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Update-112(Back To Yamunanagar)



Or jaisa Ravi ne kahaa tha bc dhoop aagayi aadhe raastey mein he windows tinted thi lekin fir bhi saamne se toh dhoop aa he rahi thi... Or uppar se naastey mein keval coffee or omlette he tha jisme se half Ravi ne khaaya tha.. Ab dikkat ye thi lodu wodu jagah par khaa nahi shakta tha because mera digestive system chudda padda hai or woh digest nahi karta aisi cheejain...

Ravi-Ye Restaurant Mast lag raha hai chal idhar khaate hain..

So finally ek dhangkaa restaurant Milla or usme baith ke humne mast Khaana khaaya.. 11 baj gaye they wahin par thodi derr baad wahaan se nikale or theek 12.30 baje humlog Haweli Pohanchey Wahaan k security waalon me humein dekhtey he gate khola... Chalo bc kam Se kam ye log toh jaannaney lage... Ravi ne gaadi lawn mein he khaddi kardi kyunki files or samaan nikaalna tha usme se... Humlog uttarke andar aaye or andar aake naukar ne bataaya Sab lunch kar rahe they. Hall k side mein he living room tha jisme raja maharaja type Dinning table par thakur family or puri team baithi thi.. Yahaan ek naya chehra bhi dikha mujhe 1 lady thi 45-50 age ki kaafi well dressed and behaved lag rahi thi shakal se.. Uske alaawa Aman, Gunjan or thakur he they unki family se..

Ravi-Whaddup...??

Anjali-Welcome back Sir...

Ravi-Thank you thank you...

Aman-Ji aaiye Khaane par baith jaaiye...

Main-Aaplog khaaiye humlog abhi khaake aaye hain Raastey mein...

Sam-Nice 1.. Tune bahaar kaa Khaana khaaya..

Main - Naa naa utana heavy naa Tha I am good..

Sam-Cool..

Main-So tumlog khaao humlog bahaar hain...

Ye bolke Main or Ravi bahaar aagaye...

Main-Cigarette haibe...?

Ravi-Mera lawda Hai bhosdk...

Main - Maadarchod ek toh baat baat par gaali naa diya kar tu bhosdk... Kissi din gand fod dunga teri..

Ravi-Sun be bahaar ek dukaan hai just bagal mein haweli k maine wahin pee thi last time...

Main-Aaja toh fir khadda kya hai..

Humlog bahaar aaye toh jaisa Ravi ne bataaya Tha side mein ek dukaan thi wahaan humein Goldflake Light se kaam chalaana padda..

Humlog uss dukaan par khaddey he they ki Abeer kaa call aaya..

Abeer-Kidhar gaye be...?

Main-Bahaar hain bus aarahe hain...

Abeer-Samaan rakhwaadun andar...

Main - Rakhwaadun nahi Rakhna padega khud bahot kaam ki cheej hain aise he bakchodi nahi... Rukk aarahe hain...

Abeer-Ok...

Humlog andar aaye toh sabka Lunch ho chuka tha Puri Team bahaar thi... Abeer Mangal Jack or Maine files uthaai or Gunjan humaare sath thi room dikhaane k liye..

Gunjan-room dekhlena aap apni passand kaa...

Main-Room kaisa bhi ho doesn't matter keval shor Sharaabe se durr hona caahiye matlab mujhe koi idea nahi hona caahiye yahaan kya chal raha hai..

Mujhe 2nd floor par room Milla jabki sab first takk he seemit they... Yaani uppar main akela tha... Iska matlab ghanghor shanti and i love shanti...

Main-Jack bandey kahaan hain...?

Jack-Vinny or kuch bandey hospital mein Hain Sir or baaki k yahin piche ki ek haweli mein Hain...

Main-Perfect..

AB Wahaan par Main, Ravi, Sam, Mangal, Abeer, Rohit, Anjali, Jiya, Deepak, Ajay, Jack, Ami and Gunjan they...

Anjali-So AP Gunjan humaari help karna chaahti hai believe me she is a great Fighter and Shooter also she knows the place...

Main-I mean ye toh tumhaari choice hai I don't mind main bus planning k liye aaya hun... Lekin it's not good tumhe toh maalum Hai how we deal with things...

Mangal-I think she can handle all this Humse pehle apne Logon ko yahi lead karti thi Gautam k khilaaf..

Abeer-We think she is great Agar tu kehta hai toh lelenge...

Main-Dekhlo tumhaare hissab se I don't care...

Abeer - OK Gunjan You are in...

Gunjan-Oh! Thank you thank you so much.. I am so glad I can be of any assistance...

Main-Great... So aage ka scene sabko maalum he hai I need all the information on Gautam ek banda bolo jisko pura maalum Hai... Bichmein nahi bolna koi...

Anjali-Abeer..

Abeer-Ok... Gautam crime life mein kaafi pehle se hai lekin uppar tab utha jab humne Surendra ko tapkaaya Filhaal ye Yamunanagar k almost 50% hisse k kaale dhandey chalaata hai... Murders, Extortion, Kidnapping, Human Trafficking and Drugs Mainly Afeem...

Main-Cool iski Gang kaa kya scene hai...

Abeer-Jyaada lambi chaudi gang nahi hai lekin kuch bandey iske liye Jaan dene ko taiyaar hain...

Main-Dont worry unki Jaan he lenge...

Abeer-Iska Samraajya 3 Pillars par khadda hai Ek tha Yogeshwar Jisko humne tapkaa diya...

Main-Humne nahi bc maine tapkaa diya...

Abeer-Ok tune tapkaa diya Yogeshwar uska
Shooter tha.... Jo Gautam ko dikkat deta Yogeshwar usko udaa deta Dusara hai Brijesh ye Kidnappings or Extortion kaa business dekhta hai kaafi chalti hai iski crime side mein.. Jyaada badi problem nahi hai ye...

Main-Nice nice...

Abeer-Tisara hai Gautam kaa khudka chota Bhai Sunny Woh Afeem or Paise sambhalta hai.. Ye main point hai kissi se nahi darrta jo karta hai khuleaam karta hai...

Main-Nice iske sath khelne mein maja aaega..

Abeer-Wohlog Issi gaon se operate kartey hain bilkul gaon k bahaar ki side ek haweli hai jahaan Gautam or Sunny Rehtey hain with family kaafi security hai wahaan par.. Bus yahi hai...

Main-ok First of All Gunjan tumhaare mainly aadmi issi gaon k haina...?

Gunjan-Ji...

Main-toh ek kaam karo unsabko chutti dedo..

Gunj-Matlab...?

Main-Matlab unhe bolo thode din apni family k sath chill karein or gaon mein kya kya hota hai uspar najar Rakhein And Gautam Gang se related koi bhi khabbar ho toh humein inform karein.. Security ki chinta Matt karo woh humaare bandey karlenge...

Gunjan-OK.. Sure...

Main-Guys jaisa ki tum sabko maalum Hai I don't have much time to waste on Gautam so let's close his chapter real quick..

Abeer-Ok boss...

Main-Koi chance nahi hai woh 24 ghantey hawlei k andar he Chippey rehtey honge kabhi toh bahaar nikalenge...

Abeer-Actually yahi kaam ki cheej hai wohlog khuleaam ghumtey hain... Chippkar nahi baithtey...

Main-Oh really...

Abeer-Yep...

Main-Things are getting interesting...

Abeer-Majaak nahi Sachi bolun toh shayad ye Gautam tujhe bore nahi karega takkar dega...

Main-Pakka...?

Mangal - Yep.. Itana kamjor bhi nahi hai...

Main-Fir toh maja aaega...

Anjali-Yep..

Main-Poo ki kya situation hai...kar paaegi Help...?

Anjali-I don't think so shayad kar paae...

Main-Fir rehney detey hain usko tension nahi denge usko or Rajat ko rest lene do.. So listen humlog 13 Janney hain 2 teams hongi ek hogi main team yaani jo action legi or dusri hogi backup team jo action tab legi jab Team first dikkat mein hogi warna toh fir keval First team kaa dhyaan rakhegi Yaani in short security guards type...

Sab-OK...

Main--so First team mein Honge Anjali, Abeer, Mangal, Ami, Jack, Jiya and Deepak... Ye log honge Jo lead karenge yaani bang bang... Second mein fir honge Ravi, Sam, Rohit, Ajay and Gunjan...

Abeer-Tu konsi team mein Hai...

Main--Dono mein time k hissab se switch karta rahunga main don't worry...

Abeer-cool..

Uske baad Main Anjali and Rohit Hospital ko nikal gaye Fruits wagairaah leke bahaar Vinny Milla uska Khaana Already pohanch chuka tha Or Rajat And Pooja Ko hospital waale he de rahe they.. Dono Alag Alag Rooms mein they ab humlog pehle Rajat se Mille sab theek tha shayad taang fractured thi bus main wahi tha... Uske baad hum Poo k pass gaye...

Main-Poo darling how are you...?

Poo-awesome men...

Main-Tu soch bhi nahi shakti teri kitani jarurat hai mereko...

Poo-Koi dikkat nahi hai main easily yahaan se kaam Kar shakti hun...

Main-Nope.. Bilkul bhi nahi...

Poo-Listen...

Main-Don't even try... Main nahi maananey waala... Tu nahi jeet shakti so shut up...

Poo-By the way ek idea hai...

Main-Kya...?

Poo-woh CBI waali Meera abhi bhi ghar he hai kya..??

Main-Haan..

Poo-Toh usko help k liye kyun nahi bolta, free Hai surely help karegi woh apni And keval wahi hai jo meri jagah le shakti hai she is great...

Main-holy fuck you are right.. Usko toh bhool he gaya tha main let me call her.. POO you are a genius..

Poo-I know...

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Update-113(Meera)



Maine turant Meera ko call kiya usne pick nahi kiya doobara kiya toh bhi pick nahi kiya teesri baar kiya toh bhi pick nahi kiya..

Main-Phone naa uthaa rahi Meera, busy hai maybe... Yaa durr hai Phone se..

Rohit-Lucky ko call karke bol baat karwaadega....

Main-Naa be woh lawda samjhega....

Anjali-Language AP...

Main-Oh sorry.. Chutiya chalega..???

Anjali-Haan ye utana Vulgar naa Hai...

Main-Haan toh..... Abe woh chutiya samjhega ki main line maar raha hun Meera par.. Thodi derr mein khud karlegi..

Anjali-Poo Doctor ne bola hai Parson takk tumlog ko discharge kardenge...

Main-Fir kamsekam bore toh naa hoge tumlog...

Thodi derr baad humlog hospital se nikale maine gaadi nikaali he thi ki Meera kaa call aagaya maine Pick kiya...

Main-Madam ji bhool gayi kya phone wone bhi naa uthaarahi aap toh...

Meera-Sorry yaar so rahi thi... Silent tha mobile...

Main-Listen I Need a big favor from you...

Meera-Sure what is it...?

Main-Abhi bhi ghar par he ho...

Meera-Yep I have few days left on my vacation...

Main-Cool... Tumko boredom se bahaar nikaalne kaa Mast mouka hai mere pass..

Meera-OK I am interested bolo..

Main-Listen maine bataaya Tha naa Woh yamunanagar ki situation k baare mein...

Meera-Haan kind off...

Main - Toh hua yun ki...

Maine usko bataaya kya scene hai Kya hua, Pooja k baare mein bataaya...

Meera-Oh my god.. Pooja theek toh hai...

Main--yes she is fine but she can't work for few days.. So she suggested ki main tumse help maangun.. So I need you to come here and help us... With stuff like Phone tapping Phone tracking hacking in there stuff...

Meera-Yeah sure men I am down Aise logon ko end karne k liye I am always ready... Aise logon ko koi hakk nahi hai basically jeeney ka...

Main-Perfect...

Meera-So mainly kiss kiss kaam mein caahiye meri help tumhe... Uske hissab se preparation karun...

Main-Jyaada high tech hone ki jarurat nahi padegi Ganwaar log hain ye bandukon se baat kartey hain bus mainly mujhe unki calls and messages caahiye woh kisase kyaa baat kartey hain then phone tracking, ki ye mobile kahaan Hai iss time or baaki fir normal spying stuff like small audio devices for rooms and shit...

Meera-OK most of ye cheej hain mere pass but phone tapping k liye pehle toh device caahiye second government ki permission caahiye...

Main-Government ki permission maano milgayi... Machine...?

Meera-CBI k pass hain bahot saari... Tum kissi senior officer ko call karke boldo woh bhej denge...

Main--Actually maybe humaari team k pass ye sab hoga because kaafi paisa kharch hota hai iss team par Government kaa bhi or humaara personal bhi isliye wait main confirm kar leta hun.. Hold on..

Meera-Sure...

Main - Anjali Apne pass Equipments haina Phone Tapping room bugging wagairaah related...

Anjali--Offcourse You know apni team mein weapons k baad sabse jyaada Kharcha Poo k uppar he hota hai kaafi equipments hain uske pass aise kaam k liye...

Main-Brilliant.. Meera you there..?

Meera-Yep..

Main-We got all the equipments you need.. Still agar tumhe koi personal equipment sath lena hai toh le shakti ho no problem..

Meera-Wait mera jo mann kare woh use kar shakti hun main...?

Main-Haan...

Meera-Seriously...?

Main-Haan yaar.. Wait a minute koi bomb wagairaah toh nahi haina...

Meera - Naa naa bomb kaa mere pass kya kaam...

Main-Toh itani excited hoke kyun puch rahi hai...

Meera-Actually ye sab equipments jo haina Phone Tapping Wagairaah inke liye humein CBI mein jyadatar permission nahi milti...

Main-Don't worry hum derahe hain permission...

Meera-Cool...

Main-Listen samaan pack kar abhi 2.30 baje hain 6 baje takk hum tere ghar k bahaar honge...

Meera-OK... Sure..

Main-Bye..

Call Disconnected...

Anjali-Bangayi baat..

Main-Hell yeah.. Sun Be Rohit tujhe Haweli drop karun yaa seedha Nikal jaaein Meera ko lene...

Rohit-Itani badi injury bhi nahi thi chal seedha... I am good...

Main-Brilliant...

Maine wahin se gaadi ghumaali...or seedha ghar ki taraf nikal liya..

Main-Bc ye road kaa chappa - 2 yaad hogaya hai mujhe kitani baar aana Jaana hogaya...

Rohit-lol..

Humlog net 6.00 par haweli pohanchey wahaan niche garage mein aae jidhar apni team kaa base of operations hai wahaan Poo ko video call karke equipments ikathha kiye Jyaada kuch tha nahi bus mainly Phone Tapping Device he thi.. Uske alaawa trackers wagairaah..

Ye sab leke hum seedha Meera k ghar k bahaar pohanchey.. Or maine Meera ko call kiya...
Main-bahaar khadey hain humlog...

Meera-andar aajao toh Mast coffee peeke chaltey hain..

Main-Naa naa already late hain yaar 6.30 se uppar time hogaya..

Meera-ok toh bus 5 minute...

Main-Jaldi...

Call disconnected..

Meera 10 minutes mein bahaar aai ek bada saa bag leke...

Meera-Hi Anjali..

Anjali - hello Meera, looking beautiful as always...

Meera-Aww! Thank you... But not as beautiful as you...

Main-ek dusre ki taareef hogayi ho toh nikalein...

Meera-You also looking Dashing AP...

Main-Maalum Hai mereko... Also meet him he is my brother from another mother Rohit.

Rohit-Hello Meera Nice to meet you..

Meera-Hi.. Nice to meet you too Rohit..

Humlog wahaan se 7 baje nikale kaafi traffic Milla, apni city mein he 30-40 minutes extra lag gaye... Or pohanchtey - 2 11 baj gaye tabtak humein Meera or Anjali ki baatein sunani paddi mujhe maalum nahi tha meri team k sath itana achaa bond hai meera kaa last mission k time kaafi close aagaye hain lagta hai... Ek or reason ye tha ki Meera kaafi generous thi or same meri team kaa ek ek member woh sab jaldi ghull mill jaatey they.. Iss bich Abeer k kai calls bhi aae toh usko bataaya aarahe hain just..

Humlog Haweli mein enter hue 11:15 baje or main gaadi mein se uttara he tha ki mera Phone baja maine pick kiya Toh Priyanka kaa tha.. Priyanka yaaad haina..woh hakcer, Bhai bimaar tha, Boston bheja tha maine... Ok great agar yaad hai toh....

Main-Hi..wassup...

Priy-All good here thanks to you.

Main-Brilliant.. Sorry Haan yaar idhar kissi kaam mein fansa hun isliye Call wagairaah nahi kar paaya...

Pri-Don't worry a bit its all good...

Main-So Treatment kaisa chal raha...??

Pri-Bahot acha... Everything is going great he will be fine soon.

Main-That is great news..

Pri-its all because of you AP thank You so much..

Main-Bus yaar aise baar baar thank you thank-you naa khela karo. I hate this...

Pri-Sorry sorry.. So all good there...

Main-Yeah all good into some shit right now...

Pri-Need My help..?

Main-Haan kuch ghantey pehle agar tumhaara call aata toh tumhe bulane kaa sochraha tha main.... lekin ab kaam hogaya all good.. Tum rukko wahaan abhi...

Pri-Just don't hesitate jab bhi help caahiye boldena... I will be there...

Main-Sure sure.. Ok i dont know tumhaare yahaan kya time hua hai but yahaan par 11.30 baje hain raat k...

Pri-hehe.. Idhar dopehar hai ok no worries I'll talk to you later good night AP...

Main-Good Night Priyanka..

Call disconnected...

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Update-114(Still We Are At The Top)




Priyanka se baat karne k baad mujhe realize hua ki abhi toh mere pass ek or Turrup kaa ikka hai in short mujhe dhyaan nahi tha ki Priyanka bhi hai mere pass.. Uska call aaya toh yaad aaya.. Ab dikkat ye thi yahaan uski jarurat thi nahi or jab jarurat hogi tab usse bulaa lunga.. Gautam ki mereko 1% bhi tension nahi thi main yahaan keval isliye aaya tha ki koi or bakchodi na hojaae team k sath... Beshak kitane he smart, fast and powerful hon yelog lekin soft hain jaldi he vishwaash karletey hain, jo galat baat hai lekin iss baare mein main kuch nahi kar shakta ghar baithke, isliye yahaan aana padda.... Abeer soft hogaya tha pehle se waise toh ye bahot achi baat thi ki bc ab befaltu ki tension nahi rahegi lekin dusri taraf ye dikkat bhi thi ki bc kuch jyaada he soft naa hojaae kabhi kabhaar toh jaanwar he kaam aaega Abeer nahi.. Ruthlessness caahiye thi mujhe aage jo filhaal keval Ami akeli sambhaal rahi thi Lekin uske pass experience nahi tha... Anjali or baaki (Jiya, pooja, Rajat, Deepak and Ajay) ko kanoon ne kaafi Hadd takk baandh rakha tha... Rohit Sam Ravi kaafi mehnat kar rahe they lekin aakhir they toh woh college going students he... Mangal kai jagah fansa tha Politics, Business or fir ye sab.. Ab aakhir mein main mera confirm nahi tha mujhe he, mera dimag thoda awkward feel kar raha tha yahaan aake matlab woh apna full effort nahi daal paaraha tha waise jitana deraha tha utana he kaafi hai but still i need everything.. Lekin uss everything k chakkar mein agar main chakkaraa gaya toh fir dikkat hojaaegi kyunki "mujhe koi nahi roukk shakta Main khud bhi nahi".. Isliye main caahta tha ki woh side bahaar naa he aae... Maine koi fight wagairaah ki nahi thi aane k baad because Abeer or Ami pehle he matter solve kar detey they...basically Main mere mind par depend tha..

Dekho team ki kitani kami ginwaa di lekin in sab kamiyon k baad bhi humlog bahot powerful they kyunki"At the end of the day only one thing matters and that is Unity" or woh hum sabmein kutt-2 kar bharri thi... Isliye hum kabhi nahi haartey because "We fight not as a team but as a family..."

Ye sab kaam ki baatein sochtey waqt mujhe yaad he nahi raha ki Main raat k 11.30 baje Lawn k bichon bich kissi gandu ki tarah khadda tha woh bhi maserati kaa sahaara lekar or jo mere sath aae they woh already andar jaa chuke they... Ye mujhe tab realize hua jab Ami bahaar aai mujhe bulaane...

Ami-Boss..

Main-Yo..

Ami-All good..? Koi problem hai kya..?

Main-Naa Naa nothing at all.. Chill kar main soch raha tha kuch...

Ami-Tum soch rahe they toh important he hoga..

Main - kind of...lets go..

Ami-Boss one more question...

Main-I know the question already... Or uska answer ye hai ki yes I am totally fine my mind is totally fine nothing to be afraid of..

Ami-Great.. How do you know main yahi question puchne waali thi...??

Main-I am the boss here you know that right.. Lets go in...

Humlog andar aae toh Meera kaa samaan already shift hogaya tha uske room mein, sath mein equipments wagairaah bhi ussi k room mein rakhwaa diye gaye they.. Keval Gunjan wahaan thi baaki thakur Family i guess so gayi thi issliye sab low voice mein he baat kar rahe they.. Sabka dinner ho chuka tha keval Main Rohit Anjali or Meera he bache they... Hum dinner k liye baithey sathmein puri team baithi halki fulki baat cheet hui Meera sabko jaanti he thi toh woh comfortable feel kar rahi thi... dinner wagairaah k baad main theek 12 baje apne room mein aaya aaj files wagairaah mein Jaane kaa mood nahi tha toh socha ek Sutta maarke so jaaunga isliye main cigarette leke balcony mein aaya maine cigarette jalaai he thi ki mujhe Haweli ki deewar k bahaar ki side light dikhaai di jo kaafi bright thi wahaan kya tha kaise tha woh mujhe nahi dikha kyunki deewar kaafi unchi thi.. Lekin ye confirm tha ki humaara koi banda nahi hai kyunki woh log apni position par fix rehtey hain aise patrolling nahi kartey....dhangse dekhney k liye main room se bahaar Bhaaga or seedha uppar terrace par aaya jahaan se clear hua view ki ye torch he thi or koi usko leke chal raha tha aadmi tha aurat thi kya age thi andhere ki wajah se kuch clear nahi tha...ye confirm tha jo bhi hai ek he hai.. Yaani information k liye ghum raha hai ye.. Main jaake usse pakad shakta tha abhi, lekin maine naa jaana theek samjha abhi se Gautam ko alert nahi karna caahta tha main.. Isse dekhne do jo dekhega kar kuch shakta nahi security bahot tight hai... Or haweli kaa ek complete chakkar lagaake woh banda gaon ki taraf nikal gaya iss bich mujhe thoda bahot clue millaa uske baare mein but woh kaafi nahi tha... Uske Jaane k just baad main apne room mein aaya firse balcony mein aaya or cigarette jalaai because last waali fainkdi thi maine.. Cigarette peeke main andar aaya balcony kaa gate bandh Kiya or bed par lait gaya.. 1 baj gaya tha or itani driving k baad mujhe lambi nind ki jarurat thi...jo mujhe milli kyunki main next day subah 10 baje utha no alarm naa kissi ne uthaaya apne aap utha.... Bc Kal Ki saari thakan durr hogayi...

Uthke fresh hua main or room se bahaar aaya mere floor se niche hall kaa scene clear dikhta hai maine dekha toh Abeer wagairaah Sab hall mein he they Gunjan Wahaan thi Or ek koi shaks tha Desi type ek dum hatta katta safed kurta paayjaama... Lambe baal ekdum roubdaar muchein 45-50 ki ummar hogi....main niche aaya toh baaki Sab baithey they or woh bichmein hath jodey khadda tha..

Abeer - Good afternoon sir..

Main-Morning..

Anjali - Almost 10:30 hogaye hain AP.. Itana late.

Main-Subah subah koi kaam nahi hai kya yaar tumlog ko..

Anjali-Haina kaam inse millo ye hai Shankar.. Ye issi gaon k hain or thakur ji k liye kaam kartey hain basically Gautam ki mostly information yahi leke aatey hain yahaan par..

Shankar-Ji Parnaam..

Main-Hello...

Maine uss bandey ko dhyaan se dekha toh mujhe hansi aagayi...

Abeer-Kya..?

Main-Shankar Sir ek sawaal hai mera.. Kahaan rehtey hain aap..?

Shankar - Ji iss Gaon k bahaar ki taraf... Dukaan hai meri.. Bus ussi se pait bharr leta hun..

Main-or Kal Raat kahaan they aap...?

Shankar-Ji ji ji mere ghar par tha..

Main-Brilliant.. Abeer...

Abeer ne ishaara samjh kar apni gun mujhe di or maine woh gun uski khoppadi par taandi... Ye dekh Shankar ki gand fatt gayi uski aankhein maano abhi bahaar aake girjaaengi... Aisa he kuch haal wahaan mojudd baaki sabka tha...

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Update-115(Action Time)



Main-3 sawaal karunga agar ek bhi galat hua toh khoppadi kholdi jaaegi teri... Or mujhe ghanta farak nahi padega tu kon hai..
Shank-j. J.. J. J. J. J. Ji maine k. K. Kuch nahi kiya...
Main-woh decide karna mera kaam Hai tu keval jawaab dega.. Pehla sawaal:- Kal Raat 12-1 k bich tu haweli k chakkar kyun laga raha tha..? Kya check kar raha tha...?
Shan-M.. M. Main samjha nahi...
Main - Main bata raha hun juth mujhe bilkul passand nahi hai chup chaap jawaab de.... Mujhe maalum Hai tu kal raat tha idhar.. Maine dekha Kal Raat koi banda torch leke yahaan chaaron taraf chakkar laga raha tha shakal mujhe dikhi nahi but uss dauraan uski light uske hath Parr paddi thi jiss time uske hath mein jo bracelet tha woh kaafi chamak raha tha or aisa be chamchamaata bracelet filhaal tere hath mein Hai... Ab tu bolega Ye toh coincidence bhi ho shakta Hai... I mean coincidence bole toh Sanyog.. Toh Dusara kaaran sun, tera ye safed paayjaama dekh niche kaafi harra harra hai iska matlab maalum tereko?.... Ye haweli ki 4on taraf ghaas hai lekin kuch jagah par ghass kaafi Baddi hai jiske andar chalne se tera paayjaama harra hogaya hai.. Ab tu bolega ye kabhi or kaa bhi ho shakta Hai, toh nahi tune bola tu dukaan chalaata hai jameen tere pass hai nahi or ye nishaan bilkul perfectly sukh gaye hain yaani ye abhi haal filhaal k nahi hain.. Hence proved tu yahaan tha kal raat.. Bus kya kar raha tha ye bata..? .
Main ek sans mein itana sab bolgaya ki sab chakkara gaye.. Chakkaraana bhi tha bc ekdum sherlock holmes waala description diya tha maine....
Anjali - Wait.. What the hell...
Meera-holy fucking Shit...
Ravi-Mast tha but doobara bol thoda slow slow taaki mujhe bhi samjh aae...
Mangal-bc tune isko 1 minute mein dekh k itana sab kaise pata kar liya..???
Main-I am AP bitch...
Sabse dekhne laayak reaction Gunjan kaa tha woh ek baar shankar ko toh ek baar mujhe dekh rahi thi.. Kaise react karein yahi samjh naaa aaya usko.. Shankar abtak coma ki taraf nikal liya tha usse pura beshak samjh naa aaya ho lekin itana samjh aagaya tha ki uski gand Marr chukki hai..
Main-Jaldi bol warna fir mood off hojaaega mera..
Shankar - W. W. W. Woh... Main ye dekhne aaya tha ki bahaar Ki taraf kitani security hai...
Main-Brilliant.. Dusara sawaal or teesra sawaal ek sath Tujhe kissne bheja or kyun..? 10 number kaa essay type sawaal hai ye jawaab lamba hona caahiye warna Number ki jagah tera galla Kaat lunga main...
Shankar-Main kaafi pehle se he is pariwar kaa khaas hun gaon mein hone waali yaa Gautam k yahaan hone waali choti moti khabbar yahaan bataadiya karta tha lekin 3 maheene pehle Brijiesh ne mujhe uthwaaliya or Mujhe 15 laakh rupaae diye ki main uske liye kaam karun ye bhi kahaa aise he paise deta rahega... Bus mujhe karna ye tha ki yahaan saari khabar deta rahun jaise deta hun lekin yahaan ki saari jaankaari usko dun... Kal bhi din mein ussne mujhe call kiya or kahaa ki Dekhun kya security hai...
Gunjan-I knew it i knew it... Dhokebaaj... Maine dadaji ko bola tha tu ghatiya Insaan hai...
Main-Very bad very bad shankar very bad... Ab dekh mera koi mood naa Hai Tujhe jinda chhodney kaa lekin still ek mouka deta hun tujhe jo kuch bhi gautam k baare mein jaanta hai woh abhi bataadey bachjaaega warna seedha Tatkaal ticket k sath uppar...
Shankar - lekin mereko toh kuch bhi nahi pata unke baare mein jo pata tha woh maine Inko bataa diya.. Mera kaam hota hai unko jaake saari jaankaari Dena woh bhi 2-4 din mein ek baar... Woh mujhe apna kuch nahi bataatey...
Main-Oh so sad matlab tu mere koi kaam kaa nahi hai... Bye bye...
Meera-Ek second ek second... Aise naa maaro yaar tumhaare naa sahi mere kaam kaa toh hai...
Main-bole toh...?
Meera-Hato hato ek baar main baat karti hun... Or ye Gun hataao warna ye waise he marrjaaega...
Main piche hatta or Meri jagah Meera ne Lee...
Meera-So Dekho bhai ye hai Psycho...
Shan-Kya hai ye..?
Meera-Psycho.. Are Psycho matlab woh.... hindi mein kya boltey hain usko...
Mangal-satkeli khopaddi...
Meera-Haan Ye waala... ye hai Satkeli khoppadi.. dimag garam he rehta hai iska...bus logon ko maarne kaa bahana caahiye... Lekin main humanity mein vishwaash rakhti hun...
Shank-Mm. M. M. Matlab...?
Meera-Matlab main naram dil ki hun logon ko Dard mein nahi dekh shakti isliye mere pass tumhaare liye ek offer hai... You help me i help you...
Shank-Matlab...
Meera-Matlab ko goli maar be feeling samjh naa idhar main teri Jaan bacha rahi hun or tujhe matlab samjhna hai..IIT clear karega sabka matlab jaanke..... AP maarde goli isko... Matlab matlab matlab... Aadmi naa hua Cid waala Abhijit hogaya...
I must say Meera is damn funny..
Shank-galati hogayi galati hogayi... Aap bolo main wahi karunga....
Meera-shabbas... Ab tu mere liye kaam karega... Ye dekh raha hai...
Meera ne apne Jebb mein se ek kanche (Marbles, Gotti) jaisa kuch nikaala jo fully black tha...
Shank-Ye toh Goti hai...
Meera-Ye hai ek Spying Device.. Ab matlab puchega.. Spying device matlab Dekh next time jab bhi tu unki haweli jaaega tab koi badhiya si jagah dhundana or isko wahaan deewar par faink k maarna ye apne aap chipak jaaega or uske baad humein wahaan hone waali ek ek baat sunai degi... Samjha...
Shan-Ji bilkul... Lekin agar main pakada gaya toh..
Meera-Abe bhondu pakada kiss liye jaaega unko thodi naa maalum Hai ye kya hai... Unko bhi lagega Kancha hai.. Or jyaada darr lagraha hai toh rehney de... AP thok dey isko...
Shan-nahi nahi nahi main karlunga..
Meera-Toh isko wahaan chipkaana jahaan unki meetings wagairaah hoti hain yaa jahaan woh jyadatar ikkatha hotey hain...
Shan-ji jyadatar baatein unke hall mein he hoti hain or uske alaawa mujhe kahin Jaane nahi diya jaata wahin baitha detey hain.. Fir wahin Brijesh aajaata hai milne mujhse...
Gunjan-Ye Brijesh Gautam ki he haweli mein rehta hai...
Shan-Kabhi kabhaar rukk jaata hai wahaan...
Meera-Samjh gaya naa sab... Dekh tu aaram se Jaana ghabrana bilkul bhi nahi unko Bataana tu sab jo jo Bataana hai or fir mouka dekh k isko chipka dene kaa.. Simple..
Shan-ji samjh gaya..
Meera-Shabbas.. Dhoka toh nahi dega naa...
Sha-ji nahi bilkul nahi...
Meera - Shabbas le ab munh meetha karle...
Meera ne usko ek toffee di...
Shan-Toffee.

Meera-Haan or kya dairy milk lega sun seedha nigal Jaana isko chabaana nahi.. Tabhi taste aaega...
Shankar seedha nigal gaya uss toffee ko...
Meera-Shabbas... Sun jo samjhaaya hai waise he karna or Agar tera bhaagne kaa iraada hai toh abhi bataa dun tune jo ye nigala haina ye koi toffee nahi hai bomb hai ek... Or iska remote mere pass hai tracker laga hai isme matlab tu durr gaya area se toh happy diwali hojaaegi...
Main-Holy fucking shit...
Ravi-I am liking her already...
Ami-This is so cool......
Shan-b.. B.. BB.. B. B.. B. B. Omb... Main k. K. Kahin nahi jaaunga...
Uske pair kaanp gaye bc kaanpney he they uske pait mein bomb tha...
Meera-Bus toh kaam pura kar theek thaak bomb hatwaa dungi...
Shan-Apne aap toh nahi fattega naa ye.. Kuch Khaane peeney kaa dhyaan rakhun...?
Main - Lawde Kabj kaa churran nahi diya hai tujhe bomb hai woh... Jo marji Khaana hai kha bus Humse bakchodi nahi warna seedha uppar...
Shan-b. B. B. B. Bilkul.. Main jaisa kahoge waisa kardunga...
Main-Toh nikal ab..
Woh ultey pair lout gaya wahaan se...
Ami-Meera that was so cool...
Rohit-Aise aise kuch device mereko bhi Dena...
Meera-Oh come on guys tumhe kya lagta hai main Sachmein kissi ko bomb khilaa dungi.. No way aisi koi device hai he nahi mere pass woh toh usko darane k liye kiya hai bus... Toffee he thi woh...
Abeer-what the fuck.. Sachmein hota toh that was so cool...
Meera-what the hell tumlog ko Sachmein laga maine bomb khilaa diya usse....
Anjali-Yep...
Ravi-I was so excited but you ruined it...
Meera-movies kam dekha kark tumlog... AP don't tell me tumhe bhi aisa he laga..
Main-nope.. Mujhe pehle he maalum tha.. I am smart men...
Darsall Lawda mujhe kuch maalum nahi tha main toh khuss horaha tha ki bc aisa ek Gautam ko khilaaunga or fir bolunga Bhaag lawde or bhaagte he "Kabooooommmm" kya scene hota bc woh uske chote chote tukkadey bikhar jaatey...but still yahaan ek cheej confirm thi "Meera is a fucking Savage.."
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Update-116(Thats What I Do!!)




Uske baad sabne breakfast kiya or then Main Ravi Sam Abeer Or Jiya Hospital chale gaye Poo or Rajat bhai kaa Khaana leke... Wahaan hum kareeb 3 ghantey rahe taaki wohlog utana bore naa hon and uske baad hum dophar 3 baje waapis haweli aae... Wahaan aake pata chala sab Meera k room mein Hain toh hum seedha wahin chale gaye toh sab wahin they sab matlab team or sathmein Gunjan.. Meera ko bada room Milla tha.. computer yaa devices wagairaah k setup k liye.. Wahaan ek side ek Device rakhi thi jisase 2 headphones connected they.. Yaani ye uss device k liye hai jo shankar lagaaega or hum yahaan se sun sakenge uske alawa wahaan 3 laptops rakhe they.. Or kuch chota Mota samaan...

Meera-So boss I have a great news...

Main-kya..?

Meera-Shankar ne apna kaam bakhubi kardiya Hai device lag gayi hai voice ekdum clear hai.. Main tabse sun rahi hun kuch khass hua nahi hai...

Main-brilliant..

Meera-Koi Brijesh naam kaa shaks hai usne kaha hai ki Aaj raat bottlein khulengi kyunki unke hissab se Shankar unka khabri confirm hogaya hai or humein pata bhi nahi chala... Brijesh shyaam ko aaega waapis or raat ko yahin rukkega...

Main-Interesting...

Yahaan se unka behavior saaf hota hai.. Unka ek sathi Yogeshwar maara gaya lekin fir bhi unke kaam mein koi rukawat nahi aarahi unhe ghanta farak nahi padta.. Bottle khullengi matlab party hogi.. Iske 2 matlab ho shaktey hain pehla woh Yogeshwar ko jyaada passand nahi kartey they jo theek hai... Dusara wohlog aise he kaam kartey "jo gaya so gaya" waali mentality se jo kaafi badi baat thi....

Device set thi or jahaan takk mujhe lagta hai Shankar ne koi game nahi khela tha... Yaani sab set tha.. Ab humein 24*7 iss headphone se chipke rehna tha... So humne alag alag timings par sabka number lagaa diya Night Shift puri maine leli because iss haweli mein shanti keval raat ko he hoti hai or raat ko sunane jaisa kuch hoga bhi nahi toh iss bich main Red John ki files par dhyaan de paaunga... Uske baad thodi normal bakchodi hui.. Or raat 10 baje sab dinner k liye niche gaye lekin maine apna dinner uppar he mangwaaliya... Bc main naa khaa shakta itani bheed mein fuck all that..

Thodi derr baad Sam mera or apna Khaana le aaya uppar... Dinner k baad main kuch files leke Meera k room mein aaya... Wahaan Meera Anjali Abeer or Jiya they...shyaam se Abhi dinner takk Abeer tha listening duty par.. But keval guards or unke ghar ki ladies k alaawa kuch khass sunaai naa diya usse..

Main-So night shift meri...

Anjali-tu full night karega...? Yaa main aaun Half time...

Main-Nope I am chilling... Don't worry... Tereko maalum he hai its easy...

Anjali-i know.. I know...

Thodi derr baad wahaan bus Main or Meera baaki rehgaye...

Meera-Well this is awkward...

Main-kya...?

Meera-Sleeping here while you are here...

Main - LOL.... Dont worry main Bollywood films nahi dekhta.. Woh kya boltey hain main Tumhaari majburi kaa faayda nahi uthaaunga...

Ye sun Meera khilkhilaa kar hanspaddi..

Meera-hehehe.. Lol... I know you are a good boy..

Main-Indeed i am..

Meera-Listen jab bhi tum tired feel karo mujhe jaga dena main lelungi shift..

Main - Uski jarurat nahi padegi seedha subah he uthana..

Meera-Don't tell me tum puri raat yahaan baith shaktey ho...

Main-No big deal.. Listen agar mere pass mere dimag ko focus karne k liye kuch hai toh main aise kai raatein nikaal shakta hun.. Or filhaal mere pass ye files hain..

Meera-You are great...

Main-Nope my mind is great...

Meera-ek he baat hai..

Main-Nope not at all.. Dono alag alag cheejain hain.

Meera-Great.

Maine headphone lagaaliye or thodi derr baad Meera bhi so gayi shayad... Kaafi comfortable headphones they... Abhi jyaada kuch ho nahi raha tha udhar bus ek do guards wagairaah k bolne ki awaaj aarahi thi... Main part suru hua 11 baje k aas pass.. Brijesh Gautam or Ek banda jiska naam thodi derr baad clear hua "Sunny" woh bahaar se andar aae.. Unki awaaj se lagraha tha already thode bahot nashe mein Hai.. Woh aatey he hall mein baithgayi.. Or kissi "Rakesh" naam k aadmi se wahaan or Sharaab or chicken mangwaaya... Rakesh shayad unka Naukar yaa Guard tha kyunki woh ji bade sahaab ji chote sahaab aise bolraha tha... Woh shayad hall mein device se thoda durr baithey they kyunki awaaj thodi low aarahi thi...lekin still sunane laayak thi... 11:30 baje takk Rakesh ne Sab laake dediya shayad kyunki tabhi unki mehfil chaalu hui.....teeno ki awaaj main pehchaan gaya tha.. Brijesh ki awaaj kaafi heavy thi Rude type... Wahin Gautam thoda soch samjh k bolta Tha medium awaaj mein... Sunny ki awaaj kaafi Patli thi lekin woh straight forward lag raha tha... Wohlog alag alag bakchodi ki baatein kar rahe they jaise ki Konsi jameen kitane mein Lee hai wahaan kya kiya jaaega....collection kitana hua aaj... Uske baad kareeb 12.00 baje mere kaam ki conversation suru hui.. Wohlog jyaada nahi peerahe they ekdum enjoyment k sath halke halke peerahe they kyunki mere hissab se abhi tak utana nasha hua nahi tha unko...

Brijesh-Maine kahaa tha ye Shankar waala Paitraa kaam karjaaega.. Koi pehchaan takk naa paaega woh apna aadmi hai..

Sunny-Sahi baat boli bhai thakur toh aankh bandh karke vishwaash karne laga tha uske uppar...

Bri-Arrey karega kyun nahi ek aadh baar toh main ekdum kadak jaanakaari deke bhejta tha usko.. Thakur khuss hojaata tha...

Gautam-Yogesh ko maarke achaa nahi kiya Wohlog ne... Saala gaon mein khabar faili hai ki Paagal kuttey ki tarah pehle toh uski gand sujaa di maar maar k or fir khopaddi mein goli maari hai.. Or ye bhen k janne tv waale dikha rahe hain Crime branch waalon ne thoka..

Sunny - Crime branch waale ussi k aadmi hain bhai baaki sabko toh Delhi mein he thokdiya un logon ne or Yogeshwar ko yahaan leke aae uss AP k liye.. Yahaan aake usne maara hai.. Or fir laash waapis bhej di...

Brijesh-Main abhi bhi keh raha hun ek baar firse sochlein humlog ki uske sath panga lena hai yaa nahi...?

Sunny-Abtoh panga liya jaa chuka hai Brijesh bhai ab piche nahi hatt shaktey...

Bri-Ye bataane ki toh jarurat nahi haina kon hai woh...?

Sunny - darrtey bahot ho Brijesh bhai aap..

Bri-Darr nahi raha hun chetaawani deraha hun darrta main kissi k Baap se nahi jyaada se jyaada kya karlega maarega he naa woh toh ek naa ek din waise bhi marrna hai saala jail mein saddney se toh acha hai...

Sunny-ye hui naa baat ye peg lijiye issi baat par..

Gautam - Puri Kahaani nahi samjh raha hai tu Brijesh.. Tu ek he pehlu dekhraha hai ki woh humein harra dega... Dusara pehlu bhi toh dekh itane bhi kamjor nahi hain humlog uppar se woh humaare ilaake mein Hain ye faayda or suna nahi Shankar ne kya khabar di thi aaj ki Bandey itane bhi nahi hain unke pass yaani woh halke mein leraha hai humein... Toh pura faayda humaare pass hai... Or agar uss Akele AP ko bhi maardiya naa pura haryana apna haryana kya North India mein koi panga nahi lega Humse...

Brijesh-isme toh koi doraaye nahi hai..

Gautam-Bus toh fir sakaaraatmak baatein kar tu.. Dekhlena jiss din hum jeetenge sabse jyaada khuss tu he hoga...

Hmm inki alag he level ki planning chal rahi hai bc ye toh bahot aage ki sochke baithey hain... Bahot bura lagega jab inke sapne chakkanaa churr honge.. Aaj nahi toh kal Marrna toh padega dada.. Jo karm kiye hain unka fall liye bina thodi naa Jaanedunga.. Aise he AP thodi naa kehtey hain log mujhe.. I will hunt each and every one of them down... Because that's what I Do...

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Update-117(Brijesh-1)



Uske baad unko nasha hogaya iss bich koi aurat unko bataane bhi aai ki bahot raat hogayi hai kaafi pee Lee hai sojaao ab but uska koi faayda hua nahi ulta woh 4 gaali khaake gayi... Lekin woh log naa uthe nashe mein bakchodi peltey rahe wohlog idhar main files mein laga raha kyunki sunaney laayak toh kuch tha nahi...thakka hua bhi nahi tha main bich bichmein ek do chakkar lagaaleta tha room k.. Meera Mast so rahi thi... Or by god kaafi hot thi woh ye maanana padega bc ek room ek ladka ek ladki akele.. Dusri stories mein itani derr mein 7 sex scene aajatey hain... But still Meera was not my type..

At last 1.30 Baje unke 2 aadmi aaye or un sabko uthaa uthaa k unke kamron mein chhod aaye... Or bhenchod jo samaan bachaa tha usko leke khud baithgaye... Bhenchod ab daru peeke ye log ki bakchodi bhi suno.. Maadarjaat.. Wohlog bache kuche samaan k sath he apni party karne lage Unmein se ek toh wahi tha Rakesh Dusare kaa naam tha Birju...or unke haaw bhaaw se lagraha tha Birju Gautam kaa khass tha or Rakesh usase niche tha... Unki voice thodi or low hogayi kyunki woh aaram se baat kar rahe they lekin still raat k sanaatey mein woh awaaj bhi sunaney laayak thi.. Thodi derr unhone apni items k baare mein baatein ki jo mere koi kaam ki nahi thi kyuki unki maal kaa naa koi naam tha naa koi address... Bus khaali Basanti bijli is type k chutiya naam se bulaa rahe they jo unhone khud he diye honge off course...bhenchod puri raat jaagney k baad kuch khass information naa milli.. Or bc 2.30 bajgaye they...

Lekin kehtey haina mehnat kaa fall meetha hota hai... Thodi derr baad he mere kaam ki baat saamne aai...

Birju-Woh Seth Ramesh ne paisa bhijwaadiya kya Brijesh bhai ko...

Rakesh-Nahi kahaan pohanchaa diya...

Birju-Toh kya aise he chhod doge...

Rak-Aise kaise chhod denge dhanda karna hai toh un jaison se paisa vasuulana he padega... Parson raatko program Hai uske ghar ussi time jaaenge sab asla leke Brijesh bhai bhi sath jaaenge.. Saale se doguna leke aaenge... Agar nahi maana toh ek do mehmaan ko goli maardenge...

Birju - Are bahot sahi bahot sahi.. Saale ko ghar mein ghusske dhamkaao...

Rak-Brijesh bhai ne bola hai saala ek ko darraenge toh 100 darrke pehle he paisa dedenge...

Hmm Ramesh Seth ye aaya kaam kaa naam... Kahaan kaa hai kon hai kya karta hai kuch nahi maalum tha.. Kuch cheejain maalum thi jaise number 1 Uske ghar Parson raat ko koi program Hai jisme Brijesh apne bandey leke jaaega agar unhe wahin pakad liya toh Brijesh kaa chapter toh wahin end hojaaega... Gajab.. Bus ab usse dhundana tha jo kaam Thakur and family kaa tha..

Thodi derr baad wohlog bhi full choke hoke wahaan se Nikal gaye uske baad wahaan koi halchal nahi hui... Maine thodi derr social media par bakchodi ki and uske baad najaane kab 6.30 baj gaye, or Anjali and Abeer meri and meera ki coffee leke aae...

Anjali-Good morning sir kaisi nind aai raatko...

Main - I fucking hate you...

Anjali--lol...

Ye sab k bich Meera bhi uth gayi...

Meera-Hey.. Morning guys...

Sab-Morning...

Main-Sablog ko yahin bulaalo main aata hun fresh hoke..

Main apne Room mein aaya fresh hua nahaa bhi liya taaki utana tired feel naa karun and then theek 7 baje main waapis Meera k room mein aaya jahaan par abhi puri team or Gunjan bhi mojuud they...

Main-So I got something interesting.. Key to crack Brijesh.. Actually hua yun ki..

Maine unko bataaya ki kal raat maine kya kya suna...

Abeer-Ramesh... Hmmm.... Lekin woh toh kahin kaa bhi ho shakta Hai... I mean itane gaon aatey hain unke under mein...

Main-Nahi utana durr kaa nahi hoga yahin aas pass k kuch gaon mein dhundaney ki jarurat hai kyunki agar durr kaa koi hota toh Brijesh khud sath Jaane kaa risk nahi leta.. Uppar se ek clue or hai ki kal raat ko program Hai unke ghar... So ab aai Gunjan tumlog ki baari Records uthaao aas pass k 5-7 gaon k jitane bhi ramesh seth hain ache khasse paise waale sabko alag karo and then unmein se pata lagao Kal Program kiske yahaan hai... Program kuch bhi ho shakta Hai Promotion party business party Shaadi sagaai Janamdin wagairaah wagairaah...

Gunj-Abhi se lagaa deti hun sabko kaam par...

Main - Awesome... Ab tumlog dekho kisko konsi shift leni hai harr time Atleast ek banda hona caahiye yahaan kuch bhi nahi chhutana caahiye...

Anjali-Ok boss..

Main-Main sone jaaraha hun ab disturb karne kaa sochana bhi nahi..

Abeer-Abe Atleast Breakfast karke so jaaiyo kyunki so gaya toh fir tu lunch wagairaah Sab miss karega..

Main-Nope I need sleep now... Fuck the Breakfast...

Ye bolke main 9.00 baje apne room mein aaya or mast bed par girr padda bc kya nind aai hai gajab ek dum gajab... Main seedha shyaam ko 5 baje utha bc din mein ek baar aankh khulli thi AC low karke fir so gaya... Saari thakan durr hogayi...i think ye schedule best hai mera raat ko koi disturb naa karta ek dum shanti se kaam hota hai and then din mein Mast so jaanekaa toh yahaan bore nahi hounga.. Holy fuck I am smart...

Main hath munh dhoke 5.30 baje niche aaya.. Toh wahaan par filhaal Thakur, Gunjan or Woh lady thi jo actually Gunjan ki Maa thi mujhe kal maalum chala... Unka naam tha lawda yaad nahi aaraha Aunty lagaalo..

Aunty-Ji namaste...

Main-Namaste Aunty Ji..

Aunty-Beta theek ho tum..?

Main--Haan main bilkul theek hun.. Kyun kya hua..?

Aunty-aakhiri baar Kal subah dekha tha tumhe apne kamre se bahaar naa subah naasta kiya or naa he lunch..

Main-Oh ye sab normal hai.. I am into too much stuff.. Isliye don't worry main theek hun aaj dinner karlunga...

Aunty-apni sehat kaa bhi khayaal rakha karo beta woh bhi jaruri Hai.. Time se Khaana khaa lena caahiye...

Main-Sure... Baakilog kahaan gaye..?

Gunjan-Yahin pass mein humaare khet hain wahaan gaye hain ghumne.. Jack uppar Listening duty par hai..

Main-Uss Ramesh k baare mein pata chala kuch...?

Gunj-Nahi abhi takk toh nahi but humaare log lage hue hain jaldi he khabar millegi..

Main-Nice nice...

Ye bolke main bahaar lawn mein aagaya mosham theek thaak tha thodi bahot dhupp thi.. Lawn mein ek chair par baitha or apne mobile mein lag gaya...

Kareeb 1 ghantey baad yaani 6.30 baje wohlog andar aaye or mujhe lawn mein dekh k wahin rukk gaye....

Main-aaiye aaiye.. Very nice of you to show up..

Anj-shut up thodi derr k liye he gaye they.. Tu bata enjoyed your sleep..?

Main-Dude it's lit as fuck... Main sochraha hun abse yahi karun raatko kaam karun ekdum refreshing mind se shanti mein or fir din mein puraa din so jaaun it's awesome.. Bore hone kaa sawaal he paida nahi hota..

Anjali-Gautam kaa kya fir..?

Main - usko bhi raat ko he tapkaa denge dikkat kya hai...

Abeer-Unlog ko Ramesh nahi millraha...

Main - Koi Baat nahi milljaaega...

Abeer-or agar nahi Milla toh..?

Main - Then unfortunately bechaara Ramesh loot liya jaaega and probably usko maardenge wohlog, sathmein ek do or ko...

Meera-Hey!!! Don't say that..

Main - Maine toh bus jawaab diya because at the end of the day sach yahi hai...or humaara kaam usko bachaana hai so let's do it..

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Update-119(Brijesh-3)


Main-So Pehli team mein Honge Abeer, Anjali, Jiya and Gunjan jo ghar k andar honge...

Anjali-ok...

Main-Second team mein Main or Ami as khule mein jitane kam bandey rahein achaa hai...

Abeer-True..

Main-Third team mein Mangal, Jack, Ajay, Deepak and Ravi... Sablog k pass Bluetooth earpiece hoga yaani hum ek dusare se connected rahenge pure time... Befaltu firing nahi honi caahiye maasoom log bhi hain wahaan... So jabtak main naa kahun no shooting... So team Lets Rock... Get your shit together..

Sab-hell Yeah...

4 baj gaye they or humlog ne tayaari suru ki... Sabne Bullet proof vests sath li.. heavy guns ki jarurat nahi thi sabke pass mainly pistols he thi.. Itane bandey nahi hain brijesh k pass waise bhi..

Meera ne sabko bluetooh Earpieces diye jo kaafi chotey or comfortable they... Or easily visible bhi nahi they..

6.30 baje takk sab ready they teeno teams teen alag alag gaadiyon mein they.. Main or Ami maserati mein they... Sabse aage Abeer ki gaadi thi jisme Gunjan thi usko he raasta maalum tha toh humlog unko follow karne waale they.. Jaane se pehle humein Aman or Uski Maa Mille...

Aunty - Beta dhyaan rakhna sabka... Khaskar meri bitiya kaa..

Main-don't worry aunty kissi ko kuch nahi hoga...

Aise he woh aunty harr gaadi mein jaake bolke aai and then humlog nikale 7 baje... Gaon k raastey they toh aaram se jaarahe they.. Humein thoda durr rukkana tha uske Bungalow se taaki wahan se sab alag alag jaaein... Hum 7.30 baje uske bungalow se 50 metre durr aake rukke uska bungalow khulle area mein tha aaju baaju keval khet they or uske saamne ek government school tha jo single floor kaa tha lekin kaafi bada tha dikhne mein... Uske bungalow k chaaron taraf medium size kk deewar thi.. Or saamne ki taraf garden tha jahaan par party thi aaj... Lighting wagairaah se ekdum durr se he chamak raha tha garden.. Entry k 2 gates they.. Lekin mainly front gate he tha kyunki backside waala closed tha as woh kheton ki taraf khulta hai... Gunjan ne Ramesh ko call kiya or Pehli gaadi aage badhi... Ramesh gate par he aagaya or first team andar enter kar gayi... Uske 10 Minute baad Ramesh waapis gate par aaya yaani Abeer wagairaah ko settle kar aaya tha woh andar... Ab humaari baari thi andar jaaneki... Maine gaadi andar ki taraf leli..Ramesh ne guards ko bola or meri gaadi seedha andar parking mein aake rukki... Parking Garden k bagal mein he thi or yahaan se party kaa view ekdum clear tha toh humein koi position dhundaney ki jarurat he nahi thi.. Yahaan gaadi k andar se he sab clear horaha tha.. Abhi thodi bahot decoration jo bachi thi woh chaalu thi... Chairs wagairaah Sab lagaa di gayi thi ghar k kuch members or kaam karne waale bandey he they filhaal wahaan...

Main-Sab set ho gaye be...

Abeer - Hum set hain bhidu.. Ground floor par he room mein hain... Yahaan window se clear view hai or isska ek gate garden side he khulta hai..10 seconds lagenge Bahaar aane mein...

Main-Nice... Mangal..??

Mangal-Bahaar hain gaadi side mein lagaa rakhi hai..

Main-Abhi kaafi time hai humaare pass.. 9.00 baje toh time hai party kaa toh wohlog kamse kam 11 baje k aas pass aaenge...

Abeer-Bc 3 ghantey paddey hain abhi toh...

Main-Main idhar gaadi mein baitha hun lawde tu kam se kam room mein toh hai..

Abeer-Roo Matt bc teams tune he baanti thi...

Main-Chupbe... Over and out...

Ab karne ko kuch thaa nahi toh main or Ami phone mein lag gaye time pass karne....9.00 baj gaye sab ready tha lekin bhaahar se abtak ek gaadi bhi nahi aai thi matlab ek mehmaan takk naa aaya tha... Bhenchod ameer logon ko time ki kadar he nahi hai... Aise toh bhenchod lamba wait hojaaega...

Abeer - Main Gate dikhraha haina tujhe yahaan se...

Main - Haan clear view hai bc abtak ek mehmaan takk naa aaya hai lawda saari raat naa baithana paddey yahaan par...

Abeer-wahi toh bc..

Ramesh Uski Wife or uska beta garden mein aagaye they unke sath ek do relatives bhi they jo shayad unke he ghar se they kyunki bahaar se koi nahi aaya tha abtak... Keval noukar wagairaah he aa jaa rahe they... 10 Minute baad 4 log andar aaye jinmei se 2 ladies thi.. Unke hath mein gifts they... Shayad aas paddos k they wohlog... Kyunki paidal he aae they... Wohlog aake Ramesh and family se Mille... Or at last 9.30 baje Pehli gaadi aai...

Main-Haash bc mehmaan toh aane suru hue...

Abeer-Thank God...

Lekin meri gand tab marri jab ek k baad ek 3 same color ki scorpio andar enter hui... Or woh parking mein aaney ki bajaaye seedha garden ki taraf he muddgyai...

Main - bhenchod ye toh Dushman he aagaye...

Abeer-3,4,5,8, 7,8.... 8 Janney hain bhai hath mein bandukkein hain local...

Wohlog just Ramesh and Family k saamne gaadiyon se uttarey...

Abeer-Correction 9 Janney hain bhai...

Gunjan-Woh black Kurtey waala Brijesh hai or woh Half sleeve black shirt waala uska Khaas aadmi Rakesh...

Main-Mangal.. Or koi gaadi hai kya bahaar..?

Mang-Nahi bhai durr durr takk kuch naa Hai..

Main-Dhyaan se dekho kahin inke sathi yahin kahin chakkar lagaa rahein hon..

Mang-Kuch nahi hai bhai... confirmed...

Main-Matlab 9 janne hain..

Abeer-Brijesh or ek bandey k pass banduk naa Hai bhai.. Or baaki k pass bhi local guns hain dunali wagairaah.. Ramesh and family darrgaye hain kaafi..

Main-Jaldbaaji nahi karna marrne se kahin behtar hai darrna...aaram se left waale 3 humaare udhar se baaki 4 ko gun point par lelena... Befaltu firing nahi noukar chaakar or bahot log hain...

Abeer - OK boss..

Anjali-pehle hum nikaltey hain.. Humaari taraf dhyaan he nahi hai unka...

Main-on 3, 2, 1...go go go...

Ye suntey he maine dono hathon mein deagles uthaai or aaram se gaadi mein se uttara Mere sath sath Ami apni glock leke uttari... Udhar se Abeer and Team nikali...parking se bahaar nikal ke hum dono garden k flowers or trees kaa cover leke niche baithey - 2 he aage badh rahe they...

Hum unse thodi durri par aake rukkey kyunki humaari taraf face tha unka isliye Pehle Abeer and team ko Jaana tha.. Or agle he pall woh 4on guns taane aage aaye... Or jaise he wohlog aage gaye hum dono bhi seedha unke saamne aaye or unko gun point par liya..

Ye sab itana jaldi hua ki un sabki gand fatt gayi...

Main-Hillana nahi bhosdk warna khopaddi kholdunga...

Abeer-Banduk niche bhosdk.... tere waali uppar uthegi usase pehle mere waali tere andar se nikal jaaegi... Mangal Gate bandh karwaado jaldi..

Wohlog ne hadbadaahat mein turant apni bandukkein niche daaldi..jisase ye saaf hota hai ki unmein se mostly nosikhiye they.. 20-25 k bich ki ummar thi almost sabki Brijesh or Rakesh ko chhodke
. Bhenchod theek se daadhi takk naa aai thi un Bandon ko or hath mein gun liye khadey they sab. ... Unko maarke bhi kya faayda bhenchod...

Main-So brijesh babu kaise ho aap..? Dhanda Paani kaisa chalraha hai..?

Brij-Abhi dhandey Paani k liye he aaya tha ki tu aagaya bichmein...

Main-Arrey rey rey..

Brij-Tujhe kya lagta hai Ramesh tu inse madad maangega toh bach jaaega.. Ye kabtak bachaaenge tujhe mujhse..

Main - Ek minute ek minute... Naa munna naa tujhe arrest karne nahi aaein hain woh kaam humaara hai he nahi... Tum dono surely dead ho.. Ye bandey shayad bach jaaein...

Brij-Itani jaldi bhi kya hai humein maarne ki.. Aise he marrjaaunga toh kya faayda...

Main-Matlab..?

Brij-hahaha...

Woh apni bhaddi hansi hansne laga or ussi time lawn ki saari lights bandh hogayi... Ye sab achanak hua jo humaare liye bhi unexpected tha.....Andherra kaafi tha lekin still thoda bahot dikhraha tha.. Or abhi mere just saamne Se Brijesh or Rakesh bhaage... Kyunki mere saamne wahi 2 bandey they.. Or mujhe andhere mein 2 parchaaiyaan wahaan se bhaagti dikhi...

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Update-120(Action Time)




Main caahta toh un dono ko goli maar shakta tha but problem ye thi ki woh Ramesh or uski family waalon k pass se bhaage.. so kaafi chances they ki goli Unlog ko bhi lag shakti thi...

Abeer-Hillana nahi bhosdk itana bhi andhaa nahi hun abhi toh jail jaaoge agar hille toh seedhe uppar...

Main-Rakesh or Brijesh bhaage hain mere saamne se tumlog Inko cover karo..

Abeer-Akela Matt jaa...

Main - Tu Inko sambhaal or light on karwa bhosdk.. Itani derr isliye nahi baitha yahaan ki unko Jaane dun...

Ye bolke Main seedha ussi side bhaaga jidhar ko wohlog gaye they.. Mujhe kuch dikh nahi raha tha but itana maalum tha ki unhe deewar kudani he padegi.. Isliye main deewar ki taraf he bhaaga... Kareeb 50 metre Orr durr thi deewar mujhse or tabhi light on hui... Bhenchod ab jaake dikha kuch...
Maine 4on taraf najar doudaai toh saamne Rakesh deewar par chhada tha or Brijesh kudd chuka tha already... Or mere dekhtey he dekhtey Rakesh bhi kudd gaya par mujhe Apni location dikhaa gaya... Isliye main seedha Bhaaga or deewar par chhadke dusri taraf kudda... Brijesh thoda aage doud raha tha wahin Rakesh utana tejj nahi doud paa raha tha.. Main deewar kudatey he rukka or apni Gun Rakesh par Aim ki woh seedha ek line mein doud raha tha jo mere liye aasaan target tha.. Maine trigger dabbaya pehla shot miss hua lekin second shot seedha uski khoppadi mein jaa dhansa... Or woh munh k ball niche girra... Brijesh ek second k liye piche mudda or fir piche kaa haal dekh k or tejj bhaagne laga woh kaafi aage tha or thoda zig zag mein doud raha tha isliye main fire naa karke uske piche douda... Woh mujhse 100+ metre aage tha.. Or ab woh seedha naa Bhaag k left side mein school ki deewar k uppar se kudd gaya andar school mein... School ki deewar 5-6 feet ki mushkil se thi.. Main gand faad Bhaag raha tha or jahaan se woh kudda tha seedha wahaan ek hath rakh k agli side kudda... mujhe laga tha woh school mein chupp gaya hoga but yahaan ek surprise mera wait kar raha tha woh aage naa Bhaag kar wahin deewar k niche he baith kar mera wait kar raha tha or main jaise he uss deewar par chhada usne niche se kuch bhaari cheej mere pairon par de maari... Jisase main deewar se aage ki taraf munh k ball jaa girra... Or gun mere hath se chutt gayi.. Main turant palta toh woh mere uppar ek dusara war karne he waala Tha lekin main padda padda he side mein khissak gaya... Or uska war khaali gaya.. Uske hath mein ek paid ki suukhi tehni thi jo jyaada baddi toh nahi thi lekin mere pairon par bahot Jordaar lagi thi. Or lagne se thodi tutt bhi gayi thi...

Main turant khadda hua hum dono aamne saamne khadey they.. Woh 6.5 feet height waala Mota tagada mature aadmi tha or jiss hissab se usne mujhe giraya tha thoda shyaana bhi tha.. Bahaar galli mein lagi street light or andar school hall mein jall rahi tubelight se itani Roshani aarahi thi ki saaf dikhe sab... Woh mere saamne uss baddi lakadi ko leke khadda tha jo suukhi jarur thi but dikhne mein lag rahi thi ki 2-4 war or seh shakti thi woh tuttaney se pehle...

Brij-Ab aaya maamla baraabari par.. Dekh le aaya naa ghutano par tujhe...bina hathyaar k utana bada nahi hai tu..

Main-waise toh mere pass dusri gun bhi hai..

Ye bolke maine piche se Dusari deagle nikaalke uske uppar taandi jisse dekh uski gand munh mein aagayi.. Ab puchoge gand kaise munh mein Aati hai... Toh bhai jab mout saamne ho naa tab kuch bhi aa shakta Hai..

Main-Lekin tune itani mehnat ki toh tuje ek chance de he deta hun.. Dekhtey hain kon kitana bada hai... Waise bhi aane k baad kuch kiya hai nahi toh kaafi frustration build up hogayi hai.. Sab nikal jaaegi....

Ye bolke maine gun piche fainkdi.. Or fainktey he ussi second woh uss lakadi k sath mere uppar jhapta... Lekin woh kehtey haina Hum toh aakhir hum hain.. Main side ko hatt gaya..

Uss lakadi ki ek problem thi woh thodi choti thi jo mere liye kaafi sahi thi.. Usko mere uppar vaar karne k liye mere kaafi close aana padda jiska faayda uthake maine uski pasliyon par punch diya jo kaafi tejj laga hoga kyunki uske hath se woh lakadi turant girr gayi... Or woh sambhal paata usase pehle maine dusara punch uske thobadey par diya... Woh bokhala saa gaya ekdum... Mujhe dhakka dena caaha usne lekin maine uske dono hath pakad liye or apna sir uske munh par kaafi jorr se de maara... Or maartey he uske hath chhod diye...or chhodtey he woh niche jaa girra..

Main-Bitch I spent thousand of hours on this stuff, tu he hath lagaa dega toh fir koi faayda hai nahi...

Woh apna munh pakad k padda he raha toh maine uski taangon k bichon bich ek laat di... Ab woh chilaayaa or apni goti pakadke baith gaya.. Or uske uthtey he maine ek bhayanak kick uske munh par di.. Uska munh jo already khoon se bharra tha iss war se toh shayad gaya he hoga.. Kyunki mujhe mere juttey uske thobadey mein dhanstey hue mehsush hue.. Kick lagtey he woh firse niche jaa girra.. Or abki baar palat gaya... apna munh niche ki taraf karliya ussne... Padda padda karhaa raha tha woh Dard k maare... Ab itana time tha nahi mere pass .... Maine uska hath pakada or usko khinch k seedha kiya... Bhenchod uska munh maano sadd gaya tha wahaan se khoon niche uski shirt takk aagaya tha.

Brij-O. O. O. Orrrr nahi.. Orrrrr nahh.h.h.h.hiiii...

boltey time uske munh se khoon behraha tha jisse dekh mujhe hansi aagayi..

Main - Naa naa naa... Itani jaldi baawla hogaya hai kya..

Maine uska hath pakkada tha woh chudwa bhi nahi paa raha tha...

Main-Isse kehtey hain Karav Maga Technique.. Ye dekh tera hath pakada maine ye mera ghutana tere thobadey par rakha... Or ye tera hath mere dusare pairr par rakha and bam...

Ye bolke main jhatka diya jisase uska hath gaya kaam se... Raat k sannatey mein mujhe bahaar takk haddi tuttaney kaa pata chala or woh fir chilaaya...

Main-Dekha mujhe normal se half jorr lagaana padda... Ab ye dekh...

Main uske bagal mein aaya woh niche padda padda ro raha tha... Maine apne right pair k toe end se uski ribs par waar kiya... Ohh "Katak" saari passliyaan gayi bechari.. Woh gand faad chilaaya....

Dusri side ki ribs k liye maine position badali or kick maarta usass pehle mujhe goli chalne ki awaaj aai jo seedhe Brijesh ki khoppadi mein lagi... Maine chownk k uppar dekha toh saamne Ami khaadi thi...bandukk leke...

Main-what the fuck Ami... What the fuck... I was fighting him...

Ami-You were torturing him... Like an animal...

Main - Yes because that's what he deserved...

Ami-You were loosing control AP... You were Angry..

Main - No I wasn't... Are you fucking dumb.. I was just fighting him...

Ami-AP doesnt fight like that... Woh dimag se fight karta hai aise jaanwaron ki tarah nahi.I saw it in your eyes AP... You were beating a man who was almost dead...

Main-yes because I wanted him to remember I am AP I am The fucking God here... I am Everything.. He can't outsmart me... No one can...

Main Chillaaya...

Ami-There he is... There he is the person I am talking about...

Main-What do you mean..? I am Good I had everything under control ki tu bichmein aai or Saara mood kharab kardiya....

Ami-You can't lie to me AP.. Tell me the truth I know.. You lost it... He was overcoming you....

Main-nope... Main AP hun tha or rahunga...

Ami-You just yelled like crazy at me... Don't tell me woh bhi normal tha...

Main-Chillaya nahi yaar maine expect nahi kiya tha ki koi goli chalaaega.. I was shocked as fuck... Bus or kuch nahi...

Ami-Really..?

Main-Off course....

Anjali-You guys good... I heard shots fired.....

Ami-Yeah yeah all good got brijesh here... Dead...

Main-Rakesh ki dead body bahaar paddi hai... Everything good..?

Anjali-Yep sab under control hai.. Local police ko phone kardiya Hai wohlog aarahe hain... Ambulance bulaa Lee gayi hai...

Main-let's go then...

Maine apni guns uthaai niche se or hum waapis deewar se kuddey bahaar ki taraf...

I am sure main sahi tha mujhe kuch nahi hua tha.. Maine he Brijesh ko fodda tha.. Yaa Ami sach bolrahi thi... Kya main gaya tha kuch seconds k liye.. .. Nahi aisa nahi ho shakta... Agar aisa hota toh mera dimag waapis normal nahi hota.. Dimag ghum jaata... Aisa kuch nahi hua mera dimag perfectly fine tha... Toh fir woh kya tha.. Mera Beham yaa sachai... Mera vote beham ko jaata hai..

I can control myself... So Brijesh kaa the end hogaya tha ek jhatke k sath.. Aise he Sunny or Gautam bhi jaaenge.. Kyunki Jaana toh padega he beta.. Yahaan jagah hai nahi unki..

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Update-121(Sunny-1)



Bungalow kaa Gate bandh tha abhi takk mehmaan log ko bahaar he rakha gaya tha...aaj jaake frustration kam hui bc.. Double kill.. Single kill.. Waise dekha jaae toh dono ko he maine maara tha...

Main-I need little bit of help here..

Ami-kya hua..?

Main-Pair par danda maara ussne...kaafi badhiya laga.. Sahaaara de toh.

Maine Ami kaa Sahaaara liya thoda Dard tha tang mein.. Thoda nahi actually kaafi Dard tha.. Jo filhaal kam lagraha tha lekin subah takk lawde lagane they pair k.. Hum teeno andar aae... Ramesh bahaar he tha mehmaano ko samjha raha tha scene...

Andar puri team aachuki thi sathmein Ramesh bhi andar aagaya... Uske sath uska beta bhi tha.. Wahaan Woh bhaadey k tatoo bhi they jo Brijesh k sath aae they.

Main-First things first... Tum sab dhyaan se suno police aaegi pakad lejaaegi tum sabko jo jo case hain tumlog k uppar, sab kabool karke jail Kaat lena aaram se.. Or jab bhi bahaar aao apne kaam se kaam rakhna... Ummar dekho Tumhaari apne Maa Baap ki madad kartey iss ghatiya aadmi k sath kya Milla.. Bus issi liye jinda chhod raha hun warna mouka nahi deta main kissi ko.. Time hai badal lena khudko.. Warna fir mujhe aana padega badalne ko.. samjhe...

Sabne Haan mein Mundi hillai..

Main-Shabbas..

Police ki gaadiyan aagayi wahaan par sath mein ambulance bhi or Anjali ne unko sab scene samjhaaya or unhone unn ladkon ko arrest kiya...

Or 10.30 baje takk sabkuch saaf kardiya gaya wahaan se... Or Party Chalu hui unki.. Ramesh ne humein Jaane nahi diya.. Bola itani Madad ki hai kamse kam Khaana khaae bina toh nahi Jaane dunga.. Dinner time waise bhi hogaya tha isliye humne Khaana khaaya... Wahaan Rohit ko phone karke Situation samjhaai...Ramesh and family baar baar Humaara Dhanywaad kartey naa thakki... Or thodi derr baad humlog wahaan se rawaana hue... Mere sath Anjali Ami Or Mangal they..

Mangal - Fucking hell that was unexpected...

Main-Haan bc ekdum se aae sablog.. Mujhe toh laga mehmaan he hain abhi itani jaldi naa aaega Brijesh...

Mangal-Main Chakkar laga raha tha area k jab waapis aaya toh last gaadi andar jaati dikhi.. Fir suna tumlog ko boltey hue ki mehmaan aagaye hain.. Toh mujhe laga mehmaan he honge..

Anjali-Humein bhi tab shakk hua jab sab ek type ki gaadiyan aai.. And then wohlog uttarey..

Main--Haan..

Anjali-Light bandh karne waala noukar he tha jo brijesh k liye he kaam karta tha..

Main-laga he tha mujhe... Woh toh acha hua Ussne humein yahaan nahi dekha warna Brijesh kabhi nahi aata yahaan...

Anjali-Haan.. Humein pehchaanta bhi nahi tha woh.. Uska kaam bus itana he tha kuch panga hojaae toh kuch jugaad karna..

Mangal-Brijesh or Rakesh kaa kya scene tha...

Mai-lol.. Gajab.. Ye suno.. Mujhe pata tha woh konsi side gaye hain toh main udhar he bhaaga.. Deewar takk pohancha tabtak light aagayi or saamne he Brijesh ko kuddatey dekha maine.. Sath kudda main toh woh Mota rakesh Bhaag naa paraha tha utana tejj... Seedha ek line mein jaaraha tha.. Lighting full thi galli mein.. Or gap kam tha hum dono k bich... Maine dabaaya trigger Pehla shot miss hua second mein tapkka diya. Brijesh fir andar kudd gaya school k uske piche piche kudda toh saale ne danda maarke deewar se girraya gun girri hath mein se toh fight karni paddi usase.. Leta diya tha usko or aake Ami ne tapkaadiya usko..

Mangal - lol.. 2 vs 1.. Nice nice...

Main - First kill after coming back.. I am feeling it..

Mangal-Yo.. Lot more to come...

Main-Yep..

Hum waapis Haweli aae Sabko kand bataaya... Meera apne room mein thi wahaan se woh niche aai...shayad device mein kuch suna tha ussne...

Meera - yo good job guys... Listen party baadmein pehle mere sath aao I think I got another great news...

Main-Kya hua..?

Hum sab uske room ki taraf chal diye..

Meera-Goutam ko just 15 minutes pehle pata chala Brijesh ki death kaa woh or Ek Sunny kuch baat Kar rahe they abhi maine record ki hai puri conversation tum khud sunlo...

Hum uske room mein aae toh ek headphone Maine lagaaya and dusara headphone Abeer ne... Ye conversation kuch 15 minute pehle hui thi jo meera ne suni or record karliya kuch part...

3 bandey they wahaan ek Gautam khud ek Sunny or Teesra Gautam ka Right hand Birju...

Sunny-Brijesh or Rakesh dono ko maardiya bhai... Ye sab theek nahi lagraha mujhe...

Gautam-Saala brijesh pagala gaya tha bhenchod kya jaruri tha aise time par khud Jaane kaa jab maalum Hai woh log sirr par baithey hain fir bhi.. Jarur woh saala Ramesh Seth unke pass gaya hoga madad maangne warna unhe kaise pata chalta ye sab...

Sunny-Jo bhi ho 10 Minute mein dono ko tapkaa diya.. Aise toh fir humaara number jald he lagega... Kuch toh karna padega bhai...

Gautam - karna toh padega he aise hath par hath dharrke nahi baith shaktey... Ek kaam Kar tu.. Woh Jagdish se mill Kal sabse pehle or maal utha Desi nahi caahiye bol automatic bandukkein honi caahiye... Paisa jitana lage lagaa de...

Sunny-Bahot jyaada lagega paisa...

Gau-Saara lagaa de caahe ek baar ko paisa fir kamaalenge...lekin abhi agar kuch nahi kiya toh fir paisa yahin ka yahin reh jaaega...

Sunny-Kal he milta hun fir toh...kitana maal laaun...

Gaut-Birju.. Apne kitane bandey hain jo automatic maal chalaa lenge dhangse...

Birju-20-22 toh honge bhai..

Gauta-25 le aa... Baaki 10-12 Desi waale bhi honge... Or sun birju baaki sabko bhej dey yahaanse.. Bhenchod koi kaam k nahi hain woh befaltu koi naa koi khabri Orr banjaaega.. Keval kaam kaam k bandey rakh... Haweli mein kissi ko aane nahi dena bahaar se...

Birju-30 ek hojaaenge...

Gait-Sun Sunny Kal jaatey time sath mein aadhe bandey lejaana tu... Aadhe mere sath yahaan rahenge... Koi dheel nahi karni hai humein...

Sunny-Ji bhai..Millne jaaunga Kal.. Jagah kahaan jaaun lekin..? Kahaan bulaaun usko..? Yahaan woh aaega nahi..

Gaut-Koi aisi jagah dhund jahaan pehle kabhi meeting naa ki ho...Or ek dum shant ho...

Birju-Woh Khedad gaon waala khanndar theek rahega mere hissab se...

Guat-kheddad mein toh kaafi khannddar hain tu konsa bolraha... ?

Birju-Arrey woh puraana killa hai toh sabse bada wahi hai.. Arey jahaan woh inspector ko dafanaaya tha hum log ne...

Gaut-Arrey Haan Haan ek dum sahi jagah hai woh aas Paas koi rehta bhi nahi or uppar se jyaada durr bhi nahi hai 10-12 kms he hai... Or jagdish k liye bhi theek rahega..

Sunny-theek hain wahin bulwaalunga.. Kal dopehar ko..

Gaut-Brijesh ki mout khaali nahi jaani caahiye bhenchod ek ek ko maarunga...

Aage fir bakchodi thi Brijesh k liye mujhe gaali di.. Uski mout kaa gussa ghar k samaan par uttara wagairaah wagairaah.. . Kaam kaa keval utana he tha... Humne headphones nikaale toh hum dono ko hansi aagayi...

Abeer - Bc he is literally so pissed...

Main-Yep..unko Koi idea he nahi hai kaise kya hua...

Abeer-SUN Kal agar ye sunny or miljaae toh...

Main-miljaaega... Easy hai... Lekin nahi Milla toh fir problem hojaaegi. Unke pass heavy guns hojaaengi...

Abeer-wahi main sochraha tha...

Mangal-hua kya be humein bataaoge..? Aapass mein he lage ho..

Abeer-oh sorry tumlog ko bhul he gaye they hum... Toh suno...

Abeer ne unko puri conversation bataai..

Mangal-Sunny k liye issase better chance naa hoga humaare pass..

Anjali-True... Or Agar fail hue toh woh Bandukkein leke or jyaada dikkat dega fir..

Main-Fikar not Jagah humein maalum Hai unse pehle jaake baith jaaenge or saala Humse badi bandukk thodi naa hogi unke pass... Easy hai don't worry a bit... Gunjan Kal subah Khedad gaon kaa map mangwaalena Patwaari se...

Gun-ok..

Beta sunny i am coming for you...

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Update-122(Some Weird Shit)



Uske baad humlog so gaye bc thakk gaye they ...or kaafi raat bhi hogayi thi..or Kal fir Ek or game bajaana tha...

Subah early morning mujhe kissi ne jagayaa.. Toh as expected Saamne Anjali khaddi thi..

Main-What the fuck... 6 baje hain yaar... Koi tapak gaya kya...??

Anjali-Nahi re police waale aaein hain...

Main - kyun..?

Anjali-Kal jo hua uski Report toh banaani padegi naa unko...

Main-Toh main kya karunga usme banwaado tumlog...

Anjali-Actually SP aaya hai area kaa woh puri report banwaana caahta hai matlab Tumhaara naam add karna caahta hai because Rakesh ko tumne maara or Brijesh ko bhi tumne he maara lagaalo...

Main-Oh fuck no.. Mera Naam kissi report mein nahi hona caahiye kitani baar bola hai maine.. Mujhe koi credit nahi caahiye dono kaa incounter apne naam karwaalo...

Anjali-Maine bola unko lekin usko tumse baat karni hai aise report mein gadbbadi nahi kartey wagairaah wagairaah.. Imaandaar aadmi hai.. Or mera senior bhi..

Main-Ye bhenchod saare Imaandaar humein he kyun miltey hain... Subah subah ye dimag khaaega....chalo aata hun...

Anjali niche chali gayi main fresh hoke niche aaya toh niche SP k sath kuch or Officers bhi they.. SP thakur k sath baitha tha.. Or jiss hissab se thakur se baat Kar raha tha woh matlab iss area mein respect thi uski...

SP-Hello Mr.AP...

Main-Hello SP sahaab... Suna milna caahtey ho aap mujhse...

SP-Ji woh darashal pehle toh Dhanywaad Jo Brijesh jaise gandey kiddey ko iss samaaj se nikaal diya aapne... bahot bahot badhaaiyaan....

Main - Thank you thank-you...

SP-So aapko toh maalum he hai police kaa kaam kaisa hota hai sab kaagaj par maangtey hain uppar waale.. Baaki Sab toh Anjali ji ne complete karwaa diya bus Brijesh or Rakesh kaa aap bataadijiye jarra...

Main-No idea... I guess Anjali ne maara tha dono ko..

SP-lekin wahaan rehney waale logon ne toh aapko dekha tha goli chalaatey hue rakesh par..

Main-Naa galat dekha main toh gaadi mein se he naa Uttara...

SP-hehehe..aap toh aise chuppa rahein hain maano arrest karlunga main aapko.. Bhai aap bhi police waale main bhi police waala aapne apna kaam kiya main apna karr raha hun toh issme chupane waala kya hai.. Brijesh Or rakesh ko toh waise bhi Jaana he tha...

Main - Exactly... Agar Jaana he tha toh kissne maara kaise maara doesn't matter kissi k naam bhi likhdo.. Mera kyun...?

SP-Kyunki Dekhne waalon ne aapka he naam liya hai..

Main - Raat k andhere mein unhe main dikh gaya or pehchaana kaise mujhe...? Mereko jaantey thodi hain wohlog...

SP-Ji unhone hulliyaa bataaya aapka...

Main-Raat ko unhe hulliyaa dikh gaya mera...?

SP-Street light bhi toh thi naa AP sahaab...

Main-Street lights itani bhi High quality nahi hain jo durr se kissi kaa pura ka pura hulliyaa he yaad rehjaae...India mein ho aap USA naa pohanchey abhi...

Abeer-Kya SP sahaab kyun befaltu lamba khinch rahe ho mere naam likhdo.. Usme kya itani panchaayaat hai.

SP-kaanoon aise kaam nahi karta naa Abeer sahaab... Jabtak AP sahaab kabool nahi karlenge or main ye apni report puri nahi karlunga main yahaan se nahi Jaane waala..

Main-dekho first thing first... I respect ki tum Immandar officer ho.. I respect that.. But the thing is main yahaan khadda hoke tabtak tumhaare sath behans kar shakta hun jabtak tumhaara sans naa fool jaae.. Or tum ghanta ye prove nahi kar paaoge ki woh main tha.... Ye dekho inmein se 10 log abhi gawaahi dedenge ki main pure time gaadi mein he tha to topic yahin khatam hojaaega or tum apni kaagaji kaarwaahi mein lage rehna... Isliye main nahi caahta hum dono kaa time kharaab ho isliye jiska naam likhna hai likhiye or file bandh kijiye..

SP-Wahi toh agar kissi kaa naam likhna hai toh aapka he likhdeta hun. Beshak prove nahi kar paaun but sach toh ye hai..

Main - Bhai kyun irritate kar rahe ho subah subah kahaan se padhke SP bane tum.. "Beshak Prove naa karr paaun lekin sach toh yahi hai" isme kya logic hua... Jo prove he naa hua woh sach kaise maanlega koi.. Dekho simple si baat bataata hun yahaan sabko malum hai maine maara dono ko but mujhe mera Naam kissi report mein nahi caahiye bus that's it...

SP-Aap ek kaam kijiye kissi Senior officer se baat karwaa dijiye meri... Fir jo woh bolenge woh kardunga main...

Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi... Matlab befaltu waali hansi nahi real waali hansi.. I really liked how innocent he was.. I mean aajkal itani high rank par itana immandar officer milna bahot mushkil hai.... Uss bandey ne meri frustration durr kardi...

Main-ok officer... You know what I really like you... Inlog k alaawa bahot Kam Police waale hain jinko ye baat boli hai maine..

SP-Thank you...

Main-So baat rahi senior officer ki toh abhi karwaa deta hun baat.. Dont worry a bit..

Maine phone nikaala or Yogesh uncle ko call kiya Yogesh uncle bole toh Jo SP they last part mein abhi DIG of Police haryana hain.. Thode time pehle aaye they jab red John par charcha horahi thi...

Main-Namaste uncle..

Yoge-Namastey-2 mere sher... Yamunanagar mein kya kand kar rahe ho tumlog...

Main-Kal he kiya raatko..

Yoge-Haan Haan Anjali ne bataaya mujhe aaj thoda bahot.. Bhai bahot he badhiya kaam kiya..

Mai-Haan.. Actually mereko thoda kaam Tha..

Yoge-ji boliye sir. ...

Main-Ye SP sahaab khaddey hain mere saamne Ritesh Garg...

Yoge-Hmmm... Haan Jaan gaya... Kaafi achaa officer hai.. Last month he medal Milla tha usse Governor se....

Main-So Ye kuch file Banaa rahe hain jisme mujhe mera Naam nahi caahiye inhone kahaa senior officer se baat karwaado toh woh uss hissab se karlenge... toh uska karo kuch..

Yoge-Kissi or kaa karwaado naam.. Kya badi baat hai illegal thodi naa Kiya hai kuch...

Main - Bus wahi karwaado.

Yoge-Hojaaega... Hogaya samjho...

Main-Beautiful.. Baat karlo...

Maine usko phone diya toh woh phone leke ek side ko chala gaya baat karne ko...

Abeer-Itana kya hans raha hai..

Main - Actually soch agar ye kahin highly corrupt jone kaa SP hota toh kya hota iss bechare kaa...?

Abeer-Lol... True..

Main-Nice dude nice.. We need few more officers like him...

Mangal -Agreed...

Meera-You look cute laughing..

Main-what the fuck line maar rahi hai kya...?

Meera-shut up..

Woh SP baat karke waapis aaya...

SP-thank you sir.. Baat hogayi..

Main-No problem dude.. No problem...

SP-OK main chalta hun ab...

Main-Sure sure... Bye... See you around...

Woh apne sathi officers ko leke chala gaya... Main waapis room mein aaya or fir nahaa dhoke kapdey wagairaah change karke niche aaya... Naasta ready hogaya tha.. Sabne nasta kiya... Uske baad Hum sab hall mein he baith gaye... Kyunki Thakur and family bahaar chale gaye humaare kuch bandey unke sath gaye.. Ab keval Gunjan humaare sath thi..

Main-By the way Sunny kaa kya karna hai fir...?

Abeer-Karna ye...

Main - ek second...

Abeer-AP..?

Main-Ek second... What the fuck is this...?

Abeer-kya..?

Main-Ye smell nahi aarahi halki halki tumlog ko...?

Abeer-Nahi..

Meera-Kaisi smell..

Main-Abeer... .

Abeer-I am here... Kya hua be...?

Anjali-AP...???

Main-holy fucking shit...

Ye bolke main bahaar ki taraf bhaaga..actually mujhe kuch feel horaha tha jisse main discribe nahi kar paraha tha... Kuch ajeeb saa like koi gas jaisa kuch... Lekin halka halka itana halka ki naak ko mehsush bhi naa hua lekin mera dimag rukk gaya usase ek second k liye...rebooting mode mein chala gaya bc main...

Main bahaar seedha lawn mein aake rukka jahaan jaake mujhe sans aaya.. What in the fucking world was that.. Aisa kuch pehle nahi dikha yaa sungha maine.. Bhenchod sasta chloroform toh nahi le aaya koi... Lekin bc chloroform toh mehnga waala he assar nahi karta mere uppar... Ye smell thodi bahot jaani pehchaani thi lekin sath sath mujhe ye lag raha tha first time hai mera...

Mere piche piche sablog bahaar aaye.

Abeer-Abe hua kya..?

Main-Bhai that shit was fucking insane... Almost behonsh hogaya tha main... Tumlog theek ho...?

Abeer-abe humein toh kuch mehsush bhi naa hua... Tujhe hua kya..?

Main-What the fuck.. Kissi ko bhi kuch nahi hua..

Ajay-Nope...

Deepak - Nhi toh...

Main-what the fuck just happened then.. Abe ek chakkar lagaake aao toh sab.. Dekho koi hai toh nahi aas pass kuch dhuaa wagairaah yaa koi banda..? Kuch bhi suspected saa...

Turant sablog bikhar gaye main ek bench par baitha mere sath Abeer Ami Meera and Anjali he they...

Abeer-Abe hua kya ye toh bata...?

Main-Some weird shit.. Mujhe kuch smell si aai jo kaafi halki thi or bahot jyaada ajeeb... 3 seconds mein toh mere andar ghuss gayi sab blank hogaya tha aankhein takk blank hogayi thi almost issi liye bhaagta hua yahaan aaya main... Yahaan aake vision clear hua...

Abeer-Kamaal hai humein kuch nahi hua...

Ami-Exactly... Tune naastey mein kya khaaya...

Main-Paraanthey.. Chutiya samjha hai kya.. Itana slow bhi naa hua dimag.. Yaad hai mujhe...

Ami-Just checking..

Main-fishy....lekin wahin dusri taraf ye mere mind ki koi new bakchodi ho shakti hai..

Abeer- I think so.. Kyunki tera dimag time time par aisi he weird harkatein karta hai...

Main-yep... Dekhtey hain agar search party ko agal bagal kuch nahi Milla toh fir Dimag ka he koi naya kand hai...

And as expected kissi ko kuch nahi Milla aaju baaju uppar niche.. . Bhen k lawde dimag gand fod deni hai maine teri.. aise chutiyaape akele mein kiya kar bhenchod sabke saamne beijjati karwaadi...gandu....ye experiment time or jagah dekh k kiya kar..

Ab Mujhe salaah di sabne ki Ruhi se mill lo... Jisko maine 3 seconds mein reject kardiya.. Mission k bich mein kuch bhi nahi..

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