald se jald haasil karna chahta tha....isliye maine ye sab plan kiya tha.....mujhe wo saamaan bahut jaroori hai.....
Parul- agar itna hi jaroori tha to ab tak chup kyo the....mujhe bola hota to ab tak wo humare hath me hota...
DJ - ab bol raha hu na....jao...aur suru ho jao....
Parul- par ab ye muskil hoga....saayad namumkin hi ho gaya.....
DJ - kya...aisa kyo bol rahi ho...kya tere bhai ko tujh par se bharosha uth gaya kya.....
Parul - agar bhai hi badal gaya ho to bharosha kaise rahega.....
DJ - kya matlab badal gaya.......humne sirf uska brain.....
Parul(beech me)- wahi to.....aap logo ne uske dimaag ko hi badal dala...to ab use mujh par bharosha kaise rahega...haa...
DJ (peg pite huye)- aahh..baat to sahi hai tumhari....fir bhi...tum us ghar me khule aam kahi bhi ja sakti ho...to ankit ke room me jana tumhare hi bas ki baat hai....isliye karna to ye tumhe hi hoga.....
Parul- theek hai....par is kaam ke extra paise lagege....aur ek baat....anu ko is sab se door hi rakhna....
DJ(muskura kar)- tum uski fikr mat karo....ab wo door hi rahegi....
Parul- aisa hi ho to accha hoga....chalo main chalti hu....jaldi hi good news doogi....
Ye bol kar parul nikal gai aur DJ muskurane laga.....
DJ - anu to aaj hum sabse door hone wali hai....aur fir teri baari.....huh...badi aai paise maagne wali...haaatt...
Aur DJ ne ek saans me peg gatak liya aur dusra peg banane laga.....tabhi uske dimaag me kuch aaya aur wo sabkuch chhod kar waha se nikal gaya........
Wahi parul hotel se nikal kar auto me baithi aur apne mobile ko dekhte huye muskurane lagi.....
Parul(man me)- DJ......tum mujhe dhikha dene chale the na....ab dekho parul ka kamaal.....huh....
SAM HOTEL ME............
Jaise hi mujhe msg mila tha.....main seedha SAM hotel pahuch gaya....aur jaise hi room me daakhil hua to renu bhaag kar mere gale lag gai...
Renu- kya bhai.....dara hi diya....
Main(muskura kar)- oh ho....sorry di...par kya karta....ye jaroori tha....
Renu- par kyo....aakhir humara kidnap karaya kyo....
Main- bas kuch dekhna chahta tha....waise manu kaha hai..theek to hai na....
Renu- haa..par wo bhi dari hui hai......
Main- dari hui...par kyo...
Renu- are wah....beech baazaar kisi ko utha liya jaaye...to wo daregi nhi.....
Main- haa...par ab to pata chal gaya na ki kisne uthaya....
Renu- use nhi pata....wo abhi behosh hi thi....lagta hai use behoshi ki dawa jyada hi asar kar gai....
Main- oh no....to ja kar use hosh me lao na....
Manu(room me aate huye)- ab iski koi jaroorat nhi....main theek hu....aur ab dari hui bhi nhi hu....
Main(muskura jar)- chalo aa gai....to ghar jane ko ready ho....
Manu- bilkul.....
Renu- par pahle hume batao to ki ye sab kyo kiya....haa...
Main- asal me kuch log tum dono ke piche lage the...saayad tum logo ke jariye wo mujhe target karne ki soch rahe the....to maine socha ki kyo na main hu unke pahle tum dono ko utha lu....fir to unhe kuch milega hi nhi na...haa...mast idea tha na....
Renu(muh bana kar)- huh....aise raste se uthana kaha ka mast idea...hume bol nhi sakte the....
Main- are time didi time....mujhe itna time hi nhi mila....wo to mere aadmiyon ne bataya...aur naine jaldi me ye plan kar liya...bas....chalo ab sorry bol diya na....ab aaraam se ghar jao......mom ko manu ki jaroorat hogi....
Manu- ha renu....alka ki dawa ka time bhi ho raha hai....
Renu- hmm..par hum jaaye ka kya matlab...tum nhi chal rahe sath me....
Main- are nhi na....mujhe kuch kaam hai...main raat tak aata hu...aap log niklo...raat ko milte hai.....
Manu- aao renu....ab der nhi karte....chalo...
Renu- hmm..
Aur fir renu, manu ke sath nikal gai aur unke jate hi main hotel ke ek dusre room me pahuch gaya....jaha bahadur aur uski biwi menka baithi thi.....
Main- kaha hai wo....
Bahadur - yahi hai....par abhi behosh hai....
Main- usne kuch baka ki nhi....
Bahadur- ab tak to kuch khas nhi....bahut moti chamdi hai saali ki.....
Main- theek hai...main dekhta hu saali ki chamdi me kitna dam hai....gate kholo...
Fir mere kahne par bahadur ne ek secret gate khola aur hum dono ek khufiya kamre me pahuch gaye.....jaha ek aourat hatho se badhi hui khadi thi......
Main- hosh me lao saali ko....
Bahadur- ji malik...
Aur jaise hi bahadur ne uske uper pani feka...wo chounk kar chillane lagi....
Aourat- nhi....chhod do mujhe...maine kuch nhi kiya....chhod do mujhe....plz....
Main(pass ja kar)- main nhi janta ki tu koun hai....aur mujhe ye janne me intrest bhi nhi.....par haa...mujhe ye jaroor janna hai ki tu mere pariwar ka bura karne kyo aai thi.....samjhi.....chal bol.....
Aourat- mmm..maine kuch nhi kiya...sach me....main...main to bas....main to bbbb.....
Aur wo aourat fir se behosh ho gai.....
Main- ye kya...ye fir se....aise kaise behosh ho gai saali....iski to main...
Ye bol kar maine uske baal pakde hi the ki bahadur ne mujhe rok diya.....
Bahadur- nhi malik.....maariye mat.....
Main- kyo na maaru.....saali ne....
Bahadur(beech me)- saayad dawa ka asar jyada ho gaya hai...aap thoda waqt dijiye....jaldi hi hosh me aa jaygi.....aise maarne se kahi mar na jaaye...
Main- marti hai to marne de.....
Bahadur- nhi malik....iska muh khulna jaroori hai...nhi to ye raaj hi rah jayga ki ye hai koun...aur yaha tak pahuchi kaise.....
Main- ye to main samjh gaya ki ye yaha pahuchi kaise....par ye janna bhi jaroori hai ki ye koun.....aur ye sab karne ke piche iski wajah kya thi....tum ise hosh me lao aur pucho....bolti hai to theek...warna main khud hi muh khulwa luga...aur agli baar agar ye chup rahi....to hamesha ke liye chup kara duga....haatt...
Aur main gusse se uska sir jhatak kar waha se nikal aaya aur dusre kaam par nikal gaya......
HOTEL DILKAS ME..........
Room me DJ kafi der se kisi gahri soch me dooba tha....aur usi tention ki wajah se wo kafi sharaab bhi pi chuka tha.....tabhi uska bhai room me aaya....wo bhi kuch paresaan dikh raha tha.......
Mainti- bhai....kya hua...sab theek to hai na....
DJ - huh...haa....par tu kaise.....kuch kaam tha kya.....
Mantri- nhi bhai.....wo bas milne aa gaya......
DJ - koi tention hai kya.....tera chehra.....
Mantri(has kar)- nhi to...par aapko kya hua.....itni shraab pi li....kuch hua kya....
DJ - pata nhi...par kuch to galat hua hai....mujhe kuch theek nhi lag raha....kuch ajeeb lag raha hai....
Mantri(baith kar)- ajeeb...matlab....waise kis baare me......
DJ - wahi ladka...aur kiske baare me sochta hu aaj-kal......
Mantri- par wo to humare kabje me hai...aur uski jagah humara aadmi...ab kya paresaani hai....
DJ - chhote....tu to janta hi hai ki meri aatma hamesha mujhe aagaah karti hai...ki jahi kuch galat hai...ua hone wala hai....
Mantri- haa..ye to aapko vardaan mila hua hai...aapko kai baar aapki aatna ne bachaya bhi hai...
Main- wahi to....wahi mujhe samjh nhi aa raha ki aaj meri aatma kyo bechain hai.....aakhir kis liye mujhe aagaah kar rahi hai....
Mantri- bhai...aap shant dimaag se sochiye....saayad aapko yaad aa jaaye...aap ek kaam karo....aap aankhe band kar ke wo yaad karo...jo aapne haal hi me kiya ya kaha ho....saayad koi baat ban jaaye.....
DJ - sahi bol raha hai chhote...tu ek tagda peg bana.....fir dimaag doudega.....
DJ ke kahte hi mantri ne ek hard peg banaya aur use ek hi saans me dakaar kar DJ aankhe band kar ke soch me doob gaya......
Kareeb 10-15 minute baad achanak se DJ ko kuch yaad aaya aur wo jhatke ke sath khada ho gaya.....
Mantri- kya hua bhai...kuch yaad aaya....
DJ (gusse se)- haa....chal mere sath...jaldi........
Mantri- par aap ja kaha rahe ho......
DJ- tu chal na....raste me batauga.....
Ye bol kar DJ ne covered se gun nikali aur mantruli ke sath nikal gaya.......
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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR........
Akash ready ho kar najam ke room tak aaya...aur andar se aati aawaaje sun kar bapis chala gaya....aur ankit ko call lagaya.....
(Call Par)
Main(car chalate huye)- hello....koun.....
Akash- meri aawaaj bhi bhool gaye kya......
Main(chounk kar)- dad....aap...ruko....
Aur maine car dide par laga di....
Main- dad....aapne call kyo kiya...maine bola tha na...
Akash(beech me)- tu meri baat sun.....
Main- ji..ji dad.....
Akash- ye tune is aourat ko kyo bhej diya...
Main- aourat..koun...wo najam kya....
Akash- ha wahi....use kyo bheja....aur kya bol kar bheja tha....ki wo khush ho jaygi....haa....
Main- par use DJ ne bheja dad....aur anu ko nikalne ke liye uska jana jaroori tha....
Akash- par anu to yaha bhi safe thi na.....fir kya jarooorat thi....aur wo chhod.....tune use ye kyo bola ki uska sapna pura ho jayga....tujhe pata hai wo jabse aai hai tabse hi...tujhe kya bolu main...
Main- dad....aapko gussa kis baat ki hai....use jo sochna ho soche....aap to kuch kar nhi rahe na....haa...
Akash- par naam to mera hi ho raha na....wo to yahi soch rahi hai ki wo mere sath hi.....tu samjhta kyo nhi...maine teri maa ko vaada kiya tha ki main kisi dusri aourat ko dekhuga bhi nhi...aur ye najam to mera naam hi legi na...tab kya hoga....mera naam to gaya na....
Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga dad....aur agar usne aapke naam par kuch karne ki kosis bhi ki na....to uski garden meri mutthi me hai.....pata yo hai aapko...ab aap shant ho jaiye....wo apne hi side hai....
Akash- nhi beta....meri jindagi ja tajurba uski aankho me gaddari dekh chuka hai....wo bharoshe ke layak nahi.....
Main- agar aisa hai to wo pachhtaygi....aap mujh par bharosha rakho.....
Akash- wo to hai....aur bahut jyada hai.....accha ye chhod....ye bata ki teri maa kaisi hai.....uski asliyar pata chali....
Main- nhi....par jaldi hi chal jaygi....
Akash- beta....us bahrupiya ko chhodna mat....usne alka ki jagah le kar bahut badi galti ki hai..use dardnaak mout dena......
Main(man me)- sorry dad...main aapko ye nhi bata sakta ki asli maa bhi jinda hai...aur mere paas hai....kyoki agar ye aapko bata diya to aap rukege nhi...aur sara khel bigad jayga....
Akash- kya hua....chup kyo ho gaya....
Main- kuch nhi dad....aap jaisa chahte ho waisa hi hoga......bas abhi aap aaraam se raho...
Akash- ok.....aur haa...is najam par najar rakhna.....
Main- ok dad....
Akash- theek hai....khyaal rakhna....chal bye....
Main- bye dad....
Akash ne call cut ke ek baar najam ke room par najar dali aur sir hilate huye nikal gaya....
Aur wahi room ke andar shraabi aur najam jhad kar ek-dusre ki baahon me pade huye the.....
Sharaabi(kapde pahan kar)- ab tu fresh ho ja....main baad me aata hu.....fir naste ke baad....tu samjh gai na....chal ready ho ja.....
Ye bol kar sharaabi room se nikal gaya....aur najam use jate dekhte huye soch me pad gai....
Najam(man me)- bas DJ ne apna kaam kar diya ho to sahi....warna agar akash ko mere yaha aane ki wajah pata chali....to ye baap-bete meri maa chod dege.....pata nhi is kameene DJ ke liye aur kitni gaand marani hogi...aahhh...waise maza to bahut aaya....uumm...chalo ready ho jati hu....sala fir se thokega......
Ye sochte huye najam fresh ho kar nahane lagi....ki tabhi use halka dard hua aur wo kuch hi seconds me farsh par gir gai.....
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RIYA KE GHAR..........
Jaise hi main riya ke ghar pahucha to mujhe samjh aa gaya ki waha ka mahoul bahut hi garam hai.....
Main- kya hua riya....yaha sab chup-chup kyo hai.....
Riya(dheere se)- wo sanju ne apne aapko room me band kar liya hai....aur aunty ki ek baat tak sunne ko taiyaar nhi hai....
Main(rajni ko dekh kar)- kya hua aunty....aap apne hi bete ko nhi sambhal saki....
Rajni(gusse se)- ye sab tumhari wajah se hua hai.....tumne hi use aisa bana diya..,.
Main(muskura kar)- are yaar....ye sanju bhi na....hamesha dimaag ko chhod kar dil se kaam leta hai.....oye sanju...bahar nikal....
Sanju(andar se)- pahle is aourat ko yaha se dafa karo.....aur pahle mujhe ye bata ki ise yaha bheja kyo....kya tu bhool gaya ki ye kya hai....
Main(joor se)- tu pahle baahar aa.....fir batata hu ki ye bala hai....chal nikal....
Sanju(gate khol kar)- nhi....pahle ise bhaga yaha se.....
Main(gusse se)- ye kahi nhi jane wali...aur tu yaha aa....aur chupchap meri baat sun....
Sanju- par ye....
Main(beech me)- bas...bas 1 baar....fir chahe to khud inhe dhakke maar kar nikaal dena....samjha....
Sanju(gusse se)- theek hai....chal bol...
Main- tujhe kus baat ki gussa hai be....aur kis se hai....tu bhool gaya kya ki jise tu bgagane ko bol raha hai wo koun hai....wo teti mom hai saale.....janta hai na....
Sanju(muh bana kar)- mom....haa..huh..aisi aourat ka beta hone se accha hota ki main anaath...
Main- (gusse se)- chup kar...bilkul chup...anaath..haa....abe saale tu jo soch raha gai wo sarasar galat hai.....samjha...
Sanju- nhi samjha...aur samjhna bhi nhi....aur tu iski tarfdaari kyo kar raha gai be.....kya tu bhool gaya ki isne tere khilaaf kya-kya kukarm kiye...haa..sab bhool gaya.....???
Main- nhi....main kuch nhi bhoola...par wo meri baat hai....use chhod...kyoki main bhi purani baaten chhod chuka....tu bata...tere sath kya kar diya....
Sanju- kya kiya...ye tu puch raha hai...are yahi hai wo jisne mujhe ye bol kar ghar se nikala tha ki wo uska ghar hai.....mera nhi...ab tu hi bata...jo aourat apne sage bete se ye bol sakti hai ki uske ghar par uske bete ka haq nhi.....us aourat ko kya bolu....kya wo maa kahlane ke laayak hai....haa...ab bol....chup kyo hai...bol na....
Main- bolta hu...aur tu kaan khol kar sun....aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikaal kar kuch bura nhi kiya...balki teri jaan bachai hai.....
Sanju(hairani se)- kya..jaan bachai....
Main- haa....aur unhe aisa karne ke liye maine hi bola tha.....
Sanju(chounk kar)- tune....tune bola.....wo bhi is se....aur ye maan gai...haa....kuch bhi...haatt...
Main- kuch bhi nhi...sach...sach bol raha hu...dekh....tujhe puri baaat pata nhi...bas isi wajah se tere dil me nafrat ghar kar gai....
Sanju- matlab.....tu...tu saaf-saaf batayga....
Main- haa...par tu beech me mat bolna....puri baat sun...ok
Sanju- hmm...tu bol....
Main- to sun fir.....dekh...ye to tu janta hi hai ki rajni aunty ne mere khilaaf bhi kadam utha liya tha...khas kar meri mout ki khabgar ke baad.....
Aur haa...jab main jinda bapis aaya....tab bhi ye apni harqaton se baaj nhi aai thi...inke dil me mere dad ke liye betahasa nafrat thi....
Par jab maine inhe djarmesh ki mout ki asli wajah batai....tab ye toot gai....aur apne kiye ke liye apne aapko kasoorbaar thahrane lagi....
Uper se inhe is baat ka gum bhi tha ki inki hi wajah se inki beti nhi rahi....isliye ye apni jaan tak dene wali thi.....par sirf tere liye....matlab apne ikloute bete ke liye ye jinda rahi....
Aunty ko apni galti ka ahsaas to ho gaya tha....par usse pahle hi wo najam ke sath aa chuki thi....aur unki paresani ye thi ki wo najam ke changul se kaise bache......
Dusri taraf aunty mere liye bhi kuch karna chahti thi...taki jo galtiyan unhone anjaane me kar di thi...unka paschataap kar sake....
Tab mere hi kahne par inhone najam ka sath dena jari rakha...aur uski chaheti ban kar uska hukum manti rahi....
Aur wahi mere kahne par tu bhi najam ke sath mil gaya tha....aur alok sir bhi...
Fir mujhe khabar mili ki najam ne tere ghar me camere aur microphones fit karaye hai....aur uski najar tum logo par...khas kar tum par bani hi rahti hai....
Aur mujhe dar tha ki kabhi tu nashe me ya josh me aa kar kuch aisa na bol de...jisse najam ko shaq ho jaaye...islite mere kahne par hi aunty ne tujhe ghar se nikala tha....aur riya tujhe lene pahuchi thi....samjhe.....
Sanju(hairani se)- to kya mom tumhare sath thi....
Main- haa....aur yahi hai wo jinki wajah se mujhe pata chala tha ki alok ko badal diya gaya hai aur asli alok khatre me hai....
Sanju- par mujhe ye sab kyo nhi bataya....
Main- kyoki tu josh me aa kar dil se sochta gai....dimaag se nhi...aur na chahre huye bhi khud ko paresaani me daal leta hai....
Sanju- maine aisa kab kiya.....
Main- kab kiya....haa...tina ka case bhool gaya.....haa....tab kya hua tha....bina 1 baar baat kiye hi apne dil me mere khilaaf nafrat bhar li..aur mujhe maarne tak taiyaar ho gaya....sala maar bhi dala....haa...
Sanju- wo...main...sorry na....main bahak...
Main(beech me)- mujhe nhi...aunty ko sorry bol.....kitna dukh diya tune unhe....are sagi maa hai teri....unke dil par kya beeti hogi jab tu unhe dafa kar e ko bol raha tha.....
Sanju- ha bhai....galti to hui hai...bahut badi galti...mom...i m sorry...
Ye bol kar sanju , rajni aunty ki taraf bgaga aur unke seene se chipak gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte dono maa-bete ki aankho se aanshu chhalak uthe...
Sanju rote huye aunty ko sorry bol raha tha aur aunty uska sir sahlate huye use rok rahi thi....
Maa- bete ka milan dekh jar meri aankhe bhi nam hone lagi...aur riya to sisakne hi lagi.....
Main(riya ka kandha sahla kar)- riya.....i m sorry...meri wajah se tumhari mom...
Riya(beech me)- nhi....sorry nhi...wo usi laayak thi....main to khushi se ro rahi hu...finally aunty ko apna beta mil hi gaya...
Main- hmm...agar tu kahe to aunty ko unki bahu se bhi milwa du....
Riya(sakpaka kar)- kya....bahu...matlab...
Main- ab mujhse bhi naatak.....mujhe pata hai ki tu aur sanju.....
Riya(beech me)- aisa kuch nhi hai.....wo to bas ..hum dono...bas dost hai....
Main- dost...haa...theek hai....to main dusri ladki dekh leta hu....
Roya- kya....par kyo.....uski saadi ki itni jaldi kyo....
Main- is se tujhe kya....mere dimaag me hai ek ladki....ruko...bula hi leta hu...
Ye bol kar maine jeb se phon nikala aur riya ko dekh kar hasne laga.....
Main- are muh to dekho tumhara.....oh ho...kya yaar...
Riya(gusse se)- hamesha mazaak...main baat hi nhi karti...
Ye bol jar riya jane lagi to maine usko pakad kar uske kandhe me hath daal diya....aur riya apne aapko chhudane lagi....
Sanju(riya ko dekhte hi )- oye...use to chhod de bhai...
Main- ohh....milan ho gaya....theek hai..le sambhal ise....
Ye bol kar maine riya ko sanju ki taraf dhakel diya aur wo sanju ki baahon me pahuch gai....
Main- aunty.....ye lo...bete ke sath bahu bhi mil gai.....ab khush to ho...
Rajni- ha beta...ab to bahut khush hu...bahut jyada....
Main- hmm....par abhi khushiya baki hai....jara dil ko sambhalna....kahi dhadkan na bad jaaye.....
Rajni- acccha....chalo batao...ab bhi kuch baki hai....
Main- ha...kyo nhi....ek minute....
Main bol hi raha tha ki mere phon par ek msg aaya....aur use dekhte hi main paresaan ho gaya.....
Main- aunty....baki baad me.....abhi mujhe jana hoga....
Sanju- kya hua...koi tention....ruk main bhi aata hu....
Main- nhi....tu wahi kar jo bola tha...main sambhal luga....baad me milte hai...
Aur maine bhaag kar bahar aaya aur car ko full speed me douda diya.......
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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......
Ghar ke baahar tej aati hui car jabarjast break maar kar ruki to andar baitha rony chounk kar baahar aane laga....
Tabhi usne saamne se DJ aur mantri ko aate dekha...to rony aur jyada chounk gaya.....
Rony(man me)- ye dono fir se....ab kua ho gaya.....
DJ(gusse se)- kaha gaya wo ladka.....
Rony- wo..wo andar room me.....par hua kya....
DJ - chup rah.....
Aur DJ gusse se fanfanata hua room ki taraf bad gaya....par room par tala dekh kar bhoukhla gaya.....
DJ - ye tala kiun maara be....
Rony(paas aa kar)- mm..maine sir....wo surksha ke liye....
DJ - jaldi khol....sala.....mujhe chutiya banayege....kusi ko nhi chhoduga...bas ek baar confirm ho gaya na....to sabko maar duga....jaldi khol saale....
Rony- jjj..ji sir...bas....wo chaabi same hai na to...
DJ (joor se)- bakwas nhi....tala khol.....jaldi....
Rony(man me)- lagta gai ise shaq ho gaya hai ki andar nakli aadmi hai.....ab kya karu....agar ise sach pata chala to...anu, parul, aur main...nhi-nhi.....aisa...
DJ - khol na saale.....
Rony- ji sir...khul gaya...
Aur tala khulte hi DJ ne ek joordaar kick maar kar gate khola aur saamne badhe ankit ke paas ja kar uski shirt pakdi aur ek hi jhatke me faad dali.....
Aur jaise hi shirt fat kar alag hui to DJ ki aankhe badi ho gai....
Mantri- bhai....dekho..wo......wo nhi hai....
DJ - main dekh raha hu......
Rony(man me)- ab to bure fase.......
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