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Update - 50 (Ami is Insane-2)


Ab bache last k 3, 1 unka boss tha as expected unmein se 2 badhe Ami ki taraf but abki baar ami ne strategy badli woh khaddi nahi rahi woh ulta unki taraf doud paddi or wohlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle jump leke sabse aage waale k chest mein kick di bc Bruce Lee horahi thi puri... Kick lagtey he woh niche girra sath mein dusre ka bhi balance bigaad diya...jisase woh akela rehgaya bc darr gaya tha woh and woh sambhal paata isase pehle Ami ne punches ki bhochhar kardi uske pait mein bc woh react takk naa kar paaya saale ko 10-15 punches lage honge pait mein digestive system gaya hoga uska... Woh niche girra munh se thook ugalta hua... Jisko kick lagi thi bc woh utha he nahi Jaan bujh kar maalum tha Orr padegi... Ami uski taraf dekh k hans paddi or tab woh jo aakhiri boss bacha tha usne ami k side se aake ribs par punch diya Distraction is the key to losing ami ne wahi kiya aadmi kitana he tejj ho choti se choti galati usase bhi hojati hai... Punch lagtey he Ami niche girri or ye usse bilkul passand nahi aaya woh seedha jump lagake uthi kung fu style...

Abeer-opps.. Bhai you fucked up...

Woh firse ami ki taraf badha punch maarna caaha ami ne punch rokka or naa keval rokka balki dono hathon se uska hath pakadke jump lagaake dono taangon mein uska hath fans liya jisase woh niche girra Uss boss ka hath Ami k pairon or hath mein fansa tha usne Ami ko punch maare chuddane k liye..

Main-your hand is gone...

Or ussi time 'katak' karke Ami ne uska hath todd diya bc woh chilaaya buri tarah... Bc straight hogaya hath kandha uttar gaya uska wtf...

Sneha-ohhh godddd...

Ami ne hath chhoda toh woh ladkhadaata hua khadda hua or khadey hotey he ami ne ek jumping kick uske munh par di woh fir niche girra or girtey he ami ne uska dusara hath bhi pakada or bam same haalat uski ki..boss kaa bhosdaa bangaya bc uska... Ami kaa gussa abhi shant nahi hua tha bahot kuch tuttane waala Tha uska bc...

Abeer-bus kar re...

Lekin ami ne uski taraf dhyaan nahi diya...

ABEER-AP...

Ab jyaada hogaya tha Isliye maine he uska roukna theek samjha...

Main-Ami...

Or woh ye sunke jaanwarpann se bahaar aai...

Main-Done...

Ami - i just started to enjoy it...

Main-done I said...

Ami-OK ok...

Ami wahaan se side mein hatti Raju and team ki gand fatt gayi thi ki bc hai kya ye and she was indeed my deadliest weapon... She is the best at being the worst...

Un 10 mein se kuch girrtey padtey ladkhadaatey uthgaye they but baaki ko sahaara deke uthaaya bahaar waale guards ne...

Sneha-how do you...? How do you...?

Main-how do i what..?

Sneha-Ye sab kaise jaantey ho tum...

Main-Main Ye sab nahi Ami ko jaanta hun..

Ashish-bhai ye toh kuch Orr he hai Human nahi hai ye... What the fuck was that kick... Log Bhaag k naa kudd paatey itana he khaddey-2 kudd jaati hai...

Ajit-Or bc punching speed dekhi dhadaa dhadd palak jhapakney se pehle 3 punch maardeti hai...

Ashish -wahi toh bc Bruce Lee k 1 inch punch k baad yahi hai...

Main-Mujhe aata hai 1 inch punch...

Ashish - Abe jaa naa re chutiye.. Kuch bhi naa boll.. Kitane skills caahiye uske liye maalum..?

Main-maalum dikhaun...

Ashish-Bhaag be fainku...

Main-Matt Maan teri marji...

Abeer-toh Raju We win Kal he jameen louta dena...

Raju-woh toh theek hai, par ye hai kya mera matlab hai aisa bhi koi hota hai kya or hota bhi hai toh kaise... Ye itani tejj kaise move karti hai...

Abeer-it is what it is...

Raju-by God half time toh mereko punch uthata hua or fir saamne waale ko padta hua he dikha bich waala part tha he nahi....

Abeer - lol..

Ami-boss how was that...

Main-7.5...

Ami-oh come on I deserve an 8 Atleast that was SO cool...

Main-lol tu distract hui and even punch bhi khaaya I mean seriously...

Abeer-True...

Ashish - tumlog kya baat Kar rahe ho it is a 10 from us...

Ami-awww! Thank you..

Mela samaapatt hua and humlog waapis andar aaye ab time pass hogaya tha toh bahaar Jaane ki jarurat thi nahi... Isliye main wahan se seedha room mein aaya or Movies dekhne laga you know 'Netflix and Chill'... Or uske baad Ami dinner le aai mera abeer and Ravi kaa humlog ne dinner kiya...

Main-Shift leletey hain abhi se leke raat 1-2 baje takk main sambhal Lunga as meri movie baaki hai toh bahaar dekhlunga uske baad tu dekhliyo.....

Abeer-ok...

Main dinner karke apna lappy, meri pyaari deagle and earphones leke Niche aaya sathmein ek kambal bhi liya, bc thodi shardi jarur thi raatko bahaar aake main ek Pathar k bench par baith gaya bc Ajit Riya Ashish or Sawari chutiye wahaan badminton khelrahe they... What the fuck... I mean seriously... This is so fucked up bro.. Bhenchod badminton raatko woh bhi without net and ground...

Maine Lappy on kiya and jo movie baaki thi woh continue ki thodi derr mein woh log bhi bandh kiye khelna Riya seedha andar chali gayi Jabki Ashish Ajit and Sneha udhar aae...
Bc Sab sahi tha abtak toh maine riya se theek se eye contact takk nahi banaaya tha.. WOH Mujhe fully ignore kar rahi thi jabki main usko Orr jyaada ignore kar raha tha...

Ashish - sona nahi hai kya be..? ..

Main-Main sogaya toh tumlog permanently so jaaoge...

Ajit-lol take care men tu kahe toh main baithun idhar....

Main-naa chill maar mujhe waise bhi movie khatam karni hai tu baithke bore hoga idhar sojaao jaake...

Ashish - cool.. Good night bro...

Main-Night...

Sneha-Good Night..

Main-Good Night..

Wohlog wahaan se challe gaye or ab main wahaan akela tha bc Mast movie dekhunga... Maine aise he 2 bajaa diye movies dekhi and bich-2 mein chakkar lagaa leta.. Lekin kuch hath nahi laga... Thodi derr baad Abeer wahaan aagaya...

Abeer-bc jaag raha hai you'll make a brilliant guard...

Main-bc gand fatt gayi pathar par baithey baithey ab Mast sone diyo...

Abeer-mast sojaa as I told earlier it ain't gonna happen bus publicity stunt tha woh...

Main-tu dhyaan rakhiyo...

Abeer-haan be lawde...

Main room mein aaya and Mast so gaya bc bed par girtey he nind aagayi and subah apne aap be khulli... Time dekha toh bc 11. 30 baje they 9 ghantey soya bc gajab... Main fresh hua niche aaya toh Ashish Ajit Riya and Sneha college jaa chuke they uske alaawa sab apne apne kaam mein lage they bc bakchodi - 2 mein shyaam hogayi lekin kuch nahi hua kahin par bhi thoda saa bhi kuch nahi hua abtoh mujhe bhi shakk hone laga tha ki kuch hoga yaa nahi.. But mera dimag kehraha tha jarur hoga 100takka hoga and mera dimag kabhi galat nahi hota... Except jab maine pee rakhi ho tab chhodke tab mera dimag bhand hojaata hai...

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Update-51(AP Saved The Day)


Shyaam ko main Abeer, Ashish And ajit bahaar ko nikal gaye cigarettes laane as usual...

Main-Abe kya bola tere papa ne uss kand k liye...

Ashish - nothing maine bhi same Keh diya deva bhai ki tarah thodi misunderstandings hogayi thi isliye ye sab hua...

Main-Bc... Gajab...

Humne cigarettes pee thodi bakchodi peli and 20 minutes mein waapis aagaye haweli thodi piche ki taraf hai Raju ki udhar normal log k ghar wagairaah hain nahi as ye Gaon kaa Sardaar hai toh ye vip treatment mein rehta jo bahot he chutiyaa lagta mujhe bc...lekin jo hai so hai humlog waapis aaye or jaise he haweli k close aaye toh humari gand fatt gayi kyunki bc gate par 3 guards paddey they abeer ne nabaj check ki unki ...

Abeer-behonsh hain.. Lekin kaise...

Main-Woh sab baad mein bandey andar hain for sure 2 minutes maximum hain
Jaldi bhaag.. Tumlog rukko or backup bulaao.. Call Rohit...

Hum dono andar ki taraf bhaage toh raaste mein baaki guards bhi behons paddey they or jaise he haweli kaa gate kholla toh bc andar se dhuaan he dhuaan nikala woh bhi normal dhuaan nahi gas thi koi unknown abeer ko turant khaansi aagayi mujhe itana jyaada effect nahi karne waali thi as i said earlier koi bhi poisonous thing mujhe vertigo k kaaran jaldi he effect nahi karti... Maine deagle nikaali... Wahaan se hall mein mujhe 2 bandey khadey dikhe dhundala saa dikha par ye sure tha ki woh humaare aadmi nahi they kyunki unke munh par mask type kuch laga tha...

Main-ssshhh! Right Mera left tera inke mask lelenge fir .. ..

Abeer-wahaan takk pohanchjaaunga..?

Main-main pohanch jaaunga tera dekhle...

Abeer - behonsh he hounga marrne waali gas naa Hai chloroform type kuch hai...

Main bhaagke andar ghussa or just unke pass aagaya... Unko time nahi dena tha maine isliye turant pehle ki khopadi mein deagle daagdi or awaaj hotey he woh dusara kudda ussko abeer ne goli maari par bakchodi ye hui bakchod ne goli uske mask par maari jisase woh bandey k sath sath mask bhi gaya... Wahaan sofa par Riya Sneha Ami Or Ravi paddey they..

Main-tu mask le or Inko bahaar nikaal jyaada inhale kargaye toh gand marrjaaegi... Main andar dekhta hun...

Abeer - bina mask bc...

Main-time naa kharaab kar bhosdk.. Wohlog surely surjit k room takk gaye honge sab plan karke aaye honge bc itana sab kiya hai toh maalum hoga surjit kahaan millega...

Ye bolke main seedha Surjit k room ki taraf bhaaga jahaan gas bahot Kam thi bc gand Marr rahi thi isliye lambe time takk sans rokk k leraha tha surjit k room kaa gate khulla tha or andar 3 bandey they 2 k pass gun thi and 3rd ne Surjit ko pakada tha wohlog kidnap karke lejaanaa caah rahe they maine andar enter hotey he bina wait kiye pehle ko goli maari jisase Unlog ki gand fatt gayi or jabtak dusara meri taraf moodta tabtak uspar bhi goliyaan barsaa di atleast 3 goliyaan lagi hongi usko chest par dono gun waale gaye or abtak teesre ko realise hua ki ho kya raha hai to usne surjit ko meri taraf dhakka diya or turant room se bahaar bhaaga...

Main-bahaar bhaagiyo seedha or hall mein se sabko bahaar nikalwaa...

Ye bol main uss bandey k piche bhaaga woh haweli se Baahar nikala he tha ki saamne abeer ne uspar gun taandi...

Abeer-kahaan jaarahe bhai sahaab...

Bc bahaar hawa mein aake dhangkaa sans aaya Abeer Ravi or Sneha ko nikaal chuka tha..

Main-holy shshshsshshit ahem mm ahemmm... Bhosdk ab Bhaag..

Aadmi-tum usse kabhi nahi pakad paaoge...

Ye boltey he usne turant kuch capsule type apne munh mein daala or humlog kuch samjh paatey usase pehle uske munh mein se jhaag nikaleor usne apna galla pakad liya and niche girr padda khaanstey hue..

Main-what the fuck this is some alkaayeda level shit...

Surjit andar se ami or Raju ko sahaara deke laaya halke halke honsh mein they woh log main waapis andar gaya hall mein Riya Paddi thi maine usko godd mein uthaaya bc Pehli baar itana closely dekha hai kitane time baad same wahi masoomiyat uske cehre par thi main usko bahaar leke aaya tabtak woh aadmi marrchuka tha or baaki loggon k cehre par Paani maara jaaraha Tha jisase wohlog honsh mein aarahe they Ashish Ajit andar aagaye they unhone Rohit ko call kardiya tha ussi time.. Sablog bc aise uthe jaise hangover mein hon...

Ami-my head hurts.. What the fuck happened... Gas kahaan se aai ekdum...

Main-kand hogaya tttttttt....

Main bich mein he rukk gaya kyunki bc ekdum se pait mein gudgud hogayi main piche ko hatta bc ulti girregi surely .. main dusari taraf munh karke jhukk gaya or bc jo bhi khaaya tha woh sab nikalne laga munh se... Gand fatt gayi... Bc jyaada gas inhale karne k kaaran hua hoga...

Ami-AP you ok...?

Abeer-AP...?

Main-ppppppaaani...

Abeer ne hath mein liya Paani kaa dibba mujhe diya bc sans lene mein dikkat horahi thi maine hath munh dhoye or piche bench par lait gaya.. Aankhon Mein se Paani naa rukk raha tha bc or sans lene mein takleef horahi thi...

Abeer-AP...?

Main-Ruuuuuuhi...

Abeer-Ravi Ruhi ko call kar bol Ambulance leke pohanch ASAP... Yaa hospital he chalein...

Main-naa be not so serioussssss... Baaki Sab theek hain...? Unko dekh...

Abeer-sab theek hain tujhe k hua...

Main-jyaada Inhale karliya tha naa bc...... fuck...

Tabhi wahaan Anjali Or mangal ki gaadiyaaan aai... Jinme se Anjali mangal and Rohit Uttare...

Anjali - What the fuck happened here...?

Abeer - Don't ask bc log kaa plan toh brilliant tha but in the end AP saved the day...

Anjali - Kya hua tujhe... AP...?

Abeer ne unko pura kand samjhaaya...

Anjali - Holy fuck kya plan tha Unlog kaa...

Mangal-Sachmein bc Dimag pura ladaaya tha Unlog ne...

Main-Yep.. Humlog bhi use kar shaktey hain kahin naa kahin kaam aaega ye plan but unke bandey chutiya nikale or jagah galat chunni Unlog ne....

Mangal-Humaare wahaan hua hota toh lawde lagne they bc woh toh achaa hua tu tha yahaan jo gas mein ghuss gaya or jhell gaya humlog toh sab jaatey or behosh miltey..

Rohit-Good job captain...

Main-Bc lawde kaa captain gand marrgayi...

Or ek baar firse ulti hui bc pregnant hogaya hun lagta hai...

Anjali - hospital chalein..?

Main-Ruhi aarahi hai..

Abki baar ulti se bc thoda theek hua Sans normal hua or main Raju and family k pass gaya..

Main-Sab ok hai...?

Raju-Haan sab theek hain behonshi se bahaar aarahe guards bhi... thanks to you guyss...

Main-issi liye toh aae hain dude... Chill..

Tabhi ek ambulance bhi aagayi jisme Ruhi or ek doctor or 2 ward Boys bhi aaye...

Ruhi-what the hell happened..

Maine usko pura kand bataaya toh woh jo doctor tha uske sath usne mujhe check Kiya..

Doctor - achaa hua jo vomit kardiya aapne chinta karne ki koi baat nahi hai 2-3 baar or vomit karoge toh saara kachara nikal jaaega bus khaansi or Sans mein thodi dikkat rahegi 24 hours takk... jyaada poisonous gas nahi thi or aapki body capable hai isase jyaada k liye bhi isliye don't worry all good bus ye medicines mangwaalijiye...

Main-thanks Doctor...

Uske baad uss doctor ne baaki sabko check Kiya Kuch guards ko ambulance mein daala gaya and Sneha or Raju ko hospital lejaaya gaya...

Thodi derr takk Fire brigade waalon ne woh gas nikaalo wahaan se laashein uthwaai gayi Anjali ne report banaai or thodi police waali routine hua and uske baad main seedha room mein jaake bed par girr gaya bhai ko call karke situation bataai woh Delhi mein they uske alaawa thodi normal bakchodi hui Ashish k bapu aaye wagairaah wagairaah raatko kuch khaaya nahi main lekin halki-2 vomiting puri raat rahi raat ki shift Abeer or Ami ne sambhaali iss kand k baad sab jagah security double kardi gayi subah takk uske 24 hours bhi khatam hojaaney they or uska behtreen paln fail hone k baad ab woh kuch na kar shakta tha isliye mere hissab se koi Orr attack naa hoga lekin fir bhi security double kardi gayi thi in case....

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Update-52(This is Bad Very Bad)




Or aisa he hua subah takk kuch naa hua uska time bhi khatam hogaya tha..... Main ab theek tha ekdum fit.. .. Sablog breakfast k liye niche baithey they...

Main-By the way uske 48 hours khatam ho chuke hain according to me ab sab theek hai but still aaj shyaam takk abeer or Ami yahin rukkjaaenge main or Ravi college jaarahe hain...

Raju-OK anyways thankyou very much AP tumlog naa hotey toh naa Jaane Kya hota..

Surjit - bilkul I owe you my life kabhi bhi koi bhi kaam k liye bolna turant karunga...

Main-No problems... Ami abeer shyaam takk rukko uske baad seedha haweli aajaana apna saamaan pack karke...

Ami-OK boss...

Main-Leave it Ravi pick karne aajaaega tumlog ko...

Abeer-cool... Rr leja tu... Or Haan jaisa tune kahaa tha waisa koi vehicle bahaar nahi Milla yaa toh woh bhaag gaya yaa ye log piche he kahin khadi karke aaye honge..

Main-Pure gaon mein police waalon ko bhejdey unidentified vehicle jo bhi Mille turant tujhe inform karein...

Abeer-boldiya hai...

Main-cool... so ok Raju sir see you again chaltey hain...

Ye bolke main or Ravi Bahaar aae Or RR mein baith college k liye nikale Ravi drive kar raha tha maine Mangal or Anjali ko conference par leke call kiya...

Anjali - Ji boss..?

Main-Waise toh uska time up hochuka hai and ab woh kuch Orr karega nahi lekin fir bhi shyaam takk rukko tumlog wahin... Rohit or Sam ko bhejdo college...

Anjali - OK... Ok

Mangal-Sure boss...

Main-shyaam ko haweli par miltey hain.

Anjali-Cool...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-bc media waalon ne humlog ko fir hawa mein Uthaa diya tareef par tareef horahi hai...

Main-Sahi hai bc at least bhai kaa public assistent waala kaam popularity mein gaya... Kaamyaab toh hua...

Ravi-Agreed...

Humlog college pohanchey TOH Sam or Rohit bhi aachuke they or humaare piche piche Ashish Ajit sneha or Riya bhi aagaye they riya sneha seedha class chale gaye and humlog canteen mein Aaye main Sam Rohit or ravi ek table par baithey Wahi Ashish Ajit Sana Arushi or divya woh lucky k sath baithey...

Main-laxman 4 special...

Lax-Ji bhai.. Long time no see..

Main-Lawde lage they re...

Laxman coffee le aaya...

Main-Bc chalo ek baar toh bache ab uske case par lagtey hain dhundtey hain saale ko ki hai kon bhenchod...

Sam-yep...

Main-jo bandey marrey unki identification hone do fir lagtey hain uspar...

Sam-gand maarli bc uski toh...

Mera phone vibrate hua maine nikaala toh Anjali kaa tha...

Anjali-Yo woh waapis aaya hai check channel 24...

Main-fuck..laxman Channel 24 par laga jaldi...

Laxman ne turant channel change kiya...toh uspar wahi puraana scene tha same room same banda same andheerra same mask...

Aadmi-So kahaan tha main ji same puraani dhamki agar channel bandh hua toh aaj fir naye 3 aadmi leke aaya hun main.....toh suru kartey hain kal shyaam k ghatnaakaram se toh ji Haan main haar gaya kal shyaam mere kuch sathi bhi saheed hogaye but mere iraadey still majboot hain kal bhi hum jeet jaatey agar tumhaara so called Hero AP and uski team bichmein naa aaye hotey toh uski wajah se mere saathi maare gaye but as they say the show must go on show never stops so i give you another challenge agle 24 hours mein main in 2 mein se ek aadmi ko maardunga or abki baar jarur maarunga... Pehla naam hai wahi same Surjit Singh jiski wajah se mere sathi maare gaye or dusara naa caahtey hue bhi mujhe uska naam lena padd raha hai beshak usne kuch galat naa Kiya ho but mere se ulajh k galat kiya woh dusara shaks hai...

Main-no no no fuck no not me mera Naam naa liyo bhosdk...

Aadmi-AP...

Main-Fuckkkkkkkkkk...

Aadmi - Sahi suna aaplogon ne AP... Tumhaara pyaara AP... 24 hours Watch it AP i am coming... I know right now college mein Hai Tu or Tera time abhi se suru hota hai..

Ye sun canteen mein mojuud sabki najar mujpar aake rukki... Or sathmein channel bhi bandh hogaya..

Anjali--1 inch bhi naa hiliyo tu we are coming...

Main-I am good chinta Matt karo...

Anjali - Do not move AP...

Call disconnected..

Call cut hotey he Abeer kaa call aagaya...

Abeer - kahaan Hai Tu...

Main-Canteen...

Abeer-hum aarahe hain...

Main-He fucked up dude he seriously fucked up ab galati ki hai toh marrna toh padega he Jack ko bula le... Bc attention k liye mere naam ki gand maar dega ye bhen kaa lawda already lawde lage paddey hain...

Abeer-dhyaan rakh main aaraha bus.. 2 minutes..

Call disconnected...

Rohit-this is fucked up...

Sam-Failjaao bc jaldi se rohit main gate sambhaal Ravi tu yahin rukk main Rohit k sath jaaraha idhar koi nahi aaega maadarchod...

Main-Abe chill yahaan nahi aaega...

Rohit-Still dhyaan rakhtey hain..

Mera phone fir baja jo bhai kaa tha...

Deva-kya lagta hai...?

Main-Attention caahiye usko bahot saari attention but samjh mein nahi aaraha itani attention kaa karega kya woh... I mean already attention mil chuki thi usko or attention kaa karega kya woh... Lekin makshad uska attention paana he hai...

Deva-Ab toh mushibatt sir par aagayi abtoh jaga tere Dimaag ko i know woh tere takk nahi pohanchoaaega but still itane chances lena theek nahi hai...

Main-Karta hun suruwaat... Main kya bolta hun isko tapkaa he detey hain...

Deva-woh tu dekh main Delhi se nikal gaya hun tu dhyaan rakh... Bus aaraha hun main..

Main-Raju k wahaan he aajaiyo...

Deva-take care you got this don't worry...

Main-I know...

Call disconnected...

Ravi - babhi kaa call aaya tha woh aarahi hain...

Main-Bc befaltu kaa bakheda hogaya saala gandu duniya bharr mein main he Milla usko attention k liye... Kissi neta kaa naam ledeta....

Lucky Ashish or baaki Ab mere waali table par aake baith gaye rohit or Sam bahaar they...

Lucky-isase durr hojaao be befaltu mein sath mein marroge Warrna...

Main-No one touches me dude... I am what I am and what I am is untouchable...

Lucky-abhi suna nahi kya bola woh usko maalum Hai Tu idhar hai bc bhaag le akela fans gaya yahaan toh..

Main-I am never alone biatch...

Lucky-toh kahaan Hai Tera bakcup..

Main-my bakcup is always with me just wait and watch wait and watch...

Ye suntey he canteen k just saamne RR aake rukki jisme se Ami or Abeer uttare..or unke utartey he ek or car aai jisme se babhi or Mangal Anjali or Jiya uttare wohlog seedhe andar aae..

Anjali-i want this canteen empty right now... Move everyone...

Ye suntey he sablog turant uthkar bahaar ko hone lage Ashish, Ajit, Divya, Arushi, Sana bhi uthkar side hogaye or babhi mere waali table k pass aake khaddi hogayi...

Abeer-hello chal nikal jaldi...

Lucky - Ye college canteen hai college ki property mujhe yahaan se nahi nikaal shaktey tum...

Ye suntey he Ami ne uske thobdey par gun taandi.. Jisko dekh uski gand fatt ke hathmein aagayi...

Abeer-Or ye college humari property hai 3 second he wait karegi woh uske baad tera bheja side mein girrega...

Ye suntey he lucky wahaan se uthkar side ko nikal gaya bc kanp gaya tha gandu...

Babhi mere saamne baithi...

Deepika - Tension naa le we got this...

Main-I know... Tension nahi leraha main...

Deepika-Toh aise kya sochraha hai...?

Main--I need myself to focus....

Abeer-Tu focus kar teri security ki jimmedaari humein dede...

Main-ok...

Abeer - Tu bichmein taang nahi adaaega..?

Main-yep bus ek baat humlog Raju k wahin he challenge.. Dono targets ek sath...

Abeer-done...

Fuckkkkkkkk....

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Update-53(Gote'm)






Deepika-Kya situation hai Abeer..?

Abeer-maine jack ko boldiya hai wohlog Raju k yahaan takk kaa route secure kar rahe hain...

Deepika-OK... Anjali...?

Anjali-Pure gaon mein force bhejrahi hun babhi...

Main-nahi police ki taraf se keval tumlog raho baaki nahi befaltu media waale halla karenge humlog kaafi hain...

Babhi-Haan ye sahi Bola...

Anjali - OK babhi...

Tabhi woh Principal lawda wahaan aagaya lawde jaisa munh banaake...

Pri-What is going on here...

Anjali-Official police business sir...

Pri-May I ask what kind of police business...

Anjali-we are here to provide security To Mr. AP right here..

Pri- I know exactly what kind of protection you guys are providing.. Pure haryana ki police force AP par lagaadi baaki caahe koi jiye yaa marre...

Anjali-Nahi sir that's not true actually its just us baaki koi Force kaa use nahi kiya gaya or naa he kiya jaaega...

Pri-Toh uske liye aap students ko disturb nahi kar shaktey...

Abeer-10 minutes or humlog nikal lenge waise bhi classes continue kar shaktey ho aap humein bus Canteen caahiye...

Pri-I want you guys gone right now..

Bhabhi-Actually sorry for the disturbance sir but it's a matter of someone's life so I want you to calm down first... What we need is only 10 minutes max...

Pri- no not happening... It's just a publicity stunt isko kuch nahi hone waala tumlog isko elections mein utarne k liye taiyaar kar rahe ho abhi se Attention mein laake isko.. So basically I don't care what happens to him...

Abeer-Oye sun...

Babhi-Abeer...

Abeer-Ji...

Babhi-let's go...

Abeer-Ok...buckle up guys lets go lets go ... AP ko rr mein letey hain baaki aage piche challo or kissi bhi reason se rukkana nahi..

Hum sab uthe or bahaar ko nikal paddey...

Principal-I see you AP I know what you guys are doing or main tumhe uske liye mera college use nahi karne dunga...

Main-Mera college... Not tumhaara it's mine.. I don't have the correct mood warna samjhaata kiska kya hai.. Or tumhe jo ye vip treatment kaa gurrur haina ye main he todunga yaad rakhna I don't care what you do what you don't but never ever speak in this tone with my Babhi... I'll see you sooner or later you can't outrun me and on that day at that point of time I will tell you who I am and what I do.... You will regret every second of this... Maine bola tha tumhe ki never ever get personal with me or you'll have to pay... So it's time to pay the Price you own... Untill then good bye sir...

Ye bolke main Rr mein baitha or gaadiyon kaa kaafila nikal padda.. Humaare bandey already aachuke they gaadiyon mein or sath mein raaastey mein se Jack and gang bhi sath holi thi... Atleast 50 branded luxury cars ek sath chalrahi thi...

Babhi-Iss principal kaa kuch karo re... I mean he is a bloody kalank in this line... Students k sath personal rivalry rakhta hai that's stupid.. Itana senior hai still ego hai isme ye kya college sambhaalega I mean this guy is garbage... Rishi ko bol ke iska kuch karwaao...

Abeer-Isko kal he nikalwaadein but bhai mana kar rahe hain koi topp hai ye I don't know... abhi ghumma k rakhta isko fir samjhta...

Bhabhi - tu thoda shant raha kar naa kya humessa saamne waale k andar ghussne ko hojaata hai take a chill pill aise sabke saamne ye sab nahi kartey...

Main-Anjali Pooja Jiya kidhar hain...

Anjali-tera he kaam Kar rahi hain... Pooja info leke seedha Raju k wahi le aayengi...Jiya Surjit k pass hai...

Main-cool let's close this chapter soon i am getting bored...

Main dimag ko start kar raha tha or ab ye kaam Kar raha tha kyunki mushibatt gand par aachuki thi or ab kuch nahi kiya toh andar ghuss jaaegi bc.. Karna jaruri tha abtak bandh he padda tha dimag thoda saa use karunga toh jyaada farak nahi padega i guess... Humlog ne Raju k gaon mein entry Lee toh bc logon ki gand fatt gayi itani gaadiyaan dekh kar seedhe humlog Raju ki haweli par aae gate khulwaaya or andar entry Lee... Shorr sun Raju Surjit or Ramu bhi bahaar aagaye they humlog cars mein se uttare or seedha Raju k pass gaye...Jiya bhi wahin thi..

Raju-Thank god tumlog aagaye...

Babhi-Aana he padda..

Tabhi usne Babhi ko dekha or bc laga overacting karne...

Raju-b. B. Babhi ji Aaap... Yahaan...?

Babhi- Ji Haan... ABEER anjali Kaam par lagjaao Pehle haweli secure karo then pure gaon mein bandey bhejdo... JACK gaon tum sambhalo...

Jack-Ji mam... Lets go guys...

Babhi-Let's go inside..

Tabhi wahaan Pooja ki car aagayi jisme se Pooja aai kuch documents files leke jo maine mangwaai thi...

Main-Sab hain...?

Jiya-Yes boss..

Main-Let's go then tumhe jo karna karo but Jiya or Pooja mujhe dedo...

Abeer-Ok...

Main-Let's go girls...

Humlog seedha uppar room mein aae...

Main-Ye documents yahaan bed par daalo jo maangun woh Dena... And you guys know main kaise kaam Karta hun toh bahaar se koi naa aaega and shanti is most important ..

Jiya-Haan re bore naa kar kaam par lag hum idhar baithey hain jo caahiye bolna...

Main-Abhi nahi Mind chaalu Hone do...

Maine 15 minutes takk kuch naa Kiya and tabtak body or mind dono working condition mein aagaye they...

Main-So ok first question kon hai ye..? Kya kehtey ho tumlog...?

Jiya-Koi serial killer...

Main-Nahi ye koi serial killer nahi hai.. Caahe kuch bhi hua ho hai ye ek nosikhiya he is slow but smart... Ye jo log ko isne live tv par maara tha first time unke bio data kidhar hai...

Jiya-Ye file mein... But koi faayda nahi inmein koi cheej common nahi thi even ek dusre ko jaantey bhi nahi they ek builder tha ek Reporter or Ek technical expert.....

Maine 1 ghantey unki files dekhi toh aisa he hua woh sab random log they jo maare gaye they unka ek dusre se koi relation naa tha.. But fir bhi 3 random loggon ko kon or kyun uthaaega slow hai ye but smart bhi hai aisa Chutiyaapa nahi karega... Fir kyun...

Main-Ye Iski video clip mein kuch or tha dekhne laayak jisase location pata ho shake...

Jiya-Nahi same colors ki deewar naa koi printed name tag or kuch... Clothes par bhi koi tag naa Tha even...

Main-Poo ye bata terese bada hacker kon hogaya jo tujhse na pakada gaya...

Poo-Don't know yaar signal traceable Tha he nahi usne sab aise programkiya tha ki ye lage ki hack hua he nahi hai.... main Channel k head office mein gayi thi wahaan k main system mein koi virus daala gaya tha jo bahot he common hai aajkal koi bhi black market waala bechta hai... Like kissi kaa fb account twitter etcetera hack karne k liye....

Main-aisa chutiya system tha channel kaa...

Poo-Channel konsa 5 star tha ek time par badhiya hua karta tha but abhi kaafi niche tha jyaada paise they nahi toh sab system puraana hochuka tha hack karne k liye easy target...

Main-Tabhi toh...

Bc kon Tha ye kya tha ye Sabkuch random tha koi cheej dusari cheej se connect naa horahi thi bhenchod gand marrgayi system ki... But kyun aakhir kyun... Dimag bhosdk 24 hours kaa time diya hai tere Baap ne gand Marr jaaegi make it fast...

Main-Ye chutiya channel k alaawa koi channel hai jo easily hack hojaae...

Poo-Haan bahot saare hain aajkal toh yaar harr koi news channel kholke baitha hai...

Main-but fir 24 kaa kya scene Tha ek second one fucking second Gajab... Ahahahahahahahhhahahahah...

Poo-kya hua...?

Jiya-Tell me you found him...

Main-actually i did... Bc halwa Hai kya...Poo tere lappy mein public record khol mujhe ek banda search karna hai...

Jiya-Hai kon ye toh Bata...

Main-bataadunga confirm karnedey...

Pooja k Lappy mein maine search maari toh mera shakk yakeen mein badal gaya... It was shocking as fuck... I was just wondering why and how he managed to do that.. But still marrna toh padega he...

Maine apne phone se ek sms kiya or sab files bandh kardi...

Main-We got him guyss...

Jiya-Seriously..!?

Main-Hell yeah... Humse aage bhenchod kon hogaya...

Pooja-Hai kon woh...?

Main-Woh abhi naa bataaunga usko pakadunga tabhi bataaunga...

Jiya-Aisa kya karta hai yaar bataa naa...

Main-Samjha kar aise maja nahi aaega readers ko...

Jiya-What..? Kisko maja nahi aaega...?

Main-Tereko re... Thoda wait karo...

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Update-54(Its Time)



Jiya-Ab niche chalein almost 3 hours se Paani takk naa peeya hai iss room mein baithey baithey....

Main-Let's go...

Humlog wahaan se niche aae toh sablog hall mein he baithey they... Riya Ashish Ajit or sneha bhi aachuke they... Uske alaawa Anjali, Rajat, Ajay, Deepak, Abeer, Mangal, Babhi, Sam, Ravi,Rohit.. Surjit Raju or Ramu baithey they... Even Deva bhai bhi aachuke they wahaan par...

Deva- Pakadliya naa...?

Main-Aise kaise bhai he is too smart..

Deva-No way tera chehra bataa raha you got him... Or tujhse smart nahi hai woh.... Bol naa be...

Babhi-bataa naa re pakadliya....?

Main--Orr kya Jaane deta halwa Hai kya we got him....

Ye sunsabke cehre khill uthey bc maano Red John he pakada gaya ho...

Main-But the thing is abhi tumlogon ko batane waala nahi hun main woh kon hai thoda rukko saamne he laake khadda kardunga... Bus thoda rukko...

Abeer-abe suspense bandh karbe...

Mangal-wahi toh bc...

Main-shut up...wait and watch...

Humlog wahaan baithey or bc Paani peeya galla sukkh gaya tha.... Bc itana bada kand kardiya tha lekin Riya abhi bhi nahi bhaaw derahi thi gand marwaae caahiye bhi nahi bc bhaaw... Ek toh lawde tu koi ladki dhundale warna aise he gand marrti rahegi gand mein ghussaale Riya ko... Bc single pann tere sirr par chadd gaya hai.. Ek time hota tha jab harr week nayi girlfriend hoti thi teri bc or ab single single... Ok ok shaant bc dhundlunga koi ladki part time he sahi but yep dhundlenge...

Abeer-Humlog wait kiska kar rahe hain fir...?

Main-Uske phone kaa...

Abeer-what the hell woh tujhe phone Karega..?

Main-Yep....

Mangal - Ek second Woh killer khud tujhe phone karega...

Main-Yep...

Mangal-how...?

Main-Main msg Kiya tha usko..

Tabhi mera phone baja jisse dekh mere cehre par muskaan aa gayi... Maine phone answer kiya...

Main-Hello Mr. KILLER...

Saamne se ek bandey ki awaaj aai...

Aadmi-How... I mean how... Kaise...

Main-They call me AP for these reasons ... I am too fast dude way more faster then you like 1000 times faster then you... Isliye isme Matt padd paglaa jaaega...

Aadmi-Tune msg mein likha hai ki abhi police ko nahi bataaya Hai tune kuch bhi...

Main-Kissiko bhi nahi bataaya Hai...

Aadmi-toh kya caahiye...

Main-Main bore horaha tha yaar... Or tujhe challenge caahiye Tha toh dediya... Your Gang vs Us...

Aadmi-Or Agar main jeeta toh...

Main-Nahi jeetega...

Aadmi-Agar jeet gaya toh...

Main-"Agar" bc matlab confidence tujhe hai nahi khud par chal agar tu jeeta toh tera raaj raaj he rahega...

Aadmi-Jubaan deta hai apni...

Main-Haan... Ab jagah bata teri yaa meri...

Aadmi-Meri..adress message karta hun 1 hour mein wahaan aaja... No police force no additional force...

Main-Khaali meri team k bandey honge...

Aadmi-OK... Done... Lekin lekin usase pehle apne loggon ko toh sambhaal...

Main-Mere aadmi sambhale hue hain already...

Aadmi-Sab nahi sambhale abhi baaki hain..

Main-Matlab..

Aadmi-Matlab ye ki Meenu, Tumhaare Guptaji or Rishi woh kahaan hain maalum...?

Maine turant ishaare se pen and paper maanga Ashish ne turant mujhe pen and paper diya...

Main-Tere pass toh nahi hain ye maalum hai...

Aadmi-But ho shaktey hain agar jaldi Action naa liya toh...

Maine Paper par Likha pooja, Ajay and Sam secure Rishi then jiya, Ravi, Rohit secure Meenu then Rajat and Deepak secure Guptaji... Or ye dekhtey he wohlog turant nikale wahaan se...

Main-Untak naa pohanchega tu.. Woh secure hain don't worry...

Aadmi - Dekhtey hain... Address bhejta hun main theek 1 ghantey mein aaja... Or dhyaan rahe koi shyaanpatti nahi...

Main-See you soon...

Call disconnected...

Deva-kya hua...?

Main-Bulaaya Hai bhai sahaab ne..

Deva-or tu chala jaaega..?

Main-offcourse jaaunga plan toh mera he hai...

Deva-Chal main bhi sath chalunga...

Main-Nahi aap idhar he rukko babhi or Raju family k pass Main Ami anjali Mangal or jaanwar jaatey hain easy peasy...

Deva-easy kaise..?

Main-Uske pass utane bandey hain nahi... Sab research karke he toh plan kiya hai warna aapko toh maalum he hai main befaltu kuch naa karta... Ab kya maalum ye uska plan ho or humaare wahaan jaatey he woh yahaan aajae isliye aap sab k sath yahaan rukko...

Deva-theek..

Main-Or Haan humaare piche koi force yaa bandey nahi bhejna warna dikkat hojaaegi uska ilaaka hai najar harr jagah hogi..

Deva-ok take care be dhyaan se Jaana tumlog....

Main-Sure...

Ashish-take care bhai...

Main-I will... Let's go guys...

Uska message aachuka tha industrial ilaaka tha yahaan se 15 minutes ki drive par wahin ek bandh paddi building mein Tha woh... Uske pass mujhe address dene k alaawa koi chaara tha nahi kyunki maine usko dhundliye tha toh address bhi dhundleta or fir force lejaake gand maardeta uski ab uske kamsekam 5% chances toh hain ki hum force leke naa aaenge...
Ami-mera samaan kidhar hai...

Main-Rr mein he hai wahi lejaaenge humlog..

Ami-then cool...
Humlog ne apni guns Lee or seedha RR mein aae... Abeer drive kar raha tha...

Abeer-kya lagta hai....

Main-easily jeetjaaenge humlog no. 1 uske pass bandey kam hain no. 2 woh bandey bhi chutiya hain no. 3 unka leader chutiya hai no. 4 woh darrpokk hai or gandu bhi... Gand fodd denge ek ek ki...

Abeer-Ek Minute gand humlog fodenge tu durr he rahiyo...

Ami-yep you are not getting involved here....

Main-What...?why...?

Abeer-bhoolgaya kya be chutiye tu befaltu fights mein naa paddiyo... Warna dikkat hojaaegi...

Main-Usne kahi thi or tune maanli thi.... Bc aise thodi naa kuch hota hai...

Abeer-i don't care kya kuch hota hai bus tu ladega nahi... Jabtak hum khaddey hain tere liye tujhe ladne ki koi jarurat hai nahi...

Ami-exactly we got this...

Anjali - ek minute ye ho kya raha hai bc...

Mangal-Exactly what the fuck...?

Main-oh shit tum log bhi they kya...?

Anjali-Haan or jarra samjhaa mujhe what the fuck are you guys talking about...?

Main-we. W. W. W. Oh...

Abeer-Main bataata hun...

Main-Shabbas bata...

Abeer-actually jo iska doctor tha naa udhar USA mein woh bahot he behtreen tha tabhi ye bacha hua hai uppar se iska trainer bhi badhiya tha un dono ne isko theek hone k baad kaha tha jitana ho shake khudko violence se durr rakhna beshak apna dimag usme ladaa Dena lekin Khud jahaan takk ho shake Physically involve naa hoiyo.. Because vertigo kaa time bahot Khoon kharaabey mein beeta tha apan sabka surendra k kaaran toh iske dimag ko aadat hogayi thi Insabki usko khoon kharaabey se lagaav hai jo ki achi baat hai nahi... Ab ye waapis ladega toh uske kya kya side effects ho shaktey woh kissiko nahi maalum but chances hain ki woh side effects jaanlewa honge...

Shabbas bc gajab kya Kahaani sunaai hai lawde...

Mangal-Then tu fight nahi karne waala nope not happening...

Anjali-bilkul humlog sambhaal lenge...

Main-lawda bc OK...

Hum ilaake mein pohanch chukey they ye ek simple c puraani bandh paddi building thi jiske parking lot mein humein Jaana tha... Gaadi seedha parking lot mein he ghusaadi humlog ne... Toh ye ilaaka baaki building se behtar tha jaise haal he mein renovation kiya gaya ho underground tha toh pure hall mein lights jall rahi thi badi badi.... Or ye puraa khaali tha ek kone ko chhodke udhar kuch samaan padda tha computers, stand lights, cables chairs etcetera toh ye tha jahaan se live filming hoti thi... Or uske just side mein khadey they kareeb 10 aadmi or unke aage khadda tha woh mask waala aadmi same mask lagaae.... Humlog ne unse thodi durr gaadi rokki or apni apni guns taangli..

Main-Kissi bhi time hamle k liye ready rehna Mangal tu andar he reh dikhna nahi abhi usse... Kya pata kya bakchodi kiya ho woh..

Mangal-ok-...

Mangal andar he rukk gaya waise bhi car par black film thi toh bahaar dikha nhi hoga hum kitane bandey they... Humlog niche uttare... Or uski taraf badhey or thodi durr jaake rukk gaye... Wohlog bhi thoda aage badhe or humaare saamne aake rukk gaye...

Main - Wassup...

Aadmi-Aagaye tumlog marrne...

Main-Nahi maarne... Bahot farak hai dono mein...

Aadmi-All things apart pehle toh ye bataa tune mujhe pakada kaise...

Main-Tu yahin atka hai abhi lol...

Anjali-bataa re humein bhi toh Pata chale....

Main-Toh ladies and gentlemen Ye hain Saurabh Tiwari... Ummar 38 peshe se builder they lekin real mein UP k Saharapur k local gundey rehchuke hain ye... Paisa bahot tha inke pass... Toh 1.5 saal pehle Inko realise hua ki inki gang ab chotti hoti jaarahi hai or income kam hoti jaarahi hai or police bhi ghar takk aane lagi hai tab inhone dimag ladaaya or socha ki kaala dhanda bandh kartey hain toh Ek bandey se Inko kaafi paise lene they jo apne news channel 24 kaa puraana maalik tha usase Inko paise lene they lekin paise uske pass they nahi ab ye thehrey gundey mawaali toh inhone usse darra dhamka kar channel khareed liya uppar se inki almost bachi khuchi kamaai bhi lag gayi lekin channel inka hogaya channel bhi uss time north India mein top 10 mein tha toh khussi khussi leliya but dikkat ye hui ki uske kaafi naami cehre puraane maalik k sath nikal liye or ab channel k lawde lage kyunki main cehre jaachuke they toh ye nuksaan mein gaya bechara ab tak toh ye pura kaa pura karj mein hai toh ab woh kehtey haina once a criminal always a criminal toh isne firse apna dimag chalaya or ye sab plan kiya taaki iska channel uth shake or aisa hua bhi check karo last kuch din mein iska channel kahan se kahaan pohanch gaya hai.. Lekin afsosh ye pakada gaya...

Abeer-what the fuck...

Anjali-seriously...

Main-yep..

Abeer-lekin iske pass itane loyal bandey kaise aaye jo iske liye apni Jaan dedein bc suicide karlein...

Main - actually yahaan ye kaafi sahi khel gaya tha... Tera mask hata be... Abtoh maalum
He hai sabko..

Usne apna mask hataya toh uska chehra saamne aaya...

Main-Abeer iss bandey ko thodi much and daadhi k sath imagine kar...

Abeer-hmmm... Ek second what the fuck.. What the fuck... Ye toh wahi hai jisne Suicide ki thi...

Ye sun Anjali or ami bhi chownkey...

Main-exactly but thodi dikkat ye hai ki suicide ki nahi thi khaali acting ki thi... Isne woh dawaai khaali jisase isko ulti wagairaah honi thi baaki isne acting ki or jab humne check Kiya toh bc Marra hua laga and jaise he gaadi yaan wagairaah aai tab gayab hogaya... Nakli makeup k sath aaya tha ye...

Abeer-holy fuck that was awesome...

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Update-55(Done And Dusted)

Anjali-Toh ye tha in sabke piche... Gajab...

Main-Toh Saurabh beta ab tu sochraha hoga main tujh takk kaise pohancha toh sun Main tujhe pakadne k aas pass bhi nahi tha jabtak mujhe channel kaa system samjh mein nahi aaya tha but jaise he Pooja ne confirm kiya ki tera channel jhant baraabar hai jo koi naa dekhta or uppar se Pooja ne bataatya ki sab aise lagraha hai jaise hack kuch hua he nahi actually hack kuch hua he nahi tha kyunki tumlog ko jarurat he nahi paddi...iske alaawa isase kaafi badhiya channels hain jinki security isase bhi kam hai yaani easily hackable hain or kaafi popular bhi hain toh tune aisa channel kyun chunna jisse koi bhi naa dekhta woh bhi ek death threat dene k liye and woh bhi live I mean seriously...fir maine Unlog kaa biodata check Kiya jin 3 ko tune uss din live maara tha toh wohlog directly toh nahi but indirectly Dusre channels k liye kaafi important they random nahi they wohlog sab plan karke uthaaya tha tune unko taaki unke Jaane se dusre channels ko nuksaan ho... Or fir jab sab confirm hua toh maine channel ki history dekhi tab tera bio data saamne aaya or baaki Sab easy tha tera no. Liya tujhe msg Kiya and we are here...

Abeer-shabbas..

Anjali-awesome...

Main-ab aise munh naa fulla sun ek chance deta hun tum sabko surrender karne k liye police k hawale kardo khudko bach jaaoge warna dead ho sab...

Saurabh-jinko surrender karna tha woh already jaa chukey uppar ab ye surrender nahi karenge...

Main-toh suru kartey hain... Guns k sath Karega yaa bina guns... Sun ek Mast baat bataata hun bina guns karega toh bachny k 0.0001 % chances hain kyunki in chutiyon ko gun pakadni bhi naa aati hogi uppar se I am AP you never know main kya plan karke aaya hun so... Like this... Mangal...

Ispar mangal hath mein M4 leke aaya uska aim seedha Saurabh par tha...

Main-jabtak tumlog nikaaloge sab udaadiye jaaoge..

Saurabh - I agree... So you 5 vs 12 of them...

Main-actually ye 4 vs tere 12 dekh I hate violence I hate fighting so ye log meri jagah cover karenge or main Mast enjoy karunga...

Ami-I got you boss..

Main-shabbas.. Dekha be..

Saurabh-darrgaya kya be... Ladki k piche chipp raha..

Main-Bc bodyguard hai ye naa bachaaegi toh kon bachaaega..

Saurabh - OK.. Lekin rules are simple...

Main-dude i know tera first time hai dhyaan se sun there are no rules you all die we walk away we all die which is highly unlikely but fir bhi then you guys walk away...

Ispar woh side hatgaya or uske saathiyon ne bc hockey rods or other equipments uthaaliye...

Ami car k pass gayi trunk khola or usme se apni sword leke aayi bc ekdum gaand faad chamchamaati samurai type sword... Bc full shining maar rahi thi ... Infact usko katana bolna better hoga...

Anjali-what the fuck is this...

Mangal-bhenchod ye kya hai...

Main-ye uski hai woh naa degi chinta naa kar touch bhi naa karna warna maar khaaega...

Ami-So...

Main-Kill everyone i dont want any one of them alive...

Ami-like seriously...

Main-yep kill them.. Unleash yourself...

Ami-Sure boss...

Main thoda piche hatke ek box par baith gaya... Dono parties aamne saamne thi..

Main-let's go guys...

Or mere boltey he hua ghamaasaan chaalu..

Woh log ek sath badhe lekin as i said earlier chutiya they wohlog ek sath aage aake woh ekdusre ko he block karne lage jisase humaare liye bakchodi aashaan hogayi... Ami ne pehle ko toh pass bhi nahi aanediya bc k pait mein ghussa kamar mein se nikaal di... Dusra bechara rod uthake usko maarne he waala Tha ki uska bhi galla Kaat diya damn she was too fast...lawde rod k sath kon ladtaa hai itana wait uthaaega usase pehle maara jaaega no common sense at all... Teesra bechara brutality se he darr gaya or ek kadam piche ko hatt gaya jo uski galati thi bc katana ki range mein toh abhi bhi tha ami ne uska bhi same pehle waale jaisa haal kiya or woh bhi gaya Anjali Abeer Or mangal bhi abtak sahi they sabne ek ek bandey ko ludkaa diya tha Abeer or Mangal k toh hath he bahot they maarne k liye wahin anjali ne ek ko kn

Letaake uska he knife leke dusre ko peldiya bc Unlog ki gand fatt gayi thi fattni bhi thi naa koi formation naa koi team work naa fighting skills bc chudaap machaa rakha tha Atlast unke 3 bachey jinhone hath mein pakadi hockey yaa rods niche daaldi...

Main-aaila what a time to surrender you fucked up guys...

Saurabh-Not yet...

Uske ye boltey he bc 5-6 bandey aaye durr se he goliyaan chalaatey hue... Main seedha box k uppar se niche girra or box k piche chupp gaya... Baakilog ne bhi pillars kaa cover leliya...

Maine deagals nikaali baaki ne bhi apni guns nikaali mangal ki M4 mere box par rakhi thi uske pass ek glock pistol he thi filhaal... Wohlog bc abhi bhi firing kar rahe they... Woh bhi open mein khadey hoke... Main box se fisalta hua car k pass gaya unke pass Ak thi I guess maine car k piche se he unpar aim kiya thoda saa bahaar nikal ke or seedha deagle se open firing kardi unki tashreef fatt gayi bc ko pata bhi nahi chala maine kahaan se goli chalaai...or khadey hojaao open mein bhen k pakodo..maine puri magazine khaali kardi or 3 Bandon ko sath legaya ab wohlog bhi 3bache or girrtey padtey jahaan jagah milli wahin chipp gaye ab jo 3 ne surrender kiya tha woh bhi gun uthaachuke they toh ab waapis se 6 hogaye wohlog... Lekin dikkat ye hui ki aanan faanan mein 2 bandey abeer k pillar k just bagal mein jaa k chuppe abeer ne unpar gun taani...

Abeer-wassup..? All good..

Ye sun woh piche muddey usase pehle dono parlokk seedhaar gaye... Ab bachey 4 jinmein se ek toh Khud saurabh he tha...Wohlog ne ab dhangkaa cover leliya tha toh main niche baithke seedha Abeer k pillar k pass pohancha...

Main-Ek kaam Kar main tujhe cover deta hun tu aage waale pillar takk jaa...

Abeer-ok boss..

Maine usko cover diya lekin iss bich koi goli nahi chali or woh next pillar takk pohanchgaya fir usne mujhe cover diya or main use pillar par pohancha... And wahaan se aage last pillar tha agar wahaan pohanch jaatey toh jo aage chuppe they unpar angle milljaata shoot karne kaa... Maine fir gun point ki unki taraf or abeer aage badha lekin iss baar ek banda bahaar nikala or Abeer ki taraf aim kiya usase pehle maine do goli chalaai uspar jisme se 2nd usko lagi or woh turant niche girra... Abeer aage pohanchgaya bina kissiko khabar lage jisko lagi thi woh marrgaya bechara wahaan se Abeer ne Angle liya or jo log unke uss studio type jagah mein chuppe they unpar firing kardi Ek ko goli lagi toh dusara uthke bhaagne laga lekin Anjali or Mangal ne uspar goliyaan chalaa di and Lagi kiski ye malum nahi but woh maara gaya...ab bachaa saurabh...

Main-Saurabh beta bahaar aao aise kaise chalega Haan... Isiliye kehtey hain khudd se jyaada apne Bandon ko train karo... Ye kya galliyon se uthaalaaya inko tu...

Saurabh-I.... I.... I surrender...

Main-ok OK... Gun fainkdey or saamne aaja...

Woh hath uppar karke ek kone mein se nikala or humaare pass aaya...

Main-Bc ye log tere liye marrgaye tu bada shyaana Hai kya main pehle bola tha marrega tu no chance bachega... Ab tujhe chhod diya Kalko koi Orr chutiya masoom logon ko maarega teri mout sab chutiyon k liye open letter hogi ki ye sab chhod do toh bach jaaoge warrna fir maar toh hum denge he...

Ye suntey he Abeer ne uski khopaddi kholdi...

Main-Nice.. The end... Bhenchod Dimaag khaa rakha tha lawde ne... Backup story sun Anjali boliyo Pooja ne Signal trace kiya jo yahaan ki location diya fir tumlog yahaan pohanchey toh yahaan already maar dhaad chalrahi thi iski gang mein aapsi ladaai suru thi tumlog ne unhe surrender karne ko bola toh unhone goliyaan chalaa di then tumlog ne bhi firing ki and rest sabke saamne hai... Usne kyun kiya woh toh maalum he hai...

Anjali-OK boss...

Main-Hum nikaltey fir... RAJAT and baaki aajaaenge yahaan...

Chapter khatam bc befaltu chotey Motey log aajatey bc..

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Update-56(The Flirty King Returns)


Wahaan se humlog Raju k yahaan aae Rishi Guptaji or Meenu ko bhi wahaan leke aaya jaa chuka tha humein dekhtey he wohlog bc firse jhum gaye chaaron taraf...

Deva-done...?

Main-Done Dana done...

Ye sun sabke cehron par muskaan aagayi Rajat Ajay Pooja jiya or deepak crime scene k liye nikal gaye...

Deva-kya scene Tha...?

Main-Noob log easy tha detail mein gharpar bataaUnga... So raju men all done thanks for the Cooperation humlog nikaltey hain ab...

Surjit-Thank you very much AP.. You saved my life...

Main-Anytime men anytime...

Raju-Thanks AP...

Main-welcome... Lets go guys..

Wahan se humlog haweli aaye or maine raaste mein sabko bataaya kya hua Bhai ko media k liye story bhi bataadi Anjali or bhai thodi derr mein Press conference karne waale they and that was about it ye khatam hua or ab suru hua main mission...

Kon RedJohn.. Nahi re lawde.. Toh kon Sanjay... Nope.. Toh bc kon principal toh nahi... Lawda Mera Naya mission hoga AP'S Flirty image returns.... Gajab bc...

Let the Flirt game begins...

Actually main bahot jyaada bore tha aisi life se like bc kissi se theek se baat bhi naa kar paata tha main kyunki humessa kand mein he ghussa rehta hun or ab mujhe waapis old AP banana tha gand Marrae Riya harr week badalenge ab.. Unleash The old AP... Let's see kitana tejj hai itane time baad..

Ab yahi hona tha aaj kaa din bakchodi mein he nikal gaya or next day main college k liye ekdum chakachakk ready hua full show off mein bc.. Main ravi or Sam Breakfast k liye baithey they..

Ravi-What the fuck... Ye kya pehna haibe kiski Shaadi Hai.?

Main-Bhosdko bahot hui bakchodi itane time se kuch nahi Kiya Hai lagta hai firse virgin banjaaunga... Bhosdko old you ko jagaao apne andar let the fucking game begin...

Ravi-Seriously... Waise dekha jaae toh I am bored as fuck bhenchod harr koi ladki k sath ghumm raha hai...

Sam-Wahi toh bc chutiyon ki tarah dikhtey hain hum...

Main-Woh kehtey haina "EVERYONE IS A PLAYBOY UNTIL THE REAL PLAYBOYS WALKS IN" or real toh hum he hain thode slow he hue hain kya hua baaki se toh ab bhi tejj he hain...

Sam-let's fucking go... Let me change my clothes again...

Ravi-Same...tu car kaa jugaad karbe... Apne waali saari lejaa chuke new dekh koi jaa garage..

Main-Abe rishi mujhe gift dene waala Tha ek or car uss din jaldi jaldi mein maine pucha nahi... Usko jagaata tumlog kapdey change karo...

Ye bol main seedha rishi k room par gaya or darwaja knock Kiya..

Main-Uth be lawde... Kitana soega marrjaaega sotey sotey..

Rishi-dekho bol kon raha hai jo khud 15 ghante takk soleta hai.. Aaja gate khulla hai..

Main andar gaya toh woh laptop par kuch kaam Kar raha tha..

Main-Kyun be lawde maardun teri gand..?

Rishi-Bhag bc... Ye kya ready hua hai kidhar jaaraha..?

Main-Past mein...

Rishi-what the fuck time machine banaaya kya be lawde..

Main-Past means past waala AP is back.. The flirt king returns...

Rishi-what the fuck seriously bhosdk...

Main-Hell yeah... Tu ye bata tu mujhe ek or car gift karne waala Tha konsi hai woh...

Rishi-Mast suit karegi image par...

Main-naam bol bhosdk naam.. Intejaar naa horaha...

Rishi-Bentley Bentgaya...

Main-aahhhhh... Holy fuckkkkk....

Rishi-bhosdk yahin muth maardega kya... Sun car nahi beast hai 4 seater ..approximately 4000 cc engine 320 to 440 kw horsepower.. Top speed 300 KM/Hour.. 1 se 100 km/hour in just 4 seconds... Fully GPS .. Black tinted bulletproof windows...

Main-what the fuck... What the actuall fuck...

Rishi - 4 crore 19 Lakh I spent on this fucking car bro... This is a beast..

Main-bhenchod ye toh Maserati se bhi uppar ki hai what the fuck.. You fucking rock bhai...

Rishi-Surendra k business kaa saara profite yaa toh Gareeb loggon ko jaata hai yaa trusts ko anaarth aashram and old-age homes wagairaah mein or kuch hissa apan 4 (You Me Sam and Ravi) ki cars and luxury life mein or fir bhi tere bank account mein kaafi aajaata Hai...

Main-ok nikaltey fir college jaanekaa Hai I love you thanks...

Rishi-Anytime bro anytime.. Dhyaan se chalaana bus handling thodi ruff Hai...

Main-apun sambhaal lega... Apun is bhest driver...

Main niche aaya toh Ravi or Sam bhi chakkachak ready hochuke they...

Ravi-Kaunsi gaadi hai be.

Main-teri gand fatt jaani hai bhosdk.. Aaja dikhata hun...

Hum garrage mein aaye toh wahaan par ek 23-24 age kaa ladka duty par tha jo mujhe Jaana pehchaana laga like kidhar toh bhi dekhela tha usko... Yaad aaya bc ye toh wahi hai apne shyaam kaka kaa ladka jo last time humein CD bar mein Milla tha jidhar main Breakup k baad daru peene gaya tha or iske sath baith ke pee thi...

Main-Rahul...?

Rahul-Arrey AP bhai yaad hun aapko..

Main-off course bc keval ladkiyon k naam bhoolta hun doston k nahi...

Rahul-Kaise ho Bhai...

Main-bindaas men.. Teri duty yahaan hogayi...

Rahul-Haan kabse yahin hun abhi kuch din ghar gaya tha toh dusra tha yahaan par...

Ravi-CD bar k bandh Hone k baad se yahin hai ye...

Main-shabbas.. Sun check kar bentley Bentgaya kidhar par hai bol toh...

Rahul-ek second bhai...

Usne apne laptop mein check Kiya toh bc ye lambi list thi cars ki...

Rahul-Chamber no. 17 mein bhai left mein...

Darshall haweli k just back side mein garage hai ye ek badi si building hai jisme 3 parts hain underground, ground and first floor underground ko humne Office banaaya Hai Crime fighting k liye and first or ground floor par gaadiyaan hain and believe me bahot saari gaadiyaan...

Main Car k pass gaya toh bc ekdum chakkachak shining maar rahi thi bc gajab look dekh gand fatt jaaegi loggon ki.. Maine hanger se key Lee or car start ki bc gand faad awaaj thi car ki..

Main bahaar leke aaya toh sam or Ravi ki toh aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Ravi-Are maadarchod ye kya hai.. Gajab...

Sam-Bc faadu.. Tabaahi hai bhai...

Rahul-Fire bhai.

Main-Yo chalo Bc late horahe...

Wohlog baithey...or hum college k liye nikal liye.. Ekdum makhan ki tarah chal rahi thi car... Full paisa wasool..

Sam-Aatey hue main chalaaunga..

Main-ok..

Humlog college pohanchey or jaise he college mein entry Lee toh bc students lage ghurrne ektak lawdon ne life mein aisa kuch naa dekha hoga even tv par bhi... Wahaan se main parking mein gaya toh wahaan bc lovers point Banaa hua tha ladke or ladkiyaan baithey they wahaan bikes par scooteys par kuch cars mein lekin keval baat he kar rahe they not that much. But fir bhi bahot bakchodi thi.. Or humaari entry hotey he unki baatein hui bandh or ghurrna hua chaalu... Car park karke humlog uttare pure goggles woggles lagaake bc maahool he alag tha pura...

Humlog wahaan sabko ignore kartey hue nikale as sab chutiya log booked they.. Maine rohit ko call kiya...

Main-Kidhar bhosdk....

Rohit-Just aaya hun Car Park karke... Ye bata woh bentley mein tumlog they kya lawdo..

Main-Yo.. Wassup...

Rohit-Gajab bhenchod gand faad car bhai...

Main-Yep.. Canteen pohanch humlog aarele...

Rohit-Yo..

Call disconnected...

Humlog canteen pohanchey toh wahaan kaafi bheed thi or humein group waali tables milli jispar Rohit baitha tha uske alaawa Divya Arushi, Sana, Ritu, Ashish, Ajit, Mouni or Sneha baithey they... Humein bhi udhar he baithna padda...

Main-What the fuck.. Itani bheed kaise hai aaj...

Rohit-thoda jaldi aagaye apan log...

Main-Cool.. So Wassup everyone all good...?

Sab-yep..

Mera mobile baja Nicki mam kaa call Tha....

Main-Wassup madam..

Nicki-kaisa hai tu..

Main-mast...

Nicki-yaar ek toh tu time se phone naa uthaata... Maine Deepu or Sam ko call karke situation pata kari Kal...

Main-sorry kaam mein ghussela tha main you know my dimag. ..

Nicki-yeah yeah... Waise kahaan Ho tumlog ..?

Main-canteen... aarahe classmein on time...

Nicki-shabbas.. I'll see you here then..

Call disconnected..

Main-Nicki madam Kal tereko call ki thi kya..?

Sam-Yep like 3 times.. Tu uthaa nahi raha tha so..

Rohit-Ab free haina bhai tu yaa or koi kaam baaki hai..

Main-Abhi free hun lekin Kab tak ye maalum nahi bc mere kaam tujhe pata he hai bataake nahi aatey... Kya pata kab aajae..

Rohit-Sun Cricket tournament aaraha hai.. Tu khel raha haina.

Main - Hell no bro...

Ashish - what the fuck kyun be...

Rohit-Abe abtoh tera Steve Smith bhi waapis aagaya abtoh khel bhai... Dude we need you badly...

Main-Kab hai tourney...

Ashish-This Sunday...

Main-what the fuck 2 din mein ghanta practice naa hogi saalo kitane time se khelna toh durr cricket dekha bhi nahi hai befaltu haaroge tumlog...

Rohit-Biatch please you are AP dude by far the best cricketer I have ever played with you don't need practice bc bina practice he theek hai tu...

Ashish - Haan bc tu ulta bhi KHELEGA toh bhi hum jeetjaaenge.. Warna pakka haarenge bc...

Iss bich mera main motive tha Mouni ko line Dena or ye thoda bahot kamyaab bhi horaha tha dude Mouni bahot he hot thi like fire... Bc Bengali beauty at its best.. Target lock hochuka tha bc... She was like haawt as hell..humdono kaa eye contact hua toh usne mujhe ek smile di.. Waisa he maine kiya..

Main-next time yaar abhi haaro tumlog..

Cricket is life bc but tournament mein Bina practice Jaana matlab beijjati thi isliye main naa bolraha Tha...

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Uodate-57(Nope Not Happening)


Divya-So the AP show dekhne ko nahi millega ab...

Main-Not in tournament but in future hell yeah...

Mouni-Ye kya hota hai...

Ashish - You'll know once you see him play cricket dude he is best in cricket... He's so good at everything...

Sneha-Seriously even better then Abhi...

Rohit-way way more better then him..

Main-Ye Abhi kon..?

Rohit-President.. Aaya hai aaj..

Main-Nice nice... Chalo be class kaa time hogaya..

Humlog wahaan se uthkar class ki taraf chal diye toh hum bahaar nikale toh saamne se lucky or 3-4 bandey aarahe they...

Sam-Woh Black shirt waala Abhi hai president..

Maine dhyaan se dekha toh dikhne mein theek tha fashion sense badhiya tha or show off bhi.. Hatta katta 21-22 age kaa ladka tha.. Wohlog just mere saamne aake rukk gaye..

Abhi-So finally we met.. Myself Abhi.. Hello..

Maine usase hath milaya...

Main-AP..

Abhi-Oh come-on dude I know tum kon ho..

Main-Great Nice to meet you...

Abhi-Same here.. See you around..

Main-You will actually..

Abhi-kaise Rohit Bhai? . Sam Ravi how are you guys..

Rohit-badhiya badhiya...

Sam-cool.. Cool..

Ravi-tu bata be theek hogaya naa abtoh...

Abhi-Arrey bilkul fit.. Cricket Practice mein miltey hain...

Ye sun Rohit wahaan se Apni class ki taraf cut liya or Main sam and ravi apni class ki taraf... Bichmein Paani peene ko rukkey and then class ki taraf waapis..

Class k bahaar as usual Students Nicki madam se doubts clear kar rahe they... Bhen k lawdon class toh suru hone do bakchod aisa kya doubt hai jo class se pehle he aajaata Hai.. Class k baad bhi doubt class k pehle bhi doubt bhenchod padhtey kya hain...

Wahaan Mouni Sneha Ashish or divya they..

Main-Wassup Nicki mam..

Nicki-good good.. On time...

Main - Hell yeah.. How Do I look..?

Nicki-Ahem Ahem..

Main-I was asking Sam..

Sam-Dirtbag.. Just the same..

Main-Shut Up..

Ye sun sablog hanspaddey..

Sam-Nicki mam Class mein aaoge yaa aaj bahaar he lagaaoge class..

Ravi - Yeah I don't understand this at all aisa kya doubt hota hai yaar jo clear he nahi hota.. I mean class end par bhi class mein bhi even class se pehle bhi..

Nicki-Samy You know the difference between them and you 3 you guys study for passing marks and they study for 1st devision...

Main-First that's racist of you mam.. Second what do you mean by you 3 main toh kuch bola bhi nahi and you know i can study all this in less then 24 hours...

Nicki-I am damn Sure you can but I know for a fact that you won't... AP I known you till now for what 12 years or something like that..

Main-13 years..

Nicki-exactly main 13 saal se tumhe jaanti hun i know tum kuch bhi kar shaktey ho but I also know tum kya karoge..

Main-ok you sounded exactly same as Deepu Babhi...

Nicki - Because we both are the same..

Main-I am bored.. Let's go guys..

Nicki-see you inside...

Hum 3no andar aakar baith gaye apni apni seats par...

Sam-Bc I think tujhe khelna caahiye...

Ravi-Same isase better chance naa hoga tera impression pure college par daalne kaa....

Main-woh pata hai bc but you know kitane time se cricket naa khela hun main ye plan ulta pad jaaega toh bc beijatti bahot honi hai..

Ravi-oh come on bc koi Australia ki team k against nahi khelna hai dusre colleges ki he team aayengi khaali you can easily get back your form... And ek baar bc even ek match mein bhi tera touch waapis aaya toh tu fir harr match mein faad dega..

Main-lekin agar touch aaya he nahi toh...

Sam-bc you are AP bhoolgaye kya you can do anything.. Or cricket toh tere baaein hath kaa khel hai..

Main-ok bc let's see aaj practice time dekhtey hain..

Nicki mam class mein aai or unhone padhaana suru kiya and as expected mujhe lawda kuch samjh naa aaya...

Uske baad Ritika madam aai same usne bhi kuch padhaaya jo durr durr takk mujhe maalum nahi tha.. But ab ek faayda tha ab main jyaada bore naa hota tha class mein puri class nikaal deta tha easily.. Uske baad apne Amit Sir aae woh banda Mast time pass karwaagaya padhai k sath sath majaak bhi chalta raha and finally aaj ki classes over hui..

Main-Abe tumlog chalo ground main aata hun thoda kaam niptaake..

Actually mujhe Anshul dikh gaya tha woh Doctor Ruhi kaa bhai and woh Mouni k sath kaafi rehta hai so confirm karletey hain ki kya scene Hai uska bc kahin issi ki setting naa ho woh.. Waise hogi nahi I am sure shakal se he dikhjaata hai... Main Anshul k sath canteen mein aake baitha..

Main- sun ye bata ye Jo Mouni hai ye teri kya lagti hai.. I mean Girlfriend yaa fir koi relative toh nahi hai..?

Anshul-Nahi bhai keval dost hai..

Main-You sure..?

Anshul - damn sure bhai..

Main-dekh baad mein main set Karlun toh bolnaa nahi...

Anshul-Bindaas karo bhai i dont have any problems...

Main-shabbas.. Ye Bataana nahi kissiko bc..

Anshul-nope..

Main-gajab... Oye Lax isko special peela ek..

Laxman-OK bhai..

Ye bolke main wahaan se seedha ground mein aaya udhar Par puri gang mojuud this Sam Ravi Ashish Ajit Rohit Lucky or 2-4 punter ground mein they unke alaawa Sneha Mouni Divya or kuch students side mein baithey they... sam wagairaah Sab dress change kar chuke they...

Sam-Kapdey change kar aa..

Main-naa i am good khaali dekhna hai kuch baaki hai kya sareer mein.... Bat de be lodu..

Rohit-le bey..

Maine bat pakada bc ajeeb saa lag raha tha main crease par aaya ashish ball liye khadda tha..

Main-chutiye sam ko dede ball.. Tujh jaison ko toh main nind mein bhi maardunga jab test karna ho toh humessa best k saamne karna caahiye...

Sam ek gand faad fast bowler tha or ek kaafi sahi middle order batsman agar uski bowling main thodi bhi khel gaya toh hum tournament khel shaktey hain...

Sam ne run up liya maine only helmet lagaaya or hogaya ready sam ne Pehli ball daali jispar maine kaafi late defense kiya lekin ball rokkney mein kamyaab rhaa...

Sam-bc what the fuck itana slow dhyaan kahaan Hai...

Main-Bc reflexes takk slow hogaye hain be... Jaa doobara jaa bc...

Sam ne wapis lamba run up leke ek or fast ball daali maine abki baar bhi defend karna caaha but abki baar kaafi late bat aaya tabtak ball meri gilli udaake nikal Lee... Clean bowled bc..

Main-Nope Not happening see you all around fuck this shit...

Rohit-Abe woh Sam hai iss jaisa bowler dusri teams mein Hain he nahi.... Chutiya types bowlers hain...

Main-nope fuck no... I aiNt playing shit...

Ye bol maine helmet nikaala or seedha ground se bahaar aagaya... Wahaan Sneha or Mouni mojuud thi or sneha ek side mein phone par lagi thi.. Main seedha Mouni k pass gaya...

Main-Hi...

Mouni-Hey... Bad day in field..

Main - kind off i am little bit off as I told them but still unko lagta hai ki main khel shakta hun..

Mouni-I mean jab itane Bandon ko lagta hai toh even mujhe bhi lagta hai you should play..

Main-naa naa I don't want to be a liability to the Team... bloody no. 1 cricketer in University still getting out on ducks and all nope not happening...

Mouni-So hum introduce nahi hue they theek se...

Main-My bad Main gayab he rehta hun humessa..

Mouni - But for a good reason...

Main-off course.. So you know me My name is AP you know what my family does... My bio is little bit boring so let's switch to yours..

Mouni-Yeah LOL.. I AM Mouni We are originally from Kolkata...

Main-that I can see by sweetness in your voice...

Mouni-oh god please..

Main-lol..

Mouni-but my dad shifted here way ago before I was born..

Main-kya kartey hain dad..

Mouni - Oh he is the principal of the college...

What the fuck.... What the fuck... What the fuck...

Main-oho toh principal sir ki beti ho aap nice nice nice to meet you again...

Mouni-same...

Main-so enjoy the match I'll take a leave.. . Bye...

Mouni-buhbye..

Ye bol main wahan se cut liya bhenchod seriously lawde kya chutiya hai meri kismat bhenchod... But no worries we will find someone else fuck her...

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Update-58(Study....??????)


Wahaan se main seedha ghar aagaya car leke, Sam or Ravi ko Rohit drop kardega as aaj practice lambi chalegi bc 2 din pehle practice yaad aai chutiya logon ko.. Haarenge bhenchod... So Mouni cancel..? Fuck yeah bhenchod uska Baap daai chhod dega agar usne mujhe uske sath bhi dekha toh sala jhantu waise bhi najar rakhe hue hoga mujhpar... But fuck that shit I have some work to Do...or ab mere pass jab karne ko kuch tha nahi toh maine Books uthaali bc load kaafi tha or time milta nahi tha aaj Milla tha toh kartey hain total 6 hours they dinner takk mere pass or 6 hours mein mereko last semester kaa padhna Tha sabse chota subject tha chemistry bc jhant baraabar tha first semester mein chemistry...maine Sam k room mein se uski books uthaai chemistry ki or maths mein differential equations ki maine 1.5 he ghantey mein jhant baraabar chemistry padh daali usme jyaada kuch tha nahi wahi 12th waala stuff or uppar fir elements ki bakchodi green chemistry and all.. Uske baad main differential equation par baith gaya bc math toh apne baaein hath kaa khel hai calculus and differential equations maine 3.5 ghantey uss topic par lagaae online lectures Google baba or Sam ravi ki books ne mujhe kaafi help ki or uss chapter mein kaafi andar takk ghuss gaya bc God promise mera dimag rocket se bhi tejj chal raha tha or math mein toh bc yun chutkiyon mein doubts horahe they clear bc maths ki problems solve karne par gajab he ehsaash hota hai... Kareeb shyaam 8 baje babhi mere room mein aai..

Babhi-what the fuck... Tu padhraha hai

Main-yeah pichle 6 ghanton se chemistry toh last sem ki khatam bhi kardi uppar se calculus bhi 60% karliya...

Babhi-Gajab.. Seriously...aise kaise...?

Main-class mein maja naa aata jyaada puraana kuch clear nahi hai toh Naya kuch samjh nahi aata hai raat ko physics or karlunga then aish he aish..

Babhi-I must say I am really impressed keep it up AP... Wahi check karne aai thi main mujhe laga movie dekh raha hoga yaa so raha hoga jo kabse nahi aaya niche...

Uske baad main niche aagaya Ravi or Sam bhi aagaye they.. . Dinner hua and so gaye jyada kuch nahi hua as Abeer or Mangal bhai k sath Delhi gaye they... NEXT day Morning mein sam ne mujhe inform kiya ki aaj classes maybe nahi lagengi kyunki aaj practice matches hain toh sablog udhar he honge lekin still yahaan bore hone se achaa class he lagaalun ye sochke main college k liye ready hua Sam or Ravi already nikal chuke they as unko practice k liye Jaana tha Ab bacha main or meri Bentley... Gaadi mein baith main college k liye nikala bc gaadi kya gajab hai ye gand faad degi ye toh...Ami se kaafi time se nahi mill paaya Tha main, subah early morning nikal jaati thi woh Anjali k sath or raat ko aati thi uss time main yaa toh busy Tha yaa padhraha tha... Isliye maine usko call kiya...

Main-Wassup...

Ami-Hey boss nothing just chilling...

Main-All good...?

Ami-yeah.. You tell what happened..?

Main-nothing just checking on you...

Ami-awwww! So sweet of you boss..

Main-So you enjoying yourself...

Ami-Yeah these guyss are so cool I am having best time of my life....

Main-nice nice... Ok then see you soon...

Ami-Sure boss...

Call disconnected...

Main college pohanch gaya phone par lage lage gaadi Park ki toh aaj parking mein bhi jyaada koi thaa nahi bc practice match k liye itani bakchodi... Matlab college mein cricket kaa craze kaafi hai i must say nice nice... bahaar nikala toh Nicki mam kaa call aagaya maine uthaaya...

Main-Yo.. Wasssupp..

Nicki-Kidhar hai re tu...

Main-just college pohancha hun.. Kyun kya hui..?

Nicki-ground jaaega...

Main-Nope.. I am not playing I tried and looked like garrbage...

Nicki-then class aaja main bore hori idhar...

Main-sure.. Bye

Nicki-buhbye..

Call disconnected..

Main ground cross kartey hue nikala toh bc kaafi bheed thi wahaan match chal raha ek side Ravi, Lucky, Ajit baithey they shayad woh batting side they Sam or Abhi batting kar rahe they Rohit feilding side tha.. Ravi k side Mouni, Arushi, Divya, Sana or Sneha baithi thi... Actually ye ek mini stadium type tha dekhne waalon k liye stadium ki tarah he joint metal chairs ki lambi rows thi dono sides ground k...

Main wahaan se nikala toh Ravi ne mujhe bulaaya..

Main-Yo...

Ravi-Kidhar...

Main-class...

Ravi-kya karega koi nahi hai udhar...

Sneha-Saaf safaai...

Mouni-Lol...

Main-Nice 10 out of 10 for Your weird sense of humour...

Ajit-lol...

Main-Nicki mam kaa call aaya tha unhone bulaaya hai...

Ravi-ok ok... Jaa..

Main-Aata thodi derr mein...

Ye bol main seedha class mein aaya toh udhar Nicki madam k alaawa unki cousin Ritika madam bhi thi or unke alaawa 3-4 ladke or 2-3 ladkiyaan jinko lawda main nahi jaanta wohlog baithey apne mein he lage they god knows kya kar rahe they...

Main-Yo Wassup...

Nicki-Bored yaar.. Isase acha teachers kaa off rakhletey aaj...

Main-babhi ko call karo woh free hain aaj and then go hang out...

Nicki-I wish ye Kar shaktey but college open hai toh rukkna padega warna absent lagegi...

Main-that's fucked up...

Nicki-language AP...

Main-Sorry i mean messed up... Wassup Ritika mam..

Ritika-Mr AP i think you mean Good Morning mam..

Main-what...

Nicki - See not everyone is like me...

Main-Yeah yeah i can see that...

Nicki-so kya karein...?

Main-Let's play Pubg..

Nicki-Shut up AP.... Bahaar chalein Let's see kaise khel rahe wohlog...

Main-let's do it.. By the I thought you liked cricket...

Nicki-I love cricket and you know that..

Main-Toh dekhne kyun nahi gaye..

Nicki-practice matches kaa kya dekhun yaar uppar se dhoop itani hai...

Main-I see I see..

Nicki-Sam ne bataaya mujhe tu kyun nahi khelrahe dude I was so excited for that tournament mujhe laga tu khelega or dhoega...

Main-I tried yet failed brutally...

Nicki-yeah Sam told me...

Main-Riti mam aise chup kaaeko khadey ho...

Riti-Because I don't know what you both are talking about... I don't even know the topic..

Main-The topic is I am the best cricketer in this tournament...

Riti-Nice nice i like cricket...

Main-but the fact is I am not playing...

Riti-nice nice..

Nicki-Let's go...

Humlog bahaar aae toh ground mein chairs par ek side shed lagi hai jisase dhoop nahi aati but dusri side abhi shed nahi lagi hai or uss side dhoop aarahi thi bindaas.. But the problem was jiss side dhoop nahi thi wahaan ki sab chairs occupied thi bc Sab udhar he baithey they... Uske niche teams k dugout they jahaan Ravi wagairaah baithey they wahaan bhi mast jagah thi dhoop kaa naam o nishaan takk nahi tha uppar se better chairs thi.. Or uppar se ground k close tha just boundary k baad jaisa real stadiums mein hota hai... But wahaan bhi Ravi Or baaki 9-10 log baithey they...

Main-ok that's bad...

Nicki-I am not going to sit there no way kitani dhoop hai yaar..

Main-then kya karein chalein...

Nicki-listen I got a plan... PERKS OF BEING A TEACHER...

Main-oh hell no this is not school mam college mein no one cares...

Nicki-Belive me it'll work...

Main-let's do it then...

Riti-excuse me didi what you guys are talking about...

Nicki-Bache dekho or seekho apne senior se..

Main-lol...

Humlog wahaan gaye or dugout k side mein khadey hogaye.. Actually plan ye tha ki Nicki mam ko dekhtey he bc woh khadey hojaaenge and seats dedenge...

Nicki-by the way AP...

Ye sun sablog ekdum udhar muddey or madams ko dekhtey he apni apni seats se khadey hogaye... What the fuck it still works...

Wahaan Par Ravi, Lucky, Ajit, Mouni, Sneha, Ritu, Divya, Sana Arushi or 3 students they jinko main jaanta tha but by name nahi jaanta tha... Or wahaan 4-4 joint chairs ki 3 rows thi aage piche... Total 12 seats.. Uske alaawa uske aage ghass thi jahaan kuch players baithey they....

Sab-good Morning mams...

Nicki-Morning everyone...

Riti-Morning Morning...

Lucky-Please have a seat mam...

Ye suntey he woh sablog apni apni seats se nikalke side mein aagaye maano madam puri 12 seats cover karengi...

Nicki-no no we good you guys sit..

Sneha-oh please mam have a seat...

Mouni - Yeah baithiye mam...

Nicki-awww! Thanks everyone Riti have a seat..

Woh dono first row mein baith gayi muskuraatey hue... It fucking worked...
 

Update-59(Lets Play)



Unke baithney k baad ab meri baari thi..

Nicki-By the way AP listen..

Main unke saamne jaake khadda hogaya...

Main-Ji mam..

Nicki-woh actually the doubt you were asking about...

Main-yeah baad mein karlenge no problem let's enjoy the match for now...

Nicki-OK ok cool sit naa..

Nicki mam ne mujhe apne side mein baithney ko kahaa...

Main-no i am good mam aaplog comfortably baitho...

Nicki-Arrey 4 seater hai we good baitho sab baitho aise khadey hoke kaise dekhoge baitho baitho.. Ek or aajao yahaan...

Lekin sabki gand fattey madam k pass baithney se toh Ravi he bacha jo samjh chuka tha as hum school mein ye sab kartey they woh bc hanse jaaraha tha andar he andar...

Main Nicki mam k bagal mein baitha...

Nicki-OK Ravi tum aajao...

Ravi aake mere side mein baith gaya...

Rows k bichmein kaafi space tha toh piche waalon ko jyaada kuch sunane waala nahi tha ab...

Nicki-Hansna bandh kar be Bhaanda fodega kya...

Ravi-Sorry mam.. That was so cool... I am dying lol...

Nicki-Shut up..

Riti-you guys are so bad... Aise koi karta hai...

NICKI-SHUT Up... This is called smartness.. Tu tips maangrahi thi naa merese toh listen first pehle apne perks kaa use karna seekho.. Note it down..

Riti-If you say so...

Main - Kya situation haibe...

Ravi-99% chance humlog group stage par he bahaar hojaaenge....

Nicki-what the fuck... Are you fucking kidding me...

Riti-Eeewww di language students k saamne...

Nicki-oh my god i am tired of explaining it to you kaan khol k sunn dhyaan se you know tere doubts clear kar deti hun main you see these two here Ravi AP and other one over there Sam they are like family to us.. Deepu ko toh tu jaanti he hai..

Riti-offcourse jaanti hun..

Nicki-so uski wajah se main and AP almost 13 years pehle Mille they uske baad Sam or Ravi se mulaakat hui and from that point they are with me in every situation whether be it good or bad... You know how much deva bhai helped me bahot jyaada..... And main or ye 3 are like best buddies forever... Class mein they are just my students but bahaar they are like...

Main-hold a second don't call me your brother...

Nicki-they are like family to me i love them and they love me equally you know in past 13 years humlog ek sath bahot saari situations se gujarr chukein hain together so isliye main Inke saamne kuch bhi bol shakti hun kuch bhi kar shakti hun even Inko maar bhi shakti hun jinko hath lagaane se sab darrtey... Because they trust me and I trust them more then myself... You know AP or Maine Toh 6 din takk ek room bhi share Kiya tha hotel mein...

Main-oh my god that was a fucked up situation.. Mumbai mein right...

Nicki-Right Mumbai mein Deva bhaiya or Deepu k sath ek marriage mein gaye they humlog...

Main-yep sam and Ravi ko ek room Milla tha and hum do ko ek.. That was too much fun...

Nicki-it was.. So basically Riti they are like family to us and trust me you can trust them more then anything more then even me isko dekh rahi hai kabhi bhi kahin bhi problem mein ho toh call him he will get you out like a family member... They are the best persons I have ever seen in my life... Inse jyaada frank main mumma k sath bhi nahi thi lol... So isliye ye students baad mein Or friends pehlein hain.. That'd why I love them so much..

Ravi-ok mujhe aaplog kaa maalum nahi but that speech made me emotional.. I love you Nicki mam..

Riti-Same here like mujhe maalum tha you guys are close but ye nahi maalum tha itana close so I am really impressed by the way...

Nicki-so ab doobara aisa kuch nahi puchna.. Di aap AP k sath aise kyun behave kartey ho..? Di aap Sam ko punishment kyun nahi deti... Di aap ravi k sath itana frankly kyun baat karti ho.. Etcetera etcetera... Ok...

Riti-I got this...

Nicki-And also they are like a family to me that means...

Ispar Riti mam ne unki baat bichmein he Kaat di.. .

Riti - that means they are like family to me too...

Nicki-exactly so kuch hojaae toh call him iski harr jagah chalti hai...

Main-hell yeah.. So kya main flirt kar shakta hun inke sath...

Nicki-No not at all...

Riti-Never...

Main-Joking..

Nicki-khussar fussar bandh karo ab piche waale awkwardly ghurr rahe unhe samjh naa aaraha kuch..

Main - LOL...

Dhoop jyaada thi toh 5 minute kaa break hua or Sam Abhi rohit or baaki players dugout ki taraf aae dono teams kaa agal bagal he hai dugout so sab wahin baith gaye Paani waani glucose wagairaah peeya...

Rohit-Morning Nicki man Morning Ritika man..

Nicki-Morning morning Captain Sir Oh sorry Ex captain...

Rohit-Lol...

Nicki-By the way kya lagta hai..?

Rohit-Humlog group stage mein he bahaar hojaaenge most probably...

Nicki-what seriously...?

Sam-Sadly yess...

Nicki-Oh God..

Lucky-because mere alaawa koi practice par bhi nahi aaya inlog ne pichle 2 months se cricket dekha bhi nahi tha or kya bakwas performance hain sabki even meri bhi itani theek nahi hain you know JN college waale daily 2 hours practice kartey hain and unhi se humaara 36 kaa aankadda hai... Bahot buri tarah haarenge humlog...

Riti-OK thats bad...

Ravi-Yep see you next time Trophy...

Nicki-You all listen tumhe pata haina principal sir cricket k kitane badey fan hain woh harr match dekhenge tumhaara or Agar tum Keh rahe ho waisa performance raha tumhaara toh woh bahot naaraj honge and according to me woh uske baad college se cricket he nikaal denge...

Ye sun sab students par bijli si girri...

Lucky - What..?

Rohit-Holy Mother...

Ravi-seriously...

Mouni-Yes I am sure woh yahi karenge belive me..

Abhi - matlab no cricket at all.. Ye toh bahot bakwas hai..

Rohit-bina cricket marrjaaenge yaar...

Nicki--At this point you guys need a game changer and in this ground I can see only one game changer around here... And you guys know kon hai woh.

Lucky-AP you should play.. Dekh I know hum dono are like opposite to each other and we have our issues but still yahaan humsab ek he jagah fanse hain so tujhe khelna he hoga...

Main-bhai I am happy to play mujhe koi problem nahi hai but you saw my form Abe bahot kharaab hai befaltu team mein ek bandey ki jagah khaaunga..

Rohit-oh come-on yaar try toh kar...

Lucky-Haan perform kar paaya toh fir hum jeet jaayenge warna haar toh rahe he hain... Or dusri teams mein bhi maximum wahi school waale bandey hain jinko school tournaments mein kabse haraata aaya hai tu you got this play naa yaar...

Ashish-aisa kya kar raha haibe..

Nicki-ye khelega don't worry...

Main-Sachmein..?

Ravi-Yep don't worry guys he is going to play...

Nicki-Ab khuss...

Sab-hell yeah.....

OK ab ye lage lawde beta AP itani beijjati hogi ki gand fatt jaaegi... Bhenchod.. But fir bhi I am Mr. CRICKET the point here is agar main nahi chala toh beijjati lekin agar chal gaya toh saamne waalon ki gand faad dunga...

Continued...
 
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