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Gajab sab khulgaya tha Balwan ne Kaali kaa soda kardiya humaare kissi dushman k sath bus kiske sath ab woh pata karna hai.. Or woh keval Balwan bataa shakta Hai.

Main-Balwan kahaan millega..??

Aadmi - kothi par lekin koi faayda nahi hai kuch bataaega nahi woh.. Bada dith aadmi hai.

Main-woh hum dekhlenge tu ye bata kitane bandey honge uske sath.

Aadmi- abtoh 4 he honge bus..

Main-great.. Chal tujhe ghumaa k laata hun..lets go guys..

Saari laashein unke hathiyaar kuwe k hawale kardiye gaye they or humlog uss bandey ko leke gaadi ki taraf aaye or woh bechaara paaltu kuttey ki maafik humaare sath sath holiyaa.. Or choice bhi nahi thi uske pass..

Humlog gaadi mein aaye usko sath daala...

Main-aise raastey se leke chal jahaan se koi gaadi ko naa dekhe kothi ki taraf jaatey hue..

Aadmi-yahaan se he lelo sahaab kacha raasta hai lekin seedha balwan k kheton mein he nikalega or wahaan koi nahi dekhega..

Maine uske bataae raastey par gaadi mod di..

Main-sun Wahaan koi chaaku gun use naa karna.. Saboot nahi chhodney...

Chang--OK..

Aadmi-aaa. A. A. Aap ho kon???

Main-The Name Is Bond James Bond.. Chup kar bhosdk sawaal jawaab naa kar..

10 minutes ki driving k baad Hum uski kothi k piche pohanchey... Jo farm type thi..

Main-kon kahaan kaise hoga..

Aadmi-2 aadmi saamne k gate par or 2 andar honge.. Balwan niche he baitha hoga tv k saamne..

Main-koi noukar wagairaah...

Aadmi-nahi hum he banaaatey hain Khaana wagairaah gaon waalon par vishwaash nahi karta Balwan..

Main - Chal toh fir...

Humne usko aage kiya or hum side hatt gaye usne jaake gate khulwaaya or jaise he gate khulla Ami or Chang kudtey hue andar ghusse or gate par mojjud dono aadmiyon ko daboch liya Niche girraaya or unka galla ghotaney lage.. Unke munh se koi awaaj nahi nikal paai woh apne aap ko chudaane k liye chat patta rahe they lekin koi faayda nahi tha or aakhir mein dono ne dum Todd diya... So sad..

Aadmi-jjaajajaanwar ho tum log..

Main-yep.. Aage chal..

Humlog aage badhe wahaan uske tractors wagairaah khadey they ek gaadi bhi thi or baaki bhains wagairaah bhi thi side mein... Single floor ka farmhouse tha ye... Kaafi sahi tha dikhne mein...

Aage farmhouse kaa gate open tha toh humlog seedha andar ghusse toh hall mein Balwan baitha TV dekh raha tha or woh dono bandey uske piche baithey they.. Humein dekhtey he wohlog bhayanak chownkey...

Balaam - a maadarchod kisko le aaya yahaan..

Main-hum isko leke aaye hain..

Ye sun woh dono log humaari taraf badhe.. Marrna toh padega ab Bc kab samjhenge ye log Chang or Ami ne aage aake dono ko sambhaala or main Balwan k pass aaya jiski Gand fatt chuki thi.. Shakal se he nashebaaj lag raha tha woh kamjor sareer aankhon par chasma safed daadhi safed baal.. Woh apni jagah par khadda hua or mereko mukka maarna caaha.. Main thoda piche hatta or usko diya thobdey par ek punch woh waapis apni chair par girra..

Main-aise he baith uthna nahi..

Tabtak Ami or Chang ne undono ki gardan todd di thi.. Or woh dono ki laash niche paddi thi.. Ye dekh Balwan or shock mein aagaya..

Main-sun tere saare aadmi marrr chuke hain or tu bhi marrne waala hai almost.. Ab ye bataa kaali kahaan hai..

Balwan-k. Kon hai tu..

Maine munh se mask hataya..

Main - AP... Ab khuss...

Mera Naam sun uski gand fatti thi woh or jyaada fatt gayi.. Bhenchod turant pehchaan gaya..

Balwan-k. T. T. Eri wajah se mera bhai marra..

Main-tu bhi marrega ab agar sach nahi bolega toh..

Balwan- insabko maardiya main toh waise bhi Marr he jaaunga ab akela nahi jee paaunga yahaan... Marrna toh hai he gaddaari bhi kyun karun...

Main-true Marrna toh hai he lekin main jo mout dunga naa woh marrne se pehle bahot Dard degi..

Main-Chang Isko sath leja or tractor mein se Tel nikaal laa Saara or woh bahaar waali dead bodies bhi le aa..

Chang-OK boss.. Chal be..

Main-Ami saare gas cylinders nikaal le...

Ami-OK boss..

Balwan-y.. Y. Y. E kya kar rahe ho...

Main-tere bhai waali mout tujhe bhi denge.. Pata hai jinda jalega tab turant nahi marrega tadap-2 k jall jall k marrega or by chance jinda bach bhi gaya toh gaon waale tujhe noch khaaenge..

Balwan - r. R. R. Rukkko... A ladki rukk a udhar he chhod cylinder ko..bataata hun bataata hun..

Main-bol jaldi.. Kaali hospital se yahaan aagaya uske aage se wahaan takk ye bata chuka..

Balwan-5 maheeney pehle kissi kaa phone aaya mere pass ussne mujhe ek sunshaan jagah millne bulaaya ek 40-45 ki ummar kaa hatta katta saanwle rang ka aadmi tha sehri.. Usne mujhe 15 laakh rupae diye keval ye bataane k liye ki ussdin yahaan kya hua tha... Toh maine usko sab bataaya ki kaise mere bhai ki tumhaare mama k sath dushmani hui kaise fir tumhaare logon ne usko maara or fir kaise kaali ne tumhaara apaharan kiya or kaise tumhe tadpaaya... Uske baad kaise tumlog ne unsabko maardiya or aag laga di. Or kaise maine woh kamre k piche waali deewar tudwaake kaali ko bachaaya mujhe maalum tha kaali wahin millega kyunki usse pata tha yahi ek kamra hai jo dushmano se bachaaega usse or ussi ne usse aag se bhi bachaaya ..... Fir uss shaks ne kissi ko phone karke ye sab bataaya jo maine usko bataaya tha.. Fir usne mujhe kahaa ki uska maalik mujhe 25 laakh rupaee or dega agar main kaali ko unke hawale kardun toh.. Ab 25 laakh bahot badi rakam hoti hai... Maine turant Haan kardi.. Kaaran puchne par ussne bataaya ki Tumhaare pariwar se badla lena hai usse.. Ab yahi main or Kaali bhi caahtey they.. Yahaan takk ki ussne kahaa woh kaali ko ekdum theek karwaadega... Or baadmein kaam hone k baad waapis mujhe sonp dega lekin iss bich meri naa koi baat hogi kaali se naa he uss shaks se.. Uss din k baad mujhe naa Pata ki kaali kahaan hai..

Main-shakal yaad hai uski..

Balwan- nahi usne rumaal baandha tha munh par or aankhon par kaala chasma tha.. Baaki kuch maine dhyaan nahi diya.. Itani tejj aankhein or yaadasht bhi naa Hai Meri..

Main-bus.??

Balwan-or kuch nahi maalum mujhe...

Chang tabtak 2no laashein andar laa chuka tha or ek 5 litter kaa Patrol tank bhi le aaya tha..

Chang-Nikaalne ki jarurat nahi paddi rakha tha..

Main-ye bata uss doctor kaa kya scene hai..

Balwan-mera he aadmi hai woh ek baar gaon ki 2 ladkiyon kaa balaatkar kardiya tha ussne toh maine be bachwaaya tha uske baad mere liye he kaam karta hai.. Ab balaatkaar karne ki jarurat nahi padti usko ladkiyaan main bhijwa deta hun..

Main-hmm matlab maar shaktey hain usse.. ek kaam Kar uss doctor ko phone karke bulaa yahaan bol jaldi aana... Clinic bandh karke..

Balwan ne usko phone kiya or jald se jald bulaaya...

Balwan-Or kuch nahi maalum uppar waale ki kasam..

Main-achaa itana yaad kar raha hai toh tujhe uppar waale k pass he bhej deta hun...

Mere ishaare par Ami ne piche se usko Galle se daboch liya woh chatpataaya... Dusari taraf Chang ne uss last waale ko dabocha.. Thodi derr mein he Balwan ki aankhein baahar aane ko hogayi or usne Ami k hathon mein dum tod diya.. Aisa he hua dusare bandey k sath... Woh bhi wahin lait gaya..

Chanh-8 hue mere..

Ami-Sam bitch 8 mine..

Main-what the fuck are you guys talking about..

Ami-I killed 8 he killed 8 we tied..

Main-great humne 1 ghantey se kam time mein 16 log maardiye or tumlog ye discuss kar rahe ho ki kissne kitane maare.. Great...

Ami-i mean they are dead unhe bura thodi lagega..

Main-kaam par lag jaao.. Tu petrol daal or tu cylinders set kar or kholdena main kahun jab....

Ami-3 cylinders hain teeno ko alag alag jagah rakh deti hun..

Wohlog kaam par lag gaye 5 minute baad sab set tha or tabhi gate khulla or woh doctor andar aaya thoda aage aane k baad usane wahaan paddi laashein dekhi toh uske kadam wahin rukk gaye hath mein liya bag niche girra or tabhi uski najar mujhpar paddi toh woh waapis bhaagne ko mudda lekin uske piche chang khadda tha mudtey he ek punch uske thobdey par Chang ne diya or woh niche girra toh main uske pass aaya..

Main-Haan ji sir...

Doc-m. M. Maine Kuch nahi kiya bus phone kiya tha baaki mujhe kuch nahi pata..

Main-ye kaafi hai tere marrne k liye..

Doc-i.. Iske liye maardoge mujhe tum.. Itani se baat k liye Jaan loge meri..

Main- jab saamne waale ki jindagi mere control mein hoti hai toh woh jaati bhi meri marji se hai or aati bhi meri marji se hai.. Or mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta tu marte yaa jiye fir caahe baat itani c ho yaa bahot badi... Yahaan konsa medal jeetega tu ek aadh or bakchodi Karega.. Ek aadh ladki ki or jindagi barbaad karega..

Doc-. N n.. Nahi mujhe Matt maaro..

Usne itana he bola tha ki maine maara punch uske vocal cord par yaani uski windpipe par or woh punch itana bhayanak tha ki uski windpipe break hoti hui mehsoosh hui mujhe.. Uske kaanon or aankhon se bhi khoon nikala or woh apne ghutne k ball niche girra...

Main-let's go guys..

Ami-holy fuck.. That was nuts...

Chang ne petrol ki line banaadi thi or furniture wagairaah par daal diya tha Ami ne gas chaalu kardi thi toh maine maachis nikaali or gate par pohanch kar tilli jalaake andar faink di ek baar aag lagi toh seconds mein faili or humlog bhaagte hue gaadi k pass aaye turant baithke gaadi same route ki taraf lagaao he thi ki "bammmm" ek k baad ek 3 blast hue or pura farmhouse jall utha durr se saaf dikh rahi thi aag ki laptein.. Bahaar bhains wagairaah thi woh bhi shor sunke bhaagne lagi idhar udhar.. Saboot khatam...Case Closed...

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Itani bakchodi k baad Humlog waapis uss Driver k ghar ki taraf nikale.. Ami or Chang aise baithey they maano kuch hua he nahi.. Unki shakal dekh k koi nahi Keh shakta tha ki just 30 minutes pehle in dono ne 16 logon ko maara hai woh ekdum chill maar rahe they.. Unhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta tha kon marra uski family kon thi kon nahi they just dont care or unki yahi cheej unhe mera sabse khatarnaak hathiyaar banaati hai.. They are Deadly Dangerous And Walking Death for people... They just Gives No fucks...

Uske gaon pohanch ke maine driver k pass phone kiya toh ussne 2-3 baar mein uthaaya... Maine usse gaon k addey par millne ko kahaa toh woh 2minute mein humein wahin Milla..

Main-kya yaar woh tera doctor toh Milla he nahi.. Tabse uske clinic k aage baithey they..

Driver-woh Chhodo sahaab Balwan ki kothi mein aag lagi hai bhayanak...

Main-oh teri ki kab kaise..?

Driver - abhi 20 minute pehle dhamaka suna gaon waalon ne cylinder ki wajah se lagta hai puri kothi dhu-dhu karke jall rahi hai shayad andar sab maare gaye honge...

Main-oh god.. Chal bhai firtoh Hotel he chal yahaan toh ab koi kaam naa hone waala.. Gajab gaon hai ye bhi..

Humlog Hotel aaye... Mere room mein lunch mangwaaya .. Lunch wagairaah k baad kapdey wapdey change kiye or local TV channel on kiya toh wahi khabar dikha rahe they police fire brigade or gaon waalon ki bheed lagi thi aag par abhi tak purii tarah kaabu nahi paaya gaya tha kyunki aaju baaju sukha chaara tha kaafi Saara jaanwaron kaa woh bhi jall utha tha.. Police waale gas leak he bataa rahe they or lawda bataaenge... Haryana police hai ye inhe jo dikhta hai wahi hota hai.. Humein abhi nahi bhaagna tha aise logon ko shakk hojaata agar aage kuch pata chalta toh bhi isliye aaram se next day subah ko jaaenge yahaan se... Maine uss driver ko bolke tickets mangwaali Kal ki... Subab 10 baje train thi.. Or aaj kaa din humne paddey paddey nikaala beta Kaali I am coming for you...

Nind mujhe aaj bhi dhangse nahi aai lekin aaj mann mein ye tha ki main uske close pohanch raha hun thoda chain tha pura chain jab millega jab uski khopaddi kholdunga main.. Uske baad ek 24 ghantey kaa sleeping session lunga.. Khair Jo bhi hai next day subah humlog naasta wagairaah karke ready hue or apna samaan uthaake niche aaye

Main-Chang Cctv footage udaa dey toh yahaan ki...

Chang-you got it boss..

Maine Check out kiya or bahaar aaye toh woh driver khadda tha gate par...

Driver - laao sahaab samaan main le chalta hun..

Main-Arre naa naa woh saamne toh station hai or uppar se jyaada wajan nahi hai.. Tu idhar aa..

Main usko leke side mein aaya bag utaara or usme paison ki gaddi dhundi toh woh nahi thi or mujhe just yaad aaya ki woh Ami waale bag mein thi..

Main-Ami bag de toh tera..

Ami ne apna bag diya mujhe or maine usme se ek paison ko gaddi nikaali or uss Driver ko di..

Driver-Arrey nahi nahi sahaab naa naa..

Main-Arrey rakh le kaam aaenge chup chaap..

Maine gaddi uski gaadi mein daal di.. Kaafi paise they 25000 se uppar he they.... Uss driver ne mujhe Galle se lagaaya... Or fir thoda emotional chutspaa hua.. Tabtak chang bhi aagaya.. uss driver ko chhodke humlog station ki taraf nikal liye... Train on time thi or khaali bhi humlog ne apna dibba dhunda or aagaye andar.. Or aake araam se bAithey koi tha nahi wahaan humaare alaawa..

Ab maine kiya next process suru maine cbi ki hotline par call kiya toh saamne ek ladki ki awaaj aai..

Ladki-Central Bureau Of Investigation Radha This Side.. How may I help you..

Main-i want to talk to Anjana ji please...

Ladki-Do you have any appointments sir..?

Main-phone k liye koi appointments leta hai kya..

Ladki-Yes sir..

Main-ek kaam karo unhe ek baar inform karo ki AP kaa call hai woh samjh jaaengi..

Ladki-Sorry sir but currently she is in a meeting jaise he free hongi main unhe inform kardungi...

Main-ok thanks...

Call disconnected...

Main-bhenchod phone par baat karne k liye kon appointment leta hai...

Ami-lol..

Kareeb 30 minute baad mere phone par ek landline number se call aaya maine pick kiya toh saamne Anjana thi..

Main-Hello Chief madam..

Anjana-Hello AP.. How are you.?

Main-fine.. Actually i need little bit of your help..

Anja-what kind of help..

Main-chinta naa Karo keval kuch information caahiye hai.

Anja-ok..

Main-kuch Bandon k naam bolunga mujhe confirm karna hai woh kahaan hain.. Woh kya haina mujhe hack karwaana padta warna cbi server socha aapse puchlun pehle..

Anja-wait a second.. Ok talk to me..

Main-Ye sab surendra se affiliated hain by the way Pehla naaam hai Mohan..

Anj-Dead..

Main-Great... Raghu.

Anj-Dead..

Main-Raja..

Anj-Dead..

Main - balraam..

Anj-Dead..

Main-Katu..

Anj-dead..

Main-Goldy..

Anja-Dead..

Main-Sunil..

Anja-Dead..

Actually insabko maine he maara slash marwaaya tha lekin still confirm Kar raha tha main...kyunki ye jo bhi hai woh mera personal dushman hai naaki meri family kaa.. Meri family se problems hoti usse toh woh Kaali ko leke nahi aata..

Main--Vithal Kaniya...

Anjana - Jail...

Main-Harman..

Anjana- Jail.. By the way tumhe maalum haina ye sab tumhaare he victims hain..

Main-Haan..

Anjana-toh bhoolgaye kya tumne kahaan kahaan pohanchaaya tha Inlog ko..

Main-nahi hus confirm Kar raha tha..

Anjana-OK ok.. Or kuch..

Main-Nope thanks a lot..

Anjana-OK then AP good luck in whatever you are doing...

Main-thanks..

Call disconnected...

Main-bhenchod sab set hain apni apni jagah toh kon aagaya ye maadarchod kuch toh chutt raha hai bc... 10-15 minute kuch bolna nahi Haan...

Ab main gaya flashback mein jahaan se ye sab suru hua Surendra se panga uske baad Sabse Pehle Mohan Raja or Sunil... Uske baad Raghu.. Uske baad Harman or Vithal kaniya ko jail bheja then main khud murder charges mein arrest hua.. Ek second main arrest hua tha fake murder charges par.. Murder kiya tha uss ward boy Satish ne woh surely jail mein hoga or nahi bhi hua toh bhi uske pass itana dimag or paisa nahi hai... Lekin jiss ladke kaa murder hua uska bhai bhi toh tha kya naam tha uska jo police waala Tha corrupt maine nikalwaa diya tha usko hmmm Abhay... Haan Abhay,.... Ye ho shakta Hai isko side mein rakho.. Uske baad aaya Balram woh bhi nipata.. And uske baad fir khud Surendra or woh gaon waala banda jissne last mein Surendra ki help ki thi woh dono bhi nipatey or dono k piche aisa koi nahi jo ye kar shake..

Yaani bache apne Abhay sahaab uska bhai marra tha beshak maine naa maara ho but meri wajah se he marra tha.. Maine Google kiya uss Case k baare mein toh uss Bandey kaa pura naam wagairaah pata chala Abhay Sehrawat..uska bapu Tha Ramesh Sehrawat jisne mere khilaaf case waapis liya tha kaafi ameer tha woh bhi matlab maybe woh ho shakta Hai... Ab maine Chang ko lagaaya kaam par uss bandey ko dhundaney uska baap kaafi moti party hai toh utana tuff nahi hoga dhundana...

Or thodi derr mein Chang ne dhund nikaala usko.. Aajkal with Family Gurugram Mein Hain wohlog... Kaafi paisa kamaarahe hain... Yahi hona caahiye bc...

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Maine Chang or Ami ko bataaya uss Abhay or uski family k baare mein... Actually yaad nahi ho toh main bataata hun briefly.. Uss time Vertigo haawi tha mujhpar or main satka hua tha ki kissi Manoj naam k bandey ne college Mein Ritu k sath ched chaad ki thi toh main wahaan gaya or Uss Manoj ki gand fodd di bahot maara maadarchod ko.. Coma mein pohancha diya ab uska bhai tha police waala ye Abhay usne mujhe arrest kiya or vertigo ki wajah se meri or bhai ki bhi annban hui thi toh woh help nahi kiye mujhe sabak sikhaane k liye.. Ab woh police waala Tha corrupt.. Lekin mere uppar case banaata usase pehle maine uske baapu ko bulaaya jo contractor hai usse dhamkaaya toh usne case waapis leliye or Abhay ko suspend kardiya gaya.. Uske baad uss ladke Manoj kaa murder hogaya hospital mein jiska iljaam mujhpar laga kyunki main galat time par galat jagah tha.. Lekin main thehra shyaana banda or turant innocent prove hogaya murder Satish ne kiya tha hospital ka ek ward boy tha ye Surendra k kehnye par.. Lekin fir bhi Insabka reason main he tha toh pakka ye Abhay or Uske bapu k kand hain..

Ab dikkat ye thi ki hum train mein they jo humein humaari city lejaa rahi thi jahaan humein filhaal Jaana Nahi tha issliye humne ek dhangke station par train kaa sath choda jahaan se humein Gurugram k liye bus miljaae... Wahaan se gurugram 130 kms durr tha hum station par uttare mask wagairaah lagaaya... Wahaan se humne auto liya or bus stand pohanchey toh bhenchod bus stand par bheed he bheed thi.. Iski Maa kaa ghonsla.. Humein bus milli gurugram Jaane waali lekin woh full thi next bus half hour baad aai or bhenchod aatey he full hogayi maadarchod log Bhaag Bhaag Chadd rahe they haryana roadways thi naa.. Fir kissi shyaane aadmi ne bataaya agar seat par baithke Jaana Hai toh bahaar private tourist buses millengi unmein chale jaao.. Paise jyaada lagenge lekin aaram se jaaoge.. Kasam se devta maanussh tha woh aankhein khol gaya.. Warna dunuyaadaari se vishwaash uthraha tha mera.. . Humlog turant wahaan se bahaar aaye toh kaafi saari mast private AC buses khaddi thi.. Humne Gurugram waali dhundi or baith gaye bc.. What the fuck we literally waste 1.5 hours for no reasons.. Humlog dophar 3 baje wahaan se nikale... Bhenchod iss beach fruity k sath uncle chips Khaane paddey... Kya din aagaye hain bc...

Raastey mein ek dhaabey par bus rukki jahaan Ami or Chang ne Khaana khaaya main wahaan bhi nahi khaa paaya kyunki kaafi spicy or oily bakchodi thi jo main digest nahi kar shakta nope.. 2 - 3 din takk chud jaaega sareer isase achaa chaaye sahi hai....

Gurugram Pohanchtey Pohanchtey humein 6.00 bajgaye.. Bhenchod main bahot thakk gaya tha aaj k liye itana he seh shakta tha... Wahaan se humne ek auto liya jisase hum pohanche uss bandey k area mein or wahaan humne dekha ek mast saa hotel.... Or usme hue set finally 3 rooms mill gaye yahaan Chang ki chapar chapar nahi sunani padegi.. Insab bhaagdoud k bich main bhoolgaya tha ki kitana serious matter chal raha hai or Kal he humne 15 se jyaada logon ko maara hai.. Ab 7 baje takk aae humlog rooms mein main gaya tha thakk bahot jyaada.. Issliye maine Ami Chang ko lagaaya kaam par unse badhiya detective koi hai bhi nahi mere pass.. Dono baap beton par najar rakhne ko kahaa maine unko.. Or khud aake room mein mast nahaaya pehle toh then kiya babhi ko call landline par.. Waise toh noukar uthaatey hain woh phone lekin jab main gharse bolke aaya ki main landline par he phone karunga toh surely babhi yaa bhai he uthaaenge phone..

Main-Hello babhi..

Babhi-Hello betu kaisa hai..?

Main-Fit and fine aap kaise ho..

Babhi-main theek hun.. Achaa kahaan hai tu..?

Main - Delhi..

Babhi-Delhi mein kya kar raha hai itane pollution mein woh bhi.

Main--Time pass just passing by..

Babhi-Kab aaraha hai waapis..?

Main-Soon..

Babhi-Soon kya hota hai day bataa naa..

Main-agle 2 yaa 3 din mein..

Babhi-Tu rest he le raha haina kuch kar toh nahi raha..

Main-Main kuch bhi nahi kar raha...

Babhi-Ami kahaan hai..?

Main-Ami Khaana Khaane gayi hai shayad..

Babhi-ok ok..

Uske baad fir Sam Ravi or mangal ne ek ek karke baat ki or mere pass karne ko kuch tha nahi toh karli baat and then bed par padda raha.. News wagairaah dekhi kand se related toh gas leak kaa maamla banaadiya gaya tha and baaki jo laashein kuwe mein thi woh abhi millne waali thi nahi or jab millengi tabtak mera koi relation naa rahega uss place se.. Matlab this is a win win situation.. Thakne k kaaran aaj mujhe thodi bahot Nind jarur aayi ab ye pata nahi woh thakne ki wajah se thi yaa iss wajah se ki main uss gandu aadmi k close jaaraha hun.. But dikkat ye thi ki what if woh mere saamne aagaya achaanak.. Tab kya hoga..? Beta gand faad bhaagna hai.. Baaki Abeer wagairaah sambhaal Lenge Abeer ne toh pehle bhi haraaya hai maadarchod ko toh ab kya dikkat Hai. Mujhse durr rahe bus woh or jaldi se jaldi nipat jaae kyunki filhaal main bahot he important time waste kar raha tha mera.. Ek taraf Red John Mass Murders plan kar raha hoga or main yahaan khudke he massle hall kar raha hun.. Nice dude nice...

Subah Ami or Chang mere pass aaye late night waapis aaye they wohlog..

Ami-Boss woh Abhay nahi lagta mujhe aisa kuch Karega.. He is a office nerd.. Ghar se office office se ghar.. Uska beta hai chota and he loves his family..

Chang--Same thing uska baapu bhi woh log normal hain kuch awkward nahi karte.. Ab yaa toh woh bahot shyaane hain yaa innocent hain..

Main-Shyaane toh nahi hain wohlog innocent he honge ek kaam karo aaj aaj or dekhlo kuch milta hai toh theek warna fir main milta hun unse..

Chang-OK..

Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye maine naasta kiya and then waapis bed par or main karne laga apne dimag mein bakchodi plans wagairaah banaane laga possibilities count karne laga har cheej ki..Shyaam takk Maine Atleast 750 plan banaaliye they alag alag cheejon se nipatne k liye jaise kya ho agar main ek lift mein bandh hojaau or aag ladjaae kya ho agar main jungle mein khojaaun.. Kya ho agar main kuch kartey hue pakkada jaaun.. Kaise main khudko innocent prove karunga.. Kaise main koi murder investigation solve karunga.. Wagairaah wagairaah.. Or gajab baat ye thi in 750+ plan mein uss kaali k liye koi plan nahi Banaa paaya main kyunki uski taraf jaatey he mera dimag so jaata hai issliye main gaya he nahi uski taraf..

Raat ko chang or Ami waapis aaye kuch nahi Milla.. Chang ne unke bank records wagairaah hack kiye koi badi transactions hui nahi thi.. phone records mein bhi kuch khass nahi tha.. Unka behavior bhi theek tha.. Sab theek tha toh maine socha next day main khud jaake confirm karleta hun ab yahi baaki tha.. So next day main or Ami chale uske bungalow ki taraf Chang ko main aise openly apne sath dikhaa nahi shakta tha toh hum 2 ko he Jaana tha..Uske bungalow k bahaar ek guard tha.. Usse humne shanti se pucha ki bhai andar Jaana Hai toh woh puchne laga appointment hai kya wagairaah wagairaah bhenchod Raastarpatti se millne nahi jaaraha hun main...lawda uske liye ab main appointment lunga.. Aajkal ye appointment waala Chutiyaapa bahot he jyaada horaha tha... Ami ne us guard k pait mein punch diya jisase woh apne ghutano par aagaya ulti karta hua..

Guard-s. S. S. S. Sorry sahaab...

Main-aage rokane se pehle cehra yaad rakhna...

Or humlog aaye andar ki taraf kaafi bada bungalow tha.. Humlog andar aaye toh hall mein he Abhay or Uska Bapu Ramesh Newspaper padh rahe they.. Or ek Lady thi 28-30 ummar ki kaafi hot jo shayad Abhay ki wife thi woh unhe chaaye yaa coffee serve kar rahi thi....or unke alaawa ek 50-55 ki aunty bhi side mein baithi thi jo shayad Ramesh ki wife thi..

Main-waah Ramesh babu kaafi bada makaan wakaan banaaya hai..

Ye sun woh sablog meri taraf muddey or Ramesh bechaara mujhe dekhtey he safed hogaya... Abhay k cehre par gusse or shock k expressions they.. Or wahin se main samjh gaya tha ki yelog ne nahi kiya lekin still thoda or confirmation karletey hain..

Main-Aise kya chownk rahe ho original hun bhai the one and the only..

Ramesh-Tum yahaan kya kar rahe ho.. Tumne waada kiya tha ki tumhaara humaara koi relation nahi rahega future mein..

Main--fikar not main ek baat confirm karne aaya hun agar tum innocent ho toh doobara kabhi apna koi relation nahi rahega or Agar innocent nahi ho toh bhi humaara koi relation nahi rahega kyunki relation rakhne laayak chhodunga he nahi main tumhe..

Abhay-Saaf Saaf bolo kehna kya caahtey ho..

Main - Bataata hun bataata hun.. Baitho toh sahi..

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Ramesh or Abhay mere saamne aake khadey hogaye they or wahin Uski Maa ko kuch samjh nahi aaraha tha kya horaha hai... Aisa he haal Abhay ki patni kaa tha..

Abhay-Saaf saaf bolo AP kya caahtey ho baatein Matt banaao..

Ab mera Naam sunke uski maa kaa fuse udaa or woh hui apni jagah se khaddi ekdum se uska shock gusse mein badal gaya.. Woh mere saamne aake boli.. "tum ho AP" "

Main-Yo Aunty the one and the only..

Aunty-Tumhaari wajah se mera beta marra tha..

Main - Ummm! Debatable.. Keh shaktey ho lekin reality mein woh apni harkaton k kaaran marra.. Main nahi caahta tha woh Marre Haan coma mein maine he daala tha usko lekin maara kissi Orr ne..

Aunty-Sharam nahi aati tumhe ek Maa k saamne uske betey ki mout ki Kahaani sunaatey hue..

Woh Aunty rone lagi...

Main - OH Aunty maine nahi befaltu mein usko jaake maara tha college mein baithke laundiyabaaji kar raha tha woh tab maara tha.. Or rahi baat Kahaani ki toh suru aapne kiya sawaal puchke..

Aunty- tujhse ghatiya aadmi puri duniya mein nahi dekha.. B. Bhagwaan maaf nahi karega tumhe...

Main-Haao theek hai ab baat karun main inlog se tumhaara hogaya ho toh..

Aunty- thoda bahot toh afsosh hoga tumhe koi itana pathar dil kaise ho shakta Hai..

Main-Frankly speaking nahi I don't care woh Marra yaa nahi tumhaare dusare Betey ko jinda chhod diya wahi bahot Hai warna ye bhi uppar milta tumhe.

Ye sun woh jhapti meri taraf lekin Ramesh ne usse pakad liya Ami bhi aage aagayi thi..

Main-Oye Rambo aunty durr se baat karne kaa Haan.. Or tu piche hattjaa budhi hai bechari usko bhi maaregi kya..

Ami-Sorry..

Ramesh-Jaanki chup hojaao.. Bhagwaan Isko iske kiye ki saja jarur dega..

Main-Yeah sure jaise tere Betey ko milli thi uske kiye ki saja..

Aunty-Tu bhi waise he tadap - 2 k marrega bhagwaan kare tere aas pass sab hon lekin bachaane koi naa aaye.. Bhagwaan tujhe aisi mout de ki teri ruhh takk tadap jaae.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi millegi tujhe.. Ek Maa ki kokh ujaadi hai tune... Bhagwaan kabhi maaf nahi karega..

Main-- Aunty i am at a level jahaan badd dua lagni bandh hojaati hai I am above this shit.i am on another level... Or tum Pehli Maa nahi ho jiski kokh meri wajah se ujaddi hai even Tumhaari toh kokh maine ujaadi bhi nahi..

Aunty- tera ye Ahankaar he tujhe le dubega.. Tu tadap tadap k marrega..

Woh aise hogayi maano usme aatma aagayi ho.. Bhenchod tera beta konsa Charities chalaata tha saala ucha aadmi tha.. Achaa hua Marr gaya.

Main-Mera pata nahi but tumhaara beta jarur tadap - 2 k marra.. Kyun pata hai..?? Kyunki usne jo kand kiye they unki saja usse millni he thi maine thodi kam dee thi kissi ne permanently dedi.. Or Tu bc sun kya raha hai chup karwa yaa leke jaa isko ye sunane nahi aaya hun main..

Abhay ki wife uss budhiya ko forcefully leke gayi wahaan se... Jaatey jaatey woh chilaai "Yaad rakhna ye sab tu kyunki jab tu apni aakhiri saansein leraha hoga tab ye sab yaad aaega tujhe"

Main-Jab yaad aana he hai toh yaad rakh k kya faayda..itana space waise he nahi hai mere mind k pass aajkal.. Stupid budhi...

Finally woh lehen ki bawdi wahaan se chali gayi..

Main-Finally... Haasshh!.. Haan toh already mera time waste hogaya kaafi toh seedha point par aata hun.. Kya tum dono baap Betey mere khilaaf kuch kand plan kar yaa karwaa rahe ho.. I mean i know meri wajah se tumhaara bhai beta marra blah blah gussa hoge tum toh badla lene ki sochi hogi agar Haan toh Bataado...

Ramesh-nahi maine jaise kaha tha tumhaara humaara koi connection nahi rahega.. Humein pata bhi nahi tumhaare sath kya horaha hai.. Lekin Haan main dua karta hun woh jo koi bhi ho kaamyaab hojaae..

Main-Nice dude nice.. Ghar aaye mehmaan se aise baat karta hai koi bc... Khair tumlog nahi ho toh theek hai dhyaan rahe mere pith piche kabhi nahi Jaana kyunki pehle toh keval ek family member ko coma pohanchaaya tha abki baar tum dono ko pohanchaaunga.. Apni family hai achi khaasi uske sath jindagi jeelo aaram se kyun Befaltu mein kand karne hain..

Ramesh-humein tumse koi matlab nahi hai...

Main - Exactly.. Yahi puchna tha... Chaaye nahi peeunga bhenchod poison woison milaa doge tum physco log.. Or iss Aunty kaa ilaaj karao bhenchod paglait hai woh.. Chaltey hain humlog..

Ye bolke main wahaan se mudda.. Ye nahi they nope.. Beshak ye chutiye log dua or shrap deke mereko maardein lekin iss matter mein yelog involved nahi they.... Bhenchod befaltu kaa itana sab sunana padda..saali phsyco budhiya.

Humlog bahaar aaye toh woh guard apni chair par abhi bhi pait pakad k baitha tha..

Main-maadarchod lawde kaa guard banega tu wo punch mein 20 minute se padda he hai tu..

Ye bolke maine uski kursi ko laat maari toh woh kursi samett palat gaya or niche girra.. Or hum dono wahaan se bahaar aaye..

Main-Fucking waste of time.. That bitch was phsyco.. Kitana Chutiyaapa karti hai.. Itani overacting...

Ami-I mean tumne uske Betey ko maara hai itana reaction toh acceptable hai he.

Main-maine nahi maara re.. Waise theoretically speaking agar main usko nahi fodta toh woh icu mein nahi jaata or fir wahaan jaake uska murder nahi hota toh ek hissab se maine he maara hai usko...you are right.. Maine he maara hai what the fuck.. Khair jo bhi ho he got what he deserved.. I mean itana bhi deserved nahi karta tha woh lekin maine jitana diya tha utana jarur deserve karta tha so aage ka mujhe kuch nahi maalum..

Wahaan se humlog seedha hotel aaye.. Chang ko bataaya sab.. Bc ye bhi nahi tha toh kon hai maadarchod.. Dimag ghum gaya tha befaltu kaa... Kahin Balwan he toh nahi tha juth bolke margaya ho lawda.. Nahi fir uske aadmi ki or uski story match nahi karti puri tarah se.. Matlab woh juth toh nahi bolraha Tha.. Koi toh hai beta koi toh hai.. Kon..? Wahi toh pata laga raha hun lawde...

Aaj 5th day tha mera gharse bahaar or kaafi kuch dhund bhi liya tha humne or kaafi kuch baaki tha.. Ab ghar Jaane kaa time aagaya tha maine apna kaam kardiya tha ab lets hope team ne apna kaam kardiya ho.. Dopehar ko mast lunch karke humlog shyaam 4 baje k aas pass gurugram Bus Stand pohanchey toh bus bahaar he milgayi .. 5.00 nikali woh wahaan se 2.5-3.0ghantey kaa raasta tha or bichmein half hour kaa stop tha khaaney waaney k liye.. Yaani humlog 8.00 baje apni city pohanchey.. Wahaan se Ab Chang ko alag Jaana tha Chang bus mein he Humse alag hogaya tha taaki hum sath sath naa dekhein jaaein.. Wahaan se humne taxi Lee or pohanchey haweli... Taxi waale ko paise diye or andar aaye.. Gate par as usual Shyaam kaka or baaki guards they..

Shyaam-Ghum aaye beta...

Main-Yo kaka..

Shyaam-kabhi kabhi tere is kaka ko bhi le chala kar sath..

Main-kaka mere waali jagahein aapse hajam nahi hongi...

Ye sun sab hanspaddey.. Kaka ko Bachpan se dekhta aaya hun main he is the most loyal person we have...

Khair humlog andar aaye toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi Khaana lag raha tha or Meenu and Babhi wahin khaddi gappe maar rahi thi..

Main - hello guys...

Maine babhi ki just piche Jaake chilaaya jisase babhi darr gayi... Sathmein Meenu bhi..

Babhi-Oh my god... AP stop it..

Babhi se Galle Milla main.. Then Ami milli..

Babhi - Bina bataae aagaya bataa ke aata toh kissi ko bhejdetey lene k liye.

Main- konsa New Zealand se aaya hun main.. No problem.. Baaki log kidhar..

Babhi-idhar he hain... Aarahe hain dinner k liye..

Main-- cool main kapdey change karke aata hun..

Ye bolke main uppar room mein aaya or Mast nahaake kapdey wapdey change kiye and niche aaya... Niche sablog mera he wait kar rahe they dinner k liye complete family wahaan thi..

Deva-Kaisi rahi chhuttiyaan teri..

Main--Mast.. Woh chhodo Tumlog bataao kuch Milla..

Abeer-Haan final touch baaki hai sun..

Main-Abhi nahi subah... Mind fresh hoga toh easily samjh jaaunga...

Abeer-Ok subah sablog ikkatha honge.. 8.00 am..

Main-cool..

Dinner hogaya uske baad bhai ne mujhe terrace par bulaaya koi kaam Tha karke.. Abeer or Mangal bhi sath they...

Bhai ne kabhi aise nahi bulaaya mereko millne k liye Specially terrace par bc gand fatt gayi chhadtey-2....uppar bhai akele he they Main Mangal or Abeer wahaan aaye..

Main-Kya bhai saara Khaana hajam hogaya.. Aatey aatey.. Kya hua..

Deva- aao baitho kuch jaruri baat karni hai tumse..

OH shit kaafi lambe time baad bhai gyaan dene k mood mein lag rahe they..

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Hum 4on wahaan terrace par baithey.

Deva-Tu Badyan gaya tha..?

Main-Yep.. Mujhe pata tha aapko maalum chal he jaaega... Kaise ye or Bataado..?

Bc bhai is literally insane unhe Pata chal he jaata hai..

Deva- 16 laashein milli hain wahaan..

Abeer-What the fuck...

Mangal-16.??

Main-wait kuwe waali itani jaldi kaise milgayi..

Deva-Unke phone track hogaye.. Woh nahi nikaalne tune..?

Main-oh fuck.. Shit ye toh yaad he nahi raha.. Fuck.. Kya situation hai..

Deva- kuch nahi police waalon ko samjh nahi aaraha kya hua.. Gangwar dikhaadenge... Koi object karne waala hai nahi balwan ko koi passand waise bhi nahi karta tha toh kissi ko ghanta farak nahi padta.. Kya hua tha ye toh bata..?

Main-Mota Mota suno mujhe laga ki apne darr ko bhagaane kaa sabse best tareeka hai usse face karo issliye main Badyan gaon gaya or uss factory mein pohanchna thodi bahot research ki toh pata chala ki surely koi jinda bacha tha I mean bachaaya gaya tha kyunki jo woh locker room tha naa uski deewar tutti thi piche se. Or uss se related ek he banda jinda tha Jaikanth kaa bhai balwan it means wahi kiya hoga ye sab..... Lekin Wahaan Se nikaltey time Ami k pair mein chott lag gayi toh humlog ek clinic mein gaye wahaan doctor kaafi humble tha ussne bataaya kaafi time se iss area mein Hai woh pehle hospital mein tha yahaan toh maine seedha puch liya ki kya koi jinda bacha tha uss time toh woh ekdum se awkward behave karne laga baat taalne laga humein juth parosaney laga.. Then ussne humein force kiya ki ek khandar hai jisse dekhein humlog main samjh gaya ki ye ek setup hai or ye doctor balwan k sath milla hua hai lekin mujhe laga itana andar aa he gaye hain toh kya jaata hai hum wahaan gaye toh wohlog aaye dandey talwaar leke toh koi chance tha nahi unke bachne kaa... Ek ko baksh diya toh ussne story bataai ki Woh Jo jaanwar hai uska naam Kaali hai or wahi ekmaatar banda jinda bacha tha Balwan ne bachaya tha wagairaah wagairaah or pura ilaaj nahi karwaa paaya wahaan par balwan uska or bahaar police or humaare dar se lejaa nahi paaya usse issliye Kaali jinda toh tha lekin ek bed par padda tha.. Wahaan se main Balwan k ghar pohancha wahaan kuch or bandey they unko maara balwan bacha ussne story confirm ki.. Kaali jinda tha or 5 months pehle kaali kaa souda kardiya tha balwan ne humaare kissi dushman k sath.. Thats it then maine balwan ko maara or pata chala ki woh doctor bhi ghatiya Insaan hai Rape wagairaah hain uspar or Agar nahi bhi hotey toh bhi humein dekh chuka tha woh toh marrna jaruri tha issliye usse wahaan bulwaaya or usko bhi tapkaadiya then gas explosions dikhake..

Abeer-Matlab Kaali bach gaya tha...

Main-Haan..

Mangal-Bc matlab total destruction kiya tu udhar..

Main-maine nahi mostly Ami ne..

Deva-iska matlab mera plan sach tha koi leke aaya usko..

Main-koi paise waala kyunki Balwan ko kaafi paisa Milla tha in sabke badle.. Bankaccounts dekhein uske..?

Deva-nahi itana sab plan karne waala bank transfer thodi naa karega..

Main-Oh Haan.. Sorry bhai mera dimag kaafi slow hai aajkal.. Aage kya karein..

Deva-baaki aage kaa toh kal subah sab aaenge tab bataa he denge.. Usko baadmein dekhlena pehle suno..

Main-ji..

Deva - Kya haina ab humlog Pure North India ko chalaatey hain i mean mostly hisse ko.. Woh sab puraana hogaya gangster stuff and all befaltu logon ko maarna wagairaah wagairaah...

Main-Balwan ko befaltu kahaan maara main...

Deva-Haan Haan sunle ek baar..

Main-sorry..

Deva-Police k sath milke humlog ye sab kar shaktey hain easy yaa agar police ko nahi involve karna toh bandey bhejke karwaale yaa khud bandey leke jaa lekin yun akele ek alag he district mein jaake ye sab karna it looks bad I mean tera koi plan thodi naa Tha usse maarne kaa or bina plan agar kuch hota hai toh usme loopholes hotey he hain caahe karne waala tu khud he ho..

Main-True..

Deva-So main ye kehna caahraha hun ki aisa kuch karne se pehle sab plan kiya karo sabkuch.. 16 log bahot jyaada hotey hain AP agar ye koi Orr hota toh opposition waale sadkon par uttar aatey then inquiry baithti wagairaah wagairaah.. I know tera naam nahi aaega but still agar aagaya toh kitani problems hongi... Basically humne jo itane saalon ki mehnat se kamaaya hai sab ek jhatke mein jaaega Dadaji kaa clean India kaa sapna, humaara naam, family ki ijjat sab kuch.. Or Agar ye sab gaya toh koi faayda nahi Sanjay jaise gangster ko haraane kaa kyunki uski jagah fir neta log lelenge or pure India ko andar he andar khaa jaaenge.. Issliye itana bada kuch karne se pehle sab kuch soch samjh liya kar kyunki ekdum se kuch bhi ho shakta Hai..

Main-you are absolutely right bhai it's completely my mistake .. Mera dimag nahi hai center mein issliye ye Sab hogaya... Aage se dhyaan rakhunga..

Deva-i know.. Ye tum teeno k liye he hai specially... Rules maalum Hai tumhe No one..

Abeer-No one is bigger then the party..

Deva-Exactly.. So agar main kuch galat karta hua pakkada jaata hun toh tumlog mujhe hataake aage badhoge.. Or Agar tumlog kuch galat kartey hue pakadey jaatey ho..

Main-Toh aap beshak humein bahaar karke aage badhjaana.. Yahi seekha hai Dadaji se or aapse humessa se he..

Mangal-yep..

Mangal-You know humlog kitane powerful hain filhaal or usase bhi jyaada aage honge humein kuch karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hogi chutkiyon k isharon mein sab hoga.. Saara kaala paisa hawa mein udega gareebi kaa kya kaam apne yahaan fir.. Kachra ek side kardenge Saara..

Main-True..

Deva-So guys good night... Chalo jaao sojaao jyaada bore nahi karunga..

Abeer-Good Night bhai..

Mangal-good night bhailog..

Mangal or Abeer chale gaye... Bhai bhi Jaane lage..

Deva-Kya hua sona nahi hai..?

Main-Actually correction hai so nahi paaraha hun..

Deva-Matlab..

Main-aao baitho Ek baar firse..

Bhai baithey maine cigarette jalaai bhai ko passand nahi hai lekin still baat serious thi toh maine Sutta maara..

Main-Actually bhai i can't sleep.. Mujhe Yaad bhi nahi last time main theek se kab soya tha Aisa kabhi nahi hua hai mere sath and this is getting bad.. Or ye sab uss Kaali ki wajah se hai or Mera dimag mera sath nahi deraha hai isme... Jo ki bura hai bahot bura.. Kya karun kuch samjh nahi aaraha.. Jab bhi main problem mein hota hun toh aap he help kartey ho issliye ab kuch hall nikaalo..

Bhai-Tujhe ek kissa sunaata hun.. Jab main suru suru mein dadaji k sath politics mein aaya toh ek banda tha bahubali neta haryana kaa "Jagdish Bhati" 25 saal se ek he seat se chunaav jeet raha tha woh, ektarfa woh bhi.. Issliye nahi ki log usse passand kartey they balki issliye ki log usase darrtey they bahot he lichad Insaan tha woh Sareaam logon ko Kaat deta tha or koi gawaahi takk naa dene jaata tha uske khilaaf.bahot bura tha woh Surendra lagaale kuch nahi tha uske aage... Khouf itana ki Chunaav mein koi saamne khadda nahi hota tha uske .. Dadaji bhi thoda durr he rehtey they usase lekin mujhe kehtey they Woh Deva Humaare Haryana Vijay k bich keval Yahi khadda hai.. Iski party agar haar jaae toh Haryana humaara ab main thehra dheet aadmi agle Chunaav mein wahin se khadda hogaya dadaji ko baadmein pata laga tabtak kuch ho nahi shakta tha.. Jagdish bokhlaaya dhamki wagairaah di... Maine ignore kiya usne bandey bhejey humne sabko maara.. Then matter serious hone laga ussne mere kuch caahney waalon ko maara jo mujhe bilkul passand nahi aaya bahot gussa bahot jyaada gussa maine Abeer ko special forces se waapis bulaaya bahot seh liya tha ab nahi baat family ki aagayi thi or jab baat family ki ho toh sab jaayaj hai fir humne uske ek ek bandey ko dhund dhund k maara sadkon par douda douda k maara kuttey ki mout maara or election se pehle usko bhi maar he daala 16 goliyaan maari thi uske sareer mein maine... Pura Haryana Delhi laal kardiya tha maine.. Lekin finally sab end hogaya Jagdish maara gaya or uski party hui khatam.. Lekin uske baad log mujhe uss jaisa samjhne lage unke hissab se main naya bahubali tha main election jeet gaya lekin mere saamne koi nahi utha sabne apna naam waapis leliye Kyunki uss time hum alliance mein they toh jahaan jahaan se apni party k candidate uthey they wahaan k 90% candidates ne parchaar takk nahi kiya or humlog jeetgaye..Lekin main logon ki najaron mein ek Gunda bann gaya ab main thehra simple banda log mujhse darrne lage yahaan takk ki opposition waale mere khilaaf bayaan takk naa detey they...kya se kya ban gaya tha main.. main so nahi paaya ye sab sochke nind aas pass nahi thi fir ek din dadaji ne mujhe bataaya ki.. "you are what you are" doesn't matter what people think of you doesn't matter how much they are jealous of you.. At the end of the day you are there leader and savior...they should be thankful to you.. They should pray to you for what you have done for them.. If they hate you let them hate.. You carry on helping them.. They will change""... Tab maine apne aap ko saaf dikhaana bandh kardiya I am what I am.. Or ahista ahista logon ne mujhe accept kiya jo main hun.. Or aaj main wahaan khadda hun jahaan se niche meri family mere sath khadi hai.. Usase niche mere log mere sath khadey Hain Usase niche mera opposition khadda hai jo kuch nahi kar shakta Infact unki aukaat nahi hai woh mujhe dekhein uppar munh uthaake or sabse niche unlogon ki laashein hain jo maine yahaan aane k liye dafnaai hain jo jyaada thi bahot he jyaada... Woh kehtey Haina "Everything Is Fair In Love and War"..ye toh kehne ki baat hai reality is "Everything is Fair When you Are Ahead of everyone "... Main abhi kuch bhi kar shakta hun or mera koi kuch nahi bigaad shakta main caahun toh next elections takk PM ko ghutano par laa shakta hun main caahun toh kuch bhi kar shakta hun and there is no one no one can fucking do anything about me because I am at the level jahaan 99% log toh mere baare mein soch bhi nahi shaktey.. Fir caahe woh darr se ho yaa respect se I don't care and I don't give a fuck.. Loved By Few, Hated By Many, RESPECTED by everyone... That's me.. Ye mera ego yaa attitude nahi hai ye sach hai main khudki tareef nahi kar raha hun facts bataa raha hun.. Or yahaan main kaise pohanchna maalum" by overcoming my fears... Remember AP you are what you are and no one can do anything about that reason maalum Hai..? Kyunki I am standing right behind you..

Main-Holy fucking shit bhai you are a God.. Oh my god bhai mere rongtey khaddey hogey.. I literally got fucking goosebumps..Itana acha kaise bol letey ho..

Deva-Neta hun naa.

Main-lol..

Deva-Ab sun ye tere kya kaam kaa.. Kissi cheej se Darrna buri baat nahi hai Darrna bhi jaruri Hai warna jeeney mein woh maja nahi.. Lekin jiss cheej se darrtey ho usase durr bhaagna ye kya logic hua bhai.. Jitana durr bhaagega utana he darr badhega or aakhiri mein woh darr itana badhjaaega ki tu kahin Bhaag lena woh wahin pohanch jaaega .. Issliye darke koi faayda nahi hai.. "Face your fears face them like you fucking own them.." I don't know tera dimag kaise kaam karta hai, kyun woh teri help nahi kar raha hai but baat jahaan takk darr or tere sone ki hai jabtak tu iss sach se bhaagta rahega tu kuch nahi kar paaega or woh sach ye hai ki Kaali aagaya Hai or woh tere liye he aaya hai tu Bhaag yaa chuppjaa aakhiri mein tujhe usse face karna he padega.. Khud se bol fuck it and then sojaa nind mein woh aaega bolna aaja kya ukhaad lega mera suru mein darr lagega lekin baadmein aadat hojaaegi.. Just Remember You Are AP there is nothing in this world you can't do.. YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE....

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Update-172(C2H5OH aka Alcohol)


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Bhai ne maano mere andar jaankh k sab solutions diye hon gajab itane ache dialogues maine naa maare honge abtak "I Am Above everything"... Gajab... Lekin he was right bc I am AP afterall..

Babhi-Kya hua aaj sona nahi hai..

Babhi ki awaaj se hum dono kaa he concentration tutta.. Or tab humein realize hua ki bc humein 2 ghantey hogaye hain yahaan baithey baithiye...

Deva-Bus aaraha tha AP se thodi baatein kar raha tha kaafi din baad time Milla toh socha haal chaal he puchlun...

Babhi- toh or time nikaala karo kissne mana kiya hai.. Bhai hai tumhaara..

Main-lol..

Babhi-Kya baatein horahi thi waise..

Main-Babhi 2 high IQ k logon ki baatein aapke samjh mein nahi aaengi..

Babhi - Aji Haan tum do he ho duniya mein hum toh waise he aaye hain..

Deva-Sahi kaha tumne..

Babhi-Shut up.. Jyaada bhaichaara naa dikhaao dono ko thikane laga dungi warna..

Main-Yeah sure babhi.. Jaao lejaao apne Hubsand ko...

Babhi-Chup rey...

Main-Lol..

Deva-Shaadi karle beta fir dekhunga tera Sarcasm kahaan takk sath deta hai..

Main-My Sarcasm is My Sarcasam none of your Sarcasam..

Ye sun hum teeno hans paddey.

Babhi-aaj ke liye itana he kaafi hai chalo sojaao ab dono..

Main-aaplog chalo main Aata hun..

Babhi-aaja yahaan kya karega sath chaltey hain..

Deva-Cigarette peeni hai usko tum chalogi toh peeke aaega.

Babhi-eewwww... Quit it AP.. Its bad..

Deva-aajao tum..

Babhi-Good night betu..

Main-Night babhi.

Bhai Babhi ko leke chalegaye.. Or maine unke jaatey he cigarette jalaali.. Bhai is so smart men he knows everything specially about me.. He knows how to cure me.. Khair maine cigarette pee or kuch derr or wahan time pass kiya kaafi late hogaya tha.. Maine time dekhne ko phone nikaalana caaha toh phone jeb mein tha he nahi charge lagaaya tha dinner k time... Gajab so 11.30 baje babhi aai thi toh 12 k ass pass hogaye honge ab..chalo chaltey hain..

Lekin jaise he maine Terrace se niche waali seedhiyon mein kadam rakha meri gand fatt gayi kyunki 2nd or 3rd floor par Pura andhera tha niche hall ki lights halki halki aarahi thi jisase mushkil se mujhe apne just saamne kaa kuch dikhraha tha. Ye sab dekh main waapis terrace par aaya..

Main-bhenchod ye kya bakchodi hai light kon bandh Kiya.. Ek second Haan light toh aaya tab bhi bandh he thi.. Abeer k phone ki light se aaye they..

Actually 2nd and 3rd floor pura khaali hai haweli kaa jahaan keval samaan padda rehta hai toh wahaan ki lights wagairaah bandh he rehti hain.. Or mujhe ye bhi nahi pata yahaan ka switch kahaan hai..

Main-Bc jaaun yaa nahi... Itana andherra maadarchod...

AP face your fears yaad haina bhai ne kya bola tha..

Main-Haan be sunaney mein mujhe bhi cool laga tha bc.. Achaa hota bhai babhi k sath niche chalaa jaata toh gand mein daal liyo ab ye cigarette bhosdk.. Fuck dude fuck..

Khair Jaana toh padega he... Ab main ahista-2 niche uttarne laga.. Bhenchod kya din aagaye they chutiye jaisi haalat hogayi thi.. Main 2nd floor takk kaise na kaise karke pohancha.. Or jaise he main second floor par pohancha mujhe gate khulne ki awaaj aai or jaise he awaaj aai main seedha bhaaga niche ki taraf or woh kehtey haina jab kismat he ho gandu toh tu kya ukhaad lega be pandu... Seedhiyon se mera pair fisla or main girra dhadaam se mera ghutna bahot he jorr se laga Seedhiyon par and then main Seedhiyon par ludakta hua niche takk aaya.. "Maadarchod"... 1st floor par roshni thi toh dekha jo gate ki awaaj thi woh Sam k room kaa gate khulne se hui thi jo abhi bahaar mere bagal mein khadda mujhe ghurr raha tha..

Sam-Akela akela pee k aa gaya kya bhosdk aaj..

Main-bhenchodddddd..... Bhai pair fisal gaya.. Terrace par gaya tha..

Sam-Gand marwaane gaya tha kya terrace par..

Main-Uthaa naa yaar bahot Dard horaha hai.. Please.. Fukkkkkkkkk....

Seriously mere knee mein bahot jyaada Dard horaha tha and by bahot jyaada I meant bahot he jyaada tutta nahi tha lekin shayad dislocate hogya tha bone .....or aisa he haal shoulder kaa tha.. Fukkkkk bhenchod..

Sam ne mujhe khadda kiya or mujhe mere room mein leke aaya jo wahin Sam k bagal mein tha.. Main langdaata hua chala..

Sam-Spray hai le lagaa deta hun Dard kam hoga...

Sam apne room se spray laaya maine apni track pant uppar ki or Sam ne woh thanda thanda spray maara.. Bc gand he fatt gayi ye toh befaltu ki...

Main-Sam.. Daru peeyega..?

Sam- Aajtak mana kiya hai kabhi bhosdk..

Main - Dekh since mujhe Dard hogaya hai or main chal nahi shakta filhaal toh Saara samaan tujhe laana padega..

Sam-Aji Haan bhosdk..

Main-Sun naa bhai next time main dekhlunga surely.. Next 2 times or bol..

Sam-Deal..?

Main-Deal.. Ravi so gaya kya..?

Sam-Naa Movie dekh raha tha 15 minute pehle takk toh..

Main-Usko bhi uthaale or sun Last time jab maine bhai kaa stash dekha tha naa Usmein Johnnie Walker ki KG scotch thi woh uthaalaana....

Sam-Bc woh kya hoti hai..

Main-Sun jo niche waala shelf haina Almira ka usme ek blue color kaa bada rectangular box millega jiske uppar likha hoga king George V.. Woh uthaalaana tu....or woh nahi Mille toh jo bhi tera mann kare bus pakadda Matt Jaana..

Sam-or pakkada gaya toh..?

Main-ultaa he sochiyo bhosdk... Ravi ko snacks and glass wagairaah kaa boldena kitchen se.. Or ice cubes nahi bhoolna..

Sam wahaan se chala gaya... Actually bhai apna personal stock rakhtey hain liquor kaa jo woh kabhi kabhaar mood k hissab se thoda bahot leletey hain.. Babhi k aane k baad baaki kissi ko allowed nahi hai bina reasons peeney kaa or ek toh main Dard mein tha or uppar se nind kaa jugaad karna tha toh daru se badhiya cheej kya hogi.. Nasha itani jaldi nahi hoga mujhe thanks to Verigo Nasha, Drugs, Medicine and poison itani ashaani se mere body k sath match nahi karta.. Issliye normal se kaafi jyaada medicines leni padti hain mujhe..

Bc pair mein kaafi Dard hogaya tha uthaa takk nahi jaaraha tha.. Socha subah takk theek hojaaega... Bc Ghutna 4 gunna Mota hogaya tha ekdum se... 20 minutes baad Sam bhaagta hua aaya room mein or jo mangwaaya tha woh uthaalaaya tha.. JW Blue Lable KG-V edition.. Maine recently he dekhi thi bhai k stash mein ye tabse mann tha peeney kaa...

Sam-Mission successful boss..

Main-gajab mujhe pata tha bhenchod tere hotey hue daru kaa mission fail ho he nahi shakta..

Uske piche piche he Ravi aagaya Glasses snack soda or ice cubes leke..

Ravi- bhosdk aise pant uppar karke kya baitha hai gand marwaaega kya..

Main-dekh bhosdk kaise sujjj gaya hai girrgaya abhi..

Ravi-Arey bc.. Gand fatt gayi hogi teri toh..

Main-Tabhi toh daru mangwaai..aao baitho..

Maine table bed k pass lagaai or ek puraana newspaper padda tha woh puri table par or aaju baaju farsh and bed par bichaaya..subah k liye saboot nahi chhodna tha kuch..

Or mehfil hui suru... SAM ne box khola toh bc aadha nasha bottle dekh k he hogaya quality toh quality he hoti hai bhenchod..

Sam or Ravi ne banaya apna 30 ml kaa and maine 60 ml kaa.. Pehla Peg seedha duja peg Paani teeja peg soda chotha peg fir seedha uske baad waale kaise bhi lelo pata nahi chalta waise bhi...

"CHEERSSSS".

Bolke humne pehla pag gatka..bhenchod kitana time hogaya tha daru peeye holy fuck.. Galla jall gaya tha bc wait kartey kartey..

Sam-Bhaisahaab... Gajab... Gajab.. Long time no see..

Main-Jaldi jaldi karo be party nahi hai ye or already 12.45 hogaye hain..

Ravi ne agla banaaya same quantity different quality.. Or aise he 3 pegs k baad hogaya nasha suru ek toh jaldi jaldi pee rahe they or uppar se quantity double thi meri.. Mera peena abhi suru hone wala tha kyunki nasha he abhi suru hua tha toh mere liye pehla peg abhi aaega.. Sam or Ravi hue ab slow kyunki jyaada nahi peeni thi.. Maine liye they 4 peg or... Bichmein ek baar muttke jarur aaya lekin maja aagaya aadhi bottle se jyaada akela pee gaya main..Sam Sogaya tha Couch par he or nind mein bad bad kar raha tha.. Main bathroom gaya Dard mehsoos nahi horaha tha lekin subah bahot jyaada hoga.. Ravi ki duty lagaai thi bottle gayab karne ki lekin waapis aaya toh woh bc bed par munh k Ball padda soraha tha bottle wagairaah Sab wahin paddi thi.. Waise toh main sone jaaraha tha but bottle mein last peg dekh k rukk gaya nasha theek thaak tha.. Itana tha ki Bottle 2 dikhraha thi.. Or bottle se glass mein nahi daal shakta tha main socha khaali karke balcony se fainkdunga bottle.. Or uthaake seedha munh se lagaa li.. Bottle ka hua the end Parwachan sunaney k liye koi bacha nahi tha issliye maine Sam ki gand par maari laat usko ek side kiya or socha bottle ko subah dekhenge.. And bam se bed par girr padda 3.30 am hogaye they already .. Or aaj nind aai pata nahi nashe se yaa bhai k gyaan se but aagayi woh behtar tha bhenchod thakk gaya tha...socha tha aaj mast sounga 12-13 ghantey lekin apne naseeb mein chain kahaan hai bhai subah meri aankh khulli toh koi dama dum gate knock kar raha tha.. Bc aankh khulli after hangover headache k sath sir fatta jaaraha tha bhenchod or nasha abhi bhi tha.. 2 minute lage raat kaa scene yaad karne mein or fir dhyaan aaya ki koi gate peet raha hai.. Bahaar se babhi ki awaaj aai toh meri saari nind udd gayi bhenchod bottles glass paddey they room mein Sam ki bhi aankhein khulli couch se utha tha woh shayad gate kholne ko.. Mujhe utha dekh k rukk gaya..

Sam-gate khol toh tu pass mein Hai.

Main-bhosdk babhi hai bahaar..

Sam-toh..

Main-haalat dekh kamre ki..

Sam ne liya ek look pure room kaa or fir realize hua laat night kaa kand toh woh seedha couch se kuddke uthaa...

Babhi-AP...?

Main-haaananan...

Babhi-Aisa kya so raha tha gate khol...

Main-kya hua..

Babhi-sablog wait kar rahe hain niche tera..

Main-Aaa raha hun.. Aap chalo..

Babhi-arey gate toh khol..

Main-Arrey main aata hun naa fresh hoke..

Tabtak sam ne bottle glass wagairaah Sab balcony mein daale newspaper kaafi useful raha tha main utha toh bhenchod pair k Dard se waapis lait gaya...

Main-holy fuck bhenchod..

Babhi-OK jaldi aa..

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Update-173(New Suspect)


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Bhenchod ek din ki shanti nahi hai naseeb mein sir pura ghum raha tha maine time dekha toh subah k 7 he baje they.. What the fuck main bhi sochun nasha abhi bhi kyun hai bc 3 ghantey ki nind bhi theek se nahi hui thi.. Raat ko sotey time bhool gaye they ki subah sablog meeting k liye millne waale hain..

Sam - Isko uthaa be..

Main - Oye bhosdk uthh.. Gandu...

Maine Ravi ko 3-4 laat di toh woh honsh mein aaya.. Or uske honsh mein aatey he main langdaata hua bathroom mein ghuss gaya pehle toh brush kiya badbu udaai saari aankhein bhenchod laal thi ekdum.. Fresh hua main jaldi se tabtak Sam or Ravi jaa chuke they apne rooms mein.. Maine Shorts pehney or fir knee par spray maara bhenchod literally 3 gunna mota hogaya tha mera ghutana bahot jyaada Dard tha.. Uppar se nasha.. Uppar se sir Dard uppar se nind aarahi thi uppar se meeting... Kya suruwaat hui thi aaj k din ki..

Main bahaar aaya room se or Sam and Ravi kaa wait karne laga kyunki khud se seedhiyaan nahi uttar shakta tha... Chala mushkil se jaaraha tha.... Woh dono toh aaye nahi lekin Meenu jarur aagayi niche se humein bulane..

Meenu-Kya kar rahe ho tumlog aana nahi hai..

Main-unka wait kar raha tha yaar...

Meenu - kyun akela nahi aa shakta..

Main - Ye dekh..

Maine apna ghutana aage kiya...

Meenu-oh god ye kya hua.

Main-Kal Raat ko 2nd floor se yahaan takk ludakta hua aaya..

Meenu-oh god ye toh kaafi chot lagi hai.. Dhangse chala kar naa andha hai kya..

Main-actually andha he tha light kahaan hai uppar bc kuch naa dikhraha tha pair fisal gaya.. Chal leke chal mereko niche takk...

Meenu ne mujhe sahara diya maine apna hath uske kandhe par rakha or seedhiyon se niche utarne laga..

Main - Aaram se jyaada John Cena naa ban..

Main keval right pair rakh raha tha niche left almost hawa mein he tha..

Meenu-Raat ko party sharty hui hai matlab..

Main-wait what the fuck tereko kaise maalum..

Meenu-abhi jab tere room k saamne khaddi thi toh bottle or glass dikhe mujhe..

Main-bc Sab shyaane log mujhe he kyun miltey hain.. Khair leave it tereko main waise bhi bataane waala Tha sun mujhe nahi maalum tu kaise karwaaegi but mujhe woh Saara samaan gayab caahiye babhi ko bina pata lage.. Ye kaam keval Tu he karwaa shakti hai..

Meenu-Hojaaega..

Main-Or mera sir Dard kar raha hai uska kuch jugaad hai.

Meenu-Pain killers hain mere pass..

Main--ok Paani or painkillers bhi leke aana..

Main or Meenu Hall mein aaye toh wahaan puri team With Priyanka, bhai, babhi, Abeer,Ami, Mangal or Rishi sab mojjud they..

Babhi-Tujhe kya hua..?

Main sofe par baitha tang uppar uthake.. Jisase sabko dikh jaae...

Babhi-oh my god ye kya hai...

Anjali-this look painful..

Main-it is painful.. Raatko Niche aaraha tha terrace se 2nd floor par light wagairaah on thi nahi wahaan stairs par pair finsla or niche 1st floor par aake rukka..

Babhi-Toh raatko bataa deta doctor k pass chal padtey..

Main-raatko doctor Sam k magical spray ne dard durr kardiya tha mujhe laga normal chot hogi..

Anjali-Toh chal pehle Hospital he ho aatey hain baadmein meeting karlena..

Main-No thanks jaldi jaldi finish karo then chalaa jaaunga..

Main pura dum lagaa k bol raha tha kyunki bc sabkuch ghum raha tha pura dum lagaake main khudko seedha kiye baitha tha..

Meenu ek glass Paani or kuch medicine leke aai.. Bc sabke saamne he ye marwaegi..

Babhi-ye kisliye..?

Main-Haan kisliye..?

Meenu-Doctor k pass jaaega tabtak painkiller lele Dard kam hoga..

Babhi-Haan right lele..

Meenu is so smart..

Maine 2 goliyan khaai..

Main-So good morning everyone.. Kaise ho sablog..?

Jiya-All good tum bataao kaisi rahi holidays..

Main-blasting I am fresh af now..ab jaldi jaldi suru karo kya Milla kya nahi..

Deva-Anjali tum explain karo..

Anjali-so ok humne list banaai ki kon hai jo aisa kar shakta Hai I am sure woh tumhaara personal rival hoga naa ki puri family kaa kyunki agar woh hum sabka dushman hota toh tumhe itana personally target nahi karta.. Iska matlab woh pakka surendra kaa koi aadmi hoga.. Woh bhi shyaana, samajhdaar and rich.. Ab list mein se naam kattney lage most of them are dead and rest are in jail.. Ab jail mein hai iska matlab ye nahi ki woh kuch kar nahi shaktey.. Harman or Vithal dono jail mein Hain toh humne unki puri list nikaali kiss kiss se woh pichle 60 din mein Mille hain wagairaah wagairaah.. Toh unke khilaaf kuch nahi Milla wohlog clean lag rahe hain.. Then kuch suspects bachtey hain jaise ki woh Kalu yaad hai Mohan kaa left hand jiski gaadi k andar gaadi thokdi thi tumne then usko arrest karwaayaa tha..

Main-maine nahi Sam ne thoki thi.. What the fuck tumlog itana andar takk ghuss gaye they..

Anjali-Ofcourse ek suspect naa chhoda jo eligible tha in sabke liye.. Toh woh kalu ab sudhar chuka hai.. Then aaye humaare Ex home minister sahaab jiski wife principal thi tumhaare school mein and tumne dono husband wife ki waat lagaai thi multiple times..

Main- Lucky k mom dad.. Naa wohlog aisa nahi karenge..

Anjali-I know still check karna humaara kaam Tha.. Uske baad aaya woh inspector Abhay or Uska baapu Ramesh.. Unpar bhi najar rakhi but lagta nahi woh bhi honge..

Main-nahi woh bhi Nahi Hain...

Anjali-then Kal subah aaya ek naam aage "Parveen "..

Main-Parveen naam toh suna suna lag raaa hai.. Kon hai ye..

Anjali-Yaad karo Harman kaa bhai Jisne Raju k yahaan Abeer se fight ki thi.. Jab Harman or Vithal ne surender kardiya tha.. Abeer ne almost maardiya tha usse..

Main-Arrey Haan Haan yaad aagaya..

Anjali-Woh gayab hai paisa Harman kaa kaafi hai uske pass chotey motey kaale dhandey abhi bhi karta hai kuch bandey bhi hain sathmein... Kaafi Cash transactions ki hain isne apne khudke account se pichle 6 months mein.. Lekin pichle 3 months se iska account bandh hai keval 2000 rs paddey hain..

Iska mujhe abhi realize hua surely yahi hoga or koi nahi ho shakta.. or jaisa Anjali ne bataaya iss hissab se surely yahi hai.. Iski bhi toh life barbaad kar he dee thi maine.. I mean maine nahi issne khud Abeer se ladna choose kiya tha..

Main-Or koi bacha hai..? Mujhe lagta hai yahi hai..

Deva-Same.. Or koi nahi bacha jiski itani aukaat ho.. Or ye bhi toh pichle 3 - 4 months se gayab he hai.. Aise achanak thodi naa gayab hojaaega woh bina reason..

Main-True that.. Fir isko pakadtey hain..

Anjali-Lagaatey feilding iski bhi..

Deva-Dhyaan se kaafi shyaana horaha hai ye..

Main-Yep..

Deva-Chalo sab set hai matlab.. Dhyaan se aage badhna.. Hum nikaltey hain..

Main-Bye..

Bhai, Abeer or Mangal Party office k liye nikal gaye or Rishi nikala office..

Babhi-Haanji sir chalein hospital...

Main-Aap kyun kasht loge main Chala jaaunga Sam or Ravi ko aane do..

Babhi-Woh uthenge nahi Sunday hai aaj.. Or akela mujhe tujhpar bharosa hai nahi so chal..

Bhenchod Sam or Ravi dhoka degaye Khud so gaye meri gand Marr gayi.. Babhi k sath fans gaya.. Baaki Sab nikal liye police station.. Meenu mere kapdey niche he le aayi uppar jaake nahaane ki himmat nahi thi mujhmein..Painkillers kaafi sahi ashar dikha rahe they headache mein bhi or knee pain mein bhi.. Nahaake maine T-shirt or track pant he pehni kyunki wahaan bc xray wagairaah karenge toh ashaani hogi.. Main Ready hua toh babhi bhi ready thi.. Pehli baar babhi itani jaldi ready hui thi shayad.. Nahaane k baad kaafi farak padda mind par chakkar kam aarahe they abhi.. Or gajab baat ye thi ki gaadi babhi drive karne waali thi matlab or bhi gajab.. 9 baj gaye they.. Babhi ne apni audi he Lee... Or hum chal paddey manjil ki taraf chalo bc ek kaam acha hua piche se Meenu saaf safaai karwaa degi..

Main-babhi wahaan takk pohanchtey-2 shyaam hojaaegi agar aise chaalaoge toh...

Babhi-Shut up.. Tu Ruhi ko inform kardey toh..

Maine Ruhi ko call kiya..

Ruhi - Good Morning Janaab..

Main-Morning.. Sun mere knee mein chott lag gayi or shayad bone dislocation kaa problem hai.. Main abhi aaraha hun...

Ruhi-Ok OK aaja tabtak main doctor ko inform kardeti hun..

Main-tu doctor nahi hai kya..

Ruhi-Main Neurosurgeon hun gadhe.. Tumhaare injury k liye orthopedic surgeon caahiye hoga.. Jo 10.30 baje aati hai hospital.. Pehle bulaa leti hun usko..

Main-what the fuck mujhe laga terese he kaam chal jaaega.. Chal aaraha main doctor ko bol jaldi aaye befaltu kaa time nahi hai mere pass..

Ruhi-Ok..

Call disconnected..

Finally after 3 days of driving humlog hospital pohanchey.. Just kidding hum 9.30 baje hospital pohanchey gaadi park ki or main aaram se niche uttara and fir ek pair se kudta hua andar aaya.. ThankGod lift chaalu thi usme cadhke humlog 1st floor par aaye or Ruhi k cabin k saamne pohanchey... Bahaar Ruhi ki PA baithi thi humein dekhtey he andar inform kiya and hum aaye andar.. Babhi or Ruhi kaa milaap hua.. Girlish things you know.. Or main andar aatey he chair par baitha..

Ruhi-Oh my god aisha kya kar raha tha tu.?

Main-kuch kiya he toh nahi yahi toh problem hai girrgaya...

Ruhi-Aww! That's sad.. Doc bus aane he waali hai.. Babhi kya loge aap tea, coffee, juice...

Babhi-Nothing Paani kaafi hai abhi breakfast karke he aaye they...

Ruhi ne Paani mangwaaya..

Ruhi-tOh hero kahaan kahaan ghum k aaya..

Main - Shimla Dehradun then Delhi..

Ruhi-Mujhe bhi le chalta kameene..

Main-seconds k hissab se plan bana babhi se puch...

Ruhi-cool cool.. Next time sath chalenge.

Babhi-Sab challenge..

Main-Yeah ek baar main saari problems solve karlun..

Babhi kaa phone baja toh woh uthke bahaar chali gayi or jaatey he Ruhi bolli...

Ruhi-Listen good news hai...

Main-Kya..?

Ruhi-Teri friend aarahi hai yahaan..?

Main-kon..?kaise..?

Ruhi-Ananya..

Main-wait what the fuck..

Ruhi-yep uski dadi k routine checkup k liye harr 2nd Sunday aati hain wohlog.. Dono behnein..

Main-Shabbas.... Gajab.. I love you..

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Update-174(Meeting In Jail)



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Babhi andar aagayi baithi mere bagal mein.. Gajab Anaa se mulaqat Sunday k din..

Khair humlog ne thodi derr gappe maare then Bahaar se PA ne inform kiya ki Anaa or Tara aai hain.. Toh Ruhi ne usse kahaa ki bole Patient ko Saamne waale OPD room mein settle karwaae....

And unko andar bhejdey..

2 minute baad fir Ruhi k room kaa gate khulla and Tara And Anaa andar aai.. andar kya Dil Mein he aagayi kyunki Anaa ne yellow and blackish salwaar suit pehna tha bhenchod sab system he hang hogaya ek baar ko toh Dard ko bhi bhoolgaya tha main.. She was looking too hot..

Khair back to present.. Woh dono andar aai toh Tara ne babhi ko pehchaana I don't know kaise but woh dono ek dusare ko jaantey they.. Tara Babhi k Galle milli..

Tara-how are you Babhi ji..?

Babhi- I am fine as always what about you..?

Tara-I am great...

Main-Hi good Morning guys..

Tara-oho ho Mr AP is also here.. Good Morning Sir..

Anaa-Morning AP.. Morning Ruhi di..

Woh dono baithi wahaan par...Then Ruhi wahaan se khaddi hui shayad unki dadi kaa checkup wagairaah k liye..

Ruhi-Babhi the doctor will be here in 2 minutes I'll be back in a few...

Babhi-No problem..

Ye bolke Ruhi chali gayi wahaan se...

Main-You guys know each other..

Maine Tara Or babhi se pucha..

Tara - Yeah ofcourse..we met at few parties by now..

Babhi-yep...

Oh party se he Jaan pehchaan hogayi.. Gajab idhar bhenchod Khaana or Ladkiyaan taadne se time naa milta parties mein.. Or daru ho toh fir kuch naa caahiye..

Tara-Oh by the way babhi Meet her Ananya my sister.. And Anaa meet Deepika Babhi..

Anaa-Hello babhi..

Babhi-Hello Anaa.. You are looking so cute..

Anaa-Thank you so do you..

Babhi-Thank-you..

Tara - So what happened babhi hospital mein kaise..? All good..?

Babhi-AP happened...

Tara-Matlab..?

Babhi-Ye hero ko chot lagi hai....

Anaa-Oh God what happened.. Ye itani chot kaise lagi..?

Tara-This looks bad.. Jarur koi naa koi stunt kar rahe hoge...

Main-Nahi just normal routine work and then off the stairs I go..

Tara-Thoda aankh kholke chala karo sir.. Itani chot agar routine work mein he khaa letey ho toh fir kya kehne..

Tabhi Room kaa gate khulla or ek lady andar aai jissne doctor ki uniform pehni thi usko dekhtey he main pehchaan gaya.. Ye wahi chodu doctor thi jab Surendra k end k baad humlog hospital mein they naa tab yahi thi meri Incharge bc gand maardi thi ussne Goli or injections se.. Uppar se chutti na di jaldi se woh alag.. Dikhne mein kaafi theek thaak thi woh.. Reena naam tha uska..

Doctor - Hello AP..

Main - No way you are my doctor..

Ye sunke usko hansi aagayi kyunki woh bhi pehchaan gayi maine kitana sunaaya tha usko..

Doctor-Yes I am.. Sadly..

Main-Ohk I think I am fine mera Dard durr hogaya ekdum se I am fit as a horse... Lets go babhi..

Ye sunke woh doctor or jor jor se Hassne lagi..

Babhi-Chup chaap khadda ho and aaja..

Main-Ye psycho doctor hai babhi last time jab aaya tha naa itane injection lagaadiye they ki puri life injection naa lene padein mujhe.. Or tablets itani ek time par ki Galle mein bhi naa aae.. And then discharge nahi kiya mereko..

Tara-(hanste hue) stop being so scared AP go with her..

Main-agar mujhe admit kiya naa toh main ye hospital ko sue kardunga..

Doctor-Woh toh tumhe dekhne k baad maalum chalega..

Finally me and babhi khadey hue and uske sath chal diye..

Anaa-Take care AP..

Main-I will..

Thankfully uss Doctor kaa cabin baaju mein he tha.. Ussne mujhe ek bed par baithaaya aise ki meri taang niche latkein.. And then woh dekhne lagi meri injury.. Dabaa Dabaa k woh bhi..

Main-Aaram se thoda please Haan..

Doctor - OK broken bone nahi hai for sure.. Confirmation k liye CT scan karna padega..

Main-or uski report kitani derr mein aayengi..

Doctor - Maximum half hour..

Main-half hour se 1 second uppar hui and I'll leave..

Doct-Deal...

Uske baad woh mujhe leke dusare room mein aai jahaan par CT scan hua Mera bhenchod ajeeb chodu chodu machines rakhi thi wahaan alien wagairaah kaa ilaaj bhi hota hoga bc idhar.. Khair scan k baad main waapis uss doctor k cabin mein aake baitha.. Socha tha bc Anaa k sath chit chat karne kaa mouka millega lekin nahi aisi kismat kahaan hai humaari.. Khair thodi derr baad report leke woh doctor aagayi or ussne confirm kiya ki broken bone nahi hai dislocated hai surgery ki jarurat nahi hai waise he theek hojaaega.. Painkillers, Massage tube wagairaah wagairaah bataai ussne... Thoda rest dun 24 hours takk then halki halki exercise start karun... Chalo sastey mein chutt gaya warna befaltu padda rehna padta.. Uske cabin se bahaar aaya main...

Babhi - Tu Ruhi k pass jaa main medicines le aati hun then challenge..

Main - Sure..

Main Ruhi k cabin mein aaya toh Ruhi Anaa or Tara bahaar he khadey they cabin k..

Ruhi-Aaiye sir.. Bach gaye aap toh..

Main-Tu kya chaahti hai surgery hojaani thi meri..

Ruhi-mereko paisa toh ussi se jyaada milta...

Main-hehe he very funny Ruhi very funny..

Ruhi-24 hours rest lena OK...

Main-Ruhi open your eyes it's me there is no rest in my life...

Ruhi-true....

Main-So Dadiji kaisi hain...

Tara-Fit and fine all thanks to Ruhi..

Main-i know she is a great doctor..

Ruhi-Tara come with me for a sec main medicines likhwaa deti hun..

Tara-Sure..

Ruhi is so smart ab wahaan bache main or Anaa..

Anaa-so you are back in town..

Main-Yep..

Anaa-Bataaya bhi nahi tumne.. You said ki aatey he call karoge..

Main-I just came back last night that too late.. Uske baad ye chott lag gayi and Insabke bich I forgot to call you..

Anaa-it's ok.. Make sure tum rest do apni knee ko..

Main-Haan kind of Sunday hai waise bhi..

Anaa-so college kab aarahe ho..

Main-Kal I guess agar sab theek raha toh..

Anaa-Agar theek ho tabhi aana warna rukkjaana ghar he...

Main-yep...

Anaa-Everyone is missing you kaafi time se college nahi aaye ho tum... Bichmein aae they uss din bhi chale gaye jaldi..

Main-Duty calls you know..

Anaa-Waise uska kya chal raha hai..?

Main-kiska..?

Anaa-Jo tumhe maarne ki dhamki deraha tha...

Main-Nothing... Koi dhamki wamki naa deraha mujhe I am chilling..

Anaa-Sure..

Main-Yeah..believe me No one is trying to kill me..

Anaa-ok ok..

Main-By the way you are looking very cute in this suit.. Like cuter then ever..

Anaa-Awe! Thank you AP..

Main-college mein kyun nahi pehenti ho suits tum..? Tumpar bahot ache lagtey hain..

Anaa-I feel awkward not a salwaar suit girl.. But still I love them..

Main-I am telling you right now you look beautiful in this.. You should wear more suits..

Anaa-OK sure if you say so..

Tabhi babhi medicines leke aai wahaan par..

Babhi-Ready..??

Main-Yep.. By the way Meet Anaa...

Babhi-I met her already..

Main-naa.. Meet now as my friend.. She is in same class with me..

Babhi-I knew that too..

Anaa-hehe he...

Main-Great.. Bye Anaa...

Babhi-Bye Ananya..

Anaa-Buy guys take care..

Hum dono wahaan se bahaar aae babhi car leke aai or humlog nikale ghar ki taraf.. Raaste mein Anjali kaa call aaya mujhe..

Main-Yo..

Anjali-Yo boss Parveen naa millraha naa he koi khojj khabar uski..uska harr address Adda chaan maara humlog ne.. Lekin no clue.

Main-ok thats bad..

Anjali-Toh kya karein..

Main-Listen Ye Harman or Vithal konsi jail mein Hai..

Anjali-Central mein... Apne he waali..

Main-wahaan k Superintendent se baat karo or meri meeting fix karwaao dono k sath...

Anjali - ek kaam karo SP sir se baat karlo ek baar tum woh easily karwaadenge ye kaam mereko kaafi calls karne padenge..

Main-OK..

Anjali-But kya woh information denge..

Main-Denge nahi toh jaaenge kahaan..?

Anjali-OK..

Main-I'll call you back..

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Babhi-jail hai woh naa ki hotel.. Jail mein kon meeting fix karwaata hai bhaisahaab..

Main-Main karwaadeta hun..

Maine Mangal ko call kiya...

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Sun ye apni central jail haina uske Superintendent k pass call kar or boll meri meeting fix karwaae Harman or Vithal k sath aaj he..

Mangal - kya hua..?

Main-Parveen naa millraha...

Mangal-toh wohlog bataadenge information..?

Main--Bataana padega.. Tu meeting karwaa or ek kaam Kar ussko mera number de bol call kare mujhe..

Mahal-OK boss..

Call disconnected..

Babhi-karna kya caah raha hai tu..

Main-Harman ko surely maalum hoga Parveen kahaan hai thoda darraaunga yaa laalch dunga toh Maan jaaega..

Babhi-Ok.. Ok..

Humlog haweli pohanchey he they ki mere pass unknown number se call aaya Superintendent kaa he tha woh...

Superi-Hello.. Haan AP bhai bol rahe hain..

Main-Haan..

Super - Ji Haan Mangal bhai Sahaab kaa call aagaya tha baat hogayi meri jaise he number diya unhone maine call kardiya..

Main-Achaa toh kiss time aaun..

Super-Jab aapka mann kare aajaao.. Koi dikkat nahi hai..

Main-Sambhaal lena sab.

Super-Ji hojaaega..

Main-OK dophar takk aata hun main..

Super - Ji jarur..

Call disconnected...

I am sure Harman Maan jaaega aise nahi toh waise maanana he padega..

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Maine Mangal ko call karke boldiya ki mere sath challe dopehar mein lunch k baad maine dawaai Lee or Sam ne Maalish ki mere knee ki badle mein mere shoes lega woh 1 week ki Maalish 40000 ki padd jaaegi.. But kaafi aaram horaha tha usase.. Khair Mangal Or Abeer dono 4 baje takk free hue or fir ghar aae uske baad Main Abeer Or Mangal Jail k liye nikale RR mein.. Jail Pohanchey toh Superintendent Gate par he milgaya..

Super-Aaiye bhai sahaab aaiye..

Humlog uske office mein aaye toh dekha currently saaf safaai hui thi jail mein shayad humaare aane se pehle..

Main-lol Superintendent sahaab jail kaa incpection karne nahi aaye humlog jo aaj he kaam karwaaya hai..

Super-Ji woh dhyaan toh rakhna padta hai..

Main-cool cool..

Humlog uske cabin mein aaye wahaan Sofa or chair thi toh hum teeno sofas par baithey..

Main-Bulaalo dono ko..

Super-ji..

2 minute baad gate khulla or Vithal or Harman andar aaye.. Bc kya haalat hogayi thi unki.. Kya se kya hogaye.. Motey tagdey se bc half hogaye they vithal kaniya toh or jyaada kaana hogaya tha.. Humein wahaan dekhtey he dono solid chownkey...

Main-Hathkaddi kholdo inki kahin naa jaaenge..

Guard ne hathkaddi kholi unki or sab bahaar nikal gaye..

Main-Baitho beta..

Harman-Ab kya rehgaya.. Or kuch bhi karna baaki tha kya..

Main-naa socha jabse tumhe jail bheja hai mulaqat nahi hui hai Surendra ko bhi tapkaa diya tum sabka wajood bhi mitta diya or aakhiri bache ho tum 2 iss Nassal k milna jaruri tha..

Vithal- main pehle he bataadun humne kuch bhi nahi kiya hai naa he karwaaya hai..

Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Lekin Tumhaare Jaananey waalon mein se kissi ne jarur kuch kiya hai..

Vithal-kya matlab..

Main - Jo iska bhai haina chota Parveen woh bhaisahaab yahaan bahaar meri feilding lagaa rahe hain chupp chupke.. Or mere pass time nahi hai ki main usse dhundata firrun.. Marrna toh usse hai he lekin agar tu meri help kardega toh tera bhi faayda kar jaaega woh marrtey-2..

Harman - Main kya help karunga teri..

Main-Mujhe tumhaare addon ki list caahiye jiska kissi ko nahi maalum.. Or baaki Parveen k baare mein jo bhi jaanta hai tu..

Harman-Or Mera kya faayda isme...

Main-OK ginn lena.. Number 1). Teri gand nahi futtegi.. 2).Jinda bach jaaega tu.. 3).Teri jail kam Karwaadunga main.. 4). Jail k andar bhi thodi dhang ki utilities milti rahengi tujhe.

Harman-Jail mein kaise maarega mujhe tu..

Main-bhosdk jo banda tujhe jail k andar se apne samne bulaake jail superintendent k office mein ussi ki kursi par baithkar meeting kar shakta Hai woh kya kuch nahi karwaa shakta... Lawde sabse aashaan toh jail mein he marwaana hai.. Food poisoning kaa naam suna he hoga.. Bus fir..

Harman-Lekin kyun..? Humein marwaake millega kya..

Main-kuch nahi bus mann halka hojaaega.. Itani fatt rahi hai Toh tu aisa mouka he naa de chup chaap bataadey.. Waise bhi tere kya kaam kaa woh.. Last time bhi toh tune chhod he diya tha usse marrne ko..badle mein bc jail mein vip cell dilwaadunga tumhe araam se rehna.. TV fan dhangkaa Khaana peena..

Vithal-Bataa he dey bhenchod kya kaam aaega Parveen humaare.. Saala dalla toh hai he woh...

Harman-Theek hai.. Bataata hun..

Main-Shabbas..

Harman-Lekin badle mein tumhe bhi meri ek madad karni padegi..

Main-Done.. Bol kya..

Harman - Woh baadmein bataaUnga kabhi..

Main-Kuch Chutiyaapa nahi hona caahiye..

Harman-nahi hoga..

Main-Done then.. Bol ab..

Harman-kuch 3-4 haftey pehle aakhiri baar Milla tha mujhse woh.. Terese badla lene kaa kuch plan banaaya tha ussne.. Kya woh nahi maalum..

Main-Woh mujhe maalum Hai tu address or bataa dey.. Ye le..

Maine Pen or copy dee usko jispar ussne 4-5 addresses likhdiye...

Main-Inke alaawa koi jagah..

Harman-nahi itana paisa nahi hai uske pass ki or jagah khareedey befaltu ki.. inhi mein se ek jagah par millega..

Main-Shabbas.. Superintendent..

Awaaj sunke woh superintendent andar aaya..

Main-Inn dono ko vip cell mein rakho.. Or ek baar keval ek baar mere pass phone karne kaa mouka dena..

Superi-Ji..

Main-OK Harman Vithal nice seeing you thanks for the cooperation..

Ye bolke humlog bahaar aaye..or bahaar aatey he maine inn addresses ki photo kinch k Anjali k pass bhejdi.. Then usko call kiya..

Main-Ek photo bheji hai 4 address hain.. Rajat, Deepak, Ajay or Jiya ko 4on par najar rakhne ko bolo Parveen inhi mein se ek mein Hai for sure..

Anjali-Great..

Main-Lekin keval najar rakhni hai koi harkat merese puche bina nahi karni.. Caahe wahaan kuch bhi horaha ho... Parveen se matlab nahi hai mujhe.. Mereko uske through Kaali Takk pohanchna hai..

Anjali-You got it boss..

Call disconnected..

Hum teeno gaadi mein aaye or ghar ki taraf nikale..

Abeer-Mujhe nahi lagta Parveen ne kaali ko apne sath rakha hoga..

Main-Haan.. Kyunki usko bhi pata hai woh already wanted hai toh usske pakkade Jaane k chances high hain or Kaali ko dusari taraf koi jaanta nahi toh Parveen apne sath sath usko nahi rakhega...

Mangal-Jitana lamba plan usne kiya hai jitana Jorr lagaaya hai ussne uss hissab se I am sure ki woh pakkadey Jaane k baad apna munh bhi nahi kholega.

Main-Yep.. Lekin ek baar woh miljaae toh koi naa koi clue mill he jaaega.. Uske munh kholne ki jarurat nahi hai..

Mangal-Ye bhi hai..

Main-Tujhe kya lagta hai woh fir mere saamne aaega..

Mangal-Absolutely aaega abtak toh woh dekh chuka hai tu kitana darrta hai usase toh jaise he tu akela millega woh fir aaega..

Abeer-Or bc Agar tu usko face karle toh saara kissa he khatam hojaaega...

Mangal-Haan bc niptaa he dena gun rakh apne pass 24x7...

Main-Oh hell no bhenchod.. Trigger naa dabbne waala mujhse...

Mangal - Scared little bitch you are..

Main-Shut the fuck up...

Humlog shyaam 7.30 takk haweli pohanchey andar aaye kapdey change kiye.. Maine maalish karwaai knee ki Sam se.. Thodi derr gappe maare tabtak dinner time hogaya.. Dinner k baad main apne room mein aaya.. Late nigh Anjali, Ami, Abeer, Sam and Ravi Unn 4 addresses par chale jaaenge taaki Jiya and baaki log ki jagah le shakein raat mein.. Main room mein aaya ab movies he bachi thi dekhne ko toh "The Irishman" puri chuss gaya main 3.5 ghantey k aas pass thi bc cigarettes khatam hogayi thi.. Movie k baad dawaai wagairaah Lee or fir nind aagayi jo ki achi baat thi... Beshak aai 3 he ghantey lekin aagayi woh kaafi achi baat hai.. Subah main time se he uthgaya.. Pair mein theek thaak farak tha 50% kaam hogaya tha.. Ab Sam or baaki najar rakhe hue hain puri raat se toh woh aaenge toh soenge he aatey he toh maine socha college ghum aata hun.. Issliye Main fresh hua then nahaa dhoke apni 2-3 books leke niche aaya Babhi or Meenu dono he niche milli mujhe...

Babhi-Kahan college jaaraha??

Main-Yep.. Baaki Sab aaj busy he rehney waale hain toh socha college he chala jaaun..

Babhi-Dard nahi hai ab..?

Main - Naa kaafi sahi hai...

Babhi-Baith naasta karle..

Maine naasta kiya then garage aaya toh Maserati ekdum chakka chakk khaddi thi aaj he dhoi gayi thi.. Issliye ussi ko leke nikala main college... College pohancha toh cigarette Ki bhayaanak talab lagi thi toh seedha canteen aaya classes kaa time hua nahi tha abhi toh canteen mein kaafi cehal pehal thi..as usual puri Abhi gang wahaan baithi thi.. Anaa bhi wahin thi..

Main-Morning guys..

Sab-Morning AP..

Abhi-aa baith...

Main-5 minutes mein aaya..

Abhi-ok..

Main seedha andar aaya guffa mein toh bhenchod andar bhi cigarette khatam hogayi thi..

Main-Oye Laxman..

Laxman-Ji bhai.

Main - Andar cigarette naa Hai be..

Laxman-Yelo..

Main-Thanks..Coffee banaadey ek..

Lax-Ji bhai..

Maine andar aake cigarette jalaai bc Pehli ghunt mein chain aaya sareer ko.. Talab lagi thi bhayanak.. Cigarette finish karke mouthfreshner leke main bahaar aaya.. Or Abhi gang k sath baitha..

Ashish - Or kaise bhai.. Pair mein kya hua..

Main-Chot lag gayi thi thodi..

Ashish - Sam Rohit Ravi kidhar gaye..

Main-I don't know actually maybe koi kaam mein he lage honge...

Laxman coffee Le aaya.. Tabhi mere piche se Shubham mere pass aaya hath mein newspaper leke..

Shubham-Ye dekho bhai kya chaapela hai...

Main-kya..

Shubham ne mujhe newspaper diya toh local news ki first post padhke he meri gand fatt gayi... Kyunki headline thi "AP ki Jaan ko kisase hai khatra???" or niche kya likha tha uska deatil version suno..

"Jaisa ki aap jaantey hain jabse AP waapis aaye hain media mein sabse uppar chaaye hue hain ek baar fir aisa hua hai lekin kaaran thoda darraavna hai abki baar ji Haan" AP ki Jaan Hai khatre mein " afwaaein toh pehle he chal rahi thi lekin Kal ki ghatnaaon ne in afwaaon ko sach saabit kardiya Hai Ji Haan Kal Shyaam AP Khud central jail gaya tha or wahaan bandh Mashoor gangster Vithal Or uske Right hand Harman se Milla ye baat yaad dilwaadun Indono ko AP ne he jail bheja tha... Or jail mein mojuud humaare Sutron K mutaabik jo AP ki Jaan k piche padda hai woh koi or nahi balki Harman kaa bhai or Mashoor Criminal Parveen Verma hai.. Ji Haan iss baat kaa kaaran spasht nahi ho paaya hai lekin kahaa jaa shakta Hai ki Parveen AP se badla lena caahta hai uske bhai kaa.. Aapko bataadein ki Parveen Verma kaafi khatarnaak gunda hai issliye ye dekhna dilchasp hoga ki AP or Deva ji isspar kaise react kartey Hain.. Lekin jo bhi ho humein lagta hai ki AP ne isse seriously liya hai issiliye woh khud Jail jaake Harman se Milla....

Nice dude nice... Bhenchod criminal khud kuch kar paaein yaa naa paaein media waale unki help jarur kardenge bhenchod... Maine uski photo lee or Anjali Sam Abeer k pass bhejdi..and Anjali ko call kiya... Tabtak Abhi gang newspaper padhney lagi..

Anjali - Yo..

Main-.. Maine pic bheji hai woh dekh or baaki ko bhi inform kardey...

Anjali-ok..

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Main Mast coffee peeney laga tabtak Baaki log ne bhi newspaper padhliya.. Or woh kaafi shock hue hona he tha inhe kya maalum bhenchod Jaan ki dhamki kya hoti hai.. Sabse jyaada shocked Anaa hui abtak kuch feelings toh uske mann mein bhi aai hongi mere liye..
Ashish - Ye kya haibe..
Main--wahi same old same old..
Ashish - Ye sach hai kya..
Juth bhi naa bol shakta tha bc kyunki jail waali theory sach he thi..
Main-Haan kind of true..
Ashish - Or tu idhar baithke coffee pee raha hai..
Main-Toh kya karun bc.. Khaana peena chhod dun iss jaise daily 36 aatey hain dhamki dene waale.. Shakal dekh uss Parveen ki tujhe lagta hai mujhe ghanta farak padega iss bandey se..
Ajit - Fir bhi bhai dhyaan rakha Kar..
Main-Mera dhyaan humessa he hota haibe..

Mouni-It's absurd ki kaise log tumhaare piche paddey hain.. It sucks..

Main-Yep.. Yep..

Ashish - By the way kya kiya tha tune iska..

Main-Woh kand yaad hai jab main or Abeer Ajit k ghar gaye they jahaan Vithal or Harman ko Raju uncle ne bulaaya tha samjhaane k liye ki surrender kardey.. Wahaan Parveen ko foda tha naa Abeer ne coma mein raha tha kaafi time..

Ash-Abe Haan bc ye jinda kaise bach gaya tha uss din..

Main-No idea.. Bc maine toh isko maara bhi nahi naa he marwaaya still sabse pehle mujhe dhamki detey hain.. Inse hona Jaana kuch hai nahi media ko story mill jaati hai.. Opposition waalon ko topic mill jaata hai..

Ashi-Side effects of being Most Popular Person in Haryana..

Main-Haan bc..

Ajit-Toh ye kitana serious hai..

Main-No idea i dont care anyways... Serious ho yaa prank mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Fuck bhenchod ab ye nikal jaaega maadarchod ye newspaper waalon ki Maa chod dunga main.. Maine he abhi dekha hai ye newspaper ussne toh subah he dekhliya hoga or game samjh gaya hoga.. Fuck..

Main uthke Guffa ki side aaya ek cigarette kaafi help karti hai stress mein.. Main aaya he tha ki mera phone baja local landline number tha jo maine pick kiya..

Main-Yello..

Toh saamne se ek aadmi ki awaaj aai...

Aadmi-Hello.... Ek baar ko toh tumne darra he diya tha mujhe

Main-Kon haibe..

Aadmi-Parveen..

Main-Darraunga nahi beta maarunga tujhe kuttey ki mout woh bhi..

Parveen-Main samjh gaya tha jab Balwan ki marrne ki khabbar pata chali lekin mujhe ye nahi maalum tha tu mujh takk pohanch jaaega.. Kyunki mujhe toh Balwan bhi nahi jaanta tha.. Lekin aaj jab mere aadmiyon ne mujhe akhbaar dikhaaya toh main samjh gaya mera saala woh kaayar bhai apna munh khol chukka hoga.. Saala gaddar.. Waise bhi mujhe koi farak nahi padta usko khudko nahi maalum main kahaan hun..

Main-Jaaega kahaan kabtak bhaagega dhyaan rakhna jinda toh nahi chhodunga tujhe.. Or jitana time tu bhaagega utani he teri mout dardnaak hogi...

Parveen-Woh toh baad ki baat hai agar main gaya toh bhi tera friend toh hai he woh dekhlega tujhe.. Dekha maine kaise kuttey k maafik bhaagta hai tu uske saamne.. Gajab Haan.. Hahahahahah...Waise Haan newspaper se yaad aaya abhi thodi derr mein News18 channel dekhna naa bhullna... Thoda surprise hai tere liye .. See you soon AP..

Call disconnected..

Ab ye kya nayi bakchodi kargaya bhenchod.. Main waapis bahaar aaya Guffa se bina cigarette piye..

Main-Laxman TV kaa remote kidhar haibe..

Laxman- Ashish k pass he hoga..

Ashish - Mere pass.. Rukk jaa be Mast match chal raha hai last minutes goal caahiye..

Main--bc idhar de goal tera kardunga warna main....

Maine Ashish se remote cheena..

Main-Ye bc News18 kahaan millega isme..

Ashish - Menu se news channel nikaal le unhi mein hoga...

Finally maine News18 channel dhunda toh bhenchod uspar advertisements chal rahi thi..

Ashish - Gajab... Chappal ki add dikhaane k liye match bandh karwaaya tune..

Main - Chup be.. Mera naya koi kand aane waala hai isspar..

Ashish - ab kya kiya tune bc..

Main - Don't know.. Channel change naa kariyo..

Main wahaan se side mein aaya or Rishi ko call kiya.

Rishi-Yo..

Main-Abe jaldi se ek kaam Kar ek news channel hai News18 uspar merese related koi news chalne waali hai phone karke rukwaa de toh..

Rishi-News18 kiska channel hai maalum?? Shreya Chaudhary kaa.

Main-mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..

Rishi-Uski Maa Sudha Chaudhary hai bhoolgaya union minister..

Main - Fuck bhenchod.. Ab farak padta hai.. Kuch ho shakta Hai..

Rishi-Ho jaaega lekin bahot badi problem hojaaegi fir..

Main-tu rehney dey bhosdk..

Call disconnected..

Chang ko call karke faayda nahi tha woh itana jaldi call back nahi karega.. Priyanka hell yeah Priyanka..

Maine turant Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priya-Yo boss..

Main-Ek channel Hai News18 uspar merese related koi Chutiyaapa chalne waala hai or main usse rukwaa nahi shakta.. Toh kya tu Kuch Kar shakti hai jisase woh channel news naa dikha paae..

Priya-I mean i can hack in there server... Lekin woh temporarily he hoga thodi derr baad server waapis up hojaaega.. Toh news challa denge woh..

Main-Temporary toh kar... Jaldi or naam nahi aana caahiye tera durr durr takk.. Jaldi kar..

Priya-On it..

Call disconnected..

Main waapis seat par aaya toh abhi bhi ads he chal rahi thi.. Lekin bhenchod ads k sath niche highlights likhi aarahi thi...."Biggest News of the day " exclusively on News18 at 9.40 am fuck bhenchod 5 minutes he baaki hain.. Agar 5 minutes mein Priyanka ye kar paai toh bc she is a God..

Abhi- AP vs Parveen... Highlight dekh be.

Maine dekha toh Taglines aane lag gayi thi bhenchod.." AP a liar? "..

Main-Chalo kamse kam question mark toh hai... "Power In Wrong Hands??"... Bc mere pass toh power hai bhi nahi.. Saara sab log millke meri he maar lo.. Or kuch toh millega nahi..

Lucky-lol..

Ads end ho chuki thi or overlay challu hogaya tha.. Fuck..

Maine Priyanka ko call kiya..

Priyanka-Just a few minutes...

Main-Jaldi utana toh time he nahi hai..

Channel par saamne ek maal se News Anchor aachuki thi bc ye toh Shreya he hai..

Shreya-Good Morning Guys... Chownk gaye naa mujhe iss time dekh k... Lekin kya karein aaj Shyaam kaa segment subah shift karna padd raha hai... Toh suruwaat kartey hain aaj k sabse bade topic se..

Main-Priyanka faster please...

Shreya -aaj subah k newspaper jaise aaplog ne padhe honge toh aapne dekha hoga aajki sabse badi highlight thi AP or Parveen ki dushmani... Sabko lag raha tha ye maatar ek afwaah hai.. Lekin isss....

And channel blank..

Priya-Done..

Main-Holy fuck that was close...

Priya-maximum 1 ghanta hai apne pass..

Main-You are a God..

Call disconnected..

Maine call cut kiya toh puri abhi gang mujhe he ghurr rahi thi..

Main-what.?

Lucky-No way you just stopped one of the biggest news channels in this country...

Main-Oh hell no maine kuch nahi kiya seriously.. Main khud wait kar raha tha news kaa.. Ab jaake pata karna padega kya tha.. Tumlog bhi chalo class kaa time hogaya Riti mam ek ko bhi naa enter karne degi dekhlena..

Abhi-Oh shit.. Time dekho be...

Ye sun woh sablog uthey seats se or turant nikal gaye or ab main nikala canteen se lekin jaise he nikala toh wahaan Anaa khaddi milli mujhe.. Or shakal se woh kaafi gusse mein lag rahi thi..

Main-Hi.. Kya hua..?

Anaa-You lied to me AP..

Main-Oh hell no.. Maine kya juth bola..

Anaa-yaad nahi kal kya kahaa tha tumne ki "believe me no one is trying to kill me"...

Ussne meri nakal kartey hue kaha jisse dekh mujhe hansi aagayi.

Main-Actually Haan mujhe bhi shyaam ko he pata chala tha toh tumhe kaise bataata.. Tabtak toh sab theek he tha.. Or waise bhi aise ye chote mote log lage rehtey hain attention paane k liye Haan nothing serious at all..

Anaa-Toh agar serious nahi hai toh abhi kahaan jaarahe ho..?

Main-Investigate karne ki kya caahiye bhaisahaab ko..

Anaa-Please take care AP.. dhyaan rakha karo..

Main-Don't worry.

Anaa- so waapis kab aaoge college next month..?

Main-Are naa naa.. Main call karunga tumhe don't worry...

Anaa-OK then.. I'll be waiting.. Please take care..

Ye bolke woh class ki taraf nikal gayi.. Haaaash..!!! Ek baar ko toh saari problems bhool gaya tha main.. Matlab baat aage badh rahi hai... Yahi toh caahiye.. Ek bar bhenchod iss gandu se nipat lun.. Fir dekhunga..

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