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Update-281(Hari Destroyed)

Khair main hotel pohancha 7:45 par.. .. Gaadi park ki andar aane se pehle Chang kaa call aagaya...

Chang-Boss it's live. On TV.

Main-On tv itani jaldi??

Chang - Yep.. 7:15 baje leak kardiya tha abhi sab local news waale dikha rahe hain...

Main-Oh hell fucking yeah.. Letme see.. Tu line par reh..

Main-Aditi TV kidhar hai yahaan ??

Aditi-Dinning hall mein sir.. Aaiye...

Ye bol main uske sath sath aaya toh bhenchod gand Marr gayi kyunki dinning hall mein sablog breakfast kar rahe they college waale.. Nicki Mam Sam Ravi Rohit Anaa wagairaah Sab they wahaan bc...

Ravi--Waah bc waah.. Abhi aaraha hai..

Main-Remote kidhar hai??

Ravi - Remote naa Hai lawda hilaa Lee naa tu bhosdk mera..

Aditi-Sir remote..

Maine remote leke local news lagaai...

Sam-Kya kar raha haibe..??

Main-Bhenchod 2 minute toh chup raho munh fod dunga good news dekho saamne...

Ravi-Lawda jhant movie hai Good news..

Main-Teri gand aisi jagah se todunga main ki feviquick he kaam aaegi bus.. Operation wagairaah naa ho paaega... Saamne dekh..

Humein dekh Nicki mam bhi udhar aai.. Mere kaan par still Phone tha jisme Chang bolraha Tha..

Main--Millgaya mujhe I'll call you back..

Call disconnected...

Saamne bc live chal raha tha documents dikhaa rahe they,full aag lagi thi.. Hari k kand ginaa rahe they.. Kya kya bol rahe they bc.. Sabki najar TV par he thi.. Hari k kand sab public ho chuke they or ye public information ab public takk pohanchegi toh ye public gand maarlegi sarkaar ki bc.. Interesting...

Sam-Ye kya kardiya be??

Main-Maine 2 ghanton mein ek businessman ko Himachal Pardesh kaa most wanted criminal bana diya..

Ravi-Oh my god.. This is insane.. What the hell. Ye toh gaya... Khatam hai bhai ab ye...

Main - Saamne dekh..

Fir unhone Hari vs meri fight dikhaai jisme mujhe bahot achaa dikhaya gaya or Hari toh chud he gaya tha toh mereko Hero banaadiya basically...

Main-Nice bc ye meri photo alag deni padegi Inko yahi chalaatey rehtey hain sab...

Rohit-This is insane..

Tab Mere pass aaya bhai kaa call...

Deva-Don't tell me ye tune kiya hai??

Main-Yep woh bhi akele yelog so rahe they..

Deva-AP this is fucking Great...this is insane gajab kardiya tune...

Main-yep.. Ab riots wagairaah suru ho he jaaenge apne aap bahot bure waale . Apne neta log ko bolo sympathy gain karein.. Isteefa he maanglein CM or ministry kaa seedha sabse pehle.. I don't give a fuck kon kon road par aaega... Iss hafte k andar sarkaar caahiye mujhe apni.. Mla bhaagenge sab ab..

Deva-Rishi Nikal gaya hai yahaan se chopper mein, aaj shyaam takk saare bhaagne waale mla apne pass honge. Bina kuch kiye he call aane lag gaye hain mere pass party se juddne k liye...Even Sab MLA's ko bhi pata hai ab sarkaar girregi kyunki Hari unka sabse bada supporter tha public k liye bhi cm kaa khass tha woh wahaan par.. Cm ne bahot baar publicly jaaheer kiya hai ye ki Hari uska turup kaa ikka hai..

Main-Brilliant Hari ko main dekhlunga ab..

Deva-Great Job AP...

Main-thanks.. I'll call you back...

Call Disconnected...

Ravi-Sarkaar??

Main-Apni hai...

Ravi-Oh hell yeah..

Humlog news dekh rahe they tabtak Nicki mam Riti mam or Anaa Mouni bhi wahaan aagaye..

Nicki-Don't tell me ye tune kiya hai??

Main-Yep...

Nicki-Oh my god.. You literally destroyed him..

Main-That's what I do..

Nicki - Ye hath mein kya laga??

Main - Kaanch laga tha abtoh theek hai..

Nicki - Saari Shirt laal hogayi hai teri oh my god..

Main-Hmm.. Listen aaj bahaar nahi jaa paaoge aaplog...

Nicki - Kyun??

Main-Abhi next 24 ghantey takk riots honge puri city mein issliye naa he jaaein toh behtar hai Aditi yahin kuch entertainment k liye karwaadey sabke liye.. Aaj toh bilkul nahi jaa paaoge Kal bhi shayad he jaa paao..

Nicki - Hmm.. Kya kar shaktey hain ab.. Chalo it's ok.. Bore naa hone caahiye bus..

Aditi-Hojaaega mam..

Sam-Koi issue he nahi hai boys k liye toh piche garden khaali padda hai bat or ball mangwaa do aise mosam mein woh log shyaam takk cricket kheltey rahenge...

Main-Oh Haan sachi yep ye karwaado girls kaa unse puchlo koi Movie dikhaao auditorium mein yaa koi Magician wagairaah bulaa do.. Yaa fir koi or activity bahot options hain..

Aditi-Hojaaega sir...

Main-Perfect.. Main jaa raha hun ab sone puri raat se nahi soya tha..

Nicki-Good Night..

Main-Night..

Ye bolke main unke pass se nikala toh Anaa mere piche piche aai..main lift mein aaya toh mere sath lift mein aai woh.. Lift mein bus hum 2 he they filhaal...

Anaa-AP why so much risk?? Haalat dekho apni itana khoon??

Main-This is normal day to day routine.. Jaisa maine pehle kahaa tha Yahi karta hun main life mein or yahi aata hai mujhe.. Or ab jo kuch hain humlog he hain or humlog kuch nahi karenge toh issues honge bahot jyaada abhi main akela hurt hua hun fir bahot log hurt honge issliye kuch toh karna padega Anaa..

Anaa-Still why you??

Main-Because I am the one.. I have abilities to help people so I do help them... Agar kuch galat mere saamne horaha hai toh woh galat khatam hoga bhalle he usse khatam karne k liye mereko usase 4 gunna jyaada galat hona paddey main hojaaunga no issue..

Anaa-Dard horaha hai???

Main-Naa ek baar hua tha bus..

Anaa-Akele kyun gaye they??

Main-Bandey ne akele he milne bulaaya tha toh akele he gaya..

Anaa - Tumhe kuch hojaata toh??

Main - Madam "AP" Ye 2 words banaane mein bahot jyaada time or mehnat lagi hai agar aise he kuch hogaya toh kya faayda bhalla mera or in 2 words kaa issliye don't worry mujhe kuch nahi hone waala... Specially jabtak tum ho mere sath...

Ye sun woh mere Galle se lag gayi.. Or apne honth mere honthon se milla diye.. Acha hua mouthfreshner le liya tha warna isse bhi nasha hojaata bc.. . Uske grama honth mere honthon par padhtey he bc sursuri doud gayi sareer mein woh scene he alag tha bc ufff.. Lift mein bandh hum 2 waah.. Uski tongue mere munh mein enter hona caah rahi thi maine munh khola toh uski gulaab k fool jaisi jubaan mere munh mein ghum rahi thi.. Waah kya maahool tha.. I was literally enjoying every second of it.. That was so hot... Lekin iss scene ki gand marri jab lift rukki 5th floor par hum dono alag hue toh saamne 2 Maids khaddi thi..

Maid1-Good Morning Sir..

Main-Morning..

Maid-Kaafi acha laga aapko yahaan dekh kar..

Main-Same.. Subah subah cleaning..

Maid-Ji Sir Ek baar subah then shyaam ko 2 time cleaning hoti hai..

Main-Great Job..

Maid-Thank-you sir..

Uske baad main apne room ki taraf aaya or Anaa niche chali gayi waapis.. Room mein aake pehle toh main garam Paani se naahaya blood wagairaah saaf kiya kaanch kaafi sahi laga tha not gonna lie.... Hmmm ab 2 kaam Hari ko tapkaana hai then Sarkaar banaani hai.. Jo jaldi karna hai bc no time to waste..

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Update-282(Ami-1)



Nahaake maine hath mein patti ki then so gaya bhayaanak nind aarahi thi bc pucho Matt puri raat kutton ki tarah nikali thi..Issliye turant so gaya main Ab uske baad meri aankh khulli door knocking ki sound se.. Bhenchod ab kon door knock kar raha hai Sam wagairaah k pass toh dusara key card hai toh kon aagaya.. . Main utha time dekha toh 3.00 baje they dopehar k..

"Room Cleaning"..

Bhenchod Inko bhi abhi aana tha mast nind leraha tha main.. Ek baar toh socha doobara so jaaun then maine socha fir raat ko lawda nind aaegi bahot so liya 6 ghantey k aas pass issliye main utha door k pass aaya unlock kiya or unlock kartey time he mere dimag mein ek baat strike ki.. Bc un maids ne bola tha ki Subah shyaam he cleaning hoti hai toh ye abhi kyun.. Oh fuck.. Main samjh gaya ki ye koi or hai...issliye kholtey he bandh karna caaha gate maine lekin Dusari taraf se 3 Bandon ne dhakka maara gate ko jisase main piche jaake girra or wohlog enter hue 7 bandey they woh or 7on k pass Rod chaaku or dandey they... Or main baat 7 k 7 hattey kattey they bhenchod.. Unmein se 3 andar enter hue or mere niche girre hone kaa faayda uthaana caaha unhone.. Rod se maarna caah mujhe toh main khisak k ek side hatta or then khadda hua pehle waale ko laat maari jisase woh piche hatta or baaki 2 k saamne aagaya mouka dekh main gate ki taraf bhaaga jahaan se baaki k bandey andar aarahe they unhone danda maarna caaha main jukh k skid hota hua gate se bahaar aaya or bahaar aatey he bhaaga.. Yahaan fight nahi kar shakta tha main inhe ek toh jagah kam thi uppar se yelog jyaada they uppar se sabke pass weapons they uppar se yelog hattey kattey they uppar se main injured tha... Issliye bahaar nikalte he bhaaga main... Mangal wagairaah kaa room kidhar hai?? Second floor par hai Ami kaa room uske bagal waala hai Mangal or Abeer kaa... Issliye bahaar nikalte he main seedha seedhiyon ki taraf bhaaga... Wohlog mere piche they main stairs par jump maarta hua floor by floor niche aaraha tha main... Speed meri jyaada thi unse issliye gap tha thoda or jaise he mainsecond floor par aaya udhar first room he Ami kaa tha maine jaatey he gate par laat mukke maarne Surru kardiye..

Main-Ami helpppp.. Hellppppp. Ami...

Andar se koi awaaj nahi aai...

Main-I need help...

Main gand faad chilaayaa lekin still no response. Bhosdk niche dekh locked hai room lawde kaa response millega..

Main-Fuck you Ami fuck you...

Ye bol main bhaaga niche ki taraf bhenchod isko abhi bahaar Jaana tha. .. Wohlog bilkul close aagaye they issliye maine first floor se seedha jump lagaa diya niche or bhenchod gajab baat ye thi ki koi ek banda bhi naa dikha mujhe raaste mein.. I know keval students they yahaan par lekin unmein se bhi toh koi dikhe aaj toh trip par bhi nahi gaye honge toh kahaan gand marwaa rahe hain sab... Ab main niche kudda toh thoda balance Jaane k kaaran main girr padda or meri tutti ribs par kaafi pressure padda.. Lekin meri gand Tabb marri jab ek banda mere sath he kudd gaya niche..

Main-Bhen k lawde villain niche nahi kuddtey kabhi hero he kudd shakta Hai bhosdk movies naa dekhta kya.. Tujhe seedhiyon se aana tha gandu script nahi padha kya.

Aadmi-Kya???

Main-Teri Maa ki chut saale Pokémon. ...

Ye bol maine niche paddey - 2 uske thodey par laat di or turant khadda hoke bahaar ki taraf bhaaga bhenchod even guards or Receptionist takk nahi they bhai wahaan par issliye main bahaar nikala bhaagtey hue toh mereko reason pata chala sabke gaayaab hone kaa right side mein hotel lawn k last mein Helicopter khadda tha Rishi aaya hoga ofcourse jiske 4on taraf chutiye log ghumein paddey selfian le rahe they Tumhaari Maa ki chut.. Or idhar left mein londey cricket khel rahe they.. Haash...Ami bhi wahin thi cricket dekh rahi thi wahaan.. Nicki mam or Baaki ladkiyon k sath baithke..

Main-Oye Sam Help...

Ab Sam mere sabse close fielding kar raha tha ussne meri awaaj suni or woh meri taraf bhaaga...

Main-(Chilaake) Bhosdk mere pass kya aaraha hai baaki ko bulaa gandu.. Iron man hai bhosdk tu..

Ye sun woh rukka or Ravi wagairaah ko bulane lagaa Chilaake.. Iss bich Ek banda just mere close aagaya tha ussne piche se meri collar pakkadi ab mujhe rukkana padda or rukktey he maine uske hath ko diya jhatka jisase ussne collar chhoda or dusare hath se turant ek punch uske munh par diya and then left hand se ek or punch then thoda piche hattke maari ek kick uske lawde par.. Woh ghutano k uppar girra or girrtey he maine di uske munh k uppar kick woh bhi chappal pehne hue bhosdk k munh mein ghussed di chappal woh piche ki taraf lait gaya...

Main-Wassup bhosdk baap se....

Main dialogue complete kar paata usase pehle ek or banda wahaan aachuka tha or ussne maari meri chaati mein khadey - 2 he laat jo bahot bhayaanak lagi kuch seconds k liye toh hawa mein tha bc main or fir jaake piche girra kamar or chest dono jagah lagi bhenchod.. Niche girra toh dekha ki Ami abhi bhaagi wahan se ek bat uthaake meri taraf. .. Mere Girrtey he woh aage badha mereko lohe ki rod maarne kaa try kiya ussne lekin main ludak gaya Dusari taraf jisase uski rod niche lagi bhenchod sir Parr lagti toh insta death thi meri.. Khair maarne k liye woh niche jukha tha toh maine paddey paddey he uske munh par di laat jisase woh thoda saa piche hatta or main jump maarke uthaa or fir bhaaga aage ki taraf... Udhar se Ami bhaagi aarahi thi meri taraf.. Gand fatt gayi thi bhaag-2 k bhenchod.. Issliye jaise he Ami mere close aai main rukk gaya or piche mudda toh woh banda just mere piche tha ussne mereko maarne k liye rod uthaai main hilla bhi nahi kyunki meri calculation or Ami ki speed k hissab se woh iss bandey ko bich mein he roukk legi...Or Agar mujhe lagi toh main yahin Marr jaaunga itana trust tha mereko Ami k uppar.. I can put my life on line for her anytime anywhere and anyway...

Toh ussne mereko maarne ko rod uthaai he thi ki Mere side se jump maarti hui Ami gayi aage or hawa mein uthey-2 he bat diya uss bandey k bilkul sir k bichon bich woh bhi bahot bhayaanak Coma mein gaya ye toh yaa Marr bhi jaae... Woh bandey k hath se rod niche girri then khud girra niche munh k ball.. Woh naa hilaa.. Ami bhi niche girri then khaddi hui ab ye scene dekh baaki k 7 bandey wahin k wahin rukk gaye.. Ami aai middle mein.. Ek taraf saamne woh 7 local sadakchaap Gundey or saamne Martial arts mein trained Ami.. Unke pass bhi hathyaar Ami k pass bhi hathyaar... Main help nahi karne waala Tha kyunki Ami ne bahot din se kissiko nahi foda hai toh uske andar ki frustration maine pehle bandey par he dekh Lee or frustration nikalwaana jaruri Hai..

Main-Break all there bones i dont give a fuck how bad you hit them.. Holy fuck I am tired..

Ami-Oh Don't you worry boss I got you..

Ami ne bat rakha niche apne baal piche set kiye apni slippers nikaali.. And then uthaaya bat.. Woh sab ghurrein ab usse.. Unhe laga ye kya scene hai ladki woh bhi aise.. Naa naa..

Main aaya piche kyunki piche se Nicki mam wagairaah Sab aarahi thi or Nicki mam k pass Paani ki bottle thi jo mereko caahiye thi.. Issliye maine bhaagke bottle cheeni unse.. Or Paani peene laga. Galla sukh gaya bhenchod...

Nicki-Tu theek hai?? Kon hai ye log??

Main-I don't know ache log nahi hain itana sure hun main.. Mereko foddne waale they yelog..

Nicki-What??

Main-Yeah..

Anaa-You ok AP..

Main-Yep i am fine..

Sam-Lag toh nahi raha..

Main-Sans chadd gaye be.. Koi naa Milla niche takk kuddtey hue aaya hun niche uppar se tu Rambo banke meri taraf kyun Bhaag raha tha bc Iron man hai tu.. Dusaron ko bulaana hota hai..

Sam-Main dekhleta be akela..

Main-Aji Haan..

Anaa-Toh jaake Ami ki help nahi karoge tumlog??

Nicki-Help ki jarurat Ami ko nahi un sabko paddney waali hai ab.

Ravi-Yep.. Tumlog enjoy the show. Tabtak Ambulance bulaa leta hun main..

Rohit-Kamjor dil waale iss scene ko naa dekhein warna achaa nahi hoga..

Ashish - Ye easily fod degi inhe... Humaare wahan 10 guards ko akela leta diya tha issne woh bhi bina touch hue.

Sam-Lets go Ami..

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Update-283(Ami-2)



Ab Hui fight suru wohlog 7 they Ami akeli ab woh londey ladki dekh k overconfidence mein aaye or aage aane mein hichkichaane lage... Aapas mein lage they wohlog "Arey main naa naa main naa jaaunga""Paap Lagega ladki k uppar hath uthaaega toh "" Main toh nahi jaaunga ".... Unka ye haal tha Lekin Ami nahi hichkichaai woh bhaagte hue aage badhi or sabse aage jo tha uske munh par bat diya usse react takk nahi karne diya itana jaldi sab hogaya woh banda dhadd se gira niche.. Ye dekh ek or ne apni rod ghumaai Ami jukh k bachi or niche baithey baithey he bat diya uske pait mein, lagtey he woh niche jukha or jukhtey He Ami ne diya bat uski chin par jo bhayaanak laga or woh piche ki taraf girra... Itane mein ek banda Ami k piche se aaya lekin Ami jhatke se palti or woh waar kar paata usase pehle bat diya uske ghutne par holy fuck katak ki sound aai bat takk tutt gaya woh.. Banda gand faad chilaatey hue niche girra or niche girrtey he Ami ne woh tutta hua bat diya uski ribs k uppar... Saari ribs gayi hongi uski or ribs Jaane mein kitana Dard hota hai ye mujhe ache se pata hai bc.. Ami ne niche se unhe ki rod uthaai bat ki jagah par ab bache 4 wohlog... Unmein se 2 ki gand fatt gayi baaki 2 hero bananey aae aage ek k pass chaaku dusara khaali hath tha.. Ami ne smart khelna theek samjha issliye jaise he woh pehle bande ne usse punch maarna caaha Ami ne Jaan bujh k uska punch khaaya jisase Chaaku waala banda rukka or jaise he uss bandey ne dusara punch maarna caaha Ami ne rod di uski khopdi mein.. Bhenchod uss waar k force se he niche jaake girra woh banda khopdi khull gayi aadhe se jyaada toh uski bc.. Fuck....ye dekh chaaku wala aaya harkat mein usne chaaku se waar kiya Ami ne rod se block kiya or dusare hath se jhatka diya uss bandey k hath ko jisase woh chaaku chuttke niche girra or Ami ne diya usse dhakka jisase woh piche hatta or Ami ne uthaaya chaaku.. Oh fuck..

Woh banda aage aaya lekin tabtak Ami chaaku uthaa chuki thi woh waar karta usase pehle Ami ne chaaku ghonp diya uske shoulder mein woh chilaaya Dard k maare...

Ami-Oh sorry my bad...

Ye bolke ussne jhatke se chaaku nikaal liya ab woh or chilaaya itani derr mein Ami ne chaaku ghonpa uski Dusari shoulder mein uski gand fatt gayi woh ghutano par aagaya apne... Chaaku Ami k hath mein tha toh ussne jukh k ek cut diya uski chest mein like puri chest min uski t shirt k uppar se woh bhi.. Agle he pall uski t-shirt laal hogayi woh bechaara chilaata hua piche jaake girra..ab last k 2 bandey bache woh thodey Young they like 22-23 k londey honge unki literally fattke 4 hogayi thi unhe samjh naa aaya ki kya horaha hai...

Ami-You 2 run i have one knife there are 2 of you.. I'll get one of you with this so pray and run..

Ladka-Hain???

Sam-Bhaago jitana tejj Bhaag shaktey ho ek fansega...

Ye suntey he woh dono turant bhaage maano wait he translation ki kar rahe hon woh.. Ab Ami ne pakkada Chaaku or fainka aage waale bandey ki tarah like bahot fast she is deadly at throwing knifes.. Woh Chaaku jaake ghussa uske kulhe par.. Woh bhi 90% ghuss gaya woh banda seedha wahin k wahin apne ghutano par baith gaya or dusara banda uske liye rukka takk nahi woh seedha Bhaag gaya or hotel paar kar gaya.. Tabtak Ambulance bhi aagayi jo Ravi ne bulaa Lee thi.

Main-Chill..

Ami-Itani jaldi.. I want some more fun..

Main-They are just hired goons ye log ki aukaat itane ki he hai..

Ami - Please...

Main-No.. Lets clear out guys Ambulance ko aane do...

Humlog wahaan se side hattey or Ambulance legayi unki bodies police case humein caahiye tha nahi so koi issue naa hoga .. Ab londey waapis cricket khelne lage turant bc aisa mousam bahot Kam milta hai unhe khelne k liye.. Main Ami Nicki mam Rohit Ravi Anaa or baaki Ladkiyaan baithey they ghaas mein Rohit Ravi Batting side they..

Main-Rishi ko call kar toh... Mera phone room mein padda hai.

Rohit-Ye le.

Rishi - Haan Rohit..

Main-Main hun be.

Rishi - Ji sir.

Main - Kya situation hai.

Rishi-20 minute mein sarkaar girrwa raha hun tu aaraha hai??

Main-What the hell itnai jaldi??

Rishi-Yep.. 13 MLas caahiye they 5 ne pehle he bhai k pass call karke confirm kardiya tha 15 mere saamne baithey hain abhi total 42 seats hain apne pas filhaal, 22 pehle se thi 20 abhi ki.. 42 k 42 mere saamne baithey hain or bhi hain line mein lekin woh apni party k laayak nahi hain toh unko standby par rakha hai.. Ye sarkaar tabhi over hogayi thi jab Hari k kand public hue ye sarkaar publicly Hari k uppar he chal rahi thi log Pagla rahe hain CM or baaki ministers k ghar k bahaar baithey hain dharrne leke or uppar se unke party headoffice mein Todd fodd bhi kari hai kaafi..

Main - Perfect.. Aage kaa kya plan hai??

Rishi-Abhi governor se milne jaa raha hun 42 k 42 MLas sath leke woh bhi live proof dunga usse... Uske baad next kuch din mein Apne CM ko shapath dilwaadenge yelog then done.. Himachal apna...

Main-Gajab...

Rishi-Naa bc tu gajab. Tune 1 ghantey mein ek puri state ki sarkaar girwaadi..

Main-Sarkaar tune girwaai maine bus formality puri ki hain..

Rishi-Aji Haan... Tu aaraha hai kya abhi??.

Main-Dekhta hun... Bataadunga thodi derr mein.. Kahaan ho tumlog ??

Rishi-Abhi toh party headoffice hain fir governor k pass jaa rahe hain ...

Call disconnected..

Rohit-Kya hua??

Main-Sarkaar girr rahi hai chalega dekhne??

Rohit - What the hell itani jaldi....

Main-Rishi hai after all woh...

Rohit-Ye bhi hai..

Nicki--Wait wait wait.. Himachal ki sarkaar girrane k liye Rishi aaya hai yahaan?? Oh my god tabhi main sochun iske pass itana time kahaan se aagaya.. Oh my god, matlab Rishi sarkaar banaane aaya hai yahaan...

Main-Yep..

Nicki-Tumlog kissi ko baksh bhi doge yaa nahi.. This is insane.. Itani jaldi kaise..

Main-Wohlog Hari k kandhe par sarkaar chala rahe they Hari girra Sarkaar girri or aisa mouka Rishi chhod de ye ho nahi shakta.

Nicki-Nice Trip par aaya tha Sarkaar giraake jaaraha hai.. Nice one..

Ravi-Lol..

Rohit - AP chalega udhar??

Main - Mera Mood Toh hai nahi bheed hogi bahot yaar..

Ravi-Same Rehneydetey hain...

Main-Kya score chal raha hai??

Ravi- 130-5 in 13.3 overs.. 9 balls mein 10 runs caahiye humein..

Main-Last over kiska hai??

Ravi-Sam kaa..

Main-Haar rahe ho fir toh tum..

Ravi-Bc 5 wickets in hand hain..

Main-Abe ye dono mein se koi saa bat takk na touch karne waala Sam k over mein or out inhe woh karega nahi agar iss over ki 3 balls mein kam se kam 7 runs banaadein yelog toh jeet jaaoge tum.. Last over mein 2 run bhi naa banenge..

Ravi-Darra Matt be..

Main-Yahi hoga dekhliyo..

Main 5 minute rukka wahaan or wahi hua un 3 balls par 5 runs aae last over mein 5 runs caahiye they Sam ne bouncer or Yorkers maar maar k paglaa diya 2 run bane over mein or haar gaye Ravi and team..

Ravi-Kaali jubaan tu sota hua he theek tha.

Main-Hello... meri galti nahi hai teri team waale bat naa touch kar shaktey bol ko...

Match khatam hua Sam wagairaah udhar aae..

Ravi-Last match hai khelega?? 4-4 series hai...

Main-Kiski side??

Sam-Humaare mein ek banda kam hai humaare side he khel..

Ravi-Oh hell no humaare 2 bandey lele..

Sam-Deal kya thi?? Jo bhi banda aaega woh humaari side hoga.. Ab chup reh or fielding kar..

Ravi-This is cheating..

Sam-Shut up..

Main-Suno 10 over kaa match hai usase lamba khelne ki himatt naa Hai Meri.

Ravi-10 over is what we need 10 over mein tumhari saari team ludak jaegi.. Dekhta jaa..

Main-Pehla over deta hun out karlena warna bahot jyaada maarunga..

Ravi-I know.. Chalo re..

Ravi ki team mein they Rohit, Lucky, Abhi, Ashish or Abhi gang k kuch bandey yaani full star studded team thi unki humaari side they Sam Shubham or Shubham ki gang k kuch bandey..

Nicki-Noice.. The AP show.

Main - Yo.. Agar first 6 balls mein out hojaaun toh theek warna the AP show for you..

Riti-Let's go. Humlog team switch kar rahe hain Abhi tak Ravi ki side they ab tumhaari side.

Main-I know I know..

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Update-284(Cricket)



Itane workload or stress k bich sabse best hai cricket.. Cricket helps you take your mind of things issliye main chota sa match khelne k liye ready hua..

Sam - Open kon karega??

Main-Main karunga..

Sam-Go Team.. Sath kon jaaega?? Humaare pass bowlers hain bc khaali.. Batting utani nahi hai.. Main or Shubham he hain..

Main-Dikh raha hai.. Tu aaja strike deta rahiyo bus out naa hue toh theek out hogaye toh bowling mein dekhlenge..

Sam-True.. Lets go...

Main-Shubham tu one down aaiyo...

Shub-Theek bhai..

Humne bat uthaae or aae ground mein.. Kit wagairaah kuch nahi thi as ball Flash ki thi.. Matlab bat par lagtey he lambi jaaegi ground bhi kaafi lamba tha toh khulke maarne kaa tha.. Hum dono aae open karne toh Ravi keeping par tha or Rohit slip mein..

Main-Bhosdk tu pehla over daal kyun risk le raha hai.. Bol raha hun gand fod dunga..

Rohit-Main bowling kar he nahi raha subah se hath mein Dard Hai...

Main-What the hell.? Fir kon karega??

Rohit-Yahi log hain..

Main-Fir toh Tumhaari gand fodunga main bc. Lol.. Kya teams banaai hai ek side saare bowlers ek side saare batsman nice..

Ravi-BC uppar se ball bhi flash ki hai lambe se pelega tu lawde..

Main-10 mein 200 maardun??

Ravi-Bc kuch toh lihaaj karle.. 15 mein 150 naa bane subah se aaj.

Main-Chal jyaada naa maarunga...

Ravi-Bhalla hoga tera..

Ab pehla over leke aaya Ashish,isko main Bachpan se dhota aaraha hun toh isko bahot maarunga main mereko dikkat bus Rohit se thi woh bowling karne waala Tha nahi so yelog gaye he lagaalo..

Ashish aaya Pehli ball daali ussne bouncer flash ki ball girrtey he syunnn karke nikal gayi.. Maine pehle padhna theek samjha issliye Pehli 3 balls roukki uski maine.. Ek maatar dikkat ribs ki thi issliye jyaada hill nahi paa raha tha main.. Issliye ek jagah khaddey-2 he khelna tha...

4th ball daali Ashish ne maine diya usko straight mein ek pyaara saa chauka.. Ashish or jo londa umpire tha unke bichon bich nikali seedhi.. Straight as an arrow..

Ashish - Lawde maardega kya..

Ravi-Ye hogaya suru bc..

Next baal ussne slower one daali maine diya usko uthaake bc bahot lambi gayi 6 run k liye.. Last fir bouncer daali ussne toh main diya usse upper cut baaki kaam ball ki speed ne kar diya piche 6ka..pehle over mein aae 16run..

Uske baad next over mein mereko last 2 baal khelne ko milli Ajit kaa over tha usko dono 6kke diye maine.. Inlog ko bahot time se dekh raha hun main issliye bahot maarunga.. Maine or Sam ne pehle 6 over mein unko 114 runs maardiye... Jisme se 70 mere or 37 Sam k they..

Ravi-Rukkjaa be gandu..

Main-ye last over uske baad retired hurt ho jaaunga meri ribs pain kar rahi hain..

Ravi-Dikkat he iss over ki hai humaare faster bowlers k over khatam hogaye bc..

Main-aahahahaahaahahahah... Spinner kaaa hai??

Ravi-Wahi toh uski gand maardega tu.

Main--Bus toh fir last over hai mera.

Ab aaya ek naya banda spinner.. Spinner ki gand fodni thi ab.. Pehli ball se he laga uske piche main Woh bechara samjh naa paaya kuch 4 six or 2, 4 jadd diye usko... 32 runs maardiye over mein.. 7 over mein 146 hogaye BC century banaadi maine..

Main-Ok Ravi main chalta hun..

Ravi-Fuck you bitch fuck you tu bowling leke aaiyo teri gand naa fod dun toh.

Main-Aaunga he nahi bc main itane runs aivein he thodi banaaein hain..

Main retire hoke aagaya Shubham gaya batting karne...

Nicki-You just destroyed them

Main-Yes i did....

Maine Paani peeya toh Wahaan ek side rakha Rohit kaa phone baj raha tha, maine dekha toh Rishi kaa he tha..

Main-Haan..

Rishi-Good News hai..

Main-Kya??

Rishi-Hari k naam kaa warrant nikal chuka hai or bahot bada warrant hai court ne usko Kal subah 9 baje takk kaa time diya hai surrender karne k liye uske baad uske or uske bhai k naam naya warrant nikalega shoot at sight kaa kyunki ussne Himachal k governor ko maarne ki dhamki di hai agar sarkaar giraai toh ussne . Or main filhal governor k pass baitha hun kaam kaa banda hai ussne bola tumlog he lelo case...

Main-Bc sachi??

Rishi-Haan usse pata toh hai he tu maarega Hari ko issliye legally he maarle bc waise bhi Tumhaari team se better konsi police team hai north India mein..

Main-Gajab..

Rishi-Toh ab caahe toh Anjali wagairaah ko bula shakta Hai Tu..

Main - Are naa unko kyun tang karna itani badi machli nahi hai woh..

Rishi-I know main bata raha tha ab permission mill he jaaegi tujhe Kal subah tak toh bulaa shakta Hai..

Main-Hmmm.. Jarurat naa padegi.. Mangal Abeer tere sath he hain??

Rishi-Haan Raatko late hojaaega aatey-2 Kaafi bakchodi hai idhar aaj cm ki announcment karke he aaunga taaki koi shakk naa rahe public k mann mein..

Main-OK.. Kar tu kaam.. Miltey Kal..

Rishi-yeah sure.. Or tera phne kahaan hai bc usko naa uthaa raha..

Main-Room mein Hai abhi laata hun jaake..

Call disconnected...

Maine Phone rakha or aaya andar ki taraf..

Sam-Kahaan jaaraha haibe feilding aagayi..

Main-Aaraha hun phone leke...

Sam-170 banaane hain Inko..

Main-Naa ban rahe bc kissi bhi haalat mein tu start kariyo bowling...

Sam--haao.. Tu jaldi aa...

Main room mein aaya phone liya phone leke niche aaraha tha toh raaste mein Chang milgaya..

Chang-Bhaag kaafi acha letey ho boss..

Main-Fuck you bitch.. Nind mein tha bhaagna padda... Tune dekha??

Chang-Haan Sab dekha aapki race bhi or Ami ki fight bhi.

Main-Bc help naa kar shakta tha fir yahaan..

Chang-Risk naa leta itani choti si baat k liye main.. By the way Hari or uske bhai k khilaaf warrant nikal chuka hai.

Main-Haan pata chala mujhe.

Chang-Toh ab tumlog dekh he loge main jaaun waapis??

Main-padda reh be kya jaldi hai..

Chang-Men tumhe toh maalum Hai Himachal mein bahot jyaada kand kiye hain maine ek baar news nikali ki main yahaan hun toh fir Hari k alaawa or kaafi problems hojaaengi..

Main-Nahi hongi.. Tu andar padda raha kar..

Chang - Wahi kar raha hun..

Main-Chal bye main cricket khel raha hun..

Chang-Dekha balcony se maine.

Wahaan se main niche aaya toh Sam wagairaah feilding kar rahe they Ravi or Rohit opening par they 2 over ho chuke they kitane run they naa maalum mujhe bc...

Sam-Wahi khadda hojaa..

Main laga feilding par laga kya baith gaya ghaas mein.. Or main aisi jagah tha jahaan ek bhi shot naa aaya or match almost khatam hogaya.. Last 2 overs mein unko 45 runs caahiye they.. Jisme se ek Sam kaa over tha.. Ravi abhi tak khadda tha batting par.. Bahot maara tha bowlers ko ussne bhi, baaki teammates kaa sath milta toh jitwaa deta woh lekin baaki teammates iske Sam ne nipta diye... Abhi bhi agar ek over Sam kaa nahi hota toh 99% Ravi Banaa deta 2 overs mein 45...2nd last over Sam leke gaya Saamne Ravi khadda tha woh bhi set tha puri tarah.. Or ye prove kiya ussne Sam ki Pehli he ball par diya ussne Long On k uppar se 6..Or yahi hua Next ball par Sam ne Yorker kaa try Kiya lekin low full toss paddi or Ravi ne usko bhi pel diya long on k uppar se 6 k liye.. ok this is interesting.. Ab main hua khadda This match will be interesting.. Maine apni position chhodi or Mid off par aaya feilding k liye bowler k pass.. Sam ko ek aadh batsman he tang kartey hain humaare full circle mein.. Ek toh Main or Dusara Ravi kabhi kabhaar Rohit agar woh set ho toh.. Or Start ki 2 ball par 6 maarke Ravi ne prove kardiya tha ki match nahi chhodega woh..

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Update-285(I am Smart....................................................... And Also Dangerous)



Ab jab Ravi maarne laga tha toh main aaya Sam k pass..

Main-Kya kar raha hai bhosdk..?

Sam-Maar he raha hai bc ye set hai..

Main-Slower one daal...

Sam-Wahi soch raha tha main...

Sam ne next ball daali slower one lekin Ravi pehle se he ready tha ussne wait kiya or aatey he diya mid wicket k pass se garma garam choukaa..

Sam--Bhosdk gandu or dalwaale slower one..

Main-Chutiye tu khud bola tu bhi wahi soch raha tha gandu mera Naam naa le.. Bhosdk agar next 3 ball par 8-10 or khaaliye tune toh haar jaaenge bhosdk iske saamne next over kon daalega.. 4th ball sam ne daali ek out swinger jisko Ravi ne maarna toh kahin or caaha lekin bat kaa edge laga or woh 2nd slip k pass se nikal gayi 4 run k liye.. 4 balls par 20 aachuke they this is interesting..

Sam- fuck.. Ye lejaaega match bhenchod jaanwar.. iski catch naa chutti hoti suru mein toh jeet chuke hotey abtak..

Main-Focus kar gandu..

Sam ne next maari bouncer lekin Ravi bc pehle he samjh gaya or ussne diya upper cut Sam ki bowling speed kaafi hai toh touch hotey he 6 k liye gayi ball..

Main-Holy fuck.. Bhenchod.. That shot was lit.

Sam-I know harr ball ko maar raha hai gandu..

Last ball aai Abki baar Sam ne liya lamba run up or maari bhayaanak fast ball syunnn karke nikal gayi bat k pass se bc almost edge lag gaya tha bat kaa..

Sam-Kya hua dikhi nahi...

Ravi-Ye mujhe naa dikhi aage waali tujhe naa dikhegi..

Sam-BawliGand ball he last thi meri agli kahaan se laayega.. Bada aaya Viks waala Virat kohli lawde..

Main-Ahahahaha..

Last over mein 19 runs caahiye they.. Ab koi or fainkta toh humlog haar jaatey 100% kyunki Ravi set tha or first ball par strike leke bhi woh last ki 5 ball mein 19 maardega easily ...Issliye main he bowling leke gaya I know main injured tha or fast nahi faink shakta tha lekin still baaki bowlers se Ravi ko main jyaada jaanta tha.. Main ball leke gaya Ravi non striker end par tha..

Ravi-Medium pace fainkega??

Main-Haan injured hun naa be...

Ravi-Bahot maarunga beta strike par jaatey he..

Main-I know..

Saamne tha ab ek average batsman or mereko usko wahin rakhna tha issliye maine keeper or baaki sabhi feilders ko aage he bulaa liya.... Maine Pehli ball daali chota saa run up leke inswinger woh naa samjh paaya or ball gayi seedhi keeper k pass..

Ravi-Bhosdk bat bhida gandu.. Aise kya khadda hai tera baap aake shot maarega..

Ravi uske pass gaya or usko samjhaake aaya or kya samjhaake aaya hoga mujhe maalum tha ki sab fielders uppar hain ek thoda hawa mein khel de or keval Ek he run bhagana or 3 hon toh bhagna.. Basically yahi caahiye tha mujhe.. Or issi planning k according maine next ball daali ek slower bouncer jisse Woh Ravi k kahe anusaar hawa mein maarne laga lekin ek toh slower one uppar se bouncer uppar se meri daali ball bat ka top edge laga or ussne woh ball wahin mere sir k uppar uthaa di hawa mein.. Ravi Bhaag gaya strike lene k liye usse lawda farak naa Tha iss chutiye k catch out hone se usse bus strike caahiye thi.. Lekin main thehra kutta aadmi maine woh catch chhod di or niche girrtey he tappa khake mere hath mein aai or maine maari saamne wickets k uppar.. Ravi pohancha nahi tha...

Sam-Howzdatttt....

Sab chilaa paddey...

Or Ravi itana durr se Bhaag raha tha ki ussne dekha he nahi kya hua.. Woh apni side pohanchke rukka..

Shuba-Howzdatt.....

Ravi-Bhosdk Catch k liye itani appeal kon karta hai..

Sam-Side mein dekh..

Ravi-Kya..??

Ravi ne dekha side mein toh ukhdi wicket or ball dekh k game samjh gaya ek baar toh muskuraaya or fir niche baith gaya sir pakkad k.. Leg umpire ne out dediya...

Main Sam gaye celebrate kartey hue uske pass..

Sam-Lawda lele lawda..

Ravi-Bhosdk you did me dirty.. Bahot jyaada dirty.. That was 500 IQ play I give you that mujhe hansi aarahi hai Khud par..fuck bhenchod.. That was smart..

Main-Aise toh gand he naa fodd deta tu meri..

Ravi-Bhayaanak form mein tha be harr ball par maarta tereko..

Main-I know..

Ravi out hoke gaya Or uske baad match mein kuch bacha naa Tha next batsmat ne bus last ball par 4 maara ek or humlog jeet gaye match.. Ravi he game tha woh gaya game gaya.. Khair A win is a win and I love to win..

Cricket over hua humlog room mein aake nahaae kapdey change kiye tabtak Rishi sarkaar Banaa chuka tha bus shapath leni baaki thi jo Parson hone waali thi..Current government ne try takk naa Kiya humein roukaney kaa itani buri tarah chude they woh.. Governor humaare sath tha toh sab turant horaha tha..

Main room mein tha shyaam k time tab Chang kaa call aaya mere pass...

Main-Haan..

Chang-Tumhaari security kidhar hai??

Main-Rishi k sath hain..

Chang-Toh kuch toh bulaao yahaan par.. Abhi maine 2 gaadiyaan dekhi hain chakkar Kaat rahi hain 100% Hari k bandey hain.. Itana risk kyun lena hai.. Kissi ko hojaaega kuch befaltu mein..

Main-My bad bulaata hun..

Chang-Black Swift.. White scorpio..

Call disconnected..

Maine Rishi k pass call kiya or call kartey time niche aaya dekhne k liye kon hai bhenchod.. Sathmein deagle Lee.. Sam wagairaah already niche they...

Main niche aaya tabtak Rishi ne phone nahi uthaaya toh maine Mangal k pass call kiya..ussne uthaa liya.

Mangal-Ji sir..

Main-Abe kuch bandey idhar bhi bhej sabka udhar kya karoge.. Idhar log ghum rahe hain..

Mangal-My bad.. Vinny ko he bhejdeta hun kuch Bandon k sath.

Main-Toh bhosdk sabko kya leke Jaana...

Mangal-Bheed ko control karne k liye men Rishi jaldi aaya hai Jack he aaya hai uske sath bus..

Main-Jack yahaan hai toh bhai ki security kon lead kar raha hai.

Mangal-Bhai 2 din k rest par hain bahaar Jaana Nahi toh ghar par sab guards hain he..

Main-Tu yahaan bhej bc jaldi...

Mangal-Abhi le..

Call disconnected...

Main lawn mein aaya toh jyaadatar students wahin they baaki room mein tv wagairaah dekhrahe honge.. Ami Sam Ravi Rohit Riti mam or Nicki Mam bhi wahin they.. Bhenchod maanana padega Yahaan kaa mousam 24 ghantey aisa rehta hai ki yahaan ghaas mein he baitha rahe... Khair maine Ami ko ishaara kiya ki gun leke aae apni..woh turant Bhaag k gayi Sam ne dekh liya toh woh meri taraf aaya Ravi or Rohit k sath..

Sam-Sab theek hai??

Main-Abe or bhaade k tattu chakkar Kaat rahe hain bahaar or bhenchod yelog sab bandey sath leke gaye hain befaltu kaa risk derakha hai yaar.. Ek baar Darra detey hain Inko tabtak Vinny aajaaega..

Ravi-Rishi ko jaldi aana padda issliye issues horahe hain...

Main-Wahi uske sath bandey nahi aa paae..

Sam-Haan..

Main-Aajao mast cheej dikhaata hun..

Sam-Hell yeah..

Humlog bahaar aae toh filhaal bahaar waali galli khaali thi lekin agle he minute aai ek swift chakkar lagaati hui usme 5 bandey they sab bhaade k Tattu jo shakal se he dikh raha tha.. Uske piche piche scorpio aagayi usme 6 bandey they.. Wohlog chakkar he Kaat rahe they.. Tabtak Ami aagayi.. Apni pistol with silencer leke..

Ami-Haan sir order..

Main - Scorpio aaegi abhi driver ko maarna lekin dhyaan rahe marre nahi aaram se maarne kaa.. Main swift waale ko dekhunga.. Tumlog piche aajaao..

Sam Ravi Rohit piche ko hogaye or abki baar jaise he swift aai or mere pass se nikali main tha taiyaar or mera aim hai godlike jaise he pass se nikali maine goli daag di driver k shoulder mein bhenchod deagle ki awaaj itani thi ki gand fatt jaae.. Driver ki toh fatt gayi gand because usse lagi thi goli or goli lagtey he uska control hatta jisase gaadi ki speed badhi or seedha saamne deewar mein thokdi... Uske piche piche aai scorpio Ami ready thi ussne same mere waali technique use ki bus dikkat ye thi ki scorpio swift se thodi unchi hai issliye woh bullet uski neck or shoulder k bichon bich lagi.. Isme awaaj bhi nahi hui lekin unlog ne dekh liya tha ki goli chali hai gaadi ki haalat iski bhi wahi hui gaadi control naa hui or seedhi deewar mein thokdi.. Or turant he dono gaadiyon mein se bandey uttare or bhaage gand faad Humse opposite direction mein.. Inke pass chaaku talwaar thi guns expect nahi ki thi inhone.. Sab bhaage bus 3 bandey rukke jisme se ek toh hath joddke khaada hogaya wahin Humse dur or baaki 2 bandon ne swift waale driver ko Scorpio mein daala jo injured tha or turant leke gaadi nikal gaye.. Swift wahin reh gayi..

Sam-Holy fucking shit that shot was insane..

Ravi-Bc not gonna lie AP waala shot bhayaanak tha Scorpio fir bhi slow thi lekin swift ki speed jyaada thi still bhenchod Window k andar se shoulder mein daagna gajab..

Rohit-Yelog nahi aaenge ab waapis..

Ravi - ahahaha.. Trueee...

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Update-287(Chang)


Ab raatko main wait kar raha tha Rishi Abeer or Mangal k aane kaa kyunki Kal Hari ko tapkaanaa tha for sure.. Or badhiya baat ye thi Kal bhi Himachal bandh tha kyunki Hari or uske bhai kj giraftaari ko leke bahot serious thi public. matlab kahin Bhaag nahi shakta woh itana... Or bhaagega toh bhi Chang dhund he lega.. Raatko 9 baje takk Rishi Abeer or Mangal aagaye they tab Main Rishi Sam Ravi Rohit Ami Abeer Or Mangal baithey dinner k liye sathmein tab sabko clear kardiya maine ki kal Hari ko tapkaanaa hai plan wagairaah subah bataaenge mera ek local contact uski information nikaal raha hai..Sab ready they subah k liye.. Khair Dinner k baad sablog apne apne room k liye nikal liye as thakk gaye they wohlog pura din lage they. Ab raat 11. 00 baje mere pass aaya Chang kaa message ussne mujhe Hotel k saamne ek khaali ground mein millne ko bulaaya.. Uske liye main aaya room se bahaar then niche aaya by lift ab niche aaya toh bc niche hall mein Sab Ladkiyaan or Nicki and Riti madam antaraakshi wagairaah kuch khel rahi thi.. Main unke pass se nikala toh Nicki mam mere pass aai..

Nicki-Kahaan??

Main-I gotta meet someone I'll be back..

Anaa-Itani raatko..

Main-Yeah important hai I'll be back soon...

Nicki-Kissi ko sath lejaa Atleast..

Anaa-Yeah. It's dangerous out there..

Main-Don't worry i'll be fine..

Anaa-AP please..

Main-Nicki Mam..

Nicki-kk..Anaa come with me he will be fine..

Ab wahin side mein Vinny Security setup kar raha tha hotel ki..

Main-Vinny..

Vinny-Ji bhai..

Main-Mere baad koi hotel se bahaar nahi Jaana caahiye.. Like no one..

Vinny-Sure bhai.. Aapke sath chalun main??

Main-Naah..

Vinny-Ji bhai..

Ye bolke main bahar aaya lawn mein se Bently Lee or nikala bahaar waise toh paidal 2 minute kaa raasta tha hotel ss wahaan takk lekin iss time kuttey bahot jyaada rehtey hain bhenchod and I hate dogs like Bure waala hate.. Issliye main gaadi leke uss ground mein aaya.. Aaya toh Chang wahaan nahi tha maine usko call kiya..

Main-Kahaan haibe plan nahi bataaega??

Chang-Actually plan hai nahi mere pass..

Main-What do you mean plan nahi hai tere pass..??

Chang--Like plan nahi hai Hari underground hai time lagega thoda.. Abhi no plan..

Main-A What the fuck.. Bhosdk tu dekh raha haina mereko???

Main ye Bola kyunki mere agal bagal abhi like 9-10 bandey aagaye jinmein se 2 k hath mein guns thi or baaki k hath mein talwaar or chaaku...

Main-Chang???

Chang-Yeah I got you hold on.. Rukko wahin..

Ab unmein se ek banda gaadi k just side mein aaya or sishe k Dusari taraf se gun taani mere uppar or mujhe bahaar nikalne k ishaare karne laga.. Jispar mujhe hansi aagayi.. Maine ishaara kiya ki dabaa dey trigger..

Woh chilaaya toh bandh sishe k uppar se bhi uski awaaj aai mujhe..

Aadmi-Main goli maardunga..

Main-(Chilaake) Maardey.. Bhosdk bullet proof hai..

Ye sun woh piche hatta or ussne goli chalaai sishe k uppar lekin lawda kuch nahi hua bhenchod itane paise lawde ko lagaae hain kya agar ye goli he andar aajaegi toh..

Ussne ek k baad ek 3 goliyaan chalaai awaaj jarur bahot jyaada hui lekin sisha hilaa takk nahi.. Un sabka munh sujj gaya fir gun taani ussne gaadi k uppar toh ek chaaku aaya or seedha uske hath k aar paar hogaya like seconds k hissab se uske hath se gun chutti and woh gand faad chilaaya... Wohlog kuch samjh paatey tabtak ek chaaku or laga dusare bandey ki ribs mein jiske pass gun thi.. Woh apne ghutano par aaya uski gun bhi nikali hath se.. There he is Mother fucking Chang..

Wohlog ko samjh naa aaya kidhar se aaye ye chaaku ab bandey bache chaaku or talwaar waale tab aaya Chang ek side se nikal ke pehle toh ussne dono guns ko laat maari tab main uttara gaadi mein se.. 7 bandey they saamne Chang akela... 2 bandey niche apne chaaku nikaal rahe they.. 1 toh almost behosh tha jisko ribs mein ghussa tha chaaku..

Main-Don't kill them.. Bhaadey k tattu hain ye...

Chang--Bhaadey k tattu nahi hain yelog, Ye Ranbir hai Hari kaa bhai ye uske personal bandey hain.. Ye piche waale ladke ko chhod dun toh sab k sab wanted hain filhaal.. Murder extortion kidnappings. And all..

Main-Oh toh Tu Hai Ranbir..

Ranbir woh tha jo goli maar raha tha gaadi k uppar.. Or abhi niche padda apne hath se chaaku nikaal raha tha Dard se karhaata hua..

Chang-So Suru karein..? Listen boys i am fucking angry as fuck aaj bahot jyaada bad news mill chuki hain inke dwaara or not gonna lie tum sabko maarunga main..

Chang bola unko toh unko kuch samjh nahi aaya ek banda 7 k saamne khadda ho, ye Sab films mein dekha tha unhone.. Aaj real mein dekh confused they bus..

Main gaadi k bonut par baitha deagle nikaalke.. Chang ne dono hathon mein chaaku nikaale uske chaaku itane sharp hotey hain ki touch hotey he cut hai..

Do bandey aaye aage talwaar leke.. Lekin Chang dirty khelta hai as woh trick expert hai issliye jaise he woh dono uski taraf aae ussne dono ki taraf maare apne chaaku faink k.. Bhenchod dono ki chest mein jaake dhanss gaye chaaku woh bhi aadhe se jyaada.. Wohlog wahin k wahin break maar gaye or turant ghutnao par girrey.. Chang unhi ki taraf bhaaga or bhaagte hue dono k chest se chaaku nikaale or aage aarahe 2 ki taraf jhapta pehla banda react kar paata usase pehle Chang kaa chaaku uske pait mein tha woh bc vibrate hoke niche girra dusare bandey ne talwaar se waar kiya jisase Chang bacha niche baithke or niche baithey - 2 he usske chaaku ghonpa uss bandey ki Jaangh mein woh banda niche jukha Dard k maare or jukhtey he Chang ne chaaku se Galle par waar Kiya gaya ye toh dead... Bhenchod Chang sachi mein frustrated tha Sara waali situation ko leke jo show horaha tha jitani brutally maar raha tha sabko woh.. Chang dono chaaku leke khadda hua... 3 bandey bache they saamne 3no hichkichaa rahe they aane mein.. Ek banda himmat jutaa k aage badha lekin Chang ne maara faink k chaaku uski taraf bhenchod react takk nahi kar paaya woh banda or chaaku uske Galle se ghussa or piche gardan mein Nikal gaya holy fuck that was painful.. That was very painful.. Waise dekha jaae toh ye deserve karta tha ye mout, bhenchod dekh chuka hai Chang faink raha hai chaaku sabke uppar tab bhi seedha bhaaga aaraha hai uski taraf maadarchod terminator hai tu ..Uss bandey k munh se awaaj bhi naa nikali or woh munh k ball girra niche. Last k 2 bandey bache they.. Tab maine Abeer or Ami k pass call kiya or dono ko bulaaya kyunki police wagairaah kaa issue hone walaa tha bhenchod sabko maar he raha tha ye..

Last 2 mein se ek banda new tha jisko Chang chhodaney ko bol raha tha.. Or woh bechaara piche ko he hatt raha tha.. Ab ek bacha uske pass bhi chaaku tha Chang k pass bhi Woh aage badha kaanptey hue, Chang uski taraf aaya.. Ussne chaaku chalaya lekin Chang bahot tej tha bach gaya or dusara waar bhi kar diya ussne uske hath par jisase uska chaaku girra niche or chakau girrtey he Agle he pall Chang ne ghonpdiya chaaku uske pait mein uss bandey k munh se khoon nikala bhenchod tab Chang ne nikaala chaaku or fir ghonpdiya Bechaare ki bachi kuchi Jaan nikal gayi... Uske pair takk kaanpney lage..

Ab woh last banda bhaaga or idhar Ranbir Bhaaga maine deagle taani Ranbir ki taraf lekin Chang mere saamne aagaya..

Main-Bhosdk Bhaag raha hai woh..

Chang--Jaane do woh he mera plan hai..

Main-What??

Chang--Hari underground hai time lagega dhundane mein lekin isko maalum Hai Hari kahaan hai or Ab iske Bhaadey k tattu hogaye they khatam issliye mujhe maalum tha ye khud aaega tumhaare liye issliye tumhe as a bait use Kiya maine yelog najar rakhe hue they or jaise he tumhe akela dekha aagaye mere jaal mein.. Ab gurantee nahi thi torture karne se bataaega ye issiliye iske uppar tracker daala hai aaj nahi toh kal tak uske pas surely jaaega main isko monitor karta hun tum ye scene sambhaalo..

ye bol Chang gaya uske piche bhenchod bola toh tha he is Smart.. Tab aaye Abeer or Ami wahaan par unhe scene samjhaaya then story ye bani ki hum 3 ghumne aae they inhone attack kiya Ranbir sath tha humne maara Inko Ranbir bhaag gaya... Chang kaa naam nahi aana tha..

Abeer-Ye jaanwar hai bhenchod maarna jaruri tha kya bataao..

Main - Abe sab wanted they ye Kal marrtey aaj nahi toh because Kal wahin miltey humein yelog Hari k personal log hain..

Abeer-ye bhi hai..

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Update-288(The Plan)



Ab Abeer ne police bulaalee turant aae wohlog ambulance aai sathmein... Unhe Kahaani sunaai unhone Maan Lee jab sarkaar aapki ho toh sab kaam apne aap hojaata hai.. Unhone Humse wahin humaare byaan leliye like 30 minutes mein Sab done kardiya unhone.. Or bole aap jao sir hum dekhlenge waise bhi yelog wanted he they.. Aap nahi maartey toh hum maartey.. Ab hum aae waapis hotel ki taraf gaadi park karke andar aae toh mostly Ladkiyaan jaa chuki thi bus Nicki mam Anaa or ek do bachi thi..

Nicki-AP I want to talk to you..

Main-Abhi??

Nicki-Yep abhi..

Main-OK..

Main Nicki Mam or Anaa ek side aae..

Nicki--What just happened??

Main-Nothing much..

Nicki-AP stop lying maine literally gun shots suney hain woh bhi kaafi saare..

Main-Mere uppar nahi they woh i was in a bullet proof car...

Nicki - AP you are taking way many risks here..

Main-No i am not..

Nicki-Then why are you going alone everytime.. Sath leke jaao Atleast kissi ko..

Main-You know mera ek contact hai yahaan woh akele he millna passand karta hai issliye akela Jaana padta hai or waise bhi Abeer or Ami mere piche piche they..

Nicki-I don't believe you...Already injured ho tum uppar se yahaan aake or injured hue or ab bhi akele nikal jaatey ho aadhi raat ko..

Main-It's fine Yaar..

Nicki - It's not AP.. I want you to play it safe here, warna Maine Deepu ko call kardena Hai..

Main-Ab babhi ko kyun leke aarahi ho aap bichmein..

Nicki-Ab meri tu Maan nahi raha toh mere pass kya options hain..??

Main-Ok ok Okkk Waise bhi kal sab over ho he jaaega i am fucking tired of this..

Nicki-Yeah bhalla hoga tumhaara I don't want you getting into more trouble.. Hum kitane darr gaye they maalum Hai tumhe..

Main-Yeah I can see that..

Nicki-Toh samjh jaa warna munh fod dungi tera main..

Main-OK ok..

Nicki-Samjhaao Anaa isko kuch..

Ye bolke Nicki Mam chali gayi wahaan se.. Wahaan bache main or Anaa..

Anaa-What is happening AP??

Main-Nothing you know main sahi rehta hun jabtak koi kaam nahi hota mere pass i mean kissi criminal ko nahi pakkadna hota, jabtak main theek rehta hun, tumne dekha hai yahaan bhi Hari se pehle main theek tha lekin jab ab ye sab suru hogaya hai toh mera mood ussi cheej mein rehta hai jabtak main usko finish naa Karlun.. Issliye don't worry i am just fine..

Anaa-I mean ye baat hai toh bhi raat ko akele Jaana koi sense nahi banaata..

Main-Don't worry Anaa I know what I am doing.. Sojaao raat bahot hogayi hai.. Soon it'll Be over..

Anaa-Pakka??

Main-Yeah Kal yaa parson it'll be all over..

Anaa-OK..

Ye bolke ussne mereko hug kiya and mereko ek chota saa kiss deke good night bolke chali gayi..

Uske baad main bhi aaya apne room mein Sam Ravi or Rohit bhenchod ghode bech k sorahe they...Main laga thoda planning mein kyunki bc tomorrow is a very big day.. Subah mereko Sam ne uthaaya.. Or bc main utha sir Dard k sath kyunki nind puri nahi hui, bc puri kya lawda 2 yaa 3 ghantey soya hoga main theek se..

Main-Kya hua??

Sam-Niche police waale aaein hain millna hai terese unko..

Main-Yahaan?? Kyun?? Bhenchod I swear police are dumb here.. Fuck..

Sam-Kand hua kya koi??

Main-Raatko hua tha bhenchod yahaan kyun aagaye lekin..

Sam-fir Jaldi kar kyunki Nicki mam k sath hain niche woh..

Main-Fuck.. Mera sir Dard kar raha hai yaar..

Main jhatak se khadda hua munh dhoya or Sam k sath niche aaya toh hall mein Kal Raat waala inspector or kuch constables aae they wahaan par.. Unke sath Nicki mam Or Hotel manager khadey they. Uske alaawa aaju baaju kaafi students bhi they .. Main unke pass gaya.. Ab mere sirr Dard kaa result ye tha ki subah subah frustration mein tha main...

Inspector - Parnaam Bhai..

Main-Bahot he gajab k paglait bandey ho yaar tum literally maine kal raat ko kahaa tha tumhe ki jo puchna ho phone karna yahaan nahi aana literally maine 3 baar kahaa tha tumhe still??

Nicki-AP behave..

Main-Mam aap jaao main baat karta hun..

Nicki - Main kahin nahi jaarahi speak with some manners..

Inspe-Sorry bhai lekin kal raat ki koi situation he nahi hai main toh aapko ye files dene aaya hun Hari ki.. Aaplog ne case leliya haina uska toh uska bhi investigating officer main hun toh wahi handover karne aaya hun??

Main-Case humne leliya??

Sam-Yeah Rishi abhi subah gaya ghar ussne bola ki case Tumhaari team ko transfer karwaadiya hai taaki media mein koi lafda naa ho..

Main-Bro I swear Rishi jitana shayana hai utana he bewkuff bhi.. Tu rukk bhai main kuch confirm karta hun..

Inspe-Ji bhai..

Ye bolke main thoda side mein aaya or Rishi ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk kam se kam bataa toh diya kar kya kar raha hai..

Rishi-Kya hua??

Main-Yahaan inspector khadda hai case files liye..

Rishi-Kal bola toh tha be chutiye ko case tumlog ko he dilwaa raha hun...

Main-Haan lekin ek inspector he Milla tujhe ye kaam karwaane k liye bhosdk ye Kal ko kuch sawaal leke aajaaega fir..?

Rishi-2 baatein first iss case par ek inspector he laga tha toh dusara koi nahi aa shakta tha... Dusari ye banda theek hai belive me koi issue nahi hoga..

Main-Still be risk kyun lena thoda bahot bhi..

Rishi-Itana toh lena padega be agar bina case liye tu maarne jaata usko or koi video wagairaah aajaati bahaar by chance toh lawde naa lag jaatey..

Main-I know that lekin still.. Chal tu chhod main dekhta hun..

Rishi - OK latter..

Call disconnected..

Main-Inspector idhar..

Woh Inspector mere pass aaya toh sathmein Nicki mam bhi aai..

Main-Madam 2 minute baat Karlun?? I promise theek se karunga..

Nicki-Inspector agar ye kuch bhi ulta seedha bole toh mujhe Bataana..

Inspe-Ji Madam koi dikkat nahi hai..

Ye sun Nicki mam gayi wahan se..

Main-2 baatein Pehli toh files dede mujhe Dusari ye baat yahin rehni caahiye tere or mere bich koi puche toh bolna hai Hari kaa case issliye transfer kiya gaya humein kyunki tumlog ko time lag raha tha or public protesting ki wajah se pressure tha uppar se public ki demand thi ki case humein handover kiya Jaana caahiye..

Inspe - ji bhai koi dikkat he nahi hai..

Main-Bus ye kaam karna jiss din sarkaar bani uss din sabse pehla kaam hoga tera promotion.. Samjha??

Inspec-Arrey uski jarurat nahi hai bhai main waise he kardunga..

Main-Fir bhi inaam k taur par lelena.. Bus baat yahi honi caahiye..

Inspe-Ji ji bilkul..

Main-Chaliye fir..

Ye bol woh nikala wahaan se..

Main-Oye Sam kissi ko bol k coffee mangwaa yaar meri khopdi fatt rahi hai..

Sam-Aditi ko bola hai baith tu..

Main wahaan sofa par baith gaya 8 baje they subah k.. 1 ghantey mein Hari kaa warrant up hone waala Tha or usase pehle woh surrender nahi karne waala Tha.. Yaani marega he woh..

Nicki-Kya hua sir Dard kyun kar raha hai??

Main-Nind nahi hui puri..

Nicki-Abhi soja jaake..

Main-Naa abhi kaam khatam karne Jaana Hai..

Aditi-Coffee sir aapki..

Main--Thanks..

Maine usase coffee Lee toh mera phone baja jo Chang kaa tha.. Main wahaan se utha or ek side aaya..

Main-Bol..

Chang-Hari mill gaya hai..

Main--OH hell Yeah.. Kidhar hai??

Chang-Ek Basti hai address message karta hun main.. Ranbir kaa adda hai yahaan ek ussi mein baitha hai..

Main-Kya scene rahega??

Chang-Dikkat ye hai ki iss basti mein jyaadatar gundey mawali hain or mere hissab se unka connection Ranbir se hai toh tumlog aaoge toh woh bhi bichmein aaenge.. Lekin dikkat ki koi baat nahi hai ye chaaku churri waale gundey hain so jyaada problem naa hogi..

Main-Bus toh fir dikkat he naa Hai bc.

Chang -Uss addey Mein Hari Ranbir k alawa Atleast 20+ bandey honge unke hathyaar kya hain unke pass no idea.. Main look out par rahunga koi dikkat hogi toh I'll be there.. But I hope meri jarurat naa paddey tumhe..

Main-Yeah yeah main dekhlunga..

Chang-adress k sath photos bhej raha hun iss jahaj ki thodi badi jagah hai. Like 3 - 4 Chotey Chotey ghar ek sath hain.. Thoda tricky hai lekin wohlog bewkuff hain toh easily hojaana caahiye..

Main-Ok Ok..

Chang - OK boss best of luck.. Fuck em up..

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Update-289(Plan Fucked)



So Mere pass Chang kaa message aagaya jisme Adress or uss jagah ki images thi basically ek basti thi city ki outskirts par or uss basti k andar ek pura portion Ranbir k naam tha like 3-4 makaan ek sath they jinmein unka thikaana tha bahot he low class jagah thi issiliye Hari ne chuni thi kyunki koi expect nahi karega itana bada aadmi aisi jagah par chuppa hai.. Smart.. So Its time to act on the plan..

Main-Sam sabko bol room mein aaein in 5 minutes..

Sam-Yo..

Main wahaan se coffee peetey hue uppar aaya room mein or mere piche piche puri team aagayi yaani Abeer, Mangal, Ami, Jack, Vinny, Sam, Ravi or Rohit..Maine unhe Adress bataaya pics dikhaai..

Main-So plan ye hoga ki humaare bandey Wahaan jyaada help nahi kar paaenge kyunki public place hai or public k hissab se Team mein shamil nahi hain yelog toh yelog kaa kaam hoga local gunde log ko control karna jo hero banenge wahaan kyunki pura area local gundon se bharra hai wohlog mein se ek aadh pakka Hari ko khuss karne k liye bich mein aaenge lekin unka hissab tumlog turant karoge...

Jack-Ok bhai samjhaa dunga sabko..

Main-Ravi Rohit Or Sam tumlog kuch Bandon k sath basti ko gherloge koi bahaar aae toh uska ilaaj hona caahiye agar uske pass gun hai toh khopdi mein goli maaro or Agar gun wagairaah nahi hai toh taang mein. Andar ki Situation ye hogi ki Main Abeer Ami Mangal Jack or Vinny enter karenge sabse main baat wohlog Noob hain jyaada tactics nahi aati unhe issliye thoda saa bhi smart kheloge toh touch bhi naa kar paaenge wohlog.. Gun fight k dauran bus jagah badalte rehna jhant barabar aim hai unka goli lagna toh durr hai aas pass bhi naa aaegi..

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle door bell baji Maine gate khola toh Saamne Anjali Jiya or Priyanka khaddi thi.

Anjali-Surprise baby.

Main-I hate you guys.

Anjali-But we love you...

Woh teeno Galle milli merese then andar aae wohlog baaki sabse Mille.. Rishi ne bheja hoga unhe 100% nayi sarkaar hai woh nahi caahta koi ungali uthaae issliye sab officially kar raha tha woh..

Anjali-So humaare bina party karne jaa rahe they tumlog aise kaise..

Main-Rishi ne bheja??

Anjali-Haan.. Ussne bola 9 baje takk tumlog karoge nahi kuch usase pehle pohanch jaaein bahot Hai.

Main-Main time naa waste karna caahta tha tumlog kaa yaar itana bada toh case he naa Hai..

Anjali-No worries waise bhi kuch Khaas nahi horaha apne yahaan toh 2 chote motey cases chal rahe hain jispar Ajay Deepak Rajat or Pooja lage hain toh hum aagaye.. Kya scene hai??

Maine unhe plan samjhaaya or ab aage kaa scene bataane laga...

Main-So abhi thoda change hai As Andar jaaenge Main Ami Abeer Mangal Jack Vinny Anjali Jiya or Priyanka.. 3 teams hongi Main Ami or Anjali ek team second Mangal Vinny or Jiya third Jack Abeer or Priyanka.. Humlog saamne se entry karenge Abeer ki team back se aaegi or left se Mangal ki team.... Uss addey k Right mein jagah hai nahi bhaagne ki toh wohlog fans jaaenge bichmein...

Anjali-Perfect.. Entrance kitane hain??

Main-Total 6 hain iss puri building mein building kya bc ye jo bhi hai ye 3 ghar ek sath hain or 3on single floor k hain toh jyaada dikkat nahi hogi.. 3 ghar ek dusare se connected hain matlab ek se dusare ghar mein andar he andar jaa shaktey hain..

Anjali--OK toh main cheej rahegi ki hum crossfire kaa dhyaan rakhein ek dusare ko he naa thokdein kyunki entry humaari aisi hogi ki hum aamne saamne honge..

Abeer-Yess ye jaruri Hai unse Darrne ki jarurat nahi hai humein lekin crossfire se bachna hai issliye andhaa dhund goli nahi chalaani hai kissi bhi hisse mein..

Main-True..

Mangal-Bus toh fir we ready to move baby..

Main-So Team..

Sab-Yes boss..

Main-Let's kill some people..

Sab-Oh Hell Yeah..

Ab humlog hone lage ready Shirt k niche bullet proof vest pehni maine baaki sab ne uppar pehni risk naa lena tha kyunki itani badi toh machhali he nahi hai ye issliye sab according to plan karna tha. Maine 2no deagle Lee 2 extra magazines. Almost sabne pistols he Lee thi kyunki agar Smg yaa assault rifles letey toh bhenchod andhaa dhund firing hoti or ek dusare ko he lag jaati wahan..

Hum sablog as usual BT device se connected they ek dusare se.. Hum 8.45 am par nikale room se ready hoke.. By stairs niche aae tabtak Vinny Bandon k sath ready tha bahar garden mein wohlog bhi ready they 25 bandey they according to Vinny.. Or wahaan garden mein un sabko gher k khadey they humaare chutiye students.. Humaare guards apne kaam se kaam rakhne waale serious bandey hain lekin Ashish wagairaah unhe hansaane ki try kar rahe they or kaamyaab bhi horahe they.. Abhi gang wahaan thi Nicki Mam Or Riti mam bhi.

Main - Oye bhaddi shakal k bhaddey jaanwar woh goli maardega...

Ashish - Aise kaise.

Main-Vinny maar toh ek..

Ye bol Vinny ne serious face k sath gun nikaali jisase Ashish 3 feet door jaake girra...

Ashish - Bc stop it main toh majaak kar raha tha..

Vinny-Main bhi.. Ha ha ha so funny..

Main-So Guys tumlog nikalo.. Vinny tu inke sath nikal aage milliyo..

Vinny-Ji Bhai..

Ashish - Kidhar jaaraha haibe...

Main-Main Sam Ravi Rohit toh kahin na jaarahe yelog jaarahe hain kand karne jaa sath jaana hai toh..

Ashish - Hell no.. I love my life..

Main-Toh chup baith..

Bandey nikale Vinny k sath. Tab Nicki mam aai humaare pass. Pehle toh Anjali Jiya or Priyanka se milli woh.. You know girly stuff...

Nicki-Dhyaan rakhna kissi ko kuch bhi hua toh munh fod dungi ek ek kaa...Sab safely aana waapis..

Main-Wahi plan hai madam..

Nicki-Best of luck.. Go for it..

Main - Yo.. Thanks.

Main Ami or Anjali Bently mein aae baaki teams apni apni gaadiyon mein they.. Humlog hotel se nikale toh Anaa kaa call aaya mere pass.

Main-Yello..

Anaa-Be safe AP..

Main-I will.. Dont worry..

Anaa-Promise me..

Main-Promise..

Anaa-I love you..

Main-Same..

Anaa-Hehee.. Bye.. Good luck..

Call disconnected..

Anjali-Same nahi I love you too hota hai..

Main-Stop listening to my phone calls..

Anjali-Hehe.. Btw mereko babhi ne bataya and I am so happy for you guys..

Main-Thanks..

Anjali--Thanks chhod party kidhar hai.

Main-Soon...

Anjali-Oh hell yeah..

Humlog uss area mein enter hue tab baaki sab teams bhi position mein thi road cross kartey he saamne woh basti thi humlog road k Dusari taraf they..

Main-(Bluetooth Par) Humlog entry kar rahe hain Abeer tumlog just baadmein entry karna..Uske baad Mangal..

Abeer-OK lets go..

Basti k middle mein they Woh ghar aaju baaju baaki ghar they.. Humlog aage aae humaare just saamne woh ghar they..Aage jaake humne dekha ki basti ekdum sunshaan thi like sab ghar bandh they ek bacha bhi nahi tha bahaar.. Or jab mujhe ye realise hua tabtak late ho chuka tha kyunki bhenchod Saamne uss ghar ki chat k uppar se andha dhund firing hone lagi...

Anjali-Back back back... Fuckkk..

Maine Bently back gear mein waapis douda di bullet proof hone kaa faayda bhenchod... Lekin jyaada derr nahi rehti bullet proof kyunki koi maadarchod chatt par se Ak47 yaa aisi koi gun chalaa raha tha woh bhi ek nahi like 3 bandey.. Maine gaadi ghumaa di back mein or ek ghar k side mein aaya..

Anjali-(BT Par) Abort abort abhi naa jaana koi..

Abeer-Okk OK.. Lekin What the fuck was that..

Main-(BT par)-Bhenchod koi Ak47 liye baithey hain saamne chatt par.. Jaan nikal gayi thi bhenchod holy fuck that was close..

Abeer-Firing suntey he rukk gaye they humlog toh..

Mangal-Same..

Main-Sahi kiya.. Holy fuck bhai atleast 40 goliyaan lagi hain puri gaadi mein bhenchod that was scary.. Kon maadarchod ak47 deke gaya Inko what the fuck chatt par baithey hain be.. Saala pubg waala camp bhenchod...

Ami-That was scary as fuck..

Mangal-Toh ab??

Main-Ab sochtey hain kuch aise nahi jaa shaktey aage gaadi or jyaada shots naa seh paaegi bc it was scary as fuck....

Mangal-Bhosdk humaari waali gaadi tere waali jitani bulletproof nahi hai jo itane gunshots seh legi gand Marr jaaegi..

Main-So Plan toh hai ek mere pass...

Mangal-Toh dikkat kya hai??

Main-Actually Bently Jaane k chances hain..

Mangal-Fuck the bentley bhenchod main nayi dilwaadunga tu plan bol...

Main-OK deal then. Suno Mangal tumlog Abeer ki team k sath mill jaao.. main karunga ye ki full speed seedha douda dunga gaadi uss ghar mein he, lakdi kaa portion hai ye toh seedha andar he jaaunga main wohlog kaa dhyaan hoga mere uppar toh tumlog piche se entry le lena andar.. Ek baar andar aae toh wohlog uppar se goli naa maar paaenge.

Mangal-Boss that is risky as fuck..

Main-Ab jo hai yahi hai..

Sam-Fuck a risky bhenchod it sounds so cool kar daal..

Abeer-Bhosdk tu BT se bahaar nikal bichmein confuse naa kar..

Sam-Oh fuck you.. Tujhe kyaa maalum coolness kya cheej hoti hai.. Go for it AP fuck the Bently.. Koi video banaalena..

Mangal-Sam Shut the fuck up..

Ravi-Ek or Non cool banda bola.. Inki naa sun be AP kar daal..

Main-Bhosdko tumhe maalum Hai yahaan saamne se harr second mein 5 - 7 goliyaan lagrahi hain gaadi k uppar or mereko Atleast 10 seconds lagenge wahaan takk pohanchney mein woh bhi tab jab wohlog tire par naa maar paae toh.. Agar tire par lagi toh bc gand Marr jaaegi.. Yaani mereko 70 goliyon se bachke saamne pohanchna hai or tereko cool lag raha hai..

Sam-It is cool to us baaki Teri marji record par chaddega Mast lagega...

So Ab 2 choices they humaare pass Pehli ye karun main risk leke yaa fir abhi nikalein yahaan se or baadmein or taiyaari karke aaein lekin tabtak ye gayab hojaaega yaa fir kuch or plan karega.. Issliye maine socha yahi kartey hain... Fuck it.. Whats the fun without the risk..

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Update-290(Insane Execution)



Main-I am doing it..

Ravi-Oh hell yeah..

Sam-Video jarur banaana be koi..

Anjali-Video ki jarurat nahi hai road k Dusari taraf k gharon ki chatt dekho log already bana rahein hain video..

Sam-Unke phone chutiya honge tumlog banaao be koi..

Main-Sam shut the fuck up..

Sam-Sorry..

Main-Anjali Ami tumlog bhi uttaro or rotate karo Mangal k pass wahaan se ek sath push karna..

Anjali-Maine socha tha hum teeno jaarahe hain seedhe..

Ami-Yeah.. I am down...

Main-Oh hell no itana bhi risk nahi lena.. Tumlog uttaro or rotate karo jaldi.

Ami or Anjali gaadi se uttari maine seat belt lagaai.

Main-Wish me luck boys i am going in..

Sab-Best of luck..

Main-Jaise he main ghussun turant aage badhna tumlog..

Mangal-You got it boss.

Agar ye successful hua toh it'll be cool as fuck..

Main-1,2,3 let's go baby..

Main pehle toh piche leke gaya gaadi or wahaan se seedhi doudaai Bentley ne seconds mein speed pakkadi or jaise he main unki range mein aaya wohlog lage andhaa dhund firing karne kuch goliyaan gaadi par lagi kuch miss hui.. Speed bahot jyaada thi jisase main dodge maar raha tha bullets ye saamne waala ghar totally lakkadi kaa tha i mean idhar jyaadatar ghar bamboos wagairaah k he hotey hain but ye waala literally lakadi ka tha.. Issliye maine gaadi full speed mein pel di ab main seedhi takkar maarta toh damage mujhe jyaada hota issliye maine gaadi ghumaadi or gaadi full speed par drift karti hui ghar mein right side se bc faadti hui andar ghussi.. Airbags khulle lekin still bhenchod bahot he bhayaanak jhatka laga mujhe.. Kaanon mein bus "Chuuuuuuuuuunnnn" yahi sunaai deraha tha ek baar ko toh vission bhi blurr hogaya tha bhenchod..

Abeer-AP we can't push humpar dusare ghar se goliyaan chal rahi hain bc.. Tu nikal wahaan se..

Maine suna jarur woh lekin abhi reply dene ki haalat mein nahi tha main kyunki bhenchod meri khopdi he centre mein naa thi abhi takk.. Sab ghum raha tha..

Abeer-AP..?

Main-What the fuck do you mean tumlog push nahi kar shaktey.

Abeer--Tere left waale ghar se firing horahi hai humaare uppar, we are pinned down koi angle nahi hai humaare pass..

Main - OK main nikalta hun waapis tumlog risk naa lena..

Maine gaadi start ki toh start toh turant hogayi lekin bhenchod gaadi atak gayi thi. Bc hilli takk nahi..

Main-Car is stuck bhenchod I am trapped..

Abeer-Hum push karein maybe miss kardein wohlog..

Main-Bhosdk AK 47 chalaa rahe hain woh ek goli miss hogi 2 hogi 4 hongi lekin uske baad bhoond denge tumhe woh... Tumlog rukko main ye jagah clear karta hun.. Then turant aage badhna warna main chudd jaaunga..

Abeer-Be safe bc..

Gaadi bhenchod 50% destroyed thi front mirror nikalke girrne waala Tha niche... Main gaadi se nikala Dono deagle liye or pehle toh cover mein aaya kyunki mujhe mere left se kissi k aane ki awaaj aai.. Or mera shakk sahi tha kyunki 2 bandey aae apni pistol aim kiye meri gaadi par.. Main hidden tha unke left mein...

Aadmi1-Gaadi mein nahi hai koi..

Aadmi2 - Toh kahaan hai??

Main-Hello..

Wohlog meri taraf ghum paatey usase pehle maine dono ko ek sath dono deagle se goli maari bam dono ki khopdi kholdi bhenchod.. Ab mereko pehle toh uppar waale clear karne they.. Yahaan se uppar Jaane ki seedhiyaan thi uppar koi room nahi tha bus deewar kaa cover leke goliyaan chalaa rahe they wohlog lekin main seedha uppar nahi jaa shakta tha kyunki unko pata tha main andar ghuss chukka hun issliye seddhiyon par aim karke baithey honge wohlog.. Issliye main seedhiyon mein half aake rukka..

Main-Yo Abeer..

Abeer-Haan..

Main-Jiss ghar mein main hun uski chatt k uppar angle hai kya tumhaara koi..???

Abeer-Haan chatt dikh rahi hai lekin wohlog nahi, maybe deewar kaa cover liya hai unhone..

Main-Unko dekhne ki jarurat nahi hai ek kaam karna 3 takk count karna or uske baad sablog ek sath uss chatt par goliyaan chalaana koi dikhe yaa nahi I don't care bus goli chalaana andaadhund..

Abeer-OK we got you..

Main-1,.... 2....

Abeer-3...

Iske baad mereko bhayaanak bullets ki awaaj aai or issi bich main bhaaga seedhiyon se uppar or bc filmy style mein seedhiyon se seedha kudda bahaar or cover fire kaa faayda ye hua ki woh 3no k 3no bandey mereko cover letey hue Mille Abeer and team se bachne k liye .. Maine pehle ko toh hawa mein he maara bhenchod saale ki gardan mein goli maari.. Dusare ko maine niche girrtey he maara wohlog Abeer wagairaah ki bullets se bachne mein itane busy hogaye ki mujhe bhool gaye jo unki sabse badi galati thi.. Ab teesra banda mera plan samjh gaya tha or woh bhenchod meri taraf palta AK leke lekin usase pehle main ludaktey hue waapis seedhiyon mein aagaya tab ek goli lagi mere bagal mein..

Main - bhenchod main hun woh..

Mangal-My bad..

Main-Merkeo he thokde lawde tu.

Ab woh teesra banda meri taraf aaya as mereko footsteps sunaai diye uske or ye lawde ki sabse badi galati thi kyunki aisa kartey hue ussne khudko Abeer and baaki ki taraf se khudko expose kardiya..

Main-Maar isko Maar..

Main for safety reasons niche ko chala gaya ki kya pata miss hojaaein wohlog lekin agle he pal ek sath kai goliyaan chali or uppar body girri uski niche.. Issliye main waapis uppar aaya.

Main-Hold fire.

Abeer-Gajab londey bus ab ye side waale ghar ki Window clear kardey fir humlog aage badhein..

Main-Sab he kardunga main bc...

Abeer-Humaari galati nahi hai ki tera plan chutiya tha..

Main-Lawde mujhe thodi pata tha ye maadarchod ak47 leke baithey honge what the fuck is that.. Terrorist hain bc ye toh.

Abeer-Haan bc.

Main-Hold on koi aaraha hai seedhiyon se.. Main dekhta hun usse..

Main cover leke mundi nikaalke seedhiyon ki taraf dekha toh bhenchod ek nahi 2 nahi 4 bandey hath mein ak47 liye uppar aarahe they or jaise he meri mundi nikali unhone chalaai goliyaan bhenchod main turant aaya cover mein... Ye gand Marr gayi.

Main-May Day May Day May day..

Ye bolke main uss chatt se Bhaag k saamne waale ghar ki chatt par kudda. Like spiderman ki tarah munh k ball woh bhi bhenchod kyunki 1% bhi chance naa Tha main un 4on ko thok deta pistol k sath jabki unke pass assault rifles thi... Saamne waali chatt thodi niche thi gap utana nahi tha bichmein main saamne waali chatt par ek Chaarpaai k uppar girra munh k ball woh bhi bhenchod girrtey he chaarpaai tutt gayi or main girra chatt par fuck chest lagi niche jaake.. Bach gaya thobada lagta toh bhenchod daant bahaar aatey..

Mangal-Bhenchod ye kya tha?? Spiderman hai tu...

Ami:- What the fuck was that.?

Main-Bhenchod holy fuck.. Bhai harr bandey k pass automatic rifle hai yahaan par.. 4 bandey they wahaan holy fuck gand fatt gayi..

Anjali-Language. Guys.

Main-My bad..

Abeer-Iss Ghar Mein 2 bandey hain just pehle room ki windows par unko maardey toh humlog aaein aage..

Main-Haan bc wahi karna padega akele ki bus ki baat naa Hai ye.

Main langdaatey hue khadda hua kyunki gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod... Main uss chatt ki seedhiyon se niche aaya niche waalon ko maalum bhi naa Tha ki main iss ghar mein hun issliye main dabe paaon niche aaya or first room mein ghussa wohlog dono ki peeth thi meri taraf or dono he apni gun taane khidki se Baahar Abeer wagairaah par aim kiye khadey they.. Main ahista se unke piche aaya dono k bichmein aake dono ki khopadi k uppar gun taani..

Main-Koi dikha??

Aadmi2-Naa.. Udhar chuppe hain... Hum dekhlenge tumlog saamne sambhaalo...

Main-Waah bhosdk AK leli toh gangster nahi banjaaoge tum Dimag bhi hona caahiye maadarchod..

Or jab unhe realise hua ki they fucked up or woh ghumtey usase pehle maine trigger dabaa diya dono kaa ek sath bhenchod surprise surprise mein he marr gaye Bechaare dono.. Dhadd se niche girre wohlog..

Main - You are clear guys lets go..

Abeer-Fantastic bc great job...

Ab iss ghar mein Atleast 2 bandey they jinki awaaj aarahi thi mujhe.. 4 uss ghar mein they jahaan se main kudda tha or baaki teesre ghar mein they..Yaani teesre ghar mein bahot bandey they... Issliye usse abhi k liye chhod detey hain. We are in to deep guys lets fucking do it..

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Update-291(The Chase)



Main-Tumlog mere waale ghar mein ghusso or baaki log jahaan se main kudda tha Usmein uppar jo 4 bandey hain unko bichmein lo bc dono taraf se goli maaro bhenchodon ko..lets go...

Abeer- We got you tu wahin rukk..

Main-OK..

Ab baaki team ki baari thi.. Jaise he mereko log meri taraf aatey sunaai diye main uss khidki se bahaar kudd gaya kyunki mujhe maalum nahi tha kitane log hain bc. Wohlog uss room mein enter hue toh piche se Abeer Mangal Jack or Ami enter hue bhenchod bhoond diya main waapis khidki mein aaya..

Abeer - What the fuck tu kidhar se aaya..

Main-Bhaag gaya tha main ye aae tab.

Wahaan 3 bandey or girre they yaani total 5 uss room mein 3 Dusari chatt par 2 uss ghar mein niche total 10 down they.. Uske baad mujhe or goliyon ki awaaj sunaai di pistols ki yaani humaare waale he maar rahe they..

Anjali--Roof waale 4 down..

Main-Gajab.

Jinse darrke main kudda tha woh 4on gaye yaani 2 ghar totally clear they 14 log Marr chuke they... Ab 1 ghar baaki tha jo main tha or bada tha..

Abeer- Next ghar mein wohlog set hue baithey honge kya kiya jaae..

main-pehle toh sablog ek jagah aao...

Sablog wahaan aagaye..

Main - 3 teams hain Wahi rahengi Main Anjali or Ami iss ghar ki chatt se kuddenge saamne teesare ghar k uppar.. Abeer ki team inki Ak47 uthaao or iss khidki se andhaa dhund firing kardo teesre ghar k uppar jisase wohlog apni apni jagah chhod idhar udhar bhaagein.. .. Or Jaise he Tumhaari goliyaan khatam hon tab Mangal ki team enter karegi main entrance clear kartey hue ussi time humlog uppar se enter honge then Abeer and team Mangal ki team k piche piche ghussenge andar waalon k pass bhaagne ko jagah nahi hogi..

Mangal-Perfect..

Main-Anjali Ami let's go...

Main Anjali Ami uppar aae yahaan se last ghar k uppar kuddana tha... Or not gonna lie gap thoda jyaada tha.

Anjali-AP Gap kuch jyaada nahi hai??

Main-Kuch?? Bahot jyaada hai.. Yahaan se kuddein toh saamne deewar pakkadke uppar chadd shaktey hain..

Anjali--Main iss taraf se jaa shakti hun..

Main - Ok.. Ami..?

Anjali - Ami..

Hum dono discussion mein busy they iss bich Ami seedhi bhaagti hui saamne waali chatt par kudd gayi..

Anjali-What the fuck.. Bandar hai kya ye..

Main - Ok lets go tu idhar se jaa main udhar se..

Hum dono bhi bhaagte hue kuddey main bhi pohanch gaya or Anjali bhi pohanch gayi.. Fir suru hui niche firing like crazy firing... Humlog seedhiyon par rukke niche nahi Jaana tha warna Abeer wagairaah humein he bhoond denge bhenchod.. Kuch seconds baad Abeer and team rukki toh humein niche bahot halchal sunaai di yaani plan kamyaab tha.. 3 bandey toh uppar aae bhaagtey hue or humein dekh gun nikaalne ki bajaae niche kuddne lage saalon ki peeth mein goli maari Anjali or Ami ne main thoda piche tha.. Woh 3no gaye kaam se..

Mangal-Entering now.

Main-Anjali Ami let's go..

Udhar se Mangal wagairaah enter hue or idhar se hum seedhiyon se niche kuddey iss bich jo bandey hall mein they woh bichmein fans gaye kuch humaari taraf paltey kuch Mangal wagairaah ki taraf or iss confusion mein wohlog busy they idhar humne goliyaan chala di bhenchod sabko wahin leta diya.. 6 - 7 bandey they woh log... Unmein se ek ko bhi goli chalaane kaa mouka nahi diya humne itana jaldi niptaaya unhe team work was insane at that time..

Ab wahaan 3 rooms baaki they.. Yaani jo tha yahin tha.

Abeer- Bahaar se bandey aarahe hain.. I repeat bahaar se bandey aarahe hain guns hain unke pass..

Main-Shit tumlog sambhaalo..Main Anjali or Ami rooms cover kartey hain..

Baaki sablog bahaar waalon se fight karne lage or idhar Main Anjali or Ami in teeno darwaajon ko cover karke baithey..Tab Mere waale room mein se mujhe khidki khulne or bahaar kuddney ki awaaj aai Maine ek gun daali or Dusari seedhi taane aage badha .. Maine maari gate ko laat lakdi ka gate tha sapaat se khull gaya.. Toh mera shakk sahi tha 2 bandey abhi kuddey they khidki se or ek Hari tha unmein se.. Lekin unse pehle uss room mein 2 bandey or they ek ladki or ek aadmi.. Ladki shayad inki rakhail wagairaah thi goli nahi maarni thi usko or woh banda uske piche cover leke khadda Tha chaaku tha uske pass... Waah bhenchod waah Ak47 se chaaku k pass aagaye yelog..

Main-Chaaku bhenchod seriously..?

Aadmi-Bandukk bache chalaatey hain... Dum hai toh theek se Ladd... Banduk niche daal..

Main-OK ok.. Aaja Rambo.. Ladki se durr hatt..

Ye bol maine gun daali niche or uski taraf ishaara kiya..

Ye dekh ussne ladki ko maara dhakka or meri taraf aaya lekin main thehra ghatiya aadmi jaise he woh aage badha maine Dusari gun nikaali or woh samjh paata usase pehle uski khopdi mein goli daag di.. Woh Ladki chilaai..or issi bich uss room k bathroom kaa gate khulla or 2 bandey bhenchod bhaagte hue meri taraf aae main react takk naa kar paaya or pehle ne maari mujhe takkar jaanwar k maafik main piche deewar se takraaya bhenchod sir fatt gaya hoga, meri gun bhi chutti hath se.... Ek second ko toh blank hogaya main then reality mein aaya toh woh dusara banda mereko laat maar raha tha niche paddey ko he.. Main slide karke unke pass se nikala...

Main-Help..

Ye suntey he Ami aai gate par or bc dono ko goli maari.. Mere sir mein se khoon nikalne laga jyaada nahi but kaafi sahi laga tha..

Main-Hari is running tumlog yahaan nipto main usko pakkadta hun..

Ami-Go go..

Ye bol main khidki se kudda or Hari ki taraf Bhaaga mereko woh saamne dikhe like durr road k pass jyaada tejj nahi Bhaag rahe they wohlog kyunki dono he chutiya shape mein they.. Dusara banda Ranbir tha uska bhai jiski help se Chang ne dhunda tha inhe.. Main gand faad Bhaaga unki taraf.. Humlog ne itana shor machaaya tha ki road par 90% traffic rukk gaya tha or wohlog wahaan se humein he dekh rahe they jyaadatar k hath mein mobiles they.. Hari or Ranbir dono he road par pohanch gaye they or wahaan se woh ek khaali truck k piche chadd gaye traffic k kaaran truck slowly jaa raha tha toh aaram se chadd gaye wohlog ab woh truck aage badha toh idhar se main bhaaga gand faad maine literally Saara dum lagaa diya kyunki unhe nikalne nahi dena tha.. Truck uss traffic waale portion mein se slowly nikal raha tha.. Issliye main bhi pohanch gaya uske piche or Bhaag k latak gaya piche.. Main uppar chaddne laga toh flow flow mein itana khogaya tha ki main ye bhool gaya ki unke pass hathyaar bhi ho shaktey hain or jaise he main thoda uppar aaya mere saamne Ranbir khadda tha gun liye or jaise he maine gun dekhi maine hath chhod diye or truck se gira niche meri khopdi lagi niche sadak par bhenchod aaj sir fatt he jaaega mereko bhaari Dard hua lekin main turant side mein ludak k utha kyunki woh maadarchod goliyaan chalaa raha tha uss jaatey hue truck mein se... Main side hatta goliyon se bacha lekin ussi time mere piche se aarahi ek bike ne maari mujhe takkar bhenchod durr jaake girra main woh bike bhi girri koi sports bike thi jo kaafi powerful thi kyunki mereko faink k maara maadarchod bike ne main munh k ball late gaya wahaan toh kuch seconds baad woh bike driver aaya mere pass.. Koi 23-25 ummar kaa ladka tha main khadda hua..

Driver-Theek hai tu??

Main-Bhen k lawde F1 racer hai tu itana tej bike kon chalaata hai maadarchod...

Driver-Tejj kahaan bhai main toh 45 par tha..

Main-Durr hatt or chaabi de mereko teri bike ki..

Driver - Kyun??

Main-Mereko uss truck ka picha karna hai issliye... Movies nahi dekhta kya police bitch give me your bike..

Driver-Jaa naa chutiya naa bana teri umar k bharti bhi naa hotey honge..

Main-Bhen k lawde bol toh aise raha hai maano tu 120 saal kaa hai bhosdk durr hatt teri Maa ki chut.. Ye bolke maine usko maari laat woh bhenchod sadak se durr jaake girra maine uski bike uthaai or truck ki side nikala..

Main-(Bluetooth Par) Sam gaadi leke aa road se city ki taraf abhi k abhi gun leke aana jarur.. Main dikh jaaunga tujhe aage bike par...

Sam-On my way boss..

Main-Pel dena gaadi full...

Main truck se thoda durr tha kyunki truck se goli chalaa rahe they wohlog mere uppar... Maadarchod filmy scene tha pura lekin Jaane nahi dunga main naa naa naa..

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