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Update-90(The Party-1)



Arushi-So aaj humne mere ghar par raat ko choti si party rakhi hai sab doston ko invitation dediya bus tumlog baaki they...

Main-that's so nice of you Thanks you.. But as you know...

Lekin ispar usne meri baat bich mein he Kaat di...

Aru-I know tumlog crowded places mein Jaana passand nahi kartey but believe me bahot Kam friends ko he invite kiya hai maine... Or sathmein meri mom ne mujhe saaf saaf kaha hai ki AP kaa aana jaruri Hai aane k baad Mille nahi ho tum unse... Unko acha lagega...

Lawda unko acha lagega lekin humaara kya bc...

Main-ok sure hum pohanch jaaenge..

Aru-thank-you so much... 9. 00pm...

Tabhi Ashish bhi wahaan aagaya...

Ashish-kaise hobe...

Main-mast..

Ravi-jhakkas...

Ashish-bc meri seat thi woh main baitha tha idhar...

Main-toh baith jaa bc itani bheed mein puri ek seat kon dega tujhe..

Ashish - Woh sab chhod great job by the way... Chaa gaya aajtoh pura..

Main-bol kya raha haibe...

Ashish-Ye...

Ispar usne hath mein pakada newspaper meri taraf fainka jo local city kaa newspaper tha or pehle he page par bade-2 words mein headline thi "Golden Boy Solves impossible Case in 7 minutes"..usme niche likha tha ki kaise maine woh case solve kiya usme khaali last kaa part tha jab maine uski biwi ko chutiya banaake woh fake phone waala kand kiya tha and then juth pakada tha.. Uske alaawa meri taareefon k pull baandh rakhe they.. Bhenchod maadarchod gandu...

Main-Are you kidding me Right now bc...

Rohit-That's messed up bro..

Ye sun main khadda hoke side ko aaya and Maine anjali ko call kiya...

Anjali-Ji sir...

Main-Aaj k baad tumhaare station mein khullam khulla koi case nahi solve karne waala main...

Anjali-kya hua...?

Main - local newspaper dekh...

Anjali-rukk 1 minute...

Anjali shayad leke aai newspaper and then bolli...

Anjali-Fuck this dude i am tired of this shit.. Tujhe kon Bola tha hall mein khadda hoke pura case solve karne ko police station mein off course media k contacts hotey he hain simple si baat hai...

Main-Mujhe nahi maalum tha naa yaar... Uss time toh Sherlock Holmes banana Tha mereko... Dhyaan naa raha kahaan khadda hun...

Anjali - ab hogaya so hogaya abki baar strictly warn kar deti hun sabko...

Main-Haan.. Please... Baadmein baat karta.. Bye..

Call disconnected.. Fir Maine Rishi ko call kiya..

Main-Sun Apne kissi Lawyer ko call karke bol ki aaj jiss jiss newspaper mein meri case solve karne ki news chappi haina un sabko call karke legally ye bole ki agar doobara meri aisi koi news bina permission and mere confirmation k chaapi toh aisa Maanhaani kaa case karenge ki news agency bech kar bhi paisa nahi chuka paaenge or baadmein nahi bolna inform nahi kiya.....

Rishi-lol abhi karta bc...

Main-thanks...

Call disconnected...

Iske baad main waapis seat par aaya...

Aru-Great Job AP...

Ananya-that's so cool..

Main-Ye mera nahi hai that's fake...

Aru-lagta toh tumhaara he hai...

Main--I have no idea what the hell is this.. Class chalo ab Nicki mam ek ko bhi entry naa degi warna...

Humlog bina topic ko lamba kiye wahaan se uth liye or seedha classes mein aae bina Sam aaj maja naa aaya toh 2 class lagaake he waapis ghar aagaye.. Or movie wagairaah dekhne mein pura din nikaal diya... Raat hui Meenu ko bolke humne gift wagairaah mangwaaliye they Arushi k liye ab plan ye tha ki humlog usko call karke kuch emergency kaa bolenge and thoda late jaaenge taaki sab bakchodi over hochuki hogi and humlog usko gift pakadaake Uski mom ko namaste bolke waapis.. Hell yeah.. Ready hogaye humlog 9 baje he mast bc ekdum swag mein and then Ravi ne Arushi ko call karke koi mast sa bahaana maara and Kaam kargaya ab Mast 11 baje jaaenge... Humlog plan kar he rahe they ki babhi apne room se bahaar aai woh bhi pura ready hoke Mast black Churridaar suit mein bahot cute lagrahi thi babhi...

Main-Yo babhi looking damn cute...

Ravi-Sweet..

Babhi-Awwww! Thank you.. Tumlog bhi dashing lag rahe ho..

Main-I know...

Babhi-Toh ready ho tumlog... Chalein..?

Main-kahaan..?

Babhi-Arushi ki birthday Party mein offcource...

Main-what the hell aapko kon bataaya...?

Babhi-what do you mean kon bataaya meri favorite student thi woh still contact mein Hai ussi ne specially yahaan aake invite kiya aaj din mein...

Main-what the fuck...

Babhi-chalo ab late horaha hai Nicki or Riti wait kar rahi hain mera...

Ravi-abhi 9.15 hue hain babhi..

Babhi-Party kaa time 9 kaa tha pohanchenge tabtak 9.30 hojaaenge... Come on lets go.. Tumlog mere sath chal rahe ho...

Babhi ne apni gaadi nikaali Humne gifts gaadi mein rakhe or babhi he drive karne waali thi yaani nind le shaktey they aaram se... Babhi medium he drive karti hain speed wagairaah unke kaam ki cheej naa Hai... Unki Audi speed mein nano baraabar he hai... Humlog ne Raastey mein Rohit ko pick kiya or uske baad Arushi k bungalow pohanchey kaafi bada bungalow tha hoga he 200 crore k aas Paas Inko bhi degaya tha surendra babhi ne gaadi park ki... Party bahaar lawn mein he thi or jaisa arushi ne kahaa tha keval kuch students or thoda bahot staff he Tha wahaan par.. Chalo bheed jyaada nahi thi... Humlog babhi k sath sath aae... Saamne Ashish, Ajit, Ashish ki Cousin Sneha, Principal ki laundi Mouni, Divya, sana, Lucky or Apni new item Ananya khadi thi or unke just saamne Chair Par Ritika Madam baithi thi... Riti madam ki pith humaari taraf thi toh unhone dhyaan nahi diya...

Riti-It's not about kitane ghantey padhtey ho tum it depends on kaise padhtey ho tum... 1 ghanta padho beshak but uss 1 ghantey mein tumhaara mind keval study par he hona caahiye...

Babhi-Arey rey rey itani kaam ki baat tujhe kissne sikhaai...

Ispar Riti madam piche palti toh babhi ko dekh chownk gayi.. Or khaddi hoke babhi se Galle milli...

Riti-Di...

Babhi-Riti...hello baby girl...

Riti-Toh guys ye line jo maine abhi boli uska credit yahaan khaddi Deepu didi ko he jaata hai...

Ab suru hui Ashish Ajit baaki school waalon ki 'good evening madam - Good Evening madam'
Tabhi Nicki mam wahaan aai ab babhi unse milli... Nicki or babhi dono childhood best friends hain like bfffs Bachpan se he... Thodi derr hi hello chalti rahi unki or humlog chup chaap khadey rahe..

Deepu-So how's college everyone...?

Nicki-Pretty good pretty good... Problem hogayi thi kuch time pehle but again AP ne Sab theek kardiya...

Deepu - Ek second kya hogaya tha...? Or tune kya kiya...?

Lag gaye lawde...

Main-m. M. Main kuch nahi kiya i dont know...

Riti-Actually hua ye tha ki...

Or fir Riti madam ne puri Kahaani bataai ki kyun Jairam college mein aaya kya kiya then maine kya kiya even ye bhi bataaya ki ek lawde kaa munh fodd diya maine... Ab babhi lagi mujhe ghurrney lawde toh lagne he they ab babhi ne saaf mana kiya tha college mein kuch ulta seedha nahi karna karke...

Main-Ek second let me explain..

Deepika-You better explain...

Main - Suno toh sahi yaar... Main khaali dekh raha tha baithke...

Deepika-Achyaa... Ye maananey waali baat toh nahi hai...

Main-Main bata he nahi raha aage... Leave it...

Nicki-Ok lagta hai galat time par galat boldiya gaya kuch.. Ok sun deepu actually ye sab involve bhi nahi they khaali baith ke dekh rahe they maine khud isko bola ki ye matter resolve karo karke warna ye toh durr he tha...

Main-Yeah exactly...

Deepika-Hmmm.. Ok..

Main-or uppar se ye Rohit...

Rohit-m. Maine kya kiya... Babhi kasam se mujhe toh kuch maalum bhi nahi tha.. Main class mein tha..

Ravi-Main library mein tha...

Babhi-Library kaa room no. Konsa hai maalum Hai tereko...?

Ravi-w. W. W. Woh 27...

Divya-nahi Deepu mam 103 hai...

Babhi - Ye lo... Leave it baadmein dekhenge jo hochuka woh hochuka... Lets enjoy the party right now...

Continued...
 

Update-91(The Flirty King Returns)



Riti-Aao di Arushi se milwaadeti hun aapko andar hai woh..

Babhi-ok lets go.. Gift bhi dedungi..

Humne humaare gifts bhi babhi ko pakadaae or woh andar chali gayi Riti mam k sath...

Main-yeah thanks Nicki mam for your support... Ghar se bahaar nikalwaaoge kissi naa kissi din...

Nicki-my bad galati se nikal gaya..

Main-humein Jaan bujh k nikaala jaaega...

Divya-Tumlog ko kya hua...?

Main-kya hua...?

Divya - aise kya juth bolrahe ho...?

Nicki-Kyunki Deepu yahaan hai or deepu k saamne ye log naa kuch galat bataatey hain naa suntey hain or naa he kehtey hain... Kyunki agar kuch galat hua toh ye sab gayab hain fir...

Divya - OH my god tumlog Deepu mam se darrtey ho...

Ravi-Darrna nahi Respect boltey hain isko dumbo...

Rohit-Nahi darrna bhi bol shaktey...

Main-Yep...

Sana-Kaash Deepu madam College bhi aajaein toh wahaan bhi aise he raho tumlog... Shanti hojaaegi..

Main-Yeah No shit sherlock... Yaad karo problems create kon kar raha hai.. Tumlog.. Or unhe solve kon kar raha hai... Ummmm!!!Oh yaad aaya main... Or tum sab ko rusticate hone se kon bacahaaya hmmmmm.. Yaad Nahi aaraha simple saa name hai... Oh Haan.. Main bachaaya... so the joke is on you madam...

Nicki-Yep I must say AP kaa point valid hai yahaan...ye 4on bahot jyaada sincere hogaye hain 0 reports in past 6 months... Belive me Agar ye log puraane waale hotey naa toh tumlog ko college chhodana padta...

Rohit-then main dikhata kaise hoti hai president girri... Badi aai madam shanti waali...

Sana-Joke tha yaar..

Rohit-same here...

Main-same...

Tabhi Arushi Uski Maa, Babhi or Riti madam wahaan aai.. Arushi ki Maa bc pehle se strong hogayi thi kapde wagairaah ekdum sahi pehney they... surendra k time ekdum sukh k kaantey jaisi hogayi thi kitane atyaachaar kiye honge bhenchod ne bechaari par... Narak jindagi thi inki... But at the end we saved her... Ab dikkat ye hogayi main unka naam bhull gaya Toh ab Khaali Aunty he chalega...

Maine aatey he unke pair chue mujhe dekh kaafi khuss hui woh mujhe Galle se lagaaya... Bc narak se swarg banaai thi maine inki jindagi ehsaan toh hoga he... Abtak toh marr chuki hoti woh... Agar humlog naa hotey toh...

Aunty-Toh aakhirkaar time mill he gaya Tumhe...

Main-Kya Karun aunty sans lene ko time nahi milta Arushi se haal chaal jaanleta tha aapka..milne aane ko time he naa Milla...

Lawda jaanleta tha iska haal chaal bc Arushi se kabhi baat he naa hui ki uski Maa jinda Hai kya nahi...

Aunty-kaise millega time pura din toh laga rehta hai kabhi police, kabhi college kabhi Raajneeti...

Main-aaila aapko kon bataaya...

Aunty - TV waale newspaper waale.. Wohlog tere fan hogaye hain lagta hai...

Main-unki naa suna karo Auntyji aap wohlog kuch bhi boltey rehtey...

Aunty-Toh kya chal raha hai aajkal...

Main-Kuch khass nahi boring cheejon mein time waste horaha hai mushibatt se durr rehney ki koshish jaari hai...

Aunty-Lekin Mushibatt tujhe dhund he leti hai...

Babhi-Hahaha.. So true...

Main-Yep Keh shaktey hain... Abhi sab shant hai ek baar chaalu hua toh fir rukkega nahi and yahi meri life hai...

Aunty-lekin fir bhi tu mushibatt ko khatam kar he dega...

Main-hell Yeah... I mean I am AP... That's what I do...

Ye sun Rohit Ravi Nicki mam Or babhi hanspaddey baaki ko kuch samjh nahi aaya aaega bhi kaise apne ko jaantey kahaan Hai wohlog...

Thodi or boring chit chat k baad cake kaataa gaya thodi or bakchodi hui khaana wagairaah khaaya or lawde log hath mein cold drinks kaa glass leke aise khaddey hogaye maano Russian Vodka ho usme bc waste of time.. Ab babhi ko Arushi ki Maa se baat karni thi toh abhi or time lagna tha bhenchod main koi party mein naa Jaane waala aage se gand marwaae invitation... Or aise he shor Sharaabey se bachtey hue maine kone mein ek table dhund jispar 2 chairs thi main chair par Mast baitha or pair uppar table par rakhe and apne phone mein lag gaya... Thodi he derr baad mere piche koi aaya maine pair niche rakhe or piche ghumma toh piche Ananya khaddi thi Ananya kya bhenchod aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi kya lag rahi thi bhai sahaab woh Brown colour k long Gown mein ekdum Pari lag rahi thi woh... Pehle bheed mein maine dhyaan nahi diya lekin ab jab dhyaan diya toh pure sareer mein sursuri doud gayi...or Pehli baari mujhe waapis aane k baad feel hua ki flirty AP jaag raha hai ...
Lawde Haryana k Raajypaal ki beti hai woh...
Maa chudaae Raajypaal bhenchod dekh toh sahi ek baar isko... Main usse aise he ghurrrta raha like for few seconds...

Ananya-Ahem - Ahem ahem...

Main-Oh Sorry...! Hi...

Ananya-Kahaan Khogaye they AP Sir...

Main - Kuch dekh raha tha you know meri aankhon ko kuch sundar saa dikh jaata haina toh unpar mera control naa rehta... Doctor ko dikhaaya hai usne bola iska koi ilaaj hai nahi...

Ispar woh khil khilaa k hans paddi or bc hanste hue toh nuclear bomb lag rahi thi woh... Ye aaya The Flirty King Bahaar...

Main - Please have a seat...

Maine khadda hoke usko baithaaya like a true gentleman...

Main-So ok all things apart galat mat samjhana i am not a pervert or something like that but you are looking stunning right now...

Ananya-Aww! Thank you... You too are looking Dashing AP..

Main-Thank you.. Thank you..

Ananya - So Yahaan kya kar rahe ho tum...?

Main-Well lets just say i hate being in crowded places...

Ananya-Iska matlab you hate people... Kahin Misanthropic toh nahi tum...

Main--Are naa naa not like that... I don't personally hate people... Ye toh Jab woh log ek sath hotey haina or fir baatein kartey hain jinka koi logic nahi hota koi sense nahi hoti koi matlab nahi hota I found that stupid... Mujhe usase irritation hoti... Woh sab main seh nahi shakta isliye durr he rehta hun...

Anan-Fir bhi yahaan aae tum... Koi khass wajah..?

Main-naa Aunty ji kaafi time se milana caah rahi thi aaj mouka laga toh aagaya..

Ana-So why She likes you so much...?

Main-ummm! Ye lagaalo Maine unki Jaan bachaai hai past mein...

Ana-Great.. But Arushi k dad toh tumhaare enemy they naa..

Main-Haan Infact ussi se toh Jaan bachaai hai maine inki...

Ana-maine suna bahot gandey Inshaan they woh...

Main-Yep he was... And at the end of the day apana fall leke gaya woh...

Ana-Tumlog ne... Woh I mean...?

Main-Yeah Police killed him burnt his empire to the ground or yahi deserve karta tha woh...

Ana-Yep... So mere dad sahi bolrahe they Tumlog Undisputed Rulers ho North India k..

Main-Indeed we are...

Ana-that's so sweet of you ki tumlog jarurat mand logon ki help kartey ho... That's great...

Main-simple si baat hai Past mein mere dadaji ne or ab babhi ne humein humessa yahi sikhaya hai ki agar tum kissi ki bhi madad kar shaktey ho toh jarur karo doesn't matter kitana tuff ho woh... I mean humaare pass itana paisa hai power hai behissab so bahot aaashaan hai logon ki Help karna...

Ana-I really like that... Still media mein kuch log tumlog par Power or Money k misuse kaa iljaam lagaatey hain...

Main-oh believe me Humse jyaada misuse toh koi karta he nahi hai power and paise kaa... We do whatever we want whenever we want.. We make laws we make rules we break them and then we make them again... I mean itani power kaa benefit kya hai jab apne liye use naa kar shako...i mean ye sab apni jagah sahi hai ki humlog sabki help kartey hain caahe jaise bhi ho unke liye apni Jaan jokhim mein daaltey hain lekin humlog koi saadhu mahaatma nahi hain... We enjoy our life... Jaise ye lagaalo humaare pass over 200 crore ki toh keval vehicles he hain... Ye hua naa misuse..

Ye sunke uska fuse udgaya..

Ana-200 crores...

Main-Yep..personal cars uske alaawa Humaare workers k vehicles job vehicles or main security staff k vehicles...

Ana-200 crore is like half of humaari family ki net worth...

Main-so point ye hai ki humlog paisa Paani se bhi tejj bahaatey hain or fir bhi logon ki madad k liye bahot jyaada bach jaata hai and uske baad bhi bahot bahot jyaada bank mein chala jaata hai toh ye sab parallel mein Hai...

Ana-Oh my god you guys are something else... I mean that's awesome.. But tum sab logon ki madad kartey ho that's the main part.. It doesn't matter tum apne baaki money se kya kartey ho...like I don't believe in money I hate it but abhi meri family k pass hai money toh main usase logon ki Madad kar deti hun toh paise k baare mein yahi achi baat lagti hai mujhe...

Main-Yep that's great...

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Update-92(AP's Background And Red John's first Physical Appearance)



Main-So tell me something about you what's your story..?

Ana-Not much not much .. 2 behenein hain hum mom ki death mere Bachpan mein he hogayi thi...

Main-Oh sorry about that...

Ana-it's ok... Uske baad dad he humaara sab kuch they or unhone bahot ache se paala possa humein, didi ne college k baad family business sambhaala abhi dad yahaan k governor bane toh unka time Delhi mein he jaata hai maximum Didi business dekhti hain or main yahaan hun he that's it...

Main-ok let me be honest here.. Kaafi boring life jee rahi ho tum...

Ana-heehee... I agree... Sab Tumhaari tarah billionaire nahi hotey...

Main-it's not about money it's about how you choose to live your life...

Ana-oh my god quotes se bharrrey hue ho tum...

Main--exactly...

Ana-So tell me what's your story...

Main-rehney do bahot jyaada lambi story hai...

Ana-No problem mujhe kahin nahi Jaana agar tumhe late horaha hai toh rehney do...

Main-naa naa abhi babhi ko time lagega... Waise bhi readers kabse pareshaan hain Meri background story k liye aaj sabko pata chal he Jaane do..

Ana-reader what...?

Main-joke Tha joke..

Main-Bore nahi karunga I promise... So paida hua North India ki one of the richest families mein mere great grand father haryana mein Kaafi popular they haryana k Pure Jat they woh jameen thi bahot jyaada rutbaa tha paisa tha ijjat thi Even British people bhi unki bahot jyaada respect kartey they yaa Keh shaktey hain unse darrtey they British kehtey they"Jat hai Isase durr raho kya pata kya kardega"...

Ana-hehe jats are so cool...

Main-yes we are... So uske baad great grand father ne business ko badhaaya humaare khet se fasal out of country bhi jaati thi uss time. Uske baad dadaji bade hue toh kheti baari kam hone lagi angrejj bhi nikalne lage tab unhone kaafi type k business suru kiye Import exports, Building, land financing kaa, real estate jameen bahot jyaada thi or uss time log bahaar se haryana settle hone aarahe they toh dadaji ne Sab set kardiya... Uske baad 1980's mein dadaji ne full time politics join karli or dad and mere chachaji ne business sambhaala and Investment company kholdi jo meri dadiji k naam par hai "Laxmi Group Of General Finance And Investment " jo ki India ki sabse badi investment company hai... Dadaji National level k neta bangaye uske baad humlog aae humaari puri family ki death mere Bachpan mein he ek accident mein hogayi thi keval dadaji bache..

Ana-it's sad I know Bachpan mein he apne loved ones ko khone kaa dukh..

Main-Haan but kuch time baad aadat hojati hai waise Rehne ki...mere dad or chachaji ki death k baad dadaji k pas 2 options they ya toh family business sambhaalein jo bahot bada hogaya tha yaa fir politics jo jaruri thi kyunki dadaji ko desh ko sudhaarna tha ye problem bhai ne solve ki unki i mean Deva bhai is great he is godlike i dont know unka dimag and sareer itana sab kaise process kar leta hai unhone 20 ki age mein Party or Business dono ko sambhaal liya unhone Mangal Rishi or Abeer ko train kiya alag alag feild mein ye mere bhai hain by the way... or result tumhaare saamne hai... Now we are the one of richest and most powerful family in India .. or humlog ek chote se farmer se leke world ki sabse badi companies ko finance kartey hain uske alaawa hotels restaurants etcetera etcetera bhagwaan Jaane Kya kya hai..

Ana-dude That sounded like an movie oh my god matlab Tumhaari family mein mehnat sabne ki hai or logon ki madad bhi...

Main-Keh shaktey Hain...

Ana - Ohk that's great....

Main-hell yeah.

Ana-Ok mujhe thoda time do ye sab process karne ko...

Main-hehe..

Ana-That's cool nice to know about you AP...

Main-Same here...

Ana-So we friends now...?

Main-hell yeah... Can I hug you..?

Ye bolke maine bina uska jawaab sune baithey - 2 he usko halke se Galle lagaaya..

Main-Humaare idhar friendship aise suru hoti hai..

Ana-Sweet...

Main-woh toh ji aap ho...

Ana-stop yaar you are making me blush...

Main-That's the plan here...

Ana-You are too funny AP..

Main-yeah reader log yahi boltey...

Ana-kon..?

Main-are chalo chalo ab Arushi munh fulaake baith jaaegi warna...

Ana-haha Haan yaar let's go...

We are in bhidulog finally AP is back hell yeah...

Humlog waapis udhar gaye sablog ek sath they i mean bus nikal rahe they ek ek karke... Babhi ne bhi permission Lee Or Main Babhi Ravi Rohit Nicki mam or Riti mam ek sath parking mein aae... Ab yahaan bhi Teeno ladies ko baatein he karni thi... Bc 2 baje they raat k.. Or humlog parking mein khadey they bina kissi reason k...

Main-babhi chalein... Kal aapko ghar lejaaunga Nicki mam k wahaan baatein karlena...

Deepu-bus 2 minutes...

Ravi-aaplog har 1 yaa 2 din mein toh miltey he ho toh ab kya baaki rehgaya...

Deepu-Raipta khaaega kya..

Main - nind aarahi hai mereko..

Nicki-A shut up yaar AP thodi derr baith naa...

Tabhi Ananya or Mouni Bhi wahaan aai...

Nicki-Mouni all good tum dono kaise jaarahi ho...

Ana-Driver hai mam sath mein woh lejaaega...

Nicki-Cool cool...

Uske baad Ashish Ajit Sneha wagairaah bhi aagaye... Or wohlog bhi conversation mein Judd gaye... Kya lawda panthi haibe itana baat kaise karletey hain sab...

Main-Laao chaabi toh dedo tabtak Car he nikaal lun..

Babhi ne mujhe chaabi di maine car nikaal li parking mein se... Or finally babhi aai or main turant nikalaa...

Main-Babhi i am not going to a party like this again... This is fucking bull shit...

Babhi-kya hua...?

Main-5 ghantey ki birthday party kon karta hai yaar daru wagairaah kaa system bhi nahi tha jo nashedi log late karwaadein I mean how ek cake Kaatna tha Khaana Khaana tha and bang 1 hour mein bahaar...

Main-Rohit subah chala jaaiyo tu bc ab himmat naa Hai left lene ki seedha haweli chaltey hain...

Rohit-Abe kidhar bhi chal chal toh sahi... Nind aarahi hai yaar bhayanak..

Humlog Haweli aae Apne apne rooms mein gaye Rohit kaafi baar raat ko rukk jaata hai yahaan Bachpan se he even ek room bhi hai uska yahaan kuch kapdey wagairaah paddey rehtey hain uske idhar... Toh woh yahin so gaya or main bhi bc aatey he mast room mein jaake so gaya... Gand fatt gayi bc... Lekin nind jo aai hai gajab... Saari thakaan durr hoagyi... Gajab...

Lekin iss nind ki gand ek phone call ne maardi bc subah subah phone bajne laga behn kaa lawda kon itana nalla hai jo subah subah call kar raha... Maine dekha toh private number likhaa aaraha tha bc ye kon aagaya VIP... Maine uthaaya... Or saamne se bhenchod ek bhaari bharam aadmi ki awaaj aai "AP" or woh awaaj main kabhi nahi bhul shakta baraf ki tarah thandi thi woh awaaj maano vibration tha usme...puri heavy awaaj lekin daraawni..

Main-Yeah its me.. Tum Kon...?

Aadmi-Jisko tum dhund rahe ho aajkal..

Bhenchod uski awaaj mein kuch toh thaa seedha dimag mein jaake lag rahi thi...

Main - Main toh bahot logon ko dhund raha hun tu konsa hai bhai...

Aadmi-John Red John...

Holy fuck... Iski Maa kaa bhosdaa bhenchod Holy fuck ye toh bade sahaab he aagaye... Iski Maa ki chut it's fucking Red John... Maadarchoddddd. D. D........

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Update-93(Game Is On Red! YOU vs Me)


Main - Holy Shit toh finally the man the myth the legend himself Red John se baat ho he gayi...

Red-Nice To meet you too AP... I have heard a lot about you or Sach kahun toh sab achaa he suna hai.. Kehna padega I am impressed...

Main-Thank you Thank you... So boliye sir kaise yaad kiya...?

Red-Main caahta hun tum Ye sab bandh kardo AP...

Main-kya bandh kardun..?

Red-mujhe dhundana bandh kardo AP nahi dhund paaoge tum..

Main-kyun darrgaye kya sir...

Ispar woh hansa or jo hansi thi main usase he andaaja laga shakta tha ki ye Asli Red John he hai usme darr nahi tha iss hansi kaa matlab tha usse lawda farak nahi padta tha AP naam se, woh hansi bahot se logon k dwaara suni gayi aakhiri cheej thi he is the biggest baddest serial killer in history of this world..

Red-Do you know Who I am AP...? I am freaking Red John... Tum mujhe nahi roukk shaktey... Koi nahi roukk shakta... Main mera Mission pura karunga or tum kuch nahi kar paaoge...

Main-Toh mujhe rukkaney ko kyun bolrahe ho...?

Red-kyunki tum distract kar rahe ho mujhe mere pass time nahi hai tumhaare liye AP I have a mission to complete lekin chinta Matt karo uske baad main tumse bhi millunga or tumhe woh mout dunga jo tum soch bhi nahi shaktey.. Main koi local gunda yaa so called gangster nahi hun AP jisse tum maardoge yaa pakad loge wagairaah - 2 Main Red John hun AP maine itane Logon ko maara hai jitane tumne apni life mein dekhe nahi honge... Beshak tumhaare pass Dimag hoga Behisaab power and paisa hoga lekin ye teeno he cheejain Mout ko nahi haraa shakti AP or main mout hun... Isliye ye dhyaan mein rakho jab mera kaam pura hojaaega main millunga tumse or Tumhaari choti si team se and belive me Ek ek ko maarunga jarur maarunga kyunki yahi toh mera kaam Hai that's what I do I kill people.. Isliye main toh kehta hun koi chuppaney ki jagah dhund lo dhund toh main wahaan bhi lunga tumhe lekin thoda time or milljaaega jeene kaa tumhe.. I know you love to play games lekin jab mera game suru hoga naa AP tum pachtaaoge ki tumne ye sab suru he kyun kiya... Kuch weeks hain tumhaare pass and after that It's Me versus You AP... Good Bye...

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Maadarchod last mein itana sab bola usne lekin meri awaaj naa nikali munh se bhenchod Rongatey khadey hogaye mere... Holy fuck... Ye toh baaton baaton mein he maardega... Maadarchod mujhe laga ye kalla mujhe he aati hai lekin ye toh merese uppar nikala...bhenchod GAND faad gaya... But the thing is woh apana kaam Kar Gaya jo tha mujhe inform karna... Yaani ki woh khud caahta hai ki main usse rokaney kaa try karun kyunki akele usse khelne mein maja nahi aata isliye he usne ye sab bataaya mujhe mere sath khelna caahta hai woh or uska mission uska mission kaa matlab hai hajaaron logon ki mout kuch weeks diye hain usne iska matlab woh plan kar raha hai or mujhe usko rouknaa hai... Or Agar main fail hua toh log marenge bahot jyaada log.... Lekin ab roukana toh padega he aise thodi naa jaane denge... I am AP afterall biatch... Ab bc koi befaltu kaa trip nahi koi case nahi lena caahe kitana he important ho kissi k liye kuch nahi karna bus mujhe normal life style caahiye college ghar ghar college befaltu kaa koi panga yaa matter mein mujhe fansna he nahi Hai Red John Bahot tejj hai bc bahot jyaada tejj agar main full tareeke se uske uppar focused nahi hua toh woh gand maarjaaega or pata bhi naa chalega... Isliye no faaltu ki bakchodi caahe koi bhi ho kissi k liye kuch bhi nahi karna... Or abhi bc kissi ko bataatey nahi hain ye baat befaltu panic honge sab warna... Pehle kuch lead dhundani padegi then sabko bataunga...main kareeb 40 minute ye sab process karta raha wahaan baithey baithey...

back to normal main uthke fresh hua college k liye ready hua Sam lawda aaj bhi nahi aaya tha bc maine subah subah he usko call kiya...

Sam-Sone dey naa bhosdk...

Main-lawde kya gand marwaane lag gaya kya be... Aana nahi hai..

Sam-lawda aana nahi hai bc idhar kya gand marwaaunga aana toh hai he...

Main-toh bc...

Sam-Abe documents mein kuch error hogayi thi toh doobara banwaaney hain kal yaa Parson aajaunga...

Main-ok bc sojaa fir toh...

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Main Mast ready hoke niche aaya or niche Aaj Ravi bhai sahaab kaa mood kharaab tha kyunki Kal party kaa Khaana unko digest nahi hua tha or jab bhi usse kuch problem hoti hai woh irritate hota hai meri tarah.. Naastey mein usne khaali juice piya... And humlog nikale Jaguar leke college k liye...

Ravi-Ye bhosdkaa Sam aaega yaa gandu wahi rehgaya...

Main - Aaj subah baat hui kuch error k kaaran documents doobara banwaaney padenge Kal yaa Parson aaega...

Ravi-Bc... College mein kya karega toh fir..

Main-kahaan chalein...

Ravi - lawde kaa chalein woh time gaya beta jab humlog bore hotey he koi bhi ladki k room yaa flat par pohanchjaatey they...

Main - wahi toh bc...

Ravi-lawde teri toh 100 's setting thi ek aadh nahi hai kya contact mein...

Main--lawda bc...

Ravi-Haan main bhi kya chutiya baat Kar raha hun tu jab unke sath relationship mein tha tab he unke naam or no. Nahi they tere pass ab kya honge...

Main - lol wahi toh.. Waise mera case chaalu hogaya hai..

Ravi-sachi bc kiske sath...

Main-Ananya...

Ravi-bhosdk gand marwaaega kya Governor ki beti hai woh...

Main-lawda gand marwaae governor bc koi governor ki beti koi principal ki aise maadarchod single marjaaun main firse...

Ravi-Lekin hai maal bhai woh...

Main-wahi toh kal puri chit chat hui hai... Tu bata...

Ravi-Lawda college mein Sab chipku ladkiyaan hain yaar ek do se hochuki meri relationship lekin chhodana pada lawda Galle paddney lagjaati hain yaar woh puraane time waali ladkiyaan pata nahi kahaan gayi...

Main - Beta hum he naa rahe puraane toh...

Ravi-Lol sahi hai...

Ravi ne gaadi college k main gate par rouki kyunki saamne koi audi waala khadda tha Raasta block karke..

Main niche uttara usko hataane kaa bolne k liye toh dekha ki driver side waali khidki par ananya khaddi thi or driver k sath baat Kar rahi or driver bc Uski behen Tara he thi..

Main-Look who it is Hello there Madam..

Tara-Hey AP how are you..?

Usne mujhse hath milaya...

Main - I am good... Great.... fantastic... What about you...?

Tara-I am good I am good not as good as you but I am good...

Main-Sorry for that day Haan ekdum se Jaana padda...

Tara--Arey no worries I can understand busy people...

Main - ye tumne point maara kya...?

Ananya- yep ye point tha...

Main-sorry bola naa yaar criminal ko pakadna tha nikal jaata toh dikkat hojaati... Uppar se tum bhaav de nahi rahi thi toh maine socha nikal letey hain..

Ye sunke woh hanspaddi...

Tara-Bhaav tab naa deti jab Tum try kartey kuch... Or waise bhi you are not my type AP that's sad...

Main-You are the first girl to say this... What do you mean I am not your type Tumhaari type ko 4 pair 4 hath hotey hain kya...

Ye sun Undono ko hansi aagayi...

Tara-hehe... Age gap bhi toh dekho yaar...

Main-Aunty ji bulaaun fir tumhe...?

Tara - itana gap bhi nahi hai yaar..

Main - Exactly...

Tara-You are too good at it haina...

Main-At what...?

Tara-Talking with girls...

Main - Haan... Agar meri wajah se kissi kaa din hanste hanste nikale toh mere liye bonus point hai woh...

Tara-or kissi kaa toh maalum nahi mera din aaj hanste hanste jaaega.. Hehehe

Main-yahi toh point tha...

Ab koi lawda piche se horn bajaane laga bc conversation ki gand maar dega kya... Ravi ne dekh liya tha main kya kar raha hun toh maine uski taraf ishaara kiya or woh gaadi se utara or seedha jaake piche bike waale k helmet par he thappad jadd diya... Tab jaake horn bandh hua maadarchod...

Ravi-Maadarchod ponn-ponn gaadi k uppar se leke jaaega kya bhen k lawde.. Ye horn gand mein daal dunga utaar k.. ... Salla ShaktiMaan banana hai bhosdk ko... Bhakk maadarchod...

Ab ye baat mujhe toh clearly suni or i guess Baaki sabne bhi suni yahi hota hai jab ye lawda frustration mein hota hai fir ye naa dekhta aage kon hai piche kon hai.. Or Agar aaj main iske sath nahi raha toh kissi na kissi ki Maa chhod dega ye...

Tara-ok you guys take care Haan Mujhe office k liye late horaha hai...

Main-bye bye..

Tara-Meri behen kaa Dhyaan rakhna AP college mein...

Main--Are aap kaho toh in mohtarmaa k sath he rahun pura din...

Tara - Stop it AP mera pait Dard kar raha hai hans hans k...by the way ye bataao iss point se tum mere sath flirt kar rahe they yaa Ananya k sath...

Main-its matter of perspectives main toh Try dono ko he kar raha tha...

Tara-oh my god AP you are too much... Ok bye take care...

Main-bye...

Ana-Bye di...

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Update-94(Good News..??)



Tara wahaan se Nikal gayi or Main or Ananya andar aae...

Ana-Hehee... AP you are so cool..

Main - Listen i like to live my life at fullest main sabke sath aise he behave karta kissi ko passand aajaata kissi ko nahi aata...

Ana-yep.. 4 din ki jindagi hai sabko aaram se jeena caahiye..

Main-Tumhaari hogi 4 din ki Humko toh puri karni hai..

Ana-hehe...

Main-actually thodi derr mein milta tumhe main.. aaj Ravi Ki thodi satak gayi hai or Agar usne kuch kardiya naa toh fir mahabharat hojaaegi...

Ana-it's ok.. Take care dhyaan rakho last time usne Volleyball coach ko thappad maardiya tha jaisa maine suna hai...

Main - Yep.. Yaa toh woh frustrate hota he nahi agar hogaya toh fir dikkat hojati.. Bye... See you around..

Ana-See yaa...

Main bhaagke Waapis Gate par aaya toh Ravi abhi takk bike waale k sath he laga hua tha..

Main-kya hua re chal naa...

Ravi-iss bhen k lawde ki shakal toh dekh saala Kal maine thukk diya tha sadak par woh isase achaa lag raha tha.. Maadarchod mujhe traffic rules samjhaa raha hai...

Main-hai kon ye lawda...

Ravi-Rohit ki class kaa hai... Abhi gand tod dunga maadarchod ki fir baadmein kahega...

Main-naa be aaja tu..

Ladka-bhaiya maine toh kuch bola bhi nahi...

Ravi-bolta toh teri Maa naa chhod deta main bhen k lawde jubaan ladaaega tu...

Maine pakad kar Ravi ko gaadi mein daala...or andar leke aaya parking mein Rohit milgaya usko matter samjhaaya toh usne usse control karne ki bajaaye bakchodi karne ki sujhi kyunki college mein kaafi time se kuch kand nahi hua tha or Ravi se bada kand koi kar nahi shakta tha... Maine laakh mana kiya toh woh bola chota saa kand he karwaaunga.. Ye sab planning humne ravi ki pith piche ki or seedha canteen mein aae toh wahaan full maahool tha lekin aaj light thi.. Puri Lucky ashish Abhi gang Yaani president waale sab ladke ladkiyaan baithey they...

Abhi-Kaise Rohit bhai...

Rohit-badhiya beta president...

Abhi-aao baitho...

Rohit-Arey naa Karo enjoy tumlog...

Lucky-Rohit bhai yahaan kahaan yelog toh andar Jaake baithenge..

Ravi-toh usme tujhe kya khujali hai bhosdk....?? Muneem hai kya yahaan kaa tu lawde..??

Uss table par jitane ladke ladkiyaan baithey they sabke samose, tea, coffee etcetera Galle mein he rukk gaye... Rohit or meri gand fatt gayi hansi rokkaney mein... Ravi merese pehle se he college mein hai toh sabko malum hai kabhi kabhaar aatma aajati hai usme.. Isliye sabne gardan jukhaai or aise baith gaye jaise kuch hua he nahi...

Rohit-idhar baithein kya Abhi. ...?

Abhi-Na naa naa bhai agar andar baithana hai toh wahan baitho...

Tabhi woh launda jisko humne bike par bahaar rouka tha woh wahaan aaya sath mein Amit sir ko leke Amit wahi apna puraana khass Electronics padhaata hai ye..... Sir ko dekh k sab ne usse wish kiya...

Ladka-Ye tha sir..bina baat maar raha tha mujhe...

Rohit-oopsss...

Ravi-Amit sir aapki kasam ek thappad maara tha woh bhi helmet k uppar...

Amit - kya karta hai yaar ek aadh bacha hai meri basketball team mein unhe tu darra dey..

Ravi-ye 4 feet kaa lawda basketball khelta hai... Bhen k lawde abhi bhi chala jaa warna yahin maarunga... Fir naa
Boliyo bataaya nahi tha...

Main-Ahemmm-ahemmm... Chup be..

Amit-(aaram se) kya hua daru peela di kya subah subah..

Main-aaj fried hai.. Tu nikal bhai ab naa disturb karenge tereko...

Amit-It's ok Ronit main bataadunga isko... Tu pohanch class mein......

Main - main boldunga..

Main - aao andar... Tumlog chalo be main order deke aata hun..

Rohit or Ravi andar chale gaye Main Laxman ko dhundaney laga... AMIT humaara khaass hai humaare sath cigarette wagairaah lagaa leta hai kaafi time se Jaan pehchaan hai isase... Kaafi sahi teacher hai...

Aaj Laxman akela tha toh 2 coffee usane pakadi ek maine pakadi or humlog andar ki taraf Jaane lage lekin usase pehle Rohit aaya andar se bhaagta hua "Bhag AP".... Karwaa diya lawde ne kand... Rohit mere pass se bhaagta hua nikala or main Befaltu Chuppane k liye Abhi waali table par baith gaya... Tabhi Ravi aaya andar se mere side se nikal gaya tha ki ekdum se rukka...

Ravi-tu bhi tha naa be...

Main-maine kuch nahi kiya bhai main toh coffee lene gaya tha.. hua kya..!?? .

Ravi-Achyaa beta mujhse he shayanpatti... Teri gand baad mein todunga. Ghar chal tu.. ROHIT....

Main-bahaar gaya woh locker room mein he ja shakta Hai wahin pakadiyo...

Ravi-pata hai apne guru ko matt seekha... Chup chaap coffee pee...

Main-sorry... Ok...

Laxman-Coffee kaa kya karun Ravi bhai...

Ravi-Rukk rohit ko Lee aaun uski gand mein daalni hai..

Ravi wahaan se Nikal gaya jarur Rohit me cigarettes k sath bakchodi ki hogi bc...

Laxman-aaj kiya kya isko tumlog ne...

Lucky-Haan bc aisa kya hua...

Main-maalum nahi re main subah utha tabse aise he hai... Ye kand karwaaega aaj bc..

Ashish-Naam tera he aana hai...

Main-or kiska aaega bc jo ho naam AP kaa ledo..
Rohit wahaan aagaya Chup chupaa k or apni coffee leli...

Main-aaj tera kaal hai beta marrega tu..

Arushi-sans toh dekho kaise chaddey hain...

Rohit-maaaaal.l.lum tumhe pure academic building kaa round lagaake yahaan aaya hun...

Sneha-lekin kyun.. Aisa kya kiya aapne ..?

Rohit-kya kiya ye bataaUnga nahi kyun kiya woh isliye ki tumlog toh college mein kuch interesting kar nahi rahe toh socha main he karwaadun... Thode kand bhi hone caahiye bore banaa rakha hai tumlog ne college ko..

Mera phone baja Bhai kaa call tha maine wahin baithey baithey pick kiya...

Main-Ji bhai...

Deva-free hai kya...?

Main-Haan Keh shaktey ho...

Deva-mere sath Yamunanagar chalega thoda kaam Hai... Jaana Hai Ek meeting mein and waapis...

Main-ummmmm! Ok sure...

Deva-abhi aaja...

Main-ok..

Deva-Ravi...?

Main-Woh off hai aaj usse rehndo warna mereko gaali doge baadmein...

Deva-ok tu toh aa...

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Main-sun be Rohit mereko urgent jaanekaa hai bhai k sath... Tu ek kaam Kar Mall lejaa usko or Mast movie dikhaa laa warna tera munh tod dega woh... Wahaan se seedha haweli drop kardiyo yaa tere sath lejaaiyo...

Rohit - no problemo meri Jaan Hai woh sambhaal lunga usko toh... Kidhar jaaraha by the way..

Main-Yamunanagar side...

Rohit - what the fuck... Ek baar jaake bharra nahi kya be tera... Ashish ko dekh yamunanagar k naam se he paseeney aane lag gaye...

Ashish-aane bhi caahiye yaar kand he aisa kiya tha humlog ne...

Main-humlog ne nahi bhai tune... Main saviour tha tumlog kaa...

Ashish - Plan Ami kaa tha bc... Saara credit naa le...

Main-yes and I created Ami so Pura credit mereko... Thanks... Bye everyone...

Sab-Bye...

Main Jaguar leke ghar aaya Toh wahaan bhai Abeer Mangal or Guptaji they.or woh sablog he kaafi khuss they it means baat kaafi badhiya thi chalo ye achi baat hai bc koi panga naa hua.... Babhi andar se abhi aai thi...

Babhi-Kya hua college nahi gaya....

Deva-Maine bulaaya hai waapis thoda kaam Tha..

Babhi-Padhney Matt Dena usko.. Aapke kaam k chakkar mein abhi waapis aaya bechaara...

Deva-Maine call karke pucha tha toh ye Bola tha free Hai tabhi bulaaya maine...

Babhi-ye toh bolega he college mein mann kahaan lagta hai iska..

Main-Chill yaar babhi aaj class bhi Nicki mam ki he thi khaali toh aagaya... Baadmein cover karlunga...

Babhi-Ye jo classes miss kar raha haina inki extra class leliyo Nicki se...

Main-Sure... Ab ye bataao Hua kya..? Yamunanagar kya karna hai.. Or ye aise cehrey kaise khilley hue hain sabke..

Deva-Good news hai...

Main-Kya...?

Deva-baith...

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Update-95(Another Day Another Girl-Yamunanagar)



Hum sab wahaan baithey... Or bhai ne Bataana suru kiya....

Deva-Apne pass 72 seats hain abhi Haryana mein almost 80% seats humaare pass hain 90 mein se... Ab baaki bachi 18 mein se 14 seats hain unse humein koi matlab hain nahi kyunki woh alag alag district k choti choti constituencies hain jisase humein farak nahi padta lekin ek pura district hai Jiski 4 ki 4 seats VIP hain badi hain or 4on humaare pass nahi hain woh humein caahiye thi lekin hum udhar ektarfa haare they because area nahi hai woh apna.. Ek maatar aisi district jisme ek bhi seat nahi hai humaare pass.. Lekin usase jyaada important woh seats hain... Woh district hai Yamunanagar... Yamunanagar haryana kaa important part hai kheti k liye bhi, Business k liye bhi, industrial area wise bhi Population wise bhi, Land wise bhi or haryana ki growth kaa kaafi hissa Yamunanagar par depend karta hai... Election k baad bhi main wahaan ki party Jiske pass 4on seats hain Unse Milla tha ki mujhe ye seats caahiye even Maine unko cabinet mein ek seat takk dene kaa Bola lekin woh nahi maane lekin ab unka khud kaa call aaya woh apni party k sath merge hona caahtey hain 4on ki 4on seats apni...

Main-holy Shit that's Awesome...

Deva-Yep... Tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye seats kitani important hain apne liye.. Ye lagaale ye seats humein miltey he clean haryana jo apna mission haina woh last level par Aajaega... Bina roukk toukk hum kaam karwaa sakenge wahaan uppar se koi question karne k liye opposition nahi hoga... Hum bina kissi dikkat k Haryana ko Aise level par pohanchaaenge jiske sapne dadaji ne liye they..

Main-That's brilliant...

Babhi-That's great news...

Deva - but sabko maalum Hai badle mein kuch toh caahiye he unko...?

Main - kya paisa..?

Deva-nahi paisa nahi paisa bahot hai unke pass thakur families hain toh paisa theek thaak hai unke pass... Or bandey bhi theek hain ijjatdaar hain paise k liye seats nahi denge woh...

Main-toh..?

Deva-Aaj meeting bulaai hai unhone Unke party leader ki haweli par..

Main-Nice nice...

Deva-Or wohlog caahtey hain ki tum humein join karo uss meeting mein...

Main - What the fuck main kya karunga udhar...

Deva-no idea...

Main-ok chal padtey hain dekhlenge...

Mangal-Yep.. Ready hai tu...

Main--Haan...

Abeer-Chaltey hain fir..

Main-Yep let's go..

Humlog Bahaar aae Abeer ne bhai ki gaadi nikaali unki favorite hai Range Rover Sport Mast 5 seater ekdum makhan jaise chalti hai fully bullet proof ekdum comfortable seats... Main Guptaji Mangal Or Bhai baithey Abeer drive kar raha tha... humaare piche 7-8 humaare security staff ki cars thi.. Jab bhi bhai by Road durr Jaana hota toh Atleast 40 guards sath jaatey... Waise police protection bhi hai bhai ko lekin unhone hatwaa rakhi hai... Unke according already police force kam hai meri security par or 6-7 kharch kardo.. Jab already itana lamba chauda staff hai humaara bc toh kya jarurat police ki...

Mangal ne mujhe scene samjhaaya jo kuch aise tha Yamunanagar Constituency mein hum kabhi nahi jeetey 4 seats mein se ek bhi nahi. Infact wahaan 1 he party chal rahi hai suru se he.. Uska main reason hai Thakur log... Woh thakuron kaa area hai or woh kaafi sahi bandey bhi hain koi corrupt log nahi hain Kaam karwaatey hain apne logon ki bharpur madad kartey hain koi problem naa hone detey or log bhi unke parti loyal hain ab dikkat ye ki jaisa maine bataaya Yamunanagar haryana kaa important part hai woh humein caahiye he caahiye... Ab scene ye tha ki wohlog taiyaar hogaye they humaare sath juddaney ko jo kaafi sahi baat thi ab badle mein kuch toh lenge he chutiya thodi naa Hai... Ab Scene ye tha ki 4 Mla hain idhar k or woh sab Thakur Dilip Singh k under hain yaani wahi party leader hai.... Uska Pota(Grandson) MLA hai yahaan kaa or inke alaawa 3 MLA or bhi hain... Lekin main scene ye Dilip he hai.. Jo ye bolega wahi hoga... Iske alawa jo puraana thakur tha naa jo kidnap kiya tha humlog ko kya naam tha uska Haan Baldev Singh uska area bhi idhar he aata hai... Or udhar kaa MLA uske under hai... Bc kya bakchodi hai... Confusiyaa gaya hun...

Humlog 1.5 ghantey ki drive k baad Yamunanagar pohanchey wahaan se Fir Thakur k Ghar pohanchey ghar kya bc Haweli thi puri ek dum safed chakka chakk puri lambi chaudi faili hui haweli... Nice bc sahi hai.. Kaafi moti party hai lagta hai.. Ab dikkat ye hogayi ki jaise he humlog Uss haweli k andar pohanchey gaadi side mein lagaayi toh wahaan kaa scene dekh gand marrgayi kyunki udhar Humaare swagat k liye dholl wagairaah leke bandey khadey they uske alaawa 4on MLA bhi wahin they or kaafi saare unki party workers bhi wahaaan they matlab totally bheed...

Main-Ek kaam karo tumlog jaao andar jab ye shor Sharaaba shant hojaaega main aajaunga i can't take this..

Mangal-Ok...

Woh sab uttare gaadi mein se main andar he raha Maalaein wagairaah pehnaai gayi unko Pura welcome hua Deva bhai k Jaikaare bhi lage or fir woh log lawn se hotey hue haweli ki taraf nikal liye andar keval Woh MLA 's he gaye they bhai wagairaah k sath baaki workers bahaar he rukkey..dholl thodi derr wahi bajta raha Party workers enjoy kar rahe they wahaan ki 10 Minute baad wohlog wahaan se bahaar ko chale gaye naachtey hue ajeeb bakchodi hai bc... Maine Kuch time or wait kiya and then gaadi se niche uttara toh scene clear tha ab raasta mujhe pata he tha dekh liya tha bhai wagairaah ko jaatey hue toh main lawn cross kartey hue aage badha kya mast bc flowers wagairaah lagaa rakhey they fountains statues etcetera bc ekdum gajab garden type Banaa rakha tha... Lekin problem ye thi ki wahaan 4on taraf mojuud guards aise ghurr rahe they maano main bina permission ghussgaya hun.. Lawda Mera aankhein niche kar maadarchod... Main aage jaa he raha tha ki mere saamne se ek Mast 23-24 age ki patakha ladki meri taraf he aai... Bhenchod ek or pathaaka kitane patakhe laayega be diwali yahin banegi bc abki baar... Lekin jab woh mere kaafi close aagayi tab mujhe realise hua ki woh patakha nahi bomb thi bc nuclear woh bhi.. blue jeans black top niche matching shoes ekdum perfectly prepared hairstyle... Hath mein kuch bracelets kaale ghanney baal gora rang... Ohoohoho...

Uske sath 4 guards bhi they jisme se 2 k hath mein guns thi or baaki 2 ne pistols taang rakhi thi.. Woh mere saamne aake rukki...

Ladki-You Must Be AP...

Main-Yeah..

Ladki-I Am Gunjan Singh nice to meet you...

Main-Same here..

Ye bolke usne mujhse hath milaya bc kya makhan jaise mulayam hath they uske..

Gunjan - Lets go everyone is waiting..

Woh mujhe leke haweli k andar aai bc andar se toh or bhi mast designed thi haweli paintings, antiques, Puraani guns, etcetera deewaron par tangi thi...
Dekhtey hain kya scene hai ab yahaan...

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Update-96(I Can't Help)



Woh chup chaap mere aage aage chali or main piche se usko nihaarta raha finally humlog ek room mein aae room kya bhenchod maano cinema hall ho...ussi room mein meeting thi wahaan ek badi si table k 4on taraf chairs lagi thi jispar Woh 4 Mla's baithey they unke alaawa woh puraana waala thakur Baldev Singh bhi baitha tha and unmein se middle chair yaani leader chair par unsabka Boss yaani woh thakur Dilip Singh baitha tha bc 60 ki age roubdaar chehra safed cham chmaatey kapdey hath mein sone k kaddey or anguthiyaan ekdum thakur material tha woh khaufnaak chera bc maano khaa he jaaega abhi.. Uske alaawa bhai, Mangal, Gupta ji Or Abeer ek sath baithey they... Humlog andar enter hue toh woh thakur Dilip bola...

Dilip-Welcome welcome AP sahaab bahot suna tha tumhaare baare mein aaj finally mulaqat hogayi..

Main-Hi nice to meet you..

Dilip-pleasure is all ours... bahot suna hai tumhaare baare mein mujhe toh vishwaash naa hua itani si ummar mein itana sab, Kamaal Ki baat hai...

Main-Thank you thank you..

Dilip-Or Baldev Bhai toh yahaan Tumhaari tareef kartey he nahi ruktey...

Haan karega he bhenchod ki gand tuttaney se jo bachaa li thi...

Baldev-So Firse mulakat ho he gayi AP..

Main-ji bilkul...

Ek Naukar Paani leke aaya maine Paani peeya and woh chala gaya ab wahaan bus woh ladki Gunjan Woh 4 mla 2 woh thakur and Hum 5 he bache they... Sabse introduction hua sabne theek tareeke se he baat ki and then normal chit chat k baad sab apni - 2 jagah par baithey and meeting suru hui...

Dilip-So deva Ji jaisa ki maine aapko bataaya Tha ki hum aapke sath juddna caahtey hain..

Deva-Haan Dilip Ji bilkul..

Dilip-Darshall ye aapko bhi pata he hoga ki koi naa koi majburi he rahi hogi warna hum kissi k aage nahi jukhtey...

Deva-Woh toh hai lekin main isko jukhna nahi maanta beshak aapki seats kam hon yaa Humse choti party ho but in seats ki aapse jyaada jarurat humein hai or main isko jukhana nahi humaare liye ek opportunity maanta hun jiske liye hum thankful hain...

Waah ye hota hai politician unhe apne se chota bhi bata diya or Thanks bhi boldiya bhai is gajab bc...

Dilip-Ji ji woh toh hai he or waise dekha jaae toh aapki party se juddna humaare liye kaafi garv ki baat hogi... Or ye toh aapko maalum Hai ki ye seats agar aap jeetgaye toh haryana aapka he hua samjho... Kyunki baaki seats toh aap agle election mein yaa usase pehle jeet bhi shaktey ho lekin ye 4 seats kabhi nahi...

Deva-Woh toh hai...

Dilip-ab aatey hain Muddey ki baat par ki humein badle mein kya caahiye ab bhagwaan ki daya se paisa bahot Hai humaare pass aap jitana toh nahi par humaare liye bahot Hai... Ab kaam ki baat Gautam Singh kaa naam toh suna he hoga aapne...

Deva-Arey bilkul uska naam kisane nahi suna aapka chota lekin khota beta.. Aajkal bade charche hain uske...

Main wahaan chup chaap baitha unki baatein sunraha tha or mujhe lawda naa Pata tha woh kiski baat or kya baat kar rahe hain...

Dilip-Wahi toh dikkat horahi hai.. Jaisa ki aapko maalum Hai pichle kaafi saal se mujhse alag he hai woh pehle thodi smuggling wagairaah karta tha lekin pichle ek saal se usne apna pura kaala saamraajya bana liya hai Murder, Kidnapping, Rape, Drug trafficking pichle 1 saal se usne Yamunanagar mein kabjaa karliya hai or aaj k time humaari pakad se bhi uppar horaha hai.. Ek fouj Banaa li hai khudki usne, jo uske khilaaf bolta hai usse sareaam maardiya jaata hai police kuch kar nahi shakti darr k maare.. Rojj gaon se ladkiyon kaa apharan hota hai or unka Rape kar k bechdiya jaata hai...

Budhau ki awaaj bhaari horahi thi kaafi dukh mein tha woh... lagraha tha abhi roo dega khudka beta aisi bakchodi kare toh rona toh aaega he lekin usane Bolna jaari rakha...

Dilip - keval pichle 1 maheene mein he uske aadmiyon ne 50 logon ko maara hai or ye toh woh hain jinki laash humein baraamad hui hain. .. Or ye number rojj uppar uth he raha hai... Uske aadmi harrr jagah hain or abtoh kaafi jyaada hogaye hain humaare aadmiyon k sath rojj unka aamna saamna hota or kuch log unke maare jaatey kuch humaare lekin unko isase koi farak nahi padta or humaare maasum log marrjaatey hain... Or hum ab or jyaada bandey khona nahi caahtey...

Deva-Jab last time main Milla tha tab maine kahaa tha aapko ye jaldi he dikkat dega aap kaho toh sulatwaa dunga abhi isse but uss time aapne kaha ki aapke control mein Hai woh jaise he aage badhega aap khud sulatwaa denge isko..

Dilip-Sach kahun toh Deva Sahaab pata nahi kab maamla Humse uppar uth gaya pata bhi nahi chala...

Deva-koi naa derr aae durrust aae ab aage boliye kya caahtey hain aap...?

Dilip-Ab aaplog he hain jo humsabko bachaa shatey hain usase chuttkaara aaplog he dilwa shaktey hain.. Jinlog ne surendra ko niptaa diya uske liye ye toh chota saa kaam Hai bus woh team caahiye jisane Surendra ko khatam kiya or unka boss caahiye yaani AP taaki ye log humaare Bandon ko lead kar shakein...

Deva-Ji Frankly speaking main aapki baat samajh shakta hun or puri tarah sehmat bhi hun... Beshak maine woh team banaai ho lekin unko orders main nahi deta uske liye mereko Team Leader Se baat karni padegi jo Acp Anjali hai since woh humaare sath nahi hai toh ye 3 he aapko bata shaktey hain...

Mangal-I think AP knows better...

Abeer-Yeah Yeah...

Dilip-Ohh mujhe laga Leader AP he hai...

Main-Are nahi nahi mereko kon leader banaaega... Ab topic par baat karein toh with all due respect mujhe maalum Hai ki humein ye District caahiye wagairaah wagairaah lekin agar aaplog ye problem leke seedha humaare pass aae hotey tab bhi hum help kardetey bina badle mein kuch liye because yahi toh kaam Hai humaara... But ab jab deal table par hai toh bahot achaa hoga ye log kuch karein apni Jaan par khel kar aaplog ko bachaaein or badle mein ye district humein Mille... So deal done yelog aapki help karenge and badle mein aaplog humein join karenge...

Dilip-Woh sab toh theek hai Lekin "Yelog" kaa kya matlab hai...?

Main-ohh! Main isme involve nahi ho shakta.. Bilkul bhi nahi...

Ye sun uss room mein mojuud woh sab log uth khadey hue... What the fuck aisa kya boldiya be...

Dilip-matlab...?

Main-Matlab ye ki main aaplog ki madad nahi kar shakta...

Dilip-No-2-2 ye nahi hone waala tum he toh ho jo humein caahiye sabko pata hai AP tumhaare baare mein you are the best at it... Tumhaare bina nahi bilkul nahi...

Main - Listen listen meri plate already full hai or kuch nahi kar shakta main belive me i can't...

Dilip-Deva Ji...

Deva-AP kya hua...?

Main-I don't have Time...

Ispar woh Gunjan bol Paddi...

Gunjan-You don't have time...?Yahaan Humaare log Marr rahe hain and you are saying "You don't have time"....

Main-yeah i dont have time i have a bigger fish to catch...

Gunjan-But humaare log marr rahe hain...

Main-I know But agar main yahaan aaya toh mere piche isase 20 gunna jyaada log marr shaktey hain... Problem kya hai I mean main aaplog ko team toh de he raha hun woh easily ye kar shaktey hain...

Dilip-Gautam koi mamuli banda nahi hai woh bahot aage badh gaya hai ab... Or humein tum caahiye warna ye deal cancel.... Tumhaare bina woh team kamjor hai AP...

Deva-AP Can I talk to you...?

Main-Yeah yeah sure...

Ye bolke Main Abeer Mangal or Bhai bahaar aae...

Deva-what the fuck happened..? Kya hua...?

Main-Red John Happened... Usne call kiya mujhe aaj subah...

Fir maine unko bataaya ki kya hua John ne kya kahaa or kya caahta hai woh and main ab kuch nahi kar shakta I want to focus only on him warna bahot problem hojaaegi... Or ye sab sun unki bhi fatti..

Deva-Oh My God...

Abeer-Bhenchod...

Mangal-or tu humein abhi bataa raha hai...

Main-Lead dhund raha tha pehle koi yaar aise he tumlog ko kuch nahi bataa shakta tha bina koi clues k...

Deva-Fuck.. Dude...

Beshak woh gautam idhar 50 maare yaa 100 I can't risk thousands of lives for this... Or Team mere bina ye easily kar shakti hai I am 100% sure of it...

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Uodate-97(New Mission)



Main-So yahaan 50-100 ki jaan bachaane k liye main hajaaron logon ko nahi marrney de shakta or yahaan toh meri jarurat bhi nahi hai Team easily karlegi ye mission....

Deva-Ye humein pata hai lekin Unlog ko nahi...

Main-toh bataao unko vishwaash dilwaao logon ko manaana he toh kaam Hai aapka...

Deva-Karna padega ab toh main bhi nahi caahta tu yahaan aae... Tu chill kar aaram se reh...

Abeer-Exactly.. Haryana or Red John k bich tu he khadda hai bus...

Main-main nahi hum sab..

Tabhi Gupta Ji bahaar aae...

Gupta-Lagta hai Kissi ko naraaj kardiya AP tumne...

Main-Matlab Guptaji...

Gup-Woh Ladki andar bokhalaai hai bol rahi hai "hum Uss par kaise vishwaash kar
shaktey hain dadaji usne kahaa he don't have time to save us i mean how can we trust him log Marr rahe hain yahaan or uske pass time nahi hai.. Or aap usko humessa hero bataatey rehtey they woh koi hero nahi hai.. We don't need him... "

Ye sunke humein hansi aagayi uss ladki par nahi balki Guptaji ne jo uss ladki ki nakal karke ye baat bataai uss se...

Deva-Ok chalo baatein banaatey hain ab..

Ye bolke humlog andar aae... Woh sab abhi bhi khadddey he they sab ek sath koi charcha kar rahe they seriously... bc mera lawda lelo naa aise chutiye logon k liye main aaun ab yahaan bhenchod...

Deva-Ok Dilip Ji darshall baat ye hai ki ye nahi Help kar shakta aapki, kaash reasons aapko bataa paatey humlog lekin nahi bataa shaktey... Lekin aaplog team k baare mein jaantey nahi ho ye baaein hath kaa khel hai unke liye...

Fir bhai ne team ki taareefon k pull baandhey orr uss time k kand k baare mein bataaya jab main or abeer nahi they or team ne humaare bina missions niptaae they ab bhai ki baaton mein log naa fanse aisa kabhi hua hai kya... Utaar liya bottle mein bhai ne...

Deva-Sab chhodiye jab bhi aako lage ki humlog theek nahi kar rahe hain aap turant deal cancel kar shaktey ho in fact ye sab hone k baad he aaplog shaamil hona humaare sath..

Dilip-OK ok aap ne kahaa hai toh juth toh nahi ho shakta Maan letey hain aapki baat dekhletey hain kaisa kartey hain wohlog..

Deva-Bilkul...

Dilip-Hum taiyaar hain...

Iss bich woh Gunjan mujhe ghurrti hui bahaar nikal gayi...

Ab wahaan Politics ki baatein chaalu hogayi isliye main chup chaap uthaa or bahaar aagaya or seedha gaadi ki taraf chal padda... Lekin jaise he main lawn se Gujara toh mujhe goliyon ki awaaj sunaai di jo mere left mein lawn se he aarahi thi gunshots loud nahi they i guess target practice kar raha tha koi main fir bhi udhar gaya check karne k liye toh mera andaaja sahi tha wahaan par Puri gun range thi jahaan saamne target they thodi thodi durri par or unke saamne Woh Gunjan Nishaana lagaa rahi thi bc kaafi sahi Nishaana tha uska Glock pistol use kar rahi thi woh or kaafi sahi tareeke se Handel bhi kar rahi thi... Lagta hai andar Kaa Saara gussa yahaan nikaal rahi thi... Woh reload karne k liye rukki tab uski najar mujhpar paddi... Or woh meri taraf aai...

Main-Gusse mein koi Nishaana theek nahi lagta...

Gun-Yeah i know... Or aapko jaankar khussi hogi ki mere gusse kaa reason tum he ho...

Main-Oh toh isliye gussa ho tum... Lol...listen Gunjan first of all i literally don't care ki tum mujhpar gussa ho yaa nahi mujhe koi farak nahi padta but let me tell you, tum nahi jaanti main kya karta hun iss duniya mein harr kissi ki help nahi kar shakta main.. I can't save everyone... Log martey hain woh toh marenge he main unhe firse jinda nahi kar shakta... Bhagwaan nahi hun main... Aise he yahaan 30-40 logon ko bachaane k liye main hajaaron ki jaan khatre mein nahi daal shakta nope not happening...

Gun-Kahaan hain woh hajaaron log jinki Jaan ko khatra hai...

Main-Abhi nahi but they can die...

Gun-OK toh un hajaaron logon k liye jinka kuch ataa pata he nahi hai ye bhi confirm nahi hai ki unko Tumhaari madad caahiye yaa nahi unke liye tum 40-50 maasoom logon ko mout ki taraf dhakel doge...

Main-yes...and also no...

Gun-Oh my god this is absurd... Tumne ek second socha bhi nahi bolne se pehle...

Main-Yeah.. Ye bataao pichle kitane din se tumhaare log Marr rahe hain tumne badle mein kya kiya...

Gun-humaare Log kissi ko maarne k liye trained nahi hain issi liye toh humein madad caahiye Tumhaari...

Main-Exactly or main Tumhaari help kar raha hun team de toh raha hun tumhe main...

Gun-Tumhaari team tumhaare bina kuch bhi nahi hai...

Main-Oh my god you are so dumb.. They are the best in this shit... Ab yahaan aaenge tab dekhlena...

Gun-And you say you are a hero..

Main - What the hell maine kab kahaa main hero hun...

Gun-Toh kya ho tum...?

Main-Time aane par bataaUnga woh bhi... Listen I don't care jo sochana hai socho jo gaali deni hai do jo karna hai karo mujhe farak nahi padta because that's who I am and that's what I do...

Ye bolke maine uske hath se Glock Lee or 3 seconds k andar andar aim karke goli bhi chaalaadi jo seedha target k bichon bich lagi woh bhi double durri se... Gunjan kabhi mujhe dekhe toh kabhi target ko... Maine gun usko waapis di uski taraf aankh maari..

Main-I AM AP that's what I do...

Ye bolke main seedha car ki taraf aaya thodi derr baad Sablog aagaye or humlog Gaadi mein sawaar hokar waapis nikal liye...

Deva-So deal done ye log Kal he aajaenge yahaan par or charge lelenge ... Gautam kaa scene ye hai ki...

Main-nahi mujhe naa bataao fir dimag divert hoga.. Mereko koi information nahi caahiye I know ye log aaram se karlenge ye sab...

Deva-So ye confirm hogaya ki RedJohn kuch bada karne waala hai...

Main-Haan...

Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu roukk shakta Hai usko...

Main-Haan.. I think, yep I can...

Deva-bus mujhe pakka vishwaash hai tu kar he lega...

Humlog haweli pohanchey toh meeting bulaali thi team ki already... Wahaan puri team mojuud thi...

Main, Ravi, Mangal, Anjali, Rajat, Abeer, Jiya, Pooja, Ajay, Deepak, Ami, Orr Rohit...

Bhai ne sabko scene samjhaaya kaafi chinta hui Red John ki.. Tab maine unhe samjhaaya..

Main-Listen guys Red John ko mujhpar chhod do... Dont worry about him.. Tumlog Gautam par dhyaan do jaldi se jaldi usse niptaao then waapis aao... Ami or Rohit ko yahaan chhod do baaki tum log nikalo... Kal subah he.... Mujhe nahi maalum kya scene hai mujhe maalum karna bhi nahi hai but jo cheej mujhe maalum Hai woh ye hai ki you guys got this...just take care and don't get into trouble do not trust anybody... finish this shit and come back soon..

Anjali-Sure boss...

Abeer-Lets do this...

Uske baad thodi normal baatein hui and then meeting over hogayi... NEXT day subah main utha fresh hoke nahaa dhoke niche aaya toh Bhai ne bataaya ki Sablog nikal gaye hain... Ami or Rohit yahin hain.. Jiya ek case k middle mein Hai so woh bhi jald he nikal jaaegi.. breakfast karke main Jaguar leke college k liye nikal gaya.. Parking mein Rohit Milla...

Rohit-bc Sab gaye be... Sam Ravi k bina college mein kya karenge...

Main-toh bahaar bhi kya karenge jhant baraabar movies lagi hain ladki koi set hai nahi Haweli bina class lagaae gaya toh babhi munh fod dengi... Fuck this shit bro...

Rohit-class he hai fir toh time pass...

Main-exactly... Tu pohanch fir class mein...

Humlog wahaan se apni apni class mein aae or main apne fix bench par piche baitha..

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Update-98(Wink)



Main Piche baitha, Aage Ashish, Sneha, Arushi, Ajit or unke 2-3 punter log jinka naam naa maalum mereko third bench par baithey they.. Abhi, Lucky, Sana or Mouni and ek do or punter 2nd bench Par.. Riya, Divya or kuch padhne waali ladkiyaan first bench par thi ye sab Abhi ki gang thi like total college mein se 50% supporters uske iss class mein he they kyunki class waalon ki help kardeta tha ye toh iski Party k jo main bandey they woh issi class mein they bahaar k Bandon ko bus ek do chutiya posts derakhi thi.. ... or main apna as usual last third par. Humse piche koi baithta he nahi hai bc...

Ashish-Aise akela kaise aaj baaki Sab kidhar gaye...?

Main-Yamunanagar..

Ash-What the fuck.. Kya karne..?

Main-Kand...

Ash-tu nahi gaya..

Main-kand bada tha main darr gaya...

Ash-jaa be juthe... Udhar kya bore horaha hai idhar aaja..

Main-Jaa be jhingur...

Ash-Bore hoga bc..

Ab te aand khaaega nahi jaaunga toh isliye Main Apni 2 kitaabein uthake aage aaya 5th bench par Ashish or mere bich ek bench chhod diya maine warna woh baaton baaton mein he cancer dedeta... Thodi derr baad Jab Nicki mam nahi aai toh maine socha aaj free Hai class... Toh maine Phone nikaala or earphone lagaake Mast baith gaya.. Thodi derr baad Ananya wahaan aai or merese aage waale bench par baithgayi... Just mere saamne...

Ana-Hi...

Maine Earphone nikaale...

Main-Hi...

Ana-How are you AP...?

Main-Good Good what about you..?

Ana-I am great.

Main-Nice nice...

Fir woh baaki friends se hi hello karne lagi and maine waapis earphones lagaa liye... Or mast YouTube Par gaane sunaney laga... 5 minute he hue they ki kissi ne side se mere kandhe par hath rakha... Maine dekha toh Nicki mam thi woh...

Nicki-Hello Sir aagayi hun main...

Main-Sorry...

Nicki-Rakhdo Inko ab andar.....

Main-(aaram se) listen Yaar please Throw me out of the class..

Nicki-What...?

Main-class se bahaar nikaal do please.....

Nicki-lekin kyun....?

Main-Bored as hell uppar se akela hun and bad mood...

Nicki-Nope tune 60% classes miss ki hain meri aane k baad...

Main-Please.. Ghar par tution lelunga free hotey he aapse...

Nicki-OK ok... AP out of The Class...

Ye line madam ne tejj boli Jo class mein sabne suni or main uthkar bahaar aagaya... Haash bc Bina sam ravi k class mein baithana mahabharat horaha hai.... Main wahaan se seedha Canteen mein aaya Laxman ko coffee kaa bolke seedha guffa mein aaya or cigarette jalaai Rohit ko call kiya toh uska mobile Switch off tha maine coffee pee or Laxman ko kahaa ki koi andar naa aae or fir main wahaan paddey bed par lait kar social media par up to date hone laga... Kaafi derr phone mein bakchodi karne k baad mujhe bhi naa maalum padda kab nind aagayi bc juttey pehney pehney he sogaya tha main... Uske baad meri nind 1.30 pm par khulli...

Main-What the fuck 2.5 ghantey sogaya be lawde... What the fuck... Lekin Jo bhi hai time pass toh hua gand maraae duniya daari...

Main utha bahaar aaya toh ikka dukka students they canteen mein classes over hogayi thi almost...

Lax - Good morning bhau...

Main - Bc Laxman gajab nind aai...

Lax-haan dekha maine gaya tha main 1-2 baar andar so he rahe they...

Maine hath munh dhoya kapdey wagairaah set kiye... Or Phone uthaaya Toh usme lucky ki 5 miss calls thi bc ab iss lawde ko kya caahiye... Pehle maine rohit ko call kiya toh pata chala woh subah class he naa gaya seedha waapis ghar chala gaya tha uska alag he scene hai bc kabhi bhi kahin bhi chala jaata hai... Uske baad Maine lucky ko call kiya...

Main-Kya hua lawde...

Lucky-Abe Nicki mam ne bola tha teri copy or book rehgayi thi class mein... Toh unhone mujhe dedi dono or boli call karke tereko waapis kardun...

Main-Oh shit...

Lucky - Tab College mein tha ab humlog ghar chale gaye...

Bc bina books agar ghar mein ghussa or babhi ne dekhliya toh lawde lagjaaenge bc aise nahi jaa shakta..

Main-Abhi kidhar hain books...

Lucky-Mere ghar par humlog idhar he hain aaja...

Main-gate par dediyo call karlunga main...

Lucky - chinta Matt Kar Mere mom dad naa hain ghar par andar he aaijaiyo college waale bandey he hain khaali Meeting chal rahi hai...

Main-Bhenchod thakk nahi jaatey kya tumlog politics politics khel k bc...

Lucky-See you here bye...

Mujhe Lucky kaa ghar maalum tha as us din Meera ko drop kiya tha wahaan par.. Main seedha wahaan pohancha gaadi bahaar he rouki Guards ne mujhe seedha andar Jaane diya shayad Lucky ne boldiya hoga.. Andar lawn mein alag he scene tha... Lucky, Ashish, Ajit, Sneha, Divya, Sana, Arushi Mouni or Ananya inke alaawa 3-4 ladke or they sab chairs wagairaah lagaake baithey they or kuch serious discussion kar re le they bc... Uske alaawa Meera bhi wahin thi dusri taraf Ek kone mein phone par baat Kar rahi thi mujhe sabse pehle ussi ne dekha toh woh turant phone cut karke meri side aai...

Meera-AP...

Main-Hello Madam... Abhi tak yahin ho tum...

Meera-abhi 1 week baaki hai mera.. And i am enjoying myself here..

Main-Hell yeah...

Meera-U never called me...

Main - Pucho Matt yaar busy as hell new case uppar se lots of shit going on... I gotta talk to you...

Meera-Sure bolo..

Main - Not here... Lets meet up for coffee... 5 in the evening...

Meera-Oh Sure...

Main-I'll pick you up...

Humlog durr they toh abhi tak Lucky gang ne mujhe nahi dekha tha issi liye main aage gaya... Toh bc wohlog College Politics ki baatein he kar rahe they ki kaise exams schedule banana caahiye... Hostel kaa kuch wagairaah wagairaah bhenchod cancer kahin k..

Meera-Lucky AP is here...

Ispar woh sablog humaari taraf muddey even mujhe dekh Surprised they woh log yaani Lucky ne bataaya nahi tha main aaraha hun karke..

Ashish-AP tu bhi humaari party join kar raha hai...

Main-Bro You need to shut the hell up... Tera sense of humor last 2 saal mein 0 se minus mein chala gaya hai... Meri books lene aaya hun main...

Lucky-Main Leke aata hun...

Ye bolke lucky andar chala gaya...

Meera-So bolo AP kya loge coffee...?

Main - abhi late horaha hun yaar gotta bounce...

Meera-Busy busy busy You should take rest sometimes...

Main - Aaj pura din Rest par he tha frankly speaking so raha tha pura din i am free now but woh toh abhi Coffee peeke aaya tha toh yahi bahaana Milla toh chipka diya...

Ye sun sabko hansi aagayi...

Ashish-How do you know Meera di...?

Main-She works with me....

Ashish-Tu CBI k liye bhi kaam karta hai kya what the fuck...?

Main - nope... They work for me...

Meera-Shut up AP... Ashish he Is an friend of mine...

Ashish-Wahi main sochun tu CBI k sath kabse hogaya...

Main-Bro shut up...

Ashish-fuck you...

Main-Meera this guy is so disgusting... Sana is also here Hello Sana...

Sana-I am always around AP tum dhyaan naa detey...

Ashish-Woh Ex girlfriends ko yaad nahi rakhta... Sorry...

Ye baat thi toh 100 takka sahi mujhe hansi bhi andar andar bahot aai Ashish lawda is savage but Thoda awkward laga Ananya k saamne but shayad usne ignore kardi ye baat..

Sana - Shut up Ashish we are still good friends...

Main-Yeah... Hello Ananya, Mouni, Sneha, Ajit bhai, Divya Arushi....

Sab-Hello AP...

Main-Ye 4 kon hain...?

Ajit-Apni he class k hain yaar...

Main-Oh hi...

Lucky andar se books le aaya Usne mujhe di...

Lucky-Chaai, coffee...

Main-Na bus... Thanks for the books men... Bye guys enjoy...

Sab-bye AP..

Ye bolke Main nikal liya bahaar ki taraf Meera mere sath he thi..

Main - Main pick karlunga tumhe Shyaam ko 5.30...

Meera-Sure...

Main bahaar aake gaadi mein baitha he tha ki Ashish Or Ananya bahaar aae...

Ashish-oye...

Main-Yo...

Ashish--Tu ghar he jaaraha haina...?

Main-Yep...

Ashish-perfect tu Ananya ko drop kardega uska ghar tere raastey mein he hai...

Main-Sure sure No problem...

Ashish - Actually main Jaane waala Tha isko drop karne but Tu jaa he raha hai toh...

Main - Are no problem yaar....

Ananya Front seat par baithi Or Ashish ne meri taraf aankh maari... Oh bc toh Ashish koi kaam toh aaya bhenchod shabbas lawde...

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Update-99(Flirting)




Meera-Bye AP I'll see you at 5. 30...

Main-Bye..

Ye bolke Maine gaadi chalaai... Or Meera se uska Adress pucha toh woh just city k border par tha jahaan se mereko Jaana he hai... Koi naya route lene ki jarurat naa thi...

Ana-So tumhaara mood theek hai ab...?

Main-Matlab...?

Ana-Maine suna jab tum Nicki mam se baat kar rahe they ki tumhara mood kharaab hai aaj...

Main-Arey woh kuch nahi tha normal every day stuff.. I am chilling...

Ana-I mean it's awesome to ask an teacher to Kick you out of class... And Nicki mam ne tumhaare kehne se nikaal bhi diya tumhe...

Main-Yeah Me and Nicki mam goes way back... Humlog friends hain lagaalo... Jaisa maine bataaya Tha...

Ana-So Sana is your Ex...?

Main-Oh ex ki bhi ex like bahot pehle we were in a relationship... Then she left for USA...

Ana-oh I see i see...

Main-So what about you...?

Ana-What about me...?

Main-You single...?

Ana-Yeah I am single... Are you hitting on me..

Main-oh hell no Governor ki beti k sath flirt karke marrna nahi hai mereko bhai I am sorry...

Ana-I am joking AP...

Main - Same here...

Ana-Jaise Tumhe farak padta hai mere dad se.. Meri didi k sath toh khulla flirt kar rahe they tum...

Main-That's what I do yaar I like her as a person kaafi open minded hai woh majaak ko majaak ki tarah he leti hai...

Ana-Yeah I know I know... Di is great... I love her so much..

Main-Uppar se ab toh meri friend bhi hai woh..

Ana-yep....

Aise he friendly conversation k dauraan Hum uske bunglow mein pohanchey... Maine usko drop kiya.

Ana-Come on in....

Main-Sorry yaar I am getting very late already kaafi time lag gaya books laane mein abhi Jaana padega... Next time pakka..

Ana-Next time koi bahana nahi chalega....

Main-Bye...

Ana-Bye AP see you...

Uske baad main ghar aaya lunch kiya or room mein aagaya.. Jiya ne files bheji thi Red John ki... Basically maine India k harr Agency se contact karke unse red john k baare mein harr file mujhe bhejne ko kahaa Sabse jyaada CBI ne bheji like mere pass abhi 100+ files thi Atleast.. Main sabko leke mere room mein aaya or research karne laga usme harr detail thi Red John k victims ki Uske baare mein or info kya kaise kyun karta hai woh or ye sab files padhke he main kuch andaaja lagaa shakta tha or isme Atleast 1 week lagjaana tha bc bahot puraani files thi 1999 k aas pass ki bhi thi bc.... Or main agle 2 ghantey ussi mein laga raha then 5.00pm par mera alarm baja jo maine Meera k liye lagaake rakha tha Main utha nahaaya And ekdum chakka chak ready hua baal waal set kiye... Or Meera ko call karke kahaa ki bahar gate par he Mille.. Niche aaya Toh koi nahi tha bahaar aaya toh babhi lawn mein kuch kaam karwaa rahi thi... Flowers wagairaah...

Babhi-Haanji sir kidhar...

Main-Date par...

Babhi-Oh hell yeah... Really...?

Main-Nahi yaar ek friend se millne jaaraha hun Meera from cbi...

Babhi-Oh Haan tune bataaya Tha Lucky ki behen haina woh...

Main-Haan case related kaam Hai usase...

Babhi-OK ok... Bye

Main-bye...

Maine Maserati Nikaali bc kaafi din baad aai saamne... Chakka chak dho k rakhi thi Rahul ne maine garage se nikaala usko and nikal gaya Meera k ghar ki taraf as expected woh gate par he milli bc Royal Blue Shirt uske niche black skinny pants high heels sandle... Kya lag rahi thi bc... Ekdum haawt...

Main-Looking damn good yaar...

Meera-You too dude looking great...

Main-thankyou... Thank-you...

Maine uske liye uttar k gaye khola or woh aage baithi...

Meera-I love this car yaar this is so cool...

Main - it's an beast..

Meera-So kahaan jaarahe hain humlog... Kyunki mujhe koi idea nahi hai yahaan kya kidhar hai...

Main-Dont worry kidnap nahi karunga tumhe...

Meera-I know I trust you..

Main-Thanks..

Meera - Also mujhe kidnap karke tumhe millega kya mere papa ek paisa naa denge mere badle bolenge apne pass he rakh meri tension khatam ho...

Main - Ahahaha...

Main usko ek Mast si coffee shop par leke aaya jo ek friend Rajiv ki thi pichle baar Riya or sana ko leke aaya tha yahaan par... Bc woh lawda waiter tha jo harr ek second baad order lene aaraha tha.... Maine Rishi se message karke Rajiv kaa number maanga or fir pohanchney se 2 minute pehle uske pass call kiya..

Rajiv-AP bhai...

Main-Kaisa hai beta...

Rajiv - bus aapki awaaj sunli toh bahot sahi... Boliye kaise yaad aagayi aaj Rajiv ki...

Main-fir same puraana dialogue Teri nahi teri coffee shop ki yaad aai hai...

Rajiv--mera bhi fir same reply "ek he baat hai...

Main - Sun main aaraha hun Ek friend k sath tu bahaar he milliyo...

Rajiv - Girlfriend....??????

Main-chup be only friend...

Rajiv-OK bhai bahar he hun main...

Call disconnected...
Humlog wahaan pohanchey Shop k saamne car park ki Rajiv bahaar he milgaya Tha usase Galle Milla main..

Rajiv-2 saal ho gaye almost yaar...

Main-Sorry yaar ... Also Meet her She is Meera a friend of mine... Meera he is Rajiv owner of this coffee.

Rajiv-Hello Nice to meet you...

Meera-Same here...

Main-Chal ab jaldi se adjustments karwaadey...

Rajiv-Sab ready hai boss.. Follow me please..

Hum uske piche piche chale Iss area ki sabse popular coffee shop hai ye ek Spago hai jahaan Riya ko propose kiya tha main
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jo haryana ki best hai lekin woh iss area mein nahi hai thodi durr hai.. Andar mast ek VIP table par usane humein baithaaya.. Or nikal gaya Waiter ko bhej k.. Humne apne apne order diye..

Main- So what's the deal between you and your father...?

Meera-Same wahi puraani Kahaani mere dad caahtey they yaa toh main family business join karun yaa fir Unki tarah politics mein jaaun but I hate both of them isliye maine CBI chuna Bachpan se sapna tha logon ki help Karne kaa... So mere dad ko mera decision passand nahi aaya isliye khaas banti nahi hai meri mere mom dad se...

Main - Nice nice... Mujhe maalum tha Yeda hai tumhaara bapu..

Meera-Oh hello take it easy still bapu toh hain he woh mere... Itani beijatti nahi..

Main - LOL.. Seriously ek baar Anjali ne Tumhaari mom ki gaadi rouki thi toh uske badle khud wahaan aake Anjali ko suspend karne waale they woh toh main tha wahaan par tha warna woh suspend karke he chhodatey...

Meera-Yep Typical of my dad... Ye sab Chhodo what's the new deal sablog kahaan hain...? New Case kya hai.?

Waiter humaari coffee le aaya..

Main - Listen to this Ek banda hai Gautam karke Yamunanagar side...

Aise he maine usko pura scene bataaya ki humaari or thakur family ki kya deal hui...

Meera-Oh ohk toh ye scene hai toh tum idhar kaise I mean tum toh leader hona...

Main-Wtf sabko ye kyun lagta hai main leader hun main toh Co leader bhi nahi hun leader Anjali hai Co leader Mangal hai...

Meera-toh tum kya ho..? MENTOR...?

Main-Mentor toh bhai hain... Main kuch nahi hun khaali member hun... Actually i am busy with some stuff here isliye nahi gaya...

Meera-Kispar...?

Main-Wahi Red John par.. Tumhe logon se case liya tha...

Meera-Oh i see.... Dude that guy is scary.. I mean I don't know kaise tum usko haraa paaoge... He is an animal...

Main-haraana toh padega yaar yahi toh kaam hai mera...

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