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Pari - bhai uthoo naa bhai

Mai-aaaahhhhh ouuuhhhh kaya hai sonne de naa kitna accha sapna hai

Pari- sapana kaisa sapana

Mai- jaa naa preshan mat karr

Maine takiye sai shir dhak liya

Usse usse khich liya

Pari - abb uthoo bhi didi ke waha janna hai

Mai jhaat sai uth gaya -kaya hua time kaya hua woh log gaye toh nahi

Pari- aare etna mat ghabroo abhi 6beje hai

Mai- toh phir jagaya kyu

Pari- aapkoo mere liye time hi nahi hai toh mai hii aa gayi

Maine usska gaal sahalaya -kaya hua meri pari koo

Woh meri god mai late gayi

Pari- bhai app abb mujhsai dhur kyu rahete hoo abb mere pass bhi nahi sotte hoo

Mai - aare aisa khuch nahi hai pagal mai bus busy rahata huu bus

Pari - bhai kyu karte hoo etna kaam ki humare liye time hi nahi hai

Mai-aare bus ghar jaane dee fir sab ek minute kaya bola hum sab kon hai yaha

aur

Pari- aa jaoo naa andar

Tabhi gate khula aur sab andar aa gayi

Maine chadar khich mai raat ko shirt nikal kar soo gaya tha

Pari- kaya hua aap toh ladkiyoo ki tarah saharama rahe hoo

Mai- kaya baat hai tum sab yaha

Pari- asse mat baat karoo waise hi sab dhukhi hai

Mai- aare kya kyu dhukhi hoo

Kirti mere pass aayi - bhai kal jo bhi humare bhaiyoo nai karaya usske liye

sorry

Mai chadar upar karata hua -aare aisa khuch nahi hai wo alag hai tum sab alag

hoo

Ritu - phir aap humsai mile kyu nahi ettnai din sai

Mai- phele jara almari mai sai ek tshirt nikal kar denna phir baat karta huu

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Ritu nai ek white tshirt di

Mai- abb udhar dhekhoo

Kirti - kaya bhai pari ke saamnai asse hi the aur humare saamnae

Mai- accha thik hai maine cahadar hata di aur tshirt phen nai laga

Kasish andar aati hui -tum sab yaha kaya ............woh mujhe dhekhti hui chup

hoo gayii

Maine jaldi sai phena aur

Mai- haa abb bola kaya hua

Ritu - kaya body hai bhai

Mai- dhekha mai essi liye nahi hata raha tha aur tum kaya ghur rahi hoo kaya

kaam hai

Kasish - hhuuuuuuuuu

Mai- kaya kaam hai

Kasish -woh did bula rahi hai enn sabkoo

Mai- jaoo kah doo nahi anangi abhi meeting chal rahi

Kasish waha sai chali gayi

Mai- haa bolo naa kaya baat hai

Kirti - bhai hum bhi chale aapke saath

Mai - puchana kaya hai chaloo naa

Ritu- maine toh phele hii kaha tha bhai mana nahi karenge woh dono chali gayi

Mai- wah bhai kam hua nahi bhul gayi

Pari-appko kaya caahiye mai de deti huu

Mai-mujhe kaya caahiye

Ussnai mere gaalo par ek kiss ki

Pari-yeh sahi kaha naa

Mai - haa ha meri payari pari chal mai tayaar hota huu aur jara jakar dhekh koi

delivery truck aaya kaya

Pari-kaya mangwaya hai

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Mai- jakar dhek lee khud arav ko leti jana saath mai aata huu

Mai usske baad nahane cahala gaya

Woh nicche gayi

Pari - didi arav bhai kaha

Saloni- pata nahi

Janu- woh bhar gaye hai koi aaya hai

Pari doth kar bahar gayi

Arav- shiva waise hai kaya essmai

Shiva- bhai nai khuch car manwayi hai wahi hai

Pari- car bhai nai mangawi

Sandy-aare pari tum

Pari-app mujhe jannte hai

Shiva - yeh naam hum aur chera kaise bhul sakete hai jab bhi milete hai tumhari

hii baate karate hai pari assi hai pari waise hai

Pari- jhuth bol rahe hoo app

Sandy- yeh kabhi jhutt nahi bolata

Arav-abe ess abb khologe yaa nahi

Mai-aare aa gaye tum dono

Woh dono mere pass aaye aur gale mile

Mai-kaise hoo dono

Shiva- acche hai aapki dua sai maa aur bhena bahut yaad karti hai

Mai-auunga kabhi chaloo jara didar toh karu apni jaano ke

Arav- essmai bhi ladkiya hai kaya

Mai-chup bee yeh toh mere hobby hai joh mai kaafi dino sai chhod chuka tha abb

noo more gayab abb toh bus udunga

Unnhone shatter khola

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Pari - wow bhai its really mindblowing fantastic

Mai- yaar kaha tha naa ek red bhi lanna dono nilli

Sandy - sorry bhai red wali kaa raat ki vajagh sai nahi hoo paya

Mai - abb ennhe utaar bhii doo

Shiva - accha hua bhai yeh jada dhur nahi hai highway sai warana dikaat hoo

jaati

Phir dono cars ko nicche utara

Mai andar gaya pari unn sabkoo lekar

Mousa- beta kaafi tume lagega jaane mai chale abbb

Mai- haa didi app tayar nahi hui kaya

Mousi - beta ladki nahi jaati hai waha

Mai-pata hai aap jaoo toh sahi

Payal- are karna kaya chaahata hai

Mai- aapko meri kasam jaaoo abhi koi khuch nahi kahega

Maa- yeh ladana pagal hoo gaya hai

Dad -eeska illaj karana hoga

Kiran- buss karoo aap logo abb woh accha bura soch skata hai aur bhuloo mat woh

kaya hai

Sab ekdum chup hoo gaye

Fir sab khuch tayaar hua aur mai unnhe lekar nikala apni saath

Payal didi meri car mai thi aur picche waali mai bhene aur picche bhi kayi

gaadiya thii jismai dad aur mousa jii the

Mai- haa shiva bhenoo koo lekar mall lekar jaa mai aata huu niapata kar

Payal-dev kaya kar raha hai enntni mahangi cars kyu

Mai- kaha mahangi hai picche wali bus 9carore ki hai

Payal- kaya aur yeh

Mai-sayad 30

Payal-kaya par kyu

Mai- mujhe kaya pata aapki car hai aap janoo

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Payal - meri car

Maine ek file unnhe de di

Usse padkar woh rone lagi

Mane gaadi side mai roki picche bhi sab ruk gaye

Woh bus rooye jaa rahi thi mere samajh mai nahi aaya maine galat kiya yaa sahi

Mousa jii aaye maine sisa niche kiya

Mousa -kaya huaa aarre yeh kyu roo rahi hai

Unnhone file unnhe de dii

Mousa ji roone lage

Mai- mousa ji app file doo aur joo bhi baat hai baad mai kar lenge app jaoo sab

khuch kare aur unnhe mall lekar aa jaye wahi milunga ennka mood thik karana hai

Mousa - thik hai beta jaa

Woh chale gaye

Mai apni bhenoo ki car ke sath nikala mall

Mai-kaya hua aap abb chup bhi hoo jaoo

Payal roote hue - etna sab kyu kar raha hai mere liye

Mai - kyuki app meri didi ho meri payari didi

Payal- tuh sach mai bada hoo gaya hai

Mai-abhi bhaut khuch baaki hai

Payal -abb kaya hai yeh car mere nam par hai aur 100 carore mere account mai

phir aur kaya

Mai- aapke sasural waloo koo jahataka

Payal- kaya matalb

Mai- meri bhen koo saaman bana diya unn sabnai abb dhekhana naa aapsai maafi

mangi toh mera naam bhi dev nahi

Payal- kaya karnai wala hai tuh

Maine ek phone milaya -haa hua kaya kaam

Sandy -ho gaya bhai

Todhi der baad phone aaya didi ko

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Viraj-payal payal

Payal-haa kaya hua etna ghbara kyu rahe hoo

Viraj- payal mere gahr par income tax ki rade hui hai pata nahi kyu sab humari

property ko seal kar rahe hai

Officer - aaye mistre tumnai phone kaise chua mana kiya tha

Payal-kaya hoo raha hai waha

Officer nai phone liya - dhkiyee app jo bhi hoo enke yaha rade padk hai ennke

pass ennki company ke khilaf case darj hua yai ki ennhone property ki

information chupayi taaki tax naa bharana pade abb aap rakahnai kaa kast kare

Maine phone liya -haa hello mishra jii

Mishra- hello kon

Mai- aare mai dd bol raha huu bhul gaye kaya

Mishra-aare dd sahab aap kaya hua aaj etnai dino baad sunni aapki awaj aur sab

thik

Mai-haa sab accha aur aapki ladki kaisi hai

Mishra -aapki dua sai thik hai warana ajj bhi humm usse yahi dudate aur woh

instambul waale usse mar hii dete

Mai-arre jaane doo aacha kaya hau kyu tang kar rahe hoo humare jija koo

Mishra- kaya aapke jija ji hai hume kaya pata subah ek call aayi ki yaha aisa

case hai toh aa gaye hum humara kaam hi yahi hai

Mai- accha abb koi jungayish hai kaya

Mishra - aaree kaisi baat karate hoo aapke log humare log sab chaloo yaha sai

Mai-accha ess baat ko yahi daba dijeyega

Mishra- kis baat koo

Mai-ha ha ha aaccha thik koi baat hui hii nahi

Maine phone kat diya

Payal - yeh kaise baate kar raha hai

Mai- agents toh khula baat karte hai aap nahi samjhogi

Payal- yeh sab kyu kiya tunne

Mai- maine kaya kiya unnhoone tax nahi bhara toh pakade jayenge naa

Payal- yeh joker sunna par dd kaya hai

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Mai- app bua dev hi yaad rakhoo woh dono naam mere pagalpann ki nishani hai

Udhar

Mishara - kaya bhai bata diya karoo naa ki aap log dd ke rishatedaar hoo

Virajdad - kon dd

Mishra- yeh dd ki bhen kaa sasural hai naa

Viraj - dd hai kon

Mishra - azzeb baat karte hoo abhi baat hui naa unnsai

Viraj-woh toh meri wife hai

Mishra- haa toh unnke bhai hai dd abhi baat hui unnsai

Viraj mom -toh kaya ab nahi hogi rade

Mishra- kabhi sunna hai chaat ke nicche kahde hokar barish mai bhig gaye

Viraj dad - nahi toh par

Mishara- arre baba jab dd nai kah diya toh app log bhigane sai bach gaye par

aage nahi saayad par ek baat batoo yeh extra 5carore ka locker kaa ka chakar

hai

Viraj- woh asse hii

Mishra- karoo bhai dubra shuru karoo

Viraj mom-arre nahi woh humari badi bhau ke ghar waloo nai diya hai

Mishra- bole toh dowary haa sahi kaha naa

Viraj- jii

Mishra- sharam karoo khuch dd ke rishtedaar hokar dowary jaise kaam chii chii

aaccha dd ki bhen sai nahi manga naa

Viraj dad - nahi nahi khuch nahi manga hai

Mishra- accha hai warana pata bhi nahi chagega ki dowary lenne gaye aur var ke

doo tukade kara kar aaye

Viraj bhai- aap dara rahe hoo kaya humme

Mishra- dar ke rahoo warana kab gardan ud jaye bhagwan jaane chaloo sab yaha

Mishra apnai aadamiyoo koo lekar niakala waha sai

Mishra- dar ke rahoo warana kab gardan ud jaye bhagwan jaane chaloo sab yaha

Mishra apnai aadamiyoo koo lekar niakala waha sai
 
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Mai didi ko lekar mall aaya aur car park kii

Aur sabke saath andar aaya

Mai- tum sab jakar joh lenna ha le loo mai aur didi kaam nipata kar milenge

Saloni-mai toh chalu saath

Shikha - mai bhii

Mai- kyu kaya karoogi waha

Payal- chalne de naa kaya hua

Mai- jaisa aap kahoo

Shikha- kaya baat etni respect

Mai- ladies first

Saloni- hum kaya ladies nahi hai

Payal- mujhe khuch jalamne ki smell aa rahi hai

Saloni- very funny yeh sab purana hoo gaya hai

Mai - chaloo abb

Fir humm waha aakar beth gaye ek restro mai

Kafi time hoo gaya bethe bethe

1 ghanata ladkiya toh apani baatoo mai busy mai pak gaya

Payal- kaha hai sab aaye nahi

Mai- mujhe kaya pata aapke husband aap dhekhoo

Payal- aare dhekhoo woh log aa gaye

Woh uth kar chali gayi

Mai- yeh kaha gayi.

Saloni- unnke gahr ke sabho bade log hai samajah kar

Mai- ohhh aacha yeh baat

Unnke saath mousa ji bhi the

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Mousa - mileye enn sai yeh hai mera beta dev aur

Viraj -ennki wife

Mai- aeee eee pagala hoo gaye hoo kaya jija ji bhen hai meri

Viraj dad -tujhe sharm naahi aati woh side waali hai unnki wife

Mousa - aare jaoo aap logo esski yaga koi wife nahi hai

Viraj - aacha sorry par aap humme dd ji sai milwaa doo buss

Shikha - yehi toh hai dd

Sab- kaya yehi dd yahi

Mai- kyu aapkoo kaya hua

Viraj das hath jod kar - shukriya beta humari madad karnai ke liye

Mai- meri bhen aap sao judi essi liye kiya bus

Viraj- bus essi liye

Mai- aur kaya bus essi liye warana aap jaise paisoo ke laalachi hai naa mai baat

bhi naa karu

Mousa - dev kaya bol rahe hoo tum

Viraj - bolane dijigaye

Mai- aaplog kaya samajhate hoo ki meri bhen kei liye aapke ladke koo karid rahe

toh galat hoo 10 carore toh malumi si rakam hai mere bhen khudh 170 carore ki

mallik hai

Sab bus asse dhekh rahe the jaise koi anhoni sun lii hoo

Virajmom thuk gale sai niche utarate hue - 170 carore

Mai- haa par usse bhi yeh aaj pata chal hai ki maine usske naam yeh sab kar raha

toh aap yeh naa soche ki meri mousa nai 10 carore kaa jhut bola

Viraj dad - beta humme maff karr doo humm paisoo ke lalachii ho gaye the parr

aaj humarii akkhe jab khuli jab humm nilam hoone waale the tumnai humari ezzat

baccha lii abb humme koii paise nahi caahiye

Mai- aap log acche log hoo yeh sab chodo aur buss khushiyaa dhundhoo kyuki unnka

koi mol nahi haota hai

Vitar bhai- kass mere saath aisa hua hota toh aaj tum mujhsai etna naa chidati

humnai kitna dhuk diya tumjhe mujhe maff kar doo

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Woh apni wife ke haath pakad kar ronnr laga

Viraj bhabhi - uthoo ji aap yaha aisa mat katoo apki ezzat kaya rah jayegi

Viraj bhai - dhekha maa eaa abhi bhi humari ezzat kii padi hai aur humnai ess

tourcher kiya paisoo ke liye.

Usski maa sir niche jhuka kar khadi thii

Viraj - payal kaha hai

Mai- chaliye mai bhi chalata hu tab tak aap logo saman le liyege aur koi paiso

ki chinta mat karana yeh riwaj hai toh pura kar hii lee

Mai viraj koo lekar payal didi ke pass gaya woh roo rahi thi mere jaate hi mere

gaale lag gayi mera naam lete hue

Mai- aare kaya abhi saare asshu nikal dogii abhi shaadi baaki hai meri didi

Viraj - kaha chupa kar rakaha tha abb tak ess bhai koo

Payal- kahi nahi yeh hi chala gaya tha mujhe chhod kar

Mai- ab kahi nahi jaunga jija ji aap yeh mat sochana ki mai paisoo ki dhaak

dhikua raha huu maine ennhi paisoo ke liye ghar tuttata dhekha hai aaj judata

dhekh raha huuu

Viraj- kass tuhare jaise ek bhai mera bhi hota

Mai- rahene doo etna bhi accha nahi huu mai

Payal - chup kar tuh sabsai accha bhai hai mera payara bhai

Maine do chaabhi nikalo aur didi ke haath par de dii

Payal- yeh car ki aur yeh dusari

Mai- aapke naye bugalow ki hai

Esska thanks aap devika koo kahana yeh usski taraf sai

Viraj - aare yeh toh fir roone lagi buss karoo mai essi ronni ladakii sai

sahaadi nahi karunga

Pyala - uhhhhhhh huuuuuuu tum dono mujhe rula kyu rahe hoo

Maine unnke asshu pocche

Mai- kitana namkin hai aapka asshu

Didi meri taraf dhek kar ek payar bhara gussa meri seene parmara

Payal - pagal kahi kaa asshu ka taste karta hai mere ennke saamnai

Mai- aapko koi preshani jija ji

Viraj -nahi bhai bus aur khuch mat karana

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Mai- aare daroo mat mere pass waise hii bhaut hai

Viraj- haaa haaa bhai majak accha karata hai bhaut hai

Payal - hasoo mat yeh kaafi bada khiladi hai

Viraj - par tumnai mere wicket gira di

Woh hasnai lagi

Mai- tumhari khubshurati aur man hai tumhara gahana

Bus hamesha hasati rahoo meri bhena

Kabhi kuch mat sahena caahe gum hoo yaa khushiya bus hume yaad karati rahena

Payal- etna payar karata hai mujhsai

Mai- kaayi saal laga diye aapnai mujsai milenai mai aap nai jaise bhula hi diya

mujhe

Payal- bhai bus anna nahi hoo paya aare tuh roo mat naa

Viraj - be. Brave men

Mai rrote hue - meri bhen koo koi dhukh mat denaa buss yahi kahunga agar jann

cahaiye toh meri lee lenaa

Payal- kahabadarr aage khuch bola toh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya

Mai-arre nahi app toh janti hoo App sab meri kamjori hai aur meri takkat hoo

Viraj -ab chaloo sab bhar hai

Mai - haa chaloo par app dono jaoo aur apana ghar dhekhoo adress save hai car ke

gps mai

Viraj - baad mai chalejayenge

Payal- chaloo naa etnai pyaar sai sab diya hai

Viraj-thik hai chaloo

Mai- jaldi anna sab meri jann kah jayange warana

Woh dono chale gaye mai phir bhar aaya aur sab logo mai busy hoo gaya

Yaha sai milo dur par ek

Jangal tha jaha par kaafi shanti thi bus pani ke bahane ki awwaj aa rahi thi

manno jaise ess sai acchi jagah aapkoo kuch accha sochane le liye naa mile

Chhote chhote janwar edar udhar bhaag doud kar kare the aur pedo sai patiya girr

rahi thi manoo woh bhi assman ko chu kar gamin koo bhi dhekhana caah rahi hoo ki

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akhir humme bhi essi mitti mai

Milana hai khuch bandar pedoo par uchal kud rahe the aur kuch chidiyaa apnai

gosalle ki neev bana rahe the

Par har acchi jagah mai khuch kaharabi bhi hoti hai toh ess jangal mai bhi hai

aur woh hai esska gahna ellaka jaha andara hi rhata hai roshani waha asse

phauchati hai jaise kisi dhulan kaa ghughat hata kar har koi usski ekk jahalk

dhekhana caahata hoo

Par ess kahmosi to todati hue kisi ke kadamo ki awwaj aa rahi thi aur usske

saath hi jaise haawa bhi tezz hoo rahii thii

Woh aage bhad raha tha usski pheli jakal dhekhenai koo milii saayd suraj kii

kirani essi hi dudh rahi thi

Woh aage aya aur ped par tek laga kar kadha hoo gaya aur

Unknown - khaa hoo abhi tak aayi nahi tumm

Ussnai apni jeb sai ek kitab nikal kar aage phek di aur woh kitanb ke khulate hi

ek roshani bhar aayi

Aur usske kam hoti hi waha ek budhi aurat waha kadhi thii jiske haath mai ek

chadi thii

Unknown - khaa thii ab tak

Aurat - yeh tum socho

Unknown - maine kaha tha uska dyaan rakhana

Aurat- maine khosis ki par ussnai usse mar diya

Unknown - par woh toh abhi jindaa hai

Aurat- matlab tummhe meri beti kr jaane ka koi gum nahi

Unknown - tuhari beti kamzor nikali ek mamuli sai insaan Sai haar gayii manna ki

mai apni kaali shaktiyoo

Aurat- woh koi mamuli insaan nahu hai

Unknown- janata hu kon hai par abhi usske pass hai hii kaya ek talwar /ek kavach

jo ab usske pass hai nahi aur ek pagal saa ansh (kdev)khuch dost aur khuch

ladkiya par unn sab mai meri honni waali rani

Aurat- etna asaan nahi unnhe panna woh dono ek dusare sai pa yaar karete hai

Unknown - etnai din sai mai ess nayi duniya ke har ek chiz ko dhekha hai payaar

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aaj kal bus paiso aur naam mai rakha hai apka naam hua log aapke piche

Aurat - par har jagah yahi nahi hota

Unknown - aee bhudiya tuh jab sai usski baate kar rahi kaya mujh sai dar nahi

lagata hai

Aurat- toh hoga kaali shaktiyoo kaa raja par tujhe bus ek jism aur shktiyoo ki

bhookh hai

Unknown - haa woh toh par jab sammani waali etni takat war hoo toh bhook bhi

banati hai uper sai ussnai toh apni takkat bhi usse de di hai

Aurat -woh phir bhi tujhe hara dega

Uss nai uss aurat kaa gala pakada aur uska sir ped mai dekar mara woh ped tut

gaya

Unknown - agar ek baar usski tarif ki toh yahi mar dunga ab woh nahi bachega

ussnao veronica (janu ke sharir wali cuhdail)ko china hai mai usski janu ko chin

lunga tab usse pata chaelega "BLACK BIRD " sai usski chiz chinnenai ka kaya

natiza hota hai

Woh jangal sai bhar niakalata hai aur road par cahlane lagata hai

Woh apnai hath failata hai aur udd jata hai woh hawa sai bhi tezz udd raha tha

tabhi usski nazar usski nazar ek panchiyoo ke jhund par padi ussnai apni kaliya

modi aur ek aag ka gola unnki taraf chod diya

saare panchi jal ke rakh hoo gaye

Blackbird -koi mere sammne nahi tik sakata ha ha ha ha

Woh udata hua ek building ke uper jaa betha

Black bird - tayaar raho dev ke caahane waaloo aur duniya waloo kyuki ab aa raha

huu tumhari duniya par kabaja karnai kon bachaiyega tumhe

Sach hi kaha sayad ussnai yaha woh duniya kaa raja banana caahata hai aur yaha

thik ussi building ke niche humare hero jinke etne saare naam aur kaam hai woh

beth kar enn sab sai anjaan pizza kaa annand le rahe hai

Mai- waha kaya pizza hai didi waise ghar kaisa laga aapkoo

Payal - bhaut accha jaise koi swarg jaisa aanne ka man nahi kar raha tha

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Mai- pari nai joo banaya hai

Viraj- kaya matalab

Mai- arre aisa ghar koi pariyoo ki rani hii bana sakati hai naa

Shikha- uhhh huuuhhuu aare dev jara ice cream toh lana

Mai-waiter sunna naa abb jakar le aaoo waise shoping acchi hui naa

Viraj- sab khuch A-ONE DD ke meharbani sai

Mai- arre us naam ko chhodo woh bus ab logo ko daranai ke liye hai app toh apnai

hoo

Payal- mai soch rahi huu abhi tunne yeh sab kiya toh aage shaadi mai kaya hoga

Mai- bus dhekhati jaoo par kal kisnai dhekha hai

Payal/shikha/saloni- dev

Mai-arre sorry majak tha apana muh toh dhekhoo

Assi hi hasi majak ke saath time kab. Bita pata hi nahi chala shaam ke 7:30 ho

gaye mai didi aur unn dono koo lekar nikal baaki sab phele hi chale gaye the

maine ghar pahuch kar car park ki aur andar jaanne laga ki meri nazar uper

padi

Mai- kon hai waha

Saloni- kaya hua

Mai- khuch nahi mujhe laga waha koi hai

Payal- lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai

Mai- haa sayad chalooo andar

Payal- lagata hai tujhe need aa rahi hai

Mai- haa sayad chalooo andar
 
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Mai andar aaya toh sab nai gher liya kaha the kaya kar rahe the wagera wagera

sabki jali kati sunn kar mai chala sonne toh sammnai saari mandali mera inatzaar

kar rahi thii

Masoom- chaloo andar

Riccha - kyu mere saath jaayene

Sona- nahi mere saath

Mai- buss karoo abhi sab jaag rahe haii marawaoogi kaya aur kaya mere mere laga

rakha hai

Devika - aapka bister upper waale room mai laga diya hai aap jakar soo jaaye tak

gayeo hooge

Mai- khuch shikhoo saath kaise raha raha jata hai

Riccha - woh hai rani humm hai common log humm toh aase hi jite hai

Mai-aur woh kaya hai

Masoom - yahi ki pati aur kushi apni hoo toh accha hai

Mai- aacha yeh soch hai

Maa- kaya kar rahe hoo yaha jaaoo apne apne kamroo mai aur dev upper jaa pari

neha vahi kabsai entazaar kar rahi hai

Mai- jata hu maa

Woh sab bhi muh gira kar andar chali gayi

Mai sidhoo par chad raha tha

Mai- yaar enn ladkiyoo ko samjaha naa munkin hai pata naa kab kaya kahati hai

kaya karati hai koi nahi bata sakata hai

Mai room mai gaya

Woh dono leti hui thii par light band thi mujhe panni pina tha toh table ke pass

gaya aur light on. Kar ke bottle uthayi aur panni pita hua muda

Mai muh sai pani nikal gaya kyuki sammnai tha hii khuch aisa

Neha - kaya hua bhai aur app asse khade hokar kaya dhekh rahe

Mai- shir jahataka -khuch bhi nahi

Pari hasnai lagii

Par pata nahi kyuu meri nazar baar baar thighs par jaa rahi thi jaise dhekha naa

hoo

Mai- yeh kyu phena hai tunne

Pari- aare bhai aaj liya toh garmi bhi thi socha try kar luu dhekhoo kitna khula

khula hai

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Mai- haa khuch jada hi khulaa hai

Neha - kaya bhai

Mai- aare bhar kaa mausam kitna khula hua hai

Par sali meri nazar ko kaya hoo gaya hai hat kyu nahi rahi jurur yeh kdev hi

hai

Pari - chaloo aa jaoo abb soo jaoo

Mai- aata huu pani gir gaya hai bhar ke laata huu

Pari - jaldi aana

Maine nicche gaya aur panii bhar kaaar upper aane laga ki mujhe khuch sunnayi

diya jaise koi window khuli band huii hoo

Mai uss room ki taraf gaya aur gate halaka saa khula tha maine haath lagaya aaud

gate kholate hii meri fati yaa nahi yeh nahi pata par gussa bhaut aya

Par bhenchod yeh hai kaya

Saamne ek azib saa adami taha jis ke par lage hue the aur woh bed par betha meri

janu koo ghur raha tha

Maine dheere sai gate band kiya

Mai- aur chutiye esse kaya ghur raha hai be nikal yaha sai agar marana nahi hai

toh

Usnnai mujje dhekha aur muskuraya

Mai- aabe oye dhekh haat ja waha saai nahii toh oyee teri maa woh gulab kaa fool

hata waha sai

Par woh saala bus mukura raha tha

Mai aage badha aur usse dhaka dene gaya par saala mera haath usske aar par hoo

gaya aur mai sambhal nahi paya apnai aapko mera face side jakar janu ki hips sai

takara

Janu - aaaaahhh maa kon hai dur hatoo mujhsai ussnai bina dheke ek japad mujhe

jad diyaa

Mai- aare maara kyu mai

Janu- nai side wala lamp ka button daabate hue sorry mujjehe laga ussnai picche

dhekha aaaaaahhhhoooooo tumhare picche yeh kaya hai

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Black bird - darling mera naam Black bird

Mai- abb bhaut hoo gaya saale mai bina baat koo kisi koo nahi marta par tuh had

kar raha hai

Maine apni talwar nikal lii aur haath mai ek electric ball bana lii

Black bird- aabe ruk jaa jab tuh mujhe chu bhi nahi paya toh yeh mujhe kaise mar

degii chal hata essi warana tera hi ghar tutega

Maine apna haath niche kiya aur taalwar gayab hoo gayi

Mai- tuh hai kon aur yaha kyu aaya hai

Black bird- mai aaya huu esse lenne kyuki tunne meri veronica koo mara

Janu -kon veronica

Black bird- wahi joh tere sharir mai rahati thi

Mai- woh chudail

Black bird- joh bhi samajh lee par ab yeh meri hai

Mai- tere baap kaa maal hai kaya

Black bird- chii chii kitana ganada bolata hai abbe woh teri hoone waali biwi

hai aur usse mere baap ka maal bola kitna ghatiyaa hai tuh

Janu- yeh mujhe maal bole yaa darling tummhe kaya

Black bird- aare mai toh bhul gaya yeh toh naya jamana hai yaha bolnai kaa style

change karana hoga haa toh darling long drive par chale

Maine ek gussa mara woh usske aar par hoo gaya

Janu - yeh kaya hai esse lag kyu nahi raha hai

Black bird- dhekh mai araam sai baat karnai aaha huu tunne meri waali ko mara

mai toh bus teri waali koo lenne aaya huu woh zinda rahegi soch mera dil kitana

bada hai

Mai- janu tum jara bhar jaao

Janu - nahi mai nahi jaungii

Black bird - accha thik humm dono hii baat kar lete hai

Janu - bolo kaya baat hai

Mai- janu kaya hua hai tumhe ek banda bina baat ke yaaha aa gaya aur tum usski

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baat sunn rahk hoo

Black bird- abe mai koi aira gira nahi huu raja huu mai "kaalshinga" kaa

Mai- raja hii yaa baja yaha sai abhi chala jaa warana

Black bird- dhek abb aram sai baat bahut hoo gayi esse toh mai lekar hi jauga

Janu- halwa hai kaya joh le jaega

Maine usse ek aur gussa mara par sala aar paar hoo gaya

Mai man mai- yeh aatama jaisa hai khuch energy type kaa haath mai nahi aa raha

hai kdev sayad lad payega ess sai abhi

Mai- k (kdev ko maine bola )kaha hai jaldi aa

Black bird - koi mera khuch nahi bijad sakata mai amar hu

Mai -koi amar nahi hota samajha

Maine khuch socha aur pass kaa pani utha kar usske taraf pheka hi tha ki woh

khidaki sai khud gaya aur jaate jaate

Black bird- samabhal kar rakhana lene aayunga aur uss wkaht yaa tuh marega yaa

royegaa

Mai- woh tab dhekh lenge nikal yaha sai

Janu- tum asse baat kar rahe hoo jase tumhara dost hoo

Mai- toh kaya jau aur mar doo

Janu-yaha aakar bethoo pareshan mat hoo

Mai jakar usske pass betha

Mai- janu abb tum akele kahi mat jana samjhi mujhe pata hai tum khud koo bacha

sakati hoo par mujhe lagata hai yaha asse aanna usski chal thi warana woh khud

aata apni ruh kaa hisa nahi bejata

Janu- tumnai panni kyu feka

Mai- agar koi kaali ruh anpne sharir dai jada dhur hoo toh agar uss par panni

pad jaaye toh woh sudh matalab kahatam hoo jaati hai

Janu ne woh gulab kaa phool mujhe diya

Mai- yeg tum laayi hoo kaya

Janu- haa tumhare liya tha par pata nahi kaise need aa gayi

Mai- aare mera toh gulab tum hii hoo jab hasti hoo toh tuhare hoth ekdum gulabi

lagate hai

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Janu- bus hasate hue

Maine kaan sai baal haatye - nahi hamesha par please abb akele mat jana

Janu- etna kyu dar rahe hoo

Mai- kyuki mai abhi yeh nahu janata ki yeh kon hai aur kaya hai

Janu- koi baat nahi soo jau nahu jaungi agar tum mere saath rahe toh

Mai- accha chalata huu warana woh mera dimag khaa jayegi

Janu- aab usse samjha kyu nahi dete ki abb woh badi hoo chuki hai aakhir kab tak

aapke saath soti rahegii usski shaadi bhi toh hogi tab kaya karegii

Nock Nock

Janu- kon hai

Pari- sorry bhaiya hai kaya yaha

Janu- nahi yaha kyu honge

Pari- sorry pata nahi kaha chale gaye mai nicche dhekh kar aati uuu

Mai dheere sai -accha mai chalata huu

Janu- thik hai jaoo aur yeh window

Mai- kah denaa mujhsai tut gayi

Mai dhirre sai gat khola aur dheere upper jaane laga last shhidi bachi thi ki

meri saamnai aa gayi chandi devi

Pari- accha toh unnhonai jhut bola ruko abhi

Woh nicche jaane wali thi ki maine usse picche sai pakad kar utha liya aur room

mai lakar gate band kar diya

Pari- bhai khodo dhuk raha hai

Mai- bhaut saitaan hoo gayi hai chal soo jaa abb maine usse bed par lityaa aur

mai bhi let gaya

Neha - bhai etnai der kaha the

Pari- jab gf mil jaye toh sab badal jaate hai yeh bhi badal gaye

Neha - toh kaya hua gf ke pass hi toh the kaya huaa tujhe jada jalan hoo rahi

hai toh ennki gf ban jaa

Mai- neha soch kar bola kar

Pari- sahi bola ussnai mai aapki gf hi huu chhoti si acchi si

Mai- gf matalb girl friend hota hai pagal

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Pari- toh mai girl toh hu hii aur aapki friend bhi toh hui naa girl friend

Mai- nahi

Pari -thik hai jaoo mai aapsai baat nahi karati. Woh muh fula kar ghum gayi aur

roone lagi

Mai(man mai)- kaya musibat hai

Mai- accha aa jaa meri gf aa jaa

Pari- nahi aap soo jaoo

Mai-phir kiss bhi nahi lenii

Woh etni tezi sai mudi aur mer hotho par kiss kar dii

Mai- pagal yaha nahi gaal par bola tha

Pari- mere bhai mere bf aapkoo kaya app so jaaiye kitnai baar bulawooge

Mai- huuuuu

Aur thakawat ki wajah sa pata nahi kab soo gaya

Subah utha toh waha koi nahi tha maine time dhekha 7bej gaye the

Mai beth gaya

Mai- badi acchi need aayi aaj kassh roj assi need aaye

Are mai toh bhul gaya yeh sala k dev kaha gaya

Mai- k oye k kaha hai

Koi awwaj nahi lagata hai sala naraj hokar chala gaya khai maine apni mind sai

sai dudana caha ki mujhe ek aww aayi bus

Ladki- come baby yes yes

Mai- k oye k kaha hai*

Koi awwaj nahi lagata hai sala naraj hokar chala gaya khai maine apni mind sai

sai dudana caha ki mujhe ek aww aayi bus*

Ladki- come baby yes yes*
 
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Mera dimag ghum gaya kaha hai yeh main bina kuch soche samjhe waha jaanae laga

aur gayab ho gaya (teliport) aur sidha waha pabucha jaha kdev tha

Mai kdev sai todi dur pahaucha tha

Maine dhekha kdev niche pada hai aur ek ladki

Ladki- come baby yes yes come on standup and kill them

Kdev kahada hua

Waha ka haal khuch aisa tha

Mai aage bhadha kdev ke khande par haath rakaha ussnai mere tarf dhekha aur mere

andar aa gaya

Usske andar aate hii mujhe sab yaad aane joo kdev ke saath hua ki usske mere

andar sai jaane ke baad kaya hua

Flash back 1day ago

Kal mall sai ghar aate whakt

Kdev bina kuch soche samjhe mere andar sai nikala jata hai mai apni soch mai

koya hua tha mera dyan ess par gaa hi nahi

Kdev bahar kahada tha ek pathar ke pass

Kdev-yaar saala pure din pakka diya essnai bhen jija ke chakaar mai jara ghum ke

aata huu

Kdev waha sai chal pada masti mai

Tabhi jangal sai awwaj aati hai

Ladaki -Bacchoo koi bachaoo

Kdev-chhod yaar hum toh chalate hai masti karnai yeh sab usska hai aur agar mai

baatanae gaya toh phir nahi nahi mai chalata huu

Woh aage bhdanai laga

Ladki- ahhhhhhhhh koii baccha looo mujhe mai mar jaungii

Kdev apne kaan par haath rakh kar aage bhadanai lagata hai

Kdev- uss kai sahrir mai rah rak mujbe mai acchayi kaha sai aa rahii

Ladki- aaaaaahhhhh maaaaaaaaaaa mar gayiiii

Kdev jhatake sai mudata hai aur andar jangal mai ghus jata hai

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Woh sidha awwaj ki taraf gaya toh dhekha ki vaha ek ladki bandhi hui hai aur

khuch log usse maar rahe hai

Kdev- abe oye kaya pagala hoo gaye hoo saalo ussko kyu mar rahe hoo

Ladki- mujhe bacha loo

Adami - yeh insaan kaya bachayenge tujhe ab koi nahi bacha sakata hai

Kdev - abe kisnai kaha mai ennsaan hu

Adami- saniko mar daloo esse

25sainik aage bhade kdev nai ek ped ukada aur uda diya jaise ek saath 25 six

mara hoo

Adami- kon hai tuh aur esse kyu bachana cahata hai kay lagata hai tuh esska

Kdev- kahsam hu esska tujhe kaya chhod ess

Adami- accha tabhi yeh prthivi lok par laayi humme kyu re harmakor tujhe apne

"HAMSA " mai koi nahi mila kaya

Kdev nai talwar nikali

Uss adami nai ek hole banaya aur ladki ko lekar ussmai khud gaya par uss hole ke

band honne sai phle kdev bhi uss mai ghus gaya

Aur jab pahucha toh ussnai uss adami ko pakada aur uss ke tukade kar diye

Par phir bhi usske shir mai jaan bacchi thi pata nahi kaise

Adamika shir - tuh jald hi humari senna mar degii phir esski saari shaktiyaa

humari hoo jayengi aur mai jinda hoo janungaa ha ha ah

Kdev nai pair sai uska shir fod diya

Kdev aage bhadaha aur usse khola

Ladki- shukriya aapka mujhe bachanr ke liye app ek nek dil insaan lagate hai

Kdev- bus nek hi toh nahi bana jata mujhsai uthoo abb

Unnai kdev par haath rakha toh kdev ka shir ka rang badal gaya

Kdev-yeh kaya hai

Ladki-aare yeh matalb app kisi ki ansh hoo

Kdev-tumnai kaise janna

Ladki- ji hum

(गडः)Garuḍ aḥ jaati mai yeh kahasit hoti hai ki agar kisi bhi purn

(completev)insaan ko che toh woh thik rahata hai par adhure ka rang badal jaata

hai

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Kdev-accha tum abb thik hoo mai chalata huu

Ladaki- kaya app mujhe khuch din apne saath nahi rakh sakete abb ess ke marnae

ke baad sab mujjhe sach mai hi mar denge

Kdev(man mai)-mai masti karnai nikala aur yeh musibat

Ladki- mai haath jodati huuu

Kdev-yaar heh sab natak mujhe pasand nahi par jiska mai ansh huu usse bhaut

pasand hai mai usse bula lata huu

Ladaki -app yaha sai nahi jaa sakete hoo kyuki jab koi jaduye hol sai aata hai

aur agar woh mara jaye toh wapas nahi jaa sakata. Pure ek din tak

Kdev - asse kaise

Woh gayab honne ki khosis karata hai

Par sab bekar

Kdev ko gusaa anne lagata hai

-teri vajagh sai mai yaha fas gaya

Ladki- ahhh baal mat khichye mere dard hota hai

Kdev- accha aur yaha joh mera beda gark hoo gaya kdev nai usse dhka de diya

Ladki- aahhhh

Uska sir kisi sai takarya aur oh behosh hoo gayi

Kdev-haat teri maa ki Kaya socha thaa kaya hoo raha hai abe yeh toh bheshosh hoo

gayi saala bol raha tha esski shaktiyoo sach mai ajj ke log kaafi intelligent

hai

Kdev nai usse uthaya aur pass mai ek nadi ki pass ghass par lita diya

Kdev-ab kaya karu esse nahala deta huu kapda bhaut gande hoo gaye hai esske aani

mai jaate uth jaayi par saape kapde kaha sai launga offff mai kitna chutiyaa ho

gaya ahuu abb esske kapdai kaise uthar sakata huu

Kdev nai apni shirt utari aur aur bhiga kar laya aur usska shir aur shair saaf

karnai laga

Kdev- kaya din aa gaye abb ladkiyoo ko saaf karana pad raha hai esslie mai accha

nahi banana caahata huu

Saaf kar ke woh beth gaya ki uski nazar usske hotho par gayi

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Kdev- yaar kitne mast hooth hai ek baar chus leta huu kisio kaya pata chelgaa

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Woh utha aur uske upar jakar usske hotho ko chusane laga

jab man bhar gaya toh aakar beth gaya

Kdev- yaar kyu naa ek baar esski naval bhi dhekh luu kitnai payaari hai yeh

Woh utha aur usske kapde utha kar usski kamr koo chunne laga

Kdev-kitana soft hai yaar

Ussnai apna shir nicche kiyaa aur* usski naabhi par jeeb pirane laga Aur phir

picche hat gaya

Kdev- yaar accha hua woh saala nahi hai warana kahata khol ke marr le dhekh kaha

raha hai par yaar

Woh utha aur usske pass beth gaya

Kdev- aee ladkii shii shii uth uth aare yaar yeh toh uth nahi rahi hai woh phir

usske hothoo ko chusane laga ussnai aakhe khol di

Aur kdev ko ek laat

Kdev roll hokar pani mai gir gaya

Pani ke andar

Kdev-bhencoo bhar gaya toh hoo gaya kababadaa

Woh dheere sai uper aaya aur aadha sir nikal kar dhekenai laga

Bhar woh ladaki ghur rahi thi

Ladki- bhar aaiye abhi

Kdev dherre dheere bhar aaya

Ladki ronne lagii - sab asse hii hai* koi meri shkatiyaa caahata hai aur koi

meri ........a...hhhh....h

Kdev(man mai)-kaya bechoo yeh bhi usski rotadi gf jaise hai abe ahhi chumaa hai

roo asse rahi hai jaise baccha hoo gaya aur shaadi nahi ki hadd hai

Kdev chilla pada - chup ekdum chup

Ladki ko jase saap sungh gaya

Dono todhi der bethe rahe

Kdev- haa abb bolo

Ladki-hmmmm

Kdev-abb bol bhi meri maa

Ladki- hum kisi ki maa nhai hai rajkumari hai hum

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Kdev- waah re rajkumri jab pit rahi thi tab yeh masum aawaj kaha gayi th

Woh phir ronne lagi

Kdev nai uska face utayaa -are rajkumari jii app toh ronne lagi hume maaff kar

dijye

Woh kdev ki baat sun kar usse ghurane lagi

Kdev-kaya hua rajkumari ji

Ladki- yeh achank etna mitha kaise bolane lage

Kdev- sab usske saath rahene kaa ashar hai jiske sahrir ka mai ansh huu

Ladki- kaafi acche insaan hai woh

Kdev- haa woh danye hai woh

(Man mai) -chuityaa sai kam nahi

Kdev-naam kaya hai tumhara

Ladaki- ji

Kdev-ji nahi naam batoo

Ladaki - aditi aur app accha nahi mere saath

Kdev- woh etne jada laal the tumhare hoth ki rok nahi paaya

Aditi-ess haalat mai ettni pitayi ke baad sab khuch laal hoo hi jaata hai

Kdev-aare haa woh koi powers ki baat kar rahe the agar woh hai tumhare pass toh

kyu nahi mara unn sabkoo

Aditi- humare yaha usool hai ki koi bhi ladki jab tak apana jadu aur pankoo ko

istemaal nai kar sakati hai jab tak ki usse usska raksak naa mil jaye

Kdev-ajib chutiyapa hai yani mar joo uss bekar sai rakshak ke liye

Aditi- appko ek ladki sai baat karnai ki tamiz nahi hai kaya

Kdev- abb kaya kiya

Aditi -koi ladaki ke saamnai gaali deta hai

Kdev- haaii tum yeh sab bhi jaanti hoo kaya

Aditi- yes mr.......

Kdev- english bhi

Aditi- etna harian kaya hooo rahe hoo hum logo ka bhi earth sai connection

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Kdev- ohh accha matlab yeh

Aditi - yeh "kaalsingha " hai

Kdev- mtalab yaha kaa raja tumhae piche hai

Aditi- woh bhaut hi nich ennsan hai mere saath saath woh mere rakshak ki lover

ke picche gaya hai

Kdev- ohh aisa kaya kaya naam hai uss rakshak ka

Aditi - mere maa pita ji nai "DEV" bataya tha tabhi toh bachane ke liye prthvi

gayi aur pakadi gayi

Kdev- kaya dev sach mai ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dev teri toh lagi haaa ha ha

Aditi - kaya app unnhe janate hoo

Kdev- haa sayad

Aditi - saayad kyu

Kdev- naam hi sunna hai kaya pata koi aur hoo

Aditi- maa nai baaatya tha ki wou picche janam mai bhaut bade samarat the aur

unnki shaadi hone waali thi pariyoo ki ranni sai

Ab woh hi ess janam mai mere rakshak hai

Kdev-etna detail toh sunoo mai usski kaa ansh huu aditi uthi aur kdev ke paro

mai gir gayi

Aditi- mujhe maaf kar dijiye maine appko bura bhala kaha

Kdev- accha aisa kaya toh ek aur le luu

Aditi chup hoo jatai hai

Kdev- aree majaak kar rahu vase tum kaafi sundar

Aditi- ji shukriya

Kdev-english bolaa karoo accha lagata hai

Aiditi- thanks app naraz toh nahi hoo

Kdev - nhi

Aditi- woh kaise hai

Kdev- kaya matlab

Aditi - matalb ki unnke baare mai baatye naa

Kdev- mai huu woh

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Aditi- nahi maa nai bataya tha woh kaafi shannt aur shrif hai

Kdev- matalb mai harami huu

Aditi- harkate toh assi hi hai

Kdev- accha baby doll ko bachaya maine aur tarif unki

Aditi- ji baby

Kdev- tum vaise hoo nahi jaisi dhikh rahi hoo

Aditi- sahi samjhe baby

Kdev todha saa hasa

Aditi -kaya hua

Kdev- khuch. Nahi aaj tak kisi nai mujhe baby nahi kaha na

Aditi-you r soo cute baby

Kdev- bus kar pagali rulayegi kaya

Adami - ruyane to tujhe hum

Kdev piche muda toh waha sena kadhi thii

Aditi kdev ke pichhe chup gayi

Kdev- daroo mat yeh mera khuch nahi...........ek gola aakar kdev koo laga woh

aditi sahit picche khisak gaya

Kdev nai ek light ball senna ki karf fek di woh sab current ke jahtkoo sai mar

gaye

Phir uss adami(senapati )nai ek talwar uthahi aur niche kar di

ekk aag sai jalata hua terro ka jhunnd aakar kdev ke sahir mai ghusnai laga aur

uaske aar par hote hue aditi ke sharir mai ghsand hi waale thi ki kdev nai apne

pair sai picche khiska diya aur saare terr usse sarir mai gusse jaise jaduyi

teer ho

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Senapati- yeh sala abhi tak kadaha kaise hai

Kdev ki boody sai khoon hota hua aditi ke pass pahuch aur usske haathoo sai

takaraya aur woh hawa mai toda upper hokar chilane lagii

Kdev nai haath uthyaa aur tawar sai saar teer kaat diye aur dhirre dhirre woh

thik hoo gaya likin tab tak ek aur jhudd usski aur aditi ki taraf aa raha tha

kdev nai ek lighting boster

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unnki tarf chhodo saare tezz tezz dahamake mai fat gaye

Kdev nai khuch aur lighting ball aur bosster chodo unnki taraf jis sai senapati

aur sen kaafi gahyal hoo gayi kdev aditi ke pass pahuch aur usse jaise hii

paadkaa

Woh jalanai laga woh picche hata ki usspar ek bada sa aag ka gola takaraya par

yeh kaya woh pur aag kdev ke andar ghus gayi waha kade sab chock gaye aditi ki

aakhr abhi bhi band thi aur kdev. Kaa pura shair aab ek fireman mai badal gaya

tha

Aditi nai aakhe kholi toh usski aakhe jal rahi thi

aur sara sahir bhi woh uthii aur yeh kaya woh ek Phoenix ban kar uddd gayi

Har koi bus ess adbut nazare koo dhekh raha tha ladayi toh jaise band hi hoo

gayi thii

Woh Phoenix/aditi nicche aanai lagi aur jamin par utharate hii woh badal gayi

usske sahrir par bus ek hii chiz thi woh thi aag ek bhankar agg aur do aag mai

lipate pankh

Woh dheere dherre kdev kai pass aane lagi aur usske pankh gayab hoone lage woh

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Sepati dhekh kaya rahe hoo hamala karoo abhii

Sab bhagate hue aane lage dono ki taraf

Awwaj sun kar kdev nai aditi ko hataya aur apne haath ghuma kar aag ka bawandar

bananai laga aur sena ki tarf chodane laga

Puri senaa jal kar rakh honne lagi senapati ko gusa aane laga

Senapati(man mai )-asse esse nahi hara payenge

Senapati-oye ennki logo ko jadu sai kaya maar raha dum hai toh lad naa

Aditi normal hoo chuki thii

Aditi- yeh ennki chaal hai

Kdev - joh bhi hoo baat sahi

Kdev dhirre dhirre normal hoo gaya aur phir shuru hoo gayi army vs kdev

Kdev gajar muli ki tarah unnh kaat raha tha kisi kaa sir toh kisi kaa pair toh

kisi ke hath bus kaatenai sai hi matalb rah gaya tha usse ladayi essi chal rahi

par sena khatam honne kaa naam hi nahi le rahi thii

Kdev koo ladate ladte puri raat gujar gayi aditi bus usse dhekh kar soch rahi

thi

Aditi (man mai)-jab ek chhota saa ansh hi aisa hai toh woh kaise hoonege agar

mai ennki madad koo gayi toh ennko gussa naa jaye abb toh subah bhi hoo gayi

hai

Tabhi kdev ladkdaya aur gir pada

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Maine apna haath jhataka haath aur talwar mere haath mai aa gayi par yeh jal

rahi thii

Ladki- ek minute ruk jaaye

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Mai- kyu

Mai etna hi bol paya tha ki waha tufan saa mahol ban gaya

Whol ladki badal gayi

aur mere andar ghusane lagii

Mai- aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh maaaaa nahhiii ohhhhhh yeyhhh. Dar...rr.r.r.r.r.dd rukoo

nahii aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh mera khanadha ohhhhh

Mere pith sai khuch nikalene

laga mere shariri tezz teZZ ghumane laga bjiali mere uper girane lagi meri body

manno halki hooti jaaa rahi

Mai-ohhh yeh kaya hoo raha hai yehh dard par aur bhi jada dard tha mere kapade

patene lage

Mere shrir sai phank nikale lage aur abb todah saa kam hoo raha tha dard aur

mera roop bhi badalani laga

Unka sepati gusse mai aage bhadh raha tha meri tarf

Abb mai puara thik hoo chukaa tha maine apna haath aage kiya aur hatiyaar aate

hi usspar war kiyaa

Mai train ki tezzi sai uss par terr chalane laga phele toh uss rok liya par woh

tezzi sai haar gaya

Usske shrir mai etnne teer sai ki saayad ginnene mai raat guraj jaaye

Usski sena abhi bhi nahi ruki thi

Mai-abb gusaa aa raha hai mujhe

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Mai ek teer liya aur world mere mujhe sai apna app nikal gaye

"Gaj nasahtanam " aur maine tezz chood diya

Terr jaise hi gamin sai takaraya wha ek kahatrna haatiyoo kaa jhund aa gaya aur

woh sabkoo khuchane laga

Maine yeh dhekha toh toda choka par baad mai saanth hokar beth gaya aur dhekhene

laga aur pata nahi kab aditi meri andar sai nikal kar bhar aaa gayii

THANKS SABHI KAA ESS SUPPORT AUR COMMENT LIYE MAJA AA GAYA KASAM SAI YEH CHHOTA

SAA UPADATE HAI MEGA JALDI DUNGA
 
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Mai unnki senna ko khatam hote dhekh raha thaa aur ek pathar ka tek laga kar

betha tha mere pankh dhitre gayab ho gaye

Kdev ke andar anne ke baad mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki mai jaie kitne saaloo sai

lad raha hu

Maine side mai dhekha

Mai usse dhekh raha tha woh muihe

Mai- kaya hua aise kaya dhekh rahi hoo

Aditi- app bhi toh dhekh rahe ho naa

Mai- haa tumhare hoth kitane aur aakhe kitane payari hai

Aditi- accha apka sahi kah raha tha app toda alag hai usse mere keval hoth hi

dheke par appkoo meri aakhe bhi

Mai- hum dono ek hi humm alag hoo hi nhi sakete bus unka dimag toda faltu baatoo

mai jada jata hai ab ghurana band karoo

Aditi-kyu meri aakhe hai mai jab tak caahe dhekuu aur dhekhu kyu naa bachapan

sai appka hi intazar kiya hai

Mai- par mujhe yeh sab kyu nahi pata hai

Aditi- app bhagawan hoo kaya

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Mai- maine aisa toh nahi kaha

Aditi- toh har baat aapkoo kaise pata chal jayegii

Mai- haa woh bhi thik par yeh black bird tumsai kaya caahata hai

Aditi-woh mujhsai shaadi kar ke meri saari sakatiya puja kar ke hasil karana

cahata hai

Mai- yeh mere sai judi hui logo ke picche kyu hai

Aditi- kyuki app sahi hai woh galat

Mai-accha abb tum gahr jaoo yaha sab mar chuke hai abb koi tumhare picche nahi

aayega

Aditi chup chapp bethi rahi

Mai-kaya huaa ab

Aditi-kaya app mere saath chal sakete hai

Mai- kaha jana hai

Aditi- hamsa mere planet par

Mai- abhi nahi jaa sakata abhi mujhe meri bhen ki shaadi kaa bhahut saa kaam

karana hai

Aditi - toh kaya mai aapke saath chalu maine kabhi kisi apne ki shaadi nahi

dhekhii hai

Mai- nahi tum nahi jaoogi

Aditi-thik hai jaisaa app bolo

Mai- ohfooo ess mai naraz mat hoo jao wha waise hii etni musibate hai mere liye

tum gayi toh

Aditi- toh app mujhe asse hi chod doge maine app par vishwas kiya aur apni addhi

shaktiyaa aapkoo di aur app mujhe ek kaam ki faltu chiz samajh kar mera mazak

bana rahr hai

Mai- etni badi joo gayi hoo par bachapana nahi gaya abhi pagal kahi ki mai kah

raha huu waha meri biwiyaa hai mar daalegi mujhe agar tumhare sath dhekha toh

Aditi ka face gir gaya -* mai sab jantai hu sorry app jaoo

Mai -rukoo jara

Mai waha sai uth kar gaya toda dur

Kdev mujh sai bahar aaya

Mai- kaya baat hai bol

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Kdev- kyu nahi lekar jaa raha hai

Mai- tuh sab janata hai

Kdev-dekh saale dimag mat kahrab kar

Mai- kaya kar lega tuh

Kdev-yaar mai toh kah raha tha tuh esska rakshak hai aur ek rakshak hamesha

saath rahata hai yahi dharam hai

Mai-tuh ab mujhe dharm shikayega

Kdev- yaar le chal naa usse woh tujjsai payaar karti hai

Mai- haa mai toh paka hua aam huu naa joh har koi chus lee aur payaar kab hua

Kdev - ussnai jaisa kiss kiya uss sai toh laga woh tera intazar kar rahi thi

Mai toda saa serious hoo gaya - sahi kah raha hai kaya

Kdev(man mai)- yeh sala toh senti hoo gaya

Kdev- bhai sahi mai easi kasish thi naa usski kiss mai jaise lag raha tha ki woh

terr liye janmoo sai payassi hai

Meri akhho mai ashu aa gaye

Kdev- kaya hoo gaya hai tujhe

Mai- yaar enn sabaka payaar dhekh kar mere aakhe bhar jaati hai

Kdev(man mai)-terr sahi jaa raha hai

Kdev-yaar soch ussnai bina soche samajhe tujhe apni shkatiyaa de jaha tere bhai

bhi tere saath nahi hai dhekh ek anjaan ladaki nai yeh sab kiya tere liye aur

tunne uska dil dhuka diya

Mai-sahi kah raha hai tuh kitani payari hai naa

Kdev- haa woh toh hai toh kaya socha hai

Mai- chal abb andar aa jaa woh mere andar aa gaya

Mai waha sai usske pass gaya

Aditi- kaya mai todi dur chalu aapke saath

Mai-kaya matalab

Aditi- nahi appke saath nahi jaa sakati toh kam sai toda saa time toh bita hi

sakati hu

Mai- aare toda kaya pura time bita loo chal rahi hoo mere saath

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Aditi- kaya sach sach bol rahe hoo ohhh mai pagala hoo jaaoongi jinke baare mai

etna khuch sunaa ajj unnke saath rahungii ohhh kaya yeh sach hai

Woh aakar mere gale lag gayi aur mere face ko chumanae lagi

Mai- aaree aree bus bhi karo etna bhi khaas nahi huu

Aditi- woh toh sun hi chuki huu sab khuch logo aur apni family sai

Mai -accha abb chale kahi tum mujhe yahi kaah naa jaoo

Mai usse lekar ghar ke bhaar aya teliport hokar

Mai- dhekhoo tumhe yaha yahi* kahana hai ki* meri dost ho aur hum ek raw ke

mission par mile the

Aditi-thik hai

Mai- par ek dhikkat hai

Aditi-kaya

Mai- tum naa jada hi khoobsurat lag rahi hoo

Aditi- essmai mera kaya kasoor

Mai- haa woh bhi cahloo

Mai andar gaya usse lekar

Mousi - aare tuh kaha chala gaya tha sabnai naaste par kitana enntazar kiya aur

yeh kon hai

Mai- wohhh meri dost hai

Chhhataakk ek jor kaa mere gaalo par pada

Mai-aahhhh kaya hua didi mara kyu

Phir dusra phir 3,4,5 akhir mai payal didi nai roka

Payal- tera dimag tikane par hai yaa nahi

Saloni- haa nahi aapko kaya

Mai- payal didi app hat jaoo enhhe gusse mai khuch nahi sujahata hai

Maa- haa beti tuh hat jaa agar esse rokegi toh yeh khud koo nuksaan pahucha

degi.

Ek aur tappad pada

Mai- aare baat toh bata doo phir marati rahana

Pari- marro didi aur maroo bina baatye jaate hai naa

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Mai- nahi didi woh nahi dhekhoo lag jaayegii

Mai bhagane laga

Saloni- dhekh chup chaap kadha hoo jaa warana accha nahi hogaa

Mai- app woh pot nicche rak do

Didi nai khich kar mara mai nicche beth gaya

Dad- dev etna mat dar teri bhen hai biwi nahi samajah chal kadha hoo aur mardoo

ki tarah samana kar

Mai- haa jaise aap maa ka karate hoo naa wahi toh kar raha huu

Masoom - rahene doo naa didi

Saloni-tum chup bethoo woh phele mera bhai hai baad mai aur khuch

Mai- aare didi bus bhi karo dhekhoo naa meri dost aayi hai

Sab aditi ki taraf dhekene lage aur devika meri taraf

Devika mujhe essare karnai lagi mai face udhar kar liya

Mai- app logo asse kaya ghur rahe hoo

Maa- yeh kitani sunder hai ekdum pariyoo jaisi lag rahi thi

Yeh sun kar devika nai azzeb saa face bana liya jaise usska koi compititor aa

gaya hoo

Aditi- nahi mummi jii aisa khuch nahi

Mera dimag hil gaya esski aawaj koo kaya huaa

Mousi- beta kaya naa. Hai tumhara

Aditi-ji mera naam aditi hai maa payaar sai mujje adaa kahati hai

Sab jaise nashe mai usse dhekh rahe the aisa kaya hoo raha tha pata nahi

Payal- aapki awaaj mai jaise kitani mitas bhari hui hai

Arav kadha hua aur usske pass aa gaya - adaa jii kaya leni app tandha yaa

garam

Mai- oye tande kaya kar raha hai

Arav- chup hoo naa dhekh nahi raha baat hoo rahai hai

Mai chillaya - janu kaha ho janu

Janu- ahh yhai huu chilla kyu rahe hoo

Mai-esse lekar room mai jaoo

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Janu- chaliye aditi jii

Woh usske saath gayi

Sab apna sir pakad kar beth gaye

Maa- kaya hoo gaya tha abhi aisa lag raha tha jaise mai kisi jaant mai aa gayi

thi kamal ki awwaj thi usski

Arav- haa aunty abhi tak mere kanno mai ek hi awwaj gunj rahi hai adaa

Saloni-dev mere saath aur app log khuch kamm bhi kar loo

Mousi - aare mai tob bhul hi* gayi* etna saara kaam pada hai

Mai unnke saath gaya

Mai- haa bolo kaya baat hai

Saloni - kal kaya hua tha janu ke room mai

Mai- ka....aa...

Khuch bhi nahi

Saloni- dhekh tujhe pata hai mai abhi gusee mai huu bol jaldi

Mai- batata hu tapad nahi

Hua yeh ki.....###############meri saari baate bata di aditi waali chhod kar ki

ladyai hui uss sai essi liye late hoo gaya (toda saa jhutt )

Saloni- toh phele kyu nahi bola bina baat ke gaal laal kara liya dhikha jara

Mai- arre didi mujhe kahi nahi lagi

Saloni - maaf kar dena mujhe sabake saamnai mara tukhe par mera gusaa jada hoo

jata hai kabhi kabhi

Mai-par ek chi common hai

Saloni- kaya

Mai - meri kutayi

Saloni- kaha naa sorry

Mai- accha abb mai chalat huu khuch kanne ko laoo

Saloni- chal laati huu

Mai waha sai janu ke room mai gaya toh waha meeting bethi hui thi

Kasish- adaa didi mera makeup kar doo naa ritu kaa kitana accha kiya hai

Mai- kaya hoo raha hai

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Devika- nahi sahjaadi sahiba apna hunnar dhikha rahi khobsurati kaa

Kirti -haa bhai ennke haathoo mai jadu hai

Aditi - didi app bura kyu manati hoo mai bus asse hii

Devika uth kar balkani mai chali gayi mai usske piche gaya

Mai- aare kaya hua jaan tum etni si baat kaa bura maan gayi

Devika - appki vajagh sai mai yaha ek dum simple bani hui huu warana dhikha deti

ki parilok ki khoobsurati maa samna ekk duniya mak ko i nahi kar sakata hai

caahe woh prthivi hoo* yaa hamsa

Mai-* aard tumsai sundé koi hi nahi aur hamsa waaloo ka ek minute tumhe kaise

pata ki yeh..

Devika - mai jannti hu kyuki apni awaaj sai ennsaan koo madhosh kar de woh hamsa

ka hi ho sakata hai aap toh jannate hoo naa

Mai- aare mai toh bhul hi gaya aur yaad bhi kaise rahega kuch hi ladaiya hii toh

ladi hai unnke liye

Devika - ess chup rahene ko kahiye warana yeh pure gahr ko apne hi picche laga

legi aur app bhi dhur rahena samajhe

Mai- aree tum narazz mat hoo tu.hari jaisi biwi hoi toh mai kyu jaau

Devika- hosiyaar bananai ki kosish mat karoo apaka chera bata raha hai ki app

dono ke bicg khuch toh hua hai

Mai- arre phone aa raha hai haa arav bahi bata kaya baat hai abhi aata huu

Devika mujhe gusse sai dhekahti hai

Mai- kaya hua

Tabhi mere khande par kisi nai haath takha

Mai(man mai)-gayi naav paani mai

Arav- abe jara bhar chal khuch kaam hai

Mai- tuh chal mai aaya

Arav -jaldi aa jaa

Woh gaya

Devika - aap mujjsai baat ma.....muuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mai- aaaahhh abb aya maja vaise aaj hotho kaa taste ekdum strawberry jaisa hai

hai

Devika- aacha kal hii kaya tha

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Mai- ek baar aur khila doo naa

Devika hii le loo

Maine usski kamar ko picche sai pakad liya aur kiss karani laga usnnai mera

coller pakad liya

Ussnai muhe dhakka diya aur bhaag gayi

Mai apne hotho sai lipstick saaf kiya aur nicche aaya arav ke room mai

Woh edhar udhar haath mal kar tehal raha tha

Mai- kaya hua be etna pareshan kyu hai

Arav - yaar kaise kahu tuh khud etna preshaan hai

Mai- kaya baat hai bol naa

Arav ko phone aaya

Arav -* par mai yeh nahi kar sakata aur mai ussko khuch nahi baatunga

Phone cut

Mai- abe hua kaya hai

Ussnai mere kandhe par haath rakaha

Arav - aare yaar khuch nahi woh bus toda missunderstanding hoo gayi hai tuh jaa

mai aata hu ek do

din jara khuch kaam hai

Woh bhar chala gaya

Mai- aakhir ess hua kaya hai abhi toh thik tha

Mujhe usski baate aur uska behaviour accha nahi laga

Mai sidha janu ke pass gaya

Mai- janu jara yaha anna

Janu- ji kaya kaam hai abhi mai busy

Mai- ek baar bola naa edhar aoo

Pari- kaya huaa app gusaa kyu hoo

Mai- aarre aisa khuch nahi toda saa kam hai

Janu- tum log karoo mai aati huu

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Woh mere saath balcony mai aayi

Janu- kaya hua pareshan lag rahe hoo

Mai- yeh arav koo hua kaya hai

Janu- aaccha yeh baat maine bhi notice hai woh toda jada hi paeshan hai

Mai- haa aur abhi bol kar gaya hai ki do tin din ke liye bhar jaa raha hai

Janu- mujhe ek baat par shak hai

Mai- kaya hua hai

Janu-uss din jis ladaki ki photo niakale ko apnai kaha tha jab usske baare mai

maine baat kii toh woh pareshan hoo gaye

Mai- abhi tumhare phone mai hai woh photo

Janu- haa maine tab sai sambhal kar rakhi hai par appnai maga hii nahi

Mai- sorry mai enn sab mai etna ulajh saa gaya huu ki kab kaya karana hai pata

nahi chalata hai

Janu- app bhi kaya sakete hoo musibate app piccha chode tab naa yeh loo yahi

hai

Mai photo dhekha - yeh toh tumhari koi rishtedaar hai naa

Janu- kaisi rishetadaar aur mai nahu pahchanti kasi baate kar rahe hoo

Mai- esski bhaut saari photos maine arav ke phone mai dhekhi hai ussnai kaha ki

koi family ki hai

Janu- nahi toh aisa khuch nahi hai

Phir aakhir esse hua kaya hai

Tabhi mera phone ring hua

Mai- hello haa sir

Mohan -kaya kar rahe hoo

Mohan- kuch nahi sir bus bhen ki shaadi ki tayaari hoo rahi hai

Mohan- dhekhoo mai kahana toh nahi caahata huu par ruk bhi nahi sakata hu bhaut

pressure hai

Mai- kaya baat hai sir

Mohan- ek baar maine tumsai kaha tha yaha ki police ki post tum sambhal loo

Mai- sir maine bhi joh kaha thaa app jannate hoo

Mohan- par halat kharab hai humara DGP Mara gaya hai

Mai- what yeh kaise hua sir

Mohan- yahi toh pata lagana hai ki akhir hua kaya hai

Mai- mai kaya karu sir ess mai

Mohan- humnai tumhe abb naya DGP banaya hai

Mai- kaya par sir

Note - sorry for delay and no mega update

Bus toda saa busy huu exams mai jab time milata hai de detaa huu

Mohan- humnai tumhe abb naya DGP banaya hai

Mai- kaya par sir
 
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Mohan - jaldi aa jaoo yaha koi par war nahi aur arav koo lete anna usska phoen

tarace hua hai muder ki location par uss par shak hai par woh phone nahi utha

raha hai

Mai- ok sir aata hu abhi

Phone cut

Maine tv chalu kiya aur dhekane laga

News 7

Anchor - sutroo saia pata chal raha hai ki yeh muder kaafi badi sajis ki chaal

hai baaki baato ko jananai ke liye rukh karte hai vilas ji ki or

Vilas (reporter )- haa toh nisha ji (anchor ) bataya jaaa raha ki yeh kaafi

socha samajha aur palned muder* hai jis mai kisi private detective ke honne ki

aaashanka jatayi jaa rahi hai jaisa app dhekh paa rahi hai suresh (killed dgp)

ji ke gaa. Waale yaha gherabaandi kiye hue hai aur kayi sadako par jaam hai

Nish- dhnayavad vials ji toh dhekha app logo nai Ki kaisi aaj ess jagah par ek

police wala bhi safe nahi hai

Maine tv band kiya aur sochane laga ki janu nicche ghunato par beth gayi aur

mera haath pakad liya

Janu- mere bhai nai khuch nahi kiya hai usnnhe bacha loo

Mai- aare janu uthoo usse khuch nahi hoga par woh gaya kha hai woh janta hai ki

mujh sai chhup nahi sakata phir bhi didi esse sambhloo mai jaa raha hu kaam

sai

Shikha - abhi toh aaya tha naa

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Mai - sir nai bulaya hai aata huu

Masoom - bata toh do kaha jaa rahe hoo

Mai- bhar nacchani jaa raha hu chalogi befaltu ki baate kara loo bus

Masoom - maine kaya kiya

Mai - sorry woh toda gussa aa raha hai tum sabka dyaan rakaha. Mai aata hu koi

bhar mat jana

Mai jaldi sai waha sai bike lekar nikala

Rasste mai akash aata hua dhikhaa

Mai usse roka

Mai- kaha jaa raha hai

Akash- tere pass hi jaa raha tha

Mai- accha chal jara khuch kaam hai

Mai usse lekar police headquarter pahucha waha jaiss dhsahara kaa mela laga hua

tha jais taise hum andar gaye

Hawald - eee kaah gusse jaa rahe* hoo chaloo nikalo

Mai- tamiz sai kahai baad mai pachatana naa pade

Hawaldar - abe do kodi ke enssan

Tabhi ek tapaad usse pada

Mohan - tumhe tamiz nahi hai senior sai kaise baat karate hai

Hawaldar - sorry sir par senior

Mohan - sab pata chal jayega chaloo tum pressmeet start honne waali hai aur yeh

kon

Mai- mera dost hai sir

Mohan - chaloo phir

Woh mujhe ek room mai le gaye aur uniform diya

Mai- sir kitane din sai soch rakaha hai ki wardi bhi banava di

Mohan - kaafi time sai chaloo ab

Phir humm ek hall mai gaye jaha bahut sai badde bade reportera aur news channel

waale the

Phir hume tin log bethe

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Mai ,mohan sir ,Dcp

Dcp- mai batana chaunga ki yeh meeting humnai ess shar ke naaye dgp ke baare mai

batanae ke liye bulayi hai

Joh ki yeh hai mr.dev

Sabnai taaliya bajayi

Mai- yaha anne ke liye thanks mai koi lecture naa de kar aap sabke question kaa

jawab hi dena sahi samjhunga

Reporter1 - sir mera sawal yeh hai ki etnai jaldi mai yeh posting kyu

Mai- sawal ekdum behuda hai par phir bhi jaldi ess liye liye kyuki dgp ki chair

khaali hai

Sab apas mai khusarfusar karani lage

Reporter2-sir kaya apko lagata hai app ess position ke liye thik hai

Mai- yaha koi mantri pad kaa ticket nahi mil raha hai joh shi galat mai baatau

next

Reporter3- sir appko nahi lagata ap ess positions* ke liye under experince hai

Mai- toh kaya experince bethe bethe kahne sai aayega vaise ap news 7 sai hai

naa

Nish(reporter3) -ji sir

Mai- next

Reporter4- sir apko kaya lagata hai ki unnki hataya mai uss detective kaa haath

hai

Mai- haath hai yaa pair* woh sab baad mai

Tabhi ek bhar sai adami aaya aur woh nisha ke pass jakar usse khuch diya

Dsp - yeh kaya ho raha hai yaha

Nisha - sorry sir humme pata chala hai ki uss detective ki bhen sai apka close

relation hai

Mai - haa toh uss sai kaya joh sach hai whai hoga naa

Nisha- toh phir hum apsai yeh umid kaise rakhe ki app unhee nahi bachoge

Mai - toh tum bhi aa jana introgression room mai saath mai tea pite hue baat kar

lenge

Sab hasnai lage

Nish -* par gunja....

Mai- ek minute yeh mera personal cabin nahi hai jo app hi sawal kare jaa rahi

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hai baakiyoo koo bhi bolaene de

Muh ajeeb saa muh bana kar beth gayi

Mohan sir mujhsai dherre sai - esske muh mat lagoo yeh police waloo ka bus naam

kaharab karti rahati hai pm ki poti jo hai

Mai- asse logo ke nasshe mai dheeli kar sakata hu

Mai-next

Reporter5- sir kaya app kucg naya karane abb kyuki aapki baatoo sai aisa lag

raha hai

Mai- woh toh whkt bata dega par haa ek kaam hai joh mai appsai kahana. Chahat hu

ki app logo ko har chhote sai chotte jurm ka pata hota ha toh app sab police ki

madad kare

Reporter6-sir par police hum logo ki madad nahi karti hai

Mai- abb karegi app sabki securiyy kaa dyann rakaha jayega jab app sab humsai

judenge tabhi humara kaam assan hoga

Nisha - kaya police ke pass etna time hai

Mai- vaise apka no kaya hai

Dono sir mujhe ghurane lage saare log baate karanai lage

Nish ko toda gussa aa raha tha - sir app yeh galat baat kar rahe hai

Mai- kaya galat kaha arre apnai kaha naa police ke pass etna time hai kaya toh

hum apko unka time table bhej denge naa toh no toh caahiye naa

Sab log jor jor sai hasani lage

Reporter7- sir kaya jaisa apka nature hai waisa apka kaam bhi hoga

Mai- means

Reporter-matlab sir app naya khoon lag rahe hoo

Mai- phele toh app sir mat boleye app mere dad ke umar ke hoo aur rahi baat naye

khoon ki tooh khoon naya hoo yaa purana bus imaandaari aur lagan honi caahiye

baaki sab hoo jata hai

Nisha- sir

Dcp- please no more questions

Mai- sir wait u carry on

Nisha - app kitane din mai ess case ko slove kar denge

Mai- yeh koi pet kam karnae ki medicine kaa ad meeting nai soo please sit down

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Phir khuch aur question hue phir mai sabke saath apane room mai aaya aur chair

par betha

Mohan - dono aa jaoo

Mai- sir yeh dono yaha aur police dress mai

Mohan - haa tumhari team bhi saath rahegi toh madad milegi par essmai ladke ki

kami hai

Nitika - koi baat nahi dad hum sambhal lenge

Mai- yeh kaya hoo raha hai miss nitika yeh police satation hai apka ghar nahi

Nitika - sorry sir

Mai- aacha jagpreet kaisi hoo

Sab mujhe ghurane lage

Mohan -hum chalate hai tum sab karoo apana kaam par yaad rahe yaha kaam karani

kaa ek system hai aur woh tum acche sai janate hoo

Mai- ok sir

Woh dcp ke saath waha sai chale gaye

Mai- maine khuch pucha tumsai

Jagpreet - sir thik hu

Mai - accha nitika jaoo case ki file lekar aaoo

Nitika - ji sir abhi laayi

Mai -bolo mat karoo

Woh chali gayi muh gira kar

Mai tezz sai hasani laga

Jagpreet - yeh majak tha kaya

Mai- aaree pagaloo tum logo sai bhi kaya sir bulawana par tum dono manati nahi

hoo

Jagpreet - sir woh

Mai- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai free raha karoo

Jagpreet man mai- aaj kaya hoo gaya hai ennhe

Jagpreet - toh dev

Akash has pada

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Jagpreet - app kon

Akash - mai esska dost huu

Mai- chal be saale

Jagpreet - saala matalab

Akash - matlab yeh meri bhen ke husband hai aur kaya

Mai- sab jannti ho fir kyu puch rahi hoo

Jagpreet - woh arav kaa kaya hoga

Mai- yaar teri tone ekdum change hoo gayi hai

Jagpreet - bus order follow kar rahi huu

Mai- accha hai karti raho aur arav ka mai dhekahata hu

Nitika - sir file

Jagpreet bus ab ronna band kar woh maja kar raha hai

Nitika usse ghurnaj lagi mai bhi hairan tha etna galdi etna free par joh bhi ho

aap aap sun kar mera dimg mugaloo ke jamanne mai chala gaya tha par ab toda saa

realx hua

Maine file li - sorry yaar nitika woh bus toda saa majak tha

Nitika - koi baat nahi

Maine file dhekhi

Mai- esaki photo yaha kaise

Nitika nai dhekha - maine saari baate pata ki hai toh pata chala hai ki muder ke

kuch time phele hii yeh aaya tha sir sai milanai

Mai- oh my god aur yeh photo

Nitika - yeh sir ki beti hai jo abhi lapata hai

Mai - tum dono jara bhar jaoo aur door band kar dena

Woh binna khuch bole chali gayi

Akash - kaya hua bhai

Mai- yaar yeh black bird hai aur ladki ki tasvare maine arav ke phone mai dhekhi

hai

Akash - black bird kon hai

Maine usse saari baate baatayi

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Akash - khuch samajh mai nahi aa raha hai ki dpg ko mar ke usse kaya milega

Mai- aur arav bhi fas gaya par woh akhir karna kaya cahata hai

Akash -tuh gayab ho kar jaa sakata hai naa toh jaa

Maine akkhe band ki par mai gayab nahi hoo paa raha tha aa

Akash - kaya hua yaar

Mai- pata nahi mujhe lagata hai kii uss par khuch kiyaa gaya hai jis sai ma usse

dhudah nahi paa raha huu

Mera phone baja

Mai- hello kon

Black bird - kaya hua chok gaya kaya

Mai- saale mai tujhe maar dunga

Black bird - kyu be mirchi lagi naa jab meri senna ko mara toh nahi socha mujhe

kaisa lagega bhadd mai gayi ladkiya abb toh yeh jada hoo gaya

Mai - saale amanne sannne aa naa ess kaya lad raha hai

Black bird -- uss mai maja kaha hai maja toh jab hai jab tuh apni shaktiyoo sai

bhi mujhe dhudh naa paaye aur mai tere saare caahane waloo ko ek ek karke rula

kar maar doo par ess baar galti sai meri waali hi royegi ha ha haa

Mai- saale tujhe jinda gaad dunga

Black bird - abe kitaneoo ki bhenoo ko lapetega saala bolata hai jaa jakar dundh

apane arav ko par yaad rakana abhi tere ghar sai teri payaari dr* shikha nikal

rahi hai mout ki taraf par tuh usee dhudh nahi paayega kyuki mere kaale jadu ke

saamnai tuh khuch bhi nahi hai haa ha ha aha

Mai- hello hello

Mai phone jeb mai dala aur uniform mai hi akash ko lekar nikala

Black bird - abe kitaneoo ki bhenoo ko lapetega saala bolata hai jaa jakar dundh

apane arav ko par yaad rakana abhi tere ghar sai teri payaari dr shikha nikal

rahi hai mout ki taraf par tuh usee dhudh nahi paayega kyuki mere kaale jadu ke

saamnai tuh khuch bhi nahi hai haa ha ha aha

Mai- hello hello

Mai phone jeb mai dala aur unifor mai hi akash ko lekar nikala
 
ABB AGE ..............

Main vahaan se sidhaa niklaa aur aur aakaash ko bhi lekar chal padaa par kuchh

dur jaakar mujhe dhyaan aayaa ki mujhe to shaktiyaan toh mil chuki hai

To mainne usse kahaa ki bike ko side mai paark karen aur uske baad ham donon

thodaa side mai aaye aur mainne use kas ke pakad liyaa aur pankh phailaakar ud

gayaa main bahut hi teji se jaa rahaa thaa aur mere dimaag men bas ek hi baat

thi ki mujhe bas kaise bhi karke shikhaa ko bachaanaa hai us blackbird se chaahe

kuchh bhi ho jaye

Aakaash ko kaafi dar lag rahaa thaa pahle to use samajh men nahin aa rahaa thaa

ki aakhir yah uske saath ho kyaa rahaa hai par mainne use sab bataane se

achchhaa bas shikhaa ko bachaanaa ke baare mai hi sochaa

Achaanak mujhe shikhaa dikh gayi jo car se aage badh rahi thi aur uske pichhe ek

truck aa rahaa thaa main teji se aage gayaa aur aakaash ko side mai giraa kar us

car ki taraf udaa jaise hi main car ke paas pahunchaa black bird aayaa aur usne

mere munh par ek laat maari main udtaa huaa ek ped se jaakar takraayaa aur ped

puraa chaknaachur ho gayaa

Mai utha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe sikhaa ke chillaane ki aavaaj aai main jaldi se

uthaa aur us taraf aayaa mainne dekhaa side

mai car palti hui hai

aur thodi hi dur par shikhaa usse baahar nikalakar bachne ki koshish kar rahi

hai

main uske paas jaane hi vaalaa thaa usne us shikhaa ko apne haathon men uthaa

liyaa

Mai- jab teri dushmni mujhse hai esko bich men mat laa eskaa esse koi matlab nhi

hai

bhi phaaydaa nahin hai

blaik bord - jab soch letaa jab meri puri senaa ko tune ek jhatke men khatm kar

diyaa tune shaktiyon kaa estemaal kiyaa naa dekh ab main bhi usi shaktiyon kaa

estemaal karke teri puri jindgi kharaab kar dungaa tu sochtaa rahegaa aakhir

mainne yah kiyaa kyon

usne apne haath men talvaar layai main uski taraf teji se goli ki speed se gayaa

aur uski gardan pakadte hua jangal ki taraph fhek diya

uske haath se shikha chuti toh maine usska haath hawa mai pakad liya

Mai- tum mere senne sai chiapk jaoo dur mat hona bilkul

Shika - thik hai ussani mujhe kas kd pakad liya

Pankhoo ki vajah sai meri shirt toh fat hi gayi thii usska pace edum tanda tha

joh mere seene par takara raha tha

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Mai jalgal ki tarf badha jaise hi mai andar aya mere kamar par ek laat padi mai

tezzi sai ek ped sai takarani wala hi tha ki mai mud gaya aur pedoo ko todata

hua ek patha sai takaraya

Shikha- aaaahhhhh maaaa

Woh beshosh hoo gayi uska haath chutane laga maine side ke ped sai ek bail utha

kar usse bhandh liya aur usski tafa bhadha ham dono nai ek dusare ko pakad liya

humare bich mai shikha thi ussnai mera kahandha pakada aur shikha ko laat matnai

hi waaal tha ki mai maine usse laat mar di

ham donon havaa mai uper jaae lage

Main aasmaan ki taraf jaane lagaa auf black bird niche thik ek-dusre ke

alag-alag dishaaon men jaa rahe the main upar jaa rahaa thaa aur vah niche jaa

rahaa thaa mainne apni talvaar nikaali

Mai- sahakti wedhawanshak [

श िवंसक aur uski taraph chhod di

usne bhi apni talvaar nikaali aur

Black bird- kaal charam

meri taraph chhod di

Khuch hi time baad ham donon ki talvaare aapas men takraai ek jor kaa dhamaakaa

huaa jisse vah puraa jangal hi ek sunsaan elaake men badal gayaa pura jagal ek

dhamake mai ek badde sai ghandhe mai badal gaya

uskaa to pataa nahin par main aur shikha udate hue bahut dur jaa kar ek ek

gaddhe men gir gayaa meri kamar men bahut tej dard ho rahaa thaa mainne uthne ki

koshish ki

Mai- ohhh ahhhh yah dard to meri jaan hi le legaa

mainne apnaa haath pichhe kamar par lagaayaa whapar ek lakadi kaa bada saa hisa

meri kamar men ghus gayaa thaa

mainne khinch kar use baahar nikaalaa mere ghaav to bhar gaye the lekin pataa

nahin kyon ajib si thakaavat si ho rahi thi jaise meraa saaraa khun kisi ne chus

liyaa ho

Main udne ki koshish karne lagaa par thodaa saa upar uthaa aur phir niche gir

gayaa

Mere samajh men nahin aa rahaa thaa ki aakhir yah ho kyaa rahaa hai

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Tabhi vahaan par tej roshni hui yah roshni jaani pahchaani thi main samajh gayaa

thaa ki yah guru ji ke aane kaa sanket hai

Thodi hi der men vah prakat hue

Guruji -yah kyaa kiyaa tumne shishy yah tumne thik nahin kiyaa eskaa bahut hi

badaa prbhaav tumhaare sharir aur tumhaare aane vaali jindgi men pad saktaa hai

Main- guruji yah sab etnaa jaldi huaa ki mujhe kuchh pataa hi nahin chalaa ki

mainne kyaa kar diyaa hai jahaan tak mujhe lagtaa hai meri jaisi haalat uski bhi

hogi

Guruji- kahe to bilkul sahi rahe ho tum lekin tum donon ki talvaare aapas men

takraane ki vajah se ek nayi shakti kaa ejaad ho gayaa hai ab vah kiskaa sath de

yah kah paanaa bahut hi mushkil hai

Mai- guruji eskaa koi to upaay hogaa

Guruji - tum to jaante ho ki jab mahaabhaarat hui thi tab bhi aisi hi pareshaani

aai thi par vah puri sriashti ke lia vipdaa ban jaati esalia use rok diyaa gayaa

par jab tumhaari aur uski kaali shaktiyaan takrayi to ek nayi shakti kaa ka

janam honaa sambhav hai

Mai- par guruji mere sharir ko kyaa ho rahaa hai

Guruji -vats tumhaari madad abb main bhi nahin kar saktaa aur naa hi uski koi

kar saktaa hai ab es jangal se nikalne ke lia tumhen khud hi saahas karnaa hogaa

par yaad rahe yah narabhakshiyon kaa elaakaa hai

Mai- kyaa narabhakshiyon kaa elaakaa

Guruji- tumhaari shaktiyaan aur

uski shaktiyaan kuchh samay ke liye baadhit ho gayi hai jab tak ki vah nayi

sakti jiskaa nirmaan tum donon ki shaktiyon se huaa hai vah saamne naa aa jaaa

Mai par guruji meraa etnaa bolne se pahle hi vah gaayab ho chuke the

Kdev - buddhaa saalaa din bhar aakar us kaan pakata hai har baat ko aadhaa

batayegaa aur chalaa jayegaa

Mai- guru ji ke baare men aisi baaten mat kar

Kdev - ghantaa guruji jab aataa hai tab kuchh naa kuchh khaali pravachan de

sunaa kar chalaa jata hai kabhi bhi kisi bhi kaam kaa samaadhaan nahin batata

abe mujhe to es par shak hai ki yah guruji hai yaa filmo ki dabing karne vaalaa

esse jyaadaa to kisi flim ke trailer se pataa chal jaataa hai ki aage kyaa hone

vaalaa hai

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Mai- jo guru ji kahte hain sahi kahte hain unki baaton ko galat tarike se lenaa

aur unkaa apmaan karnaa hamaare lia sahi nahin hai

Kdev - abe to jab tu ne talvaar felki thi thi tab aakar bhi to rok saktaa thaa

jab sala laundiyaa naache kar chali jaati hai tab aataa hai ki recording karni

hai

Mai- yaar kaisi baaten kar rahaa hai aaj kyaa ho gayaa tujhe

Kdev - saaraa sharir dard ke maare akada jaa rahaa hai aur tu kah rahaa hai ki

kyaa ho gayaa hai

Mai- kah to sahi rahaa hai meri mujhe bahut pyaas lag rahi hai galaa sukh kar

kataa ho gayaa

Kdev- ab aage chalega kahin dekh yahaan se baahar nikalne kaa raastaa to mile

aur essko bhi pata nahi kitani need aa rahi hai kisnai kaha taha bhar jaane ko

Mai- chhod naa sab thik hoga

Mai dhire-dhire aage badhne lagaa mai kaafi dher sai chal raha tha mujhe patto

ke kharakhraahat ki aavaaj aane lagi jaise koi hamaaraa pichhaa kar rahaa hai

Mai -kaun hai vahaan saamne aao dekho main aakhri baar kah rahaa hun saamne aa

jaao achchhaa nahin hogaa tumhaare liye

vahaan se ek sundar si ladki nikli vah dhire dhire mere paas aaa

Mai- kaun ho tum aur yahaan kyaa kar rahi ho

ladki ham naa ham naa

Mai -are bhaai aage bologi kuchh

ladki ne mere upar chhalaang lagaa di aur boli - Tumhaaraa khun pine aayaa aur

tumhaaraa maans khaane usne mere gardan par apnaa daant gadaa dia

Mainne use pakad kar dur phenk diyaa aur apne gardan par haath rakhaa

Mai - yah saali aakhiri chij kyaa thi

K dev -abe tuh ladakiyon ko dekhakar saalaa etnaa phigal kyu jaataa hai abhi us

buddhe ne bolaa naa ki yahaan narabhakshi rahte hain

Mai- par yaar yah narabhakshi to nahin lag rahaa thaa lag rahi thi

main lagadata huaa dhire-dhire aage badhne lagaa shikha ke vajan sai mujhe

takawat hoo rahi thi tabhi mujhe thode thode jaise kisi paani ki bhanai ki

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aavaaj aa rahi thi

Mere jaan men thodi si jaan aai chalo kam se kam paani to milaa main dhire-dhire

us aavaaj ki taraph badhne lagaa

Thodi hi der pahunchakar mainne dekhaa ki aage ek nadi hai mujhe thodaa-thodaa

dhundhlaa dhundhlaa saa chamak rahaa thaa

Esaliye main apnaa sir baar-baar edhar-udhar kar rahaa thaa taaki mujhe saaf

dikh sake

Maine shikha ko uthar kar ek pathar ke side mai leta diya

mainne dhyaan se saamne dekhaa

Mujhe kuchh aisaa najar aayaa jise main naa to kabhi soch saktaa thaa aur naa hi

kabhi sochaa kyonki kuchh thaa hi aisaa saamne mere jo shaayad ek bhaai ke lia

dar kaa kaaran bhi ho sakti thi ki aakhir uski bahan etni raat men sunsaan

elaake men kyaa kar rahi hai

Mai essi kasamkas mai taha ki aage jakar uss sai puchu ki woh yaha kaya kar rahi

hai

Ki tabhi mujhe pichhe se kuchh aavaaj sunaai di

Main patthar ke aad men chhup gayaa aur aage dheknai laga ki akhir vajah hai

kaya

Mainne dekhaa vahaan par kuchh jaanavron kaa jhund aa rahaa thaa

Jab dhire-dhire vah paas aayaa tum mujhe dar lagaa ki kahin vah nehaa ko kuchh

karnaa de

Par shaayad yah meraa vaham thaa mere kuchh sochne se pahle hi ek bhediyaa use

giraa kar uske gaalon ko chaatne lagaa

Mai- bas dekhne ke alaavaa kuchh karne ki haalat men nahin thaa jaise mujhe

yakin hi nahin ho rahaa thaa yah sach mai mere aankhon ke saamne ho rahaa hai

main thodaa saa pichhe hone lagaa ki dusri side ho jaau tabhi meraa pair kisi

lakadi par pad gayaa

Saare bhediyon ke kaan ek saath khade ho gaye

vah sab meri taraf dekhne lage aur nehaa bhi par vah kuchh boli nahin

Unmai se ek bhediyaa ani jeeb fherata huaa meri taraf aane lagaa

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Usske pichhe neha bhi bhaagti hui aa rahi thi vah jaise hi mere karib

pahunchaa

kisi dusre bhedia ne uski gardan ko munh men bharaa aur use dusri taraph phenk

diyaa

Meri aankh se chodhi ho gayi kyonki vah bhedia koi aur nahin meri bahan meri

sagi bahan neha hi thi

Mere pair maano barph mai vahi jam gaye kyaa jo aaj huaa vah sach mere saamne

laane ke lia huaa thaa yaa kuchh aur par jo bhi thaa mujhe hairaan kar dene

vaalaa thaa

Aaj mujhe samajh mai aaya ki meri saari bheno ki tarah kyu nahi hai yeh

Woh dono ek dusre ke charro taraf ghum rahe the

Mai- neha ruk jaa

Kdev - abe janawar kabhi innsano ki baate sunate hai kaya

Mai- yaha naa koi janwar hai naa koi insaan yaha bus ek bhai bhen hai

Mai- neha aa gudiya rahene de yaha aa jaa mere pass

Usnai todha edhar udhar dhekha aur phir meri taraf aane lagi woh mere pass aa

gayi mai nicche ghuanatoo par beth gaya aur usse gale laga liya

Mai- meri gudiaya kaya hoo gaya hai yeh tujhe chal jaldi sai shi hoo jaa

Ussnai apana muh merre sinne mai ragadnai lagi jaise mana kar rahi ho

Maine usski gardan ko dhirre dhiree sahalaya toh woh necche beth gayi

Mai uske pakad ke betha tha uska sir gardan sahit meri god mai tha Woh dheere

dheere soo gayi [bediaya bane hue ]

Shikha didi ko hosh aa gaya* wah dhire-dhire apni aankhen kholakar uthne lagi

phele woh thodi der aise hi baithi rahi aur apni aankhon ko* malane lagi phir

uski najar mere upar padi aur wah khush ho gayi

Lekin jaisi uski najar* mere pairon par gayi hai to dar ke maare kaamp gayi

Shikha- d...d......dev yah kyaa kar rahaa hai tu

Mai- chup rahaiye didi* thodaa dhire bolo meri behan so rahi hai

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Shikhaa -behan kyaa matalab behan mai toh yaha hu

Mai- app toh ho hi par yah jo meri god men leti hai naa* neha ha

Shikha -dev tera dimaag to thik hai naa kyaa* befaltu ki baate kar rahe ho aur

usse dur hataoo

Woh dheere sai uthi aur* dhire-dhire mere paas aa gayi

Mai-dekho naa didi kitne pyaar se so rahi hai

Shikha -to sahi men paagal ho gayaa thodaa aram* kar le ab tuh* ek jaanavar aur

ensaanon men fark nahin samajh mai* aa rahaa hai par mujhe yah samajh mai* nahin

rahaa ki yah bhediyaa teri god men soyaa hi kyu* hai* yaa soi hai aur neha

yaha kaha se aa jayegi haa

unki awaj* se nehaa uth gayi wah shikha* ko ghurne lagi

Shikha-* yah yah yah mujhe kyu ghur rahi hai

Mai- bas karnaa neha vaapas thik ho jaa woh mujhe mai usse dhekh raha tha

Tabhi saamne se ek ladki aati hui dikhi aur vah dhire-dhire hamaare paas aa

gayi

Ladki- chal neha wapas* chal main tere kapade le aai hun tuh ab ensaan ban sakti

hai

Neha usske saath chali gayi

vo thodi dur par hi pedoo ke pichhe chali gayi aur ham dono yahaan par baithe

hua bas udhar hi dekh rahe the thodi der mai neha waha sai vaapas aai wah* sir

jhuka kar mere paas aakar khadi ho gayi

Mai- ab ghar chal yaha sai

Neha- nahi bhaiya hum ghar nahi jaa sakete abhi subah jaise honne waali hogi tab

chalenge

Shikhaa -kyaa matalab subah nikal ho jaye* aur pahle tu yah bata tu yahaan kar

kyaa rahi hai ghar par sabko asse hi chhod kar chali aayi tabhi main kahun ki

hameshaa akele ki rahti hai jaha saari behene kaam karti rahti hain yaa phir dev

ke saath ghumti hai phirti hai lekin yah hameshaa* akali* rahti hai aaj samajh

mai aaya ki eske pichhe kaaran kyaa tha

Mai- chup ho jaao didi chup ho jaao

Shikhaa- kaise chup ho jaau kyaa tumhen gussaa nahin aa rahaa ki tumhari behan

raat ko ghar chhodakar aise sunsaan elaake men ghum rahi hai aur tumne abhi

bataya* ki yah ek maanav bhediyaa hai mujhe to shak ho rahaa hai ki yah hamaari

hi neha hai yaa koi aur hai

Nehaa -nahin didi aisaa nahin hai main aap logon ki hi* neha hun

Mai -vah sab chhodo agar ham yahaan se baahar nahin nikal sakte to phir kahaan

jana hai

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Ladki- aaj raat aap log hamaare kabile men ruk jaaea

Mai -yahi thik rahegaa* par aaj mujhe sab* sach jaannaa hai aakhir yah sab hai

kyaa

Nehaa -ji bhaiyaa sab bataa dungi main aapko

Mai-ab vahi thik rahegaa ki tum mujhe sab sach sach bataa do mujhe to abhi bhi

yakin nahin ho rahaa ki kyaa tune aisaa kiyaa apne bhai se chhupaYa

Shikha -nahin dev hamaari neha nahin hai vah to bahut hi pyaari si thi yah badal

chuki hai*

Mai-sahi kah rahe ho didi aap badal hi gayi hai

Nehaa -chillaate hua - haan Haa men badal gayi aur eskaa kaaran hai aap keval

aap

Mere upar to maano jaise bijli si hi gir gayi

Shikha- kyaa bol rahi hai kuchh soch samajh kar bolaa kar

Neha* -soch samajh ke bole* rahi hun di

Sikhaa- esne aakhir kya kiya yah to khud hi etnaa pareshaan rahtaa hai etni bhi

Fursat* nahin milti ese ki chain se so bhi sake

Neha -nahin didi aap jaisaa soch rahi ho vaisaa nahin hai enke liye* sab ke paas

time* hai

pari kE liye ritu ke liye kirti ke liye sanajana ke liye bus nahi hai toh bus

mere liye aur appke saath toh ek saal rah chukr hai

Shikha chillaate hua -neha Chup ho jaa kyaa bol rahi hai tu

Minne unki taraph haath Kar kaha -chup raho use bolne do

Neha -bhai aap jab se aye ho Waha* se

Aapne ek baar bhi aisaa din bitaya ho ki jab mere paas Aye ho mujhse baaten ki

ho yaa mere saath kuchh pal bitaaa ho akele

Aap kahenge ki main to sabko saath lekar gayaa thaa ghumne

Mai- haa woh toh hai

Neha - haa par waha bhi app nai joh khuch bhi diya sabke saath diya mere liye

kbhi khuch special nahi baaki sabke liye special

Mai* -gudiyaa tum mujhe galat samajh rahi hai

Ladaki -* yeh* galat nahin samajh rahi hai aur aap uskaa dhyaan dete to aaj

shaayad yah es haalat men naa hoti

Mai* -kyaa yah sab mere kaaran huaa hai

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Nehaa -haan yah sab aap ke kaaran hi huaa hai aapko to shaayad yah bhi nahin

pataa hogaa ki jab aap so jaate the to main baalakni men baithakar* roti thi

Mai-* tu to mere saath hi so jaati thi naa

Nehaa - dekhaa mainne kahaa thaa naa aapko mere baare men kuchh nahin pataa

hai

Us din jab aap* estaambul gaye the tab sab se baat kar li pari se aur bhi kayi

logon se ki hogi

Mujhe nahin pataa

Par aapne mujhse ek baar bhi kuchh nahin kahaa kyaa bata sakte hain ki aaj tak

aapne mere phone par kitni baar call ki hogi

Mai es baat par kuchh bhi nahin bol saktaa thaa kyonki shaayad vah sahi bol rahi

thi mainne aaj tak ek singal call bhi uske phone par nahin ki thi

Neha -kyon kyon yaad nahin aa rahaa naa us din mujhe etnaa gusa aaya roti hui

jangal ki taraf aa gayi* yaha par ek mujh par ek bhediyon ke jhund ne hamlaa kar

diyaa

ladki -ham to shikaar par the shaayad ham* ese us din maar hi dete agar vah

bhavishyvaani naa hui hoti ki es esse judaa koi* ladkaa ham saari bhediyoo ki

jaati kaa aglaa raaja hai par aaj tak pataa nahin lagaa paye ki aakhir wah hai

kaun* humare kaatne ki vajah se yah bhediye men badal gayi kabhi-kabhi hamse mil

liyaa karti hai meri sabsai acchi dost hai

Mai waha se uthaa aur nadi ki taraf badh gayaa sahi bataaun to uski baaton ne

mere dil par bahut badi chot lagaa di par shaayad wah sach bhi ho sakti hai ho

saktaa hai ki main ki main us par dhyaan nahi de paya sab kuch to diya par unnhe

time nahin diya

aage badhakar mainne paani piyaa thodaa thandal mili sharir ko par abhi bhi uski

saari kahi hui baaten mere dimaag men hat ghum rahi thi aapki vajah se huaa hai

sab kuchh aapki vajah se

Todhi der baad mai

shikhaa* didi mere paas aakar baith gayi

Shikhaa -tu uski baaton par dhyaan mat de tune sabke liye sab kuchh kiyaa

Mai- aap bhi mujhe maaf kar denaa aap mujhse badi ho aur main aapkaa naam lekar

aapko bulata hun aadat ban gayi thi par kuchh aadat chhut hi jaye to achchhaa

hai

Shikhaa -tu uski baato ko etnaa serious kyon le rahaa hai

Maj -baaten chaahe kuchh bhi ho par par kahi naa kahi uski baaton men sachchai

to hai main ab apne gharvaalon se jyaadaa baaki chijo par dhyaan jyaada dene

lagaa hun

Shikhaa - yahi jindgi hai kuchh bhi aap nahin kah sakte ki aage kyaa hone vaalaa

hai

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Mai-* mainne dushmno ko etnaa yaad kiyaa ki aaj apne mujh se etni dur ho rahe

hai

Shikhaa - jindgi ke panno ko khud likhaa nahin jaataa

mushkile kitni bhi** aaa un se bhaagaa nahi jaata

kabhi-kabhi ho jaati hai kuchh galatiyaa apnon se par unki baato ko aise dil se

lagaya nahin jaata

Mai -batev jab ho etni gahri to unhen chhupaya nahin jata

manjil dhundh rahe hain ham yahaa par apnaa hi ghar hamse banaya nahin jata

aaj ruthe hain kuchh log par ab hamse unhen manaya nahin jata

dil ki choton ko kitnaa bhi chhupaoo par unhen chhupaya nahin jaata

meri aankhon men aansu aa rahe the meri aankho ke saath-saath men dil bhi ro

rahaa tha akhir maine kaisi neha ko bhula diya

Shikha -kyon ro raha hai mat ro usse baat kar tabhi tujhe achcha lagega

Nehaa -bhaiya bhaiyaa

Mainne pichhe mud kar dekhaa to nahin hun mere pichhe khadi thi uski bhi aankhon

se aansu nikal jaaagaa

Mai yeh dhekh kar jaht sai khada ho gayaa aur uske paas gayaa

Mai - are paagal kyon ro rahi hai kyaa ho gayaa

Neha - bhaiyaa mujhe maaf kar do mujhe aisaa nahin bolna chaahiye tha

Mai- paagal aisaa kuchh nahin

hai

uski aankhon se aansu aur tej ho gaye mainne apne haathon se* uske aansu

pochhe

Mai-:are kahaan hai tujhse koi baat nahin hai meri galti ke liye tu kyon ro rahi

hai*

Neha -bhaiyaa aap aise mat boliye

shikhaa -pahle rulaa deti hai aur phir kahti hai aisi baaten mat karo

Mai - nahin didi mai kisi ko bhi time* nahin de paataa hun

Neha - bhaiyaa apni chhoti bahan ki bhul samajh kar maaf kar do naa

Mai - maana ki mujhse galti hui sab kuchh huaa mainne tumse baat ki naa tumse

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milaa jo bhi ho par aapne mujhse etnaa badaa sach chhupaya

Nehaa -are bhaiyaa aapko yah khun kaise nikal rahaa hai

Mai- dekh nehaa baaton ko ghumaane ki koshish mat kar mera khun kyon nikal rahaa

hai kyaa nikal rahaa hai yah sab etnaa jaruri nahin hai

Neha- aap kaisi baaten kar rahe ho aapkaa khun* kyaa aapkaa to har ek aansu

kimati hai

Mai - soch jab mera ek aansu etna kimati hai to tum meri us behan ke aansu kitne

kimat bata sakatu ho jise main* apni jaan se jyaadaa pyaar karta hu

Mai- Jaruri nahin ki agar aap kisi se pyaar karte ho to use bataya jaye* are

bachapan se mere* etnaa karib koi* nahin rahaa jitnaa tum donon hi ho haa wah

baat alag hai ki mainne pari ko jyaadaa pyaar diyaa aur tumhen pesonali nahin

kiyaa par eskaa yah matalab nahin ki tum usse alag tarike se lene lago sikhaa ki

ritu ki kriti ki sanjnaa ki kashish ki baat alag rahi woh* hameshaa mere

aas-paas mandraati rahti thi mujhse baaten karne ke lia mere paas aati hai

mujhse bataati k* kyaa chaahia kyaa nahin chaahia par tu par tu bas ek do baaten

bolti thi mujhe lagaa tu shaayad samajhdaar ho rahi hai par tune to ek alag hi

duniyaa banaa li apni kyaa javaab dungaa main* maa ko agar unhen yah sab pataa

chal gayaa to vah** kahengi dhikkaar hai aise bhaai par jo etni shakti aur lekar

bhi apni bahan* kaa dhyaan nahin rakh saktaa

Neha* niche baith gayi aur mere pair pakad lia- bhaiyaa please* maaf kar do naa

mujhe haa maa ko es baare men kabhi pataa nahin chalegaa

Mai - haa haa kaise pataa chalegaa saare kaam to tum raat men karti ho naa sab

apne kamre men so rahengi aaraam se ki hamaare bachche se sab thik hai thik

nahin hogaa to meraa betaa sambhaal legaa dev* par yahaan yeh saaraa ghar baar

sab chhod kar yahaan andheri raat men bhediya* banakar ghum rahi hai

Shikhaa* -dev sambhaalo apne aap ko tumhaaraa gussaa badh rahaa hai

Neha - bhai please maaf kar do mujhe

Mai- kaahe kaa bhaai tune to mujhe apnaa bhaai samjhaa hi nahin tune mujhe unhi

ki* ginatiyon mai* laa diyaa jinki vajah se ham apnaa ghar chhodakar aaa ab

unmen aur mujh men koi phark nahin hai* chhod mere pair* ko mujhe tujhse koi

baat nahin karnai

Shikhaa -dev tum use samajhne ki bajaaa daant kyon rahe ho vah bhi naasamajh hai

galti ho jaati hai

Mai-* har koi pataa nahin kyaa bannaa chaah rahaa hai har koi mujhse kuchh naa

kuchh chhupaa rahaa hai udhar vo arav kaa bachchaa pataa nahin kis ladki ke lia

kis chakkar men phas gayaa hai aur yah kutta black** bird pataa nahin kahaan se

meri jindgi men tufhaan laayaa aakhir men karun kyaa kyaa didi ki shaadi ke

baare men kuchh kar nahi paa rahaa hun aur naa hi kisi aur ko time de pata raha

hu aur aaj pataa lag rahaa hai mainne apni bahnon ko bhi time nahin diyaa agar

aapki koi bhi baaten hain to vah bhi bataa dijia aaj sab ki shikaayten ho

jaaye

Shikhaa -baat to neha nai bilkul sahi kahi hai

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Mai- kyaa kyaa bolaa apnai

Shikhaa -aakhir aisaa kyaa hai ki sab tumhaare hi pichhe kyon pade rahte hain

saari musibten tumhaare pichhe kyon aati hai kisne kahaa thaa raw agent* banne

ko bataao kisne kahaa thaa main to khud chhodne vaali thi* yah jab* pataa chalaa

tum mere bhaai ho* mainne khud ko rok liyaa kyonki mujhe koi pareshaani nahin

thi* vahaan se nikalne men bas mujhe dr ke hisaab se hi vahaan rakhaa gayaa thaa

aur thodi bahut knowledge thi* tumne ek gaing banaa di* matalab koi aur* naam

nahin milaa thaa tumhen* jokar gang* aisaa lag rahaa hai ki koi jaise kisi

sarkas vaale kaa naam

Mai - aapkaa dimaag to kharaab nahin hai naa kaisi fahaaltu ki baaten kar rahi

ho

Nehaa -main jaanti hun didi aap paavar ko chenj karnaa chaahti ho par aap pahle

vaale dev ko to jaanti ho naa vah naa kisi ki sunte hain naa kisi ko bolne dete

hain

Shikhaa -vah vaalaa dev ho* yah yeh waala dev tujhe kuchh nahin kahegaa

Mai- kyon nahin kahungaa aisaa kyaa kar diyaa esne

Shikhab-are bachi hai galti ho jaati hai

Mai- agar yahi galti ritu aur usse hui hoti to

Shikhaa chillaate hua - dev

Mai- sorry sorry mera wah mera kahne kaa matalab woh nahin thaa

Sikhaane - mujhe acche saia pata hai eskaa matlab kya hota hai

Unnhone mujhe mere khadhe sai* pichhe hataya aur khadi hogi

Shikha- achchhi tarah se samajh gayi hou tumhaare kahne kaa kyaa matalab

tumhaare kahne kaa matalab hai ki ki apni bahan apni hi hoti hai yahi matalab

hai naa tumhara

Mai- are nahin nahi nahi aisa koi matalab nahin hai galti se phisal jaataa hai

kabhi-kabhi

Shikha- jo dil mai hota hai vahi jubaan par ata hai

main kaisi baaten kar rahi ho aap aap to jaanti ho naa gusse men main to kuchh

bhi bol jaataa hun kuchh bhi

vah aage ki taraph badh gayi

main ab app kahaan jaa rahi ho

shikhaa yahaan meraa k hua yaar kyaa musibat hai yah 1k chaltaa nahin dusraa

pahle apnaa prograam lekar shuru ho jaate hain

Mai neha ko ungali dhikahata hua - nehaa se tujhse to main baad men baat

karungaa jaa apne doston se milne jaa

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Neha-** nahin main aapko chhodakar nahin jaaungi

Mai-* chillaate hua-* kahaa naa chali jaa yahaan se

Ladki -nehaa tum yahaan se chalo jab enka* kaa gussaa shaant hogaa tab baat kar

lenaa

vo rote hua uski uske saath chali gayi

Mai jaakar sikhaa didi ke pichhe khadaa ho gayaa

Mai-** sari didi galti ho gayi maaf kar do

Shikhaa -chale jaa aaj tumnai* meraa dil dukhaa diyaa

Mai-* are mujhe etnaa gussaa aa gayaa thaa aap baar-baar uski side le rahi ho

usse galti hue par aap uskaa saath de rahi thi daantnaa to bantaa hai naa phir

se kabhi koi galti karegi abhi yah huaa uske saath kuchh aur bhi ho saktaa hai

Shikhaa- tum kyaa har kisi ki jindgi thik kar sakte ho jab mere bhaiyo* ne mujhe

kahaa toh mai samajhi sayad tum sahi ho tum tum mujhe kabhi galat nahin samjhoge

aur aaj tumne bhi mujhe paraayaa kar diyaa

Mai (man men)-* yaar yaar yaar koi to idea** dimaag men aye* enki naaraajgi dur

karne* kaa

Mai-* didi vah dekho chaand ki roshni kitni achchhi lag rahi ho paani ke andar

Shikhaa - dev mainne kahaa naa yahaan se chale jaao main koi bachchi nahin hun

jo tum mujhe chaand ki roshni dekhakar manaa loge

Kdev mere man mai bola

Kdev - bol to main sambhaal kar dikhaaun

Mai-* tu sambhaal legaa** enko

Kdev -abe mainne to jeen aur

aditi ko tere kabje mai jaa* diyaa aur kyaa sabut dun

Mai -* vah alag maamlaa hai yah alag maamlaa hai samajh gayaa

Kdev - maamlaa chaahe vah* ho* yah chaahe koi aur ladakiyon ko ek bhaashaa aati

hai pyaar ki aur apni tarif ki

Mai-* hat haraamkhor saale kahaan hai naa bahnon se** koi chhedkhaani nahin

Kdev - ek baar try karke to dekh bhaai kyaa pataa kuchh mil jaaa

Kdev* - matalab kyaa matalab teraa mil jaye

Kdev - are mere kahne kaa matalab hai maan jaaye* jaye* saale hameshaa galat

suntaa hai

Mai- teri baaten main achchhe se samajhtaa hun ki kyaa milne vaale ki baat kar

rahaa hai yaa maan jaane ki

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Kdev- to try karke dekhnaa* naa mujhse kyon bakvaas kar rahaa hai

Shikhaa didi nai jab dekhaa ki main kuchh nahin bol rahaa hun to unhonne pichhe

palat kar dekhaa

Mai* turant bol padaa -vaise es chaand ki roshni men aapkaa chehraa kitnaa

sundar lag rahaa hai naa

Shikhaa -kyon vaise achchhaa nahin lagtaa kyaa

Mai - nahi nahi* lagtaa hai par chaand ki roshni aapke gaalon par pad rahi aapki

aankhon par pad rahi hai toh aapki khoobsurati nikahar rahi hai

Shikhaa -aur

Mai-* aur aur aapke aapke baalon baalon sai hoti hui yeh roshani appko kano mai

kissi heere ke jhumake ki tarah chamak rahi hai

Shikhaa mere paas aate* hue- aur

Mai-* aapki aankhon ko yeh roshani ek* nili jhil ki tarah banaa rahi hai jise

dekhne vaale ko akkho bas thandak milti rahe

shikhaa -tujhe bahut pataa hai en sab chijon ke baare men etnaa gahraai men mat

dekh nahin to dub jaaagaa

main - nadi saamne hai dubne ke lia

shikhaa -achchhaa chal baith aaraam se baat karte hain phir ham donon nadi ke

paas jaakar patthron par baithe* gaye

shikhaa achchhaa to yah baat* bataaagaa agar bataanaa chaahe to

main -:kyaa bolun

tum sabse jyaadaa pyaar kisse kartaa hai

main -apni phaimili se aur kis

shikhaa -are nahin buddhu lav vaalaa lav lav

main -sabhi se kartaa hun

shikhaa -nahin aisaa nahin hotaa hai koi ek aisaa hotaa hai speshal jo dil ke

sabse karib hotaa

main - vaise to sabhi mere dil ke sabse jyaadaa karib hai par sabse jyaadaa

karib devikaa aur komal hai

shikhaa -aur komal ke lia to baden* maanenge nahin

Main -maanenge to kisi ke lia nahin ab jo hogaa dekhaa jaaagaa lekin etnaa hai

naa main komal ko* bhul saktaa hun aur naa hi kisi aur ko

Shikhaa -par meri yah samajh men nahin aataa ki jab etni saari aur ladakiyaan

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hain tere saath phir baaki* ladakiyaan kyon tere saath rahnaa chaahti ho

Main -to aapkaa kahnaa chaahti ho ki enhen mujhse bhi achchhaa mil saktaa hai

Mhikhaa- nahin vah baat nahin hai lekin tu samajh rahaa hai naa jo main kahnaa

chaah rahi hun matalab aajakal ke jamaane men aisaa kahaan hotaa hai ladakiyaan

to es baat par madar tak kar deti hai

main -es sab unkaa pyaar bhi hai aur kuchh meri shaktiyon kaa* ephekt

shikhaa -matalab

main -matalab yah ki mere andar mohini shakti hai koi bhi ladki aurat mere paas

aaagi jo mujhse jyaadaa kloj hui to us par bas meraa hi nashaa chhaayaa rahegaa

shikhaa - chalo tum raajaa ho jaadugar ho lekin yah bakvaas lagtaa hai mujhe

aisaa kuchh aur dikhaai nahin degaa tumhaare sivaa

main -mainne yah nahin kahaa ki keval us shakti ke vajah se* mujhse pyaar bhi

karti hain aur main bhi usse utnaa hi pyaar kartaa hun usse jyaadaa bhi kartaa

hun

shikhaa - mere kahne kaa matalab yah hai ki agar mainne tujhe kis kiyaa to main

tere lia paagal ho jaaungi*

main - aisaa ho saktaa hai yaa nahin hogaa main kuchh pakkaa nahin kah saktaa

shikhaa- eskaa matalab to chaahtaa hai ki tum mujhe kis karen

main hadabadaa gayaa yah kyaa bol rahi hai

main -nahin mainne aisaa nahin kahaa main bas baat bataa rahaa hun aapko ki

aapne jo puchhaa ki kyaa aisaa hotaa hai to main bataa rahaa hun ki kyaa pataa

aisaa ho saktaa hai ab aap apne upar kyon le kar jaa rahe ho

shikhaa -meraa to maannaa yah hai ki vah sabhi tumse pyaar karti hai tahe dil se

jaise ham sab karte hain aur main bhi tere etnaa kloj rahti hun tum mujhe to

kabhi aisaa phil nahin huaa kuchh

main -are vah baar-baar apne upar kyon le jaa rahi hun are nahin huaa n aapko

kyon hogaa aap meri bahan ho

shikhaa - to kyaa main ladki nahin hun

main -nahi aisaa nahin aap ladki ho khubsurat bhi ho par yah galat hai mainne

aisaa kuchh nahin kahaa hai

shikhaa - vaise ham donon saath men kaam karte hain to hamen yah sab to pataa

hi hai to baat karne men koi buraai thodi hai koi

main - baat aapki sahi hai ham sab kuchh jaante hain ki ki kabhi-kabhi kuchh

sabuton kaa pataa lagaane ke lia hamen sab kuchh karnaa pad saktaa hai

shikhaa - ek baar karke dekhnaa main bhi tere ko aisaa kaun saa jaadu hai tere

paas

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Mere to kaan khade ho gaye main unke chehre* ko ghur rahaa

Shikha-kyaa huaa sharm aa rahi hai mujhe ladki hokar* sharm nahi aa rahi ho

tujhe ladkaa hokar* sharm aa rahi hai

main-aapko kaise pataa mainne pari ko kiya tha

shikhaa- eskaa matalab tu ne use kis kiyaa naa

mai - yah aapka mind game * thik nahin hai

shikhaa - pyaar aur jang men sab jaayaj hai samjhe mr.

main -kyaa matalab pyaar aur* jang

shikhaa -eska matalab tum mujhse pyaar nahin karte

main -kyaa ho gayaa didi aapko kaisi baaten kar rahi ho

shikhaa - tujhe kitni baar kaha hai mujhe akele mai shikha bola kar mai koi

bhudiya nahi hu

main -kab bola aap nai yeh

shikhaa -ab bol rahi hun ab to sun le

mai- saloni didi aur aapka samajh mai nahi aata aap hamesha dhamkaati kyu rahti

hoo

shikhaa -jab tum jaise log ek baar men sunte hi nahi ho

main -aisi faltu ki baaten kaise sune jab aap kah rahi hai ki main aapko kis

karun

shikhaa - pareshaani kyaa hai

pataa nahin kyon aaj unki bato se saaraa sharir ekadam garam garam sa ho raha

thaa

mainne maathe se apnaa pasinaa* pochhaa

shikhaa -etne thande mausam men tujhe pasinaa kyon aa rahaa hai kiss karne ko

bolaa hai koi shaadi karne ko nahin

main -didi chalte hain naa vah nehaa hamara wait kar rahi hogi

shikhaa - nahin nahin nahin vo koi wait nahin kar rahi hai tumhara aaj main jaan

ke rahungi jo tumne abhi kahaa v

Wahh sach hai yaa jhuth

( ke dev -mere man mai- * sach ho yaa jhuth saale ab tujhe padenge ghar par**

jut)

shikhaa -kyaa hai kitna soch raha hai chhoti si* chiz hai

main -nahin yah mujhse nahi hogaa

unhone mujhe niche dhaka de diyaa

main -yah kyaa kar rahi ho* didi

Shikhaa-phir didi

unhone mera gala* pakada aur paani men dubaa diyaa meraa sir

saalaa yah ladakiya naa marvaa ke rahengi mujhe pahle emotional drama naa suno

ton* phir dhamki aur ab to maarne par bhi aa chuki hain
 
Unhone mera gala pakada aur paani men dubaa diyaa meraa sir

Sal yah ladakiya naa marva ke rahengi mujhe pahle emotional drama naa suno toh

phir dhamki aur ab to maarne par bhi aa chuki hain

Mai- guuuuhhhhhh guuuhhhhhhh 2 minute mai thoda saa azzeb saa laganai laga

saayad wardi ki vajah sai tha

Unnho nai chhodi meri garadan

Mai- uuhhuuhhhh aaahhhahhuhhh kaya kar rahi ho didi

Meri addhi fati wardi puri faad di unnhone

Mai- yeh toh hadd hai

[Maine haath aage kiya mere kapde change hoo gaye (abb etni power toh hai

bhailog)]

Shikha - kapdoo ke saath maan bhi change hua ki nahi

Mai- phele badala toh le luh

Maine unnhe dono haatho sai utha liya

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Shikha- nahi dev nahi panni tandha hai

Mai lekar pani mai kood gaya

Shikha - ouuuch kitana thandha tumnai mujhe geela kar diya

Mai- appnai meri wardi kyu faad di

Shikha - toh kaya abb badala loge

Mai- etna bhi gussa nahi hai par. Abb jada hoo raha hai mujhe apna boss banane

par mat majboor karoo

Shikha - toh ban jaoo naa kis nai roka hai

Mai - chhodo janne do

Mai bhar niaklene laga toh unnhone mera haath pakad liya

Shikha - phele maine jo kaha tha woh karoo

Mai- kaya karu

Shikha - kiss

Mai- tum manogi nahi toh yahi sahi

Maine unnhe pakad kar khicha aur unnki kamr kass aur unnke hooto ko chusane

laga

Unnhone toh pheledhirre sai mera gaal pakada tha par etani tezzi sai mera face

chichani lagi manoo kah jayengi

Mera haath kab unnki back par chala gaha pata hi nahi chala

Woh merd muth mai jeeb daal kar andar sai meri gaalo ki skin ko lick kar rahi

thi maine aaj tak kissi ladki ko asse nahi karte dhekha

Mai aur unki body haddh sai jada garam hoo rahi thi

Unnhone apne pair meri kamar par jakad liye

Mai unnke baalo mai ungli ghumata hua pani sai bhar aa gaya

Maine unka face pakad kar chicha

Mai- bus bus karoo nahi to

Mere hotho par unglai rakahte hue - shiiiiiii khuch mat bolo mujhe feel karnai

do

Woh fir mujhe kiss karnai lagi

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Mai phir hataya

Shikha- please todhi der aur phir kabhi nahi kahungi

Mai- par app jaise mere uper hoo mujhsai control nahi hoo raha hai aur app khuch

jada hi kar rahi hoo mere muh mai

Shikha - kaya karu sach mai tere andar jaadoo hai tujhe joh karana kar mujhe

todhi dher aur karnai de

Uhhone phir mere hotho ko jakad liya

Mera haath baar baar gaand par jaa raha tha

Sach mai etna madhosh kar diya ki control nahi hoo raha tha woh kabhi mere hotho

ko chusati kabhi meri jeeb ko kabhi apne hotho ko meri daath par phirati manno

jasse mai ko ice cream hu

Mera control ab kahatam ho gaya maine unnke kapdo mai haath daal picche sai

gaand ko masalanai laga

Unnke aakhe khul gayi kiss ruk gaya par mere haath nahi ruk rahe the

Shikha - yeh kaya kar rahe ho

Mera dyan toota maine jahtt sai haath nikal diya

Woh mujh par sai utar gayi

Mai- sorry woh bus mai control nahi kar paaya maine appsai phele hi mana kiya

tha

Shikha [Man mai]-Kaafi late kar diya control khhonai mai agar mai bhanaa naa

karati toh yeh mujhe chhuta hi nahi

Man mai

[Mai[man mai ]- k tunne yeh thik nahi kiya

Kdev - wah kaya komal aur sunder jism hai rukana nahi caahiye tha ]

Shikha - kaya soch raha hai

Mai- yahi ki kitana soft hai

Shikha - kaya

Mai - kkk....kk kuch nahi

Shikha - kaya soft hai

Mai- areee wohhh aaahhhhhhhhhh

Mai nicche gir gaya

Woh baahagati hue mere pass aayi

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Shikha- dev dev kaya hua tum chiyaae kyu

Mai- aaahhhh k....uu....u...ch nahi aahhh mere gardan

Unnhone mera haath hata kar dhekha

Shikha- ess mai toh khoon nikala raha hai yeh toh kissi animal ke bite jaisa

hai

Mai- khuch karo didi nahi toh mai mar jaunga

Shikha - mai kaya karu

Mai- neha ko bulaoo meraa pet

Shikhaa jor jor sai chillane lagi

- neha neha neha

Shikha - dev lagata hai woh yaha nahi par yeh ho kaya raha hai

Mai utha aur jakar panni mai apna face dhekhane laga

Mai- yeh kaya hoo rahai mere chare ko etna laal kyu ho raha hai

Tabhi neha bhagati hui khuch logo ke saath

Neha - kaya hua didi app chilayi

Shikha - dev koh khuch ho raha hai

Mai todhi dur jakar ek pet ke niche sir jhuka kar beth gaya

Aur badabada raha tha

Neha bhaagti hui mere pass aayi

Neha - bhaiya kaya ho gaya upar dhekhoo

Mai usski taraf dhekha

Neha - bhaiyaa kaya hua

Mai- neha mujhe baccha le mai mar jaunga yeh dard

Neha ke aakho mai aasuu aa gaye

Ussnai mujhe apnai lag laga liya

Neha - kuch nahi hoga aa....ppkooo

Yeh khoon yeh bhagwan samali samali yaha aa jaldi

Ladki- samali

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Samali- kaya hua hai

Neha - yeh dhekh

Samali - yeh yeh toh adamkhor ke katane ke nishan hai

Neha - toh kaya hoga

Samali- bachana muskil hai

Neha - aisa mat bol

Samali- ek rasata hai agar tuh ennhe bhi bhediya bana de par mai kah nahi sakati

ki yeh kaya ban jaaye par haa bach jaayenge

Shikha - yeh mar nahi sakata etni choote sai ghav sai Esske pass shaktiya hai

Neha - haa samali

Samali- mujhe nahi pata agar mare nahi toh adamkhor jarur ban jaye aur agar

eenke pass shaktiyaa hai toh yeh hum sabko maar denge

Neha - kaya karu phir mai

Samali- tujhe ennhe kaatana hoga aur humari jaati mai milana hoga

Shikha - jaldi kar mere dev ko khuch nahi honna caahiye

Samali shikha ko ghuranr lagi

Mai- neha kaat le mai nahi caahata ki bheghunaah logo mere haatho sai mar

jaaye

Neha nai apnai aashuoo ko pocha aur - i am sorry bhai

Aur uska face change ho gaya bhediye ke face mai ussnai meri garadan ko jakad

liya

Mai- maa maaaa aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh bachooo

Shikha didi ke aakho mai aashu hi bah rahe the unnhino mera haath pakad rakha

tha mere naakhu unnke haatho mai ghus rahe the

Shikah - neha usse dard hoo raha hai

Samali- app saant raho woh thik kar degi

Neha hati aur mere senne mai daanth gada diyaa usska daant mere dil ke andar

ghuss gaya mere aakhe band honne lagi mera haath dhikahla pad gaya

Shikha- dev dev dev utho dev utho tum mujhe chhod ke nahi jaa sakaete

Neha dur haati uska face vapas thik hoo gaya - didi saant rahoo woh behosh hai

bus

Shikha didi nai ek taapad neha ko jad diya - dr hu mai mujhe mat shikha dev ki

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nabj band hoo gayi hai tunne maar diya mere dev ko

Neha - samali app yaha betho hum aaye abhi kahi mat jaana mai khuch lekar aati

huu

Woh dono chali gayi

Shikha didi nai mera sir apni god mai rakh liya aur roone lagi unnke aaashu mere

gaal par gir rahe the

Shikha - he bhagawan kaya yahi tera innsaaf hai maine jisske liye eetni bezzati

jheli tunne phir usse mujhsai chin liya har baar mere saath dhokha kiyaa tumnai

pheli essko etni ladkiyo mai fasa diya joh sayad esse samajhat hi nahi

Shikha- yeh toh bus kissi ke asshu dhekh kar pigal jata hai log esse hamesha hi

galat samjahte hai mai jaanti huu esske dil ko agar yeh cahat toh sayad aaj

sabki saath haade par kar ke khuch bhi kar sakata tha par esse paata hai ki aage

khuch bhi hoo skata hai tabhi sabsai bachata rahata hai aur aapnai esske etnai

bade taayag ke diya kaya mout ek dardnaakbmout aaj sai naa mai aapki puja

karungi naa aarti

Mere cells regenrate honne lage mere dil ki naase dhirre dhirre thik honne lagi

mujhe ek sapana dhikha

Sapana ........toooo be continue

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Mere cells ki regenrate honne lage mere dil ki naase dhirre dhirre thik honne

lagi mujhe ek sapana dhikha

Sapana ........toooo be continue
 
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Maine dhekha mai ek chair par betha hu aur file check kar raha

Ek chhota baacha - papa aaj chaloo naa bhar

Mai - arre beta abhi nahi jakar khelo sab ke sath abhi kaam hai mujhe

Ladka - nahi papa mai nahi

Woh muh fula kar beth gaya

Shikha - aaare papa kaa beta naraz hoo gaya chaloo mummi le chalengi

Ladka - nahi mummi aap nahi app dataati hoo

Mai - accha edhar aa mere sher

Woh bhaag kar mere pass aaya Maine usse godi mai le liya

Shikha -yeh bigad gaya hai

Mai- beta kiska hai

Shkkha - bus bete ko payar karo humme nahi

Mai- arre meri jaan tum ab ess sai jal rahi hoo

Ladka- mummi toh kahati hai aap romiyoo hoo

Mai - accha aapko kis nai kaha yeh sab

Ladka - woh papa yeh masoom maa sai kah rahi thi

Mai- aacha toh yeh hota hai mere picche

Shikha - toh galat kaya kaha humnai

Ladka - papa romiyoo kaya hota hai

Mai- puch mat har tarf sai jutte padate hai.

Ladaka - phir mai nahi banuga KABHI bhi romiyoo

Hum dono hasanai lage

Mai- aacha mat banana

Ussnai phir muh gira liya

Mai- kaya hua abb

Ladka - aap nahi lekar jaaoge naa

Mai- aare udas mat rahoo le chalunga abb khush hoo

Ladka - yeehh maja aayega papa mai chalu masi bula rahi thi

maine usse utar diya woh chala gaya

Shikha mere paas aayi - kyu nahi bataya apne bete ko ki romiyoo ke edhar bhi

maje aur udhar bhi

Maine usski bed par dhaka de diya aur usske upar aa gaya aur usski gardan par

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ungli phirane laga

Shikha - app essi kyu madhosh karate hoo ohhhhhhh

Ussnai bed shit ko bich liya muthi mai

Mai - tumhare hotho ke jaam ko nashila bana raha hu

Shikha - dhirre kroo kahi jahar naa ban jaaye

Maine usske hotho ko khicha

Shikha- ooouchh dard hota hai dhiree sai

Mai- etni mai dard

Shikha - huuuhhhh essi dard ke liye kitane dard jhele hai

Mai usske hotho sai hoth laga diye

Mera sapna tut gaya mai samjh nahi apaya ess samaye yeh sapna

Mere aakhe khul gayi dhekha toh mai jagal mai pada hu aur shikha didi ki asshu

mere akkho par gir rahe hai aur unnka haath mere haath mai hai

Maine jaht sai unka haath chood diya

Shikh didi apni aakhe band kar ke bole jaa rahi thi

Shikha - kass tumahri jagah meri jaan chali jaati kaas mai bata paati ki kitna

caaha hai maine tumhe kass mai kah paati I LOVE YOU aaj meri zindagi ka sabsai

accha din tha ki tumhe mai feel kar paayi par abb tumhare saath mai apni zindgi

kahtam kar dungi

Mai- didi didi kaya huaa app roo kyu rahi hoo

Shikha - kyu naa royu mai tabhi unka dyaan tota dev dev tum thik hoo gaye woh

mere Mere face par behtahasa kiss karnai lagi

Mai- bus kaa.....r....oo aahhh mera sahir phir akadanai laga

Shikha didi chilla padi - nehaaaaaaaa

Neha nai picche mud ke dhekha mai hawa mai uper hoo gaya tha

Neha - yeh kaya hua yeh bhai koo

Sardar - pata nahi aisa humnai kabhi nahi dhekha

Mai todhi dur jaa kar dir gaya

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Dono mere tarf bhaage par neha ke saath aaye logo nai unnhe pakad liya

Samali - nahi neha aur app koo samajha ho ga woh saayd kahatanak hoo abhi

Mai regata hua badhani laga

Mai- aaahhhhh huuuuuhhh meraaa sir meraa sir

Mujhe laga raha tha jaise mere sir mai train ki aawje baj rahi hoo

Mera shair akadnai laga mer haatho sai baal aur haddiya badhani lagi. Mera face

change ho raha tha dhirre dhirre mere pure shair par baal hi baal ho gaya

Dard etan ki maano koi mere andar hath daal kar sab kuch kar raha hai

Mai edhar udhar dhekha toh mujhe pedo aur mountains ki top dhikayi de raha tha

kaya mai hawa mai huu

Maine ass pass dhekha toh bird mujhe manoo kisi pin ki tarh dhikh rahi thi maine

aakho ko malanai ke liye haath uthrya toh laga jaise haath 10000 killo kaa ho

gaya hai mai jassse hi haath ki taraf dhekhaa

Mai- Nnnnnnnnnnnnhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Mere chillane sai yaha nicche kadhhe log hawa mai udate hue dur gire neha shikha

aur unnke saath ke log siddhe panni mai girre

Sadar aur samali ek ghaddhe mai girre woh dono mitti mai hoo gaye

Sadar apne sir ko samabhata hua utha

Sardar - kaya bala hai yeh

Samali- kaya pata maharaj samajh mai nahi aa raha hai

Sardar - kahi yehi toh Hamara agala raja nahi hai

Samali- maharaj hoo sakart hai yeh bhi neha sai judde hi hai par eenmai humari

jaati ki khoobi nahi lagati

Mai phir chillaaya

Kyuki mere apnai hi sharir sai dar raha tha

Sardar dar ke maare pathar ke picche bhaga - yeh kahi kadde khaade mera naa

nikal de

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Mai doudata hua kudd gaya naadi ke upar sai sab mujhe edhar dai udhAr jaate

dhekh rahe the

Mai bhagata hua pedo ko todata hua aage bhadh raha tha

Kai bhagata hua road par aa agaya tha

Maine ek chaalav lada di mai ek ek mall ke bhaar tha

Sab heraine sai meri photo khich rahe the mere waha aa jaane sai wha hala mach

gaya yha logo edhar udhar bhaganai lage

Mujhe khoon ki khushboo aa rahi manoo man kar raha ki sabka khoon pi jau mai

kood ko rok nahi paa rha tha maine ek ladke ko utha liya

Ladka - mummi baachaa papa baacho eeeeeee chodo gaande beast mujhe

Maine usse nicche rak diya sah harani sai dhekhnai lage ki ek katanak werwolf

nai baache ki baat mai

Mujhe need jaisi aane lagi mai girani hi wla tha ki ek red gola mere senne par

padi mai mall said takara woh toh aaccha tha ki kinare sai takarya warana kaafi

log mar jaate

Mujhsai etna bada shrir samabha hi nahi jaa raha tha

Mai samnai dhekha toh black bird tha

Bird bird - aabe mai yaha uss dev ke baache sai lad raha hu taaki yah raaj karu

abb tuh kon hai

Mai bola - sun be par mere muh sai pata naa kaisi awaaj aa rahi thi

BkBird- aaj enn logo ko ennke naye bhajawan sai milawata huu

Ussnai ek family ki tarf ek power ball chhod di

Maine apna haath aage kar diya woh mere haath sai takayi aisa laga jase koi

gudagudi hui

Black bird hawa mai udta hua mujhe chitti jaise lag raha tha

Maine ungli sai usse mara jaise caarom board mai striker woh pata naa kaha gayab

hoo gaya

Par logo ki khoon ki khusbhu mujhe pareshan kar rahi thi

Maine ungli sai usse mara jaise caarom board mai striker woh pata naa kaha gayab

hoo gaya

Par logo ki khoon ki khusbhu mujhe pareshan kar rahi thi
 
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