• Hello Friends You can Register on the Forum and by posting you can earn money too.

mastram kahani 8TH SEMESTER !

Chapter-47: Two Suspicion
Update-183
Quote:
"aur jab tu unhe ye batayegi ki tu meri girl friend hai to ye dekhna ki teri us Esha mam ka reaction kya hota hai... ab chalta hoon,bye"
.
Auditorium me maine bhale hee chhatru ke samne lambi-lambi haank di thi lekin Recess ke baad main chhatru ko diye gaye apne hee challenge se ghabrane laga tha...aur jaise-jaise Chhatru ka period aa raha tha, meri halat aur bhi khasta ho rahi thi...
Chhatrapal sir hume do subject padhate the ,pahla subject tha 'Value Education' ,jisme har hafte unki sirf ek class rahti thi aur dusara subject tha Engineering economic ,jisme wo hafte bhar me 5 baar apne darshan de dete the...ek to Chhatru khud boring tha ,upar se uske dono boring subject....unke period lene ke baad pure class ki halat aisi ho jati thi ,jaise ki sab abhi-abhi apne sharir ka aadha blood donate karke aaye ho....bole to thakan me ekdum doobe hue.
Engineering Economic ka aaj second last period tha aur main chah raha tha ki Chhatru apni class lene na aaye,warna wo mujhe topic dekar ,kal tak yaad karne ko kahega...
"aur uchak...Auditorium me to bade shaan se bol raha tha ki ,sir class me topic de dena...ab kya hua..."jaise hee EE ka period shuru hua, maine socha"ek kaam karta hoon, Sir ko class ke baad khopche me le jakar bol dunga ki sir, ye sab mere se nahi hoga...aap kisi aur ko dekh lo....lekin phhir to ghor bezzati hogi...kaha phans gaya yar..."
.
Aur phhir Us din Chhatru ke class me na aane ki meri request ko bhagwan ne accept kar liya ,kyunki Chhatru us din apni class lene nahi aaya....Chhatru ke class me na aane se use chahne wale jaha dukhi the,wahi kuchh log mere jaise bhi the ,jinhe atyant prassanta hui thi...lekin sabse jyada khush to main tha...
.
Ab jab Chhatrapal sir ji ne class bunk kiya to mera sara dar door hua aur main Esha par pure man se concentrate karne laga..tab mere saamne kal wale sawal phhir se paida ho gaye ,jinhe maine kal parking me Esha ke jaane ke baad socha tha....
.
"itna chup kyun hai be, kahi chaddi geeli to nahi kar di tune..."meri tapasya me rukavat dalte hue Arun ne khali class me mere itna chup rahne ka karan puchha....
"ab yadi ise kahunga ki bas aiwen hee...to ye lawda dimag chat jayega aur phhir mujhe chain se baithne nahi dega..."Arun ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"main soch raha tha ki 'Why is the Earth an ellipsoid'...isliye please chup rah... "
.
Arun ko chup karakar main wapas apni tapasya me leen ho gaya aur Esha ki ajeeb harqato ka smaran karne laga....lekin mujhe koyi aisa dhang ka jawab nahi mila,jo mere andar uthe mere un do sawalo ka jawab deti ho....lekin maine haar nahi mani aur ek baar phhir se apni sadhna me leen ho gaya....
.
"abey itna mat soch...google me dekh le ki Earth ellipsoid kyun hai..."
"thanks...ab chup rah..."
"yar tujhse ek baat kahni thi..."
"sun raha hoon bol..."
"pahle meri taraf to dekh..."mera thobda pakad kar Arun ne apni taraf ghumaya aur bola"main aajkal kuchh jyada hee sperm donate kar raha hoon....koyi tareeka hai kya ,jisase main apni is donation me katauti kar saku..."
Arun ne jab mera thobda apni taraf ghumaya tabhich mera dil kiya ki ghuma ke ek hath use jad du aur uska thobda bigad doon...lekin phhir maine khud par control kiya aur uspar bhadakte hue bola...
"ise rokne ka sirf ek hee tareeka hai, tu apna lund kaat de...aur mujhe ab disturb mat karna ,warna ye kaam main khud kar dunga..."
.
Arun iske baad kuchh nahi bola ,yaha tak ki usne mujhe phhir mudkar dekha bhi nahi...jiska fayda mujhe ye hua ki main bade itminaan se apna jawab dhoondane me laga raha...lekin mujhe door-door tak jawab nahi mila....tab maine socha ki aaj phhir Parking me Esha se milte hai, jisme Divya ka ,Esha ke sath na hona...condition apply hoga....
kal ki tarah maine aaj bhi College ke off hote hee Saurabh ko pataya taki wo kuchh bahana maarkar Arun ko apne sath le ja sake aur aaj mera bahana bana 'Chhatru ke sath important talking '
Arun aur Saurabh to kal ki tarah hostel chale gaye lekin R.Divya kal ki tarah aaj pahle nahi nikli....aaj dono sath me hee apne ghar ke liye ravana hue,jisase college ke baad Esha se parking me baat karne ke mere plan ne wahi dam tod diya....
" maa di ladali Divya ,lawdi jab dekho tab beech me apni gand fasati rahti hai...randi ,chhinar kahi ki...ye mar kyun nahi jati, MC...ek din in dono bhai bahno ka Qutl mere hatho jaroor hoga..."Divya ke tareefo ke pul badhte hue main hostel chala gaya....
.
Anchoring me participate karne ka ek bada fayda mujhe hua tha,wo ye ki ab raat ko main limit me daru peene laga tha, taki subah main nashe me sota na rahu...kyunki Anchoring ki practice har din first period ke time hee hoti thi...
har din Auditorium me chhatru ,hume Abraham Lincoln ke jeewan ke wahi panne roj pakda deta aur stage par ek-ek karke sabse bulwata tha...jab kayi din tak aise hee beet gaye to mujhe Chhatru ke anchoring ke is method se nafrat hone lagi, lekin main chhatru ko kabhi kuchh bol nahi paya...main stage par jata zaroor tha lekin Chhatrapal ke prati ek khunnas me sab kuchh bolta tha....Yadi Chhatrapal ko mujhe neecha dikhane ka koyi ek mauka milta to wo us ek mauke ko do mauko me tabdil karke mujhpar war karta aur main....mujhe to jante hee hoge ,main bhi uspar apne dialogues ki firing karta tha...
.
Pichhale kuchh dino se Aradhna bhi Auditorium me practice karne ke liye aane lagi thi...wo is college me aur hum sabke ke beech nayi thi...isliye wo shuru me thoda-thoda ghabrati thi lekin phhir baad me usne apne andar bahut had tak sudhar la liya tha....Auditorium me mere aur Aradhna ke beech bahut baatein hoti, wo dheere-dheere mujhse khulti ja rahi thi aur beech-beech me jab uska mujhe chidhane ka man hota to mujhe 'Arman Sir' kahkar bulati...
.
Jaha kal ki aayi laundi ,Aradhna mujhse dheere-dheere khul rahi thi,wahi Esha ab bhi mujhse baat karne me katrati thi...wo mujhse jab bhi baat karti to uske andar ek ghabrahat hamesha rahti thi....
waise to main pichhale hafte hee Esha se baat karne ki soch raha tha ,lekin abhi tak ain waqt aane par talne ke karan abhi tak Esha se baat nahi kar paya tha, isliye maine socha ki aaj Esha se apne un do sawalo ka jawab maang hee loon....
Mera pahla sawal ye tha ki 'Esha ne mera no. apne mobile par kyun save karke rakha hua hai...' aur dusara sawal ye ki ' Esha ki mami ki ladki ko mere baare me pata kaise chala'
___________________________
 
Update-184
Quote:
Mera pahla sawal ye tha ki 'Esha ne mera no. apne mobile par kyun save karke rakha hua hai...' aur dusara sawal ye ki ' Esha ki mami ki ladki ko mere baare me pata kaise chala'
.
Waise mere ye dono sawal jyada ahmiyat to nahi rakhte the lekin inhi do sawalo ke karan mujhe ek aas dikhayi de rahi thi ki Shayad... Esha ke left side me main bhi hoon. mere ye dono suspect bhale hee mere ummid ke mutabiq mujhe parinam na de lekin mujhe koshish to karni hee thi kyunki mera personally aisa manna hai ki zindagi ke safar me success wahi hota hai ,jo ghane andhere me bhi ek chingari ki buniyaad par us andhere ko door kar de, na ki wo jo us bhayankar andhere se darkar laut jaye...
.
Auditorium me main aaj 10 minute pahle hee pahucha.us waqt waha Chhatrapal Sir ko chhodkar sabhi aa chuke the yani ki 10 minute pahle aane par bhi main har din ki tarah aaj bhi late tha....
"hi...good morning."Esha ke side wali seat par baithkar maine kaha...
"hii..."
"tum log yaha itna pahle aakar kya karte ho...kahi aisa to nahi ki tumlog raat ko ghar jaate hee nahi..."
"tumhara kya matlab ki main raat ko yaha ruki thi..."mujhse bahas karne ke mood me Esha boli...
"kuchh nahi yar, mazak kar raha tha..."bahas shuru hoti ,usase pahle hee bahas ko khatm karte hue maine kaha...
"mujhe mazak bilkul bhi pasand nahi..."
"mujhe bhi mazak nahi pasand...waise mera ek sawal hai..." agal-bagal dekhte hue pahle maine ye confirm kiya ki humari baat koyi sun to nahi raha aur jab ye confirm ho gaya to maine dheere se kaha..."tumhare mobile me mera number kyun hai.."
"tumhara number kyun hai ka kya matlab "apni aankhe badi-badi karte hue Esha ne ulta mujhse hee sawal kiya....
"darasal main ye puchhana chahta hoon ki...hum dono ke beech ek samay kafi ghamasan takrar hui thi aur ek ladki ko jaha tak main janta hoon uske according tumhare paas mera number nahi hona chahiye..."
"tumhara no. mere mobile me us ghamasan ladayi ke pahle se hee save tha...aur mujhe yaad bhi nahi raha ki tumhara no. mere mobile me save hai,wo to us din Devika ne na jaane kaha se tumhe call kar diya...that's all "
"ye Devika kaun ? "
"Devika meri mami ki ladki hai ,jisne tumhe call karke dhamki di thi...."
"aisa kya....khamkha main kuchh aur samajh baitha tha , lekin phhir yaha ek aur sawal paida hota hai ki tumne mera no. pahle kyun save kiya tha...matlab ki jab main apne mobile par kisi ka no. save karta hoon to kuchh sochkar hee karta hoon...tumne kya socha tha "Esha ko lapete me lete hue maine usi ke jawab me usi ko phansa diya...khud ko bahut hoshiyar samajh reli thi
"tumhara maine kyun save kiya tha.. ."Stage ki taraf Esha dekhkar sochane lagi...aur main idhar apni chalaki par khud ko shabashi de raha tha....
"mujhe yaad nahi..."
"ye to koyi jawab nahi hua..."
"ab mujhe yaad nahi to kya karu...waise bhi tum kitni purani baat puchh rahe ho aur main bhool gayi ki maine tumhara number kyun apne mobile me save kiya tha..."
.
bol le jhooth, billi....mere pahle suspect ko charo taraf se dharashayi karne ke baad main Esha par apne dusare sawal ka prahar karta ,usase pahle maine Esha se kaha"ek aur sawal hai mera...dil pe to nahi logi.."
"yadi tumhara dusara sawal bhi pahle wale ki tarah wahiyat raha to behtar hee rahega ki mat puchho...kyunki main ab koyi jawab nahi dene wali..."
"thik hai....main ab ye puchhna chahta hoon ki tumhari mami ki ladki Devika ko mere baare me kaise pata chala,jiske baad usne mujhe call kiya..."
"maine pahle hee kaha tha ki usne shararat karne ke liye mera mobile uthaya aur achanak hee tumhare no. par call kar diya..."
"Devika ki age kya hogi..."
"kyaaaa...."
"age...matlab umra, devika ki umra kitni hogi..."
"20 , lekin tum ye kyun puchh rahe ho.."
"wo baad me bataunga...pahle ye batao ki kya wo psycho hai ya phhir thodi si satki hui hai...."
"wo meri cousin hai ,jara dhang se uske baare me baat karo...ye satki hui ka kya matlab hota hai..."
"sorry...par tumhe ajeeb nahi lagta ki ek 20 saal ki padhi-likhi ladki ,jise koyi dimagi beemari nahi hai...wo tumhare mobile se aise hee kisi ka no. dial kar deti hai aur phhir baad me tumhe apni us kartoot ki jaankari bhi de deti hai...ye baat kahi se hazam nahi hoti Esha...sach batao..."
"mujhse ab baat mat karna...."waha se uthkar Esha jate hue boli...
"jiska dar tha, wahi hua....ye to bura maan gayi..."waha par chup-chap baithkar main Esha ko waha se jate hue dekhta raha.
mere pahle sawal ka jo jawab Esha ne diya tha, mujhe uske us jawab par bhi shaq tha...lekin ab to wo baat karne ko bhi taiyar nahi thi. Lekin aaj main thaan ke hee aaya tha ki apne ye dono sandeh door karke hee rahunga, isliye main apni jagah se uthkar Esha ke daye taraf phhir se baith gaya....
"tu to bhadak gayi,isiliye main tujhe billi kahta hoon...aur sun jyada gussa hone ki jaroorat nahi hai,warna abhich apun pure college me ye baat faila dega ki tune mujhe subah call karke black mail kiya...black mail matlab mai apni taraf se koyi bhi kahani jod dunga aur tu to janti hee hai ki main kahani banane me kitna mahir hoon...isliye Esha ji aapse namra nivedan hai ki aap mujhe mere dusare prashn ka spasht uttar de...."
"tum mujhe dhamki dene ki koshish kar rahe ho...."apni aawaz tez karte hue Esha boli...
"main dhamki dene ki koshish nahi kar raha...main to dhamki de raha hoon aur aawaz thoda neeche rakho, warna shuruat yahi se ho jayegi..."
.
Auditorium me baithe sabhi students jab humari taraf hee dekhne lage to Esha ka mujhpar ufan marta hua gussa thoda thanda hua aur wo apne daant chabate hue dheere se boli...
"college khatm hone ke baad parking me milna ,abhi Chhatrapal sir auditorium me aa gaye hai, samjhe...."
"is chhatru ki to...."main peechhe palta to dekha ki Chhatru apni kalayi me bandhi ghadi me time dekhte hue samne stage ki taraf aa raha tha....
.
Chhatrapal ji har din ki tarah aaj bhi samne khade ho gaye aur sabse wahi karwaya ,jo pichhale ek hafte se ho raha tha...pahle-pahal to maine Chhatrapal ke dwara ek page pakda kar mic me bulwane ki technique par maine kuchh khas gaur nahi kiya...lekin baad me maine dhyan dena shuru kiya aur jo baat mujhe pata chali wo ye ki Chhatru humari practice ke pahle din se hee selection karne laga tha....
Chhatrapal sir speech ke dauran ekdum samne wali row par baith jate aur samne wali ki tone ,bolne ki style aur interest par gaur karte the. Sabhi students practice ke pahle din se hee us din ka intezaar kar rahe the ki kab Chhatrapal sir unme se 6 ko select kare aur 2-2 ki team bana kar 3 group banaye aur wo apni final practice shuru kar sake....lekin jaisa mera manna tha uske anusar wo 6 log to aaj se 2-3 pahle hee select ho chuke the.....jiski jaankari sirf aur sirf chhatru ko thi....
.
Iski bhanak mujhe tab lagi jab Chhatrapal sir daily humse Abraham Lincoln ki jeewani hume stage me bulakar padhwate the .kyunki na to Lincoln ji ke upar hume koyi essay likhna tha aur na hee golden jubilee ke mauke par Lincoln ji ka koyi topic tha....actually Chhatrapal in 7 dino me ye observe kar raha tha ki kis students ka interest kitna hai aur yadi meri soch sahi hai to wo unhi students ko select karega jinhone pure hafte full interest ke sath apni speech di ho....
Main Chhatrapal ke is trick ko bhaanp gaya tha ya phhir dusare shabdo me kahu to aisi hee same to same trick mere school me bhi mere teacher apply karte the aur yadi teesare shabdo me kahu to ' Anchoring karne ka ye mahafamous tareeka hai' jo har us bande ko maloom hoga ,jisne google me thodi si mehnat ki hogi.....
.
Aradhna ko count karke ab total 12 students ho gaye the,jinme se 6 ko select karna tha aur 6 ko Auditorium se bahar ka rasta dikhana tha...kuchh ladke jo khud ko oversmart dikhate the wo pichhale ek-do dino se Lincoln ji ke baare me bolte waqt jamhayi le lete the to kabhi-kabhi apna hath-pair khujlane lagte the. Un Over-smart ladko me kuchh ladke aise bhi the,jo ek-do teen se Chhatrapal sir se ye puchhane lage the ki ,wo unhe 2-2 ke group me divide kyun nahi karte....matlab saaf tha ki in sabko Chhatrapal buttkick karne wala tha.
Jis din maine Esha se sawal puchha us din bhi taqriban 4-5 students ne Lincoln ji ke baare me wahi purani speech dene me aana kani ki...kuchh ne to boring tak ka darja de dala...lekin unme kuchh aise bhi students the jo Chhatrapal ke die-hard fan the aur unhone Auditorium me kabhi apna muh nahi khola aur unme main bhi shamil tha....
.
Us din last period me mere mobile me Esha ne ek messege tapkaya ki wo chhutti ke baad parking me mera intezaar karegi...Esha ke is messege ke turant baad main ye samajh gaya ki mujhe pichhale kayi din ki tarah aaj bhi Arun ko chodu banakar ,Saurabh ke sath bhejna hai....
"Arun, tere mobile me messege pack hai kya..."
"ye messege tum jaise geedad karte hai, bhai sher hai isliye direct call karta hai...."
.
Arun se naa me jawab milne ke baad maine apne hee mobile se Esha ko messege send karne ka socha aur likha ki 'Divya ko apne sath mat rakhna,warna main wapas laut jaunga...'
College khatm hone baad main parking ki taraf badha ,jaha Esha apni car ke bahar khade hokar mujhe idhar-udhar dhoondh rahi thi aur Divya ja chuki thi....
.
"hello..."ek pyari si smile marte hue maine kaha"to bina samay ganwaye seedhe point par aa jao..."
"ek minute....mujhe sochne do....haan, yaad aa gaya. You Know Arman ,you are a hot topic of discussion in our college as well as in our home....."
"meri english utni buri bhi nahi hai lekin kasam se kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaya...."
"tum mere ghar me aur Gautam ke ghar me discuss karne ka ek hot topic ho...aur jis din devika ne tumhe call kiya uske ek din pahle hee main tumhare baare me usase baat kar rahi thi...is tarah se wo tumhare baare me jaan gayi..."
"sach...."main bas itna kah paya kyunki jo baat Esha ne mujhe batayi thi ,wo mere liye bilkul nayi thi.isliye uspar yakin karna mushkil ho raha tha.
___________________________
 
Chapter-48: A ~langar~ Football Match
Update 185

Mujhe itna to maloom tha ki main apne bure karmo ke chalte college me bahut famous hoon lekin main itna famous hoon ki is shahar ke sabse rahis gharo me mere baare me baat hoti hai ,ye main nahi janta tha.....Esha ke us jawab par maine yakin to nahi kiya tha,lekin andar hee andar khud par garv bhi kar raha tha....
Esha ki baat sunkar mera seena turant do inch chauda ho gaya aur dil kiya ki goggle lagakar koyi dialogue maru lekin phhir kuchh sochkar maine apna ye goggle laakar dialogue marne ka vichar chhod diya aur Esha se aage puchha....
.
"main itna jyada popular hoon ,jaankar khushi hui....waise mere baare me kya discuss karte ho tum log...."
"mere aur Gautam ke ghar me aisa koyi din nahi hota,jab tumhe bura-bhala na kaha gaya ho...tum yakin nahi karoge par sab log tumse be-inteha nafrat karte hai..."
"mujhe bhi kuchh aisi hee ummid thi... "
Us din Parking place me Esha ko apne shabdo ke jaal me phansa kar maine bahut kuchh jaan liya.jaise ki beech-beech me Esha ki mom Esha se puchhati hai ki 'wo lafanga sudhra ya ab bhi waisi maar-peet karta hai....'
Mujhe lekar Esha aur Gautam ke ghar me same situation rahti hai ,bole to mera name jehan me aate hee unke muh se mere liye galiya barasati hai....khair ye sab dil pe leni ki baat nahi hai aur na hee bura manne ki baat hai kyunki ye sab to human nature ki properties hai....
.
"wo sab to thik hai Esha, lekin kya tumhe nahi lagta ki aise hee kisi ke bhi samne apne ghar ki private baaten share karna galat hai...."
Jab main apni burayi sunkar pak gaya to maine Esha ko rokne ke liye kaha,kyunki wo non-stop mere dil par dande pe dande mare ja rahi thi.Mere tokne ke baad Esha ko jaise apni galti ka ahsaas hua aur usne apna hath apne hontho par rakh liya.....
"tumhare gharwalo ke mere prati uchch vicharo ki jaankari to mujhe ho gayi, lekin ab ye batao ki mere baare me tumhara kya sochna hai...matlab ki kya tum bhi apna dil kholkar meujhe bura-bhala kahti ho..."
"main nahi bataungi...ab main ek lafz bhi aage nahi bolungi..."
"bata de billi, warna main.....main...."
"warna kya...tum mujhe phhir se dhamki de rahe ho..."
"chal thik hai jaa..."
"main kyun jaun, tum jao..."
"are ja na..."
"pahle tum jao..."
"aisa kya, le phhir main nahi jata,bol kya karegi billi..."
"phhir main bhi nahi jaungi, billu,bilav,billa...."
"khisak le idhar se ,ye main last warning de raha hoon....warna "
"warna kya...haaaann ,bolo warna kya...kya kar loge tum..."mujhe challenge karte hue Esha ek kadam aage badhi.....
"kamal hai yar,ise to mujhse dar hee nahi lagta..."Esha ke ek kadam aage badhne ke baad maine khud se kaha aur Esha ki'warna kya...' ka jawab sochane laga....
"Esha ,dekh ab to chup-chap yaha se jati hai ya main apni super power dikhau..."
"jab tak tum nahi jaoge, tab tak main bhi nahi jaungi..."
"tu jaa yaha se nahi to main tujhe kiss kar lunga...phhir mat bolna ki maine aisa kyun kiya...."
.
Mere kiss karne wale jawab ka Esha ke andar jabardast reaction hua aur wo turant apni car me baithkar waha se chali gayi.....
"mujhse argument karti hai,ab aa gayi na line pe... "
.
Golden Jubilee ke function ke liye ab taiyariya joro se chal rahi thi.Singging,dancing etc. Jaise programme ki practice to college ke samay hee ho jati thi ,lekin sports wagerah ki practice college ke baad shuru hoti thi...har branch ki ek-ek team bana di gayi thi, jo ki ek tay kiye hue din me dusare branch se bhidne wali thi...in short kahe to college me is samay competitive mahol tha, jisme College ke lagbhag aadhe se adhik students jhulas rahe the....College ke us competitive mahol se mere khas dost Arun,Saurabh ki tarah sirf wo hee log bache the,jo Golden jubilee ke is golden mauke par kisi bhi field me active nahi the....
8th Sem. me aate tak mujhe aur hostel me rahne wale mere kuchh dosto ko shaam ke waqt koyi sa game khelne ki aadat lag chuki thi,jisase humari sharir me ek nayi energy ghus jati thi aur phhir raat ko hum log pel ke daru peete the....lekin aajkal hum jis bhi ground me shaam ke waqt energy lene jaate waha branch wise launde practice karte hue milte the,isliye ab humara ground humare hostel ka corridor bana....jaha hum log Cricket,football bade aaram se khelte the......
.
"main,Arman bhai ki team me rahunga..."Pandey ji ko jab Arun ne apni team me liya to Rajshri Pandey ekdum se chilla utha....
"mar MC, jaa chus le Arman ka..."Pandey ji ka collar pakad kar use Arun ne meri taraf dhakela aur bola"bhag lawde meri team se...."
"Saurabh darling meri taraf..."maine apni team ke agle khiladi ko select kiya...
"to phhir ye kallu kanghichor meri taraf..."Kallu ko hath dikhate hue Arun ne kaha"aa ja be kaliye..."
.
Maine aur Arun ne 4-4 laundo ki team banayi aur corridor me football khelne ke liye aa pahuche....is beech ek aur launda waha aaya aur usne bhi khelne ki ichchha prakat ki....
"jaa pahle apne liye koyi jodidar lekar aa...aise me to ek taraf 5 aur ek taraf 4 launde rahenge..."us ladke se Arun ne kaha...
"sun be Arun...tu rakh le ise, tum jaise gandul 5 kya 50 bhi ho jaye tab bhi mujhe koyi fark nahi padta..."
"main kyun rakhu, tu hee rakh le aur beta gandul kaun hai ye to match ke baad hee pata chalega,jab main tera hath-pair tod dunga..."
"thik hai phhir...aaja be,idhar khada ho ja..."us naye launde ko apni taraf aane ka ishara karte hue maine khud se kaha"ek baar phhir se Arun ko chodu bana diya , i'm so smart...ab to 100 main jeet ke hee rahunga...."
Jab corridor me dono team tainat ho gayi to main sabse pahle Rajshri ke paas gaya aur bola.."tu jaa ke goalkeeping kar be lodu aur beta yadi ek baar bhi football is paar se us paar gayi to soch lena..."
"Arman bhai..aap fikra mat karo...ek baar main Rajshree kha loon,uske baad to Koyi mayi ka laal mujhe hara nahi sakta..."
Pandey ji ko goalkeeper banane ke baad main Saurabh ke paas gaya aur bola"sun be, tu defence karna aur jo koyi bhi football lekar tere paas aaye, sale ka hath-pair tod dena....main forward khelunga..."
.
Waise to mujhe football khelna nahi aata tha lekin jaise humlog langar dance karte the,waise hee hum log langar football khel rahe the,jaha koyi rules nahi...bas football goal honi chahiye ,uske liye chahe koyi sa bhi tareeka apnaya jaye....jab main apni team ki taraf se forward khelne aaya to mujhe dekhkar Arun bhi forward khelne ke liye aage aa gaya....Kallu Kanghichor mujhe cover karne ke liye mere paas hee khada tha aur Arun mere thik samne mujhe galiya de raha tha.....
"three....two....one...start"
teen tak ki ginti samapt hone ke baad maine football ko apni pahli hee kick me Arun ke thobde ko nishana banana chaha, lekin football se mera pair hee touch nahi hua bole to Arun ke thobde ko bigadne ka maine ek sunahara avasar miss kar diya aur kallu football lekar aage bada...
"Sauraaabh....aage mat jane dena, muh me laat marna is kaliye ke..." apna pura dam lagakar main cheekha...jiske baad kallu dar ke mare jaha tha ,usne football ko wahi chhoda aur wapas laut aaya....
"aise tumlog maar-peet karoge to main nahi khelunga... "kallu Arun ke paas jakar mujhse bola...
 
Update-186
Quote:
"aise tumlog maar-peet karoge to main nahi khelunga... "kallu Arun ke paas jakar mujhse bola...
.
"abey Arman, 100 ke liye tu itna neeche gir jayega...maine kabhi socha nahi tha, thoo hai tujhpar..."
"abhi kal ke match me jab tu mere taraf tha ,tab to bahut bol raha tha ki maar us kaliye ko....isliye ab apni ye nautanki band kar aur game shuru kar...."maine kaha aur palat kar Saurabh ko aawaz diya "thaam le be football aur yadi ab kallu is area me aaya to uchakar uske muh me juta ghusa dena...."
.
Asliyat me main aur meri team aisa kuchh bhi nahi karne wali thi ,ye to sirf humara match jeetne ka plan tha,jo maine abhi-abhi banaya tha...jisase samne wali team ke launde humari taraf dar ke maare na aa sake....lekin match ke shuruati halat dekhkar mujhe andaza ho chala tha ki aaj to yaha world war III hone wala hai.
Kallu ko dara hua pakar Arun ne usase apni position change ki aur khel phhir se shuru hua....
main football lekar aage badha to defence karne ke liye kallu mere samne aa gaya aur maine football ko marne ke bahane uske pair me ek kick jad di jiske baad wo langdate hue saamne se hat gaya....Arun mere peechhe tha ,isliye main toofan ki tarah samne wali team ki dhajjiya udate hue aage badhta gaya lekin mere aakhiri shot ko unke goalkeeper ne rok liya....
.
"tujhe bola tha na be kaliye ki beech me mat aana, lekin tu mana nahi...ab chus..."peechhe apni team ki taraf jate hue maine kallu se kaha,jo apne pair sahla raha tha....
Arun ki team se Arun hee football ko idhar-udhar nachate hue humari taraf la raha tha . Arun ko pelne ka mera koyi plan nahi tha lekin dikkat ye bhi thi ki mujhe dhang se football khelna bhi nahi aata tha ki main use bina chot pahuchaye usase football chheen loon, isliye Arun ko pelne ke bahane se main aage badha aur seedhe jakar use apne dono hatho se pakad liya...
"Sauraaabh ,football chheen kar aage badh aur yadi kallu beech me aaya to juta utarkar seedhe muh me marna lawde ke..."cheekhte hue maine Saurabh ko aawaz di....
"ye to gaddari hai be, chhod mujhe...ye to niyam ke khilaf hai"Aankhe dikhate hue Arun bola...
"achchha beta, aaj ye niyam ke khilaf ho gaya...kal tu jab meri team me tha,tab to tu hee aise formula use kar raha tha...."
"kal ki baat kuchh aur thi...aaj ye sab nahi chalega..."
"aise-kaise nahi chalega...papa ji ka raaz hai kya...chal khisak idhar se..."jab Saurabh ne goal kar diya to Arun ko chhodte hue maine kaha...
"ab dekh beta,Arman apun kya kahar dhata hai..."
Kahar dhane ki dhamki dekar Arun apni team ke paas gaya aur unse kuchh baate karne laga.hum log 1-0 se lead kar rahe the,jise dekhkar Arun ki gand fatne lagi aur usne kallu se jakar kaha ki yadi tujhe koyi mare to tu bhi use marna....
Arun ki team ne lagbhag 5 minute tak apni planning banayi ,jiske baad kallu ek baar phhir mere paas aakar khada ho gaya aur to aur unka goalkeeper bhi kick marne ke baad humari taraf badha....Arun ki team ka ye kadam ek tarah se hairatangez karnama tha aur jab tak main kuchh samajhta uske pahle hee kallu ne mujhe jor se pakad kar deewar se sata diya aur udhar Arun ne peechhe se Saurabh ki garden pakad li ,jisase Saurabh apni jagah se hil tak nahi paya....humare baki do players ko bhi aise hee pakad kar gira diya gaya aur Arun ke team ke goalkeeper ne apne goal post se football lakar humare goal post me daal di
.
"iski maa ka...ye to football ke niyam ki dhajjiya uda di be tumne...tumhara goalkeeper kaise itna andar aa sakta hai..."hairan-pareshan sa kuchh seconds ke liye main jaise coma me chala gaya tha...
"ab bol lawde Arman,kya bolta hai...tujhe lagta hai ki sirf tu hee eklauta aisa hai...jo plan bana sakta hai...ab to tu gaya kaam se..."
Arun ke in bhayankar vakyo ko sunkar mera khoon khaul utha aur maine apni team ke charo member ko apne paas bulaya aur unhe samjhaya ki hume kya karna hai...humare 5 minute ke break ke baad humare plan ke mutabiq pandey ji ne football ko pair se kick karne ke bajay hath me pakda aur tezi se samne wale pale ki taraf bhaga...ab humara ye football match football match na hokar RUGBY match ban gaya tha, jisme ball ko hath me lekar bhagna hota hai...Pandey ji ki is harqat se Arun aur uski puri team ke hosh udd gaye aur wo pandey ji ko rokne ke liye turant daud pade...lekin tabhich pandey ji ne ball meri taraf feka,jise maine bina der kiya lapak liya aur Arun ki team ke goalkepper ko hatho se ghaseet kar football ke sath goal kar diya.....
.
"Arun lund, ab bol...kaisa laga mera plan...ab tu gaya beta..."
"ab dekh main kya karta hoon..."bolkar Arun ne phhir se apni team ko apne paas bulaya aur 5 minute tak unse discuss karta raha....
.
Discussion ke baad jab game shuru hua to ab football ka game Handball ka game ban gaya. Arun aur uske team wale pandey ji ke Rugby game ki tarah football ko lekar daude nahi balki unhone door-door me khade apne team ke laundo ko football fek kar football pass kiya aur humare nikamme goalkeeper Sir Rajshree Pandey ji ki badaulat humne bhi dusara goal kha liya.....jiske baad Arun ne phhir mujhe hekadi dikhayi....
.
Mere aur Arun ki team ke beech khela gaya wo football match ,ek football match na hokar universal match ho gaya tha, jisme kabhi koyi football khelta ,to koyi Rugby khelta aur jiska dil karta wo humare us football match ko handball ka game bhi bana deta tha. Bole to ~langar~ football match...jisme koyi rules nahi ,bas football goal honi chahiye ,jiske liye chahe koyi sa bhi saam daam dand bhed apnana pade...
"abki baar goal hone ke baad jiske adhik point rahenge,wo match jeetega...kya bolta hai..."hafte hue Arun ne mujhse kaha...
"thik hai...ye last goal..ab tak ka score barabar hai, isliye jo is baar goal dagega Match aur 100
uske..."maine bhi hafte hue kaha..."lekin uske pahle 5 minute ka break lete hai...kya bolta hai "
"main bhi yahi soch raha tha..."
humara wo langar football match taqriban ek ghante tak chala ,jisme dono team ne hath-pair se 10-10 goal dage the....isliye 5 minute ke break ke baad jo bhi team goal karti wo ek point ki lead lekar winner rahti.
apne room me aakar maine pani ka bottle khola aur pura bottle khali kar diya....lekin tab bhi aadhi pyas baki thi...mere jaisa haal waha baithe Arun, Saurabh ,Pandey ji aur un sabhi ka tha jo match khel rahe the....Pandey ji itne thak gaye ki jor-jor se hafte hue zameen par audhe let gaye aur bole ki 'Arman bhai...ab mere me himmat nahi bachi hai...aap sambhal lo...'
'ek to gaya kaam se...Saurabh tere me kuchh dam baki hai ya tu bhi tel lene jayega..."
"main khelunga...."
"chal phhir bahar aa, plan banate hai..."
Pandey ji ko wahi zameen me chhodkar main, Saurabh aur baki do ke sath bahar aaya aur plan banane laga....
aakhiri goal humari taraf hua tha, isliye football lekar humlog match start karne wale the...jab Arun ki team samne tainat ho gayi to maine Saurabh ko unke beech bheja aur apne team ke ek launde ke hath me football dekar Rugby wale game ki tarah bhagne ke liye kaha....us launde ne thik waisa hee kiya lekin half pitch par Arun ne meri team ke us launde ko pakad liya jiske turant baad plan ke mutabiq Saurabh, jo peechhe khada tha...usne Arun ki gardan ko thik waise hee daboch liya ,jaise ki Arun ne pahle Saurabh ki gardan ko dabocha tha....
Arun ki team ka goalkeeper abki baar apni hee jagah par khada raha lekin Arun ko Saurabh ke changul se chhudane ke liye kaliya aage aaya aur tabhich maine apna badla pura karne ke uddeshya se ghuma kar ek laat kaliye ko de mari aur kaliya seedhe deewar se ja bhida ,jiske baad deewar ne Sir Isaac Newton ke third law ka palan karte hue kaliye ko neeche zameen par gira diya....
"mujhse bhidta hai bose dk..ab ja ke ilaaz karwa lena..."kaliye ke sharir ko jagah-jagah se todne ke baad maine usase kaha....
Arun ko Saurabh ne phansa rakha tha aur kaliya neeche zameen par leta karah raha tha. Ab Arun ke team me sirf do log bache the aur wo dono goal post me jakar apna hath faila kar khade ho gaye....
"tum dono ko maloom nahi kya ki main basketball me mahir hoon...beta jab main us chhote se chhed me(ring) basketball ghusa deta hoon to phhir yaha mujhe goal karne se kaise rokoge be..."
Mera itna confidence dekhkar un ladko ka darr aur bhi badh gaya aur wo dono apne dono hath faila kar ek-dusare ke bagal me khade ho gaye....
humare hostel ka corridor jyada chauda nahi tha ,isliye jab wo dono apne hath faila kar khade ho gaye to pura ka pura goal post un dono ke body se thak gaya....isliye goal karne me mujhe ab badi dikkat ho rahi thi...lekin jyada der tak nahi...maine football ko apne hath me liya aur ghumakar un dono me se ek ke pet me de mara.....
"aaayyyyiiiii.....gand fat gayi be..."bolte hue wo ladka,jiske pet me maine abhi-abhi football tana tha,wo wahi apna pet pakad kar baith gaya...
ab jab ek ghayal ho chuka tha to mere liye goal karne ka kaam behad aasan ho gaya tha aur phhir maine bina samay ganwaye aakhiri goal daag diya....
.
"la de 100 "aakhiri goal karne ke baad main Arun ke paas gaya aur usase bet ke paise mange....
"le lena na baad me...kahi bhage ja raha hoon kya...."
"chal baad me de dena..."apne room ki taraf aate hue maine winner wali smile Arun ko di...lekin mere room me ghusne se pahle hee kaliya mujhe kuchh bolne laga...
"kya hua be, maine to tujhe pahle hee warn kiya tha ki mere raste me mat aana...lekin nahi,...teri hee gand me badi khujali thi..."
"lawde, mujhe kal apni bahan ko lekar hospital jaana tha...lekin ab nahi ja paunga...aaaaahhhhh"
"abey to dard se karah raha hai ya chudayi kar raha hai...dard me bhi koyi aise karahta hai kya..aaaaahhhhh "
"baat mat palat Arman...tune ye sahi nahi kiya...."
"ab jyada nautanki mat kar be kallu..."Kaliye ko sahara dekar uthate hue maine kaha "waise teri bahan college me padhti hai,ye mujhe aaj hee pata chala...kaun hai wo..."
"first year me hai...name hai Aradhna Sharma..."
"Aradhna Sharma... kha maa kasam "jabardast tarike se chaukte hue maine Kallu se puchha....
_________________________
 
Chapter-49: battle for dignity
Update-187
Quote:
"Aradhna Sharma... kha maa kasam "jabardast tarike se chaukte hue maine Kallu se puchha....
.
mujhe is tarah se shocked hota dekh kallu bhi buri tarah chauka aur darne laga ki kahi main use phhir na pel doon . Main isliye itni buri tarah chauka tha kyunki Aradhna aur kallu ke face me koyi mel-jol nahi tha.
Aradhna utni gori bhi nahi thi, lekin kallu jaise nihayat kali bhi nahi thi...Aradhna avon maal bhale na ho lekin aisi to thi hee ki yadi wo chodne ka proposal de to main mana na karu wahi kallu ekdum badsurat mendhak ke jaise muh wala tha aur to aur sala kanghi bhi churata tha....
"aise kya dekh raha hai be, phhir se marega kya..."
"Aradhna teri sagi bahan hai ya phhir tere chacha,mama,kaka,fufa,tauji....etc. etc. Ki beti hai..."
Mere dwara aisa sawal karne par pahle tu kallu mujhe kha jaane wali nazaro se dekhne laga lekin jab use aisa laga ki wo mera kuchh nahi ukhad sakta to wo thoda mayoos aur thode gusse ke sath bola...
"Aradhna meri door ki bahan hai...tujhe usase kya..."
"tabhi main sochu ki tujh jaise kaliya ki bahan Aradhna kaise ho sakti hai..." Aradhna ,kallu ki door ke rishte ki bahan hai ye jaankar main badbadaya aur waha se apne room me aaya....
.
Mere room me is waqt Saurabh, Arun ke sath Pandey ji bhi mauzood the,jo football Match ke dauran lagi chot ko sahla rahe the...Arun ke hath aur gardan ke paas ki thodi si chamdi ghis gayi thi,wahi Saurabh sahi-salamat tha......
"dekh liya be,mujhe challenge karne ka nateeja, ab agli baar se aaukat me rahna..warna is baar gardan ke paas ki thodi si chamdi ukhdi hai,agli baar pura gardan ukhad dunga...."shanshaho wali style me main apne bed par baithate hue bola"mujhe dekh ,main kaise match ke baad bhi relax feel kar raha hoon..."
"jyada bolega to 100 ke badle me main lund ke 100 baal thamaunga..."aaine me dekhkar apni gardan ko sahlate hue Arun ne kaha"aur beta, aaine me dekh ,tera matha fod diya hai maine..."
Arun ke itna bolne ke sath hee mera hath khud ba khud mere sar par gaya aur jaise hee maine apna hath apne mathe par phhiraya to thodi si jalan hui....
"khoon nikal raha hai kya be Saurabh..."
"thodi si kharoch hai be...bas aur kuchh nahi...aur ye bata tu us kanghichor se kis laundiya ke baare me baat kar raha tha..."
"aisich hai ek item...usi ke baare me baat kar raha tha..."baat ko talte hue maine kaha...kyunki yadi main unhe Aradhna ke baare me batata to phhir unhe puri kahani batani padti ki main kaise canteen me Aradhna se mila aur wo anchoring ki practice karne bhi aati hai...blah..blah.
.
Agle din jab main college ke liye hostel se nikal raha tha to jo baat mere dimag me thi ,wo ye ki Esha ka mujhe dekhkar kya reaction hoga, wo mujhse behave kaise karegi...mujhse baat bhi karegi ya nahi...kyunki kal shaam ke waqt parking me maine use kaha tha ki 'yadi wo mujhse pahle nahi jayegi to main uski pappi le lunga' . Us waqt to maine ye kah diya tha lekin baad me jab maine ispar gaur kiya aur itminan se socha to mujhe aisa laga ki mujhe Esha ko wo nahi bolna chahiye tha....isliye main Auditorium ki taraf jaate waqt thoda ghabra bhi raha tha .
"ek kaam karta hoon, auditorium me jaate hee Esha ko bol dunga ki wo kal wali baat ka bura na mane...wo to maine aise hee mazak me kah diya tha....yesss..yahich bolunga,tab wo maan jayegi..."
Auditorium ki taraf jaate waqt maine bakayada wo lines bhi bana dali, jo mujhe Esha se bolna tha.us din Esha mujhe auditorium ke baahar akeli khadi mili aur maine dil hee dil me uparwale ka shukriya ada kiya kyunki yadi is waqt Esha mujhe kuchh ulta seedha bhi kah deti to koyi aur nahi sunta....warna yadi Esha kisi teesare ke samne mujhpar chillati to mera ahankar jo mujhme koot-koot kar bhara hua hai...wo apni insult hote hue dekh turant bahar aata aur jiska natiza Esha ki sabke saamne ghor bejjati ke roop me nikalta....
"good morning, yaha khadi mera intezaar kar rahi thi kya
"hamesha ki tarah haste-muskurate hue maine kaha....is ummid me ki Esha bhi haste-muskurate hue jawab degi...
"tumse koyi matlab ki main yaha khadi hokar kya kar rahi hoon...apne kaam se matlab rakho..."chidchidepan ke sath Esha ne mera swagat kiya....
Kasam se yadi us waqt waha Esha ki jagah koyi aur ladki hoti ,yaha tak ki Angelina Silva ki jagah Angelina jolie bhi hoti aur wo mere good morning ka aisa chidchida jawab deti to main seedhe ghuma ke ek lafa marta ,lekin wo ladki Esha thi isliye main shant hee raha....ye sochkar ki shayad uska mood kharab hoga.
.
"pakka ,aaj uncle ji ne kiraye ke paise nahi diye honge...isiliye itna bhadak rahi hai. lekin tension mat le ,main bahut rahis hoon....bol kitna rokda doon...tu kahe to blank check sign karke de du..."Esha ka mood thik karne ke irade se maine aisa kaha....lekin Esha par iska ulta hee asar hua.
Esha aur bhi jyada mujhpar bhadak gayi aur usne kuchh aise baate bol di ,jo seedhe teer ke mafiq mere dil me chubhi, wo boli...
"tumhe lagta hai ki main tumse baat bhi karna pasand karti hoon...haaannn , tum jaise ladko ko main achchhi tarah se janti hoon, jaha koyi rahis ladki dikhi nahi ki uske peechhe pad gaye....Gautam ke sath tumne jo kiya ,uske baad to mujhe tumhari name se bhi ghin aati hai...aur jitna rupaye tumhare garib maa-baap tumhe ek mahine me bhijawate hai na utna to main har din bar,pub wagerah me tip de deti hoon...bloody nonsense...pata nahi kaha-kaha se chale aate hai,bhikhari..."
.
Esha ke muh se aise-aise lafz sunkar mujhe pahli baar me to yakin hee nahi hua ki Esha ne mujhse hee wo sab kaha hai...mera kaan aise sann hua jaise kisi ne jor se mere kaan me jhapad de mara hoon....ekpal ke liye mujhe samajh hee nahi aaya ki main kya karu, lekin Esha ne aise-aise shabd bol diye the ki mere ahankar ne mere pyar ko turant maat de di aur main bola...
"dekho, mere mobile me call teri taraf se aaya tha na ki maine tujhe call kiya tha...isliye aisa sochna bhi mat ki mujhe tujh jaisi ladki se baat karne me ratti bhar ki bhi dilchaspi hai...wo to Auditorium me dekha ki tujhse baki ladkiya baat nahi karti isliye taras khakar tere paas do din kya baith gaya, do chaar baate kya kar li...tune to uska ulta-seedha hee matlab nikal...fool kahi ki...aur tune mere maa-baap ko garib kaha ? teri to...abey jitne paisa teri puri garib family ek mahine me udati hai hai na utna to mera sirf daru ka bill rahta hai....aur tu khud ko bahut rich samajhti hai..."jeb se goggle nikal kar pahante hue maine kaha"jitni ki tu nahi hogi,utne ka to sirf mera goggle hai..ab chal side de, andar wo chhatru mujhse anchoring ki tips lene ke liye mera intezaar kar raha hoga..."
Maine turant Esha ko pakad kar ektaraf khiskaya . Mere dwara apni insult hote dekh Esha ki aag aur bhi bhadak gayi aur jab maine use chhua to wo cheekhte hue boli"don't touch meeeeee...."
"sorry ki maine tujh jaisi ko chhukar apna hath ganda kar liya aur sun ,agli baar mujhse jubaan sambhal kar baat karna warna aisi bejjati karunga ki 24 hours mere lafz jhapad ki tarah kaan me bajenge...ab mujhe ghoorna band kar,warna mera mood kharab hua to ek-do jhapad yahi laga dunga....sali attitude dikhati hai..."
.
Esha ke sath ghamasan ladayi karke main auditorium me ghusa aur pahli baar mujhe Esha ke sath misbehave karne ka koyi malaal nahi tha, balki mera dil kar raha tha,abhich bahar jaakar uspar MC,BC,BKL,MKL...ki bhi varsha kar doon...lekin maine jaise-taise khud ko control kiya aur Auditorium me ek kone me chup-chap baithkar khud ko thanda karne laga....
"sali khud ko samajhti kya hai, abhi mood kharab hua to dayi chod dunga, lawda samajh ke kya rakhi hai mujhe..."
Main bahut der tak ek kone me akele baith kar Esha ko bura-bhala kahta raha lekin mera gussa tha ki thanda hone ka naam hee nahi le raha tha...Auditorium me baki students bhi aa gaye the bas Chhatrapal kisi kone marwa raha tha....
"aaj us BC Chhatrapal ne jyada hoshiyari chodi to marunga MC ko...phhir lawde ki sari anchoring gand me ghus jayegi dayichod sala..."mera gussa Esha se divert hokar Chhatrapal par aa gaya .
"good morning...sir, itne akele kyun baithe ho..."
aawaz sunkar maine aawaz ki taraf apna chehra kiya to dekha ki Aradhna khadi thi aur mand-mand muskan ke sath apne hath me ek paper liye khadi thi....
"kya hai..."maine chahak kar kaha, jisase wo thoda peechhe ho gayi...
"gussa kyun hote ho sir, bas itna hee to puchha ki aap akele kyun baithe ho..."
"tujhse koyi matlab ki main yaha kone me baithu ya samne stage par leta rahu...mera man main chahe to auditorium ke chhat par jakar baithu, tujhe kya...aur yadi tune agli baar mujhe sir kaha to tera gala daba dunga...ab bhag yaha se..."
Jo gussa Esha ya phhir Chhatrapal par utarna chahiye tha, wo us bechari Aradhna par utar gaya...kisi mahan aadmi ne sahi hee kaha hai ki har waqt ungali nahi karni chahiye...aur Aradhna ne wahi ungali karne wala kaam kar diya tha. Mera aisa raudra roop dekhkar Aradhna waha se turant bhag khadi hui aur main wahi tab tak baitha raha jab tak chhatrapal ne mera name lekar mujhe stage par nahi bula liya.....
Aaj Chhatrapal ne apne un 6 students ko select kar liya tha, jo golden jubilee ke function me anchoring karne wale the aur un 6 students me se main aur Esha bhi the...Aradhna ko Chhatrapal ne additional ke taur par select kiya tha,taki by chance yadi koyi kisi karanvash function me na paye to Aradhna uski bharpayi kar de.....
.
jin 6 students ko Chhatrapal ne select kiya tha, unme se 3 ladke aur 3 ladkiya thi aur ab 2-2 ke group banne wale the.
According to Chhatru, har group me ek ladka aur ek ladki rahne wale the ,isliye main is samay stage par khada hokar yahi dua kar raha tha ki Esha mere sath na phhanse warna mere hatho uska khoon ho jayega....lekin us MC chhatrapal ne wahi kiya, jo main nahi chahta tha...sale ne mujhe Esha ke sath jod diya aur hath me do page pakda kar mic ke paas jaane ke liye kaha....
________________________
 
Update-188
Quote:
lekin us MC chhatrapal ne wahi kiya, jo main nahi chahta tha...sale ne mujhe Esha ke sath jod diya aur hath me do page pakda kar mic ke paas jaane ke liye kaha....
.
Meri kismat bhi ekdum jhand hai. Jo main chahta tha, Chhatrapal ne same to same waisa hee kiya tha...matlab ki main select bhi ho gaya tha aur meri jodidar Esha bani thi...lekin mujhe ab ye pasand nahi aa raha tha....jab Chhatrapal ne 7 ko select karke bakiyo ko auditorium se bahar ka rasta dikhaya to maine socha ki Chhatru ke paas jakar ye kaha jaye ki 'Sir, mujhe Esha ke aalawa kisi aur ke sath rakh dijiye' lekin phhir maine aisa nahi kiya...
maine aisa isliye nahi kiya kyunki mera pyar Esha ke liye umad aaya tha balki isliye kyunki mujhe pura yakin tha ki Esha ,Chhatrapal sir ke is selection par objection jaroor uthayegi...Aur jab Esha ye kaam karne hee wali thi to phhir main kyun apna naam kharab karu kyunki waise bhi mera naam bahut jyada kharab hai.
.
Main Chhatrapal ke paas hee stage par khada tha aur jab Esha ko stage par apni taraf aate dekha to mera para phhir chadhne laga....jaha ek ore main itna garam ho raha tha,wahi dusari taraf Esha aise shant thi...jaise humari ladayi kuchh der pahle na hokar ek saal pahle hui ho....Esha ke shant bartaav ke baad bhi mujhe ummid thi ki wo Chhatru ke paas jayegi aur mere sath anchoring karne ko mana kar degi, lekin wo chup-chap stage par aayi aur mere bagal me aakar khadi ho gayi.....
"jana...jati kyun nahi chhatru ke paas aur jakar bol de ki tujhe mere sath rahna pasand nahi..."Esha jab mere bagal me khadi hui to maine cheekhe mar-mar kar khud se kaha....
Chhatrapal ne hum dono ki taraf hath kiya aur stage par thoda aage aane ke liye kaha...phhir wo hum dono se bola...
"starting ke thirty minutes tum dono anchoring karoge , ok...uske baad 20-20 minutes tak baki ke do group aayenge jiske baad tum dono phhir se anchoring karoge...."Esha ke hath me ek page pakdate hue Chhatrapal ne kaha"ye mera initial plan hai ,baki ka baad me bataunga....ab tum dono, Arman aur Esha..shuru ho jao..."
.
Chhatrapal ne 'shuru ho jao' aise bade aaram se kah diya ,jaise uske baap ka raaz ho. Esha ka to pata nahi lekin main is waqt bilkul bhi mood me nahi tha aur sabse adhik hairani mujhe is baat se thi ki Esha hum dono ke selection par koyi objection kyun nahi utha rahi, kyunki jitna maine Esha ko samjha hai uske anusar wo ek nakchadi ladki hai....lekin is waqt wo ekdum shant thi aur mere sath aise khadi thi,jaise ki hum dono ke beech kuchh hua hee na ho...sala sach me laundiyo ko samajhne ki koshish karna matlab khud ke gale me fansi lagane ke barabar hai....
.
mujhe nahi pata ki Esha us samay stage par kya sochkar Chhatrapal ke selection ka virodh karne ke bajay chup-chap khadi thi lekin mere liye ab samay ke sath beet raha har pal, har second mujhe jaise dhikkar raha tha aur jab ye asahaniya ho gaya to main khud Chhatrapal ke paas gaya....
"sir, meri us ladki se thodi si bhi nahi banti...kya aap mujhe kisi aur ke sath fit kar sakte hai ? "dheeme swar me maine Chhatrapal se kaha...
"bakwas band karo aur jakar uske sath khade raho...main yaha tumhari pasand ki ladki ke sath tumhari jodi banane ka kaam nahi kar raha hoon...samjhe,.."daant chabate hue Chhatrapal ne mujhse kaha...
"lekin sir, wo ladki mujhe zara bhi pasand nahi hai... matlab ki wo Gautam ki karibi hai aur aapko to pata hee hoga ki humare beech kya hua tha..."purani kabra khodte hue maine apna paksha mazboot karna chaha...taki Chhatrapal maan jaye.
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki tum kaun ho aur wo kaun hai...yadi golden jubilee ke funtion me anchoring karni hai to usi ke sath karo...nahi to gate udhar hai,waha se bahar jao aur phhir dobara kabhi mat aana..."
.
Maine aaj tak college me sirf aise hee kaam kiye the, jisase mera naam sirf kharab hua tha lekin golden jubilee ke function me anchoring karke main thoda naam kamana chahta tha taki mere yaha se jaane ke baad log mujhe sirf meri burayiyo ke karan yaad na rakhe....wo jab bhi golden jubilee ke function ka video dekhenge tab-tab wo mujhe yaad karenge aur mere college ki ladkiya jo yadi 10 saal baad bhi mere college me aayengi wo golden jubilee ke us sunahari shaam ke video me mujhe anchoring karta dekh ,aapas me zaroor puchhengi ki' yar ye handsome boy kaun hai
' . Ye sab, jaise mera dimag me baith chuka tha aur mujhe yakin tha ki future me aisa hee hoga....isliye maine us din Auditorium me chhatrapal ki baat maan li aur uske kahe anusar chup-chap Esha ke paas jakar khada ho gaya.....lekin main tab bhi hairan hua tha aur aaj bhi hairan hoon ki aakhir Esha ne us din koyi objection kyun nahi uthaya ?
.
.
"wait...wait...wait..."Varun ne mera muh dabakar mujhe rokte hue bola"bas ek minute ruk, main moot kar aata hoon..."
"ye le...salaaa...chutiya.."
"bahut der se control karke baitha tha,lekin ab aur control nahi hota...bas ek minute me aaya..."bolte hue Varun apna lund dabate hue bathroom ki taraf bhaga....
.
"matlab ki tu ye kahna chahta hai ki Esha tere hee group me rahi...haaaiiinnn..."
"ab tu A.C.P. Pradduman jaise faltu sawal karega to main teri jaan le lunga, samjha..."cigarette ko hontho ke beech phhasate hue maine aage ki kahani bayaan karni shuru ki...
.
.
us din sala maine Chhatrapal aur Esha ko auditorium me kaise jhela, ye main hee janta hoon.yadi fala naam kamane ka laalach na hota to main seedhe auditorium se bahar aata...khair maine aisa nahi kiya,isliye is baare me jyada bolne ka koyi matlab nahi lekin usi din raat ko jab main daru peene ke baad is pure masle ko naye sire se dekh raha tha to tabhich mere daru me tann 1400 gm ke dimag me ye baat aayi ki...'kahi Chhatrapal mere sath koyi game to nahi khel raha...yadi aisa hai to phhir Chhatrapal ka background check karna padega beedu,warna ye to mic hath me pakda kar pichhwade me sariya dalega... '
______________________________
 
Update-189
Quote:
'kahi Chhatrapal mere sath koyi game to nahi khel raha...yadi aisa hai to phhir Chhatrapal ka background check karna padega beedu,warna ye to mic hath me pakda kar pichhwade me sariya dalega... '
.
Ladkiyo se mere connection ke mamle me meri 8th semester ki life baki ke semesters ke muqabale bahut hee badhiya chal rahi thi..jaha pahle ek taraf mere college me aisi ek bhi ladki nahi thi ,jo mujhe muskura kar dekhe wahi is semester ke starting me meri Esha se baat chit shuru hui to wahi dusari taraf Aradhna se bhi meri thodi-bahut pahchan hui thi, lekin kal Esha ne mujhe khud se door to kiya hee sath me Aradhna darling bhi mujhse khafa ho gayi...jiska andaaza isi baat se lagaya ja sakta hai ki pahle jaha wo auditorium me ghuste hee mujhe ek pyari smile ke sath good morning wish karti thi...wahi ab wo ek taraf apna gaal fulaye baithi hui thi....
.
"soch rahi hogi ki main uske paas jakar use sorry bolunga...chus le phhir mera sorry ke naam par..."Aradhna ki taraf dekhte hue main badbadaya aur phhir apni lines yaad karne laga....
waise to hume golden jubilee ke function me anchoring ke waqt jo-jo bolna tha, uska manual milne wala tha,lekin phhir bhi chhatrapal ne sabko saaf hidayat di thi ki practice ke dauran koyi bhi manual ko chhuyega tak nahi... humse itna hard work karane ke peechhe Chhatru ka ek logic tha taki launde function ke waqt kahi bhi na ruke....again a bakwas tricks used by chhatrapal
.
"kya main yaha baith sakti hoon..."
Aawaz mujhe pahchani si lagi aur main janta bhi tha ki is aawaz ka malik kaun hai ,lekin phhir bhi maine confirm karne ke liye upar ki taraf dekha...
"pura auditorium khali hai ,kahi bhi baith ja,kaun rok raha hai...lekin yaha mere paas nahi..."maine bina kuchh soche, bina koyi pal ganwaye Esha ko dekhte hee kah mara...
"lekin main to yahi baithungi....tumhe koyi dikkat ho to uthkar dusari jagah baith jana..."kahte hue wo thik mere bagal me baith gayi...
Esha ko apne thik bagal wali chair par baitha dekh main waha se utha aur do kursi chhodkar teesari par aa baitha aur aankhe band karke manual yaad karne laga.....
"kya kar rahe ho...hmm"
"main ye yaad kar raha tha ki maine kisko-kisko loan diya hai... ab chup rahna warna mera muh khul jayega..."Esha ko kha jaane wali nazaro se dekhkar maine kaha aur phhir aankhe band kar li...
lekin Esha mujhe disturb karne se baaz nahi aayi ,wo beech-beech me mujhe kuchh na kuchh bolti hee rahti...lekin main phhir kisi sanyasi ki tarah apni tapasya me leen hee raha,maine dobara apni aankh nahi kholi....lekin is beech main apni aankhe band karke manual yaad karne ke bajaay Esha ke baare me soch raha tha...
"ye mujhse baat kyun karne lagi...badi ullu hai yar, jab ladayi hui hai to kuchh din to nibhana hee chahiye...ya to iski yaddasht chali gayi hai ya phhir shayad ise iski galti ka ahsaas ho gaya hai aur ye mujhse ab sorry bolne wali hai "
yahi sab sochate hue maine apni aankh kholi aur Esha ki taraf dekha..maine jaise hee Esha ki taraf dekha tabhi mujhe ek jordar hichaki aayi kyunki Esha apni jagah se uthkar mere thik bagal me baithi hui chocolate kha rahi thi....uski is harqat par mera sar chakrane laga aur jitna mushkil use samajhna mere liye pahle tha ,wo mushkil ab aur bhi badh gayi thi....pata nahi Esha aisa kyun kar rahi thi..kahi Gautam se iska break up to nahi ho gaya ?
kahi ye mujhpar fida to nahi ho gayi ?
Ya phhir ye R.Divya ka to koyi mind game nahi ?
Esha ke us pyar bhare lekin khatarnaak bartaav ko dekh kar aise kuchh points mere dimag me aane lage the aur un points par main gahrayi se sochata usase pahle hee Esha ne meri taraf ek chocolate badhate hue kaha...
"kal ke liye sorry Arman, wo main kal thoda upset thi,isliye itna sab kuchh bol gayi..lekin baad me mujhe realize hua ki galti meri thi...isliye tumhare liye ye chocolate layi hoon..."
"bachcha samajh ke rakhi hai kya mujhe jo main chocolate khaunga...mard hoon seedhe jung ke maidan me goli khaunga...bol jay hind..."kadak kar maine kaha,jiske baad Esha turant khadi hui aur ek kursi chhodkar baith gayi....
"as your wish..."jo chocolate wo mujhe dene wali thi, use khud ke muh ke andar dalte hue boli"Arman, waise sorry tumhe bhi bolna chahiye...kyunki tumne bhi mujhe bahut kuchh kaha tha..."
"main ladkiyo ko sorry bol dunga to ye duniya nahi palat jayegi.... "
.
Us din ki humari practice badi jordar hui ,Esha se phhir mel-jol badh jaane ke karan main ekdum josh me tha aur uska prabhav mere perfomance me dikha, yaha tak ki Chhatrapal jo kabhi kisi ko 'good...nice' se jyada nahi bolta, usne us din meri tarif ki....
jab humare practice ka time khatm hua to Chhatrapal ne mujhe dabi me lejakar kaha ki 'yadi main chahu to Esha ki jagah kisi dusari ladki ko select kar sakta hoon ,lekin ek shart par ki perfomance girni nahi chahiye....'
Chhatrapal ne to mujhe Aradhna ke sath tak group banane ko bol diya aur sath me ye bhi kaha ki yadi Aradhna mere sath rahi to Esha ko phhir bahar baithna padega...yadi yahi offer chhatru ne mujhe kal diya hota to yakinan main ise accept kar leta lekin aaj ki baat alag thi aur aaj ka din bhi mere liye bahut khas tha...isliye maine Chhatrapal ke naye plan par turant tala mara aur class ki taraf badha.....jab main class me pahucha to waha se teacher gayab tha, bole to har period ke beech milne wale 5 minute ke gap ko kisi dusare teacher ne gapp nahi kiya tha.....main apni jagah par jakar har din ki tarah chup-chap baith gaya aur saamne board par nazar dali aur board par jo likha tha use dekhkar jaise mujhe heart attack aa gaya....maine ek baar apni aankhe mali aur phhir board ki taraf dekha...board par writing to Sulabh ki thi ,lekin naam mera likha hua tha,...mere naam ke aage do shabd aur likhe hue the aur wo do shabd the 'happy birthday'
__________________________
 
Chapter-50:Horrible Birthday
Update-190
Mere college me ya phhir kahe ki sabhi college me launde sirf teen hee chiz aisi hai jisase sabse jyada ghabrate hai...pahla exam ke dino me ,dusara jis din exam ka result aane wala hota hai aur teesara tab jab unka birthday hota hai....humari chhoti si toli me jiska bhi birthday hota uske liye bahut bada cake to laya jaata tha lekin phhir birthday boy ko thok-thok kar cake ka sara paisa wasool bhi kar liya jata tha. Jiska birthday hota tha usko sab milkar sale aise marte jaise janmo janam ki dushmani ka badla le rahe ho...10, 15 ,20 kitne bhi launde ho ,wo sab ek sath birthday boy ke upar toot padte aur pichhwade ko maar-maar kar aise suza dete the ki jaise kisi ne nanga karke pichhwade me ghanto hunter barsaye ho....iske baad na to baithte banta tha aur na hee sote...phhir koyi pichhwade par hath bhi rakh le to aisa dard hota jaise kisi ne dhardar chaku ghusa diya ho....
waise to sab khushi me marte the lekin kuchh launde ,jinko khane ke liye cake nahi milta tha,wo phhir birthday boy ko khunnas me marte the....birthday ke din thukayi ka prakop to itna tha ki college me kayi launde apne fb account se birthday hide kare hue the...
.
Saamne board par 'Happy Birthday Arman...'likha dekh meri saanse ulti chalne lagi...kyunki mere dimag ne turant aage hone wali thukayi ka ek drishya mujhe dikha diya tha...
Mere class me ghuste hee launde mujhe gale lagakar birthday wish karne lage to wahi ladkiya meri taraf apna hath badhakar mujhe'happy birthday' bolne lagi...lekin apun ne apne class ki laundiyo se hath milana to door, thanks tak nahi kaha ,are thanks kahna to door main unko palatkar dekha tak nahi ,warna sali lunch time pe fudak-kar mere saamne khadi ho jayegi aur party-party ki guhar marne lagegi
Ladkiyo ko maine jis tarah ignore kiya uske thik ulta laundo se gale milkar 'thanks yar...thanks bhai' kaha.
mujhe birthday wish karte hue jo mujhe mazbooti se,jakad kar gale lagata(for ex. Arun, Saurabh, Sulabh) ,main uski taraf dayadrishti se dekhta tha kyunki yahi wo launde the,jo mujhe thokne wale the....bole to jo jitni mazbooti ke sath mujhe gale lagata ,wo baad me utni hee mazboot laat mere pichhwade me marne wala tha.....
.
"aaj to beta main nukile jute pahan kar aaya hua hoon...tera khoon kar dunga..."mere baithte hee Arun ne daant dikhate hue mujhe dusari baar happy birthday kaha....
"main to lohe ke rod se pelunga beta isliye gand me me tel-malish pahle se kiye rahna..."Arun ke sur me sur milate hue Saurabh ne bhi mere dil ki dhadkane badha di...
lekin mere dil ki dhadkane badhkar rukne ko tab hui ,jab Sulabh ne mujhse kaha ki wo aaj raat , january ke thand se kadakte mahine me ek balti pani mere upar daal dega....."
"tum logo ne mujhe marne ke liye apne ye jo alag-alag expection bana kar rakhe ho na, usko wapas wahi daal lo,jaha se nikale ho....pichhale teen saalo me to mera kuchh ukhad nahi paye aur abki baar bhi main koyi na koyi jugat laga kar bach hee jaunga...."
"are laand mera bachega...tu dekh aaj raat ko...aur beta mafi maang ,warna hostel ki chhat se seedhe neeche fekunga..."Saurabh ne kaha...
"chal be...dekh lunga tujhe..."
.
Us din canteen me laundo ne pel ke meri jeb khali karwayi, fale apne paise se jitna wo canteen me hafte bhar me khate the, utna wo us ek din me kha gaye....aur jab bill pay karne ki bari aayi to meri aankho ke saamne andhera chhane laga...sabke saamne meri bezzati na ho ,isliye main uthkar counter ke paas gaya aur counter me baithe hue aadmi se baad me bill dene ki request ki...
"aise thode hee chalta hai bhaiya ki jeb me maal nahi aur pet bharkar chal diye....kal,parso, narso,sarso...kuchh nahi, bill to aaj hee dena padega,wo bhi abhi..."
"maan ja yar, kal de dunga..."
"paise do nahi to complain karunga..."
"ek baat batau, main jeb me paise lekar nahi chalta...tu kahe to check sign karke de deta hoon...bank se jakar nikal lena..."
"apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"wo to nahi hai...phhir ek aur kaam kar atm swap kar le..."wallet se atm nikalte hue maine kaha...jabki mujhe maloom tha ki atm swap karne wali machine canteen me nahi hai....
"ye sab bakheda tum apne paas hee rakho,apne ko to cash chahiye..."
"chus le mera phhir...kal lena paise..."
Canteen wala jaise-taise maan to gaya lekin use manane me mujhe aadha ghanta lag gaya...mere dost kha-peekar class ki taraf chale gaye aur unke jaane ke baad main ek dusari table par baithkar gahri chinta me dooba hua tha ki inke paise kaha se aayenge, abhi to sala raat me hostel wale daru piyenge...wo alag...jee to karta hai ki do-teen din ke liye kahi bhaag jaun,fala sara lafda hee khatam
"oye...do ras-malayi bhej idhar..."gahri chinta se ubarne ke liye maine order diya"sala ye birthday...birthday na hokar ,ek aafat ho gayi hai...inke birthday aane do, BC 5000 ka to main akele nasta karunga aur 10,000 ka daru piyunga, phhir lawde dusari baar se party lena bhool jayenge...."
"chammach kya papaji lakar denge, ja bhagkar chammach lekar aa..."Canteen me kaam karne wale launde ko maine hadkaya, jab wo bina chammach ke do ras-malayi meri table par rakhkar chala gaya...
.
ras-malayi ka raspaan karne ke baad jaise mujhe thoda sukoon mila aur maine ek jordar angadayi maarkar jamhayi li to mujhe Aradhna canteen me apne saheliyo ke sath baithi hui dikhayi di....Aradhna ko maine kal Esha ke karan dhamkaya tha,lekin aaj jab Esha se baat-chit shuru ho gayi to maine socha ki isase bhi baatchit shuru kar hee lete hai,waise bhi galti iski nahi thi....isliye maine Aradhna ko do ungaliyo se ishara karke apne paas bulaya...mere bulane par Aradhna to waha aayi hee sath me uski saheliya bhi usi ke sath waha aa gayi...ab sabke saamne Aradhna se waisi baat karna jaisi baat main karne wala tha, wo main karta to mere aham ke liye ye dharm sankat hota, isliye maine hadka kar Aradhna ki saheliyo ko waha se bhagaya aur Aradhna ko apne paas baithne ke liye bola....
.
"dekh...ye gaal fulakar mat baith,main kal thoda upset tha ,isliye tujhpe baras pada tha..."Esha ne jo subah auditorium me mujhe kaha tha, wahi maine Aradhna ko chipka diya....
"iska matlab aap mujhe sorry bol rahe ho "
"sorry maine kab kaha ...wo to main explain kar raha tha ki main tujhpar kal kyun bhadka tha...ab fut yaha se..."
.
Us din jab main canteen ke bill aur raat ko hostel me hone wale kharche ko lekar pareshaan tha tabhi kuchh aisa hua,jisne mujhe apaar khushi di aur wo apaar khushi mujhe Esha ke messeges ke karan hui thi....bole to usne apun ko messege bhejkar birthday wish kiya tha....
"Arun...muh me lund lega to ek khushi ki baat batata hoon..."Esha ka messege padhne ke baad chalti hui class ke beech me maine Arun se kaha...
"bose dk ,dheere bol...warna ye chhatrapal tere muh me lund dega..."mere pet me ek mukka marte hue Arun bola"aur tu khush kyun ho raha hai..."
"ye dekh...teri bhabhi ne mujhe birth day wish kiya hai..."mobile desk par rakhkar maine Arun ko Esha ka messege dikhaya...
" tu lawde khush to aise ho raha hai,jaise usne i love you likhkar bheja ho..."
"beta tu samajh nahi raha hai...aaj usne mujhe birthday wish kiya, phhir dheere-dheere karke good night, good morning ke messege karegi aur phhir ek din aisich wo 'i love you' ka messege bhi mujhe tapka degi...i know.."
"laad mera know...i love you, ka messege bhejane ke liye...Gautam zinda hai abhi...uske bachpan ka pyaaaaaaaar...."
"muh band kar sale...aur tu yadi ladkiyo ke baare me itna hee janta to Divya se gand thodi hee marwata...beta dekh lena, wo ek na ek din i love you jaroor bolegi...kyunki maine filmo me dekha hai ki aksar ladkiya apne bachpan ke dost se set to hoti hai,lekin college me unhe kisi dusare ladke se sachcha pyar ho jata hai..."
"dekh lena tu...Esha ke naam par chudega ,phhir mat bolna ki maine tujhe aagaah nahi kiya tha..."
"muh band kar be lodu, tujh jaisa chhota aadmi aisi chhoti hee baat karega...sale kabhi to kuchh achchha bola kar..."kahte hue maine apna chehra Arun ki taraf se ferkar board ki taraf kar liya....
.
us din Esha ne do aur messege kiye, jinme se ek me usne likha ki' sorry,mujhe tumhe birthday wish nahi karna chahiye tha' aur dusare me likha ki' kya tum mujhse parking me miloge...'
"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
_____________________________
 
Update-191

"badi ajeeb ladki hai yar...kahi iska dimag stak to nahi gaya, na jaane kya-kya sochate rahti hai...."Esha ke messeges padhne ke baad maine kaha....
.
Us din Esha ne jab khud mujhe parking me milne ke liye kaha to mere man me ek khayal kaudha ki 'ye sala college ka parking hai ya humara lover point '
Esha se is semester me main jitni baar parking me mila tha ,utna to main pichhale char saal me shayad usase mila bhi nahi hounga aur aaj phhir mujhe apne lover point me apne lover se milne jaana tha....
Us din mujhse bahut badi galti hui thi aur wo ye ki na jaane kaise Esha se parking me milne wali baat ko main bhool gaya...dosti-yari..hansi-mazaak me college ke last period tak aate-aate tak to jaise main ye bhool hee chuka tha ki mujhe Esha se milna bhi hai ,upar se class ke launde ne puri class me ye khabar bhi faila di ki 'The Dark Knight Rises' hd print me aa chuki hai,isliye class khatm hone ke baad hum jin-jin laundo ko Rises download karni thi...wo New IT building ya phhir Library ki taraf aur unme se ek main bhi tha.....Arun ko Batman kuchh khas pasand nahi tha,isliye wo Saurabh ke sath seedhe hostel ki taraf ho liya aur main, Sulabh ke sath Library me jaa pahucha....Library raat ke 10 baje tak khuli rahti thi lekin college ke baad waha ekka-dukka student hee dikhte the...isliye downloading speed bhi pel ke aati thi...
College ke baad Library ke sunsan hone ki vajah ye thi ki Girls hostel me already wifi laga hua tha aur laundo ko jo download karna hota tha ,wo din me hee class bunk karke download kar lete the....
.
"Fala pahle humare hostel me bhi wifi chalta tha lekin is sale taklu principal ne baad me wifi hatwa diya...warna college ke baad yaha aane ki jaroorat nahi hoti ..."Dark Knight Rises ,ko downloading me lagakar maine sulabh se kaha,is baat se anjaan ki Esha udhar parking me mera intezaar kar rahi hai...
"so to hai...oye BC"
"aise pavitra shabd nikalne ki koyi vajah...bakchod Library me to gali mat diya kar...warna abhi wo Library ka incharge insult karke bhaga dega to kya izzat rah jayegi teri..."
"hona kya hai...yadi usne aisa kiya to us lawde ki laundiya ko chhodunga nahi....tune dekha hai use ,kaise marwa-marwa ka gol-gappa hue jaa rahi hai...aur main chauka isliye kyunki wo tere hostel wala kallu sharma ko chashma lag gaya hai, wo dekh sala idharich hee aa raha hai..."
"ajeeb hai yar..."kallu ko apni taraf aata dekh maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha, taki kallu bhi sun sake...main bola"kaise-kaise laundo ko chashma lag jata hai yar, sale abhi tak first year clear nahi hai aur chashma lagakar padhaku ki aaulad bankar ghoom raha hai...."
"bol to aise raha hai jaise tu college ka topper ho..."hum dono ke paas baithte hue kallu ne kaha.."aur maine first year ki sari back last year me hee clear kar li thi...ab sirf 5th sem. ke 3 aur 6th sem. ke 4 hai...inhi back ko clear karne ke liye din raat padhayi karta hoon,isiliye chashma laga hai..."
"beta ye padhayi karne ke karan chashma nahi laga hai, ye to 3GP quality me bf dekh-dekh kar hilane ka natizaa hai...abey kaliye khud ko dekh aur mujhe dekh...kitna badsurat dikhta hai tu..."
"badsurat bhale hee hoon,lekin laundiya pata kar baitha hoon...teri tarah randwa to nahi hoon..."
"MC..."kallu ka sar pakad kar maine library ki table me patak diya aur bola"aaukat se bahar bolta hai...beta main laundiyo ko bhaav nahi nahi deta,warna laundiya ki to main nadiya baha sakta hoon...fb par 1332 ladkiyo ki friend request pending padi hai abhi...baat karta hai..."apni shekhi jhadte hue maine kaha...
"bol na ki gay hai...aur tera lund khada nahi hota..."
"phhir aaukat se bahar bola tune lawde..."ek baar phhir maine kaliye ka sar pakda aur pahle ki tarah table par de mara...
"beta,mujhpar gussa utarne se kuchh nahi hoga...tu randwa tha ,randwa hai aur randwa rahega..."bolkar kallu waha se utha aur library se bhaag khada hua....
Kallu ki baat sunkar mera rom-rom blast furnace me jalne laga...main kallu ko marne ke liye uske peechhe bhaga...lekin tabhi Sulabh ne 'downloading fail ho jayegi' ki guhar maarkar mujhe rok diya, warna kallu to aaj mere hatho shahid hee hone wala tha jaise-taise main apmaan ka ghoot peekar baith to gaya, lekin Sulabh ke saamne apni bezzati se main thoda nirash aur pareshan tha kyunki kal college me Sulabh yahi baat pure laundo ko batane wala tha aur to aur mujhse ye kahte bhi nahi ban raha tha ki 'dekh yar...ye baat kisi aur ko mat batana...'
.
jab dark knight rises download hui to hum dono library se nikal kar bahar aaye...hum dono parking ke paas se bhi gujare,lekin tab bhi mujhe ye yaad nahi aaya ki Esha ne mujhe parking me milne ke liye bulaya tha kyunki mere dil-o-dimag me to kaliya ke wo shabd ghoom rahe the,jo usne mujhse library me kahe the....
"Sulabh...sun to.."
"bol.."
"yadi maine teen hafte ke andar is kallu ki bahan ko patakar nahi choda to tu mera lund kaat dena...lekin tab tak aaj library wali baat kisi ko mat batana...."
"rahne de,tujhe ye kallu ki bahan ko chodne wali partiqya lene ki koyi jaroorat nahi hai...main waise bhi kisi ko nahi bataunga, befikar rah..."
"kamaan se nikla teer..muh se nikla shabd...lund se nikla moot...gand se nikla ***...jis tarah wapas nahi hote,usi tarah Arman ki pratiqya kabhi wapas nahi ho sakti... "
"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir kha kasam Albert Einstein ki...lekin mujhe lagta nahi ki tu ye kar payega..."
"ab to Einstein chacha ki kasam le li hai, izzat to rakhni hee padegi...bole to ab Aradhna darling teen hafto ke andar chud kar hee rahegi..."
Uske baad Sulabh ne apna rasta naapa aur maine hostel ka raasta naapa...
.
Us din mera birthday tha...lekin dusare jaha chahte hai ki unke birthday ke din sab use wish kare...wahi main chahta tha ki kisi ko mera birthday maloom tak na chale....iski koyi khaas vajah to nahi thi bas vajah yahi thi ki birthday ke din jaanwaro ki tarah padne wali maar se main bahut ghabrata tha. Lekin ab to jung ka bigul baj chuka tha aur launde apne-apne birthday ke din mere dwara hui thukayi ka badla lene ke liye hostel me taiyaar khade the ki ,kab main hostel ke andar ghusu aur wo meri thukayi shuru kare....
8th Semester me manaya gaya mera birthday kayi karano se mere liye yaadgar sabit hua...
pahla karan ye ki Esha ne pyar se mujhe auditorium me chocolate gift kiya, jise maine lene se inkaar kar diya
Dusara karan ye ki zindagi me pahli baar Esha ne mera intezaar kiya aur main usase milne nahi gaya
teesara karan jo mere birthday ko yaadgar banane ke peechhe tha,wo ye ki maine usi din Aradhna ko chodne ki pratiqya ki thi...
Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
____________________
 
Update-192
Quote:
Aur chautha karan ye tha ki zindagi me pahli baar main jail gaya ,wo bhi tab jab humare district ka S.P. hee mere khilaf ho...
.
Yadi Main chahta to pichhale teen saal ki tarah is saal bhi birthday ke din maar khane se bach sakta tha ,lekin abki baar maine khud hee maar khane ka socha...kyunki ye college me mera aakhiri saal tha isliye main college me banaye gaye apne aakhiri birthday ko yaadgar banana chahta tha...phhir bhale hee wo yaadgar pal meri thukayi se hee kyun na judi ho....
main haste-muskurate hue hostel ke andar ghusa to jin laundo ne mujhe pahle dekha wo gala fadkar mera naam chillane lage ki'sab jaldi aa jao be, Arman aa gaya hai...'
uske baad fourth year ke ladko ne mujhe uthaya aur mere room me lejakar mujhe band kar diya...un logo ko shayad ye dar tha ki main kahi bhag na jaun, lekin unhe kya pata ki bakra khud bali chadhne aaya tha....
mujhe room me band karne ke taqriban 10 minute baad ladko ne gate khola aur gate khulne ke kuchh hee seconds ke baad Arun ne mera hath pakadkar Saurabh ko pair pakad kar uthane ke liye kaha....
"maaro fale ko, pure chaar saal ki kasar nikal dena..."
Iske baad jo maar mujhe padi, wo sali ab tak mujhe yaad hai...bahut der tak fourth year ke ladke meri dhulayi karte rahe aur juniors waha khade hokar maja le rahe the...iske baad un logo ne mujhe mere bistar par lejakar patak diya aur Arun,Saurabh ko bhi baki ladko ne pelne ke liye utha liya...
"abey oyyyeee...mujhe kyun maar rahe ho be...mera birthday thodi hai..."jab laundo ne Arun ka hath-pair pakad kar uthaya to Arun ki gand fat gayi aur wo bola...
"tum dono Arman ke room partner ho, laat to tum dono bhi khaoge...dekh kya rahe ho be, maro lawdo ko...."fourth year ke jhund me se kisi ne kaha aur phhir Arun ,Saurabh ke pichhwade ko laal karke unhe bhi meri tarah unke-unke bistar par fek diya gaya.....fale bina matlab ke chud gaye
"kasam se ,yadi mujhe maloom hota ki tere room partner hone ke karan main bhi laat khaunga to main first semester me hee room change kar leta...salo ne maar-maar ke pichhwada suja diya..."dard se karahte hue Saurabh bola"waise Arman tere takiye ke neeche tera gift hai...dekh to..."
"gift "maine badi ummid ke sath apna takiya uthaya lekin mere armano par pani tab phhira jab maine dekha ki waha siway condom ke kuchh nahi tha...
"bose dk ,ye condom ko gift kahta hai tu... dikha di na tune apni aaukat...kam se kam 32 gb ka pen drive to diya hota ,bakchod..tere muh me Arun ka lund... "
"abey Arman, mera gift dekhne ke liye dayi taraf palat aur bistar utha kar dekh...."
Abki baar Badi ummid se main dayi taraf palta aur bistar ke neeche dekha to waha daru ka ek quarter rakha hua tha....
"are gajab...sari tabiyat khush ho gayi...lekin bumper deta to main aur jyada khush hota, khair koyi baat nahi isase kaam chala lunga..."
quarter nikalkar maine fatak se apne liye peg banaye aur dard kam karne ke liye ek ke baad ek 2 peg pee gaya.....
"aaahhhh....tum dono koyi vardan mango be mujhse, main bhagwan hoon "
"aaj raat ko bar me party de phhir..."
"tathastu..."bolte maine phhir ek peg chadhaya aur cigarette sulga kar bistar par wapas letkar Jagjit Singh ka gazal gaane laga...
" Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shoharat bhi le lo
Bhale chheen lo mujhse meri javaani.
Magar mujhako lautaa do bachapan ka saavan,
Vo kaagaz ki kashtii, vo baarish ka paani. "
RUM ke nashe me Jagjit Singh ke gazal ne mujhe kuchh aisa rama diya ki main phhir se utha aur ek peg maarkar wapas bistar par ludhak kar gazal gaane laga...
" Muhalle ki sabse nishaani puraani,
Vo budhiyaa jise bachche kahate the naani.
Vo naani ki baaton mein pariyon kaa deraa
,
Vo chehare ki jhuriryon mein sadiyon kaa pheraa. "
"waise Arman, kuchh ladko ke muh se suna ki anchoring me tere sath Esha hai...."gazal ke sur aur mere sur me besura raag gholte hue Arun ne apni taang adayi...lekin usne Esha ka name liya to main rum ke nashe aur Jagjit Saab ke gazal me aur ram gaya...
maine Arun ke sawal ka jawab diye bina gazal ki aage ki panktiyo ko aage badhaya....
" Bhulaye nahi bhool sakata hai koyi,
Vo chhoti si raaten vo lambi kahaani.
Kadi dhoop me apane ghar se nikalana,
Vo chidiyaa, vo bulabul,vo titali pakadana. "
"abey tune jawab nahi diya...chadh gayi kya..."
"thodi der chup nahi rah sakta bakchod...kitna aanand aa raha tha, sale ek to tu khud besura ,upar se teri aawaz besuri..."
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin pahle ye bata ki jo maine suna wo sahi hai kya..."
"shat pratishan sahi hai....Esha apun ke group me hee hai..."
Iske baad Arun kuchh nahi bola aur maine muh jubaani yaad Jagjit Singh ki wo gazal puri ki....Raat ko karib 8 baje, hum teeno apne plan ke mutabiq chup-chap hostel se bar jaane ke liye nikle...lekin hostel ke bahar laundo ne mujhe pakad liya aur party dene ke liye kahne lage....
"abey tumhi logo ke liye daru lene jaa raha hoon,tum sab andar taiyar baithna...main aadhe ghante me daru lekar aata hoon..."bahana banate hue main bola...
"itna saj-dhaj kar daru lene jaa rahe ho be tum teeno... "jis ladke ne hume hostel ke bahar pakda tha, usne meri ore dekhkar puchha...
"beta bhai..hamesha kapde wapde pahankar tip-top rahta hai,kya pata kab koyi ladki mil jaye...tu hostel ke andar jaakar sabko bol de ki koyi khana na khaye...main aadhe khante me sabke liye daru aur khana lekar aata hoon..."
"yeeeesss...aaj to phhir maza aa jayega..."wo ladka khushi ke mare waha se kudata hua hostel ke andar gaya aur main Arun,Saurabh ,Pandey ji ke sath bar ke liye nikal pada....
city se maine Naveen aur Sulabh ko bhi pakda aur jordar party karne ke irade se bar ki taraf badhe lekin hume kya pata tha ki bar ki taraf jaane wala rasta hume bar nahi balki jail pahuchane wala tha......
____________________
 
Back
Top