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Indian XXX Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose


Update-70(We fucking did it)


Ab Manoj gaya tha or mere over k baad sam ko laane kaa time tha aisa he hua mujhe 2 choukke lagge uss over mein... Unka score hua
90/1 in 6...uske baad Sam ne next over mein new batsman ki gand maarli 2 wickets liye usne bc settle he naa hone diya yorker bouncer in swinger... Or in sabka faayda ye hua ki jo total 220+ takk jaata dikhraha tha woh 15 overs mein 165 takk he gaya or 9 wickets bhi girri.. ROHIT Lucky or sam ne kaafi shai bowling ki baad mein... Beshak target bada tha but humlog khuss they isme he ki bc Atleast 200 toh naa gaye... Humlog waapis dugout mein aae..

Rohit-Target jyaada nahi hai toh Kam bhi nahi hai bc bowling sahi hai unki faad dena hai tumlog ne AP Ravi Powerplay mein lelo...

Main-cool cool....

Humlog kit lagaake ready hue...

Lucky-let's go guyss win this...

Humlog ground mein aae bc bheed k shorr ne match ko ekdum hype kardiya tha kaafi gajab maahool Tha udhar par..

Main-Sun tu fast khel main strike rotate karta hun...

Ravi-you sure..

Main-Haan dono maarenge toh wickets jaaengi befaltu mein...

Main strike par gaya faster tha bowling par.. Maine Pehli ball rokki bc kaafi sahi bowler tha ye toh or next par single liya... Or Ravi ne aatey Hawaai fire suru kardiye last 4 balls mein 2 fours or 1 six rakhdiya usko Powerplay kaa bharrpurr faayda uthaarahe they humlog..

Score hua

15/0 in 1..

AP -1(2)
RAVI-14(4)

Next over mein bhi maine usse strike di jisme usne lagaata 3 boundaries maari usme bhi 15 runs aae... Kaafi sahi khelraha tha ravi..

Score 30/0 in 2...

Main-3(4)
RAVI-27(8)

Third over mein bhi maine first ball par single liya kyunki ravi form mein tha usne aatey he hawa mein shot khela lekin abki baar misstime hua or seedha fielder k hath mein catch bc... Lekin woh apna kaaam kaafi Hadd takk kar gaya tha..

Ravi 27 (9) Caught..

Next batsman abhi aaya... Or usne bhi aatey he 4 lagaake apne iraadey jaahir kardiye.. Uss over mein 6 runs he aaye lekin next over pura abhi ne khela jisme usne 14 runs battore and ek wide thi...

Score hua 51 par 1 in 4..

AP-4(5)
Abhi-19(10)

Bc Mere pass strike he naa aarahi thi but still ab powerplay over hogaya tha toh meri baari thi because ye sab powerplay mein maarne waale players they or abtak toh Run rate bhi kaafi sahi chalrahi thi...

5th over mein aae khaali 5 runs kyunki isme abhi out hogaya bc seedha bowler ko he catch Dedi..

Abhi -19(11) Out Caught..

Uske baad Lucky aaya tha.. Toh new score hua..

56/2 in 5

AP-5(6)
LUCKY-4(4)

Ab humaari team ko pataa nahi kya hua next 3 overs mein runs toh 28 aagaye lekin wickets 3 nikal gaye jisme Lucky, Ashish or Ajit shamil they... Bc jo aaraha tha 6 maarne ki kar raha tha what the fuck is going on...

Toh ab score hua 84/5 in 8 overs...

Lucky-8(6) out bowled....
Ashish - 2(5) out caught...
AJIT-14(5) out caught..

AP-13(12)

82 Runs caahiye they 7 overs mein bc.. New batsman aaya rohit...

Main-bhosdk agar tu bhi 4 or 6 k liye gaya toh teri gand fodd dunga saalo pehle ek aadh balls toh khelo seedha he kya Sehwag ban rahe sab..

Rohit-bc gand marwaadi lawdon ne..

Main-tu bus wicket naa jaanediyo.. Caahe kitana he slow khel... Kyunki ab dhangka batsman Sam he hai... Or run rate kaafi jaaegi.. So easy khel tu..

Or finally kissi ne meri suni or next 2 overs humne aaram se nikaale singles par... Jinmekn 13 runs aaye total...

Score hua 97/5 in 10 overs...

AP-18(17)
ROHIT-7(7)

69 runs caahiye they 5 overs mein ab... Or Woh ab thakk chuke they kyunki maine fast bowlers par koi risk nahi liya tha abtak toh majburran unhe ab spinner laana he padda bc abtak ek bhi over naa hua tha spinner kaa but ab aaya spinner... Or run rate almost 14 ki thi toh ab wait bhi Bahot ho chuka tha...

Uski Pehli ball par he maine pyaara saa scoop khel diya keeper k uppar se piche fielder nahi tha toh seedha 4 Milla.. Next ball usne flighted daali jo kaafi slow aai or aatey he Maine usko full power se kheldiya long on k uppar se gajab kaa 6...ab humaare supporters mein bhi Jaan aagayi thi bc full chillam chilli suru thi wahaan.. Next ball maine defend ki... 4th ball fir usne straight daali or maine straight he kheldiya bilkul seedha umpire k uppar se one bounce and four... 5th ball par maine gap dhunda deep Pointe or long off k bich mein se dono fielders naa pohanch paae or 4 runs Mille mujhe kaafi sahi over gaya ye humaare liye abtak last ball par maine single liya.. Toh iss over mein aaye 19 runs...

Score hua 116/5 in 11 overs...
AP-37(23)
Rohit-7(7)

50 runs caahiye they 4 overs mein...

Rohit-Aise he nikaal next 3 overs bc last over mein jyaada load naa caahiye 7-9 runs max chhodana last k liye...

Main-Aise he leletey hain ab bus wicket naa jaae easy victory hai waise toh...

Next over pacer leke aaya uski first ball maine rokki or next par ek dum straight shot kheldiya long off kaa fielder pohanch naa paaya or 4 runs mile... NEXT ball maine deep midwicket ki taraf kheli jahaan gap tha toh bhaagke 2 runs liye kaafi sahi fielding hui wahaan warna 4 they ye bhi... NEXT ball fir maine straight khelni caahi par beat hua toh dot gayi ye ball... Next ball usne yorker kaa try kiya but main aage khadda hota hun toh yorker judge kar paana bahot mushqill hai toh yorker low full toss aai or aatey he gayi seedha long off k uppar se ekdum gajab 6...last ball par maine dekha fine leg or thirdman kaafi wide khadey they toh maine next par aaram se scoop khela keeper k uppar se 4 runs k liye ...bc iss over mein aaye 16 runs... Or iss 4 k sath mere 50 bhi hue sabne taaliyaan bajaai maine bat uthake thanks bola sabko..

Score hua..

132/5 in 12 overs..
AP-53(29)
Rohit-7(7)

34 in 3 needed...

Next over ki Pehli he ball par rohit ne 4kka jadd diya lekin next 2 balls par woh beat hua 4th ball par usne double liya but over throw k kaaran humein ek run Orr mill gaya and main strike par aaya 5th par maine down the ground shot khela or 2 runs leliye... Last ball par mera single lene kaa mood tha but uss lawde ne ball be chutiya daaldi ek dum pyaari si full toss or ab bakchodi ki hai toh bhugatana toh padega he kuch toh ball kaa pace tha kuch bat ki speed jaise he connection hua bat or ball kaa ball seedha goli ki speed se gayi long on k bahot uppar se or bhenchod bahot durr gayi crowd paar karke shayad parking mein jaake girri bc ekdum sannata chaa gaya ground mein 100+ metres kaa toh hoga easily bhenchod... Bowler bechara ball ko dekhe jaatey hue..

Rohit-Arrey maadarchod ye toh ball gayi... New laao...

Main-Bc that was fire...

Rohit-maadarchod parking mein gayi hai lawde 105 meters kaa toh hoga he..

Ball new aai... Score hua tha

147/5 in 13 overs...

AP-61(31)
Rohit-14(11)

19 caahiye they 2 mein... Last second over unka best pacer leke aaya jisne Ravi lucky or Ashish k wickets liye they bc kaafi faadu bowling ki thi isne mujhe laga tha ye last leke aayega... Lekin ye abhi aagaya Rohit strike par tha main uske pass gaya...

Main-Isme caahe 6 runs banaale keval bus risk naa liyo next mein main 15 takk banaadunga keval chutiya medium pacer ka 1 over bacha hai...

Rohit-,ye kaafi sahi bowler hai bc...

Main-Haan faadu bus tu rukk k khel...

Rohit ne aisa he kiya usne Pehli he ball miss ki and next par single liya maine bhi aatey he single liya 4th par Rohit ne double leliya or fir 5th par ek 4kka milgaya bus yahaan match jeetgaye humlog... NEXT mein ab 10 yaa usase niche caahiye honge easy win.. Last ball dot nikali lekin iss over kaa kaam hogaya tha 9 runs aagaye they ab last mein 10 he caahiye they...

Score hua 156/5 in 14

AP-62(32)
Rohit-22(16)

10 runs needed in 6 balls...
Mujhe 12 runs caahiye they highest run scorer bananey k liye lekin pehle match jeetana jaruri tha.. Team always comes first...

Ab bowler tha ek medium pacer... Pehli he ball maine down the ground kheli long on or deep square k bich mein easily 2 runs... 8 in 5...next ball fir same shot khela maine but thoda misstime hua or gand faad bhaagna padda bc 2 runs... Gand fatt gayi... Bhenchod... Rohit bhi niche baithagaya almost run out hogaye they... Sans chadd gaye bhenchod... 6 in 4..
Next ball usne slower one daali or main thoda piche hatta or seedha bowler k uppar se kheldiya one bounce and 4...straight choukkaa...

2 runs caahiye they 3 balls par ab jab match ektarfa hogaya tha toh maine mere record par dekha 4 runs caahiye they mereko highest run getter bananey k liye...humaare players dugout mein khadey they bus jeet tey hi seedha ground mein kudatey hue aaenge bc sablog khadey they apni seats par NEXT ball usne thodi pace se daali main crease se aage nikala risk leke or diya long on k uppar se 6 run bc.. Gajab... We won we fucking won... Ye shot k sath he manoj ko double dhakka laga match bhi gaya or no 1 spot bhi...

Jeetatey he puri team ground par aai kutton ki tarah bhaagtey hue...

Commentator-And the Winner is MG collegeeeeeeeeeeee... All the credits goes to AP kya suljha hua player hai woh pehle toh apne dum par semifinal mein pohanchaaya team ko then ab final bhi akele ne jitwaaya I guess maximum runs AP k he honge list aane kaa wait kartey hain hum... But kya batsman hai ye gajab...

Sam-fuck yeah bhenchod...

Rohit - finally the trophy is home bc...

Humne opposition waalon se hath milaye..

Manoj-And yet again you were to good for us... Nice game..

Main-same dude.. Nice game...

Bhai ne trophy di humein mujhe or sam ko batting or bowling k liye alag se milli...

Deva-shabbas...

Main-hell yeah.. Kya bolta be mangalwa...

Mangal-mast batting bro...

Main-Bc rishi tu abhi takk rukka hua hai..

Rishi-bc mast match Tha Jaane kaa mann naa Kiya... Gajab laundey..

Fir principal bhi udhar aaya... Main or sam jab trophy lerahe they...

Principal-brilliant performance both of you... Thanks for bringing out proud back...

Main-that's what we do sir...

Prin-Thanks Deva ji for coming Down here..

Deva - No problem principal sir...

Prin-Rishi Sir always a pleasure to have you around thanks for everything...

Rishi-Welcome welcome.. Can i talk to you for a minute...

Princ-Sure sir anytime...

Ye bolke Rishi Principal ko side mein legaya.. Or main bhai k sath busy hogaya lekin 2 minute baad jab Mera dhyaan udhar gaya toh Rishi principal ko kuch samjha raha tha woh bhi kaafi gusse mein principal kuch reply dena caah raha tha usase pehle rishi usse chup kardeta.. Principal ki gand fatti paddi thi.. Bc ab aaya oontt pahaad k niche..

Lekin woh or gand maarta principal ki usase pehle deva bhai ki najar uspar padd gayi.. Or woh samjh gaye ki kya horaha hai..

Deva-oye hero idhar let's go stop it...

Rishi bhai ki baat kabhi nahi taal shakta so woh turant humaari taraf chal padda or aatey aatey ek line bolli jo humein bhi suni as woh close aagaya tha... Lekin ab bhai nikal liye they wahaan se toh main mangal or sam he they..

Rishi - just don't try to be smart you hear me this is my fucking college and that is my family I don't care what you do here I know you are a great principal but don't ever get personal with us... Itane bade nahi ho ki Abhi Humse rudely behave karo just mind your own business... Main un 4 ki guarantee leta hun AP, Sam, Rohit and Ravi agar woh kuch galat karein toh inhe beshak bahaar nikaaldo I dont care lekin ye befaltu ki politics yahaan use nahi karna I am fucking telling you this right here right now i dont give second chances that's it...

Mangal-abe chup be...

Rishi-sorry for the inconvenience...

Mangal - sorry Principal sir...

Main or sam thoda piche hatt gaye or aapis mein aise baatein karne lage maano humne kuch suna he nahi ho or principal ko aisa he laga woh juthi muthi smile humein deke nikal gaya... Bc gand maardi iski toh...

Mangal - are you fucking serious right now rishi...

Rishi-Sorry yaar I don't like him at all this fucking guy is an complete asshole...

Mangal-well Lets go...
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good job by the way...

Rishi - LOL...

Continued..
 

Update-71(Kidnapping Case..?????)


Rishi-Tumlog aarahe kya ghar ..?

Main-naa car hai idhar hum baad mein aatey..

Rishi-cool... Ok bro's great entertainment today.. Ghar par miltey..

Main - yo...

Mangal - bye be lawdo..

Unlog k Jaane k baad humlog waapis Stage se niche aaye niche Nicki Mam, Ritika Mam Ami Anjali Jiya Pooja unke alaawa 2-3 ladkiyaan or baaki humaari puri team thi...

Nicki-there they are our own champions...

Anjali-Dude that was so cool...

Jiya-sure it was...

Pooja-I don't like cricket that much but tum sab ne mann change karwaa diya...

Main-Haao Saara din lappy mein ghussi rahegi toh passand aaega bhi nahi...

Pooja-lol...

Main-thanks everyone... Team you guys did an excellent job Lucky Rohit gajab lead kiye tum dono And baaki Sab great contribution or baaki Sab supporters men aadha match toh tumhaare support se he jeet gaye they gajab energy dikhaai tumlog ne...

Sab-hell yeah..

Main-So we won this trophy for all of us... It was an great experience... Thanks.. Ab nikaltey humlog I am tired as hell..

Sabne ekdusre ko appreciate kiya and fir humlog nikale ghar k liye...Parking mein aae Main Ravi sam Anjali Jiya Pooja or Ami..

Anjali-Ami inlog k sath nikal jaa waise bhi aaj koi kaam nahi hai and Kal subah pick karlenge humlog tereko..

Ami-ok.. Thanki...

Anjali-OK guys humlog bhi chaltey bye..

Main-bye love you all...

Uske baad Anjali and team nikal gayi.. Or Parking se Ravi ne RR nikaali Toh Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Main-Yo Wassup...

Rohit-Bc sun Tu Nicki mam or Riti mam ko ghar drop kardega kya Main bike se aaya hun...

Main-No problem...

Rohit-Wohlog Gate 2 par hain...

Main-Sure...

Call disconnected...

Main-Abe gate 2nd se Nicki Mam ko pick karle...

Ravi-OK..

Main-Bc ye Rajat Ajay or deepak kidhar hain kitane time se baat naa hui teeno se...

Ami-I think they are on a case or something...

Main-really...?

Ami-Yeah...

Maine Deepak ko call kiya...

Deepak-Yo Bro...

Main-what the fuck bc kahaan ho tum 3no...

Deepak-busy as fuck bhai.. Kidnapping case hai ek uspar lagein hain..

Main-ek second hold kar...

Deepak-no problem...

Ravi gate 2 par aaya toh wahaan Nicki mam Riti mam k alaawa sneha Or Ashish bhi they.. Ashish ne unhe bhi drop karne ko kahaa toh Ravi ne sabko baitha liya..

Nicki-Mujhe laga tumlog nikal gaye ho..

Main-call karletey toh waapis aajatey.. You know better then that...

Nicki-awww. thanks...

Main-welcome... Give me 2 minutes ek call complete karlun...

Nicki-no problem carry on...

Main - Haan Deepak..

Deepak-yo..

Main-Haan toh kon kidnap hua..

Deepak-not sure kidnap hua hai yaa Fake report hai...

Main - what the hell abhi kidhar ho...

Deepak-Matka chownk par vehicles ki checking mein Hain main or Rajat bhai toh... Ajay police station mein Hai...

Main-sun Main aaraha udhar se let's meet up...

Deepak - cool... See you soon... Or suno call karliyo aatey he idhar hawaldaar log sabko rokk rahe aage main hun...

Main-NP...

Call disconnected...

Main-kidhar se nikaalega...

Ravi-Pehle Ashish and sneha ko drop kardetey hain fir Shankar k udhar se nikal lenge Mams ko drop karke..

Main-A ashish 2 minutes bichmein rukkein toh koi problem hai...

Ashish - koi dikkat naa Hai take your time..

Main-Sun Matka chownk par chal wahan se waapis aajaenge...

Ravi-Deepak hai udhar..?

Main-Haan Rajat bhi...

Ravi-okies...

Main-car kidhar gayi aaj madam...

Nicki - Servicing k liye...

Main-new lelo ab... That car sucks...

Nicki-no it doesn't abhi 1 saal pehle 30 laakh lagaaein hain are you serious..

Main-1 saal ek car mein kon rehta... Itana paisa hai kahaan jaaega woh..

Nicki-we only use our money...

Main-Toh uncle ko bolta hun woh apni property mere naam kar denge...

Nicki-lol..

Humlog Matka chownk par pohanchey toh as expected 1 Constable ne humaari bhi car rukwaai... Uske just aage Rajat next car ki searching karwaa raha tha...

Constable-license please sir...

Main - what the hell Haryana police in English not bad not bad...

Nicki-A stop... Don't disrespect.. Ravi Show him the documents...

Ravi-Nahi hain...

Nicki-what the hell...

Ravi-I mean ghar par hain...

Main-(chilaake) oye Deepak...

Deepak ne mujhe dekha or hansta hua udhar aaya...

Deepak-License nahi hoga haina...

Ravi - Dusri car mein rehgaya...

Deepak-Lol..constable tum aage waali check karo... They are with me...

Humein dekh Rajat bhi udhar aagaya..

Rajat-Bhaisahaab dekho toh kon aaya hai...

Main-Yo Rajat bhai... I missed you...

Nicki-Rajat bhaiya Namaste Deepak kaisa hai...

Deepak-Ye kahaan se awaaj aai...

Nicki-Hehe.. Piche...

Deepak--Nicki....wassup...

Nicki-All good... Lage paddey ho matlab...

Rajat-Kaam he ye hai yaar...

Deepak-ab Tumhaari tarah padha nahi shaktey students ko toh yahi karna padega..

Nicki-I am proud of you guys..

Rajat-Or jab Students in 3 jaise hon toh bilkul bhi nahi...

Main-What the hell Rajat bhai i thought u loved me...

Rajat-I Do...

Sam-apan is a very sincere student...

Ravi-main toh fir devta aadmi hun...

Rajat - LOL..

Main-ye kidnapping k liye he chal raha kya sab..?

Deepak-naa ye robbery case hai Abhi 2 ghantey pehle hui bank mein... 2 mill gaye 2 baaki hain...

Main - Kidnapping waala kya scene Hai...

Deepak-lamba scene hai... Help lagegi tumlog ki..

Main-Kal aatey subah fir..

Rajat-yo.. I don't think koi case bhi hai woh par still dekhiyo ek baar....

Ami-Yep even i didn't understand ho kya raha tha udhar... Jo lady thi complaint karne waali I didn't understand a word she said... I was like madam what the hell are you saying...

Main-Still dekhletey ek baar..

Ravi-yep..

Rajat-haao we need you as always...

Main-Abhi nikaltey yaar inlog ko drop karna hai...

Deepak-no problem... See you tomorrow..

Main-yo bye..

Nicki-Bye..

Ravi ne car ghumaai Ashish or Sneha ko drop kiya... Fir Nicki mam k bungalow ki side nikal liye...

Nicki-coffee peeyoge...

Main-nope I need sleep bad...

Nicki-good same i am tired so banaaney waali bhi nahi thi...

Ravi-Noukar bahot hain ghar mein don't lie...

Nicki-Still tumlog mereko banaaney ko boltey...

Sam-Boring.. Nicki mam you are so boring..

Riti-I agree..

Nicki-what the hell dude...

Main-You should go on with someone for a date sometime...

Nicki-I hate dating and you know that...

Main-my bad... See you are so boring...

Nicki-By the way tera kya scene Hai Riya se baat hui aane k baad...

Main-scene ekdum set hai naa woh meri taraf dekhti naa main uski taraf dekhta... Lets keep it that way...

Nicki-That fucking sucks dude.. I tried so hard for you guys to be together and that happened... Kitane time chala tha..

Main-15 hours... Lol update kaa title bhi yahi diya tha maine...

Nicki-You know Riti ko bhi bataaya Maine...

Riti-yep and I felt sad...

Main-don't be all good..

Riti-so new dhund rahe koi abhi...

Main-I tried... Baad mein Pata chala woh principal ki beti hai...

Nicki-lol tu kabse darrne laga...

Main-darra nahi i dont care lekin baad mein principal ko pata chalega toh woh sochega ki main uske liye uski beti kaa sahaara leraha ajeeb lagega...

Ravi-shut up you'll die single bitch now topic over...

Main--I had more girlfriends then you bitch...

Sam-main rude nahi sound karna caahta and I respect girls but hum teeno agar ginnaney baithein toh bahot jyaada hojaaengi...

Ravi-As sallu bhai says Bahot Rangeen jindagi gayi hai abhi tak...

Riti-lol... You know I like you guyss..

Main-Everyone likes us...

Sam-Except our enemies...

Ravi-and enemies se humaara matlab hai 60% of people ...

Riti - lol...

Humne un dono ko drop kiya and waapis haweli aae... Bahot thake hue they toh jyaada kuch kiya nahi bus movie dekhli raatko dinner karke so gaye... main kal college nahi Jaane waala Tha because I was tired as fuck... Sam or Ravi jaaenge...

Mast nind lene waala tha aaj bc main... Lekin meri nind ki gand maardi subah subah ek phone ne...

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Uodate-72(OH Fuckkk!!)


Maine Phone Dekha toh screen par likha aaraha tha Private no. ... Maine pick kiya toh saamne se ek aadmi ki jaani pehchaani awaaj aai...

Aadmi-You fucked up... Kissi ne cbi k data servers ko hack kiya or tumhaara saara data nikaal liya wahaan se...

Main-What the fuck Chang why the fuck are you calling me... Phone kyun kar raha hai are you fucking dumb..or cbi k pass mera konsa data hai bc jo koi le jaaega...

Chang-shutup.. Listen this is an emergency CBi k pass bahot Saara data hai tumse related i dont know kaise but they got the info...

Main-jaise ki...

Chang-Jaise ki Tumhaari family k hidden thikane, People you love, people you hate, Your past, And even tumhaare secret spots bhi...

Main-what the fuck what the fuck...

Chang-And now suno most importantly unke pass Tumhaari bimari ki info bhi thi...

Ab ye sun laga mujhe 4000 voltz kaa jhatka main bed se seedha kudda...

Main-what..? Whattttttt...?

Chang-exactly... Or dhyaan rahe agar tumhaara data kissi dhang ke bandey k hathon mein gaya naa toh they'll find a way to stop you...

Main-oh my god are you fucking kidding me bro... Unke pass data aaya kahaan se...

Chang-i don't know ask yourself... Just find the hacker and recover and destroy your data before its too late... I think you have maximum 24 hours to do so or else your data will be gone...

Call disconnected...

Are you fucking kidding me bro are you serious right now... Meri information cbi k pass thi what the fuck or abtoh pata nahi Kiske pass hai...fuckkkk...

Bc mujhe realise hua or hotey he Dimag laga ghummaney...

Main-bhenchod stop gussa nahi gussa nahi i need you maadarchod abhi help caahiye teri stop stop gussa nahi.... Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk....

Unke pass mere hospital records bhi they yaani mere dimag k baare mein sab jaankaari hogi or Agar unke pass mere dimag ki jaankaari hui toh woh koi naa koi tareeka dhundlenge mujhe rokkaney kaa bahot easy hoga unke liye ye karna.... Jaise he woh data leak hoga ill be dead in an hour... Are you fucking kidding me... Even mere family k hidden thikaane bhi hain unke pass yaani koi bhi safe nahi hai... Lekin how kaise cbi ko info di kissne...

One minute one fucking minute oh my god.... Fuckkkk...

Main bhaaga hua niche aaya wahaan Breakfast chalraha tha Bhai, Babhi, Mangal, Abeer, Ami Nasta kar rahe they Meenu serve kar rahi thi and Anjali, Jiya or Pooja Rojj ki tarah Ami ko pick karne aaye they.... Sam or Ravi shayad jaa chuke they college...

Deva-aao sehjaadey aao...

Main-ek Question hai mera...

Mangal-Kya..? Ki holi kab hai...?

Anjali - lol...

Main-Seriously ek minute mera qsn...

Abeer-Kitane aadmi they..?

Ab ek toh Dimag mera uppar se woh bhi kharaab horaha and uppar se Ye bakchodi Kar rahe...

Main-I swear to God if you say one more word I'll smash your face right onto that Plate of yours so please shut the fuck up....

Ab ye tone sunke sabke hath se niwaala chutta...

Abeer-kya hua tu theek toh hai...?

Main-bhai kya aap humaare Jaane k baad humein dhund nikaalne k liye CBI k pass gaye they... Simple yes or no...

Ye sun maahool ekdum serious hogaya...

Deva-i... Mean... What... Do you mean...?

Main-A simple yes or no question bhai just a simple yes or no question...

Deva-haan I mean jab hum tumlog ko dhundaney mein naakamyaab rahe toh humlog gaye they CBI k pass... Because we were worried about you guys...

Main-Are you fucking kidding me bhai maine mere note mein saaf-2 likha tha 100 baar ki mujhe dhundhane ki koshish matt karna still CBI k pass...

Deva-i know but we didn't know we thought you were in some trouble...

Main-And aapne meri info meri medical reports bhi CBI ko dedi...

Deva-i mean Haan tujhe dhundaney k liye info hona jaruri tha so Maine dediya unko teri info because Anjana(CBI Chief) is trustable...

Main-bhai no one in CBI is trustable they are all bunch of rats...

Mangal-ek minute ek minute itana garam kyun ho raha hai sablog worried they or humlog tujhe dhund nahi paaye toh majburran humein CBI k pass Jaana padda kyunki unke pass resources hain contacts hain isme gussa kyun horaha...

Main-kyunki kissi ne CBI k server hack karliya or Mera saara data wahan se udaa liya...

Ye sun sablog bhayanak chownkey...

Abeer-kya..?

Mangal-what the fuck...?

Anjali - no way...

Main-yes or tumlog ko maalum Hai ab unke pass sab info hai humaare thikane humaare contacts humaare relatives and most importantly mere medical records...you know iska matlab kya hai jaise he Unlog ko mere dimag k baare mein maalum chalega uske baad main Marra samjho...

Deepika - what...? What...? No way...

Deva-m. M. Main Anjana se baat karta hun...

Main--fuck this Anjana usko dekhtey he goli maarunga main i am telling you right now right here...

Deva-sun sun Anjana is good people....

Main-kitani baar bataaun bhai no one in CBI is good.. I fuckin told you guys ki aisa kuch Matt karna still tumlog unke pass gaye and now I am fucked kabhi bhi kahin bhi maar shaktey hain mujhe woh log...

Ami-boss calm down...

Main-do not tell me to fucking calm down we are fucked we all are fucked and I am tired of controlling myself I am gonna destroy CBI... I can't believe tumlog uske pass gaye tumlog ko kya lagta hai woh mere data kaa kya karne waali thi..? Pagal ho tumlog jo sochrahe they woh mujhe dhundegi woh wahaan baith ke mujhe rokkaney k plans bana rahi hogi kyunki darr toh usse bhi lagta hai...

Abeer-calm down calm down humlog dhund lenge hacker ko...

Main-Dhundana padega warna main gaya or mere baad fir sab kuch jaaega... I am going Delhi right now....

Mangal-ok-2 let's go...

Main-main akela he jaaraha...

Mangal-what the fuck abhi tune bola tu ek target hai or tu akela jaaraha...

Main-Haan because main nahi caahta ki baaki koi mere sath mare...

Deepika - Please tu ye Marrne waali baat bolna bandh karega...

Pooja-listen dude mujhe toh sath chalna he hoga you need my help to catch the hacker...

Anjali-Me Too..

Abeer-Hum sab jaarahe hain bhai babhi aaplog rukko yahin hum dekhlenge...

Deva-Listen I am really sorry mujhe nahi maalum tha...

Main-I know nahi maalum tha lekin aise har kissi par bharosa matt kiya karo... You'll regret that latter...

Deepika-You got this ok... Tujhe kuch nahi hoga .. And agar god forbid tujhe kuch bhi hua toh Mangal Or Deva tum dono ko main kabhi nahi maaf karne waali...

Main bahaar Aaya Abeer ne RR nikaal li thi hum sablog baithey..

Main-ASAP...

Continued...
 

Update-73(CBI!!!)



Abeer ne gaadi full speed mein nikaali subah kaa time tha toh jyaada traffic bhi naa millne waala Tha...

Abeer- Calm down calm down..

MAIN-DON'T TALK...

Mangal-Ek second ek second I mean I know unke pass Documents hain but still humlog easily thokshaktey hain unko so tu gussa kyun kar raha hai woh bhi itana...

Main-Tu samjh nahi raha hai tumlog ne unhe ticket dediya Hai unke pass sab information hai hum kon hain kahaan hain kaise hain kyun hain kon humaari power hai kon humaari weakness hai... I don't care wohlog mujhe maardenge bitch I can't be killed... But think agar unhone hacked ki gayi info or uppar se khud ki additional info jodd li toh woh basically kuch bhi kar shaktey hain they can kill you they can kill all of us lekin woh problem nahi hai humlog apna khayaal rakh shaktey hain... But soch hum nahi mile toh woh kya karenge kiske piche jaaenge...

Mangal-Humaari family off course...

Main-Haan babhi, Rishi, Meenu, gupta ji Mamaji (Sam K dad) Nicki ruhi sab khatre mein padd jaaenge... Humaari family or sab relatives.... Soch

Ye sunke sab soch mein padd gaye or unki gand fatt gayi unko samjh aaya ki ye maamla kitana serious tha bahot bahot jyaada serious...

Mangal-Fir bc tu gussa kya kar raha hai kuch soch...

Main-o.. ONnce it starts i can't stop it....

Mangal-matlab...

Abeer- Matlab we all are fucked... Ye aise he rahega and we gonna have problems...

Main-Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk....

Ami-Oh God Koi toh marrega jarur...

Humlog CBI headquarters pohanchey Gaadi niche parking mein rokki...

Mangal- bc kuch ulta seedha naa kariyo....

Main-don't tell me what to do...

Humlog gate par aaye I'd dikhai Anjali Jiya or Pooja ne Mangal ne apne contact ko bulaaya uske baad Humlog uppar aae toh aaj Receptionist woh budhiya nahi thi koi or ladki thi...

Mangal-Excuse me humein Anjana ji se milana hai...

Recept-Sorry sir currently woh ek meeting mein Hain and unhone kahaa hai ki unhe disturb naa Kiya jaae so aapko wait karna padega...

Mangal-Its urgent tell her Mangal is here...

Reception-Sorry sir i can't...

Main-I don't have time you gotta tell here right now or I'll go inside right now...

Recept-I am afraid main aapko ye karne nahi de shakti... Guards...

Uske itana boltey he 4 police waale wahaan aae...

Reception-please inlog ko bahaar nikaal dijiye...

Main-Are you serious right now..?

Recep-sorry sir.. We can't take risks...

Main--Fuck that... Guyss...

Mere itana kehtey he Sabne apni guns un guards par taan di...

Ye dekh k un sabki gand fatt gayi... Receptionist ki toh gotiyaan munh talk aagayi usko gotiyaan thi nahi woh alag baat hai...

Main-do you have any fucking idea who we are... Guns andar leke aae hain matlab VIps he honge...

Recep-y. Y. Y. Y. You can't go in there... She will be angry...

Main-oh belive me i am more angrier then her...

Ye bolke Anjali ne un police waalon ko apni I'd dikhaak toh Unlog ne Usko salute kiya guns wagairaah hataai gayi or humlog aage badhe at our own risk maine degale nikaali... Anjana kaa gate knock Kiya.. Toh andar se awaaj aai...

'Not Now Wait Outside Please'...

Bc ye bahot jyaada horaha tha toh maine seedha Gate par laat maari jo 'Satt' karke khulgaya or andar baithey logon ki gand fatt gayi... Andar Anjana k alaawa 5 shaks mojudd they 1 ladki 23-24 ki chasmis type lekin gajab beautiful uske sath same age kaa ek ladka, or fir 3 Delhi Police k officers 1 lady SP 2 male Inspectors....

Anjana-AP....

Woh aage kuch bolti usase pehle Maine andar aatey he uski khopaddi par gun taan di ye dekh uska kaleja munh ko aagaya ye dekh Woh police waalon ne mujhpar guns taandi or iske baad apne waale sab ne un police waalon par guns taan di...

SP-Put your gun down right now and move away from CHIef or you'll be shot...

Main-Try me... Fir dekhenge kon pehle marrega...

Usne Piche dekha toh uspar sablog ne guns taan rakhi thi...

SP-Acp Anjali... Tumlog yahaan...

ACP-Hi good morning madam...

SP-tum apne superior officer par gun point kar rahi ho... Put it down right now...

Anjali-You first madam...

Anjana-A. A. A. AP what is this...

Main-Give me a single Reason ki main tumhe abhi issi waqt goli kyun nahi maardun...

Anjana-But... Kyun... I didn't do anything...

Main-No no no don't try to play this game with me I am too fast for this...

Anjana-Listen put this gun down right now you can't do that you don't know Kiske saamne khadey ho tum...

Main-ye mere se panga lene se pehle sochna caahiye Tha I don't give a fuck who are you...

Anjana-Wait a second letme call your brother...

Ye bolke usne bhai ko call lagayaa...

Anjana-Sir i thought we are on good terms...

Iska saamne se kuch reply aaya...

Anjana - THEN why your brother is holding a gun to my face this is strictly not allowed Here I can send him to jail for this...

Iska bhi koi jawaab aaya or usne phone mujhe diya..

Deva-I know you are angry and all but you can not do that woh koi neta nahi hai AP she is bloody CBI chief woh central government k orders par kaam karti hai humaare nahi... Bina guns k bhi tu ye sab solve kar shakta Hai...

Main-Bhai do you want me to stop...?

Deva-meri baat sun...

Main-yes or No bhai...

Deva-Yes guns wagairaah rehndo...

MAIN-OK...

Call disconnected...

Ye bolke maine phone cut kiya or usko diya...

Main-Easy guys...

Hum sabne guns niche kiye but woh SP ne naa ki toh Anjana ne usko Bola...

Anjana-Put the guns down Varsha...

Main-Listen Anjana you know me, how I am, what I do, how I do things and no one tries to fuck with me because I fuck them back even more harder... So yaa toh bolna he nahi or Agar bolo toh dhangkaa kuch bolna...

Anjana-Seriously AP I know we both are on good terms but mujhe nahi maalum what you are talking about...

Main-oh my god i said don't fuck with me or it'll be bad...

Abeer- Toh tum Keh rahi ho tumhe ye nahi pata aaj early morning CBI kaa server hack hogaya tha...

Anjana-Haan i know that just abhi ye dono officers ne mujhe ye bataaya... SHE IS our Cyber Cell Officer Meera.. . And he is her junior...

Ye bol usne woh ladki or ladke ki taraf ishaara kiya...

Anjana-but wait a second ye baat iss room mein mojudd humaare alaawa kissi ko nahi maalum thi toh tumhe kaise pata chala...

Abeer- agar logically baat karein toh humlog bhi issi room mein Hain toh we know...

Main-It doesn't matter humein kaise pata chali Tumhe pata hai wohlog kya leke gaye...

Anjana-Actually we don't have any idea right now they both are working on it...

Main-those were my fucking files Anjana...

Ye sun Anjana Ko bhayanak shock laga...

Anj-What...? Wait a minute...

Ispar woh Ladki boli Jo Cyber officer yaa aise he kuch thi... Meera naam tha uska...

Meera-No we can't say it right now but we can find it soon...

Main-Dear Meera i am saying Mere records hack hue hain toh iska matlab Hue hain ok...?

Meera-Look dude I don't believe in people main keval technology mein belive karti... So jabtak ye prove nahi hojaata I can't say... Baaki sab guesses par kaam nahi karti main... Why work on guesses when you have the technology... Hahaha right...?

What the fuck is she... Bc bol kya rahi hai ye...

Ye bolke hum sabne uske munh ki taraf dekha...

Meera-ohh! Sorry main bus environment ko halka kar rahi thi you know to crack a joke...

Anjana-Meera Please Wait..

Meera-Sorry Mam...

Anjana-AP I had no idea first mujhe ye abhi pata chala tha ki we were hacked secondly ye toh abtak kissi ko nahi maalum tha ki kya hack hua hai...

Mera phone baja jo babhi kaa tha main bahaar aaya...

Main-Yep...

Babhi-What is going on...?

Main-Nothing just listening to there bull shit excuses...

Babhi-See Woh CBI chief hai AP koi choti moti cheej nahi and you know that abhi gusse se kaam lega toh dikkat hojaaegi fir and you are smart enough to figure that out ki woh kya kar shakti hai so isliye go easy there...

Main-I will..

Babhi-thanks...

Main - I'll talk to you latter...

Continued...
 

Update-74(Ruhi Saved Everything)


Babhi kaa Phone cut karke main andar ki taraf mudda toh bahaar he mujhe Anjana ki awaaj aai toh main bahaar he rukk gaya...

Anjana-Tumlog samjhaao usko mujhe pata hai woh AP hai and all but he can't just put a gun to my face I am the chief of CBI not any low level officer...

Abeer - Ye sab uske saamne Bolna....

Anjana-Why me... You..

Abeer ne uski baat bich mein he kaati ..

Abeer- Exactly, you are afraid of him everyone is don't worry...

Anjana-It's not about that I am sitting at an high rank position here or jo sab usne kiya hai abhi woh usse bahot mushibatt mein daaldega...

Ye sunke main andar enter hua mera gussa thoda Kam jarur hua tha but still bahot jyaada tha...

Main-I don't care i dont give a damn you can try to do whatever you can do and then I'll do what I do best..... Mujhe koi farak nahi padta ki tum central government k pass jaaogi yaa nahi but the fact is they can't do anything about me because we rule this region so dhamki dena Chhodo and mujhe jawaab do... Mere gayab hone k baad tum mere ghar par kyun gayi thi...?

Anjana -.ww..w.oh...

Main-Kuch bhi jawaab do sach ho yaa juth yaa imaginary kuch bhi woh sach hai yaa juth ye main pata karlunga.

Anjana-Because main help karna caahti thi Main Deva ji or Mangal ko bahot time se jaanti hun so help karne k liye gayi thi...

Main-Lie...

Anjana-what do you...

Main-keval jawaab do ye sab Matt karo I am too smart for all that... I don't want your sympathy, help, Power or contacts mujhe bus kuch sawaal puchne hain that's it or Agar tum nahi caahti toh main rehney deta hun...

Anjana - no no you can ask...

Main-thanks.. So kisne tumhe order diya mujhe rokkaney kaa plan banaaney k liye agar main Central government yaa desh ko khatra banjaaun toh..

Anjana-Kissi ne nahi hum tumhe kyun rokkenge tumne humaari madad ki hai Surendra or baakiyon ko hataake...

Main-Lie.... Usse toh dhund lunga main aaj nahin toh kal jaaega kahaan toh woh ek female hai...?

Anjana-What...? How do you say that nahi koi nahi hai...

Main - told you I am too smart for all this ab Aakhiri question tumhaare pass meri kya kya information thi jo hack hui...

Anjana-Hack kitana hua ye maalum nahi but info thi Tumhaare safe houses ki details, Tum sabke bank accounts business accounts chhodke tumhaare cards tumhaari cars tumhaare gayab hone se pehle k phone records places you visited before going and tumhaare medicine Bills...

Ye sun mujhe jhatka laga...

Main-Tumhaare pass keval Medicine bills they..? Mere hospital records my illness files my tests aisa kuch nahi tha...?

Anjana-Nahi keval medicine bills they Tumhaari doctor ne keval wahi provide kiye humein...

Ye sunke mujhe sans aaya bc keval dawaaiyon k records se ye naa pata lagaayaa jaa shakta mere dimag mein exactly problem kya hai or iska solution kya hai... But still confirm karleta hun ruhi se... Isliye maine usko call kiya...

Main-Yo Wassup...

Ruhi-Hello Handsome...

Main-Quick question...

Ruhi-Pucho...

Main-Kya mere Jaane k baad cbi waale aae they tumhaare pass...?

Ruhi-yes...

Main-Toh tumne kya diya tha unhe...

Ruhi-toh hua ye tha ki deva bhaiya kaa call aaya tha mere pass unhone kahaa ki cbi chief tumse milne aarahi hai toh usse information dedo jo caahiye usko...

Main-ok...

Ruhi-then ye aai or usne tumhaare case k baare mein pucha... Toh maine kahaa I can't disclose my patients data or even main karun bhi toh AP ki disease k baare mein kaha he nahi jaa shakta... Toh usne kahaa ki OK uske medical records dedo.. Toh maine kahaa go fuck yourself tumhe kya lagata hai AP Pagal Hai jo apne medical records mere pass chhodke jaaega woh pehle he legaya yahaan se and humlog copies banaate nahi hain so i can't help you fir usne pressure daala Maine deva bhai ko call kiya toh woh boli Atleast give us something toh maine usko medicine bills pakadaa diye lol...

Main-holy shit... Toh ab ye bataao tumne jo info di usase koi merk bimari takk pohanch shakta Hai yaa nahi...? I mean kya woh pata laga shaktey hain ki whats in my head...?

Ruhi-Naa I highly doubt that woh medicines kaafi Brain related illnesses k treatment k liye use ki jaati hain toh bahot jyaada mushqill hai pata lagaana...

Main-You literally saved everything...

Ruhi-I got you dude... Don't worry...

Main-thanks... Ok I will call you latter...

Call disconnected...

Haash! Bhenchod ek problem toh solve hui...main dikkat kam hogayi...

Main-So Anjana you even threatened my doctor mere doctor takk ko dhamki di tumne uss info k liye... Kitani bechain thi tum meri info k liye....

Anjana-I.i.I.

Main-listen Anjana I respect you i respect the cbi and central government but i have a simple policy If someone tries to fuck with me i make sure they never fuck with me again ... And mujhe koi ghanta nahi farak padta woh banda kon hai CM, PM yaa president so ek baar iss hacker se niptalun then I will come after you and I will make sure that you feel sorry for what you did...

Anjana - But why dekho cbi has nothing to do with you...

Main-ok OK it's time toh agar tumlog ko merese koi lena dena nahi hai toh tumlog mujhe follow kyun kar rahe ho...

Anjana-Kya...? Kehna kya caahtey ho..?

Main--Vehicle Black Bolero plate no. HR 26 BP 2232 ... And kabhi kabhaar Black Safaari Plate no. 2767...

YE SUn Anjana k pairon talle jameen khisak gayi...

Main-2 bandey hain tumhaare jo in cars mein mereko follow kartey hain harr jagah...

Ye sun baaki sabko bhi shock laga kyunki unko bhi ye maalum nahi tha... Kyunki maine kissi ko bataaya nahi tha befaltu tension lenge..

Main-tumhe kya lagta hai kon hun main.. Koi chindi chorr jo mujhe follow karoge or mujhe pata nahi chalega...

Anjana-Mujhe nahi pata tum kiss baare mein baat Kar rahe ho..

Main-Oh My God.... You are tilting me... Chalo mere sath niche...

Ye bolke maine Table se uska phone uthaaliya ye dekh woh shocked rehgayi....

Main-No worries main leleta hun niche takk come on come on...

Anjana-Wait lets talk here...

Main-You will regret not coming with me so I suggest you follow me..

Hum sablog Niche underground parking mein gaye Anjana k hath pair phool gaye they niche Parking mein RR khaddi thi or uske pass 2 bandey khadey they 27-30 k bich age ache khasse well built dhangke kappadey pehney hue basically woh car mein ghussney ki try kar rahe they taaki koi transmitter yaa tracker daal shakein andar or yahi they woh 2 cbi waale humein dekh woh turant palat gaye or car ki taarif karne lage jaise car ko dekhne k liye aae hon...

Main-Ye dono tumhaare aadmi nahi hain...?

Anjana-ofcourse nahi...

Main-Kya bhidulog car passand aai yaa nahi...? Anjana are you sure...?

Anjana-offcourse I am sure I don't know them...

Main-Abeer you all stay the fuck away from this...

Ye bol main aage aaya...

Main-So kya boltey bhai kaisi lagi gaadi...

Ispar ek Bola...

GUys-Bahot Mast kya gaadi hai yaar main t....

Lekin woh aage kuch bol paata uske pehle uske thobadey par itana bhayankar punch laga ki woh gaadi se takraaya or niche girra or dusara kuch samjh paata usase pehle usko bhi pait mein ek punch diya maine or uss punch ki speed itani jyaada thi ki woh ghutano k ball girra or uske munh se ulti girri aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi ye dekh Anjana ki gand fatt gayi kyunki itani jaldi sab hua ki usse kuch samjh takk naa aaya maine dusare bandey ki shirt ki jebb se 2 devices nikaali jo woh gaadi mein plan karne waala Tha... I am sure woh koi tracker tha lekin still mujhe ye scene caahiye tha..

Main-Oh my god ye toh koi jaanlewa cheej lag rahi hai holy shit tumlog mujhe maarne ki koshish kar rahe they holy fuck.. POLICE waalo dekho ye sab tum sabke saamne main self defense mein kar raha hun isliye koi bichmein naa aaye toh behtar hoga....

Pehle waala bechara jhumta hua uth chuka a tha uske munh se khoon behraha tha... Or Ab kand Hona tha...

Continued....
 

Uodate-75(Destroyed)


Main-Kyun be terrorist hai kya tu..?

Ye boltey he maine uske face par punch diya jo uski naak k uppar laga naak gayi bc ki woh piche ko jaa girra firse... Dusara ek gaadi kaa sahara leke utha he tha ki uske thobadey par ek or punch diya maine woh bonut k uppar late gaya lagtey he or uske niche aatey he maine ek k baad ek uske thobadey par jaanwar type kai punch diye uska munh pura khoon se latpath hogaya shakal takk naa dikh rahi thi uski usko wahin chhod main pehle waale k pass aaya... Anjali or baaki ki aankein fatti hui thi ki ye ho kya rahahai...

Pehle waala bechara apne munh or naak k blood ko paddey paddey apne rumaal se rokk raha tha maine uske pass gaya..

Main-uffff ufff icchhhchchc Dard horaha hoga naa bhai...

Guy1-p. Please or Matt maaro...

Main-chup bey abhi toh party suru hui hai bc teri madam ko he teri fikar nahi hai toh maar khaa aaram se...

Woh ek pillar kaa sahara lekar baitha tha main thoda side hata or uske forehead par ek bhayanak laat maari jisase uska sire piche pillar k kone se takraaya jo nukeela tha seconds k hissab se uske sirr k pichle hisse se khoon behney laga...

Main-are you still sure Anjana Mam...

Varsha-look you can't do this right in front of us...

Main-well Varsha ji this is the thing about me I can do whatever the fuck I want...

Main usko dusri laat maarta usase pehle Ami mere saamne aagayi...

Main-right now side hattjaa...

Ami-I am not here to stop see you don't have to do this inke liye main kaafi hun tu gussa matt ho..

Main-oh don't worry main already bahot gussa hun...

Ami-Still main dekh leti hun Inko you get back...

Main-well nice idea i am tired you continue...

Main piche hatta...

Main-woh second waale ko dekh fadfadaa raha hai hath Todd uska...

Ami uske pass gayi uska mann nahi tha ye karne kaa kyunki woh kabhi force karne par kissi ko nahi maarti but meri baat woh taal nahi shakti or Mera gussa kam karne k liye usane turant Uska hath fansaaya or bhagwaan Jaane Kaise lekin 3 seconds mein katak se utaar diya... Uss aadmi ki cheekh pure parking mein gunji ... Pehle waala behosh ho chuka tha....

Main-dusara bhi Todd dey hospital toh Jaana he hai lage hath dono theek hojaaenge...

Lekin jaise he ami doobara kuch karti Anjana chilaai.. ..

ANJANA-STOP... OK OK... ye mere agents hain and I sent them to spy on you please leave them alone now... Please...

Ami-oh thank God...

Anjana-AP you are an Animal... You almost killed them...

Main-sometime yess..i am an animal bananaa padta hai...

Ami-don't worry he knows kisko kahaan par maarnaa Hai serious injuries nahi hain theek hojaaega ye do... But kuch week dikhenge nahi aapko... Sorry for that..

Main-Anjali...

Anjali - Ambulance is almost here already bulaa liya tha maine...

Main-ok send them to the hospital or bolna bill inka AP ne bharr diya hai... And madam listen agar doobara kabhi koi bhi cbi waala mujhe najar rakhta hua Milla hum mein se kissi par toh I will make sure usse hospital lejaane ki jarurat naa paddey... So chaltey hain humlog humein ek bandey ko pakadke maarna hai... Lets go guys...

Humlog nikalney lage toh woh Meera ne humein roukka...

Meera-Wait tum aise he usko nahi pakad shaktey.. You Need our help...

Main-Wait what...

Anjana-Dekho AP i dont have anything to do with you but still humaara dushman yahaan par Same he hai or ye fact hai ki tum usse meri help k bina nahi pakad shaktey...

Main--Tumhaari nahi uss ladki ki you are useless to me...

Anjana-And she works for me so figure it all out...

Pooja-Boss ek minute...

Ye bolke Pooja Mereko ek side mein legayi...

Poo-Boss we need there help...

Main-Sachmein...? I mean tum unse kahin jyaada better Tech expert ho...

Pooja-Haan woh toh hai but humein inke server se access caahiye agar server access naa Milla toh fir hack karna padega jisme kaafi time lagega or time as you know humaare pass hai nahi isliye inke sath ho letey hain...

Main-Hmm... JAANWAR idhar aa toh...

Ye sun abeer bhi side mein aaya or maine usko puri baat bataai ...

Abeer - Baat toh sahi hai Pooja ki...

Main-Dekh Poo ye tera operation hai main kaam tera he hai isliye tujhe jo karna hai kar tu lead kar ye mission...

Pooja-OK boss...

Ye bolke humlog waapis aaye middle mein...

Anjana-So...?

Main-Talk to Pooja here she'll lead us in this...

Varsha-One second i mean tumhaare pass inse senior officer hai still junior lead karega awkward nahi hai... Kyun Anjali..?

Anjali-lol I don't mind we are all the same... We dont do that senior junior bullshit we are same...

Pooja-So aaplog ko maalum nahi but we don't have time to waste on these things so here is the deal Humlog Tumhaari help karenge for sure but the point is jaise he hum usko pakadenge woh humaara hua tumhe jo info usase leni hai loo baaki hum decide karenge uska kya karna hai...

Anjana-Ok deal... Take Varsha 's team and meera with you guys... Tum lead karogi...?

Pooja-No thanks Aaplog kar shaktey ho lead, we belive in team work...

Anjana-Ok Varsha Lead karegi...

Meera-OK then come in guys main tumhe base of operations dikhaadun... Holy shit it sounded so cool... BASE OF OPERATIONS Tom cruise ki movie k jaise...

Main-Poo kitani derr lagegi approximately location or ip pata karne mein...

Poo-4-5 hours boss...

Main-ok you guys continue main thodi derr mein waapis aata...

Anjana-Ok Varsha you lead i have a meeting to attend i will be back in an hour or so...

Varsha-OK mam...

Uske baad Anjana wahaan se chali gayi..

Main-Mangal idhar aa toh.

Maine Mangal ko ek side bulaaya...

Mangal-Kya hua...?

Main-Apna koi hotel yaa flat hai kya aas pass bc mujhe ek restart caahiye my head is killing me bhenchod thodi shanti caahiye warna gand marrjaaegi...

Mangal-Haan bc tu rest le thoda gand maardega warna main call kardeta hun 1km k ass pass he hotel hai GPS mein miljaaega...

Main-ok I'll be back...

Main RR leke hotel mein pohancha wahan se room ki keys lee or apne room mein aaya or aatey he bc bathroom mein ghuss gaya or najane kitani derr shower k niche khadda raha maybe 1 ghantey se jyaada or fir bed par aake lait gaya....

Main-Calm down lawde calm down maadarchod cbi waalon ki Maa he chhod di by chance agar galat jagah lag jaati toh unko maadarchod... Marrjaata koi...

Jail toh fir bhi nahi hoti self defense prove hojaata...

Main-Bhen k lawde dimag bichmein nahi bola kar tu 2 nirdosh marjaatey unka kuch nahi...

Main-I need 2 hours of sleep... To centre things...

Beta ye toh kuch bhi nahi tha dimag ghum jaata agar thodi derr or wahaan rehta toh ye toh 1% bhi naa Tha...

Main-1% se jyaada jaaega uske baad beta hospital hai 2-3 din k liye yaa fir jail he hai...

Continued..
 

Update-76(Ruhi-1)



Main khudse he bakchodi kartey hue so gaya kyunki jab confirm hua ki CBI waalon kaa hacking karwaane mein koi hath nahi hai or Ruhi k bataane k baad mera gussa kam hogaya tha and ab jab soke uthaa toh dimag ekdum centre mein tha mujhe 10 Minute lage aaj ki ghatnaao kaa recap karne k liye fir yaad aaya kya kya kand kiye maine...

Main-Bhen chod Maa he chhod di ye toh cbi ki..
What the fuck sorry bolna padega Anjana darling ko pehle toh jaake bc cbi chief se panga sun dimag dekh bura Maan yaa bhalla gandu toh hai tu bhosdk thoda rukka toh kar gusse mein kar kya lega tu bhosdk aisi serious situation mein gussa karega toh meri gand marregi uppar se bc ek toh gusse mein dimag kaam naa karta toh bc koi idea naa milta uppar se kissi ki bhi gand maardeta hai fir baad mein problem hoti hai... Ek maal thi cbi mein bc uske sath he panga karta hai.. Anjana is hot as fuck bc..

Wiase maal toh Varsha bhi mast thi...

Main-Jaa naa be tharki maadarchod tujhe tharak k alaawa kuch sujhta bhi hai bc... Waise Varsha se jyaada cute Meera thi or apne se thodi he badi hai age mein...

Naa be woh maadarchod comedy karti hai serious situations mein bhi bc ajeeb lawdi hai...

Main-lekin cute hai or maal bhi woh important hai bc...

Yahi distraction toh caahiye thi jo nind or bakchodi ne dedi finally dimag centre mein aaya or main room keys waapis karke RR leke CBI headquarters ki taraf aaya or Raastey mein Ek Store par rukk kar ek chocolate bhi leli bhenchod 250 rupaye ki chocolate koi deta hai kya maadarchod... Ab CBI headquarters mein aake maine Abeer ko call kiya...

Main-yo babes kidhar ho...

Abeer-Thanks God tu shant hogaya bc... Uppar aaja room 404 mein...

Maine phone cut kiya or uppar pohancha room ka gate already open tha toh main andar aagaya Wahaan par humaari team k alaawa Varsha Anjana or Meera thi Pooja or meera computers par lagi paddi thi no idea kya kar rahi thi...

Main-Yo Wassup guys..

Anjana-Dekho-2 kon aaya hai Subah itana sab karke matter ko serious banaake aise gayab hogaye jaise kuch hua he nahi...

Main-Actually first of all sorry...

Ye sun sablog ne mujhe ghurra...

Main-Idhar udhar dekho be tumlog... secondly gayab nahi hua Tha ye lene gaya tha...

Ye bolke maine usko chocolate di...

Main-I am sorry you know mera dimag kaise kaam karta hai or isme mera koi hath nahi tha sab issi kaa kiya dharra tha...

Anjana-A Chocolate AP seriously what am I an 5 year old or what...?

Main-what the fuck I spent 15 minutes on the Shitty streets of Delhi to get you this and you say that...A gift is a gift it doesn't matter what it is...

Anjana-OK ok i feel you...

Main-So we good now..?

Anjana-Nope...

Main-ok samjh gaya kya caahiye tumhe ok listen I owe you one... 1 case kabhi bhi solve karwaana Ho yaa koi dusri problem ho then call me I'll help You... Jaisi apni deal hui thi you help me i help you...

Anjana - Done...

Main - So we good now...

Anjana-Haan jabtak tum meri respect kartey ho..

Main - OH my god.. I always Respect beautiful Persons...

Anjali-Did you just literally flirted with the chief of CBI...?

Main-No i didn't...

Ami-yes you did..

Main-Shut up... Ok again i am sorry All of you and Haan or ye toh sochana bhi Matt ki main isliye sorry bolraha hun ki main tumhaare seniors se darr gaya no not at all i dont care and you know that...

Anjana - Yeah yeah pata hai...

Main-and Haan I know ki tumne kissi k order par he woh sab kiya hai but still a mistake is a mistake belive me i will find them and they'll be very sorry for what they did...

Anjana-OK...

Main-so Poo kahaan pohanchey humlog...

Poo-Me and meera tracked the signal Yahin Delhi se he operate kiya gaya tha sab I have traced its IP thoda time lagega but hum usse bina pata lage Uski exact location pata karlenge jaise he woh hack ki hui documents kholenge...

Main-Great... But ek second rukko the thing i need first is exactly kya kya gaya uski copy... I want to see everything...

Poo-15 minutes boss...

Tabhi Ruhi kaa call aaya mere mobile par...

Main-Yo...?

Ruhi-you good..?

Main-Haan good now..

Ruhi-Deepu babhi told me kya hua...

Main-Haan or tumne bacha liya mujhe literally... Bahot chutiyapaa hojaata warna...

Ruhi-I got you dude...

Main-So ek baar firse same question but I need better answer...

Ruhi-ok pucho...

Main-Kya Koi meri medicines se Meri disease takk pohanch shakta Hai or Agar naa toh kyun nahi...?

Ruhi-Oh believe me koi nahi pohanch shakta mere alaawa because jo dawaai unn bills mein Hain woh bahot jyaada hain...

Main-Haan Haan maalum Hai main daily khaata tha or kisko maalum hoga...

Ruhi-exactly or woh dawaaiyaan bahot jyaada nervous system related disorders, tumors etcetera k liye use ki jaati hain uppar se Vertigo ne Tumhaari bimaari ko badal he diya i mean pehle ye tha ki you have something wrong with your brain but abhi vertigo me tumhaara dimag he badal diya I mean medical world mein iski koi explanation hai nahi kyunki tumhe koi bimaari hai he nahi... Woh tumhaara Dimaag hai jo sab karta hai bimaar tum tab hotey agar tumhe kuch problem hoti mind related jo hain nahi so basically you are good to go...

Main-ok OK... Ye sab tum pehle bataa chuki ho ki bimaari hai nahi koi or ye baat fact hai because mujhe koi tumor yaa fir disorder nahi hai dimag mein naa koi memory loss wagairaah wagairaah main bus yahi confirm Kar raha tha ki koi dhund shakta Hai kya isko...

Ruhi-Oh no not at all i spent months with you so only I know ki ye sab hai kya agar koi dusara doctor 2-3 months takk keval tumhaare sath he rahe naa tab jaake ye sab bata paaega woh or tum sochrahe ho ki keval medicines se he pehchaan lenge woh no way dude.. Thats impossible... Only your doctor can do that and that's me...

Main-Brilliant... Thanks darling...

Ruhi-Anytime babes... Sun abhi ek tumor surgery karni hai mereko and usme kaafi time lagega so agar koi kaam Hai toh abhi boldey baadmein Atleast 5 se 8 hours mujhse koi contact naa hopaaega...

Main-what the fuck 5 se 8 hours itana lamba toh log sotey nahi hain tu operation karegi itani derr...

Ruhi-lol welcome to my life dude... 2 hours toh patient ko prepare karne mein lagenge and then operation suru hoga that'll take 3-6 hours fir after surgery kuch time patient ko monitor karne mein bhi lagega ki bina koi complications k stabilized hogaya hai yaa nahi uske vital signs monitor karne padenge bahot kuch hota hai... Abhi tumor chota Hai warna 10 hours takk lag shaktey hain..

Main-or tabtak tu operation theatre mein he rahegi...

Ruhi-yep... We can only drink coffee or water inside to help our brain concentrate abhi Khaana khaarahi hai puri team then suru karenge...

Main-holy fuck Ruhi you are just great...

RUHI-doctors are Great... Ab tu bol koi or kaam...?

Main-Naa naa sab clear hogaya... Aaram se surgery kar i hope everything goes well... Best of luck...

Ruhi-thanks babes...

Call disconnected...

Meera hacked documents ki copy nikaal rahi thi or Pooja uss ip k piche paddi thi dono milakar kaafi behtreen kaam Kar rahe they aisa mujhe meera k assistant ne bataaya warna lawda mujhe kuch naa Pata in sabke baare mein.. Usbandey k anushaar Ye dono milakar kuch bhi hack kar shaktey hain... Jo sunkar acha laga...

20 minutes baad Meera ne mujhe documents ki copy di ki kya kya hack hua maine dekha toh usme humaare thikaane they lekin sab nahi they jo common hai keval wahi they uske alaawa mera routine uss time kaa ki main doctor k pass kab jaata tha sota kitana tha wagairaah fir humaari cars ki info jo I am sure puri nahi thi because list mein bahot Kam cars thi uske baad mere behavior k baare mein notes jo i am sure CBI k Psychiatrist ne liye honge meri family se uske alawa humaare kuch khass guards jaise Shyaam Kaka, Mohan, Vardhaan, Or ek do guards unke thikaane uske alaawa humaare businesses or offices ki list jo ki incomplete thi kyunki khud mujhe nahi pata humaare sab offices or businesses kya kya hain or inmein kuch naam woh nahi hain jo mujhe maalum Hai it means bhai ne CBI ko info jarur di but soch samjh k di keval mere related bakchodi kaa data he diya bhai is so smart men so smart...

Fir aaye mere medicine bills jo 4 they per month jo medicines main leke aata tha hospital k medical se uski copy thi bhenchod 15000 k uppar ki ek bill bc... Lekin unn bills k last mein jaise he meri najar gayi meri gand fatt gayi...

Main-Oh fuck oh fuck...

Anjali-Kya hua..?

Main-ye dekh...

Anjali-Bills hain ye toh iska kya dekhun..?

Main-Niche...

Anjali ne niche dekha...

Mangal-Kya hai Anjali...

Anjali-Ispar Ruhi k hospital kaa naam or Ruhi kaa naam bhi hai... Prescription Written By Dr. RUHI Sparsh Hospital...

Main-Or Ruhi ne mujhe bataaya ki uske alaawa Koi doctor mere baare mein info nahi de shakta... Keval Wahi ek hai...

Mangal-oh fuck Ruhi is in trouble...

Anjali-Holy shit Ruhi ki jaan ko khatra hai...

Main-We gotta go guys... FAST...

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Update-77(Ruhi-2)


Abeer-We gotta go... Call Ruhi Boll jaldi se safety mein jaae...

Main - I can't, operation theatre mein Hai woh phone nahi lagega... Tu ek kaam Kar call jack bol usko bandey leke secretly pure hospital mein fail jaaein Ruhi ko bahaar se cover karein kissi ko pata nahi chalna caahiye kya horaha hai...

Abeer-tu gaadi nikaal tabtak...

Varsha-OK we guys will follow you...

Main-You can't follow me I am too fast just meet us at Sparsh Hospital in my city... Poo...?

Poo-Lets go main gaadi mein bhi kar shakti ye sab...

Main-Let's move guys fast...

Humlog parking mein aae Sablog baithey Varsha or Meera and 1 inspector alag Car mein they...

Main-Hang tight its gonna be hell of a ride...

Humlog ko Delhi se nikalne mein thoda time laga as traffic kaafi tha 1 hour k approximately lag gaya lekin uske baad bc Maine RR ki gand faad di ek dum khulla road khaali bc 120-140 par thi RR...

Abeee-Jack ne position leli hai patients k bich bhi bandey pohanch gaye hain...

Main-Ek Baat sahi hai ki woh operation theatre mein Hai kyunki koi aise operation theatre mein jaa nahi shakta bina kissi ko pata lage or pata usko lagwana nahi hai isliye woh wait karega...

Abeer-Yep...usko toh I guess ye bhi naa Pata hoga ki Humein or cbi ko pata chal gaya hai...

Main-CBI kaa toh lagaale pata bhi chalgaya hoga lekin humaara ghanta pata hoga usko ki humein maalum Hai ye sab..

Anjali - Haan...

Mangal-Gaadi dekh tu lawde...

Main-haao...

Humlog 1.5 ghantey mein Hospital k bahaar pohanch gaye total 2.5 ghantey k aas pass time lag gaya...... Parking mein gaadi rouki Jack whaan aagaya...

Jack-Good afternoon everyone...

Main-Noon noon... Listen kya situation hai...

Jack-Sir Main seedha Operation theatre k gate par najar gadaae baitha tha abhi 1 ghantey pehle operation suru hua hai or keval ek nurse hai jo andar bahaar jaa shakti hai woh bhi keval 1 baar he bahaar aai hai or abhi waapis gayi hai operation related samaan leke maine observe kiya woh clear thi... Or Ruhi madam k ghar ko bhi cover kar rakha hai Bandon ne..

Main-great job Jack brilliant ... ab Bandon ko boll ek ek karke nikal jaaein yahaan se khaali tu rukkja ek do or k sath... Mere hissab se woh maximum 2 yaa 3 bandey hain isase jyaada nahi lekin still kya pata koi gang ho...

Jack - OK sir...

Main - Main or Ami andar jaatey hain Jiya Tu Canteen mein jaake baith Abeer tu abhi k abhi Ruhi k ghar k liye nikal...mangal Anjali tumlog yahaan Pooja k pass rukko... Or cbi waale aaein toh unhe bahar he rakho...

Sab-Clear boss...

Main-Pooja kya status hai...

Pooja- 1 second boss...

Pooja 2 minute baad boli...

Poo - Boss I traced the IP ye Code word Sharon gang se hai I mean I don't know gang hai yaa nahi but IP match Sharon se hota hai Sharon ek information trading banda hai boss ye Multinational companies se government records se Choti moti info churake yaa toh saamne waale k dushmanon ko bechata hai yaa fir Unhe he blackmail karta hai paison k liye pehle isne ek judge ki info hack ki thi records mein se tab main iske Case par thi....

Anjali-Highcourt waala case tha jo...?

Poo-Haan... Toh uss time usne Judge ko blackmail kiya info k liye lekin matter bahot jyaada hype hogaya police or media dono mein toh usne bina kuch liye diye he yahaan se nikal gaya woh... Lekin hai ye kaafi sharp hacking mein expert hoga I am sure... Agar iski ip ki baat karein toh ye Atleast 8 se 10 months se active hai or abhi iski current location aarahi hai jisme time lagega or uske baad main bataadungi ki ye andar hai or konsa hai..

Main-Great Job Poo im proud of you...

Poo- thanks boss..

Main-ok tum iski location par lago... Ami let's go...

Main Ami or Jiya hospital k andar aaye Jiya Canteen ki taraf nikal gayi or main operation theatre k pass aaya gate k kanch se andar dekha toh andar operation ongoing tha 4 member they jo ek bed ko gherrke khadey they mask wask lagaake uniforms mein andar maahool theek tha panicking wagairaah nahi thi matlab ye mask waale doctor ya nurses he thi... Operation theatre k just saamne Ruhi kaa cabin tha jisme kanch laga tha or andar se Operation theatre kaa gate toh aaram se dikhta tha...

Main-chal andar baithke najar rakhtey hain..

Ami-okies...

Humne Ruhi k Room kaa gate khola toh bc khulte he 2 Bandon ne humaare taraf gunn taani or Seconds k hissab se Ami ki guns bahaar aai unke thobadey par... Maine dekha toh woh dono Haryana Police k constables they...

Main-Whoa Whoa whoa bandukk niche kar Rambo warna khopaddi khulljaaegi...

Ispar uske piche se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai..
"OH Toh Ab Tum Police Waalon ko bhi dhamkiyaan dete ho Mr. AP..."....

Ispar maine unn constables k piche dekha toh ek 45-50 age kaa aadmi baitha tha uske bagal mein ek bc jaanwar type banda khadda tha 6.5 feet height hogi uski bc body shody ekdum jaanwaron jaisi thi uski... uske alaawa 2 ladkiyaan thi jo ekdum chownk gayi thi iss kaaran... Ek toh 25-26 age ki hogi gorri chitti dikhne mein theek thaak lekin dusri bc kya maal thi 20-21 se jyaada ummar naa hogi gora rang Kaale baal Makhmali gaal kaali aankhein bc top or jeans mein ekdum Item bomb lag rahi thi iski Maa kaa fill in the blanks ye toh maal hai...

Toh kya ye heroine hai...

Maadarchod tu fir aagaya Heroine lawda Mera bc abhi ladki dekhi nahi laar tapkaana chaalu maadarchod... Maal hai iska matlab ye nahi heroine hai...

Ami-boss hello...

Humne guns niche ki toh unhone bhi apni 1977 ki guns niche ki...

Main-Yeah yeah... I am here... So kon ho aaplog and kya kar rahe ho idhar par...

Ispar woh aadmi bola...

Aadmi-excuse me...?

Main-What are you guys doing here... And who are you...?

Aadmi-Mr. AP I think you should Learn more about haryana Current affairs... Myself Rajan Gupta...

Main - OK does this mean something to me naam se kaise pehchaanunga ab...

Rajan-Mr. AP for your kind information you are standing in front of The Governor of Haryana... So I suggest you change your tone of speaking....

What the fuck fuck the what maadarchod ye Raajypaal hai...? Haryana kaa... Bhenchod lawde tujhe Ye naa Pata haryana kaa Raajypaal kaa naam kya hai Maa chudwaadega kissi din bhen k lawde...Kahin bhi munh kholke hugg deta hai maadarchod... Ok ok change of topic Restart the conversation..

Main-Oh Hi tabhi main Sochun I have seen you somewhere... Nice to meet you Sir...

Rajan - Same Mr. Ankit...

Continued....
 

Update-78(Abeer Gives No Fucks)


Main-So if you don't mind me Asking aaplog kya kar rahe ho yahaan..?

Rajan-Meri mata ji operation theatre mein Hain unka Tumor kaa operation hai...

Main-Oh my bad I hope all goes well...

Rajan-thanks.. So can I ask now...?

Main-Oh sure... We are here to meet My friend Ruhi...

Rajan-Oh doctor Ruhi...

Main-Ji...

Rajan-well fir toh aapko doobara aana padega kyunki unhe kaafi time lagega... Operation just suru hua hai...

Main-Don't worry i will wait..

Ye bolke main Table ki dusri taraf jaake Ruhi ki Chair par baith gaya bc driving karke kamar Dard karne lagi thi... Ami wahin unlogon ki taraf Waiting chairs par baithi...

Thodi derr baad main utha or Ami ki safe kholi jiska password mujhe maalum tha operations k time woh apna mobile isme rakhdeti hai or baaki Sab cheejain.. Mujhe laga shaayad phone se koi clue Mille but uspar humari calls k aalawa Koi activity nahi thi..main waapis aake Uski chair par Baitha bc Mast chair thi ye lagwaani padegi mere room mein..

Rajan-So you and doctor Ruhi in a relationship...?

Main-ummmmm!

Rajan-Soch rahe ho matlab tum boyfriend ho uske...

Main-No not really... Or aapko aisa kyun laga...

Rajan-I mean tum uske liye itani derr intejaar karne ko taiyaar ho uski chair par baithey ho even uski safe kaa password bhi maalum Hai tum uska phone use kar rahe ho I mean iska matlab toh yahi hai...

Main-Lol no not at all.. By the way I even know her mobile password.. But still she is a great friend of mine and a brilliant doctor...

Rajan-Sure as hell she is I mean issi liye toh hum yahaan hain.... But that's cool of you see mujhe apni betiyon k mobile kaa password bhi nahi pata...

Main-lol...

Ye sunke woh dono ladkiyaan bhi muskuraadi...

Rajan-By the way let me introduce you She is my Elder daughter Tara and she my younger daughter Ananya...

Main - Hi nice to meet you guys...

Tara-hello... Same here...

Rajan-And Guys he is the one and only....

Tara-AP....

Rajan-Oh silly me main bhoolgaya tumhe introduction ki jarurat nahi padti you are quite famous around here....

Main-hahaha no not at all...

Rajan - oh come on jabse waapis aae ho haryana mein toh media k source tumhe ho...

Main-Media sucks sir I don't believe in them...

Rajan-Nicely said... Nice... And also meet him he is my manager Mandeep....

Ispar usne gardan meri taraf hilaadi hello karke Maine bhi same kiya...

Thoda time or nikala koi harkat nahi hui... Ki tabhi Uss Mandeep kaa phone baja or usane Pick karke Rajan ko diya Usne baat ki....

Rajan-Beta I gotta go we have a situation toh mujhe Jaana padega... You guys stay here or jaise he dadiji ko honsh aae mujhe inform karna...

Tara-Ok dad don't worry...

Rajan-OK Ankit I'll take the leave nice to meet you...

Main-Same here sir....

Woh bahaar nikalta usase pehle abeer andar aaya...

Rajan-look who is here the undisputed ruler of North India Abeer Singh...

Abeer-Shut Up Rajan...

Rajan-Whoa whoa I am The governor of haryana now....

Abeer-Oh good for you...

Rajan-Main tumhe bataa raha hun...

Abeer-Mujhe kya matlab isase....

Ye sab sun woh ladkiyaan surprised hogayi ki bc ye log hain kon jo Aise behave kar rahe hain unke bapu k sath....

Rajan-Can i talk to you in private...?

Abeer-No thanks...

Ye suntey he woh apne Guards or Manager k sath chala gaya... Bhenchod jaanwar ko ghanta farak naa padta ki saamne waala kon hai
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... Abeer Gives no fucks... Baadmein caahe gand marrjaae...

Ami-Dude he is the Governor of a state aise kaise baat Kar rahe they...

Abeer-Mujhe kaise maalum hoga woh governor hai main bhi toh tumhaare sath he out of country tha...

Ami-I mean usane bataaya bhi tha ki he is the governor...

Abeer-Dont worry he is good bahot help ki hai iski past mein bahot jagah fansh jaata tha woh and then humse help maangta...

Main-Abeer Meet his Daughters Tara and Ananya...

Abeer-Oh... Hi... Main puchne aaya tha kuch caahiye kya...

Ami-coffee would be really appreciated...

Main-Yep... Tara you guys need something...?

Tara-oh no! thanks...

Main-I insist...

Tara-oh please no we hate this canteen's coffee...

Main-oh come on humlog canteen ki coffee nahi peeney waale or naa he tum dono canteen se kahin jyaada better hogi... Or uppar se you guys are here for few hours now so it'll be good to have something...

Tara-ok sure...

Main-4 coffee jaanwar...

Abeer-you got it boss...

Ye bolke jaanwar chala gaya...

Tara-hospital canteen ki coffee is really bad...

Main-belive me i know better then anyone else...

Tara-Hehee... It means tum akshar aatey ho yahaan...

MAIN-Yeah bahot baar Ruhi and me are like best friends...

Tara-that's cool...

Tabhi theatre kaa gate khulla or ek nurse bahaar aai usne Cabin kaa gate khola or inform kiya ki operation is going great ye sun Tara or Ananya ko thoda or chain Milla apni dadi se close hain lagta hai woh... . And then woh kuch samaan leke waapis chali gayi or tabtak meri najar uspar he thi ki koi bakchodi naa kardey uske sath..Lekin aisa hua nahi sab sahi gaya...

Main-so what you guys do..?

Tara-I am handling The business and she is in college...

Main-Great.. Which college...

Tara-Mg college...

What the fuck ye maal mere college mein padhti hai bhen k lawde gand marwaane jaata hai kya college jo aisi maal naa dekhi tune bc bakchodi karwaalo wahaan jaake tujhse kitani he lekin kaam kuch nahi karega...

Main-oh great... Main bhi wahin padhta hun..

Ispar mujhe Pehli baar Ananya ki awaaj suni dhangse...

Ana-Yeah I know just saw you win the cricket tournament single handedly....

Main-Oh yes... Looks like someone is impressed...

Ana-I mean you did some great work...

Main-Thank you thank you...

Tara-Yeah she even told me how you guys performed and won the Tournament.. Great Job...

Main-Thanks... By the way Meet Her She is My friend Ami...

Ananya and Tara-Hi AMi..

Ami-Hi guys... Kaise hain aaplog...?

Main-Don't mind her hindi seekha raha hun isko abhi...

Tara-Awwww! She sounded so Innocent...

thodi derr mein jiya coffee leke aagayi...

Jiya-Aapka Order sir...

Main-Oh shut up yaar..

Jiya - Dude i am bored as hell here...

Main-Mujhse behtar kon bata shakta Hai..

Jiya ne sabko coffee di or apni coffee leke mere saamne table par baith gayi...

Maine uska introduction karwaayaa... Hi hello hui...

Tara-So you guys on a case or something...

Main-Yeah kind of in a case... Ruhi se information caahiye then we will be good to go...

Jiya-for your information Poo is very close...

Main-brilliant...

Aage k 3 hours ab humein he maalum Hai humne kaise nikaalein hain.. Or total 6 hours k aas pass k baad Ruhi Theater se bahaar aai bc uniform munh par mask hath mein gloves bc Hai toh maal Ruhi... Kuch bhi ho..

Ruhi andar aai...

Ruhi-Tara Operation was a success you can meet her in an hour or so...

Tara-Oh my god thank you - 2 - 2

Ruhi-No prob.......... what the freak AP... Ami Jiya...

Main-Surprise...

Ruhi-you guys here...? Subah takk toh Delhi they...

Main-We roll hardcore babes... Bahaar aa I wanna talk to you...

Ruhi-ek sec..

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Uodate-79(What the fuck.??)



Main jiya Or Ami bahaar aagaye... Ruhi Tara ko operation related stuff bataane lagi... Or 2 minutes baad woh bhi bahaar aagayi...

Main-So ok sabse pehle toh don't freak out we got everything under control...

Ruhi-hua kya...

Maine usko pura matter samjhaaya toh woh bhi darr gayi jo laajami tha..

Ruhi-oh my god oh my god oh my god...

Ami-Chill chill everything is good...

Ruhi-Ghar par...?

Main-Abeer is there...

Ruhi-Anshul...?(Ruhi kaa bhai..)

Main-College mein Hai Sam Rohit or Ravi k sath...

Ruhi-So ab kya...?

Jiya-kissi bhi second Pooja uski ip track karlegi and then woh uss ip se related mobiles laptops yaa dusri devices sab trace kar paaegi and bam usko pakad lenge humlog...

Or turant baad he Anjali Wahaan aai...

Anjali-Yo we got him... Canteen mein Hai woh..

Main-Oh hell yeah... AMI Tu Ruhi k sath rukk.. Lets get him guys...

Anjali-Hi Ruhi don't worry ok we got this...

Ruhi-I know.. I trust you guys...

Main Jiya or Anjali seedha canteen mein gaye Varsha, Meera, Pooja Or mangal Already wahaan they... Pooja laptop k sath thi...

Pooja-So i got his IP Or uss ip se related jitane bhi devices they Maine sab ko track kiya Toh unmein se ek mobile filhaal yahin hai and active hai or just humaare saamne hai Udhar woh Canteen k counter par...

Wahaan par Ek 30-32 age kaa chasmish type aadmi khadda tha ache khasse kapdon mein...

Anjali-Shakal se he Nerd lag raha hai ye toh...

uske alaawa ek ladki bhi wahaan thi or woh aadmi uss ladki k sath flirt kar raha tha yaa Atleast flirt karne ki try kar raha tha yaa harasse kar raha tha.. Lekin point ye tha wahaan uske alaawa ek Canteen kaa waiter he Tha jo kaafi purana banda hai isliye ye chasmis lawda he hacker hai...... It means ye wahi tha... Bc dikkat ye thi ki woh ladki abhi counter se meri taraf muddi toh maine dekha ki woh bahot he bhayanak maal thi kya gajab lag rahi thi bc ekdum jaise iska shareer alag se banaaya hai perfect body gora rang lambi height... Kull milake pataaka ekdum... Ab uss lawde ko toh pakadna he hai isko bhi kyun Jaane diya jaae.. Bc is part mein laakhon maal aachuke hain lekin hua kissi k sath kuch bhi nahi hai KYA bakchodi hai bhenchod... Gand mein daalega sab maal ko...

Chill beta chill hoga jaldi hoga..

Main-Whoa that girl is hot as fuck...

Anjali-Shut up we are in a case right here...

Main-Let me check first... Tumlog position lo tabtak...

Main seedha Unlog k pass gaya or wahaan se confirm hogaya woh lawda Jaan bujh kar uss ladki se baat karne ki try kar raha tha... Or ladki usme interested thi nahi...

Main-Well hello there...

Aadmi-Excuse me...

Main-kyun karun be tereko excuse main chal bhag.. ..? Madam everything all good here...?

Ladki-Ahhh! Kind of he is just asking for my number... Which I can't give...

Main-So force kyun kar raha haibe nikal...

Aadmi-Who are you...?

Main-Pata chal jaaega rukk thoda... So lets leave him out of the picture... Let me start this conversation again.. So hello there beautiful Girl I Am AP...

Ladki-Oh really AP... I mean the AP...

Main-Dekha be jhingur that's how you approach a beautiful girl...

Ladki-Stop you making me blush...

Main-And that's how you start the conversation.. Aise nahi ki gaya or "Hello Dear Can I get your no." Bc 1990 mein log kiya kartey they ye sab thoda toh upgrade ho aise tereko teri wife no. Naa degi toh yahaan toh sawaal he nahi uthata...

Aadmi-Excuse me I am talking with her...

Main-No you are not I am talking with her and you are disturbing both of us...

Ladki-Myself Partistha...

Main-Once Again AP...

Maine usase hath milaaya...

Main-So....

Aadmi-Dude move or there will be problems...

Main-Oh My god kitana Chutiya haibe tu...GUYS....

Ye suntey he apne log 4on taraf se aae guns taane uske uppar....

Anjali-Police stop right there...

Jiya-Hath uppar hath uppar...

Varsha-Hill matt don't move niche jameen par baith jaa...

Or ye sab ek sath bole bc uss aadmi ki gand fatt gayi usse shayad realise hua ki woh pakada gaya warna usse laga main kissi or reasons se yahaan hun kya chutiya banda hai...

Uss ladki ne bhi darr k maare hath uppar karliye...

Main-Arrey kya kar rahi ho ye uske liye tha tumhaare liye nahi you are good...

Parti-Oh my god...

Jiya-Mr. Sharon You Are under arrest...

Woh aadmi niche baith gaya or Jiya ne usko hathkadi pehnaai...

Aadmi-W. W. Ww.. W. What is this... Mujhe kyun arrest kar rahe ho tumlog...

Jiya-Sasural Chalke sab batati hun...

Aadmi-I am innocent Maine Kuch nahi kiya...

Jiya-Same here...

Parti-What is this...?

Main-nothing aap Bill pay karo apna...

Usne purse se Paise nikaalke bill pay Kiya apna...

Parti-so kon tha woh..

Main-Nothing he Is just a criminal woh got what he deserved...

Parti-Oh My god you just saved my life...

Main-Not really but Keh shaktey ho I saved your life... So I owe you one...

Parti-So what if i can equal us over a cup of coffee...

Main-that would be great...

Parti-Place and time...?

Main-Tum choose karo...

Parti-Kal shyaam 5 baje D Cafe...

Main-Done...

Anjali-Boss we gotta go... Media waale aane waalein hain crowded place hai...

Main-ok partishta nice to meet you... See you there tomorrow...

Parti-Atleast apna number dedo if plan change hua toh I can call you...

Main-Sure...

Maine usse apna no. Diya and then usko bye Bola abhi bhaari busy Tha apun... Ladki kaafi Mast thi ye 26-28 ki ummar hogi but apun k liye age doesn't matter... Humlog ne Sharon ko alag gaadi mein daala or hum RR mein aae.. Ab inn bhai sahaab ki khaatirdaari honi thi... Pooja ne laptop wagairaah daale apne bag mein...

Or exactly 20 minutes baad mere mobile par ek unknown no. Se call aaya Maine uthaaya toh saamne se ussi ladki ki awaaj aai...

Parti-Hi its me Partistha...

Main-Hey... Hello...itani jaldi call expect nahi kar raha tha main...

Parti-you know maine bahot suna tha tumhaare baare mein ki tum ye ho tum woh ho you are AP you are the best tum kitane tejj ho tumne kitane criminal ko pakadaa hai wagairaah wagairaah.. Lekin aaj ye sab galat prove hogaya mere saamne tum itane bhi tejj nahi ho you are just a normal college going boy..

Main-Kehna kya caahrahi ho Partistha ji...

Parti-Dumb Ass main Sharon hun...

Main-what the fuck what the fuck... Fuck the what....

Bhenchod...

Parti-Tumne galat aadmi ko pakad liya i mean you suck... Tumhe laga kaise woh jhandu aadmi Sharon ho shakta Hai... I mean this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life... And Mr. AP you failed... You can't get me now ill be long gone... Bye bye...

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