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Update-80(Bitch I Am AP After all)



Parti-So goodbye AP...

Main -Aise kaise Goodbye rukko thoda aise bye bolke thodi naa jaanedunga.... You know meri sabse gajab cheej kya hai...main humessa apne dushman ko yakeen dilwaa deta hun ki woh merese aage hai jabki woh merese bahot piche hai... Even usne race start bhi naa ki or main woh race Khatam kar chuka hun or tum bhi merese itana he piche ho..

Parti-What do you mean...?

Main-Darwaja kholo toh bataaun...

Ye Kehke Maine phone cut Kiya...

Currently Hum ek chote se lekin sundar se makaan k bahaar khadey they or uska gate bandh tha.. Wahaan main Abeer Mangal Pooja Ami Jiya or Anjali they...

Main-Abeer...

Lakadi kaa gate tha Abeer ki dusri laat mein andar lagi kundi nikal gayi uski or gate sapaat khull gaya or saamne hall mein Woh Partishta khaddi thi or humein dekhtey he usne jo hath mein phone pakadaa tha woh niche girr gaya ... Uska sans atak gaya bechari kaa...

Main-Good Evening madam...

Ami-Oops! Looks like someone is surprised...

Main uske just saamne aaya toh woh waise he khaddi thi toh main just uske saamne lage sofa par baith gaya...

Main-Bhailog ladki ko 2 minutes kaa time do sans waapis aanedo...

Ami-Ye lo Paani piyo ...

Main-lol...

Kareeb 5 minutes takk woh aise he khaddi rahi...

Main-Aise kaise chalega Madam..bolna toh padega he..

Parti-How....?k.k.k.kaise...?

Main-bataata hun aao baitho.. Jab Pooja ne tumhe track kiya toh sabko laga Sharon woh aadmi hai but mujhe aisa nahi laga kyunki woh aadmi shakal se he paglait lag raha tha uske baad Saara credit jaata hai Tumhaari skin tight jeans ko Tumhaari jeans ki back pocket mein mujhe saaf ek pendrive dikhgayi thi because of tightness of your pant.. And mera shakk or bhi gehra hogaya then maine tumhe bill pay karne ko kahaa or jab tumne bill pay karne k liye apna purse khola mujhe Tumhaari id dikhaai di Jispar tumhaara naam tha Priyanka jabki tumne mujhe apana naam galat bataaya uske baad sab confirm hogaya tha main caahta toh tumhe wahin arrest kar leta but mujhe Jaanana tha tumhaare baare mein kyunki main Tumhaari shakal dekh kar he samjh gaya tha ki tum majburi mein ye sab karti ho jiske 2 he reasons hotey hain no. 1 tum kissi gang k liye kaam karti ho yaa tumhe paison ki bahot bahot jarurat hai then mujhe Poo ne tumhaare puraane cases k baare mein bataaya jaise he Woh judge kaa matter hype hua tum darr gayi or turant sab bandh kardiya it means ki tum pakadey Jaane se nahi darrti jail Jaane se darrti ho it means koi hai jisse tum akela nahi chhod shakti koi bimar maybe koi family member... Kyunki agar ye gang related maamla hota toh tum apne gharr kabhi nahi jaati ghar aai ho toh tumhe paison ki jarurat hai reason shayad koi bimar hai or woh bimar yahin kahin hai....

Ye bolke main hall se rooms ki taraf Jaane laga... Uski shakal se he main samjh gaya tha woh koi hardcore criminal nahi hai Majburri hai uski koi.. But still tejj thi woh bahot bahot jyaada tejj or dimag tha uske pass situation ko kaise handle karna hai sab maalum tha usko uppar se information bahot jyaada thi uske pass...

Priyanka - Dont go in there...

Main-You know you are not a criminal main nahi maanta i really really like you you should know that..

Main room k gate k pass pohancha jo bahaar se bandh tha...

Ye dekh priyanka ne mere uppar gun taan di... Or iske badale baaki sabne uspar guns taan di...

Ami-Whoa whoa whoa don't do that..

Main-chill out guys woh goli nahi chalaaegi bandukkein nichein...

Ye sun sabne guns niche ki...

Pri-Please Arrest me wahaan Matt jaao...

Ye bolke woh almost ro paddi thi... Lekin maine gate khola toh andar room mein lights on thi Fan chaalu tha or saamne bed par ek ladka soraha tha 19-20 ki age hogi mushkil se or shakal se he woh bimar lag rhaa tha bahot jyaada bimaar uske aas pass tables par bahot saari medicines rakhi thi uppar glucose ki bottles latak rahi thi... Mere piche piche woh log bhi andar aae...

Iss par thodi awaaj hui or woh ladka jaag gaya or humein dekh thoda chownk gaya lekin Priyanka ko dekh bol padda...

Ladka-Didi Ye sab kon hain...?

Ye sun priyanka toh blank hogayi usko kuch sujha nahi bolne ko iska matlab woh apne bhai se sab chupp kar karti hai.

Main-Hi Humlog dost hain Tumhaari didi k... Take rest men...

Ye bolke humlog waapis bahaar aae or humaare piche Priyanka aai or usne gate bandh Kiya...

Priyanka-Mera bhai hai ye pichle 3 saal se bimar hai Liver infection lekin pichle 8 months se bahot jyaada bimaar hogaya doctors ne bataaya ki Liver transplant ki jarurat hai isko jo yahaan nahi ho shakta kyunki ye special case hai isliye iske bachne k chances bhi jyaada hain Doctor ne Boston (USA) mein ek hospital suggest kiya jo surely iski life bachaa shakta tha but uski cost bahot jyaada thi medical costs he above 1.5 crores thi operations, medicines, Room charges, tickets wahaan rehna overall bahot jyaada paisa lagne waala Tha or main keval choti moti information ki herra ferri karke hajaron mein kamaati thi jabki jarurat karodon ki thi or aise he koi mujhe itane rupaae dega nahi.. isliye maine CBI ko hack kiya wahaan bade se bade vip ki information mill shakti thi jo mujhe ek he baar mein itana paisa de shaktey they maine CBI ko hack kiya jo utana tuff nahi tha wahaan kuch hidden folders mein mujhe tumhaara naam bhi dikha or usme Tumhaari information thi ab main Tumhaari he city ki hun toh mujhe maalum tha ki tumhaare enemies iss information k liye munh maanga paisa denge... But fir maine dekha ki tumhaari medical information puri nahi hai jisase ye documents ki value Kam hojaani thi tab maine documents par naam dekha Doctor Ruhi issi k hospital mein mere bhai kaa ilaaj chal raha tha doctor Gupta k dawaara or doctor gupta ne mujhe Ruhi se milwaaya tha or ussi ne mujhe Boston(USA) mein woh hospital suggest kiya tha so woh mujhe jaanti thi or mujhe laga tha ki aaram se main usko parking mein lejaaungi mere bhai k naam se and then information complete karwaake I'll be out of here because mereko jaanta toh koi nahi tha hospital mein mere bhai k jo documents they my address sab fake they... So ye sab easy lag raha tha but then tumlog aagaye and this happened..

Main-You know you are smart I give you that I really liked it.. But you know tumhaara ye stunt directly mujhe marwaane k liye kaafi tha...

Pri-See main koi killer nahi hun maine aajtak kissi ko touch bhi nahi kiya but agar baat mere bhai ki hai toh main uske liye kuch bhi kar shakti hun...

Main-Nice nice nice.... Ek question hai mera kya tum uske liye apni Jaan de shakti ho..?

Ispar usne seconds mein jawaab diya..

Pri-Yes Without a doubt...

Main-Oh i like you so much... Thats badass.. MANGAL jaa Ruhi ko yahaan leke aa.. Pooja Jiya Tum dono jaake CBI waalon ko uljhaao...

Poo-OK boss... Its easy...

Main-And I hope tum dono k behalf par yahaan decision le shakta hun main...

Jiya-No problem boss.. Jo tumhaara decision hoga wahi humaara hoga... Always with you...

Poo-exactly...

Main-I love you both... Or sun abhi bhi CBI k server se access hai naa tumhaara...

Poo-Haan...

Main-then ek kaam karo hum sab se related jitani bhi information hai caahe woh bhai ki ho yaa Abeer ki yaa Rishi yaa mangal yaa meri woh sab erase kardo Wahaan se..

Pooja - hojaaega boss...

Uske baad Wahaan Main Anjali Abeer Ami or woh Priyanka reh gaye....

Main-So Priyanka ji kuch toh karna padega aise toh nahi chalega...

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Update-81(I Am So Generous)



Main-Aao baitho...

Ye sunke woh humaare saamne sofa par baithgayi... Kaafi confused thi woh uppar se bahot dari hui bhi thi...

Main-Dekho main criminals ko chances nahi deta nope not at all but mere hissab se you are not a criminal or jaisa ki maine tumhe bataaya i really really like you...

Ami-Boss already ye baat hundred times bol chuke ho...

Main-Shut the fuck up don't fuck my flow... So Priyanka ji keval isliye ki I like you I have a deal for you I give you 2 choices... No. 1) hum tumhe arrest kartey hain and tum jail jaaogi or apne bhai ko apne haal par chhod do... And kasam se mujhe ye choice bilkul bhi passand nahi hai... No. 2) it's better, I pay for his treatment... Main tum dono ko boston(USA) bhejunga jabtak uska ilaaj nahi hojaata tum uske sath reh shakti ho wahaan or uske baad woh wahin padhega or settle hojaaega and jaisa ki maine kahaa inn sabka paisa main dunga...

Ye sunke uska munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya usse yakin nahi horaha tha inn sab par...

Main-But but but jaise he uska treatment khatam hojaaega and woh wahaan padhaai suru kardega main tumhe call karunga or tum waapis aaogi yahaan and you'll work for me or ye kehshaktey hain tum mere liye kaam karogi yaa yun kahun humaare liye ... Jo main kahunga jaise main kahunga jab main kahunga.. Your life will be mine... And kaam k hissaab se bolraha hun galat Matt samjhana...

Pri-If you save his life I will do anything for you whatever you say..

Main-Wait letme tell you hum jo kaam kartey hain woh dikhata bahot kharaab hai or usase kahin jyaada khatarnaak hai but hum ye sab logon ki bhalai k liye he kartey hain... Things we do are really bad and humaare dushman or bhi khatarnak hain... So main tumhe sochaney k liye time deta hun... 2 seconds..

Ispar usne bina Ek second gawaae kahaa..

Pri-i am with you... Uske liye main kuch bhi karungi...

Main-ohh! I love it... See main CBI ko bolunga woh log koi case nahi lagaaenge tumhaare uppar humlog koi case nahi daalenge.. Look I am trusting you here or main kabhi bhi galat aadmi ko trust nahi karta... I can see everything I need to know in your eyes...

Pri-i will never betray you... I owe you my life...

Main-See frankly speaking beshak tum no. 1 choose karti or jail jaati tab bhi tumhaare bhai ki help toh humlog kartey he because that's what we do but dikkat ye thi ki yahaan mujhe ek opportunity dikhi you are smart, good looking and a very good hacker...

Pri-but fir bhi tumlog ne mujhe pakad liya...

Main-Woh isliye ki humaare pass tumse better hacker hai... But still tumhaare pass information hai kyunki kaam he ye tha tumhaara criminal contacts hain tumhaare or Tumhaari intelligence Tumhaari smartness or main nahi caahta ye sab waste jaae or tum jail jaao and bahaar aake ek criminal bano fuck that...

Tabhi Ruhi Or Mangal Wahaan aagaye..

Main-There she is.. Hello darling...

Ruhi-Partishtha Tum...? I mean tum mujhe maarne waali thi... What the fuck...

Main-No no maarne waali nahi thi or iska real name Priyanka haiga..
Fir maine usko bataaya ki kya scene hai...

Ruhi-oh God...

Main-waise tum jaanti ho isko...?

Ruhi-haan Iske bhai kaa treatment apne hospital mein chal raha tha Doctor Gupta Incharge they unhone he isse mujhse milwaaya tha woh caahtey they ki main koi hospital suggest karun jo iske bhai kaa Liver transplant Successfully kar shake toh maine Boston mein hospitals suggest kiya tha ek... Uske baad ye 6-7 baar Orr mill chuki hai mujhse hospital related information k liye like kaise jaaya jaae, budget kitana hoga wahaan kisase millun wagairaah - 2...

Main-iska matlab Boston k hospital mein contacts hain tumhaare...

Ruhi-haan my Cousin is head Doctor there....

Main-Brilliant so unko bolo ki iss ladke ko book karein wahaan and give him the best treatment possible... And I'll pay for all of it..

Ruhi-Oh my god you are so sweet... AP that's so generous of you...

Main-I know maanti hai ki nahi...

Ruhi-You are great... I'll do it right away...

Abeer-Rishi k bahot saare contacts hain wahaan par usko bol baaki Sab woh settle kardega rehnekaa Khaane kaa and after treatment study wagairaah kaa... Call karun usko...

Main-Shabbas.. Rukk main he karta hun...

Maine Rishi ko call kiya...

Rishi-Wassup Bro...sab set hua ki nahi...?

Main-sab set hogaya bhai...

Rishi-thankgod...

Main-sun Tere Boston mein contacts hain kya...

Rishi-Apne contacts harr jagah hain bhidu or Boston mein toh kaafi hain...

Main-shabbas toh unmein se jo sabse khass hai usko pakad or usko ek kaam de... Sun hua ye ki...

Maine usko bataaya ki kya hua... Fir ladke k baare mein bataaya..

Rishi-ok toh 2no k liye arrangements karne hain...

Main-Haan Rehne k liye Khaane k liye and THode time baad uss ladke kaa admission wagairaah Bright student hai bataa rahi thi Priyanka...

Rishi-hojaaega boss.. Usko mera no. Do main tickets wagairaah Kal ki kardeta hun or wahaan k contact se introduce karwaa deta hun woh sab sambhal lega bahot trusted banda hai...

Main-Great... Love you bro..

Rishi - Bye the way Great job bhai... You are Great...

Main-I know... Chal main isko no. Dedeta hun aage tu dekhlena...

Rishi-ok boss..

Call disconnected...

Main-And done.. So sab set hai ye no. Lelo thodi derr mein isko call karna ye sab set karwaadega aage contact tumhe Boston airport par he mill jaaega or aage woh sab sambhaal lega...or rona nahi bilkul bhi nahi i hate fucking emotional drama so please don't cry..

Ye sunke woh bhaagke roti hui mere Galle se lag gayi...

Pri-Thankyou thank you thank-you so much... I owe my life to you... You are the greatest person I have ever met... And I almost killed you...

Main - Technically you can't kill me no one can so no problem appology accepted... And welcome for all this... Take care of your brother... Bye have a good day...

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale Ghar par aae Babhi ko sab bataaya or as usual woh bahot khuss hui mere iss kand ko lekar bhai bhi aagaye they he was also proud of me.... Uske baad main wahaan se Ami k sath Maserati leke nikala Varsha or Meera se millney... Jo mujhe unke hotel k parking lot mein Mille... Unke alaawa Varsha k sath 2-4 police waale or they..

Varsha-kahaan Hai woh ...?

Ami-boom she is gone....

Main-See main juth wagairaah bahot Kam bolta hun so the truth is she is gone Maine Jaane diya usko...

Varsha-What...? What...? Why...?

Main-Because I wanted to...

Varsha-You can't just do that...

Main-Sure I can i just did...deal ye thi ki humlog usko pakadenge and uska kya karna hai uska decision main lunga so done I made my decision I'll talk to Anjana...

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Update-82(Done)


Ye bolke maine Anjana ko call kiya.....

Main-Yo Darling how are you...?

Anjana-Kya tumne mujhe just abhi darling kahaa...

Main-No NOT at all.. I don't know what you are talking about...

Anjana-Never mind bolo... Pakad liya uss ladki ko...

Main-Yep and Jaane Bhi diya...

Anjan-what...? Why...?

Main-Why...? Usase tumhe matlab nahi hona caahiye I made my decision and I made sure woh tumlog ko kabhi pareshan nahi karegi toh behtar hoga tumlog bhi usse pareshan naa karo warna main pareshan hojaaunga or agar main pareshan hua toh fir tum sab pareshan hojaaoge... Isliye itani pareshani se bachne kaa tareeka yahi hai ki tum bhooljaao usko...

Anjan-Don't tell me AP tumhe Bollywood type pyaar wyaar hogaya hai usase...

Main-No... Ewwwww! Third grade hero samjha hai kya.. Ye suno usase mujhe kuch caahiye tha jo bahot kaam kaa hai usne mujhe woh diya or badle mein maine usse freedom di... That's it...

Anjan-See i dont care because ye maamla Kissi ko maalum nahi toh koi farak nahi padta tumhaara case tha tumne decision leliya I don't mind... But AP I want to make one thing clear here I don't work for you and you don't work for me I hate you you hate me we are quite the opposite here but still we both need each other so let's make an professional relationship here... You help me i help you..

Main-ok done... Jabtak tum mujhe maarne ki koshish nahi karti jabtak help caahiye call me... But only 1 case jo deal hui thi offer valid for next 6 months only...

Anja-sure.... And believe me i dont want to kill you...that's not who I am... Good bye AP...

Call disconnected...

Mera call cut hotey he Varsha kaa phone baja jo surely Anjana kaa tha Varsha ne usase baat ki or surprised rehgayi...

Varsha-How...? Kaise kartey ho ye sab tum...?

Main-Madam I am the face that runs the place I make rules here I break rules here then I recreate rules here... Just to break them again but If someone other then me breaks them I break the person responsible for breaking them....

Varsha-But System ye sab allow nahi karta like kissi criminal ko chhod dena...

Main-Darling i Run the system around here basically I am the System...

Meera-Whoaa Whoaa ye dialogue gajab tha sounded like a batman movie of some sorts...

Main-Haan but voice thodi or deep hoti toh better hota you know aise " i Run the system around here basically I am the System..." "

Meera - OH my god you are good...

Main-I know... You are actually my type... I like you...

Meera-Oh i see where that is going... But I hate dating... So good luck with that..

Main-You know there used to be a time main jo ladki caahta tha usko date kar leta tha you can say I was my lucky charm but pichle kuch time se jisko dekhta hun wahi panouti hai I lost my charm.. You know I lost my Mojo...

Meera-awww! That's so sad...

Ami-lol... Wasted...

Main-So varsha ji agar aap yahaan rukkana caahti hain toh theek hai main city tour deta aaplog ko... And uske baad dinner kar shaktey hain humlog...

Varsha-Thanks for the offer AP but we gotta go... Lekin Meera yahaan rukk rahi hai usse Tour de shaktey ho tum...

Main-Tum yahaan rukk rahi ho...? Kidhar..?

Meera-Kya matlab hai Kidhar ye mera hometown hai meri family hai idhar...

Main-seriously....?

Meera-Yep... I was born and raised here... Ab yahaan aai hun toh thoda time rukkjaati hun bahot time se chutti bhi nahi Lee hai or abhi workload bhi nahi hai utana... So I'll stay...

Main - Kahaan Par hai ghar tumhaara...?

Meera-Near City mall...

Main-Great kaise jaaogi wahaan...? Koi aaraha pick karne...

Meera-No main surprise dena caahti hun.. So cab lelungi main...

Varsha - Ok AP hum nikaltey hain it was nice working with you...

Main-Same here Varsha Thanks for all the help...

Varsha-Your welcome... See you soon AP...

Main-you will you will...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye ab wahaan bache main Ami or Meera...

Main-Meera listen cab rehney do humlog drop kardenge tumhe...

Meera-Oh thank god... Kyunki mujhe ghanta nahi maalum tha yahaan se cab kaise karun...

Main-lol don't worry we got you... Let's go...

Ye bolke hum car k pass aae or Maserati dekh k uski aankhein khulli rehgayi....

Meera-Oh my goddd... Ye Tumhaari car hai...

Main-hell yeah...

Meera-oh my god this thing looks like a rocket ship...

Main-ohh belive me it is a rocket ship...

Main Or Ami aage baithey meera piche baithi... Car start ki maine...

Meera-I love this kitane ki hai ye...?

Main-3 crore shayad...

Meera-what the hell... 3 crore...

Main-don't over react... We are one of richest in North India so dont mind it...

Humlog baatein kartey hue Uske ghar takk pohanch gaye ghar kya bungalow he lagaalo Kaafi sahi ladki thi woh dil ki saaf humessa hansti Rehney waali... Innocent type.. Or wahaan pohanchney k baad Usne humein coffee k liye force kiya mana karne k baad or force kiya or hum haar gaye or gaadi se niche uttare...

Meera-come on...

Or humlog aage badhte usase pehle Lucky andar se bahaar nikala... Usne mujhe dekha...

Main-Chutiye tu yahaan kya kar raha hai..?

Meera-wait tumne mere bhai ko kya kahaa...?

Main-what the fuck.. Ye tumhaara bhai hai..?

Meera-ofcourse...

Main-ye Tumhaari family hai?...

Meera-Haan...

Main-ok Ami we gotta go...

Lucky-di...

Lucky lawda apni behen se Galle milla...

Meera-tum dono ek dusare ko jaantey ho...?

Lucky-ofcourse... Ache se... But aap isko kaise jaantey ho...

Meera-he is a friend from work...

Lucky-AP tune CBI k liye kaam karna kab start kiya...?

Main-Bitch CBI works for me...

Meera-liar they work with you... Side by side..

Main-so humlog nikaltey hain...

Meera-hey what about my coffee...

Main-no thanks...

Meera-lucky mera samaan andar rakho toh..

Lucky - Ji di...

Meera-what the hell...? Kya hua...?

Main-let me be honest here.. Your brother hates me your father hates me your mother hates me... Basically Tumhaari puri family mujhe passand nahi karti... And I hate them..

Meera-usme naya kya hai I also hate them...

Main-what...?

Meera-yeah.. Ye log keval power and paise mein belive kartey and I hate it so main yahaan kam he aati hun... I hate being a show off... But fir bhi family toh family hai...

Main-Sahi kahaa... I really like you.. But I will see you soon so bye... Waise kitane din rukkogi yahaan..

Meera-lets say 1 week... Baaki depend karta hai situation kya hai ghar mein...

Main-great...so sorry for today here take my no. Call me whenever you get bored and we'll be here...

Meera-Awww?! Thanks dude...

Main-bye...

Ami-Buhbye Meera.

Meera - bye..

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikal liye...

Ami-tu sachi mein isko flirt kar raha tha...

Main-nope...not at all but she is a good girl...

Ami-Agreed... So who are you dating nowadays...

Main-sadly No one...

Ami-that's bad...

Main-Apni kismat kharaab chal rahi hai iss part mein ladkiyon k maamle mein girlfriend toh durr ki baat hai flirt bhi nahi kiya hai kissi se...

Ami-Koi passand aai abtak...

Main-kuch khass nahi...

Ami-Toh Agar try he nahi karoge kuch karne kaa toh aise baithey baithey girlfriend nahi millegi...

Main-yep you are right... Let's see what can be done...

Uske baad humlog waapis ghar aae thoda chill kiya dinner time hua Puri family ikathaa hui or discussion hua ki aage se aisi koi bakchodi nahi hogi befaltu bahaar waalon ko trust nahi karna hai wagairaah wagairaah...

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Update-83(Another One)



Main Subah Mast so raha tha itani bhaagdoud k baad ki Mujhe kissi ne jaga diya maine dekha toh babhi thi....

Main-Babhi 6.30 hue hain what the hell...

Deepika - Woh Ladki aai hai apne bhai k sath they are leaving for Boston... Or tumse milana caahti hain...

Main-oh my god or emotional drama i fucking hate this....

Deepika-bach nahi shakta maine already kehdiya hai ki tu uppar hai so let's go...

Main babhi k sath niche aaya toh Niche Priyanka or Uska bhai khadey they... Unke alaawa Meenu Rishi Or Deva bhai bhi wahaan they...

Main-Hi Morning everyone...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Rishi sab set hai..?

Rishi-Yo bro car and driver ready hai airport Jaane k liye 11 baje ki flight hai or aage kaa bhi sab intejaam kardiya Hai...

Main-Great...

Pri-I came here to thank you once again It means the world to us... I don't even know or kya kahun

Main-Bus karo ab itana thanks nahi boltey...

Pri-Also Rishi Many many...

Lekin Rishi ne uski baat bich mein he Kaat di..

Rishi-don't worry humaari family mein se kissi ek ko thanks kahaa it means sabko thanks kahaa alag alag bolne ki jarurat nahi hai...

Deepi-Lol So true...

Ispar woh ladka bola...

Ladka-Thanks For everything bhai di ne bataaya ki ye sab aapki wajah se hua hai...

Main-chill dude... Jaldi he theek hojaaoge tum don't worry a bit...

Rishi-Ab jyaada derr lagaaoge Toh late hojaaoge so make it quick... And call me Agar kuch bhi problem ho toh...

Uske baad Priyanka ne thoda or thanks puraan jaari rakha and uske baad woh dono chale gaye...

Main-Oh i hate this jab itana emotional drama hota woh bhi ek sath main nahi seh shakta ye sab...

Deva-lol.. Finally its over...

Main-Yep Finally...

Uske baad main niche sofa par he sogaya college time par Meenu ne fir mujhe jagaya or main jaake ready hua and fir Breakfast kiya sabne... Nicki mam kaa msg aaya mere pass unhone humein jaldi bulaaya college mein koi kaam hoga shayad...

Babhi-tumlog college Roj alag alag cars lejaana bandh karoge...?

Main-kyun...?

Babhi-kyunki maine kahaa hai isliye... Padhne jaatey ho yaa show off karne... Aaj se he koi ek car select karo or ussi mein jaao....

Ravi-ok maserati... Done...

Babhi-thappad maarungi naa toh yahi late jaaega uska price maalum Hai mujhe... Koi normal car leke jaao...

Rishi-babhi I don't know aap kabhi garrage mein gayi ho yaa nahi but wahaan koi normal car nahi hai...

Babhi-Jo bhi ho 3 crore ki car leke College nahi Jaane dene waali tumhe main... Tu koi middle type car dede Inko...

Rishi-Sasti si dedun...

Babhi-I don't know tereko toh maalum mujhe kuch nahi pata cars k baare mein...

Rishi-OK Tumlog JaguarXF lejaaya karo 5 seater hai or only 15 lakh ki hai or tumhaare laayak bhi...

Main samjh Gaya tha ki rishi babhi ko behlaane k liye bolraha hai kyunki XF 50 laakh ki gaadi hai bc gaadi kya maal hai puri..

Main-kya yaar Rishi....

Babhi-It's final AP...

Main-ok OK fine...

Humlog bahaar aaye hanste hue...

Main-Babhi kitani innocent hain yaar...

Sam-lol... True...

Humlog ne garrage se JAGUAR XF nikaal bc black color mein kyaa lag rahi thi...

Sam-chalo ye sahi hai isko lejaa shaktey hain kai din...

Ravi-hell yeah...

Ravi ne car drive ki toh bc kaafi sahi car thi as Rishi jehar cars he laata hai... humlog college pohanchey kaafi early tha time se toh bahot Kam students he dikhrahe they jo they woh bhi hostel waale chutiye they... Rohit bhi humaare sath sath he aagaya tha...

Main-Yo lawde new bike Kittey ki Lee...

Rohit-35 laakh bro... Brand new imported...

Main-Sahi hai bc ye 7th bike hai teri shayad...

Rohit-10th bro.. You know i love bikes more then cars...

Main-I know I know...

Rohit-Aaj itani jaldi kaise aagaye tumlog..?

Main-Nicki mam ne bulaaya hai koi kaam hoga unko...

Rohit-OK.. Chal tumlog jaake aao main canteen mein millunga...

Main-Ok...

Humlog wahaan se nikale or staff room ki side aae he they ki Rohit kaa call aagaya...

Rohit-Canteen mein aaja...

Main-Abe Jaane toh de aaraha Nicki mam se milke...

Rohit-Abhi k abhi..

Main - don't fucking tell me ek or problem aagayi hai... Aarahe hain...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-kya hua...?

Main-Canteen mein Panga hua hai...

Sam-Jaldi chal fir...

Humlog canteen mein aaye toh andar 15-20 aadmi khadey they hattey kattey shakal se he mawali lag rahe they... Or unke just saamne Ashish Ajit Lucky Abhi Mouni Sneha Sana Arushi Divya or uske alaawa Woh Ananya bhi thi Raajypaal ki ladki you know... Bc aaj first time isse college mein dekha tha yaa pehle Milla nahi tha toh ispar dhyaan nahi diya... But jo bhi ho bahot sundar thi ladki... Ab back to present Un aadmiyon kaa ek Boss tha Rowdy type jo Lucky and gang se baat kar raha tha or Rohit unsabke Bichmein khadda tha... Or Lucky wagairaah ki shakal se he lag raha tha ki unhone kand kiya hai koi.....

Main-First of all inhe andar kon aane diya be...?

Ispar woh boss bina piche muddey bola...

'Humein kon rokkega Bhalaa'....

Main-Thappad maarunga naa toh yahin k yahin mutt dega...

Ispar woh piche mudda toh usne mujhe dekha toh usse apni galati kaa ehsaash hua... But dikkat ye thi bc uska thobada bhi mujhe dekha hua laga...

'Arey AP sahaab maafi maai baap kaise ho AAp'...?

Main-haawt As hell... Tu kon bc lekin...? Shakal dekheli lagrahi teri..?

'Main Jairam bhai Mangal bhai ka banda hun..'

Main - Haan Haan dekha hai tereko Haweli par...

Jai-Dekhiye naa bhai...

Main-ek second Laxman 4 special beta...

Lax-2 minute mein laaya bhai...

Hum 4on unke side mein chairs par baithgayi.. .. Baaki Sab khaddey they..

Main-So kya problem hogayi beta Jairam...

Iska jawaab Abhi ne diya..

Abhi-Humaari problem hai tumlog ko chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai... We don't need any help...

Main-Hell yeah.. I didn't even know kya dikkat Hai and now I don't even want to know...

Jai-Main continue karun bhai...?

Main-Sure sure go ahead...

Ispar Jairam unki taraf mudda and apni tone unchi ki... Like dhamki dene waali...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe maalum Hai tum sab bade baap ki aulaad ho wagairaah wagairaah lekin mere kaam mein taang adaaney kaa nahi main kanoon k khilaaf kuch nahi karta Daru bechta hun toh uska license hai mere pass 5on liquor Stores kaa or Harr ek bar kaa license hai mere pass..

Main-(aaram se) iss lawde k pass bar hain be...

Rohit - bhosdk chaltey hain kabhi fir...

Ravi-exactly...

Abhi-lekin tum Sharaab k naam par jehar bechtey ho...

Main-(aaram se) What the fuck ab naa Jaane waale...

Sam-lol...

Jai-Bakwass hai ye.. Kya proof hai tere pass...?

Abhi-Tumhaare area mein issi wajah se log bimar padd rahe hain...

Jai-Ghanta wohlog Sharaab ki wajah se bimar naa padd rahe woh isliye bimar padd rahe hain kyunki daily 14-15 hours factory mein kaam kartey hain wohlog jo ki illegal hai lekin paise k liye woh kuch bhi kartey hain... Or fir naam mera aata hai...

Abhi-Nahi ye sab Tumhaari Sharaab ki wajah se hai...

Ussi time mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha...

Main-Yo...

Anjali-Tere college se kissi Lucky kaa call aaya hai koi kand horaha hai kya.... Main on the way hun...

Main-Haan... Keh sha...

Jai-Dekho bach...

Main-Oh hello Aankh k andhe dikhta nahi kya phone par baat Kar raha hun chup nahi baith shakta bc 2minutes...haan Anji kehshaktey hain tumhaare laayak he problem hai aajao lekin arrest Matt karna banda apna he hai...

Anjali-OK boss 2 minutes mein pohanch rahe...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Main-Haan bhai continue kar...

Jai-Dekho bacho mujhe tumse koi matlab nahi hai or naa he main tumlog ko pittaney aaya hun yahaan gunda nahi hun koi main lekin seedhi si baat hai agli baar mere area mein aake mere khilaaf he tumlog ne dharna diya yaa jhulush nikaala toh ek ek ko fodd daalunga...

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Update-84(They Fucked Up)



Lucky - Humlog aaenge, Jabtak tum nakali Sharaab bechana bandh nahi karoge humlog aaenge....

Jai-Taangein Todd dunga ek ek ki abki baar aake dikhaana...

Jaise jaise Jairam ki tone unchi horahi thi unmein se jyaadatar ki gand fatt rahi thi ladkiyaan toh piche jaatey jaatey ek kone mein hogayi thi....beshak badi family se hon ye log lekin family kya karegi jab gand futt jaaegi...

Abhi-complaint jaa chuki hai tere khilaaf tere Sharaab k samples bhi bheje hain health department ko humne...

Jai-Tu pagal hai kya be aise samples check nahi hotey kya pata tu kissi Orr jagah se bhejdey mere naam se... Wohlog khud aake lenge samples toh verify honge...

Ispar humein hansi aagayi baat sahi thi jairam ki ye toh seedhi si baat hai aise toh koi bhi kissi ko bhi fansaane k liye khud galat sample bhejdega uske naam se...

Rohit-Yep that was dumb...

Jai-Mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tumlog kiski aulaad ho lekin abki baar agar mere area mein aae toh woh haalat karunga ki tumhaare gharwaale gharse bahaar nahi nikalenge tumhe...

Ussi time Anjali Rajat or Ami wahaan aagaye..

Anjali-Kya haal hain Janaab...

Main-bus daya hai aapki...

Anjali-So kya situation hai yahaan...

Abhi-Dekhiye naa madam ye log humaare College mein illegally ghusske humlog ko he dhamki derahe hain...

Jai-Parnaam ACP saahibaa...

Anjali-Par naam warna am toh theek jairam kya hai ye sab...

Jai-dekhiye madam hua ye ki aapko maalum Hai main apna Saara kaam legally he rakhta hun apun naa befaltu kuch karta hai naa kuch Orr toh yelog apne college kaa jhanda, banners leke mere area mein aae 3 baar or mere khilaaf he jhulush nikaala or ye chilaaye ki meri Sharaab mein jehar hai wagairaah wagairaah jabki aisa kuch hai nahi toh uss time main wahaan tha nahi toh aaj inhe bataane aaya hun ki bhai aisa naa Karo dhandey par assar padta hai humein bhi toh kaam chalaana hai.. Lekin ye Maan nahi rahe..

Ussi time Nicki Madam or Riti madam bhi wahaan aagaye...

Main-Oh fuck....

Nicki - Kya horaha hai ye sab...? Kon hain yelog...

Main-Outsiders...

Nicki-tum sablog college se bahaar abhi k abhi..

Jai-ji Bus 5 minutes...

Nicki-Abhi k abhi... Leave... Sab k Sab...

Ispar ek aadmi ki gand mein chull hui or woh boll padda... "A Chamiya bhai ne bola naa 5 m. M. M. M. M."

Uska shabad munh mein he atak gaya kyunki Usase pehle he main khadda hua or diya uske thobadey par ghumaake ek bahyaanak punch woh piche ko or table par jaake girrra lawda pura ghumm gaya tha.. Ye dekh Unlog ki gand fatt gayi...

Ami-Holy Shit that was a banger...

Ravi-Bc that was fire...

Unsabki gand fatt gayi kyunki ye sab itani jaldi hua ki aadhon ko toh samjh nahi aaya kya hua...

Jai-A..... AP bhai maafi maafi bachaa hai woh...

Main-bolna nahi bichmein... Tu uth be khadda ho...
Jiya-AP no.. No..

Ispar woh khadda hua girrta padta bc lawde kaa gunda banega ek punch mein bhonkhala gaya..

Main-Pairon mein girrke maafi Maang bol sorry madam aage se aisa nahi hoga...

Woh apne ghutano par aaya... Lekin ussi time Nicki mam usase durr hogayi...

Nicki-It's ok don't do that ...

Jai-sorry madam ji dekhiye hua ye ki...

Usane puri baat bataai ki Unlog ne kiya kya...

Nicki--AP take care of this matter...

Main--Kon...? main?? ... Naaa Main kyun i dont care..

Nicki-Because I said so... Right now...

Main-ok OK.. So jyaada kuch hai nahi yahaan par Humlog Police ko raid k liye boldetey hain wohlog samples lelenge.. Abhi k abhi.. Or Agar unhe kuch bhi nahi Milla toh tumlog ko humaare college waale kabhi pareshan nahi karenge or agar kuch mila toh you are done... Personally aaunga main mithaai leke...

Jai-bhai raid nahi karwaa shakta main... Please samjhiye....

Main-Chup be...

Jai-Aap ek baar Mangal bhai se baat karlo... Woh bolenge woh maanlunga..

Main-Lol decision maine banaaya hai or isse koi nahi badal shakta... I am the face that runs the place..

Jai-maalum Hai bhai aapka he namak khaaya hai... Please Ek baar baat karlo bhai...

Main-kitana chipku haibe tu... Ok woh bolega jo maanlega..

Jai-ji bhai..

Maine Mangal ko call lagaaya or Mobile speaker par karke table par rakha...

Mangal-Ji Sir...

Main - Sun...

Mangal-bol jaldi bhaari busy hun yaar...

Main-Ye Jairam ko jaanta hai kya tu...

Mangal-ummmmm... Jairam... Haan puraana jaankaar hai...

Main-kharcha Paani dedun usko...?

Mangal-Tera mann kar raha hai toh dede... Waise kya karega usko kharcha Paani deke third class banda hai waise he Maan jaaega...

Main-Aise he entertainment purpose k liye.

Mangal - Ok karle...

Main-reason sunega..

Mangal - Arrey nahi yaar bahot kaam baaki hai office mein tu kar raha hai toh koi reason hoga he karle.... Shyaam ko miltey humlog...

Main-ok bye...

Call disconnected...

Ye sab sunke Jairam kaa chehra safed hogaya...

Main-Ab bol thokdun...?

Jai-bhai ek second idhar aaiye jarra...

Ye bolke humdono thoda side mein aagaye..

Jai-Bhai mere Sharaab mein koi milaawat nahi hai 10 saal se iss dhandey mein hun aapke pariwar k niche kabhi ye sab nahi kiya..

Main-toh bhen k lawde mana kyun kar raha hai honede raid...

Jai-bhai yahi toh dikkat Hai... Main kya hai stock se thodi jyaada Sharaab rakhta hun theke par kyunki demand he itani hai or jab raid hogi toh wohlog stock registers bhi check karenge toh pakadda jaaunga... Or itani si baat k liye license chala jaaega bhai...

Main-maadarjaat pehle nahi bataa shakta tha ye side mein bulaake... Lawda... Sun raid toh hogi he ab... Lekin main boldunga stokes check naa honge khaali samples leke nikal lenge woh... Khuss...

Jai-Bilkul bhai... Dhanywaad Dhanywaad....

Main-Orr bhosdk itana laalach naa Kiya Kar... Limit mein stock rakha Kar nahi toh kissi din gand marwaadega apni bhi or humaari bhi lawde samjha..

Jai-aage se nahi karunga bhai..

Humlog waapis middle mein aae...

Main-Anjali Warrant nikalwaao ek or iske sab jagah par ek team bhejo or unko bolo samples collect karein... Or results ASAP caahiye...

Anjali-Jiya ko abhi lagaadeti hun...

Main-Nice...

Jai-Humlog nikaltey bhai...

Main-nikal... Or doobara college k andar bina permission aaya toh yahin admission karwaadunga tera...

Jai-Ji bhai...

Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye...

Anjali-humlog bhi nikalte... Bye guys... NICKI bye...

Nicki-Bye Anji..

Ami-Bye nicks...

Nicki-Bye bye Ami...

Uske baad wohlog bhi nikal gaye or Nicki mam waapis apne gusse waale Rupp mein aai...

Nicki-Enough is enough ye sab nahi Kar shaktey tumlog college kaa naam aise nahi uchaal shaktey kahin bhi kabhi bhi aise apne personal use k liye woh bhi Bina kissi permission k I am sick and tired of you guys...belive me agar police ko kuch nahi Milla naa iske against toh main tumlog k khilaaf report banaaungi or khud Principal Sir or Advisor ko Bhejungi... Have a good day...

Ye sun Abhi gang ki gand fatt gayi unka munh khulla rehagaya.. Or Nicki mam wahaan se nikal li Riti mam k sath...

Rohit-You guys are so so so dumb.. Dude kam se kam rules toh padhlo president girri jhaadney se pehle I mean seriously... Tumlog college kaa naam aise use nahi kar shaktey... Bina permission k toh kahin bhi use nahi kar shaktey... Or sun lo mujhe surely maalum Hai Ye Jairam k samples mein kuch nahi millega isliye tumlog faayde mein rahoge abhi k abhi jaake Nicki mam k pair pakad lo kyunki agar unhone report file ki toh dikkat hojaaegi 1 month k suspension se leke rusticate hone k chances bhi hain tum sab k...

Ye sunke woh or bokhala gaye...

Sam-or filhaal jo situation hai uske according rusticate ho tum sab...

Abhi-t. T.. T. Toh ab kya karein bhai...

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Update-85(Saved)


Main-karo ye ki Nicki mam se maafi maango jo ki almost impossible hai kyunki Nicki mam ne jo boldiya woh jarur hoga or woh hua toh tum sablog gaye samjho or yahaan ki sabse badhiya baat pata hai kya hai caahe tum koi bhi ho tum waapis nahi aa shaktey yahaan caahe kissi ko le aao waapis nahi aa paaoge... So better yahi hai ki Nicki mam k pairon mein girrjaao..

Ye sun woh sab k sab bhaagtey girrtey wahaan se nikale... Toh ab wahaan hum 4 or laxman bache time horaha tha toh ab Orr students bhi aane lag gaye they...

Rohit-These guys are so stupid bro.. Bhenchod gand mein dimag hai inka Nicki mam 4 baar toh mere saamne warn kar chuki hai inko...lekin maadarchod ko akal hai nahi... Lawda akal hogi inhone Saari posts toh apne pass rakhi bhenchod first year kaa launda president first year waala he Vice president first year waala inka spokesperson first year waala inka Accountant lawda koi senior nahi aata Inko guide karne or aaega bhi kyun bhenchod jhant jaise log hain saale seniors par he Robb jhaadtey unhone lawda naa aana inki help k liye...

Sam-Beta abhi situation ye hai ki sabko maalum Hai wohlog Nicki mam ko nahi mana paaenge... Ab baat ye hai ki hum unki help karein yaa naa karein...

Ravi-True... Nicki mam ko AP manaa lega...

Main-lawda akela nahi jaaunga main gand fudwaadey meri bhosdk..

Sam-Sath chalenge agar tu kahe toh.. Bol karein help..

Main-kar detey hain yaar befaltu mein career chudd jaaega kuch kaa... sab lawde thodi naa hain woh toh andh bhakkt hain bus... Befaltu unki gand marrjaaegi..

Rohit-Toh lagjaao kaam par lawdo...

Humney coffee finish ki or seedha staff room ki side aae toh wahaan saamne he Un sab lawdon ne Nicki mam ko gherr k rakha tha bc Sab k munh dekh k he humein hansi aagayi chappar chappar hath joddey pair joddey lawda sab joddey khadey they jaise inse sareef he koi naa Hai Duniya mein...humlog wahaan gaye....

Main-Good Morning madam...

Humein dekh woh sab chup hogaye...

Nicki-Agar tumlog inki sifarish karne aae ho toh abhi k abhi chale jaao...

Main-so how are you doing today Nicki mam...?

Nicki--AP....

Main-Madam madam suniye suniye inki taraf se main maafi maangta hun i know galati hui hai woh bhi bahot badi lekin naye hain I promise ye last time chhod do...

Nicki-AP ye pehli baar nahi hai inka, maine Inko 100 baar warn kiya hai aise kaamon k liye or ye harr baar repeat kartey.....harr baar kuch naa kuch jyaada he kartey hain kuch hojaaega Inko toh humlog responsible honge log college ko he gaaliyaan denge... I can't take this anymore...

Main-we know mam but still pura career kharaab hojaana hai abki baar inhe pata chal gaya ki kya ho shakta Hai toh ab nahi karenge yelog so please don't file the report...

Nicki-AP main Report file karne waali hun... Or ye sablog rusticate honge... Agar tumhe mera decision passand nahi aaye toh tumharey pass itani powers hain ki Inko waapis laa shako...

Main-ok OK... No way main aapke decision k against naa kabhi gaya hun or naa he jaaunga. And aapko maalum Hai ye... Idhar aaiye aap...

Ye bolke Main Nicki mam Riti mam Ravi Sam or Rohit ek side aagaye...

Main-doobara kabhi aisi baat nahi karne kaa you know hum aapke against bhull k bhi nahi jaa shaktey we love you to death...

Nicki-Sorry yaar I am mad at them seriously these guys are so stupid to be here... Aaj agar lagaalo kuch hojaata toh kon responsible hota college.. I mean aise he ye 5-6 baar rusticate hone waale kaam kar chuke hain and har baar main maaf kardeti hun...

Main-Toh ab humaare kehney par ek baar or nahi kar shaktey...

Nicki-AP...

Riti-Di last time Aakhir hain toh bache he itani samjh nahi hai.. Puri life kharaab hojaani hai Inki...

Rohit-Ji warna humein koi matlab naa hai unse bus in 2-4 ki wajah se jo kuch bright students hain unki life spoil hojaaegi...

Sam-Haan wahi toh..

Ravi-Hogaya hogaya thanks Nicki mam...

Nicki-maine kya kahaa...?

Main-thankyou...

Riti - Awww! You are so sweet di...

Ravi-Mujhe maalum tha aap maaf kardoge Inko...

Nicki-achyaa beta mujhse he shyaan patti... Fine last time chhod rahi hun unko..

Main-hell yeah...

Ye bolke Nicki mam unke pass gayi... Hum unke sath sath gaye..

Nicki-fine its last warning to all of you guys... Belive me next time AP bhi nahi aanewala humaare bich...and main seedha Principal sir k pass jaungi...

Ispar un lawdon k cehre khill uthey thank you mam thank you mam ki chillam chilli suru hui...

Nicki-Mujhe nahi thank AP and all for that... Mujhe boltey hue Sharam aarahi hai but tumhaare career ki fikar tumse jyaada in 5on ko hai.. AP in my office right now..

Ye bolke Nicki mam Apne cabin ki taraf nikal gayi...

Main-Bc ab maine kya kiya Inko bachaake kahin mera number toh naa aagaya...

Riti-Naa naa Kal koi achaa kaam Kiya tumne ussi k liye bulaarahi hain...

Main-Kal konsa kaam Kiya maine... Hmmm... Oh Haan... Mam ko kon bataaya...

Riti-Deepu di ne...

Main-fir toh inaam millega...

Main andar gaya toh Nicki mam ne as usual meri taarif ki, ki kaise maine Priyanka ki help ko jabki usne mujhe marwaane kaa try kiya... Wagairaah wagairaah... Uske baad main waapis bahaar aaya...toh Abhi or uski puri gang wahin khadey they...

Main - kya be maarne waarne ki planning kar rahe ho kya...

Lucky-Thanks yaar AP...

Main-Chal papa boll...

Lucky-kuch kaha tune...

Main-Kuch kehta toh tujhe sunta nahi kya be behrey... Its ok.. But dhyaan rakho next time main help nahi karne waala...

Ye bolke main bina unka jawaab sune class mein aagaya... Ab nayi baat ye thi ki Riya class mein regular aane lagi thi or 2-4 or students bhi mujhe pata chala ki unko punishment milli thi 2 weeks ki jo kal over hui or ab yelog waapis aane lage they... Even woh Raajypaal ki Beti bhi inhi mein se thi isliye Isko class mein nahi dekha tha main pehle..... Or guess what Punishment di kissne thi ofcourse Nicki mam ne caahe pm ki ladki ho yaa CM ki Nicki mam doesn't give a fuck...

Class mein Nicki mam kaa mood theek nahi tha as jo baat unko buri lagti woh lambe time takk unke mood k lawde lagati... Or insab kaa result ye raha ki class ko dherr Saara homework Milla bc gand fatt gayi I mean meri nahi kyunki mujhe maalum he naa Tha unhone diya kya because apan ko karna he naa Tha... Ye toh Sam wagairaah bolrahe they toh maine bataadiya warna lawda Mera homework karega..

Aise he 2 class Orr nikali or Class aai electronics ki yaani Amit bhaisaab ki or bc ab ye naa seh shakta tha main cigarette Ki talab lagi thi uppar se woh alag...

Main-cigarette peeney chalega be koi..?

Sam-Nope...

Ravi-No thanks... Jaake aa...

Main-Gand marwaalo bhosdko...

Ye bolke main khadda hua or Paani kaa bahana bana class se bahaar aaya bc corridor khaali padda tha main niche aaya or Abeer ko call kiya...

Main-Yo Wassup... Kya kar raha..?

Abeer-kuch khass nahi karne ko kuch tha nahi toh bhai k sath party meetings leraha hun...

Main-ok OK fir le meetings raatko miltey...

Abeer-Abe tu toh bol kaaeko call kiya...

Main canteen mein aaya toh canteen almost puri khaali thi keval 4-5 students they wahaan... Even Mouni Or woh Raajypaal ki beti Ananya bhi they udhar... Main seedha andar guffa mein aagaya...

Main-Aise he time pass k liye call kiya tha bc..

Abeer-ok bc... Rakh fir.. Shyaam ko miltey...

Call disconnected..

Maine andar cigarette jalaai... Bc ab jaake sans aaya..

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Update-86(New Case)



2 minute baad he Laxman andar aaya..

Lax-Woh first year waali 2 ladkiyaan andar aarahi thi maine mana kardiya...

Main-Shabbas...

Lax-Aapse milna hai unko maine kaha 2 minute mein bahaar he aajaoge aap...

Main-Yep... 1 coffee laaiyo tu..

Usne mouth freshener diya maine khaaya or Paani peeya... And bahaar aaya... Ananya or Mouni they woh dono lekin filhaal seat par Anannya akeli he baithi thi or Mouni filhaal thoda side mein khaddi phone par baat Kar rahi thi... Ananya kaa dhyaan niche mobile mein tha... So main uske pass gaya...

Main-Excuse me can i sit here...

Ispar usne meri taraf dekha bc maal toh hai ye jo bhi ho kya mast cute hai bc..

Ananya-oh yeah Sure...

Main-Thanks... So Laxman ne mujhe bataaya ki tumlog ko koi kaam tha mujhse..

Ananya-Yeah.. Kaam nahi... Bus thanks bolna tha aaj k liye... Tumne bachaa liya humein warna humlog surely gaye they no way bachjaatey...

Main-No Problemo...

Ananya-Look we thought we are seriously gone Nicki mam ko manaana impossible hai jab unhone decision banaaliya ho tab woh kissi ki nahi sunti...

Main-Well meri sunti hain...

Ananya-Haan dekha maine aaj...

Ussi time Mouni bhi wahaan aagayi...

Mouni - OH! Hi AP you are here...

Main-It seems like I am...

Mouni-All things Apart First thank you so much... I was so afraid today I thought mere dad surely rusticste karenge specially mujhe...

Main-It's ok its ok don't worry... Meri maano toh tumlog ko ye gang se durr holena caahiye because those guys are so stupid it's not even funny Unlog ko attention caahiye uske liye woh kuch bhi kar rahe hain and belive me ye last time tha Nicki mam next time kissi ki nahi sunengi meri bhi nahi... Or ye bhi sure hai ki woh log doobara aisa kuch karenge abhi nahi toh thode din baad but karenge jarur tumlog padhne waale students ho in sabmein involve nahi hona caahiye or jab President-Vice president itane Pagal hon toh bilkul bhi nahi...

Ananya-Humlog sochrahe hain jaldi he chhod denge ekdum nahi nikal shaktey you know...

Main-I don't mind jab mann kare tab Chhodo...

Ananya-By the way tumhe kaise pata hum padhne waale students hain I mean humlog Kal he Mille hain... So how do you know..?

Main-There is a reason they call me AP main shakal se he saamne waale ko padhleta hun...

Ananya-Nice...

Mouni-By the way AP wahaan andar kya hai room mein I mean kissi kaa Jaana allowed nahi hai tum log k alaawa...?

Haan bhen k lawdo saara bataadun tumhe lawda Mera..

Main-Are nothing woh khaali baithney ki jagah hai you know humessa idhar kitani bheed rehti or uppar se sound kitani jyaada hoti toh humlog Insabse bachne k liye andar baith jaatey hain that's it...

Mouni-Oh I See I see...

Tabhi Laxman aaya 3 coffee leke...

Main-Thanks men...

Mouni-So AP How's life...? Kya chal raha hai...?

Main-not much not much just chilling... Ghar college, college ghar.. Boring...

Mouni-Tum toh Police k sath kaam kartey hona...?

Main-Haan but udhar bhi kuch khass hai nahi karne ko...

Ananya-Well maine kal he tumlogon ko dekha kissi criminal ko arrest kartey hue hospital mein...

Main-Woh sab boring hota i hate that...

Mouni-wait a second AP itana sab manage kaise karletey ho tum..? I mean how..?

Main-itana jyaada bhi nahi hai...its nothing...

Ananya-I mean jaisa ki mere papa ne Kal kahaa tha media toh kuch or he kehta hai tumhaare baare mein... You are like A Superstar in here...

Main-Mera jawaab bhi same wahi hai jo maine tumhaare dad ko diya tha, I don't care what media says because unke liye ye sab business hai abhi woh mere sath hain Kalko kuch thoda bahot galat kardunga toh wohlog mujhe super villain banaadenge kyunki unka kaam he yahi hai paisa kamaana...

Ananya - True, Rightly Said.. So tum Public opinion mein belive kartey ho instead of Media Openion....

Main-Well sach kahun toh i dont care about Anyone's opinions about me, because some people hate me so much some people like me but I don't care because at the end of the day they can hate me all they want but they can't do anything about me... That's a fact... Main in sab mein nahi fansta ki kon mujhe passand karta hai kon nahi karta I don't care... Itana time he nahi hai abhi live example dekh lo maine tumlog ki help ki because main nahi caahta tha students kaa future kharaab ho lekin still tumhaare group k kai member abhi bhi mujhe passand nahi kartey khunnas khaake baithey hain ye fact hai they don't like me at all but woh mera kuch kar bhi nahi shaktey ye bhi fact hai... So main unki baat he kyun sunu jinka mere uppar koi ashar he nahi hai... So that's how I like to live...

Ananya-Well lets say i am damn impressed by the way you live just straight up...

Mouni-I agree..

Main-Thank you... So main nikalta class k liye see you guys around have a great day...

Mouni-You too AP...

Ananya-buhbye...

Ye bolke main wahaan se nikala bc ladkiyon kaa ye Chutiyaapa bahot hota hai sawaal jawaab bahot karti or nahi seh shakta tha main wahaan se main class mein aaya baaki ki classes lagaai or fir ghar aagaye lunch kiya and time pass mein lag gaye... Raat ko dinner par sab ikathha hue...

Deva-Tune woh Kidnapping case kaa suna hai Jispar Deepak Ajay Rajat or Jiya lage hue hain...

Main-Haan suna hai lekin jyaada nahi.. Kehrahe hain kaafi tuff hai...

Deva-haan tuff bhi or important bhi victim k ghar waalon ne Media mein aake bahot bada matter banaadiya hai isko... Media repeat par chalaa rahi hai isko or jald he solve naa hua ye toh fir dikkat hojaaegi issue banjaaega ye...

Main-Kal lagjaata hun subah he..

Deva-Nice... Sorry Haan I know ye sab chotey Motey cases passand nahi hain tereko but ye waala important hai so solve karle...

Main-naa naa no dikkat... Main karlunga...

Dinner over hua maine Deepak ko message kiya ki mujhe subah pick karlena Case k liye... And then room mein aake time se so gaya...

Subah gate knock ki awaaj se meri nind khulli..

Main-khulla hai ...

Gate khulla or Deepak andar aaya...

Main-What the fuck bc 5.30 baje hain subah k... What the fuck...

Deepak-bhai I am tired of this fucking case mujhse naa saha jaaraha harr angle se dekhliya harr kone ki jaanch karli but nothing kuch bhi nahi millraha solve hona toh durr ki baat hai even ek lead bhi nahi millrahi aage badhne ko... Ab tum he raasta dikhaao...

Main-ok OK.. Fresh hoke naasta karletey hain chal fir nikalenge...

Deep-Fresh hojaao naasta wahin karwaadunga jaldi...

Main-bc aaj naa bakshega tu mujhe...

Deep-lol aajao main niche wait kar raha hun...

Main fresh hua or formal kapdon mein he niche aagaya.. Niche as expected keval Rishi he utha tha bhai kaa bhi almost uthne kaa time hai ye par woh uthey nahi they...bc achaa hua raat ko time se so gaya tha warna ye lawda toh gand he maardeta subah 5.30 baje bc..

Rishi-ye le Deepak aagaye Sahaab ji...

Main - Bc itani subah - 2 main galati se bhi nahi uthta kabhi.. Lets go...

Deepak-Rukk Ami aarahi hai...

Ami-Aagayi...

Main Deepak Or Ami Deepak ki gaadi mein baithey or Seedha Station par aaye bc ikka dukka officers he they wahaan par woh bhi night shift waale... Ab case par lagna tha mereko dekhein toh sahi aisa kon aagaya bc jo kaabu he naa horaha humaare Bandon se....

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Uodate-87(Lets Do It)



Main wahaan seedha Anjali k Cabin mein aaya jo khaali tha Ussi ki chair par baitha... Ami bhi wahaan side mein baithi...

Main-So deepak I want all Files, complaints, persons involved info, interrogation Files everything...

Dee-Pehle breakfast le aaun...

Main-Naa baadmein abhi mood fresh hai toh time waste nahi kartey hain...

Deepak dherr saari files leke wahaan aagaya bc ye jyaada he tha kuch....

Main-ok Deepak Tu ghum k aa isme toh time lagega bc... EK Kaam Kar ye room ka gate bandh karta jaa or kuch kaam niptaale tabtak...

Deep-Sure bhai...

Ye bolke Deepak wahaan se gate bandh karke nikal gaya or wahaan bache Me and Ami...

Main-So Ami tereko toh maalum he hai no disturbance at all...

Ami-you got it boss..

Main laga ab files mein suru se leke aakhir takk bc itana paper work lawda bc itani bakchodi... Kareeb 2.5 ghanton ki mehnat k baad Maine uska pura case padh diya bc gand fatt gayi... Lekin scene samjh mein aagaya scene ye tha ki"Parshant naam kaa Ek gym owner kidnap hua hai abhi se theek 86 ghantey pehle yaani 4 din pehle or abtak Koi firouti ki call nahi aai naa he or koi news aai hai... Most Probably woh Marr chuka hai... Ab scene ye tha ki Woh Apni Gym ki parking lot mein tha akela apni Wife se phone par baat Kar raha tha achaanak se uski wife ne phone par suna'kon ho tum kya kar rahe ho ye ' fir kuch hathaapaai ki sound and then phone tuttaney ki sound' jab uski wife police leke wahaan pohanchi toh Woh wahaan se gayab tha or sathmein uski car bhi...Cctv mein pura maamla kaid hogaya tha 2 masked aadmi achaanak se aae or usko behonsh karke ussi ki gaadi mein legaye and that's it... But mujhe abhi woh Cctv footage milli nahi inmein. Lekin scene ye tha ki Logon k anusaar Parhsant ek nihaaiti shareef or seedha inshaan tha naa kissi se ladaai naa kissi se jhagda sabki help karta tha... Ab hua ye ki uski patani or uski patani kaa bhai woh dono media k pass chale gaye solve hota naa dekh kar case or media ko story milgayi bc local media toh repeat mode par yahi sab dikhaa rahi thi... Or isase opposition ko mouka mill gaya tha jhandey uthaake sadkon par baithney kaa befaltu ki lambi controversy hogayi thi.. Toh ye scene Tha ab Parhsant ko dhundana tha mere hissab se toh ab uski laash ko dhundana caahiye...lekin still kaam toh karna he tha.

Tabhi Room kaa gate khulla main bina udhar dhyaan diye bola...

Main-Deepak 10 minutes or lagenge khaali..

Anjali-oh Sorry My bad... I didn't knew you're here...

Main-Anjie darling Morning..

Anjali-Morning boss... Good Morning Sugar Pie..

Ami-Good Morning Anjie...

Anjali-Aaj subah subah yahaan kaise..?

Main-Case k liye...

Anjali-Oh thank God finally aagaye tum this case is spoiling the entire station now...kab aaye waise...?

Main-kya time hua...?

Anjali-8.30...

Main-So I am here for like 3 hours...

Anjali-Oh my God... Pura hard work kiya hai matlab aaj subah subah...

Main-Yep...

Anjali-Ok sorry to bother you guys main Jiya k cabin mein hun tabtak...

Main-Arey No Problem baitho idhar he I am almost done... Tumhe case k baare mein maalum haina...?

Anjali-Haan....

Main-Perfect Ami jo jo officer is case par hai sabko bulaa laao...

Anjali Mere saamne chair par baithi.. Ami bahaar chali gayi...

Main-Lol tere office mein tujhe he Visiting chair par baithana pad raha hai...

Anjali-I don't mind Pura din baith caahe, tu dude hai apna...

Main-Hell yeah... Tu darling hai apni...

Anj-Lol..

Ami aagayi or uske sath Deepak, Ajay, Rajat or Jiya bhi aagaye... Good Morning wagairaah hui and then sab baithey...

Main-so I must say this case is really hard...

Jiya-Tumne hard kahaa iska matlab kharaab scene hai...

Main--Haan Keh shaktey hain... Issi liye tumlog ko time lag raha tha galati Tumhaari nahi hai darshall isko solve karne kaa koi angle he nahi hai... I mean kahaan se suru karoge...? Dushman uska koi tha nahi.. Firouti k liye call aaya nahi hai laash uski milli nahi hai toh solve kahaan se karenge...

Anjali-Exactly no wonder ye sab log paglaa gaye they...

Main-So Remember one thing tum sabke pass i know merese jyaada experience hai Insabmein and I know tum sab according to me India k smartest Police officers ho... And I am proud of you... But aaj main kuch sikhaata hun tum log ko...

Jiya-Great i love it jab tu koi gyan ki baat batata hai... Jaldi bata...

Anjali-Yep...

Main - Jab bhi aisa koi case ho jab suruwaat karne ko kuch naa Mille toh usme karna ye hota hai ki apni imagination use karo fully... Or jo tumhe lagta haina usko sach maan k case solve karna suru karo... Kabhi fail nahi hoge...

Anjali-Ek minute tum kehrahe ho ki Humaari imagination galat nahi hogi kabhi...?

Main-Nahi hogi Infact jyadatar cases mein galat he hogi...

Anjali-Toh hum fail kyun nahi honge...?

Main-Dekho Tumhaari imagination fail kab hogi...?

Anjali-Off course jab humein Pata chalega ki jo kuch hum soch rahe hain usase alag kuch hua hai...

Main-exactly my point jab tumhe pata chal jaaega ki isase alag hua hai yaani case toh tab bhi line par aaega naa... Lead toh mill jaaegi like imagination caahe fail hogayi ho lekin Nayi lead toh mill jaaegi ... Confirm toh hojaaoge ki ye aise hua hai... Then imagination ko faink do and jo new lead hai usko Maan k solve karo.. Kyunki or koi chaara hai nahi...

Ye sun sabke fuse uddgaye...

Jiya-What the fuck this was some high level shit...

Deepak-Brilliant...

Rajat-gajab...

Anjali-Ok that was fucking insane...

Main-Thank you thank you... Ab aatey hain iss case par toh yahaan humaare pass case solve karne k 2 tareeke hain... 1st). Hum ye Maan k chalein ki uski wife sab sach bolrahi hai and 2nd ye Maan k chalein ki woh juth bolrahi hai.. Ab main usase Milla nahi hun toh jyaada kuch Keh nahi shakta but mere hissab se woh kuch toh chupaa rahi hai warna seedhe sareef aadmi kaa befaltu mein apaharan nahi hota... Kuch toh bakchodi hai...

Rajat-I totally agree with you bhai 100% kuch toh chupaa rahi hai woh....

Ajay-Same here...

Anjali-Mere hissab se Sach bolrahi hai woh..kyunki pagalon ki tarah humaare piche paddi hai woh...

Deepak - Same...

Main-Toh Deepak or Anjali kehrahe hain woh ki woh sach bolrahi hai baaki Sab k according juthi hai woh.. Toh juth k votes jyaada hain toh juth he leke chaltey hain... Toh chalo unke gharr dhund he letey hain woh kya chupaa rahi hai....

Anjali-let's go...

Deepak, Main, Ami hum teen deepak ki car mein aaye baaki Sab Anjali ki car mein or hum uss Parhsant k ghar pohanchey... Achaa khaasa ghar tha uska... Humne doorbell bajaai toh ek aadmi ne gate khola Anjali ne bataaya woh wife kaa Bhai tha...Rupesh naam tha uska....

Rupe-kya hua Inspector sahaab kuch Milla...?

Deepak-Ji bahot jald he hum case solve karlenge... Filhaal humein Aapki Behen se baat karni hai...

Main-Actually nahi humein Prashant kaa room search karna hai...

Rupe-Aap kon...?

Main-AP... Assistant Commissioner Of Police AP...

Anjali-Don't mind him woh humaare sath hai... Humein Prashant kaa room dikhaaiye...

Rupe-Ji...

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Update-88(First Lead)


Main - And don't mind me main ACP bhi nahi hun....khaali AP hun C nahi hai mere pass...

Anjali-yep..

Main-ok Main Uska Room check karta hun baaki kaa hissa tumlog apne apne mein baant lo... Rupesh aao dikhaao uska room mujhe...

Rupesh mereko Prashant K Room mein leke aaya... Kaafi lamba chauda bedroom tha Drawers, safes, wagairaah kaafi kuch tha... Maine check karna suru kiya common si jagahon par.... Like bed k gaddey k niche drawers mein Almira wagairaah mein ki achanak mere piche se kissi female ki awaaj aai...

'Kon ho Tum ye kya kar rahe ho.. "

Rupesh-Didi Ye Police k sath hain... Ye hain meri behen Parul...

Woh Prashant ki wife thi...

Parul-yahaan kya kar rahe ho tumlog mere pati ko dhundaney ki bajaae tumlog time kharaab kar rahe ho..

Main-whoa whoa madam thoda durr se baat karo what are you doing..

Parul-Kitane ghatiya ho tumlog kon jeb garam kar raha hai Tumhaari mere pati ko naa dhundaney k liye... Haan...?

Main - First of all get back... ANJALI...

Main Chilaaya...

Main-Or Haan shayad mera Naam theek se suna nahi tumne AP... I am the from the bloody one of Richest families of North India... AP... I don't need anyone's money...

Anjali-kya hua kuch Milla...

Main-Isko Thoda control rakho yaar she is Disturbing the flow here....main aise kaam nahi kar shakta...

Anja-Madam agar aapko Aapke husband caahiye toh unko keval yahi dhund shakta Hai... So please don't disturb him...

Main - Or Haan Media mein Jaana kissi cheej kaa solution nahi hota Tumhe kya lagta hai tum police ki beijatti karogi national television par unko ghusskhorr, corrupt bologi toh woh Tumhaari help karenge..galat ho tum..and i basically don't care tum kya karti ho kya nahi mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta mera kaam Hai tumhaare pati ko dhudana.. you help us or not I am gonna find him.. So please don't do this again...

Anjali Parul ko niche legayi maine uska room search kiya... Or Pehli lead milgayi jisse lekar main niche aaya...

Main-Ok everyone hogayi search puri aajao idhar...

Sablog wahaan aagaye Parul Or rupesh bhi...

Main-So madam main kuch questions puchunga aapse jaldi se answer dena sahi yaa galat doesn't matter woh main dhundlunga... First.. Toh aapke according kon hai woh jo aapke pati ko kidnap kar shakta Hai yaa karwaa shakta Hai...

Pari-Koi bhi nahi woh ek seedhey saadhey inshaan they..

Main-Liar...

Paru - What..?

Main - juth bolrahi ho tum tumhe exactly pata hai woh kon hai... Even tum jaanti bhi ho usse right... Meri taraf dekho madam... Hmmm... Tum Humse bachaa rahi ho usse.. Woh tum toh nahi Rupesh...

Ye sun sablog chownkey...

Main-yes toh tum he ho woh jisse Tumhaari behen bachaa rahi hai...

Rupe-What...?

Main-I know tumhaare pass reason hai kidnap karne k main ye nahi kehraha tune kiya Hai...

Rupe-Matlab...

Main-Main shakal se Sach padhleta hun.. Lo ab Kahaani suno... Kya scene tha... Tumhaara husband ek bookie tha Gambling Addict, Sattebaaj or woh kaafi kharaab tha insabmein lekin short Time mein jyaada paisa banaana caahta tha woh... But dikkat ye thi haarta bahot tha... Ab hua ye ki woh haarta gaya haarta gaya or apna paisa toh haara he woh logon se udhaar leke bhi haar gaya ab log usase paise maangney lage toh paisa toh hai nahi kya dega...

Ye sunke sabke fuse udgaye...

Anjali-what the hell..?

Main-Ji jisse aaplog sareef samajh rahe they woh ek Sattebaaj hai...

Parul-Nahi ye nahi ho shakta... Mere pati aise nahi hain...

Main-Bahaaney naa banaao infact tumhe toh sab pata tha tumhaare pati k baare mein bus Humse chupaa rahi ho... Dekho simple si baat hai records mein uska ek he bank account hai lekin Andar room mein mujhe 4 alag alag banks k bills Mille... Dusara uske phone records regularly woh kaafi baar unknown numbers par call karta tha harr call 25-30 seconds kaa or I am sure ye sab bookies k number hain. Itana he time lagta hai satta lagaane mein..

Paru-N. N. Nahi...

Main-Oh come on ab bakwas bandh karo main ye number check karwaa lunga or sab sach saamne aajaaega lekin usme time lagega isase behtar hai tum bataado taaki tumhaare pati ko jaldi dhund lein humlog...

Parul-OK ok.. Haan woh Sattebaaj they or kaafi paisa haar chuke they and log unhe dhamkiyaan dene lage they iske liye... Agar main aaplog ko bataadeti toh aaplog usse he criminal maanke ye case niche dabaadetey... Or mere husband kabhi ghar nahi aatey...

Main-ok guys we have a lead now lets solve the case... Chalo uske dushmanon ko dhundatey hain... Sabse pehle Rupesh tumne bhi paise derakhe hain usko...

Paru-Haan mera bhai bhi usase paise maangta hai lekin keval 5 laakh or usne kabhi dhamki bhi nahi di or humessa mujhe he kahaa hai paise k liye.. Woh ye kabhi nahi kar shakta ...

Main-ok tum kehti ho toh maan letey hain... Lets go guys...

Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye...

Main--lying peice of shit... Ghanta tumlog case solve karoge jab report likhwaane waala he sab juth bolraha hai..

Anjali-Sadly true...

Main-No wonder why tumlog ko kuch mill he nahi raha tha ghanta millega kuch tha he nahi udhar...

Jiya-and that bitch is crying in front of media ki iska husband sareef tha wagairaah wagairaah or hum kitane corrupted hain...

Deepak-Abhi Raiptaa dene kaa mann kar raha tha mera...

Main-By the way evidence mein cctv footage bhi thi jo milli nahi mujhe...

Deepak-woh gym mein Hai aaj bhejani thi unko bichmein kuch technical errors aagayi thi...

Main-chalo toh gym chalke dekhletey hain...

Humlog Gym aaye theek thaak tha gym bhi wahaan k security waale ne humein footage dikhaai.. Jisme scene ye tha ki :-

Prashant Gym Parking mein akela khadda tha phone par baat Kar raha tha and kuch minutes baad 2 aadmi wahaan aaye pura black kapdon mein mask wagairaah lagaake... Usko chloroform type kuch sunghaaya and bang ussi ki car mein nikal gaye usko leke...

Main-Lol this is odd...

Anjali-Kya..?

Main-ye tape lelo and let's go... Case is solved...

Ye sunke sab firse blank hogaye...

Anjali-Kaise...?

Main-BataaUnga bataaUnga wait karo right moment kaa...

Jiya-oh i hate it jab tu suspense mein rakhta hai...

Main--uski wife ko ASAP bulaao or bolo bad news hai...

Deepak-OK...

Ye bolke hum sab gaadi se seedha Station aaye.. Humaare kuch derr baad he woh Wife bhi aagayi....

Parul-k.k.kya hua Inspector kya bad news hai...

Main-main bataata hun darshall madam ye humaara last chance tha aapke husband ko dhundaney kaa jo kaam nahi kiya ab kanoon k hissab se agar koi banda 95 hours takk missing hai kidnapping k baad or naa he koi Firouti ki call aai hai toh humein majburran usse Marra hua maanke case close karna padta hai..

Ye sun Parul ki sans he rukk gayi...

Parul - What...? What do you mean...? Nahi ye nahi ho shakta...

Main-Kanoon hai madam isme hum kuch nahi kar shaktey... Aap chinta matt kijiye abhi 1.5 ghatna baaki hai or kidnappers itane toh hoshiyaar hain ki unhe kanoon kaa pata ho toh woh 1.5 ghante mein jarur call karenge..

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Update-89(Case Cwosed)


Main-So isliye aap yahin rukiye kidnappers jarur call karenge or agle 1.5 ghantey takk call nahi aaya toh majburran humein case close karna padega...

Ye bolke humlog Anjali k cabin mein aagaye...

Anjali-Deepak Rajat kahaan gaye hain...?

Main-Maine bheja hai....

30-35 minutes baad he woh wife bhaagti hui apna phone hath mein leke aai jo speaker par tha... Kaafi darri hui thi woh usne ishaare se bataaya ki kidnappers kaa call hai..

*50 laakh "kab kahaan kaise" main bataaunga paison kaa intejaar karle tabtak warna tera pati gaya*....

Or phone cut hogaya...ye sunke woh kaafi darr gayi thi... Humlog bahaar hall mein aae...

Parul-Please mere husband ko bachaa lo...

Main-Lol... AhahahaHahaha...

Anjali - AP...?

Parul-Excuse me yahaan mere husband ki jaan khatre mein Hai or tum of tum hans rahe ho...

Main-Oh shut up... You are so dumb... Well kidnappers ne 90 hours takk call naa Kiya or jaise he Maine tumhe deadline di tabhi unka phone aagaya are you kidding me... Mujhe suru se he pata tha ye sab tumlog ne he kiya hai...

Ye sun sablog solid chownkey...

Parul-k. K. Kya...? Kya kehrahe ho tum..?

Main-Ye jo time-line thi naa ye Maine aise he di thi kanoon mein aisa koi rule nahi hai ki kitane ghanton takk phone nahi aaega toh case bandh hojaaega... Ye jo phone tha naa ye tumhaare bhai ne kiya tha local Booth se Deepak uske piche he tha range hath pakad liya usko.... Or usne Prashant kaa address bhi bataa diya hai usko sath leke aarahe wohlog....

Anjali-Oh my god toh in log ne he kidnapping ki thi..

Main-Nope... Infact ye toh kidnapping thi he nahi suno Kahaani... Prashant Bhaari debt mein tha log uske piche lage they paisa uske pass tha nahi so usne ye plan banaaya usne apne Saale Rupesh ki help se khudko he kidnap karwaa liya taaki aisa lage ki jo log paise k liye uske piche hain ye sab unhone karwaayaa hai jisase police Unlog ko pakade but problem ye thi ye humessa k liye gayab nahi reh shakta tha isliye Unlog ne ye media waala plan banaaya unhone iss case ko pure haryana mein uchaala vip case banaadiya iska effect ye hua ki jo isase paise maangne waale log they woh waise he durr hogaye Taaki unka naam naa aae or aage bhi woh aisa kuch nahi karenge because tabtak ye media personality banchuka hoga... Toh paise ki koi dikkat nahi...

Jiya-Holy Shit...

Parul k munh se kuch nahi nikala ab lawda nikalega.. Kaam toh khatam hogaya....

Main-Jaise he ye sttabaaji waali lead saamne aai mujhe shakk hoagaya tha but then maine woh cctv footage dekhi or sab clear hogaya... Jiya...

Jiya ne laptop hath mein pakada or humaare taraf screen karke woh footage chalaai jisase hum sab ko dikh shake...

Main-Dekho ye Prashant phone par laga hai lekin iska dhyaan uss gate ki taraf he hai matlab usko pata tha ki koi aane waala hai udhar se even woh toh wait kar raha tha... Then jab woh Kidnappers aae toh uska reaction dekho bc jaise Uber waala pick karne aaya hai then bc aise konse kidnappers hogaye jo ussi ki gaadi k bharose aae even unhe ye bhi pata tha Gaadi ki chaabi backpocket mein Hai seedha wahin hath maara I mean come on yaar game over... Lekin ye sab theoretically sach tha but prove toh karna he tha... mujhe pata tha ye log noobs hain isliye maine ye case close hone ki dhamki di jo ye hone nahi de shakti thi isliye inka chota dimag chamka or isne apne bhai ko call karke kidnappers banke call karne ko kahaa... Or Mujhe pehle he maalum tha toh Deepak already uske piche tha and bam pakadaa gaya...

Anjali-holy fuck..

Main-Bc even mere readers takk samjh gaye they ye toh...
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Anjali - What...?

Main-Nevermind...

Ab Suru hua uss Parul kaa Randi Rona and emotional drama...

Main-Case Cwosed... I don't care Rona dhona jaari rakho mera kaam Tha case solve karna ab tumhaare sath Kya karna hai woh yelog dekhenge main nikalta hun..

Jiya ne usko custody mein liya..

Main-ok guys main nikalta hun i am tired as fuck...

Anjali - OK bye.. Good job...

Jiya-AP strikes again..

Main-thank you thank you..

Anjali- Sun..

Main-Haan..?

Anjali-aaja Khaana khaale subah se bhookha Marr raha hai..

Main-tu tiffin laai hai...

Anjali-Hell yeah..

Jiya-Khaana banaaya maine hai by the way..

Main-aao toh fir..

Main jiya Ami or Anjali Staff room mein aae or sabne sath Khaana khaaya bc chutiya case k liye befaltu time kharaab hogaya lekin maja bhi aaya but at the end of the day I am fast as fuck and also Case Cwosed...

Khaana khaake main ghar aaya bhai ghar they nahi toh unko call karke inform kiya khuss hue woh befaltu ki tension khatam hui and bam aaj kaa din bhi nikal gaya...

Next day subah Sam ko apne ghar Jaana tha uske papa(mama Ji) ne bulaaya tha koi documents k liye toh woh subah he gaadi leke nikal gaya ab bache main or Ravi jo college k liye nikale Jaguar leke.. Gaadi park ki and seedha canteen ki side aae or canteen mein aatey he gand Marr gayi kyunki bc canteen full bharri paddi thi maadarchod...

Ravi-iski Maa kaa bhosdaa.. Bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai...

Main-lawda Mera.. Chal andar guffa mein baithenge...

Humlog guffa ki side jaa he rahe they ki ek side baitha Rohit chillayaa...

Rohit-Oye idhar..

Humne dekha toh udhar Rohit ek table par baitha tha jispar Ajit Mouni woh governor ki beti Ananya or Divya bhi baithey they....

Main-yahaan kya kar raha hai be... Andar nahi gaya...

Rohit-Light naa Hai or andar invertor kaa connection bhi nahi hai... Garmi hai bc...

Main-toh thoda khisak udhar ko...

Hum dono wahin adjust hue...

Main-Good Morning everyone..

Ispar sabne reply mein good morning wish kiya...

Rohit - Sam kidhar gaya...?

Main-Ghar gaya hai Kuch kaam tha kal Aajaega...

Rohit-nice nice...

Humlog ne coffee order ki.. Banda order leke chala gaya Laxman kaam mein laga tha thoda...

Rohit-Bc sound toh dekh kitana Hai yahaan...

Main-ASAP andar inverter kaa connection karwaana padega also ye Canteen ko bhi bada karwaana padega like bahot jaruri kaam Hai ye..

Rohit-canteen ko like 50% or badhaa diya jaae tab jaake theek settlement hogi sabki dekh bc ek dusare k uppar baithey hain literally... Aaj Rishi ko pakadtey hain...

Ravi-Yep...

Ajit-Waah bc humlog itane din se aise he baith k torture horahe hain yahaan or tumlog 15 minute baithey ki canteen he badhwaadi..

Main-Haan I mean bc thoda farak toh hona caahiye naa yaar hum toh hum hain fir..

Rohit-Or be waise toh tumlog president president chilaatey rehtey ho aise kaam k matters uthaatey nahi tumlog befaltu k kand karwaalo tumse...

Tabhi Arushi wahaan aagayi...

Arushi-Hey Ravi Hello AP...

Main-hello..

Ravi-hi..

Rohit-AP Arushi kaa birthday hai aaj...

Main-Hell yeah Happy birthday Arushi...

Ravi-Happy birthday Arushi...

Aru-Thanks AP thanks Ravi...

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