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Update-123(Lets Go)



So time aaya Sunny bhai sahaab kaa subah k 9.30 baje they... Sab taiyaari par they... Same Kal Raat waala scene tha vests guns Bluetooth earpieces...wagairaah wagairaah..

Ab yahaan mujhe ek baat realise hui... Ki wohlog gaadiyon mein Honge or highly chance hain ki woh bhaagenge yaani chase hogi... Chase mein bhagaane k liye toh maserati hai par mujhe powerful vehicle caahiye Tha.. Kyunki maserati ko agar ek takkar maari koi gaadi ne toh bhai woh ghum jaaegi... Or uppar se Street friendly nahi thi Maserati... Isliye maine Vinny ko call kiya jo Hospital mein tha.. Kyunki jack ne bataya best armoured Vehicle ussi k pass hai gang mein... Uske pass BMW X5 hai modified fully armoured... bullet proof toh khair thi he woh.. Baaki Sab google karlena ... Chalta firta tank lagaalo gaadi ko... Woh hospital se nikala gaadi leke or haweli aagaya... Waise bhi aaj shyaam takk Pooja or Rajat bhi discharge hojaane waale they..

So scene ye tha hum sab Ready they.. Teams Kal waali he thi or sabke roles main abhi dene waala Tha...

Gunjan ne bada saa map mangwaaliya tha Khedad gaon kaa.. Ghar bahot Kam they because mainly jagah jungle type thi... Or kaafi puraani buildings thi puraani bole toh raja maharaja time ki..building kya bc khanndar he they..

Or humaare waala jo khanndar tha woh actually bilkul bahaar tha gaon se... Aane Jaane kaa ek he raasta tha woh bhi kacha... Important baat ye thi ki jagah kaafi thi chuppney k liye...

Main - So here is the plan... First Jack I need 10 A+ guys with me.. Or 5 alag se..

Jack --OK boss..

Main-So hoga ye ki 2 teams hongi same as earlier bus farak itana hoga ki Meri jagah Vinny hoga or Abeer Jack and Anjali mere sath honge uske badale 5 bandey tumhaare sath jaaenge.. ... Teams kuch aise hongi Vinny Ravi and Ami yelog gaadi mein rahenge scene se thoda durr.. Baaki Sab aaju baaju mein chippey honge... Jaise he kuch hota hai bang bang harr taraf se...

Mangal-tumlog kidhar jaarahe ho...

Main-Double dhamaaka suna hai kabhi... Darshal plan ye hai ki..

Maine unko thoda kuch samjhaaya...

Main-samjhe...

Mangal-You are a fucking genius..

MAIN-TEAM Let's roll then...

Sab-hell yeah..

Main Abeer Anjali bahaar aaye tabtak Baaki Sab jaa chuke they Jack ne bandey ready kiye... Woh bhi bore hogaye they bechare yahaan par.. Maine socha thoda entertainment karwaa dun...

Main-So bhidulog sorry tumlog ko yahaan laake bore kiya but kya karein saamne waale they he itane chutiya ki hum he nipat liye unse.. Lekin aaj tumhaara din hai.... Humlog yahaan se seedha Gautam ki haweli jaaenge wahaan Jo dikhe sabko thokdena hai... Kyunki jo 3 maasoom log they uss haweli mein Gautam ki patni uski behen or Gautam kaa beta unn sabko maine Gunjan ki madad se aaj bahaar nikalwaa diya hai... Kyunki humne waada kiya tha ki hum Gautam k ghar k maasoom logon ko chhod denge.. Naukar chakar koi hai nahi wahaan Gautam hai Sunny hai Or kareeb 10 bandey hain jinhe koi idea nahi hai hum aarahe hain...dharti se thoda bojh or kam karne kaa time aagaya Hai.. So lets do this...

Sab-Yes sir...

Confuse hoge tumlog hona bhi caahiye darshall Gautam mere sath game khelna caahta tha lekin usse nahi maalum ki main he game hun.. I run this shit... So actually hua ye tha ki Gautam ne brijesh ki death k baad Humaare khabri Shankar ko pakkadliya tha seedha seedha shakk ussi par tha toh common c baat hai... Ab usse daraaaya dhamkaaya toh woh thehra gandu bataa diya sab ussne Gautam ko pata chala humaari device k baare mein toh ussne mujhse game khelne ki sochi ussne fake plan banaaya ye sunny kaa ki woh Bandukkein lene k liye jaaega wagairaah wagairaah... Jabki Sunny kahin nahi Jaane waala woh haweli mein chain se baitha hai uski jagah Birju bandey leke gaya hai uss jagah par...

Ab ye sab mujhe kaise pata chala.. First Mujhe tab shakk hua jab Woh log Hichkicha rahe they baaton k douraan jaise sab scripted ho pehle se he decided hai ki kya bolna hai.. Then ussne jab address itani detail mein bataaya.. I mean aisa kon chutiya gun dealer hai jo isko haweli par aake nahi millega lekin bhenchod kissi jhant baraabar gaon k khanddar mein mill lega.... Then Maine Yahaan local authorities se pata karwaaya ki jiss gun dealer Jagdish ki yelog baat Kar rahe hain woh jail mein Hai 2 maheene se... Uske baad sab confirm hogaya lekin fir bhi or saboot k liye maine pata karwaaya toh ye bhi saaf hogaya ki jo Birju Keh raha tha ki "Wahi khanndar jahaan Unhone kissi police inspector ko dafnaaya tha" actually woh keval attention paane ki koshish kar raha tha taaki hum or kuch naa sochein keval uski baat par dhyaan dein.. Jabki asal mein aajtak jitane bhi Police waale yahaan maare gaye hain unn sabki body revocer hui hai so yahaan se ye sab confirm hogaya ki Gautam bhaisahaab shyaanpatti kar rahe hain... Ab woh itana aage badh gaya toh mujhe toh aage Jaana he tha.. Fir maine Gunjan ki help lee or usse kahaa ki Gautam ki wife ko phone kare or usse kahe ki agar woh Khudki or apne Betey ki salaamatti caahti hai toh humaari madad kare... And guess what woh aurat uss aadmi se itani dukhi thi ki ussne turant Haan kardi.. Badale mein bus woh 3 logon ki salaamatti caahti thi jo maine dedi.. Or ussne humein bataaya ki Gautam kaa plan ye tha ki birju or kuch bandey pehle se he uss khanndar mein chipp jaaenge or jaise he humlog wahaan pohanchenge woh andhadhund goliyaan barsaa denge and humaara game over aji lawda Mera.. Bc halwa hai kya game over.. Ussne humein bataaya ki ghar par keval Sunny Gautam or 7-8 bandey he bache hain 2-3 noukar hain jo khud ghatiya insaan hain.. So maine usse kahaa ki Devi ji aap teeno aaj haweli se durr rahiye main sab suljhaake aapke pass phone karta hun. Bus baaki aage kaa scene yahi hai...

Aise he bhenchod Gautam jaise chutiye humein harra denge toh fir kya faayda part 2 start karne kaa.. Lol.. So scene ye tha ki hum sab wahaan jaaenge Gautam and gang ko tapkaaenge..or udhar dusri taraf scene ye hoga ki Sablog chippe he rahenge bahaar he nahi nikalenge.. Jabtak Birju or uske bandey nahi thakk jaatey. Itana shyaana nahi hai birju ki woh dhundlega Mangal wagairaah ko..

Bandey ready they.. Harr ek bandey k pass ek M4 carbine Assault riflewith extra mags (Jo off course illegal hai lekin humaara chalta hai
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) uske alaawa ek glock pistol bullet proof vests and helmets.. Smoke grenade and flashbangs... Yaani kull milake pubg walaa scene tha... Kyunki bandey trained he aise hue they... Inka aim sach kahun toh Abeer and Anjali k baraabar kaa hoga shayad badhiya unse bhi.. Kyunki kaam he ye tha inka.. In bechaaron ko Assault rifles chalane kaa mouka he nahi milta glock pistol leke security guard kaa bhess badal ke humaare farm house par paddey rehtey hain..jab deva bhai gangster they tab ye rojj tapkaatey they rival gangs ko... Uske baad bhai ne Inko keval aise kaamon k liye rakhliya..

Long story short.. They are best at what they do.. And when you are best at what you do then you can't loose...

Humlog 3 gaadiyon mein Gautam k area mein Pohanchey uski haweli k agal bagal keval uske khet he they uske alawa thodi durr takk koi makaan bhi nahi tha kyunki ye saari jameen par ussne kabjaa kiya tha kyunki uske pass lawda kuch jameen nahi thi thakur ne gand par laat maarke nikaal diya tha usko... Ab scene ye tha ki woh khali naam ki haweli thi.. Bc bungalow bhi nahi thaa theek se woh... Farmhouse lagaalo ek hissab se... 2 floor they usme or i guess itane rooms bhi nahi honge wahaan.. Medium side ki deewar se ghirri hui thi woh haweli.. Or deewar k uppar fencing ki gayi thi. Main gate ek tha jo kaafi badda tha lekin ussi k bilkul bagal mein ek chota gate tha jo filhaal khulla tha.. Gate par 3 bandey they filhaal teeno k hath mein dunali thi wahi Desi system.... Hum sab thoda Orr pass gaye or positions leee.. Sab ready they bus command ki jarurat thi.

Main - Boys lets destroy them..

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Update-124(No Fucking Way)



Main - Boys lets destroy them..

Mera itana kehna tha ki mere piche se silencer lagi M4 challi jiski halki halki awaaj toh hui lekin banduk chalne jaisi nahi thi. Or meri aankhein tab khulli rehgayi jab saamne khadey 3no guards wahin k wahin dherr hogaye...

Main-What the fuck...? Bro holy fuck.. Teeno headshot... Bc pura din pubg he kheltey ho lagta hai..

Jack - LOL..

Woh teeno marrgaye lekin aaju baaju kissi parindey ko bhi nahi pata chala..or hum bhaagtey hue haweli k andar enter hue jahan lawn type kuch tha.. bandey humaare aage aage they or hum piche... Uske baad haweli k andar ghussney k liye ek or gate tha jo lakadi kaa tha chota aaram se tutt jaata lekin uski jarurat he nahi paddi kyunki kundi nahi lagi thi jack ne ek laat maari toh gate sapaat khull gaya... And Jack or baaki Bandukk taane chillatey hue andar ghusse "Hath Uppar Warna Thokdenge Hill Matt maadarchod niche baith Hath uppar".... Hum unke piche piche andar ghusse Firing bhi hui shayad koi bhaagne ki koshish kar raha tha... Andar aaye toh hall mein 2 dead bodies paddi thi or 4 bandey apne hath uppar kiye niche baithey they...

Main-jack tum sab k sab bahaar jaao haweli ko 4on taraf se gherr lo koi bahaar nahi Jaana caahiye... Inmein se koi sunny ya Gautam nahi hai...

Jack-Ok boss..

Woh sab turant bahaar fail gaye..

Main-kahaan Hai woh log... Bol bhosdk warna thokdunga...

Aadmi-Gautam ss. S. S. Sahaab andar hain... Or sunny birju bandey leke gaye hain...

Main-Sunny bhi gaya hai...

Aadmi-h. G. H.. Hh... Hh.. Haaan... Woh khud tum sab ko marrtey hue dekhna caahta tha..

Main-Yahaan se nikalne kaa koi Orr raasta toh nahi haina surang wagairaah bc...

Aadmi - nn. Nahi... Uss kamre mein Hain sahaab..

Ussne ek room ki taraf ishaara kiya... Jo hall cross karke saamne he tha.. Gate bandh tha uss kamre kaa... Or jaise he hum gate k pass gaye andar se Gautam ki awaaj aai...

Gautam-Yahaan hun main...

Main-Hath uppar karke bahaar aaja bhosdk warna thokdunga..

Gautam-Tum andar aajaao...

Main-Chutiya samjha hai kya lawde...

Gau-Kuch bhi nahi hai mere pass.. Dekhlo gate kholke...

Abeer-(aaram se) side mein hatt darwaje k saamne khadda naa ho..

Humlog darwaje se side hattey..

Main - beta gautam bahaar aaja warna toh fir bomb faink dunga toh bhosdk itane tukkadey hojaaenge Ki samjh mein naa aaega kissi ko ki tu aadmi hai yaa chicken fry...

Gautam-Dekho gate khulla hai beshak dekhlo mere pass kuch nahi hai..

Maine side mein se he gate ko laat maari toh woh sapaat khull gaya.. Or saamne Gautam chair par hath uppar kare baitha tha... Mujhe laga gun hogi isliye main ek jhalak dekhtey he waapis side mein hogaya.. Woh nihatha saamne baitha tha lekin mujhe vishwaash naa tha aaju baaju koi bhi ho shakta Hai... Uske liye abki baar Abeer ne Ek jhatke se andar mundi daali or bahaar nikaali...

Abeer-clear hai.. Bathroom wagairaah hai nahi andar... Bomb wagairaah kaa Keh nahi shakta....

Main-itana dildaar nahi hai ye jo khudko blast karlega humaare sath.. Or naa he itana shyaana Hai..

Anjali-toh kya karein..

Main-1,2,3...

Ye boltey he hum teeno ek sath andar ghusse toh woh chota saa room tha or clear tha keval Gautam akela tha...

Main-Kya be chutiye itana kya bha.......

Main bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki firse wahi bakchodi hui woh smell wahi effect...lekin abki baar effect kaafi jyaada tha. Main 2 seconds mein he ghutano par aagaya Dimaag ek dum se rukk gaya bhayanak sir Dard karne laga aankhon k aage anderra chaa gaya...

Maine apna pura dum lagaaya Or main ghutano k ball he uss room se ghissta hua bahaar aaya... Or bahaar hall mein aake jameen par lait gaya apna sirr pakad kar...

Holy fucking shit.. Mera dimag ekdum se blank hogaya tha main kab kahaan kyun tha kuch clear nahi hua ek minute k liye toh aankhon k aage almost andherra chaa gaya tha... Sirr maano fatt jaaega...Yahaan takk ki sans lene mein bhi dikkat hone lagi... Agar ye jyaada derr chalta toh bc paglaa jaata main lekin thank God 2 minute baad mera vision clear hua uppar uss haweli ki chatt dikhi mujhe bc.. sirr Dard ek jhatke se kaafi kam hua... Or dimag waapis working condition mein aaya....Anjali mere uppar jukhi thi or chilla rahi thi.. Bc sans attak gaya tha... Main uthke baith gaya or jorr jorr se Sans lene laga...

Anjali ne mere sirr par hath lagaake dekha maano bukhar check kar rahi ho... Bc sach kahun toh main kaafi darr gaya tha iss kand se.. Ye maine pehle bhi kahaa tha or aaj bhi kehta hun mujhe keval 2 cheejon se darr lagta hai 1 uss ghatna ko yaad karne se jab mera kidnap hua tha or mujhe torture kiya gaya tha or number 2 or sabse jyaada important mere dimag se... Main pura paseene se bheeg gaya tha or wahaan baitha baitha jorr jorr se sans leraha tha...

Anjali-AP...??

Main-Dude I was fucking dead almost... This shit is so fucked up...

Anjali-hua kya...?

Main-wahi sab jo aaj subah hua tha lekin usase kahin jyaada strong...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha...

Gautam jo mere saamne khadda tha Abeer ki gun usski khopaddi par thi woh mujhpar hans raha tha.... Tab mujhe realise hua ki ye mere dimag kaa kand nahi hai ye iska kand hai.. Ye impossible tha nope not at all ye aisa substance nahi dhund shakta tha jo mere dimag ki aise gand maare... Nope.. Bhenchod doctors takk naa dhund Paae aisa drug jo itani burri tarah effect kare mere dimag ko...

Main khadda hua..

Main-no fucking way ye tera kand hai...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha.. Bilkul...

Abeer - what...? What....?????

Anjali-No way... No fucking way...

Main - Chutiya Matt banna bhosdk..

Gautam-Tujhe kya laga main aise he surrender kardunga jabki mujhe maalum hai ki tumlog mujhe maaroge... Ghanta...

Main-ye nahi ho shakta.

Gautam-toh jaake dekh uss kamre k andar pata chal jaaega tujhe... Thakur ki haweli mein bhi woh samaan maine he pohanchwaaya tha.. Woh subah jo police waala aaya tha uske hathon... Mera he chella hai woh...

Main-kon woh SP...

Gau-Nahi SP kahaan gaya tha... Sub inspector tha ek Dinesh Sehrawat... SP saala Dheet Insaan hai paise naa caahiye usko..

Main--sub inspector...????

Anjali-SP k sath kuch or officers bhi they unmein se ek tha ye.

Main-oh! Haan Haan Haaan... Lekin ye pakka hai ye tu nahi kar shakta naa he tu kissi se karwaa shakta so jaldi se bata ye kya hai or kisne diya tujhe...

Gautam-bilkul theek kahaa main aisa kuch nahi kar shakta or mujhe ye bhi nahi maalum ye kya hai.. Lekin mujhe itana maalum Hai ki ye tujhe 1 minute k andar maar shakta Hai....

Anjali-Oh my god...

Main - Lekin ye diya kissne tujhe...

Gautam - chutiya samjha hai kya bhai.. Aise he bataadun..?

Main-Kya caahiye...?

Gautam - Seedhi si baat hai Sunny ko ye maalum Hai ki ye kya hai pura nahi but dene waale ne samjhaaya tab thoda bahot idea hogaya tha usse... Or mujhe ye maalum Hai ki ye kissne diya humein woh kaisa dikhta hai.... Ab iske badle mujhe caahiye 10 crore rupaae or meri or sunny ki jindagi...

Abeer - OH fuck... This is bad...

Main - Tujhe chhod dun...? Tune bhosdk kitani ghatiya harkatein ki hain or tujhe chhod dun..

Gautam-Woh toh tere uppar hai... Agar mujhe maarna teri khudki jindagi se jyaada important hai toh theek hai warna fir maardey mujhe... Lekin ye dhayan rakh humaare bina tu usse dhund nahi paaega... Or tujhe toh maalum Hai iske jarriye woh kitani jaldi teri jindagi kharaab kar shakta Hai.

Yahaan meri gand marr gayi Pehli baar mera dimag confuse hogaya... No way main usse dhund paaunga bina inki madad k ... Or nahi dhund paaya toh ye meri body k sath kya kya kar shakta Hai woh bataane ki jarurat nahi hai.

Abeer - Soch kya raha haibe..isme sochana kya hai . Call kar Mangal ko... Hatt main he karta hun.

Abeer ne mangal ko call kiya or main iss system kaa koi solution nikaalne laga... Lekin iska solution mere saamne tha woh tha Guatam...

Abeer-Mangal Sun.. SUNNY ko nahi maarna i repeat sunny ko nahi maarna.... Kyun kyaa baadmein bhosdk. bahot he jyaada jaruri Hai Sunny ko hath bhi nahi lagaaega koi...

Anjali-usko bol AP ki life ka sawaal hai...

Main chup chaap khadda tha uljhaa diya tha Iss 2 koudi k gangster ne... Actually nahi issne nahi uljhaaya lawda ye uljhaaega.. Uljhaaya ussne jo ye leke aaya bhenchod kya tha kaise tha kyun tha ye.. Kuch nahi maalum tha... Sample bhi kaise lun iska bhenchod jab baaki koi feel he nahi kar shakta tha isse toh...

Abeer-AP...?

Main-I need a minute...

Toh Jo nahi hona tha woh ho chuka tha... Aisa substance market mein aagaya tha jo mere dimag ki Maa chod shakta tha.. Woh bhi bhayanak waali... Or mujhe woh banda caahiye jissne ye banaaya or woh substance bhi caahiye... Or uska ekmaatar jarriya tha ye Gautam or Sunny. Par inhe main kaise chhod shakta tha no fucking way.. Aise ghatiya Insaan ko maarne k liye koi deal nahi honi caahiye... Wahin dusri taraf ye dikkat bhi thi ki yahi ek maatar aise log they jo mujhe uss shaks takk pohancha shaktey they. Uppar se jiss type k bandey ye dono hain humaari gand fatt jaaegi Inko torture kartey kartey but ye kuch nahi bolenge.... Toh choice 2 he thi lekin inmein he lawde lage they...

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Update-126(Feeling Great with Ravi Sam and 42 others)



Pura kand karke main andar room mein aaya mera samaan almost pack he tha kyunki jyaada kuch nikaala nahi tha maine.. Isliye keval files uthaai or bag mein daali..hath munh dhoya or niche aaya apne bag leke....niche Abeer Mangal Ami jiya aachuke they....
Aman-Thanks AP sahaab for everything.. Aapki wajah se Najaane kitani maashoom jindagiyaan bach gayi.. Dhanywaad..
Main-No problem...
Thodi derr baad sablog aagaye apna samaan leke or apni apni cars mein baith gaye..
Mere sath Maserati mein Ravi Abeer Anjali or Ami they..... Main drive kar raha tha....
Pehle humein hospital Jaana tha jahaan Se Pooja Or Rajat ko pick karna tha and then ghar.. Humlog hospital pohanchey.. Toh sab ready tha Poo or Rajat k papers ready they or wohlog Mangal k sath gaadi mein baithey... Mangal ne bill pay kiya or humlog ghar k liye nikale.. Nikaltey time he bhai kaa call aaya, phone Car k Bluetooth se connected tha toh maine pick kiya..
Main - Yo....
Deva-Kya kiya..?
Main-Thokdiya..
Abeer-Woh bhi khopaddi k bichon bich..
Deva-Holy shit..

Main-Ghar aake baat karta... We are on the way...

Call disconnected..

Abeer-Sun...? Tujhe gussa nahi aaraha..?

Main-tujhe kya lagta hai...?

Abeer-Teri aankhein dekh k lagta hai tu bhayaanak gusse mein Hai...

Main-Exactly..

Abeer-Nice nice i must say control karna seekh raha hai toh.

Anjali- Abe maarne ki kya jarurat thi unko firse dhund letey kam se kam Information toh milti...

Main -Ek Baat bata Anji jo banda itana smart ho shakta Hai ki usne aisi cheej banwaali jo mujhe roukk shake kya woh itana chutiya hoga ki in chutiyon ko bataaega ki woh kon hai..? I mean come on yaar bandey ne pata nahi kitana time or paisa lagaaya hoga isme or woh in 2 kodi k gundon ko apni identity bataaega.. Are you kidding me..

Anjali-true I agree.. Lekin kya pata kuch toh maalum hota unko...

Main-Sure.. Lekin itani information nahi thi ki jinda chhodana paddey unko.. Fuck this shit usse toh waise bhi dhund he lunga main saamne toh aana he padega...

Humlog shyaam 5 baje ghar pohanchey toh wahaan par Already Babhi Meenu Rishi or Bhai mojjud they... Humaare piche piche he Mangal and Baaki gaadiyaan bhi aagayi... Mangal Meera ko drop kar aaya ghar usko bhi thank you bolna jaruri tha... Uski help k bina ye sab bahot mushqil tha.. Kyunki uski uss device ne he sab easy kardiya..

Toh ab hall mein puri team mojjud thi.. Yaani Main, Ravi, Sam, Mangal, Abeer, Rohit, Anjali, Jiya, Pooja, Ajay, Rajat, and Deepak... Uske Alaawa bhai, Babhi Meenu or Rishi bhi wahaan mojjud they.. Or babhi ki shakal dekh k lag raha tha ki woh kaafi gussa thi ye maalum nahi kisase or kyun..

Tujhse be lawde or kisase gussa hogi..

OH my bad sorry..

Main-So guys I know tumlog gussa ho wagairaah wagairaah but the thing is first unko ghanta kuch maalum nahi tha second unko jinda Rehney kaa koi hakk tha nahi I mean yahi lagaalo main toh iss substance se bach bhi jaaunga lekin agar Gautam ko chhod diya toh uski wife or baaki kaa kya hoga jissne humaari help ki thi.. Woh for sure unhe maardega humessa k liye nahi bacha shaktey hum unko.. So I don't think ki maine kuch galat kiya.. Or Rahi baat uss bandey ko dhundaney ki toh don't worry i will find him....or ye mat samjhna maine Jaane diya yaa bhool gaya wagairaah wagairaah.. Belive me I am 3000 times more pissed then you guys... So isko aise socho kuch or ghatiya logon kaa the end hua dharti se bojh kam hua logon ki jindagi sudhar gayi... And done..we won again...
Uske baad thoda bahot sabne apna apna point of view diya and then sab normal hogaya lekin ek cheej normal nahi hui woh tha main... bhenchod aisa kon aagaya market mein.. SD...???? nahi uske pass itana time he nahi hai abhi... Red John maybe lekin jaisa ussne bataaya pehle woh apna mission pura karega then mere piche aaega.. Itana legendary killer hai kam se kam juth toh naa bola hoga.. Matlab ye koi or he hai... Or kon lekin last part kaa koi.?? Last part waale toh sab nipat liye bc...toh cbi..? Naa unko mujhe barbaad karne se kya millega lawda... Unhe toh meri jarurat hai woh aisa Chutiyaapa nahi karenge... Ek minute ye bhen kaa lawda Vithal kaniya kahaan Hai..? Vithal bole toh Raju kaa bhai Surendra kaa khass last part mein jail bheja tha yaad aaya..? Shabbas...
Toh woh maadarchod kahaan Hai uske liye maine Anjali ko call kiya... Yahi hoga bhen kaa lawda... Dimag beshak naa ho uske pass lekin paisa jarur tha kaafi woh bhi.. Issi kaa kand hoga bhenchod..
Anjali-Ab toh sone de naa yaar...
Main-Soti he rahiyo or koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya...
Anjali-Abhi 10 din se kaam dhandey mein he lage they...
Main - LOL..
Anjali - Bol kya kaam Tha.
Main-Date par chalegi mere sath..?
Anjali-Naa yaar nind aarahi hai tu akela chala jaa..
Main-ahaahhahahah.. Sun Ye Vithal kidhar hai...?
Anjali-Vithal Kaniya...?
Main-Haan.
Anjali-jail mein...
Main-ok ohk...
Anjali-kyun kya hua..?
Main - Kuch nahi aise he General Knowledge...
Anjali-toh so jaaun main..???
Main-Good Night... Love you...
Anjali--same..
Call disconnected..
Hmm toh Vithal jail mein Hai or kon bhenchod... Fuck it... Aaj nahi toh kal saamne toh aana he padega tab dekhunga..
Filhaal I needed rest desperately.. Sach kahun toh mera mind chilla chilla k bol raha tha bhai thode time k liye toh switch off kardey gand fatt gayi hai.. So maine rest lena theek samjha or next day bhi ghar he rahe college kaa plan cancel kiya... Pura din TV series dekhtey rahe paddey paddey...
Or fir next day i guess pure 1 week baad college kaa plan fix hua. Kyunki bhabhi ne dimag khaa liya tha.. Isliye hum 3no subah subah taiyaar hue Maserati ki gand marri paddi thi off-road wagairaah k kaaran isliye usko ilaaj k liye bhej diya tha.. So humlog ne bike se Jaana theek samjha cars se bore ho gaye they... 2 bike thi or ab dikkat ye thi ki 2no ko challaega kon....
Main-Ravi ek chalaaega dusri Sam chala lega...
Sam- Mera lawda chalaa lega bhosdk tu obama k sath rehta hai.. Ek Tu chala ek Ravi chala lega..
Ravi-main bhenchod driver hun tumhaara.. Gand marwaao main naa chalaanewala..
Main-toh bhosdko apne aap toh ye bikes challengi bhi nahi gand marwaao main toh auto se chalaa jaaunga...
Ravi-toh bhenchod mujhe kya Auto waale baithaaenge nahi main bhi auto se chalaa jaaunga..
Sam- gand marwaao Uber lelunga lekin aaj bike main bhi nahi chalaane waala...
Ab ye hui problem ek taraf Sam laga apni Uber book karne... Dusri taraf hum sochne lage auto ghar k saamne kahaan se millega bc gaon k bus stop par Jaana padega...
Main-kya chutiya aadmi hai kon lawda jiske pass saikdon gaadiyan hain woh Uber lega be..
Sam-waisa he gandu aadmi jiske pass saikdon gaadiyan hain lekin fir bhi auto lega...
Main-jubaan ladaata hai maadarjaat.. Abhi gand fodd dunga.... Uber ki jagah ambulance mein gand tikaani padegi tujhe...
Sam-nikalo lawdo Pehli fursat mein nikalo.. Tumse pehle college pohanchunga... Uber on the way.... Waise bhi yahaan ghar k aage meri Uber aajaegi lekin Tera auto nahi aane waala Bahaar nikalo or bus stand jaake auto lo..
Ravi - Sach bol gaya launda warna gand fod deta iski...
Main-Ravi.. Sun dekh simple si baat hai.. 15 minutes kaa raasta hai half time tu chala bike half time main chalaaunga... Iss lawde ko gand marwaane de..
Ravi-done...
Sam-dekh 15 minutes kaa raasta hai 5 minute tu chalaaega 5 minute main or 5 minute AP.. Hogaya kaam bc.. Kyun befaltu jhant baraabar Uber mein bhijwaa raha hai.. Teen aaram se baithenge bc..
Main-apna launda hai samjh k baksh deta hun lawde kabhi dimag naa ladaaiyo doobara...
Sam-sorry ShaktiMaan...
So finally decide hogaya or humlog college k liye nikal gaye..
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Update-127(Exams)



College pohanchetey he maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Rohit-class mein hun be baadmein call karta...

Main-Gandu class mein kya gand ma....

Call disconnected..

Main-Bc mera phone Kaat diya..

Sam-Jaldi chal be class suru bhi hogayi hogi...

Humlog class pohanchey toh class start hochuki thi Saamne Nicki mam khaddi thi...

Ravi-May we come in madam...

Awaaj sun saari class kaa munh humaari taraf hua or sab aise surprised rehgaye maano first time college aaein hon humlog...

Nicki-Oh my God.. Look who is here.. The 3 bandits...

Main-Good morning madam...

Nicki-Morning sir morning.. Please come in.. Bada ehsaan kiya jo aagaye aaplog..

Ravi - sorry mam mujhe viral fever hogaya tha..

Sam-Same iska viral mereko hogaya tha..

Nicki-ohh! So sad... AP tumhe bhi viral he hua hoga...

Main-Naa I don't lie main yamunanagar gaya tha koi kaam se..

Ravi-(aaram se) pata tha tu dhokebaaj nikalega...

Main -(aaram se) toh kya bhosdk ye chutiye bahaane banaaun.. Viral hogaya tha lawda hogaya tha tujhe...

Nicki-Aajaao aajao... Baitho...

Humlog ne piche dekha toh humaari seat par kuch or students baith gaye they..

Main-Kyun be maadarchod gand tod dun teri..?

Ladka-bhai aap aage baithney lagey they naa toh maine socha...

Main-Woh toh main bore hota tha akela isliye baitha tha..

Sam-Aaja be aage baith jaaenge...

Main - nice..

Humlog aage aae or 4th bench par Ashish Lucky or Sneha k sath baith gaye.. Mere just saamne apni setting Ananya baithi thi or uske sath Mouni...

Ashish - Welcome back bro..

Main-(aaram se) jaa be gay..

Ananya-Hi its nice to see you guys..

Main-Same..

Nicki-ek kaam kartey hain class thodi derr rouk detey hain sab welcome he karlo inka...

Ajit-Nice.. Arey welcome back bhailog...

Sam-(aaram se) Madam taana maar rahi thi be.. Small brain bitch..

Padhaai suru hui or again mujhe lawda kuch nahi pata chala kya chal raha hai lekin bore nahi hua....or class k baad sablog canteen ki taraf Jaane lage or jaise he main bahaar nikala toh Nicki mam k sath Ananya Arushi Mouni Abhi Lucky or Ajit mojuud they.. Bc ye padhne lag gaye lagta hai.. Lawda aisa bhi kya padhna Abe maadarchod abhi 1 ghantey class mein be thi madam andar he puchletey jo puchana tha.

Humlog unke side se nikale..

Nicki-AP...

Main-Yo..

Nicki-you know what,, next month exams hain..

Main - Wait what...?...? What the hell...

Main waapis unke pass aaya... Woh bhi ultey pair..

Main - Exam..?

Nicki-Yes.. Or tumhaare toh 1st semester k bhi hain toh iss month k end mein he honge tumhaare... Uske baad next month k first week mein second semester k...

Main-Nice dude... Nice...

Main wahaan se chup chaap nikalne laga kyunki main apna reaction sabke saamne nahi nikaalna caahta tha..

Nicki - AP... Suna naa tumne..?

Main-Yep... I'll see you tomorrow...

Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikale...

Main-holy fucking shit bro iss month k end mein matlab... Bc...

Sam-Beta I am so fucked...

Ravi - same here...

Main-bc tumhaara toh theek hai Back lagi toh keval babhi ki daant he khaaoge idhar bhenchod college se he nikalna padega..

Sam-Tu double chudda padda hai...

Main-I know lawde bata kya raha hai.. Ab ye bataao kiya kya jaae kya tareeka hai pass hone kaa...

Sam-Padhai..

Main-bhakk bhosdk.. ye jaise humein pata he
Naa Tha.

Ravi-Toh yahi ek raasta hai bc..

Main - Haan but padhai kaise.. Koi tareeka kahaan se suru karun kahaan par khatam.. Bc first semester kaa kuch toh idea do...

Ravi-Kissi dhangke student k first year k notes le or ratta maar full bc tujhe kya problem hogi easy hai... Or tere liye mast jagah bhi bataadun ek dum shant ekdum chill..

Main-Kahaan..?

Ravi-Library..

Main-Ye kya hota hai..??

Ravi-Majaak nahi be seriously last semester Maine or sam ne wahin baith k clear kiya tha.. bc padhne kaa mood hojaata wahaan jaake..

Main-Nice idea.. Lets do it..

Ravi-abhi chal.. Tere liye ek aadh books toh wahin milljaaengi..

Main-Lets go bc.. Fuck classes abhi jaake ratta maardeta hun..

Humlog library jaarahe they ki raastey mein Nicki mam kaa cabin dikha humein jo library k just bagal mein tha toh humlog seedha usme ghusss gaye... Wahaan par Nicki madam subah k 10 baje lunch kar rahi thi...

Nicki-What the fuck you guys scared the shit out of me.. Aao Khaana khaaoge..?

Main-kuch bacha hota tiffin mein toh naa khaatey... Itana subah subah woh bhi pura tiffin.... Kitane din se Khaana nahi khaaya tha Mam..?

Nicki-exams aarahe haina yaar early morning class rehti hai ek, isliye aaj naasta nahi kar paai.. Total 2 he classes hain aajkal ek early morning or ek ye Tumhaari leke aai abhi.. Uske baad pura din yahin doubt class lagti hai.. Exam k time par sabko padhaai yaad aajaati hai... Abhi Tumhaari class waale aatey he honge.. Yahaan se jaatey jaatey 4-5 baj jaaenge..

Main-nice nice...

Nicki-Tere exam shayad next week he hain maybe 8-9 din he hain.. Aaj date sheet lagjaaegi re appear waalon ki.. Sun shyaam ko ghar aajaaya Kar Physics and electrical technology main karwaa dungi Mathematics Ritika karwadegi..

Main-Main bhi yahi sochraha tha lekin then aapne apna schedule bataa diya 5 baje aap yahaan se jaatey ho like 10-11 ghantey baad or jaate he main aajaun.. Bimar nahi karna hai aapko rest lo shyaam ko.. Main khud karlunga pass jitana Jab jarurat padegi tab aajaunga..

Nicki-Awww! So sweet..lab credits and practicals kaa main dekhlungi....Or tum dono iss semester kaa kya plan hai..

Sam- Mathematics clear.. Basic chemistry clear.. Basic electrical engineering clear..EVS clear... Physics 90% sure clear hai.. Baaki saare subjects 50-50...

Ravi-Same..

Nicki-nice nice..

Main-What the fuck.. Tumlog kaa toh set hai...

Ravi-Toh bc tere aane k baad padhaai humne bhi nahi ki ye sab pehle kaa hai bhai..

Main-Shabbas.. Abe humlog library jaarahe they naa..

Nicki-Sachmein...?

Main - Ofcourse aapko dekha toh rukk gaye...

Nicki-That's awesome jaao jaao padhaai karo... Koi help caahiye ho toh call me...

Main-Sure..

Humlog Jaane k liye uthey he they ki humaare class waale punterlog udhar aagaye.. Abhi gang unmein Lucky, Abhi, Ashish, Ajit, Arushi, Sana, Mouni, Divya or Ananya shaamil they..

Ashish - Great tumlog bhi doubt clear k liye aae they kya...

Main-Sabko khud jaisa samjha hai kya be i dont have any doubts...

Ashish-Aisa kya....

Main-Yep because doubts laayak kuch aata he nahi hai.

Ye sun sablog hans paddey..

Ashish-AP yaad hai tereko main humessa school mein tujhse jyaada number laane k liye dum lagaata rehta tha but i never succceeded.. Main harr tests mein tujhse double number leta or jab exams ko 1-2 weeks rehjaatey tu Saara kuch clear kar leta..kabhi nahi jeeta main... lekin ab jab main jeetane waala hun toh I feel sad ki agar tu haara toh tereko Jaana paddega.. So I hope ki tu naa haaare...

Nicki-You know that Ashish woh dono semesters kaa syllabus still easily cover kar shakta Hai...

Ashish-Oh I know it for sure mam..but again iska bahaana ek he hai mood nahi hai padhne kaa...

Main-Shut up.. Main library jaaraha padhne ko teri tarah time waste nahi karna mujhe..

Ashish - Library kaa pass hai tere pass..?

Main-Woh kya hota hai..?

Ashish - lol pohanch gaya library tu toh..

Nicki-hehe..

Ravi-Abe chal re jarurat nahi padegi pass ki...

Main-Bye guys..

Ashish - 20 minutes baad humlog bhi wahin milenge tereko..

Humlog wahaan se nikale or library k gate par aae... Ye bc itana bada gate tha... Or jaisa ki Ravi ne kahaa tha librarian humein jaanta tha toh pass wagairaah ki jarurat he naa paddi or humlog andar enter hue... Or andar aatey he mere munh se nikala...

Main-what the fuck...

Sam-(aaram se) chup be... Library hai ye awaaj kare toh bhi aise ki khudko bhi naa sunaai de..

Bc library nahi museum tha pura.. Ek bada saa hall tha jisme 3 floor takk library bani thi or bhenchod naa Jaane kitane students baithey they idhar... Or kitaabein itani ki bhenchod dhundaney mein ek do din nikal jaaein... Chote chote cabins baney they teeno floors par baithney k liye.. Or stream wise baithney ki jagah thi.. Hum Btech waale corner mein aae.. 2nd floor par baithney ko kaafi jagah thi wahaan hum teeno ne ek he table pakadi.. Jispar 6 chairs thi. ..

Ravi-(aaram se) tere liye books leke aata hun main...

Main-Sure..

Ravi mere liye books dhundaney chala gaya..

Bahot hua action suspense and thodi padhaai kar li jaae...

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Update-128(Studying)



Thodi derr baad Ravi and Sam mere liye 5 books leke aae jo bc kaafi moti moti thi..

Main-Bc ye toh easy hai karlunga main 5 books..

Sam-Beta he 3 he subjects ki hain... Communicative English, Environmental Studies and Applied physics...

Main-What the fuck..

Ravi-Aise bakchodi mein time waste naa kar gandu padhle ab chup chaap.. Or sun next 3 ghantey takk agar Sutta peena Hai toh akele he Jaana..ye le Paani ki bottle...

Main-bitch 11 baje hain dekhtey hain kon sabse pehle hillta hai yahaan se....

Ravi-Deal.. Next cigarette ussi ki jo pehle utha..

Sam-Deal..

Main-Deal lekin agar tum mein se koi mujhse bola yaa mujhse kissi bhi tarah se disturb kiya toh deal over or gand foddunga uski woh alag..

So humlog ne chairs thodi durr durr khiskaai.. Sabse pehle maine English ko chunna because I love English or ye easy bhi thi.. I mean thodi moti jarur thi kitaab but mujhe pura nahi padhna tha usko bus topic headlines paddhlunga wahi bahot Hai.. Or uske liye mereko dimag ki jarurat thi....

Lawde dekhraha hai ye sab..

Haan andha nahi hun main bhosdk...

Chup chaap kaam par lagjaa ye English mujhe aaj shyaam takk clear caahiye ijjat beijjati kaa sawaal hai...

"Hojaaega"lekin bichmein koi bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe calm and silence..

Main-Done..

Sam-Kya done..?

Main-Nothing flow flow mein nikal gaya.

So ab Meri or mere dimag ki bet lagi ki main pehle ek jagah baitha baitha thakk jaaunga yaa fir woh padhta padhta.. 30 minute mujhe sareer ko calm karne mein lage.. Mind reboot hua... Or fir maine padhna suru kiya 11:30am par..

Communication English... Sab bakchodi bharri paddi thi isme kuch bhi samjhne laayak nahi tha..

Topic suru hue "Process of communication"... . Encoding decoding.. Ideation
Transmission feedback..

Sender, Reciver, Channel, code, topic, message,context,
Noice, filters, barriers.. Importance of Audience.. Its purpose.. Starting mein thodi dikkat hui lekin thodi he derr mein Main track par aagaya.. Ek time par lag raha tha ki bc sirr Dard karne lagega lekin hua nahi aisa.. Lucky gang bhi wahaan aai or humaare saamne 3 tables par alag alag hoke baithgayi.. 12.30 pm last baar maine aaju baaju dekha ki kya horaha hai uske baad pata nahi kab dekha maine...

Modes of communication.. Verbal non verbal.. Oral, written, visual, auditory, body language... Bc topics aise jaarahe they maano bullet train Stations cross Kar rahi ho.. Bhenchod ajeeb English hai koi story toh hai he nahi..

Lekin English intresting tab bani jab isme signs aane lage bc unko yaad karne mein maja he alag aaya mereko.. Or bhagwaan ki daya se mujhe 50% he padhni paddi.. Kyunki baaki grammar thi sab jo bhenchod mere baaein hath kaa khel tha...English done fuck yeah bitch.. .. Or uske baad maine EVS uthaai bc easy as fuck usme kuch bhi nahi tha same 10th class waali EVS bus chapter name padha and aage badha... Toh kull milake maine 2 books clear kardi thi filhaal..

And 2 subject clear.. Done... Maine mobile nikaala toh 4.30 baj gaye they.. Ravi Or Sam ki gand fatti paddi thi jo unki shakal se saaf najar aaraha tha... Ab problem ye hui ki Paani ki bottle khatam hogayi.. Or abhi gang bhi wahan nahi thi toh Paani waali problem hogayi...

Main-bc Jaan bujh kar Saara Paani pee gaye lawdo.. Uthaane ki soch rahe ho... Lawda Mera uthega aise...

Sam-Bc aisa kya kho gaya tha be tu...

Main-aise he khota hun main jab dimag meri body ko take over kar leta hai fir woh keval ek he jagah focus karta hai..

Maine Nicki mam ko Message kiya unse puchne ko ki yahin ho yaa nahi.. Toh unka reply aaya 1 he minute mein ki "Haan" toh maine unko kahaa ek Paani ki bottle deke jaaein andar... Unka reply aaya 5 minute mein aarahi..

Main-Lawda Mera Paani aaagaya mera toh.. Main nahi uthne waala aaj... Abhi English evs dono khatam hui..

Sam-Dude your mind is fucking crazy bhenchod..

Main-haina... I am too fast..

Ravi-I mean bc seriously tujhe nahi maalum ki humlog yahaan se 3 baar uthke bahaar jaake aae...

Main - What the fuck..

Sam-Or nahi toh kya bc.. 3 baar Sutta break le chuke hain hum or tujhse 1 feet ki durri par baithey hain hum.. Tujhe matlab 1% idea bhi nahi tha ki tere agal bagal mein kya horaha hai..

Main - ofcourse not.. Bola toh be my mind was focused...

Sam-Bhenchod tera dimag is scary fast..

Ravi-Itani concentration I mean bc gajab... Pehle Bhi naa Tha aise toh tu..

Main - all thanks to vertigo.. Bc meri concentration toh puch he Matt...

Ravi-dekha abhi humne...

Main-chalo toh fir ab ghar he chaltey hain... Bc English EVS Dono semester ki clear hogayi... It feels fucking awesome..

Ravi-agar ghar par padhna hai toh Ye books sath le chal main bataa dunga Librarians ko..

Main-Hell yeah ghar par padhna hai..

Humlog ne woh books uthaai or library se bahaar aae.. Library k gate k just saamne Nicki mam Khaddi thi hath mein Paani ki bottle liye.. Woh andar dene he aarahi thi Paani lekin bahaar kuch students ne roukk liya unko... Arushi and Ananya they wahaan par... Shayad wohlog bhi ghar he jaarahe they kyunki unhone apne bags wagairaah Taang rakhe they..

Nicki-Sorry just aa he rahi thi andar main... Inka thoda kaam Tha..

Main-No worries we are good.. You know i cleared First years ENGLISH And EVS in just 5 hours...

Nicki-Oh my God.. That's insane.. You are faster then ever...

Main--I know or ek second bhi nahi Hilla main apni jagah se..

Nicki-bus aise toh fir sab clear hai..

Main-Yep yep..

Nicki-By the way notes wagairaah Sab mill gaye tumhe..?

Main-evs, English and Applied physics k hain khaali..

Nicki-Kissi se puchleta first semester k I guess Arushi k pass hain complete..

Arus-Actually nahi hai mam.... I mean ho bhi shaktey hain kyunki last semester k baad dekha he nahi hai unko kahaan hain kaise hain..

Nicki-Nice Arushi nice... Way to go..

Main-Iska maalum Hai mereko books bechke ice-cream khaa gayi hogi ye..

Arus-Shut up yaar..

Nicki - Anaa tumhaare pass bhi toh haina...

Main-Anaa kon hai ye ab..?

Nicki-Ananya.. Nick name hai iska Anaa..

Main-Oh sorry my bad..

Ana-I hope sab ek jagah he honge.. Hain jarur sab sambhaalke rakhe hain..

Main-Brilliant..

Nicki-bus fir Anaa se lelena... Lelena kya agar abhi de shakti hai toh abhi lele.. I mean raat raat mein toh tu 2 subjects clear kar lega..

Anaa-I mean i dont have any problems.. Lekin mere ghar par chalna padega uske liye..

Main - ummm!sure...

Nicki-awesome.. Apne driver ko call karke bolo aaj naa aae AP drop kardega tumhe...

Ana-No no its ok aane he waale honge kaka waise bhi...

Nicki-Aae toh nahi haina ek he jagah Jaana Hai toh sath chale jaao.. I am sure AP ko koi problem nahi hogi..

Main - I don't mind itani help kar rahi ho meri toh main itana toh kar he shakta hun..

Anaa-Pakka...

Main-100 takka..

Ana-Thank-you.. I am almost done here ready when you are...

Main-I am ready right now.. I'll meet you in parking in 5 minutes..

Ana-Sure.. See you there...

Ye bolke Ananya or Arushi wahaan se chali gayi... Maine unhe isliye bheja ki mujhe abhi abhi dhyaan aaya ki main bike par aaya tha bc I mean aisa nahi tha ki aisi waisi bike thi achi khaasi bike thi but I hate bike riding with girls...

Main - Nicki mam Apni car rent par doge..

Nicki-kyun tumlog naa leke aaye aaj..? Tumhaari crores waali cars..

Main-aise maska matt lagaao jaise Santro chalaatey ho.. Audi Jaguar and 2 BMW hain aapke pass maalum Hai mereko...

Nicki--haan Haan lekin tumhaare waali se toh sasti he hain... 1 BMW dad ki hai by the way..

Main-Chaabi do naa yaar kya pakka rele ho.. Humlog aaj bike se aaye hain teeno...

Nicki-haaa! Triple ridding is illegal on two wheelers dude.. Chaalaan katwaaoge..

Main-aji Haan chaalaan katwaane k liye he election jeeta hai humne north India mein...

Ravi-ahahahahahah.. True..

Nicki-hehhehehe... Nice one.. Ye le chaabi.. Sun seedha ghar aajaiyo gaadi leke aaj ritika ne chutti Lee thi and abhi free Hai maths karwaadegi tereko...

Main-Oh hell yeah.. Main soch he raha tha maths k rattey kaise maarunga... Thanks...

Nicki-Waise ye Ananya kaa kya scene hai...??

Main - Aise innocent naa bano aapko sab maalum Hai...

Nicki-I know bus confirm Kar rahi thi...

Main-lol... Bye.. Tumlog ek banda Nicki mam ko chhodke aao dusara Auto leke nikalo...

Sam-Main chhod aaunga..

Ravi-OK... Main auto se jaata hun...

Main-Done... Bye guys... Love you Nicki mam..

Ravi-Bye..

Nicki-Love you guys..

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Update-129(Anaa)



Main Niche parking mein aaya toh Anaa khaddi thi wahaan, Arushi jaa chuki thi usko bhi mostly driver he lene aata hai...

Main-Sorry to keep you waiting actually Nicki mam se kaam Tha mereko thoda..

Ana-No problem..

Main wahaan se underground parking mein gaya jo keval staff ki parking hai wahaan par Nicki mam ki Audi A6 khaddi thi kaafi pyaari car hai, thodi girly type hai but pyaari bahot Hai..

Main car leke parking se bahaar aaya.. Car se uttarake Anaa k liye gate khola.. Like a gentleman you know...

Ana-Thankyou.... So you are a gentleman it seems like...

Main-Ofcourse.. Koi shakk hai kya...?

Anaa-Naa ji naa...

Humlog college se bahaar nikale..

Anaa-By the way tum staff parking mein park kartey ho...?

Main-actually nahi ye Nicki mam ki car hai unke pass meri car hai toh main unki use kar raha hun...

Anaa-ohh.. Cute.. Lagta hai you guys and Nicki mam are close...

Main-Yep she is family to us....

Woh aage kuch bolti usase pehle mera phone baja jo anjali kaa tha..

Main-Sorry I gotta take this call..

Ana-No problem go for It..

Maine phone pick kiya.

Main-Yo...?

Anjali-Free Hai kya..?

Main-Nahi actually sun mere exams aarahe hain so agle 2-3 weeks I am hella busy.. You know I studied like 5 hours straight...

Anjali-ok OK.. Go for it.. Pagal Matt ban jaaiyo padhtey padhtey...

Main-Yaad rakhunga.

Call disconnected..

Anaa-So what's new with you..?

Main -umm! Frankly speaking nothing is new.. Its good to be back here.. Yamunanagar suck...

Anaa-Home always feels good..

Main-True..

Anaa-So how's everything at home..?

Main-Sab badhiya.. You tell how's Tara..?

Anaa-Di is good.. Tumhe Yaad kar rahi thi...

Main-Sachmein..?

Anaa-Yeah..

Main-That's cool I am something it seems..

Anaa-You are something Mr. AP.. Lol..

Main-lol..

Anaa-So humlog ko Mille kaafi time hogaya but humaara introduction takk nahi hua theek se...

Main-Arrey Haan..

Anaa-So tell me about yourself AP..

Main--nothing special about me born and raised by Dadaji and Deva bhai childhood was boring as hell then school started with Sam and Ravi then life became interesting after that due to some unavoidable things thoda gayab hona padda and uske baad I made an legendary entrance and here I am...

Anaa-If you dont mind me asking what happened to you..? I mean mujhe maalum Hai ki Drug kaa koi reason tha because woh ussne Saare Indian ko TV par bataa diya tha but I mean no one knows what exactly happened..?

Main-Actually wahi sab tha he made me addicted to drugs... Basically after that I couldn't live without drugs my mind was super addicted and you know what happens when you are super addicted to drugs..?

Anaa-jo bhi hota hai bura he hoga...

Main--bahot bura.. So uske treatment k liye mereko Bahaar Jaana padda.. That was it..

Anaa-I cant even imagine kya kya hua hoga tumhaare sath and you lived through it..

Main-Basically its not a big deal after all of it I am special so main jindagi kaa sath nibhaata chala gaya..

Anaa-Great.. So what about now..? Any girlfriends..?

Main-What do you mean Girlfriendsss..? Itana bhi hot nahi hun ki ek time par 4 rakhunga...

Anaa-hehe..

Main - Actually i am single... So what about you..?

Anaa-Same.. Single...

Main-nice dude.. We are 2 boring singles ridding in the same care.. Nice.. Ironic..

Anaa-hahahaha.. True.. So why are you single..?

Main-why are you single..?

Anaa-Maine pehle pucha..

Main-Toh jawaab bhi pehle dedo..

Anaa - Ummm! Actually i dont like dating and that stuff or uppar se Apne college mein koi aisa tha nahi..

Main-kaisa caahiye aapko..??

Anaa-umm! For example Handsome.. Caring.. Emotional.. Kind.. Helpful.. Smart.. Well behaved..

Main-Handsome hell yeah.. Caring hmmm! Kind of.. Emotional nope not at all.. Kind maybe.. Helpful hmmmm no comments.. Smart very very smart.. Well behaved nope..

Anaa-What are you doing
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Main-Nothing main apne chances count kar raha tha.. Kaafi kam hain filhaal toh..

Anaa-Are you trying to flirt with me..?

Main-What do you mean trying to, I am single you are single off course I am flirting with you...

Anaa-Hehehe.. You are funny..

Main-Yep kind of...

Humlog uske ghar k bahaar pohanchey actually bungalow bolna theek hoga.. Kyunki kaafi lavish place thi... Kaafi space mein faila hua ek dum dhansu... Gate par security bhi kaafi thi police or kuch personal guards.. Wagairaah wagairaah.. Anaa Car mein se uttari..

Anaa-Come on lets go..

Main - Wait mujhe andar Jaana Hai..?

Anaa-Ofcourse.. Mujhe thoda time lagega dhundaney mein toh yahaan kya karoge akele...??

Main-Actually i am good here i think...

Anaa-Oh shut up.. Come on in.. Last time tumne kahaa tha ki next time jarur aaoge andar.. So come on in now.. Waise bhi di or dadiJi k alaawa koi hai nahi ghar par...

Main-Sure..

Maine gaadi park ki or uske sath sath aaya gate par guards ne aise ghurra ki bhenchod yahin pattak k fodenge mujhe.. Lekin aisa hua nahi hota toh unki Maa naa chhod deta main.. So main andar aaya Ananya k piche piche.. By the way I don't know Maine pehle bataaya hai yaa nahi lekin Ananya is Super hot.. By super I mean is super beautiful... And by facts baat karein toh she is the only girl I can fairly compare to Riya.. Medium height.. Gora rang.. Blue Jeans and Cream color ka top.. Or bc piche se kya view aaraha tha.. Medium boobs but ek dum shakt lagrahe they dekhne mein.. Kaale ghanne baal.. Cute saa face.. Kull milake she is best for me currently...

So humlog unka pyaar sa lawn cross karke bungalow k main gate par aae... Toh wahaan kuch kuttey bhi they kuch kaa matlab 2 they ek toh tha koi jhant baraabar 1.5 feet kaa or dusara tha bhaari bharkam German Shepherd.. Or woh humein dekh k humaari side aae.. I mean shayad Anaa k liye aaein hon but still i hate dogs..

Main-oh fuck...

Anaa-Kya hua..?

Main-I forgot to mention that I hate dogs.. If they come closer to me I am gonna freak out...

Anaa-Hehe heh... Don't worry woh kaatenge nahi..

Main-What the hell toh rakha kyun hai.. Show k liye..?

Anaa-Security k liye..

Main-Ye 1.5 footiya kya security karta hai..? Kisase bachaata hai ye aliens se...

Anaa-heehhe.. Naa woh di kaa hai.. Bruno.. Or ye hai Jean....Pyaar Se bolo..

Main-jean please get the hell out of here...

Anaa-hehee.. Ye konsa pyaar hua..

Woh kuttey mere aaju baaju mein sungh k punch hilaane lage..

Main-ok hogaya please nikalo ab.. Anaa agar tumne Inko abhi yahaan se nahi bheja toh I am never coming back here..

Woh abtak meri harkaton se hans hans k Paagal hogayi thi even aanshu aagaye they usse hanste hanste.. Idhar bhenchod gand fattne ko hai or isse hansi aarahi hai..

Anaa-Bruno. Jean go and play.. Go.. Ssshhhh...

Or uska itana suntey he woh dono turant wahaan se gandu k maafik nikal gaye...

Main-holy shit this was the scariest thing I have done in my entire life...

Anaa-hahaha haha. AA. A. A.. AP Stop it mera pait Dard karne lag gaya hanstey - 2..

Main-what do you mean stop it.. Meri Jaan mere munh mein aagayi thi.. I am never coming back here..

Anaa-Stop being a baby.. Aajao ab andar..

Main uske sath sath andar enter huaa...toh bc ekdum Raja maharaja type scene tha andar.. Ekdum chamchamaata interior sab kuch Ek dum tip top tha... Business achaa khaasa chalta hoga bc inka...2-4 nokar chaakar idhar udhar ghum rahe they.. Anaa ne andar hall mein aake awaaj lagaai.. "Di" jiska koi response nahi aaya and then firse awaaj lagaai.. "Di" Toh andar se Tara ki awaaj aai "Ek second baba"....

Iske baad Tara mere saamne waale room se bahaar aai..kapdey Normal pehney they ussne office nahi gayi hogi aaj..

Anaa-look who is here..

Tara-kon hai... Oh my god AP.. hi...

Main-Hello Madaaam..

Tara - what a pleasant surprise... It's great to see you..

Main-Oh its awesome to see you..

Tara-So what's the scene you both are dating now or what..?

Main-wait what the hell..?

Anaa-no di.. We are not dating.. What do you mean..?

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Update-130(Rajan)


Tara-Oh my bad mujhe laga tum dono sath aae ho toh you guys must be you know mujhe laga kuch chal raha hai..

Anaa-Nahi di.. AP books lene aaya hai yahaan..

Tara-aise kyun behave kar rahi ho.. According to me AP is the best guy to date in that boring college of yours..

Main-I agree...

Anaa-I mean he is cool and all but I am not into dating and stuff.. I don't like that..

Main-Oh my god she is so confused...

Tara-I agree..

Anaa-Aap dono ek dusare ki side lena bandh karoge please..

Tara-Oh looks like someone is jealous...

Main-I agree..

Anaa-Oh god... Main books laarahi hun AP.. Please have a seat.. Thoda time lagega..

Tara-Ok main company deti hun AP ko tabtak..

Main-I agree..

Tara-(hansne) stop it.. Please baitho..

Main wahaan sofa par baitha mere just saamne tara baithi... Anaa andar chali gayi..

Tara-So kya loge AP Tea Coffee juice cold drink..

Main-Nothing.. Paani kaafi hoga..

Tara-Oh come on.. Tumne mujhe coffee peelaai thi ussdin.. Ab main peelaungi...Tai 2 coffee Le aana..

Ek Aunty sir hilaake coffee banaane chali gayi shayad maid thi..

Tara - So AP what's up..?

Main-Nothing interesting boring stuff..

Tara-Aajkal koi James bond type stuff nahi kar rahe kya..? I mean come-on Tumhaari life bhi agar boring hogi toh baaki kaa kya hoga...

Main-Actually abhi kind of boring exams incoming...

Tara - seriously mujhe laga tum cool ho, tum bhi in exams wagairaah k chakkar mein paddey rehtey ho kya..?? I thought you don't care about this stuff..

Main-2 baatein yes I am cool.. Second yes actually jab maine admission liya naa toh kaafi late hogaya tha so main special case tha.. Toh principal ne mereko kahaa ki main admission dedunga lekin agar tum 2no semester k exams mein se ek bhi clear naa kar Paae toh main tumhe college se nikaal dunga.. And you know agar main college se nikala toh meri babhi mera munh fod dengi.. Uppar se I like college bore nahi hota wahaan.. Isliye padhna jaruri Hai..

Tara-that's interesting.. By the way woh college toh tumhaara he haina..? Tumhe he rusticate kaise kardenge.?

Main - Actually woh nahi kar shaktey agar fail hua toh main khud he leave kardunga.. I am a man of my words Tara...

Tara-That's cool... So Anaa mujhe bataaegi nahi toh tum he Bataado... Kya deal hai tum dono ki..?

Main-frankly speaking Kuch bhi nahi I consider her as a friend.. Woh toh yahi ek kitaabi keeda thi jiske last semester k notes complete they toh yahaan takk aana padda waisa kuch nahi hai..

Tara-too bad.. Main aivein he khuss hui jaarahi thi.. Chhodo... Ye bataao aage kaa kya plan hai..?

Main- sach kahun toh she is the only girl in entire college I would like to have a relationship with..

Tara - Matlab interested ho..

Main-I mean yeah.. She is beautiful, knowledgeable, kind and kind of funny.. I like her.

Tara - so wait kiska kar rahe ho I mean itana toh jaanti hun usko ki agar tum approach karoge toh naa nahi karegi..

Main-Actually itana time he nahi milta mereko.. Main musqill se kabhi kabhaar college aata hun usme bhi Yelog kaa alag he group hai kuch naa kuch kartey rehtey hain ye log kabhi strike kabhi dharna kabhi candel March..

Tara-True.. I mean you are AP after all I am sure kaafi kaam rehtey honge.. But still you should go for it...

Main--OH you better believe I am going for her..

Tara-Beautiful.. Awesome.. Here take my number if you need any help with all that call me..

Maine uska number liya..

Main-by the way tum itani help kaise kar rahi ho meri..?

Tara-Kaafi reason hain jaise Number 1. Anaa is boring woh ye sab dating wagairaah nahi karti I want her to live her life at fullest.. Second. I like you so you both will be great together.. I mean usne mujhe bataaya ki tumne uski Jaan takk bachaai..

Main-actually Jaan nahi bachaai... Ummm! Waise keh shaktey hain Jaan he bachaai kyunki ussdin yelog bhayanak fanse they or i am sure ladkiyaan toh bhagdad mein he khojaani thi.. Police toh baadmein kuch karti..

Tara - Exactly.. You saved her life...

Coffee aai humne coffee Lee apni apni..

Humaari baatein chal he rahi thi ki Woh Tara kaa bapu Yaani Raajypaal Rajan Andar aaya apne uss jaanwar type Bodyguard k sath... Kya naam tha uska Hospital mein mila tha jo.... MANDEEP Haan mandeep...

Rajan-Oh ho ho.. Look who we have here.. The one and only Ankit Singh..
Are maadarchod ye kahaan se aaya bhen kaa lawda..
Main-Hello sir..

Tara-Daddy..

Ye bolke woh Rajan se bhaage Galle milli shayad kaafi din baad ghar aaya hoga..

Rajan-Ale mera beta kaise ho...

Tara-i am fine..aap kaise ho..?

Rajan-I am also fine beta.. Ankit how are you..?

Main-I am fine sir.. How are you..?

Rajan-Wonderful.. Please baitho baitho khadey kyun ho..

Main-Ji..

Rajan-Bhai aaj tum iss gareeb k ghar kaise padhaare..

Main-bhagwaan aisi gareebi sabko de...

Ispar Tara or Rajan dono hanspaddey..

Woh mere saamne Tara k sath baitha.. Or tabhi Anaa andar se like 500000 books leke bahaar aai... Or mere saamne table par rakh di..

Main-Wait a second.. Ye ek semester ki hain..

Anaa-yes.. Wait oh god Daddyyyy... Oh my god..

Ek second ko mujhe laga bc mereko he daddy bol rahi hai lekin baadmein realise hua woh jhant baraabar Rajan bhi baitha tha udhar.. Anaa usase Galle milli unka family Chutiyaapa challa thodi der...

Rajan-So books lene aae ho tum...

Main-Ji...

Rajan - don't tell me tumhe bhi padhna padta hai.. Seriously..?

Main-Yep..

Rajan-hehe..sahi hai bhai... Tumhari babhi ji hongi force karne waali...

Main-Yep..

Rajan-Kyunki Deva ji toh tumhe ticket dilwaadetey abtak..

Main-hehehe...

Rajan-by the way I am really impressed.. Jo tumne Yamunanagar mein kiya I mean great.. Pure district k log tumhaare ehsaanmand rahenge...

Tara-Wait yamunanagar mein tum bhi they..? I mean maine tv par dekha tha. Usme tumhaara naam toh nahi tha..

Bhenchod ye bhi koi sabke saamne karne ki baat hai Bhenchod Rajypaal hai toh meri Kahaani sunaata fitrega...iski Maa kaa ghonsla..

Rajan-are beta ye pardey k piche rehta hai.. Media wagairaah se durr.. Warna toh harr cheej kaa mastermind yahi hai..

Tara-Nice..

Main-Actually iss baar main Sachmein he piche tha half time toh yahaan par tha jab gaya toh bhi keval planning k liye...

Rajan-I see i see... So or bataao kya chal raha hai..?

Main-Filhaal toh Study chalegi kuch din..

Rajan-Bahot sahi bahot sahi..

Main-So ok sir i will take the leave.. Thanks Ananya for the books....

Ana-your Welcome AP..

Main-tara, Always a pleasure...
Tara-Same here same here..
Main utha toh Rajan ne kahaa books jyaada hain toh Mandeep help karwaadega.. Usne half books uthai half maine uthaai.. Or humdono bahaar gaadi ki taraf chal diye..
Mandeep-Meri behen k jaisi hain ye dono...
Main-How cute...
Madeep-Cute wute nahi inse jitana ho shake durr raha kar warna fir pachtaaega..
Main-bhen k lawde tumlog samjh kya rahe ho khudko..bhosdk bilkul he nahi jaanta hai kya mujhe.. Maadarchod ab jab andar jaae naa toh tere Baap Rajan se puchana kon hun main.. Hugg dega maadarchod Jaan jaaega tab.. Body wody banaake koi gangster naa banta lawde..
Mandeep-Main keval chetaawani deraha tha tujhe...
Main-toh Matt de bhosdk warna aisa gayab karunga ki laash bhi nahi millegi.. Bhenchod hadd hogayi tujh jaise jhant baraabar log ab chetaawani denge.. Nikal maadarchod..
Usne turant kitaabein gaadi mein rakhi or ultey pair lout gaya.. Bhenchod chutiya aadmi....main gaadi mein aaya Ab Nicki mam k yahaan Jaana tha toh udhar he nikal gaya seedha.
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Update-131(Study)


Wahaan se main seedha Nicki mam k Ghar gaya jo city k bilkul outside hai humaari village ki side.. Haweli se 20 minute ki durri par hoga.. Gaadi park ki Gate par guard tha apna khass uske sath cigarette pee kyunki andar toh kai derr kaa kaam hojaana tha.. 6 baj gaye they... Main andar aaya toh maid ne gate khola.. Andar sofa par Nicki mam k papa baithey they Yaani Subash Uncle..

Main-Wassup old man..

Uncle-Chup re.. Itana bhi old nahi hun.. 50 kaa hua hun... Salman khan bhi toh itana he hai..

Main - Apne aap ko Sallu bhai se compare kar rele uncle Sharam naa aati...

Uncle-Hahhaaaha.. AP beta kaise ho..

Uncle mujhse Galle Mille..

Main-Superawesome.. Main tution k liye aaela hun..

Uncle- exams aagaye honge sirr par.. Warna kahaan tution yaad aata hai tumlog ko...

Main-True.. But ek second tumlog bole toh..

Uncle-Sam or Ravi already hain uppar..

Main-What the Hell.. Main aata..

Main waapis bahaar aaya gaadi mein se mathematics k notes and books nikaale or waapis andar aaya... Or seedha uppar gaya..

Uppar guest room mein Nicki mam Sam or Ravi ko padhaa rahi thi or Ritika madam ek side baithi thi phone mein lagi..

Main--Hello Everyone...

Nicki-aagaya.. Kya padhega..? Physics yaa Maths..?

Main-Yeah sure Boring subject naa padhta boring teachers se main.. Maths padhunga main toh Riti mam se..

Nicki--did you just called me boring...

Main-Woh toh jiski jaisi soch..

Riti-Lol.. Idhar aaja..

Main-Good Evening madam kahaan rehtey ho aajkal aap..? College mein bhi naa dikhe..?

Riti-class lagaata toh naa dikhti..

Main-main library mein tha aaj pure 5 ghantey padha.. Feeling Like Sir Stephen Hawking...

Riti-lol.. Laao books..

Hum dono ne 2 chairs lee or dusare Room mein aagaye taaki dusari party disturb naa ho....

Riti-So boliye sir kahaan se suru karein..

Main- 0 se suru kijiye or end takk chaliye.. Lekin keval important part befaltu waala beshak chhod dena..

Riti-pure mein toh time lagega 2-4 chakkar karne padenge aapko sir..

Main-No problem 2-3 din free he hun main.. Jitana padha shaktey ho padbaao I can store everything in my mind..

Riti-You know what..? I love teaching tum padhtey padhtey thakk jaaaoge main samjhaate - 2 nahi rukkungi..

Main-lol.. Jaantey nahi ho aap mereko.. I don't get tired.. Thakkna wagairaah mere processer mein he nahi hai..

Riti-Toh hojaae ek bet.. Issi bahaane study interesting banjaaegi..

Main-Done..aaj already ek jeet chuka hun issi baat par.. Ek or hojaae..

Riti-jo jeetega Woh 1 favour jeetega dusare se..

Main-Done..but meri shart hain kuch..

Riti-bolo..

Main--keval study ki he baat chalegi no off topic stuff.. Phone wagairaah nahi khulega..disturbance nahi caahiye mujhe..

Riti-done.. Last mein Main kuch questions puchungi agar jawaab diya toh jeet jaaoge tum..

Main - Let's get it..

6 baje they maine Nicki mam ko Message karke humaari bet k baare mein bataaya..or 6 baje humaara tution chaalu hua..

Riti-let's start with basic mathematics.. Differential Calculus..

Mujhe humessa se maths passand tha time pass acha hota tha or i must say maine class mein dhyaan nahi diya utana lekin Riti madam ekdum faadu teacher thi.. Point by point chal rahi thi.. Insabmein sabse jyaada khuss tha mera mind bc ko mouka mill gaya tha doudaney kaa information store karne kaa... Usko ye sab cheejain passand aati hain.. Jab uska use hota hai.. Lekin jyaada use hojaae toh fir uski gand Marr jaati hai gang hojaata hai woh... Differential Calculus se suru hui Kahaani aage badhi topic by topic.. Differentiation, integration ye sab kaa basic aata tha formulas wagairaah bus thoda advance study karna tha.. Bichmein water break hua khaali ek.... At last madam thakk gayi..

Riti-Ohk.. I am tired now..

Main--I am chilling..

Riti-it's 11.30 pm dude.. 5.30 ghantey mein keval 10 Minute rukke they.. You are crazy.. 1 Notebook bhardi humne mere hath Dard kar rahe hain..

Main-told you I am fast..

Riti-Ohk ab agar mere questions k theek jawaab doge toh matlab tum jeetey matlab tumhaara dhyaan tha study mein warna main jeeti..

Main-puchiye..

Riti-Second topic kya tha aaj ka..

Main-hmmm... Ek second Haan thoda flashback mein hoke aata hun.

Riti-no problem take your time..

Main- nth order derivatives...

Riti-Holy Jesus.. Ok Theorum Konsi thi..

Main- Leibnitz Theoram.. Ye word pure 12 baar use hua iss time period mein 1 baar theoretically baaki Sab formulae..

Riti-Ohk.. You are freaking crazy..

Uske baad madam ne kuch formulas puche as you know Maine sab bata diya.. Bc karna kuch naa Tha khaali search karna tha dimag mein agar padha hoga toh sabse pehle result saamne aaega.. Madam kaa munh khulgaya pr mera dimag khulgaya... Jung lag raha tha.. Hum dono dusare room mein aae toh wohlog bhi padh he rahe they...lekin unhone breaks liye honge bahot saare...

Riti-Di ye alien hai isko bhejdo Mars par..

Nicki-Kyun chownk gayi naa...

Riti-He is a bloody Computer.. I mean isko ye bhi yaad hai maine konsa word kitani baar use Kiya..

Nicki-Hehe he.. I know.. Ek baar jo iska mind catch karta hai woh fir seconds mein saamne aajaata hai caahe kitani he choti detail ho..

Riti-I lost the bet..

Nicki - mujhe pehle he pata tha..

Ravi-ab Khaana khaaein..? Mereko bhook lagi hai..

Nicki- 2 sandwich khaa chuka hai tu pichle 3 ghanton mein still bukha hai..

Ravi-yes..

Nicki-aajao ab bahot hogayi study..

Humlog niche aaye sab so gaye they.. Isliye dinner khud he serve karna padda..

Nicki-Deepu ko boldiya tha maine tumlog yahin sojaana...

Main-aji Haan subah yahan se ghar jaaenge kapdey change karney ko.. Fir double ghumke college...

Nicki-Toh kya abhi jaaega ghar..

Main-off course 15 minutes kaa toh raasta hai..

Nicki-jaaoge kaise bike se..? Iss time kitani thand hai bahaar dekha hai..

Main--aapki gaadi lejaaenge.. Waise bhi bahot khaddi hain aapke pass dusri use kar lena..

Nicki-main dungi he nahi gaadi..

Main-Seedha seedha bolo naa yahin rukkjaao...

Nicki-bola tha tujhe samjh naa aaya..subah chale jaaiyo yaar itani raat ko nahi Jaane dungi main..

Main-Uppar waale room mein Main sounga...

Ravi-main already bed ready karke aagaya mere liye....

Main-Uske side waala mera..

Ravi-No problem..

Sam-Khaana toh chup chaap khaao be kitana bhonktey ho dono... Sojaana jidhar sona hai..

Main-Sorry ShaktiMaan..

Dinner k baad thodi chit chat hui.. Puraani yaadein taaja ki humlog ne and uske baad apne apne rooms mein aake sogaye.. Nicki mam k dad mere dadaji k kaafi close they guru maantey they unko..shayad pichle 35+ saalon se humaare family relations hain... Late nind aai thi toh late he uthna tha but aisa hua nahi theek 7.30 baje Nicki mam ne humein chilla chilla k jagaaya.. Humlog fresh hoke niche aae breakfast kiya or seedha Nicki mam ki car leke ghar k liye rawaaana hue.. Ghar aae meri books utaari andar aae nahaae dhoye college k liye ready hue.. Actually maine college Jaane kaa plan drop kiya or ghar par baithke he padhaa.. Padha kya bc ekdum ghuss gaya samaan k andar 8. 30 baje se leke 1.30 baje takk fir lunch k liye niche aaya and then waapis padhai par 2 se 4 baje takk fir padha Physics, BEE, Maths basic chemistry sab kaa sab padha thoda bahot.. Or fir uske baad 4.30 baje Nicki mam k Ghar pohancha maths tution k liye.. Yahi hota hai jab mera dimag ek cheej ko pakad leta hai toh usse woh karna he hai.. Raat 10.30 baje wahaan se aaya main waapis.. And aake fir thoda padha.. Bc itana toh main puri life mein naa padha hoga.. Same schedule mera next day kaa tha college main aaj bhi nahi gaya.. But iska faayda ye hua ki maine I think dono semesters kaa itana kaam karliya ki pass hojaaunga easily.. Bc finally.. Ab problem ye hui mera dimag thoda hang hogaya i guess same bakchodi dekh dekh k bore hogaya isliye maine aage naa padhne kaa plan banaaya warna top kar jaata.... Ab dikkat ye hui ki dimag frustrate hogaya.. Usko shant karne k liye main college gaya 2 din ghar par rehney k baad.. By the way Mere first semester k exams Monday se they or aaj Saturday tha.. Nice..

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Update-132(Different Moods)



Main college mein aaya Sam or Ravi sath they...class ki side aae toh pata chala classes kaa the end hoagaya hai second semester over.. Exams baaki they.. Sablog hall mein khadey they Ananya Ashish wagairaah...

Main-Good Morning guys..

Anaa-Good morning.. Hogayi study..

Main-Yep dono semester done..

Ashish - what the fuck itani jaldi..

Main--Dekh kisase baat Kar raha hai tu...

Ashish - Sorry bhool gaya tha..

Mouni-hehe..

Badhiya conversation chal rahi thi sab chill kar rahe they enjoy horaha tha ki woh bhen kaa lawda maadarchod gand jalla Principal wahaan aagaya... Uske aatey he Sabne good morning ki usko....

Princ-AP in my office please.. Everyone best of luck for exams..

Ye bolke woh nikal liya..

Main-What the fuck ab kya hua be..

Ravi-Rip...

Main-Kamaal kaa banda hai yaar ye...

Main uske piche piche uske office mein aaya.. Wahaan apni chair par baitha tha woh..

Prin-baitho baitho.. So Mr Ankit exams hain Monday se aapke..

Main-ji.. I am ready...

Prin-Lag nahi rahe aap ready..

Main-uska main kya kar shakta hun ab aapko kya lagta hai kya nahi..

Pri-woh isliye kyunki Tumhaari attendance itani mushkil se hai ki tumhe exams mein baithney diya jaae..

Main-Attendance ki koi baat nahi hui thi sir... Woh utani he hogi jitani caahiye... Rahi baat exams ki toh I am sure I will be good..

Pri-Aisa tumhe lagta hai.. Abhi bhi bol raha hun AP aaj he rusticate hojaao.. Boldena Health Reason ki wajah se jaarahe ho.. Main bhi kuch Nahi kahunga kissi ko.. Beijjati naa hogi.. Waise bhi toh half mental boltey hain tumhe.. Toh health kaa bahaana best hai..

Main - Hmmm.. Nice idea..mereko ek baat bataao Dikkat kya hai sir merese.. I mean I am sure maine aapka kuch kiya nahi hai abhi takk Deva bhai bhi thodi bahot respect kartey hain aapki toh dikkat kya hai..? Yahi ki aapko humne apni party mein nahi liya..? I mean seriously..?
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Pri-Mujhe jarurat nahi hai Tumhaari party ki.. Mujhe logon ki madad karne k liye kissi neta ki jarurat nahi hai..

Main-Aji kya madad.. Abhi saare records nikalwaadunga.. Jitani Tumhaari net worth hai usase 20 gunna humlog charity kartey hain.. Opposition mein ho toh koi baat nahi but baat toh aisi karo jo theek lage.. Tumne Jo letter bheja tha naa Humaari party mein aane k liye woh abhi bhi office mein padda hoga laake dikhaaunga... Juth naa boliye sir..

Pri-Yahi dikkat Hai mujhe tumse.. Aise he tumhaara bhai hai bolne ki tameej nahi hai usse.. Gundey ho tumlog.. Or sabse bada gunda tumhaara bhai hai..

Ok ye thoda jyaada hogaya.. Rewind rewind.... Nope itana nahi chalta.. Ab Mera already frustrated dimag or ghum gaya..

Main - let me tell you something first I am not in a pleasant mood today.. So behtar hoga aap line k uss paar rahein iss paar aaein toh dikkat hojaaegi..second yes humlog Gundey hain kya karoge.. You are a principal right, tumhaara kaam Hai students ko guide karna unse personal rivalry rakhna nahi.. Or Haan agar dushmani he rakhni hai toh abhi boldo as a dushman treat karunga tumhe....par dhyaan rahe mere dushman barbaad hojaatey hain .. Pehle Bhi bola tha aaj bhi bolraha him Mere takk he raho last warning deraha hun family takk gaye toh dikkat hojaaegi.. Bahot jyaada dikkat.. Have a good day..
Ye bolke main seedha bahaar aagaya maine uska reaction bhi nahi dekha.. Bhenchod aaj kaa din chud gaya tha because mera dimag ghum gaya tha ..
Bahaar aaya Cigarette Ki shakti jarurat thi toh sam or Ravi wahin khadey they sabke sath..
Ashish - Kya hua.? Bajwaali firse..
Main-aaj nahi bhai Haan.. Kuch tod fodd dunga tera exam naa de paaega kya faayda.. Fir bolega bataaya nahi pehle..
Ashish - sorry..
Meri tone dekh k un sabne mujhe ghurra Ananya toh shocked thi.. Ravi maamle ki gambhirta ko samjhtey hue bichmein aaya..

Ravi-ok he is mad.. Chalo re chalo..
Hum teeno seedhe guffa mein aae..
Main-bro iss bhen k lawde ki Maa chhod dunga main.. Maadarchod ye marrega... Bhosdkaa.. Yaar Kya bhenchod aadmi hai ye. Bc sharm takk naa Hai yaar.. Munh se huggta hai bhenchod...
Ravi-bc.. Shanti.. Dekhlenge isko bhi..
Sam-mujhe lagta hai aaj humein ghar challna caahiye warna kissi ki gand jarur foot jaaegi..
Humlog 15 minutes andar baithey fir bahaar aagaye.. Bahaar Lucky, Abhi, Ashish, Ajit, Arushi, Ananya, Mouni, ek table par baithey they or unke sath baithey they Seniors wahi seniors jo thode time pehle Inko fodney waale they jab maine Rohit ko bolke chhudwaaya tha.. Jisko nahi maalum fir sunlo Seniors kaa issue ye tha ki unhone Abhi ki party ko Election mein support kiya jeetwaadiya.. Lekin unhe uske badle posts chutiya type ki dedi Abhi ne .. Jinka koi sir pair nahi hai.. Seniors ki gandugiri ye hui ki unhone koi contract nahi kiya ki woh kya kya posts lenge.. Or ab Abhi gang ki gand fodney ko taiyaar hain woh.. Seniors kaa leader Rohit tha but usne college politics chhod di..ab Subham karke ek leader hai jo Rohit kaa he chella hai.. Subham or uske 3-4 dost log wahaan they..wohlog full suna rahe they Abhi gang ko full volume mein..
Rohit bhi abhi just canteen mein enter hua tha lekin woh Unke pass naa jaake seedha humaare pass aake baith gaya...
Main - iss bhosdk Subham ko bol toh aaram se baat kare Dimaag kharaab horaha hai..
Rohit-main naa bichmein padta gand marwaane de bola toh hai Inko jo hogaya so hogaya next time khud se election ladd lena... Rota rehta hai bhenchod..
Main-Oye Subham..
Sub-Ji bhai..
Main-Thoda aaram se bol naa yaar..
Sub-Ji.. Sorry..
Maine Rohit ko bataaya ki kya hua aaj usne bhi bola principal ki Maa chodani he padegi Subham fir loud hua abki baar Ravi ne chup karaaya uski gand fodne waala Tha main but Rohit ne mana kiya.. .. Bc lekin 5 minute baad he Subham ki awaaj fir hui loud or mera dimag double ghumma kyunki woh Ananya k sath baat kar raha tha itani unchi awaaj mein.. Main khadda hua.. Mere side waali table par baithey they wohlog.. Wahaan jaatey he maine diya ek punch uske thobdey par uska munh niche Table se bhayanak takraaya.. Woh pura ghum gaya naak se khoon behney laga.. Table par lagne se itani awaaj hui ki puri canteen kaa dhyaan udhar gaya.. Abhi Lucku wagairaah toh darrke maare uth khadey hue apni seats se.. Ananya kaa munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya.. Subham k jo sathi they woh 5 kadam piche hatt gaye.. Rohit turant mere pass aaya..

MaiN- main dun tereko posts..? Konsi caahiye president ki..? Ek raipta maarunga naa toh marrjaaega.. .. Ek din pehle bhi bola tha maine tujhe ki wait karle Maana nahi tu.. Chappar chappar chappar bhonkta rehta hai.. Akela aata hai kya college mein tu..
Rohit- Orr nahi maarna bc..
Subh-So. OsskossooSorry bhai sorry..
Main-next elections mein jo karna hai kar lekin abhi agar doobara tu mujhe posts k liye rota hua dikha toh tera football banaadunga main maar maar..
Rohit-Main samjhaadeta hun..
Main - pehle samjhaa deta toh ye noubat naa aati tujhe bhi bc sanyaash lene ki paddi thi.. Sanyaash legaya or isko utraadhikaari Banaa gaya..
Rohit usko bahaar legaya or main waapis apni seat par aaya..
Sam-Mast punch tha bc..
Main-hath dukhaa diya bhen k lawde ne..
And gussa gone.. Bc dekha kitana easily control karliya maine apne aap ko. Ami befaltu ki tension lereli hai... Keval ek bandey kaa munh foddna padda and gussa shant..
Rohit thodi derr baad waapis andar aaya.. Or Lucky wagairaah k pass baitha jo abhi takk shocked they..
Rohit-Dekh Abhi mere pass befaltu time nahi hai waste karne ko... Seedha bataadey ki kya tu Seniors ko posts dega yaa nahi..
Abhi-Woh Rohit bhai actually...
Rohit-Bhosdk sawaal kaa jawaab dede agar naa deni toh theek agar deni hai toh theek.. Mere liye nahi caahiye mujhe.. Main force bhi naa kar rhaa bus ye problem solve hojaaegi.. Rojj rojj naa tumhe seniors aake kuch kahenge naa kuch Orr.. Bus jawaab dede ek.. Agar jawaab nahi dega toh fir yelog tere pass aaenge tu rota hua mere pass aaega.. I am sick of this bullshit.. Posts Matt dey cool koi dikkat nahi hai but ye aaj bataaunga Kal bataaUnga Matt Kariyo aage se...
Abhi-Ji bhai..
Rohit-ok ab seniors kuch naa kahenge tujhe elections takk saari posts rakhle tu..
Abhi-Thank you bhai..

Mouni-Thanks Rohit bhai..

Rohit uthke humaare pass aagaya...

Main-dekha maheenon kaa matter seconds mein solve karwaa diya naa..

Rohit-thank god hogaya khatam..ek baat hai next year election mein masala hoga.. Seniors vs juniors..

Main-hahaahahhaha.. True..

Humaare bichmein Ashish apne table se bola..

Ashish - Woh complaint wagairaah toh naa karega naa be teri..

Main-Mera he chella hai woh samjh jaaega.. Teri tarah halfmind naa Hai woh.. Next elections mein tumhe haraaega woh alag...

Ashish - tu junior hoke seniors ko support karega...

Main-Junior hoga tu be bhaddi shakal k... Hum kissi ko support naa karne waale..

Rohit-Next time main he khadda hojaaun..?

Ashish - hum ladenge he nahi fir..

Rohit - Darrpok..

Lucky - seniors se jeet jaaenge lekin Aapse naa jeet shaktey Rohit bhai.

Rohit-maalum Hai mujhe teri age mein maine akele ne 97% votes leliye they..

Main-Maine isko bina election laddey he president banwaa diya tha...

Rohit-ahahaahhaha... Yep..

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Update-133(CHANG)



Canteen k baad main seedha ghar aaya dophar 2 baje or aatey he lunch karke sogaya.. Meri aankh mere phone k bajne se khulli...screen par "Private Number" likha hua tha mujhe maalum tha ye kon hai toh maine pick kiya...

Main - Bitch next time thoda jaldi call karna..i have been trying to get in contact with you jabse main Yamunanagar se aaya hun..

Saamne se Chang ki awaaj aai...

Chang-Next time please thode dhangke clue dena so I can know tum caahtey ho main contact karun tumhe..

Main-ye tera kaam Hai be to take care of me... Agar yahaan aaya hai toh dhyaan rakh mera.. Yaa toh aaya he kyun yahaan..?

Chang-You know I can't leave you alone...

Main-Listen crazy shit went down...

Chang-Talk to me..

Main-Kissi ne aisa substance dhund liya jo mere dimag ki gand maar rela hai..

Chang-wait meri Hindi utani bhi achi nahi hai jo ye Desi language samjh paaun main..

Main-ok dhang se sun..

Maine usko uss substance k baare mein bataaya then uske side effects k baare mein bataaya then Gautam ne jo deal di thi uske baare mein bataaya..

Chang-First of all this is bad very bad.. Secondly you are so dumb...why kill them..?unko chhod detey Atleast kuch information toh millti.... Konsa International gangsters they woh fir dhundletey unko...

Main-I had to prove my point..

Chang-kya point...??

Main- Yahi ki main criminals k sath koi deal nahi karta.. Jabtak main naa caahun.. Aise Kal ko ye khabar leak hojaati toh harr koi aise koi naa koi bahana dhundega fir jab usko thokana hoga tab bolega ye dedunga agar mujhe chhod dega toh.. Wagairaah wagairaah..

Chang- I mean ye possible nahi hai ki koi substance jo normally kissi par assar he nahi karta woh tumhe Jaan se he maar dey.. I mean it's not possible... So what if tum befaltu he uss substance k aage kamjor padd rahe ho.. What if tum apni body ko fight he naa karne derahe uss substance se..

Main - oh come on yaar itana chutiya naa hun main.. I tried my best.. Maine pura dum lagaa liya tha..

Chang-told you you are dumb.. Leave it woh meri concern nahi hai.. So tell me what do you want me to do..? You want me to kill him or her..?

Main-- ofcourse issi liye toh tere pass aaya hun I want you to catch them first then torture them or tabtak torture Kar jabtak woh bataa naa dey ki ye kya hai or kaise Banaa..? Then I want you to kill him or her..uske sath jo bhi hai un sabko maardey.. No evidence no witnesses no mercy.. Just pure Death and Destruction jiska tu Master hai.. .. I know tu bolega ki main khud karlun but nahi I am not feeling it.. Uppar se woh substance gand maardeta hai jab bhi close jaata hun main.. Uppar se Red John kaa tension then Exams... Isliye I want you to do it.. And that's a fucking order..

Chang- firstly yes I will kill them each and every one of them.. Without any mercy.. But for next time get your shit together.. I am here to look over you not fucking do your job for you..

Main-Haan Haan I know apne baap ko Matt seekha.. Remember there death should be brutal..

Chang-OK.. Take care..

Main--thanks...

Call disconnected...

Haash! Bc Ye substance ki problem toh solve hui.. Actually technically speaking hui nahi hai lekin Chang ko bola hai toh ho he jaaegi.. He is The Best at this..so consider it done..

I know I know kaafi questions hain aaplog k pass ki ye kon hai kya hai kyun hai kaise hai..?? Sabka jawaab bus yahi hai ki wait and watch.. Aage aage sab jawaab milenge.. Be patient..

Maine time dekha toh almost 9.30 baj gaye they...dinner time... Main nahaa dhoke niche aaya.. Toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi kaafi time baad puri family available thi dinner k liye.. Main, Sam, Ravi, Mangal, Abeer, Rishi, Ami, Bhai And Babhi.. Meenu Khaana lagwaa rahi thi...

Meenu-kaka Kheer or mangwaadijiye..

Kaka-ji bitiya.. Kanta Kheer le aao..

Kanta-Ji kaka..

Kheer holy fuck kheer bani hai what the fuck aaj toh keval kheer he khaaunga or kuch nahi..
At last sablog aagaye dinning table par, Khaana lag gaya tha...

Deva-kaafi time baad sabko ek sath dekh raha hun.. Its great.. So how's everyone doing...

Abeer-I am doing great..

Mangal-Same...

Ami- Same..

Rishi-Same..

Ravi- badhiya line challi aarahi thi toh same bolna theek rehta but mera same nahi hai.. I mean hum 3no kaa he same jawaab nahi hai... exams aarahe hain or padh padh k dimag kharaab hogaya hai...

Mangal - Dimag kharaab hone k liye dimag hona bhi caahiye...

Sam-True..

Abeer-True..

Rishi- True...

Meenu-(hanske) tum sab bhi naa humessa kuch naa kuch kartey rehtey ho..

Ravi-Babhi ko kya hua.. Aise chup chaap kaise baithey ho..?

Babhi-Main wait kar rahi thi ki kab tum sabki comedy class over ho or main koi serious topic start karun... So sabka hogaya..

Sab - Yep..

Babhi-So tum teeno tumhe maalum nahi hai how happy i am to see you guys studying.. Tumlog bahot mehnat kar rahe ho.. I am proud of you...

Ravi-Thanks babhi.. Teeno millkar sab karletey hain.. You know we are one not three..

Babhi-But maine aaj kuch suna jo mujhe passand nahi aaya..

Sam-kya..?

Main-Yahi ki maine kissi ko maara college mein..

Ye sun babhi kaa munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya...

Babhi-Haan but tereko kaise maalum main kya puchne waali hun..?

Main-oh come on babhi I am AP bhool kyun jaatey ho tum sablog.. I can read people..

Babhi- leave this.. Answer my question Shubham tumhaara dost hai I guess fir kyun maara usko..

Mangal-Ye Subham toh rohit kaa chella haina shayad...

Babhi - Bolo ab chup kyun ho.. Ravi tum bolo..?

Ravi-m. M. Mujhe kuch nahi maalum babhi main kya bolun..?

Babhi-Kyunki abhi 20 seconds pehle tumne bola tha ki tum 3 nahi 1 ho or jo kartey ho woh sath he kartey ho so jawaab do..

Ravi-woh toh waise he Mast lagraha tha dialogue toh boldiya.. Mera koi serious intention nahi tha.. Hum alag alag hain or ye akele ne Kiya...

Deva-hua kya..?

Main Mast Khaana khaane mein laga raha taaki babhi thodi shant hojaae...

Babhi-Ab bolega nahi.. Khaata he rahiyo..

Deva-Khaana toh khaane do usko.. Fir bataadega..

Babhi-fir ye room mein Bhaag jaaega..

Babhi kitane ache se jaanti hai mereko kyunki mera plan yahi tha..

Deva-AP bataadey warna hum mein se koi Khaana nahi khaa paaega... TV channel chalta he rahega..

Main Mast kheer mein laga tha baaki kuch touch bhi naa Kiya...

Abeer-bolega be..

Maine Khaana bich mein rouka apni spoon side mein rakhi..sabko ek najar dekha...

Babhi-Khaana khaatey khaatey bhi bata shakta Hai tu..

Main-nahi maine khaa liya.. Jawaab suno ab.. Actually hua ye ki mera mood bahot kharaab tha bahot jyaada or Subham bahot loud tha bahot jyaada, 3 baar samjhaaya bhi maine usko then at last usko maara maine single punch.. Uske baad usko apni mistake realise hui toh woh khud sorry bolke gaya wahaan se.. Toh I don't think isme meri galati koi nikaal shakta Hai...

Sam--I agree bilkul yahi hua tha..

Babhi-toh itana jorr se kyaa maarna jaruri tha raipta bhi toh maar shakta tha..

Main-bola toh mood kharaab tha...

Deva-ok ok uski galati thi woh samjh gaya baat khatam..

Babhi-Theek Khaana khaa ab..

Main-nahi ab topic suru kiya hai toh pura suno Khaana gaya bhaad mein....Maalum Hai Mera mood kyun kharaab tha..? Any guesses...?

Abeer-Nope tu bata...

Ab maine tone badali or thoda serious hua..

Main-Kyunki woh principal ko mujhse kuch problem hai or woh mera dimag khaaraha tha.. I don't know what the fuck is his problem lekin usko bahot panchayat hai.. Kyunki main kasam khaata hun maine usko kuch nahi kiya naa abhi naa past mein... So merese kya dikkat Hai ye mujhe samjh nhi aaraha.. Lekin day by day uska rona badhta jaaraha hai and I don't like that.. Agar maine usko kuch kiya hota toh I can understand.. Lekin jab maine uska kuch bigaada he nahi hai toh ye befaltu kaa chakkar meri samjh se bahaar hai..

Deva- he is just jealous of us.. All of us.. Tujhse personal kuch nahi hai..

Main-Still i dont like it i just don't.. Main usko theek kardunga baadmein bologe ye vip tha ye woh tha ye Samaaj sevi tha wagairaah wagairaah...

Deva - tu kuch Matt kariyo..

Main-toh aap karo kuch because I can't wait anymore.. I am fucking tired of this shit.. Or bahot problems hain mere pass solve karne k liye..

Deva-ok ok.. Main dekhlunga...

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