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Update-60(The Hate)



Lucky - Lets go AP then Aaja practice mein..

Main-No way apun seedha Match khelega ye 1 ghante ki practice kuch nahi badlegi isliye befaltu mein time waste hoga tumlog continue karo...

Rohit-Sure..?

Main-Hell yeah bud...

Humlog dopehar takk Match he dekhtey rahe uske baad break hua and fir shyaam ko waapis aana tha players ko but main uske liye nahi aane waala tha fuck that bc... Wahaan se humlog seedha ghar aae lunch kiya or Mast so gaye bc shardiyaan jaa rahi thi or dhoop gand maarni chaalu kar chuki thi.. Main utha 4 baje tabtak Sam or Ravi jaa chuke they Ghar par keval babhi or Meenu thi jo neeche furniture ko new jagah rakhwaa rahi thi iss kaam mein Atleast 9 guards lage they as furniture bahot jyaada tha... Or sabse gajab baat inn sabse kaafi tejj sound aarahi thi..

Main-Oh god can you guyss stop this sound..

Babhi-Nope.. Saaf safaai hone takk aise he chalega..

Main-ok toh main bahaar jaa raha tabtak I am bored...

Babhi-OK ok..

Bc life kaa ye Chutiyaapa bahot horaha tha yaa toh karne ko kuch nahi hota tha yaa ekdum itana kuch hojaata tha ki gand fatt jaati thi bc what the fuck. Ab shanti hai life mein toh woh bhi nahi jamm rahi..

Ab maine socha ki lets go to the police station sablog se milke aata or koi case hua toh uspar dimag lagaalunga thoda bahot taaki bc dimag shant hojaae... Meri car Sam or Ravi legaye they isliye maine Sam waali audi lee kyunki bc dusri car k liye 20 minutes garage mein lagenge fuck that audi leke main seedha Police station pohancha... Car park ki or Andar aaya ab yahaan 95% Staff mujhe achii tarah jaanta tha so jyaada dikkat nahi hoti thi... Main seedha first floor par aaya jahaan office hain Anjali Jiya wagairaah k cabins they.. Wahaan aaya toh mujhe Anjali k cabin mein Anjali Ami Jiya Or Pooja mille...

Main-May I come in madam...

Anjali-Come in.. Oh shit AP.. Tumhe kabse permission ki jarurat padne lagi...

Main-Majaak... Majaak... So Wassup everyone...

Sab-all good...

Main-Shabbas...

Anjali-Baith naa re..

Main wahaan baitha...

Jiya-aaj kaise darshan diye bade sahaab....

Main-bore horela tha yaar solid uppar se gharpe saaf safaai chalrahi thi Sam Ravi Cricket khelne gaye Abeer Mangal Bahi or Rishi Delhi mein hain Railies kar rahe hain...

Ami-Lol so you were alone...

Main-yep..

Anjali-By the way Kal koi tournament hai kya tumlog kaa...

Main-haao State level kaa kyun aapki duty lagi kya...

Anjali - Nahi meri nahi Jiya Or Pooja ki... Mujhe bus bich bich mein check karna hai..

Pooja-or humein pata bhi nahi..

Anjali-bhoolgayi thi yaar order aaya tha lunch time mein..

Pooja-No problem... Kya scene Hai AP ye kaafi bheed hoti kya..

Main-Main jab last time yahaan tha toh theek thaak log aatey they like 2 yaa 3 hajaar takk...

Pooja-nice nice matlab kaafi popular hai...

Main-All over haryana K top colleges k students aatey hain so yeah kaafi log aajatey alag alag jagah se uppar se Sunday hai ek din toh ussdin jyaada honge or final semifinal waale din..

Jiya-Sounds cool tumlog khel rahe....

Main-Sadly yess...

Jiya-Sadly kyun maine suna tha tu faadu cricketer hai...

Main-woh toh main hun but you know kitane time se cricket dekha bhi nahi hai practice mein gaya tha 2 ball naa khel paaya or Kal match Hai pehla that's so fucked up dude beijjati honi pakki hai..

Anjali-oh don't worry you got this chill chill... Ab lagta hai dekhne aana padega...

Main-Hell yeah... Rajat wagairaah kahaan gaye...

Anjali-day off hai unka aaj... By the way city is very shant nowadays... Jyaada kuch hota he nahi idhar...

Main-Or jab suru hota hai toh fir khatam nahi hota...

Anjali-lol.. Ye toh hai...

Main-so Wassup Ami kya chalraha...

Ami-all good all good boss..

Anjali-dude I cant even tell how good she is belive me agar isko hindi aati hoti naa toh ye Orr bhi jyaada tejj hojati but still she is too fast and smart...

Main-I know i know..

Ami--main hindi seekh rahi...

Main-good good...A tum 3 mein se koi date par chal raha kya abhi mere sath...

Anjali-Lol...

Jiya-Kyun college mein naa millrahi kya koi...?

Main-actually Haan ek milli thi bc woh principal ki beti nikali toh wahaan se ulte pair holiya main...

Pooja-Lol..

Anjali-or koi dhundle after all you are the king of flirts...

Main-You see I think I used to be the king of flirts ab nahi raha main actually i think jyadatar cheejon mein slow hogaya hun main woh kehtey haina practice makes a man perfect woh sach he hai bc bina practice main slow hogaya ab woh pehle waala charm, Flirting, Attitude raha he nahi...

Anjali - oh come on I think tu wahi puraana AP hai bus ye sab cheejein theek se try nahi ki hain tune that's it dhangse try kar you'll fucking own everyone...

Main--mujhe bhi yahi lagta... But bc listen time kahaan Hai Yaar dekho ab 2-3 din mein ghumm firke ladki ko bottle mein uttarun and then case Aajaega koi naa koi fir bc marrne kaa time naa millega or tabtak ladki gayab yaa fir koi or pakad lega.. I mean seriously what the fuck... You know jo ladki mere sapne leti thi jinki taraf main dekhta bhi nahi tha woh ab mujhse bhaav khaati hain they don't want to be with me kyunki I am a killer or gangleader for them.. Unhe lagta hai bc main koi killer he hun unko isase koi matlab nahi hain ki jinko humlog maartey hain woh unhi ki bhalaai k liye maartey hain... Hum nahi maarenge toh kya maalum wahi ladki agle din ussi bandey dwaara kidnap hui millegi and then gaali millegi police ko... That's so fucking dumb dude...

Anjali-Actually we agree with you on this one.. Sahi Bola tune... See 40% logon ko usase matlab nahi hai ki humsab unki bhalaai k liye he kartey hain inke hissab se hum he criminal hain...

Jiya-exactly you know wohlog humein kya boltey hain 'The Gangstar Squad'... I mean seriously what the fuck... We are the good guys here or humlog ko he criminal Banaa rahe...

Main-but the point is they are afraid of us right... Unki fatt jaati hai humaare naam se...

Jiya-lol... Bilkul...

Main-So humein ghanta koi farak nahi padta....

Anjali-bilkul...

Pooja-so ab baat chali hai toh I also have something to share...

Main-ok..

Pooja-Puri report nahi hai still kaam Kar rahi main uspar rukko lappy leke aati hun mera...

Pooja bhaagke apna laptop leke aai...

Pooja-see AP you know main humessa online najar rakhti ki what's happening what's not etcetera.

Main-Haan I know...

Pooja-toh shockingly recently main time pass k liye kuch bakwas kar rahi thi toh you know social media par jabse tu waapis aaya hai tabse abtak tere against hate like 20% growth hua hai like jordaar hate...

Main-what the fuck...

Anjali-what...? Seriously...

Pooja - Ji like tu ek mudda bann gaya hai debate kaa mostly haryana Delhi side log teri pics share karke loggon se puchtey hain ki tujhe waapis aana caahiye Tha yaa nahi...

Main- bc...

Pooja-or mast part sunn usme se approximately 55% naa he boltey hain...

Main-oh my fucking god..

Jiya-that's fucked up...

Pooja- uske kai reasons hain no. 1 Tu iss side ruling party kaa poster boy hai toh opposition waale log hain inmein se 40%..... secondly tu police k sath hai toh 15% log police haters bhi hain ok tu crime ko khatam karta hai toh isme 15% criminals bhi hain or last 30% k according tu he ek criminal hai...

Main-what the fuck is wrong with public nowadays...

Pooja-toh ye jo 30% log haina ye log tujhse darrtey hain jaise ki tu koi criminal ho like they don't know ki tune kya kiya hai kya nahi but still unhe idea hai ki jo jo kand kaa credit humlog letey hain usme tu bhi shamil hota... Isliye they are afraid of you...

Main-Bro mujhe naa toh opposition waalon se dikkat Hai naa he criminals se or naa he police haters se fuck them all woh lawda kuch nahi kar shaktey mera mujhse fatt jaati hai unki but the problem is baaki k 30% bc what the fuck kya chutiya log hain yaar... I mean seriously unke liye Jaan jokhim mein daalo and wohlog ye detey badle mein...

Anjali-sahi Bola...

Pooja-so meri research abhi puri nahi hui hai jab puri hogi toh isme se main main accounts waalon ko dhundenge or unke accounts or internet privileges hataadenge bc warna ye toh online gang he banaalenge apne khilaaf...

Main-exactly... By the way kitana time lagaaya tune abtak ispar...

Pooja-21 ghantey approximately...

Main-what the fuck.. Tu apna free time mujhe help karne k liye he use kar rahi kya...

Pooja-lol Haan.. But aajkal yahaan bhi free he paddi rehti toh kuch kaam he karleti issi bahaane anjali mam kaam naa deti mereko jyaada warna yaar mereko logon k mobile track karne kaa kaam milta hai...

Main-see isiliye I love you yaar... Thanks pehle toh and love you secondly...

Pooja-awww! No problem babes anything for you...

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Uodate-61(Cricket-1)


SO police station se main ghar aaya or aaj kaa din bhi nikala subah jaldi uthey 6.00am par because sabse pehla match humaara he Tha nahaa dhoke ready hue humlog or college k liye nikal gaye...

Toh jarra tournament k baare mein bataadun pure haryana and Delhi se 8 colleges ki teams hongi... 4 colleges haryana k honge and 4 Delhi k... 2 groups honge ek mein Haryana ki teams hongi and dusre MEIN Delhi ki ek group mein 4 teams hongi or woh aapis mein ek ek match khelengi and group matches k baad jo harr group ki top 2 teams hongi woh dusre group ki top 2 teams k sath semifinals khelengi and then un semifinals ki winner 2 teams k bich final hoga... Harr match 15 overs kaa hoga jisme se pehle 4 overs Powerplay k honge ek banda max 3 over faink shakta Hai..
Or ye baat main abhi clear kardun bowlers k kuch kaam ka nahi hai humaara ground bowlers ko bhaari maar padne waali hai ek toh pitch batsman ko favour karegi and secondly ground chota kiya gaya hai toh bahot runs padenge ye confirm hai...

Toh humlog group A mein they yaani haryana waale mein.. Or ussi mein humaare sabse bade DUSHMAN THEY JN college inse humaari kaafi time se rivalry hai cricket se bahaar bhi.. Uske alaawa St. PETERS college fir GD college and last humlog... So 3 matches honge per team jisme se 2 jeetane k baad semifinal kaa ticket millne k chances hain..

Humlog seedha locker room gaye wahaan se change karke ground mein aae toh humaari puri team yahin thi ground k 4on taraf log baag aane Jaane lage they uske alaawa ground k just saamne ek stage par vips yaa chief guests k liye chairs lagi thi jahaan college Principals wagairaah baithey they chairs already occupied thi woh bhi humaare college k Bandon k dwaara humlog dug outs mein aae toh humaare just piche Nicki mam Ritika mam Ritu Mouni or baaki Sab ladkiyaan baithi thi bus Riya nahi thi... Lawde gand maraae riya cricket par dhyaan de...

Main-Morning mams...

Riti-Morning...

Nicki-Mowning... Wassup...

Main-all good.. Aaplog subah subah...

Nicki-told you I love cricket...

Main-ok ok..

Nicki-so you ready...

Main-nope not at all.. I am going to fail miserably....

Nicki-Oh come on you got this... Cricket tere liye baaein hath kaa khel hai...

Main-let's see lets see...

Nicki-best of luck dude...

Ritika-Best of luck...

Main-thanks...

Nicki-or Haan impression k liye please at least ek game mein the AP show dikhaadena...

Main-I'll try my best... Try karunga harr match mein dikhaun...

Nicki-opposite waale marrjaaenge bechaare.. Aisa Matt kariyo..

Main-lol.. See you around...

Humlog sab ikatha hue... Ye thi humaari playing 11 Unke batting order k hissab se..

Ravi, Abhi, Me, Rohit, Lucky, Ashish, Ajit, Sam, Sunil, Anshul, and Vikram...

Sunil Anshul or vikram new they wohlog seekh rahe they isliye unkaa jyaada no. Aane waala Tha nahi idhar kyunki top 8 mein batting bhi aagayi or bowling bhi.. Ravi wicket keeper tha and Lucky captain..

Unka captain Tha Manoj jo school mein Humse ek year senior tha or uski team ko bahot dhota tha main Uske baad woh college aagaya Humse 1 saal pehle and humlog school tournaments mein he rehgaye.. Par batsman woh bhi faadu tha apni team mein akela he dhangkaa batsman tha ek time par... But abhi filhaal uski team one of the best thi.. Bc gand maardetey they aisa rohit ne humein bataaya pichle saal or usase pichle saal wahilog winner they...

Unki team iss parkaar thi

MANOJ, Vijay, Vaibhav, Jeetu, Rahul, Sonu, Saurabh

bus bhenchod itane he naam bataae they rohit ne baaki chutiya they...

Toh lucky mahaashay toss k liye gaye actually filhaal sab dost ki tarah ekdusre ko treat kar rahe they because college ko jitwaana tha or beshak aapshi matbhedd kitane bhi honn Jab baat college ki aati hai toh sab ek hain..

Lucky ne toss jeeta or feilding kaa fainsla kiya.. 7 baj chukey they or abhi se kaafi students or parents or log baag aachuke they or aatey he jaarahe they.. Toh situation ye thi ki humaare yahaan par keval group A k matches they group B K matches dusri city mein they taaki time bache.. But semifinals or final yahin tha... Koi chief guest bhi aagaya tha I guess 2 commentator bhi aae they bc same yahi 2 commentators main school time se dekhta aaraha hun jo bhi government funded tournament hotey hain caahe school ho yaa college yahi 2 commentator hotey hain or uske alaawa umpires bhi puraane waale he they bc.. Lagta hai inka contract hota hai koi.. Par bandey sab sahi they...

So unke openers aaye Manoj or Vijay... Humlog ikatha hue..

Rohit-,listen Agar inke top 3 batsman chall gaye toh bahot jyaada maarenge gand faad tuff team hai batting or bowling dono mein.. So thodi bhi tuchi bowling ki toh gand fatt jaaegi...

Lucky-Sahi kahaa Rohit bhai.. SO TEAM.. lets go...

Ravi keeper tha or main slip mein baaki feilding set ki lucky ne or pehla over wahi daalne waala Tha kaafi sahi bowler tha woh bhi... Manoj strike par tha..

Manoj-are iski Maa kaa dekho toh kon aaya hai...

Main-Wassup gandmarre...

Manoj-Finally school life se bahaar nikal gaya tu..

Main-aise bol raha hai bhosdk jaise seedha college mein aaya tha teri or teri Team ki kai saal gand maari hai hum dono ne dekhle openers they uss time k..

Manoj-ab woh time nahi raha naa ab bade logon k bich aagaya tu woh chutiya team thi bowlers weak they yahaan dekhunga..

Main-Haan Haan suna hai maine jhant k baal teri team badhiya Hai... Chal khel ab..

Manoj ko maalum tha mere baare mein lekin woh ground par keval ground ki baatein karke he saamne waale k dimag mein ghussta hai personal nahi hota kabhi.. Ground mein dushman bahaar same wahi.. Or yahi uski khaasiyatt hai saamne waale k dimag mein ghuss jaata hai bc ye...

Powerplay on tha or keval 2 fielders 30 yard circle k bahaar they... Ek deep square par or ek long off par...

Powerplay mein bahot maar padegi bc Sab maarenge...

Lucky ne first ball daali medium fast chest height ki or usne thoda saa piche hattke third man par one bounce 4 maardiya..

Second bowl usne slower one daali jispar usne aage nikalke deep midwicket k uppar se kheldiya 6 run k liye...

Main-bahot jyaada maar padegi beta sabki dhulaai honi fix hai bc...

Ravi-ye log toh or jyaada maarenge bhenchod..

Third ball usne rokki.. 4th halke hath se khela or bhaagke 2 run leliye... 5th ball usne yorker daalni caahi par low full toss padi or long on k uppar se ek or six...

Main-hell yeah..ye ground kitane metres kaa hai mid on ki side..

Ravi-65/67 I guess..

Main-Bc kaash main puraane waala hota toh uss side he 6 maarta pure din..

Last ball usne fir slower one daali or ek or 6 khaaya.. Pehle over mein JN KAA SCORE hua 24/0

Manoj - 24(6)
Vijay-0(0)

Dusara over Sam leke aaya... Sam ki speed bahot jyaada thi like 135-145 takk iss age mein daal leta tha woh jo bahot badi baat thi... Lekin uski speed kaa ulta faayda iss ground mein batsman ko hona tha...

Usne Pehli bowl bouncer daali jo batsman ne niche baith ke duck ki.. Second ball slower one daali jispar Vijay crease se bahaar nikala or long off k uppar se rakh k diya... 6 run...

Ravi-bhosdk slower one kyun daalraha hai pace rakh....

Sam-pitch he aisi hai be.. Yaa toh pura dum lagaao yaa fir slower one he dallengi...

Main-yep..sahi bola..

Toh haalat ye hui ki Sam ne uss over mein 2 six or 2 fours khaaye yaani total 20 runs...or unka score hua 44/0 in 2.0 overs

Manoj-24(6)
VIJAY-20(6)...

Humaare 2 best bowlers pehle he chudd gaye they toh NEXT OVER sunil ne daala lekin usko bhi fall Milla 20 runs lage...

Toh Powerplay k pehle 3 overs mein unka score hua 64/0 in 3.0 overs at 21.3 runs per over...

Manoj-43(11)
Vijay-21(7)
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Main - we fucked up dude...

Ravi-badly...

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Update-62(Cricket-2)



Powerplay kaa last over Sam ne daala or bc uska aatey he first ball par 6 maarke Vijay ne swagat kiya... Lekin agli ball Sam k naam rahi gand faad yorker maari or Vijay ko bowled maara seedha...

Vijay-27(9) bowled Sam...

Main-Shabbas bhenchod... Yahi caahiye tha..

Sab Sam ko congrats karne gaye.. Naya batsman jeetu aaya... Uss over mein fir Sam ne keval 1 run Orr diya..

4 over mein unka score hua 71-1 in 4...

Manoj-43(14) Jeetu - 1(1)..

Powerplay khatam hua or uske baad shanti rahi so next 6 overs mein aae 63 runs bina kissi wicket k... Iss bich commentators ne bhi gand maardi bc hindi commentary k liye international mein Jaana caahiye inlog ko... Kya kya word use kar rahe they..

Unka score hua

JN- 134-1 in 10 overs at 13.4 runs per over...

Manoj-68(30)
Jeetu-37(21)

Wohlog single double four par khel rahe they keval ghatiya balls par maar rahe they...

11th over vikram leke aaya...

Uski Pehli ball par ek hawai shot laga long on par rohit k just uppar se 6 gaya... Second par 4 slip nahi thi toh wahaan se gaya... 3rd ball par double liya unhone... 4th par usne bilkul seedha tejj shot maara 4 runs k liye... NEXT ball bhi lalach mein khelni caahi.. Lekin hawa mein gayi or Abhi ne ek badhiya catch pakada...

Manoj-84(35) out bowl Vikram caught Abhi...

Next batsman aaya Vaibhav...last ball iss over ki khaali nikali...

Total hua

JN- 150-2 in 11

Jeetu-37(21)
Vaibhav-0(1)

12th and 13th Rohit or lucky ne daale Jinmein 26 runs aae or Rohit ko jeetu kaa wicket milla... Rahul naya batsman tha...

Score hua 176-3 in 13...at 13.5 runs per over..

Jeetu-50(26) out bowled Rohit..

Vaibhav - 1(2)
Rahul-12(6)

13-14 ki run rate waise toh bahot jyaada thi lekin iss stage par itani jyaada nahi thi uppar se ground bhi batting k liye tha so humlog jyaada tension mein nahi they abhi... Lekin tension tab badh gayi jab 14th over mein Sunil ne 24 runs dediye...

Main-what the fuck... Bc 200 total lagaa k chalrahe they jo ki already bahot mushqill tha or abhi toh 6 balls bach bhi gayi...

JN.. - 200-3 in 14..at 14.2 runs per over...

Vaibhav-25(8)
RAHUL-12(6)

Sam kaa ek over bacha tha isliye main lucky or Rohit sam k pass gaye..

Rohit-bc tu he sahaara Hai 6 runs takk kaa over nikaal dey Agar bc isme bhi 15+ lage toh 15 ki he required aajaegi... Already impossible target horaha hai..

Lucky-Haan bc...

Rohit-uppar se bc batting lodu Hai apni..

Sam-I got this...

Main-speed ye dhyaan rakh bc speed..

Sam over leke aaya vaibhav strike par tha... Pehli he ball usne fast daali batsman ne lapedna caaha but bat par aai nahi.. Toh keval ek run he Milla unhe.. Second ball rahul ne kheli jo bhenchod gand faad yorker thi seedhe juttey(shoe) par lagi Rahul k or lbw out...

Commentator-Ungli Todd pair marrod ball thi ye Sam ki... Kya gajab ki speed hai ise ladke k pass ek din national KHELEGA dekhlena...

Sam-in maadarchod ko chup karaao re koi..

Rahul-12(7) lbw Sam..

Next batsman aaya Sonu... SAM ne ek or fast yorker daali iss baar bat laga lekin ball kahin gayi nahi wahin rehgayi... 0 run.. 4th ball sam ne daali speed se or bat kaa edge leke seedha keeper k pass...

Commentator-dekha ye hoti hai dead pitch par swing... Sam gajab hai school time se dekhraha hun iss ladke ko main bowling toh gajab karta he hai lekin batting bhi badhiya Hai iski ek sadha hua all-rounder...

Sonu-0(2) Caught Ravi bowl Sam..

2 ball baaki thi bc bus ye nikal jaae lekin aisa hua nahi next batsman ne aatey he Pehli ball aankh bandh karke lapedd di 6 run k liye. What the fuck.. Last ball par sam shyaana hogaya usne yorker kaa try kiya jo sahi paddi or seedha bowled... Gajab 7 run 3 wickets in final over...

Unka total score hua 207-6 in 15...

Commentator - toh ye score bahot jyaada hogaya gajab ki batting kaa pardarshan JN college dwaara MG college ab mushkil mein...

Humaara best bowler raha Sam. = 3-0-34-4...

Humlog lawde ki tarah munh latkaake Dugout ki side aae bc apne supporters k cehre latke hue they latkaney bhi caahiye bc aisa bhi koi maar khaata hai kya...

Rohit-OK boys it seems we got our ass kicked very badly..

Ravi-Holy Shit we got demolished...

Abhi-gand faad di bc...

So ab 10 minutes kaa break tha humlog dug out mein aake baithey toh humaare coach they Swami ji unka real name kuch Orr tha lekin humlog usko Swami ji he boltey they bada faadu banda hai or kaafi sahi coach haryana k liye Ranji khel chuka hai cricket mein... Football kaa bhi coach Hai... Or geniune banda hai khel ko leke emotional hai... Humlog isko pehle se jaantey hain... Rohit ki wajah se...

Swami-toh ye kya tha...

Humlog kuch nahi bole...

Swami-saala ek kona nahi chhoda jidhar chakka nahi khaaya tumlog.. Ab aise kya munh latka k khadey ho khaaya hai runs toh banana bhi padega naa...

Main-Hell yeah Swami ji...

Swami-Abe aise sabke saamne naa Bola Kar marwaaega kissi din...

Main-Apne he bandey hain ye sab... Koi kuch naa kahega...

Swami-kahunga toh main agar tu nahi challa toh saala ek toh gayab hogaya bina bataae Kal dikha tu mereko first time jab baat hui... Uppar se bolta hai tu cricket bhull gaya... Aise thodi hota hai tu bhoolgaya toh samjh ye match gaya...

Main-we got this Swamiji...

Swami-Open karega..?

Main-Hmmm...

Swami - Dekh Ravi humaara best opener hai or usko main badal nahi shakta Abhi uske sath jaata hai jo one down kaa player hai toh Agar tu caahe toh open karle...

Abhi-bilkul I dont have any problems..

Main-nahi yaar tu khel main thoda dekhleta kya situation hai...

Abhi or Ravi ready hue...

Swami - Ravi natural game kheliyo aggressive Abhi slow khel lega tu faad diyo...

Ravi-sure sir... Any Hints boss...

Main - gand maar dey Powerplay mein...

Ravi-hell yeah..

Ravi or Abhi gaye maine gloves and pads baandhi next mujhe Jaana tha...

Tabhi dugout k just piche baithi Nicki mam ne mujhe bulaa liya... Main udhar gaya... Wahaan Nicki mam k alaawa baaki Sab girls bhi baithi thi jaisa Maine bataya bc Sab dekhne aai hain beta AP solid beijjati hogi..

Main-Wassup mam...

Nicki - what was that dude...

Main-- we just got destroyed continuesly Unlog ne 10 minute kaa jo break hota woh bhi naa liya bichmein...

Nicki-tune bowl nahi daali...

Main-main chhod chuka bowling...

Nicki-oh seriously...

Main-remember hath mein Dard hone lagata hai...

Nicki-oh Haan Haan...toh ab...

Main-agar Ravi chal gaya toh kuch chances hain agar woh naa chala toh chaltey fir ghar..

Ritika-2 matches jeetaney haina... Ghar kyun 3 mein se 2 ek haar gaye toh kya dikkat...

Main-kyunki mam net run rate k hissab se hoga fir agar 2 teams ne bhi 2-2 matches jeetey toh Run Rate jin 2 teams ki jyaada hogi wahi jaayenge semis mein or Agar ye match hum jyaada difference se haare toh run rate bahot niche jaaegi... Fir mushqill hojaaega...

Riti-I see i see...

Main-ok main chalta fir...

Main dugout mein aake baitha Sam or rohit k bichmein...

Sam-bhai sahaab coach ko bolke ye pitch theek karwaaenge tournament k baad... Are bhenchod bowlers ki toh Maa he chhod degi ye aise toh... Bhenchod naa swing naa turn naa pace i mean what the fuck...

Main-beta soch main form mein hota toh teri kya gand todta iss pitch par...

Sam-Kal he bowled kiya tha tujhe yahin chutiye...

Main-Abe form mein hota toh teri chhod bhenchod ek team ki toh aisi Maa chhod deta wohlog match karne naa aatey..

Sam-lol ye toh hai...

Toh match suru hua Ravi or Abhi open kiye innings Unka koi fast bowler pehla over daalne aaya...

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Update-63(AP failed???)



Pehli 2 balls ravi ne rokki... NEXT 2 balls par double liye 4 balls par 4 aagaye... Ravi dekh raha tha pitch ek baar... Kyunki bc jiss pitch par hum kheltey hain woh nahi thi ye tournament k committee waalon ne badalwaai thi taaki ek team ko faayda naa ho.. Next ball usne daali ravi ne aage nikale uthake lagaadiya ek 6 kaa... Or usase agli ball par ek 4..

Pehle over mein aaye 14 runs... Sab Ravi k...

2nd over Abhi pura peegaya usne keval ek boundary maari or bc last ball par single liya total aaye 7 runs...

Score hua... 21-0 in 2

Ravi - 14(6)
ABHI-7(6)

NEXT over bhi dono ne aise he nikaala bc Pata nahi ho kya raha tha unki batting mein toh ache stroke lagrahe they Inko kya hua...

3rd over mein 9 runs aaye...

30-0 in 3 at 10 runs per over...
Ravi-15(7)
ABHi-15(11)

Lucky-Aise toh jeet chuke fir..

Slow run rate k kaaran Abhi par dabaav bana or Next over ki Pehli he ball par usne uthake khelna caaha jo baat bani nahi bc ball 30 yard circle mein he catch hogayi..

Abhi-15(12) out...

Ab apni baari aai... Log baag jaantey they apne ko students they dusre colleges k local log they humaare yahaan k or humaare college k students wohlog dekhtey they meri batting school tourneis mein..

Commentator1-Shukla ji ye hain mera personal favorite.. AP apne Deva Ji kaa chota bhai hai or isase badhiya batsman maine iss age mein pure North India mein nahi dekha... Dekhlo kitani jagah jaake aae hain hum lekin ye toh ye he hai... Lekin dikkat ye hai kaafi time baad maidaan mein uttar raha hai toh dekhtey hain kaisa karta hai ye...

Ravi-bhai dead pitch hai yahaan chutiye bowlers badhiya horahe hain or badhiya bowlers chutiya... Dhyaan se...

Main-main slow khelta tu maarne lag ab bc...

Ravi-OK...

Main strike par aaya toh Manoj slip mein tha..

Manoj-aaj bowling par nahi aaya darrgaya tha kya be...

Main-injured hun be lawde... Tu kya chutiya time pass kar raha new batsman aae uspar try kariyo be sledging main or Ravi tere Baap hain isme Humse shyaanpatti karega kya lawde...

Manoj-lol try karna mera kaam Hai.. Ye tere president ko aise he liya maine...

Main-aise he mera lawda lele munh mein warna bat maarunga faink k...

Manoj-Ravi ko aane dey idhar usko chhedunga...

Main-woh gand fodd dega teri..

Maine feilding weilding dekhi or Pehli ball aatey he aaram se push kardiya single k liye... Gajab ye toh easy hai i got this...

Ravi gaya strike par... Or Pehli he ball par straight goli jaisa shot maara 4 run k liye... Koi fielder hilla bhi nahi... NEXT ball usne slower one daali or Ravi ne aage nikalke diya ek ghumaake deep midwicket k uppar se 6 run.. Next ball usne bouncer daali or Ravi ne halke hath se upper cut khel diya keeper k uppar se one bounce and 4...

Main-well bat laundey... Well bat...ab boll bhosdk...

Manoj-kab tak maarega...

Ravi-jabtak out naa hota tabtak khaa tu toh...

Last ball usne yorker daalni caahi lekin Ravi aage khadda tha toh woh low full toss aai jo bat par lagtey he long on k uppar se gayi 6 runs k liye... Iss over mein aae 21 run... Powerplay hua samaapatt...
Score hua..

MG- 51-1 in 4..
Ravi-35(11)
AP-1(1)..

Ab Powerplay mein jyaada kuch hua nahi toh maine socha main bhi settle hojaau...bc 157 runs caahiye they 14.3 ki run rate se dono maarenge Tabb baat banegi... Isliye next 2 over humne aise nikaal diye unmein 18 runs jarur aaye lekin mera kuch nahi tha unmein....

Score hua 69-1 in 6...

Ravi-50(16)..
Ap- 4(8)..

Ravi k 50 hue.. Sabne taaliyaan wagairaah bajaake formalty puri kee...

Main-well bat laundey...

Bc defense bhi theek se naa horaha tha lawda Mera...

7th over ki 1sr ball maine bada hit maarna caaha lekin bc connection naa hua or single se kaam chalaana padda...
Lekin Ravi ab mera wait nahi karne waala Tha required run rate uppar jaati dikhi usko isliye aatey he strike par Pehli ball par 4kka jadd diya next ball par hawaai fire 6 run k liye 4th ball par edge laga slip naa thi toh 4 run next usne rokki or agli par step up karke straight shot khel diya mere sir k uppar se 'syunnn' karke gayi ball...

Main--lawde maarega kya..

Is over mein runs ki aapurti hui isme aae 19 runs...

Score hua 88-1 in 7..

Ravi-68(21)
AP-5(9)

120 runs caahiye they 8 mein 15 ki run rate se...

Finally next over ki first ball par ek shot connect hua mera 4 runs Mille uske alaawa iss over mein 2 wide aai or total runs iss over se aae 10...

Score hua..

98-1 in 8...

AP-10(13)
Ravi-71(23)

Ravi-lawde ab toh sab seekh gaya hoga abtoh maar...
Main-abhi le bc... Gand fodd dunga...

Mujhe opportunity milli next over k 5th ball par maine diya ghumaake long on k uppar se bc kaafi uppar gayi or almost 6 jaati bc lekin boundary pAr catch hogaya... Iski Maa ki chut...

Ravi-bhosdk timing naam ki koi cheej hai he nahi gand marre...

Main-sorry yaar...

Ravi-nikal yahaan se...

Manoj-bye bye test batsman...

AP-13(18) out...

Next batsman aaya lucky usne last ball par 1 liya.. Is overmein keval 4 runs aaye or 1 wicket gaya..

Score hua 102-2 in 9...

Ravi-71(23)
Lucky-1(1)

Main pohancha dugout... Pad wagairaah utaare...

Swami-wonderful mujhe laga settle hogaya ab dega ghumaake...

Main-sorry yaar Swami...

Swami-17 se uppar ki required run rate hai ye Ravi bachaae abtoh...
106 runs caahiye they 6 over mein... 17.6 ki run rate se... Bc...

Ab ravi karo yaa maro mein tha next over ki Pehli ball par Lucky ne single liya or fir Ravi kaa tandav suru hua next 5 balls mein usne 2 six or 2 fours maare... Total runs aaye 21...

Score hua 123-2 in 10...

Ravi-91(28)

Lucky-2(2)

85 caahiye 5 mein...

Next over mein bhi aisa he hua lucky samjh gaya ravi form mein tha or usne fir Pehli ball par single liya or Ravi ne aatey he 6kka rakh k diya... Gajab batting kar raha tha lounda... NEXT 2 balls usne khaali nikaali jisme se ek bouncer thi or dusari shayad wide hoti but umpire ne di nahi... 5th ball par usne fir uthake khel diya par time naa karr paaya or bc catch out hogaya... Or ye gaya match bhenchod... Ravi k out hotey he sannata hogaya humaare supporters mein...

Ravi-97(32) out caught...

Saamne waale khuss kyunki settled batsman out hua tha 2 new batsman crease par unke liye time nahi tha aaenge or jaayenge aisa he hua rohit gaya usne 11 runs banaae 4 balls par or 5th par out lucky bhi next ball par out... Or aisa karke humaari team ne banaae 15 over mein 158 runs 9 wickets bhi gayi... Or humlog 49 runs se haargaye or humaari net run rate chudgayi... Maadarfucker... Ab agle 2no matches kaafi difference se jeetane padenge... Warna semis naa pohanchaney waale... But don't worry woh kehtey haina humse bachke jaaenge kahaan the AP show baaki hai abhi... Kaafi time hai uske liye...

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Update-64(Cricket-3)



Next match Tha GD college VS St. PETER'S college...

GD ki team jhant thi jo humaare liye faayda tha unko kaafi margin se haraake hum run rate sudhaar shaktey they apni... Isliye humlog ne apna samaan uthaaya or GD waalon ko jagah di apne dugout mein or humlog pohanchey locker room mein... Peter waalon ki batting thi pehle... Unhone gand fodd di GD waalon ki gd ki team wild card entry thi ek or college tha JR college uska tournament committee k sath kuch lafda hua toh unhe bahaar kardiya gaya toh unki jagah gd ko he bhej diya... wohlog bc uthke seedheu aagaye inke 3 k 3 matches abhi they aaj... Aaj total 4 matches they shayad...

St. Waalon ne pehle batting kartey hue 210 runs thokk diye... Or fir bowling mein maa chhod di GD ki 90 runs se jeetgaye bhen k pakode... Or points table mein top par gaye Run rate kaafi high thi unki..
12 baj gaye they dopahar k or aaj mousamm kaafi sahi tha jyaada dhoop nahi thi shardi thi halki halki..

Toh next match Tha JN waalon kaa GD k sath... Or GD ki aai pehle batting JN thehri top ki team unhone gand maardi GD ki 145 par all out kardiya unko or fir 10 overs mein target achive bhi karliya keval 1 wicket he khoyi Unlog ne... Manoj uss match mein bhi chala century maari usne not out 102 runs in 42 ball... Or bc 9 wickets se jeetane k baad wohlog points table mein top par gaye or dono he matches kaafi difference se jeetey they wohlog toh unka semis mein Jaana almost confirm tha...

Ab 30 minutes kaa break tha or matches THode badal diye gaye gd waalon kaa match humaare sath Kal hoga kyunki lagaatar 3 matches mein gand fatt jaaegi bechaaron ki.. Toh next match ab hoga

JN vs St. PETER'S... Jo kal hona tha but aaj shift hogaya.... Dono he teams kaafi sahi thi bc badhiya ekdum... Lekin JN ek quality team thi...

Peters waalon ne pehle batting kartey hue 175 runs banaae... Jo easy target tha JN k liye but St. Ne faadu bowling or feilding k madad se unko 155 par he rokk diya...or 20 runs se match jeetgaye... Nicki mam wagairaah Sab jaa chuki thi jab unhe pata chala humaare matches Kal honge.. Or ye last match hotey he humlog bhi nikale apni apni kits locker room mein rakh k... 6 baje they shyaam k humlog haweli aae... Bhai Abeer or Mangal aachuke they Delhi se.. .. Unko haal chaal bataaya or fir rest liya... NEXT day subah first match humaara he Tha isliye dinner karke seedha so gaye or subah uthtey he ready hoke nikal paddey... College aae toh same wahi scene tha college students aachuke they teams bhi pohanch chuki thi... Nicki mam and team bhi apni jagah par aagaye they..

Humlog ne kapdey change kiye and thoda warmup Kiya ground mein theek 7 baje toss k liye bulaaya gaya humein ab dono match thodey badhiya difference se jeetaney they...warna bahaar they JN already semis mein pohanch gayi thi jabki unhone apna 3rd game haara tha kyunki pehle 2 unhone kaafi margin se jeetey they St. PETER'S waale bhi 2 jeet chuke they badhiya gap se toh woh 2nd par they or Agar aaj hum humaare dono matches nahi jeetey toh bahaar hojaaenge... Humaari batting thi pehle...

Lucky-guys humaare liye ab do or die hai jeetna jaruri Hai or woh bhi gap se isliye gd ki team kaa faayda uthake pehle 170+ banaaenge and then next match mein aise he... Same openers honge Rohit one down because main or AP form mein nahi hain so Humse aage Aajaega ye...

Ravi or Abhi openers gaye aaj pitch slow thi because kaafi matches ho chuke they ispar... Or ye dikha bhi jab pehle 5 overs mein humaara score hua 65-1 Ravi out hogaya..

Ravi-31(16) out bowled... Uske baad rohit gaya tha usne 4 runs banaae 2 balls mein

Rohit-4(2)
Abhi-28(12)

Rohit or abhi khel rahe they next 3 overs or khele unhone tab jaake Abhi 38 runs 22 balls par out hua...

Score hua...

92-2 in 8 overs... Main gaya ground mein...

Rohit-21(10) par khel raha tha..

Rohit-ball rukk k aarahi hai dhangse kheliyo...

Main-ok.

Next 2 overs hum slow khele because wickets girri thi.. 2 over mein 13 runs he aae...

Score hua 105-2 in 10

Rohit-29(15)
AP - 5(7)

mujhe iss match mein runs nahi banaane they bann bhi nahi rahe they woh alag baat hai... Lekin abhi main keval pitch padhraha tha bowlers ko padh raha tha fielders ko padh raha tha kyunki runs toh bananey nahi tabtak aage ki taiyaari he karlein kyunki ye toh easily jeetjaaenge humlog... 11th over mein rohit ne 2nd ball par single leke mujhe strike di maine aatey he ek 4kka jadd diya... NEXT ball par halke hath se push kiya or Bhaag k 2 runs leliye... Fir next par bhi down the ground shot 2 runs... Gand fatt gayi Bhaagtey Bhaagtey... Bc spinners naa leke aarahe mere saamne maadarchod k bachey... Bc bahot hochuka ab maar letey yaa out hojaatey ab laga hai nahi toh out he hua last ball par keeper k pass gayi edge lag k...

AP-13(11) out..

MG- 114 - 3 in 11..

Rohit-30(17)
Lucky-0(0)

Ab bc bakchodi kuch jyaada he horahi thi...

Humaara total hua 15 overs mein 164 runs..

Rohit ne 50 maari lucky ne bhi 30 banaae speed se...

Ab agar humlog he match 40-50 runs se naa jeetey toh lawde lagenge next mein... Or humaare Armaano par Unlog ne Powerplay mein he Paani ferr diya pehle 4 overs mein unka score hua 60-3 at 15 runs per over... Bhenchod ye toh ulta padd gaya... But unki wickets bhi girri jo maar rahe they 3no gaye or ab unhe caahiye they 105 runs.. Ab bakchodi ye hui ki Aage woh jeetane k liye nahi humaare lawde lagwaane k liye slow khelne lage ki bc Keh rahe Hon hum toh dubbenge he sanam tumhe bhi le dubbenge... Or unhone almost aisa he kiya but still 14.2 overs mein all out hogaye woh 140 par or humlog 24 runs se jeetgaye... Jyaada badi win toh nahi par haarne se theek thi abhi 10% chances toh they Jaane k bc warna fir bahaar hojaatey seedha.. Ab next match Tha iss group kaa decider ki kon jaaega semis mein St Peter's VS Us...

St. Waalon ko jeetaney se Matlab nahi tha unhe bus humein jyaada gap se jeetaney nahi dena tha issi liye toss jeet k unhone batting chunni... Lucky lawde jaisa munh banaake aaya...

Lucky-guys this is the moment... Humlog ko semis mein Jaane k liye target 10 overs mein chase karna hai or iska matlab hai humein unhe 120 takk maximum Jaane dena hai warna dikkat hojaaegi... Bahot jyaada...

Sab-let's do it...

Woh kehtey haina agar kehne se sab hojaae toh kya baat thi 120 total lagaa k chal rahe they lekin 110 Unlog ne pehle 10 overs mein he maardiye... Fir break liya unhone 5 minutes kaa...

Lucky-ajeeb Chutiyaapa hai bhenchod ground humaara pitch humaari still Humse better bowling batting dusre kar rahe hain... Lawda gaya ye tournament toh.. Bc Chutiyaapa...

Or lagbhag ye confim tab hogaya jab Unlog ne total runs banaae 169 in 15 overs or Humein banaaney they 170 in 10 jo ki impossible tha filhaal i mean maine or Ravi ne pehle kai dafa banaae jarur hain 170+ 10 overs mein lekin ab situation alag thi but still sabko the AP show kaa intejaar Tha or Agar iss match mein nahi aaya toh khel khatam tha...

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Update-65(The AP Show)


169 Khaane k baad humlog maayush hoke dugout mein aaye...

Lucky-OK guys it was nice knowing you all... We fucked up... We not gonna make it...

Swami-still we tried...170 in 10 is almost impossible... Ek banda tha jo ye kar shakta tha lekin woh ab form mein nahi hai bolta hai main cricket bhool gaya...

Main-Sorry swami ji...

Rohit-chill out guys... At least humne try toh kiya...

Nicki-Yep ek time par team bhi nahi thi Atleast you guys made a team and fought ...

Ritika-exactly its not about winning all the time...

Mouni-win or loose we will support you guys always...

Sab-exactly...
Students wagairaah bheed dekh k udhar he aagaye sab support dikhaane jisse dekh k achaa laga ki college ek sath hai...

Swami-so it was nice knowing you guys... Ab tumhaare cricket k sath sath mera bhi transfer tayy hai...

Ravi-lol... Hahahaha...

Rohit-bc hans kyun raha haibe..

Ashish-kya hua...?

Ravi ne meri taraf ungali ki toh main sabse side mein baith ke apni pad wagairaah baandh raha tha...

Ravi-he is feeling it he is feeling it....

Sam-oh shit.. So ladies and gentlemen you guys are in here for a show today...

Rohit-oh he is back he is back...

Lucky--here it comes... I was waiting for this thank god finally...

Mouni-what happened why are you guyss so happy...?

Nicki-you know Mouni what time it is..?

Mouni- 10.45 am mam...

Main-no its time for the AP show...

Nicki-exactly...

Main helmet leke ready hua Ravi ne bhi kit lagaai...

Sam-so jo log new hain unhe bataadiya jaata hai ki apni kursi ki paity kaske baandhlein...

Rohit-ji Haan kyunki tufaan aaraha hai.. . Lol...

Main-if I survive 6 balls then we are winning it... Likh k deta hun..

Mere munh se ye suntey he sab students jo udhar aaye they lage chilaane bc goosebumps waala maahool hogaya pura aakhirkaar maalum toh unko bhi tha AP show kya hota hai...

Hum dono ne ground mein entry lee puri chillam-chilli k sath... Umpire bhi mujhe dekh k hans paddey...

Umpire - so waapis 1st par batting karoge...

Main-hell yeah..

Umpire - matlab abhi chances hain tumlog k...

Main-exactly...

Commetator-so bhaiyon or behno naya change ye hua hai AP apne puraane spot par batting karega or jiss hissab se MG college k supporters mein utsaah hai uss se saaf dikhraha hai ki AP is here... Or belive me agar mg college ko koi semis mein pohancha shakta Hai toh woh ye 2 openers hain..

Main-sun lawde.

Ravi-suna lawde...

Main-170 in 10 easy hain pehle bhi bahot baar kar chuke hain humlog agar bakchodi naa ki toh aaj bhi karenge.

Ravi-that's what we do bro.. The good old days...

Maine strike Lee... So main befaltu form k liye roo raha tha lekin last mein it is all about confidence skills and quality... Or ye sab mere andar kutt kutt k bhare they ek baar settle he hona tha or fir toh tumlog jaantey he ho... Concentration is the key to success in cricket.. Belive in yourself...

Ab iss maahool k bich unki team bhi bokhalaai aakhirkaar semis kaa sawaal tha bc... Or Mujhe yahi caahiye Tha darsashall main kabse Inki team ko dekhraha tha inki bowling batting sab.. Dekhi toh sab teams ki he thi maine lekin abtak kaam nahi aai but aaj aaegi... So guys its time for the AP show....

Unhone feilding weilding lagaadi Powerplay tha toh keval 2 players he 30 yards k bahaar they...

Pehli ball usne daali maine tuck se defend ki ek dum pure rahul dravid style... 2nd ball usne daali toh maine down the ground shot khela 2 runs k liye... 3rd ball usne slower one daali yaa apne aap girri lekin jo bhi ho uspar maine step up karke diya ghumaake mid on k uppar se bahot he lamba 6...or 6 k sath he lage supporters chillane bc.. Next ball usne yorker daalni caahi jo girri nahi Mast full toss aai or maine khadey khadey he deep mid wicket k uppar se ek or six... 5th ball usne bouncer daali Maine chhod di... Last ball usne firse slower one daali toh maine step up karke seedha khel diya ekdum ravi k sir k uppar se goli ki tarah gaya shot 4 runs k liye...

Toh is over mein aaye 18 runs...

Score hua

MG-18-0 in 1...

AP-18(6)
Ravi-0(0)

Ravi-bhosdk abhi khopaddi kholdeta meri tu...

Main-lawde helmet k uppar se he...

Ravi-lol.. That shot was fire bro..

Main-humlog jeet rahe hain bc easily.. Lodu jhant baraabar bowling hai or uppar se feildin placement toh puch he Matt ye Powerplay k baad bhi maar khaaega lodu captain...

Ravi-tu chal gaya hai toh main strike deta tereko...

Main-Haan keval kamjor balls par maariyo baaki strike deta rahiyo...

Ravi ne aisa he kiya Pehli he ball par single liya... Unka medium pacer tha bowling par bc yahaan fast bowlers ki balls he slow aarahi hain toh medium pacer ki toh spinners jaise aayengi... Maine 2nd ball uski check karne k liye defend ki bc kaafi rukk k aarahi thi ball isliye shot selection k liye kaafi time milljaana tha... 3rd ball usne daali bilkul pitch k mid mein speed thi nahi so mere stomach height takk aai or bc maine diya usko ghumaake Deep Square k uppar se 6 runs... Bc jhant bowlers hain yelog toh waise he darr raha tha main... Agli ball usne thodi aage daali ispar maine bina risk liye thoda saa aage nikalke halke hath se kheldiya 30 yards circle cross hua or aage koi fielder tha nahi toh gaya 4 run k liye... 5th ball par maine single liya...ravi strike par aaya ab pata usse bhi tha ki iski ball rukk k aarahi hai to woh thoda piche hatke khadda hogaya bowler shyaana banane laga bc socha bahaar ki taraf daalunga toh bachjaaunga but ye already planned tha toh jaise he usne ball daali ravi waapis position mein aaya or diya ekdum straight six... Bowler kaa munh lawde jaisa hogaya...

Main-lol...nice...

Iss over mein bhi aae 18 runs score hua...

MG-36/0 in 2...

AP-29(10)
RAVI-7(2)

NEXT OVER ek or midium pacer leke aaya bc yaa toh ye faster shyaanpatti k liye medium pacer banrahe hain taaki pitch kaa faayda uthaa shakein yaa fir inki team mein ek he faster hai... Lekin abki baar dikkat ye hui ki keeper uppar aagaya bilkul spinners k maafik... Lekin usase apne ko lawda farak nahi padta tha keeper k pass abtak ek bhi ball naa gayi hai waise bhi... Usne chota saa runup liya or thoda aage ball daali jo girrtey he bat par aai or lagtey he gayi Deep extra cover or long off k uppar se 6 runs k liye... Maadarchod ye toh jhant bowler hai bus bowling action thoda confusing hai Jaise Sohail tanveer daalta tha same waisa action hai lekin bowling jhant hai thoda swing jarur hoti hai iski ball par itana bhi nahi ki dikkat de shake... Iski gand fod deni thi maine agar aise he daali toh... Iski iski kya puri team ki gand fod deni thi maine...

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Update-66(Fuck Yeah)



Uss lawde ne second ball chest height par di or maine diya usko ubalta hua shot 4 runs k liye... One bounce and 4...ab bechara aaya under pressure... Thodi uppar daali ki main aage nikalun or Stump he hojaaun main aage jarur nikala lekin stump nahi hua bat se lagtey he ball gayi long on k uppar se 6 runs k liye....bowler dekhe ball ko girtey hue...

Commentators-Ek or 6 kehraha tha naa shukla ji ye chal gaya toh jeetwadega...

Commentator2 - ye agar jeetgaye toh fir chamatkar he hoga kyunki ye target impossible tha but abhi Powerplay hai toh kuch keh nahi shaktey...

Commentator- ye Powerplay k baad bhi aise he marega agar out nahi hua toh...

4th ball usne bachne k liye bahaar ki taraf daali lekin main thehra puraana paapi maine usko bahaar he ki taraf khel diya backward point k uppar se 4 runs k liye 20 runs aachukey they iski 4 balls mein ab keeper gaya piche or isne shayad speed badhaaney ki sochi... Maine 5th ball aaram se down the ground kheli 1 run k liye..50 hui meri 50 in just 15 balls bc gand faad di sabne khadey hoke taaliyaan bajaai.. Sabse fastest 50 thi ye iss saal k tournament ki isase pehle ravi ki thi 16 balls par first match mein...
Last ball Ravi khelne waala Tha uske liye keeper firse aage aaya.. Lekin keeper bechara kya kare lawde ne full toss daali woh bhi slow Aisa bhayanak shot laga ki bc mere kaanon takk clear bat or ball k connect hone ki sound aai... 6 runs...

Iss over ki gand maardi 27 runs aaye...

Score hua..
63/0 in 3 overs at 21 runs per over...

AP-50(15)
Ravi-13(3)

Ab aaya Powerplay kaa last over jo ek faster ne daala and pura maine khela Pehli 4 balls mein 2 double liye ek wide bhi thi jisme... Or 5th ball usne bouncer daali kaafi pace se jispar maine halke hath se uppar cut khel diya baaki kaam ball k pace ne kiya seedha 6 runs... Last ball par ek 4kka Milla iss over mein aaye 15 runs.. Score hua...

78/0 in 4 overs..

AP-64(21)
Ravi-13(3)

Ab Powerplay khatam hua toh nayi feild aai ek do naye bowler aae toh next overs humne down the ground shots he khele koi jyaada risk liye nahi... Un 2 overs mein aaae 17 runs.. Score hua....

95/0 in 6..

AP-66(24)
Ravi-28(12)
Ab semifinals k liye caahiye they 75 runs in 4 overs at 18.8 runs per over...

Main or Ravi middle mein they...

Ravi - ab 2 over bade nikaal le bc...

Main-lawde ye jyaada nahi hain spinner kaa bhi toh dalwaaenge ek over or faster toh ek he hai inka baaki woh medium pacer daalenge toh 3 over toh easy hain or faster konsa inka Dale steyn hai bc jhantu hai woh... Uska ek he over baaki hai so 3 overs seedhey apne he hain...

Ravi-bc spinner aagaya lol... Woh dekh..

Main-ahahaha dekha ab iski gand fodd dunga main...

Ravi-bc galati kardi tune aake... Tera career duboodega ye aaj...

Ab spinner ko laane kaa risk liya unhone toh bhugatana toh padega he ab dekhtey hain ye kaisa spinner hai turn karwaata hai yaa quicker one daalta hai yaa wrist spin daalta Hai... Maine Pehli ball kheli down the ground 2 runs k liye... Are bhenchod ye toh kuch bhi nahi karwataa seedha daal deta hai bus thodi si turn hoti hai yaa toh ye dead pitch k wajah se hai yaa fir ye bowler he jhant hai bc... Lekin jo bhi ho Humko dhone se Matlab hai... 2nd ball usne flighted daali Jisko Maine land he nahi hone diya aage nikalke hawa mein he khel diya deep mid wicket or deep square k bich mein se hawaai fire 6 runs k liye... NEXT ball usne slow daali jo kaafi late aai tabtak maine position kiya khudko or diya deep mid wicket k uppar se ek or 6... Bechaaron kaa manobal he tutt gaya...

Keeper-bahi ek do balls toh aane dey piche...

Main-kya karega piche leke... Ek toh teri mehnat bachaa raha main uppar se rota hai tu... 4th ball par maine dekha gap jo mujhe bahot jyaada Milla long off or deep point k bich gap he gap tha bus ball ko 30 yard circle cross karwaana Tha jo maine aaram se karwaadiya or ball gayi 4 run k liye... Lekin bhen k pakodon ne gap abki baar bhi naa bharra woh... isliye abki baar usne fir ball daali toh maine thoda piche hatt gaya or wahin se same shot khel diya lekin abki baar hawa mein bc almost 6 hota lekin boundery se thoda pehle bounce hogayi or 4 runs Mille... Bechara spinner mere munh ki taraf dekhe ki bhai chhod de galati hogayi.. Lekin abhi ek galati baaki thi I mean 1 ball baaki thi usne flighted daali lekin abki baar maine ball ko hawa mein nahi maara abki baar usko niche girrne diya lekin girrtey he bat or ball kaa connection hua or ball gayi seedha crowd mein 6 runs k liye... Bc itana shorgull hogaya tha ki commentator ki awaaj bhi nahi aarahi thi isliye unke Mike ki volume badhai gayi...
Iss over mein aaye 28 runs.. Score hua
123-0 IN 7 AT

AP-94(30)
RAVI-28(12)

AB CAAHIYE THEY 47 in 3 overs... OR Agar hum dono khadey rahe toh ye easily ban Jaane they... NEXT over medium pacer leke aaya or aatey he ravi ne uski Pehli ball par 4 diya rakh k... Or agli ball par single leliya.. Main aaya strike par sab hogaya tha lekin AP kaa favorite shot nahi aaya tha or uske liye ball milli mujhe next usne mere pad par daali or main seconds mein righty se lefty hua or ball ko aatey he diya ek switch hit deep extra cover k uppar se bhenchod bahot he lamba chakka ground mein sannata failgya bhenchod tha kya ye bowler kabhi mujhe toh kabhi ball ko dekhe..

Commentator2-Oh my god ye kya tha... Itana lamba switch hit woh bhi deep extra cover k uppar se..

Commen1-Shukla ji ye tha iska favorite shot right hand or left hand dono he easily batting kar shakta Hai ye...

Woh shot itana bhayanak tha ki kuch derr takk feilding team waale apni apni jagah khadey sochte he reh gaye... Issi shot k sath meri century bhi puri hui 100 runs in just 31 balls.. Uski next 3 balls mein maine 2 4kke battore...
Score hua

142/0 in 8 overs at 17.7 runs per over..

2 overs mein 28 caahiye they... Or ab dikkat ye hogayi opposition waalon k liye ki ek or spinner le aaye khud unka captain bowling karne aaya jo ki ek leg spinner tha or ab iski gand fod deni thi maine... Ravi strike par tha Pehli ball dot nikali Ravi stump hotey hotey bacha next ball usne single liya...

Ravi-girrtey he tejj nikal rahi hai ball iski bat thoda early ghumaaiyo...

Main-no problem quicker one turn toh nahi horahi naa...

Ravi-nahi Seedhi aarahi hai...

Main-fir toh pitega ye...

Or aisa he hua usne Pehli ball daali jo girtey he tejj aai or bat par lagtey he tejj he gayi flat six bc ekdum... NEXT ball maine easily keeper k uppar se scoop khel diya piche koi fielder tha nahi toh aaram se 4 run millgaye.. Or next ball par fir main pallta lekin abki baar shot gaya seedha long off k uppar se 6 runs k liye ek or switch hit...Saint waalon ne haar maanli bc or yahi hota hai jab AP bhaiya form mein aatey hain... Woh bus ab bowling daal rahe they unko kuch Matlab nahi tha kidhar 6 gaya... Last ball par main lucky raha or ball edge lagke keeper se thodi durr se nikali slip hoti toh out tha uspar bhi 4 Mille mujhe third man pohanch nahi paaya wahaan takk... Ab last over mein caahiye they 7 runs... Faster aaya ravi ne Pehli ball par he 4 lagaake match ektarfa kardiya next ball usne single liya 2 runs caahiye they 4 balls par usne bouncer daali jo kaafi sahi thi lekin main usase bhi sahi tha thoda piche hatke garama garam shot lagaadiya third man k uppar se ek or six... And match over...

174/0 in 9.3 overs...

AP-134(39)
Ravi-39(18)

We won by 10 wickets and made our way to the semis...

Bc team waale bhaagtey kudtey hue aaye middle mein bc even coach takk chilaata hua aaya... So guys that's the AP show...

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Update-67(Into The Finals)


Unhone aatey he hum dono ko kandhon par uthaaliya...

Main-bhen k lawdo girr jaaunga... Hogaya Haan bc niche uttar re maadarchod...

Unhone mujhe niche uttaara...

Sam-ok dude that shit was deadly as hell...

Rohit-bhenchod you just fucking destroyed them...

Lucky-zehar bc zehar...

Main-the good old days are back...

Sam-bhosdk 13 6kke koi maarta hai kya... 11 4kke 13 6kke I mean seriously what the fuck.. 122 runs toh 4 or 6 k he hogaye bc...

Main-lol 13 maardiye kya bc.. Mujhe laga 8-9 honge...

Rohit-or woh pehle waala switch hit.. Are bhen k lawde ladkiyon k toh munh mein Paani aagaya tha dekh k...

Sam-Sachmein bhenchod that shot was lit as fuck..

Ravi - ghanta tumlog ko dikha hoga itani durr se mere angle se dekhtey toh gand fatt jaati bhenchod usne pad par daali mujhe laga single lega lekin bhenchod seconds mein ghumma or uske baad toh ball mereko boundary se paar he dikhi... Bhenchod legitly woh bowler Bola bhen ka lawda ye kya maardiya... Maine kahaa teri gand maardi lawde...

Ye sun sablog hanspaddey..

Swami-main Bola tha tereko tu faad dega I fucking knew it... Well done my boys...

Dusri team waale bhi aaye hath millaaya unka captain Bola..

Captain - bhai that was the hardest hitting we have ever seen... You are an brilliant batsman hands-down...

Main-thanks dudes.. I hope tumlog kuch or faster leke aaoge apni team mein... See you guys soon..

Captain - we will... Good luck for the semifinals...

Main-thanks bro..

Wahaan se humlog locker room mein gaye kits wagairaah rakhne..

Toh ab humaare group mein se JN college or humlog yaani MG COLLEGE semifinals mein pohanch gaye they or dusre group mein se bhi 2 colleges pohanchey ek tha RC college and Dusara DN college.. JN waalon kaa mukaabla RC College se tha jo badhiya team thi or humaara tha DN se jo jhant team thi rohit k anushaar unki bowling kaafi sahi thi but batting bahot average... Pehla match JN vs RC college tha... Humlog kit locker room mein rakh k waapis aaye.. Match chaalu hone ko tha... Main ravi rohit or sam jagah dhund rahe they baithney ko toh Nicki mam ne humein bulaaya..

Nicki-idhar aajao sehjaadey..

Main-thanks...

Nicki-so ladies and gentlemen presenting to you Mr. Cricket himself...

Main-tell me you guys liked it...

Nicki-We loved it...

Ritika-So ab mujhe maalum Hai sablog kyun Keh rahe they that you are the best in cricket...

Main-because I am...

Riti-exactly...

Mouni-Dude that was some batting you displayed there...

Main-thank you thank-you..

Ravi-thode bahot runs maine bhi banaae they everyone...

Ye sunke sablog hansdiye...

Match suru hua JN ki batting thi pehle Or isme bhi wahi hua jo humessa hota hai Unlog ne bowlers ki gand maardi bc 188 runs maardiye 15 overs mein manoj isme bhi star batsman raha usne 58 runs banaae... Tournament kaa top scorer tha woh abtak 250 runs they 4 matches mein uske... Main 4th par tha 160 runs k sath.... Ab 188 JN ki bowling k khilaaf bananey waale they nahi or waisa he hua... JN jeet gayi or wohlog finals mein aagaye... Ab humaari baari thi... Toss hua humne batting Lee pehle because unki batting jhant thi or humlog ko pehle bada score banana tha...

Main or Ravi opening k liye ready hue..

Rohit-bowling above average hai inki toh Powerplay mein jitana ho shake utane runs banaadiyo...160-175 takk kaa score kaafi hai..

Ravi-hell yeah....

Humlog opening k liye gaye.. Caahe bowlers kaise he Hon Powerplay mein toh gand marrni jaruri Hai or uppar se main or Ravi dono he form mein they... Pacer pehla over leke aaya... Sab set hue... Pehli ball usne daali maine aaram se defend ki... 0 runs...

Nice bowling speed kaafi hai iske pass almost sam k jaise..next ball maine single liya lekin missfeilding k kaaran 2 runs mill gaye... NEXT ball maine down the ground kheli bc bowling speed kaafi tejj thi toh ball ko bus touch kartey he 4 milgaya... NEXT ball maine firse rokki... 5th ball takk main expert hogaya tha iski bowling kaa or abki baar jaise he usne ball daali maine diya ghumaake deep midwicket k uppar se 6 runs... Last ball par ek or 4kka khaaya woh... Pehle over mein 16 runs aaye...

Or aise he humne pehle 4 over mein 53 runs banaadiye but iss over ki first par ravi out hogaya toh score hua...

53/1 in 4.0 overs..

Ravi-11(6) out bowled...

AP-41(16)
Abhi-1(2)

Kaafi sahi run rate thi toh issi hissab se humne next 4 overs or nikaal diye un 4 overs mein 42 runs batoore humne.. Wicket ek bhi nahi girii... Score hua..

95/1 in 8.0 overs
AP - 60(29)
Abhi-22(13)

Ab ye overs slow nikale toh maine 9th mein maarne ki sochi medium pacer kaa over tha uski Pehli ball maine defend ki or second par aage badhke diya long on k uppar se 6... NEXT ball par ek 4 Milla and 4th par 2 5th ball par fir Main aage nikala or diya badhiya shot but ball ne utana distance nahi cover kiya or main catch out hogaya bc...

AP-72(34) out caught...

Next batsman aaya rohit ab Situation ye thi ki jo bhi aaega aatey he dhoyega... Or aisa he hua Rohit ne bhi fast batting ki Or Abhi ne bhi Abhi k out hone k baad Lucky aaya usne bhi 15 runs banaae 8 balls mein.. ROHIT ne 50 maari 19 balls par or humaara total score hua 196/3 in 15 overs jo bahot jyaada tha... Or aisa he hua humein bowling mein jyaada kuch karne ki jarurat paddi nahi or wohlog 156 par all out hogaye... Sam ne maximum 4 wickets Lee.. Or humlog pohanchey finals mein jo kal subah tha.. JN vs MG college bc Sabse badi rivalry thi humaari or humein ek baar haraa chuke they wohlog burri tarah toh badla bhi lena tha and uss manoj ki gand bhi foddni thi... Isliye humlog shyaam ko thakke haare ghar aaye Thodi derr bakchodi peli and sabse pehle dinner karke so gaye humlog... Subah wahi schedule tha fresh hue nahaae dhoye or aagaye college locker rooms mein aake dresses pehni apni apni and aagaye ground mein aaj pehle se jyaada bheed thi or abhi JN ki team aai nahi thi shayad ek do players kaa wait kar rahe they woh...Toh main Rohit sam or Ravi Nicki mam k side aagaye...

Main-aaplog kaa sahi hai sabse pehle aake seats rokkleneka fir tension he nahi hai...

Nicki-lol.. Jitane bhi matches hue hain sabmein humlog yahin baithey hain...

Ye baat sahi bhi thi bc wahaan par Nicki Mam Ritika Mam Mouni, Divya, Sneha, Ritu, Arushi or 2-4 same ladkiyaan baithi thi jo log rojj baithi hoti thi udhar... Bc lagta hai uthtey he seedha yahaan aatey hain yelog...Nicki mam kaa maalum Hai mereko she loves cricket specially jab unke school yaa college kaa match ho caahe jo bhi ho woh jarur dekhengi...

Ashish or Ajit bhi udhar he aagaye they... 1 hour kaa wait tha I guess... Then match Tha...

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Update-68(Finals On the Way)


Humlog udhar bakchodi Kar he rahe they ki kissi ne piche se aankhein bandh kardi meri or shayad Ravi ki bhi... Or piche se voice changer type awaaj aai.. 'guess karo kon hai dono' ....

Main-Ravi kaa maalum nahi idhar toh Jiya hai...

Ye sunke jiya ne hath hataae.. Hanste hue...

Main-teri awaaj badalne k baad bhi same he rehti hai ye khel tu Matt khela kar...

Jiya-lol i hate you...

Ravi-Anjali...?

Anjali-nice nice pehchaan liya tune toh...

Ravi-hell yeah... I am so smart you know..

Ravi piche mudda toh Pooja khaddi thi uske piche or anjali side mein thi... Ami bhi aagayi thi...

Pooja-yeah smart-ass main thi woh...

Nicki - Anji Wassup...

Anjali-Nicku hi...

Nicki-Pooja And jiya bhi Arey bhai sahaab sablog padhaarein hai aajtoh..

Poo-hi Nicki...

Jiya-we are back..

Nicki-lol..

Nicki mam ki jaan pehchaan inlog se kaafi pehle hochuki hai as woh kaafi close hai Humaari family se..even ami se bhi kaafi banti hai unki..

Nicki--Ami.. Oh my god you look more and more prettier everyday...

Ami-aww thanyou... You too look faboulus as always...

Nicki - So Riti meet them humaare hero's... Acp anjali And her team...

Riti-offcourse I know them Di idhar news mein yelog he chaltey hain.. Nice too meet you everyone...

Ami-yo Ashish.. Wassup dude...

Ashish - cool Dude Wassup...

Ami-chilling...

Ami-sneha also hi babes...

Sneha-hello cutipie...

Nicki-tu inlog ko kaise jaanti...

Ami-I met them at there house few days ago we spent some time...

Main-aadha update hi hello mein he nikal gaya...

Nicki-matlab...

Main-nothing.. Tumlog ko aaj kaise time Milla re...

Anjali-humein kahaan time milta hai aaj bhi duty par he hain sablog Deva bhaiyaa aarahe hain idhar toh security check kar rahe hain..

Main-deva bhai idhar aarahe hain...

Anjali-Haan.. Tujhe nahi maalum...

Main-nahi kaaeko aarahe...

Nicki-because chief guest hain woh duffer...

Main-I don't have a clue...

Sam-mujhe bhi naa maalum tha...

Anjali-tumlog ghar jaatey kab ho...

Sam-ye baat bhi sahi hai...

Anjali-Ami you can stay here we got this...

Main-idhar nahi re kaam par lag idhar jagah nahi hai...

Nicki - shut up.. AMI yahin rukkegi isko main godd mein baithaalun tu seat ki baat Kar raha hai...

Ami-I love you..

Wahaan Ami k liye jagah banaai gayi... Kaafi number mein police aai thi Bhai k liye... Main bhi sochun bc achaanak itani bheed kaise badh gayi yahaan toh party waale supporters aane lage they... Nicki mam kaa phone baja unhone baat ki or fir mereko diya..

Nicki--Rishi hai..

Main-Yo bro Wassup...

Rishi-all good all good tera phone nahi lagraha...?

Main-Arey lockers mein rakhdiya hai...

Rishi - ok.. Toh kidhar ho tumlog match suru hogaya kya..

Main-abhi kahaan bc abhi opposition team he naa aai hai fir I guess bhai kaa wait hoga.. Tu aaraha..

Rishi-haao.. Bc I hate crowded places or mereko chief guest banwaadiya bhai ne apne sath...

Main-bro you don't even know kitani bheed and sound polution hai idhar...

Rishi-don't worry bhai k aatey he thodi derr rukk kar chalaa jaaunga...

Main-idhar aaja left side waale stands k pass...

Rishi - aaraha...

Call disconnected...

Kuch seconds mein Rishi bhi udhar aagaya...

Anjali-aaj ye fatt jaaega yahaan par... Itana sound hone waala hai dude...

Nicki-woh toh hai... Bahot jyaada awkward maahool hoga Rishu tere liye..

Rishi- oh god...

Main-bache jaisa Matt Kar..

Ami-Rishi bro come here we gonna enjoy the show..

Rishi-kahaan yaar wahaan bhai k sath stage par baithana padega I hate being a chief guest...

Ami-lol...

Nicki-Rishu meet them ye hain mere students...

Rishi-hello everyone...

Nicki-and students this is Rishi Sir The owner of this college...

Ye sun sablog ne Rishi ko ghurra as ye mostly log ko maalum nahi tha ki college kaa real maalik kon hai... But in papers Rishi tha woh...

Ashish - Rishi is the owner....?

Rishi - indeed I am Pucho madam's ko jo sallery check milta hai uspar kiska sign hota hai...

Nicki-lol...

Ashish-AP Abhi or Lucky ko baat Karni thi inse 5 minutes bulaaun unko...

AP-I don't know issi se puch... A Rishi College president or vice president baat karna caahtey hain terese...

Rishi - Seriously dude...

AP-5 minutes lagenge be...

Rishi-tu baat karlena naa yaar baad mein...

Main-shut up... Ashish bulaale re jaldi..

Ashish wahaan se chala gaya...

Rishi-OK this is bad most probably i will be dead in an hour or so..

Main-tu badal gaya re Rishi ek time hua karta tha jab tu meri batting dekhne School tournaments mein special aaya karta tha...

Rishi-dude i love your batting... But look around you itani bheed nahi hoti thi wahaan...

Main-bhai kaa effect hai ye...

Rishi-lol true..

Tabhi wahaan Ashish Lucky or Abhi ko leke aagaya... Bc ab ye presidentgiri karenge yahaan...

Abhi-Hi sir I am Abhishek... And I am the president of this college, he is lucky the Vice President...

Rishi-hi...

Abhi-sir we wrote to your officer several times humne aapke office mein kuch letters bhejey they college mein kuch fund releasing ko lekar.. Shayad aaptak pohanchey nahi..

Rishi - Kuch letters nahi I guess pure 13 letters they maybe 1-2 uppar niche or sabmein same baat thi permission to open an basket ball court permission to open an outdoor library permission to renovate the canteen permission to renovate stairs permission to Put new gates. Permission to increase security .. And also last mein hota tha with permission funds also needed...

Abhi-oh god toh aapke pass pohanchey they woh letter...

Rishi-Yeah yeah. Or Haan bhai ye naa sochna ignore kiya actually fund releasing and permission k liye main Tumhaari request accept nahi karunga pehle tumhe college Advisor ko Letter likhana padega and then usse sab sahi laga toh woh mujhe inform karega.... Then funds release honge...

Abhi - oh sorry sir we didn't know the procedure we will do it again sir...

Main Nicki mam Riti mam Ravi sam rohit Ami or Rishi college k andar chale gaye Paani peene ko...

Main-bro I will fucking kill you agar tune Canteen k renovation ki permission di toh...

Rishi-kyun be canteen he toh sabse puraani hai...

Main-because I said so..

Ravi-hell yeah canteen ki taraf jaanekaa he nahi...

Rishi-OK..

Main-or Haan ye president ko jyaada kuch maalum Hai nahi procedure wagairaah lekin kaam theek kar raha hai toh i guess karwaadena sab...

Rishi-ok..

Humlog ne Paani peeya bottles leke canteen se...

Laxman-arey maai Baap aap bhi aaein hain...

Rishi-lol... A tereko canteen kaa renovation nahi caahiye kya...

Laxman-Kya boltey AP bhai spot chala jaaega fir...

Main-nahi caahiye bhai guffa chali jaaegi toh kya bachega...

Laxman-fir theek nahi caahiye Rishi Bhai...

Rishi-I love this college jab bhi yahaan aata hun alag he feeling hoti hai... Akhirkaar main bhi yahi padha tha...

Nicki-this college is so cool dude...

Rishi-I know.. But we are having some issues with principal here...

Nicki-what why...

Rishi-he is getting personal with us political figure hai or kya aaega usko he even disrespected Deepu babhi.. I am literally pissed as hell on him...

Nicki-what usne Deepu k sath badtameezi ki..?

Rishi-Badatameeji toh nahi but rudely behave kiya and also students k sath personal rivalry nikaalna is not so good...

Nicki - ye toh sahi hai... But tereko kya tension 2 sign he toh karne hain principal Naya aajaaega...

Rishi-bhai nahi caahtey isko hataana... Again wahi media ye bolega media woh bolega... But I am waiting for him to do something like that again fir bhai ko bina bataae niakaaldunga isko and then sorry boldunga bhai ko... Case closed....

Main-Bc main bolun tab naa suntey aisi baatein tumlog... Pehle he Bola tha remove him...

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Update-69(Finals-1)


Rishi-bhai kaa call aaraha hai aagaye hain shayad...

Humlog bahaar aae or waapis seats par aagaye jahaan Sablog baithey they wahaan par bc Jaikaare lag rahe they deva bhai k gate se yahaan unki gaadi ko aane mein 25 minutes lage supporters ki bheed k kaaran... Mangal bhi sath tha unke gaadi se uttartey he wahaan college k senior staff Principal or Academic advisors wagairaah ne unka sawaagat kiya wahaan se woh seedha ground ki side aagaye unke sath Jiya Anjali mangal and unke alaawa party k kuch neta or guards they jo humessa hotey hain..shorgull or Jaikaare rukk chukey they..

Woh nikal he rahe they humaare side se ki Rohit or Ravi chilaaye masti mein..

Rohit& Ravi-humaara neta kaisa ho..

Iska jawaab dene mein Main Sam bhi unke sath chilaaye...

Sab-Bhai Mangal Jaisa ho...

Ye suntey he bhai ne humaari taraf dekha toh unko hansi aagayi...

Deva-aaplog chaliye main aata hun..

Deva bhai Mangal Anjali Or Jiya humaari side aae...

Mangal-maine tumlog kaa munh tod Dena hai doobara kabhi mere naare lagaae toh..

Ravi-jaa be dhamki kisko deta hai humaara ilaaka hai ye aisa gayab karunga ki samjh mein naa aaega...

Sam-lol...

Mangal-ghar chalo beta main marwata dialogues...

Nicki - Shut up everyone..

Main-dekho naa mam ek toh iske naare lagaae uppar se humpar hull jamaa raha..

Deva-Nicku how are you...?

Nicki-theek hun deva bhaiya...

Deva-Ritika ji bhi hain yahaan par oho ho...

Ritika-Hello Deva bhaiya...

Mangal-wassup Nicki Di..

Nicki-badhiya bade sahaab aap kaise ho...

Mangal-sab badhiya...

Deva-so tumlog jeetoge yaa dusri team ko trophy deni padegi...

Main-oh hell no we are winning easily i am back in form men...

Deva-good good... Let's get this started yaar I am getting late...

Uske baad dono teams ground k bich mein aai bhai ne Sab players commentators or umpires se hath milaya unko best of luck bola... And then toss hua unki batting thi Pehle toh hum sab ikatha hue..

Rohit-guys batting unki explosive hai toh humein feilding or bowling godlike karni hai I mean apna 250% Dena hai... Bakchodi nahi caahiye play serious cricket... Kyunki agar unke top 6 mein se 2 bhi Chal gaye toh woh 160+ banaaenge or unki bowling k khilaaf 160 bahot mushkil hai or uppar se finals hai ye...

Main-or Haan Manoj kaa dhyaan rakhna usko bus apne dimag mein Matt ghussney Dena warna gand fod dega Tumhaari...

Lucky-so buckle up guys lets win this one for the college...

Sab-Hell yeah..

Main-powerplay mein ek he over daaliyo sam tu pehla woh bhi...

Sam-matlab..

Main-Matlab manoj ko pace passand hai toh tere uppar attack karega woh toh hum start se he variety laaenge...

Sam-true true..

Sab feilding set hui main slip mein or Ravi keeper Tha Sam first over daalne waala Tha Manoj or Vaibhav openers they...

Or jaisa Maine bola tha Manoj ne pehle over mein sam ko 4 4kke maardiye bc bat ko touch hotey he ball Seedhi 4 runs k liye jaati... Ab lucky or Rohit kaa plan Tha harr over alag bowler se dalwaane kaa lekin woh plan koi kaam nahi aaya har bowler peeta or bc first 5 overs mein unka score hogaya 80 runs bina koi wicket girrey...

JN-80/0 in 5.0 overs
Manoj-54(19)
VAibhav-26(11)
Bhenchod Manoj k 304 runs hogaye they total mere 230 they... Jiske sabse jyaada runs honge and jiske sabse jyaada wickets honge unko trophies millegi alag se wickets mein sam bahot aagey tha toh usse Millaney waali thi or main caahta tha ki batting mein mujhe Mille...

Main-time out umpire...

Umpire - AP captain he time out le shakta Hai...

Lucky-sorry i was little bit far Time out...

Umpire - OK You guys got 5 minutes...

Hum sab ikatha hue ground mein drinks aagayi...

Main--chutiyo kya kar rahe ho aise toh gand maardega ye 300 runs Khaane hain Kya bc.. Bhenchod daal kahaan rahe ho tumlog...

Manoj-unko Kya boll raha hai tu khud daal le...

Main-actually great idea... Let's do this...

Lucky-Hell yeah..

Actually Manoj kaafi sahi batsman tha or woh achi balls par bhi shot khelta tha lekin uski ego uski dushman thi or ab time tha usse ussi k jaal mein fasaaney kaa... Yaa khud fans jaaney kaa..

Main-bhosdko ek he over daalunga main or 100% manoj yaa meri gand fod dega yaa fir out hoga or Agar tum mein se kissi ne catch chhodi yaa runout miss hua toh gand fodd dunga bhen k lawdo...

Maine ball li or bc mera mann naa tha as bahot dum lagta hai bowling mein uppar se mera hath Dard karne lagta hai kyunki bahot fast daalta hun main lekin still bc ye out naa hua toh faayda kya hai bahot maarega bhenchod...

Manoj non striker end par tha...

Main-let's see beta who is the best...

Maine feild boundaries par set ki...

Commentator2-Kaafi interesting bowling change hua hai AP jisne ek bhi over nahi daala iss tournament mein woh bowling k liye aaya hai...

Commentator1-Shukla ji he is Batting all-rounder aapne Sam ko dekha hoga kaise daalta hai....

Comme2-kaafi pace hai uske pass toh...

Comme1-Iske pass usase bhi jyaada pace hai... But variations sam jitani nahi hain... Lekin pace bahot jyaada hai...

Maine vaibah ko simple si ball daali kyunki woh keval single lekar manoj ko strike deraha tha... Or wahi mujhe caahiye Tha usne single liya...

Ab manoj aaya maine apna lamba runup liya mujhe bus 2 balls khaali nikaalni thi bus baaki ye khud kardega mera kaam...

Maine 2nd ball bc ubalti hui daali jo almost ek yorker thi but still pace itana tha ki bat k side se nikal gayi keeper k pass...

Main-andha hai kya bhosdk dekh k khel dekh k... Gandu chutiya bowlers ko he maare hain tune.. .

Manoj-bowling kar bowling...

Yahi toh caahiye Tha dhyaan bhatkaana ab bc ye caahe kitana he bada sledge ho lekin Baap toh hum he hain fir...

Next ball maine bouncer ki sochi or aise he paddi puri speed se bouncer bc niche baith ke bacha woh even Ravi ko bhi piche gand faad jump leke pakadni paddi ... Lekin wide ball height k kaaran but ball apna kaam kar gayi...

Main-niche he baith bhen k lawde khadda hoke kya ukhaad lega... Aajatey hain batsman banke yahaan...

Ravi-Bachon k sath khel gali mein bhosdk...

Rohit - well bowl ladke well bowl gand fatt gayi hai iski gand...

Sam-darr raha hai shot naa maarega khudko bachaa raha hai keval...

Abki baar woh kuch naa Bola bus set hogaya or uski shakal se saaf dikh gaya ki woh gussa tha or yahi toh caahiye Tha... Maine next ball par same run up liya bowling action bhi same tha lekin ball slower one daaldi woh bc pace k liye ready tha ki firse main bouncer wagairaah tejj daal ke usko chakma dunga or Woh mujhe ab maarega slower one ka faayda ye hua ki usne bat ghumaaya lekin ball hawaa mein he uth gayi...

MAIN-CATCHHHHHHHHHH.....

or ye gayi seedha Rohit k pass... Catch out...

Main-fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhh.... Thats called game plan bhen k lawde baap baap hota hai...

Sabne Rohit ko girra liya niche bc kaafi sahi catch thi....

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