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Update-100(Abhi And Gang At It Again)



Meera-I trust you guys but still AP Red John ek international criminal hai najaane kitane deshon ki police dhund rahi thi usko... Still woh nahi rukka...

Main-See this is the difference unn deshon k pass main nahi tha naa..

Meera-I hope tum usko roukk do warna najaane kitane maasum log marenge...

Main-Yep...

Thodi derr John par discussion karne k baad hum Normal chit chat par aagaye..

Meera-So tell me about yourself..? Single...?

Main-Hell yeah Pure single...

Meera-Kissi par try kiya...?

Main-Yeah Ananya...

Meera-Ohh awesome.... She is hot I must say...

Main-Yep...

Meera-But dude woh toh Governor ki beti hai... Nevermind tumhe ghanta farak nahi padta woh Kiski beti hai...

Main-hahahahah.. True.. I don't care... So what about you...?

Meera-I am single.. Bataaya toh tha I hate dating and all time he nahi hai yaar pata nahi kitane time baad apne ghar waalon se milli hun ab sab Tumhaari tarah Multi talented nahi hotey jo sab kuch sambhaal letey...

Main-So here is the deal tumhe kaam se fursat nahi hai toh kyun naa kaam par he koi pataalo i mean wahaan ki wahaan kaam chal jaaega..

Meera-oh hell no tumhe pata hai CBI headquarters mein 50% married hain 30% aise hai jinki shakal naa dekhi jaati continuesly, 15% aise hain jinko kaam k alaawa koi cheej najar nahi aati like me or baaki 5% mereko passand nahi hain...

Main-Kon Bola cbi mein he dhundo main meri baat Kar raha tha after all main bhi toh tumhaare sath he kaam karta hun...

Meera-but the problem is tum yahan kaam kartey ho main wahaan kaam karti hun...

Main-toh dikkat kya hai long distance relationship are the best...

Meera-So toh hai.. But tumne abhi nahi bola ki tum Ananya par try kar rahe ho...

Main - Toh kya dikkat Hai I can manage 2 girlfriends....

Meera-Fuck you dude... Lol.. You are too smart...

Main - Joking Men..

Meera-I know....

Main-Jab bhi mera breakup hoga naa tere pass aajaunga main...

Meera-Aise tutta futta maal nahi leti main brand new chalna hai toh chal...

Main - now Fuck you dude... Aise nahi tutt shakta Apun aajtak Atleast 50+ breakup hochuke honge lekin I am still here...

Meera-lol lekin tune he kahaa tha ki ek time tha jab jo ladki ko passand karta tha ussi ko set kar leta tha lekin ab koi bhi naa aarahi tera lucky charm khatam hogaya aisa kuch...

Main - Woh toh hai seriously speaking ek time par haryana kaa coolest Playboy tha main like I was the best at it like meri life mein Atleast 35-45 ladkiyon k sath relationship rakhi maine or kissi k sath 1 month se jyaada nahi chali ek bus Sana k sath thodi lambi relationship thi and a matter of fact unmein se kissi kaa bhi dil naa dukhaya sabko maalum tha ye time pass kar raha hai still mere sath relationship rakhti thi woh because I never cheated on them never disobeyed them never harrased them never forced them Infact i always helped them...

Meera-Ye baat ek he time par bahot sweet bhi hai or surprising bhi...

Main - Or uske baad ek serious relationship mein ghussa I spent months trying to propose her I loved her like crazy at that time then I proposed her she accepted it and guess what woh relationship kitana lamba chali...

Meera-1 month....?

Main-nahi 15 ghantey...

Meera-What the fuck...

Main-Yep... Uske baad main surendra mein busy hogaya and decide kiya ki fuck that kabhi serious relationship mein Jaana he nahi hai uppar se time nahi hai yaar ek time par 3-4 kand sath sath solve karne padtey hain but still time pass k liye Flirting kar leta hun..

Meera-AP you are so bloody confusing....

Main-Sure I am...

Ab bc bore nahi karunga thodi derr normal baatein hui or uske baad Maine Meera ko ghar drop kiya...

Meera-Thanks AP it was fun I enjoyed it a lot...

Main-Same here thanks for the company... See you soon...

Meera-Sure.. Bye...

Main-Bye...

Wahaan se main seedha ghar aaya kapde wapde change karke thoda kaam niptaaya and then dinner karke so gaya... Subah Time se utha bc mann kar raha tha ek baar phone karke confirm karlun Abeer se ki kya situation hai lekin fir bc dimag kharaab hoga befaltu kaa isliye maine khaali ek message kiya Abeer ko jismein likha "All good..??? Yes or no" "... Bus usase jyaada nahi... Main fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua naasta kiya tabhi Abeer kaa message aagaya" Everything Is Fine"... Chalo bc wohlog toh theek hain... Uske baad Maine Jaguar uthaai or college k liye nikala lekin bc college k bahaar toh aaj scene he alag tha bhenchod.. Wahaan par Atleast 250-300 Students gate par khaddey they hath mein banners liye bole toh protest kar rahe they banners jo mujhe dikhe Unpar mainly likha tha "Arrest Girl Molesters" "Corrupt Police" wagairaah wagairaah... Or inka leader off course apna president Abhi and uski gang... Woh sab just college k gate k aage baithey they or Abhi unko bhaasan deraha tha jisase mujhe itana samjh mein aaya ki koi ladki k sath ched Chaad kaa maamla hai.. Bc even Nicki Mam Riti mam Amit Sir or aadhe se jyaada staff bhi tha wahan lekin woh unke sath nahi unse hattke khaddey they thoda... Matlab matter serious tha...

Maine Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-What the fuck is going on...?

Rohit-Ahahaha Kidhar hai tu...?

Main-Idhar Coffee shop k just saamne...

Rohit-Rukk wahin aata hun main...

Call disconnected...

Rohit 1 minute mein wahan aagaya...

Main-Bc ye kya hai...

Rohit-basically story ye hai ki 3 ladke hain out of the college woh humaare college ki 2 ladkiyon ko kaafi tang kartey they lekin Kal wohlog ne kuch jyaada he kardiya hua ye ki jab woh ladkiyaan college se scooty par hostel jaarahi thi tab un 3 ne apni Car se picha kiya and then bakchodi ki you know dialouge baaji comments pass kiye even bottle wagairaah fainki unke uppar or aakhiri mein iska result ye hua ki Ladkiyon ki scooty crash hogayi or dono ko kaafi chotein lagi.. Lekin dono bahot jyaada darr gayi hain... Or un 3 ladkon ko kal shyaam ko arrest karliya gaya because kissi dekhne waale ne car kaa number note karke police ko inform kardiya tha but shyaam ko arrest karke raat ko chhod bhi diya Unlog ko...

Main-What the fuck...

Rohit-Toh Ab Abhi wagairaah in ladkiyon se milke aaye hospital mein and then apne college k or city k baaki colleges k bandon ko ikathha karne laga ab dekhle bandey aaye he jaarahe hain.. Or thodi he derr mein ye log Highway par baithney waale hain...

Main-no fucking way... Bhosdk National Highway hai woh...

Rohit-Mujhe maalum Hai...

Main-Toh tu ye keh raha hai ye bhen k lawde NH 9 ko bandh karne waale hain...?

Rohit-Yep..

Main - Lawda Mera bhosdk halwa hai kya Police waale aisi gand fodenge inki bhenchod baithney laayak bhi naa rahenge kahin... Abe ye lawde hain kya..?

Rohit-Yep... Issi liye aaja yahaan baith mast bonut par enjoy kartey hain...

Humaare college k thoda right side se NH 9 Gujarat hai or ye log ussi ko bandh karne ki soch rahe they or bc National highway ko bandh karenge toh gand tuttegi jarur beshak inka reason theek ho but tareeka galat tha... Ab dikkat ye thi usme ladkiyaan bhi thi or most importantly Ananya thi...

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Update-101(The Force)


Humlog k dekhtey dekhtey he woh bheed bhenchod college k aage se uthi or highway ki taraf chal paddi humlog ne unke aage aage gaadi ki or unse pehle highway par pohanch gaye and side mein ek chaai ki dukaan hai Laxman k bhai ki jahaan se cigarette supply hoti hai college k andar humaare liye... Uske saamne gaadi rouk di..woh dukan just main road par thi... Laxman bhi wahin baitha tha...

Main-Bhosdk idhar kaise.

Lax-Wahaan kya karunga bhai college toh bandh hai..

Main-Shabbas.. Aaj apaney liye booked hai ye dukaan...

Lax-Jaisa aap kaho bhai..

Humlog udhar baithey or dekhtey he dekhtey bc bheed badhtey badhtey kaafi hogayi... Or finally pura Highway bandh hogaya... Or 5 Minute k andar andar Jam lagna suru hogaya... Or Turant he police ki gaadi udhar aai College ki side se kyunki main road par traffic suru hochuka tha jo jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya tha but still traffic police ne bichmein Ambulance yaa other emergency vehicles k liye jagah chudwaa di thi.. Police ki Atleast 7-10 gaadiyaan aai Jiya Uttari Pehli gaadi mein se... Or uttartey he usne mujhe call kiya...

Main-Yo...?

Jiya-Dekh rahe ho boss ye sab...?

Main-Yep... Rukk aaraha hun udhar he...

Call disconnected...

Main or Rohit Jiya ki taraf Jaane lage toh rastey mein Nicki mam or RITI mam aagaye...

Nicki-what the hell Police force is here...

Main-Yeah You can't just block an National Highway..

Nicki-Maar padegi kya yaar Inko...?

Main-Pehle Samjhaaya jaaega then daraaya jaaega uske baad maar padegi...

Hum 4on Jiya k pass pohanchey jo Abhi gang k sath baat Kar rahi thi...

Jiya-Guys Suno I know tumlog gussa ho and i promise hum un sabko jald he pakad lenge lekin usase pehle tumlog ko Highway khaali karna padega...

Abhi-Kya matlab hai pakad loge.. Pakad toh liya tha fir chhod bhi diya..

Jiya-Dekho uss time On duty officer main nahi thi or jaise he on duty officer se contact hoga uska byaan liya jaaega or Agar uski galati hui toh usse suspend bhi kiya jaaega.. But for now please move from the highway...

Abhi-Jaise he aap Unlog ko pakad loge hum hatt jaaenge..

Jiya-Guys i am being Very serious here it's an serious violation of law you can't just block an national highway... Please try to understand humaari team jaldi he un 3no ladkon ko pakad legi...

Abhi-Jaise he woh log pakadey jaaenge ussi second hum sab uth jaaenge yahaan se...

Abhi kaa confidence bheed dekh k badhta jaaraha tha ab students se jyaada local log aarahe they yaani dusri party k Chutiya log jo sarkar k uppar point maarne k liye harr mujra kartey hain aise he ek 10-12 Bandon kaa group bheed se Nikalke aage aagaya.. Jinko ek 35-40 age kaa aadmi lead kar raha tha.

Jiya-guys i am giving you guys last warning...

Tabhi woh Leader aage aaya or bola...

"Kya warning warning khel rahe ho madam bachon ko akela Matt samjhana.."

Jiya-oho ho dekho toh kon aaya hai Sumit Singh Arey tumlog ko or koi kaam nahi hai kya...

Sumit-Nahi.. Bachon darrna nahi 100 se jyaada hain humlog or tumhaare sath hain...

Jiya-First of all students main tum mein se kuch ko personally jaanti hun jaise Ashish Ajit Sneha wagairaah listen to me jo bhi karo do not listen to these guys inki baat sunana he nahi in sabka kaam he yahi hai ye log aisa kuch dhundtey hain or usme shamil hojaatey hain or fir andar he andar logon ko Provoke kartey hain uske baad jab Riots suru hojaatey hain yelog nikal jaatey hain..

Abhi-Humein inse matlab nahi hai Mam...humein Insaaf caahiye...

Jiya-Wahi toh main kehrahi hun insaaf jarur hoga... So I am telling you guys one last time please Highway khaali kardo...

Abhi-Ji nahi...

Jiya-OK as you say.. Lets do it this way...

Jiya ne Walkie Talkie Liya or uspar boli... "I need Backup At My location.... Permission to use full force Traffic is getting bigger every second it'll be Crisis soon"..

Saamne se kuch code words type reply aaya jo samjh naa aaya or last mein bola "Backup Approved jald he Aapki Location par pohanch jaaega"... Over...

Jiya-OK GUys aise caahiye toh aise karletey hain.. Baadmein bolna nahi bataaya nahi...

Ye bolke Jiya Wahaan se waapis Force ki side chali gayi...

Main-And she is mad... Bahot maar padegi bc...

Rohit-Guys You need to chill it's fucking NH9 bahot maarenge ye log maanlo meri baat...

Abhi-Humaari Bheed dekho Kitano ko maarenge... 100 police waale aajaenge or kya karenge..

Main-Ek baar force aane de ek ek ko maarenge..

Rohit-I am getting my cameras ready.. Best of luck guys...

Main Rohit Nicki mam Or Riti mam Jiya ki taraf chal diye.. Jo Apne sathi officers ko kuch samjhaa rahi thi...

Main-Yo yo..

Jiya-Dimag se paidal hain yaar yelog... ANJALI madam hain nahi ab main he Incharge hun.... Or main naa caahti yelog hospital jaaein...

Nicki-I know yaar lekin bachein hain woh.. Kuch toh karo...

Jiya-Chinta naa karo Didi Jaise he force dekhenge waise he darrke hatt jaaenge or Agar aisa nahi hua toh inmein se jo 20-30 motey tagdey yaa local log hain unko dharrenge tab apne aap samjh jaaenge.. Dont worry mera main mission yahi hai ki Atleast students ko toh hurt naa Kiya jaae..

Riti-Haan yaar ladkiyaan bhi hain so please dhyaan se...

Jiya-AP inmein se 70% Opposition k hain...

Main-I know I know..

Jiya-Or ye 10 Minute k andar andar puri Abhi gang ko apne under lelenge baaton baaton mein he pataalenge ye dekhlena... Or fir baadmein agar Abhi wagairaah hattana caahenge tab bhi naa hatt shakenge..

Main-Don't worry you got this...

Rohit - By the way Media waale kidhar hain ek bhi naa dikhraha...

Jiya-Unka sahi ilaaj karwaadiya maine koi Local allowed naa Hai idhar sabko 100 meters durr rakha hai... Warna wohlog he jyaada provoke kar detey...

Main--Nice...

15 minutes k andar andar wahaan harr galli se Police vehicles aane lage Van's Jeeps Buses woh bhi bhaari maatra mein... . Or woh sab just Humaare piche aake rukkey or usme se fir force Uttari bhenchod CRPF, RAF, Local Police Female Police... Fire department... Or sabke hath mein Shields or dandey.. Helmets vests sab pehnke full ready.. Tear gas guns, Fire trucks Paani kaa pressure maarne k liye barricades... Holy shit... Ab dono sides ki Population baraabar hogayi thi lekin problem ye hogayi ye sab dekh k protestor ki gand fatt gayi...

Rohit - Holy fucking shit... What the fuck is this...

Main-Full Movie banegi bhai full movie...

Nicki-Oh my god... That's really bad..

Main-Jyaada naa karna Haan..? Dekh k he marrjaaenge wohlog..

Jiya-Don't worry...

Jiya Force k pass chali gayi kuch sathi officers k sath salaah masvara karne...

Ab problem ye thi ki Mujhe Abhi gang dikh he nahi rahi thi bheed kaafi hogayi thi lekin bahaar ko keval local log yaa fir kissi political party k workers wahi log they shayad wohlog bichmein they... Bc fans gaye ab naa nikalne waale yelog...

Jiya waapis humaare pass aai..

Jiya-Ok Guys Tumlog Meri gaadi mein baitho thodi bahot toh force use karni he padegi... Jam bahot jyaada badh gaya hai Or jyaada badha toh fir Inke hattney k baad bhi bahot jyaada time lagega jam clear karne mein or kaafi Ambulance Or emergency vehicles bhi fanse hain....Yelo Chaabi Piche hai Gaadi..

Main - Madam aap dono jaake baitho gaadi mein mujhe ek do ko nikaalna hai idhar se..

Rohit-Bc bheed mein he kuchal jaaega...

Main-let's see bitch..

Rohit-Chal fir main bhi sath hun..

Main-Hell yeah..

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Update-102(Deva Bhai Saved The Day)



Main Force k saamne aaya wohlog position lechuke they... Pehle unmein se 1 battalion jaarahi thi usko sab follow karenge lekin main kaam unhi kaa tha..

Main-(Jorr se) Hello Guys baat ye hai ki hum Tumhaari side he hain or udhar jaarahe hain so please dhyaan rakhna ye shakal dekhlo ek baar Black shirt blue jeans meri or red shirt iski.. Kyunki humein tumhaare hath waala ye danda bilkul passand nahi hai isliye Humse durr he rakhna isko... Please...

Ispar Unlog ko hansi aagayi...

Main-Bc hans alag se rahe hai gand fod denge lagta hai...

Rohit-Yep..

Jiya-Nahi re sab jaantey hai tujhe don't worry...

Main-Jiya take care aaram se..

Ye bolke hum dono bheed ki taraf aagaye... Or andar ghuss gaye bc 5 minutes mein hum middle mein aaye wahaan jaake students dikhe bc ye sumit kaa he plan hai bc 4on taraf uske khudke bandey hain kissi ko bahar naa nikalne dene waale Yelog or jaise he Maar padni suru hogi ye log toh nikal lenge fans jaaenge bich waale.. Humein Abhi or gang milli aakhirkaar...woh sab ek sath he they unhe koi idea nahi tha ho kya raha hai.. Gand fatt gayi thi unki..

Main-Bc fans gaye naa ab itani maar padegi ki system samjh naa aaega... Or sunle inlog ki fansa diya tumlog ko...

Rohit-Bc bahaar bhi naa nikalne derahe kissiko.. hum khudki bheed mein he fans gaye....

Main--yahi plan hai inka tumhe yahaan fansa k rakhne kaa or jaise he Maar padni suru hogi ye log toh nikal jaaenge or fansoge tum log... Or yahi log Kal media mein Byaan denge Humaari government ne students par brutality dikhaai...

Rohit-humein peaceful protest caahiye tha yaar even humney sab plan kiya tha ki Ambulance fire brigade yaa other emergency vehicles ko jagah di jaaegi wagairaah wagairaah lekin ye log ne aake sab apne kabje mein leliya...

Main-Jiya ne bola tha naa yahi kaam Hai inka... Ab fanso...

Mouni-Or tum dono befaltu andar aakar fans gaye... Atleast Tum dono toh bahaar rehtey...

Main-Don't worry humein andar nahi roukk shaktey ye...

Mouni-matlab...

Main - Rohit Dikhaa toh...

Rohit - Excuse my language... Oye bhosdk Hatt maadarchod...

Ye suntey he 3-4 logon ne humaari taraf dekha or turant jagah banaai...

Rohit-Aise he 4-5 gaaliyaan deke hum bahaar pohanch jaaenge...

Main - Listen listen At least tumlog toh yahin rehna ek dusare kaa hath pakadlo bus bheed mein crush naa hojaana Police waale nahi maarenge tumhe...

Ana - Pakka... Aisa kaise...

Main-Haan yaar bus bataadena Haryana K Raajypal ki beti ho tum...

Ana-I am serious AP...

Ashish-Isliye nahi maarenge kyunki ye bolke aaya hai unko Ab dialogue maarega ye That he is the face that runs the place.. Iski power chalti hai yahaan wagairaah wagairaah..

Main-exactly... Bahot sahi... Lekin next time meri punchline ruin ki toh munh fodd dunga tera...

Lekin thodi derr or kuch nahi hua tab bc Maine socha kuch naya plan laaye hain wohlog...

Main-A Rohit Idhar aa...iss Ashish Ko pakad k uppar utha...

Ashis-Bc kyun... Aage fainkoge kya sabse..

Main-nahi re uppar se dekhna kya horaha hai....tu sabse halka hai isliye...

Humne Ahsish ko uthaaya...

Ashish - Cars aai hain udhar toh 3-4 Humaare or force k bichmein khaddi hain, oh teri Deva bhai hain...

Main-Thank God... Niche uttar bc ab.. Ok guys lagta hai bach gaye aaj tumlog.. Lets go... Hath pakad ke rakhna...

Rohit Or main sabse aage hue or bheed ko dhhamka ke dhakka deke gaali deke laat maarke hum sabko chirtey hue at last bahaar nikale... Toh wahaan Bhai kuch Orr Neta Or kuch Senior Police officers mojuud they... Bhai filhaal Jiya se baat kar rahe they toh humlog Abhi gang ko leke unke pass gaye..

Deva-Oh teri tum dono kiski side ho...

Rohit-Spectators...

Main-Exactly...

Deva-Shabbas...shabbass..ok toh ye log hain.. Toh aap sab mein se president kon hai....

Abhi-J. J. Ji sir main hun..

Deva-Are tum toh apne Shekhar Singhal k Betey ho na...

Abhi-Ji ji...

Deva-or Ye Apne Ex Home minister sahaab kaa beta hai Lucky naam haina..??

Lucky-Ji ji...

Deva-Ye Raju kaa beta hai.. Ye Ashish toh hai he.. Ye Sana.. Ye apne Raajypaal ji ki bitiya hai.. Bolo ye sab toh apne he bache hain...

Ispar woh sumit bola jo abhi abhi aaya tha..

Sumit-Jaan Pehchaan Matt nikaalo neta ji massle kaa hall nikaalo...

Deva-Oho ho Itane ache students aisi gandagi ko sath kahaan se le aaye..

Sumit-oh ho toh jaantey hain aap mujhe..

Deva-Haan Haan dekha hai tujhe kai baar harr violent protest mein sabse pehle tera he naam aata hai... Chhodo tere liye filhaal time hai nahi mere pass.. Bacho dekho first of all maafi caahunga force mangwaani padti hai national highway hai aakhir... I know ki jo bhi hua galat hua lekin chinta naa Karo saja sabko millegi or baraabar milegi caahe woh Police waala ho yaa fir woh 3 ladke... Lekin dikkat ye hai ki agar Highway thodi derr Orr bandh raha toh jam bahot jyaada badh jaaega and bahot badi problem hojaaegi Already kaafi saare Ambulance, fire trucks or other emergency vehicles fanse hue hain andar... Isliye highway ko khaali kardo... Main aashwaashan deta hun ki...

Sumit-Aashwaashan nahi neta ji Results do..

Deva-Saare Results yahin k yahin dedunga agar doobara meri baat bich mein kaati toh...

Ye sun sumit ki gand fatt gayi...

Deva-Bacho tumne madad Maangi thi inki...

Abhi-Ji nahi sir...

Deva-Ab madad caahiye inki..

Abhi-nahi sir.. Infact yahi log violent horahe hain humaare bich..

Deva-5 Minute deta hun apne sabhi sathiyon ko leke nikal 6th minute yahaan students k alaawa koi Milla toh fir itani maar padegi ki doobara protest nahi karoge kabhi...ye naa sochiyo hungama suru karke inn bachon ko aage karke Bhaag jaaega ghar se uthwaalunga bata raha hun or fir dekhunga tere liye kon protest karega...

Gupta ji-Chal re nikal bhag yahaan se..

Sumit or uske sathi wahaan se ultey pair holiye...

Deva-In jaison se bachke raha karo students ho tumlog students ki tarah raha karo thode smart bano kon baatein bana raha hai ye samjh mein aana caahiye aise he kissi ki baaton mein nahi aana kabhi.... Marwaadenge ye log kabhi.. Khair muddey ki baat humlog bilkul bhi force use nahi karna caahtey students par isliye main khud tumse keval 1 ghanta maangta hun, 1 ghantey k liye road se uthjaao iss bich unsabko tumhaare saamne laake arrest karwaaenge or Agar 1 ghanta 1 second bhi hojaae toh beshak waapis baith jaana yahaan par... Ye meri request hai kyunki bahot problem horahi hai highway bandh hone k kaaran ... Warna ye Police Staff toh dekh he rahe ho tumlog 10 Minute mein Sab saaf kardenge ye log par again main nahi caahta tumlog ko chot pohanchey.. Isliye keval 1 ghanta 1 ghantey takk yahaan side mein baitho road se or issi bich sab gunehgaar tumhaare saamne honge...

Abhi-OK sir aap khud aaye hain or kehrahe hain toh sure hum hatt jaatey hain 1 ghantey k liye..

Deva-bus fir usase jyaada caahiye bhi nahi.. Guptaji wahan side mein jagah banwaado inki Paani wagairaah kaa intejaam karwaao sabke liye..

Gupta-Ji sir...

Deva-AP tu karega help...

Main-Oh hell no... Mujhe kuch maalum nahi hai..

Deva-Kuch nahi karna keval Jack ko call kar or un 3no ladkon k naam or address bataadey Kal police report mein naam toh likhe he honge unke... Yaa ye bhi main karun... Mujhe late horaha hai..

Main--don't worry ye main kardunga...

Abhi gang waapis apne sathiyon ko samjhaane gayi... Or humlog waapis Bhai ki gaadi ki taraf aaye jahaan Nicki mam or Riti mam khaddi thi..

Riti-Good Morning bhaiya...

Deva-Morning Riti... Morning Nicki..

Nicki-Morning Bhaiya... How are you...?

Deva-Good Good...

Ni-So aapko aana he padda...

Deva-Bhai mera area hai MP hun yahaan kaa mujhe toh aana he tha...

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Update-104(Varsha)



Main wahaan se uthke side mein aagaya... Taaki sune naa baaki log ko..

Varsha - Listen Maine Ek case k silsile mein Galati se Delhi k Deputy CM k Betey ko arrest karliya or Baat bigad gayi... Or ab main bahot badi problem mein hun... I am about to get suspended.. Or tumhe maalum Hai Jab crime branch kaa koi Incounter Specialist Suspend hota hai toh kya hota hai...??

Main-haan tumhaare dushman kuttey ki tarah tumhaare piche aaenge or 24 ghantey maximum jinda rahogi tum...

Varsha - So mere pass maximum 3 - 4ghantey hain abhi uske baad suspend kardi jaaungi main.. Or ab tum he ek aise Person ho jisse main jaanti hun or jo mujhe bacha shakta Hai filhaal... Help Me AP I will owe you one..

Main-hmmm... Ok sure... I am on my way...

Varsha-oh thank god... Please hurry at Crime Branch Headquarters....

Main-I'll be there...

Call disconnected..

Main waapis unke pass aaya...

Main-Sorry Guys Gyaan kabhi baadmein dunga we gotta go now... Yo Chalo be dono..

Sam-Kidhar..

Main-Delhi...

Rohit-Main Drive karunga.

Humlog jaguar mein aae..

Ananya-Thanks a lot For The Help AP...

Main-Anytime yaar anytime...

Humlog wahaan se nikale.. Maine Rohit or Sam ko matter bataaya...

Sam-Bhosdk Jaane ki kya jarurat hai phone karwaadey...

Main-Bhosdk usme Swag kahaan Hai... Uppar se phone karwaaenge toh ek baar chhod denge baadmein fir kissi naa kissi problem mein fansegi or ye bandi bahot kaam ki hai I need her isliye personally bhai ko sath lejaaenge or wahaan saaf kardenge ki she is my friend do not touch her...

Sam-Bhai ka phone naa lagraha bc..

Main-Rukk main guptaji ko karta hun waise bhi Wohlog Delhi he jaarahe hain.. Humse pehle pohanch jaaenge...

Maine Guptaji ko call kiya...

Main-Gupta ji kidhar pohanchey...

Gupta-2-2.5 ghantey mein Delhi Pohanch jaaenge ...

Main-Brilliant bhai ko phone do toh...

Deva-haan AP...

Main-Main Delhi aaraha hun thoda problem hai...

Maine unko bataaya ki kya hua...

Deva-Yaar ye party waale kab samjhenge bc humessa police k sath he ulajh jaatey hain ek aadh din Police k hatthey chadd gaye toh gand fatt jaaegi fir phone karenge Deva bhai ye Deva bhai woh.. Chal tum log pohancho Crime branch tabtak main pohanch ke ek meeting leleta hun or jaise he pohanchney waale ho tumlog call kardena main aage he millunga...

Main-Great..

Call disconnected...

3.5 ghantey mein humlog Delhi mein enter hue or enter hotey he bhai ko call kiya ki woh Pohanch jaaein Crime branch headquarters... Humlog 20 minute mein Wahaan pohanch gaye or humaare just piche Piche bhai or Guptaji aagaye..

Deva-Tu chup rahiyo main baat karlunga Senior neta hai apne...

Main-No Problem... Main bahaar he rukkunga...

Humlog andar aaye building k toh wahaan k officers ne salute kiya bhai ko offcourse jaantey toh they he wohlog bhai ko... Commissioner kaa office first floor par tha toh humlog seedhe wahin pohanchey lift se...
Toh commissioner apne bade se office mein baitha tha uske alaawa Anjana darling bhi wahaan baithi thi deputy cm Jagdish k sath mein... Or Varsha wahan khaddi thi.. Anjana Uski help nahi kar shakti thi lekin woh try kar rahi thi ki Usse suspend naa Kiya jaae... Gate khulla tha toh bhai seedhe andar gaye or unhe wahaan dekhtey he andar mojudd sab surprised apni apni jagah par khadey hue..

Jagdish-Sir aap yahaan..

Deva-Kaise ho Jagdish Ji...

Jag-Bus aapki daya hai sir...

Deva-meeting mein jaa he raha tha toh socha raaste mein aapko bhi sath leta chalun sath sath chal padenge dono..

Jag-hehehe..

Deva-so boliye kya dikkat Hai.

Jag-So Sir hua ye Ki Jo Varsha ji hain yahaan par inhone apne Bete ko arrest kiya jo ki begunaah nikala offcourse kyunki usne kuch kiya tha he nahi... Ab arrest hua toh logon ne 100 tarah ki baatein banaai media ne bhi bhalla bura kahaa apni Party Ki reputation down hui sir toh main yahaan ye confirm Kar raha hun ki Varsha ji doobara kissi begunaah ko arrest naa karein...

Deva - Hmmm... Aap he bataaiye Jagdish Ji Aise ek Senior respected or loyal officer ko suspend karne k baad kya humaari reputation badhegi...ji nahi ghategi media or sunaaega befaltu ki... So main nahi caahta ye sab bakheda... Bahot achi officer hain ye no. 1 Incounter specialist hain Delhi ki or Uppar se ye AP ki friend hai.. Isko kuch hua then AP will be mad or usko samjhaana bahot mushqill hai...

Jagdish-Jaisa aap kaho sir koi dikkat he nahi hai nahi karunga suspend mujhe maalum nahi tha apne he sath hai ye warna main samjhaa k he chhod deta..... Or Aap bhi keval phone kardetey toh kaafi tha...

Deva-Are koi dikkat nahi hai idhar aaya hua tha toh socha khud he aajaun... Chinta Matt kijiye main samjhaadunga Varsha ko doobara aisa kuch nahi karegi...

Jagdish - Thank you sir... Chaliye meeting mein pohanchta hun main wahin milenge...

Deva-bilkul.. Pohanchiye aap..

Woh bahaar aaya or mujhe dekha usne...

Jag-AP My boy..

Main-Hello Uncle..

Jag-Sam rohit kaise ho bacho...

Sam-Good uncle...

Jag-Sorry Haan beta aapke friend kaa woh... Aakhirkaar mere Betey ko arrest kiya tha usne..

Main-Koi dikkat nahi hai uncle main samjhaadunga Varsha ko Doobara aisa kuch nahi karegi... Sorry...

Jag-are koi dikkat he nahi hai beta sorry Matt bolo.. Its all good..

Main-Thanks uncle..

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya bc ye toh sahi banda hai... Pehle Milla hun main isase ek do baar parties wagairaah mein...

Ab hum teeno andar enter hue...Toh Anjana mujhe dekh chownki....

Anja-AP...???

Main-Yo one and only...

Deva-Commisoner sahaab aap naa bahot dheet aadmi hain... Kitani baar maine bola hai ki agar meri party kaa koi matter hai toh sabse pehle Mujhe yaa Mangal ko phone kiya karo... Lekin nahi aapko toh apne Deputy cm ki sunani hai... Arrey bhai CM HM deputy cm banaaya toh sabko maine he hai..

Commi-s. S. S. Sorry sir aage se dhyaan rakhunga..

Dev-Dhyaan rakhna Jagdish ji ko tumhe suspend karne k liye 3 Bandon k sign lene padenge lekin mujhe kissi k sign ki jarurat naa padegi...

Commi-Sorry sir...

Deva-itane saal se jaantey ho fir bhi..

Comm-aapko bataata toh sir fir Jagdish sir sunaatey mereko or woh toh seedha transfer he kar detey..

Deva-Aise kaise kardetey crime branch Delhi ko jarurat hai abhi aapki...

Commi-Thankyou sir...

Deva-Varsha is A good officer we need officers like her.. Keep this in mind...

Commi-i know sir she is my best officer but kya kar shakta tha main...

Deva-aage se phone kardena itani help toh kar he dunga Tumhaari...

Commi-Thankyou sir...

Deva-Anjana ji kaisi hain aap...

Anjana-Parnaam neta ji.. Dhanywaad Meri officer ki help karne k liye...

Deva-Ye CBI ki officer hain yaa CB ki... Confirm karo bhai pehle..

Anjana-Officer CB ki hain lekin kaam CBI mein karti hain filhaal...

Deva-bahot sahi...varsha thoda dhyaan rakha karo yaar party waalon kaa... Koi meri party kaa matter ho toh AP ko call kiya karo...

Main-Oh Hell no Guptaji aapka number dedo aapko call karengi woh...

Gupta-ji..

Varsha - Thank you Deva sir...

Deva-No problem... Ok nikalna hoga late horaha hun.. Dhyaan rakhiye apna.. Tumlog se shyaam ko milta hun..

Main-bye..

Bhai wahaan se chale gaye or unke sath sath commissioner bhi bahaar takk Gaya...

Varsha-Oh my God thank you thank-you thank you so much AP... You literally just saved my life..

Main-No Problem....you supported us a while ago now I helped you that's how it works tum meri help karo main Tumhaari.... Hum toh aise he kaam kartey hain...

Anjana-Thanks AP...

Main-Oho toh aap bhi hain idhar naa koi "HI" naa koi "hello" Kamaal hogaya bhool toh nahi gayi aap humein...

Anjana-Offcourse nahi.. Bhullne laayak personality nahi ho tum...

Main-fir Kaahe ignore kar rahi ho Anjana ji...

Anjana-main kahaan ignore kar rahi hun.. Pagal hogaye ho tum...

Sam-Sorry Madam iska rojj kaa hai don't worry...

Rohit-Kissi ko toh baksh diya kar be...

Main-Shut up. Ok Varsha bye chaltey hain humlog..

Varsha-bye and thanks AP..

Main-ok Anjana dinner date kabhi baadmein karenge... Bye..

Anjana-wait what...

Lekin woh or kuch bolti usase pehle humlog 9-2-11 hogaye udhar se.. Or seedha niche gaadi mein aake baithey...

Rohit-bhosdk kissi ko toh chhod de...

Main-Nahi sabka number aaega...

Rohit-fuck u...

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Update-105(Bored As Fuck)



Humlog waapis ghar aae Kal subah Sam ko bhi Yamunanagar Jaana tha toh woh jaldi so gaya or aaj traveling or bakchodi k baad main bhi thakk gaya tha toh time se dinner karke sogaya next day subah alarm se utha fresh hua nahaa dhoke college k liye ready hua or breakfast k liye niche aaya toh pata chala ki Sam jaa chuka hai Yamunanagar k liye...Meenu ne naasta lagwaaya or main khaake Jaguar leke college k liye rawaana hogaya... College pohanch ke gaadi Park ki or Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-Yo kidhar hai...

Rohit-Sam k sath gaya main bhi..

Main-what the fuck...

Rohit-Bore horaha tha yaar udhar sorry...

Main - fuck you bitch main akela kya karunga ab yahaan...

Rohit-Sorry bitch..

Main-ok take care bc enjoy...

Rohit-love you.

Main-Jaa be gay kahin k..

Call disconnected... Maine phone cut kiya he Tha ki ek dum se mere piche se awaaj aai.. "Busy Busy Busy Your Phone never stops" Ekdum se main piche mudda toh Ananya thi wahaan..

Main-holy shit you scared the living out of me...

Ana-Sorry sorry I didn't mean that..

Main-it's ok..

Ana-By the way Great Job yesterday...

Main-frankly speaking maine kuch bhi nahi kiya... Sab Bahi ne karwaayaa...

Ana-You risked yourself to save us.. Bichmein aae tum humaare liye...

Main-Sach kahun toh keval ladkiyon k liye aaya tha main ladkon ko toh thodi bahot maar paddni he thi...

Ana-Fir bhi you came...

Main--I did..

Ana-So thanks for that we owe you one...

Main-No problemo.

Ana-by the way aaj akele kaise Sam Kal aagaya tha naa..

Main-woh Yamunanagar gaya or sath mein Rohit ko bhi legaya and now I am stuck here alone...

Ana-by the way yamunanagar kar kya rahe ho tumlog...

Main-Police work... koi bada criminal hai uske liye gaye hain sab... Jyaada kuch nahi pata mereko because mereko yahaan chhodke gaye wohlog...

Ana-Kyun...?

Main-mereko thode time baad break caahiye hota hai aise har choti moti jagah nahi ghussta mera dimag.. Or itana dimag hai bhi nahi aisi situations par waste karne ko...

Ana-Jaisa maine suna hai uss hissab se toh bahot Hai dimag tumhaare pass...

Main--actually dimag sabke pass baraabar he hota hai...

Ana-wait a minute.. Lekin Abhi tumne just kaha utana dimag nahi hai tumhaare pass...

Main-woh tumhe fansaane k liye bola tha taaki dialogue maar shakun tumpar...

Ana-Oh God you are so confusing....

Tabhi wahaan Ashish Lucky Abhi Sneha Mouni Arushi Or Sana bhi aagaye...

Ashish - Wassup men...

Main-Great... Having fun... Enjoying my time here... Trying to find new friends.. Old ones left me....

Ash-Kehna kya caah raha hai...?

Main-Abe low IQ k aadmi... Chhod tujhe gaali dene kaa mann bhi naa kar raha..

Lucky-konse puraane friends chhodgaye tereko...??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit...

Lucky-Teeno gaye bc...

Main-Haao..

Ashish-Tu akela hai matlab bc...

Main-ek minute ek minute bc kahin tu dhulai kaa plan toh nahi Banaa raha hai meri, akela samjh k...

Ashish-hehe woh time gaya bc 9th class ki baatein hain woh...

Main-Bataadiyo bhai pehle main bimaar aadmi hun maarna nahi...

Lucky-Majaak Matt karbe...

Main-Majaak k he paise hain bc teri tarah bore nahi hun main...

Lucky-By the way agar tu akela bore horaha hai toh tu humaare sath aaja jabtak wohlog nahi aatey.

Main-Ehhehehehe...mast joke Tha ek or bol toh...

Lucky-Sachmein be...

Main-Tumlog mujh akele se bhi jyaada boring ho toh kya sochke tumhaare sath aaun main...

Abhi-come on itane bhi boring nahi hain hum...

Main-Haan Haan dekha hai maine kya kartey ho tumlog... Bore maanus...

Ashish-Aaj aaj aake dekh I am damn sure you gonna like it...

Ashish ne meri taraf aankh maari jo mujhe ajeeb laga ab iske do matlab ho shaktey hain 1 yaa toh ye bhen kaa lawda gay hai dusra ye bhen kaa lawda pakka gay hai bc kon maadarchod ladke ki taraf aankh maarta hai.. Bhenchod itane saal iske sath raha achaa hua bach gaya...

Abe lawde nahi woh tereko ishaara kar raha hai...

Chalbe Dimaag lawda naa malum tereko gay log kartey hain aisha...

Chutiye uska matlab hai unke sath ghumega toh Ananya k sath Rehne kaa mouka millega... Isliye aankh maari usne...

OH my god.. Ye toh maine socha nahi bc..

Sochega bhi kaise woh kaam mera hai...

Tu apna kaam Kar lawde...

Ashish-AP so gaya kya be...

Main - Nevermind kahin chala gaya tha main... Ok i'll tag along.. Lekin jaise he bore hua main nikal lunga..

Sneha-OK.. Kya ladkiyon jaise nakhre hain yaar tere...

Main-tere ghar raha tha naa 2-4 din teri aadat lag gayi...

Sneha-Hehehe.. Very funny..

Main - thank you..

Sneha- taunt maar rahi thi main...

Main-I don't care hansi toh thi... Zee tv waali chudail k maafik...

Ashish - bus karo re...

Main-ok so mere 3 demands hain... No. 1 - Main full show off karunga jo main humessa karta hun off course...

Lucky-OK...

Main-no. 2 Koi bhi protest kaa hissa nahi hounga main...

Lucky-aaj koi protest hai bhi nahi..

Main-no. 3 Jo bhi befaltu joke maarega 2000 rs dega...

Lucky- itana paisa hai kahaan leke jaaega...

Main-mere bachon k liye bachaa raha hun main... Bc..

Ye sun sab hans diye...

Lucky-ok manjurr hai..

Main-actually ek or hai.. Koi class nahi lagaaunga main...

Abhi-koi nahi lagaaega...

Lucky-so listen aaj 3 kaam hain humaare... No. 1 College k Advisor se milna hai woh renovation wagairaah k fund jaari karne k liye unko letter dena hai jaisa Rishi Sir ne bola tha...

Main-bc Uss baat ko 10 din hogaye abtak naa diya tumlog ne...

Abhi-kahaan se dein Advisor se milana naa ho paa raha aadhe time woh aatey nahi aatey hain toh humein entry naa milti busy hain busy hain boltey rehtey peon...

Lucky-Haan bc Principal sir aashaaani se miljaatey usase toh...

Main - aaj aaye hain Rajendra sir...

Lucky-woh kon...

Main--Advisor kaa naam hai Rajendra bc... Kya neta banoge be tum..

Lucky-oh sorry... Haan aaein hain unki gaadi khaddi hai parking mein....

Main-Chalo fir... Entry karwaadeta Tumhaari..

Main unke sath holiya unke nahi Ananya k unse lawda farak nahi padta mujhe... Humlog uppar jaa he rahe they ki saamne Se Principal aata hua dikha mujhe...bc humaari taraf he aaraha tha..

Main-Oh fuck me dude...

Main turant he front se seedha piche ko aagaya... Sabne Good Morning kiya lawde ko..

Prin-AP Dikhrahe ho tum mujhe...

Main - Good Morning sir.....

Pri-tum chipp kyun rahe they...

Main-kahaan yahin toh khadda hun main sabke sath...

Pri-Abhi tum just piche gaye mujhe dekh k...

Main - I don't have any idea aap kya bolrahe hain piche toh main isliye gaya because mere senior neta aage chal rahe hain unke sath chalna achaa nahi lagega..kyun Lucky...

Ye sun unmein se kissi ne koi jawaab nahi diya bus khopaddi niche kiye khadey rahey iska matlab sabki gand fatti paddi hai Principal se... Chutiya log bhenchod gandu..

Pri - By the way class k time yahaan kya kar rahe ho tum AP...

Main-Chilling...

Pri-Padhaai nahi karni..?

Main-Ye sab bhi toh ghum rahe haina sir.. Inko bhi bolo kuch..

Pri-Aapko yaad dilwadun Mr Ankit inke pass kai saare chances hain ye fail hue toh doobara dedenge exams sath sath lekin tum fail hue toh tumhe dusara chance nahi millega seedha Rusticate hojaaoge tum agar dono semester k ek bhi subject mein back lagi toh...

Ye sun woh sab jo puttale k maafi khadey they woh sab bole..

Sab-kya...?

Pri-oh tum log ko bataaya nahi AP ne...

Main-Inko kyun bataaun... Ye kya pass karwaadenge mereko...

Pri-take care AP best of luck...

Ye bol woh lawda wahaan se Nikal gaya...

Ana-AP tum Sachmein Rusticate hojaaoge agar Fail hue toh...

Main-Haan...

Ashish-lekin college toh tera he hai...

Main-mera nahi hai be humaare trust kaa hai... Or waise bhi maine deal ki thi late admission ki... Ki main fail hua toh bahaar hojaaunga khud baa khud..

Ana-oh my god... Or tum abhi bhi classes nahi lagaatey ho 80% time... Kya lagta hai pass hojaaoge...

Main - oh hell no abhi takk ye bhi naa maalum kya topics hain..

Mouni-no way aise Matt Jaana yaar...

Main-Kon Bola jaaunga...

Abhi-fail hojaaoge toh Jaana padega naa yaar..

Main- I am bloody AP men I can do anything I want anywhere I want..... Isliye tension naa lo I'll be here.. Bore naa Karo ab...

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Update-106(Show-off)


Humlog Advisor k office k saamne pohanchey toh peon ne humein roukk liya actually humein nahi Unlog ko roukk liya kyunki mujhe toh usne dekha he nahi tha abhi takk because main sabse piche tha...

Peon-Lucky Beta busy hain Sir... Kal pakka milwaadunga...

Lucky-Jab bhi aatey hain yahi boltey ho kaka...

Main-What's up Ghansyaam kaka...?

Peon - AP...?

Main--Yo long time no see..

Main aage aaya uske pass...

Peon - AP beta kaise ho... Lambe time baad darshan diye...

Main-maska matt lagao kaka daily college aata hun I mean daily nahi lekin college aata hun kabhi kabhaar aap nahi miltey...

Peon-kya karun beta yahaan uppar duty hai ab iss ummar mein niche naa jaaya jaata ek baar aane k baad...

Main-toh ye Tumhaari galati haina apne ko thodi naa maalum hai tumko uppar bhejdiya mereko laga abtak Ghansyaam kaka toh nipat liye honge...

Peon-Subh Subh bola kar abhi Jaan baaki hai..

Main - Bore naa maaro kaka Sir se milana hai bolo toh..

Peon-Khud he jaake boldo beta rokkunga toh fir sunaaoge tum..

Main-bahot sunaaunga...

Peon - toh jaao..

Main-aise kya dekh raha hai be Bola toh Tha show off karunga..

Lucky-wahi dekh raha tha...

Main-kaka ye gay hai nevermind...

Lucky-what the fuck..

Peon-Gay kya hota hai ab..

Lucky-Kuch nahi kaka ye bakwas kar raha hai... Come on yaar AP..

Main-andar nahi Jaana kya.. Aaja main samjhaata kaka ko tumlog karwaao sign..

Wohlog andar ghusse or unke sath sath main ghussa Toh iss office mein main Chair par Rajendra sir baithey they 50-55 ki age hogi apne puraane jaankaar hain family friend bol shaktey isko... Kaafi kaam kiye hain isne dadaji k liye.. Retirement k baad idhar bhej diya bhai ne isko...

Rajendra-oho ho sab neta log aaj yahaan kaise...?

Main-Morning Sir...

Rajendra - AP...?

Main-aise kya react kar rahe ho pehchaana nahi kya...

Raj- nahi i am in shock ki tumne yahaan aane kaa kasht kiya... Or don't tell me ki tumne Inki party join karli..

Main-oh hell no keval aaj k liye time pass... Inko help caahiye...

Raj-Kya funds k liye...

Abhi-Ji sir...

Raj- letter hai abhi tumhaare pass...

Lucky-Ji Sir..

Raj-Laao main bhej dunga Rishi Sir k pass aaj he...

Abhi-bus or kuch nahi...?

Raj- what do you mean... Or kuch nahi...?

Abhi-I mean sir or kuch documents nahi caahiye kya..

Raj-caahiye haina Ek aadhar card ki photo copy ek Raashan card ki photocopy dono colored... 12 th ki dmc or 10 photos...

Main-
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Raj-or kuch caahiye kya... Or kya doge bhai..??.

Abhi-Sorry sir..

Main - actually sir inko belive nahi horaha ki itani jaldi sab nipat gaya...

Raj-very funny... Or kuch caahiye bacho..

Lucky-no sir.. thank you so much sir...

Raj-AP tumhe..

Main-Nahi... Actually Haan..

Raj-boliye sir kya help karun aapki...

Main-Canteen mein AC lagwaado...

Raj-Bed bhi lagwaadun ek...

Main-nahi andar hai bed toh..

Raj-shut up...

Main-ok... Ye Chhodo meri attendance seedhi exam mein baithney k liye jitani caahiye utani karwaado...

Raj-shut up AP... Deepu beti ko karun phone...

Main - you guys sucks... This college suck....agar main fail hua naa toh ghar pohanch jaaunga main aapke..

Raj-aajana Tumhaari Aunty yaad kar rahi thi...

Main-hehheeh very funny...

Hum sablog bahaar aae...

Main-bc ye bata ye Advisor paper leak karwaa shakta haina..??

Lucky-what the fuck is wrong with you...

Abhi-bhai Advisor tha woh uske saamne bhi... Principle se jyaada chalti hai uski...

Main-uski chinta naa kar mera khaas hai woh.. Bc pass kaise hounga ye sochana padega Budhaau principal toh Chinta mein daal gaya yaar aaj..

Mouni-mere dad hain yaar woh.. Itane bhi budhe nahi hain.....

Main--Lagtey toh hain... Tumlog mein se last semester pura clear kiska hai...

Lucky-kissi kaa nahi...

Main--Great....

Arushi-mera clear hai... Ananya kaa bhi..

Main-tera semester saala kahaan se clear hogaya tujhe toh ghanta kuch nahi aata tha...

Arushi - oh hello...

Main-yes hello kon bol raha hai...?

Arushi - maine padhai ki hai full...

Main-Cheating maarke pass hui hogi off course...

Arushi-nope...

Main-mereko tution degi..?

Arushi-go to hell...

Main-please..

Arushi-go to hell..

Main-iss saal ek subject bhi naa clear hone kaa terese shraap lagega mera.. Ananya tum karogi help...

Ana-Well sure... Itani trouble mein ho tum surely jab bhi free period ho mereko bataadena..

Main-brilliant...

Actually maine Jaan bujh kar Arushi ki beijatti ki thi taaki woh mujhe help karne se mana kare or fir main Ananya se help mang shakun bitch i am so smart...

Lucky-Abe tu aise bich bich mein hang hoke khadda naa hojaaya kar...

Main-Abe Noob teri tarah ek kaam nahi hai mereko ek time par 50 jagah dimag hota hai mera sab dekhna padta hai be...

Hum sab canteen mein aae Lucky ne sabke liye coffee order ki...or main uthke andar Guffa mein gaya or Cigarette jalaai bc akele akele puri cigarette peeney kaa maja he kuch Orr hai... Peeke mouth freshner khaake main bahaar nikala... Toh bahaar keval Ananya he baithi thi...

Main-what the hell baaki log kahaan gaye..

Ana-Seniors se millne...

Main-bade bukhad log hain itani jaldi coffee peegaye...

Ana-yep..

Main-kya hua waise...

Ana-Seniors naraaj hain Abhi se...

Main-Honge he 80% posts Seniors ki hoti hai College mein tumlog ne unko 10% naa dee... Agli baar support takk naa karenge tumlog ko...

Ana-I don't care main bus students ki help karne k liye inke sath mein hun kiska kya hai mujhe koi matlab nahi...

Main--nice nice..

Ana-Let's go dekhtey hain kya hua... I think kuch toh dikkat Hai...

Main-Let's go.. Kidhar Jaana Hai by the way..

Ana-First floor...

Humlog uppar aae toh wohlog bahaar he khadey they Abhi gang thi or 10-12 seniors they or unko dekh k lag nahi raha tha haal chaal theek hai... Heated argument jaari thi... Humlog thoda piche he rukke unse.. Ab dikkat ye thi seniors mein Sab Rohit k saathi they or Sathmein Ritu or uski friends bhi thi...

Ana-oh god not again..

Main-Nice...

Ana-you coming..?

Main--no thanks.. Main seniors k matters mein nahi padta..

Ana-Aao naa yaar tum bologe toh Maan jaaenge...

Main - I hate this stuff so much....

Ana-I know Inko help kar kar k thakk gaye hoge tum bhi..

Main--exactly... Rukko kardeta hun.. Tum jaao unke pass..

Ananya unke pass chali gayi or Maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Rohit-Yo Wassup..

Main-Abe woh Subham ko call karke bol toh Matter drop kare baadmein sultaalena karke...

Rohit-kya matter..?

Main-woh baadmein tu bol abhi call karke... Bol class lagaale aaram se... Nahi toh gand fod dunga fir tu kahega baadmein...

Rohit-naa naa be theek banda hai boldeta hun main..

Call disconnected..

Thodi derr baad Subham kaa phone baja main samjh gaya Rohit kaa hai tab main udhar chal padda Usane baat ki or cut kardiya.. Tabtak main bhi wahaan pohanch gaya...

Subham-Baat teri meri thi isme Rohit bhai ko kyun involve kar raha hai...

Abhi-Maine kab involve kiya..

Main-Subham Sir kaise ho..

Subh-AP bhai parnaam parnaam...

Main-Parnaam bhai parnaam..

Ritu-Hi...

Main-Hello madam... Kahaan gayab ho aajkal...?

Ritu-Ghar gayi thi sir..

Main -nice nice.. By the way yahaan Kya hua...?

Subh-wahi puraana matter bhai...

Main- Tujhe maalum tumlog kaa he dimag kharaab hai Rohit se baat kiya tha main iss baare mein kuch din pehle usane bataaya ki tumlog election time khussi khussi Inko support kiye jitwaa bhi diya lekin apni posts confirm nahi ki.. Ki jeetane k baad badle mein kya loge ussi time agar pakka karletey toh Inko deni he padti seats ab ghumtey raho pagalon ki tarah.. Kaaeko support kiya tha bc..

Subh-bharosa karke pachtaa rahe hain bhai kya karein..

Main-kya karna hai next election mein faad Dena khudki Party banaao..

Subh-aap support karoge toh banaaun...

Main - Abe saare seniors tere sath hain Rohit kaa uttaraadhikaari hai tu ghanta mere support ki jarurat hai tujhe waise he jeetjaaoge...chal chhod bore naa maar ab baadmein baat karenge Rohit ko aane de ek baar..

Subh-OK bhai... Aao baithtey hain andar..

Main-Naa re gharse call aaya hai jaaraha hun baadmein aaunga...

Subh-OK bhai...

Humlog wahaan se waapis aae...

Main-Told You tumlog bahot boring ho... Bye baadmein milta...

Ashish - bye bhai...

Ananya-Bye...

Main waapis ghar aaya Abeer se contact kiya usane bataaya sab shanti hai lekin Kal subah koi badi lead milli hai toh action hoga.. Kuch toh bakchodi thi bc kuch toh miss kar raha tha main itana simple nahi ho shakta sab kuch toh hone waala hai kahin naa kahin toh kuch chutt gaya hai... Kuch simple see baat hai kyunki koi problem hoti toh main samjhaata...

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Update-107(Its Time)



Next day subah main fir college pohancha Pehli 2 classes lagaai... Fir free period tha toh Sab canteen ki taraf nikal liye...

Ana-AP aarahe ho tum...

Main-kidhar...?

Ashish-Canteen mein...

Main-Yep.. Or yahaan baithke kya karunga...

Wahaan se main Abhi gang k sath canteen mein aaya Coffee order ki or unke sath baithgaya..

Ashish-So what's new...

Main-Mere shoes new hain 2nd time pehney hain aaj...

Ajit-lol..

Ashish-I mean kya Naya hua hai..

Main-kuch bhi nahi yahin toh hun main mujhe kya maalum...

Ashish-Mereko Sachmein believe nahi horaha tujhe yahaan chhodke gaye wohlog..

Main - Uska main kya kar shakta hun ab jo hai tere saamne hai...

Mera Phone baja maine pick kiya Abeer kaa tha...

Abeer-Haweli Pohanch jaldi se..

Main-Kya hua...

Abeer-Problem...

Main-Kitani badi...

Abeer-Bahot badi... Kand hogaya hai..

Main-fuck me dude.. On my way..

Call disconnected..

MAIN-FUCK...

Ashish-Kya hua...?

Ana-AP all Good???

Main-Yep all good.. I gotta go see you guys around...

Ye bolke maine coffee bichmein he chhodi or seedha parking mein aaya gaadi nikaali or haweli ki taraf nikala... Bc ab kya hogaya mujhe laga he tha kuch na kuch gand masti hogi he... Main jitana jaldi ho shake Haweli Pohancha wahaan hall mein Abeer Baitha tha...

Main - Kya hua bc...? Jaldi boll...

Abeer-baith.. Sabse pehle toh important baat Sam Rajat Pooja or Rohit ko goli lagi hai...

Main-what..? What the fuck...? Kya bc kyun.. Kaise..

Abeer-Sam or Rohit theek hain Rohit ko bus chuu k nikal gayi hai or Sam ko tang mein lagi hai... Lekin Pooja ko ribs mein lagi hai goli abhi stable hui hai woh just Anjali se baat hui meri abhi theek hai woh.. Bullet proof vests ki wajah se bachgayi woh aaj... Rajat ko shoulder mein goli lagi jiss wajah se woh chhat(roof) se niche girra uska right leg fractured hai...

Main-holy fucking shit... Par bc hua kaise ye sab...? Kyun..?

Abeer-Kyunki woh thakur bhen kaa lawda darrpokk hai..

Main - matlab...?

Abeer-Pehla mission tha humaara Yogeshwar naam kaa banda jo Delhi kaa kaafi popular or most wanted shooter hai Or Gautam kaa cousin hai yani woh Thakur Dilip k Cousin kaa beta hai... Woh Gautam k liye kaam karta hai mostly or uski khaasiyat ye hai ki ek kaam niptaake woh seedha Delhi chala jaata hai or chupp jaata hai fir wahaan ek kaam niptaake yahaan aake chupp jaata hai.. Toh kal humein ek lead milli ki aaj subah Yogeshwar gaon k ek Vyaapaari ko udaane waala hai early morning 5.30-6.00 am jiske liye humlog 2 teams mein bantey Rohit Main Sam Pooja or Rajat ek team mein they or humaare sath 6-7 thakur k aadmi they armed... Humlog ne usko dekha Uske sath 8-9 bandey they humney positions lee or Thakur k Bandon ko piche chhod diya humaari backside cover karne k liye.. Ab firing suru hui no doubt Yogeshwar or uske sathi kaafi ache shooter they lekin gand yahaan Marri k thakur k logon ne ek goli takk naa chalaai even woh sab k sab wahaan se Bhaag nikale or humaara cover gaya kaam se or hum 4on taraf se ghirr gaye koi choice naa thi chippney k alaawa.. Jabtak anjali or dusri team nahi aai tabtak Sam Rohit Pooja and Rajat injured hochuke they... Humne Yogeshwar k 6 sathi dherr kardiye lekin woh bach nikala...

Main-Lekin bhenchod un thakur k logon ko kya hua goli kyun nahi chalaai..

Abeer-Sun sun gussa Matt Kar puri baat sun...

Main-Bhosdk gussa naa karun toh kya karun..

Abeer-humlog sabko hospital leke gaye thakur k bandey or thakur bhi wahin they maine un Bandon ko pakada jo humaare sath they unse pucha ki bhaage kyun toh bole Thakur ne unhe khudke Relatives par goli chalaane se mana kiya tha kyunki Yogeshwar thakur k family kaa he hai... Fir maine thakur ko pakada toh woh bolta hai sorry hum apne he gharwalon par goli nahi chalaa shaktey hum caahtey hain ki wohlog keval Jail jaaein taaki sudhar shakein wohlog toh maine kahaa dude yogeshwar k uppar Atleast 25+ murder cases hain this is not how this all works... Fir kehta hai tum sablog bhi jaa shaktey ho agar tum humaare pareewar k logon par goli chalaaoge toh...

Main-Ohhhh my goddd... Bhosdk kasam se main iss thakur k pure khaandaan ki Maa chod dunga... Bhenchoddddddd....

Abeer-Gussa naa kar be gussa nahi...

Main - or kya karun bhenchod ab.. Abeer i need to kill this Yogeshwar guy uski khopaddi mein goli maarunga uss thakur k aankhon k saamne...

Abeer-chal toh fir Delhi nikal gaya hoga abtak toh woh...

Main-nahi hum kho jaaenge usko dhundtey dhundtey humein ghanta kuch maalum nahi hai uske baare mein... Kaise kaam karta hai kahaan se kaam karta hai wagairaah wagairaah kuch nahi maalum humein so humein bahot time lag jaaega usko dhundaney mein...

Abeer-Toh...?

Main-Idea... Bc gajab...

Abeer-kya gya..?

Main-Dekhta jaa.

Maine Varsha ko call kiya..

Main-Hello darling..time to pay back your debts... I need your help...?

Varsha-jarur, bolo kya caahiye...?

Main-Tum Yogeshwar naam k badey ko jaanti ho...?

Varsh-Kon woh shooter...?

Main-Exactly...

Varsha-haan kaafi ache se kuch Time se radar par hai woh lekin time naa millraha uske liye...

Main-Perfect.. So deal ye hai ki tumhe uske saathiyon ko udaana hai jo kam he bache honge or usko jinda pakadna hai hath yaa pair mein goli maar shakti ho..ab question ye hai ki jaldi se jaldi kitani derr mein kar shaktey ho tumlog ye kaam...?

Varsha-Hmmmm..lets say 4-6 ghanton mein hojaaega...

Main-main tumhe 4 ghantey deta hun kuch bhi karo jisko paise khilaane hain information k liye usko paise khilaao koi bichmein aae arrest karo koi problem ho toh Seedha mere pass call karo....

Varsha-I think humlog 4 ghantey mein karlenge...

Main - So ye Crime branch kaa official incounter case hoga bus report banana ki Uske sab sathi maare gaye or yogeshwar Bhaag gaya tumlog uske piche ho... Jaise he Yogeshwar mille mujhe call karna main tumhe ek location dunga wahaan pohanch Jaana....

Varsha-ok.. Lekin hua kya jo itana sab karwaa rahe ho...?

Maine usko bataaya kya hua...

Var - oh god wohlog theek toh hain..?

Main-Abhi sab theek hain don't worry...

Var-OK jald se jald contact karti hun tumhe main...

Main - ok thanks...

Call disconnected...

Main-Gajab.

Abeer-Varsha kaa kya scene hai...

Main-iski help ki thi maine kal yaa Parson... Toh ek favour tha iske uppar or kasam se agar Yogeshwar ko koi jaldi dhund shakta Hai toh woh varsha or uski team he hai ye log Suungh k dhunletey Bandon ko...

Abeer-Gajab...Bhai or Babhi Yamunanagar k liye nikal gaye they maine aatey he bataaya unko humlog bhi nikalein...?

Main-Abhi nahi Bina badle k Unlog ko shakal nahi dikhaane waala main bc...

Abeer-Ok...

Main-Pehle Jiya ko call kar matter samjha or bol jo case hai usse drop karo or Ami ko leke jald se jald yahaan aajao..

Abeer-Ok...

Main - Sun sathmein jack ko bhi call kar bol ready hojaa bandey leke 50-60 bahot hain jyaada nahi caahiye.... With weapons...

Abeer-Ok...

Main-woh bhi bus thakur ko darane k liye Unlog ko mission mein involve nahi karenge humlog...

Abeer-kyun...?

Main-Jarurat nahi hai uppar se jitane kam bandey utani kam casualties... Humlog he karlenge...

Abeer-matlab tu bhi Join kar raha hai ye case...?

Main-off course bhenchod main kar raha hun gand naa fodd dunga "Bitch No One Hurts My Family And Lives"....

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Update-108(Its Time)



Ye Sab 11:00 am par suru hua Ektaraf Varsha or uski team Yogeshwar k piche lag gayi or idhar humlog Unka wait kar rahe they Jiya Ami or Jack Haweli aachuke they or sahi bataaun toh sab kaafi gussa they hona bhi caahiye... Humein ab wait karna tha uss bhosdk Yogeshwar k bina nahi jaaunga main munh uthake.. Bhenchod "Hum Sareef Kya hue Puri duniya Maadarchod hogayi" ... Bc harr koi halke mein leraha hai jabse aaya hun matlab agar chain se baitha hun tab bhi baithney nahi doge.. Or uppar se bhenchod ye Abeer Or Ami kuch karne nahi detey jab bhi gussa hota hun khud matter solve karke nikal letey hain bc itana gussa ikkatha hoke kissi naa kissi ki gand maardega or yahaan mujhe woh kissi naa kissi Yogeshwar lagraha hai... Lekin Baat Abeer or Ami ki bhi sahi hai agar main aise chindi choron k khilaaf apna gussa nahi rouk shakta yaa fir apne aap ko control nahi kar shakta toh bhenchod kya faayda itane time takk gand marwaane kaa choti picture ye hai lekin mereko badi Picture offer hui hai uske baare mein sochana caahiye woh 1.5 saal woh Vertigo kaa paglaaya AP woh AP Jisko lawda farak nahi padta tha kon Marr raha hai kon nahi... Kisko thokana hai kisko nahi.. But still agar yahaan woh waala AP aaya toh bhenchod bahot log marenge isliye faayda issi mein Hai ko control karna seekhun warna yahaan aane kaa koi faayda hai nahi Abhi toh Red John bhi 1% nahi hua hai uske baad Sanjay bhi hai jo Red John se bahot badi cheej hai... So iss pure paragraph kaa saar yahi hai ki Control AP control... Ye thodi naa Keh raha hun main ki ekdum chutiya banjaa gussa kar surely kar lekin itana nahi ki dikkat hojaae...

Main-Kitana bolta haibe dimag tu maadarchod chain se baithney bhi nahi deta... Chupkar lawde sab samjh gaya main... Shanti rakh ab...

Ab 11 baje k baad seedha 1.30 pm par mere pass Varsha kaa call aaya...

Main-Yo...

Varsha-Yogeshwar ki location milgayi hai 100% pakki khabar hai sathmein 3 se 5 bandey ho shaktey hain.. Toh tumhe uske alaawa koi jinda caahiye...? Kyunki information k hissab se woh sab k sab Wanted criminals hain or Humaari list mein pehle se hain..

Main-bilkul bhi nahi Mujhe bus wahi caahiye unsabka credit tumlog lelo... Credit toh iska bhi lelena mujhe farak nahi padta bus ek baar isko meri location par le aana or ye dikhaawaa karna woh Bhaag gaya...

Varsha-Got it... Jaise he package milta hai main call karti hun...

Call disconnected..

Abeer-kya hua...?

Main-bus sab sahi raha toh jald miljaaega woh bus bc cross firing mein woh Marr naa jaae warna pure swag ki gand marrjaaegi..

Jiya-So ab kya karein... Wait...??

Main-Yep..

Or thodi he derr baad Varsha kaa call aaya firse...

Var-Got him boss...

Main-Brilliant awesome.... Suno Yamunanagar pohanchney mein kitana time lagega tumhe...

Var-3 Hours... I guess..

Main - Brilliant Main ek Location bhejta hun wahaan leke pohancho usko...

Var - ok boss...

Call disconnected..

Abeer- Milgaya...?

Main-hell yeah Bola toh Tha Varsha Kaam ki cheej hai...

Jiya-Woh wahin jaaenge kya...?

Main-Haan chalo humlog bhi Nikaltey hain... JACK bandey ready hain...

Jack-Bilkul Sir...

Main-Tumlog follow karna humein...

Jack - OK sir..

Maine Apni dono Deagels Lee or Maserati bahaar nikaali...220 kms tha or jaldi pohanchana tha toh Maserati se better kya hai bc..

Main, Abeer Ami or Jiya maserati mein aaye... Humaare piche 15 gaadiyaan or thi jisme 60 - 65bandey they woh bhi with weapons and fully geared up... Sathmein Jack Or Vinnie..

Humlog ne Gaon se nikaltey he speed pakad Mast Highway tha toh gaadi 130+ takk jaarahi thi humlog 160 kms aachuke they 4 baje takk.... ki tabhi Bhai kaa call aagaya Woh or Babhi abeer k aatey he Yamunanagar k liye nikal gaye they..

Main-Ji bhai... Sab theek hain...?

Deva-haan abhi hospital se he aaya hun main Sam Or Rohit ko sath le liya Tha rajat or Pooja ko kuch time rakhenge Hospital mein... Lekin chinta ki baat nahi hai...

Main-chalo thank god..

Deva-Sun abhi Haweli mein hun main Or ye thakur bolraha hai ki ye humein Unko maarney ki permission nahi dega keval arrest karo yaa fir deal khatam... Bhaad mein gayi aisi seats family always comes first humein ghanta farak nahi padta... Isko bataane waala hun main kon hun bc..

Main-naa naa mere pass or bhi better idea hai.. Aaraha hun usko bolo AP k pass saare jawaab hain thoda wait kare..

Deva-Ok kitani derr...?

Main-1 ghanta maximum lagega...

Deva-Ok...

Call disconnected...

Or hum 4.45 takk unke gaon mein enter kar gaye or theek 5.00pm par hum unki haweli k saamne they guards ne Abeer ko dekh gate khola unki gand fatt gayi itani gaadiyaan dekh kar hum seedha lawn mein line se enter hue Maserati uske baad Audi's BMW's Mercedes.. Apne khass Bandon kaa khass khayaal rakhtey hain humlog...

Ab Sablog wahaan hall mein he they Bhai, Babhi, Mangal, Anjali, Ravi, Sam or Rohit... Unke alaawa Thakur Dilip Singh, uska Mla pota or Poti Gunjan woh Kidnapping waala thakur Baldev Singh Uske alaawa 3no Mla's... Woh sab Chairs par baithey they Or Humein dekh sab apni apni jagah khadey hue sabse pehle Maserati mein se humlog uttare or sath sath sab bandey uttare ek ek kar bhenchod ekdum South movies waala scene tha sab k Pass apni Legal Pistols...

So ek second kaa break letey hain thoda logic samjhaadeta hun sabko... Humaare pass 3 type k bandey hain No. 1 Jo humaari personal security Agency k hain jo humaare business, Ghar, Farmhouse yaa humaari party k important neta log ko security provide kartey hain yaani jo legally privileged hain iss kaam k liye ye numbers mein bahot jyaada hain Yaani humaari khudki Security agency hai Jisse Rishi Dekhta hai...Inko humaare Security Guards bol shaktey hain.. Second Woh bandey Jo Gang members type hain yaani Jab koi lafda hota hai yaa kissi ko tapakwaaney kaa hota hai tab bahaar aatey hain yaani humaare personal gundey ye log bhi normal Security Guards he hain lekin time aane par ye log khoonkhaar banjaatey hain inmein se jyaada tar uss time k hain jab bhai Gangstar roop mein aagaye they.. Bhai badal gaye uppar se toh ye log bhi uppar se badal gaye... Inko Jack dekhta hai....no.3 hain Abeer k bandey yelog ko bhi bhai he leke aae they jab lekin jab Abeer ko haryana se Mumbai Jaana padda toh yelog uske sath nikal gaye Ye sabse khatarnak hain reason hai Ki in sabki training abeer k under hui hai ab jab trainer he jaanwar hoga toh yelog bhi jaanwar he honge. Ye sab k sab pichle 10+ saal se humaare liye kaam Kar rahe hain.... Ye special trained log hain bole toh ek dum danger log bc cheer faad detey hain weapons expert, Vehicle expert, tech expert wagairaah wagairaah Inki jarurat bahot Kam padti hai mereko abtak 3 baar he jarurat paddi hai inki I guess Pehli baar jab Mohan ne Mujhe or baaki ko kidnap kiya tha or Abeer ki entry hui thi tab uske sath inmein se kuch snipers they... Uske baad Jab Fake Rishi Waala kand hua tha yaani Vijay ne dhoka diya tha tab Or uske baad last mein jab Surendra k Bandon se figth hui thi tab bhi inmein se kuch bandey they... Yaani point ye hai yelog jab burri waali gand marrti hai tab he bahaar nikaltey hain.. Or fir aake sabki gand maarke waapis so jaatey hain...

Back To Present:-

Haweli kaa scene ye tha ki Thakur Family aankhein faadey humaari taraf he dekhrahi thi Varsha thodo derr mein yahaan pohanchney waali thi bus fir Bang Bang...

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Update-109(Its My Way)



Main Uttartey he Seedha Sam Or Rohit k pass aaya.. Unke Sath Babhi khaddi thi.

Main-Bc theek ho tumlog..

Sam-Cool men bus tang mein lagi thi...

Rohit - Same..

Babhi-Dekhraha haina tu ye sab...

Main-Don't worry Sam Kaa rohit kaa Rajat kaa Pooja kaa sabka badla lega AP... Don't you worry a bit...

Uske baad Main seedha middle mein aaya or mere wahaan aatey he Woh Thakur Dilip ne bolna chaalu kiya....

Dilip-So sabse pehle toh humlog maafi caahtey hain ki ye sab hua lekin jaisa ki maine Deva ji ko bataaya humlog apne he family k logon ko chot nahi pohancha shaktey...

Main-u know sabse gajab baat kya hai Tumhaari family ki wajah se meri family ko chot pohanchi hai...

Dilip-or uske liye maine maafi maangli aapse pehle he...

Main--Tumhaari maafi unsabko theek kardegi..?? Maalum Hai tum jiss bandey ko bachaane ki baat Kar rahe ho Yogeshwar uske uppar 20 se jyaada confirmed murders 4 half murders or 4 Rape k case hain...

Dilip-Lekin fir bhi khoon toh hai humaara..

Main-Oh! This is cool I love it I love it..

Dilip-Ye sab bakwass bandh karo maine kahaa we are sorry for what happened.. Ab 2 options hain jo already maine Deva ji ko dediye they tumhe bhi Bataa deta hun...

Main-mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tumhaare options se do you have any idea kisase baat Kar rahe ho tum I am AP bitch No one hurts my family and lives unmein se ek ek ko maarunga Tumhaari aankhon k saamne maarunga or tum ghanta mera kuch nahi ukhaad paaoge...

Ye sun puri thakur family ki bodies mein sursuri doud gayi...

Dilip-dd. D. D. Deva ji Main abhi deal khatam karta hun...

Main-Fuck your deal.. Mujhe nahi caahiye Tumhaari deal jo cheej mujhe caahiye woh hai Gautam kaa pura Khaandaan woh bhi dead...

Dilip-T. T. T. Tum a. A. A. A. Aisa nahi kar shaktey... E. E. E...

Main-Ohh! You have no idea main kya kya kar shakta hun....

Dilip-. T. Tum humein dhamki derahe ho...

Main-Oh hell yeah main dhamki deraha hun tumhe... Tum apne aap ko thakur kehtey ho kalank ho tum thakur k naam par tum Unlog ko bachaane ki koshish kar rahe ho jinhone saikdon logon ko mout k ghaat utaara hai saikdon pareevaron ko ujaad diya najaane kitani ladkiyon ki jindagi kharaab kardi... Or tum unhe bachaaana caah rahe ho... Well dikkat ye hai tum nahi bachaa shaktey kissi kaa Baap bhi nahi bacha shakta... Tumne kahaa unke sath jo gundey hain unko maar shaktey ho in bhaadey k tattoo ko maarne mein koi pareshaani nahi hai lekin ashli gunehgaar ko nahi maaroge... This is absurd..

Wahaan k maahool k hissab se ye saaf tha ki keval thakur he ek tha jo Mana kar raha tha baaki Sab uske khilaaf they but decision uska tha toh support karna pad raha tha... Ye mujhe isliye laga ki woh 3 Mla or thakur k pota or Poti ne abtak meri koi baat kaa jawaab nahi diya tha even Thakur Baldev bhi chup chaap khadda tha.... Woh sab keval sir jukhaa k khaddey they yaani sharmeenda they woh log bhi...

Main-Kahaan k leader ho tum in 3 Mla's k... Inke cehre dekho ye sharmeenda hain tumpar kyunki Tumhaari so called family ne inke areas ki behen betiyon ki jindagiyaan ujaadi hain logon ko maarke pure parewaar ki jindagiyon ko narak banaadiya hai... Ye log sirf or sirf unki mout caahtey hain.. Because that's what they deserve... Arrey in Mla's ko Chhodo apne Pota Poti ko dekho unka sir bhi Sharam se jukha hua hai...

Ye sun thakur ne apna chehra niche karliya.... Or issi bich Varsha kaa message aaya ki woh haweli k bahaar pohanch gayi hai...

Main-Fuck this shit I don't have time for all this... Sabse pehle toh mere pass ek Gift hai tumlog k liye uske baad main tumhe meri 2 choice dunga..

Ye bolke main babhi ki taraf aaya unka hath pakada or apne sath leke Gaadiyon ki taraf chal diya or seedha Vinnie k pass gaya.. Mere Sath Ami or Anjali bhi aai..

Main-Ami bahaar Varsha khaddi hai Package k sath le aao andar or Varsha ko Bolo thoda wait kare bus.

Anjali - Please tell me tune usko pakad liya...

Main-offcourse darling I am AP afterall..

Anjali-You are great..

Ye bolke woh dono bahaar ki taraf chali gayi..

Main-Vinny babhi ko Hospital mein leke jaao jahaan Rajat or Pooja hain or wahin rukkana koi bhi bichmein aae seedha thokdo usko...

Vinny-Sure sir..

Main-Babhi Vinny hospital lejaaega aapko yahaan kaa scene aapke dekhne laayak nahi hai..

Babhi-OK... Dhyaan se..

Main-Sure...

Ye bolke Vinny or kuch bandey Babhi k sath chale gaye or main waapis bichmein aaya.. Ab mujhe thakur se matlab nahi tha woh Nahi bolega gand fatt gayi thi uski... Isliye maine un 3 Mla's or Thakur k Potey ki taraf rookh kiya..

Main-So Bhailog mujhe pata hai tumlog Ye tumhaare thakur se bilkul khuss nahi ho don't worry main bhi nahi hun... Tum sabko mouka millega...

Tabhi Ami Yogeshwar ko leke andar aagayi jo hatkaddiyon mein tha or munh se bhonkta hua andar aaya..40-45 ki age bhaddi Shakal medium height jhant baraabar kapdey..... Yogeshwar ko wahaan dekh Thakur logon ki toh jo gand fattni thi wo fatti he even apne team waalon ki bhi aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi...

Mangal-What the fuck is this...

Deva-Abe ye toh Yogeshwar he haina...???

Abeer-Surprise...

Iss bich woh Yogesh chup naa horaha tha bakchodi kiye jaaraha tha mujhe kholo, mard ki tarah muqabla karo wagairaah wagairaah...

Ami-Dude what the fuck is he saying...

Main-Ye kehraha hai ki humlog usse ek real aadmi ki tarah treat karein or uski hathkaddi kholke theek se fight karein...

Ami - Sure bud sure..

Main - Bhaddi shakal k tune 4 ladkiyon kaa rape kiya jab woh bandhi hui thi or tu mard hone ki baat karta hai.. Lekin, lekin main teri iccha jarur puri karunga... Ami...

Ye suntey he Ami ne uski hathkaddi kholli...

Main-Isko haraa dey yahaan se jinda chala jaaiyo...

Yog-Apne waadey se mukkarna nahi..

Ladki ko saamne dekh woh toh hogaya khuss maano haraadega or nikal lega yahaan se... Lekin bhenchod Halwa hai kya Ami aise he naa kehtey isko...

Main-Ami.. Make his last time on earth painful..

Ami-As you say boss...

Ab maine waapis Thakurlog ki taraf dhyaan diya...

Main-Don't worry guys ye toh marrega surely marrega... Lekin tum sabke liye mere pass 2 choices hain...

Yogeshwar ne maarne kaa try kiya Ami ko par bc ek baar usko touch bhi nahi kar paaya maarna toh bahot durr ki baat hai lekin badle mein Ami ne usko 3-4 punch jarur jadd diye.. Jinse woh thoda bokhla saa gaya...

Main-So Pehli choice ye hai tumlog k liye main Gautam ko maarunga or uske sathiyon ko bhi isme koi sochne waali baat hai he nahi caahe woh kissi kaa bhai ho yaa Baap I don't care lekin iske sath sath main tumhe Gautam k pareewar k jo innocent members hain unko bachaane kaa mouka dedunga yaani jo bekashur hain Uski Maa yaa behen wagairaah..... Unko nahi maarenge humlog lekin ye hum decide karenge ki kon innocent hai unmein se...

Ami ne uska thobda sujaa diya tha maar maar k naak or munh se khoon behney lagaa uske or right hand bhi I guess gaya tha kaam se kyunki woh uthaa nahi paaraha tha usse.....

Main-Ye toh tha pehla option in short Join us... Ab dusara option thoda galat hai.. Thoda nahi kaafi galat hai I mean... Dusara option ye hai ki I will kill all of them and unke sath tum sabko bhi thokdunga kyunki agar tum unko support karoge toh fir mere hissab se tumlog mein or unmein jyaada farak hai nahi... So main tumlog ko net 1 minute kaa time deta hun jald se jald apna decision banaalo...

Dusari taraf Yogeshwar kaa haal behaal hochuka tha woh apne ghutano par tha or Ami uske thobadey par kick dene he waali thi lekin usase pehle ek jump lagaake maine uski taang hawa mein he pakadli...

Abeer-holy shit that movement was fast as fuck...

Mangal - bc flash hai kya tu itani jaldi wahan kaise pohancha...

Ami-Yaar Kya mast flow se kick jaarahi thi...

Main-Tu he khatam kardegi toh main kya hilaane aaya hun yahaan... Bus hogaya tera baith...

Main-So thakur log taiyaar ho...??

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Main-So thakur family taiyaar ho...??

Dilip-Dd. D. Dekho jarur koi dusara raasta hoga....please thoda socho...

Thakur dheela pad gaya tha padna he tha gand naa fod dunga maadarchod ki...

Main - Sorry 2 he they raastey or dono tumhaare saamne hain...

Dilip-Please...

Lekin woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle uska Pota bol pada kya naam tha uska Aman Haan Aman...

Aman-Hum aapke sath hain... We join you...

Main - OH hell yeah that's what I am talking about...

Or uske piche piche he woh teeno mla bol padey...

Mla1-Sahi kahaa Aman ne hum puri tarah se aapke sath hain...

Mla2-ji bilkul time aagaya Hai ki Gautam ko uske kiye ki saja mille.. Jinko usne maara hai woh bhi humaare parewaar ki tarah they.. So humein usase koi lena dena nahi hai beshak maardo usko...

Main - Brilliant...

Aman-Dadaji idhar aaiye...

Ye sun woh Thakur, Aman, Gunjan or woh teeno mla ek kone mein chale gaye... Idhar woh Yogeshwar baitha baitha Dard se ro raha tha...

Main-Bitch shut the fuck up itana bura bhi nahi maara hai tereko...

Mangal-great job bc Insabko he ek dusare k khilaaf kardiya...

Main-Nahi khilaaf nahi honge dekhlena ye Thakur yahaan aake bolega ki I am sorry wagairaah wagairaah or fir kahega main mere potey ko he mukhiya banaata hun... Wagairaah wagairaah...

Wohlog waapis aaye or thakur seedha mere saamne aaya... Or bolne laga i am sorry main mere parevaar k monh mein andha hogaya tha wagairaah wagairaah.. Ye sab already expected tha mujhe...

Dilip- or nahi chala shakta ye sab main toh abhi or issi waqt main apna padd mere potey aman ko sonpta hun...

Ye sun baaki sablog ne mujhe ghurra ki mujhe kaise pata tha pehle se he ki aisa hoga Bitch Please main writer hun bc.... Jokes apart main logon k haaw bhaaw se itana toh samjh he leta hun ki woh kya kar shakta Hai I mean Kai jawaab hotey hain ki woh kya kya kar shakta Hai fir main unmein se jo sabse common hota hai woh boldeta hun... Jaise yahaan Thakur k pass kya options they pehla :- mujhe goli maardey, lawda impossible.. dusara humein mana kardey lawda mana karega Jab iske sathilog sab Haan kar chuke, 3rd inlog k khilaaf jaae bc ye bhi nahi ho shakta last bacha ye maafi maangna rona dhona wagairaah wagairaah... Ye sab calculate karke 10 seconds mein maine confirm kardiya because I am too fast bc... Mere dimag k baare mein jitana dikhe sab yaad Rakhna bahot kaam aaega my mind is a fucking Rocket ship bc...

Ab thakur ek side hoke chair par baith gaya munh par rumaal rakh k or uska Pota Aman mere saamne aaya...

Aman-Hum puri tarah se aapke sath hain aapko jo caahiye jaise caahiye waise kijiye hum aapko pura support karenge caahe uske liye humein apni Jaan kyun naa deni paddey...

Main-Shabbas ye hui ashli thakuron waali akad... Shabbas... So lets start a new deal.. Or Nayi deal se pehle kuch meetha hojaae...

Ye bolke maine Deagle nikaali or niche baithey Yogeshwar ki khopaddi kholdi.. Ye sab itana achaanak hua ki sabki gand fatt gayi.. Bhenchod munh khulle k khulle he rehgaye sabke..

Main-Don't worry guys jald he Gautam bhi Narak mein iske sath hoga... Or filhaal mujhe Jaana hoga I'll be back as soon as possible...

Aman-Aap rukkoge nahi...?

Main--filhaal Jaana padega I have lots of stuff to do but waapis aajaunga main kal yaa Parson maybe.. Tabtak ye log sambhaal lenge...

Maine Varsha ko message kiya woh andar aai apne kuch sathiyon k sath...

Varsha-Oh my god this guy got destroyed...

Main-Yep...sambhaal logi tum..?

Varsha-Yep don't worry i got this...

Main-Thanks For the help yaar...

Varsha-Not a problem boss.. Kabhi bhi jarurat ho toh call me I will be there...

Main-You too ill be there if you need me... Just call me...

Varsha-Sure... Bye...

Uske sathiyon ne body Pack ki or leke nikal gaye.. Main Bhai or baaki log ek side aaye...

Main-Jack 20-25 Bandon ko idhar rakho khaali woh bhi bus emergency k liye unki jarurat nahi padegi humein.. Baaki sabko bhejdo... Vinny ko yahin Rakhna abhi..

Jack-Ok Sir...

Mangal-Tu kahaan jaaraha hai...? Rukkega nahi..?

Main-Ghar waapis jaaing.. Aajaaunga Kal yaa Parson kuch samaan leke aana hai...

Mangal-ok-2...

Main-Suno Ravi ko lejaata hun main company k liye tabtak tumlog sambhaal lena keval research karo kissi k piche nahi bhaagna plan caahiye sabse pehle humein..

Abeer-Ok.. Jaldi aajana be kahin humein yahaan Paagal banaake baitha rahe...

Main-pagal wagal banaane kaa time kahaan Hai yaar...

Abeer-Woh bhi hai...

Main-Chal pehle toh Hospital jaaunga Rajat bhai or Poo darling se milke fir bhai babhi k sath ghar chale jaaenge...

Anjali-OK.. Take care...

Main Bhai or Ravi Maserati mein aaye.. Bhai ki gaadi driver le aaya sath sath..

Deva-So finally tu involve ho he gaya..

Main-Hona padda..

Deva - Red John kaa kya...?

Main - Woh files mangwaai thi woh dekhi aapne..?

Deva-Haan bc bahot jyaada thi woh toh..

Main-1 week + unko finish karne mein he lagenge mujhe.... Woh files sath le aaunga yahaan sath sath inki help hojaaegi or research bhi... Woh files bahot kaam ki cheej hain unke bina kuch hath naa lagega..

Deva-Cool cool...

Humlog Hospital aae toh tabtak Pooja or Rajat ko Room mein shift kardiya gaya tha dono stable they bus time caahiye Tha unhe recovery k liye..

Main-Rajat bhai...

Rajat - AP...

Main-Poo darling...

Poo-AP my love..

Main--kaise ho tumlog..

Rajat - Mast..

Main-Chuti caahiye thi toh boldetey itana sab karne ki kya jarurat thi...

Poo-Lol...

Main-Ye dekho pehle toh..

Ravi ne unko apne Phone mein Yogeshwar ki dead body ki photo dikhai...

Ravi-Yogeshwar hai ye..

Poo-Holy fuck kya buri mout Marra hai bechaara...

Main-Exactly.. No one hurts my family and lives or tum sab family ho meri...

Poo-Aww! You are so sweet...

Main-I know.. Listen Vinny yahaan rahega tumlog k pass kuch Bandon k sath koi bhi dikkat ho usko bolna OK...

Rajat-Uski kya jarurat hai bhai aap sablog mission par dhyaan do hum OK hain...

Main-family always comes first Men... .. Dont worry, Mission main sambhaal lunga... Tumlog theek hojaao bus jaldi...

Thodi derr baad humlog (Main Bhai Babhi or Ravi) Hospital se Ghar k liye nikale...

Ghar Pohanchney takk Raat hogayi toh seedha dinner karke Sogaye humlog.. Next day early morning Waapis nikal jaaenge..

Actually main nahi caahta tha in sabmein involve hona but hona padda actually filhaal kuch tha bhi toh nahi karne ko Red John k liye kya karun koi lead bhi toh nahi hai yaani woh filhaal planning mein laga hai or usase pehle mujhe uske baare mein jitani ho shake utani details caahiye thi or uska ek maatar source tha woh saari files ab mujhe karna ye tha un sab files mein se mujhe ek file banaani thi khudki taaki jab woh aae toh main taiyaar rahun uske liye...

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