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mastram kahani 8TH SEMESTER !

Update-154
"iski to ye bhi meri tarah bhag kar ghumane gayi thi...aaj kal ke students me sharifi bachi hee nahi hai siway mere... "
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Humare ghonchu warden ne shuru me hum sabse kaha tha ki samne jo dusare college ka camp hai..unke college ka level bahut gira hua hai aur waha ke students ekdum defaulter hai....baad me mujhe maloom chala ki warden ne hume unse door rahne ke liye aisa kaha tha, taki koyi lafda na ho...lekin ab lagbhag hum sabhi jaan chuke the ki samne jis college ka camp laga hai usme MBBS ke students hai aur mere khayal se kisi ko ye batane ki jaroorat nahi ki MBBS ki value kya hoti hai .
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"yar Arman ,wo sale MBBS ke students hai..maine socha tha ki jab bhi unse mulaqat hogi to apna collar uncha aur seena chauda karke chalunga...lekin ab to..."
"janeman, ghodo ke jhund me gadho ko shamil karne se ,wo ghoda nahi ban jata aur isase kya fark padta hai ki wo MBBS ke students hai ya 12th fail ke..."maine kaha,jabki main janta tha ki fark to padta hai .
"to aage ka kya plan hai, Arman bhai...main to bolta hoon ki kal phhir nadi ke upar bane pull me jate hai aur laundo ko pelte hai..."
"Tu yaha ,yahi karne aaya hai kya...beta kismat har baar sath nahi deti.yadi koyi couple group me aaya ho to phhir chud jayenge..."
"to filhal abhi kya kare...bhari bore ho raha hoon "
"filhal to world cup nikalo....samay gujar jayega..."
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'PLATINUM' ke ek bumpher ko raat bhar me maine,Arun aur Rajshri Pandey ne khatm kar diya tha....Sulabh aur Naveen daru peete nahi the aur Saurabh ne kaha ki aaj shaniwar hai isliye wo aaj nahi piyega .
dusare din sabse pahle meri aankh khuli aur aankh khulte hee meri nazar sabse pahle mere hath me bandhi ghadi par gayi aur baad me daru ke us bumpher par,jise kal raat hum teen logo ne khali kiya tha.is waqt 9 baj rahe the aur daru ki botal me kuchh daru ab bhi baki thi....
"sala kal raat ko lagta hai ,in dono ne apna aakhiri peg nahi liya...warna hisab se to aaj botal ko khali hona chahiye tha...."Platinum ki botal ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur botal ko uthakar sochne laga ki iska kya kiya jaye...bahar fek du ya phhir pee loon....
"nahi sala kahi chadh gayi to phhir main sabki dayi chod dunga..."sochate hue maine Platinum ke dhakkan ko khola aur jaise hee bache hue daru ko girane wala tha ,mere man me khayal aaya ki"pee hee leta hoon,itne se mera kya hoga...zameen par girane se to achchha hai ki apne pet me gira loon..."
iske baad maine bina kuchh soche botal me thoda pani dala aur kuchh der botal ko hilane ke baad botal ke muh ko apne muh se lagaya aur khel khatm
Mere sare dost abhi tak kharrate le rahe the,isliye maine waha bikhri hui sari avaidh cheezo jaise ki cigarette ke packet, disposable glass aur world cup ko ek badi si polythene me bharkar camp se bahar nikla .
"idhar to koyi kharab jagah dikh hee nahi rahi...ye sab kachra kaha phheku..."maine socha..aur phhir khayal aaya ki chup chap jakar dusare college ke jo camp hai ,waha rakh deta hoon ,isase to hum log door-door tak nahi fasenge aur maine aisa hee kiya...main chup-chap dusare college ke camp ke paas gaya aur polythene waha chhodkar wapas aa gaya.
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Subah ke 10 baje sabhi students bahar jama hue. Hum sab neeche khade the aur humara warden ek bade se patthar ke upar white kit pahle khada tha.
"sab log yaha se neeche jayenge aur pull ki taraf na jakar right side me jayenge...right side me hum logo ke liye bahut sari activities hai, jaise ki rappelling ,fishing....jisko jo karna hai wo...wo karega aur sham ke 4 baje tak wapas yaha aana hai."Patthar se neeche kudkar warden ne aage kaha"aur khabardar jo koyi yaha se neeche jane ke baad pull ki taraf ya coffee house ki taraf gaya to....yadi maine kisi ko aisa karte hue pakad liya to aaj raat ka khana usi se banwaunga...understand..."
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"ye sala humara warden ,khud ko samajhta kya hai...BC humlog koyi bachche hai kya jo har waqt ye batata rahta hai ki ye mat karo,wo mat karo....Arman tu dekhna yadi mera dimag kharab hua na to sale ko isi nadi me dubo-dubo kar mar dunga..."pahadi se neeche utarte waqt Arun ne kaha....
maine Arun ko koyi jawab nahi diya,kyunki is samay mera pura dhyan pahadi se neeche utarne me tha...mere aisa karne ki vajah ye thi ki subah jo maine do peg mare the,uska halka-halka asar hone laga tha aur mujhe ye dar tha ki yadi maine yaha bakchodi ki to pahle seedhe neeche aur phhir seedhe upar pahuchunga.....
"tu itna shant kyun hai be..."neeche utarte waqt Arun ne mujhe peechhe se dhakka diya.
"bakchod hai kya...jo dhakka de raha hai, yadi gir jata to..."
"tu londiya hai kya ,jo itni se mamuli jhatke ko nahi sah payega..."
"dekh ,tu abhi shanti se mujhe neeche utarne de...ek to waise bhi sar gol-gol ghoom raha hai aur upar se tu aur teri bakwas..."
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"to batao ,kya plan hai right chale ya left...." jab hum log neeche aa gaye to Saurabh bola"mera khayal hai ki left chalte hai...right me babaji ka ghanta bas milega lekin left me is shahar ki kudiya dekhegi..."
"par warden ka kya..."
"warden ,chodu hai sala...kuchh bhi bolte rahta hai..."
"meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai ,right chalte hai..."maine kaha.
"kya hua.."
"kuchh nahi, "
"to phhir left chalte hai na..."
"right me jugad hai...left me kuchh nahi hai"
"tujhe kaise pata..."
"ab lawda ,tum log ko har ek chiz batau kya...chalna hai to chalo warna..."jhallate hue main bola.
"control yar, tu itna bhadak kyun raha hai...chal left side hee chalte hai."Arun ne mujhe beech me tok kar kaha aur hum log left side badhe....
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"sala daru phhir reaction kar gayi, zameen par gira deta to achchha rahta..."chalte hue main badbadaya"aadha ek ghanta ,jaldi se beet jaye to main hosh me aaun..."
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Right side chalte rahne ke baad humne dekha ki nadi ke kinare-kinare bahut hee badhiya jagah waha thi, jaha fishing ,rappelling karne ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.
"ye sale machhali mar, ab ye hum logo se machhali ki hatya karwayenge..."
"chutiyapa band kar...machhali pakadne ke baad use wapas pani me chhod bhi dena hai..."bolte hue main ruka aur kinare me rakhe ek patthar ke upar thodi der ke liye baith gaya....
"thodi der ruko yahi...phhir aage chalte hai..."
"tu pakka kisi ka muh me lekar aaya hai...kal raat tak to thik tha,ab aaj tujhe ye achanak kya ho gaya..."
"kuchh nahi ,pyas lag rahi hai..."
"sorry, mujhe is waqt peshab nahi lagi hai...warna tujhe namak wala garam pani pilata..."
"kyun dimag chat raha hai be..."daant chabate hue maine Arun se kaha.
iske baad kuchh der tak wo sab wahi khade rahe aur main patthar par baithkar na jaane kya-kya sochane laga....tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki mere sath is camp me Esha bhi aayi hai, mujhe kuchh plan banane chahiye jisase ki hum dono ek-dusare ke karib aa sake.
Aisi situation me yadi mujhe Esha dikh jati to kasam se sara mood sahi ho jata lekin mujhe Esha nahi balki Angelina dikhi,wo bhi samne se aati hui....kal raat jis tarah se usne mujhe ullu banaya tha uske baad to main uske baare me sochkar hee nervous hone laga tha aur main chahta tha ki wo chup chap mere bagal se nikal jaye. Kyunki is waqt main apne full form me nahi tha .Lekin hua iska thik ulta.
"o..Mr. Manager...kya haal hai..."
Angelina ka mujhe is tarah se bolne par jaha ek taraf main chauka wahi dusari taraf mere dost mujhse jyada chauke, aur sale mujhe dekhkar aise muskurane lage jaise ki Angelina meri maal ho.....
"kya hua, aaj kuchh nahi bolna kya..."Angelina ne aage kaha aur uski kal wali dono saheliya hasne lagi.
man to mera nahi kar raha tha ki main Angelina ke paas jakar usase baat karu, lekin ek ghamand ki lahar aayi aur dosto ke beech apni baadshahat kayam rakhne ke liye main utha....
"tumhe pahchana nahi...apna introduction dogi kya...wo kya hai ki mai raah chalte sabko yaad nahi rakhta"Angelina ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha...
"pahle apne pant ki zib to band kar lo ,Manager...phhir mera intro lena..."haste hue wo boli.
mere pant ki zib khuli hai ,ye sunkar mera ek hath turant neeche gaya lekin baad me pata chala ki Angelina ne is baar bhi mujhe ullu bana diya hai kyunki mera zib pahle se hee band tha.
"hosh me raha karo Engineer babu ,warna jaha kaam karoge,waha ka kabada kar doge..."ek phhir uski hansi gunji aur wo apne dono saheliyo chinki ,pinki ke sath mera majak udate hue aage badh gayi...
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Angelina ke aise bartaav par mere sabhi dosto ka muh 3 inch fat gaya tha.unhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi mujhe chuna laga gaya....
"kya be, ye londiya to tujhe chod ke chali gayi...sale laundo ka naam badnam kar diya tune,aaj ke baad baat mat karna mujhse..."
"wo to meri tabiyat kharab thi...warna tu to janta hee hai mujhe...tension mat le, agli baar jab milegi to main sut-samet uski lunga..."apni kharab tabiyat ka excuse dete hue maine man me socha"Silva, tu abki baar mil mujhe...tab main tujhe dikhata hoon ki Arman kya aafat hai"
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Update-155
"wo to meri tabiyat kharab thi...warna tu to janta hee hai mujhe...tension mat le, agli baar jab milegi to main sut-samet uski lunga..."apni kharab tabiyat ka excuse dete hue maine man me socha"Silva, tu abki baar mil mujhe...tab main tujhe dikhata hoon ki Arman kya aafat hai"
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"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman lekin tune aaj dil dukha gaya....bole to main fail hone ke baad itna udas nahi hota hoon,jitna ki aaj hua hoon...."
"ja mutth mar ke aa,sab kuchh normal ho jayega..."
Arun ko jaise hee maine mutth marne ke liye kaha to uski nazar door jati Angelina ke back side par padi aur bas uski nazar Angelina par jam gayi.....
"yar Arman, ladki kaisi bhi ho lekin maal dudharu hai....kuchh din isi ko soch kar 61-62 karunga... "
"sala,shuru ho gaya..."Arun ki gardan door jati Angelina se hata kar main dusare side kiya aur bola"chal machhali pakadte hai..."
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Jis jagah Fishing karne ka intejaam kiya gaya tha,waha humare college ke bhi bahut se students the aur sath hee sath MBBS college ke bhi bahut students the....kuchh waha nadi ke kinare ret par baithe hue the to kuchh machhali pakad rahe the....
"sabse pahle main machhali pakdunga...."Rajshri Pandey ne apna hath khada kiya aur jaha Fishing karne ka saman rakha tha,udhar bhaga.....
Pandey ji ne fishing rod uthaya aur hook me bait dalkar rod ko nadi me dubo diya....
"sala koyi machhali hee nahi fans rahi hai"kuchh der baad fishing rood ko upar karke Pandey ji ne naya bait hook me fasaya aur wapas rod ko nadi me duboya...lekin Pandey ji ki kismat is baar bhi jhand nikli aur 10 minute tak, garam ret me apna gand sekane ke bawjood jab unki pakad me ek chhoti si bhi machhali nahi aayi to,wo rod ko ek taraf fekte hue jaha hum khade the,udhar aaya....
"sale chodu banate hai, ek to inka machhali pakadne ka equipment kharab hai aur upar se is nadi me ek bhi machhali nahi hai...BC kahi ke..."
Itne me hee jaha kuchh der pahle Rajshri Pandey baith kar fishing kar raha tha, usase thodi door par baithe dusare college ke ek launde ne ek badi machhali fasayi aur use apne dosto ko bade shan se dikhane laga....
"hey,dude...maine bahut badi fish pakdi hai...idhar dekho..."dusare college ke us ladke ne hawa me hee machhali ko latka kar bola....
"abey chodu,pahle hook ko remove kar warna ,uska ram ram satya ho jayega aur phhir baad me dude,chut karte rahna..."bina kuchh soche samjhe maine kaha....
Dusare college ke us ladke ko naseehat dete waqt mujhe ek baar soch lena chahiye tha ki wo ladka mere college ka nahi hai aur jaise mere dost waha paas the,waise hee uske bhi kuchh dost waha paas the...yadi maine daru nahi pee hoti to yakikan main us ladko ko ek shabd nahi bolta, lekin daru ka nasha chadha hone ke karan meri jubaan jaise slip ho gayi thi,..khair jo bol diya so bol diya....
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"tune mujhse kuchh kaha kya..."turant fishing rod ko ek kinare karte hue usne mujhse puchha....
"nahi,main tujhe kyun kuchh bolunga....main to ise samjha raha tha..."Rajshri ke sar ke baal pakad kar maine dheere se kheencha aur bola"chodu, machhali ko pakadne ke baad pani me wapas chhodna hota hai...yadi tune aisa nahi kiya to tujhe ek nirdosh aur masoom fish ki hatya karne ke jurm me dhara 302 ke tahat fansi ki saza milegi...."
Maine Rajshri Pandey ko bhale hee beech me la diya tha ,lekin wo ladka itna to samajh hee chuka tha ki maine Rajshri Pandey ko nahi balki use hee gali baki thi aur ab baat palat raha hoon.....usko yun mujhse baat karta dekh uske jo bhi dost the ,wo udhar uske paas aane lage....
"isne mujhe bematalab ka gali diya , jabki maine ise kuchh bola tak nahi..."us ladke ne apne dosto se kaha....
"dekho yar, ise galatfahmi hui hai...main to ise janta tak nahi phhir bhala main ise gali kyun dunga...mujhe kya pagal kutte ne kata hai..."maine ekdum pyar se kaha...
"main bol raha hoon na ,isne mujhe gali di,"
"nahi di bhai ,tu faltu me aisa soch raha hai..."
Ab tak waha ka mahol garmane laga tha, us ladke ke sath dheere-dheere karke uske college ke sabhi ladke khade ho gaye aur idhar hum sirf 6 the....maine samne nazar daudayi to waha mere college ke bhi kuchh ladke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the....jo waha bheed dekhkar udhar hee aane lage the.....
"ho gaya na panga...ye sale 30-40 launde to honge hee aur humlog sirf 6..."kaanpti hui aawaz ke sath Naveen ne kaha...
"chinta mat kar aur samne dekh 15-20 apne college ke ladke idhar hee aa rahe hai..."dheere se bolte hue maine ek baar phhir dusare college walo ko samjhaya ki baat ko kyun badha rahe ho....
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Mere sath yadi aisa hua hota to mujhe nahi pata ki main kya karta..matlab ki yadi kisi anjaan ladke ne mujhe gali di hoti to mujhe nahi pata ki main baat ko jaane deta ya phhir mujhe gali dene wale ko pakad kar marta....khair yaha wo gali khane wala Victim main nahi tha,isliye is waqt is bare me sochane ka koyi fayda nahi tha.
ab tak mere college ke sabhi ladke waha pahuch chuke the aur jo baki fattu kisam ke the,wo dono group se thodi door khade tamasha dekh rahe the....
"chal sorry bol ,BC"humare taraf aate hue unke group me se ek ladka bola...
"sorry to maine aaj tak use nahi bola,jisase main pyar karta hoon...phhir tum chutiyo ki kya aaukat jo mujhse 'Sorry' word ka 'S' bhi bulwa lo...."BC ki gali sunkar mera bheja khisak gaya aur daru ka pura nasha ek pal me utar gaya,maine aage kaha"haan,maine use chodu bola...kyunki wo real me chodu hai...asal me tum sab chodu ho ,jo Engineering ke laundo se bhidne aa rahe ho...taiyar ho jao be.
"maro salo ko..."unke group me se koyi chillaya aur un sabne apna-apna belt utar liya....
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Well, ye condition mere under thi..kyunki kayi saal pahle hee maine ye soch kar rakha tha ki....yadi kabhi group me ladayi hui aur ladayi ko talna ho to kya karna chahiye....jitne launde unke paas the,utne hee lagbhag humare paas the aur sabhi normal the.Lekin unki sabse badi kamjori ye thi ke unke paas mujh jaisa koyi nahi tha...jo apni akal ka jara sa bhi istemaal kare.....
"Arun, nikal chaku aur jo bhi samne dikhe BC ko fad dena....Saurabh tu katta nikal aur inki *** chod dena..."main apna pura dam lagakar cheekha aur jaise hee meri cheekh un sabke kano me padi to humari taraf unke badhte hue kadam rook gaye aur main samajh gaya ki mere plan ka first step kaam kar chuka hai....
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"are bose dk ke ,dekh kya raha hai...chala goli BCO par...aaj har ek ke gand me 200 centimeter ka sariya dalna..."apne plan ka dusara step apply karte hue main pahli baar se bhi jyada cheekha...jiska nateeza ye hua ki un sabki aankho me chaku ,katte ka khauff bhar gaya aur wo sab ulte kadam bhagne lage ,isi ke sath mere plan ka third and last step un logo ne khud apply kar diya..... bole to plan super duper hit
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"bhag gaye lawde...salo ne puri daru utar di..."un sabko bhagte hue dekh maine apne college ke sabhi ladko ko 'thanks' kaha aur sabko udhar se jane ke liye kaha......
Abhi kuchh der pahle jo dhamaka hua tha, uske kayi eyewitness the...jaise ki mere college ke ladke aur ladkiya...Dusare college ke ladke aur ladkiya.mere college ki ladkiyo ko to mere karnamo ke bare me pata tha lekin dusare college ke ladkiyo ke liye main bilkul naya tha,isliye wo sab is samay mujhe apni aankhe phhad-phhad kar dekh rahi thi....
"kya...aise kya dekh rahi hai, chal nikal yaha se..."ek ladki ko chamkate hue maine kaha, jo mujhe aankh dikha rahi thi....
"aur tu kya aankh dikha raha hai be, BC yahi zinda dafna dunga, bhag MC.."dusare college ke ek ladke ko Arun ne chamkaya...jo us ladki ki tarah hume ghoor raha tha.
jab main aur Arun itne bhari-bhari chhod rahe the to bhala humare Pandey ji in sabme kaise peechhe rahte.humare Pandey ji ek kadam aage badhte hue apni pant wahi utar di aur dusare college ke kuchh ladke(jo ladayi me shamil nahi the) jo abhi tak waha khade the, unhe sambodhit karte hue bole"chusega kya...kat le idhar se,warna lund seedhe muh me pel dunga...."
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"chalo be sab papa bolo mujhe..."pull ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha.
Waha jab ladayi hui to hum log fishing wali jagah se aage nahi badhe aur pull ki taraf aa gaye. Pahle jaha humara plan rappelling karne ka tha wahi ab plan badalkar coffee house me jakar shahar ki takatak item dekhne ka ban gaya tha...mujhe pahle se hee kisi lafde ka andesha tha isliye main lagbhag 15 ladko ko lekar coffee house ki taraf badh raha tha, is shart par ki un sabka bill main dunga. Par asal me aisa kuchh nahi hone wala tha ,matlab ki main kisi ka bill nahi dene wala tha , main to bas un sabko chodu banakar apne sath la raha tha.....
"maza aa gaya Arman bhai,un MBBS wale laundo ki gand fad di humne..."
"wo sab to thik hai lekin tu yar,har jagah nangrayi mat kiya kar...jaha dekho pant kholke khada ho jata hai..."
"thik hai,aap bolte ho to aage se aisa nahi karunga....lekin abhi kya kare..."Pull me chadhte hue Pandey ji ne kaha"aaj bhi in premi jodo ko pareshan kare ya rahne de..."
"aaj rahne de be..."maine kaha...
maine aisa isliye nahi kaha kyunki mera aisa karne ka man nahi tha balki isliye kyunki maine abhi-abhi Angelina ko uski do saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath coffee house ki taraf jate hue dekha tha.
"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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P.S. medical field wale update ko dil pe mat lena
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Update-156
"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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maine hamesha se ek sapna dekha tha ki jab main college me pahuchunga to main bhi ek ladki pataunga , din-raat mobile me day-night pack dala-dala kar usase baate karunga. Na khane ki fikra rahegi aur na hee sone ki khabar.
Waha Dam ke upar bane pull par couples ko dekhkar mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bhi bachpan se ek aisa sapna dekha tha ki jisme mere sath ek khubsurat ladki hogi aur main isi tarah uske sath kisi aisi hee jagah par baat kar raha hounga. Lekin college ke teesare saal me bhi mera ye sapna ab tak adhoora hee tha,iski Vajah chahe jo ho ,lekin mere wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me kaid the,wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me zinda the.
Aisa nahi hai ki main aaj tak kisi ladki ke dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,isliye mera ye sapna ab tak adhura tha balki isliye kyunki main uske dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,jise main chahta tha. Jise main chahta tha ki wo mere sath aise hee kisi pull par baithkar mujhse baat kare aur jab hum dono baate karke thak jaye to main uski god me sar rakh kar leta rahu aur uska sar neeche apni taraf jhuka kar ek pyari si kiss.....
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Main kal bhi is jagah aaya tha aur aaj bhi yaha tha.lekin kal mujhe aisa kuchh bhi feel isliye nahi hua kyunki kal mere Samne Esha nahi thi ,jabki abhi wo mere aankh ke thik samne thi....bole to thodi doori me.
Esha ko samne se aata dekh pahle mere pair ruke aur phhir mere ruk jane ke karan mere dost bhi ruk gaye....Samne se Esha ,Divya aur unka pura group aa raha tha.
"tu janta hai Arun ,main hamesha se yahi chahta tha ki...."Esha par apni najare tika kar main Arun se bola
"rahne de....rahne de,mujhe maloom hai ab tu apni aur us billi ki 'the amazing love story' ke kuchh scene bayan karke mujhe bore karega..."
"dekh be,kya mast nazara hai...neeche pani, upar aasman aur samne Esha....bas kami hai to iski ki abhi din nahi raat honi chahiye thi."
"main Divya se baat karu..."Arun ne mujhe rok kar puchha...
"nahi...ye ladki thik nahi hai"
"to phhir main baat karta hoon isase ,phhir aaj raat ko hee ise chod dunga...."
"ek baar na bolne me samajh nahi aata kya...."maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha...
"main isase kyun na baat karu..."Arun bhi cheekha...
"kyunki yahi ladki un sabki vajah thi ,jo kuchh mahine pahle hua....yadi ye ladki na hoti to main teen mahine coma me nahi rahta...."
"bhool ja beeti baato ko..."
"sorry main nahi bhool sakta,kyunki jo galti tum dono ne ki thi uska khamiyaza tum dono ko chhodkar baki sabko bhugatna pada....tum dono to bach gaye lekin baki sab nahi bache..."
"ye kya bol raha hai..."
"main sach bol raha hoon aur ek sach tujhe aur batau , tu yakin nahi karega..."Arun ki taraf apna face karke main bola"Divya jitni bewkoof dikhti hai utna hee wo lomadi ke mafik chalak bhi hai. Usne tera proposal ,jo maine messege ke jariye bheja tha ,wo usne Gautam ke kahne par accept kiya....tera Divya ke karib jana, Divya aur Gautam ki full planning thi...."
bolte hue main ruka aur Arun ki shakal par dhyan diya to paya ki uske shakal par to 12 baje hai....maine jo kuchh bhi Arun ko bataya uspar yakin karna mushkil to tha,lekin ye sach tha aur ye sach maine isi mauke ke liye bacha rakha tha.....
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"kyun shock laga na mere laal ! "
"tu pakka me sach bol raha hai na ya mujhe chodu bana raha hai...yadi teri kahi gayi baate sach hai to phhir us haramjadi ko main abhi pull se neeche fek dunga...." gusse se kanpte hue Arun bola...
"abhi control kar...baad me tujhe sab samjhata hoon aur ab samajh aaya ki main kyun bol raha tha is laundiya se door rahne ko..."
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Yaad hai maine ek baar kaha tha ki ek ladki ki khubsurati use tabhi tak bacha sakti hai,jab tak wo ladki samne wale ko pasand ho kyunki jis din bhi us ladki ke liye us samne wale shaks ke andar nafrat paida hui to phhir sari khubsurati gayi tel lene.....aur isi theory ko Arun is waqt prove kar raha tha...jab Pull me Divya aur Arun aamne-samne hue to Arun ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi ,jabki pahle wo aksar Divya ke seene aur pichhwade ko takta rahta tha.Arun ne Divya ko aise ignore mara jaise samne wala insaan koyi insaan nahi balki ek badbudar jaanwar ho aur isi ke sath apun ne ek hee teer se do nishane lagaye....Mera pahla Nishana tha Arun ko Divya ke bare me sach batana ,jiske liye main na jaane kab se mauka dekh raha tha aur mera dusara nishana tha Arun ke andar Divya ke liye be-inteha nafrat paida karna...jo ki mere is sach ne paida kar di thi.
"kitna smart hoon main
"pull par aage badhte hue maine khud se kaha....
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"kitna smart hoon main
"pull par aage badhte hue maine khud se kaha....
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"kha daru kasam ki tu sach bol raha hai aur yadi tune jhoothi kasam khayi to aaj ke baad tujhe daru ki ek boond bhi naseeb nahi hogi "
"tu to janta hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi bolta .lekin yadi phhir bhi tujhe yakin na ho raha ho to daru ki kasam ,maine kuchh der pahle jo kaha ,wo sab 99.99 % sach tha...."
"baki ka 0.01% kaha hai..."
"wo yadi meri sambhavnaye galata hui tab ke liye....khair tu fikra mat kar"
"kasam se yar,mujhe to ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha ki Divya aisa karegi...."
Pull par aage badhte hue main aur Arun bakiyo se thoda aage chal rahe the,jisase hum dono ke beech jo baat-chit ho rahi thi ,wo hum dono tak hee simit thi.humne pull paar kiya aur pull ke dusari taraf bane coffee house ki taraf badhne lage.....
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"tujhe kaise pata chala ki wo sab Divya aur Gautam ki mili bhagat thi ,kyunki Divya ki harkato se aisa lagta nahi ki wo itna bhayankar kand soch sakti hai...."
"Divya to sirf ek jariya thi, third semester ke khooni kand ki....asali game to Gautam khel raha tha,jo main tujhe kabhi aur bataunga....."Coffee house ke andar Angelina ko ek table par baitha hua dekh maine Arun se kaha"aur ek baat batau..."
"kya..."
"yahi ki Gautam mere jitna hoshiyar nahi hai ,ye alag baat hai ki wo khud ko Einstein ya Newton ki aaulad samajhta hai....ab tu sabko lekar us kinare wali table par baithna...."
"kyun tu kaha ja raha hai...yaad hai na sabka bill tujhe hee bharna hai..."
"Wo dekh samne ,MBBS wali chhammak chhallo baithi hai...zara usase milkar aata hoon..."maine us table ki taraf aankho se ishara karte hue kaha,jis par Angelina apne dono saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath baithi hui thi....
"thik hai main sabko lekar dusari taraf jata hoon aur Angelina se kahna ki wo yadi chahe to meri girl friend ban sakti hai,mujhe koyi aitraaz nahi "
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Arun aur baki sabko coffee house ke dusare taraf bhejkar maine khud ka huliya sahi kiya aur Angelina ki taraf badha...jis table par wo teeno baithi thi uspar do chair ab bhi khali thi aur mere khayal se wo khali hee rahne wali thi kyunki Angelina ko kal sham se maine sirf do logo ke sath dekha tha jo us samay waha maujood the...isliye main unse bina puchhe ki'kya main yaha baith sakta hoon', maine ek chair kheenchi aur uspar baith gaya...Angelina ke thik samne baithne ke baad maine ek waiter ko ishara kiya....
"ek coffee lana..."
"kis tarah ki coffee lena aap pasand karenge ,sir..."bade hee sahuliyat se us waiter ne mujhse puchha..
"pahli baat to ye ki apna ye gheesa-pita dialogue band karo,bole to mujhe sir aur in teeno garib ladkiyo ko madam kahne ki koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"sach...."relax hote hue wo waiter turant khada hua aur bola"sala bahut din se apne jaisa koyi nahi mila tha....pakka tu engineering student hoga aur ye beech wali teri item hogi"
"nahi yar,aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai..."un teeno ke chehre se jab maine rang udte hue dekha to us waiter se jara kadak kar kaha"ja ek cup coffee le aa..."
"kaun si wali laun..."
"koyi si bhi le aa, kaun sa mujhe maloom chalne wala hai ki main kaun si coffee pee raha hoon, apne ko to sab kuchh ek barabar hee lagta hai..."
"ek nahi...char lana..."waiter ke peechhe mudne se pahle hee Angelina ne apna order de mara"aur bill mere is boyfriend ke khate me add kar lena..."
"apne ko maloom hai, college ke dino me mujhe bhi isi tarah ladkiyo ne loota hai..."
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"tumne aisa kyun kaha ki main tumhara boy friend hoon..."ek professional smile marte hue maine Divya se puchha aur coffee house ka menu card dekhne laga....
"teri to...ek cup coffee 60 ki ,matlab ki 4 cup coffee ke 240
,BC ye coffee hai ya ladkiyo ka doodh,jo itna mahnga mil raha hai... "menu card ko dekhte hee meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi aur jo khayal mere man me sabse pahle aaya wo ye ki mere jeb me kitne paise hai....
"1000 , par main apne hazar rupaye in par kharch nahi kar sakta..."menu card ko dekhte hue maine kuchh socha aur phhir muskura kar Angelina se bola...
"to tum MBBS ki student ho, par iska matlab ye nahi ki tum kisi bhi khubsurat aur kabil naujwan ko aise public place par apna boyfriend bana lo ,wo bhi sirf isliye taki wo tumhare coffee ka bill pay kar sake..."
"maine tumhe apna boy friend isliye nahi kaha taki tum mera bill bharo balki isliye kyunki tum yahi chahte the...."
"kal sham ke waqt tum camp se bhag kar kaha gayi thi..."coffee ka cup khatm karne ke baad maine puchha...
"paas me ek Night club hai,wahi...."
"ek club aur yaha...is jungle me..."
"bahar nikal kar dekho engineer,bahut kuchh hai..."
"chalo main maan bhi leta hoon ki yaha ek night club hai par gadi yaha atakti hai ki ye kaisa club hai jo sham ke 5-6 baje hee khul jata hai..."
"wo to tumhe club ke malik se puchhna chahiye...mujhe kaise pata hoga..."
"ye bhi sahi hai...."
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main kuchh der tak shant hee raha aur is dauran Angelina aur uski saheliyo ne bahut kuchh order kiya...
"lagta hai hazar rupaye bhi kam padenge bill dene me, lagta hai in bhukkado ne janamo janam se kuchh nahi thusa..."
"to shuru karo apna programme..."sab kuchh khane peene ke baad Angelina boli"ab ye mat bolna ki kaisa programme ,kyunki mujhe maloom hai ki tum yaha mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye aaye ho..."
"ye tumse kisne kaha..
"Angelina ki baat sunkar main chauka ,kyunki abhi tak to maine uske samne aisa kuchh bhi nahi kiya tha,jiski vajah se use mujhpar shaq ho....
"ek ladka, jisase kal raat meri mulaqat hui aur aaj wo bina jaan-pahchan ke 1500 ka bill bhar raha hai ,iska kya matlab hua..."
Angelina ke is sawal par main kuchh der tak sochta raha ki use kya jawab du ,jisase mamla na bigde aur jab mujhe sab samajh me aaya ki mujhe kya kahna chahiye to main bola....
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"main bahut hee rahis gharane se hoon isliye ye hazar,do hazar mere liye koyi mayne nahi lagte..."apne dosto ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"un logo ko dekh rahi ho,jo jaanwaro ki tarah kha -pee rahe hai...unme se main kuchh ke name nahi janta,lekin phhir bhi unka bill main hee pay karunga...."
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"tu to bada solid amir lagta hai yar...hi main Chinki"Angelina ke left side wali ladki ne apna hath meri taraf badhaya...
"aur main Pinki..."Angelina ke right side me baithi hui ladki ne bhi apna hath meri taraf kiya...
"Aur main Arman..."dono ka hath ,apne dono hatho se tham kar main bola.
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"main abhi aati hoon..."Angelina apni jagah se uthi aur Chinki ,Pinki ke sath washroom ki taraf badh gayi....
"oye...bill la,jaldi se..."bolte hue maine usi waiter ko bill lane ke liye kaha, jisase maine yaha aate hee baat ki thi.
mere kahne par us waiter ne dono table ka bill ,mere hath me saunp diya .
"5640 ...BC,tum logo ka baap bharega ye bill...salo bahar milo, ek-ek ko chodta hoon." bill ko table par rakhte hue maine us waiter se kaha"wo teeno ladki ,jo washroom ki taraf gayi hai...unse bill ke paise le lena aur kahna ki main unka bahar apni car me intezaar kar raha hoon..."
"kya sach me wo teeno bill dengi..."
"aur nahi to kya aur main un ladko me se hoon jo ladkiyo ke peechhe teri tarah chodu bankar apni jeb khali nahi karte,thoda dimag ka use karte hai...chal bye."
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Hum sab coffee house ke bahar nikle aur waha se bahar nikalte hee main apna pura dam lagakar daudte hue bola"bhago BC,warna bill na bharne ke karan gand me dande padenge..."
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Chapter-40: Deadfall
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"ab to Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey bhi gaye aur yaha ab sirf hum teeno hee bache hai...."Arun ne mujhe Divya ke bare me sab kuchh batane ke liye kaha....
coffee house se hum sab laut kar seedhe apne camp aa gaye the aur phhir baki ka samay camp ke andar hee bitaya tha.is waqt humare camp me sirf teen hee log maujood the..main,Arun aur Saurabh....kyunki kuchh der pahle hee warden ne sabko telescope se aakash darshan karne ke liye bahar bulaya tha jiske chalte Naveen, Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey camp me nahi the...Aakash-darshan ke liye jate waqt Sulabh ne hum teeno se bhi bahar chalne ke liye kaha ,lekin hum teeno ne mana kar diya taki hum teeno baat kar sake.....
"jaldi bak be, abhi 9 baj rahe hai aur ek ghante baad aakash darshan band ho jayega.,phhir hilate rahna pakad ke.."humare beech ki chuppi ko todte hue Saurabh bola"tujhe Divya par shaq kaise hua..."
"shaq to uspar mujhe tabhi hua tha,jab pahli baar wo mujhse basketball ground ke bahar mili thi.wo milne mujhse aayi thi,lekin jab maine use koyi bhav nahi diya to usne Arun par dore dale...."
"aur wo aisa kyun karegi.."Arun ne mujhe beech me roka...
"kyunki use Gautam ne ye sab karne ke liye kaha hoga...."
"aur Gautam apni bahan ko ye karne ke liye kyun kahega ,kyunki Generally hum log ye dekhte hai ki ek bhai,apni bahan ko sati-savitri dekhna chahta hai...phhir Gautam jaan buchkar aisa kyun karega ,jisase uski badnami ho..."
"Tum logo ne kya kabhi Gautam ko dhyan se observe kiya hai,jab wo mere aas-paas se guzarta hai."
"us sale me aisa hai hee kya jo hum log use dhyan se dekhe..."bura sa muh banate hue Arun bola"sab teri tarah gay nahi hai..."
"Arun ,main yaha majak kar raha hoon kya "
"sorry,aage bol...."
"to iski shuruat Gautam se hui thi...maine Gautam ko dekhkar ek chiz notice ki hai wo ye ki mujhe dekhte hee uske dimag me kuchh na kuchh chalne lagta hai aur yadi main sahi hoon to wo har waqt sirf mujhe neecha dikhane ki sochta rahta hai...matlab ki mere liye uske andar ek sulagta hua jwalamukhi hai aur jab basketball ke match me maine use takkar di to uska sulagta hua jwalamukhi fat pada aur tabhi usne apna pahla daav khela..."
"aur wo daav Esha thi..."sawaliya nigah mujhpar dalte hue Arun ne puchha...
"bakchod hee rahega zindagi bhar....kitni der se main gala phhad-phhad kar chilla raha hoon ki wo ladki Divya thi aur tu sale Esha ka name le raha hai.2 meter door khisak mujhse "Arun ko batti dete hue main aage bola"jab Divya ne dekha ki uska mujhpar koyi asar nahi ho raha hai to usne tujh jaise chodu par apna jaal bichhaya ,jisme tu turant fans gaya...shuru-shuru me to mujhe Divya ekdum need and clean lagi...lekin phhir jab usne tera proposal jo maine tere mobile se messege ke roop me uske mobile me bheja tha,use usne turant accept kar liya to mera matha thanka...."
"sorry yar,par matha to ab mera thanak raha hai bole to ,Divya ne mera proposal accept kar liya tha...usme kya galat tha aur waise bhi tune hee to use wo messege kiya tha...."
"beta jis tarah ka wo bartaav karti hai ,uske hisab se tujhe lagta hai ki wo itni badi baat kisi ko nahi batayegi...chal maan bhi lete hai ki Divya ne baat daba li ,lekin Gautam jo ki hamesha college me uske aas-paas hee rahta hai ,use ek pal ke liye bhi Divya par shaq kyun nahi hua ?college me sara din Divya ya to class me beetati hai ya apne bhai ke sath ghoomti rahti hai...lekin jab teri aur uski setting hui to uske paas achanak itna time kaha se aa gaya jo wo tere sath chhup-chhup ke milne lagi thi...."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo Gautam se koyi bahana maar ke mujhse milne aa rahi thi..."Arun ne phhir meri theory par sawal khada kiya....
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"chal maan lete hai ki Divya ,Gautam se koyi bahana maar kar tujhse milne aati thi lekin har din bahana maarkar tujhse milne aana...ye thoda doubtful ho jata hai aur waise bhi Gautam itna chodu nahi tha...jo Divya ke bahano ko har din maan jaye....yadi Divya ,Gautam ke plan me shamil nahi thi to tum dono ko bahut pahle hee pakda jana chahiye tha...jabki aisa nahi hua iska saaf matlab hai ki Divya ,Gautam ke sath mili hui thi aur wo usi ki marzi par tujhse milne aati thi...."
"achchha beta,to phhir ye bata ki ,jab tujhe ye sab pahle se hee maloom tha to tune mujhe pahle hee Divya ke baare me kyun nahi bataya tha..."
"kyunki main wo vajah dhoondh raha tha ,jiske karan Gautam ye sara khel rach raha tha aur ye vajah mujhe tab maloom chala jis din tu aur Divya chumma-chati karte hue pakde gaye the....tab mujhe samajh aaya ki aakhir Gautam chahta kya hai...."bolte hue main chup ho gaya...
"aage bol chandu,ruk kyun gaya..."Abki baar Saurabh bola"wo vajah kya thi ,jiski vajah se Gautam ne itna bada chutiyapa kiya tha..."
"asal me Gautam ko ek reason chahiye tha,jiski vajah se wo hum par attack kar sake aur Gautam ko ye maloom tha ki hume marne ke baad uska baap use in jhamelo se bacha lega...."
"lekin us din thik iske ulta hua, wo na to Arun ko maar paya aur na hee tujhe...balki wo khud maar kha gaya,hostel me...ekdum sahi bola na apun..."
"ekdum sahi bola chandu.Gautam ko ye laga tha ki uske baap ke dar se koyi uski gang par hath nahi dalega aur wo hum dono ko markar badi asani se nikal jayega...lekin yahi par uski soch use dhokha de gayi aur wo kutto ki tarah maar kha gaya..."apni jagah par khade hote hue maine ek cigarette sulgayi aur aage bolna shuru kiya"sale sab khud ko Arman samajhte hai...sab sochate hai ki jaise meri thinking,thoughts ekdum fit baithate hai usi tarah unki bhi soch ekdum correct fit hogi...par aisa nahi hota kyunki apni to baat hee alag hai .ab un MBBS wali chhoriyo ko hee le lo,un logo ne waha coffee house me ye socha ki bill main pay karunga,lekin aisa bilkul bhi nahi hua...phhat ke hath me aa gayi hogi unki jab unhone dekha ki main waha se bhag chuka hoon.saliyo ne mujhe gajar-muli samajh liya tha jo jab chahe chut me daal le aur jab chahe bahar nikal le..."
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"yadi aisa hai mere bhai to phhir apne 1400 gm ke dimag ka use karke ye bhi bata de ki kya Divya ab bhi koyi jaal bichha rahi hai ya sudhar chuki hai..."
"main abhi usi mission par hoon,lekin Divya ki abhi tak ki harkato ko dekhkar to yahi lagta hai ki She is still on her mission....lekin us BC ko ye maloom nahi ki jitna chalak wo khud ko samajhti hai ,utna wo hai nahi..uski halat to main deepika randi se bhi buri karunga..."
"tujhe kaise maloom chala ki wo ab bhi humare liye jaal bun rahi hai...matlab ki usne abhi tak to mujhe attract karne ki koshish nahi ki..."
"tu sale chandu hee rahega hamesha...zara soch ki Sulabh se seedhi muh baat na karne wali ladki achanak usase bus me has-has kar baate karne lagti hai ,jiske baad Sulabh mujhe waha bulata hai aur Esha mujhe kahti hai ki main Gautam ke sath ek match khelu..."
" to phhir teri is theory ka matlab ye hai ki abki baar Esha aur Megha bhi uske sath shamil hai..."
"aisa nahi hai chandu...maine aisa kab kaha ki Esha aur Megha ,Divya ke sath shamil hai... meri theory ke anusar ,Divya ne Megha ko force kiya hoga ki wo Sulabh se kisi topic par baat kare aur jab main Sulabh ke bulane par waha gaya to maine dekha ki Esha ke pahle ,Divya ne dheemi aawaz me Esha se kaha hoga ki yadi mujhme itna hee dam hai to main uske bhai ke sath basketball ka koyi match kyun nahi khelta....jiske baad Esha ne Divya ki unhi line ko repeat kiya..."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki Esha ,sach me Divya ke sath shamil ho...kyunki jo ladka badla lene ke liye apni bahan ka istemaal kar sakta hai...wo apni girl friend ka istemaal nahi karega,iski kya guarantee hai...."
"ye bhi ho sakta hai aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki main shuru se hee galat rahu...bole to Divya andar se bhi wahi bewkoof ladki ho,jo wo bahar se dikhti hai....hone ko kya nahi ho sakta,kuchh bhi ho sakta hai , hone ko to ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aaj raat jab tu gand uthakar soya hoga to teri koyi gand mar kar chala jayega"
"chus le phhir, jab tujhe khud par hee confidence nahi hai to phhir humara itna samay kyun barbaad kiya...lawde"
"tension mat le,..mujhe is experiment ka object,required Appratus, theory aur procedura maloom hai...bas Divya par experiment karna baki hai ,jo ki main bahut jald karunga aur result tum dono ko bata dunga...lekin filhal to main us MBBS wali ke bare me soch raha hoon ki uske dil par us waqt kya beeti hogi ,jab waiter ne use bill thamaya hoga..."
"pakka tujhe,maa-bahan ki galiya baki hogi "Saurabh bola.
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"pakka tujhe,maa-bahan ki galiya baki hogi "Saurabh bola.
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Jaisa ki maine pahle bhi kaha tha ki 'ladkiyo ke bare me meri theory aksar galat ho jati hai..'. Jiski vajah shayad ye thi ki main kabhi in brainless humans ke jhamele me nahi pada tha...yani ki aaj tak meri koyi girlfriend nahi bani thi..jiske karan main unhe thik se samajh saku.
School ke dino me maine kisi bhi ladki ko apni girlfriend kewal isliye nahi banaya kyunki tab main behad sharif hua karta tha aur main nahi chahta tha ki ek din koyi mere ghar aaye aur mere gharwalo ko 'mera kisi ladki ke sath chakkar chal raha hai'iski information de...
Aaj tak koyi ladki na to meri girlfriend bani aur na hee kisi ladki ne mujhe kabhi propose kiya,jabki mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta tha ki 'Most Eligible boyfriend ' to main hee hoon....phhir ye sari laundiya mujhe 'i love you' kyun nahi kahti .
ye sab to main phhir bhi bardasht kar lu lekin mujhe ladkiyo ke upar joro ka gussa aur jabarjast hairani tab hoti hai ,jab main humare 'kallu kanghi chor' jaise ladko ko ekdum thay maal lekar ghumate hue dekhta hoon aur tab andar se ek hee aawaz aati hai ki 'BC ,humare lund me kaante gade the,jo is kallu se pat gayi..." us kallu ,kanghi chor ka name maine yaha isliye liya kyunki recently mili information ke mutabiq kallu ab tak do junior ko bhaska chuka tha aur yaha college me itna popular hone ke bawjood koyi junior laundiya apun ko friend request tak nahi bhejati .
college me popular hone se mera matlab tha badnami se...kyunki pichhale do saalo me maine jo-jo kand college me kiye the waisa kand sirf ek nihayat hee barbaad ladka kar sakta tha. Khair mujhe meri badnami ki koyi parvaah nahi kyunki Captain Jack Sparrow ne kaha hai ki'yadi badnam honge to kya naam na hoga...'
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Divya par mera jo shaq tha ,wo sahi bhi ho sakta tha aur sath hee sath iski bhi sambhavna thi ki main is baar puri tarah galat sabit ho jaun...sambhavna iski bhi thi ki Esha ,Divya ke sath mili hui ho ya phhir us billi ko kuchh pata hee na ho....sach chahe jo bhi ho...lekin mujhe is baar Divya aur Gautam ke bichhaye jaal ko jala kar rakh karna tha par usase pahle ye janna jaroori tha ki Esha unke sath shamil hai ya nahi....
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"Arman ,main soch raha hoon ki kahi wo sab ittefaq bhi to ho sakta hai..jaise bus me Sulabh ka ladkiyo ke paas jana aur tujhe Gautam se basketball khelne ka challenge milna..."Camp se bahar nikalte waqt Arun ne apni shanka jahir ki...
"beta, aaj kal ittefaq se ittefaq kuchh jyada hee ho rahe hai...isliye main ise mahaj ek ittefaq nahi maan sakta...."Aasman me maujood chand-taro ko dekhne ke liye ,jidhar telescope rakha hua tha us taraf jate hue maine kaha...
'Sky Vision' bole to aakash darshan karne ke liye teen telescope ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.jo humare college aur MBBS college ke camp ke beech me situated tha.hum log'Sky Vision' ke liye thoda late pahuche the isliye waha utni bheed nahi thi jitni bheed hone ki main kalpana ki thi kyunki bahut se log ya phhir kahe ki aadhe se adhik log aakash darshan karke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the...
"last wala telescope ekdum khali hai,chal uspar chalte hai..."ubayi marte hue Saurabh ne kaha"sala abhi se neend aane lagi jabki khana tak nahi khaya abhi to..."
"last wale telescope pe nahi ,pahle wale par chalo..."Esha ko sabse pahle wale telescope ke paas dekhkar maine kaha....
"tu aisa isliye bol raha hai taki tu Esha se mil sake,usase baat kar sake...chodu samajh rakha hai kya..."
"abey aisi baat nahi hai, baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ,isiliye waha koyi nahi hai...."jhooth bolte hue main aage bola"aur tum log already chodu ho,isme samajhne ka sawal kaha se aa tapka..."
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Yadi koyi mujhse puchhe ki maine aaj tak kise sabse adhik baar ullu banaya hai to mera jawab hoga-1.Arun 2.Saurabh....aur in dono ko ullu banane ki sankhya me +1 abhi-abhi hua tha..
Us samay mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ya sahi...lekin Esha ke paas jane ke liye maine aise hee kah diya ki baki ke dono telescope kharab pade hai aur un dono ne maan bhi liya kitna mahan hoon main
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"Divya...maine mangal grah dekh liya...jaldi aa..."Esha ekdum se cheekhte hue aise boli ,jaise usne mangal grah nahi balki kisi naye grah ki khoj kar di ho .Esha ki is harqat se uski taraf badhte hue mere kadam ek pal ke liye wahi ruk gaye.Esha ne ek aur baar Divya ko aawaz di lekin Divya waha nahi thi,jiske baad Esha thodi si udas hui aur wapas telescope ke andar apni najare ghusane lagi....
"jara hat to, main bhi dekhu mangal grah..."maine kaha.
meri aawaz sunkar Esha ne shuru me koyi reaction nahi kiya lekin jab maine apna golden word 'billi' uske liye istemaal kiya to wo ek jhatke me khadi ho gayi aur agle hee pal thoda peechhe hat gayi....
"relax ho ja billi,itna kud kyun rahi hai..."telescope se Sky Vision karte hue maine Esha se puchha"tujhe kaha se mangal grah dikh gaya,mujhe to nahi dikh raha..."
Aur jaise ki mujhe ummid thi Esha ne aage kuchh nahi kaha aur apne gaal,naak gusse se fulakar jaha pahle khadi thi,wahi khadi rahi....
"ye aajkal kaise-kaise log engineering karne aa jate hai, kuchh maloom hota nahi hai..."Esha ko target karte hue maine Arun se kaha"tujhe pata hai Arun ,aise hee students ki vajah se engineers ki value girti ja rahi hai..."
Jawab me Arun aur Saurabh ne wahi kiya ,jo ki wo dono hamesha karte the. Arun aur Saurabh,dono khilkhila kar hans pade.
"mujhe mera level maloom hai aur har semester me tumse jyada marks aate hai..."mujhpar apna pura gussa nikalte hue Esha cheekh padi aur aasman me ek taraf ek chamakte tare(star) ko indicate karte hue boli"aankhe fad kar us laal tare ko dekho...wahi hai mangal grah..."
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Esha ki is bachkani gusse bhari harqat par dil kiya ki seedhe use apne seene se chipka loon lekin phhir baad me hone wale aafat ko bhanpkar maine aisa nahi kiya aur chup-chap telescope se us timtimate red star ko dekhne laga ,jise Esha mangal grah bata rahi thi.
Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki wo chamakta hua laal tara ,sach me mangal grah hee hai ya kuchh aur.lekin mujhe Esha ke vipreet bolna tha taki wo mujhe ladayi aur jhagda kare....
"wo mangal grah nahi hai, tu kuchh bhi muh utha kar mat bol diya kar billi...class 6 me maine padha tha ki grah timtimate nahi..."
"wo mangal grah hee hai,chahe kisi se bhi puchh lo tum bilav, kyunki aasman me laal tara dikha matlab wo mangal grah hai..."
"jis tarah har safed liquid doodh nahi hota..."main bol raha tha ki Arun mere kaan me bola"kuchh sperm bhi hota hai
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"jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti.."Arun ko ignore karke maine aage bolne ki koshish ki hee thi ki wo phhir mere kaan me bol pada"kuchh peeli chiz human shit bhi hoti hai... "
"jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota..."teesari baar Arun ko ignore markar maine apna dialogue pura karna chaha lekin is baar bhi Arun baaj nahi aaya aur beech me hee bol pada"kuchh ladke Gautam jaise chodu bhi hote hai..."
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Arun ke is baar-baar interfere karne wali harqato se jab main tang aa gaya to main Arun ki taraf palta...
"ya to tu bol de ya mujhe bolne de..."
"tu hee bol..."
"to ab chup rahna..."wapas Esha ki taraf apna chehra karke main bola"to main kya bol raha tha ki...jis tarah har white liquid doodh nahi hota,jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti,jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota....usi tarah aasman me dikhne wala har laal tara mangal grah nahi hota....samjhi..."
"lekin ye mangal grah hee hai,i know..."
"bahut janti hai tu billi..huh.tujhe shayad pata nahi ki NASA wale har programme ke pahle meri advice lete hai aur tu mujhe hee galat sabit karne pe tuli hai..."
"kuchh bhi main ja rahi hoon ."waha se khisakte hue Esha boli...
"to jana,kaunsa tujhe maine yaha rukne ke liye kaha hai..."
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Esha ke jane ke baad hum teeno ne telescope se Sky Vision kiya aur tabhi main Angelina ko unke camp ki taraf ek patthar par baithe hue dekha....Wo akeli us bade se patthar par baithkar rahasyamayi nazar se mujhe dekh rahi thi....uska is tarah se mujhe dekhne se main thoda dara lekin phhir'ek ladki mera kya ukhad legi' ye sochkar main uski taraf badha......
"coffee house ka khana kaisa laga "Angelina ke paas pahuchkar muskurate hue maine usase puchha..
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"coffee house ka khana kaisa laga "Angelina ke paas pahuchkar muskurate hue maine usase puchha..
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Un dino Angelina ko yun shant dekhkar mujhe ladkiyo ke baare me ek aur baat chali jo ye thi ki wo kabhi apni haar swikar nahi kar sakti aur khaskar ke ladko ke hatho mili har unke pure astitva ko hila kar rakh deti hai....main aisa isliye kah raha hoon kyunki abhi tak maine jis Angelina ko dekha tha ,jiske dimag ke samne mera dimag do baar pani pee chuka tha...wo is samay kisi ghutan me thi.uski aankhe udas thi aur kisi gahri soch me doobi hui thi....
main Angelina ko do-teen baar 'hi..hello' bol chuka tha lekin wo mere 'hi...hello' ka jawab diye bina mujhe aise ghoor rahi thi..jaise apne shikar ko apne samne dekh Shikari ghoorta hai....wo shayad mujhe tad rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kaise wo mujhe haraye par Silva darling ko ye nahi maloom tha ki apun bhi in sab khelo me koyi nausikhiya nahi tha
"lagta hai ,isne wo incident apne dil pe le liya..."gusse se laal hote hue Angelina ke face ko dekhkar maine socha"i love you bol de,ma kasam 6000
wapas karunga..."
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jab Angelina ki Potential energy me kuchh der baad bhi koyi parivartan nahi hua to maine waha se jana hee behtar samjha kyunki abhi tak Angelina coffee house me pay kiye gaye apne paiso ka shok mana rahi thi, waha se main chup chap chala jana chahta tha lekin tabhi mere andar na jaane kya khujali hui jo main Angelina ki taraf wapas palatkar bade hee abhiman aur garv se bola...
"hume apni haar swikar karni chahiye aur ye maan lena chahiye ki samne wala humse behtar tha...."
"aisa nahi hai Arman ! ,kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai..."mere liye zehar ugalte hue Angelina boli aur banawati muskan ki ek parat apne hontho par le aayi....
"sahi kaha...kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai ,jaise ki tumhare hath shuru me do baar laga tha...."maine bhi apne andar ka zehar nikala aur seedhe fek-kar uske muh me de mara...'sali mujhse dialogue-bazi karti hai '
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Angelina jis patthar par abhi tak apni potential energy ,constant kiye hue baithi thi ,us patthar se uthkar wo khadi ho gayi aur turant peechhe mudkar apne college ke ladko ko aawaz lagayi....
"tum logo ne kaha tha ki Arman name ke ek ladke se tum logo ki bahas hui thi...ye raha wo..."
Angelina ki is harkat ne mujhe jabarjast jhatka diya kyunki maine MBBS college walo ki taraf aate hue ek second bhi ye nahi socha tha ki aisa bhi kuchh ho sakta hai....
Humare college ka camp jis jagah main abhi khada tha waha se koyi 20-22 meter ki doori par tha aur is samay mere paas do raste the .pahla ye ki main apni puri taqat lagakar waha se apne camp ki taraf bhag jaun aur dusara ye ki main wahi khada rahkar apne college ke laundo ko aawaz du...mere paas jo do raste the unme se pahle wala tarika apnane par meri bejjati hoti bole to ek aisa ladka jo kuchh ghanto pahle jin ladko ke samne goli ,chaku ki baat kar raha tha wo ab akela hone par dar ke mare bhag raha tha aur dusara tarika apnane par meri solid bejjati hoti ,kyunki mere dusare tarike ke anusar mujhe apne college ke ladko ko aawaz dena tha aur jab tak mere launde waha pahuchte tab tak mujhe ek do hath pad sakte the aur ye ek-do hath mujhe aur mere fan ke dil me talwaar ki tarah chubhate ...isliye mera dusara rasta bhi flop tha....
jab dono rasto me se mujhe koyi bhi pasand nahi aaya to maine turant teesara rasta banate hue Angelina se kaha....
"main to yaha tumhare paise lautane aaya tha...."
"kya "Angelina ki khushi ka thikana na raha...
"ye mere jeb me rupayo ki gaddi dekhkar andaza laga sakti ho..."pant me pade mobile ko rupayo ki gaddi batakar maine Angelina par jaal feka...
"sach..."mujhe pakad kar mere camp ki taraf late hue Angelina boli"to ye baat pahle batani chahiye tha na..."
"itani der se to yahi bolna chah raha tha main...khair chhodo ,aur apne rupaye lo..."bolte hue maine apne jeb me hath dala....
Angelina ke aankh ,jeb me mere hath jane se turant chamak uthi,lekin phhir main Angelina se bola"tumhare college ke students ki nazar hum dono par hai aur yadi un sabne mujhe ,tumhe hazar-hazar ke note dete hue dekha to galat samjhenge ,mere khayal se tum samajh gayi hogi ki main kya kahna chahta hoon..."
"ok...ok, yaha se thoda door chalte hai..."
"haan,ye sahi rahega...
"bolte hue maine khud ko shabasi di....
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Main aur Angelina ab mere camp ki taraf badh rahe the aur jab hum dono mere college ke camp ke samne pahuch gaye to Angelina ke dimag ki batti jali,lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi....
"ye to mobile lag raha hai..."mere pant ki jeb ko bahar se dabate hue Angelina garrate hue boli...
"janeman,..aaram se.idhar-udhar hath maar rahi ho,aakhir irada kya hai.. "
"oh god !"main Angelina ko sab kuchh samjhata usase pahle hee wo sab kuchh samajh gayi aur meri aankho me apni aankhe gadate hue boli"you fooled me again..."
"abhi nayi ho isliye aisa jhatka lag raha hai,baad me aadat ho jayegi...don't worry."apni jeet par main bola"ab tum jao aur mujhe harane ke liye apna flop plan banao..."
"kal dekh lungi tumhe..."chutki bajate hue usne mujhe challenge diya.
"apne mobile se meri photo le lo aur raat bhar dekhte rahna..."
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Angelina ko waha se vida kar main peechhe palta to meri mandali saikado sawal liye mera intezaar kar rahi thi....
"hisab barabar ho gaya be...chalo papa bolo sab mujhe..."
"yar,bhai,mere dost,mere jigar ke tukde...iski dila de na ek baar..."Angelina ke back side par aankh gadaye hue Arun ne laar tapkaya.
"sale,bhabhi hai teri...kuchh to sharam kar jhatu "
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Yaha aane se pahle hum sabne ye soch rakha tha ki hum log kisi aadi manav ki tarah sangharsh karenge aur apna pet bharne ke liye khud khana banayenge....lekin 'Sky Vision' ke karyakram ke baad humare warden ne hume ye kahkar surprise diya ki humare khane ka intezaam, yaha ki management ke dwara already kiya ja chuka hai....jisme humare college ke students to shamil honge hee sath me waha camping ka lutf utha rahe MBBS college ke students bhi invited the...aur aakhir ho bhi kyun na, humari tarah paise to unhone bhi diye the.
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"tabhi sala ,main sochu ki itni raat ho gayi lekin ye warden khana banane ka intezaam kyun nahi karwa raha hai....sala dhokebaaz..."suit boot pahante hue Pandey ji ne Rajshri ki ek packet fada aur sara maal muh me bharkar bole"Arman bhai...waise ek tarah se dekha jaye to ye sahi bhi hai...kam se kam MBBS wali laundiyo se mel-milap to ho jayega...."
"us Angelina joulie se bachkar rahna beta...wo bahut khisiyayi hui hai..."
"are yadi wo Angelina joulie hai to hum hai yaha ke Brad Pitt, aakhir chudegi to humi se..."Arun sheese me apne baal thik karte hue bola...
"tu beta ,hamesha apni aukat se unchi udan hee marne ki sochta hai aur phhir baad me...."
"isi udaan me to maja hai pagle..."beech me hee Arun bol pada"warna apni aukat me to tujh jaise middle class ke log bhi udd lete hai, apun thoda special hai..."
"jao beta, jab wo chodegi to mere hee paas aaoge..."badbadate hue main camp se bahar nikla aur mere bahar nikalne ke baad meri toli bhi bahar nikli....
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"nikal aaye rajkumaro...ab idhar bhi aa jao..."hum bahar nikle hee the ki humare jalankhor warden ne tana marte hue kaha....
"Arman, sale ki shakal dekh...ekdum gadhe ki gand jaisi hai...BC meri khubsurati se jalta hai..."apni aadat anusar Arun ne dheemi aawaz me warden ko salami thoki.
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Warden is samay bhi thik usi bade se patthar par khada tha,jaha aaj subah khade hokar instruction de raha tha....warden ke samne humare college ki puri bheed jama thi aur jab hum 6 log us bheed me shamil hue to warden jo ki apne dono hath shaktiman style me apne kamar me rakha hua tha, wo neeche kuda.....
"Arman ji ,aap kaha hai...apne khubsurat noorani chehre ka deedar to hum sabko karayiye,aapse kuchh baat karni hai..."Warden bade hee cool andaj me bola....
aisa bolte waqt wo khud ko bahut smart samajh raha tha lekin sala ek number ka chodu lag raha tha aur kuchh nahi...sala gadhe ki gand
"idhar hoon main...Sir"apna hath khada karte hue main bola...
"aaj ki report ke mutabiq tumne ,samne wale college ke kuchh ladko se hatha-payi ki aur unhe goli maar dene ki dhamki bhi di...."
"kaha sir...main to pure din bukhar se tadap raha tha,yakin na ho to Arun aur Pandey ji se puchh lo..."
"tum pahle samne aakar apna face dikhao ,baad me main kisi aur se kuchh puchhunga...."
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Maine apna sar neeche jhukaya aur aankhe udas karke warden ki taraf badha....
"tum neeche khana khane nahi jaoge...tumhare dost tumhara khana pack karwa ke le aayenge..."
"meri un sabse aaj subah hee ladayi ho gayi hai,phhir wo mere liye itna kyun karenge aur main sach me neeche nahi gaya tha..."
"phhir MBBS walo ne tumhara name kyun liya...."
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Warden ke is sawal par main ek dialogur marne ja hee raha tha ki BKL Divya ,beech me kud padi...
"jhooth bolta hai ye sir, maine ise dopahar ko pull par dekha tha yakin na aaye to Esha se puchh lo aur Megha se bhi...."
"Divya sach kah rahi hai kya..."kadak aawaz ke sath warden ne Esha aur Megha se sawal kiya aur dono ne haan me apni gardan hila di....
"ab bolo Arman..."apni jeet par bhayankar hansi aur aankho me vijayi chamak liye warden meri taraf muda"tumne to kaha tha ki ,tum apne camp se bahar hee nahi nikle the...phhir pull par in teeno ne tumhe kaise dekha...."
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Divya ke dwara mere khilaf bolna mujhe raas nahi aaya aur dil kiya ki apna juta utar kar seedhe uske muh par de maru ya uske sar ke baal ko pakad kar jor-jor se zameen par de maru....lekin tabhi mere 1400 gm ke brain ne apni taqat dikhayi aur Divya ko maine usi ke dwara feke hue jaal me fansate hue kaha....
"main manta hoon ki main camp se nikalkar pull ki taraf gaya tha lekin yaha sawal ye khada hota hai ki Divya waha kya kar rahi thi,jabki...aapne kisi bhi student ko pull ki taraf jane se saaf mana kiya tha....
"iske baad maine warden se dheeme lafzo me kaha,jisase aage ki vartalap sirf hum dono hee sun sake...main bola"Are sir, hum log to phhir bhi ladke hai..humara kya hoga,lekin ladkiyo ka is tarah se ghoomna thik baat nahi, kahi kuchh uch-neech ho jati to aap kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahte....aapki naukari to hath se jati hee ,sath me in ladkiyo ke maa-baap aap par laparwahi ka case bhi karte..."
"hmm..."
"Sir hum log to phhir bhi aapke hostel me rahte hai,hume maloom hai ki aapki ijjat ko kaise bachana hai lekin in ladkiyo ki kya majal jo aapke...aapke huqum ki avahelna kare,..ye to sarasar aapke gaal par tamacha jada hai in laundiyo ne...sorry mera matlab in ladkiyo ne main to kahta hoon ki abhich us maa di ladali ko punishment do..."
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"tum teeno pull par kya kar rahi thi..."aankho me angare liye hue Warden ne Divya ki taraf dekha aur Divya ne meri taraf...sali mujhe aise gusse se dekh rahi thi,jaise main uske tukdo par jeeta hoon. Uski is harkat se mera khoon bhi khaul utha....
"aankh neeche kar le aur apne baap ka rutba kisi aur par jhadna warna third semester ki kahani dobara dohrane me mujhe zara sa bhi waqt nahi lagega aur sir ko ye bata ki tu pull par kisase milne gayi thi..."
"tu college pahuch tab tujhe main apni power dikhati hoon..."
"ok, baby...lekin pahle ye bata ki tu kya karwane pull ke us paar gayi thi...jabki Sir ne saaf mana kiya tha ki koyi us taraf nahi jayega..."
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Jaha kuchh der pahle sare students mand-mand muskan ke sath meri aur warden ke beech ki baat-chit ka maja loot rahe the,wahi ab mahol gadbada gaya tha...ek pal me sara maja ab hairani se bhara pada tha.waha beet raha har ek pal, meri aur Divya ke beech ho rahi har baat-chit...waha maujood sabhi ke dilo par ek dar paida kar rahi thi....Divya shant nahi ho rahi thi aur main to shant hone se raha....
"main kuchh bhi karne gayi thi ,tujhe usase kya....tu kya karne gaya tha..."
"daru peene gaya tha ,ab bol..."jab mera matha thanka to main seedhe aar-paar ki ladayi par utar aaya"ise samjha lo re koyi,warna yahi par laal kar dunga...phhir jakar chahe apne baap ko batana ya phhir apne bagal wali ke baap ko...."
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Is garma-garmi ke dauran Divya apna sara aapa kho chuki thi aur yahi haal mera bhi tha,...main yadi chahta to is situation ko bahut achchhi tarah se sambhal sakta tha
Lekin gussa mujhpar bhi sawar tha aur khoon mera bhi khaul raha tha....mujhe pakka yakin hai ki yadi mere dosto ne mujhe aur Divya ke saheliyo ne use nahi roka hota to mere hath wo bahut puri tarah maar khati....lekin aisa ho nahi paya aur mere dost mujhe turant waha se pakad kar door le aaye....
"*** chod dunga uski, BC samajhti kya hai khud ko...apne baap ke dam par uchak rahi hai...jyada dimag kharab hua to is baar uske bhi baap ko marunga...phhir chahe mera murder hee kyun na ho jaye..."Arun aur Saurabh ko door dhakel kar main ladkiyo ke us jhund ki taraf badha ,jis jhund ke beech me Divya thi....
"bahar nikal sali..."
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us samay mujhe pata nahi kya ho gaya tha jo main itne sare logo ke beech aisi harkate kar raha tha..,rah-rah kar mujhe sirf wo pal yaad aata,jab Divya ke baap ki vajah se main teen mahine tak hospital me raha tha.....
"mujhe mar, jyada dam aa gaya hai tujhme...le maar mujhe."humare hostel ka warden seedhe mere samne khada hokar jor se cheekha"gunda gardi karne aaya hai tu yaha..."
Warden ko samne dekhkar main rook gaya aur aas-paas dekha to paya ki na sirf mere college wale,balki MBBS college ke bhi students , is hungame se waha aa chuke the....aur tab jakar mujhe hosh aaya.
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"Sorry..."warden ko bolkar main apne camp ki taraf muda....lekin MBBS college ke kuchh ladko ki hansi ki gunj ne mere khoon ko phhir se garam karne ka kaam kar diya"kya hai be, yaha koyi sarkas chal raha hai kya...seedhe se nikal lo beta warna sari hansi nikal dunga..."
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Mere dost mujhe pakad kar camp ke andar laye.jiske baad Girls hostel ki caretaker aur humare warden ne mujhe khoob sunaya aur mere ghar ka number manga....Maine apne ghar ka number dene se saaf mana kar diya jiske baad warden ne mujhe bahut sari dhamkiya di aur punishment ke taur par neeche ,jaha sab khana khane ja rahe the...waha mere jane par ban laga diya....jab warden waha se chale gaye to mere dost andar aaye...bahut der tak to hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola lekin phhir kuchh der baad mere sare dost achanak hasne lage.....
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"kya hua..."
"kuchh nahi...lawda kya chodupana kiya hai aaj tum dono ne...zindagi bhar yaad rahega "
"MC,bhookh lagi hai...kuchh jugad hai kya."un sabki taraf dekhkar maine puchha...
"beta tere chakkar me ,hume bhi neeche nahi jane diya gaya..."
"aisa kyun..."
"warden bola ki ,sabke liye punishment hai...aur to aur usne Divya,Esha aur Megha ko bhi neeche nahi jane diya..."
"are gajab... "ekdum se khada hote hue main bola"Esha ko patane ka ek solid idea aayela hai beedu...chal jaldi..."
"kaha..."
"neeche...khana khakar aate hai..."
"iske pahle main kya aliens ki language me bola kya ki...warden ne neeche jane ke liye mana kiya hai..."
"warden ke maa ki fill in the blanks....bhagkar chalte hai... "
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"iske pahle main kya aliens ki language me bola kya ki...warden ne neeche jane ke liye mana kiya hai..."
"warden ke maa ki fill in the blanks....bhagkar chalte hai... "
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'Girl' jise hindi me ladki ,Gujrati me 'chhokari' ,marathi me 'mulagi' aur hum jaise naujwan 'item' ya 'maal ' kahte hai...ye badi hee kash -makash paida karne wali prajati hai...ladkiya uljhan me bahut dalti hai...jaise kisi ladki ne ek-do baar kisi ladke ko dekh kya liya banda zindagi bhar isi uljhan me rahta hai ki wo mujhe line de rahi thi ya sirf aise hee maje loot rahi thi...ladkiya itna uljhan paida karti hai ki ek-do baar bhagwan bhi confusion ho jata hoga ki ise neeche bheju ya yahi apne paas rakh loon
Aur hum jaise laundo ka to puchho hee mat...jis bande ne ek ladki kya pata li sala behave aise karta hai jaise puri duniya jeet li ho. Uska khana-peena, nahana-dhona ,sab kuchh ek ladki ke chakkar me shutdown ho jata hai.....Ab humi log ko dekh lo...main yaha neeche isliye nahi aaya tha ki mujhe bhookh lagi thi balki isliye taki main ladkiya taad saku....mere dost jo neeche aate samay har-kadam mujhe warden ka dar de rahe the...wo bhi is samay mere sath neeche isliye the taki wo ladkiyo ko dekh sake. Bole to 'Nayandarshan' ya 'nayansukh'.
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"main soch raha tha ki un teeno ke liye bhi khana vagerah pack kar ke le jate hai..."Ek plate uthate hue maine kaha aur pelam-pel salaad plate me bhar liya.
"kaun teeno..."aage-peechhe najar markar Saurabh ne bhi pelam-pel salaad bhar liya aur bola"hum sab to hai yaha...."
"abey,hum log yadi mar rahe ho aur isase ek glass pani ki fariyad kare ,tab bhi ye hume ek glass pani lakar nahi dega aur bolega ki'lawde,upar jakar direct jalpaan karna'....aisa launda hai ye..."mere aur Saurabh ki tarah Arun ne bhi relam-pel salaad apni plate me bhara aur kaha"ye to un teeno ke liye hai..jinhe warden ne neeche aane ke liye mana kiya hai..."
"wo teeno... "apne dimag par jor dalte hue Saurabh ne puchha"kahi tu,Divya...Esha aur Megha ki baat to nahi kar raha..."
"ekdum sahi jawab..."
"sach "meri taraf aankhe faad-faad kar dekhte hue Saurabh ne chammach uthaya aur apne plate me rakhte hue bola"tu ladkiyo ke samne kab se haar manne laga,ab ye mat bol dena ki tujhe apni galti ka ahsaas ho gaya hai aur tu ab use sorry bolne ja raha hai...."
"are lawde,sorry to humne tab bhi nahi bola jab galti humari thi...to ab kya bolunga..."
"ye...yehi junoon ant tak banaye rakhna aur chahe jo ho jaye lund ko chut ke samne jhukne mat dena kyunki lund kat sakta hai lekin jhuk nahi sakta "
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Baato hee baato me jab Saurabh ne Megha ka name liya to Megha ke naye-navele aashiq Sulabh ko bechaini hui aur usne hum teeno ke beech me apna sar ghused kar jo discussion chal raha tha...uska topic puchha....
"kuchh khas nahi,bas soch raha tha ki un teeno ke liye khana pack karke le jaye..."
"sach "
"yes, aur tu hee wo launda hai jo teeno ke liye dinner pack karega... "
"ghanta,is puri bheed me tujhe ek akela main hee dikha jo ye kaam karunga...beta ye bade shahar ki badi party hai na ki tere gaanv ki shadi ,jaha pure khandan ke liye khana pack karwa liya jayega...yaha to sala ye bhi saaf nahi hai ki mujhe khana milega ya nahi...aur ek baat puchhu tum teeno ne ye janwaro ki tarah salaad kyun bhar liya hai..."
"beta, wo MBBS wale bhukkhado ki bheed dekh aur us bheed ko dekhkar mera 1400 gm ka dimag kahta hai ki achhi tarah se plate bharne me kam se kam 10-15 minute to lagenge hee..."
"toh.."
"to tab tak hum log salaad khakar time paas karenge..."
"sahi hai..."kahte hue Sulabh ne bhi apni plate me pelam-pel salaad bhar liya.
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jab sab mere khana pack karwane wale plan se sahmat ho gaye to ek nayi samasya paida hui aur wo samasya ye thi ki un teeno ke liye dinner kaun pack karwayega...kyunki aisi party ,jaha itne sare log ho waha apne hath me plastic lekar khade rahna ,matlab apni reputation ko khule bazar me kaudiyo ke daam me bechna tha aur ye kaam sirf ek shaks kar sakta tha aur wo the humare Rajshri Product ke Brand ambassador Shri-Shri 1008 Pandey ji.....
"kya Arman bhai...apun ki bhi koyi ijjat hai...kahe ko apun ki aisi-taisi karne par tule ho..."
"ye kaam kar de ,10 Rajshri meri taraf se free..."
"rahne do,maine Rajshri khana chhod diya..."
"phhir ek packet gudang-garam cigarette..."
"apun cigarette bhi chhod dega Arman bhai...par apun ki langot mat utaro..."
"chal,phhir ek botal pavva...ab bol "
"daru bhi chhod dunga main aaj se..."
"teri to...tu beta college me mil.phhir teri ijjat waha thik dhang se sawarunga..."jab mere sare lalach Rajshri Pandey par beasar ho gaye to maine use dhamki dene ka rasta apnaya and as always Rajshri Pandey maan gaya...,pata nahi kyun sala meri dhamki se itna darta tha....
"thik hai Arman bhai,jaisa aap bolo...lekin ye aap thik nahi kar rahe mere sath "
"dil pe mat le...."Rajshri Pandey ka peeth thapthapate hue maine apne jeb se kayi sari plastics nikal kar jaldi se uske jeb me daal di aur bola"muh me le.."
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Rajshri ko uska kaam saunp kar humne use khud se door kiya aur salaad khate-khate apni plate bharne lage....
"main kofta aur bhindi lekar abhi aaya...."bolkar Saurabh waha se aage badh gaya aur Naveen,Sulabh pahle hee sath chhod chuke the...
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"aaj dekha Divya kaise udd rahi thi ,achchhe se baithaya hai usko,ab kuchh din mere samne apni jubaan kholne se pahle 3 lakh kilometer/Sec. Ki speed se sochegi ki kuchh bolu ya nahi..."
"ab tu apni tareef karna shuru mat ho jana...."
"abey nahi..main to tujhse ye kahna chahta hoon ki in ladkiyo me dimag ki jagah gobar bhara pada hai..kuchh sochati-samajhti nahi bas kau-kau chillati rahti hai...Divya ko hee dekh le, use kya jaroorat thi beech me bolne ki ? Lekin nahi use to mujhse panga lena tha ,kar diya na nanga...ab tu us MBBS wali ko hee le le, do baar mujhe ullu kya banaya ,khud ko Arman se badi samajhni lagi...use bhi dhang se batti diya aur aisa batti diya hai ki zindagi bhar 'Arman' shabd sunkar uske dimag ki batti gul ho jayegi..."
"kafi galatfahmi paal rakhi hai tumne apne andar...zameen par rahna seekho warna ek pal aisa aayega jab patal ke bhi nahi rahoge..."ek sexy aawaz ne mera dhyan apni taraf aakarshit kiya aur jab meri aankhe us sexy aawaz ki malkin par padi to aankhe jaisi us par jam kar rah gayi...
"Angelina...ye itna sab kuchh ho jane ke baad bhi mujhse muskura kar baat kar rahi...jaroor ye kisi plan ke sath aayi hogi,nikal le beta..."maine khud se kaha aur ek professional muskan apne hontho par le aaya...jabki Angelina ko dekhte hee main thoda ghabra gaya tha kyunki wo is samay ek ghayal sherni ki tarah thi...jo bas us ek mauke ki talaash me thi jiske karan wo mujhe,hum dono ke beech chal rahe mind-game me parajit kar sake...is samay main Angelina darling se ulajhna nahi chahta tha...isliye waha se bhag jana hee behtar samjha...
Jung ke maidan me bina lade bhagne ka mera apna ek alag hee style hai,jo hamesha hee kargar sabit hota hai aur wo style ye hai"dar ke karan jung ke maidan ko bhi is tarah chhodo ki samne wale ko ye mahsoos ho ki aap waha se bhag kar uspar bahut bada ahsaan kar rahe ho...' iske do fayde hai-pahle ye ki is tarah se aapki ijjat bhi baj jati hai aur dusara ye ki samne wali ki ijjat thuk jati hai.....
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"meet my friend..."ek ladke ke kamar par hath rakhkar Angelina boli"iska name..."
"ye koyi Johnny depp ya Robert downey jr. hai kya,jo main isase milu....jao pahle mujhse milne ka appointment mere secretary se lekar aao..."waha se khisakte hue maine kaha"chal be Arun, kofte ke counter par bheed kam ho gayi hai.."
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"meet my friend..."ek ladke ke kamar par hath rakhkar Angelina boli"iska name..."
"ye koyi Johnny depp ya Robert downey jr. hai kya,jo main isase milu....jao pahle mujhse milne ka appointment mere secretary se lekar aao..."waha se khisakte hue maine kaha"chal be Arun, kofte ke counter par bheed kam ho gayi hai.."
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Angelina darling se peechha chhudakar hum log ek taraf khade ho gaye aur apne masoom se pet ko bharne lage...main aur mere dost warden ke mana karne ke bawjood neeche aa gaye hai,iski khabar kisi ne warden ko de di aur hath me khane ki plate liye warden humare paas aaya....
"tum logo ko mana kiya tha yaha aane ke liye..."apne daant chabakar usne hum sabko batti di aur samne se gujarne wale ek shaks ko bade hee shaleenta se bola"hello, aap kaise hai..."
Jab wo shaks gujar gaya to warden phhir humari taraf muda aur hume galiya bakna shuru kar diya...wo bhi bade pyar aur dular se, kyunki har waqt-bewaqt koyi na koyi waha se gujarta jiske karan warden hum par apna gala nahi phhad pa raha tha...ek taraf warden hume hans-hans kar batti de raha tha to wahi hum log hans-hans kar batti le rahe the......
"tum log upar milo ,phhir batata hoon tumhe.."warden ne ek baar phhir apna daant chabaya lekin dusare pal samne se gujar rahi ek aurat ko dekhkar muskurate hue bola"kaisi hai aap,dinner ho gaya aapka..."
"yes...yes....yes"teen baar 'yes' bolkar wo aurat chalti bani aur hum log bhi mauka dekhkar usi waqt waha se khisak liye....
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"Pandey ji ko Gutkhe ka packet do koyi,inhone humara kaam jo kiya hai..."Pahadi par upar chadhte hue maine kaha...
"rahne do Arman bhai, aaj sabke samne meri ijjat me jitne hole hue hai na ,uske baad Gutkha,daru sab kuchh bhool sa gaya hoon...dimag me baar-baar bas wahi scene aa jata hai jab waha maujood log mujhpar hans rahe the..."
"mard ban be lawde "Pandey ji ki peeth jor-jor se thapthapate hue Saurabh bola"name bata unka jinhone tujhpar hansa...abhi salo ka muh unke gand me ghusa kar aata hoon..."
"maloom nahi ,kaun-kaun hans raha tha...main to bas apna sar jhukaye khada tha waha..."
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"Arman tu hamesha bolta rahta hai ki 'i love daru more than' "
"GIRLS..."Arun ke pahle hee maine apna dialogue complete kiya...
"ek baar ye bol ki tu, daru ko mujhse jyada pyar karta hai..."
"isme kaun si badi problem hai...I love daru more than Gay-Arun..."aur isi ke sath hum sabhi hans pade,siway Arun ko chhodkar....
"ab yahi line Esha ke liye bol to..."usne aage kaha...
"ab kya main din bhar sabke name japta rahu kya..."
"iski koyi jaroorat nahi bas tu ek baar ye bol de ki 'i love daru more than Esha'...bas baat khatm..."
"isme kaun si badi baat hai,le abhi bol deta hoon..."Arun par haste hue maine bolna shuru kiya"i love daru more than......"
"more than..."jab main bolte-bolte chup ho gaya to Arun ne ek baar phhir se apni taang adayi...
"more than...more than..."
"rahne de beta, bol chuka tu..."ek jor ka ghusa mere peeth me markar Arun ne kaha"tune dil tod diya mera aaj.sale mera name le sakta hai lekin uska name nahi le sakta...bas beta ,dekh li teri ye dosti...tujhe pata nahi ki tune mujhe aaj kitna dukhi kiya hai....dil kar raha hai ki yaha se neech kudkar apni jaan de doon,lekin phhir jo daru ka ek bumpher tere bag me rakha hai,use kaun piyega...ye sochkar nahi kud raha...baki dil to ekdum chhalli-chhalli ho gaya aaj..."
"oye nautanki, chup ho ja... aur tu kya sochta hai ki main Esha ko daru se jyada pyar karta hoon...bilkul nahi, le abhi bole deta hoon,wo line jo tu sunna chahta hai..."kahte hue maine ek baar phhir se try kiya...lekin juban Esha ka name leti ,usase pahle hee atak gayi....meri favorite line ko Esha ka name lekar pura karne ke liye mera muh jaroor khulta lekin shabd nahi nikal rahe the......
"i love daru more tha E...More than Eeeeeeee......"barahawi baar koshish karte hue main bola lekin pichhali egraya baar ki tarah is baar bhi juban dhokha de gayi....
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"gand mara tu Arun..."frustation me main cheekha aur tej kadmo ke sath thoda aage badh gaya....
Pata nahi meri jubaan kyun ladkhada rahi thi...jabki main aisa kabil launda tha ,jise gale tak daru pilakar yadi hazar logo ke samne bhasad dene ke liye stage par khada kar diya jaye tab bhi ek shabd idhar se udhar na ho....
"o teri, us billi se to main 100 % pyar karta hoon...."
College ke char salo me teesare saal mujhe ye maloom chala ki Esha se main sach me pyar karta hoon .
"pata nahi sala dosti kab hogi, main use propose kab karunga aur kab wo meri girl friend banegi....jis speed ke sath main hoon ,uske hisab se to sala ye janam aur iske aage wala janam bhi kam pad jayega... "
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Camp me aane ke baad ye decide hua ki main aur Sulabh un teeno ke camp me jayenge aur dinner chhod kar aayenge....
"tu ja raha hai to ja,lekin meri ek baat apne gand me gath bandh ke rakh liyo ki bhoole se bhi un laundiyo ko sorry bola to alta-palta ke chodunga...."dhamki ke roop me Saurabh ne apni shart rakhi...
"abey, meri shakal dekhkar tujhe kya lagta hai ki main use sorry bolunga...us Divya ki to shakal tak nahi dekhunga..."
"yahi jajba banaye rakhiyo beta ,bahut door tak jayega...itna door ki telescope se bhi tu nahi dikhega...ab mere pair chhukar aashirwad le aur chalta ban us 'R. Divya'ke camp ki taraf..."
"ye 'R. Divya' ka kya matlab"khane ke packet apne hath me pakadte hue Sulabh ne puchha...
"wo main tujhe raste me samjha dunga,ab chal idhar se..."
Apne camp se nikal kar main aur Sulabh , 'R.Divya ' ke camp ki taraf badhe aur is samay mere dimag me jo chal raha tha ,wo ye ki...un teeno ka muh kitna inch fatega ,jab wo log mujhe aur Sulabh ko apne camp ke andar dekhegi....
"kahi koyi heart attack se na mar jaye...."chalte waqt main badbadaya...
"kaun mar raha hai Arman..."
"tu chup-chap chal na aage...ye baar-baar ungali karna jaroori hai kya...."
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Humare college ke lagbhag aadhe student aa chuke the jiska pata maine aadhe se adhik camp me se aati hui roshani se lagaya....'R.Divya' ke camp se bhi roshani aa rahi thi...unke camp se kuchh doori par jab main aur sulabh pahuche to main rook gaya...
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"kya hua Arman..."
"kuchh nahi..bas soch raha hoon ki wapas chalte hai..."
"kyun..."
"abey pahli baat to ye ki hume aisa karte dekh jo ki hum dono abhi karne ja rahe hai...un teeno ko dil ka daura padega aur mujhe dar hai ki kahi koyi ludhak na jaye...."
"aur dusari baat kya hai..."
"dusari baat ye ki hum dono ki...sorry hum dono ki nahi, sirf meri...meri bejjati bhi hogi...."
"aur teesari baat..."hatho me khane ka packet liye Sulabh mujhe itne dhyan se sun raha tha ki uski pakad khane ke packets par kamjor ho gayi aur ek ke baad ek do-teen packet ,zameen par dhamake ke sath giri.....
"teesari baat ye ki, tu maha-bakchod hai aur Megha ke sapne dekhna chhod de...chutiya sala,Pandey ji ki mehnat ko bekar kar diya..."Sulabh ko khari-khoti sunate hue main bola"ab mera muh kya dekh raha hai,utha ke dekh ki kuchh salamat bhi hai ya sab khatm ho gaya..."
"bose dk chilla mat,warna yahi marunga...kasam ganga maiya ki "
"majak kar raha tha pagle,tu to har baat dil pe le leta hai... "
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Haste-khelte,ladte-jhagadte...main aur Sulabh aakhir 'R.Divya' ke camp ke samne pahuch hee gaye ,lekin ab sawal ye tha ki hum dono me se andar kaun jaye....kyunki Sulabh ki fat rahi thi aur main pahle andar nahi jana chahta tha aur dusare shabdo me kahe to meri bhi fat rahi thi...kyunki in ladkiyo ka kya bharosha,sali 'help-help' chillakar hume kahi fansa na de...
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"tu sale bahut sher-dil banta hai...tu hee ja pahle..."
"mujhe dekhkar wo Maa di ladli Divya sanak jayegi...aur lamba chauda bakheda kar degi..."
"ek kaam karte hai ,dono sath chalte hai andar..."
"ye sahi rahega..."
Maine , Sulabh ka hath aise pakda jaise saat phhere lene ja raha hoon aur camp ki taraf badhte hue puchha...
"guess kar sakta hai kya ki wo teeno kya kar rahi hogi ,is waqt..."
"pakka muth mar rahi hogi..."
"kya aadmi hai be, itna kharab to main bhi nahi bolta....ek se badhkar ek hai yaha...ek baat bata,tu sach me Megha ko pyar karta hai ya aise hee Arun ki tarah doodh-gand dabane ke liye Megha ka chakkar kat raha hai..."
"left side wala pyar hai be aur mujhpar ungali uthane se pahle khud ko dekh, teesara saal chal raha hai lekin itna dam nahi ki in teen saal me use jakar teen shabd bol sake...aur mujhpar ungali uthane se pahle khud se puchh ki kya tu Esha se left side wala pyar karta hai ya nahi..."
"apna to 100 % pure hai,aaj confirm bhi ho gaya aur ab chal..."
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Maine sar neeche karke camp ke andar pahle apna sar ghusaya aur agal bagal dekha....waha siway Esha ke aur koyi nahi tha aur Esha bhi dusari taraf apna face kiye hue baithi thi....
"abey ,Arman...teri billi kahi koyi jadu-tona to nahi karti ,kyunki jis position me wo apne baal khule karke baithi hai ,usase apun ko chudailo ki yaad aa rahi hai..."
"Bakchod ,wo video game khel rahi hogi... ,tu sale ladkiyo ki ijjat karna kab sikhega "khusfusate hue maine Sulabh se kaha aur Esha ko aawaz di lekin Esha pahle ke tarah hee isbar bhi baithi rahi....
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"Arman,main kya bolta hoon ki ab hume chalna chahiye...meri fat rahi hai...kahi kisi ne aise karte hue dekh liya to...bhari lafda ho jayega...."
"dar mat...is samay Esha ka baap bhi aa jaye to mujhe kuchh nahi bolega...mere paas back up plan hai..."
"thik hai to tu yahi ruk main chala...waise bhi Megha yaha nahi hai..."
"Ruk be, warna tere baap ko call karke bata dunga ki tu unke mana karne ke bawjood idhar camping me aaya hai..."
Sulabh ko rok kar maine ek aur baar Esha ko dheere se aawaz diya lekin waha baj rahe sangit ki dhwani me mere muh se nikli dhwani ghul-mil gayi aur Esha par koyi prabhav nahi pada....
"Esha....billi..palat"thoda tej aawaz me maine kaha aur jaise hee Esha peechhe palti,Sulabh apna hath mere hath se chhudakar waha se ulte pair bhag gaya....sala darpok .
"Arman......."Mujhe dekhte hee Esha chauki aur turant hee uthkar mere paas aayi..."kya chahiye tumhe..."
"ek chummi..."maine socha ki aisa bol du,lekin phhir nahi bola aur apna sar na me hila diya.....
"kuchh kahna hai.... "Esha ne dobara sawal kiya.
Maine haan me apna sar hilaya aur socha ki ye bol du'i love you more than daru...' lekin phhir himmat nahi hui....
"sorry bolne aaye hoge, i know..."
"i know, you know, don't know,who know...bahut confusion hai..."main bola"wo tum log neeche nahi gaye the khana khane...to mujhe fikra hone lagi ki kahi tum logo ka bhookh ke mare pet na kharab ho jaye,isliye tum teeno ke liye khana pack karwa ke laya hoon...lekin Sulabh ki meharbani se sare khane ka satyanash ho gaya..."
"kyaaaaaaaaa......."bolte hue Esha zameen me girte-girte bachi.
Shuru me socha ki mast kudkar Esha ko lapak loon lekin tabhi mere dimag ne kaha ki'na beta na...lafda ho sakta hai' aur maine phhir waisa kuchh bhi nahi kiya....
"mujhe to pahle se hee andaja tha ki iska kuchh yahi haal hoga....abhi isko heart attack bhi aayega "
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