Us awaj ki taraf sab dekhne lage waha baitha har koi hairan tha us shakhs ko dekh ke
Wo shakhs aur koi nahi meri maa thi
Maa - mera beta ladega dangal
Thakur bhanu pratap singh ka pota thakur virendra pratap ka beta Ajay pratap singh ladega
Mai - ye sab dekh sun ke to sunn ho gaya tha maa ne ye kya bola
Aur itna bara raaj ham sab se chupa ke rakha tha
Kahir in sab ko dekhte h
Virendra ka naam sun ke Bhanu pratap aur Shushil pratap aur jay prtap aur Nikhil ke chehro pe bhi khusi kilahar daud gayi
Wahi Gajendra to Virendra ka naam sun ke apni jhagah se girne se bacha
Jise girte huwe meri maa ne dekh liya aur boli
Maa - kyu Virendra prtap singh yani mere pati ka naam sun ke hi kamp gaya jo apni kursi se hi gir gaya
Soach us naam ka kauf aaj bhi tere dil me h jinhone tere is bete ko bhikh me jivandan diye the
Agar us din tu ne bhikh na mangi hoti to aaj ye teri bandro ki fauj na rahti
Aur baat karta h hijdo ki apne girebaan me jankh ke dekh tujhe pta chal jayega
Kiske ghar hizde paida huwe h
Is khandan me hamesa se sher paida hote h jo tujh jaise bhediyo ka shikar karte h
Tabhi Bheema
Bheema - hee tu apni aukat se jyada bol rahi saant rah nahi to
Tabhi Gajendra ne use sant krwa diya aur iske baad Bheema bhi sant ho gaya
Tabhi Birju Bheema se bola
Birju - bhaiya yahi h wo ladka jisne muje mara tha
Gajendra - beta abhi kuch nahi ho sakta ab jo bhi karna use is dangal me hi maut ke ghat utar dena
Aur ham chalte huwe Bhanu pratap ke paas gaye aur meri maa boli
Maa - maaf karna babuji itne din tak ham aap se nahi mile kya karu iske pita ne mujhse vachan le liya tha agar jarurat ho to hi waha jana
Bhanu pratap - koi baat nahi bahu jo bhi baat hogi ab ghar chal ke karenge
Jis kaam ke liye aai ho wo ho jaye
Iske baad maine bhi apna naam likhya aur Bheema bhi apna naam likhya
Iske baad 56 logo ko char group me banta gaya ek group me 14 log the Bheema mere group me nahi tha
Waha aaye pahlwan ek se badh kar ek the
Aur iske baad sab ko bataya gaya ki ek group se do log liye jayenge
Iske baad pahla group ke jitne wale tisre wale se aur 2sre wale 4the se
Iske baad agla round un sab me jo char jeetenge unhe ladna padega iske
Baad do bache huwo me antim aur nirnayak mukabla hoga
Aur jitne wal prtibhagi ko us trisul ko nikalna tha jiske baad sabhi 56 gaon unke bas me rahega
Aur kuch tayari dekh ke sab apne ghar chal diye
Wahi hame dekh ke kuch shaks kafi kush dikh rahe the
Sabhi ke chale jane ke baad dada ji bole
Ab mai sabhi ko rishto ke hisab se likhunga jis rishte me sab aayenge aur ab phir se detail nahi dunga
Dada ji - chalo bahu ghar chalo
Maa - nahi pita ji abhi nahi aa sakti hu
Dadaji - ab koi jid nahi chalegi aur mai kuch nahi sunna chahta chalo ab ghar
Iskebaad maa sant ho gayi kuch nahi boli
Maa - theek h pahle apne ghar chalungi meri beti ghar pe akeli h
Dadaji - kya meri poti bhi h theek h jaldi chalo ab koi bhi dur nahi rahega khushi se
Lekin bahu veera (virendra pratap) nahi dikh raha h
Maa - mai abhi unke bare me kuch nahi bta sakti
Dadaji- chalo pahle ghar chalte h tab baat hogi
Aur hamre Gaun ki taraf sabhi BMW chal padi gaon me gadi enter karte hi sab hame dekhne lage
Aur gadi hamare ghAr aa ke ruki aur gaon wale peeche pecche hamare ghar tak aa gaye
Ye dekhne ke liye ki kaun aaya h
Aur jab dadaji gadi se utresabhi gaon wale sar jukha liye
Iske baad jab maa gadi se utri sabhi hairan ho gaye
Iske baad ham sab ghar ka darwaja khatkhatya to darwaja shruti kholi
Samne anjan logo ke sath hame dekh ke shruti hairan ho gayi
Aur ham andar aa gaye iske baad maa ne Shruti ko bataya ki ye h meri beti
Aur Shruti se beta ye tumhare dadaji badepapa
Aur dono bhaiya h
Jay aur nikhil ki taraf isara kar ke
Pooja to sab ko janti thi to wo bhi sab ke pair chui Shruti ke sath
Aur dadaji bole chalo beta ab koi bhi yaha nahi rahega
Shruti to abhi bhi sock me thi ki ye sab kya ho raha h
Aur sab bahar aa gaye jaha dada ji bahar aa ke bole
Dadaji - mera beta aur bahu isi gaon me hi rah rahe the aur mai kaha kaha nahi dundha
Aur sab gaon wale jab jane ki ham sab Thakur ke khandan ke h sab
Mere naam ka jaykara lagane lage
Iske baad dadaji sab ko chup karaye aur bole kal is pradesh ka sab se bada mela lag raha h
Jo ki 20 warsh ke baad aata h aap sab aana na bhole ye mela hamare GAon ki shan h
Iske baad kuch baate aur kar ke ham sab haweli ki taraf chal diye
Jab haweli me sabhi gadiya enter huwi gadiyo ki aawaj sun ke sab ghar wale bahar aa gye
Kyuki jab kuch special hota h haweli ke sab sadsya bahar aa ke swagat karte the
Jay Bhaiya ne bhabhi se phone pe bta diye the
Aur jab ham sab gadi se utre to sabhi turant hi hamare paas aa gaye
Aur dadi ji to maa ko gale laga ke rone lagi
Dadaji bole are pahle sabhi andar to chalo
Sab andar aa gaye
Tab sabhi ke swalo ka daur suru huwa
Dadi -, bahu kaha chali gayi thi ham sab kitna pstaye the tumhare jane ke baad
Aur ham sab tumhe kaha kaha nahi dundhe
Maa - are maa ji wo sab bhool jaye jo beet gaya
Dadi - are ye to mera sher hi tha mai to pahli baar hi dekh ke laga ki is ka is ghar se koi na koi rishta h
Aur mere mathe ko pakad ke chum li
Aur Shruti ko dekh ke ye meri poti hai kya bahu
Maa haa me gardan hila di
Dadi - are meri pyari beti aur Shruti ko gale laga li
Ham apne pariwar se mil ke hamare aankho me aansu aagaye
Dadi - are mele ladlo rote kyu ho tum sab ko apni goud me nahi khila saki to kya ab mai tumhe apne paas hi rakhungi
Aur ham dono ko gale laga li
Isi trah family drama kafi der tak chala aur sabhi papa ke bare me puche to maa boli abhi samay nahi aaya h batane ka
Aise hi sab khushi khusi dopahar khana sath baith ke kiye
Sabhi ke chehare par khusi jalak rahi rahi thi
Aur khane ke baad dadaji ne maa ko room me bulaya aur bole
Dadaji - bahu sach btana veera wahi gaya tha na jaha jane ke baad koi nahi lauta h
Maa - ha pita ji mai ajay ke samne nahi batana chahti ki uske pita kaha chale gaye
Dadaji - chalo koi baat nahi bahu jo ho gaya ho gaya
Mai use kai bar bola tha waha kabhi na jana lekin wo apni wali kr hi diya
Theek h jao lekin is baat ka jikra kisi se na karna ab
Aur maa chali aai aur ham tino ko meri sabhi bahne aur bhai bhabhi ek kamare me laye
Aur un sab ke sawalo ka saur sur huwa
Nikhil - mujhe us din dekh ke hi laga tha ki ye meri chaachi h lekin mujhe yaad nhi aaya ki kaha dekha hu
Komal - are ha bhaiya wo chacha aur chachi ki photo h na usme dekhe honge
Bhabhi - mujhe to ek aur nanad mil gayi Shruti ke gaal ko keench ke
Gaal keenchne par Shruti sharma ke mere god me apan sar chupa li
Bhabhi - are dekho meri ladao to sharma gayi
Aur dewar ji aap to hamare sage dewar nikle
Mai - aap bhi to hamari bhabhi hi nikli
Meri baad pe sabhi has diye
Nitu -, waise hamara bhai to hero nikla ab to hamare paas itna sundar aur balwan bhai mil gaya
Aise hi ham sab din bhar masti kye
Aur sham ho gayi jaha sab baithe baate kar rahe the
Us baithak ke khatam hone ke baad
Gajendra aur uske beto to puri trah bhannye huwe the
Ghar aa ke gusse me gajendra ne apna ang vastra (jo kandhe pe rakha jata h lambe gamche ki trah ) use utar ke penkh diya
Gajendra - sala ab ye virendra ka pilla kaha se aa gaya beech me
Aur ab tak ye isi gaon me rahta tha kisi ko bhanak hi nahi lagi
Bheema - dada ji aap paresan kyu hote h us chuhe ko aise maut doonga ki uski aane wali saat peediya Bheema ka naam sun ke hi kisi ladke ko jnm na dengi
Us thakur khandan ki aisi durgati hogi puri duniya dekhegi
Har jagah aa ke wo apni tang ladata h
Is baar naa bachegi taang aur na hi adegi taang
Gajendra - beta apne dusman ko kabhi bhi kamjor nahi samjhna chahiye
Wo kab kaha aur kaise bhari pad jaye is liye hamesa apne vipakshi se stark rahna chaiye
Bheema - dada ji aap kyu chinta karte h is baar aisa dangal hoga jo ki is prtap ghar ke pure itihas me aisa nahi huwa hoga
Puri prtap ghar ki janta is Bheema ka tandav dekhegi
Iske baad ye pura prtap ghar hamara hoga
Birju - ha dada ji aap bas dekhte jaye aage kya hoga
Aise hi sab apne apne bal ke ghamand me chur sabko apna gulam banane ka sapna saja rahe the dekhte h inka sapna kitna sach hota h
Dushri taraf
Waha se nikalne ke baad meri maa ke gharwale
Yani ki mere mama ke ghar sabhi pahuchne ke baad sabhi aaj bahut khush dikhi de rahe the
Tabhi badi mami yani ki laxmi
B mami - kya baat h ji aap sab bahut hi khus dikhai de rahe h bade mama-*sher singh se
B mama - kya batau mai tumhe vishal ki maa aaj itne salo baad mai apni eklauti bahan ko dekha
Usko dehne ke liye meri aankhe taras gayi thi
Aur mere ek bhanja bhi h jo kafi bada ho gaya h
Ye baat kahte huwe bade mama udas ho gaye
B mami - aap achanak udas kyu ho gaye
B mama - abhi mai apne bhanje se mil bhi nahi paaya aur wo is dangal me ladne ja raha h
Aur uski umr bhi 19 ke aas paas hi hogi
Aur maine suna h wo Bheema us pahadi wale jangal me jate huwe kai log dekhe h use
jaha koi aghori rahta h agar waha koi bhi chala gaya to jivit nahi lautth h
Lekin gaon walo ko manna h ki Bheema us aghori ko guru manta h
Jiske kali takte ho uske samne bhala koi kaise tikega
B mama - aap itna kyu soachte h bhagvan kabhi bhi burai ki vijay nahi hone denge
Aur aise hi mujhe lekar mere mama ke ghar kafi charcha huwi
Achanak hamari asliyat samne aane se pure gaon me khalbali machi thi
Aise hi ye din beet gaya sabhi dangal mele ki tayari me lage the
Agli subha ham sabhi uth ke daily ka routine work kiye
Iske baad sabhi nashta wagairah karne ke baad dadaji bole
Kaun kaun chalega dangal dekhne ke liye
Aur kaun mele me ghumega
Sabhi bole nahi ham dangal dekhenge pahle
Kyuki mela to 15 dino tak rahega
Aur sabhi tayar hone chal diye meri bahne to sabse jayada excited thi dangal
Ke liye
Wo to esliye khush thi ki wo live kushti dekhne ko milegi unhe
Unhe kya pta waha us dangal me kya kya dekhne ko mile ga
Aur sabhi tayar ho ke bahar aaye aur sabhi gadi me baith gaye
Mujhe le ke to sabhi bahne ek gadi me baith gayi aur sath me nikhil is baar gaadi drive kar raha tha tho ham sabhi bhai bahne ek hi gadi me adjust ho liye
Aur ek gadi me maa dono bua dadi badi maa aur bhabhi
Aur ek gadi me dadaji bade papa jay bhaiya
Aur ham sab nikal diye us mandir ke pranghar ki taraf
Kuch der baad jab ham waha pahuche to
Ham sab dekhe waha bane maidan ke charo taraf kafi achhi tarah sajaya gaya tha
Waha pura baithne ka sthan pura janta se khchakhach bhara huwa tha
Hamare aate hi shor hone laga aur Bhanu pratap ki jay ke naare lagane lage log
Dadaji hath utha ke abhivadan ka uttar diye to janta ka shar kam huwa aur ham sab chalte huwe apne sthan pe ja ke baith gaye
Jo ki maidan ke samne sabse ucha bana huwa tha wo sthan purva vijata ka hota tha
Is liye ham waha ja ke baith gaye
Waha ki surakhsa ke liye police prasasan bhi tainat the
Lekin yaha is dangal ka rula tha ki yaha jo bhi hoga usme sarkar kuch nahi kar sakti
Yaha ki prampara ke anusar hi sab kuch hota h yaha police ek prakar se darsak ke siva kuch nahi thi
Ham sab ke baithne ke baad hamne bagal dekha to waha gajendra pratap ke bete aur pote the
Jo ki hamare itna smman milneke karan andar hi andar jal rahe the
Aur dushri taraf hamare mama ka pariwar tha
Jinhe dekh ke maa ne dur se hi pranaam kiya jise dekh ke sab kafi khush aur isare me hi unhe ashirwad diye
Mujhe to kisi ne kuch btaya nahi tha unke bare me to mai sirf khada raha
Aur kuch der baad announcement huwa ki jo jo prtibhagi is dangal me hissa liye h kripya sabhi is maidan me aa jaye
Announcement hone ke baad sabhi davedar maidan me ek ek karke jane lage
To mai bhi apne khusti ke pisak me ho liya
Yani ki ek half sports cafri me aa gaya jo bhaiya kal hi use sahar se le aaye the
Uske baad mai sabhi ke pair chuwe sabhi ne mere jeet ki kamna kiye
Uske baad maa ne mujhe isare kar ke mama ke pariwar ko dikhayi aur boli wo mere nana mama mami h to mai yahi se hath jod ke namaskar kiya
Un sabhi ne khade ho ke mera abhinandan kiye
Kyuki abhi wakht nahi tha ki ja ke unse hal chal pucha jaye
Aur mai maidan ki taraf chal diya
Mai bhai waha pahuch gaya jaha sabhi pahlwan khade the
Mai bhi un sab ke bagal ja ke khada ho gaya
Uske baad waha shiv bhagwan ki puja huwi aur uske baad sankh naad huwa
Aur sabhi ko bta diya gaya kise kiske sath ladna h
Aur sab apni jhagah wapas chale gaye iske baad jo commentary karne ke liye baitha tha wo bolna start kiya
Commentator - jaisa ki aap sab jaante h aap sab yaha kyu aaye huwe h is desh ka sabse prathisthit aur sabse prachin kala dangal ko dekhne ke liye
Aaj tak aap sabhi ne filmo e ladai aur jhagde dekhe h
Serial me saas aur bahuo ki nok jhok dekhe
Yaha desh ka sabse mahan khel dangal mahotsv ka aanand uthane ke liye sabhi apne apne kamo ko chod kar yaha upasthit huwe h to hazir h
Aap sab ke manoranjan ke liye is khel ka sabse pahle
Is puro gaon me apne bal ke liye vikhyat Bheema jinke samne h sinu jo ki apne danv ke liye janne jate h
Is khe ko suru hone se pahle aap sab ko bta doo ki is dangal rule h agar samne ka prtibhagi apne vipkshi se haar maan gaya to wo jamin par teen baar hath marega
Uske baad use hara huwa mana jayega
To suru karte is hari jhandi ko girne ke baad aur isi ke sath is dangal ka pahla mukabla ke liye apni aanke aur utsah badhane ke liye
Apni taliyon ko bajate rahe dosto aur jandde ke girne ke sath ye mukabla suru hota h
Sinu aur Bheema aamne samne khade the
Bheema - chal aa ja dekhta hu ek mard ki aulad h ya ek hizade ki paidish h
Jisse Bheema ki baat pe Sinu ko gussa aa gaya aur wo pura jor laga ke Bheema ke taraf dauda
Aur uske kamar ko pakadkar jhatke se peeche ki taraf dakhelne ki kosis kiya lekin wo nakam use tas se mas nahi kar saka
Jiske baad Bheema use kisi halke bore ki tarah use utha ke dur penkh diya
Jisse pura maidan Bheema Bheema ke naam se gunj utha
Iske baad Sinu isi trah kai baar pryas kiya lekin wo nakam raha
Bheema - har man le ab kyu apni jaan gawana chahta h ja apne juru ke aanchal me chup ja
Jisse Sinu ko gussa aa gaya aur wo khud ke puri takat se uski chati pe prahar kiya
Bheema do kadam peeche ki taraf ladkhada gaya
Jisse Bheema ko gussa aa gaya aur bola
Bheema - suwar ki aulad ab tu jinda wapas nahi jaye ga is akhade se bahar
Jaise hi dobar wo narne ke liye dauda aur Bheema ke paas pahucha
Bheema use pura hawa me utha ke neeche patak diya jisse ek dardnaak cheek goonji
Aaaahhhhh aaah
Sinu phir se uthne ki kosis karne laga jisse Bheema pura gusse se laal ho gaya
Aur uske baad Bheema ne apne pair se puri takat se sine ke sar pe mara jisse Sinu ka sir jamin me dans gaya
Aur apne pair se uske sir ko dabaye raha jisse Sinu kuch der chat ptata raha aur kuch der baad uska sarir saant ho gaya
Aisa manjar dekh ke to logo ke halak hi sukh gaye pure maidan me snnata cha gaya
Sannate ko commentator ki awaj ne thoda
Cmnttr - jaisa ki aap sab dekh rahe h is baar pratap ghar ke itihas me pahli baar koi bhi prtibhagi apne vpakshi ke hathe se is mukable ko hi nahi apni jindgi hi haar gaya
Is danga ki surwat itni bhayanak huwi h to abhi hame kafi mukable dekhne h to dosto sabhi apne dil ko tham ke baithe rahe
Aur agle mukable ke liye tayar rahe jo ki is gaon ke purv mukhiya is gaon ke malik Shri Bhanu pratap singh ka pota Ajay pratap singh jiske khoon me hi jeet likhi h
Jeetna is khandan ka pesa nahi aadat h aur harana inka sauk nahi hunar h
Aur inke samne pahadi kabile ke pawan jinke paas apne naam ki trah hi pawan jaisa weg h jo apne cheete jaisi tezi ke liye jane jate h
To tayar ho jayiye is dangal ke dusre sbse bade mukable ke liye
Agle mukable ke liye mai maidan me aa gaya
Aur hari jhandi ke girte hi wo pahlwan meri taraf dauda
Aur uski speed normal insan se kafi tez thi
Daudte huwe usne mujhe ek kick mari aur mai sarkta huwa kuch dur chala gaya
Jisse pure maidan me pawan pawan ke naam ka shor hone laga
Phir usne apni puri speed dikhiyi aur is baar wo mujhe utha ke patak diya
Isse pahle ki mai sambhal pata ki ek kick aur mere pet pe padi phir mai dur sarak gaya
Tabhi mere man me kisi ki aawaj aai
Ajay tum itne adhir kyu ho tum in jaise chote pahlwano se har jaoge to tumhare jnm ka kya mltb rah jayega
Tumhe apne prtidwandi ke sabhi moves ko parakhna hoga
Wo kaise kya kar raha h tumhe itni choti badhye nahi rok sakti
Utho aur apne man ko sant karo phir mukabla karo
Is prakar man ko asaant karke kisi bhi youdh ko nahi jita ja sakta chaye ye kusti hi kyu na ho
Hamese hame apne lakshye pe dhyan dena chaihye
Aur meri tantra logo ke shor se tuti jo pawan pawan ke naam se shor macha rahe the
Is baar wo jaise hi mere upar kuda mai antim samay me waha se hat gaya
Ek baar mere naam ki shor mach gaya
Wo pahlwan muskura raha tha aur utha phir wo meri taraf phir se dauda
Is baar usne phir se hawa ke chalang laga di hawa me hi usne mujhe kick marne ke liye is baar pair chalaya
Mai is baar taiyar tha aur jaise hi uska pair mere sar ke paas aaya
Mai turant hi uska pair pakad ke use turant hi pura jor laga ke jamin pe patak diya
Patakne se itni tez aawaj aai
Dhaaaaaaaaddddddd
Pure maidan me shor hona band ho gaya
Waha kisi ko kuch nazar nahi aa raha tha waha sirf mitti hi mitti sabko nazar aa rahi thi
Aur mai us par baras pada tha use ek football ki pairo se maar rha tha jo kabhi is kone us kone ud ke jata meri kick padte hi
Jab dul chati to logo ko dikhayi dene laga tha aur sab phir se shor start kar diye
Aur last me mai uske upar chalang laga diya isse pahle ki
Mera ghusa use uske saat jnmo ki yaad dilye usne jamin par
Apne hath ko tin baar patak diya
Aur mai uske upar se uthar gaya jiske baad use utha ke le jaya gaya kuki meri maar khane baad usme uthne ki himmat nahi bachi
Aur isi trah sabhi leg mukablo mo meri aur Bheema ki vijay hui
Jisme Bheema ne apne prtidwandi ki laas ko us akhade se bahar bijway
Aur mai apne sabhi prtidwandi ko jinda choda thaIsi trah sabhi mukable ke baad mai aur Bheema final me aamne samne the
Cmnttr - to dosto is mukable ke nirnayak mukable ke liye tayar ho jayeye
Kuki har baar ki trah is baar bhi is gaon ke sabhse bade prtidwandi aamne samne h
Is baar phir se har baar ki trah prtap ghar ka itihas usi jagha pe jaha har baar ki trah ye dono khan dan ke beech final mukabla khela gaya h
Jo ki har baar Bhanu pratap ji ke khandan ne har baar is mukable ko jeet ke is gaon pe raaj karne ki virasat apne paas rkhe h
Is baar phir se vahi ithas dohraya jayega ya is baar naya ithihas likha jayega
Kyuki har baar sabhi pahlwan jinda laute the is akade se
Kintu is baar to Bheema ke samne wale ki laas hi bahar nikli h is akhade se
To tayar ho jaye apne naye sasak ko pane ke liye
Aur mai aur Bheema aamne samne khde the aur jhandi ke girne ka intazar kar rahe the
Aur jhandi ke girte hi ham tayr ho gaye the ek dushre ko maat dene ke liye
Is baar pur maidan me saanti phaili huqi thi
Kyuki sabhi ko pta tha ki khandan ki dusmani aaj ki nahi salo se chali aa rahi thi jo ki sab sirf ham par nighah tikaye baithe the
Aur jaise hi mera aur Bheema ke panje aapas me lade pure aasman me kale badal cha gaye
Jo ki din me hi lag raha tha ki andhera ho gaya
Aur hawae kafi tez chalne lagi
Bheema ne mujhe usi trah ek hath ko chuda ke mujhe hawa me utha liya aur mujhe jamin pe phenk diya
Jisse is baar mujhe halki chot lagi is mai sambhal pata usne phir se mujhe patak diya
Aur aise hi usne mujhe kai baar patka uske Patakne ke karan mera haath ka wo Tattoo ab chamak ne laga tha
Is trah se mujhe maar khata dekh sab ko dar lagne laga tha ki is baar is dangal ki GAJENDRA ka pota hi jitega
Aur meri sabhi bahne apas me ek dusre ka hath kas ke pakad li
Aur meri bua aur mamiyo ke aankho me aansu aa gaye the
Sabhi gharwale dil pe pathar rakh ke is antim mukablo ko dekh rahe the sabhi apne man me mere jit ki dua maang rahe the
Aur mai jab khada huwa jaise mujhe laga ki mujhe koi bhi chot nahi lagi h
Is baar Bheema ne kud ke mere sine pe laat mara kintu mai apne jhagah se sirf do kadam peeche gaya tha
Aur is baar hamre panje aapas me lad gaye aur phir start huwa hamaara asli khukhar dangal
Jise dekh ke sabhi ko yakin ho gaya tha ki is akhade se bahar koi ek hi jayega
Aur mai Bheema ko pakad ke ulta ghum gaya aur use pecche se utha ke apne aage patka
Jisse use bahut trz chot lagi sayad wo puri takat se chilya uski chikh itni bhayank thi ki koi bhi dar jay
Aur phir sai mai use utha liya is baar mai use puri takat se apni jangho pe patka jisse uski chikh nikal gayi
Aaahhhh aaaahhahhahhaahh
Mai uski gardan apne pair se daba raha tha
Achanak mujhe mere piche se ek jordaar laat padi mai waha se dur ja ke gira
Uth ke dekha to waha birju khada tha jisne mujhe laat mara
Huwa yu maine jab Bheema ko marna suru kiya to birju ko gussa aa gaya
Aur wo akhade me kud gaya Gajendra use rokta rah gaya
Kintu wo bola ki ab ye yaha se jinda wapas nahi jayega ab ise koi nahi bacha sakta
Ab aate h present me
Aise dekh ke sab gaon wale chillane lage
Nahi nahi ye beimani h ye dangal ab nahi hoga
Cmnttr - ye kya ye is khel ke virudh h ab is khel ke vijeta ajay pratap singh h
Birju - chup karo haramjadio nahi to yaha se koi jinda wapas nahi jayega
Aur ab tum sab bas tamasa dekho kya ho raha h agar kisi ne phir se kuch bhi ek SBD agar apne muh se nikala to wo bhi mara jayega
Mai dekha ki sabhi dare huwe the kyuki ab ye do the jo ki ek prakar se mai jeet hi chuka tha
Mere ghar wale dare sahme huwe the to mai bola
Mai - sant ho jaye sabhi log is jaise hazaro aa jaye mera kuch nahi bigad sakte
Aap sab ab dekhe yaha se ab tino me se ya to mai bahar jinda niklunga ya to ye dono
Birju - tayar ho ja marne ke liye ab tujhe bachane wala koi bhi nahi
Mai - apne hath ko peeche kar ke hath ko peeche kar ke pakad liya
Aur bola aa ja tujh jaise ke liye mujhe hath ki jarurat nahi padegi dekhta hu ki tere khoon me kitna dam
Mujhe hath peeche karta dek ke sabhi sann ho gaye jaha ek gahan sannta cha gaya tha sab bas taktaki lagaye baithe the
Ki aage ab kya hone wala h
Aur birju meri chunauti sunkar meri taraf dauda aur mere karib aa kar mujhe marne ke liye gussa chalaye jo ki mera sar nisana tha
Mai thoda juk ke apne khande se uske sine pe prahar kiya usks balance bigad gaya
Mai turant hi apne sar uske sar me de mara wo samblta isse pahle mere ek jabar dast laat uske pet me pada wo kafi dur ja ke gira
Jise dekh ke sabhi gaon wale mere mujhe protsahan dene lage
Tab tak Bheema bhi sambhal gaya tha
Dono khade ho mujhe aaju baju se gher liye
Aur mai bhi tayar tha tabhi Bheema ne meri taraf dauda jaise hi mere paas aaya mai uske jabdo khud ke apne gutne se mara
Usne jalpna nahi kiya tha is hamle ki aur uske 2 daant sahid ho gaye
Aur tabhi peeche se birju meri taraf dauda mai turan hi kalabazi karte huwe
Uske sar ke upar se uske peeche aa gaya wo gumta ussse pahle hi mai use peeche se hi uski gardan ko pakad ke apne aage patka
Wo wahi chit ho gaya
Tabhi Bheema meri taraf latka aur is baar usne meri kamar pakad ke mujhe girne ki kosis kya
Lekin mai kuch dur tak sarak gaya aur ek pair peeche kar ke ruk gaya
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Aur turant mai use uski kamar se pakad ke pura hawa me utha liya aur puri takat se patka is baar uski ek dardnak cheekh gunji
Aaahhhhb aaaaahhhhhhhhh
Wo phir se khada hota mai pura jor laga ke uske upar kud gaya aur apne gutne ko mod ke uske sine pe mara jisse kaddddak ki aawaj aai sayad uski pasli tut gayi thi
Aur ghuuu ooiuuuu wohhhhh karte huwe uske mukh se khoon aa gaya
Mai use ulta kar ke uske kandho ko apne pair se daba ke uske pair ko apne khandhe par rakh ke kheenchne laga
Mai itne gusse me aa gaya tha ki birju uth ke aa ke peeche se mujhe puri takat se maar raha tha
Mujhe kuch pta hi nahi chal raha tha
Aur mai pure jor se uske pair ko khenchne laga aur Bheema ki bayana dardnaak chikh gunjh ke kafi bhayanak watawarn ko utpan kar rahi thi
Aur uske mukh se khoon ki nadi bah chali aur kuch der baad jab mujhe laga ki uska sarir saant ho gaya
To mai use chod diya aur birju ki garda pakad ke use utha liya aur uska gala dabane laga
Wo puri takat se apne hath pair mar raha tha apni gardan chudane ke liye wo lagatar apne hath se mere hath pe mare ja raha tha
Mai use jamin se upar uski gardan ko pakad ke uthye tha aise hi lagbhag panch min tak wo hath pair marta raha aur dhire dhire kar ke uska sarir saant ho gaya aur mai use chod diya aur wo kisi kate ped ki tarah jamin pe gir gaya
Aur pure maidan me me naam ki jayjTrishul ko bahar nikalte hi jaise sab kuch ruk sa gaya
Log jaha jis trah jis sthiti me the sabhi usi trah ho gaye
Sabhi ek putle ki trah ho gaye samay jaise ruk sa gaya waha sirf mai akela hi hil dul aur sab kuch kar sakta tha
Tabhi ek bahut hi tez safed roshni huwi
Uska ujala itna tez tha ki meri aankhe apne aap band ho gayi aur kuch der baad jab maine
Apni aankhe dhire dhire khola to dekha ki mere samne ek akriti bani huwi thi jo ki safed rosni ke alawa waha kuch nahi tha
Us rosni ka aakar ek hath me trishul sar pe jataye bandhi huwi thi aur jatao pe cndrma ka aakar tha
Mai turant hi jhuk gaya aur bola
Mai - prabhu aap yaha mere saamne mai to aap ke sakshat darasan se hi danya ho gaya
Aab mera ye jivan safal ho gaya jo mujhe devo ke dev mahadev ke darsan prapt ho gaya
Suna h maine aapke darsan maatra se hi manusya ko moksya prapt ho jata h
Is din bakt ka aap ko parbhu koti koti naman h
Shivji - vatsy mai yaha ek karya se tumhare paas aaya hu
Aur tumhe abhi itni jaldi moksya prapt nahi hone wale
Tumhe sristi ke jis karya ke liye chuna gaya h tumhe use pura karna hoga
Mai - kintu prabhu mai kaise sristi ke vikas me madad kar sakta hu
Shiv ji - putra tumhe iski chinta nahi karni h ki kaisa karya karna h tumhe
Samay ke sath tumhe tumhara karmo likhe gaye karyo ko khud hi aisi sthiti banegi ki
Jis karya ke liye tum chune gaye wo tumhe pura karna hoga
Sarvapratham tumhe tumhara pahla padav ke bare me tumhare haveli me milega jo ki ek kitab me h jo tumhari haveli ki tahkhane me kahi rakha gaya h
Jo ki tumhare dada ji ne use ab chupa diya h jo ki wo kitab tumhare purvajo ne hazaro sal pahle likhi h
Tumhe usi kitab se jankari milegi tumhe kaha jana h
Mai - ji parbhu jaisi aap ki ichha mai danya ho gaya jo ki sristi ke vikas karya ke liye mujhe chuna gaya h
To wo karya mai awasy pura karunga mahadev
Shiv ji- aur ek baat tumhe waha jane par jo tumhari saktiya jo ki abhi kuch hi saktiya jagrit huwi h
Waha jane par tumhari koi bhi sakti kaam nahi aayegi
Waha par tumhara sathi sirf tumhari budhimatta aur soach hi rahegi
Tum waha ek aam insan ki trah hi jaoge
Aur tumhe apne man ko sant rakhna hoga aur tumhe apne gusse pe kabu rakhna hoga jisse tumhe saflta me sahyata milegi
Mai - ji prabhi mai iska smaran rakhunga
Shiv ji - aur mai tumhe vardan deta hu is sansar ki manav nirmit koi bhi astra ya sastra aur jal ya agni tumhara kuch nahi bagad sakti h
Mai apne hath jod ke khada tha tabhi unke hath se ek roshni nikli aur mere andar sama gayi
Aur tabhi fir se prakas fail gaya aur maine apni aankhe band kar li
Aur dubara jab apni aankhe khola to sab kuch normal ho gaya tha
Iske baad dekha ki sabhi mere trishul ko nikalne baad mere naam ki jaykar karne lage
Mere ghar wale bahut hi khus the ki maine ye mukabla jeeta hi nahi balki is gadde huwe trishul ko nikal diya
Iske baad cmnttr ne phir se mike me bolna start kiya
Cmntttr - to dosto jaisa ki aap sab ne dekha ki antim aur final mukabla me niyam ke khilaf thakur gajendra ke pote ne
Is dangal me utar kar is akhade ke niyam ko toda jo ki is mukable ko roka ja sakta tha
Lekin apne takat ke ghamand me chur dono ko hi is akhade me sahid hona pada
Aur is baar bhi ap sab ke yani ki pure 56 gaon ke malik honge thakur ajay pratap singh ji
Ajay ji yaha aaye aur aap apne logo ko doo tuk kuch kahe
Mai staje ki taraf chal diya jaha se wo cmntri kar raha tha
Aur mike le ke bola
Mai - mai bhanu pratap singh ka pota aur virendra pratap singh ka beta
Aur is dangal ka vijeta ye ghosit karta hu dobara phir se ye dangal pratiyogita ab dobara nahi hogi
Ab jantantra ka yug h to aap sab aage chal ke sabhi rajyon ki trah aap bhi ab vote dekar hi apna neta chunenge
Is dangal ka kya arth jo ik khusti ka maidan na ho kar ye ik khuni maidan ban jaye
Jaha log khel bhana ko chod kar marne marne par utar jaye aise khel ka kya fayda
Log to yaha ek dusre ki takat ya kaushal dekhne aate h lekin kuch apne swabhiman ke chalte kitne gharo ko uska malik hi chin le
To ab is prampara ko mai is gaon ka malik hone ke karan ap smapt karta hu
Aur iske baad mai waha se utar ke apne parivar ke paas aa gaya
Mere is faisle se pure janta me josh ka lahar daud gaya aur sabhi jasn manane lage
Mere is nirnay ko mere dada ji bhi sahi tahraye mere un sab ke paas aane par dada ji ne mujhe gale laga liye
Aur udhar jis jis gaon ke pahlwan mare gaye the sabhi rote huwe unki laaso ki lekar apne ghar ko laut gaye
Aur Gajendra bhi bheema aur birju ki sarir ko uthwa ke apne apne gadi me rakhwa liya aur jate jate hame bahut hi gusse me ghur raha tha
Aur sath me apne pote ke khone ka dar tha
Ye sab hote hote saam ho gayi to cmnttr ne announce kiya ki ab ye mela ab band hota h kyuki ab raat hone wali h
Aur ab sabhi dukal wale apne sone ki vayastha kar le aur jo sabhi gaon se aaye h wo apne apne ghar chale jaye
Aur kal subha se ye mela start hoga
Aur ham bhi apne ghar ki taraf ravana ho gaye
Idhar ham ghar pahuch gaye aur sabhi gaddi se utre aur haweli ke andar aa gaye
Mujhe ab thodhi thakan si lag rahi thi to mai bola
Mai - mai ja raha hu sone mai thak gaya hu
Dadaji - theek h beta jao
Maa - jao lekin ja ke pahle naha lo phir sona
Iske baad mai andar apne kamare me aa gaya aur bathroom me ghus gaya
Aur garam panni se nahane laga aur nahate huwe soachne laga ki sabhi to aasani se har gaye
Lekin un dono bheema aur birju se ladte time mujhe ajib sa feel ho raha tha
Jaise wo koi sadharan nahi lag rahe the aur unhe harane ke baad mujhe kuch der baad se thakawat ho rahi thi
Sayad itni mehnat ke karan mai ne apne sar ko jhatak aur soacho se bahar nikla aur jaldi jaldi naha ke so gaya
Bahar sab pue din ki charcha me lage huwe the
Aur bhabhi aur maa khana banane chali gayi aur mard wahi apni apni bate suru kar di
Aur meri bahne apne kamre me aa gai jaha priya madhu komal nitu aur kiran thi
Tabhi madhu ne ek camera nikala jo ki wo apne sath le gayi thi jo ki mujhe baad me pta chala
Aur us camera ko apna laptop nikal ke usme connect kar di aur us camera me mai jab lad raha tha to ladte samay ki bahut si photo thi
Aur use apne laptop me copy kar li aur phir sabhi gupsup karne lagi ki kal mele me kya karna h
Aur kuch samay baad mujhe laga ki koi mujhe jaga raha tha maine apni aankhe kholi to shruti aur puja thi
Shruti - chalo bhaiya khana kha lo sabhi bula rahe h aapko
Mai - gudiya time kitna huwa h
Shruti- 9 bj gaye h
Iske baad mai bola chalo dono mai aata hu aur maine apni muh hath dhoya aur neeche aa gaya
Jaha sabhi baithe the
Mai bhi sabhi ko join kar liya
Tabhi dada ji bole
Dada ji - beta tum theek to ho na kahi koi chot to nahi aai na
Mai - nahi dada ji mai theek hu
Madhu - bhai aaj to full entertain huwa ham sab ka hame to live khusti dekhne ko mili
Nikhil - ha bahar se to baith ke tumhe maja aayega hi jo waha lad raha raha tha use hi pta hpga.
Dadi - ha beta ham sab to dare huwe the jab tumhare us bheema se antim mukabla tha wo to jisse bhi lada sabhi ki laas hi bahar nikali
Likin prabhu ki ichha se wo aur apne sath sath apne bhai ko bhi sath le gaya
Chalo achha hi huwa aise log duniya me rahte pta nahi kya kya karte apne takat ke ghamand me
Priya - sach me ham sab to saans rok ke final dekh rahe the mere bhai jaisa to is duniya me bhi nahi hoga
Maa - hoga kyu nahi akhir khun kiska h
Dada ji - ha bahu wakai me tum to ise ek sanche me dhal di ho agar koi bhi isse takrayega to chur chur ho jayega
Aur aise hi ham sab ki bate chalti rahi aur hamara khana ho gaya
Aur sabhi chal diye apne apne room me sone
Maa mere sath mere room me aai aur boli
Maa - beta tum apne kapade badal lo aur sirf cafri pahan lo mai abhi aai
Aur iske baad maa chali gayi aur mai bhi apne kapade badal liya
Aur 5 min me room me aai maine dekha ki maa ke hath me pyale me tel tha
Aur maa mejhe letne ko boli a
Aur iske baad mai lait gaya
Phir maa ne meri malish karne lagi
Kyuki beta kitna bhi bole ki mai theek hu maa to maa hi hotui h wo kaise maan jaye uska beta pure din ladta raha aur thaka na ho
Mai maa ke hatho ki malish se mujhe bahut hi sukun mil raha tha aur mai unke hatho ke jadu me khoya khoya kab so gaya mujhe pta hi nahi chala
Dadi - nahi beta lekin paiso walo ke dusman roj bante rahte hai
Mai theek hai aur kuch der me shqbhi bahne aa gayi aur dadaji ne mujhe kuch paise diye
Kuch kya pura bandal hi de diye aur ham sab chal diye jaha mai kajal ko bhi uske ghar se pickup kar liya
Update 23
Hamari mandli nikal padi thi mele me udham machane
Aur sab ladkiyan to gaddi me bol bol ke kan kha gyi
Ganimat yhi thi ki sirf 10 min ka rasta tha nhi to pucho mat unki bak bak sun ke mai paresan ho gya yrr
Hamari gadi ko dekh ke sab side ho gye aur apne apne hath jod liye ab itna to karna hi tha unko
Mai bhi sabko apne hath dikha kar unka abhivadan swikar karte huwe ham sab mandir me pahuch gye
Hamne sabse pahle vaha ja kar shiv ji ki puja kiye aur uske baad mai bola
Mai - ab batao sabko kaha kaha ghumna hai sabse pahle kqha se starat kiya jaye
Priya di - kyu na ham sab pahle bada jhule se start karte h hai na komal
Komal - ha didi aap shi bol rhi hi ham sab sabse pahle bada jhula jhulte hai
Nitu - ha didi mja aa jayega bahut din ho gye h jhula jhule huwe
Mai - lekin mai nhi jhulunga jhule pe mujhe dar lagta hai
Nikhil - kya yrr tu bhi dangal jeet liya aur bol raha hai tujhe dar lagta hai kaisa majak karta h bhai
Mai baar baar mna karta rha lekin shabhi jabardasti mujhe bhi bitha liye jhule pe meri to puri phati padi thi jab jhula upar jane laga
Aur jab neeche ki taraf aaya to meri gqand hi phat gyi bhai kya batau phli baar baitha tha lekin dhire dhire baad me mai bhi mja liya jhule ka
Aise hi ham sab ne mele me shabhi jhule jhule sarkas dekhe aur aur beech beech me hamne chat aur samose bhi khaye
Aur last me hamne jalebi kharidi aur ghar ke liye bhi le liye the aur ham sab ghar pe nikal diye
Kyuki kal hamare ghar party bhi rakhi gyi thi hamare yaha sarpanchi aane ke jasn me
Maine kajal ko uske ghar chod diya aur ham sab haweli aa gye
Dadi - aur bachho mela kaisa laga
Maja to aaya na mele me
Kiran - ha nani hamne bahut mja kiya aur hamne khub chat samose khaye hai na didi
Dadi - haa ha ha acha meri natin ko mja aaya chlo jao sab aaram kar lo kal sham ko party hai na aaj yaad hai ki nhi
Komal - are dadi ham kaise bhulenge itne din baad to apne yaha party rakhi gyi h aur ham bhul jaye aisa ho sakta h ha bataiye bataiye
Dadi - chal chal nautanki ja ab aaram kar
Maine dadi ko jalebi de diya aur mai kitchen me chal diya jaha bhabhi thi
Mai - are bhabhi kya kar rhi hai
Bhabhi - kuch nhi bas sham ke khane ki tayari chal rhi h
Mai - achha , lijiye mai aapka golgappe le aaya suna apko bada pasand hai golgappe khana
Bhabhi - aawww so cute devar ji aur unhone mera gal pakad ke kheench liya
Mai - acha lijiye mai chala aur mai apna gal sahlate huwe nikal liya unhone badi jor se kheencha tha mera gal
Aur mujhe jata dekh ke bhabhi hasne lagi aur mujhe rukne ke liye bol rhi thi
Mai to bhai nikal liya abhi gal hi khichi thi aage pta nhi kya kya keecnh de aisa waisa na samjhna
Dusri taraf
Boss phone pe victor o kuch bol rha tha
Boss - ha aaj mai aa rha hu hotel pe milne unse bta dena
Victor -........
Boss - aur unse bolo apna saman tayr rakhe mai unse mil ke ke batata hu kya karna h
Aur tum ek ghante me xxx pte par mujhse milo
Victor- .......
Aur boss apna coat pahan ke nikal gadi le ke nikal diya hotel unse milne
Boss - aur unse bolo apna saman tayr rakhe mai unse mil ke ke batata hu kya karna h
Aur tum ek ghante me xxx pte par mujhse milo
Victor- .......
Aur boss apna coat pahan ke nikal gadi le ke nikal diya hotel unse milne
Ab dekhna h boss ka abkya plan hai aage ka
Update 24
Idhar hamare ghar
Kuch khas nhi huwa sab kha pee ke so gye next morning ko subah chai naste pe sab mile jaha sab apni apni baato me lage the tabhi komal boli
Komal - dada ji hame sopping pe jana h
Dadi - sopping pe kyu jana abhi jldi hi to gye the na
Komal - are dadi aaj itne dino baad hamare yaha party h to nya to chahiye hi na hai na bahno
Shabhi ek sath ha ha komal shi bol rhi h ham sab ko sopping pe jana h
Dadaji - chle jana sab pahle nasta to kar lo shabhi ya ye bhi nhi karna
Aur shabhi ne nasta kar liya dadaji bole
Dadaji- nikhil tu shabhi ko ja sopping karwa dena
Mai are dadaji sopping pr shabhi chalenge aaj shabhi ko chalna h
Dadaji - are beta tum sab ja ke le lo ham ja ke kya karenge jao tim sab le lo
Mai - mai ne bol diya sab to sab nhi to koi nhi jayega ha bta deta hu
Maa - are beta tum bachho ko shopping krni h jao tim sab kar ke aa jao waise bhi ham bado ko party ki tayari karni h
Mai - chalo tab thik h koi shopping pe nhi ja rha h kisi ko jana h kya
.... Shabhi sant thi sisters party sab ek dusre ka muh dekh rhe the
Aur mai apna nasta finish kar ke uthne laga tabhi dada ji bole
Dadaji - are beta ruk to sab chal rhe h naraz kyu hota hai chalo sab chl rhe h
Mai ,- are dadaji naraz kaha ho rha hu maine bhi to whi bola jo shi j
Iske baad shabhi tyar hone chale gye
Chacha chachi , bhaiya bhabhi , mammi aur dada dadi aur bachhha party
Shabhi do gaddi me nikle aur do gadi me hamare kuch aadmi ho liye
Karib 45 min me ham city pahuch gye aur ham sab ek bahut bade moll ke samne hamari gadi ruki
Jispe bade bade letters me V & M industry likha tha khair ham sab moll ke ander chale gye
Aaj shabhi bahut khus lag rhe the bhabhi to mujhe sabse jyada khus lag rhi thi
Mai bhabhi ke paas gya aur bola
Mai - are bhabhi aap to badi khus lag rhi ho
[color=rgb(0,]Bhabhi bas muskura ke rah gyi
Mai - aur ha bhabhi aur sundar bhi lag rhi ho bhabhi bas sharma ke rh gyi
Uske baad mai unke paas se nikal liya[/color]
Sabhi ladkiyan to pahuchte hi shopping girl ke upar rasan pani le ke chadh gyi
Dusri taraf -
Boss Victor se baat karne ke baad gaddi le ke nikal diya karib 2 ghante drive ke baad vo ek 5 star hotel ke samne pahucha aur usne Victor ko call kiya
Aur wo kuch der baad gadi ke paas aya aur dono sath hotel me chale gye aur dono ek kamre me gye jo dikhne me bahut hi alisan tha
Waha 5 aadmi baithe the jo dikhne me hi nigro lag rhe the boss gya aur un sab se hath milya
Aur un sab ke beech kuch der kisi baat pe charcha chali aur shabhi ne ek sat jam ladaye
Kuch der me vaha kuch 5 ladkiya aaai aur un shabhi ke god me baith gyi aur boss un sab ko enjoy karne ka bol ke nikal gya
Abhi tak aapne padha ki mai apne gaaon ki dangal prtiyogita ki jeet liya aur ab gaon me mela bhi chal rha raha h
Aur wo unka boss Victor se mil ke kuch plan kar rha hai aur wo kya karne wale hai wo hame abhi aage pta chalega
Idhar ham shabhi moll me the ladkiya to apni apni dresses slect karne me jut thi wo to jis section me jati pure section tahlka macha deti seles girls se to pure kapde ultwa dalti
aur maa badi maa bhabhi ye shabhi aaram se se apne apne liye sadi dekh rqhi thi
hamare shabhi aadmi moll me security ki trah shabhi jagah jagah khade nazar rakhe huwe the
Bacha mai mai to pure moll ka muayana kar rha tha kaha kya hai moll 5 manjil ki thi jisme shabhi manjilo pe alag alg ladies gentes and baby ke kapde thae ab ye kya bta rha hu molll ke bare me aap sab to jante hi hai
mai ghumnte ghumte thoda upar shabhi se dur chala ggyaaur idhar mandli ne ek sales girls ki khatir dari kar di chaliye dekhte ha kya huwa
Komal - sales girls se are kapde thoda jaldi jaldi dikao na kya kar rhi ho tab se
Sales girl - mam dikha to rhi hu dekh rhi hu aap sirf shabhi se kapde ultwa rhi ho aap le nhi rhi ho mai dikha to rhi hu na
Komal - jitna karna hai tuzhe utna hi kar yaha khadi ho gui iska mtlb nhi ki tu hi moll ki owner hai sales girl hai sles girl ki trah kaam kar malkin bannne ki kosis na kar nhi to kaam karne ke layak nhi rahegi
Udhar in sab ki jadap shabhi sales girls aur sales boy dekh rhe the but shabhi santi se bs apna kaam kar rhe the
Sales girl - mam aap kuch jyada bol rhi hai achha nhi hoga mai kapde dikha to rhi hu na
Komal - dikhayegi nhi to kaha jayegi abhi maine bola kaha hai ha
tabhi usne kuch aur bola aur hamari Komal tahri hitler dhar diya ek chamat uske gore galo pe
aur macha bawal aur wo sales gurl lagi kisi ko call lagane aur Lag gayi komal ki insult karne tab tak wha shabhi bahne aa gyi
aur shabhi komal ko shant karwane lagi tabhi waha shor sunkar ghar wle bhi aagye aur shbhi puchne lage kya huwa
aur udhar ek young ladka bhagte huwe sales girl ke paas aaya wo pura suit but me tha
Sales girl - air dekhiye isi ladki ne mujhe thapad mara
Komal - ruk tu abji batati hu abhi sirf thapad mari hu abhi tujhe latiyaiungi
Badi maa - are pagal kya bol rhi hai sabke samne aise baat kiya jata hai hai
kOmal - maa aap chup rhiye ye hamse hamari aukat puch rhi thi
tabhi suit but wala aadmi bola
wo - mam dekhiye aap aise kisi se baat nhi kqr sakti
Komal - be tu kaun hota hai mujhse baat karne wla hai (khud ko qpni bahno se chudate huwe boli )
Wo - mai is moll ka manager hu aap shabhi scene na karne nhi to achha nahi hoga
Dadaji - manager hai to kya huwa kya kar sakta hai abhi khade khade teri manager ki post teri chin jayegi
Ab use manager likhunga
Manager - dekhiye aap buzurg aadmi hai aapki izzat karta hu aisa na ho ki aap sak ko security se dakke maar ke nikalwau
tab tak hamari security bhi daudkar un sab ke paas pahuch gyi kyuki ab shor jyada ho raha tha un sab ko kuch gadbad lagi
idhar mai bhi pura moll ghum kar jab sab ke paas aa raha tha to wha bheed dekh kar mai bhi usi taraf chal diya aur man me soachne laga yaha kya basad machi hui hai dekhke hai chal ke
mai jab waha pahucha to dekha dadaji se us aadmi bahas chal rhi thi dadaji use shanti se samjha rahe the lekin wo banda apne aapko baar baar manager ke pad ki hul de rha tha
aur tabhi mai bola
Mai - are yaha kya macha rakha hai sab ne sab shopping kyu nhi kar rhe hai
Badimaa - wo beta kajal ki is sales girl se ladai ho gyi aur ye maneger baar baar batamizi se baat kar rha h
Manager - dekhiye mam aap sab abhi tak meri sahuliyat ki wajah se khade hai
Apni securityy se bahar kar in sab ko
tabhi maine apne aadmiyon ko ishara kiya aur shabhi un security walo ko pakad liye
aur mai us manegar ke paas gya aur use ek jhanatedar thapad mara aur thapadd padte hi wo wahi gir pada
Mai - mai kab se dekh rha hu jab dadaji tujhse bol rhe hai ki galti ho gyi bachi hai tu baar bar manegar ki hul deta hai ha
ruk tum dono ko abhi is moll se bahar phenkwata hu aur maine bade papa ko call kiya aur unhe is moll ke kare me bataya aur unse kuch der baad baat karne ke baad
Mai - tu manegar hai na yaha ki chal ab nikal aur tera suspension letter tere ghar pahuch jayega
wo bechara mera muh dekh raha tha aur maine use dobara danta wo waha se nikal gaya
aur sales girl se aur tum bhi abhi niklo yaha se ab tum bhi yaha se nikal di gyi ho
mai - aap sab ki shopping ho gyi hai ya abhi baki hai
shabhi - ha lagbhag ho gyi hai
aur mai waha se jane laga tabhi wo ladki daud kar mera pair pakad li
mai - are are ye kaya kar rhi ho chodo mera pair aur maine usse jabardasti apne paur chudwaya wo roye ja rhi thi aur
Salesgirl - sir hame naukri se na nikaliye sir ye nakuri hi badi mushkil se mili hai sir
Mai - mai kya karu tum dono hi apni jid par ade huwe the aur maine to kuch bhi nhi kya hai
jo kaam tumhara hai use bina koi virodh kiye karna hai tumhe yaha kapde dikhane ke paise milte hai customer chahe wo kapde le ya na le usse tumhe koi paresahni nhi honi chahiye
jao waise bhi tumhe nhi nikala jayega naukri se aur ha aage se khayal rhe customer se achhi trah aage se pesh aana
aur uske baad shabhi apne apne kapde liye aur hamne payment kiya aue uske baad shbhi ek hotel me khana khaye aur uske baad sab wapas ghar chal diye
jo kaam tumhara hai use bina koi virodh kiye karna hai tumhe yaha kapde dikhane ke paise milte hai customer chahe wo kapde le ya na le usse tumhe koi paresahni nhi honi chahiye
jao waise bhi tumhe nhi nikala jayega naukri se aur ha aage se khayal rhe customer se achhi trah aage se pesh aana
aur uske baad shabhi apne apne kapde liye aur hamne payment kiya aue uske baad shbhi ek hotel me khana khaye aur uske baad sab wapas ghar chal diye
[color=rgb(41,]Ab aage -
Wahi dusri taraf Victor aur wo videshi us hotal se nikal kar kahi chal diye
tabhi Victor ke phone pe call aaya kisi ka aur usne call pick ki
Victor - ha bolo kya khabar hai unki
samne se - ....
Victor - Achha kya ! Khabar pakki hai na agar ye information galat hui to dekh le na tumhare liye achha nhi hoga
uske baad victor us khabri se kuch der baat kiya aur usne call rakh di aur diver se bola
Victor - driver gadi ko city ke xxxy raste par lo turant hame isse achha mauka nhi milega
uske baad unki gadi city ki taraf chal diye aur unme se videshi aadmi apne suitcase se kuch saman nikala
chaliye dekh lete hai usne kya nikala thoda paas jakae dekhte hai
Ohh teri BC ye to siler ka saman dikh rha hai aur wo usse set karne me laga gya
aur victor kisi ko phone kar turant us raste par turant aane ka bol diya
inhe yhi chodte hai aur chalte hai thoda thoda Hero ke Bade papa ki taraf
Wo kisi building hall me baithe the aur unke samne samne ek lambi round table lgi hui thi
waha us table pe bahut se aadmi baithe huwe the aur dekhne me lag rha tha ki waha meeting chal rhi thi
Tabhi Bdepapa ka mobile ring huwa huwa unhone dekha ki kisi unknownno se call aa rha hai isliye unhone cut karke rakh diya
lekin phone dobar bajne laga
Badepapa - excuse me guy's (meeting member se bole aur call ko pick kiye )
hello
Samne se - Hello Sushil prtap suna hai bahut tarakki kar rhe ho aur is baar ke tender bhi tumhe milne wale hai
B.papa - ji aap kaun bol rahe hai
Samne se - are thakur ji mai aap hi ka shubh chintak bol rha hu kya hai na ki meri slahhai aap apna naam tender se wapas le lijiye
B.papa - kaun bol rha hai naam batao apna aur mai apna naam wapas kyu lunga aur tu ho kaun mera samay barbad na karo phone rakho
Aur call cut karne wale the tabhi udhar se kuch bola gya aur bde papa ko pasina aa gya
aur wo turant meeting hal se bahar nikle aur Jay bhaiya ko call karne lage
idhar
ham shabhi hotel se khana kha kar ghar ki taraf chal diye gadi me maa
Maa - are kajal beta itna gussa karna achha nhi hota hai shanti se to baat kar sakti thi aur use marne kiya jarurat thi
Kajal - kya chachi ab mujhe guss aa gya to aa gya ayr maine use dhar diya uske gaal pe kabse chapad chapad kar rhi thi
Didi - are bua pucho mat pta nhi iske andar kitni takat aa gyi thi ye to hm sab se to samhli nhi rhi thi
pta nhi kaha se kaun sa zin iske andar ghus gya tha
Kajal - didi , mujhe chidhao nhi nhi to jan lijiye ha
Kajal ki baat pe shabhi hasne lage tabhi Badi maa boli
BMaa - tu itna bolna kaha se seekhi ha kaise lad rhi thi usse batao aur bechari ka muh ek hi thapaad me pura laal kar diya tune
Mai - kya badi maa aap bhi is phuljadi ke paas itni takat kaha wo to wo kazor rhi hogi jise ek hi thapad me din me tare nzar aa gye
Kajal - dikhau aapko bhi apni takat ha ( aur wo liche se hi seet se meri taraf jhukne lgi kyuki mai drive kar rha tha )
Tabhi Kajal ko peeche se didi aur Maa pakad kar
Didi - he jhansi ki rani gadi me hi yudh karna hai kya chal bauth ja nhi to gadi lad jayegi aur use seet pe keench li
kuki mai ho gadi drive kar raha tha aur kajal maa bhabhi aur Didi beech me shruti mere sath aage aur BMaa aur nitu peeche baithi thi
aise hi ham sab raste bhar hansi mazak karte huwe aage bad rhe thhe shabhi kafi khus lg rhe the
tabhi kuch aisa huwa aur maine achanak break mari jisse shabhi ghabra gye
aise hi ham sab raste bhar hansi mazak karte huwe aage bad rhe thhe shabhi kafi khus lg rhe the
tabhi kuch aisa huwa aur maine achanak break mari jisse shabhi ghabra gye
Ab. Aage
Chalte Gajendra ki haweli ki taraf dekhte h waha kya ho raha h
Gajendra - Birju se beta aur ab kya karna h us Bhanu pratap ka
Birju - Dada ji jab se ham dangal hare h tab sab gaon walo me hamara khauf kam ho gaya h
Hame apni dahsat phir se failani hogi
Birju ka baap - ha beta ab to kuch bada karna hoga nahi to hamri pahchan hi nahi rahegi koi
Gajendra - kalwa ko bulao dekho kaha gaya h raub se apne naukaro se kaha
Birju - dada ji mujhe abhi kahi jana mai kal sham tak aa jaunga
Gajendra - theek h beta jao tum laut ke aao tab dekte h is Bhanu ka kya karna
Birju - theek h dada ji aap chinta na karne ab is bhanu ka naam jald hi kahi kho jayega
Aur wo waha se apni gadi le ke nikal gaya
Idhar
Samne hamari gadiyon ke samne ek ped achanak ed ped gira jisse shabhi apni apni gadi pe break laga diye
B Maa - Kya hue beta achanak gadi kyu rok diye
Mai - samne ek pe d gir gya hai
isiliye gadi rokni padi
maine samne wale gaddi me baithe apne admiyon se jaldi ped hatane ke liye bola
wo shabhi jaldi jaldi ped ko hatane lage aur kuch hi min me waha rasta saaf ho gya
abhi sab gadi me baithe hi the ki kahi se faire huwa aur shabhi saham gye
Mai - shabhi turant gadi leke niko yaha se
aur uske baad shabhi waha se full speed me nikal diye
Mai - shabhi log apne apne sarko seeshe se niche kar lo
Peeche se ab lagatar firing ho rhi thi but kisi trah ham sab waha se nikal liye jisme hamari gadiyon ke back shishe toot gaye the
Shabhi is wakiye se dar gye the achanak huwe is hamle se kisi trah ham dada ji aur Nikhil ne shabhi ko aaram karne ko bole aur samjha kar shant kiye
Komal - dada ji hame ghumne jana tha bhaiya ke sath
Dadi - kqha jayegi ghumne dekh nhi rhi ho bahar ka mahol thik nhi hai kisi ko kuch ho gaya to
aur abhi aaj aa to rhi ho na shahar se tab kya karne jana hai
aur wo jid kqrne lagi jane ka wo na maini mai kisi trah shabhi ko use le jane ke liye convince kiya uske baad khuch khas nhi huwa
Aise hi raat ho gyi aur shabhi ne dinner kiya aur shabhi saone ke liye chal diye
Ham sab apne apne kamare ja ke so gaye mere sath aaj phir se shruti jidd karke so gayi
Kuch khas aaj huwa nahi kyuki sabhi thake huwe the to jaldi so gaye
Agli subha mai utha to dekha shruti abhi bhi bekhabar soyi huwi thi
Aur uska pair mere upar tha aur mujge pakad ke soyi huwi
Jaise mai uski priya wastu hu koi chura lega aisa pakad ke soyi thi
Shruti ko dekh ke mujhe us pe bada pyar aaya aur mai aaram se uske pair ko hata ke use apni takiye ko pakada ke uth gaya
Uske chehre pe ek muskan thi jo use bahut hi cute bana rahi thi mai uske chehre pe hath per ke mai chala gaya ghufa ki taraf
Waha se apna rutine karya kar ke kuch der me wapas aa gaya
Jaha shruti ab uth ke chali gayi thi
Mai haweli ke maidan me apna exercise kiya iske baad fresh ho ke andar aaya to dekha sabhi haal me baithe huwe the
Maa - beta kajal ko ghar chod aana abhi
Mai -theek hai maa
Bhabhi- chalo sabhi log nasta kar lo
Sabhi naste ke liye baith gaye
Sabhi ke liye nashte ke plate lag gayi
Priya - nana ji Ajay se bol dijiye ye city jayega to apne liye ek phone le le taki shabhi ko iski khabar milti rhe nhi to pta nahi chalta kuch ho jay to call bhi kar sakte hai
Baat karni ho to phone bhi nahi rakta h
Mai - mai phone le ke kya karunga
Madhu - dekha nana ji aaj ke jamane me ek 5 sal ka bachha bhi ghar walo se phone magta h
Aur ye bhudhu h ki inhe phone hi nahi chahiye
Dada ji - are beta le le nahi to ye sab mera jaan kha jayengi ek hi baat bol ke
Mai - theek h dada ji le lunga
Priya- ji le lunga nahi aaj city ja rhe jo na mai bhi sarh chalungi aapke sath meri pasand ka phone loge
Maai - abhi man nhi bhara kya kal ja ke ha aaj sham le ghar me party hai aur tum sab hamesha gumne ki baat karte rahte ho kya
Nitu - nahi mai bhi jaungi bhaiya ke sath
Sabhi mai jaungi mai jaungi ki jidd karne lagi to mai bola
Mai - theek h koi nahi jayega mai nikhil ke sath chala jaunga bike se
Meri baat pe sabhi ke chehre utar gaye
Dadaji - dada ji tu bike se nahi gadi se jayega aur tere sath sabhi jayengi
Sabhi ek sath yeee nana ji ne bol diya ham sabhi jayenge
Sabhi chillane lagi
Tabhi
Bua - daant ke chup karo sabhi pahle nashta karo jana tab baad me
Sabhi sir niche kar ke nashta karne lagi
Jisse sabhi un sab ke chehre ko dekh ke hasne lage
Aise hi nashta ho gaya sabka chulbuli baato baato me pta hi nahi chala
Iske baad kajal bhi mere sath ghar chalne ko tayar ho ke aa gayi thi
