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Update-9(FIA-Federal Investigation Agency ~ Pakistan)


Dinner k baad Maine apna phone liya mast BC packing se khola gand faad look thi phone ki bhenchod full too paisa wasool apna sim usme daala or fir aaram se sogaya....

Subah meri nind babhi k aane se khulli...

Babhi-oye gadhe uth...

Main-kya hua...?

Babhi-call hai Anjali kaa le...

Main-itani subah subah ...

Babhi-10:00 baje hain gadhe ...

Main-subah he hai mere liye toh...laao...

Maine babhi se phone liya...

Main-Subah subah koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya ...?

Anjali-wahi kar rahi sun ..apne sath koi FIA waale bhi hain kya Pakistan se ...?

Main-haan.....

Anjali- toh fir jaldi se Police Station aaja...

Main-kya hua...?

Anjali- yelog problem mein hain....

Main-FIa waale...?

Anajli-haan yahaan police station aae hain ...

Main- toh kardo solve kya dikkat hai...

Anjali-teri help caahiye aaja jaldi...

Main-ok OK aata hun 10-15 minutes mein ...

Call disconnected...

Main-babhi kon kon hai ghar ...

Babhi-Abeer he hai Mangal abhi abhi gaya hai party office...

Main-jaanwar ko bolo toh ready honeko tabtak main ready hojaata....

Babhi-ok...naasta..?

Main- aake karlunga .

Uske baas main fresh hoke niche aaya toh jaanwar already taiyaar baitha tha....

Abeer- time se uthaa kar be. ....

Main- abhi college jaane Lagunga tab utha karunga....Chal police station jaana hai FIA waalon kaa koi lafda hua hai....

Abeer- aaja..

Maine Mangal ko call kiya ...

Mangal -Ji sir...

Main-le bhosdk jhantu naye phone se pehla call tereko he kiya hai...

Mangal-bus dhanya hogaya main...

Main-woh toh hai he...

Mangal-kaam Bolbe gandu...

Main-Tu party office se kaam niptaake seedha police station aajiyo...

Mangal-kya hua...

main- woh FIA waalon kaa kuch lafda hogaya hai Anjali k pass aae hain woh log...

Mangal-ok pohanchta 20 minutes mein...

Main-ok..

Call disconnected...

Uske baad hum dono Maserati mein baithey or Police station k liye nikal paddey...

Main-waise jaanwar Reader log bolrahe ki Abeer ko bhi girlfriend deni caahiye...

Abeer- kya..?kon...?kaise readers..?

Main-kuch nahi flow flow mein nikal gaya ...I mean tereko GF caahiye kya...

Abeer- caahiye kaa kya matlab hai lodu agar caahiye hoti toh khud dhundaleta tu thodi dilwaaega mujhe GF ....

Main-chal dhundle tu dhund le...

Abeer- ye BC police station ka bhi renovation karwaaliya kya mast lagrela hai pencho...

Main-yep ..

Humlog uttare toh bahaar Rajat 2-4 pantar log ko dhamkaa raha tha ....

Main-Kaise ho Rajat Saar....

Rajat-mast AP bhai apni sunao...

Main-bus badhiya... Kya kiya inlogne...

Rajat-Girls college k bahaar bakchodi pell rahe they...

Main-bhenchod jhant k Baal theek se aae nahi challe aashiqi maarne ....2 meri Taraf se bhi lagao bhenchod ko...

Rajat-jarur ...Sab Andar hain main aata inko niptaake....

Humlog jaise he Andar enter hue toh saamne hall mein Anjali and team or sath mein 3 unknown faces they jinmein ek 40-45 kaa aadmi dusra 26-27 age kaa ladka and teesri ek cute se 21-22 age ki Ladki Jo traditional attire mein gajab cute lagrahi thi...lekin un 3no k cehre kaafi sad they jissase woh Ladki Or jyaada cute lag rahi thi...

BC kahin ye Nayi heroine toh nahi story ki...

Lawda mera heroine BC pehle bahot hain line mein heroine k liye ...

Lekin jaise he hum Andar enter hue toh whaan mojudd saikdon hawaldaars ,attendants,SI's ,SHo and inspectors or baaki Sab humein dekhtey he apni seat se khaddey hue or taaliyaan bajaane lage...

Abeer-ye kya bakchodi haibe...

Main- respect bhosdk kitana Sab kiya apan ne inlog k liye or fir gaya hogaye toh ab thanks k sath sath welcome bhi kar rahe hain..

Abeer- gajab BC...

Main-thankyou thankyou thankyou bhailog..

Uske baad woh Sab baithey or humlog Andar enter hue...

Anjali-noice entry ...

Main-Swag haiji apna...

Anjali-woh Sah chhodo ye hain FIA agents inka naam hai Javed ye iss team k captain hain ye hain Agent Jamaal or ye Hain Nazia.....

Toh ye sabse bade waala tha Javed Jo inka leader tha and Dusra ladka tha Jamaal and woh Ladki thi Nazia shayad new he aai thi FIa mein...

Anjali-Javed ji ye hain AP and with him He is Abeer....

Javed-Sir please help us sir ..I promise humlog waapis challe jaaenge Pakistan if you help us here...

Main-calm down calm down aaram se bataaiye hua kya hai...

Woh kuch bolta tabtak Mangal bhi Wahaan aagaya ...

Mangal-kya hua...?

Main-Javed Ji aaram se bataaiye...

Javed-Humaare boss ne humein India bheja ye kehkar ki Humlog CBI ki madad karenge red John case mein lekin yaahan aae toh dekha ki CBI waale humein involve he nahi karna caahtey they ..woh humessa humein juthi leads detey taaki humlog case k bich mein naa aaein they always behaved rudely with us......humne socha ki chalo hum kuch toh help kar he rahe hain but jab realise hua ki ye Sab juth tha toh humne socha ki kyun naa hum khud he apne bases par investigations karke CBi ko prove karein ki Humlog kaam k laayak hain ...but aaj investigation k douraan humaara sathi Abdul kuch jyaada he deep chala gaya ,humlog aaj kuch gundey loggon ko investigate kar rahe they ki unlog ko pata chal gaya ki humlog Pakistan se hain toh unhone Abdul ko kidnap karliya or humein dhamki di ki agar hum log jaldi se India chhod kar nahi gaye toh woh Abdul ko maardenge ...Woh bus ek young Saa ladka hai sir uska koi dosh nahi hai please help him sir...

Main-chill chill don't worry we'll help you ...Jaldi he aapka sathi aapke hoga...Anji where is he...

Anji-pooja ne uska mobile track kiya hai uske according wohlog ne Abdul ko woh apne RG Nagar ki woh basti mein rakha hai ...

Main-konsi basti...

Anjali-are woh haina jahaan ye gundey mawali ,chorr uchake rehtey hain...uss basti kaa naam bhi tha main bhoolgayi...

Mangal- "Gundaghar"....

Anjali- exactly Gundaghar basti...

Main-what the fuck is this name...

Mangal-Maine thodi rakha hai be...ab Gundey logg hain Washington DC toh rakhenge nahi ...

Main-woh chhod apna koi contact hai kya udhar...

Mangal-haan woh mota sambhu hai Wahaan ....

Main- badhiya contact no. millega uska...?

Mangal-rukk kissi se Lena padega ...

Mangal ne uska no. Liya or Sambhu ko call kiya usne confirm kiya ki kissi ek bandey ko yahaan rakha hai kuch loggon ne humne usse kahaa ki humein wahin mille Woh....

Main-lets go guys...

Anjali- kuch force lun sathmein ...

Main-are naa naa ab aise aison k liye bhi force lenge toh kaise chalega apna dhanda...

Humlog bahaar aae Mangal new car mein aaya tha new chamchamaati VolvoXC90 bhenchod jehar thi jehar MUV ...kya look tha BC gaadi kaa uppar se 7 seater...

Main-ye kitane ki li be...

Mangal-1.20crore....2 weeks pehle he li hai...

Main-gajab ...gand faad Di BC main leke jaaun ye wahaan takk...?

Mangal-sure puch kya rela bhosdk.. main Maserati lejaata..

Main-lejaa bindaas...waise ek or 7 Seater car caahiye humein ...

Mangal-Matlab...

Main-abe team k liye alag alag cars mein swag naa banta 2 luxury 7 seaters hon toh Humlog Sab aaram se aaenge...

Mangal-woh toh hai ..ek or hai waise Rishi ne Tere liye li thi...

Main-konsi..

Mangal-woh nahi maalum Tujhe bataaya Nahi usne...

Main-bataa raha tha Maine kahaa baadmein bataadiyo abhi Maserati he theek hai...

Mangal-aaj chalke dekhtey konsi hai...

Main-apni RR kaa kya hua be...

Mangal-RR Jack(yaad haina Jack sabko Abeer kaa assistant cum pa cum Abeer part2) k pass hai ab ...

Main-sahi hai chalo ....

Anjali or Baaki log bhi bahaar aagaye Main Abeer Anjali ,pooja Javed ,Nazia or Abdul VOLVO mein baithey ....Mangal ,Ajay or Jiya Maserati mein baithey...

Or Humlog nikal paddey location ki taraf...

Continued...
 

Update-10(The Swag)


Anjali-chinta matt karo Aaplog AP ne kahaa hai toh Abdul jaldi he sahi salaamat aajaega ...

Javed-thankyou Sir .. We will go back to pak after that...

Main-unhunn ! Don't worry you guyss can stay here ...Tumhaare Desh k loggon ki umeed tumpar tikki hain so stay here and help us ...Koi problem tumhe nahi hogi uska promise main karta hun...

Jamaal-But how.. Humein laga tha CBI runs everything around here...

Main-naa naa I run everything around here...chinta matt karo main keval dikhne mein chhota lagta hun lekin hun Nahi ...

Humlog wahaan pohanchey toh ye ek bar type tha jiski shakal Bollywood k 90's k bars jaise lag rahi thi uske bahaar 2-4 Prsotitutes khaddi thi unke pass 2-4 aadmi daru peeke jhumrahe they...or wahi gate par Sambhu khadda tha mota bhainse jaisa shareer or kala rang bhenchod Koyle kaa paid kahin kaa... Toh humlog uske pass gaye...

Sambhu-Parnaam sahaab log...

Main-parnaam parnaam kya khabbar hai...

Viju-Sahaab pakka toh nahi but Mere hissab se ye Viju kaa kaam hai unlog ne he ek bandey ko kidnap kiya hai aaj ...viju or uske log Andar he hain bhai koi Civilians nahi hai aaram se tapkaa shaktey sabko...

Main-hatt be chutiya samjha hai kya ...ab aise cockroaches ko maarenge hum yahi kaam rehgaya hai.....lekin haan agar tereko Viju ko tapkaane kaa hai toh bindaas tapkaadey humlog aise react karenge jaise kuch hua he naa ho...

Sambhu-Are nahi nahi bhai majaak kar raha tha ...

Main-laga tha mujhe bhi...Javed bhai aap Andar jaao check karo wahi hai kya and fikar not we got your back...

Javed-ji...

Ye bol woh teeno Andar enter hue or unke piche piche hum... Andar lights dim thi or slow music chalraha tha or ek jhantu se sofa par Baitha tha woh Viju apni 2 maal Rakhilon k sath...or uske agal bagal 15-16 aadmi they Jo I am sure uske chamche honge ...Humlog ek kone mein hogaye or woh teeno aage gaye or aage jaatey he Viju ne unhe dekh liya and usne turant music bandh karwaaya ...Woh hansta hua unke pass aaya...

Viju-bola tha tumlog ko main salla bola tha ki chale jaana warna marroge Sab k Sab...ab bhugto...

Ye bolke usne apni gun nikaal li...I am sure ki woh chalaata nahi as uski gand mein utana dum nahi hai ...

Viju-bolo bhailog thokdun...

Mangal-Aise kaise thokdega bhenchod halwa hai kya...humlog kya idhar YouTube videos banaane ko aae hain bhalla... BC bol raha thokdega aise kaise bhosdk...

Ye bolke humlog ne centre mein entry maari or humein Wahaan dekh k Viju ki gand fatt gayi...

Main-Bhosdk Durr hatjaa unse warna ye bandukh tere wahaan daaldunga jahaan Suraj nahi ugtaa...

Anjali-eeewwwww! ....

Main- sorry but filhaal k liye yahi dialogue aaya dimag mein...

Abeer ne Viju ko laat di jisase woh side mein jaa girra...

Abeer- bhosdk baithney ko kon bolega...

Viju-aa.a.a.a.iye bhai aaiye...

Ye sunke uski female friends sofa se uthi or humlog sofas par baithey ....

Ye dekh FIa waale bhi surprised they hona bhi caahiye aakhirkaar AP kaa first impression hota he aisa hai...

Viju-b.b.b.b.bhai aaplog yahaan...

Main-wasssupp...bus tera haal chaal puchney chala aaya log bolrahe they Jaundice hua hai tereko ...ab kaisa hai dawaai leta haina time se.......

Viju-w..w woh theek ...

Main-chup bhosdk...lawde jaisi shakal hai or hath mein revolver rakhta hai bhosdk aise log hotey hain Jo Train k horn ko sunke taaliyaan bajaatey hain jhantu kahin kaa...ye bata Abdul kahaan hai...

Viju-m.m.main nahi j.jaanta bhai...

Main-teri maa ki chinni kam chaaey...

Ye bolke Maine Deagle nikaali jisse dekhtey he Viju ki already fatti gand or jyaada fattgayi...

Viju-.bhbhbhai maarna nahi maarna nahi...a leke aao usko...

Ye bolke uska ek aadmi turant Andar gaya or apne sath ek 24-25 age kaa young bodybuilder hatta katta lekin innocent looking bandey ko leke aaya...ji haan wahi tha Abdul ...usse dekhtey he FIA waalon ki khussi kaa thikaana naa raha ...

Uske cehre par kuch chott k nishaan they I mean usko dhoya tha kissi ne...

Main-Abdul kissne hath lagaaya tumhe...

Ye suntey he Abdul ne viju ki taraf ungali uthaai...

Main-Beat his ass ...fod daal saale ko...

Abdul-no sir it's okkk ...

Main-kya baat karta hai yaar badla toh le...

Abdul-no sir I am good...

Abeer-Abdul bhai tu bole toh main lelun badla...

Main-nahi bilkul nahi maarna nahi hai usko be...

Abeer- bus thoda saa Twist...

Or main kuch bolta usase pehle Abeer ne Viju kaa right hand pakada or apne dono hathon mein fansaake ek jhatke mein Todd diya...ab Viju bechaara chilaaye..

Main-what the fuck...

Abeer- ye new technique faadu hai boss...

Main-fuck you bitch...

Main-so bhailog Sab suno jitane bhi gundey mawaali hai yahaan ,Ye Sab humaare mehmaan hai or humaare yahaan mehmaan bhagwaan samaan hota hai ,tumhaara kya bigaada inhone Jo tumlog ne kidnap kiya isko BC Ek taraf sarkaar India pak ki relationship badhiya karne par jorr de rahi hai or tumlog ye ghatiya harkatein kar rahe India Pakistan ek he hain bich mein boundaries hui toh kya hua...Or dhyaan se sunlo kissi ne inki taraf aankh bhi uthaai aage se toh bina warning thokdunga... Thankyou have a nice day...

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se khaddey hue or bahaar ko aae ab Javed bhai or baaki lage thankyou thankyou khelne or pehli baar Maine uss Ladki ki awaaj suni jab usne mujhe thankyou kahaa kaafi cute si awaaj thi uski...

Beta bolraha hun main isko heroine lele awaaj bhi cute hai dekh or kya lega ab....

Bhag bhosdk shut up...

Humlog Cars mein aae ab Abeer drive kar raha tha Javed uske sath baitha tha aage... Jamaal ,Abdul or Nazia middle mein and main or Anjali aaram se piche...

Abeer-abe tum dono ek sath matt baitha karo BC....

Main-kyun be...

Abeer- BC ab tum lagoge flirting waali bakwass karne bore maaroge sabko...

Main-dekha anjali humaara pyaar hajam nahi hota loggon se...

Anjali-i know I know jealous log...

Abeer- hogaye BC suru...

Uske baad Javed ne Abdul ko bataaya ki kaise kya hua...

Main-A jaanwar...

Abeer- haan...

Main-Woh Ruhi k hospital lele...Abdul ko dawaai wagairaah lagwaadetey...

Abeer-ok...

Abdul-arrey no problem sir I am good iski jarurat nahi hai...

Main-first of all no sir ...second tum theek nahi ho lekin haan ho jaaoge jaldi he ....or abse tum team kaa part ho toh tumhaari safety meri jimmedaari hai...

Javed-waise whose the boss here...

Anjali- Not me meri taraf matt dekho yaar I work for AP....

Main-our boss is Deva bhai and our team captain is Anjali daahling...

Javed-Deva sir Woh politician the super power of north India....

Main-yess yes exactly...

Javed-humlog mille they unse bahot ache insaan hain woh kissi ne bataaya humein ki cbi k against wahi help kar shaktey keval toh Humlog ne CBI ki complaint ki unse ...unhone help ki toh CBI waale kuch din k liye Soft they but firse wahi Sab suru hogaya ....

Main- CBI sucks men....Deva bhai is our elder brother...

Javed-wow matlab aapki puri family he helpful hai...

Main-bhai is god yaar humlog unke baraabar mein kuch nahi...

Humlog Ruhi k hospital pohanchey or ab baari thi maar khaane ki...Main ekdum ready tha thappad ,ghussa, laat Jo bhi aae uske liye...

Continued...
 

Update-11(The Friendship Bonds)


Humlog Andar aae Hospital k toh receptionist ne bataaya Ruhi Apne cabin mein hai or humlog chall paddey uske cabin mein ..or gate par he Maine or Abeer Ne baaki Sab ko aage kiya or humlog unke piche aagaye...

Main-Anjali tera kaam hai usko shant karwaane kaa samjhi warna tu toh gayi...

Anjali-i will try...

Or ye Kehke humne Andar entry li hum bilkul chupp gaye they unke piche...

Ruhi sabko wahaan dekh k surprised thi...

Ruhi-OMG aaj toh humaare bhaag khulgaye kitane bade bade log aaein hain yahaan par ...

Anjali Ruhi se Galle milli...

Ruhi-OH ! God Inko toh chott lagi hai ...

Anjali-yep...isko leke he aaein hain ...

Ruhi-ruko main nurse ko bulwaati hun...

Ye bolke usne Intercom par call kiya ...

Anjali-Waise inse milli yaa nahi tum...

Ruhi-kinse..?

Main-humse...

Ye bolke main aage aaya toh Ruhi ko bhi shock laga Lekin woh bahot jaldi recover hui or seconds k hissab se ek punch mere munh par laga ...BC aaj maalum chala Ladki log mein kitani power hoti hai...BC Pura tooth set hillgaya ...

Abeer-ek meri taraf se bhi maaro he deserve it aise kaise chala gaya ye...

Ruhi-shut up...

Or ye boltey he Ruhi ne ek punch Abeer k pait mein maara BC mere munh par uske pait mein usko kuch khass farak nahi padda but action aisa kiya usne maano gand fatt gayi ho...saala overacting ki dukaan...or FIA waale bechaare dekh rahe humein clueless ki ajeeb gandu log hain ...

Main-what the fuck khoon....

Ruhi-what...khoon kahaan...

Main- mere munh mein...itana jorr se koi maarta hai kya yaar...

Ruhi-i am sorry yaar really really sor.... Ek minute kyun sorry you deserve it Mann toh kar raha ek or dun par mera hath jyaada pain kar raha hai...

Main-i missed you yaar...

Or ye suntey he Ruhi mere Galle se lag gayi ...this is called friendship dude...

Ruhi-Kaisa hai tu...

Main- perfectly fine ...tu bata...

Ruhi-I missed you guyss yaar...kamsekam bataa k toh jaatey...

Main-fir wahi baat agar bataa k jaata toh itane time thodi reh paata...

Uske baad Ruhi jaanwar se Galle Milli...

Abeer-Ohh finally tera gussa kam hua...

Ruhi-i missed you too...

Uske baad Ek nurse aai usne Abdul ko dawaai wagairaah lagaai or Tabtak Ruhi ne humse jaankaari li kya hua kya nahi 1.5 saal mein...

Main-ab khuss hai...

Ruhi-i am so happy that you defeated Vertigo... You are the first person to do so in whole world...

Main-i know woh Rehab waala doctor bhi yahi bola tha ki I am the first one ...

Uske baad thodi normal chit chat hui...

Main-A Ruhi tera woh farmhouse haina meri haweli ki side mein woh abhi bhi khaali he padda hai kya...

Ruhi-konsa woh Jo Tere gaon ki side hai woh...?

Main-haan...

Ruhi- haan khaali he padda hai ...

Main- mereko caahiye woh ...bol kitane mein degi ..

Ruhi- Oho ho ho Bill gates sir ...

Main-Joking..

Ruhi-tu lele yaar terese paise leke kya karungi...Use kar jabtak tera Mann kare...

Main- thanks..

Ruhi-waise Teri dozens haweli hain farmhouses hain toh mera Farm house kyun..?

Main-Actually these are my friends From Pakistan and they are working on a case with us lekin abhi kissi hotel mein rukkey hain yelog Jo humaare dono head office se durr hain ...

Ruhi-dono office konse...

Main-Lol..are ek toh haweli hai he and second police headquarters...

Ruhi-koi ni lele tere friends mere friends...but return mein party caahiye meko...

Main-done..

Ruhi-date decide kar Sab ek mast si party kartey hain...

Main-sure...

Ruhi-bhullna nahi...Anjali isko yaad dilwaadiyo...

Anjali-i will....

Ruhi-waise konsa case hai filhaal...

Main-Red john
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Ruhi-what the fuck ....matlab shant toh baithna he nahi hai harr case Tere puraane waale se double dangerous hota hai I mean seriously yaar....

Main-kya karein jab dusre kuch nahi kar paatey tabhi humein bulaatey log..

Ruhi-but seriously yaar you guyss should catch him soon woh khulla ghumraha iska matlab koi bhi safe nahi hai...

Main-hmmm..lagtey hain uspar bhi...

Tabtak Nurse ne Abdul ko chamkaa diya ..or humlog Sab nikalne lage wahaan se...

Javed-thanks doctor...

Ruhi-no problem at all..

Main-buhbye daahling...

Ruhi-bye haweli aati wahaan baithke baat kartey theek se...

Humlog waapis cars mein aagaye...

Javed-AP bhai Humlog hotel mein theek hain no need to trouble yourself...

Main-isme trouble kaisi Javed bhai ab toh team hain humlog toh ye Sab chalta rahega...or uppar se woh hotel aapka bahot durr hai bahot time waste hoga aane jaane mein he isliye ye better hai or apna konsa paise lagna hai free he toh hai ...

Thodi naa nukkur k baad wohlog maangaye wahaan rehne k liye...

Main-ek maid and ek driver with a car wahaan miljaaega Aapko...aaram se raho tension free agar koi problem ho toh anjali ko call kardo...

Javed-thanks AP..

Main- another thing ,let me make one thing simply clear agar hum red john ko pakadtey hain toh he is not your and also not ours he is dead ...koi arrest wrrest nahi hoga ...badle mein hum Pakistani Public k liye ek open letter likhenge jisme ye Sab Saaf likha hoga ki aapne humaari bahot help ki without you guyss red john ko hum nahi pakad paatey...

Javed-Bus yahi kaafi hai sir...

Main-or jaisa ki mujhe pata hai aapke seniors ko aaplog se koi matlab nahi hai as unhone keval time pass k liye yahaan bheja hai Aapko taaki log bhadke nahi...

Javed-ji..

Main-lekin fir bhi aap unhe case related koi info Nahi denge ...

Javed-Ji...

Main-I trusted you guyss with all this so I hope main ye decision leke pachtaaunga nahi...

Javed-Surely not AP...

Main-Ok so ye hotel aagaya aapka ...samaan pack karo 1 ghantey mein driver gaadi leke aajaega uske sath aaplog farmhouse par aajana...

Javed-Ok...Thanks for the help AP...

Main-no problem at all...

Uske baad wohlog gaadi se uttare ab gaadi mein keval main Anjali or Abeer he bache ...

Anjali-You trust those guyss...

Main-i think so ..bhai ne bhi kahaa tha ache log hain mujhe bhi theek he lage I guess we should give them a chance....What about you
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Anjali-Same I think they are good....Jaanwar kya bolta hai...

Abeer-Lets give them a chance...

Main-ok then. ..

Humlog Ne ACP madam ko Station drop kiya he tha ki bhai kaa call aagaya...

Main-ji bhai....

Deva-Puri team ko leke ghar aaja ...

Main-abhi ...

Deva-haan ...

Main- kya hua sab theek toh hai......

Deva-all good thodi baatein karni hain...

Main-aatey Bhai....

Continued......
 

Update-12(The Entry Better Then AP's:-Ami is Here)


So humlog ne waapis sabko baithaaya or haweli pohanchey Haweli mein humne garage ko he apna base banaaya tha Jo aaplog ko maalum he hoga garrage k underground floor ko he hum use kar rahe they as base Jo kaafi sahi tha ...Wahaan sabkuch available tha Guns PCs gadgets etcetera...

Wahaan bhai , Rishi,Sam and Ravi pehle se he mojuud they...and main ,Abeer ,Mangal ,Anjali ,Jiya ,Pooja ,Rajat, Deepak and ajay abhi abhi aae they...

Yahi thi apni puri team...

Deva-So problem ye hai ki Media hum sabki involvement police k sath kharaab way mein show kar raha hai like some news hain ki "Anjali wahi karti hai Jo AP usse kehta hai "..

Main-that is not true...

Deva- isliye problem ye hai ki Loggon ko humaari or Police ki jodi ajeeb way mein dikhrahi hai ...like hum normal log aise police k sath kaam nahi kar shaktey...

Mangal-True.

Deva-So iss problem kaa koi hall bataaiye Shri shri AP ji sochke..

Main-isme sochna kya hai bhai aisi problems mera dimag bina soche he solve kardeta hai...

Deva-toh bata koi solution...

Main- Simple, Hum Sabko Police kaa Public Adviser Declare kardo...I mean baaki states mein bhi toh hota hai kuch local log police K local advisers ki tarah kaam kartey or kuch important maamlo mein police ko guide bhi kartey ....

Deva-this is actually a very good idea...

Main-toh...

Anjali-Agreed...uske baad koi question nahi kar paaega ...

Deva-aaj he kardeta hun media mein announcement...

Main- ye sahi...

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Siren baj gaya I mean haweli kaa security alarm baj gaya yaani security breached...ye pehli baar suna hai Maine life mein ..kyunki isase pehle security kabhi breach hui he nahi...
Main-what the fuck...

Deva-Mangal Abeer jaldi se Andar jaao sabko secure karo...Deepika Meenu ko uske room mein lock kardo...

Abeer-Ji bhai...

Ye bolke Abeer ne gun uthaai uske piche piche Mangal ne or dono bhaagtey hue bahaar nikale or unke sath sath humlog bhi.....

Or Bahaar aake Jo dekha usko dekh hum sablog chownkey kyunki bahaar keval ek banda puri black ninja type outfit mein ek sath 5 guards ko dho raha tha woh bhi bahot he ashaani se uppar se black mask pehna tha woh jisase uska cehra bhi nahi dikhraha tha ... Utana hatta katta nahi tha woh 5" 7 height Kaafi slim body but skills bahot tagdey they uske..Usko dekhtey he main samjh gaya ki woh martial arts expert tha...humlog aage jaatey tabtak usne 5on guards ko Injured kardiya tha or naye 3 guards ko fight karne laga tha ....

Main-what the fuck....

Lekin woh aage kuch kar paata usase pehle Abeer ne uske thobdey par ek punch diya jisase lagtey he woh niche girra or guards ne guns uspar taandi....

Or fir usne mask nikaala or uska cehra dekhtey he meri gand fattke choraaha hogayi Abeer Jo uske saamne khadda tha woh bhi 4kadam piche ko hatt gaya ....darshall ye ek Ladki thi jiska face bahot he jyaada cute tha Jo Abeer k punch ne bigaad diya tha ...26-27 ki age Slim trim shareer lambe Baal Bhurri aankhein gora munh...
Or usse dekhtey he mere or Abeer k munh se ek sath nikalaa ...

Abeer & Main-Ami tu...
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Mujhe itana jyaada shock laga tha ki meri aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi thi aisi haalata meri kabhi nahi hui thi...or uppar se bhabhi or meenu bhi wahaan aagayi ...

Deva-tu jaanta hai isse...

Abeer-.h.h.h.h..hh.aan ...I m.m.mean nahi jaanta...AP bataaega...

Main-m.main kyun bataaunga be t.t.t.ttu bata...

Deva-are koi toh bataao ....

Main-ok OK ...so everyone inse Millo ye hai Ami and Ami this is my team...

Mangal-Abe woh Sab toh theek hai par ye hai kon...

Main- meri dost...

Mangal-abe thoda dhangse bataaega yaa thobda fodun tera..

Main-i mean OK lambi story hai fir bhi suno...Ye hai Ami Ye humein USA mein milli thi starting mein jab hum new they toh ek problem mein fansgaye they Life and death situation thi koi drug cartel k boss ne humein pakad liya tha Interpol agent samjh ke tab Ami aai or humein bachaaya in fact hum aaj issi ki wajah se jinda hain then humein pata chala ki ye USA Secret Service k liye as an Assassin kaam karti hai najaane kitane he criminals ko isane assassinate kiya tha USa government k liye she was the best in business young and deadly ..USa government kaa best Hitman thi ye 18 ki age se Government k liye kaam kar rahi thi ..Iski mom Indian or Iske dad American they isliye ye mix breed hai as iske cehre se dikh he raha hoga ...lekin fir secret service Ko koi dusra hitman millgaya or Ami ko ab kaafi secrets maalum hogaye they unke so woh isko Jinda nahi dekhna caahtey they isliye unhone isse he Target banaa diya Then ye humaare pass aai tab humne iski help ki or iski jaan bachaai ....

Ami-aage main bataati hun meri mom Jo TB patient thi uska ilaaj bhi isne he karwaaya 1.5 saal main inke sath he rahi ..AP meri life mein god ki tarah aaya isne naa keval meri jaan bachaai balki meri mom ki bhi jaan bachaai and then I promised him ki I owe my life to you tum Jo bhi kahoge woh main karlungi...

Main-and then Maine isko kahaa ki criminals ko Punish karna he tumhaara kaam hai or yahi Sab humlog kartey hain so why not join us and fight crime here...toh ye turant raaji hogayi...Start mein kuch visa problems ki wajah se ye humaare sath nahi aa paai but now she is here so everyone welcome Ami our new team member...

Babhi-Aww..bechaari ko khoon bhi nikal raha hai kisne maara isko...

Anjali-jaanwar he jaanwaron waale kaam karta hai thoda soch samjh k hath chalaaya kar bechaari kaa munh fod diya...

Main-tu permission leke Andar nahi aa shakti thi....

Ami-ye guards bole bina appointment Andar nahi jaa shaktey so mere pass koi option tha nahi...

Main-Whatever...So bhailog ye humaare sath yahin rahegi in future kissi ko koi problem ho toh bataado abhi bhagaadeta isko...

Babhi-Shutup idiot ...Aaww she is so cute...

Main- iski cuteness par nahi jaane kaa ye abhi k abhi hum sabko silently tapkaake nikal shakti hai or kissi ko khabbar takk naa hogi....

Babhi-Ami come here...let's go patch you up...

Ami-bahaar gaadi mein mera bags hain leke aajaao Abeer..

Main- Hindi ki maa behen hogi ab story mein BC ...mera bags nahi mere bags...

Ami-haan wahi..

Abeer- ek or point isko Hindi aati hai kaafi but fir bhi kaafi kuch nahi aata toh agar ye kuch ultaa pultaa bole toh English mein puchlena...

Main-tumlog chalo main or Jaanwar bag leke aatey hain...

Ye bolke woh Sab Andar gaye or main Abeer wahaan ek dusre ko taaktey khaddey rahe...

Main-this is so fucked up dude...

Abeer- ye toh gand he marr gayi ...

Main-i told you BC ki ye dhund he legi humein ....

Abeer- but story kya mast banaai tune...

Main- mujhe maalum tha ye aajaaegi Isliye story ready thi but itani jaldi aaegi ye naa maalum tha...

Abeer- she is too fast be ...

Main-oh dude ab kya karenge BC...

Abeer- tension not be ...apni toh help he hogi or Uppar se Ami jaisi team member bhosdk tereko millegi kahaan I mean itani smart itani tejj itani skilled uppar se trustable kitani baar jaan bachaai isne 1.5 saal mein Teri yaad haina.. Or meri bhi sathmein... Believe it or not tujhse jyaada uspar trust karta hun main BC...

Main-I know yaar but usko adjust karwaana iss atmosphere mein bahot tuff hai or agar nahi hui toh beta gand marr jaaegi ...tujhe maalum haina Assassin hai woh ek ...

Abeer- she is smart bhai or waise bhi Tu Jo bolega wahi woh karegi tere khilaaf jaane se pehle woh suicide karna theek samjhegi..so no problem at all...adjust hojaaegi woh....

Main-bhenchod itani toh kabhi nahi fatti meri...

Abeer- haan Sab confused they but Maan gaye puri baat as naa maananey kaa koi option bhi nahi tha....

Humlog bahaar aae toh ek taxi khaddi thi wahaan ...

Main-bhai kahaan se leke aaya tha usko...

Driver-Delhi Airport sahaab...

Main-bc...

Abeer -I told you she is smart ...

Main-are shyaam kaka ...

Shyaam -haan beta...

Main-2-3 guards ko leke aao toh ye samaan Andar lechalo....

Humne uss taxi waale ko paise diye and 2 bade bade bags usme se utaare...or Andar ki taraf chal paddey....

Main-lets hope for the best agar ye adjust hogayi toh BC duniya ki gand maardunga main....

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Update-13(The Intros)

Andar babhi Or Anjali Ami k thobde par dawaai laga rahe they or Ami kuch bataa rahi thi unko...

Ami-AP is like my godfather I know main age mein usase badi hun and all but woh meri life mein uss time aaya jab mere pass koi options nahi bachey they my life was almost over but he came and healed my life he saved my life and gave me a reason to live I am so thankful I got friends like him and Abeer...I owe my life to him...

Ispar Sab thoda emotional type hogaye najaane kyun unko kaafi touching lagi ye baat..

Main-she is my bodyguard you know...

Ye sunke sabne mereko khaa jaane waali najaron se dekha ..

Anjali-Shut up...kuch bhi bolta hai...

Babhi-Raipta khaaega thobdey par...

Main -arey puchlo usase caahe a Ami bata toh...

Ami -Yep kind of his bodyguard you can say...
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Main-lo ab bolo...

Anjali-Shut up...

Main-majaak kar rela tha
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Fir kaafi derr takk baat chit challi wahaan par sablog Ami se comfortable they koi darr koi shakk kissi k Mann mein nahi tha jiske do reasons they no.1 woh thi he aisi duniya k liye killer or hum Sab k liye loyal friend...No.2 uski guarantee Maine Lee thi toh sablog aankh bandh karke uspar Vishwash kar shaktey they ..or ye kaafi achi baat thi ki Sab ghull mill jaaein kyunki isko toh last takk jaana hai
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Or kaafi derr baad jab Anjali ko police station se call aaya toh woh and baaki nikal liye shayad koi case tha....Bhai bhi party office k liye nikal gaye ...

Main-Laa tereko room dikhaadeta tera aaja...

Ami-By the way babhi Ji this house is so cute...

Main-this is called haweli itana bada house dekha hai kabhi tune jaahil ganwaar....

Babhi-Tu maar khaaega beta aaj...Ami select whichever room you like...

Main-Abeer iska samaan uthaa toh...

Uska samaan leke hum teeno uppar aae mere room k left mein Ravi kaa room tha or right kaa khaali tha wahin Ami ko bhejne waala tha main...isliye humlog uppar gaye room khola or uska samaan rakha...

Ami-Wow!this room is huge and so cool...

Main-I know...woh chhod tu idhar kaise ...?

Ami-bola toh tha ki I will find you...tu kahin bhi jaa tujhe dhund he lungi main...

Main-fir bhi ittani jaldi....

Ami-I am smart...By the way nice backup story back there....

Main-i know I am smarter then you... Listen yaad rakhna tera only challenge hai yahaan adjust hona ye woh Sab nahi hai ki jisko Mann kiya thok diya jo milla uska hath Todd diya ye Sab nahi challega ...agar adjust nahi hui toh tu waapis jaaegi....

Ami-jarurat nahi hai uski...now can I hug you guyss...I missed you guys so so so so much....

Main-no hugging at all...

Ami-ok thankyou...

Ye bolke woh merese Galle milli ....

Main- Met my Bhai and babhi....

Ami-Yep your babhi is so cute and adorable yaar woh toh even meri side bhi leti hain aajtak kissi ne meri side nahi Lee I love her ..

Main-shut up...Sun Mujhse jyaada unlog par trust kar shakti hai tu ...aage kai baar aisi situations aaengi ki tumhe ek ko choose karna hoga yaad rakhna humessa unlog ko choose karna ...bhai and Babhi are like god to me....

Ami-i will die before going against you...

Main-That was an order....or chhod mujhe ab sans nahi aaraha hai...

Fir woh Abeer se Galle milli...

Abeer-I told him ki tu jaldi aaegi...

Ami- you know me dude I am the smartest one in the room...

Main- aham -aham...

Ami-ohh!sorry second smartest..

Main- better....Ab sun sabko tu jaanti he hai Kon kaisa hai kon k karta hai wagairaah wagairaah Anjali is a Police officer as you know ...

Ami-yeah...

Main-toh main tujhko uske sath bhejunga woh tujhe Sab seekha degi yahaan kaa atmosphere, discipline kaise behave karna hai + tu cases mein help kar shakti hai uski...

Ami-ok sir anything else...

Main- rest le ...or yaad rakh Jo Maine samjhaaya...

Ami-Sure....tera room kidhar par hai...

Main-Side mein ...

Ami-ok ...

Main-agar disturb kiya toh munh fod dunga ...

Uske baad main or Abeer bahaar aagaye ...

Abeer-abe tension naa le woh Sab dekhlegi...

Main-lets hope for the best...

Uske baad main or Abeer shopping k liye gaye or bharr bharr k kapde and shoes le liye..... Insab mein he aaj ka din nikal gaya meri marksheet bhi aachuki thi toh kal admission k liye jaana tha college mein...

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Update-14(College-1)


Isliye main subah jaldi utha or chakka chakk ready hogaya ...as you know babhi ko showoff bilkul passand nahi hai fir bhi Maine aaj aaj Maserati le jaane ki permission le li babhi se...

Naastey k badd hum teeno car mein sanwaar hue or nikal paddey full swag se college ki taraf ...

Main-Ab bataao college mein kya kuch program hai...Kon kya hai kab hai kahaan hai....

Sam-college mein bahot gandmasti chalti hai be...sun Rohit ne iss baar Presidential Election nahi lada as Mangal ne mana kiya tha taaki dusron ko chances mille ,toh naya President aaya hai powerful background se hai woh ... ab sun couples k baare mein Teri ex Sana Lucky ki current hai ,Divya k sath Ajit set hai woh Riya kaa bhai Ajit ,Ashish or ACP ki laundiya Arushi set hain ,Ritu ne bhi new bf dhund liya hai but utana serious relationship nahi hai Akshat naam hai ladke kaa ...

Main-bhen k lawde Sab set hain ...or tum dono...

Sam-hatt lawda apana moto bhoolgaya kya 1 glass dudh k liye koi gaaein (cow)thodi baandhta hai....

Main-j baat...

Sam-ab baari aai Riya ki toh tension naa le woh abhi single hai but uske piche bhi Ek londa padda hai Abhi naam hai current college president wahi hai...Riya utana bhaav nahi deti usko but woh hath dhoke piche padda hai....

Main-who gives a phakk men ...

Sam-ek do new characters bhi hain jinko jaake dekhliyo tu..baaki Sab jaananey laayak nahi hai....

Main-toh Abhi ye president hai new....

Sam-haan or Koi khaas banda ladda nahi election toh jeetgaya ye ..Ashish lucky Ajit or unki girlfriends ussi ko support kartey Sab...

Main- sahi hai BC ...

Sam-college wahi log chalaatey woh humse panga nahi letey or naa hum unki gand fodtey...

Main-Kull milaake college kaa scene sahi hai...ek kaam kar saare contacts transfer kardey Tere phone se Jo important hain..

Sam-laa...

Thodi derr baad humlog college pohanchey BC hulliya he bigad gaya tha college kaa main gate k bahaar he uss jhant baraabar President k posters lage they jispar jhant baraabar slogans likhe they...Maine Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-Wassup biatch...

Rohit-oh my gaawd finally mereko yaad kiya tune...

main- aatey he busy hogaya tha yaar time nahi milla bilkul bhi uppar se mobile wagairaah nahi tha or naa he no. Tha tera yaad or no. miltey he tereko yaad kiya ...

Rohit -Kahaan hai..

Main- college k bahaar he hun aaja tu gate par...

Rohit-aaraha hun 10 minutes mein, ghar se nikala hun abhi...

Main-chal tabtak admission leleta main ...

Rohit-admission mein dikkat hogi I guess...

Main-kaaeko be..

Rohit-principal strict hai...

Main-gand fod dunga bhosdk Tere principal ki...

Rohit-usase pehle deva bhai se baat karliyo principal thoda high level kaa aadmi hai ...kaafi contacts hain iske...

Main-aisa kya...

Rohit-dekhliyo Tere hissab se...

Main-ok...

Call disconnected...

Main- bhosdko principal k baare mein bataana bhool he gaye ...

Ravi- sorry ye toh BC skip he hogaya tha ...BC ye toh badi film hai opposition kaa supporter hai Or ek Samaaz Sevi bhi, kaafi support hai iske pass or contacts bhi kaafi high hain iske...uppar se ek respected personality hai ...public welfare k liye kaafi kaam kiye hain toh local support bhi hai...central government mein bhi iske suggestions chaltey hain...

Main-iski maa kaa Burj Khalifa ye kahaan se aagaya ab story mein...last edit mein daaldiya hoga BC....

Ravi-chup be gandu ...

Main- let's see pehle main baat karleta hun usase fir dekhenge Agar baat nahi bani toh ...

Sam-chal humlog class jaatey hain tabtak...

Main-jaao bye...

Sam-bye...

Ravi-see u...

Undono k jaane k baad main car parking mein leke gaya jahaan BC lovers point bana hua tha kaafi saare couples idhar udhar khaddey they Maine gaadi park ki toh BC sabki aankhein car par he rukk gayi Issi liye toh leke aaya tha BC car...fir car mein se main uttara or mujhe dekh k wohlog or shocked they BC as puraane students toh mujhe bahot ache se jaantey hain kyunki kaafi kand kiye hain college k andar past mein...unmein se kuch ne hath uthaake wave kiya kuch ne hello bola kuch ne namstey bhi kiya but mujhe unke faces se laga ki jyaada khuss they nahi wohlog mujhe dekh k reason maybe ye tha ki main kaafi time takk gayab tha or ab waapis aake in Sab ki gand fodne waala tha isliye inki pehle he fatt gayi thi ..Isliye lawde jaisa munh banaake dekh rahe they mujhe bhen k lawde.....

Main parking se bahaar aaya toh kaafi log mujhe dekh k khuss they kaafi surprised they and kaafi ki gand jall gayi thi Jo unke cehron se saaf dikhaai de raha tha ...lekin mera kuch nahi ukhaad shaktey they woh isliye main seedha principal k office ki taraf chal diya or BC jhant baraabar log ghurrtey rahe mereko ...or meri gand tab marri jab mujhe pata chala ki principal kaa office ab uss jagah nahi hai jahaan pehle tha ...

Main-bhen k lawddo offices bhi koi shift karta hai kya ...puchna padega kissi se....

Mere saamne do ladke khaddey they Jo kitab leke koi doubts clear karwaa rahe they or unki doubts clear kar rahi thi ek cute si maal Ladki jokes apart bhenchod gajab Sundar dikhrahi thi woh Ladki aankhon par chasma kaale Baal medium height slim trim sareer kaafi cute thi woh...

Toh kya ye heroine hai bhai...

Main-abe gandmarre gand mein daal le heroine bhosdk apna type naam ki bhi koi cheej hoti hai BC ab najaane kitani cute Ladkiyaan hain iss college mein toh sabko heroine lega kya be...

But ye bahot cute hai....

Main- agreed but apne type ki nahi hai isliye no heroine...

Main uss group k pass gaya ..

Main-hello bhai ye principal office kidhar par hai...

Ye sun unlog ne meri taraf dekha or unmein se ek ladke kaa thobda mujhe thoda jaana pehchaana laga...

Ladka1-AP bhai aap..

Main-yo wassup...autograph lega...

Ladka-pehchaana mujhe ...

Main- actually 50-50 tera face kidhar toh bhi dekhela lag rela hai but naam yaad nahi...

Ladka-Main Anshul ...

Main-ek second Tu Ruhi kaa bhai hai ...

Ladka-Haan..

Main-Oh great yaad aagaya tumhaare ghar aaya tha tab milla tha terese ...

Anshul-haan...Finally aap aa he gaye ..

Main-Yo aana he padda...abtoh college mein bhi aa jaaunga ...

Anshul- That is great news...waise bhi college mein ab taanasaahi kaa Raj chalta hai aap he sambhall lo ...

Main-yo dekhenge kya dikkat hai...ye toh bata Principal office kidhar hai...pehle toh yahin hota tha...

Anshul-aao main chhod deta Aapko...

Main-thanks men...

Anshul-Waise meet my friends ye hai Sunil and Ye Hai Mouni...

Main-hi ...nice to meet you...

Mouni-Same...

Sunil- Hello bhai...

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Update-15(College-2)


Anshul mereko sath leke chal diya or sath mein Sunil or Mouni bhi...

Main-ye harr jagah poster lagaane ki permission kon deta haibe ...

Anshul-KON kya bhai President Abhi daalta hai khudki permission se ...

Main- bahot sahi....

Anshul-ussi ki chalti hai bhai yahaan sab ...Jo usko karwaana hota hai uske liye woh college bandh karwaadeta hai hadtaal karwaadeta hai. .....

Main-Hmm Rohit ko waapis leke aana padega...

Anshul-Mana kardetein hain Rohit bhai harr baar ab toh kaafi lambe time se college mein bhi nahi aae hain...ye Abhi k supporters dikkat detey unko...

Main- woh isliye kyunki uske hath baandh rakhe hain humne he warna pichle 4 saal se usase better Student leader naa koi hua hai naa koi hoga...ye kal kaa ladka usko dikkat dega aji ghanta Papa Haryana Government mein Educational Minister hain uske uppar se Humaare family friend uska bass chale toh abhi firse election karwaake banjaae president ...

Mouni-True..

Main-ye principal kaa kya scene hai...mera admission accept karega yaa nahi ...

Anshul-Normally nahi kartey woh accept unke liye rules bahot important hain...but aapka toh influence hai kaafi hojaaega aaram se...

Main- badhiya...

Anshul-Woh saamne hai AP bhai Office...

Main-thanks dudes for helping me...

Anshul-no problem bhai anytime ..

Ye sunke main office k saamne aaya bahaar ek peon kaka khaddey they..

Main-kaka Andar jaana hai sir kab free honge...

Kaka-Jaao beta abhi free he hain...

Main-thanks..

Ye bolke maine gate knock kiya or Andar se ek bhaari bharkam awaaj aai...""Come In""..

Jisse sunke main Andar enter hua toh Andar Ek 50-55 age kaa thoda budhau type aadmi baitha tha well dressed well behaved or uske aage name plate par likha tha "Aalok Rawat Principal"... Usne meri taraf koi dhyaan nahi diya as woh niche table par kuch padh raha tha ....

Main-Good Morning Sir...

Ispar usne bina meri taraf dekhe kahaa..

Aalok-Morning Please sit down...

Main-thanks sir...

Aalok-Now tell me your Doubt...

Main-doubt...?

Aalok-yeah doubt tumhe complaint karni haina ...

Main-No off course not sir ...Main toh yahaan admission k liye aaya hun...

Ye sunke usne apni gardan uthaai or ek najar se mujhe dekha kuch seconds k liye or firse gardan niche karli...

Aalok-Admission what admission...

Main-Admission in this college Sir for me...

Aalok- Get out. .

Main-excuse me...

Aalok-Get out...Admission procedure end hue almost 10 months hogaye hain...so you are late...and if next year k liye aae ho toh you are very early...

Main-Sir main issi saal k liye aaya hun I know I am late but meri majboori thi you know myself...

Aalok-Mr. AP I know very well ki aap kon hain...

Main-Are waah thankyou thankyou sir...so Aapko toh maalum he hoga main kahaan tha kiss haal mein tha...isliye late hogaya and I don't want to miss another year I can still catch up on my studies...

Aalok-ha ha ha ....Very funny now get out...koi admission nahi hoga abhi next year aana ...

Iski maa kaa bhosdaa bhen k lawde budhau daai chhod dunga teri...

Nahi be Dhyaan rakh Isase nahi ulajhna calm rehh..

Main-Sir try to understand ...

Aalok-dekho main ek baat ko baar baar nahi repeat karta I made myself perfectly clear so please leave.. Or by the way tumne 12th kab ki jabki tum toh exams k time yahaan they he nahi...

Main-Distance se Sir...

Aalok- are you kidding me foreign country mein board Executive ko bheja tumhaare liye..

Main-Sir ek student ki life kaa sawaal tha bhejna toh tha he or waise bhi uske aane jaane rehne kaa saara intejaam humne he karwaaya government k bus papers k paise lage wahaan...

Aalok-Or no. Kitane mille tumhe...

What the fuck bhenchod no. Toh dekhe he nahi Marksheet mein iski maa kaa fill in the blanks ...

Main-W.w..ww.oh sir 90% approximately...

Aalok-great ...So next year bhi aap eligible honge admission k liye best of luck now leave... Or I will call the security...

Bhosdk peon ko security bolta hai...

Main khadda hua or bahaar ki taraf jaane laga toh woh principal bola...

Aalok-please next year bhi matt apply karna I don't want any Murderer in my college....

Main-abe BH....

Control bhosdk control control... Abhi gaali nikal jaati....

Main bina kuch kahe bahaar aaya Lamba saa sans liya or Khudko shant karne laga ...

Main-Iski maa kaa bhosdaa bhenchod jhant k Baal Teri maa ki chut bhosdk ...saala samjhta kya hai Khudko iski daai chhod dunga BC jhant naa ukhaad paaega mera...

Maine gusse mein he bhai ko call lagaaya.

Deva-hello...

Main- ghantey kaa hello...

Deva-kya hua. ?

Main-ye chutiya principal mera admission accept nahi kar raha hai ...

Deva-tune kuch kahaa toh nahi usse....

Main-abtak toh nahi lekin jyaada karega toh pell dunga sale ko...

Deva-tujhe kuch bhi nahi karna woh pohanch waala aadmi hai...

Main-i know I know toh ab admission kaa kya karun...

Deva-Apne Jo Education minister hain Rohit k papa woh Uske kaafi ache dost hain main unko bhej deta hun woh baat karlenge hojaaega admission bus tu kuch naa boliyo...

Main-ok...

Call disconnected...

Main- ajeeb chutiyaapa hai bhenchod aajkal political log principal ban jaatey hain bhenchod admission nahi karwaana matt karwaa aise chutiyon ki tarah kya lodupaa kar raha hai bc...saala Murderer bolta hai mereko bhenchod ...

Main gaali detey detey ek side aagaya ...or Rohit ko call kiya .

Main-bhen k lawde Bangkok se aaraha hai kya itani derr. .

Rohit-mill liya lagta hai principal se hahaha...

Main-bhosdk hansta kya hai...

Rohit-abe chill canteen mein baith main aaraha hun bus....laxman hoga wahin...

Main-jaldi..

Phone cut karke main canteen ki taraf chal diya Jo pehle waali jagah par he thi thankgod lekin renovation uska bhi hogaya tha...Rohit k according abtak laxman he in charge hai canteen kaa chalo sahi hai ek banda toh kaam kaa hua idhar...Main Andar enter hua toh wahaan bheeed dekh k aankh khull gayi meri...bhenchod full too bheed thi udhar par lawde log subah subah bhi yahaan baithey hain college mein kya gand marwaane aatey hain BC ...Maine idhar udhar laxman ko dekha toh woh wahaan nahi milla ...lekin tabhi koi piche se mera naam pukaara or ye jhant baraabar awaaj mujhe jaani pehchaani lagi...

Main-Beta Ashish ...

Mere just left mein ek table k chaaron taraf Ashish, Ajit,Arushi ,Sana and Divya baithey they ....

Or ye tha in log se mera pehla Meet Up mujhe dekh kar woh log k thobdey par surprise or Khussi k bhaav they Jo achi baat thi kyunki mujhe maalum tha Mere bina Ashish ko bhi koi nahi puchega as lucky ne usko koi chutiya se post de rakhi hogi jiska koi matlab nahi hoga ....

Ashish khadda hua mujhse Galle milla or fir Ek ek kar Sab galle mille Sabse jyaada khuss Arushi Or Ashish they or sabse kam Sana thi jiska reason unknown tha maybe lucky k sath reh kar chutiya hogaya ho dimag lekin fir same baat who cares...

Ashish-Bc kaisa hai be..

Main-mast beta apni suna...

Ashish-Bus kat rahi hai jindagi ...

Main-kategi he beta mere bina tereko puchhega kon...

Ashish-Ye bhi hai BC..

Ajit-Kaisa hai bhai...

Main-Are mast Ajit tu kaisa hai...

Ajit-Same katt rahi hai jindagi...

Main-lol tumhaara bhi wahi haal hai kya....

Ajit-Almost ...

Arushi-Hi...

Main-hi..how are you...

Arushi-Good Very good..

Main-chasma kidhar par gaya tumhaara ...

Arushi-
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ab jarurat nahi padti...

Main-Nice..or Mummy ji kaisi hain...

Arushi-Bahot badhiya ....

Main-Divya ji kaisi ho...

Ispar Divya hanspaddi...

Divya-Badhiya hun Sir or aapke aane k baad or bhi badhiya...
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Main- shabbas....

Sana-Hey AP..

Main-Hi...

Ashish-Baith naa bhai khadda kya hai...

Main Ashish k bagal waali chair par baitha or baaki sabki tarah inhone bhi wahi bakchod sawaal kiye kahaan tha kyun tha kab tha ...or Maine bhi inko bataa diya ki main kahaan tha jyaada jaankari inko nahi di bus ye bataaya main kahaan tha karke ..

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Update-16(Admission Suxxefoooool)

Ashish-Bhai its so Good To have you back...BC Tere bina Sab kuch suna hogaya tha ...

Main-maanta hai ki nahi BC...

Ashish-bilkul bhai pehle nahi maanta tha but jabse tu gayab hua tabse maananey laga hun...

Main-Mujhe pata he tha BC mere jaane k baad yahi boring life hogi tumhaari...

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone Baja Jo haryana k education minister Ramesh Singh kaa tha Ye humaari party k khass hain or Rohit k dad bhi...

Main-Ji uncle...

Ramesh-AP I am in college aaja mill letey hain Principal Sahaab se..

Main-you go talk to him naa I ain't coming... Sab confirm hojaae tab bulaa Lena aap..

Ramesh-Ok Main baat karta hun...

Main-Ok bye....

Call disconnected...

Tabhi wahaan Rohit aagaya ...usse dekh even Ashish wagairaah bhi shocked they as I think woh aajkal kaafi kam college aata hai yaa maybe bahot jyaada kam...

Main-Bc Wakanda se aaya kya...

Main uthke usase Galle milla...

Rohit-bhenchod I missed you so so so much bhai.....

Main-Same yaar ...

Rohit-kaisa hai tu..

Main-fit and fine ...

Maine dekha ki Rohit thoda Emotional horaha tha mujhe dekh ke isliye main usko aaram se bola.

Main-Bc Rona nahi be beijatti hojaaegi..

Rohit-hatt BC...

Main-Gajab..

Rohit-Kaise ho bacha party...

Ashish-bus badhiya kaafi time baad darshan diye ...

Rohit-busy tha bro...

Main- aa baith BC...

Rohit ne ek chair Lee or mere bagal mein baithgaya ...

Main-A Rohit Tere papa aae hain college mein ...

Rohit-kya BC kab kyun kahaan...?

Main-mere admission k liye be chill kar...

Rohit-Bc Tere admission k chakkar mein meri lag jaaegi...

Main-Main hun naa BC tension not...

Rohit-President se milla...

Main-kaaeka president...

Rohit-College president Abhi...

Main- Naa I don't care aise president 36 ghumtey hain ...

Rohit-Ye Sab ussi k supporters hain...

Main-lol,Sahi hai...

Ashish-Or kisko support kartey bhai ek wahi toh tha tu toh khadda nahi hua or kisko kartey support ...

Rohit-Bore hogaya tha BC ...

Main-Sahi kiya..let them enjoy...

Rohit-wahi kar raha main.. apun koi taang nahi adaata unke bich I don't even care ab students complaint leke aatey ki Rohit bhai President and team help nahi kar rahi main bhagaadeta saalon ko ki Vote aisi taisi karwaane ko diya tha BC...

Sana-We don't need any kind of help we can manage ourselves tumlog apna dekho...

Main-oh Teri ki..lol...

Rohit-Sabke parr nikal aae hain BC dekhle..

main- again apne ko ghanta farak nahi padta...Ye bc laxman canteen khulli chhodke kidhar gaya ...

Rohit-uske punter log toh yahin Hain woh bhi yahin kahin hoga ...woh aagaaya le...

Main-bc kahaan gayab rehta haibe chutiye...

Laxman mujhe dekh k kaafi shocked tha woh gate par he rukk gaya almost uski aankhon mein aanshu aagaye they ...(As laxman mera khass tha Kaafi time se usko jaanta hun main or uski kaafi help bhi ki hai Maine Paison se bhi or waise bhi college main tabse aata jaata tha jab main 9th class mein tha Tab Rohit Btech mein tha idhar or main Sam Or Ravi uske sath idhar ladkiyon par line maarne aatey they befaltu fukrapanthi karne tabhi Laxman se jaan pehchaan hui thi pehle iski dukaan college k bahaar thi choti si fir Maine 3 saal pehle Canteen kaa tender bharrne ko kahaa isko paise diye toh isne bharra Rohit tab president tha toh ussne tender approve karwaaya or ye yahaan aagaya...mereko bhai maanta hai ye ...age hogi 25-26 iski Dikhne mein normal middle class banda hai Jo sabko respect deta hai )Back to present...

Main-Aise kya dekh raha original hun be...

Ye sun woh bhag k aake mere Galle milla...

Laxman-bhai jaan he challi gayi thi tumhaare sath ab jaake kaleje ko chain milla ..

Main-Tujhe toh nahi but Teri coffee or chaai ko bahot miss kiya BC wahaan ..

Lax-ek he baat hai bhai ..Bus aapke sath sath college ki bhi ronak challi gayi thi...

As scene thoda loud hogaya toh almost canteen mein baithey hue sab ko ye maalum hogaya ki AP bhai aaela hai or as usual mujhe jealousy ,surprise ,Happiness or anger k mille julle expressions mille lekin again I don't care ...

Mera phone firse Baja iss baar bhi Ramesh uncle he they...

Main-Ji uncle...

Ramesh-aaja office mein hogaya Kaam...

Main-Arrey gajab Thanks uncle...

Ramesh-Rohit aaya hai college ..?

Main-haan.. Woh kyun nahi aaega...

Ramesh-Usko bhi sath leke aana idhar....

Main-Sure Uncle...

Call disconnected....

Main-A Rohit....

Rohit-haan...

Main-chal aaja tujhe bhi office bulaaya hai Uncle ne....

Rohit-phakk BC main bola tha tereko meri marregi...

Main- tension not be main dekh lunga ...

Rohit-Bhai ab toh tu he hai...

Main-Ok bhailog Jaldi miltey hain ....laxu aake coffee peeta ...

Laxman-anytime bhai...

Ye bolke Main Or Rohit Khaddey hue or office ki taraf chal diye ....

Main-Tu bhosdk college kyun nahi aata be...

Rohit-bore hogaya hun yaar idhar BC woh president k chamche chutiyaapa kartey fir mereko gussa aata uppar se Mangal bhai bole hain ki bilkul shant rehna hai toh main keval mere lectures k time aata kabhi kabhaar ...ab tu aagaya hai toh rojj aaunga...

Main-yo ...

Rohit- waise Teri ex tujhe dekh k khuss nahi lagrahi....

Main-kon Sana ...

Rohit-haan...

Main-Bhai Lucky k sath Rehti hai woh Or woh lawda meri shakal se bhi darrta hai toh bharrdiya hoga dimag mein sabkuch toh ye bhi jalllney lagi but apan ko kya Matlab gand marwaae BC....

Rohit-Sahi bola...

Hum dono principal office mein aae toh Ramesh uncle or woh principal bada Hans-2 k baatein kar rahe they acha yaarana lagta hai BC...

Raman-Aao aao AP...

Main-Ji Uncle...

Raman-Aap bhi aaiye Sahaabjaadey...

Rohit-Hi dad...

Raman- Principal sir kehrahe hain aajkal tumhaari complaint nahi aati koi...

Main-Ye toh achi baat haina uncle sudhar gaya hai ye ,padhaai mein dhyaan deta hai ab ...

Raman-Mujhe badi mushqill se vishwash hua but Jo bhi hai achi baat hai ...

Main-(aaram Se) Complaint tab naa aaegi BC jab college aaega ...

Rohit-chup be..

Raman-kuch kaha tumne....

Rohit-nahi dad nothing...

Raman-so Jo bhi hai keval padhaai mein he matt ghuss k reh jaana Other activities bhi jaruri hain...

Main-are tension not uncle ab main sambhall lunga isko....

Rama -Great toh tum pohancho class AP tum aajao idhar...

Uske baad Rohit wahaan se nikal liya or Main aage aaya ...

Raman-please have a seat.....

Aalok-Dekho AP jaisa ki Raman ji bhi jaantey hain main apne rules nahi todta kabhi nahi but tumhaara case alag hai Raman ji ne bataaya tum kin haalaaton se gujre ho already tumhaara kaafi time barbaad hochuka hai study k field mein or main nahi caahta ki tum or piche raho ..Isliye I accept your admission ...

Main- thankyou sir...

Aalok-and yet Maine mere rules k khilaaf jaakar tumhe iss college mein liya hai toh meri najar humessa tumpar rahegi and also sab teachers k liye bhi tumhaari guarantee main loonga toh kuch baatein jinka tumhe khass dhyaan rakhna hai no.1 jaisa tumne kahaa tha ki tum Abhi bhi syllabus cover kar shaktey ho exams se pehle toh bus wahi karna hai abhi next semester exams tumhe clear karne hain taaki teachers khuss rahein tumse no.2 No unnecessary fights tumhe koi befaltu kaa scene create nahi karna hai apne kaam se kaam rakho ...Tumhe ek sensible student banke rehna hai jitani jyaada tumhaari complaints hongi utane he tumhaare chances honge iss college se bahaar nikaale jaane k ...Understood..?

Main-yes sir.......

Lawde kaa yes bhenchod sidha sidha boldey meri gand maarni hai bhen k lawde aise indirectly kya rules samjha raha BC...

Aalok-so apne documents leke first floor par jaao main wahaan phone kardeta hun tumhaara admission hojaaega ...

Main- thankyou sir...

Raman-Ok toh Aalok main bhi nikalta hun thanks for the help...

Aalok-No problem at all ...Its good to meet you as always...

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Update-17(Clearing Some Doubts)

Main or Ramesh uncle Principal office se bahaar aae ...

Main-ye kya aadmi hai uncle...

Ramesh-Suru se he Aisha hai beta ye Opposition mein haina isliye jalta hai apnese iski beti opposition ki MLa hai ye humessa kehta hai ki main political nahi hun but election mein apni beti k liye khoob vote maange they isne.....Apni Samaaj sevi image ki kaafi madad milli isko ki iski beti jeet gayi wahaan se...But no doubt he is a good person for people kaafi kaam kiye hain loggon k issne pehle bhi or ab bhi Rules k baare mein strict hai jisko ek baar apni target list mein daaldey matlab pichha nahi chhodta ab tumhe Jo rules bataae hain isne unko follow karna kyunki ye ab mouke dhundega tumhe nikaalne k but befaltu nahi nikaalega as iski ego nahi maanegi ...

Main-ajeeb phsyco aadmi hai ye toh fir...

Ramesh-college mein yahi naam tha iska
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Main-hahaha gajab ye sahi milla...

Ramesh-ok AP take care or dhyaan rahe iske radar se durr rehna warna fir dikkat hojaaegi main nahi caahta iske sath clash ho humaara kyunki image bahot kharaab hojaaegi party ki isliye iska transfer wagairaah nahi karunga main .warna iss college se 15 minutes mein hatawaadun isko 15 chhodo 2 minutes mein but bawaal hojaaega uske baad Jo main or Deva bhai Dono he nahi caahtey..toh tum dhyaan rakhna...

Main-sure uncle main iski diary kaa woh good thing bad thing waala counter baraabar rakhunga
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Ramesh-Ok
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jaao admission karwaalo..

Main-bye...

Ye bolke main uppar gaya or wahaan Staff Room mein pohancha wahaan already Principal kaa phone aa chuka tha isliye unhone mere documents liye BC Mangal ne 87% no. Chhadwaa rakhe they 12th k
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gajab BC but itane no. Le shakta tha main aaram se agar padhta toh ...fees system online tha toh Maine Rishi KO call kiya ...

Rishi-ji Sir...

Main-Abe meri fees pay kariyo toh ...

Rishi-college ki...

Main-or kya be drugs ki dega ...sun Maine inka account no. Diya hai msg mein tereko...

Rishi-haan hai mere pass already kitane karun...

Main-ek second ..

Maine wahaan baithey in charge ko firse disturb kiya Jo apne phone mein bhaari busy tha ...

Main-Sir...

Incharge-ji ...

Main-fees kitani hai...

Incharge-Sir uske liye alag alag options hai apne pass agar Aapko semester wise bharni hai toh Aapko last semester ki bhi bharrni padegi or uppar se late fees late fees per day 500 rupees hai or aap I guess approximately 250 din late ho toh uske 125000 rupees honge alag se ..

Main-iski maa kaa loot machi paddi hai hai BC....total kitane honge sir 8 semesters k...

Usne calculter uthaaya ...10 minute ussi mein laga raha Rishi ne call hold par rakh diya ...

Incharge -So dekhiye sir saari late charges +tuition fees + extra activity charges milaake total Aapko 1920670 Rs/- only...4 saal k liye...

Main-ek 0 extra lag gayi sir...

Incharge-No Sir its Nineteen Lakh twenty thousand Six hundred and Seventy rupees...
Iski maa kaa Tom and Jerry are bhosdk ye toh maa he chhod di education system ki bhenchod 2Million fees bhi koi maadarchod leta hai kya BC loot macha rakhi hai madarchod ye kiss gandu kaa college hai BC..

Main-Holy crap 20 laakh 2 million rupees A Rishi suna tune...

Rishi-Haan bhai kar Raha 20Laakh Inko transfer ...

Main-Abe transfer k lawde 20laakh rupaaye ...

Rishi-haan bhai wahi toh bola 20laakh right ?

Main-Abe right kya 20lakh bhi koi fees hoti hai ...

Rishi-beta ji ab aap 12th class mein nahi ho North India k top Private college mein ho ...rukk main karta transfer...

Main-abe suntoh...

Lekin tabtak usne firse hold par rakh diya call ..

Main-Sir seriously 20 laakh rupees Matlab lower or middle class toh admission le he nahi shaktey...

Incharge -aisa nahi hai sir unke liye alag se seats hoti hain cast wise ...

Main-bhai cast wise nahi BPL k according honi caahiye...

Incharge- Sir uske according he hota hai aap puri baat toh suno hum pehle Family ki source income jaantey hain proofs se fir uske according fees Lee jaati hai or fir uppar se Scholarship tests bhi hotey hain jinmein hum top 100 students ki toh 97% fees maaf kar detey hain ...uske alaawa bhi test clear karne waalon ki fees kam hoti hai...

Main-Bhai ye system bada ajeeb hai ...

Incharge-Phone Par Rishi Singh haina ..?

Main-Haan lekin aapko kaise maalum...

Incharge-Aap AP ho Rishi se baat kar rahe ho toh wahi honge ...

Main-usko jaantey ho good ...

Incharge-kya baat kartey ho sir Unko nahi jaanenge toh kisse jaanenge Roji Roti wahin se hoti hai...achaa unko bolna fees submitting confirm karlein....

Main-Bhai woh toh karlega but yahaan toh tumhe karni padegi naa account mein ...

Incharge-Woh bhi wahi karenge sir...

Main-bol kya rahe ho yaar aap...

Incharge-aap kuch confuse hain shayad sir...unse baat karlo ek baar...

Maine phone doobara kaan par lagaaya ...

Main-Abe ...

Rishi-haan sun liya Maine hold hataa rakha tha...chutiye harr jagah beijatti karwaata hai..

Main- MATLAB...? Or haan inke account tu kyun check karega ...or ye rojj roti tu kaise chalaata inki..?

Rishi-Abe Chutiye Ye college kiska hai...

Main-kiska hai Matlab...? Ummmm! Oh shit...

Rishi-Exactly humaara ...

Main-iski maa kaa bhosdaa bhoolgaya tha ye toh...mind se total skip hogaya tha be...

Rishi-bataaya toh tha tereko jab deva bhai college gaye they last time uss principal ko nikaala tha...

Main-Woh Sab last part mein tha bhoolgaya abtak main...

Rishi- haan toh chutiye accounts main he dekhunga naa inke..or abhi Jo tu education system ko gaali deraha tha naa woh Maine he banaaya hai or India mein sabse best education system hai woh suna entire India mein ...humaare yahaan BPL k sabse jyaada students hain Jo affordable fees mein yahaan padh rahe hain ..they are getting the best education in India ...hum cast yaa religion k hissab se nahi talent or haalaat k hissab se fees letey ...bus hum jaise ameeron se complete fees letey kyunki college nukshaan mein nahi chala shaktey ...profit kaa 1 rupyaa nahi caahiye humein college se but loss is bad...

Main-tu toh emotional hogaya yaar main toh aise he behak gaya tha chhod tu meri fees hogayi naa submit...?

Rishi-Hogayi...admission succeeded...

Main-thanks chal bye ....

Rishi-ek bhosdk yaad rakha kar kya humaara hai harr jagah beijatti naa karwaaya kar....

Main-ok love you too bhai bye...

Call disconnected...

Incharge-Hogaya Sir doubt clear....

Main- doubt nahi Bhai bus firkee leraha tha tumhaari ki kaise kaam kartey ho warna main kitana tejj hun ye toh maalum he hoga...

Incharge-Just Abhi dekha sir...

BC college humaara he hai Rishi sach bolta hai Mujhe family history mein ghussana padega aise toh beijjati hojaaya karegi baar baar...toh ye BC principal ki kya aukaat apne saamne ...ek minute aukaat hai woh badi party hai bhai usko kuch nahi kehna warna media or public gand maardegi ...jyaada college college karega toh gand maar dega koi waise bhi abhi bahot kaam baaki hain...

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Update-18(Nicki Mam)

Mujhe office mein 1ghantey se uppar lag gaya uske baad uss jhant baraabar incharge ne meri photo maangi ...

Incharge-Myself Pawan Sir...

Main-Nice too meet you...

Pawan-Yahaan Camera k saamne aaiye sir...I card k liye photo leni hain..

Main-Get up mast nahi hai yaar abhi BC bandar k tattey jaisi shakal hogayi hai... suno main Email karta aapko meri faadu c photo woh lagaadena apne phone kaa camera faadu hai kal he faad photos khinche Maine rukk bhej deta email bolo...

Usne apni email bataai Maine photo bhejdi....

Main-Aise he thodi badi lelena Photo hairstyle aana caahiye ...

Pawan-Sure ...I card lelena sir aap parson.

Main-Thanks..

Finally main wahaan se bahaar aaya or seedha laxman ki taraf nikal gaya mid day tha toh classes mein chale gaye they students isliye hall mein ek do students he dikh rahe they ...tabhi mereko ek class se Sam or Ravi nikaltey dikhe main unke piche bhaaga or Sam ko punch diya piche se....

Main-bhosdko classein wlassein lagaai jaarahi hain badi padhaai horahi hai...padhke collector banoge pareevar kaa naam uncha karoge apne bhai kaa naam roshan karoge ...

Sam-Darra diya bhosdk abhi gand fatt jaati meri aise nahi kartey...or rahi baat class ki beta tu bhi karle thoda enjoy Aage aage jab class suru karega naa tab pata chalega...

Ravi-yahaan se harr khabbar bhabhi ko jaaegi or agar class miss hui toh ghar par babhi nahi school waali Deepika Madam millegi ....

Main-dekh bhosdk abhi Sam bola tha aise matt daraaaya karo gand fatt jaati hai saala....

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle mere pith par koi solid cheej jorr se lagi jisase mujhe kaafi dard hua or main ekdum gusse mein piche mudaa toh piche kaa najaara dekh kar meri or jyaada fatti...kyunki Piche gusse se laal Nicki mam khaddi thi...By God gusse mein toh or bhi mast lagti hai yaar Nicki madam kya figure kya Adaaein kya nakhre aae haaye yaad ho toh Maine bataaya Nicki mam woh pehli aisi Lady thi jiske sapne leta tha main ek time par lekin kuch hua nahi or naa he hoga samjhe...

Main-nicki mam what a pleasant surprise...

Ye suntey he madam ne apne hath mein Lee hui book mere thobdey par dee BC knockout punch k maafik...

Isase achha bhenchod aata he nahi harr jagah dhulaai he horahi hai iski maa ka any body can dance ajeeb bakchodi hai...

Main-Ohh! That hurts ...

Maine dhyaan diya toh Nicki madam k sath ek group tha students kaa I guess Sam or baaki unhi ki class se nikale they Jisme Sana ,Arushi ,Divya or woh nayi maal Ladki Mouni bhi thi...wohlog madam se doubt clear kar rahe they jab madam kaa dhyaan mujh par pada ..

Nicki madam ne aage badhke mera kaan pakad liya jor se jisase mujhe School waali Nicki madam yaad aagayi ...This shit is so fucked up bro..

Main-oouchh! Shit madam sorry...

Nicki-Shut up....

Main-Kasam se kaan tootgaya toh poora face bhadda lagega ...please reham karo ....

Nicki- How dare you come in front of me without your sorry Gift...

Main- actually mujhe pata nahi tha aap yahin milloge Babhi ne bataaya aap out of city ho ...

Nicki-tere aane ki news sunke 2 din pehle waapis aagayi abhi class k baad seedha haweli aarahi thi ki tu yahin millgaya..

Main-meko maalum hota toh gift leke aata befaltu maar paddi..main toh idhar admission k liye aaya tha ...

Nicki-wait a minute tum yahaan admission loge...

Main-loge nahi le chuka ...aap sabko chhodke kidhar jaaunga...

Nicki-OMG ...this calls for a celebration AP ...

Main-(Aaram Se) 9:00 pm haweli par aaj dinner Babhi k hath kaa ...

Nicki-Deepu k hath k khaane k liye I am always down and you know that ...I missed you so so so much yaar abhi school hota toh hug karleti tumhe ...

Main-Chalein kopche mein fir...?

Nicki-(hanske) shut up...so finally college is about to get entertaining... I was bored yaar...

Main-not yet naye log aaein hain unko karne do try unse nahi hua toh hum karenge ...

Nicki - almost 1 Saal hogaya hai unko aae abtak kuch naa hua unse uppar se saddu saa atmosphere hogaya hai college kaa ...

Main-Koi naa main hun naa...

Sam-befaltu k dialogues naa maara kar BC...

Nicki-Language Sam....

Sam- isko bolo naa Nicki mam bina bataae gayab hogaya tha ye naa koi khojj khabbar or uppar se aapka gift bhi bhoolgaya ab toh dho he daalo..

MAin-Ho toh gaya be or kya hath pair tudwaaega mere ...

Nicki-aaj raatko 9:00 pm wahin millna tum teeno abhi yahaan scene create horaha inke doubts clear karne hain..

Main-NO problems... Buhbye ...

Sam-See you tonight mam...

Uske baad Hum teeno canteen ki taraf nikal paddey....

Main-Abe Ritu naa dikhi...

Sam-No idea I guess parson dekha tha main usko ..jyaada dhyaan naa diya...

Main-Rohit se puchta hun ...

Sam-Suna nahi be uska ek bf hai ab chutiye.....

Main-toh bhai millun bhi nahi matlab ajeeb lawdu hai be...dekh be Ravi kya gandu harkat karta hai ye..

Ravi-Gand tod de saale ki..Jaldi-2 chalo be Cigarette peeni hai mereko ....

Hum canteen mein aaye wahaan Laxman k under uske 2 Loundey bhi kaam kartey hain laxman kaa Andar ek chota saa cabin hai jahaan humko cigarette allowed hai lekin secretly, kissi ko pata chala toh canteen bandh turant...isliye hum Andar gaye wahaan bus itana space hai ki ek khidki ,ek Laxman ki chair or ek toota hua bed Hai ...Wahaan 5-6 bandey aa shaktey max...Andar aatey he humne gate bandh kiya laxman apna hissab kitaab dekh raha tha humlog uss bed par baithey ...

Main-bhosdk ye bed toh badlwaa le...kabhi koi item yahaan k yahaan ready hogayi toh BC kon flat takk jaae bed achha ho toh yahin nipat jaae...yaa BC kabhi nind he aarahi ho toh so he jaaein...

Lax- ye toota hua hai tabhi allowed hai AP bhai warna ye Sab allowed nahi hai college canteen mein,nahi toh main kabkaa badalwaa leta...

Main-Bc shyaana hai tu toh...chal jaldi hissab kar fir 3 special coffee Lee aa...

Lax-hissab baad mein hota rahega pehle le he aata...

Main-bc bhai ho toh Tere jaisa...

Tabhi mera phone Baja Jo Rohit kaa tha...

Rohit-Ghar gaya kya be..?

Main-Naa idhar hai Gufaa mein...

Rohit-aaraha BC...

Main-ok...

Call disconnected ...

Main-Lax 4 special kardena ...
 
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