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Hum logon ne khana khaya hi tha ki achanak buaji, aunty aur kavita aunty bachhon ko leke kamre me daakhil hui. Ramesh ne jhatpat khana khatam kia aur apne kamre me sone chala gaya. Bahar daaru ka jor chal raha tha. Khana khaane ke baad sab thori thori daaru pine me magan the. Teeno ladies ne ek ek bachha apni apni god me lia hua tha aur idher udhar ki baaten chal rahi thi. Main aur Kammo bhi sone ki taiyaari karne lage. Kitchen me jagah banai aur zameen pe sone ke intezaam karke teeno ladies ka jaane ka intezaar karne lage. Thori der me bachhe so gae aur unhe hame saunp ke teeno bahar chali gai.
Mujhe zoron ki neend aa rahi thi so maine Kammo se kaha ki wo bachhon ko dekhe aur mai sone jaati hoon. Kammo ne anmane dhang se haan kahi aur bachhon ko dekhne lagi.
Ab aage ki kahani Sakhi bhabhi ki zubaani bataani paregi. Kyonki ye hissa maine nahi dekha. Ye unhone mujhe bataya.
Sabhi log apna apna peg lie baithe the. Babuji ke saamne hum teeno bahuen peeti thi ye to sabko pata hai. Par aaj hum teeno ko baaki sabke saamne peeni paregi ye hame nahi pata tha. Babuji, phuphaji aur rakesh uncle baithe pite hue kuchh baaten kar rahe the. Garden ke doosri taraf Raju bhaiya, Sujit bhaiya, Sanjay, Prakash jeeju aur unke cousin Raj baithe the.
Babuji ke group ke kareeb hum teeno devraani jethaani aur Shobha didi baithe the. Hamare beech men halka mazaak chal raha tha. Teeno buzurg ladies kamre me thi bachhon ke saath. Situationn kuchh aisi thi ki meri peeth ke just pichhe phuphaji baithe hue the aur unke opposite babuji aur Rakesh uncle. Hum ladies ki baaten chal rahi thi ki achanak mujhe Rakesh uncle ki baat kaano me padi.
Rakesh Uncle - Rajpal (babuji) tujhe yaad hai aaj se 3 saal pehle jab tu mere ghar aaya tha ? Tujhe Bimla yaad hai ?
Rajpal (Babuji) - Kaun Bimla? wo tere ghar ki naukraani.....? Haan yaad hai....wahi naaa....usi ki baat kar raha hai ?
Rakesh uncle - haan wahi wahi......darasal tune ek din mujhe phone pe kuchh baaten kahi thi .....mujhe laga ki tune apni naukraani pataa rakhi hai aur uski sewa karta hai....he he...to mujhe bhi Bimla yaad aa gai......darasal maine bhi uski kaafi sewa ki.....he he...he ....
Babuji - abe saale wo to main usi din samjh gaya tha jab aaya tha........saali 30 saal ki aurat ....jawaani me apne budhhe maalik ke aas paas ghoomti phiregi to iska matlab to saaf hai na.....he he he ....
Uncle - haan yaar.......sahi pakda tune.....waise ek baat bolun....agar tune thori himmat dikhaai hoti ya phir tu ek raat aur rukta to ....Bimla........uffff....main to kai baar tu bann ke uski sewa karta tha.......samjha raha hai na.....
phuphaji - Arre rakesh ji......itni badi chhinaal thi kya.....abhi bhi hai kya aapke yahan.....bolo to main aa jaun.....sewa kar doonga....
Rakesh Uncle - Arre nahi ab wo waapis chali gai ...par ek aur hai.....kareeb kareeb usi ke jaisi ...par abhi tak sewa ka mauka nahi dia usne.....de degi......jaegi kahan.....par sach me Bimla ka koi jawaab nahi tha.....kaash Rajpal ruk jaata....sach me bhai dono ek sath karte.....maza duguna ho jaata.....
Babuji - Avtaar ji aap to hamaare jeeja ho aur ghar ki sab baaten jaante ho.....ab iss chootiye ko sab baaten to nahi pata....aap hi batao ki agar main us din rukta to aapke yahan Sarla ji se kaise milta aur phir Sanjay aur Sakhi ki shaadi kaise hoti....hain ?? Ye sab baaten main ise un haalat me kaise samjhaata...? aur dekh Rakesh ek baat aur bata doon......jitni naukraaniaan tune rakhi hain use jiada maine rakhi hain......aur teri 10 Bimla bhi meri waalion ka kuchh mukabala nahi kar sakti...samjha....
Rakesh Uncle - Abe saale samjha gaya ki tujhe Sanjay aur Sakhi ka rishta karwaana tha. Aur ye bhi samjha gaya ki ye do naukaraanian tu laaya hai yahan inko tune achhe se ragra hai...... par kahan Kammo aur kahaan Bimla.....wo to jannat thi jannnat......haaaye.....soch ke hi khada ho gaya
Babuji - Abe jaa jaa....tune Kammo aur Munni ko abhi dekha nahi hai bachhu.......wo kya hain ye sirf main jaanta hoon aur ...mera pari..........khair....tu unhe chakhega to sab Bimla shimla bhool jaaega.....
(Babuji aaj pehli baar mere experience se daaru pike behke the aur kuchh galat bole baithe the...main to samjh gai par kya Rakesh uncle samjhe ya nahi ye nahi pata)
Rakesh Uncle - Achhaaa.....to saale Kammo aur Munni ko mere 8 inch ke niche lagwa phir bata doonga ki kaun kitne paani me hai.....aur tune kya kaha pariwaar.....unko pata hai kya saale......tere Munni aur Kammo ka....haraami un sabse to chhupa ke rakha kar ...tere bachhe hain.......
Phuphaji - Arre Rakesh ji.....achha ek min saale saahab ek min...mujhe samjhaane dijie.....rakesh ji aap kitne saal se Rajpal ko jaante hain ? Mere hisaab se kareeb 35 saal se jab se aap log 10 saal ke the. Ab aap log jab se alag hue tab se kitna kuchh badal gaya. Aapne shaadi ki aur inhone nahi...aapne ek sexy aurat ka sukh bhogha legally patni bana ke to inko wo mila hi nahi. Ab jab bachhe chote the tab se inhe ghar ki naukaraanio ke saath kuchh na kuchh karne ka mauka milta raha hai......aur bachhon ko bhi bachpan se aise mauke milte rahe.......aur ek baat...sabhi ladko ki seal inhone hi tudwaai thi.........aur wo bhi naukaraanion ke haathon.............to ab ki koi bhi baat pe aap koi judgement paas mat karo.
Babuji - Dekh Rakesh...chhor in sab baaton ko....ek baat sunn aur ek sharat laga le mere se. Kammo aur Munni dono me se ek le le.....phir apne aap batana ki kaun better hai Bimla se.....aur sunn saale....tere aur Bimla ka pata tere bachhon ko bhi tha par agar bhabhi ko aitraaj nahi tha to unhe bhi nahi hua.
Sakhi ki zubaani continued
Rakesh uncle, Babuji aur Phuphaji ki baaten sunn ke mera dimaag ghoom gaya. Sath hi Meri taangon ke beech khalbali machne lagi. Mera dhayaan ab mere aas paas ki baaton pe nahi tha. Mera poora dhayaan ab mardon ki baaton pe laga hua tha.
Rakesh uncle - Arre Avtar ji aap ye kya keh rahe ho...aapko kaise pata ki mere aur Bimla ke baare me meri biwi aur bachhon ko pata tha...? Ye baat aapko kisne kahi ? Mujhe to hamesha se shak tha ki un logon ko pata hai par sach me kabhi yakeen nahi hua..... ab jab aapne ye baaten kahi hain to ye bhi bata do ki aapko kaise pata ?
Rakesh Uncle poore baukhalaye hue the aur hairaan the...Babuji chup the aur Avtar phuphaji thore se hans die.
Avtar phuphaji - Arre chhoriye ye sab...kin baaton me phans gae...aap to apni choice bataiye....kammo ya Munni ? Kiski sewa karenge ?
Rakesh Uncle - arre nahi nahi pehle ye baat clear kijie phir bataunga....Arre Rajpal tumhi kaho inhe yaar...meri jaan atki padi hai....
Avtar phuphaji - Achha accha batata hoon. Darasal aaj shaam ko sab chai pine baithe the to hamari patnion ke beech me baaten hui thi. To aapki baat chali...aur Kanchan ne bhabhi ji se kaha ki aap abhi bhi iss umar me fit aur smart lagte ho. Uspe bhabhiji ne kaha ki aap sath sath rangeele bhi ho. Bas wahan se baat chali to Kanchan ko pata chala ki aapka aur aapki naukraanion ka kaafi chakkar chalta raha hai. Apki patni aur bachhon ko jab bhi aapke gaon jaake rehna hota tha tab unhe pata rehta tha ki pichhe se aap full aiyaashi karoge. Ye sab baaten Kanchan ne mujhe yahan aane se pehle kahi. Darasal Kanchan ko aapke baare me jitna aaj se pehle pata tha uske mukabale aap aur bhi ziada bad chad ke nikle to shayad ....wo aapse jiada impressed thi......islie usne bhabhiji se ye sab baaten nikalwai.
Avtar phuphaji ki baaten sunn ke Rakesh uncle chup ho gae. Babuji bhi chup baithe the. Mera dhayaan unki taraf laga dekh ke shayad Rakhi bhabhi samjh gai aur unhone mujhe taang pe cheda. Main unki taraf dekha aur muskuraai. Tabhi kamre se Kanchan bua, maa aur Kavita aunty aa gae. Maa aur Kanchan bua ko dekhte hi meri aankhen joron se khul gai.....aur sath hi sath baaki sab ki bhi. Dono ne apni saariaan utaar ke night gown pehen lie the. Maa ne kaale rang ka jheeni si nighty pehni thi aur bua ne ek floral print waala gown. Maa ki nighty silk ki thi aur Bua ka gown unke ghutne se thora niche aake khatam ho gaya tha.
Unko dekh ke Shobha didi ke muh se ek aah nikli aur unhone apne muh pe haath rakh dia. Doosri taraf Shobha didi ke pati Prakash jeeju ne ek halki si seeti maar di. Maa aur Bua ji unki taraf dekh ke muskurai aur Maa ne Prakash jeeju ki taraf thappad ka ishara kia. Ispe unhone muskuraate hue apna gaal ek taraf se dikhaya. Teeno kursian leke hamare beech aa gae aur mera dhyaan Babuji aur unke doston se hat gaya.
Kavita aunty - Arre Kanchan dekh le tere jamai ko....kaise hamari jaisi buddhi auraton pe line maarta hai.....dekha kaise seetian maar raha hai....Shobha tune theek se sambhala nahi hai apne pati ko.
Shobha didi - Arre aunty main kya karun.....ye to shuru se hi aise hain...aapko pata hai hamare beech umar ka gap hai.....so ye us hisaab se hamesha se hi badi auraton ke chakkar me rehte hain. Hamare yahan aur mere sasuraal me aisi koi 40 - 50 saal wali nahi hai jo inke hathon se na chidi ho....sabko baaton se ya haathon se chherte rehte hain.... islie maine bhi shaadi ke baad jaldi hi apna man bana lia tha ki main inhe rokungi nahi aur apne maze loongi.......
Kavita aunty - Aaahe haaye....kya ladki hai tu.....pati ko khule saand ki tarah chhor dia aur khud bhi maje leti hai......Kanchan kya ladki paida ki hai tune.....sharam hi nahi hai ise....
Kanchan - Aree Kavita isme kya hai.....karne de na ......dekh tune bhi to jawani me maje lie honge........tujhe bhi to pati ke alawa aur mard pasand aae honge....ise bhi hain....aur mera damaad to heera hai heera....kabhi bhi kisi ke sath jor jabardasti nahi karta ...jo maan jae bas usi ke sath shararat karta hai.....aur phir sab mard aise hote hain aur sabhi auaraten bhi...bas farak itna hai ki mard keh lete hain ham kehti nahi.
Sarla - Haan ye baat to hai...mard keh lete hain aur kar bhi lete hain....ham kehti nahi aur karti bhi nahi.
Maa ki ye baat sunn ke hum teeno bahuon ki hansi chhoot gai. Shobha didi aur Kavita aunty hame aankhen phaad ke dekhne lagi aur Maa ne muh banaya. Kanchan bua mand mand muskura rahi thi. In sabke beech maine notice kia ki sabhi mard ab dhire dhire baaten kar rahe the aur baar baar chori chhupe ya khul ke hamare group ki taraf dekh reha the.
Itne me Rakesh uncle uth ke hamari taraf aae aur Kavita aunty ke nazdeek khare hue. Hum sab aur sabhi mard unki taraf dekhne lage. Uncle ne pi thi par unhe jiada chadi nahi thi. Haalanki unki aankhen laal thi par kadam sahi se pad rahe the aur baaten bhi saaf saaf keh rahe the. unhone Kavita aunty ko room men chalne ko kaha. Kaha ki kuchh baat karni hai.
Sarla - Aaaye haaye kya baat hai Rakesh ji.....badi jaldi men ho.....itna kya zaroori kaam hai .....Kavita ko itne din baad mauka mila hai aapse door rehne ka....enjoy karne do ise. Haan bahut ziada zaroori hai to main chalun...mujhse baat kar lena......he he..he he...(Maa ko bhi thori si chad gai thi)
Rakesh uncle - Arre Sarla ji aisa kuchh nahi hai......aur haan agar aapko zaroori baat karni hai to main ready hoon....par pehle Kavita se kar loon phir aapka number........(Rakesh uncle thore se serious the par maa ke sath polite rehne ki koshish kar rahe the)
Kavita aunty - Rakesh abhi rehne do na.....(aunty ko shayad laga ki uncle chudai ke mood men hain).....thori der me waise bhi jana hi hai.......he he...tab baaaaat kar lenge.......kyon jaan....? (aunty ne aankh maarte hue uncle ke hath ko pakra)
Rakesh uncle - Nahi abhi baat karni hai....zaroori hai....jaldi aa jao......main room men ja raha hoon.... aur uncle mud ke room ki taraf jaane lage.
Kavita aunty ko pata nahi kya hua par wo thora khij gai. Unhone sabki taraf dekha to maa ne muh banaya. Kavita aunty se raha nahi gaya aur unhone wahin baithe baithe uncle ko awaaz di. Par uncle nahi ruke. Tab aunty ne khij ke kha ki wo nahi aa rahi aur apni daaru ka glass utha ke ek ghoont men khaali kar dia. Aunty ne bhi 3 peg ke kareeb le lie the aur wo ek ghoont me kareeb adha glass pi gai thi. Unhone Minni bhabhi ko ek aur peg ke lie kaha aur jaise hi bhabhi ne peg banaya unhone use bhi ek shot me khaali kar dia.
Hum sab hairaani se unhe dekh rahe the. Phir maine thora mud ke dekha to Rakesh uncle bhi khare hue unhe dekh rahe the. Dono ki harkat se saaf tha ki dono men gusa ubal raha hai.
Rakesh uncle - ye sab kya hai Kavita. Maine kaha tumse baat karni hai...aur tum ye sab nakhre dikha rahi ho.....kya baat hai.
Kavita aunty - Kuchh nahi Rakesh...chhor do mujhe....tum jao aur relax karo....
Rakesh Uncle - Nahi ab batana parega....mainse sirf tumse baat karni thi....sirf itna kaha to kya galti ki...
Kavita aunty - Rakesh galti nahi ki....sirf ye kaha ki abhi baat karni hai....main hamesha tumhari baat sunti aai hoon....jab chahot tum apni marzi se mujhe chalate ho...aur apni marzi karte ho.....bas aaj nahi...
Rakesh uncle - Baat zaroori thi isilie kaha tha...
Kavita aunty - To theek hai jo kehna hai yahi keh do....baat ko ziada mat kheencho......
Rakesh uncle - Nahi yahan nahi keh sakta....akele men...
Kavita aunty - to theek hai phir rehne do....yahi kaho to theek warna aage bhi kehne ki zaroorat nahi.
Rakesh uncle chup ho gae aur sabko dekhne lage. Sabhi serious the. Aunty apne glass se khel rahi thi. Unhe chad gai thi. Rakesh uncle ne sabko dekha aur phir jaise unke sabr ka baandh toot gaya.
Rakesh uncle - Kavita ...kavita ...ek baat batao kya tumhe aur bachhon ko Bimla aur mere baare men pata tha...? Batao mujhe....bahut important hai....ye baat mere lie.....
Kavita aunty ko jaise ek jor ka jhatka laga. Unhe laga tha ki uncle shayad chudai ke mood men hain aur islie ...par yahan to baat kuchh aur hi nikli.
Kavita aunty - whaaaat kya kya ...kya kaha tumne.....tum mujhse ye kya puchh rahe ho...i mean tum puchh rahe ho ki mujhe aur bachhon ko tumhare aur bimla ke baare men pata tha ki nahi......yahi na...bolo.....yess pata tha ....sabko pata tha....sunn lia .....mil gai shaanti.......
Aunty poore guse men thi aur thora chilla rahi thi aur sath hi sath unke aansooo behne lage. Daaru aur guse ka asar tha....sab chupp the koi bhi hil nahi raha tha....jaise koi bomb gira ho.....
Rakesh uncle - pata tha to bataya kyon nahi....puchha kyon nahi....mujhse larai kyon nahi ki......kya itna hi pyaar bacha tha.....hamare beech...kya itna hi bharosa reh gaya tha hamare beech......