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DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )
ABB AGGE
Mai waha sai bhaga jidhar black bird ko mara tha mai bhag raha tha aur mera
sharir chhota hota jaa raha tha dhirre dhiree abb mai bus 10-12 feet kaa rah
gaya
Mai todhi hi der ke andar jangal mai thaa
Mere saamnai black bird pada tha
Black bird[ BB ] -aaahhh kon hai chutiyaa saaale nai mar hi dala
Mai -ggaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
BB- abe tuh phir gaya aur yeh pahad chuaa kaise ban gaya
Mai gurata hua uss par khuda
Ussnai ek fire ball mara par mujhpar usska koi ashar nahi hua
Mai ussja gala pakada aut usska aadha mass faad kar fhek diyaa
BB-... aaaaa.....ahhhhhh ....aaaaahhhhhhhaa....a.a..a.ahhhhh
Maine usske pakho ko pakada aur chir diya aur usski kamar sai bone marrow tod
di
Usski dard ki bhayank awwaj purre area mai gunj gayi tabhi uper sai koi roshani
dhhiki
Woh niiche jaise hi aayi ek blast hua mere haath sai BB chuut gaya
Aur woh dur jaa kar gira
Uss roshani mai sai ek bhankar chiz niakali jisske aakhe laal thi aur haath mai
talawar
saayd yeh essi ka nirman hua humari shaktiyoo sai par abb mujhe dar jaisa kuch
mahsusus nahi hoo raha tha
Ussnai mere uper talwaar feeki woh mere upar padi aur tut gayii
Woh chikahata hua mere upaar khuda mai bhi kudaa
Udhar black bird karaha raha tha usske ghaav Bhar hii nahi rahe the
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Edar
Ussnai ek gussa mujhe mara mai dur jaaa kar gira
Mai phir utha aur daaahada aur usski taraf bhaga aur haath aage kar diya
Yeh kaya mera haath usske aar paar ho aur usska dil mere haath mai thaa maine
usska dil fod diya haath sai
Mai apna haath nikala aaj tak etna tezz kabhi nahi hua khuch bhi mere saath mai
light sai 4 guna tezz dauda aisa laga
Usski body raakh ki tarah udd gayi
Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki etni assani sai mar dunga
Aab ess black bird ko aur maar duu aaree heh kaha bhaag gaya
Woh waha par nahi tha
Mere sarir abb fir akadani laga aur mai behosh hokar gir gaya
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5-6 ghante baad
Meri aakhe khuli toh dhekha ki saamne maa bethi hui hai aur pass mai neha aur
payal didi
Mai uthane laga
Neha - aarre bhai lete rahoo bus
Mai- aaarre nahi mai thik hu par mai yaha kaise
Maa- neha nai bataya ki tuh road par behosh pada tha accha hua yeh walk par gayi
aur tuh mil gaya
Mai (man mai)-chaloo neha nai sambhal liyaa sab
Mai- haa maa woh ek car sai taakar lagyi thi
Maa- enn aaj kal logo koo naa
Mai- aare jaane do maa mai thik huu naa bus
Maa nai mera gaal sahalaya - haa mera beta thik hai bus yahi hai
Nicche bell baji
Pari nai gate khola
Parsal boy - yaha richa hai koi
Pari- haa meri bhabhi hai boleye
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Parsal boyvnai ek parsal usse di
Mousi - kon hai beta
Pari- mousi parsal aaya hai
Mousi - kiski hai
Pari- riccha ji ki hai
Mousi - accha jaa de de
Pari parsal lekar gayi riccha ke room mai gayi
Richa - aaree pari yaha kaise
Pari - appki parsal aayi
Richa - kaya meri dhikha jara
Ussnai parsal khola aur ek chiti nikali ussknai aur khuch dhekhnai sai phele hi
usse padaha start kiya
Richa nai chiti kholi aur padhi
Agar tumhe dev chaiye .....
Pari - kaya hai bhabhi
Richa - ku...ch nahi jaa nicche kam hoga mai aati huu
Pari chali gayi aur richa phir padnai lagi
Chiti
Agar tumhe dev hamesha ke liye apna banaana hai toh ess parasal mai mer shktiyoo
aur mere dil sai bana ek khanjar hai agar tum usse dev ko maar doogi toh woh
tumhara hoo gayega hamesha ke liye aur koi nahi hoga usske aur tumahare bich
Tum soch rahi ho mera kaya fayada toh maine apna dil nikal kar yeh banaya hai
toh mai toh mar hi gaya huu par agar tum usse ek kahnzar maar dogi toh mai bhi
jindaa hoo jaunga air tumhe dev mil jayega woh bhi keval tumhe hi payaar karega
par uss sai phele parsal mai ek bottle mai ek khadha hai usse pi lena taaki
tumhe sab yaad rahe
Aaaage sab tum par hai ki tumhe yeh etni saari ladkyoo kaa pati dev caahiye yaa
akela dev
-BLACK BIRD
richa puri pasene mai hoo gayi thi
Edhar mai ess sab sai anjann socha raha tha -haar jab mai usske pankh faad diye
toh toh waha sa gaya kaha mai agar bhehosb. Naa hua hota toh saayd khuch pata
chalata
Maa-dev nicche aa kahana kaah leee
Mai- aaya maa
Mai- aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss
arav ko aur bacha luuuh
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Mai- aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss
arav ko aur bacha luuuh
ABB AAGE
Mai akar nicche beth gaya
Mousi- kaya baat hai bada muskura raha hai bhau nai khushkhabri de di kaya
Mai- kaya mousi aap bhi naa abb khush naa rahu kaya
Payal- kyu ched rahi hoo maa le tuh yeh kaah tere liye special banaya hai
Mai- ohh halwa par kaya fayada mitha nahi lagega
Payal- arre nahi sugar daali hai
Mai- par appke hatho jitani mitti nahi hogi woh
Payal- aare arre mere haatho sai kahana hai
Mai- haa aur agar meri payari bhen bhi khila de toh aur mittha ho jaaye
Neha joh abhi tak face jhukaa kar bethi thi meri taraf dhekha
Mai usske aur woh mujhe dhekh rahi thi payal didi samjh gayi aaj koi baat hai
enn dono mai
Payal- aare neha uth dhekh aisa bhai nahi milega kisi ek mera bhai hai pata nahi
kaha raheta hai kaahe kaa chod baat bhi nahi karata
Mousi- mere bete ko mat bol khuch
Mai- neha tuh khila de yeh ladanai lagi abb
Neha etni jaldi uth kar mere pass aayi ki sab hariran hoo gaye
Neha - bhai sab chir bhari hui hai
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Mai - accha chal humm nicche beth jaate hai
Mai utar kar side ke diwal sai tek laga kar beth gaya
Mai- aare abb khilagi bhi mujbe duty par jana hai
Sab ek saath kuch ko chhod kar.- duty.???????
Mai- oohh sorry maine. Bataya nahi mai yaha ka naya dgp huu
Payal- uuuhhhh ahhhuhhhhh
Maine uth kar unnhe panni pilaya - kaya karti hoo didi
Payal- dgp yah ka tuh
Mai- kaya hua essmai
Maine sabki tarf dhekha
Mai - ohh aap sab aase kyu dhekh rahe ho aur tuh khila rahi hai yaa mai kaah loo
khud
Neha - nahi bhaiya betho aap
Mai beth gaya niche aur neha mujhe khilane lagi
Dad - yeh kab kaya karate hai pata nahi chalata hai
Madan (mousa)- haa waise ek baat batoo yeh sab yeh kar kaise raha hai kabhi
agent kabhu dgp
Dad- kahata hai time aane par sab bata dunga
Madan- kahi aisa naa hoo time nikal jaaye haathoo saai
Mamata(mousi)- aap aisa kyu bol rahe ho dhekho kitane payaar sai kahaa rha hai
yeh kbhi galat nahi karega
Maa - baccho tum kaah loo humm aate hai
Saloni- thik hai maa par hua kaya
Maa - kuch shaadi ka discuss karna hai
Maa mousa , mousi ,dad sab ek room mai chale gaye mujhe toda aajeeb laga
Par maine jada dayaan nahi diya kyuki
Neha bhaut khush hokar khila rahi thi usski aakho mai todhe sai aashu the
Mai- aare pagali kaya hua roo mat
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Neha - bhai kal ke liye mujhe maaf kar doo aur yeh asshu kushu ke hai
Maine usske asshu poçhe
-dhekh gussa toh mai abb bhi hu par aase chupan nahi caahiye tha
Neha mere muh mai halwa dalate hue - aab nahi chupaungi par aap sai dar gaye hai
saab sardar ko haad sai jada bhukahar chad gaya hai
Pari- kisi bhukar chad gaya hai
Mai - chup chaap khaana kaah le dusaro ki bato par jada dyaan dene ki jagah pad
liyaa kar
Pari - par bhaiya maine toh bus pucha hai
Mai- toh sunn le nahi batana kuch tujhe bus baate karawa loo ennsai
Saloni- oye mr jada uudo mat bechari ko rula diya
Mai- kyu kaya galat kaha jab sai aaya hu bus ghuana kahana dekh raha hu
Saloni- sab teri hi vajah sai hai
Shikha - aare kaya bak rahi hai
Mai(man mai)- bhai nikal jaldi warana lagi teri
Mai- aacha mai chalat huu
Saloni- maine kaha ruk jaa phele ess sai maafi mang
Pari roote hue - huuuuahhhuuhhuu jaane do didi
Saloni- dev tuune teka le rakaha har kisi ko choot pahuchane kaa
Pata nahi kyu par saala gussa bahut aa raha tha unnki baato par
Mai aage jaane laga
Saloni- abb etna bada hoo gaya ki mera jawab diye binaa jaa raha hai
Mai khijate hue - kaya pagaloo jaise baate kar rahi hoo kaam karoo apna dusro ki
zindagi mai jada dahakal mat doo
Saloni chilaate hue - de......evv
Mai- kaya dev bhen ho wahi ban kar rahoo gusaa mujhe bhi aata hai
Neha - bhaiyaa saant saant
Mai- chup kar saant ki baachi aur tum jada maharnai mat bana karoo samajhi
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Shikha - dev yeh koi tarika apni badi bhen sai baat karnai kaa
Mujhe eeki baatoo sai erritation hoo rahi thi mai bhar jaane laga
Tabhi picche sai aayi aur saloni didi nai mujhe guhmaya
Aur japad maranai hi waali thi ki maine haath pakad liya
Saloni- teri etnai himmat
Maine unnhe picche hata diya
Tabhi gate khula aur sab bhar aaye
Maa-kaisa hangama hoo raha hai
Pari- maa bhai nai didi ko dhaka diya
Maa-dev yeh mai kaya sunn rahi huu
Mai- sahi sunn rahi hoo enn sab nai mera dimag kaharab kar rakaha hai
Neha - aap sab room mai jaao abhi
Maa- chup kar yaha yeh sab ho raha hai aur tuh room mai bhej rahi hai
Neha - maa baat mano jaoo
Tabhi saloni didi nai ek tapaad rakh diya
Par achank jo hua mere bhi samajh sai bhar tha maine bhi ek taapad maar diya
Dad - dev tera dimag kahrab hoo gaya hai
Shikha didi nai unnhe uthaya
Madan- beta tuh beth gusse mai lag raha hai beth jaa saanti sai pata nahi kaya
kar diyaa enn ladkiyoo nai
Mai- shai kaha mousa ji aapnai enn ladkiyoo nai mera dimag kharab kar diya hai
kaha hai woh saari saala ek aadami kaa majak bana rakaha hai tum mere tum mere
hoo
Mamat- kon
Mai-aree wahi saari meri biwiyaa
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Madan - kaya biwiyaa
Neha mere pass aayi aur mujhe pakad kar le jaane lagi
Neha ke pakadte hi mera gussa jasse gayab hoo gaya mujhe usski shairi ki khusbhu
sai jaise khichav saa mahsus hoo raha tha mai usske picche aram sai jaane laga
Ki tabhi maa nai mera haath pakad kar mujhe rok liya
Neha kaa haath chut gaya
Maine picche dhekha maa ekdum sai picche haath gayi
Payal- what the hell is this
Sab mujhe ghur rahe the
Maine apne shir par haath raka
Yeh kaya mere chaire par baal aa rahe ohh shit phir sai nahi
Pari- .ma.aaa yeh bhai koo kaya hoo raha hai
Neha- khadi mat raho bhaag jaaoo yaha sai abhi yeh naye naye werwolf hai apna
gussa control nahi kar paa rahe hai
Saloni-w..eeerewolf dev tujhe kaise pata
Shikha- yeh sawaloo ka whakt nahi hai aap log kaade kyu hoo yha sai jaoo
Tabhi manav bhai ke saath c chacha/chachi ,bchacha /chachi ,teeno bua kiran
/rani /deepa andar aate hue
Manav - woh maa jara bhar aaaahhhh yehhh kaya hai
Saab ek saath chilla pade
Chachiya aur bua toh chilane lagi ladkiyoo ki tarah -eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
Mai haath aage kiya saloni didi taraf woh picche hat gayi
Saloni- chuna mat mujh piche haatoo
Mai todha aage bhadha
Saloni- nahi nahi picche haatoo
Neha - didi asse mat bolo woh abhi normal hoo sakaete hai
Maine haath nicche kiya
Neha mere pass aakar mera face pakad liya - bhaiya aacha socho aacha socho sab
thik hoga
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Mai- haa mai aacha insaan hu mai kaabu kar lunga
Neha - haa bhaiya aram sai labmi saass
Mai ek lambi saas li
Saab bus hum dono ko dhekh rahe the manno jam jaye hoo
Tabhi saari dev ki deviyaa utarnai lagi sidhiyoo sai
Masoom - aare ekdum mast thi yaar woh chuttudiyaa aahhhhh
(Woh janu sai takarayi) kaya hua janu ruk kyu jayi
Janu nai saamnai ungli kar kar
Di
Saari ki saari bhi maano jamm jayi par chillayi nahi koi
Devika bhaag kar mere pass aayi - yeh kay hoo raha hai aapkoo
Mai- mujhe yaha sai le chaloo kahi mai kuch kar naa doo mai mere pair kaam nahi
kar rahe hai
Devika mere kaan mai- par yah sab hai kaise
(Mai bhi nahi cahataa ki aur kuch ghar waloo ko pata chale )
Mai - aaahhh neha mera haath
Neha - app hato yaha sai
Mere sahrir ki akadan bhadanai lagi
Mai girane wala tha ki neha nai pakad liya
Neha - app yaha rahe toh kisi ko nuksan pahucha doge
Neha nai mujhe khandhe par laad diya aur room mai lejar gate band kar diya
Bhar sab log phele toh mujhe dhekh kar hairan the par neha nak joo kiya woh aur
bhi jada shoking tha
Manv - yeh kaya tha
Mousi- humme nahi pata
Maa room ki taraf jaane lagi
Shikha - nahi badi mummi aisa mat karna woh sambhal legi usse
Maa- kaise sambhal legi kahi woh darinda meri beti ko kuch naa kar de
Devika- kaisi baate kar rahi hoo woh aapka beta
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Maa- par abhi hoh dhekha woh kaya tha mere phool jaisi bacchi ko kuch hoo naa
jaaye
Devika- aapko hamesha enn sabki padi rahti hai jabki ess whakt dard mai woh
hai
Maa- eeeye ladki jaban sambhal apni tum humari bhau ki dost hu ess liye kuch
nahi kah hu humare ghar ke mamalo sai dur rhao
Shikha- app ladoo mat yaha vaise hi badi pareshni hai aur neha koo kuch nahi
hoga
Kiran- agar woh darinda ban gaya toh
Shikha- bus bhaut hoo gaya woh darinda hai toh usse ssath jo hai woh bhi darinde
sai kam nahi hai
Maa - tuh bhi ess bhar waali ka saath mat de
Shikha - yeh koi baharwaali nahi hai yeh pariyoo ki rani aur dev ki wife hai
Sab - kaya ...............
Shikha- haa aur neha ko kuch nahi hoga
Maa- kyu
Shikha -kyuki woh bhi werwolf hai
Maa girr kar behosh hoo gayi
Dad - savitri
Pari /saloni- maa
Baaki sab ki awaaj abhi bhi band thii dar ke mare
Inside room
Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi
Mera shair toda normal hua
Mai- neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya huu tum logo ke
liye
Neha- nahi bhaiyaa mai huu naa
Mai- par abhi bhi mai khudh koo rok nahi paa raha huu
Neha - rukiye saad ess sai kuch hoo jaye warna aap phir sai uss bade werwolf mai
badal jaayenge
Mai- haa karoo
Ussnai mere gaale par kaata aur apne daat bhar nikal liye
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Mera khoon bhene laga aur mera gussa bhi thandha honne laga
Mai karib 1 ghata aisse hi leta rha aur neha mere pass bethi bethi soo gayi
Maine usse hilaya - neha utho neha utho
Neha - huuu haa bhaiya kaya hua aap thik toh hoo naa
Mai- haa par hua kaya tha
Neha - appko gussa aaya aur app badalani lage aur appnai sab bata diya sabke
baare mai
Mai- kaya sabke baare janu devika sabke
Neha - haa uss samaye saayad koi kuch nahi bola par aabb saayad
Mai- par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi hai
Pari- bhai aisa hota hai jab mai bhediyaa bani toh kabhi yaad rahata hai kabhi
nahi
Mai- bahar sabke saamane hua
Neha- haa bhaiya sab the
Mai- thanks tunne mujhe baccha liya ess ghar toh todane sai phele
Neha-par aapko dyaan rakahana hog binaa baat ke guss nahi karna hoga
Mai- thik
Mera phone ring hua
Mai - neha jara phone uthana
Neha - nahi maine hi waha rakha app kahi nahi jaaoge
Mai- utha naa maan jaa jaruri hoga
Neha nai phone uthaya -kisi mohan sir ka hai
Mai- laa de
Neha -nahi aapki tabiyaat kaharab hai yeh aapko bula lenge
Mai- de jauri hota hai tabhi karte hai
Akhir ussnai phone diya
Mai- haa sir
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Mohan - kaha hoo tum tumsai mujhe yeh umid nahi thi phele hi din etna late
Mai- sir koi kaam naa ho rahene de
Mohan-yaha arav ki location mil gayi aur tum kah rahe hoo kaam nahi hai
Mai- kaha hai woh
Mohan - rajesthan mai hai
Mai- waha kaya kar raha hai
Mohan - tum etna ajjeb tarike sai kyu behave kar rahe ho tabiyaat thik hai naa
Mai- haa sir aata huu 1 ghante bye
Maine phone cut kar diyaa
Neha - bhaiyaa pet mai dard hai kaya
Mai- haa bhaut jada aur hadiyoo mai bhi
Neha - jab bhi mai bhediye mai badalti hu tab hota hai aapnai bhut control kiya
hai
Mai- par mujhe teri kusbhu acchi kyu lag rahi hai
Neha - woh ....ma...aaiii
Mai- bol naa
Neha - nahi sharam aa rahi hai
Mai- ab bata bhi de mai sach toh janu
Neha- wwo..hh bhai mai female bhediya hu toh aapko mere pheromone attract kar
rahe hai
Mai- aacha yeh dard kitnai der mai thik hoga meri shktiya bhi ess par kaam nahi
kar rahi
Neha - bhai bus addha ghanta aur lagega
Mai- bhar kya hoo raha hai
Neha -pata nahi bhar nahi gayi abhi tak par unnke sawalo ko kaise face karungi
Mai- maine aur kuch nahi kiya naa
Neha - apnnai saloni didi ko slap mara
Mai- hey bhgwan yeh kaya kiya abb hum dono ko sawaalo ki pratice karti hogi
Neha - app toh bach jaaoge kyuki app bina jaaye mannoge nahi
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Mai- gudiya har chiz jaruri hoti hai dosti aur farz kabhi bhi bula skati hai
Neha - par bhaiya farz bus dosti ka nahi appnai family aur apne caahane waalo
bhi dena padata hai
Mai- kahana assan hai par meri zindagi assan nahi hai
Neha - bhaiyaa mai aapko jaanti huu aap ek kaam ko chhod kar dusra kaam karte
aur usse adhura chhod kar tisra essi liye etnna uljahan mai rahete hoo
Kitni saralata sai ussnai yeh bola joh saayad saach tha pheel maine raw ke
gaadar ka mamala chhoda fir apne chacha ke ladko ka phir arav kaa
Mai- gudiya aaj sai mai vada karta hu ki aaj ke baad jis mai haath daal diya
usse usske anjam tak bina pahuchaye nahi choodunga
Neha- yeh hui naa mere strong bhaiya waali baat
Mai uth kar bathroom mai gaya aur shower ke niche kapadoo mai nahaane laga karib
15min baad mujhe rahat milli aur maine kudh ko saaf kiya aur bhar nikala
Mai- jara kapde nikal kar laa mere room sai
Ussnai jaise hi gate khola sab usski taraf dhekhane lage maa ko bhi hosh aa
chuka tha woh bhaagati hui usse pass aayi
Maa- beta tuh thik toh hai kuch hua toh nahi
Neha - nahi maa mujhe kuch nahi huaa bhaiyaa ke pet mai dard hai
Maa nai mujhe dhekha aur mere pass bhagti hyi aayi aur mujje gaale laaga
Maa- mere baache mere laal kya hua hai tujhe
Mai- maa kaya huaa apko
Hua
Maa-mera beta taklif mai hai aur puchata hai kaya hua
Mai- maa mai toh samajha aapko mere chinta hi nahi
Maa - beta maaf kar de mai kud ko change kar liya tere jaane ke baad tabhi jab
tuh aaya toh mera alag roop dhekha
Mai- maa aap pheli jaise hi raha karo yeh dhikhawa mat kiyaa karoo strong
bananai ka
Maa- par kaya karu akhir mai maa huu kab tak rok paau khud koo
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Mai- maa mai janata huu kayi galatiyaa ki hai maine par maa maine jaan bhuj kar
kuch nahi kiya sab jindagi nai apne app kiya
Maa- beta mai mantai hu par kuch galtiya hum bhi karte hai
Mai -maa maine kosis ki par masoom ki sucide nai mera dil dahala diya maa kaise
kisi ki mout ki vazah ban jau
Phoe ring
Mai- haa sir
Mohan- tum aisa karo sidha rajesthan nikaloo
Mai- thik hai mai pahuch jaunga
Phone cut
Maa- beta mera koi swarth nahi hai mai bus teri zindagi karab nahi hone de
sakti
Mai- maa maine bachpan sai app sabke baad bus komal sai payaar kiya par meri
zindagi ko sayad yeh manjur nahi tha
Aur mujhe nayi zindagi mili aur ek nayi pahachan aur ussi pachan mai masoom janu
sona samil hai
Maa - beta mai maan bhi jaau toh esa duniya ko kaya jawab dega tuh log hum...
Mai- nahi maa aaj kal ke logo ko kaya padi hai kisi dusre ki sab apne mai mast
hai
Maa- beta kaya jawab dungi mai apne pariwar mai sabko
Mai- maa mai abb yaha nahi rahana cahata hu
Maa-beta mujhe kyu jeete ji maar raha hai meri galti ki etni badi saja mat de
Mai- saayad yeh saja maine khud chunni hai mai aap sabke liye kahatara ban gaya
huu kahi galti mai maine kuch kar diya toh
Neha- mai huu naa sambhal lungi
Maa- neha yaha aa meri bacchi darwaja band kar de
Neha humre pass aayi
Neha - haa maa
Maa- beta samjha esse tuh bhi toh esski tarah bhediya hai naa
Mai- nahi maa nahi aisa nahi hai
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Maa- mujhe shikha nai sab bata diya hai essmai tumdono ki koi galti nahi par
beta tuh assi baate naa kar
Mai- nahi maa mai sabke dil ke baare mai soch soch kar apane dil ko pathar bana
chuka hu
Ab mera sharir ek vahsiye khonni darinda naa ban jaaye
Uss sai phele mujhe jana hoga
Maa aur neha oone lagi tezz sai
Neha - bhaiya mai huu naa aako sambhal lungi
Mai- nahi mai apne swaarth ke liye teri zindagi barabaad nahi karunga
Maa- beta tujhe joh man mai aaye kar komal sai janu sai jis sai marzi aaye
shaadi kar par ab dubara mat chhod kar
Mai- abb nahi maa abb ek aur zindagi kaharav nahi kar sakata hu usse abb enn sab
mai nahi launga
Maa- beta mai tere .....
Mai- aare maa haato kaya kar rahi hoo etna bada paapi mat bannoo mujje
Maa- eta mujhe caahe toh mar le par essa mat kar teri bhene tere bina lassh
jaisi hoo jaati hai maine apni family ko tutani sai baachane ke liye khudh ko
bada beta mai galat nahi huu
Heta yeh sab mar jaayengi teri bina
Mai- maa app samjh kyu nahi rahi ho mai nahi ban sakata hu khatra app logo ke
liye
Neha - bhaiya mai aapke liye jaan de dungi
Mai- aree pagali mai tuh kush dhekna cahata tuh jaha bhi jaaye kush rahe aage
teri bhi apni family hogi agar maine kuch galat kiya aur duniya ke saamnai mera
saacha samnai aa gaya toh kaya kahegi apne baacho sai ki tera bhai ek khoon
pinne wala darinda hai
Neha- bhaiya agar yeh baat hai toh shaadi hi nahi karungi
Mai- chaloo mujje late ho raha hai mai chalata huu
Maa- nahi manega tuh
Mai(man mai)- mujhe bina baateye yaha sai jaana hoga
Mai- arre maa mujhe kaam sai rajesthan jaana hai aata huu mai toh majak kar raha
huu
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Maa nai apne aashu pooche - sach mai dev tunne phele ki tarah humme mananai ke
liye kiya yeh sab
Mai has kar - aur nahi toh kaya maa
Woh hasate hue mere gale lag gayi aur neha bhi
Neha - bhaiya app bhaut saitann hoo gaye ho
Mai(man mai)- maaf karna maa aur meri bhenoo par mai abb aur nahi sah sakata huu
yeha abb mere andar kissi aur ko rulane ki himmat nahi hai
Mai- maa app sabko apne tarike sai samjha dena mai aata hu kal subah tak
Maa- jaldi aan warna teri payal didi guss hoo jayegi aur abhi kaya hoga jab tuh
niche aayega
Mai- thik hai maa neha jaa naa kapadai laa kitani baar kahu
Phir maa chali gayi aur mai tayar hokar jaane waala tha pat mujhe thik nahi laga
mai room ki khidaki sai kud gaya kyuki mai abb aur nazaroo ke teer nahi jhena
chahata tha
Maine bike nikali aur gate bhar jaane hi wala tha ki shikha mere saamnai aa gayi
Mai- haat jaayoo yaha sai
Shikha - kaha jaa rahe hoo tum
Mai- kuch kaam hai arav ke silsile mai
Shikha - mai bhi chalungi tumhare saath
Mai- kaha naa hath jaoo mai tumhe toh kaya kisis ko bhi nahi le jaa sakata huu
Shikha - kyu mai
Maine unnhe side kiya aur bike lekar nikap pad todha dur jaane par mujhe awwaj
aayi kisi ladki ke chill
Maine picche dhekha - yaar yeh manati kyu nahi hai
Mai bike aage karne hi wala tha ki woh kisi pathar sai takara kar gir gayi
Maine bike roki aur usse uthane gaya usske muh ssai khoon aa raha tha
Maine shirt sai pocha - kaya pagal hoo gayi hoo jada agent pana shoojh raha
hai
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Shikha- mujhe kuch accha nahi lag raha tumhara jana
Mai(man mai)- ennhe kaya hoo gaya
Shikha - baat kaya hai dev
Mai- kuch nahi ghar jaoo mai kal aa jaunga
Shika - mujhe bhi le chaloo
Maine todi der socha - thik hai par mission ke baad tum gahr aa jana
Shikha -chale abb
Mai usse bike par lekar nikala hum kuch der mai sahair sai bhar the
Shikha- abb bata bhi do kaya baat hai
Mai- kucch bhi nahi hai
Shikha - mai acche sai jannati huu tabhi sab kuch chhod kar aayi huu tumhe meri
kasam
Mai bike ko rok diyaa
Mai- app pagal hoo kaya
Shikha- yeh jawab nahi hai
Mai- toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sabkuch chood kar jaa rhaa huu
Shikha- kaya
Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo
par hamala naa kar duu essliye app sab sai dur rahunga par phele saari musibate
khatam kar doo
Udhar ek mahal mai puja hoo rahi thi aag ki lapate etnai lambi thi woh mahal ki
uchani ko chunai ki khosis mai thi
Aur samnnai yeh sab rakaha tha jause kissi saitan ko bulane ki tayarri thi
Mantra padhe jaa rahe hai ek kitab mai sai
BB- bherjh kundsvdr maha kaal mahakaal namita jag jag namita jursitama
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Shirsti vinashak kaal kaal mahakaal dujh banjana maha ganajana shaitan shaitan
Darshan doo apne bhakat ko
Aur ussmai sai ek bhayank shaitaan nikala
Shaitan nai usse garadan sai pakad kar utha liya
Shaitan- teri etni himmat ki mujhe meri tapasaya sai jagaya
BB- Saham par mere pass koi aur rasta nahi hai
Sahitan - toh jaa apni kaali shaktiyoo ki maalik ke pass jaa
- nahi jaa sakata woh sirf shktiya dete hai par app mujhe jeevan daan de
sakete hai
Shaitaan - kyu aaya hai abb yaha kaya caahiye tujhe
BB- parbhu meri jaan mere phank nahi rahe kisi janwar nai ukaa diye mai ek
mamuli janwar sai haar gaya
Shaitan ki aag dhirre dhirre kahatam ho gayi aur woh normal hoo gaya
Shaitan - murkh woh koi aur nahi woh dev hi tha
BB- nahi aisa nahi hoo sakata hai
Shaitan - woh usski bhen ki wajah sai hai abb bol kyu jagaya mujhe
BB- parabhu mai apni ruh aapko deta aap nahi caahate toh mai nahi marunga
Saitaan - mai teri ruh ko nikal kar kisi aur mai daal deta huu joh usska dushman
hai phir tujhe uss ladki sai woh kahnzar kaise bhi usse marwana hoga tabhi tuh
zinda hoga
BB- app mahan hai aapko sab pata hai mai kar dunga
Shaitaan -etna assan nahi hai woh ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai ki kahi woh apne
logo ko naa maar dee
BB- mai usse kahatam karwa dunga ussi ki premika ke haatho
Saitaan - usse sahkti mai harana naamumkin hai usski kamzori par war karna hoga
tujhe
BB- ji aisa hi hoga usski kamori hai usski premikaye aur bhene joh usske liye
pagal hai aur usske ghar waale
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Shaitan- woh jitana unn sai dur hoga tujhe utana karib honna hoga
BB - par kon hai uska etna bada dushman ki mai usske sharir mai jaa sakata hu
Shaitan - wahi jis nai usske dost ko kod kiya aur uss ladki ke baap ko mara jis
ka fayada utha kar tumnai usse gumhrah kiya tha ussi abhi bhi yahi lag raha hai
ki tumnai usse kaid kar rha hai ha ha ha ha aur woh sach hoga
BB- ha ha ha dnaye hoo app prabhu app dhanye hoo
Shaitan - yeh chaplusi band kar aur mujhe kush kar warana
BB NAI taali baajayi aur waha 10 addmiyoo ko kahda kiya gaya
Shaintain nai haath aage kiya aur unnke jaan khich kar apne andar le li
Shaitan - Tunne mujhe kush kar
BB- abhi aur bhi kuch hai
Ussnai phir taali baajali toh waha 2 ladkiyo koo laya gaya jise dhekha kar
sahitan ke muh mai panni aa gaya
Shaitan nai haath uper kiya - humme akelea chhod tera kaam ho jayega
BB - jai ho jai ho shaitan ki
BB waha sai bhar aaya
-ab nahi bachega tuh kaya hua mai sahkti sai nahi hara paya dimag sai marunga
tujhe
Mai- toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sabkuch chood kar jaa rhaa huu
Shikha- kaya
Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo
par hamala naa kar duu essliye app sab sai dur rahunga par phele saari musibate
khatam kar doo
IDHAR
Shikha -dev kaisi baate kar rahe ho tum tum jaante hoo eksaka kaya ashar hoga
humari family par
Mai- haa par mai abb gahr nahi jaunga
Shikha - nahi mai tumhe kahi nahi jaane dungi akhir mere dil ki halchal sahi
nikali
Mai- joh bhi ho mai bus dur rah kar app sabki rakhsha karunga
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Shikha -uski bhi jarura nahi hai mai rakh lungi apni family ka dyaan
Mai- aapp gundo sai bacha sakati ho par black bird jaiso sai bhidhana nahi aata
aapko
Shikha- black ho yaa white sabko dhekh lege hum mil kar
Mai- hum kon
Shikha - kaya tere pass hi powers hai bus saloni janu devika sabke pass hai
Mai - app samjah nahi rahi ho mai unnke liye kahatara ban sakata hu
Shikha - bakwas hai yeh sab
Mai -aisa karo abhi chaloo dhekh lenna jab hoga
Shikha - maine kab mana kiya chaloo
Mai unnhe lekar nikal pada bich mai kayi jagah par ruke hum petrol bhawaya aur
kuch kaya piya par shikha didi gusse ke karan ek word bhi nahi boli kaafi lambe
safar ke baad hum jaipure pahuche
Maine sir ko call kiya
Mohan - kaha ho tum
Mai- sir jaipur mai hu
Mohan- accha ess whkt kaha par hoo
Maine ek dukan waale sai pucha
Aur phir
Mai- haa sir yeh koi jal mahal hai
Mohan- accha aisa karoo waha sai sitapur ke multispeciality hoapital mai chale
jaoo
Mai- par kyu sir
Mohan- arav ki halat kaharb hai humnai usspar shak kiya par woh toh kudh kaid
tha par woh unn sabko mar kar bhaag aaya hai saath ma dgp ki ladki bhi hai abb
unko hifajat sai yaha lana tumhari jimedari
Mai- ok sir app befikar raho
Mohan- ok jaldi report doo
Mai- ok sir
Maine phone cut kar diya
Mai- bhagwan nai aapki sun li ab mera darinda nahi jagega
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Woh kuch nahi boli
Main hospitap pahucha
Waha recepetion sai pata kiya
Aur arav ke room mai gaya
Arav ko needles lagi hui thi aur pass mai woh bethi thi
Sweety - DGP DAUGHTER
Mai- kaisa hai arav
Sweety nai meri tarf dhekha aur meri tarf aa gayi
Ussnai mujhe marnai ke liye haath uthaya par bich mai shikha didi nai pakad
liya
Shikha- tumjari etni himmat
Sweety - yeh ennsan ek number kaa dhokhebaaj hai paise essnai churaye aur bhugat
arav raha hai dushmani esski bhugat arav raha hai
Shikha - dhekho hum sab ek team hai aur yeh humare boss aur boss kuch bhi
faisala le woh humara faisala
Sweety - apne bf ki jada taarif mat karoo
Mai- dimag thikane par hai naa
Sweety - kaya payar hai ek ko bolo toh dusara bhdak jata hai toh mere arav ko
kyu dhukh de rahe ho
Mai- tumhara arav
Tabhi gate khula
Nurse - tum sab pagal hoo yaha
Patient serous hai aur tum
Mai- sorry sis abb nahi hoga
Woh chali gayi
Sweety - kaya lene aaye hoo abb yaha mere arav ko toh mar chukee hoo
Shikha - stop talking you selfish
Woh aage gayi aur arav ki needles nikal di
Sweety - heey koi hai koi hai yaha par
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Maine uska muh band kar diya
Shikha nai pass ke medicine mai kuch liya aur arav ko inject kar diya
Arav hadbada kar uth gaya woh edhar udhar dhekhene laga todha saant hua toh
Arav- arre dev yaha
Mai- harmkhor bina baatye gayab ho gaya hai aur aya toh yaha leta hua hai maine
sweety ko chhodate hue kaha
Sweety - yeh tum thik kaise ho gaye
Mai- woh shikha ka kamal hai
Shikha - kaya jaurat thi woh drugs lene ki
Arav- aree nahi leta toh sab mujhe normal nahi samajhete
Sweety- what tum normal nahi ho
Mai- are usske dimag par chot lagi hai
Sweety - tumjare dimag par lagi hogi chhot
Arav - chup karo sweety
Mai- yaar teri waali toh laal mirch hai
Sweety shikha ke pass gayi - app kitnai acchi hai mere arav ko ekdum thik kar
diya par aapka bf ya boss bhut alag hai
Mai- yaar saari lakiyoo ke dimag mai kahara hai kaya arre meri maa woh meri ...
Sweety- wife hai
Mai- haat saala yah rukahana hi nahi mai gate khol kar bhar chala gaya
Arav - sweety tumnai ussai gussa diya yeh usski bhen hai sahikha
Sweety -opps sorry didi maaf karana galti hoo gayi
Shikha - koi baat nahi par arav yeh sweety kaha sai aa gayi
Arav- woh hum bhaut phele sai ek dusre ko payaar karte hai dev sai milene sai
phele humara breakup hoo gaya tha par ess hadsae nai hum mila diya
Sweety - jis mai mere dad
Woh ronne lagi shikha didi nai aage bhadh kar usse chup karaya
Shikha - nahi rotte nahi
Sweety - maaf karana didi par apka bhai dosto ki kadar nahi jannata hai warana
woh arav ko bacchane aata par par accha hi hua mera arav hero hai hero hosh mai
aate hi dhul ki tarah uda diya maine toh soccha ki jis boss ke liye etnai ladyi
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hui saayd woh takawar hoga par mere arav ke saamnai woh kuch nahi hai
Shikha didi nai essakro sai sai arav sai pucha kaya esse kuch nahi pata
Arav nai palake jhuka kar haa mai jawab diya
Shikha - toh abb chale waha sab nai tumhe hi mudere saabit kar diya hai
Sweety apne aasu pochate hui - mera satement hi saabit kar dega ki arav nai kuch
nahi kiya
Shikha - chaloo humme jaldi hai
Arav - chaloo
Woh tenno bhar aaye waha ek hawaldar khadaa tha mai uss sai baate kar raha tha
Sweety - arav tum order do ki hum jaa rahe hai
Arav - sunno yaha
hawaldar nai meri tarf dhekha
Sweety - udhar kaha dhekh rahe ho woh honge kisi private egency ke boss par logo
ko mar kar anne waale yaha hai
Hawalar - par naye dpg sir toh yeh hai
Sweety - what how they do that
Maine arav ko esshara kiya
Arav - arre chaloo raste mai baat kar lenge
Phir binaa kuch bole hum bhar aaye aur humare jaane ki puri tayari thi maine
bike wahi chhodi aur nikal pada unnhe lekar car mai
Jab tak hum shar sai bhat nahi aa gaye koi kuch nahi hola aakhir woh boli jis
mai sunnana nahi caahata tha
Sweety - arav muderer aur tum dgp police waaloo ka dimag kaharab hoo gaya hai
Arav - sweety bus bhi karoo tum baar baar usse kyu irritate kar rahi hoo
Sweety kyu naa karu jab sai kinap kiya hai uss kutte shashank nai tab sai ennki
bus ...
Mai- ek ek minute kata kaha tumnai shasahnk
Sweety - haa woh baar baar usse hi boss kah rahe the
Arav - par maine aisa kuch nhi sunna
Sweety - jab tum bhesoh the pure 10 ghante tab ki baat hai
Mai - yaar maine toh socha hi nahi tha shashank karega yeh sab mujhe laga black
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bird ka kaam hai
Arav- yaar saayad teri vajah sai usski postion chali gayi essi liye kyui usske
baad jadatar field opration tunne kiye usse chhote motte hi milate
Shikha - saayad tum sahi kah rahe ho dev nai usse phele din mar mar kar bheshosh
kar diya tha saayad apni bezati samajh li
Mai- par woh gaadari kyu karega
Arav- yaar kaya pata laalach mai
Sweety - ek baat puch sakati huu
Arav- puchoo
Sweety - yeh kon hai
Arav -abb tum sai chupana thik nahi mai raw agent hu
Sweety - what ra.....aa.w agent
Arav- haa aur yeh humara boss kum dost tumnai "Joker gang " ka naam sunna hoga
naa
Sweety ki awwaj ab ekdum normal ho gayi thi - haa par kyu
Arav - humara hi gang hai aur yeh hai aur yeh hai joker hai hainaa dev
Maine picche mudh kar kahane hi wala tha ki
Sweety - aahhh
Aur woh bheshosh ho gayi
Mai- arre bhabhi ji ko kaya hua
Arav - bhabhi ke baache apna mask hata meri sweety ko dara diya sweety sweety
..........woh usse uthane laga
Edhar mere ghar par matalb payal didi ke ghar par
Payal- aare maa dev kha hai etna time ho gaya hai nazar nahi aaya
Mousi - aare gaya hoga kaam sai pareshan mat hoo
Payal - agar meri shaadi ke din aisa kiya naa toh chodungi nahi
Neha - are nahi didi bhaiya sahar sai bhar gaye hue hai aa jaayene kal tak
Tabhi mere ghar ke bhar caroo ka ek kafila ruka aur ussmai sai 30-40 adami
nikale aur purre ellake ko ghair liya aur usmai sai sandy aur shiva bhar
nikale
Aur ghar mai gaye
Mousa - kon ho tum sab aur yaha kaise
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Shiva - jaldi yaha sai nikaliyd bhar mujhe dev bhai ka dost hu
Dad - arre aase kaise hum kaise maan le
Pari- mai jannti hu dad humme ennki baat manani hogi
Sandy - jaldi bhar ussnai ghadi mai time dhekha
Sab bhar aa gaye ghar sai
Sandy nai sabko cars mai bethaya aur bhaaga di gaadi
Jasse hi woh dur pahuche ghar blast hoo gaya aas paass ke ghat dur the. Aur
picche khet the toh aur kissi ko koi nuksan nahi hua par humare ghar ke ek ek
eet udd gayi thi dhamakae mai mere gahar waaloo ka pasina mai bura haal hoo
gaya
Edar
Arav nai sweety ko uthaya ki tabhi mera phone baja
Mai- hello.
Shasahank - ha ha ha tuh apne dosto ko bacchata rah jaayega aur yaha tera pura
pariwar uda diya maine accha hua tuh ghar chhod kar chala gaya janwar saale
Mai- kaya kuute mai tujhe nahi chhodunga kaat daaluga tujhe jamin sai nikal kar
marunga kyu yahi soch raha hai naa tuh toh sunn bhenchod tuh kaya sochata hai ki
mai assi hi joker hu ab joh mai bolunga dyaan sai sunn
Flash back
Jab neha muhe room mai laayi
Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi
Mera shair toda normal hua
Tabhi meri nazar saame ki ghadi par gayi jismai camera laga hua tha mai samajh
gaya koi hum sab par nazar rakh raha hai mera dimag tezzi sai dodani laga aur
maine kuch socha
Mai- neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya huu tum logo ke
liye
Neha- nahi bhaiyaa mai huu naa
Phir usske baad neha nai mujhe kaata aur maine sonne kaa naatak kiya aur jab
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utha toh phone sai baat karke neha ko baato mai lagaya aur phone lekar bathroom
mai gaya aur bathroom check kiya yaha koi camera nahi tha maine ek shiled
banayai(apni power sai ) jismai naa mujhe koi tarck kar skata hai naa mere phone
koo
Mai- haa hello sir
Mohan - kaya hua
Mai- shar raw ke jintane agents ke phone yaa koi bhi device unnhe di gayi ho tap
kariye jab mjjhe phone aaye tab joh kuch bhi hoo aap sunn kar action lenna aur
abhi todhi der. Baad phone karkae kahana ki mai rajesthan jaau yaha sai
Mohan- ok jaisa tum kaho par baat kaya hai
Mai- sir saayad koi hai raw mai joh humari jasusi bhaut dino sai kar raha hai
aur wahi gadar hai
Mohan - par kaya woh tummhe phone karnai ki galti karega
Mai- sur kushi sab karwa deti hai ok bye
Phir maine shikha didi ko msg mai sab likh kar bata diya ki unnhe mere saath
jaane ke liye natak karana hai kyuki hum par nazar rakhi jaa rahi hai
Aur phir maine sanday aur shiva ko msg karkae sab samajha diya aur apne ghar
par. Nazar rakhani ko kaha
Present
Shashank- par yeh kaise hoo sakata hai maine teri har ek chiz par nazar rakhi
phir kaise
Mai- saayad tuh bhool gaya hai ki main tera bhi. Baap hu
Tabhi shashak ke room kaa gate tota aur waha kayi saar
Agent gusse aur uss par gun laga di
Mai - bye bye fudu. Agent
Maine phone cut kar diya
Aur saamane ke mirror sai camera nikala
Shikha - kaya yaha bhi
Mai- pata nahi aur kaha kaha lagaye hai saale nai agar maine yeh bug dector naa
pahena hota toh saayad pata nahi chalata
Arav- kaya toh phene hue tha tabsai
Mai- haa saale nai har ek chiz par nazar rakhi thi par mujhe lag gaya tha ki yeh
kissi agent kaa kaam hai warna humari offical jankari toh hume bhi yaad nahi
rahati kabhi kabhi
Arav - waha yaar kaya solid daaw khele hai ek hi jahtake mai sab dher
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Mai- kaya karu kitnae dino sai pareshan kar rakha hai abb khayega jel ki hawa
par man toh tha jaan sai maar duu
Shikha- nahi yahi sahi hai
Mai car aage bhadaha di aur udhar shiva sandy sabko lekar mere naaye ghar
pahucha aur savko andar le gaya
Sab sadamai mai the par jaise hi ghar mai gaaye sabka muh khula kaa khula raha
gaya
Dad - yeh kiska ghar hai
Shiva - appka hai sir
Dad -yeh toh yeh toh
Sanady- haa swarg jaisa hai
Ho bhi kyu naa dev bhai kaa joh hai
Sab jaise bhul hi jaye the bomb attack ko par bua nahi
Kiran - par woh dhamaka aur ghar
Shiva - woh aap sabko marnai ki saajish thi yaaki dev bhai tut jaaye baaki aap
unnhe sai puch lenna
Payal - par woh hai kaha
Shiva - aa jaaye kuch ghanatoo mai yeh loo msg bhi gaya
Payal didi nai phone le liya aur call kar di
Payal- hello ke baache ghar aa mai teri jaan le lungi
Mai- aaare maine aapki jaan baachayi aur app mujh mar dogi
Payal- kaha naa abhi aa kuch bhi power use kar yaa kuch bhi par abhi caahiye
yaha tuh
Mai phone side kiya - arav babhi ji ki aakhr band kar de
Sweety - kyu mai abb nahi darungi tumsai
Mai -ok fine
Maine haath caar sai bhar nikala aur ek balck hole banaya joh mere naye ghar ke
parking mai khule
Aur caar ko ussmai gusa diya
Jab uss hole hai hote hue ghar ki parking mai pahuche toh
Arav- aabe kaya kiya
Mai- abb kaya hua
Arav - yeh toh beshosh hoo gayi phir sai
Mai- maine phele hi kaha tha abb chal le kar chal andar
Ussani usse goad mai uthaya aur hum andar jaane lage
Hum jab andar gaye toh waha sab humme ghurane lage
Payal- aa gaya tuh
Mai- didi app gusaa kyu hoo*
Payal didi ekdum sai ronne* lagi
Mai (man mai)- ennhe toh oscar milana caahiye emotional hone mai
Mai unke pass gaya Aur unhe chup karane laga Unhone mere seene par gusso ki
barsat kar di
Payal- tuh bahut ganada* hai mai tujhsai baat nahi kraungi
Mai- kay hua didi aisa mat karana
Maa -teri vajah sai esska ghar blast ho gaya aur kahata hai ki kayahua
Payal- kaisi baat karati ho dev par toh asse* hajaro ghar kurban hai mai toh ess
liye kaha kyuki yeh jab aapsai* ghar chhodani ki baat kar raha tha tab mai gate
ke pass hi thi
Mai- arre jassus toh mai huu* app jassusi kab sai karani lagi Woh sab ek jaal
tha kissi ko fasane ke liye waise agar mai nahi aata toh
Payal didi nai mujhe sofe par chakka de diya
Payal didi edgar edhar* udhar dhekene lagi - ess ghar mai koi
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Chadi (stick) kyu nahi hai
Devika nai haath piche kiye aur chadi*(stick) la kar didi ko de di
Mai-devika yeh thik nahi hai aaahhhh ouuuch nahi didi aage nahi hoga
Payal - bol shaadi sai pehle jaayega kahi
Mai- aahhh suja diya haath nahi jaunga kahi bus na
Saloni - nahi didi aur marro
Mai- aahh nahi tumhe toh baad mai dhekh lunga
Saloni- yahi kadhi hu mai dhekh le didi taango par marro taaki chal naa paaye
Payal- tuh chup kar mai jaanti hu
Mai-didi mai shaadi tak kahi nahi jaane wala
Payal-pakka
Mai-haa didi pakaa mar mar kar suja diya hai
Unhone marana band kiya
Payal - kitana* natak karta hai koi choot nahi lagi tujhe
Maine wahi shirt utar di
Kiran - haaye ram kitna besharam ho gaya hai
Cchacha - haa* esski shaadi sach mai karani hogi tabhi lagam* lagagi esski
Mai-aap logo ki tarah nahi huu* mai strong hu
Masoom- woh toh pata chalega hi aage
Sab ke sab has nai lage
Mai- kaaya didi sab has rahe rahe aur app roo rahi hoo
Payal- mujhe laga tujhe choot nahi lagagi
Maine dhire sai kaha - didi yeh jaduyi hai mujhe toh bus halki si lagi apne
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husband ko mat mar dena woh mar hi jaayenge
Payal- chup kar saitaane ke baache
Mai- are yar shiva jara dusri light on kar bhai
Shiva nai dusari light on ki Sab ke muh khule rah gaye
Dad - wah kaya sajawat hai jaise kisi pari nai sajaya hai
Mai-haa dad pariyoo ki raani nai Sab mere taraf dhekene lage
Didi nai baat badalate hue Payal- waise tunne sab phele hi soch rkha tha kaya
Mai- haa yeh toh socha hi tha aur haa saara samaan sabke room mai jaisa waha
tha
Payal- kbhi kbhi magic ke fayede bade aache lagate hai
Mai- accha mai chala sonne app log apna apna room dhekh loo aur haa mousa ji app
jada mat socho mai hu sab sambhal lunga
Arav- yaar bhai esska kuch kar
Maa -kon hai yeh aur asse kyu laaye hoo
Mai- woh sab bad mai maa tuh lekar chal mere saath
Hum dono uper ke room mai gaye
Arav nai sweety ko lita diya
Mai usske sir par haath rakaha aur kuch mantra bole
Sweety ki aakhe khulane lagi
Arav nai usse gale laga liya
Mai waha sai uth kar jaane laga
Arav-todhi der ruk jaa
Mai- naa bhai kahi bhabhi phir behosh naa hoo jayee
Arav hasa par bhabhi ji nahi
Mai waha sai akkar apne room mai let gaya
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Maine apni akkhe band kar li aur khoo gaya apni sapanoo ki duniya mai
Jaha mai tha aur meri komal
Mai usski goad mai leta hua hu aur woh meri baalo ko sehala rahi hai thi
Sab log apne apne room mai gaye par riccha abhi bhi pareshan thi woh jakar apne
rom mai bethi aur bolane lagi
Richa-kaya karu mai esska
Usske haath ma ek chhoata saa beg tha usnai usse khola aur ussmai sai kanzar
nikala ettni bhaag doad maj bhi ussnau usse apne saath hi raka tha
Richa nai usse bed par rakha aur apni mom ko phone kar diya
Rekha - haa hello kaisi hai tuh
Riccha - acchi hu mom app kaisi hoo
Rekha - acchi hu par teri awaaj etni udas kyu hai
Richa - woh mom mera sir dard ho raha hai
Rekha -dev nai kuch kaha kaya
Richa - essi baat ka toh dard hai woh kuch kahate hi nahi
Rekha- tuh kush toh hai naa mai baat karu kaya us sai
Richa - nahi mom mujhe abb bus dev caahiye woh bhi sirf mere bus mere
Rekha - beta ajj teri baato mai kuch toh azzeb hai
Richa- mom agar dev ko apna banane ki liye agar mai kuch kar saku toh karu
kaya
Rekha- yeh bhi puchane ki baat hai kaya waise bhi tere dad jaane waale hai dev
ke dad ke pass teri aur usski shaadi ki baat karani aakhir kab tak meri beti
assi hi waha rahegi
Richa-sach mom sach
Rekha - haa are kon nahi caahega ki usski beti ki shadi yaha ke mashur
induatrilist ke bete sai ho joh dgp hai
Bus usski aur masoom ki shaadi ho chuki hai sunna hai par woh sab joh bhi ho toh
usski pheli wife hai
Richa- haa maa sahi kaha apni aap chinta mat karo mai sab thik kar dungi
Ussnai phone cut kr diya
Rekha- hello hello kaya kar nai ja rahi hai uff phone hi cut kar diya chalo kush
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toh hui yehi kaafi hai
Udhar sab apne room dhekh kar kaafi khush the
Kaafi time baad shor sunayi diya
Aur pari kasish sai lad rahi thi
Pari -yeh room mera hai kyuki yeh bhai ke room sai attach hai aur tujhe bas
todhi dherv rukane diya bus
Kasish - ase kaise mai phele ess room mai aayi huu
Pari-uss sai koi fark nahi padata hai
Kasish - mai badi mummi sai shikat kar dungi
Saloni- kyu chilla rahi ho tum dono jis lena hai le loo lado mat
Aur tuh pai lene de naa usse waise bhi usse kuch din baad jana hi hai
Kasish - how sweet of u di
Pari badabadate hui mere room mai aa gayi
Pari- ennko toh mai chodungni nahi kasse smile pas kar soo rahe
Ussnai gate lock kiya aur mere upar kud gayi
Mai- aahhh hh kom....allll
Pari- komal nahi pari huu mai
Mai- aare pari kaya tuh yaha
Pari- woh side wala room kasish nai le liya toh mai aa gayi appke pass par komal
didi ka naam kyu
Mai- chup kar didi nahi woh samjhi
Pari- sorry woh ...m..
Mai-chal abb hat sonne de
Pari- nahi mujhsai baat karo mai. Nahi sonne dugi
Mai- kaya bachapna hai hai pari
Pari mere upar sai haati aur jaane lagi
Mai(man mai)- kahi yh bhi neha ki tarah naa ruth jaaye
Mai utha aur usse picche sai pakad liya
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Pari- chhodo mujhe nahi karani apsai baat
Ma- maaf kar de naa
Maine usse god mai uthaya aur lita diya bed par
Pari- phele kyu bhagaya
Mai- arre mai toh majak kar raha tha
Pari- bhai waise komal ka sapana dhekh rahe the
Mai chock gaya usse aisa bolanai sai
Usnai hilaya mujhe
Mai- haa dhekh raha toh kaya hua
Pari- app usskee sapne kyu dhekhete ho jab woh apko nahi samjah sakati hai
Kai- woh......chod jaane de yeh bata aage kaya karana hai tujhe(mai baat badal
di )
Pari- kuch nahi bhai bus mai ek dancer banaa cahati huu
Mai- tabhi tera padayi mai man nahi hai
Pari- haa aisa hi kuch
Mai- aur kuch hai
Pari- haa aur app sai payaar
Mai- pari maine tujhsai kaha tha woh sirf attraction hai
Pari- jisa appko uss komal aur baaki sab ke liye hai
Mai tezz sai - pari yeh jada hoo raha hai
Ussnai mujhe kich liya
Pari- abhi kiya kaya joh jada hoo gaya
Mai(man mai)-hey bhagwan baccha loo ess sai
Ussnai gaal par ek kiss kiya
Pari- appko bhuk nahi hai kaya subah sai sahi sai kuch nahi kaahya hai
Mai- haa bhut joro ki meri vajgah sai yeh sab hua toh kissi ko preshan nahi kiya
aur bhar kahanne ka man nahi tha
Pari uth kar - bhai kitchen kaha hai chaloo batoo mai bana dungi
Mai- kaya sach mai
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Pari- bhabhiya toh bus ladnai mai dimag laga rahi chaloo abb
Mai kush tha bahut par chuki bhi ki yeh baat shaayad sahi thi woh sab bhi yahi
kar rahi thi
Mai - haa chal
Hum dono niche aa gaye kitchen mai
Pari- bhai saara saman hai yaha sab kuch
Mai-haa woh toh devika nai sab kar diya hoga
Pari - kaya banau bataoo
Mai- jada nahu halka fulka bana de
Phir woh lag gayi apne kaam mai aur mai bus khadde khade dhekh raha tha
Todhi der baad jab bana gaya
Pari- kaha khoo gaye hoo aur khadee ho tab sai
Mai- tuh bhi toh kadhi hi thi
Pari- bhai app kab kaya bolate ho abb samajh mai nahi aata hai
Mai- chal phele kaah lete hai
Pari-chaliye room mai apne haatho sai khilanungi aapko
Ussnai khane ki taali li aur
Mai bina kuch bole chal pada usske picche room mai pahuch kar hum dono bed par
beth gaye aur woh mujhe khilane lagi
Pari oucch haath kahoge kaya
Mai-sorry jada lagi toh nahi
Pari- nahi app kahoo
Khane khane ke baad mai aur muh haath do liya woh bhi niche chali gayi thaali
rakhane
Tabhi richar aayi
Mai- kaaya baat hai aaj sab ek ek kar ke jaag rahe hai
Richa -kuch nahi kon aaya tha
Mai- pari thi
Richa -accha ek baat karani hai
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Mai- haa. Aoo betho picche kaya hai haath mai
[Richa bed par akar bethi aur dhirre sai woh khanzar takiye ke nicche rakh diya
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Richa - dekho kuch nahi woh bus asse hi picche kar rakha tha haath
Mai- chhodo baat baato kaaya hai
Richa-woh mom kah rahi thi baat karnage dad humari shaadi ki
Mai- abhi nahi ho sakata yeh mai abhi todha busy rahunaga
Richa - kab tak
Mai- 1 saal tak sayad abhi ess baare mai nahi sochana hai waais kaya fark padata
hai jab tum uss din sai mujhe apna husbad maan chuki hoo
Richa - nahi 1saala nahi aur abhi kissi ko nahi pata hai tumhare baare mai
Mai- kaya bola
Richa - sorry appke baare mai
Mai- nahi wahi thik hai abb jada formality ki jarurat nahi hai hum naaye log hai
toh yeh aap waap chhod do tum sahi hai
Richa - par aapke gahr waale
Mai- kahana naah koi farak nahi padata hai
Richa - jaisa tum kahoo toh kaya socha hai
Mai-abhi mujhe toda time doo
Waise bhi abhi mujhe abhi janu ki chinata hai
Richa nai apna haath khanzar ki taraf bhadaha liya
Richa- aur
Mai- aur kaya tum toh jaanti hoo masoom aur sona ko bhi time nahi de pata huu
Richa nai khnazar haath mai le liya
Richa - aur devika didi bhi toh hai
Mai- are haa sahi kaha tumnai
Richa - eenate din baad akele mile ho gaale to laga looo
Mai has pada -aare puchati kyu ho aao naa
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Ussnai mujhe gaale laga liya
Richa (man mai)-abb tum sirf mere ho jaaoge
Mai-kujhe maaf kar dena enn sabke liye mai kud nahi cahata ki mai kissi ko dhoka
du phele mai tumsai payaar nahi karata tha mai manata hu par abb tumhari mere
dil mai jagah ban gayi hai par sahi kahu toh mujhe anhi lagata mai samabhal
paunga essi liye bachata rahata huu
Richa - toh chhod kyu nahi dete sabkoo hum dono ek accha pariwar baanayge
Mai- phele saayad kar bhi deta par abb nahi kar sakata hu
Richa - agar aisa kuch ho ki sab thik ho jaaye toh kaya tum mukjsai payaar
karoge
Mai-haa par aisa naa ho toh thik hai
Richa - par abhi toh kaha
Mai- chhodo uss baare mai baat mat karo aur kitni der aur asse gale lagi rahogi
Richa - bus honne waale hoo
Mai-kaya
Richa - tum mere
Tabhi gate ki awaaj aayi richa. Jhat sai alag ho gayi
Pari- aree bhabhi aap yaha sorry mujhe pata nahi tha
Richa- aree nahi pari aa jaa beth hum bhi bus baate kar rahe the
Pari aayi aur mere khanddhe par mai haath daal kar meri peth par lad gayi
Pari- babhi woh haath mai kaya hai nila saa
Richa- kaaa.haa k..uuuch bhi nahi
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Woh uthi aur gate sai bhar nikal gayi
Mai- kaya hua esse samajha nahi
Pari - chhodo bhai abb soo jaaoo maine aapko jaga diya tha naa
Mai- abb need nahi aa rahi hai
Woh niche utar kar gayi aage aur bhaag kar mere upar kud gayi
Mai apne hoth par haath rakahata hua -Yeh kaya thaa
Pari-meri good night kiss
Mai-bhut bhadmass ho gayi hai apana kaam nikal leti hai chal abb mai bhi soo hi
leta huu
Pari- dhekha mera kamal
Mai- haa chal meri chulbuli chochalaty girl soo jaa
Udhar jaisee hi hi richa room mai pahuchi gate lock karte hi usski saase saatave
asmaan par thi
Phele ussnai apni saase kabhu ki aur phir kanzar ko phek kar mara diwala par
Richa-yeh mai kaya karanai jaa rahi thi ettnai swarti kaisi ban gayi mai mujhe
nafarat hoo rahi hai apnai app sai par mai kaya karu mujhe aur kuch sujh kyu
nahi raaha hai kass koi mere saath hoo akele mai azib azib khayal aa rahe hai
Tabhi usska phone baja
Rekha - kaya huaa tha phone kyu kaat diya
Richa appne bhate hue asshuoo ko pochate hui-mom mujhe maaf kar do mai ek acchi
patni nahi ban sakati huu
Rekha- beti kaya Hua aasse mat bol mera dil betha jaa raha hai
Richa - bye mom abb mai jina nahi caahati hu aaj maine bhaut bada paap karnai ki
kosis ki
Call cut
Kuch der baad mera phone baja
Mai- hello
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Rekha - agar meri baachi ko kuch hua toh mai kabhi maaf nahi karungi tujhe
Mai(man mai)-yaar kaya naya drama hai sab aaj hi karwa lo
Mai phone wahi chod diya aur richa k rook ki taraf bhaga
Mai- richa richa kholo kaya hua gate kholo naa
Lagata hai aisse nahi hoga maine aakhe band ki aur gayab hokar room ke andar
aaya
Jaha richa appne app ko chaku marnai waali thi
Mai tezzi sai gaya aur uss sai chaku chin kar fhek diya woh jakar bed par gira
Maine ek tapaad use mara - pagal ho kaya
Pari - bhaiya kaya hua gate kholo
Mai payar sai - pari tuh soo jaa mai aaj yahi soungaa
Pari - ok bhai good night
Woh chali gayi
Mai- aur tum jada dimag khrab hai kya
Richa - haa haa kyukui mujhe tum chaaiye bus tum hamesha ke liye
Mai - woh toh hu hi
Richa - nahi keval mere bus mere
Mai- tum abhi rest karoo
Richa - jabsai aayi huu yahi kar rahi huu
Mai- tum aisa karoo arama kar loo relax hoo jaaogi aur yeh faltu ki chiz dubara
mat karana samajhi
Richa- mai koi naukar nahi hu tumhari joh bus baate sunnu
Mai- aisa kyu bol rahi
Richa- kyuki tum mujhe abhi bhi apne dost ki bhen manate hoo aur apni bhi
Mai-nahi aisa nahi yeh galat soch rahi hoo
Richa - sir jhuka kar kyu bol rahe ho meri aakho mai aakhe daal kar kaho
Mai aage gaya aur usske gaalo ko pakad kar apne pass lakar usski aakho mai dhekh
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Mai- kaya tumhe enn aakho mai payaar nazar nahi aata hai
Richa - nahi aata bus auroo ke liye hai mere liye nahi
Maine usse chooda aur palat kar jaane laga par mai ruka aur picche palat kar
usski taraf aur usse diwal sai laga kar kiss karnai laga
Richa - ah.......baaki awaaj meri muh mai rahi gayi
Mai-mmm...mmmm...mmm.u...mmmm..
Ussnai mujhe dhkkaa diya
Mai piche hua aur phir aage. Badha
Mai- aaj mat roko mujhe
Maine phir usse diwal sai laga kar kiss karna shuru kiya abb woh bhi mera saath
de rahi thi
Ussnai mujje phir hataya aur meri shirt ek jahake mai faad di
Richa - aaj mat rukana kisi bhi kimat par
Mai usse bed par dhakka de diya aur usske upar aakar usske garadan ko chusane
laga
Richa- mm.....mmmm...hhhh ...ssss.s.iiiiiiiiii
Mai- kaisa lag raha hai
Richa - awww.w.w.w puchoo mat aiasa laga raha hai jaise ko garam sariya mere
badan ko chu rahi hai
Ussnai sir palat liya maine usske kaan mai jeeb daal di aur ghumane laga
Richa - oh...oh.o...ohh mera pair
Mai- kaya huaa tumhare pairoo koo
Richa - tumhari ess waar sai kaap rahe hai
Maine usske kaano koo pakad kar hotho sai khicha
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Richa nai ek haath sai mere haath ko kas ke pakad liya aur
Aur dusare sai mera sir pakad kar upar kar ke mere hotho ko daato aur hotho sai
pakad kar khichane lagi
Mai-aaa...hh...hhh .oo..hhhh......na...ii.....d..hreee
Ussnai mujhe palat diya aur merre sinne par kiss karani lagi merea sarir aur
mera penis dono jaise aag mai rakh diye hoo
Mai- Noooooo ple.a.a.asee..stop i....tt
Woh mere nipples ko chusnai aur daato sai kuradane lagi
Mai- bus karo kaaaha jaaogi kaya
Richa - haa sab kuch kaah jaaungi aaj mai
Mai- mujhe phele kuch pinna hai
Richa - baad mai pi linaa abhi mujhe piyooo
Mai usse palata aur usski kapde ko khich kar nicche kiya
Aur wahi ruk gaya
Richa mujhe kuch naa karte dhekh machalani
Richa - please kuch karoo naa mai bhaut gilli hoo gayi huu
Mai- yakin nahi ho raha hai aaj ki tum mere saamani ess halat mai hoo
Richa - toh chus kar yakin kar koo
Maine jhat sai shir nicche kiya aur usske boobs koo chusani laga
Kaya ahasaas tha ekdum kissi garam dood ko pinne jaisa
Richa mere sir ko tezzi sai edhar udhar ghumane lagi - oohhhh yeeessss baaby
kaah jaao pi jaaoo saari garami nikal doo esski
Mai aur tezzz tezz chusnai lagi
Richa - hhhmmmmmmmnhhh...haa aur tezz aur ufffff mai mai mai gayi
Uska sharir tezz tezz jhakate kahane laga aur woh dhilli pad gayi aur mai hat
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gaya
Woh meri taraf dhekene lagi jaise kah rahi hoo aage karo
Mai phiche hata aur apni jeans aur underwear utar diya aur rkccha ka bhi pura
utar kar fhek diya
Aur usske upar aa gaya
Mai- jaan bhaut dard hoga
Richa - ess dard ko hi toh jhelena hai
Maine apna sharir halaka saa dabaya
Richa - g...rrr.r........maaa...a.a.a.ufffff please jaldi kro baradash nahi ho
raha hai
Mai- jaldi kiya toh dard kahi jada naa hoo
Mai toda aur aage hua aur usse kiss karata hua ek jahtaka lagaa diya woh apne
haath bet shit par kasani lagi
Mai ek aur jahataka lagaya ussnai mera hoth chaba liya par maine kiss nahi
todhi
Woh haath edhar karnai lagi aur mai ek aur jahakte mai puara andar kar diya
Mai- aaahhhhhhhhhh
Maine kiss tod di
Mai- tumhare yeh nakhoon mere shrir mai guss rahe hai
Richa -ahahaha please rukoo mat mujhe dard ho raha
Awwwwwww..m......aaaaa..tumhare yeh mere nakunoo sai jada dard de raha hai
mmmmmummmm karoo naa
Mai jaise hi agge hua mere pith sai khoon mere pet tak pahucha aur pet sai khoon
hota hua usske pet par girnai laga
Mai- please richa nakoon nikaloo mera khoon nikal raha hai
Richa - uuu.m..mhhh nahi woh mera hoga
Maine haath pichhe kiya toh toh mera haath uss ke haath par gaya aur phir ussk
chaku par joh ussnai madhoshi mai meri hi pit mao gussa diya tha
Mai- heh kaya kiya chaku hi mar diya
Richa ekdum chok gayi woh uthane waali thi - aaaaaahhhhhhh maaa aaaaa please
nikaloo maine koi chaku nahi mara
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Mai piche hat gaya
Mai kaafi khosisi karnai laga usse nikalni ki par nahi nikal raha tha
Mai- yeh mamuli saa chaku kyu nahi nikal raha
Richa - haa. Ufff mamuli saa chaku kaya kaha chaku yeh maine kaya kar diya
Ussnai meri taraf dhekha
Richa - yeh maine kaya kar dia
Mai- ess nikaloo dard nahi ho raha par azzeb saa feel hovraha hai
Richa - yeh black bird kon hai
Mai- tumhe uss sai kaya karana hai mujhe andra andra saa lag raha hai
Ussnai aakar mujhe pakad liya
Richa - ussnai kaha tha ki tum mere ho jaaoge esse lagane ke baad par main yeh
jaanbhuj ke nahi kiya
Mai- ddddd.....eeee.viikkaaaaab ko sab bata dena aur kudh ko mat kosana saayad
tum sabke saath mera saath yahi tak par mai bata duu mai tum sab sai bhaut
payaar karata hu
Richa ke aashu meri body par girrnai lage
Richa - mai bhi khud ko katam kar lungi yeh maine kaya kiya
Mai- nahi aisa mat karana mujhsai accha ladka milega tumhe par kaaas tum yeh
toda phele kar deti toh mai toh apavirt nahi kar pata
Richa - aisa mat kahoo meri zindgi narak band jaayegii
Usske asshoo sai mera pura shair bhig gaya tha jaise usse aahu naa hoo koi
gharaa samundar hoo
Mai- richa mujhe kuch dhikh kyu nahi raha hai
Richa - mai didi ko bulati huu
Meri body rakah ban kar udani lagi
Richa - yeh kaya hoo raha hai
Mai- sabaka dyaan rakhana aur devika ke alwa kiss ko mat batana ki abb nahi raha
ess duniyaa mai woh merre pariwar ko sambhal legi
Aur dhiire dhirre waha mera naamonishan gayab hoo gaya
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Richa wahi behosh hoo gayi
Usse yeh bhi dhyaan nahi raha woh kiss halat mai hai
Whai ess chandani raat mai ek room mai ek payaari si ladki beth kar kuch likh
rahi joh shayad usse dil ke ashassas ko baatate hai
Kaise batau tujhko kaya yeh mera dil kahata hai
Bus tere hi Naam lekar dhadhkata rahata hai
Pyaar kitana Karati tuhjsai tu naa jaan paayega
Meri saaso ke har panno bus tuh apna hi naam paayega
Mera dil bhi kahi kho jaaye par mile tuh har jagah yahi tamana karata hai
Teri bahho mai hai jannat yeh koi nahi jaan payega
Kyuki tera dil bhi toh mujhsai payaar karata hai
Raat ki chandani jalaye har pal Kaash tuh aaye aur bhar le mujhe apni bhao aur
kah de ki tuh sirf mujhsai hi payaar karata hai
Kaise mai dekhu tujhko unnki bhao mai jin par hak mera hai
Tod diya tunne mere sapnao Ka aashiyana phir kyu kahata hai mujh par hak tera
hai ........
Tabhi gate par nock hua aur komal asshu aur pen wahi ruk gaye woh uthi apan face
saaf kiya aur gate khola
Vinita - komal mom
Vikram - komal dad
Vinita - kaya kar rahi beta abhi tak
Komal- kuch nahi mom bus need nahi aa rahi
Vinita- soo jaa beta kal school bhi janna hai
Komal- haa mom bus jaa rahi huu
Vinita - ok beta good night
Komal - good night mom
Vinita - arre beta woh dev ke ghar sai card ayya tha usski bhen ki shaadi kaa
kab jaa rahi hai sam bhi kah raha hai jaane ko
Komal- nahi mom mujhe paper ka padhana hai good night ussnai gate band kar
diya
Vinita apne room mai jaate hue- ajjeb baat hai phele toh ek birthday party tak
nahi chhodati thi apne dosto ki aaj pata nahi esske dimag mai kaya chalata hai
Komal apne bed par roti hui soo gayi
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Kuch hi ghantoo baad raat ki khatam karte hue suraj ki roshani nai bataya ki
savera ho gaya hai
Sab log angdayi lete hue uthe aur ek halaka saya jaisa kuch ghar ke piche kahada
hai
Saya - kon saa room hai dev kaa
Kaafi soch vicharkar ssnai ek room mai jaane ki sochi aur jhat sai kud kar
khidaki par pahucha
Saya-shit yeh toh pari hai
Woh kud kar do room chhod kar ek room ki kidki mai gaya aur andar chala gaya
tabhi usske haath sai flower pot gir gaya
Masoom - kon hai waha arre dev tum haha
Kdev(saya)- h......aaaaaa...a mai tum sai milne ka man hua toh aa gaya
Kdev(man mai )-yaar yeh sala dev kis room mai hai
Masoom- toh gate sai aa jaate naa
Kdev-accha chalata huu
Masoom nai kdev ka haath pakad liya - kaha jaa rahe aaj meri yaad tumhe
Kdev(man mai)- abe yaar kaise sambhalata hai dev ennhe kaya bolo kaya karu
Masoom-kaya hua aaj kuch sahmai sai lag rahe hoo
Kdev nai masoom ko good mai utha liya
Masoom -haaa haaa are dheere gir jaayungi
Kdev-apne ess asshique ke hote hue nahi
Masoom - haa pata hai aisa asshiqu hai ki yaad nahi humari
Kdev(man mai)-yaar kaise chup karu kaya bolu haa baby bahut bolata hai
Kdev - arre baby mera room kon saa hai
Masoom-accha toh yaha pata kar nai aaye ho ki tumhari biwi ko yaha tumhari
khabar hai yaar nahi
Kdev- nahi baby mai .....
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Masoom hotho par haath rakahte hue - shiii kuch nahi phele apni baby ko ek
morning kiss do
Kdev usse kiss katta hua bed par gira deta hai
Masoom - oucch aaram sai
Kdev-abb baato bhi
Masoom -accha baba do room chhod
Kdev(man mai)-accha jis mai pari hai saayad dev bathroom mai hoo
Woh jaldi sai hata aur gate khol kar nikal gaya
Masoom-aaj ennhe hua kaya hai azzeb tarke sai kiss kiya aur asse nikale jaise
jaldi mai hoo
Bhar kdev room ki tarf bhadaha tabhi
Maa- aare dev uth gaya chal jara nicche kuch kaam hai
Kdev bina kuch bole picche chal pada
Kdev(man mai)- kaya musibat hai agar dev bhar aa gaya aur usse pata chala mai
masti ke liye bhar gaya tha toh bhagwan hi baachaye
Udhar maa nai dev jaise hi bola tha woh awwaj shidh riccha ke kaano mai padi
Woh ek jahkete sai uthi
Richa - dev kaha hai dev mera dev woh gate ki tarf bhaagi ki usske paro sai
kapde takarye
Richa ko apni halat ka ahassas hua
Woh bhaag kar baathroom mai gayi aur naha kar kapde pahene aur turant bahar ki
taraf bhaagi
Bhar nikal kar ussne edhar udhar dhekha
Richa - massom yaha dev the kaya
Masoom- haa sayad abhi mummi ji ke saath nicche gaye
Richa sidhyoo sai bhagati hui nicche gayi
Aur jaise usse nai kdev ko dhekha ussnak bhaag kar picche sai pakad liya
Kdev-kon hai
Richa -mujhe maaf kar doo mai kbhi aisa nahi karungi par app kabhi chhod kar mat
janna
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Maa- kaya hua esse
Devika nai badi azzeb nazro sai dhekha usse
Tabhi sona tea le kar aayi par jaisse usski nazar richa par padhi woh wahi ruk
gayi usska diamg richa ke dimag ko padnai laga
Jaase hi usse mera raakh ban kar gayab hoo jana pata chaalaa
Sona- nahii
Usske haatho sai tea ki plate gir
Gayi aur woh behosh hoo gayi
Kdev nai jaldi sai richa ko chudaya aur sona ki taraf gaya
Pass jakar ussnai usse goad mai utahaya aur lekar chal pada mere toom ki taraf
Kdev- yaha kaya hoo raha hai
Payal didi richa masoom aur de vika bhi kdev ke picche chal padi
Maa- beta aram sai dhekhana kaya hua
Mousi - pta nahi kitni musibate aayengi meri beti ki shaadi mai
Dad- maaf karna yeh sab saayad dev ki wajah...
Mousa - bus aage kuch mat boleyega
Bchacha - kyu pareshan hotte hoo ess ke liye
Dad - kaya baatu par abb mera dev sai vishwas uth raha hai
Udhar kev sona ko lekar room ke bhar
Kdev- aap sab jaao mai samabhal lunga
Payal- nahi hum bhi chalenge par yeh gate andar sai kyu band hai
Richa- woh pari hai andar aur kal yeh mere room mai the
Kdev(man mai)-kaya chakkar hai yaar
Gate khok kiya gaya aur pari nai gate khola
Pari-kaya hua bha.....aree enhhe kaya huaa
Kdev bina kuch bole romm mai gaya aur sona ko bed par litya aur bathroom mai
bhaag gaya
Waha jakar
Kdev- aare kaha hai yeh saaala mai toh mar jaaunga ess family drama sai
Aab aagee
Kdev bhar aaya
Kdev- kaya hua hai esse
Devika - pata nahi jaise kisi baat ka shadama laga raha hai
Richa kdev ke pass akar usske gaaloo aur hotho ko chumani lagi
Kdev usse hatata hua - kaya kar rahi hoo waha woh behosh hai aur tum
Richa - kal raat ke liye sorry
Kdev(man mai)- bol toh aasi rahi jasse kal dev nai ess tok diya hai
Richa - kuch oh bolo naa
Kdev- mere jaan tum chinata mat karo sab thik hoga
Richa - mai toh dar hi gayi thu kaya....
Sona - devvvvvvvvvchillaati hui uthi
Devika - arre kaya hua dev yahi hai
Sona nai uper dhekha aur kahdhi ho gayi
Sona - kaya tum dev hoo
Kdev- hhh....aaa kyu kaya hau
Sona nai tezz tappad richa ko mara
Richa - pagal ho kaya
Sona nai usske baal pakad liye aur bed par patak diya
Devika nai usse pakad liya
Devika -pagal hoo gayi hoo kaya
Sona -haa didi essnai dev ko mar diya yeh unka ash hai
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Tabhi gate par awaaj hui shikaha ke pair wahi jam gaye
Pari- nahi bhaiya
Payal- dev.....vvvvvvvv yeh nahi hoo sakata dubara mera bhai mujhe nahi chhod
sakata hai
Tabhi shikha didi andar aayi richa par tahapadoo ki barasat kar di
Sab asse sadami mai the ki kissi ko kuch kuch pata nahi woh kaya kar rahi hai
Shikha- kaimini kyu kiya tunne aisa mere dev ko kyu chin liya haa bol
Richa par bhi koi ashar nahi hoo raha tha kyuki usse laga dev wapas aa gaya hai
par yeh toh usska bhram tha
Kdev sai saayad jada sadmai mai koi nahi tha usska vajood hi mitane wala tha
Pari ki halat kuch jada hi kaharab thi
Devika apne aashu poch kar khdi hui aur kdev ke pass jakar usske paroo mai beth
gayi
Devika - aabb app hi humara sahara hoo kyuki app unnhi ke ansh hoo
Kdev chup chap pada tha
Bhar gate ke side mai diwla sai lag kar saloni roo rahi thi saayd ussnai bhi
sunn liya tha
Par nicche saab ess baat sai bhekhabar the
Kdev ke kaano mai jaase hi pari ki awwaj padi toh pata nahi ussmai kaisa toofan
saa uth pada
Aur pari ko bhaoo mai bhar liya par pari nai usse dhaka de diya
Pari - nnnhhh...iii..mere bhaiya koo mat marro plaeasee mat maroo
Kdev- pari nahi mai huu
Pari uth kar khidki ki taraf bhaggi
Kdev nai usse pakad liya
Kdev- pagal hai kaya kaha jaa rahi hai
Pari - mai kudh jaungi toh bhaiya ke pass sawag mai chali jaayugi
Kdev - pagal agar woh narak mai hua toh
Pari- app gande hoo
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Kdev - devika kaya hoo gaya hai esse
Devika usse pass aati hai aur usske sir par haath rakati hai
Devika - yeh sadami mai pagal ho gayi hai
Yeh sun saloni didi gate khol kar anadr aati hai aur gate band kar deti hai aur
bhaag kar kdev ke gaale lag jaati hai
Saloni- meri bhen ko baccha loo mai tumhari gulam ban jaaungii
Kdev - kaise baate kar rahe app log bhale mai usska ansh hu par mera bhi wahi
rishata hai jo mere mallik yaa kahu mere khud kaa tha
Udhar shidho sai chad kar mousi aur bua upar aane lagi hai
Mousi-geeta yeh sahddi hoo jaaye bus thik sai
Geeta -aare chinata mat karo bus kal ka din aur hai bus
Dono gate ke pass akar
Knok knock
Geeta - aare baccho bhut hok gaya abb chaloo niche aaoo usse aram katni doo
nasata kar loo phir taayariya bhi karani hai
Payal didi nai asshu pocche - aayi maa bus todhi mai sona thik hai abbb
Mousi - chaloo didi sab thik hai jaldii aaaooo
Woh chali gayi
Payal- dhekhoo joh bhi hai par abb kisi aur ko pata nahi lagana caahiye ki mai
nahi caahati ki sab logo par yeh pahad tute
Kdev- par kaise
Devika - appko dev banaana hoga
Kdev- nahiiiiiiii..............
Saloni -please humari family ka sawal hai
Kdev - par mai nahi kar sakata yeh
Devika - agar app nahi kar sakate toh koi nahi kar sakata
Kdev- aur pari kaa kaya karogi
Devika - haa agar ess halat mai gayi toh
Kdev- rukoo ek minute
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Kdev nai aditi ko yaad kiya
Aditi waha aa gayi (abb ess mai cofuse mat hona bus )
Aditi- aapnao yaad kiya mujhe
Kdev Tumhe kuch time ke liye pari banana hoga aur devika tum esse pari lok mai
chhod kar aaoo par esska dyaan rakaha jaana caahiye
Devika - app chinata mat karo samjhoo mai hii rakhungii
Devika usse lekar chali gayi parilok aur aditi nai apan roop badal liyaa
Kdev -abb chalo nicche sab apana muh doo loo
Saloni- sach mai bannoge dev tum haramae liye
Kdev(man mai)- abb gand mari gaane waali hai toh mota patala kya joh hoga dhekh
lenge
Kdev - haaa ha thik hai par koi apana muh nahi grayega nicche
Usske baad sab fresh hokar asse nicche gaye jaise koi khusbkhbari sun kar aa
rahe hoo
Masoom- loo mummi ji aa jaye sabb
Dad - dev jara jakar hall ka injam dhek leh
Arav - mai bhi chala jaanuna uncle
Kdev-arre thanks yaar
Arav - kaya kaha
Kdev - arre pasta le pasta
Arav - saale aacha bahana hai
Kdev - uhhhh huuuuuu
Janu- aare yeh pani loo pani
Kdev nai panni piyaa
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Kdev nai todha saa kahya aur uth gaya
Kdev - app sabkoo ek baat bata duu
Sab - kaya
Kdev - abb mai apna face change kar raha huu
Maa- kaya hua beta
Kdev - maa abb mai naa police ki aur naa raw ki naukari karunga mat thak gaya
huu
Arav- matalab toh kudh ko dead.....
Kdev - haa aisa hii
Dad - chaloo kam sai kam family ko time tob dega bhaut edhar udhar jaata rahaeta
hai
Cacha - kaya bhai aap support kar rahe hoo
Dad - haa chhote waise bhi esske lakshan thik nahi lag rahe hai gahr rahega toh
nayi company mai lawa dunga ek kaam kar tuh apnr asli roop mai aa aur school
jaya kar apni bheno Ke saath
Kdev(man mai)- waah kaya baat kahi hai abb meri merra bhi milegi munnjhe
Dad -bol karega naa
Kdev - ji dad jaisa app kahoo bus app gussa mat ho
Dad - gussa woh toh aa tab baat karunga chal abb teri shaktiyoo kaa kuch fayada
toh huaa hai
Kdev nai apna face aur body change kiya
Bchachi - aare yeh toh bilkul mera pyaara dev jaisa hoo gaya
Dad - haa abb agar koi aur hanagama kiya toh samajh lenna
Kdev - ji dad chal arav
Janu- mai bhi chalu kaya
Kdev -chaloo chaloo
Tenno bhar aaye aur car sai nikal pade
Kdev nai song chala diya aur nacchene laga jaise sab kuch bhul gaya hoo
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Janu- dev kaya black bird mar gaya kaya
Kdev nai break laga diya
Udhar black bird apne mahal mai khushi sai naacha raha tha aur apne power kaa
istemaal kar ke mahal ki chizo fod raha tha
BB - Wah saitaan kaaya chaal chali hai yaha
Shaitann - haa akhiri whakt par meri chudail nai uss richa ko vash mai kar uss
dev ka kaam kahatam kar diya par samjah mai nahi aa raha ki usska sharir kaha
chala gaya
- chhodo woh mar gaya mujhe usski shkati mill gayi aur mai zinda hoo gaya
Shaitann - par dyaan rakahana kahi woh phir naa aa jaye
- chhodo woh mar gaya mujhe usski shkati mill gayi aur mai zinda hoo gaya
Shaitann - par dyaan rakahana kahi woh phir naa aa jaye
ABB AGE
BB- haa haa thik abb mera whakt hai ess shar par raaj karnai kaa
Shaitann- abb mai gorh nidra mai jaa raha abb mujhe dubara jagaane ki kosisi bhi
mat karna
Yeh bol kar saitann gayab ho gaya
BB- abbe jaa abb teri jarurat kisse hai abb mai raaj karunga ess share mai hu
yaha kaa bhagawaann ha ha ha ha
Udhar
Janu- kaya hua break kyu lagaya
kdev - kuch hahi aur gaadi aage bhadha di
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Tenno marriage hall pahuche
Kdev - escuse me
Karishma (weeding planer )- ji kahaiye
Kdev - sab kaam thik chal raha hau naa
Karishma - haa par app
Kdev- arre mai dulahan kaa bhai dev
Karishma- woh toh dusre the....
Kdev - arre shakal kaaa kaya rakaha hai woh toh badalti rahati hai koi kam hai
toh baatau
Karishma - ji haa todha cash mil jaata toh kaam todha jaldi hoo jatta
Kdev nai jeb mai haath dala aur dev ke purse ko yaad kiya aur woh usski jeb mai
aa gaya
Phir ussnai card nikala aur
Kdev - loo ess sai kar do joh karna hai aur sab ekdum costly honna caahiye koi
kami nahi
Karishma - haa jaisa aap kahoo
Kdev- arre yeh kaya yeh ghtiyaa phool laga rakhe hai aur murjha gaye hai
Karishama - sir woh bus badanai waale hai
Kdev - accha kon saai lagaaogi batana
Karishma - ji woh mogra
Kdev -what nonsense rose kahatam hoo gaye hai kyaa haa
Karishma - no sir
Kdev- abb jaaoo muh mat dhekhoo aur todha late change karna matalb kall warana
phir sai ...
Karishma - samajh gayi
Kdev - saala yeh pata nahi kin dimag sai paidal logo ko kaam deta hai
Janu- kaya bol rahe hoo dev toh tum hi ho
Kdev - haa toh mai apne app ko kuch naa kahu
Janu- gussa kyu hoote hoo
Arav- saale esse kyu gussa dhekha raha hai
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Kdev(man mai)- kyuki mera kaam karnai ka man nahi aur esske chakar mai woh dev
parlok shidhar gaya abb uffff yeh garmi
Kdev - abe yeh ac ka alag sai kahana hoga kaya
Janu- kyu chilla rahe hoo araam sai kahoo naa
Kdev- oye bhai jara ac dhekha naa garami lag rahi hai
Worker - ji abhi thik hi jaayega
Arav - tum dono room mai chaloo mai aata hu sir koo inform kar duu tere decision
kaa
Kdev - haa jaa chaloo tum yaha garmi bhaut hai
Janu- haa chalo
Kdev aur jaanu room mai gaye
Janu- kaya baat hai todhe pareshan lag rahe hoo
Kdev - aur kaya karu dad gussa hau uper sai sai yeh kaam
Janu usske pass gayi
Kdev(man mai)- chaloo kuch mitha milega
Janu nai usske kahdhe par sir rakha - kitnai din hoo gaye hai tumhare saath ek
pal bitaye aur tunnai mere liye kitana kuch saha hai
Kdev(man mai)- hey bhagawan yeh dev kaya chiz hai sab kiv sab bus bhasan baaji
Janu- kuch toh bolo naah
Kdev - haa kitane din hoo gaye hai tunhare bhadan ko chuye bina tumhari madhosh
khusbhu liye bina
Janu nai sir hataya aur kdev ke sir par haath rakaha - kaya hua tabiyat toh thik
hai naa aaj kaasi bahaki bahaki baate kar rahe hoo
Kdev uth gaya - haa ha mai aata hu tum tab tak jara jakar kal ki saari tayari
dhekhoo
Janu- haa jaati huh
Woh nicche chalii gayi
Kdev bhi room sai bhar aaya aur edhar udhar ghumani laga
Kdev- waaha yaar yaha toh badi chal pahal hai aare yaar woh red wala maal nhi
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nhi pink waala accha hai
Tabhi usske khandhe par hath rakaha kissi nai
Arav- aabe saale tera dimag kaharab toh nahi hai ek toh waise hi ettni hai teri
life mai aur yaha ladkiyaa taad raha hai aur maal kon hai
Kdev has kar - haa ha aare kuch nahi mai toh puhaloo ke maal ki baat kar raha
tha kaafi accha maal aaya hai
Arav- chal mujhe pata hai kaya dhekha aur kon saa maal
Kdev- accha chal jara baaki kaam dhekhete hai
Arav - chal
Udhar kaale kaale baadloo sai log aase gir rahe the gaise koi laaasho ki barish
hoo rahi hoo
Har jagah khoon hii khoon maanno jaise narak hoo har taraf chikh pukar machi
hai
Koi edhar roo raha koi udhar kissi ke haathoo mai kile mari jaa rahi hai toh
kissi ki kahaal kichi jaa rahi hai
Kaayi logo ki aakhe nikali jaa rahi aur kaayoo ko ki ungliyoo ko sabji ki tarah
kaata jaa raha hai
Tabhi unn lashoo ke dher sai ek haath nikal woh saabko hatata hua usse sai bhar
niakala
Ki ussii nazar yaha padi
Mai(dev)- eeeeee yeh bhagawan mai kaha aa gaya huu
Tabhi waha suar jaise kutto par sawaar ek kankaal meri taraf bhadha
woh bhaut tezzi sai meri hi taaraf aa raha tha mai bhaganai laga puri jaan laga
kar kaafi der bhagaane ke baad mere saamnai ek aag ki kaahyii aayi mai usse suar
ke haato kaatne sai accha kudhana hi samajaha
Mai uss aaag mai chalang laga dii
Par mai uss aag ke aar par hoo gaya aur girta raha
Kaafi dher baad mai ek andre kamre mai tha taha ek suuii girni ki bhi awaj dara
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Tabhi waha waha tezz roshai aurr awwaj hui jiss sai mere kaan aur aakhe dono
sunn hoo gaayi
Mai kaafi dher baad jab dhekha toh mere saamnai yeh tha
Mere shrir par saaniko ke kapade the aur laal rang kuch pith par
Ussnai ek talawaar pheki
Samasi- upper photo wala
Samasi- chal uth aur lad mujhsai bhut ladnai kaa shokh hai hai naa
Mai- kon hoo tum mai kyu laduu tum sai aur mai huu kaha
Samasi- tuh narak mai
Mai- kaya par kaise kyuu
Samasi- kyuki tunne bhaut logo kaa bherahmi sai khoon kiya hai
Mai- par woh galat log the
Samasi- par tunne innsanoo ko bhi apni shati sai mara insaano ko dand dene kaa
haak sirf mahakaal kaa hai chal abb ladd aur apne dard ke din ginana shuru kar
Mai- kaya par kaise kyuu
Samasi- kyuki tunne bhaut logo kaa bherahmi sai khoon kiya hai
Mai- par woh galat log the
Samasi- par tunne innsanoo ko bhi apni shati sai mara insaano ko dand dene kaa
haak sirf mahakaal kaa hai chal abb ladd aur apne dard ke din ginana shuru kar
ABB AAG
Mai - nahi ladunga mai caahe kuch bhi ho
Samasi- uska bhi taraika humme aata hai ussnai haath aage kiya
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Maa- a......aaa....a.ah.....meraa nahi ruk jao aaa..m.h........ Rukoo
Samsai nai apni muthi khol di
Mai- huuuuffff....ffff..uhhhhuhhhh maine talawar uthayi aur ladkhadata hua kdha
hua
Usnak apna haath aage kiya tabhi mere saamnai gamin sai ek azzeb si chiz
nikali
Arre yeh toh sanik hai dheere dheere ek ek karke mere chaaro tarf saanikoo kaa
ek mela lag aur dheer gamin uss andherr sai bhar aa gayi
Yaha jaase koi jawala mukhi kaa shar hai
Mai soch mai hi tha ek nai mujh par waar kiya mera kahnadaha kat gaya todha
gahara saa par bacha kyuki mere srair par todha haka saa kavach tha
Maine talwar ko kass ke pakada aur ek sanik par waar kiya par uss kuch nahi
hua
Mujh par ek saath chaaro taraf sai war hua mai chalag mar kar kudh gaya
Maine talwaar ek sir par fhek di usska sir kat gaya aur talawaar mere haatho mai
jaise aayi ek tir danadanta hua meri pith mai guss gaya
Samsai- ek aur mout ek aur terr
Mai fir ek saink phir mar diya
Ek teer meri taraf aaya main jahtt sir gukaya aur kaat diya
Mai- aaahhhh ...merii jahaang
Teer kaatne tak do aur teer meri jahaag mai ghus gaye
Samsai- yaha teri mout ka yandav aur tujhe tadpani kaa kila tuh kaya socha yeh
kaya hai ha ha ha ha maroo
Mai- ruk jaoo agar mai ennhi nahi marunga toh mai bhi mara jaunga
Samsai- tuh toh mara hua hai
Mai- phir mera khoon aur mujjhe dard kyu hoo raha hai
Samasai - ha ha ha teri saja tera dard
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Mai- thik toh yahi sahi
Mai saniko ko marata gaya aur terr kahata gaya
Aakhir sabbkoo marnai ke baad meri halat kaharab hoo gayi mai ghutanoo par gir
gaya
ABB CHALATE HAI EARTH PAR
JAHA KUCH ALAG HI CHAL RAHA HAI
Saara kuch fix karke kdev janu ko lekar nikanai wala tha
Karishma - hello sir apka card
Kdev usske pass gaya
Kdev nai ess baadi gor sai dhekha karishma ko - hoo gaya sab kuch
Karishma - ji sir
Kdev- bus dev
Karishma - ji
Kdev- bus dev bol doo toh accha
Karisha - he he ok dev...
Kdev - waaise ek baat kahu
Karishma - haa kaya
Kdev - lipstick bhaut acchi hai
Karishma sharama kar - thanks
Kdev dhirre- kash esse taste kar pata
Karishma - kuch kaha kaya
Kdev- nahi chaloo kal sab accha hoga naa
Karishma - bilkul etna paisa jo lagaya hai
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Kdev -abhi kuch aur bhi bacha hai kal dhekh logi
Yeh bol kar kdev car lekar nikal gaya
Janu- kaya baat kar rahe the uss sai
Kdev- aare kal shaadi ki aur kaya tum bhi naa
Janu- accha lag nahi raha tha
Kdev - aare bura mat manno bus shaadi ki baat ki
Janu- accha kab karo papa sai baat humare liye
Kdev- kaya matalab
Janu- matalab puch rahe ho yaa gusaa dila rahe hoo
Kdev- sorry sorry karlunga phele yeh mamala toh suljaha lu aur haa tumnai pucha
tha BB ka kaya hua
Phelcahi baar maine usske pankh ukadh diye saayad woh mar gaya hoga tabhi toh
kitana sukun hai
Janu kdev ke gaalo par kiss kar deti hai
Janu-i love you
Kdev- i love to phele pata hota asee milati hai kiss toh abhi dubara zinda kar
ke marata aur tuh kaya kar raha hai phone mai
Arav - tere mout ki kahabar pad raha hu
Kdev/JANU- what
Arav - yeh dhekh news mai aa raha hai ki dig aur joker ek hi ennsan tha joh mar
gaya hai
Maine phone liya
News 7
Nisha - aaj ki badi news mashur joker aur dgp ek hi hai aur kal unnki deadth ho
gayi aisa ennka kahna hai
BB - haa sahi yeh
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Nisha - app apne baare mai kuch baatye
- MAI HU BLACK BIRD TUM SABAKA NAYA BHAGWAN
Nisha- sorry sir yeh national tv hai
BB - haa pata hai
Nisha-yeh sab chodiye baatiye humare dharshakoo ko ki kisnai mara hai unnko
BB- USSKI wife nai
Nisha-jaha tak humare sutro sai pata chala hai unnki koi wife nahi hai
BB nai ek haath mara desk par usske tukde hoo gaye
Nai phir nisha ko ek taapad mara -mujhe jhutaa bolati hai apne bhagawann koo
oyye haarmkhoro focus yaha mere par
Sab camere BB KI taraf hoo gaye sab dar gaye usske pankho ko khulata dhekh kar
BB- haa toh mere payaare nagar waalsio mai hu tumhara naya maallik tumahara
bhaagwaan
Abb dyana rakahan mai joh magu mujje milana caahiye agar mila toh kuch nahi
kahunga aur agar nahi diya toh sabb maroge sab
Aur mujhe caahiye ki tum sab mere talve caatoo aur abb tumhe baachani wala koi
masiha nahi hai
Tv chaanel director-kaya ho raha hai aut tuh kon ruk abhi police ko phone karata
huu
Uss sai phele woh kuch kar pata BB NAI uska sir uda diya
Aur pankh feela kar chat todata hua udd gaya
Yaha car mai kdev pasien pasine hoo gaya
Janu- tumnai toh kah...taha
Kdev- sshiii chup raho merri smajh mai nahi aa raha hai
Arav- abe yeh caahata kaya hai
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Kdev -yeh bus shaktiyoo ki bhook hai aur janu kii
Arav - esse jann sai mar dunga mai
Kdev-tujhe kaya lagata hai dev nai yeh nahi kiya hoga
Janu- matalab
Kdev bina kuch bole car ghar ki taraf bhga deta hai
Ghar pahuch kar woh sidha richa ke room mai jakar gate band kar deta hai
Richa - tum yaha
Kdev-sach sach bata kis chiz sai mara tha mujhe
Richa - woh kahnzar diya tha kissi BB nai par maine nahi mara yakin karo
Kdev nai tapad mar diya - bhevkuf woh kanazar pass mai rakhani ki kaya jarurat
thi jaanti hai uss sai meri saari shaktiya usske andar chali gayi
Richa roote hui - mujhe maaf kar doo mujhsai galti hoo gayi maaf kar doo
Kdev -yeh ronna band kar aur bata aur kaya diya ussnai tujhe
Richa roti hui ek bag lekar kdev ko diya jismai sai yeh nikala
Kdev nai usse khol kar sungha
Kdev- uuuuuhhhhhuuhhu kaya piya tha ess
Richa - haa todha saa
Kdev - tabhi mai kahu sala dev etna pagal nahi hai ki etni assani sai mar jaaye
accha kaya sex bhi kiya tha
Richa - wohhh....
Kdev - mujhsai mat sharmao uss sai kiya samjho mujhsai kiya bus pata nahi kyu
humme pata nahi chalata essi liye mai zinda huu
Richa- haa shuru hua tha
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Kdev- aur tumnai mar diya usse
Richa - haa tumhe kaise pata yeh sab
Kdev - dev matalb jab mai smarat tha uss sai phele mai padnai gaya tha bhaut
saaloo kr liye tab mujhe yeh sab shikaya gaya tha
Richa - matalab
Kdev - tum nahi samjhogi bus etna jaan loo ki yeh ek chudail kahde aur sammohan
kadhe ka mixture hai jiss sai tum dono madhosh hoo agaye hoge kyuki esse pinne
waals ke pass jaane waala bhi usski chapet mai aa jata hai
Richa - matalb maine dev ko nahi mara naa
Kdev - haa par kosis toh ki naa
Richa - esse pinne ke baad bus mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha par maine
samabhal liya tha khud ko kaya dev wapas aayega
Kdev- mare hue vapas nahi aate ab. Mujje chinta hai kahi yeh shaadi mai kuch naa
hoo joh mai saayad hi rok paauu
Richa - tum sabki madad le loo naa janu aur devika didi sab janati hai
Kdev- janu ko kaise baatu ki dev nahi raha abb
Richa - tum mujhe mar do mai aur nahi sah sakati unnki mout ka illzaam
Kdev- kuch galatiya kabhi nahi milati hai mai jaa raha hu pari sai milane tum
jakae kaam karo aur haa dyaan rakahan koi news naa dhekhe toh accha
Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii
Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii
Kdev ke jaane ke baad richa ek pathar ki tarah gir jaati hai jaise ussmai jaan
naa hoo
Richa ke aakhoo sai asshu nadi ke panni ki tarah bahen lage
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Richa - kass mai etni kudgarz naa banati aur kahnzar fhek deti aaj dev hamre
saathe hote
Now come to hell
Mai saamnai dhekha toh samasi tha
Samasi- bus etna hi dum hai waha teri bhen pagal hoo gayi tuh lad bhi nahi paa
raha hai
Mai- nahiii aisa nahi hoo sakata hai
Samasi- accha yeh dhekh
Ussnai samnai pari ki tasvir dhekhagi joh edhar udhar bhaag rahi thi aur devika
usse pakadnai ki kosish kar rahi thi
Ussnai haath hata diya.
Samasi- abb yeh dhekh teri family ki mout kaa saman
Phir joh ussnao dhikaya mai kaap gaya BB zinda hoo gaya
Ussnai phir hata diya sab kuch
Samasi- kyu tadapa naaa ha aha ha
Mai- kyu kyu kar rahe hoo mere saath
Samasi -yeh toh mera khel hai
Mai- par mujhe mere ghar janna hoga
Samasi- abb aaya mudde par fayada nahi humme tujhe yaha rokane ko kaha gaya
hai
Mai- rokane ko matlab
Samasi - devta sai jada baat nahi
Mai- kon god
Samasi -mai aaj ka devta hu yaha ka
Mai-fire god
Samasi -huuu yeh accha hai fire god
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Mai-phir god mujh jaise mai kyu interest lenne lage
Samasi -mujhe baatoo mai mat uljha tuh
Mai-mai aakhir janaana cahata hu aakhir aisi kaya baat ek fire god mujhe rok
raha hai
Samasi -tuh nahi janata kaya teri shaktiya kis sai bani hai
Mai-woh mere piche janam ki hai
Samasi- woh nahi ess janam ki
Mai- kisi sai bani hui hai
Samasi -man mai- agar maine esse yaad dila diya ki yeh kya hai toh meri mout bhi
hoo sakati hai
Samasi- tujhe apna jeevan yahi katana hoga yahi teri saja hai joh mahakaal nai
nishchit ki hai tere liye
Mai-yeh kaisa faisala hai waha woh BB logo ko bina baat ke maar de raha hai aur
app mujhe bandi bana rahe hai
Samasi- woh bura insaan hai aur buri shkatiyoo sai bana hua hai par tere pass
bhagawan ki alokik shaktiya hai
Mai- bhagwan ki alokik sahktiya kaisi shkatiyaa
Samasi- bus bahut hogaya
Mai- hhuuuuuuhhhhhuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhuhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuu
Usski agg ki cahbuk mujhe cureent jaisi lag raha hai
Mera shrir bhaut tezzi sai hil raha tha maine himmat kar chabuk pakadi aur
talwar uss par maar di
Samasi- tuh mere saamnai chiti hai
Mai- aakhir kaya hai meri shaktiyoo kaa raaj
Woh chabuk mujh par kass gayi
Ussnai mujhe chich kar dur fhek diya
Mai ek jawala mukhi ke pass gira
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Ussnai ek talwaar meri taraf phek di
Par woh mujhe lagane ki bajaye jawala mukhi mai chala
Samasi - uhhh suuhh saannaa siii bera naki amso su du raaa
Mai- abe kaya bak raha hai yeh dhekho tum joh bhi hoo god yaa kuch bhi agar mai
yaha bandi raha toh waha log maare jajayenge
Tabhi picche sai awwaj aayi
Shhiiiiii amaa naasaaahaa uhhssssaa dinaahuuuuahha siiiiii
Mai picche muda
Mai- aaahh eaasisssi maa kaaaa serpent
Mai gajabra kar piche gir gaya
Samsai- eeessssshhhh baaaaa cruuuusaha naaa aruuu kasaa [esse kaha jaao abhi
nahi toh humme kahatra hai ]
Serepent kahtra sun kar. Meri tarf aaya aur muh meri taraf khol diya mai bhagata
hua ek gaadhe mai kudh gaya
Serpent nai muh uss ghadhe mai mara par uska muh bahut jada bada woh nahi nikala
paya mujhe picche chala gaya
Mere jaan mai jaan aayi par phir dharti hilane lagi aur ek jahake mai uper hawa
mai uchala gaya
[Hua yeh ki serpent apni puch sai jamin ko tokanae laga jis sai mai bahar aa
gaya]
Maine kas ke aakhe band kar
Seperent eente tezzr sai aya ki pata nahi chala mai kab usske andar tha
Samasi- chaloo mera kaam pura hua
Jab aakhe kholi toh khoon ke samundar mai duba hua tha
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Mujhe garmi lag rahi thi
Mai- yaar ek atama ko garmi kaise lag sakati hai
Mai pura hilane laga edhar udhar
Maine dhekha ek aag bhara koyala aa raha tha uper sai
Mai- abe yeh toh aag kahata hai
maine naa chate hui bhi khoon mai dubaki laga di aur woh aag niche chali gayi
Mai bhar nikal -uff kaise nikalu yaha sai
Mai taraine laga kaafi tairane ke baad mai ek jagah pahuch
Mai- saayad abb upper chana pade
Maine apni nikali aur usske sahare uper chanai laga ek lambi chadayi ke baad mai
usske muh ke pass pahucha uska rk daath toota hua tha mai usske ched sai kudh
gaya
Mai- arre yeh toh soo gaya hai mai nikal leta huu agar yeh jaga aur uss samasi
ko pata laga toh mai gaya
Mai dheere dheere bhar gaya
Aur dhekha toha yaha ka nazra hi alag tha
Ek badi si diwal thi aur uss par snake bana hua tha tabhi nicche nazar padi ek
admi ek dusre adami ko chaku mar diya aur nai ek nai usse pakad rakah tha aur
toda uper ek kaale kapde mai adami kahada tha aag ki masal liye hue
Woh uss admi wase hi tadapata chod kar chale gaye kar chale gaye
Paani mai kud gaya jisaai mere uper ka khoon saaf hoo gaya
Aur mai bhar nikal kar ussk adami ke paas pahucha aur uska sir pakad kar
utahaya
Mai- kaya hua app thik ho sakete hoo mai koi madad karu
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Adami nai ek taraf esshara karke - mera ghar
Maije usse uthaya aur chal pada uss taraf par samajh nahi aaya ki narak sai yeh
mai kaha aa gaya huuu
Mai - aur kitana aage
Ussnai ek ghar ki yaraf eshaara kiya
Mai jaladi jaldi chalane laga jaldi sai mai bina kuch kahe uss gahr mai ghus
gaya
Mai- koi hai koi hai
Aurat - aayi baba chilaoo mat
Ladki - kon hai maa
Ladka - mama aa gaye kaya
Adami- vinash
Aurati-vinashi
Ladaki- sabnam
Ladka - garuja
Tabhi vinashi aayi usski pheli nazar padi apne pati par
Woh bhaag kar aayi aur
Vinashi - kaya huaa aapko sabnam jaldi zahar laa
Mai- pagal hoo kaya zahar yeh mar rahe hai
Tabhi ek ladaki ek gilas mai mai hara saa kuch laayi kuch kaya yej jahar hi
hoga
Unnai uss adami ko zahar pila diya zhar pite hi woh ekdum thik hoo gaya
Woh kadha ho gaya
Vinash- shukriya mere dost
Mai- eeeeh shukriya thik par yeh jebh sai jaal kyu chaata
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Vinash -yeh hamre shukriya karnai ka andaz hai
Tabhi uss nai nai phir apni lakbhi libh nikali aur mere gaalo aur hotho par
firayai
Mai- bus uummmmmhhhhhh aahh ahhhh ahhh
Vinash- beti bus kar
Ussnai meri jeebh chodi
Asal mai ussnai bhi apni maa jaisa kiya par meri jeeb ko apni jeeb sai pakad
liya
Mai- tuuuhhhh tuhhh pagal hoo kaya aap logo maine appki jaan baachayi aur app
mujhe hii marnae par tuule hue hoo
Sabnam - bahut bahut shuriya kaha maine
Mai- bus bus bhaut hoo gaya koi aaae tadke tuh dur rah koi shukriya nahi samjha
kaha aa gaya hua narak sai sidha
Charooo- kaya nark sai
Mai- haa narak sai waha koi samasi nai marene ke liye serpent bheja jisnai mujhe
yaha laa diya
Sabnam- kaya kaha ssss.eeee
Mai- aare bada saa saaph hai mujhe kah gaya tha tum sab kon hoo mai kaha huu
Par woh uss sai pheele hi mere sarir ko caahgane lage
Mai- chii band karo yeh shukriya
Vinash- yeh shukriya nahi humara aadar hai aapke liye joh app humare bhagavan ke
sharir sai yaha aaye hai
Mai- kaya jagh hai yeh
Sabanam - naag lok hai par narak toh yaha sai kahi dur hai
Mai- matlab nark ka pata esse baata rahi hoo jaise roj jaati hoo waha
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Vinash - nahi naago kaa janna wha warjit hai par aap kon joh mar kar bhi zinda
hai
Mai- aare mai woh kaya matalab mai zinda huu
Vinash- matalab yahi ki aare haa jab koi humare bhagvan ke khoon sai naha le aur
baccha jaaye toh usse zindagi milati hai
Mai- kaya matalab serpent matalb aapke bhagawan ke khoon sai zindagi
Vinashi- haa har naag dubra zinda hoo jata hai
Mai- mai naag nahi huu
Vinash- phir app mai sai janawar ki khushbu kyu aa rahai hai
Mai(man mai)- kaya mai yaha bhi bhediya ban sakata huu
Vinash - kaya soch rahe hoo
Mai- kuch nahi
Vinashi- humme apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye
Mai- mujhe mere ghar janna hoga Kaya app log merj madad karoge yaha sai nikalene
mai
Vinashi- jinta hoga karenge
Mai- par mai insaan hu jahar nahi pita
Sabanam- aare humara raajye bhi jadataar innsano jaisa hai
Mai- mujhe yakin nahi hoo raha mai narak saai jinda aa gaya huu
Vinashi- jarur aap bhagawan ke farishte hoo joh mere pati ko bachane aaye hoo
Vinash- chaliyee hum Baate kare tum jakar kahana baana doo
Bhar aakar hum baate karnai mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar
sakata hai
Par mujhe ennki shukriyaa ka tarika pasand nahi aaya ekdum nahi
Udhar kdev
Richa sai jhut bol kar kahi jaa raha tha sunsan elaake par
Kdev - agar mai zinda hu matalb dev ko kuch nahi hua hai par wob kaha hoo sakata
hai abhi abb saari shaktiyaa toh uss kutte ke pass hai
Mai karu toh karu kaya arre woh budha bhi toh hai
Ussnai aakhe band ki aur bolane laga - guruji darshan do
Tabhi ek chata uss par pada
Kdev - kon hai bhen kaa........guriji app dhyene hua joh aap aayee
Guruji - chup kar batmiz
Kdev- btmiz kyu guruji
Guruji- kyuki tuh hai
Kdev- maine kon si aapki ladki ched di hai
Guruji - chup kar murkh tuh meri beti ke kabil nahi
Kdev- kyu woh kaya pariyoo ki raani sai jada khoobsurat hai
Guruji- maine phele hi kaha tha dev sai tujhe zinda rakh kar ussnai galati ki Kdev -kyu mai kon saa rand.......chatakkk
Guruji- bus abb ek sabd aur nahi aur bado ki ezzat karana shih
Kdev - kyu ezzat sai kon saa mujhe mere mann ki chiz mil jaayegi
Guruji- ha chiz mai sambhog nahi dudaha jaata
Kdev- toh aapki beti kaya parasaad mai milli hai
Guruji- kaya essi liye yaad kiya mujhe ki mujhe jalil kar sake
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Kdev(man mai)- kaya puchu ess budhe sai sala aadhi baat bateyega
Guruji - phele puch toh nalayak
Kdev - dev kaha hai
Guruji- kyu
Kdev - khadaa nahi hota mera usske bina are kyu kaya hota hai
Guruji - agar tuh mere sishya kaa ansh naa hota abhi tujhe basm kar deta
Kdev- haa apka mahan sishye diamag jeb mai rakahata hai kitani baar kaha tok de
tok par nahi bhi sahab romance karege lag gai naa lanka
Guruji- (man mai)- yeh toh meri soch sai jada uudand hai
Kdev- abb bata bhi do
Guruji - woh nark mai hai
Kdev - kaya par ussnai kon saa paap kar diya
Guruji- tere jaisa paapi joh hai usskr sahrir mai
Kdev - mai paapi hu toh yaha kyu huuu
Guruji- yahi toh vidambana hai
Ki aache logo ka gahada jaldi bharata hai
Kdev- maine kon saa paap karawa diya haa ek milli videshi toh shuru karwa diya
par aapke sishy nai koi kasar naa chhodi masal diya uss agent ko
Guruji- shiv shiv kaise anrgal baate kar raha hai tuh tujhe usski koi chinata
nahi hai shivshiv sadbhudhi doo esse bhagwan
Kdev- accha kaise bacchana hai baatoo
Guruj -tujhe jaruat nahi hai woh kudh ki rakasha kar lega
Kdev- waah guruji aaj sai appko namaskar dhanye hoo abb mai free hokar gediyaa
marunga
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Guruji- teri gandi sangat sai bacchaye parbhu mere sesiye koo
Aur woh gayab hoo gaye
Kdev - wajah yaar maja aa gaya sun abb chain sai karunga apne man ki
Aur ease yeh din aur raat gujar gayi subah sab log uthe aur shaadi mai busy hoo
gaye aaj payal didi ki shaadi hone waali thi finally
Par kisi ko abhi bhi chain nahi tha
Ek kamre mai shikha didi bethi hui kuch soch rahi thi
Aur usske haath mai thi ek gun
Tabhi ussnai phone uthaya aur phone
Shikha - yea sir i want a team our leader is dead
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Shika didi nai ek car nikalwayi aur driver sai kah kar chal padi raw agency
Piche bethe hue unnke unnke aakhoo sai aashu nikal jaate hai
Woh usse poch kar apni aap ko majbut baana deti hai
Shikha - shikha himmat nahi harani dev ki bhen hai tuh jiske liye koi mission
kabhi bhi muskhil nai raha haa kaise khood do ess raw ko jisnai mujhe dev sai
milaya
Kuch hi der mai car pahuchi raw agency
Shikha didi jaldi sai nikali aur apne taraing room mai jakar kapde bade aur ek
talawar nikali
Aur paratice karani lagi
Aur phir gun ki practice
Warm up practice session ke baad woh uper gayi jaha ek helicopter
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Phir woh nikal gayi
Aur jagal ki taraf jaha bb trace hua tha ussnai channel director ko publicly mar
kar sansani faila di thi toh abb raw ko rokana tha usse par kaya yeh mout ke muh
mai nahi jaa rahe
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Shikha - alapha 1 and alpha 2 i am your leader
Alaha 1 one agent - mam its really truth that joker sir deadth
Shikha apne dard ko piti hui - yaa its pure truth
Alpha2 agents -mam yeh Bb ko hara paayenge hum
Shikha- mai jhut nahi bolungi essi nai dev sorry joker ko mara bus humme sahi
tarike poision dart ka usse dena hai taaki usse kaid saake usse marana bahut
muskil hai
Agent - par mam woh ek dart sai kaise
Shikha - kyuki yeh dart joker par kaam karti hai abb jada baat nahi we reach our
destination be alert
Dheer dherre sab bhar nikale aur jaaise aags bhade helicopeter blast hoo gaya
Sab saham gaye
Ek awwaj ayi sab nai aage dhekha
Bb mudata hua
BB - AA gayi meri joker ki jaan aare sorry dev ki jaan
Shikha - aurto ka shara lekar kaya war karta kabhi kissi aurat sai mar kahega
naa tab yaad aagi tujhe apni maa
Bb - aare aare toh aram sai ara sai yeh lee naa
Ussnai ek light chhodi shikha par
Woh seedhe shikha ke herat par lagi
Shikha apna dil pakad kar - aaahhhhhh
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Alapha 1 nai jaase hi dhekha uss par dart chala di par woh saari raste mai ruk
gayi aur mud kar unnki ko lag gayi saari alpha ek saath dher hoo gayi
Bb - bus etna hi laayi Bb ko pakadnai ke liye
Shikha dheere sai apni mike mai- now drop the cage
BB ke uper ek bada tha cage giraya gaya par usske ek muuke sai tod diya usse
Cage ke tukade jakar shikha ke shrir mai gusse kaayi jagah sai khoon nikalani
laga
Bb nai haath aage kiya aur alpha 2 par aattak kar diya alapha 2 bhi patoo ki
tarah behosh hoo gayi
Bb -dhekh abhi mera mann nahi hai kissi ko marnai ka chali jaa par haa uss janu
ko bhej dena
Shikha nai gun nikali aur fire karnai lagi jismai sedative the
Par Bb nai unnhe fuk maar ke uda diyaa
Bb- kaash tuh bhi dhoke sai mara hota
Aur pass pahuch kar ek laat shikha ke pet mai maar di
Shikhaa - maaaaaaa.........
Bb - galat boli dev bol
Ussnai ek aat shikha ki jhaagh par maari
Shikha - devvvv
Shikha nai pit sai takawar nikal kar bb ke jhaag kaat di
Bb. - uiiii yeh toh suii hai aur dhaar banna kar laaati
Ek aur laat shikha ke seene par padi
Shikha -aaahhhhhhhhhh................
Tabhi bb nai shikha kaa haath pakada tha ki usski aakhe band hoo gayi uska dimag
sunn pad gaya
Dev - aakhiri paloo mai koi kawaaiysh hai hai teri toh bata jaldi
Bb - nahi mujje chod do please mai tumhere pair paakdata hu
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Dev- ha ha ha aaj nahi bachega tuh
Bb -nahi mai yeh dhekhoo mai tumhare pair caahata hu maaf karo mai kabhi bhgawan
nahi banunga
Dev nai haath aage kiya aur woh bhediye mai badal gaya
Aur Bb kaa kam tamam hoo gaya
Tabhi Bb ki aagkhe khuli aur ussnai shikha kaa haath chhod diya
Shikha hairani aur dard sai usski taraf dhekha
Bb hakalata hua - tuh kon hai kaya tuh ayati hai
Shikah - aahhh..... Shikha dheere sai kahdi ho gayi- kaya matalab ayati
Bb - tuh anne waala kal dhekh sakati aur dhikha sakati kaya dev zinda hai
Bb pura paisine mai
Shikha - kaya matalb dev zinda hai
Bb bina kuch bole udd jaata hai
Shikha shock mai thi ki woh future dhekh sakati
Note :-AYATI SANSAKRIT MAI FUTURE KO KAHTE HAI
BB Pahuchata hai apne raaj mahal
Bb - sainko aaj ke baad sab band kar do koi naa yaha andar aayega naa mai bhar
Saare sainik kaam par lag gaye
Bb - mai nahi jaaunga bhar abb nahi banaana mujhe bhagawan mai bus zinda rahana
chaata huu
Nahi caahiye mujhe koi jaanu nahi caahiye mujhe koi shakti akkhir etna kuch
karani ke baad mai mar jaaunga sach mai woh mamuli nahi mar kar bhi vapas
aayega
AAKHIR KON HAI TUH DEV ...
Sanik - malik woh ladkiyoo ka bandobast hoo gaya
Bb - nahi nahi koi ladki nahi mai marana nahi caahata huu bhaagi yaaha sai sab
ladkiyoo ko bhaga do
Sanik - par malik
Bb - baag kute kaha naa bhaag
Bb aapni mout dhekh kar hadbada gaya pura
EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA
IDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA
Vinash - kaya hua kaya soch rahe hai
Mai- meri bheno nai kahana kahaya ki nahi
Sabnam- lagata hai bhaut payaar hai apnni bheno sai
Mai- haa jaan sai bhi jada payaar karta hu aur woh mujhe bhi khud sai jada
payaar karti hai
Sabnam - accha hai app ho bhi kitane acche mere pitaji ki jaan baachayi
Mai- arre nahi yeh har insaan maff karana har ek ka farz hai ki sabki madad
kare
Vinashi- aisa sab nahi sochante hai
Mai haath dhoya aur uth gaya
Vinashi- kaya hua
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Mai- abb mujhe mera rasata bata de mai caalunga yaha sai
Vinash - etna assan nahi hai main wha jaane ki galti ki toh mera yeh haal hua
Mai- kyu aisa kaya hai waha
Vinash- mai waha sabsai shaktishaali naavmani ke lalaach mai gaya tha par pakada
gaya jab ek naag waha nahi jaa sakata hai toh app kaise jaaoge
Sabanam- haa todhe din ruk jaayiye yahi mauka dhekh kar chale jaana
Mai- nahi aisa nahi hoo sakata hai aap nahi lekar jaaoge toh mai hi jaata huu
Vinash - kahi mai phir pakada gaya toh mere pariwar ka kaya hoga
Maine usske bete aur usski ptani aur beti taraf dhekha toh mai aur kuch nahi kah
paya
Mai nikal pada ghar ke bhar tabhi bhagati hui sabanam aayi
Sabanam - suniye
Mai- ji kaya hua
Sabanam-appnai humari madad ki usske liye shukriya
Mai- rukko wahi ruko shukriya ki jarurat nahi hai
Sabanam- kaya app yaha dubra aayenge
Mai- kbhi nahi aur mai ess mahnhus jagah kabhi nahi aaunga par app sabsai mil
kar accha laga
Sabanam - mujhe bhi ohh matalab hum sabko bhi
Mai aur kuch nahi bola aur samnai jagal ki taraf bhadh gaya todhi dur jakar mai
mudha toh woh uussi jagah khadi thi jaha chhoda tha usse
Mai abb bina mudhe chalata gaya aagaya aur chalata gaya bus chalata hi gaya
Aakhir mai thak gaya aur paani ko edhar udhar dudhani laga
Yaha hariyaali bhaut thi par panni nahi
Mai panni pann chilane laga ki tabhi bhaut tezz tezz aawaaje aane lagi jasse
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marpit ho rahi hoo
Mai uss taraf chal pada saayd mujhe kuch mil jaaye waha pinne koo
Mai jab waha pahucha toh ek bada joh kuch aisa tha
ek bande ki dhulayi kar raha tha
Aur ek banda mere side mai khada tha meri nazar padhi usske haath mai jismai
sayad sharb thi unke liye madira
Mujhe toh bus kuch bhi pina tha maine usske haath sai khick liya aur pinne laga
ki tabhi
Woh jo lad raha tha ussnai mujh bich mai patak diya
Sab chilane lage - sardar mar doo esse essnai apki madira ko jhutha kiya hai
Mai- aree ruko ruko mujhe payaas lagi thi toh maine pi liya
Sadar - chal ab lad mujhsai yaar par ussnai apni bhaari bharakam talwar mere
uper chala di
Mai jahat sai side hoo gaya
Udhar raw nai ek team bhej kar sabko vapas agency mai laya
Shikha didi abhi bhi ussi baat ko soch rahi thi ki dev zinda hai par hai kaha
Mohan -kaya hua shikha tum jada mat socho par woh gaya kaha
Shikha - pata nahi sir kaha chala gaya par team mai toh koi gayal nahi hai
Mohan - nahi sab par high doz ki dart ka nasha hai bus
Shikha- sir mai chaalti hu ghad par shaadi hai
Mohan -ok nikalo baad mai discuss kar lenge
Udhar ghar par
Mousi- aare dev kaya kar raha hai jakar dhek. Sab Tayari puri ho gayi hai naa
Kdev - haa mousi app ghbara jada rahi hoo kuch nahi hoga sab thiik hai yaha
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karishma nai sab sahi sai kiya hai
Karishma - ji mam app ghbaiyre mat
Mousi - accha chal mere saath jara
Kdev - chaloo kaha janna hai
Phir mousi mujhe ek room mai lekar gayi jaha payal didi thi
[Yeh scene marriage hall sai hai ]
Payal didi chudiya phen rahi thi
Kdev - aare aaj meri didi kitnai sunder lag rahi hai nazar naa lage ennhe
Payal didi kuch nahi boli
Mosi - kaya huaa beta tuh udass hai
Kdev unnke pass gaya aur unnke gale lag gaya
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Payal - kaya sach bol raha hai tuh maa jara app dhekhana saloni kaha hai
Mousi - aacha bulati hu
Mousi room sai chali gayi
Payal- sacha bata kaya dev zinda hai [apne aakho mai aashu liye hue unnhonai
bola ]
Kdev- haa woh abhi nark matalb hell mai haai
Payal- kaya par kyu mera etna accha bhai waha kyu
Kdev- yeh toh mujhe pata nahi hai par aayega jarur pata nahi kab
Payal- tuh yeh shaadi rok de mai dev ke aane par karungi
Kdev- aisa mat kahoo kaya mai alag hu mai bhi tuh ussi ka hisaa hu
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Payal -nahi mai abhi jakar sabko bata dungi haa mai jaa rahi huu woh uth padi
Kdev nai unka haath pakad liya
Kdev[man mai ]-kaya karu kaisr karu ussnai apni aakhe band ki
Now kdev as dev
[Kdev aisa ess liye kar raha hai taaki woh apna faisala badal de ]
Payal- chhod mera haath
Mai- didi apne bhai ki baat nahi maanogi
Payal jaise shok hoo gayi
Payal- kaya kaha
Mai unnke pass gaya aur unnke gaale lag gaya - kaya didi aap kaya karnai jaa
rahi hoo mai yahi huu aapke pass yaha waha mat dhudha karo mai toh app sabke dil
mai hu
Payal- tuh aa gaya dev tuh aa gaya
Mai- haa yeh dev sai mai hamesha juda rahata huu
Payal roote hue - kyu nahi aaya phele mai kitana royi hu tere liye aur pari kaya
pata hai naa kaya haal hai
Mai- haa didi mai sab thik kar dunga par app apana makeup kaharab mat karoo aur
mai jinda hu abhi kissi ko mat batana abb chalata hu happy marriage life my
sweet didi
Kdev nai phir aakhe band kar li jaise payal didi ko dhikha raha ho ki sach mai
dev aaya tha
Now kdev as kdev
Payal kdev ko hilate hue
Payal- dev dev
Kdev- kaya hua kaha hai dev
Payal- kdev ke seene par maarnai lagi - uhhhhuuhhh kitnae ganda hai tuh apni
bhen ki shaadi mai maheman ki tarah aaya huuuhhbuhhh
Kdev bhi apne aashu rok nahi paaya aur unnko chhod kar bhar nikala gaya par jab
woh nicche aaya aur kissi ko car sai utarte dhekh woh gusse sai laal ho gaya
Kdev- laalchi kutte yaha bhi aa gaye
Bhai agar kissi ko baar baar scene change hoone sai dhhikt hai toh bata dena
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sorry for that
Udhar
Jasse hi uss sardar nai wara kiya mai hat gaya
Par mere pair lakda rahe the
Maine phir bottle ko uthaya aur pi gaya
Saradar - nahi chodunga tujhe
Mai- eehhuu uhhhuu [hichaki ]-abe kaya hai bee badi mast hai re [etni powerfull
sharab thi ki edukum dimag par chad gayi]
Sadar - yeh mera shikar hai sab hatoo
Mai- shikar aisa kaya toh jakar kissi khargosh kar shikar kar
Saadar- hum shero ka shikar karte hai
Mai- lagata hai kissi uhhaaahh [dakar leta hua] kissi sher sai mukabal nahi hua
hai abhi tak gidah hi marè hai tunne ussnai apni talwaar mere taraf fhek di
Maine apni talwar uthayi aur usski talwar kaat di kaya kaat di
Ohhh shit yeh yaha yeh waha ke khade sab logo soch rahe the
Maine apni tawalar dhekhi nashe mai kudh ko waha ka raja samajh raha tha
Mai ladkahadti - hui jaban sai- dhekha naa tunne meri talwar mai aag hai
Sardar badi tezzi sai meri taraf aaya main aav dhekha na taav talwar chhod kar
kudh gaya uss par
Aur jaase hi jassi maine ek haat mara uska sir ek pathar ki tarah tut kar gir
gaya
Mai- chillaaya nahiiiii par. Awwaj aayi - aaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
Mai apn senne par baar baar apna hath mar raha tha mai pura bhediya ban chuka
tha
Mai ladkdaya aur ek ped sai takara par mere takrate hi woh ped tut gaya aur waha
gamin sai ek mahal nikalenai laga
Waha ke sab log hala machanai lage
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Ek adami- danye hoo parabhu hummra sarap kahatam hoo gaya
Mai dheere dheer chhota hoo gaya aur apne normal roop mai aa gaya par ekdum naga
tha mai sayad power hoti toh kapde aa jaate
Par mera nasha abhi nahi utara tha
Mai- aur sharab laayo
Adami 1- le maaya lekar ja aur pila unnhe
Adami 2 - yeh tuh bhi le Nira jakar pila
Adami 3 - aare aree garishtha tuh jakar pila yeh le
Mai- chup kar harmkhoro mjjhe pilaoo sab ek saath
Adami 1/2/3- sach maharaaj
Mai- kaya kha maharaaj haa mai hu maharaaj pilaoo mujhe sab
Woh tenno ladkiya bhaage hue aur mujhe shaarb pilaene lagi binaa kisi shram ke
Par has rahi thi dheere dheere
Tabhi meri nazar unnke sundar thanoo [boobs yaa phir joh app samajhe ]par gayi
meri akkho ko unnheonai. Dhekh liya
Tabhi ek adami aya usske haatho mai kapde the
Tinno nai mil kar mujhe woh pahenaha aur
Maaya- app joh dhekh rahe hai. Woh sab aapka hi hai
Mai sharab pita hua -ummmmmmhh aahhh sach mai mera hai sab kuch tum meri hoo
Nira /garishtha - humm bhi aapkki hai
Mai- tum tenno meri hoo ummmhh aahhh maja aa gaya sharab aur ladki
Nira- ladki nahi humm aapki patinya hai joh ladki naaye raja ko phele pilati hai
sharab woh yaha ki nayi raani hoti hai aur aapnai humm tenno ko chuna aur humme
apna bana liya
Mai- ummmmhh aahhhh Ek aur baar pite hue -aahhhh aaaj masal dunga tumhe chaloo
mahal mai
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Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaabdiyaoo mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA "
aur ek chetavi bhi job kuch assi thi
"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAAGAYE PHIR KABHI NAA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE
BACHEGA WAHI JOH SAACHE MAN SAI DHYAAN LAGAYE "
Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe par ek bhaut tezz
roshani thi
Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaabdiyaoo mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA "
aur ek chetavi bhi job kuch assi thi
"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAAGAYE PHIR KABHI NAA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE
BACHEGA WAHI JOH SAACHE MAN SAI DHYAAN LAGAYE "
Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe pad ek bhaut tezz
roshani thi
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