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Pyaar Gam Ya Khushi complete

UPDATE-83

College se na to Pari aur na hi di lauti thi. Main thoda stress feel kar raha tha isliye apne room me aakar aaram karne laga.

Kuch der bad Mrinal aur Sonal bhi mere pas as gayi. Main leta tha aur dono mere sewa kar rahi thi. Meri ek Bahan mera sir daba rahi to dooshri paun. Main bhi jag chuka tha aur dono ko yun dekh bada sukoon mehsus kar raha tha.

Mrinal........ Kya bhaiya matlab apne man se aa gaye to itni sewa karwaoge.

Main...... Kya choti, gudiya ko dekh bina bole apni bhaiya ke kaise paun daba rahi hai

Mrinal........ Haan bari aayi sewa wali, abhi to bol rahi thi "Matlab bina bole hanth paun daba rahe hai to aaj bhaiya lagta hai rukne ke liye bolenge hi nahin. Ji to kar raha tera hi gala daba doon, kyon le kar aayi"

Sonal........ Tu kamini, bhaiya maine aisha kuch nahin boli, Mrinal khud ki kahani garh rahi hai.

Mrinal....... Hoooooo ! Bhaiya kuch suna kya boli mujhe

Meri gudiya ko jab yad aaya ki wo kis ke samne kya bol gayi wo sharma gayi...

Sonal...... Jao, main ja rahi hoon bhaiya kuch to kaho is Mrinal ki bachhi ko, utho to

Main....... Kya Mrinal mujhe tu sone nahin degi kyon tang khinch rahi hai Sonal ki.

Mrinal........ Mera gala dabate hue aur chillate hue, uthoooooooo

Maine kan me ungli dal li, aur idhar jab Mrinal chilla rahi thi tabhi Sonal ne achanak ek chipka diya Mrinal ko uske gal par. Mrinal chillate chillate shant ho gayi.

Sonal ke chanta marne par Mrinal achanak chup ho gayi. Aur Mrinal ko dekh kar meri hansi nikal gayi. Main khoob hansa, Mrinal apne gal par hanth rakhe rakhe kisi butt ki tarah baithi thi.

"Kamini, tu ruk batati hoon" chillate hue bhagi Sonal ko marne. Sonal khil-kahilati hue..... "Pahle pakar to le. Kaisa raha dimag shant hua ki nahin" ........ "Sonal ki bachhi tu hath lag batati hoon kaisa laga"

Mrinal ko dekh kar mere hansi hi nahin ruk rahi thi. Mrinal chillate hue, "bahut khi-khi kar rahe ho aap jao main aap dono se nahin bat karti" aur itna bol bathroom me ghus gayi.

Sonal........ Bhaiya majak majak me kanhi kuch jyada to nahin ho gaya.

Main...... Sonal jo bhi ho tune to sama bandh diya aur mujhe to teri chinta hai

"Chalo niche khana laga hai aur Mrinal kanha hai" maa hum se pochhti hue. Hum dono ne hanth ke ishare bathroom ki ore kar diya.

Mom ek hanth abhi batroom ke gate par gaya ek knock ki aur jaise hi kuch bolne wali thi gate khula aur chhapak. Itni jaldi gate khula aur Mrinal ne pani urel di ki mom kuch bolti us se pahle hi bhing gayi.

Main aur Sonal to room se bahar bhag gaye kyonki hansi bardast nahin ho pa rahi thi aur mom ke samne hasna matlab apni samat ko nimantran dena.

Hum dono bahar aa gaye aur hanste hanste lot pot ho rahe the. Jara sa samay me hi room se mom ki chillane ki awaz aayi Sonal, Rahul dono ander aao.

Main..... Haste hue, ye hitlar ko kya hua chilla kyon rahi hai?

Sonal..... Hanso mat bhaiya aap ki mate shree kuch bhi kar sakti hai.

Main..... Bolun kya, ki Sonal bol rahi thi ki aap kuch bhi kar sakti hai.

Sonal....... Thik hai bol dena. Aap ki bhi himmat aaj dekh hi leti hoon.

Bat karte hue hum ek dooshre ki ore dhyan de rahe the. Hum dono gate par pahunche. Pahunche hi the ki hum dono ke upar pani ki bauchhar gate par hi ho gayi. Hum dono is hamle le liye taiyar nahin the.

Bilkul chonk gaye hum dono aur Mrinal khil-kahilati hue.....

"Bahut khi-khi kar rahe the na kaisa laga" ab hum dono shant the aur Mrinal aur mom hans rahi thi. Hans to ek aur sadasya rahi thi wo thi Namrta aunty.

Pahle jaise main aur Sonal lot pot the hans hans ke ab Namrta aunty thi. Maine mom ko ishare me bataya Namrta aunty ke bare me.

Mom....... Upar se hi, Namrta jayada khush na ho abhi ghar me tu hi bachi hai.

Namrta aunty....... Didi main chali apni room me ab kya karogi?

Mom...... Tu ruk tere bahut parr lag aaye hai, kamini bahut maze le rahi hai.

Mom ke muh se aishe sabd sun ke meri to hansi chhut gayi halanki Mrinal aur Sonal ko bhi hansi lekin khul ke hans nahin rahi thi. Phir kya tha mom ne bhi mere gal par ek chipka diya. Main kya karta ek hanth se gal pakra aur aankhen bari karke sabko dekhne laga.

Is bar meri dono bahne khul ke hasne lagi aur unko haste dekh main bhi hasne laga. Ghar me aaj mom ne bira utha liya tha hansi majak ka.

Sab chale gaye change karne aur main bhi fresh hone chala gaya. Main chulbuli baton ko yad kar geet gun gunate fresh hokar batroom se towel me nikla aur citi bajate hue apne bal banane laga.

"Jaan bade khush najar aa rahe ho" Pari ne darwaje se ander aate hue.

Main...... Abhi aayi kya?

Pari...... Haan, Sainy bhi aayi hai

Main...... Kanha hai

Pari......... Badi ada se, apne room me bitha kar aayi hoon

Main uski ore mura wo meri tarph badhi. Usne meri sine par ungli phirate hue.......

"Jaan ye bal (chhati ke bal ko apni ungliyon me lapet te hue) tum par bahut sexy lag raha hai"

Main........ Ek min rukna main abhi aaya, itna bol main batroom me chala gaya.

Pari khari hokar room me kuch dekh rahi thi. Maine awaz di wo mudi aur chhapak. Bhing gayi pani me. Pari bhi taiyar nahin thi is bat ke liye, wo to bilkul harbara hi gayi.

"Jaan kya hai ye sab mujhe bilkul pasand nahin"

Main Pari ki halat dekh hasne laga. Main phir hanse ja raha tha aur is hansi me ab samil thi Sainy, Pari ki halat dekh wo bhi jor se hans rahi thi.

Main Sainy ko dekha to....... Tu hans main change kar ke aaya

Aur batroom me apne kapre le gaya par change karna to bahana tha kyonki Sainy ko jo bhigana tha. Sportsman tha to kamal ki furti hogi hi kab nikla aur kab bhing gayi aur waps kab main batroom gaya Sainy ko kuch dikha hi nahin. Bas itna feel hua ki wo bheeng chuki hai.

"Kutte tu bahar aa tujhe main abhi batati hoon aur tu kyon hans rahi hai muh far ke ye tum dono ne achha nahin kiya"

Pari...... Mujhe bhinga dekh abhi to khil-khila rahi thi. Thik hua chain mil gaya mujhe

"Ye ho kya raha hai aaj holi hai jo tum dono yun bhingi ho"

Mere kano me di ki awaz aayi. Ab to main ander hi ander aane wale samay par hasne laga aur agle action ke liye taiyar ho gaya"

Sainy..... Nak se bolte hue, dekho na Alisha di is Pari ki bachhi aur us chhuchander ne milkar mujhe bhinga diya.

Pari...... Nahin di main isme bilkul samil nahin hoon

Alisha....... Kanha hai betu

Sainy...... Di batroom me chhipa hai

Di batroom ke gate ko pit ti hue...... Betu nikal bahar tujhe main batati Hun. Ghore ki tarah lamba ho gaya hai aur akal ghutne me hai.

Main jaise hi action lene wala tha ki maa ki awaz sunkar ruk gaya.

Maa....... Tej awaz me, beta batroom ke gate se hat ja

Alisha....... Tum bich me na aao maa aaj koi nahin bacha sakta is larke ko mujh se.

Maa...... Jaisi teri marji nipat main hoon yanhi.

Bat khatam hote hi didi ne gate pit te hue "Bahar nika jaldi"

Ab kya tha action time gate khola aur pani urel di didi ke upar. Didi ki halat dekh sab hasne lage.

Mom....... Beta pahle hi bataya tha hat ja batroom ke gate se ab mujhe kuch mat kahna hum sab ka pahle hi ho chuka hai.

Mom ki bat sunkar didi bhi hasne lagi. Main bhi bahar aakar hasne laga. Hansi ke fawware chhut rahe the aur isi bich didi ka bhi ek tamacha laga mere gal par. Aur..................

"Besharam khada khada towel me hans raha hai ja pahle kapre pahan"

Meri ek bar phir hanste hanste chup ho gaya. Aur same reaction gal par hanth rakhe sabko badi aankhen kiye dekh ne laga.

Mere is reaction par ek bar phir sab hasne lage. Finally ye bhigne ka chapter close hua. Haan Sainy ke bhig jane se use thodi padesani hue kyonki uske pas change karne ke liye kapre nahin the par Pari ne sab manage kar diya.

Aaj hansi majak me mujhe late ho gaya office ke liye main jaldi se niche aaya niche late aane wale Sainy, Pari aur Alisha ko chhor kar sab maujood the.

Aaj khana serve karne ki responsibility Sonal aur Mrinal ki thi. Namrta aunty aaj din ki hue ghatnao par hans rahi thi. Mere liye to Namrta aunty ko lekar khushi thi aaj bahut din bad wo khulkar hans rahi thi.

Chunki main late ho raha tha isliye jaldi se apne liye khana mangwaya aur jaldi-jaldi khane laga tabtak bache teeno bhi aa gayi.

Main khana kha kar uth gaya aur sab ko sorry kaha ki aaj sab ko join nahin kar saka. Main Pari ko aaj space dena chahta tha isliye use chhor kar office chala aaya.

Sab kuch as usual tha office me. Main kuch files lekar use chek kiya kuch sign aur phir se boring office.

Maine peon ko coffee lane ko bol diya aur reception counter se ticket bhi lane ko bol diya. Kam bhi kuch khas tha nahin aur time pass bhi nahin ho raha tha isliye maine socha kyon na thori bat hi jo jay Pari se yahi soch maine phone laga diya.....

Par ek ring bhi complete nahin hua tha ki Pari ne phone cut kar diya. Mujhe lag gaya ki wanha Pari ke sath koi hai isliye use msg kiya......

"Meri pran priya,

Tum bin bechain hai man aur office katne ko daure hai free hona to thora mere dil ko bhi tasalli dena".

Karib 5min bad reply msg aaya......

"Kuch fasana bina bole bhi bayan hoti hai ....... Bat na kar sako to kya apni dil ki bat likh to sakte hi ho"

Main......

Dil ki baten kuch aishi nahin jo tumne na ho jani,

Ab to bas bayane ishq ki parchhayi chhayi hai

Bas tumhe pa liya hai aur koi hasrat nahin

Tum bin meri koi kahani hai anjani

Reply.......

Wow yaar kya msg tha dil khush ho gaya.......

Main bhi yanha tarap rahi hoon tum bin....

Maine msg dekha....... Ye kya "yaar" likha hai janha "jaan" likha hona chahiye matlab... Achha

Mera msg.......

Pari akela hoon yanha aa jao. Achha suno didi ya Sainy ko to nahin bataya na unhe jordar jhatka dena hai.

Reply msg......

Maine bilkul nahin batayi, lekin sab plan kar liya hai na......

Main........

Pari koi hai to nahin ab main kuch aslil baten karne wala hoon...

Reply msg.....

Kutte tu pahle se jan gaya tha na ki koi aur msg kar rahi hai

Main.......

Tujhe to pahle samjh jana chahiye jab main romance se hat kar dooshri baten karne laga.

Reply msg.....

Kaminey aur tu aslil msg karega Alisha di ko bhi dikhaun tera msg

Main......

Tu do couple ki baten sunegi to bhajan thode hi sun ne milega, tujhe sochna chahiye mujhe nahin.

Reply msg......

Samne hota na to tera muh noch leti chal phone band kar

Main......

Chal chuhiya apna khayal rakhna milta hoon bad me.

Reply msg......

Ok bye TC

Baten to khatam ho gayi par Pari se na bat ho payi khair kisi tarah samay kata. Peon

tabtak wo ticket bhi la chuka tha.

Kal subah 7am ki flight thi. Mujhe sara arrangement bhi karna tha. Tabhi sharma ji (dad pa) ander aate hue....... Rahul beta office ke bad hume business deal ke liye chalna hai.

Main..... Uncle dad ka kam hai bhala mera wanha kya kam.

Sharma ji...... Beta signature authority to aap hi ho abhi to aap ko chalna hi hoga

Main....... Anmane dhang se, ok chaliye ye bhi dekh le kab chalna hai

Sharma ji...... 1/2 hour me

Yaar kal subah hi nikalna hai aur ye achanak se kam maine fir dad ko phone lagaya

"Hello beta sab thik hai na" .......... "Haan dad par ye kaun sa project hai jisme mujhe aaj jana hai" ........... "Sorry beta batana hi bhool gaya sharma ji sab samjha denge apne hisab se dekh lena" ........... "Ok dad" aur phone cut kar di.

Office ke bad sidha wanhi nikal gaya. Ghar par information de di aur nikal gaya sharma ji ke sath. Raste me sharma ji project ke bare me detaile bata di. Kam khatam hote hote 9.30pm ho gaye.

Baten bahut si thi karne ko Pari se lekin ek bhi bat ho nahin pa rahi thi is project ke chakkar me aur main to man hi man kos bhi raha tha apne dad ko ki kanha phansa diya yadi pahle se pata hota to kabhi aur plan arrange kar leta Delhi ka.

Khair 10pm tak main ghar pahuncha. Lekin ghar pahunch kar mere sare gile sikwe dur ho gaye kyonki Alisha, Mrinal, Sonal aur Pari sab mera intzar wanhi hall me hi kar rahi thi.

Ye mere liye achha raha. Mujhe bahut sukoon hue ki jo baten sam me nahin ho payi wo ab ho jayengi ek bat aur dil ko chhu gayi ki sabhi mera khane par intzar kar rahi thi.

Hum sab ka khana lag gaya din ki hi tarah Mrinal aur Sonal sabko serve kar rahi thi. Hum sab bat karte hue kha rahe the.

Mauka dekh kar maine bhi Delhi jane ki bat rakh di didi ke samne. Didi raji ho gayi. Hame jane dene ke liye wanhi Pari ka expression dekne layak tha par wo juban se kuch bayan nahin kar rahi thi.

11.30pm ko hamari sabha hall se toot gayi sab apne apne kamre sone chale gaye lekin didi ne kuch sochte hue Pari ko apne pas sone ko boli.

Sayad unhe pata tha ki Delhi jane ki khusi me Pari aaj sone wali nahin hai aur wo nahin soyi to bhala main kaise so sakta hoon yahi soch rahi ho sayad didi ki.

Main chala gaya bistar par ek bar aur Delhi jane ka khayal lekar..............
 
UPDATE-84

Main chala gaya bistar par ek bar aur Delhi jane ka khayal lekar. Main poore din ke utar chadhao ko yaad kar raha tha. Aaj ka din wakai merathan wala tha khair ye bhi jivan ke kuch pahlu the jo kuch achha aur kuch bura anubhaw de gaye.

Abhi main apne khayalon me hi tha ki mere darwaje par aahat hue....... "Kaun hai darwaje par"

"Bhaiya hum hai" bahar se Mrinal aur Sonal ki awajen aati hue. Aa ja darwaja khula hai.

Dono ander aakar mere bistar par baith gayi. Main......."Kya hua? meri dono gudiya abhi udas kyon hai"?

Dono bahut seriously....... Bhaiya aap naraj to nahin din wali bat ko lekar ?

Main....... Haan thoda thoda. Lekin ab sab thik ho gaya hai ab koi padesani nahin hogi.

Mrinal....... Bhaiya hame manph kar do

Sonal....... Hum dar gaye the bhaiya ki kanhi aap school change karne ke liye na kaho isliye ye bat chhipayi. (Coaching change wali bat ko lekar Dari thi)

Main....... Suno tum dono, aur dhyan se sun na

"Jab koi tumhe tang kare ya tumhe kuch bhi ajeeb lage to use share karo. Tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe padesani hoti hai to main akele solve karta hoon. Nahin main problem share karta hoon apne logon se, didi se Pari se. Sub vichar karte hai aur milkar solve karte hai".

"Ab kitni bachpana ki tum dono ne batao. Dekho manta hoon ki kuch chijen personal hoti hai par kuch hi specific chijen uske alwa jo bhi padesani ho pahle din hi batao is se surwat me hi samsya ka samadhan ho jata hai"

Mrinal....... Ek aur bat thi bhaiya

Main....... Yahi na ki wo larka tum dono ko nahin janta tha Rishabh ne use bataya.

Sonal....... Chonkte hue, aap ko kaise maloom

Main........ Abhi bahut bari bat batata hoon kisi ko bhi pata nahin chalna chahiye

Dono...... Promise bhaiya.....

Phir maine poori kahani batayi mere aur Rishabh ke bare me dono ko bahut hi dukh hua aur Mrinal to gusse me bilkul aag babuli thi kyonki kuch bhi ho wo mere bare me na to galat sun sakti hai ya na hi koi mujhe dukh de to use dekhna pasand karti hai.

Mrinal aur Sonal ko poori kahani samajh me aa gayi ki kyon Rishabh ne us Vansh ko Mrinal aur Sonal ki pahchan karayi school me aur kyon wo school aakar Vansh se kewal mil kar chala gaya.

Mrinal....... Bhaiya aap kal hi uska muh tor dena nahin to main tumse kabhi, matlab kabhi bat nahin karoongi aur main is mamle me aap ki koi logic nahin sun ne wali.

Main......... Dekh choti gussa nahin karte beta jaise Sonal teri dost hai....

Itna hi bola tha ki Mrinal aur badak gayi...

Mrinal....... Bhaiya aap ki himmat kaise hue us do kauri ke ghatiya larke se meri bahan ke sath compare karne ki aur Sonal ke gale lagte ankhon se moti boonde tapkate hue, nahin Sonal bhaiya ki ore se main manphi mangti hoon wo thode padesan hai par dekh hume kabhi feel nahin hone diye, naraj mat hona please.

Sonal...... Apne hanton se uske aanshoo pochti aur khud ke aankhon se aanshoo bahate hue, chup ho ja tu ro kyon rahi hai chup ho ja bhaiya mujhe mar bhi denge to main hans ke wo bhi kabool kar loongi kyonki us me bhi koi bat hogi, chup ho ja.

Mrinal...... Rote hue, tu kyon ro rahi hai tu bhi chup ho ja dekh main ro rahi hoon kya. Aankhon se moti tapkate wo bhi bol rahi thi.

Mujhse se unka rona akhar raha tha. Aur kuch der roti rahti to main bhi bina karan ke rone lag jata. Apne chehre par ek muskan late hue dono ke aankhon ke aanshoo poch diye. Aur chup karate hue......

"Dekha tera bhaiya kan pakar raha hai chup ho ja dono please mere liye. Nahin to badi muskil se sambhla hoon phir chala jaunga usi gum me".

Dono mere kan se hanth hatate hue apne chehre par ek muskan le aayi.

Main........ Please mujh par bharosa rakho jo bhi karoonga sab achha hi karoonga tum dono ko isliye tode hi na bataya tha ki dono mere pas aakar rone lago. Ab tum dono me se kaun batayegi ki wo Nitin kis ke liye larai kiya tha.

Sonal....... Bhaiya hum pahle hi Alisha di ke bare me bata chuke hai phir ye bat poochne ki kya jaroorat hai.

Mrinal...... Ab to pakka aap se katti

Main...... Tum dono duffer ho

Dono....... Hain to kya par hum apni bat par atal hai

Main...... Achha sun kal Pari tujh se di ke bare me kuch bata rahi thi

Sonal....... Hoooo ! Bhaiya aap hamari bat chhip kar sun rahe the

Main....... Are main nahin di bhi sun rahi thi, phir dono ko maine kal rat ki bat yad dilayi ki kaise di unke kamre me aayi aur kyon wo to bad me pata hi chal gaya.

Dono..... Haan yad aaya, Bhabhi ki bat adhoori hi rah gayi lekin sorry bhaiya kal rat hum bhabhi ke sath bhi thode rude ho gaye kya sochti hogi hamare bare me.

Main........ Yahi ki di hum sab ki jaan hai, par wo chhor main batata hoon ki tum dono ne kya miss kiya

Dono...... Kya bhaiya

Main....... Yahi ki jald hi didi ki jindgi me koi entry hone wala hai, phir maine phone aur Nischay ki bat bata di dono ko

Mrinal....... Wow bhaiya to aap abtak itna slow kyon kar rahe ho kam jaldi karo na aap ko achha nahin lagega ki di khush ho jay.

Main...... Karta hoon baba kal ke bad usi par kam karoonga.

Sonal....... Matlab aap ka sasural itna pyara hai ki Sunday ka poora din chhor kar aap working day me pata lagao ge. Wah bhaiya samjh gayi sasural ab aap ko jayada pyara ho gaya compare hum sab ke.

Main......... Oye dono dimag ke ghore kam chala nahin to khayegi ek chapat sochna bhi mat. Aur main ye bat Pari ko jaroor bataunga. Suno hum dono ke bare me to janti ho lekin kabhi Pari ki najron se dekho kya wo apne papa, mummi, aur bhai ko miss nahin karti hogi.

"Mujhe bhi to kal hi pata chala aur plan 3,4 din pahle ka tha ab tum dono ka faisla hai jo kaho wahi karoonga"

Mrinal......... Jao bhaiya phansa dete ho hume. Didi ka kam na ho raha hai uske liye bhi bura lag raha hai aur bhabhi yadi nahin gayi to uske liye bhi. Ye aap ne bich me phansa kar achha nahin kiya.

Sonal........ Ab hum bich me phanse hai to aap ko bhi phasayenge, kal bhabhi akele jayegi aur aap di ka bhi kam nahin karoge chup chap gahr par rahoge aur ye final hai

Main........ Ha ha ha ha hanste hue, thik hai tumhe dono bat ka bura lag raha hai na aur yadi dono kam ho gaya to

Mrinal....... Kaise bhaiya

Main....... Sun, main jata hoon Delhi kal tum didi ke mobile se kisi tarah Nischay ji ka no nikal lena. Ye le ek no xxxxxxxxxxx is par tumhe Aarif bhai milenge apni company ke H.R me hai. Achhe admi hai aur tumhari bhabhi ke muh bole bhai hai. Unhe phone laga kar hamare ref. dena aur phone no dekar call detaile bolna kisi tarah nikalwa lene ke liye. Aur sun jimmedari bhara kam de raha hoon ye bat hum charon ke alawa kisi ko nahin maloom honi chahiye.

Sonal....... Charon kaun bhaiya

Main...... Ullu, tu, main , choti aur teri bhabhi

Mrinal........ Wow bhaiya ! Kaphi exciting hai pahli bar humlog kisi mission par ja rahe hai aashirwad do bhaiya kamyab ho hum. Aur dono apna sir jhuka li

Main....... Doodho nahao pooto phalo

Mrinal....... Hen ! Jao bhai ye to shadi ke bad wala aashirwad hai aap maze lene lage na

Main........ Main hanste hue, achha chal thik hai tum dono apni jindgi ki pahli chori me safal raho

Sonal......... Jao aap hamesa hamari tang khinchte ho

Main.......... Achha chal ab se hanth khinch doonga ab thik

Mrinal....... Tum aao bhaiya Delhi se dekhna jitna aaj din se tumne mujhe tang kiya hai na aur is Sonal ki bachhi ne sabka badla gin-gin kar loongi.

Main...... Achha chal thik hai ab jao tum dono sone kal school nahin jana kya?

Sonal....... Bhaiya aaj hum aap ke pas hi soyenge abhi bat poori nahin hue waise bhi aaj sat night hai aur kal Sunday

Main...... Are haan bhool hi gaya phir bhi jao sone nahin to tum dono mujhe bat me laga kar jagaye rakhogi aur main abhi sona chahta hoon.

Dono muh phula kar jane lagi aur main dono ko naraj kar ke nahin jane dena chahta tha isliye.......

"Sorry baba aishe muh bana kar mat ja aa mere pas aa dono aaj khoob gappe lagayen ge"

Dono chahakti hue mere pas aa gayi. Poori rat dono di ko lekar planning karti rahi yanha tak ki shadi tak ki planning kar dali.

Karib 2am bat karte karte main so gaya lekin jab so raha tha tab bhi dono bat hi kar rahi thi. Subah 5am meri nind khul gayi. Dono ab bhi mere aaju-baju so rahi thi.

Bahoot sukoon tha dono ke chehre par aur masoom dikh rahi thi. Dono ke mathe par kiss kiya aur main batroom jate hue Pari ko apne jagne ka msg kar diya. Msg send hote hi reply bhi aa gaya Pari ka aur sath me farmayish bhi dress ki.

In aankhon me to Pari ka wo roop kab se basa tha. Main fatafat ready hokar 15min me hall me chala aaya. Aaj di bhi subah hi jag chuki thi sayad hum dono ko drop karne ya bye bolne ke liye.

Main didi ke pas gaya to mujhe chherte hue......

"Betu sasural jane ki poori taiyari kar li hai tune kyon"

Main......... Kya didi rat me dono sasural ko lekar khichai karti rahi aur ab aap kar rahi hai. Jao mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.

Didi......... Achha ! Kis traine se aa rahi hai kab ka time bataya, dekhna kanhi late na ho jay.

Main....... Wo sab chhoro didi please abhi tum jao main kuch der me bulata hoon aap ko

Didi.......... Kyon rajkhumari abhi sidhiyon se utrengi aur aap unke aaj ke maiden look ka darshan karenge.

Main......... Please di aap to maa ho meri kyon apne bachhe ko tarpa rahi ho

Didi...... Annnn ! Thik hai par sun riswat chahiye

Main......... Pakka dunga jo bolo wo bas apne limit tak honi chahiye

Didi....... Kar di na businessman wali bat ....... Terms and conditions apply

Main......... Ok udhar raha jo aap bolengi

Didi......... Ab tu itna bara offer de raha hai to jana hi parega lekin sun nikalne se pahle bata dena. Itna bol chali gayi di.

Di chali gayi aur meri najren sidhi ki ore tiki rahi. Uske us roop me dekhne ke vichar se hi dil dharak raha tha. Main Pari ko yun dekhne ke liye to tamam umr intzar kar sakta tha. Main bas lagatar usi ore dekh raha tha.

Tabhi mere aankhon ke samne kisi ka hanth aaya. Main us ore dekha aur minnat bhare sabdon me.......

"Diiiiii please bas ek bar wo aa jay main bas use dekh loon phir aap aa jana"

Di..... Kise wo jo tere us taraph baithi hai use

Bagal me najar gayi to mere ascharya ka thikana na raha mere dayen didi to bayen Pari baithi thi. Do bar to aankhen mij li kanhi dimag ki uljhano ki paidaish to nahin jo mujhe Pari ko uske sawmya roop me dikh raha hoon.

Aur ye sach me hai to kaise aur kab yanha pahunchi mere najar se bach ka.

Di....... Hanste hue, Dono utho aur ab niklo raste bhar bat hi karte jana hai wanha sab clear ho jyega.

Didi ne hame thik se milne bhi nahin diya aur jabardasti kar ke hume airport ke liye rawana kar diya..........
 
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Didi ne hame thik se milne bhi nahin diya aur jabardasti kar ke hume airport ke liye rawana kar diya.

Main Jhoothe gusse me car me baith gaya........

Pari........ (Lahrati awaz me) Januuuu aaj tum dekh bhi nahin rahe ho

Main........ Car start karte hue, Ye ticket rakh lo bag main.

Pari......... Hayeeee ! Najar na lage kitana sona dikh rahe hoooo.

Main bina kuch bole car drive karne laga.......

Pari......... Naraj ho ! Sooooooo sorryyyyy, (Mere gal ko khinchte boli)

Main......... Jab tumhe upar se aana hi nahin tha to tumne mujhe ye sab pahne ke liye kyon bola.

Pari....... Aishi bhi kya narajgi jiiii thoda to hans do, kabse se khari hun rahon me bas ek pyar bhari najar to apni idhar kar do

Main........ Tu to baithi hai ek kam kar chhuri hai kya?

Pari....... Haan bag me nailcutter hai usme hai koi kam tha

Main........ Haan lao nikal ke de raha hoon apni aankhen ek najar ko aankh me hi laga lena lence ki tarah

Pari........ Hay ! Jaan ab to narajgi chhor do mere sartaj kitna tarpaoge

Main...... Main bachon ki tarah muh banate hue, nay mera dil itte se nahin mana mujhe thoda aur manao.

Pari........

Roothe roothe piya manau kaise

Roothe roothe piya manau kaise

Aaj na jaane baat hui kya

Kyun roothe mujhse

Jab tak woh bolein na mujhse

Main samjhoon kaise

Roothe roothe piya, piya

Roothe roothe piya manau kaise

Roothe roothe piya

Woh baithe hain kuchh aise

Shaadi mein dulhan jaise

Kya ban ke dulha main jaaoon

Aur unki maang sajaoon

Lambi dulhan thigna dulha

Lambi dulhan, thigna dulha

Jodi saje kaise

Roothe roothe ho

Roothe roothe haan haan

Roothe roothe piya manau kaise

Main........ Piya man gaye par ye bata main thigna hoon, hain

Pari....... Khil-khilate hue, jaan gaane me vijay Anand sab bhi lambe the jaya ji se

Main........ Aur tu ye classical song ke cast kya ghar se rat kar aayi thi

Pari....... Nahin mobile kab kam aayegi, google baba jinda bad

Main........ Waise ye bata plan kisne banaya tha mujhe tarpane ka

Pari....... Jaan pura plan Alisha di ka tha main to jagi bhi nahin thi msg aur reply unhone hi kiya. Apne room se niche kapre bhi lane ko di hi boli. Mujhe laga tum mujhe niche se aate dekh loge par .............

Main.......... Achha ! Thik hai tune mujhe subah subah tarpaya hai aaj poora din tarpaunga.

Pari........... Jaan yun kiston me marne se achha hai ek bar me hi mar do Uffffff ! Nahin karoongi lekin ab yun na tarpao. Main mari ja rahi hoon tumhare bahon me simtne ke liye.

Main........ Chal thik hai aaj ke liye offer hai main kuch nahin karoonga par tujhe kuch karne se bhi nahin rokonga.

Pari meri baton se itna khush ho gayi ki mere galon ko jor se bheench liya.

"Aawooo ! Jangli aishe karte hai kya" ...... Meri prati kriya.

Pari.......... Aaj to licence de diya hai jaan main to pura use karoongi.

Khatti-mitthi baten karte karte hum airport pahunch gaye the main car parking ki ore badha diya aur car park kar ke dono chal diye airport ki ore.

Dono waiting lounge me aakar baith gaye. 6.45am ho raha tha dono apne flight ka intzar kar rahe the. Pari apne sir ko mere kandhe par tika kar baith gayi aur main uske kandhe par hanth rakh kar baitha tha.

Pari........ Mujhme khoti hue, Jaan mujhe pata hi nahin chalne diya aur sab plan kar liya. Main bahut khush hoon aaj

Main......... Tum khush ho na bas is se jyada aur kya chahiye. Khush raha karo tum. Jab khush rahti ho mere sara tanav khatam ho jate hai. Kabhi kabhi tumhe khone ke dar se man bechain ho jata hai. Tum mujhe kabhi chhor kar to na jaogi.

Pari Apne sir ko utha kar ek bar mere chehre ko nihar li aur phir se wapas apne sir ko tikati hue........

"Tumhare bina jina kabhi socha bhi nahin jaan. Tumhari baton se dil me dard uth gaya hai. Main to mar hi jaungi. Nahin kabhi aisha nahin hoga jaan. Aur kabhi aisha hua to main marna pasand karoongi par tum bin jina nahin"

Main....... Uske kandhe ko bheenchte hue, Main bhi na kya kya sochne lagta hoon. Nahin aisha kabhi nahin hoga hum jindgi ke kisi bhi mor par kabhi alag nahin ho sakte. Pari main tumse bahut pyar karta hoon kabhi meri baton ko dil se na lena.

Pari........ Jaan kaisi formal baten kar rahe ho. Tum to meri jindgi ho. Tumhe pakar main itni kahush hoon itni khush hoon ......... Aur waiting loung me poore hall ke bich me jakar bilkul apne poore jor se ..........

"I Love You Jaan ! I Love Youuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Pari bekhoph ek asim khushi ke sath apni mohabbat ka chhap (shadow) pure airport par chhor rahi thi. Maine itna khush use aaj se pahle kabhi nahin dekha tha. Bhir wo kya thi, log wo kya hote hai.

Use Intna khush dekh kar mera dil jhoom utha. Mera hosh sirf itna ki mujhe sirf Pari aur uska pyara chehra najar aa raha tha. Main bas use apni bahon me lene ke liye betab ho gaya.

Main bhi apni jagah se uthkar thoda aage badha aur apni dono bahen failakar apne poore josh aur pyar se.......

"Tum Meri Jindgi Ho. I Love You Pari ! I Love You"

Pari daur kar mere sine se lag gayi aur main apni Pari ko bahon me samet liya. Ek dooshre ke pyar ho hum apne dil me mehsus karte hue khote chale gaye.

"Sir, Delhi jane wale yatri ja rahe hai banki bacha hua pyar aap bad me kar lena"

Hum dono apni vartman isthiti me ek pyar bhare ahsas ke sath wapas aaye. Dono bahon me bahen dale, bina kisi ore dhyan diye chal diye airplane ki ore ek madhurmay ahsas ke sath.

Aaj to hame koi najar hi nahin aa raha tha bas main aur meri Pari. Dono baith gaye apni jagah par. Ek bar phir Pari mujh me khoti hue apne sir ko mere kandhe se tika di aur maine apna sir uske sir se tikaye hue apne bahon me samete hue tha Pari ko. Ek shantimay vatavaran me apne pyar ko mehsus karte hum urne wale the Delhi ki ore.

Maine apne hanth se dhire se uske bal ki laton ko upar karte hue......

Main...... Pari ........ Pari......

Pari .......... Madhoshi bhari awaz me, Hunnnnn !

Main.......... Aaj mujhe ye kya ho raha hai ........

Pari........... Hammm ! Kya hua jaan

Main.......... Kuch kuch ho raha hai Pari kya wo main jan nahin pa raha lekin mujhe bahut acha lag raha hai .......

Pari........ Haaan ! Mujheee bhi jaan

Main....... Pari .....

Pari...... Shiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! Unnnn mujhe abhi bat nahin karni bas mujhe thoda aur kas ke pakar lo main tumhe kuch der yun hi mehsus karna chahti hoon.

Aaj Ye Chhayi Madhosi ......... Kya Hai

Itni Yun Faili Behoshi .......... Kyon Hai

Khumari Ye Pyar Ka Tere ya ........ Kuch Aur Hai

Aaj bechain dil ki shanti ki wajah ...... Kya hai.
 
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Aaj Ye Chhayi Madhosi ......... Kya Hai

Itni Yun Faili Behoshi .......... Kyon Hai

Khumari Ye Pyar Ka Tere ya ........ Kuch Aur Hai

Aaj bechain dil ki shanti ki wajah ...... Kya hai.

Plane ur chali aur hum dono apne chadhe pyar ke parwan me khoye rahe. Itni masoomiyat se mujh se wo tiki thi main chah kar bhi apni juban nahin khol pa raha tha. Baten bahut thi par Pari ko sukoon me dekh juban ne sath chhor diya.

Kuch der hum yun hi khoye rahe phir aisha laga jaise Pari mere man ki bat samjh rahi ho. Pari apni khumari bhari sabdon me .......

"Jaan kuch soch rahe ho".......... "Nahin tum bas aaram karo"

Pari sidhi baith te hue ........ Haan batao kya bat hai jaan

Main....... Muskurate hue, kal Kavita ke sath kya hua wahi poochna tha?

Kavita ka nam sunkar Pari hi hansi rooki hi nahin rahi thi usko hanste dekh mujhe bhi hansi aa rahi thi.

Main...... Pari batao to sahi

Pari........ Hanste hue, apne dono hantho ko upar kar, Ruko Ruko

Phir 2 min khud ko normal ki aur batana shroo ki .......

|" Tum kal chale gaye uske bad main aur Sainy wanhi baithi rahi aur thoda ascharya kar rahe the ki tum bina bataye chale gaye.

Sainy ........ Yaar ye Rahul itni jaldi jaldi me kyon gaya hai

Main (Pari)....... Kuch nahin Sainy Rahul ko agar thodi bhi kuch doubt ho na to wo mitane jaroor jata hai aur bat jab Sonal aur Mrinal ki ho to rookta bhi nahin.

Sainy..... Hanste hue, Aur tu agar kanhi phansi ho to

Main (Pari)...... Nahin aishi koi bat nahin wo to jis se pyar karta hai uske har padesani me sath deta hai yanha tak ki abhi yadi Risabh bhi use call kare to bhi wo bina soche jayega. Lekin in dono ki bat alag hai. Jaise kisi maa ke liye bache hote hai waise hi Sonal aur Mrinal hai uske liye.

Isliye agar Rahul ko unki awaz me bhi fark aaya to wo jaroor jayega. Uske liye fir kuch sochne ki jaroorat nahin wo jaise bhi hoga pahunch jayega.

Main (Rahul) bich me tokte hue....... Par main to aisha kabhi socha hi nahin haan ye sahi hai ki main unki bat se pata chal jata hai ki kya chal raha hai

Pari ....... Jaan aisha koi nahin sochta jaise hum sab Alisha di ke liye ho waise hi dono tumhare liye hai ise hi to parental care kahte hai. Now listen ab bich me toke to kuch nahin batungi rhythm toot jati hai.

Main...... Oops ! Sorry ap nahin tokunga tum continue karo.

Pari ek bar phir shuroo ki..........

Sainy ......... Ok got the point. Yaar main kya kahoon riston ke mayne sayad mujhe hi samajh me nahin aaya isliye mera bhai aaj mujh se door hai

Main (Pari)........ Nahin Yaar aishi bat nahin hai. Risabh tumse bahut pyar karta hai.

Sainy........ Hun ! Achha laga mera dil rakhne ke liye bol rahi hai na

Main (Pari)........ Tu kya Rahul hai jo kisi tarah mana ke rakhoon sun kyon aisha kaha. Rishabh ke liye tu bahan hai aur Rahul sabse pyara dost ab yadi main na hoti to abtak to tum dono ki wo shadi karwa deta tum dono uske liye ajij ho.

"Ab Rishabh ko mere bare me pata hai to wo ye bat bardast nahin kar pa raha hai ki uska sabse pyara dost uski bahan ko dhokha de raha hai. Aakhir uski narajgi Rahul se tere lekar hi hai na".

Sainy...... Lekin yar use to bharosa hona chahiye tha na hum dono par jab itna pyar karta hai to.

Main (Pari)....... Sainy ye mere liye bhi ek sawal hai tu dil chhota na kar sab apne aap pata chal jayega par itna to jaroor hai ki kisi ne mind game khela hai in sab ke bich.

Sainy....... Thik hai Yaar dekhte hai aage aur kya waqt dikhata hai.

Hum dono bas yahi bat kar rahe the ki Kavita pahunch gayi aur hamare pas baith te hue

Kavita ...... Waiter pani lana aur teen coffee, Paridhi kanha tumne bhej diya mera to bheja fry ho gaya. Pahle sir ne tumhe bola mujhe bhejne ke liye. Jab wanha gayi to unhone mujhe kisi Kajal ko bulane bhej diya. Nakchadi kanhi ki ji to kiya muh noch loon. E waiter order ab tak kyon nahin diya.

Ek sans me itni bol gayi mere aur Sainy ki to hansi nikal gayi. Ek bar bolna jo shroo ki to full stop laga hi nahin.

Main (Pari)....... Kavita shant ho ja thoda aur aaram se batao jitni speed me tum bol gayi dimag ustni speed me nahin samajh sakta.

Kavita..... Sorry Yaar, par himmat dekho us larki ki jo mujh se aishi bat karti hai.

Uski aishi bat se mere plan success hota najar aane laga aur mere chehre par ek muskan aa gayi...

Sainy...... Kya hua Kavita ji kyon college me sabse larne par tuli hai.

Kavita....... Nahin Sainy aishi bat nahin ki main sabse lar kar rahna chahti hoon par koi galat bat mujhe se kare main bardast nahin kar sakti.

Main (Pari)......... Hua kya jara khul kar bataogi tab to bat samajh me aaye.

Kavita..............

"Main sir ke chamber me gayi to sir ne mujhe bataya ki support team taiyar kar rahe the jisme mujhe hissa lene ke liye bole. Main taiyar ho gayi kyonki mujhe supports me hissa lena achha lagta hai".

"Phir sir ne mujhe Kajal nam ki larki ko bulane ko kaha jo hamare hi class me hai. Ab main bhala use kyon pahchanu khair sir ki bat kat bhi nahin sakti thi isliye main college canteen me chali gayi".

"Mujhe wanha apne class ke kuch student mile to maine kajal ke bare me poocha. Bhagwan ka sukr hai mujhe jayada dhoond na nahin para aur wo mil gayi. Fir maine us se sir ka msg convey kiya aur sath lekar sir ke chamber pahunchi".

"Jab hum pahunche to sir ne hame 15 min tak rookne ko bola aur chale gaye kanhi. Aur tabhi tabhi us kajal ne".......

Main (Pari)........ Kajal ne kya kiya Kavita kanhi lesbian to nahin jo tera rape karna chaha

Kavita.......

"Dhattt ! Tu na Pari BF hai to vulgar baten hi karo. Suno us haramjadi ne pahle to Rahul ke bare me bahut ulta bola. Ki Rahul aishe, Rahul waishe aur Rahul apni baton se har larki ko phansa leta hai, kamina hai, ye hai wo hai".

"Tum viswas nahin karogi main to bas sun rahi thi ki is kamini ke man me kya hai. Phir usne meri ore dosti hanth badhaya ye kah kar ki tumhe bhi Rahul achha nahin lagta aur hum sab ko bhi isliye hamare sath aa jao bahut badla lena hai us se".

Sainy....... Hoooo ! Ye to achha offer tha to tune accept kar liya

Kavita Apne dono hanth ko action me karte.........

"Haan bari aayi mujh se dosti karne wali. Maine to usko itna sunaya ki wo to kuch bol hi nahin payi".

"Maine bhi usko bol diya ki jaroori nahin ki yadi mujhe koi achha nahin lagta aur kisi tisre ko bhi achha nahin lagta same aadmi to main us tisre se dosti kar loon. Aur rahi bat Rahul ki to wo aisha bilkul nahin jaisa tumne kaha".

"Itna bhi bachi nahin ki kaun achha hai kaun bura main na janu. Aur koi fansi lagate hue bhi kahe ki Rahul larkibaj hai to main uska viswas na karoon".

"Wo to bas Paridhi se pyar karta hai aur kya lovely couple hai. Tumhe maloom hai pahle main Sainy ko uski GF samjhti thi, Sainy apne hi class me hai tum janti to hogi hi".

"Lekin ye meri galatfahmi thi ki maine ek suljhe riste ko galat najar se dekha. Rahul ne kitni madad ki meri. Main nafrat karti rahi aur wo bas manphi mangta raha. Jao ji bari aayi use bura kahne wali. Pahle jabtak kisi ko jano nahin to comment nahin karte".

"Ho sakta hai tumhe us se pyar ho aur tumhe nahin mila isliye tum badla nikal rahi ho. Suno behtar yahi hoga ki aainda mujh se is topic par bat na karna".

Fir kya tha akal thikane aa gaye uske.........

Main (Pari)........ Sainy Yaar mujhe bandh kar rakhna hoga inko ye to bawri si ho gayi Rahul ko le kar. Kavita tumhe maloom nahin ki Kajal ke dad Assitent Commisnor hai city ke.

Kavita....... To kya "Right To Speak" ka aadhikar chhin lenge main nahin darti kisi se maine thode hi na kuch galat kiya hai.

Bas aur hum sab chal diye apne class...........

Pari kahani suna rahi thi aur uske imagination kar mujhe hansi aa rahi thi. Hamare ummid se badhkar ye barboli nikli par bechari bholi bahut hai.

Pari....... Kanha chale gaye jaan kanhi cafe to nahin pahunch gaye

Main...... Haan Yaar main to uske bolne ke action ko soch raha tha

Pari...... Hanste hue, poocho mat jaan uske body language itna funny tha ki main to hans hans kar pagal ho gayi

Main...... Tumhe kya lagta hai kya soch rahi hogi Kajal

Pari..... Wo to ab kal hi pata chale ga college me waise school me kya hua wo nahin bataya.

Phir maine apni merathan ki kahani poori bata di...... Hamare kahaniyon me kab hum Delhi pahunche pata hi nahin chala.

Meri bat jabtak samapt hue tabtak plane land kar chuki thi aur Pari ab jald se jald apne ghar pahunchne ki utsukta thi. Pari ki utsukta dekhte banti thi.

Main....... Pari chal kar pahle coffee pite hai.

Pari...... Jaan chalo na ghar wanhi coffee payenge.

Main....... Kya Pari 5 min to lagna hai us ke liye mujhe mana kar rahi ho

Pari....... Badi mayus man se, thik hai jaan jaisa tum kaho

Pari ki aishe mayus dekh meri hansi nikal gayi aur Pari meri muskan dekh kar meri maskari samajh gayi.

Pari....... Thunakte hue, Jaan chalo na chalo na

Abhi Pari me aur kisi bache me koi anter nahin tha. Maine bhi apni jaan ki utsukta ko samjhte hue taxi le li.

Poore raste hamari kuch bat nahin hue. Bas Pari us taxi wale ka dimag kahti rahi..... Bhaiya jaldi chalo, kitna slow ho aap, are ye kanha se le ja rahe ho wo wala road nahin dekha kya.

Mujhe ab ahsas ho raha tha ki Pari bhi apne ghar ko kitna miss kar rahi thi aur main thoda sharminda mehsus karne laga ki mujhe is bat par kabhi khyal hi nahin raha.

Finally humlog ghar ke gate ke samne the. Humare aane ka kisi ko pata nahin tha isliye hum dono chup chap ghar ke ander pahunche.

8.30am baje subah ghar me koi jaga nahin tha.

Pari..... Phus-phusahat bhari awaz me, jaan lagta hai sab soye hai

Main...... Apne normal awaz me, haan lagta to aisha hi hai

Pari..... Dhime se, Shiiiiiiiii ! Kitna jor se bol rahe ho jaan

Main...... Main bhi same tone me, to kya plan hai

Pari..... Chalo mom dad ke kamre unhe surprise dete hai

Main...... Pari kanhi galat awstha me mile to hum surprise ho jayenge

Pari..... Mere sine par mukka chalate hue, Chhi ! Chhi ! Kitna ghatiya sochte ho

Main...... Lo sach bol diya to bura lag gaya. Tu na kabhi kabhi kam akal karti hai kisi Jore ke kamre me yun jane ka matlab samajh rahi hai behtar hai ki chal apne kamre me wanhi wait karte hai.

Pari..... Haaan ye thik hai chalo upar se chhip kar hum dekhenge ki mom kab jagi phir chhip kar surprise denge.

Humlog chal diye ab Pari ke kamre me janha Pari sabko surprise karne ke liye utsukta se intzar kar rahi thi aur main, main ab aaya shararat ke mood me............
 
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Humlog chal diye ab Pari ke kamre me janha Pari sabko surprise karne ke liye utsukta se intzar kar rahi thi aur main, main ab aaya shararat ke mood me.

Pari ki bechaini dekhte ban rahi thi. Kabhi bistar par baith rahi thi, kabhi gate tak ja rahi thi to kabhi aaene ke samne khud ko thik kar rahi thi. Milne ki tarap to main bhi samjh sakta tha.

Main....... Pari yun bechain kyon ho .... Aao baitho thoda aaram kar lo

Pari...... Dekho na jaan din chadne ko aaya aur ye sab ab tak soye hai jaldi uth bhi nahin rahe. Pari ki bechani uske baton se saf jhalak rahi thi.

Main ....... Bade pyar se, aao yanha aao. Aur apne pas bula kar uske gale lag gaya.

Pari mere bahon me aakar apni bechain dil ko thodi rahat dene lagi.

"Jaan mom dad ka reaction kaisa hoga aur Lal, uske sawal ka jawab kya doongi"

Main Pari ko apne se alag karte hue uske dono kandhe ko thoda hilate hue.............

"Pari sambhalo main mehsus kar sakta hoon tumhare dil ki halchal ko bas khuch der aur abhi sab jag jayenge"

Itna bol Pari ke chehre par aaye laton ko main ungliyon se hatane laga. Ek pyar ke ahsas me ek chhota sa kiss maine use kar diya.......

Main........ Pari chalo ab kya surprise niche hi chala jay ....

Pari...... Haan jaan main bhi yahi soch rahi thi .....

Ab jaise hi hum dono gate se bahar ke passage me pahunche ki.....

Didi, didi ...... Karte hue lal aa gaya, Pari pane ghutno par ho gai aur kas ke apne chhati se chipka liya lal ko.....

Lal..... Didi, didi aap mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na man nahin lag raha hai. Aap nahin rahti hai to mamma mujhe chocklet bhi nahin deti.

Bholi baton ne Pari ki aankhon me aanshoo la diye ....... Wo apni aankhon se aanshoo nikalte hue use behatasa chumne lagi.

Pata use bhi kuch nahin ki Pari ro kyon rahi hai lekin Pari ko rota dekh lal bhi rone laga aur apne nanhe se hathon se uske aanshoo pochte hue.....

Lal...... Chup ho tao (jao) didi, main chocket nahin mangu ga, promise

Pari usko aisha bolte dekh hans pari. Apne aur lal ke anshoo pochte hue ......

"Chal itna bara ho ke rota hai koi kya, tu to mera bahadur beta hai"

Lal...... Jhoothi hai aap, main jab kahta hoon ki Rolli, Bittu, Golu aur Taan (saan) ke sath ja raha hoon khelne to kahti ho bachha hai akele bahar mat ja aur abhi kahti ho bara hoon. Kuch nahin jhooti ho aap.

Pari...... Hanste hue, achha chal thik hai main jhoothi par ye bata mom dad uth gaye kya.

Lal...... Main to abhhi jaga hoon mom-dad so rahe honge .... Tabhi uski najar mujh par gayi aur uchhalte hue ...... Alle wah ! Rahul bhaiya bhi aaye hai aaj to main khoob masti karoonga. Promise kalo Rahul bhaiya aap mere sath rahoge poora din aur didi tum bhi.

Pari...... Lal, beta sun inhe na tu jiju bolna thik

Lal...... Lekin kyon didi .... Pahle to aap ne nahin bataya.

Pari ab is sawal ka kya jawab deti aur bhala main bhi kya samjhata. Lekin Pari kuch sochte hue....... Dekh Lal tu apni didi ka bat nahin manega inko tum jiju bolna.

Lal...... Nahin, aap mujhe chhor kar chali gayi isliye main nahin manta aap ki bat.

Pari....... Beta le kan pakrti hoon galti ho gayi lekin main padne gayi hoon na isliye nahin sath rah pati wada karti hoon chhuti me main tere sath hi rahoongi ab bhi nahin manega meri bat.

Lal...... Thik hai didi aap ki bat man leta hoon lekin ye jiju kya hota hai ......

Lal ke is sawal par mujhe hansi aa gayi ..... Pari meri ore apni goorne wali look dete hue........ Lal tu khud hi kyon nahin apne jiju se pooch leta hai...."

Lal..... Mujh se, ye jiju kya hota hai....

Main....... Jo tuhari didi ko pasand karta hai use jiju kahte hai

Lal apne chhote se dimag se kuch conclusion par pahuncte hue....

Lal...... Achhaaaaa, iska matlab main didi ko pasand karta hoon to main bhi jiju hua, papa bhi to pasand karte hai wo bhi jiju hue aul (aur) mom bhi.

Itni masoomiyat ke sath expression dete hue bola ki meri hansi cchhut gayi...... Aur Pari gusse se aag babula hote hue.....

"Jaan had hoti hai kisi chij ki jab sahi se explaine nahin kar sakte to galat bat to dimag me mat dalo" Gussa uske chehre se saf jhalak rahi thi.

Pari mujhe thodi serious dikhi ......... Pari tumhare nak ko kya hua thoda lal najar aa rahi hai.

Pari........ Aishe koi bat karta hai jaan bahut hi odd manner hai ye mujhe bilkul bhi achha nahin laga.

Main.......... OH ! To meri Pari naraj hai...... Sorry soooo sorry dekho kan pakra ab kaho to main uthak baithak karoon" itna bol main karne bhi laga ki tabhi niche se awaz aayi....

"Ye mere gahar me mere jamai ko uthak baithak kaun karwa raha hai" ...... Niche se Ranjana aunty awaz lagati hue........

Apni maa ko ki aawaj sunkar Pari ne to bilkul 20 meter ka ladder to hall ki daur laga di aur jhat se pahuch gayi apni mom ke pas aur gale lag kar chipka gayi.

Aunty....... Hat hat, jhootha pyar mat dikha mujhe bataya kyon nahin ki tu aa rahi hai.

Pari Apni maa ke gale lagte hue hi ek bar meri piche se dekhte hue

"Maa ye tere damad ka plan tha mujhe bhi subah hi bataya aur phone karne lagi to phone bhi karne nahin diya bole jab ja hi rahe hai to surprise denge"

Tabtak main bhi lal ke sath niche aa gaya.

Aunty........ Matlab to ab saf hai na ki mere bête ko meri yad aayi to chala aaya tujhe to koi chinta hi nahin thi.

Pari..... Maa, jao aap aishe bologi to main chali jaungi

Aunty....... Haan ab ye tera ghar kanha rah gaya tujhe to tera sasural hi bha gaya na.

Pari..... Stop it maa ! Ab mujhe sach me gussa aa raha hai

Ab tak dono alag ho chuke the maine aunty ke paun chhuye phir hum sab baithte gaye.

Aunty...... Jor se, Bahar aaeye dekho to kaun aaya hai

Mohit uncle........ Kamre se hi, Yaar Sunday mat barbad karo mujhe abhi bilkul nahi uthna

Aunty..... Hum dono se, jao jara tum dono mere unko surprise de aao nahin to aaj ye kisi ke liye bahar nahin aane wale.

Hum dono Mohit uncle ke room me entry karte hue....... Kya hum ander aa sakte hai

Mohit uncle pahle to unko ascharya hua kyonki kal hi bat hue thi se lekin unko nahin bataya ki hum dono Delhi aa rahe hai. Phir uncle ne apna reaction dete hue..... "Badmas jaldi aao dono yanha"

Hum dono kuch der phir wanhi baithe Mohit uncle ne hal samachar liya aur hum bahar aa gaye.

Ranjana aunty kitchen me thi aur unhe company dene Pari bhi kitchen me chali gayi. Main bhi hall me baith kar lal se baten karne laga. Bahut khush najar aa raha tha lal aur wo to ek pal ke liye bhi mujh se alag hone ka nam bhi nahin le raha tha.

Main uski pyari pyari baton ka luft utha raha tha ki itne me Mohit uncle bhi ready ho kar chale aaye. Wo bhi aaj mujhe aur Pari ko apne pas dekh bahut khush the lekin sabse pahle jo kisi bat par hamari charcha hue wo kal ke school wali bat ko lekar hi hue.

Phir maine uncle ko vistar se poori bat batayi. Uncle ko to itna gussa aaya ki wo tabhi apna no. milane lage lekin maine hi mana kar diya.

Baton baton me nasta bhi ready ho gaya aur hum sab nasta karne lage. Janha ek ore Pari apne gahr aakar khush thi wanhi uncle aunty aur lal ki khushi bhi dekhte banti thi.

Abhi hum sab naste ke table par hi the ki Pari ki dost Nilu bhi wanha aa gayi.......

Nilu ke liye to jaise koi hairani ki bat rahi ho hum dono ko dekhna....

Nilu....... Kab aaye dono aur bataya kyon nahin ab tak

Pari....... Tujh se hi to milne aayi hoon naste ke bad tujhe hi phone lagane wali thi

Aunty....... Nahin Nilu beta naste ke bad dono (main aur Pari) kanhi ghoomne nikalne wale the

Nilu...... Main samajh rahi hoon aunty tabhi to aane se pahle batayi bhi nahin

Pari...... Nahin re sach kah rahi hoon tujhe hi phone lagati abhi aur tu mom ko nahin janti kya wo mazak kar rahi hai.

Nilu...... Main ab khuch nahin janti soch ke to aayi thi aunty ke pas kuch der bitaun gi par ab ja rahi hoon. Tum dono ki ab khabar li jayegi 1/2 ghante me pahuncho dono cafe. Aur yadi nahin aaye to phir samajh lena.

Itna bol thodi payar wali narajgi dikhate hue chali gayi......

Main aunty ki is jhoot par apni wali jhoot yad karne laga aur Pari aunty se lrai karti hue...

"Deka na dad mom ne kaise jhoot bola ab pata nahin kya plan kar teeno aayegi"

Uncle...... Ranjana ne kanha kuch bola aur jo bhi bola thik bola. Roj tumhari bat hoti hai phir bhi tumne na to hame aur na hi unhe bataya ki dono aa rahe ho. Thik kiya Ranjana ne

Pari..... Dad aap bhi ......... Mujhse, kuch to bolo dekho dad kaise mom ka paksh le rahe hai aur wo bhi jhoot ka

Main....... Pari ab baton ka kya fayda jo hona tha wo ho gaya ab to wanhi chal kar pata chalega ki tumhari bhool ka parinam mujhe kya milta hai..

Pari....... Thunkte hue, sab milkar mujhe hi dosi bana rhe ho jao main kisi se bat nahin karti aur kanhi jaungi bhi nahin

Ranjana aunty...... Phir to mujhe hi phone kar ke unhe batana hoga ki teeno yanhi aa jao hamari Pari ek din ke liye aayi hai aur kanhi nahin jane wali.

Pari...... Apni bat ko badalte hue, maine aisha kab kaha. Aur mujhe dekhte hue, suna nahin abhi hume cafe jana hai .... Chlo aur khane do inko.

Uncle aunty aur lal ko khata hua chhor mujhe jabardsati le gayi khinch kar. Uncle aunty Pari ki is harquat par hanse bina nahin rah sake.

Pari mujhe upar late hue ......... Jaan 10 min me ready ho jana

Main....... Yaar lelkin main pahnu kya

Pari........ Jao to chek kar lena room me sab available milega ab main bhi ja rahi hoon

Main....... Ruko to ek min, yadi yahi kapre honge (suite) to main abhi hi ready hoon aur jab main in kapro me ready hoon to tum bhi ready hue na.

Pari...... Uffffff ! Mera to sir dard hone laga kyon aaj sab padesan kiye ho mujhe, main hanth jorti hoon please mujhe chir-chira mat karo.

Maine Pari ki halat samjhte hue use jane diya aur chala aaya main apne kamre me ...... My lucky room, kaphi juraw tha mujhe is kamre se kyonki meri Pari sabse pahle mujhe yanhi mili thi.

Purani baten ek ek kar ke mere jahan me taza ho gayi ......... Kaise meri Pari ne mujhe hansaya tha, uski pahli mulakat ......... Main bas usi yadon me rahna chah raha tha isliye bistar par bilkul be sudh par gaya ..

Main utha hi nahin wanha se aur ek-ek bat yad karke khud me hi muskura raha tha.

"Jaan abtak taiyar bhi nahin hue ...... Kitna aaj aap natak kar rahe ho" aur mera hanth pakar kar khincti hue...... "Utho na please, hum yanha sone thode hi na aaye hai"

Main lekin abhi kuch sun ne ke mood me nahin tha isliye Pari ko ulta maine hi bistar par khinch liya.

Pari...... Ufffff ! Ohhhhh ! Jaan ye sab kya hai please chhoro mujhe

Main....... Bas do minute please mujhe de do phir chalte hai hai.

Pari mere upar girti hue, apne ungliyon ko mere gal par chalte hue.......

"Kya hua mere sona ko kis yadon me khoye hue ho" ........... "Tumhe yad hai Pari apni pahli mulakat" ...................
 
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"Kya hua mere sona ko kis yadon me khoye hue ho" ........... "Tumhe yad hai Pari apni pahli mulakat" ...................

Pari......... Haan jaan bhala main kaise bhool sakti hoon tum yanhi to behosh pare the

Ab hum dono hi bistar par sidhe agal bagal lete the aur apni pyar bhari baton me khoye the.

Main...... To tumhe mujh se pahli najar ka pyar ho gaya tha kyon?

Pari...... Haan ! Jhooth nahin hai ye par us waqt pata nahin tha na tumhare bare me

Main...... Aur jab pata chala

Pari apni knee par apna sir tikaye mere ore karwat lete hue ......

"Sach kahoon jaan jab pata chala tumhari halat ke bare me ki tumhe bhi kisi se pyar hai to mujhe aisha laga ki Bhagwan ne jab pahle se tumhari jindgi me kisi aur ko bhej diya hai to phir tum se milwaya hi kyon"?

Main........ Tumhe pata hai Pari, main bhi uski ore karwat lete hue, jab tum pahli bar yanha aayi to maine tumhe notice bhi nahin kiya.

Pari...... Tum ne to mujhe kya kisi ko bhi notice nahin kiya tha aur wo bhi plateform par yad hai.

Main....... Haan ! Main janta hoon us samay main sadme me tha.

Pari....... Waise thanks jaan jo bhi tumne lal ke liye kiya

Main...... Nahin Pari maine kya kiya waise dekha jay to lal tum logo ko Delhi station par waise bhi mil hi jata

Pari...... Phir bhi responsibility bhi to koi cheej hoti hai.

Main....... Ab jane do purani baton ko .... Usme rakha bhi kya hai?

Pari...... Kaise jane dun wo to meri jindgi me aayi sabse bari khushi ka karan hai mujhe tum mil gaye aur kya chahiye.

Main...... Sorry Pari lekin maine bhi tumhe bahut tarpaya hai na.

Pari........ Sorry to mujhe kahna chahiye jaan ki maine tumhare atmsamman ko thes (chot) pahunchayi.

Main...... Lekin mujhe bhi tumhe mauka to dena chahiye tha bolne ka

Pari...... Tum gusse me the jaan waise pata nahi kaise kate maine wo char din mera dil hi janta hai.

Main........ Main bhi bahut tarpa hoon Pari un dino par kya karta ye ego bich me aa jata jo mujhe tum se milne se rokta raha.

Pari....... Waise sach kahoon jaan mujhe jab tumne prepose kiya to ek pal me hi itni khusiyan mili ki main kya bataun tum yadi mujhe na bhi milte to main us ek pal ke sahare hi jindgi kat leti kam se kam ye sukoon to tha hi ki tumhe bhi mujh se pyar tha.

Main....... To jab tumhe mujh se itna pyar tha to tumne mujhe pahle kyon nahin bataya.

Pari..... Jaan main nahin kar sakti thi aisha kyonki tum kisi aur ko pasand karte the aur apni pyar ka izhar kar ke main tumhari dosti nahin khona chahti thi.

Main...... Pari waise tumne mujh se poocha nahin ki jab mujhe Ruhi se pyar tha to phir main tumhare sath ..........

Pari....... Jaan dil ne kai bar chaha par himmat nahin juta payi phir bad me Alisha di ne mujhe sab bata diya.

Main..... Haan unhone bhi mujhe is bat par samjhaya tha kyonki jaise tumhe mujh se pyar ho gaya tha waise hi main bhi tumhe pasand karne laga tha. Main tumhare aur Ruhi ke bich uljha raha. Aur yanhi par Alisha di ne meri madad ki

Pari..... Haan bataya tha di ne mujhe ki dil ki bat koi bhi rai kayam kar ke nahin ki jati ye to aisha faisla hota hai jo khud se ho jata hai

Main...... Haan Pari ! Main bhi jab tumse dur hua to ye bat samajh me aayi.

Pari....... Par ab door mat hona jaan main ab tum se koi bhi duri bardast nahin kar paungi.

Main...... Aur main bhi Pari. Waise muskil faisla to tumhare liye bhi raha hoga Delhi se Chandigarh aana kyonki main samjh sakta hoon kitna muskil hota hai ghar se dur hona.

Pari...... Haan sach kaha. Par main aaj bahut bahut khush hoon itni khush ki mar bhi gayi to hanste hue pran niklen ge. Tum nahin jante jaan kitni khusi hue hai ki tumne mere man ki bat jan li aur mujhe ghar le aaye.

Main..... Kaisi bahki behki baten kar rahi ho mujhe pasand nahin aayi ab please dubara ye marne ki bat mat karna nahin to main phir kabhi tum se bat nahin karne wala.

Pari ne apni hatheli se mari hatheli ko pakar kar use chumte hue ....... Soryyyyy jaannnn ab se nahin karoongi aishi bat ab chalo hans do.

Main....... Nahin main aishe nahin hasne wala

Pari....... To phir kaise hansoge

Main...... Tumhe pata hai kaise...

Pari...... Ye bhi koi samay hai, chalo abhi uth jao chalna nahin hai kya tumhe apni official saliyon se milne.

Maine kuch nahin jawab diya aur bas leta raha. Pari ne mujhe do char bar hilaya bhi par koi respond nahin kiya.

"Oh Ho! To meri jaan ab shararat ke mood me hai koi bat nahin" Pari ne dhire se mere sir ko hanth lagaya apne hanthon ko mere sir tak bare pyar se le gayi. Meri aankhen aane wali pal ki kalpnao me khud w khud band hoti chali gayi.

Hanth ko bade pyar se sir par firate hue apna chehara mere pas le aayi. Mari aankhen to band thi par uski sansen mere galon par takrati hue saf mehsus ho rahi thi. Sayad wo mujhe pyar se nihar rahi thi.

Agle hi pal aisha laga ki wo uthkar ja rahi hai maine dhire se aankhen kholi wo bistar ke niche khari thi ek mithi si muskan di aur do min ka ishara ki. Main bhi ek bar fir aankhen band kar uske pyar ke ahsas me kho gaya.

Chonkte hue ekdam se main bistar par baith gaya kyonki jis soch ki ore ishara bhi nahin gaya wahi ho gaya. Pari ne mere upar pani dal di.

"Pari ki bachhi main kitni feeling ke sath tha aur tum ne pani dal kar sab pani pani kar diya. Ruk tujhe batata hoon"

Pari mujhe apna thenga dikhate hue aur apni jibh bahr kar....

"Pahle pakar ke to batao phir jo ji chahe kar lena"

Main jabtak bistar se utra tabtak Pari gate par ja chuki thi daurne ka koi matlab nahin nikalna tha isliye bistar se utar kar ek kadam bhaga aur...

Dhammmm se gira, halanki girne ka natak karne wala tha par girte samay balance nahin bana paya aur lag gayi mujhe bhi....

Pari bhagti hue mere pas aayi yun achanak mujhe ghirta dekh aisha laga jaise use chot lagi ho aur le aayi aankhon me aanshoo. Bilkul kisi pagal ki tarah harbdarate hue...

"Jaan soory, main hi pagal hoon mujhe bhi na jab dekho tab mazak soojhti hai. Na jane mujhe kya ho gaya, na main aisha karti aur na ye sab hota. Chot to kanhi. Nahin lagi. Kuch bolte kyon nahin? Jyada jor se to nahin lagi?

Maine ek ungli uske muh par rakh kar uske non-stop voice express par break lagayi. Dooshre hanth ke sahare se uth kar baith gaya. Use shant rahne ko baola. Uski chal rahi tej sasen mujhe ahsas kara rahi thi uske man ki hulchlal.

Apne hanthon se uske aanshoo pochte hue....

"Chup ho jao Pari (dhire se) aur phir sharat bhare lahje me, kyonki rona to ab hai tujhe kyonki dekh pakar liya maine"

Mood, abhi kuch pal pahle ro rahi thi aur ab .......

"Jaan aisha bhi koi karta hai kya chhoro mujhe mom-dad sab niche hi hai"

Main....... Ye to tumhe pahle sochna chahiye

Bahut kosis ki chhutne ki par uski hanthon par maine majbooti se pakar banaye rakha. Lakh minnnate ki chhor do, hanth khinch raha hai, dukh raha hai par main nahin mana.

Jab uski ek na chali to wo niche baith gayi aur sarir ko halka chhor diya.

"Tum dimag laga rahi ho koi bat nahin" main bhi ghutno ke bal baith gaya ek hanth kamar me dali aur dooshri uske ghutno ke pas aur god me utha liya.

Ab uske bas me kuch na tha isliye wo bhi ab is pal ko jine ke khayal se ki apne bahon ka har mere gale me dal apna sir mere sine se laga diya.

Gode me liye main chala gaya batroom aur shawar on kar di. Main aur Pari, dono is shower ki barshat ka maja lene lage. Kuch der yun hi use god me liye bhingne ke bad pari.......

"Jaan ab to jane do hume bahut der ho gaye aaye mom kabhi bhi upar aa sakti hai"

Pari ki baton me point tha isliye maine use chhor diya aur wo bhingne badan chali gayi wanha se. Main bhi ab jaldi se fresh ho gaya aur batroom se nikal kar jaldi se taiyar ho gaya.

Taiyar hone ke bad maine apne kadam Pari ke kamre ki ore bdha diye wo bhi is samay aaene ke pas baith kar dryer se apne bal sukha rahi thi.

Main piche se jakar us se lipat gaya aur apne gal uske gal se milate hue......

"Tum wakai aaj bahut khoobshoorat lag rahi ho" meri is bat par Pari muskura di aur sharma kar niche dekhne lagi.

Maine Pari ka hanth pakar kar use apni jagah se utha diya aur use apni ore khinch liya. Pari ab bhi apni palken nichi ki hue thi. Maine uske chehre ko apni ore uthate hue....

"Kahin najar na lag jay meri hi aaj to tumhare chehre se najar hat ti hi nahin"

Pari..... Bari najakat se, chhoro na jaan koi aa jayega.

Main uske chehre par hanth ferte hue....... Pari wakai tum bari pyari lag rahi ho kya ek bar tumhe chum loon

Meri is bat ka koi jawab nahin di Pari ne bas ek shehmati me apni palken jhuka li. Mere honth bhi ab Pari ke honth ke najdik ja pahunche, pahle sason ne sason ko chhu liya aur bad me honth aur ek dooshre me hum kho gaye.

"Sach hi kah rahi thi aunty dono apni ras-lila me lage honge" bahar darwaje se aati aawaj par hum bijli ke jhatko ka saman ek dooshre se alag hue.

Aur bahar darwaje par tak lagaye meri teeno saliyan...............
 
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"Sach hi kah rahi thi aunty dono apni ras-lila me lage honge" bahar darwaje se aati aawaj par hum bijli ke jhatko ka saman ek dooshre se alag hue.

Aur bahar darwaje par tak lagaye meri teeno saliyan...............

Nimmi......

Hum jinhe dhoondte rahe gali gali

Wo atke rahe apni prem ki gali

Anjali........

Ye to had hai hamare intha ki

Jalimo do bol to bol bol do pyar ki

Simmi ......

Har sitam tere kabool kiya hans kar

beraham chal diye hume hi chhor kar

Teeno pagal aaj full mood me dikh rahi thi. Kyon aisha feel ho raha tha ki un ke sath ka har pal mujh par bhari parne wala tha. Pari to bechari mare sharam ke najar hi nahin utha pa rahi thi aur mujhme itni himmat nahin ki in se bat shroo karoon.

Anjali....... Kyon Jijaji (Jijaji par stress dalte hue) aaj kuch nahin soojh raha

Nimmi....... Sujh to raha hai par Pari ka chehra ..... Ha ha ha (teeno hasne lagi)

Pari...... Dhire se, main to abhi wanhi aane wali thi phir tum tino yanha kyon aa gayi

Simmi...... Janeman hamara aana yanha tumhe kharab laga,

Nimmi....... Haan aaj phir humne aadhe par jo rok diya.

Pari....... Minnnate karte hue, thoda raham karo hum par

Anjali........ OH HO ! Darling kis bat ki raham kare tu hame yanha aane ki khabar nahin ki uska ya 1/2 me tujhe cafe bulaya aur phir bhi nahin pahunchi uska

Main....... Ye sab meri galti hai tum please ise kuch mat kaho

Nimmi........ Bahut Yarana lagta hai dono me kyon Sambha ....

Anjali....... Ji sardar

Nimmi....... To jara ke chal is heronia ko le chal cafe hum bhi to dekhe kitna Yarana hai.

Pari..... Khari hokar, chal

Anjali...... Par banno tu aishe hi jayegi ja pahle dhang se kapre to pahan le

Pari..... Kyon kya hua koi kharbi hai in kapro me?

Anjali..... Tu aaiena dekh samajh me aa jayegi.

Pari ne aaiena dekha aur bhag kar t-shart ke upar ek shirt dal li aur ready ho gayi.

Simmi...... Uffff ! Ye chamatkar jijaji ke hanthon ka hai ya tere khud ke hanthon ka

Pari Simmi ki is bat par use marne ke liye dauri aur wo use ghumate rahi. In sab ki baten mere liye kisi puzzle se kam na thi. Phir Pari ne teeno ko cafe rawana kiya aur hum bhi nikle ghar se ek car me.

Car me baith te hi Pari ne mujhpar hamla bol diya aur kandhe par marte hue .....

"Tumhe har jagah mera mazak banane me maza aata hai na"

Main..... Soooooo sorry Pari, jana sach me itni pyari lag rahi ho ki main khud ko rok nahin paya.

Pari...... Main uaki bat nahin kar rahi

Main..... To phir kiski bat kar rahi ho

Pari..... Chhoro gari pahle mall ki ore lo

Main...... Yaar ek to tum saheliyon ki baten ghar par puzzle thi upar se ab cafe ke badle shopping mall kuch samjahogi.

Pari....... Besharm, do bar bhinga diya aur mere pas inner wear nahin bache yanha jitne the sab chhote ho gaye. Unhe meri halat ka pata chal gaya. Man to kar raha hai ki.....

Main..... Kya jana kya man kar raha hai

Pari...... Kuch nahin chalo ab batati hoon tumhe main dekhte jao

Pari ka gussa satwe saman par tha aur sari baten clear ho chuki thi. Maine pahle Pari ko mall le gaya usne kuch apne inner wear purchase kiye wanhi changing room me change kar phir hum pahunche cafe janha trimurtiyan hame swagat me pahle se intzar kar rahi thi.

Pari....... Pahunchte hi, Sorry Yaar wo itni jaldi me hum Delhi aaye ki tum sab ko inform karna reh gaya.

Anjali....... Par humne to koi explanation manga hi nahin.

Pari....... Maine socha meri bahne mujh se naraj hongi

Simmi....... Pari ke gale lagte, pagal bhala tujh se kaisi narajgi bas tu khush hai hume aur kya chahiye.

Phir Anjali aur Simmi bhi Yaar hum bhi hai raho me. Sab aapas me bade pyar se mile. Par sayad is scene ke liye main taiyar nahin tha. Kuch chijen karwi kahe ya mithi par aap ke jahan se nahin jati. Aaj kuch log itne dur hokar bhi itne pas the wanhi main apne doston ke pas hokar bhi ajnabi tha.

Charon jab gale mil rahi thi to mujh se raha nahin gaya dil bhar aaya. Aaj bhi khud ko roke rahne ki bahut kosis ki magar asafal raha. Chup chap main bahar aa gaya pas me ek per tha uski boundary par baith gaya aur sir ko jhukaye bas apne aankhon me aa rahe kuch boond aanshoon ko poochta raha.

Kuch pal gujare honge ki sab mujhe dhoondte hue wanha aa gaye. Sabse pahle jo mere kandhe par hanth para wo Pari ka tha aur wo bhi mere bagal me baithi thi.

Pari ko pas me dekh main nahin chahta tha ki uska ye din barbad ho mere karan. Aur waise meri wajah se Pari pahle hi bahut padesan rah chuki hai.

Main....... Manph karna mujhe wo ek phone aa gaya is wajah se yanha chal aaya.

Pari...... Jaan jhooth kyon bol rahe ho chalo ghar chalte hai

Main...... Thoda normal hote hue, bilkul nai aur tum teeno ko meri ore se bhi sorry Pari ne sach kaha tha ye sab itni jaldi ho gaya ki kisi ko inform hi na kar sake.

Nimmi...... Kyon Rahul sir aap ko bhi jhappi chahiye kya, mazakiya tor par Nimmi boli

Main...... Jiski itni khoobshoorat saliyan ho to jhappi ko kaun kambakht mana karta hai

Maine bhi mazakiya andaj me bol to diya par pata nahin meri mati kanha mari gayi thi jo main in madhu-makkhi ke chhatte me hanth dal diya.

Anjali....... Pahle chalo cafe chalte hai phir dete hai jija ji ko jhappi

Hum sab ander chale mahol thoda halka ho chuka tha lekin ab teeno form me bhi aa chuki thi.

Simmi apni bahen failate...... Aao pahle main

Fir Nimmi ne bhi...... Nahin pahle main

Bachi Anjali wo bhi ..... Nahin pahle main

Aalam ye tha teeno bahen failaye khari thi.

Anjali....... Soch lo mujhe pahle Jhappi nahin mili to taiyar rahna aap

Simmi aur Nimmi phi same bol bol rahi thi. Aur main akela jaan phans gaya. Maine jakar Pari ko hi gale laga liya.

Tenno..... Matlab pahle jhappi nahin mili

Anjali....... Ek table par chadh kar, Rahul ji aap ke kahe anusar maine kiya aur aap piche hat gaye to kya aap saza ke liye taiyar hai

Main kya bolta meri to bolti hi band thi, ek bar phir Anjali apni bat ko dohrate hue..... Bolo na jija ji

Is bar maine saza ke liye hami bhar di. Aur saza tay hue aap ko chori karni hogi.

Main...... Ye kya bakwas hai. Main nahin karne wala.

Ab Simmi aur Nimmi bhi sur me sur milayi ....... Soch lo aur bat man lo to ye aakhri saza hogi nahin to hum alag alag saza denge.

Main phansa ab soch me dooba aur apne phone se khelta raha ...... Phir phone ko ulta table par rakh kar...... Bilkul filmy style me

"Khush to bhut hogi tum teeno aaj haan. Khud ko Pari ki bahan bulati ho yani dekha jay to riste me meri saliyan"

"Aaj subah ke 9.25am din raviiwar, Delhi ke xxxxxx jagah ke yyyyyy cafe me tum teeno ne mujhe chori ki saza di"

"Chori wo bhi ek sarif aadmi ko mujhe to chori ki C bhi nahin maloom par man na to parega hi warna tum teeno mujhe jine nahin dogi, haan man na to pdega hi"

"Haan to thik hai mujhe 1/2 ghatna do mai kuch himmat juta kar chori karta hoon"

Itna bol main chup ho gaya. Abhi 15 min hi hue the ki maine teeno ko ishare me bataya ki ja raha hoon chori karne aur cafe ke gate par khare ek ka purse churane.

Main dhimi kadmo se uske pas jane laga lekin Pari ne jab use dekh to aankhen khud w khud uski bari ho gayi par boli kuch nahin.

Mai uske piche pahunch gaya aur uski jeb se purse nikal wapas cafe aa gaya. Teeno ko purse dikhayi aur kaha "meri pyari jaan jaisa ki tum teeno ne dekha ki main chori kar apni saza poori ki"

Abhi itna hi bola ki mare gal par ek Jordar thapad Pari.........
 
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Abhi itna hi bola ki mare gal par ek Jordar thapad Pari........

"Aao kya solid hanth hai bhaiya kanha se traning li" apne gal par hanth rakhte hue bola.

Nimmi....... Sorry sir, wo ye hum sab ke kahne par kiya tha please forgive him

Bechari teeno shararat to kar di lekin ab samajh me aa raha tha ki aisha karna kitni bari galti thi.

"To tum logon ka gang hai jo is ilake me chori karwata hai" .......

Anjali........ Please sir, humlog student hai ye to bas ek shararat me ki gayi galti hai.

"Chori karna galti nahin hoti miss it's crime".......

Nimmi........ Sir, aap apna purse wapas le lijiye but please hume jane dijiye.

"Nope, har galti ki ek saza hoti hai if you ready to get punish tabhi bat hogi"

Simmi....... But wo to saza par depend karta hai na sir

"Of course, no problem tum khud saza decide karo mujhe batao yadi thik laga to wahi saza hogi. Punishment by your own choice"

Simmi....... Sir aap 5 min yanhi intzar kare hum aapas me discuss kar ke aate hai. Simmi itna bol hum sab ko us aadmi se door le gayi.

Meri to hansi nikal aayi kyonki kuch bhi ho jay par khud ke liye saza deside karna apne aap me hi saza hai....... Mujhe to thappar hi laga lekin upar wale ne in teeno shaitano ko achha phansaya.

Simmi...... Mujh se, Yaar aishe chup kyon ho kuch suggest kyon nahin karte

Main....... Oops ! Hasinao sooooo sorry kyonki dimag aur dil ye dono ka jimma Pari ka hai tum teeno usi se sampark karo.

Anjali....... Kabhi kabhi mujhe lagta hai Pari ko is bandar me kya dikha jo is se pyar kar baithi. Bhondu kanhi ka. (Apne gusse ka izhar karti Anjali)

Pari......... Jo ab tak chup thi, Anjali kyon aisha biolti hai mera dil dukhta hai....

Anjali........ Sorry Yaar, par jawab tune nahin suna kisi ko bhi gussa aa jay.

Pari...... Muskurate hue, jane de na baba tere kisi majak par to inhone kuch react nahin kiya main hoon na main madad karti hoon.

Nimmi...... Sorry Yaar, main samajh sakti hoon hamari wajah se Rahul ko thapad pari, sorry Rahul hume manph kar do.

Main...... It's ok, waise ye rista hi aisha hai ki itna to chalta hai ....... Jao pahle abhi jo current problem hai use solve karo banki apne gile-sikwe to door hote rahenge.

Simmi....... Jitna tum sab ye kachar-kachar kar rahe ho utne me to dimag me kuch aa jata.

Pari...... Ek kam karo saza me kaho ki hum teeno me se jo sabse sundar hai use aap date par le ja skate hai lekin mera manna hai ki ye dono mujh se jayada sunder hai aur koi mujhe inke samne sunder kahe to main uske sath kabhi nahin ja sakti. Aur bas teeno sur me sur mila dena.

Anjali....... Tu kab se filmo me interest lene lagi ...... Wahiyat hai ye idea kyonki wo samajh jayega ki hum teeno maje le rahi hai.

Pari..... Maine to apna sujhao rakha tha banki tumhari marji

Anjali..... Bakwas sujhao hai apna muh band rakh mujhe hi kuch sochne de.

Idhar wo teeno sochti hue, main aur Pari unko aishe gahan chintan me dekh muskura rahe the aur door udar se us aadmi ki aati awaz......

"Hey girls mere pas poora din nahin hai mujhe mere chote bhai se bhi milne jana hai so be hurry ya phir main ek simple task deta hoon poora karo aur apni jaan chhurao"

Uski is bat par teeno ne socha ki hum to rahe kuch sochne se chal kar unki hi bat sun li jay aur hum sab chal diye us ore....

Mr... X...... Pahle ye bato tum sab me wo kaun hai jiske dimag me ye chori karwane ka idea aaya tha kewal usi ko saza milegi.......

Meri najren ab tiki Anjali par ..... Lekin ye dosti bhi ajeeb hoti hai.....

Simmi ..... Sir mera idea tha, wahi bol Nimmi ne bhi bola aur sabko hatate hue Anjali ne strongly apna kiya kaboola.

Mr.... X....... To thik hai miss Anjali aap ko bas simply ye karna hai ki table par chadh kar apne dono kan pakarte hue sorry kahna hai..

Chu.... Chu ..... Chu ...... Jo bhi hua par itni sweet girl ko aishi saza bilkul nahin aur sayad yahi bat sabke dimag me thi.

Pari meri ore badi masumiyat se dekhti hue jaise kah rahi ho jaan please aisha na hone do.

Main...... Nahin ye chori maine ki hai aap saza mujhe dijiye. Is tarah ki saza, sochiye aisha karna kya achha rahega.

Mera itna bolna tha ki ek aur chipka mere gal par...... Bhai beech me kyon parta hai shanti se tu tamasha dekh na......

Simmi........ Ye galat kar rahe hai aap hanth uthkar, kan hi na pakrna hai to hum teeno hi pakrengi par ab yadi aap ne apna hanth uthaya to achha nahin hoga.

Itna bol teeno table par chadh gayi.......

Tabhi Mr. X hanste hue ..... Waise tum teeno utar jao kyonki na to koi chori hue na hi koi saza milegi ye sab to is Rahul ka plan tha.

Ab jaise hi mera nam liya gaya teeno sawaliya nikahon se ghoorti hue....

Teeno ek sath chonkte hue..... Kya Rahul ka plan tha waise sir aap kaun hai

Main........ Ye mere Niraj bhaiya hai

Simmi...... Kya ye tumhare bhaiya hai aur matlab ab tak jo ho raha tha wo sab ek natak tha?

Nimmi....... Pari tumhe bhi pata thi ye bat ..... Tu mil bad me batati hoon ki jyada maza lene ka natija kya hota hai....

Simmi..... Par ye sab plan kab kiya...

Main...... Kuch nahin Niraj bhaiya ko call laga kar mobile table par rakh diya aur yad karo kaise maine react kiya tha saza ke liye wo main poori kahani inhe hi to suna raha tha.

Anjali....... Yaar aaj to sikari ka hi sikar kar diya waise dil se sorry Rahul kyonki jo bhi hua ho par chori wala idea mujhe nahin dena chahiye thi.

Niraj...... Bilkul sahi. Mazak aishi honi chahiye jisme kisi ka nuksan na ho, kisi ka koi ego clash na ho aur na hi koi criminal activity. Phir....... Betu ab main ja raha hoon yanha se jaldi aana.

Main....... Bhaiya ek bat batao ki jab sab natak ho raha tha to itni jor se chipkane ki kya jaroorat thi pura jabra suja diya.

Niraj....... Betu tu Delhi aaya aur bataya bhi nahin isliye maine bhi mauka dekh apni bharas nikal di.

Niraj bhaiya ki bat sunkar sabhi hasne lage. Thodi der wanhi hum sab ki bat-chit chalti rahi kuch der bad wanha se hum sab bhi nikle apne apne thikane.

Main aur Pari wapas ghar chale aaye janha lal humara intzar kar raha tha. Hume aata dekh....

Lal...... Kanha gaye the aap, aaj to aap log mere sath rahne wale the na to mujhe chhor kar kyon chale gaye.

Pari...... Nahin bhiaya hum kanha chhor ke gaye hum to tumhe lene aaye hai chalo ghumne chalte hai.

Lal ...... Uchhalte hue, sach ...... "Haan chal jaldi"

Ranjana aunty...... Beta ab phir kanha chal diye kuch der ke liye to aaye ho aur ghar par rahna hi nahin hai. Ab koi jaroorat nahin hai kanhi jane ki.

Pari....... Maa bas lal ko wada kiya hai usi ko ghooma ke la rahi hoon

Ranjana aunty...... Tu meri maa mat ban achha thik hai aishi bat hai to tum dono me se ek jao lal ke sath aur ek mere pas ruko main ab kuch sun ne wali nahin.

Aunty ki bhi vyakulta apni jagah sahi thi kyonki itne dino bad aayi thi Pari. Maine Pari ko wanhi aunty ke pas rukne ke liye kaha aur lal ko lekar main massi ke yanha chala aaya.

Lal..... Ye Sunaina di ka ghar hai na

Main..... Haan, lekin tumhe kaise pata.

Lal...... Apne hanth se mathe ko pit te hue, Hun ! Mai kya bachha hoon jo mujhe yad nahin rahta ..... Mujhe sab yad rahta hai ruko aur chillane laga....

"Sunaina di, Sunaina di" ........ Sunaina ne gate khola hume dekh use acharya hua..

Main........Hategi ya bahar se hi chala jaun

Sunaina....... Haan tu to bara aadmi ho gaya hai na chauhan industry ka chasmo chirag tu bhala kyon hum jaise chhote logon ke yanha rukne wala

Main..... Dekh tu ye bakwas karegi to main ja raha hoon, hat ab mujhe ander jane de.

Lal..... Didi aap jiju se larai kar rahi hai?

Lal ki baten sun Sunaina to kisi pagal ki tarah hasne lagi..... Jiiiiii.... Juuuuu

Main..... Aennnnnnnn, koi joke nahin tha jo muh far rahi hai

Aur ander se massi ki awaz........ Kaun hai Sunaina tu gate par itni der se kis se bat kar rahi hai.

Sunaina....... Khud kyon nahin dekh leti tera leti main nahin janti kaun hai

Lal...... Jhooti hai aap, chahiye jiju aap ander chaliye massi ji ko sab bata denge tab dekhna Sunaina didi aap ko Maasi kya karti hai?

Main..... Chal mere chote ustad

Hum teeno ander aaye aur Maasi ki najar mujh par pari...... Aur family drama shroo

"Tu kab aaya, baith mera bachha, kaisa hai, khana laga doon kya" hum sab ki kaphi der tak baten chalti rahi. Sayad Niraj bhaiya ne in sab ko nahin tha bataya mere bare me isliye in sab ko mera aana ek ascharya laga.

Par jo ek sadsya ab tak missing thi wo thi Gunjan di kyonki wo abtak nahin dikhi thi.

Main...... Massi Gunjan di kanhi najar nahin aa rahi kanha gayi hai.

Massi...... Mat pooch jab se shadi ki date aayi hai tab se to pagal ho gayi hai. Roj iski shopping hi hoti hai. 10 baje hi nikli hai dono bhai bahan ab tak nahin pahunche.

Main...... Thik hai massi ab main bhi chalta hoon

Massi..... Par sun to Rahul kanha ja raha hai abhi aate hi honge dono milega nahin?

Main..... Jate hue, massi main mil loonga wanhi market me

Main aur lal nikle massi ke ghar se raste me maine lal ko ice-cream parlour le gaya jabtak usne ice-cream khayi tabtak main Niraj bhaiya se unka add liya aur chal pare us add ki ore.........
 
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Main aur lal nikle massi ke ghar se raste me maine lal ko ice-cream parlour le gaya jabtak usne ice-cream khayi tabtak main Niraj bhaiya se unka add liya aur chal pare us add ki ore.........

Kuch hi der me main aur lal ek shopping mall ke pas the maine Niraj bhaiya call kiya unhone 2nd floor par ek jewellery shop me bulaya janha Gunajan di apne liye kuch jewellery select kar rahi thi.

Didi itni busy thi jewellery kharidne me ki kab Niraj bhaiya unki bagal se uthkar chale aaye unhe pata bhi na chala.

Niraj bhaiya...... Betu tujhe bura laga jo maine tujhe sab ke samne wo bhi chanta mara.

Main....... Kyon aap kyon aisha pooch rahe ho

Niraj bhaiya..... Nahin ab to tu almost shadi-suda hai aur kisi married ko uski wife ke samne thapad marna wo bhi tab jab sath me saliyan ho kisi ko bhi bura lag sakta hai.

Main....... Achha to tir ghuma ke mara ja raha hai....... Hota hai Niraj bhaiya hota hai jab khud ki nahin hoti to log dooshron ko dekh kar yun hi jala karte hai.

Niraj bhaiya mere kan pakarte hue....... Bahut urne laga hai tere pankh katarne padenge.

Lal....... Niraj bhaiya, Niraj bhaiya aap kan kyon pakre hai

Niraj bhaiya...... Lal usne galti ki isliye saja mili. Phir apni aankhen bari karti hue, tune to koi galti nahin ki na nahin to tumhe bhi saza milegi.

Lal..... Par maine to koi galti hi nahin ki.

Main...... Kya bhaiya baton me hi lagaye rahoge ya didi ke pas chale.

Niraj bhaiya...... Tu ja didi ke pas main tabtak lal ko ghooma ke lata hoon. Tumhe dekh kar bahut khush hongi.

Main..... Aap ne bataya to nahin ki main yanha aa raha hoon.

Niraj bhaiya....... Nahin nahin bataya tu ja

Gunajan di ab bhi kharidari kar rahi thi aur kharidari karne me itni vayast thi ki kab main unke pas baitha unhe pata hi nahin chala.

Takriban 5 min baitha raha wo desine select karti rahi phir unhone ek ring select ki aur Niraj bhaiya se unki rai lene ke liye "kaisa hai Niraj" bolte hue ek bar meri ore muri.

Maine bhi hami me sir ko haan me hilaya aur Gunjan di ek bar phir apne kam me lag gayi phir jaise unhe dhyana aaya ho ki poocha to Niraj se tha par ye kaun baitha hai.

Unhone ek bar phir meri ore dekha aur....... Betu, kab aaya bhai. Aur tu ye aishe chupchap kyon baitha hai

Main....... Wo kya hai na di aap itni busy thi ki meri himmat nahin hue aap ko distrub karne ki.

Gunjan di....... Tu bara formal ho gaya hai, aur ek bar wahi repeat question .. "Kab aaya, gahar par sab kaise hai".

Maine sabka jawab diya phir Gunjan di apni pasand ki hue kuch desines ko order kar diya jewellery banane ke liye. Hum dono phir wanha se resturent gaye.

Gunjan di...... Kya order karoon betu

Main...... Main khane nahin aaya main to aap se milne aaya hoon

Gunjan di...... Chal chal mujhe mat maska laga tu to apni dulhaniya ko uske mayke laya hai aur yanha formality kar rah hai.

Main........ Apna muh banate hue, mujhe kyon aisha lagta hai ki aap sab ko Pari pasand nahin. Jise dekho wo tok deta hai. Thik hai didi main aaj ke bad us se kabhi nahin milunga.

Gunjan di...... Bakwas kiya na to doongi ek. Aaj kal bari bari baten karne laga hai.

Baton ka phir ek silsila suru hua jo kaphi der tak chalta raha kuch der bad main aur lal wanha se wapas aa gaye.

Lautne par bhi khas khuch tha nahin. Delhi ki sewa ab hamari samapt hone ko aayi thi. Vidai ke waqt thodi aanken nam ho gayi dono maa beti ki. Sab kuch offacially hone ke bad Pahli bar sasural gaya tha to hame gift bhi mila. Mohit uncle ne mujhe aur Pari ko gift me ATM card hi de diya.

Main...... Papa main ye nahin le sakta

Mohit uncle....... Beta ye pahli bar yanha aane ka tohfa hai aishe mana nahin karte

Main...... Papa ye lekin galat hoga na aap mujhe kuch aur dijiye main hans ke kabool kar loonga lekin ATM main nahin le sakta.

Mohin uncle...... Par kyon beta?

Main...... Papa yadi baith kar paise urane ki aadat lag gayi to mujhe kabhi kam karne ki aadat nahin lagegi. Aap kya chahte hai ki main dependent ho jaun.

Mohit uncle........ Dekho Rahul beta sabki apni ikchha hoti hai. Meri ikchha hai ki tum ise rakh lo to tumhe le leni chahiye. Bas jab jaroorat ho tab use karna. Pas me hamesa power honi chahiye par us power ka use kaise karna hai wo tumhe decide karna hai.

Mohit uncle ka counter logic mere logic par bahut bhari tha isliye na chahte hue bhi mujhe ATM lena para. Ghar ke sabhi log hame airport tak chhorne aaye.... Aur ek bar phir hamari flight uran bhar di Delhi to Chandigarh.

Main aur Pari Delhi me hue har ek ghatnao par charcha karte hue apna safar tay kar rahe the. Janha ek ore Pari ne Simmi, Nimmi, aur Anjali dwara kiye gaye mazak par apni prati kriya de rahi thi wanhi main un teeno ke bich itna pyar dekh kar Pari ke bare me soch raha tha.

Pari...... Jaan kis soch me lage ho

Main..... Kuch nahin Pari bas ek bat khaye ja rahi hai....

Pari..... Kaun si bat jaan kanhi us mazak ko lekar to dil me koi bat nahin hai

Main...... Nahin Pari us bat ko lekar padesan nahin hoon bas soch ye raha tha ki jitna gehra un teeno ka relation hai us me tumhara asthan kya hai?

Pari...... Matlab ?

Main..... Yahi ki jab Niraj bhaiya ne poocha ki chori ka idea kiski thi to teeno ek dooshre ka sath dene lagi aur jab saza ki bari aayi to bhi teeno sath bhugatne ko taiyar hue par poore mamle me tum piche hi rahi

Pari...... Kahne ka kya matlab hai un logon se mujhe koi lagaw nahin

Main....... Dekhne se to lagta hai aisha hi hai

Pari...... Meri baton ko aare hanth lete hue, Jaan ye meri friends hai hum sab me pahle hi decide hua tha ki hum me se jo bhi committed rahegi use team ke dwara kiye gaye kisi bhi galti me sammilit hone ka koi aadhikar nahin. Use poora mamle me chup hi rahna hoga.

Main...... Maloom hai Pari tumhe, Hamare yanha ek ki shadi thi to shadi me larke walon ne mangal sutr hi lana bhool gaye. Phir kya tha jo hota hai humare yanha, larki walon ke taraph se gahan chinta aur akrosh ki kaise log hai, kis ghar me rista kar liya, wagaihra-wagaihra.

Pari....... To is bat ka yanha kya matlab

Main...... Suno to, Mamle ko larke wale ke mama ne aare hanth liya aur jawab diya..... "Dekhiye hamare yanha parmpra hai ki larki ko mangal sutr hum bilkul bhi nahin dete uski jagah dhage ka istmal karte hai nahin to aane wale jode ka jivan kaston se bhara hota hai"

Pari..... Hain ! Ye kya bat hue....

Main..... Wahi to kisi bhi bat ko khatam karne ka simple sa logic sabne bana liya hai.... "Humare yanha ye riwaj nahin, aisha karne se aisha ho jata hai" aur wahi tumhare case me "humne pahle dicide kiya tha" kya khak decide kiya tha.

"Ye to aapas ka pyar tha teeno ka jo ek dooshre ka ilzam apne sir le rahe the same feeling hoti tumhare sath to ye wahyat logic na deti.... "pahle se decide hua tha"

Pari........ Chidh ti hue, Jaan agar ye chidhane ke liye tha to enough kyonki mujhe bahut buri lagi aap ki bat

Main....... Pari buri to lagegi hi, kewal best friend, best friend kah dene se koi best friend nahin ban jata ye to feeling jai jo ek dooshre ke parti honi chahiye.

Pari....... Thik hai na yahi sahi meri koi feeling mere friends ke prati nain lekin unki to hai, wahi bahut hai mere liye. Apna bhi to jara dekhiye, aap ke doston ka kya jo itna purana dost hokar bhi viswas tak nahin kiya aap par.

"Ek bar sach kya hai jhooth kya hai wo tak pata karne nahin aaya ulta itni giri hue harquat ki. Usne badla lene ke liye dost ki chhoti bahan ko target kar liya. Aap to mujhe ye dosti ka path to na hi padhao.

Main...... Pari tum had se bahar ja rahi ho ye matter nahin tha discussion ka

Pari..... Ji nahin, bat doston aur uski feeling ko lekar thi jise aap ne pahle uthaya tha. Jaise aap ne sach ka aaiena mujhe dikhaya tha waise hi maine bhi kyon khud ki soorat dikh gayi to bura lag raha hai.

Main...... Pari tum do alag alag bat ko jor kar kisi ek conclusion par nahin pahunch sakti. Tumhara matter alag hai aur mera alag aur haan maine apne doston ka comprision tumhari doston se nahin ki isliye unke matter bhi compare mat karo.

Pari......... Jaan waise bat comprision par bol doon to phir muh utar jayega tumhara isliye behtar hoga hum bat yanhi khatam kare.

Main........ Enough talk Waise bhi bat karna chahta kaun hai..

Pari....... Ye to had hai jaan. Tum bhi dooshron ki tarah apni dominency dikha hi di. Kya kare a typical culture.

Main....... Kya matlab hai culture se tumhara. Mujhe tum se ye ummid nahin thi.

Hum dono hi apni baton par arre rahe poore raste bat dibate me badal gaya aur debate jhagre me. Hum dono me se koi is matter par compromise karne ko taiyar nahin hua.......

Delhi ne bhi kya anubhaw diya hume pahli bar jab pyar ka ikrar hua tab bhi din samapt hote hote hum dono takrao ho gaya fark us din me aur aur aaj me itna tha ki us din Pari ki harkaton se main naraj hokar chala aaya jiska pachtawa Pari ko bhi tha.

Lekin aaj hum dono hi apne bat par arre the aur koi bhi aaj galat nahin tha ya yun kahe to aaj kisi ko bhi "Main galat hoon" is bat ka ahsas nahin tha. .........
 
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Lekin aaj hum dono hi apne bat par arre the aur koi bhi aaj galat nahin tha ya yun kahe to aaj kisi ko bhi "Main galat hoon" is bat ka ahsas nahin tha. .........

Wapas jab Chandigarh pahuncha to hamari baten band ho chuki thi aur Cold War ki situation paida ho gayi thi.

Pari meri baton ko kat te hue ulta jawab de rahi thi aur main Pari ki baton ka. Chandigarh airport se hum ek dooshre hi ek dooshron ki baton par gussa liye nikal gaye.

Aalam ye tha ki airport se ghar tak hamare bich koi bhi bat nahin hue. Na to hum dono ne koi bat karne ki kosis ki aur na hi koi prati kiriya dene ki.

Hum dono ghar pahunche aur janha Pari niche sabse normally milne lagi wanhi usko is tarah se wanha dekh main apne kamre me chala aaya.

Pahli bar aaj aisha hua ki main ghar par aaya hoon aur ab tak mujh se milne mere pas koi nahin aaya sayad is Pari ki bachhi ne sabko niche hi apni baton me phansa rakha ho ye bat dimag me aate hi mera gussa aur badak gaya.

Thode samay bad mom bhi aa gayi khane ke liye bulane aur main niche chal diya. Par ye kya khane ki table par iklouta main tha.

Main..... Maa banki sab kanha hai

Mom...... Alisha ke kamre me hai. Sab ke khane ka wanhi program hai tujhe bhi wanhi khana hai kya?

Main....... (Gusse me) Nahin, mujhe khana apne room me chahiye jab koi yanha nahin khane wala to mujhe bhi apne room me khana hai

Mom...... Betu kya hua? Koi bat ho to bata

Main..... Kyon aap aisha kyon pooch rahi hai?

Mom..... Nahin aaj pahli bar dekh rahi hoon tu sab ke sath nahin rahna chahta.

Mom ki baton ne mujhe vartman isthiti se awgat karaya. Khair main apni baton par safai dete hue......

"Mom wanha sab aapas me kuch discuss kar rahi ho aap ko nahin lagta ki kuch baten mere hone par nahin kar sakti".

Mom....... Haan ! Bat to sahi hai betu par kyon apni mom ko padesan karega yanhi kha le.

Phir mom ne Mrinal ko awaz lagate hue...... Chhoti jara kitchen me aana khana laga de Rahul ka. Mrinal to nahin aayi par mera nam sunkar Pari jaroor aa gayi.

Mom...... Pari beta tum kyon aayi? Abhi thaki hue aayi ho Delhi se jao aur teeno me se kisi ko bhaj do.

Pari...... Maa, Kaun sa Delhi se yanha paidal aayi hoon jo thak jati. Aap chaliye main khana laga deti hoon.

Pari ne mera khana laga diya aur wanhi samne baith gayi. Samne baithi thi aur mobile se khel rahi thi ye bhi nahin ki koi bat kar le. Main to chid gaya bilkul.....

"Roti do"........ Ek rukhe sabd me bas itna hi bola........ Bahut gande tarike se abhi maine bhi behave kiya aur Pari ko bhi sayad buri lag gayi mera yun bolna.

Pari apne gusse ka izhar kuch yun ki, ki mere plate me 5 roti rakh di aur uske upar thoda kari gira di taki main use wapas pot me na rakh sakoon. Itna hi nahin sab karne ke bad ruki tak nahin aur chali gayi wanha se.....

"Hay re jazlim aaj to mar hi dala, aisha badla nikala hi pet me ab to sans ki hawa bharne tak ki jagah nahin hai"....... Man me sochte hue main apne kamre me chala aaya.

Rat bhar padesan kiya Pari ki is harquat ne ...... Nind aati aur uske kuch der me pressure, poori rat is larki ne batroom me katne par majboor kar diya.

"Achha ! Bhagwan sab ko mauka deta hai mera bhi aayega phir batata hoon main Pari ko ab to ye tashan wali bat ho gayi"

Hay re ! Ye pet ki garbari rat bhar me hi main to Bruce Lee se Chus Lee ban gaya.

Subah mujhe kuch kamjori bhi feel hone lagi. Ghar par hamesa in sab garbari ki dawa uplabdh rahti hai aur maine bhi use le liya. Aaj main ground bhi na ja saka bas apne kamre me para.

Dawa ne apni asar dikhayi aur thodi rahat mehsus hue. Rat bhar ka jaga tha isliye uth kar phir so gaya.

9am ke aas pas meri nind khuli jo ki ye chikh chikh kar mujhe suchana de rahi thi ki main late ho gaya hoon. Daur bhag kar taiyar hua jaldi se sab kam niptaya aur Pari ko lekar bike par main nikal gaya college ki ore.

Bhala main kyon naraj hone laga Pari se, rat gayi bat gayi ke tarj par main bhi college ke liye nikla. Lekin ab bhi hum me se kisi ne bat shroo nahin ki thi isliye maine ek Jordar power break laga diya apne bike me.

Pari bilkul uchhalte hue mere upar aayi......

Pari........ Jab bike chalane nahin aati to kyon chalate ho

Main...... Enough Yaar, kya tum bhi kal ki bat lekar baithi ho

Pari....... Sorry Mr. Main abhi ki bat hi kar rahi hoon

Main...... Pyar se, Pari jane bhi do ab us bat ko aur waise bhi ye break jan boojh kar maine lagaya tha

Pari....... Par mujhe achha nahin laga

Pari to jaise aaj subah subah larne karne ke mood se aayi ho. Ab to mujhe bhi gussa aa gaya.......

Main...... Main bilkul aisha karoonga aur karta rahunga aakhir huq hai mera ya kah do koi haq nahin.

Pari......... To kya tumhe aidhikar mil gaya to ye bhi nahin sochna ki mujhe achha lag raha hai ya khrab.

Main....... Main to pyar hi jata raha tha lekin sayad aaj tum hi larai karne ka mood bana kar aayi ho.

Pari........ Kahna kya hai jaan ki main tumse larai karne aayi hoon

Main...... Haan aur nahin to kya?

Pari....... Thik hai yadi yahi bat hai to yahi sahi ....... Par ab aishe break lagaya to main tumhare sath college nahin jaungi.

Main....... Thik hai jaise tumhari marji par aaj tum mere sath aayi ho to tumhe le jane aur lane ki jimmedari meri hai ...... Aur phir koi bat nahin hue aur hum wapas college chal diye.

Mujhe thodi gussa aur chinta barabar sataye ja rahi thi. Ek ore janha Pari ka yun bharkna mujhe gussa dila raha tha wanhi dushri ore mujhe ye chinta sataye ja rahi thi ki itni suljhi hone ke bawjood aakhir bat kya hai jo itni bharki hai.

Aisha to pahle kabhi nahin hua ki Pari mujh se itni naraj ho phir chahe galti meri hi kyon na ho. Chinta par ego bhari para aur main bhi gussa ka rasta lete hue phunch gaya college.

Lecture ka time ho chuka tha isliye hum sidhe class hi chale. Pari Sainy ke sath baith gayi aur main akela kisi kone me.

Aaj hi lekin ek ajeeb ghatna bhi ho gayi ...... Class me ek larke ne late entry mari gate se khare hokar poori class ki ek jhalak dekhi aur aur jaise uske koi gara khajana mil gaya ho utni hi khushi ke sath wo mere pas aakar baith gaya.

Larka....... Hello sir main hoon Sidarth aap mujhe Sid bhi kah sakte hai

Main..... Hello Sid, apne phinki sabdon me uska swagat kiya.

Sid...... Bhai aaj mujhe bahut jyada khushi hai ki aap se milne ka mauka mila aap to hero ho is college ko.

"Yaar kanha kanha se pakane chale aate hai ek to main Pari ko lekar padesan hoon upar se ye paka raha hai ..... Munda ghuma to dunga sale ko ek" man me sochte hue maine uski baton ko ansuna kar diya.

Sid...... Sir, kya hua aap ne meri baton ka jawab nahin diya....

Main...... Dekho Sid, abhi mam aane wali hai behtar hoga hum class par concentrate kare bad me main tum se milta hoon.

Main lagatar chor najron se Pari ki activity notice kar raha tha lekin dekhne se to normal hi lag rahi thi.

Class over hua par aaj na to main canteen gaya aur na hi cafe ...... Aaj udas tha isliye akela rahna chahta tha, isliye college ground par chala gaya.

Aaj pahli bar main yanha aaya tha class over hone ke bad. Ground par kaphi chahal-pahal thi.

Lekin main udas tha aur sidhiyon par baith kar bas logon ko dekh raha tha.

"Kya sir yanha baithe hai chaliye chalte hai canteen" ....... Class wals larka Sid mere pas baith te hue.

Main...... Dekh bhai pahle to mera nam Rahul hai so please ye sir, sir pukarna band karo aur mera abhi man nahin canteen jane ka.

Sid....... Arre sir sorry Rahul bhai kya haryali rahti hai canteen me dekh ke dil khush ho jata hai

Main uski baton par react karte hue....... Hey ! Suno tum is tarah ki bekar baten kar mera dimag mat khao.

Sid....... Oh sorry sir main to bhool hi gaya ki aap ko to in sab se koi matlab hi nahin hona chahiye.

Main....... Uski baton me interest lete hue, kya matlab tumhara Sid

Sid....... Wahi sir already aap ke sath itni khoobsorat larkiyan rahti hai ki sare college me iske charcha hai. Guru kaise karte ho ye sab kuch apne chhote bhai ko bhi Sikha do.

Achha mauka diya upar wale ne ....... Pari taiyar ho ja ek bewkoof ko bhej raha hoon.

Main...... Hai to thoda muskil par tum rahne do daring nahin kar paoge.

Sid........ Sir single hone se achha hai ki do char jute kha loon ya kaun thik aap ke bataye raste par chalne se kanhi meri bhi kismat aap ke jaisi chamak jay. 5,6 ki to main Aasha nahin karta par ek ko jaroor apna banaun ga fir chahe koi imtahan se na gujarna pare.

Main...... Soch lo Sid .... Fir bad me na kahna ki maine nahin samjhaya tha

Sid........ "Muddai Lakh Bura Chahe To Kya Hota Hai Wahi Hota Hai Jo Manjure Khuda Hota Hai" aap bataey to sahi is rah me chalte chalte agar main sahid bhi ho gaya to koi gum nahin.

"Haan beta tu to waise bhi shaeed hone wala hai" ............. Waise Sid tuhari koi choice hai ki nahin.

Sid....... Rahul main batunga par us se pahle main kuch clear karna chahta hoon

Main...... Haan bolo

Sid...... Jis larki ke sath aap roj baith te ho wahi chipki bal wali jo aaj kal Madhuri Dixit ban kar ghooma karti hai wo aap ki GF to nahin.

"Sahi hai achhi choice hai ab to tumhe Bhagwan bhi nahi bacha sakta"...... Kaun Kavita nahin hum sirf friend hai meri GF koi aur hai.

Sid...... Phir thik hai guru main Kavita ko hi bahut pasand karta hoon ab to koi idea bata do sir ji Banda gulami karega umr bhar.

Phir kya tha maine bhi Pari ko padesan karne ka jugad laga hi liya aur Sid namak bomb me apne idea numa barud bhar kar use launch kar diya........
 
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