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Maa - aap sab log abhi yaha ki baat karoge ki nahi*

Mai- maa aap kuch jada react nahi kar rahi ho ess mamuli si baat par*

Maa - dhekh rahe hoo aap sab log esse yeh mamuli si baat lagati hai*

ABB AAGE

Maa - aap sab log abhi yaha ki baat karoge ki nahi*

Mai- maa aap kuch jada react nahi kar rahi ho ess mamuli si baat par*

Maa - dhekh rahe hoo aap sab log esse yeh mamuli si baat lagati hai*

Mai gusse mai bahar nikal gaya sab awwaj lagate rahe mai nicche utara toh kirti

coffee lekar mere pass aa gayi

Kirti - bhaiya aapki coffee

Mai- nahi pinni jaa yaha sai

Kirti kaa muh jara saa ho gaya usska face dhekh kar mujhe laga esspar kyu ghussa

nikal raha hu

Mai has kar - muh dhekh apna bandariya lag rahi hai

Maine coffee kaa cup le liya

Kirti - bhaiya aap aise mat kiya meri galati thi par uss baat sai koi fayada

nahi hai aur mai bandariya nahi hu

Mai- thik hai bandariya

Kirti - bhaiya

Mai- sorry sorry chal jaa tuh nasata kar

Kirti - aap kaha jaa rahe ho

Mai- bhar hu gardan mai

Kirti - kyu kaya hua

Mai- aare kuch naa bus assi

Mai chal pada garden (ghar kaa hi ) mai

Mai ek ped ke nicche beth gaya aur coffee pinne laga

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Meri toh samajh mai nahi aa raha ki dhekhu kaya woh vampires kaa yaa yeh ghar ki

tenation

Kdev- tention toh hai hi

Mai- abbe tuh yaha

Kdev - kyu jaha tuh waha mai

Mai- aa beth

Hum dono asse bethe jaase koi doo bhai bethe the

Kdev- aab bata etna kyu soch raha hai sab thik hoga akhil toh mai hi yaani tuh

hi hai

Mai- yaar dhekh naa kitana overreact kar rahi hai

Kdev - bol toh assi raha hai jaase padosi ki ladki sai nain lada raha hai aab

hai kaya saloni woh tuh bhi janata hai

Mai- haa toh kaya hua Manata hu humari culture nahi yeh sab abb toh ho gaya toh

kaya karu gaala ghot loo apna

Kdev - aabe family mai hota hai

Mai- tujhe toh family darama pasand nahi hai naa

Kdev- bilkul bina baat ki kachpach hoti rahati hai par shai galat toh samajah

sakata hu

Mai- akhil ke ghar jakar tere vichar bade shudhar gaye hai

Kdev- nahi aisa naa hai bua joh man mai aaya woh kah diya

Mai- waase maa bhi sahi hai aakhir mai kitnai man manni karunga

Kdev - aabe kaya hua tujhe

Mai- dhekh phele masoom phir riccha phir komal phir janu phir sona phir

Kdev- abbe phir phir kyu aase hi bol de

Mai- kaya bolo sab tuh jaanata hai maa nai sab bardash kiya mujhe lagata hai

maine hi galat kiya

Tabhi waha guru ji aa gaye

Kdev unnhe dhekh kar - aayiye aayiye aap bhi bachodi kariye waase zindagi jhaand

padi hai

Mai- pagal ho gaya hai kaya pranam guru ji

Guru ji - jite raho beta kyu dhukhi bethe ho

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Mai- woh..

Kdev - fat gayi hai

Mai- chup be

Kdev- aare mai kah raha hu woh kahate hai naa upper waali jab bhi deta hai

chpapar faad ke deta hai toh humari musibatoo kaa chapaar fat gaya hai

Guruji- accha fir utam hai

Kdev - aap kaya samajhe shiv shiv aap bhi naa guruji

Mai- ho gaya abb chup kaise aaye gurudev aap

Guruji - kaya kar rahe ho yaha ess duhurt balak ke saath

Mai - kya kru mere aur saloni matlab saloni didi ke baare mai ghar ke logo ko

pta chal gaya

Guruji - toh kya faisala liya tumnai

Mai - mai unnhe asse nahi chhod sakata warana mere payaar par mujhe khudh sawal

uthanai honge

Guruji - toh kaya samaj ke niyam todoge

Mai- kuch bhi par dhokha nahi karunga kissi ke saath

Kdev - aab sawal band karo upaye baatoo

Guruji - joh bhi karna samaj sai chupa kar karna

Mai- matalab

Guruji - etna tum soch loge

Mai- par

Aur kuch kahata woh gayab hoo gaye

Kdev - mujhe laga tha yeh adashwaadi kbc khelega aur chala jaayega

Mai- saale tujhe carodpati ki padi hai mai yaha carodo ka pati banani ki kagar

par hu

Kdev - wasse aacha hi hai ek carore matalab chudai hi chudai

Mujhe hassi toh aayi par

Mai- abbe kyu gaali waale kaam kar raha hai

Kdev- waise ek baat bata neha ke saath jab sab ho gaya toh soch kaya raha hai

Mai- woh toh galti sai hua

Kdev - waah bete kaya mast galti hai baar baar ho rahi hai

Mai- abbe mujhe pata hai tuh woh sab jaan sakata hai joh mai jaanta hu yaa

mahsus karata hu

Kdev- tabhi toh kah raha hu neha ke badan ki khusboo badi mast hai

Mai- saale bhaag yaha saai ek toh mai fas gaya hu tuh saala mood bana raha hai

Kdev - chill aur chudai dono yahi hai zindagi ki sachayi

Mai- haa toh kaya ban jaau aapne gahr kaa jamai

Kdev - essmai harz kaya hai mere bhai

Mai- chhod saale mai hi chala jaata huu

 
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Mai- haa toh kaya ban jaau aapne gahr kaa jamai

Kdev - essmai harz kaya hai mere bhai*

Mai- chhod saale mai hi chala jaata huu*

ABB AAGE

Mai andar jaa raha tha ki mujhe kuch aaur log andar jaate dhekehe jinsai mai toh

aap log bhi nafarat hi karenge

Tabhi unnmai sai ek ruka aur mere pass aaya

Sumit- dev mere bhai kaha tha tuh aane mai dikkat toh naa hui naa narak sai

Mai kuch nahi bol bus ek puch usski naak par jad diya

Sumit nak pakad kar - aahhh maa mar diya uhhh maa

Amit bhaag kar waha aaya

Amit- yeh kaya kiya tunne

Mai- ess sai kah jada naa uchal

Amit nai kuch budabudaya aur sumit ki naak par haath rakha usska khoon band ho

gaya

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Mai ghar ke andar jaane laga toh picche mud kar ek baar dhekha rahul nai mujhe

dhekha aur halaka saa muskura diya mai bhi hasa aur andar ghus gaya

Sab ke sab nasate mai lage hue the

Pari - bhaiaya kitnai dher sai coffe pi rahe the abb kuch kaaah bhi loo

Mai beth gaya pari paas

Pari akaar meri goad mai beth gayi aur ek niwala mujhe khila diya

Maa- tujhe chain sai nahi kaahaya jaata kaya

Pari - nahi bhaiaya khilaoo naa

Maine ek niwala usske muh mai daal diya

Mai nahi jaanta sabake dimag mai kaya chal raha hai kon kaya soch raha hai kon

kaya dhekh raha hai mai toh bus pari ke payaar ka jawab payaar sai de raha tha

B chachi- tuh abb jawan ho gayi hai asse kab tak chipati rahegi ess sai duniya

waale kaya sochenge

Mai- kyu esska jab tak man karega kare kaya hua

Pari - haa mai toh apnai bhaiya sai hamesha chipaki rahungi duniya jale toh

jale

Shikha has kar - arre haa bhai tuh aur tera bhai anhokaha hai

Tabhi

Maa - lee tere anokhe bhai bhi aa gaye

Amit - kaya ho raha hai bina humare hi nasata shuru kar diya

Ritu - aare nahi bhaiya bus assi hi betho

Sumit- kaya baat hai kirti tuh chup hai dhekh bhaiaya tere liye kaya laaye hai

Ussnai ek box nikala aur kirti ko diya

Kirti khadhi hui aur sumit ke gale lag gayi - thanks bhaiya

Sumit - chal abb jara nasata de

Ritu - mai deti hu naa bhaiya

Woh tenno bhi beth gaye

Mai waha sai utha aur andar chala gaya mere picche riccha bhi aa gayi

Mai jakar apne bed par let gaya aur chat ko ghurani laga

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Richha mere pass bethi

Richha - kaya hua yaha kyu aa gaye

Mai- kuch nahi par tum kyu chali aayi

Riccha - nahi waha kaa kaam ho gaya hai

Mai- aayo leto

Riccha - ruko gate band kar deti hu

Woh band kar aayi aur mere bahao ko takiya bana kar let gayi

Mujhe usse apni bhaoo mai lekar thoda saa sukoon mila joh unn teeno ke aane sai

khoo jaata hai

Nicche

Amit - aare badi maa kab ho rahi saloni ki shaadi

Maa - kaya kaha

Amit - shaadi saloni ki akhil sai

Maa- beta tunne hi toh meri aakhe kholi hai warana mere gahr mai yeh naa jaane

kaya ho raha tha

Sumit- aare hum sab ek pariwar hai toh accha bura khudh dhekhana hoga

B chacha - bhai ess baat par mai srhamat hu yeh joh ghar mai hua hai woh kissi

bhi tarike dai sahnai yogaye nahi hai

Pari- kaya hua hai chacaha ji

Dad - shikha tuh sabkoo andar lekar jaa

Ritu - mai nahi

C chacha chilla - kaha naa sab andar jaao abhi

Shikha - chaloo sab

Sab jaane lage sona ko bhaut bura laga par woh boli nahi kuch par usski aakho

sai kuch aashu gir gaye the

Dad - saloni tuh nahi

Saloni didi nicche beth gayi

Dad ki aaj tone bahut kadak thi saayad hi gahr mai kissi nai sunni ho

Dad - kaya karna caahate hai tum dono

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Saloni didi ekdum chup bethi thi

Dad chilla kar - sunna nahi maine pucha

Saloni darate hue - ji ji dad

Dad - tum dono ko jara saa bhi kahayal nahi aaya humara yeh sab karte hue

Saloni- nahi dad kuch nahi hua hai hum dono mai

Maa nai toh hath utha diya didi par c chachi nai haath pakad liya

Aag laganai waale man mai muskuraa rahe the

C chachi- didi kaya karti ho yeh abhi baachi hi toh hai

Maa - bacchiya apni bhai ke saath

Dad - chup rahe ess baato ko baar baar mat dhoraaoo

Saloni didi ki himmat tut padi woh jor jor sai ronne lagi

C chachai - naa meri baachi naa aap log koi jail mai nahi hai joh esse kadi ki

daant rahe hai

C chacha - tum sahi ho par agar meri aassi bacchi hoti toh mai usse mar deta

mere muh par kalikh potani sai phele

Saloni- chacha abhi kuch nahi kiya hai maine Bus todhi si bhatak gayi thi

Dad - toh jaa woh kasar puri kar lee woh toh shaktiya lekar samajhata hai ki

kuch bhi kar sakata hai uss samajha doo ki ess duniya mai bhaut aaye aur bhaut

gaye

Saloni didi apna shir table par rakh kar ronne lagi - nahi nahi dad aisa mat

kahiye usse

Amit - mujhe yakin nahi hota jisse aap sab nai sehzade ki tarah rakaha ussnai

yeh sab kiya

Dad - kaya karu mai abb humra sehzada bigad gaya

B chacha shir jhuka kar - bigadasehzada

Saloni - app log usse ulata kahana band karenge

Maa- dhekho abhi bhi chain hai

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Dad kahdde hue aur

Dad - kadhi ho

Saloni - dad

Dad nai unnhe khich kar khada kiya aur bhar le jaane lage cchachi aur rahul

unnhe roknai lage

Amit rahul kaa haath pakad kar - chup chaap rah

Dad nai lekar didi ko gate ke bhar dhaka de diya

Woh girnai waali thi maine unnhe pakad liya abb speed ka kuch fayada hota hai

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahe ho aap sab pagal ho gaye ho kaya

Amit - loo aa gaye sehzade aapke

Mai- abe tuh jada bol raha hai tere chithe khol du kaya

Amit - aabee jaa. Jaa

Dad - tuh jaa yaha sai yeh nahi jaayega

Mai- aap log bade ess salahakaar ban rahe ho pata hai janu ko paane ke eesinai

black bird ko hum sab ko marnai ko bheja tha aur aap logo ki janakari bata do

mai eeki vajah sai 3 saal narak mai bita kar aaya ennhonai mujhe mar diya tha

par mujhe toh aan hi tha kyuki nafarat karnai sai jada log mujhe payaar karte

hai

Maine apne shirt utar di aur didi ke aashu saaf kiye

Saloni rroti hue - dd.eev dev uhhhuuhh

Picche sab meri baato sai ekdum murti ban gaye

Mai- kyu aab bolo humare riste ko bade galat galat kah rahe pata hai ennke dil

sai mera dil bana hai aur dil naa koi dharm hota hai naa rista woh bus dil sai

dil ki sunata hai

Saloni- rahe de

Mai- aabb kise baccha rahi ho mai nahi darata enn dhongi logo sai pal mai payaar

pal mai chiiii yeh pariwar nahi hai

Maine saas li aur

Mai- aab kaya nikaloo mujhe bhi nikal doo

Dad - dil yeh nahi shikata ki ristoo ko naa dhekhe bus

Maine unnhe rokate hue

Mai- accha ek baat baatu accha mai toh adaharmi hu hawasi hu toh aapka yeh

mahamata jab aapki chhoti beti ki ezzat par haat daal raha tha tab kaha the

aap

B chacha - kon tuh apana dosh kisi aur par mat daal abb tum dono ke bich kaya

hai sab jaan chukke hai

 
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Mai- accha ek baat baatu accha mai toh adaharmi hu hawasi hu toh aapka yeh

mahamata jab aapki chhoti beti ki ezzat par haat daal raha tha tab kaha the

aap

B chacha - kon tuh apana dosh kisi aur par mat daal abb tum dono ke bich kaya

hai sab jaan chukke hai

ABB AAGE

Mai haath aage kiya jaadugi gole ko yaad kiya usske aane ke baad maine woh

hospital nai kaya hua dhikahya joh ussnai pari ke saath kiya

Phele toh sab shock the mere pheli ki baato sai apr yeh toh maine dhikha diya

Woh dhekh kar sab toh line sai amit ko jhapad jad rahe the

Saloni mere gaale lag gayi - dev kyu kar raha ess sai tuh kayi logo ko kho

dega

Mai- agar mai asse hi raha naa toh ek din naa mai rahunga naa mere dil ke

hisse

Dad hum dono ke pass aa gaye Aur haath jod kar - aur kaya dhikahyaega beta abb

tuh ess paap ke daladal mai aur mat jaa dhekh yah do bhau kadhi unnke asshu toh

dhekh le kam sai kam

Mai kuch bolani wala tha par didi bol padi

Saloni- thik hai dad aap jaha kahoge mai waha shaadi karungi par aap kabhi haath

mat jodana yeh mere dad ki haath hai joh kabhi kissi ke saamnai nahi fhelenage

aur naa aapka shir kabhi nahi jhukanai dungi

Dad nai didi ko mere paas sai khich kar apnai seene sai laga liya

Dad - tuh meri sabadai samajhadaar beti maaf kar dena mujhe joh bhi maine kaha

yaa kiya

Saloni dad ke asshu pochate hue

- bus abb sab andar chailye tuh bhi chal dev andar

Mai toh unnki baato sai murti ban gaya

Bade chacha aur chote chacaha nai laat maar maar ke amit ko bhaga diya ghar sai

par sumit aur rahul bacch gaye

Sab asse andar jaane jaase kuch hua hi nahi hai kaya sab dhong tha kaya yeh

bhagawaan kaya kaya dhekunga mai ess zindagi mai

Mai wahi beth gaya jasse mai har gaya

Karib 10 min ho gaye mai gate ki taraf dhekh raha tha

Andar

Maa - abb kis muh sai uss sai baat karenge hum

Dad - pata nahi kaya kaya soch raha hoga

Saloni- dad kaya mai ...

Dad - haa jaa usse le aa pata nahi usse kahi bura naa lag jaaye Agar hum gaaye

usse lag raha hoga ki mere saath ki gahatana par kissi nai kuvh nahi kaha aur

humare bulane sai aane waala nahi hai

Didi bahar aaayi unnhonai dhekha ki mai shir jhukaye betha huu

Woh mere pass akar kadhi ho gayi

Mai bus binna pakad jhapakaye unnhe dhekh raha tha

Unnhonai mujhe khada kiya aur garadan mai ek ped ke picche le gayi

Mai unnki aakho mai dheknai laga ki aakhir kaya soch rahi hai

Unnhonai mere hotho par ek kiss kiya aur picche hat kar

Saloni- dev maaf karna mujhe

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Woh ronne lagi mai toh abhi murti bana kahda tha

Unnhonai mere sai apna shir laga diya aur ronne lagi

Jab unnke aasgu mere haatho par girre mujhe jaase jhatakaha laga

Mai - didi aap roo rahi kyu kaya hua phir kissi nai daata kaya aapko

Saloni - maaf kar de par mai kaya ek dad aur ek tuh kaya kar raha apni zindagi

mere kaharab karnai jaa raha tha sona aur riccha toh saayad samajhati agar yeh

baat aage jaati toh saayad tuh sabko kho deta

Mai- yeh kaya aapnai phelei baar mai bola par apnai muh hara diya payaar par kam

sai kam vishwaas toh kiya hota

Saloni- asse payaar ko saayad bhul jaana caahiye jiske liye apke mata pita haath

jode

Mai - jab maine aapko samjaya ki dur raho mujsai tab aap mujhsai chipki mere dil

mai dabe paayar ko jaagaya abb kah rahi ho bhul jaao

Saloni didi halake sai mera face sehalare hue - pagal abb sab kahatam ho gaya

hai mai caah kar bhi tera aage saath nahi de sakati hu

Mai- waha kitana asan hota hai kahatam bolana "kahatam hua sab" thik hai aapke

man joh tha aapnai kiya jaaiye shaadi kariye baache kariye aur mujhe .......

Chataakkkkk...........

Saloni - Jaa chaal meri nazaro sai samajh mai nahi aatta tere jab

Mai muda aur jaane laga bhar

Mai todhi hi dur gaya

Woh bhagati hu aayi aur mujhe ghuma kar kiss karnai lagi

Maine unnhe chhoda aur aage badh gaya garadan jhukaye woh gahr ki taraf badh

gayi

Mai muda aur bhagata hua unnke paas jaade hi pahucha woh bhi mud gayi

Maine unnhe goad mai utha liya aur kiss karnai laga

Unnhnai mujhe dhkka diya mai nicche gir pada woh andar bhaag gayi

Aur woh hua joh akasar hota hai mere asshuoo ko chupani ke liye

Barish ki bunnde mere badan aur aakho ko bhiganai lagi

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Mai utha aur jungle ki taraf chal pada

Edhar andar woh bed par gir kar ronne lagi

Sloni- dev mai kaya karti hum sabasai lad sakate hai par maa dad sai nahi par tu

khush rahe bus yahi mai cahati hu mere karan tujhe kabhi koi kuch naa kahe mai

kudh bhale jahar pu luh par teri aakho mai aashu nahi dhekh sakati hu bhalle aaj

woh meri wajah sai aa gaye hai par kam sai kam aage teri zindagi sahi toh

chalegi naa

Riccha - saloni

Saloni didi nai mudh kar dhekha aur riccha ko dhekh kar apne aashu pocch liye

Riccha - kaya hua

Saloni- aap aur sona yaha kaise

Riccha - yeh sab kaya hi

Saloni- mai kaise samjahu tumhe

Richha - sach bata do joh hai humme wahi suanan hai

Saloni man mai- kaya baatoo mai ennhe agar maine kaha mai dev sai payaar karati

hu Aur woh mujsai

Sona man mai- yeh kaya kiya dev tumnai etana bada dhokha kiya tumnai

Riccha - bolo bhi

Saloni didi kuch bol baati uss sai phele neha picche sai bolati hui aayi - mai

batati hu saayad yeh bhi nahi jaanti Hai yeh

Saloni- tuh kuch nahi jaanti hai

Neha - didi mujhe pta hai ki aap woh sab bata nahi paaungi

Riccha - toh tum hi bata do ki aakhir yeh dev aur ennke bich kaa sach kaya hai

Neha - woh baat yeh hai ki

Phir neha nai woh sab baate baatyi joh usse devika sai malum hui thi

Sona - ek minute toh matalb ennka dil dev ka same hai toh ennmai payaar hua mera

aur dev kaa man ek hai toh payaar hua kaya tumhra aur unka ...

Neha ghabara kar - nahi nahi woh bus mere bhaiaya hai aur kuch nahi hai humare

bich aap aisa soch bhi kaise sakati hoo

Riccha - kaya mera kuch nahi hai dev mai

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Neha - nahi bhabhi aap bhi toh unnke dil mai hi ho naa

Piiche sai Maa - haa usska dil bhaut bada hai par beta yeh galat hai naa

Sona - abb chod dijiye maa ji aap yeh hai kahtam ho jaaye toh thik

Maa - par woh hai kaha

Edhar

Mai jungle mai jakr beth gaya wahi apni purani jagah jaha woh nadi hai

Mai chhote chhote pathar panni mai marnai laga

Barish toh ho hi rahi jis sai mousam ekdum khusnuma tha par mere sab kuch jaase

ujada hua lag raha hai jaase sab dhur ho gaya

Mujhe sumitra maa ki bhaut yaad aa rahi thi

Tabhi mujhe kuch kahat pat sunayi di

Maine apni talwar nikal li

Manas - mai hu maharaj

Mai - arre tuh aa yaha beth

Manas mere pass aakar kahada ho

Gaya

Mai - beth naa

Manas - aapke saath nahi beth sakata hu

Maine usska haath khich kar beth liya

Manas - kaya hua maharaj aap dhukhi lag rahe ho

Mai- kaya karu zindagi ulag gayi hai bhaut Aur uper sai tum mujhe maharaj bata

rahe hoo

Manas - aap hoo maharaj ho hi

Mai - chal be bkawas band kar abhi mai wasse hi pareshan hu

Manas - toh maharani sai madad le lijiye

Mai- abbe woh kaha naa meri b.....

Manas - nahi woh toh maharani hai Aur aapki biwi

Mai- bus kar hamarkhor

Manas kadha hua - maaf karna maharaj

Mai- jaa abb yaha sai

Woh chala gaya waha sai muh lataka kar

Mai- bada aaya biwi banani wala

Mai wahi let gaya wahi nadi ke paas aur pata nahi kaase mai wahi soo gaya

Muje kissi nai jaagaya

Mai- tum yaha kaise

Devika - mere pati etnai kast mai hai aur mai waha mahal mai kaya karu mujhe

waha bhej kar aap mujhe bhool gaye

 
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Mai wahi let gaya wahi nadi ke paas aur pata nahi kaase mai wahi soo gaya

Muje kissi nai jaagaya

Mai- tum yaha kaise

Devika - mere pati etnai kast mai hai aur mai waha mahal mai kaya karu mujhe

waha bhej kar aap mujhe bhool gaye

ABB AAGE

Mai aakh malata hua utha toh meri nazar pass khadi neha par gayi

Mai- tuh yaha kyu aayi

Neha- app yaha kyu hai

Mai - toh kaya tuh meri biwi hai joh mere aage picche ghumati rahegi

Neha - appki biwi ko toh laayi hu mai

Mai- devika tumhe essnai khuch kaha toh nahi hai naa

Devika muskurani lagi

Mai - toh tumnai sab bata diya haa esse bhi

Neha - toh kyu naa baatoo assi bhabhi milana hi muskil aur uper sai pariyo ki

raani

Devika - tuk sabke liye toh bus tumhari bhabhi hi hu

Mai- accha tum mujhe abhi kah rahi ho ki maine tumhe yaad nahi kiya tumnai

kitnai baar mujhe yaad kiya

Devika- jab jab mai saas leti hu tumhe yaad karatai huu

Neha- bhaiya mai jara kabile mai hokar aati hu

Mai- aaccha thik hai jaa jada time mat lagana

Neha hasati hui - woh toh aap dhekho

Mai- bhaag bhadamas kahi ki

Woh bhagati hui hum dono ke aakho sai oojahal ho gayi

Devika- kabhi humme bhi etna gor sai dhekh liya karo

Mai- woh sab chodo phele yeh batoo tumhare gaal par yeh chot kaise lagi

Devika gaal ko chhute hue - kaha khuch bhi toh nahi hai

Mai usski baato sai toda udas ho gaya

Devika - aare arre kaya hua aapko

Mai- kaya tum mujhe ess kabil nahi samajhati ki mai apni biwi ki chot ke baare

mai puch saku

Devika shir nicche jhuka kar - mujhe maaf kar dijiye maine jadu sai woh chot

chupanai ki kosis ki par aap sai nahi chupa payi

Usski aakho sai aashu gire joh mai jamin par girnai sai phele apni hathili mai

bhar liye

Maine uska cehara uper kiya

Mai- aaj tum kitani sunder lag rahi hoo

Devika - àapko mai roti hui acchi lagati hu

Mai - haaa bhaut jada

Devika muh ghuma kar beth gayi

Mai usske gardan ke nicche kiss kiya

Devika - rahene dijiye aisa kuch kariye jiss sai mai roti rahu kam sai kam aapko

sukun toh milega

Mai- kaya mujhe roote wkhat tumhare laal gaalo ki taraif karna bekar lagata

hai

Devika nai ek second bhi naa lagaya aur ghum gayi aur binna palak jhapakaye meri

aakho mai dhekhanai lagi

Mai- assi kaya dhekh rahi hoo

Devika - aapki aakho mai dhekh rahi hu ki mere gaal kitani laal hai

Mai- kaya nazar aaya

Devika meri aakho ko chumate hue - haa par kuch aur bhi

Mai- aisa kaya aur hai

Devika - mere liye fikar aur bentaha payaar

Mai abb usse badi dhyaan dai dhekh raha tha

Devika - abb aap kaya dhekanai lage

Mai- yeh blouse kuch jada deep nahi hai kaya

Devika - kaha yeh toh ....woh ruk gayi aur nicche dhekha

Devika - aap bhaut badmas ho gaye ho asse aurtoo ke blouse ke andar jhakana

maana hai

Mai- apni biwi kee toh nahi hai naa

Maine usske paalu ko jara saa hataya toh meri ungliya usske cleavage ke ubhar

par lagi ussnai apne hotho ko daba diya

Mai- kuch ho gaya kaya

Devika - pata nahi kyu aapka har baar chuna bada alag aur naya naya lagata hai

Maine ukke boobs ke bich mai ungli daal di - naye kaa toh pata nahi par agar tum

assi hi mujhe yeh sab dhikahti rahogi toh sayad logo ko kuch naya dhekanai ko

mil jaaye

Devika - toh dhikha doo

Mai- naa baba naa mai nahi dhikanai wala kisss ko apni biwi ki shakal bhi

Devika - toh log kaise jaane ki naya kaya hai

Mai- log aaj kal bhaut hoshiyaar hai nayi chiz dhekh kar bhi kahate hai yaar yeh

phele bhi dhekh chuka hu

Devika - accha wasse ungli etnai der sai daal kar kaya edhar udhar ghuma rahe

hoo

Mai - kuch nahi dhekh raha hu ki enn pahadoo ke bich saap ke jaane kaa rasta hai

yaa nahi

Devika muakurarti hui - aap toh bus saap ko lee aayiye yeh pahad ussk hisab sai

khisak jaayenge

Mai- accha ji waise etnai mulayam pahado kaa raaj kaya hai

Devika - raaj toh nahi baatungi kahi kissi aur nai sunna toh aapka saap unnke

pahado ki sher par nikal jaayega

Ess baat par meri aur usski hasi ruk nahi paayi mai toh hasata hasata panni mai

ludak gaya

Devika - aram sai sunna hai paani mai saap kahi bhi ghus jaata hai

Mai hasata hua - haa agar usske man laayak jagah mile toh

Devika ma mai - aaj lagata hai meri chaahat puri hogi

Mai- kaya cahaat hai tumhari

Maine usska haath pakad kar apni aur paani mai khichate hue kaha

Devika - aap sai accha kon jaanega

Ussnai apna paloo hata diya

Maine usske blouse ke button khol diye

Ussnai blouse ko nikal kar side mai rakh diya

Baar baar usske cleavage ko dhekh kar mera lund jaaise pagal saa ho gaya tha

Ussnai mere lund pr paint ke uper sai dabaya mera lund ekdum shidha hokar side

mai hokar meri jhaanho sai chipak gaya

Maine usski kamar ko pakada aur apni taraf khich liya aur usse hotho ko chusani

laga

Woh apna haath mere lund par ragadnai lagi

Mai usski saadi ek uper sai usski chut ko jor sai ragadani laga

Usski siski aur meri aaah ek dusrke ke muh mai gunj rahi thi

Usska duhaath meri chaati par bhaut jor sai kas raha tha jaise chudana caah rahi

hoo

Mai kiss aur rubbing band kar di

Mai- kaya hua jaan

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Devika - shaadi toh utar do ragad ragad ka chiloge kaya

Mai- maine usski shaadi kholi aur uaska ek hisaa muh mai daba liya aur haatho

sao dheere dheere utaranai laga

Devika- etna ghuma rahe ho jasse chaand ki sair par lekar jaaoge

Mai- haa erada toh usske paar le jaane kaa hai

Mai ghutaano par betha aur

Maine uaski shaadi nikal di

Devika peticote utare hue - haa tumhare haathiyaar ki garmai bata rahai hai

Woh mere saamnai bra aur penty mai saach kahu maine aaj tak eetni khoobaurat

bala nahi dhekhi thi usska shrir

Main khada ho gaya phir main ne apne sare kapde jaht pat nikaal diye devika mere

samane khadi ho gayi devika ka bhara hua gadraya badan dekh kar mera lund rod ki

tarah khada ho gaya par sach kahu esski chuchiyoo jaisa kuch nahi lagata hai

maano mujhe kah rahi hoo aa jaa aa jaa chus mere raja

Devika mere pairo ke paas ghutanoo par beth gayi aur meta under wear khich kar

nicche kiya maine pair uper kar ke usse nikal di

Achanak woh chij hui jisko maine kabhi jiwan mai etna accha feel nahi kiya tha

jab devika nai apne hotho sai mera lund chua manoo haajaroo kilowaat ki bijali

mere shaareer mai aa gayi thi

Meri rongade rade ho gayi

Maine nicche dhekha ussnai mere lund ko mutthi mai bhara aur apne muh mai

ghusanai ki lagi

Mai- Aahhhhhh ufffffff devika kaya hoth hai tumhare jaase koi mulayam royi mere

lund ko apbai ked mai le rahi

Ussnai toda saaa anadr kar ke jeeb ghumayi toh meri kamr sai jahataka lag gaya

aur mera adha lund uaske gaale mai utar gaya

Maine aakhe band kar rahi thi aur usska shir pakad rakaha tha toh usaki aakhho

sai aashu nikal gaye

 
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THE FUCK DAYS

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Maine nicche dhekha ussnai mere lund ko mutthi mai bhara aur apne muh mai

ghusanai ki lagi

Mai- Aahhhhhh ufffffff devika kaya hoth hai tumhare jaase koi mulayam royi mere

lund ko apbai ked mai le rahi

Ussnai toda saaa anadr kar ke jeeb ghumayi toh meri kamr sai jahataka lag gaya

aur mera adha lund uaske gaale mai utar gaya

Maine aakhe band kar rahi thi aur usska shir pakad rakaha tha toh usaki aakhho

sai aashu nikal gaye

ABB AAGE

Maine apna lund bhar nikalana caha par ussnai haatho sai rok diya aur chusani

lagi mere lund kaa aage hisa saach mai edum usske gaale ke narm hisse sai takara

raha tha aur mere aage ko hisse ko gila kar raha

Mujhe asse laga kahi do second mai naa jaadh jaau

Devika ke leebh kaaa jaadu asse chala chal raha tha ki mere jeeb bhi tapadnai

lagi usske jism ko chatani ke liye

Maine ek jahake mai apna lund bhar nikal liya

Awwaj jaase jungle mai gunj gayi gaaaaa..a..aa.a...appppppppp

Devika - kaya hua ji chusnai doo naa please kahi phir aap miloo yaa naa

Mai ussko goad mai utha liya aur usske cleavage ke ubhar ko chaatanai laga

suuuurrruuuppppp .......surrrppp karr....,.ke

Apni haath ki saari unnglio ko force kar picche kiya bich waali ko uper ki taraf

foce kiya kar jiss sai woh ekdun tight ho gayi

Maine usaki penty mai haath dala aur usski chut ko ragdanai laga

Devika - aaaaaaahaaaaayeee.................ssiiiiiiiiiiii

...uu.hhhhh.uuhhhh....uhhhhhh.uhhhh..aaaaiiii .......mummmiiii......aaajee

dheere dheere ufffffffffffff ........chilll gayi aaaahhhh mmmuuuhhhhhhbb

Mai dusre haath sai usska sir pakada aur apni gardan par laga diya

Ussnai siskari ke liye muh khola toh Usske daant mere gardan kar lage

Jis sai ek baar aur current saa laga mere ungli kaa dabaw etna tezz hua ki addhi

ungli ussski chut nai sama gayai

Devika - maaarrrr......,.gayiiiiiiiiiii

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Nikalo please ..aaaaaahhh......uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Woh jadnai lagi mera puara haath gilla gila chipchipa ho gaya thaa

Maine socha aur puri ungli usski chut mai daal di

Devika - nahi maaaaaa ....nahijiii usane etnai jorssai kaata puccho

Mat woh mere pith par marnai lagi

Maine usse nicche utara aur lita diya

Maine ussk penty nilal dii aur Main ne devika ki tange chodi kar di

Devika man mai - bhagawaan ennka mood hamasha assa hi rakahe

Maine Apna muh uski choot par rak kar choot chatne laga devika toh siskariya

leeni lagi par assi ki kaya kahu aahaaaaaaa aah aise hi chato meri uufffffff

haaaaa aaahh ghumaaoo naaa todha saa

Maine jeeb ghumayi aur dono hotho sai usski clit ko chus kar khicha pata nahi

aaj toh yeh sab bada hi majaedaar lag raha tha

Devika - padaahhhhhhh dooooo,..,..ufffffd.haaaaaa kha jao puri ko me kab se apni

choot uffffff kaya kaya nikalawaaoo gee aaj muh sai kab sai aapsai mai chatane

ke liye taras rahi thi . aaj tak kisi ne meri ko asse nahi chua aur naaaa

chaaaaaatataaa

......aaaaaaahhh aur andar tak.,..,.. aur chato aur jor se chato aah aah bas

chatte raho,siiiiiiiiiii

Mai jeeb sai usski chut ki andar ki diwal ko lick karnai laga

Devika - oh ye kya kar rahe hoo oooo oh bada accha lag raha hai kaha sai shikh

liya yeh

Mai chaat aur chus ke haata ki woh ek baar aur jahad gayi

Devika mujhe dhekh kar - abbb bhula bhi doo naa essi aag

Mai- tumari aaag ko bhulana hi hoga aaj yeh jungle hum dono ke milan ka gawah

banega

Devika- yeh toh mere liye swarg sai bhi sundee hai

Mai- ha ab maar du kaya

Devika - kaaya ,....

Mai- tumhari ccc...hhhut

Devika - mujhe toh lagata hai aap maarogw nahi

Mai- toh

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Devika - aapp esse chir faad doge jab ungli assi thi toh yeh (mere lund ko

dhelhtw hue ) toh mujhe taare dhikha dega

main ne apna lund devika ki choot par rakh diya.aur ek zatka mara lund fisal

gaya maine phir rakha aur ek aur jhataka abb mera lund paaaaaaalkkkkkkkkkk kar

ke usski chut mai utara abhi toh aage kaa hisa gaya par uaaki chut nai khoonn

chhod diya devika ke muh se chikh nikal gayi main ne jaldi se apne honto ko

devika ke honto par rak kar kiss karne lag

jaise hi devika ho gayi main ne dusra zatka mara mera adha lund usski chhot mai

ghusa maano laga jase koi parada hata kar andar gaya

Devika ke muthi mai pathar aa gaye the woh chillana toh caah rahi thi par

chilaayi nahi

Maine usse uthaya aur khud nicche lategaya uase apne uper le aaya

Devika - aap rukoo mujhe karnai do maine usski kamar ko chhod diya

Woh mere uper hilaenai lagi dheere dhere karib do minute baad mai rul nahi saka

aur usse pakad kar apni chaati sai laga liya aur jor kaa jahataka mar apuara

lund usaki chut mai ghuss gaya

Par ussnai ekdum sai apne hotho ko mere hotho mai ked kar liya tha usaki chik

abb etnai tezz nahi

Maine abb jhatakae marnai laga

Devika - haaa assi haaaa kitana maaja aa raha abbb ufffffff yeh chhot uhhhh aare

kaa hua

Maine speed teZz kar di

Mai- kaya karu tumahre hotho ki garamahat abhi tak nahi gayi hai

Devika - ouuuccchhhhhhhhh ......araam sai ji aaj hi baccha toh nahi nikalaowa

doge garmahat ke chakar mai

Mai- ufffff kaya khaati ho esski andar etnai aag hai

Devika - aap bhujaoo tabhi toh .,....,.,..uffffffffffshiiiiiiiiiiii nahiiiii

maaaii gayiiiii

Mai- mai bhi aane wala hu

Mai uaaki pith ko kas ke pakada aur jhatakae marnai lag tezz teZZ aurrr marate

marate mai aur woh jhaad gayi aur mera maal usski chut ki gharaiyoo mai sama

gaya

Devika - suno toh meri kamar mai dard ho raha hai aapnai joh drill cahaalyi

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hai

Mai devika ko apni chaati sai chipakye naram naram ghaas par le gaya aur lita

diya

Hum dono soo gaye pata nahi aaj mai kitana sounga par mai phele soo gaya tha toh

meri need uss sai phele hi khul gayi

Mai saloni didi ke baare mai sochani la

Par maine usski taraf dhekha nahi wob bhi jaab chuki thi

Devika - kaya aap hamaesha yahi sochate rahoge

Mai- kaya karu ghar mai yahi toh hai

Devika - kahi aap ghar ke chakroo mai baaki ke kaam naa bhul jaao aur hume bhi

Mai- aisa nahi ho sakata hai aur kon saa. Kaam

Devika - kaya aap bhul gaye aap ek smarat hai toh kaya etnai chhoti chhoti baato

mai lag kar aap apna sara dhyaan wahi laga denge

Mai- haa kah toh sahi par pata nahi unn sab mai ajeeb saa nasah hai joh unnki

taraf khich deta hai mujhe

 
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HAPPY SHOCK TIME

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Neha - payar ki baat karati hu maine payaar ko waha kar feel kiya jaha tak aap

abhi nahi pahuchi samaji toh mujhe yeh sab boleye

Saloni chilla kar kon hai woh kis sai muh kala kar ke aayi hai tuh

Neha - apni jaban samabhalliye woh meri pati hai

Saloni ko aisa laga jaase usski dhdakan ruk gaye kahi ussnai galat toh nahi sun

liya hai

Saloni - kaya kaha tunne soch samaj kar kaha kar tera pati majak accha hai

Neha - jab humari payaar ki nishani dhekhoge tab yakin ho jaayega

Saloni - neha jawaban ko lagam de apni

Neha - kyu mera payaar mitti aapka sona

Saloni - mere dev ki tunana usse harmajaade sai mat kar jiss sai tunne muh kala

kiya hai

Neha - kyu aisa kaya hai unnmai joh mere waale mai nahi hai

Saloni- kuch bhi nahi hoga

Neha - toh kyu nà mai bhai ke saath hi yeh kar loo

Saloni ek tapad mar deti hai neha ko

Saloni- chup kar batmiz apne bhai ke saath yeh sab karegi bhesharam

Neha has padi

Saloni- has mat

Neha- abhi aaapnai joh kha kaya woh aap par laagu nahi hota hai

Saloni apni baat par gor kaarti hai aur apna shir jhuka leti hai

Neha - koi baat nahi didi humme joh ess duniya sai shikha hai wahi bola hai par

jab koi aur yeh humme kahata hai toh bura lagata hai

Saloni neha ko dhekhati - tuh kitani saamjhadaar hai chal jaa dhekh dev kaha

gaya hai usske bula kar laa

Neha bhar jaati hai aur usse devika ki yaad aati hai aur woh usse bulati hai aur

sab baate batai hai

Aur phir devika aur dev ka milan hua aur phir neha kaa par devika yeh dhekh nahi

paati toh woh chali gayi

Par ek baat joh thi ki neha nai waha kuch nahi kiya balki neha ka piccha saloni

kar rahi thi jab ussnai dhekha ki neha nai devika sai kaha hai ki usski baare

mai bura bhala kahe aur usse neha ki baatoo sai joh shak hua tha toh jab ussnai

usska piccha kiya toh usse pata chala ki neha aur dev phele hi. Sex kar chuke

hai toh usska gusaa aur bhadak utha par neha ki burayi waali baat par toh woh

khudh ko rok nahi paayi toh saloni nai pata nahi kaase apni shaktiyoo kaa

esstemaaal kiya aur woh neha ke andar ghua gayi aur aage ussnai kaya kiya woh

sabke saamnai hai

Par ussnai aisa kuch kiya taaki kuch time ke liye dev kisi kaa man naa padh

paayae kyuki shaktiya usse dev sai milli thi toh dev par ashar toh karei hi

Par yaha ek baat galat hui hai joh saayad sab kuch palat lar rakah de woh hai

saloni nai joh kiya neha ban kar saayad abb dono ke bich diwal ban jaaye nafarat

ki

Phir dev nai usse fhekh diya paani toh ussnai neha kaa sharir choda aur

Saloni- kitani baar kah rahi hu

Woh hawas thi chudai ki hawas

Mera shir fat jaayega udhar woh neha aur edhar abb yeh

Saloni - dev tuh uss neha sai dur rahana kahi maa nai dhekh liya toh tujhe kuch

naa kah dee

Usska kaya hai woh ladaki hai tum hari bejati hoo jaayegi ghar mai

Mai- woh aapki burayi kaare aur aap ussi kaya yahi baccha tha abb mera paayaar

aap dono ke bich mai nafarat daal raha hai

Saloni- mai toh tumhara payaar paane sai rahi dev maa sai aur dad sai lad nahi

sakati mai aakhir unnhonai humme janam diya hai

Mai- baat mat taaloo ek toh ussnai pata nahi kaya kiya har wkhat aap dhikh rahi

thi par abb sab sàf hai aap logo sai ek chiz dur jaani caahiye

Saloni hairan hokar - kaya

Mai- dev aapka bhai appka bf aapka chhodo joh bi hoo aap mujhe kahati thi bhul

jaao toh thik hai mera aapka aaj sai koi naata nahi aur aapnak kaha ussko bhul

jaao thik hai aaj sai uss sai bhi mera koi rista nahi hai aur rahi baat ghar ki

toh aabb aapako bus aapka dev milega aur kuch hi din mai usski pheli official

wife masoom

Saloni didi meri pairo mai gir padi

Saloni- nahi dev maine aisa kuch nahi kaha hai mai toh bus kah rahi hu ki kahi

neha aur tumhe maa alag naa kar aur haa pari ko bhi

Maine apna pair jahatka aur waha sai chala gaya apne room mai aur apne room mai

shield laga kar soo gaya

Jab subah utha toh freah feel hua mai jakar naha liya aur dree phen kar aur behg

lekar nicche gaya aur beth gaya table par break fast ki jaha do tin. Log the c

chachi ritu aur rahul

Woh teeno mujhe ghur ke dhekhani lage

Mai- kaya hua rahul asse kaya dhekh raha hai

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Rahul hasata hua - bhai jazab lag rahe ho college jaa rahe ho kaya

Mai- haa yaar kal khul gaye hai college vapas sai abb jaana toh hoga hi

Phiiche sai kiriti aati hai aur muje picche hug kar liya aur mere shir par ek

payaari bhen waali kiss dee di

Mai - aare meri gudiyaa aa gayi kaya

Pari picche sai - haa bhai mai aa gayi aapnai bina dhekhe kaise bola

Kirti mere pass bethati hui - unnhomai mujhe kaha

Pari mere duri aur bethati hui - chal jhutti mhujhe kaha bhaiya bolo naa

Mai- aare maine tum dono ki paairo ki aawaj sun li thi

Kirti/pari - woow bhai

Mai- aakhir bhai kiska hu

Pari /kiriti/rahul - humare

Sab chock gaye yeh kaya hua rahul

Maine usse aakh mari

Rahul - wohh hooo tumhare bhaiya baade aati bhaiya ki chamachiya

C chachi- beta galat baat hai yeh tumhara bada bhai hai dev

Rahul muskuraya halaka saa - haa hoge hoge aaj tak kuch diya hai kaya mujhe

Mai- tujhe toh daulat caahiye

Rahul phir has pada - haa bhaut saari

Sab bhaut hairani sai kabhi edhar kabhi udhar

Tabhi picche sai dad nai mere khandhe par haath rakha

Mai muda - good morning dad

Dad - tuh aa gaya mere bacche kaha chala gaya tha naraj hokar

Picche aati maa wahi ruk gayi

Mai- dad abb joh aap bologe wahi hoga aapka adesh mere liye sab kuch hai

Dad ke aakho mai aashu aa gaye - sach beta

Mai unnke aashu pochate hu dad- aab royie mat. Aur jara mithayi aur sagaun kaa

intazaam karwaa doo

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Rahul- foohb uhhh uuuhhhh

C chachi - uhhh huuhh

Ritu - uhh huuu uuuhh huuh

Mai- aree panni pi lo paani haaa dad ho jaayega naa

Dad - aaj hi saari khushiya de dega kaya

Mai- haa aaj masoom ke yaha jana hai rista lekar woh bhaut naraz hai narak sai

aa kar mai kabhi mila nahi uss sai

Dad mujhe gale laga kar - beta maine tujhe saloni ko galat samajha uss amit ki

baato mai aakar aakhir koi bhai aisa nahi karta hai par yeh teri maa ek ki

paachis lagati hai naa

Maa mere aur dad ke paas aati hui - mai kaya andhere mai joh dhikaha wahi

baataya aur phir uss amit nai bataya toh laga ki saloni hogi par enn dono nai

bhi toh kabula tha woh sab kaya tha

Mai- mai aap logo kaa vishwad check kar raha tha bus didi ko jhut kaa shara

lenne ko kaha aur aap logo nao dhikha diya di aapka vishwas kitna kahaacha hai

Dad - kaya woh sab joh kal hua sab essi liye tha

Mai- haa aur amit ki saachayi laanr ke liye dad

C chacaha aate hue shidhyoo sai - uss namak haram kaa naam mat loo mere saamnai

jis ghar mai kahaya usski ki ezzzat lutani chala aaaya tha

Dad - shaant hoga chhote kam sai kam eenke ess natak sai kuch sach pata toh

chala par beta uss din kon tha waha tere room mai

Tabhi picche sai riccha - mai thi pita ji mujhe maaf kar dijiye meri vajagh sai

yeh sab hua agar mai yaha ennsai chhori chipe milani naa aati toh yeh sab naa

hota

Dad ekdum chup the aakhir unnki bhau ke saamnai assi baate kaise ki kal unnhonai

saayad sharma aa rahai hai

Maa chuupi todate hui - chalo meri galti abb kon tha kyu tha raat thi din thaa

jaane do bhau bete ko unnka dhekhanai doo meri galati maaf karo aur nasata

karoo

Dad - haa haa chaloo sav chaloo

Maine aakho ke essare sai riccha ko thanks kaha toh ussnai halaki si smile di

jismai mera dil khush kar diya
 
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Maa chuupi todate hui - chalo meri galti abb kon tha kyu tha raat thi din thaa

jaane do bhau bete ko unnka dhekhanai doo meri galati maaf karo aur nasata

karoo

Dad - haa haa chaloo sav chaloo

Maine aakho ke essare sai riccha ko thanks kaha toh ussnai halaki si smile di

jismai mera dil khush kar diya

Sab nasata karnai lage teen logo ko chhod kar abhi dhyaan nahi diya kissi nai

mere kapado par

Par maa nai mera beg dhekha

Maa- aare dev tuh college jaa raha hai

Mai- haa maa

Maa- toh yeh sab yaha kyu bethi ennk school nahi hai kaya

Pari - bhaiya aap sach mai jaa rahe hoo kaya

Mai- gudiya tujhe tayaar hua nahi dhikh raha hu kaya

Pari - mai didi ko bhi bata kar aati hu woh bhi aapke hi college mai hai

Mai- haa hai toh humari kuch extra claas lagi thi saath mai abb nahi mai chalata

hu abb woh aaa jaayengi

Dad- beta kaya hua ussnai kaya kiya joh uss sai gussa ho raha hai

1022

Mai- aare mai kaha gussa hu bus kah raha hu ki driver chhod dega

Maa- chal thik hai jaa

Riccha habadati hui haath mai liye kuch aati hai - rukiye rukiye yeh hawala

banaya hai aapke liye kaah legiyega

Mai- kaya tum bhi pareshan hoti ho

Riccha - essmai preshani kyaa aapke liye liye toh jaan de du yeh toh bus hawala

hai accha hua maine aapko dress mai dhek liya yeh lijgiye tifinn

Maine usske haath sai tiffin liya aur beg mai rakah liya woh jaane lagi toh

maine usski kamar par chutaki kaat li

Riccha - ooouch ...

Maa- kaya hua

C chachi- yeh aaj kal ke baache kahi bhi shuru ho jaate hai

Mai- kaya mujhe mat dhikye maine kuch naa kiya

Riccha sharma kar bhaag gayi kitchen mai

Usske jaate hi sona aa gayi

Mai jaane ke liye bhadah hi thaa

Sona - ruko toh sahi

Mai- abb kaya hua hai

Sona - maine aappke liye briyaani banayi hai

Abe esse kisnai bataya ki mai ohh eeski mere man mai jhaoanai ki aadaat nahi

gayi

Mai- tum sab toh mujhe jaise office bhej rahi ho

Dad - le le beta humme toh office ke liye bhi nahi milati tujhe toh abhi college

jaane ke liye mil rahi hai

Maine tiffin liya ek aur yeh dono mujhe school boy naa bana de kahi uff do yeh

haal kar rahi hai toh aage naa jaane kaya haal hoga

Mai- sunana jara

Sona - haa

Mai- phele yeh baatoo mom dad ko bataya ki nahi

Sona - haa maine riccha didi ke phone sai call kar di hai ki mai yaha hu

1023

Mai- thik hai apna dhyaan rakahana

Sona- chaloo abb jaaoo late ho jaaoge

Maine waha sai shidha gaya apni bike lenne aur usse lekar nikal wala tha ki

rahul nai rok liya

Rahul - kaha chala dev

Mai mud kar - abee yaha kon hai joh apni acting dhikha raha hai

Woh mere pass aaya aur bike par beth gaya

Mai- kaya hua rahul

Rahul - chaiye jara kuch baat hai

Mai- kisi nai aate hue dhekha toh nahi naaa

Rahul - nahi aagar abhi nahi chale toh saayad dhekh lee

Maine bike bagaha di jungle walae shortcut ki taraf ek pul ke pass jakar maine

bike roki aur rahul bhi utar gaya

Mai- kaya hua bol

Rahul - abb kab tak natak karana hoga yeh bhaiaya unn dono ki vajah sai mai bhi

ghar mai bura ban gaya hu

Mai usse khande par haath rakahete hue - tunne mere liye joh kiya saayd koi

dusra bhai naa kare mere kahanai par tuh unn tenno sai mila aur saari kahabar

deta raha par abhi tera kaam pura nahi hua hai

Rahul - kyu bhaiaya maine toh dhekho 33 mission bhi pure kiye hai

Mai- raw mai ek baar jaane wala kabhi vapas nahi loutata hai mere bhai

Rahul - mai loutana nahi bus ab kich din ghar rahena cahata hu

Mai - chal thik aacha yeh bata maine woh joh hathiyaroo wala kaam diya woh kaha

tak pahucha hai

Rahul - woh bhaut muskil hai aapke bina nahi hoga par aapnai mujhe chupa kar yeh

sab kyu karnai ko kaha yaha tak shikha didi ko bhi nahi pata yeh

Mai- aabe ladakiyoo ki jaban bhaut jaldi fisal jati hai samajha

Rahul - bhai ek baat nahi samah aayi

Mai- abb kaya hua

Rahul - jab aap har chiz mai perfect ho phir yeh asse kyu rahete ho jaase koi

chhote motte insaan ho hamesha problem sai ghire hue

Mai- aabe yeh family chiz hi assi hai par abb mera bulawa aaya hai abb mujhe

jaana hoga

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Rahul - kaise bulawa bhai

Mai- apni maa kaa aur raw kaa bhi

Rahul - mai kuch samajh nahi paa raha hu

Mai- tuh abhi bus apni chutiyoo par dhyaan de aur haa jada agaent giri kisi ko

mat dhikhana kyuki ghar ki saari ladkiya pagal kisim ko hai emotinal kar ke sab

ugalwa legi samjha

Rahul - sahi kah rahe ho par yeh saloni didi wala matter aapnai amit kaa matter

bana diya hai

Mai- tujhe sab paata hai naa aur haaa jara yaha jakar dhekh abhi tal mere saare

card activate hue yaha nahi

Rahul - thik hai par kaya aapnai sach mai didi ko chhod diya hai

Mai- mai nahi jaanta par agar woh yahi caahati hai toh yahi sahi jara picche

hat

Woh hata maine apna haath ghmaaya gol gol aur "MANODER" BANA liya joh aisa

dhikhata hai

Rahul- yeh kaya hai bhaiaya

Maine woh usski andar chhod diya

Mai - yeh MANODER HAI yeh tere man ko bachayega sona sai kyuki woh bhaut

takaatwar hoti jaa rahi hai shield mai bhi mere man ke kich hise ko ussnai padh

liya hai aur ess kaa ulata jaadu mujhe par hua hai tabhi saayad mai kissi kaa

man nahi padh paa raha huu

Rahul - par bhaiaya kaya aap shikha didi ko thik nahi kar sakaete ho hamesha

gumsum rahati hai

Mai- dhekh rahul mai unnki madad nahi kar kyuki woh future ki chinata mai hai ki

job future mai hai usski shuruwaat kab hogi

Rahul - kuch toh kariye naa

Mai- chal dhekhata hu tuh phele mere card activate kara aur haa

Kisi bhi kimat par kisi bhi unnki baato mai aana aur humare secert ko batana

Rahul - thik hai bhao saaham ko milata hu phir

Maine usse bike ki chabhi di - le jaa gahar milana shaam ko

Rahul - ap kaise jaaoge yaha sai

Mai- tuh abb usski chinata chhod meri shaktiyaa abb puri tarah apna chuki hai

1025

aur kal tere badi bhabhi ki bhi kuch shaktiya mile jara estamal kar ke toh

dhekhu

Maine haath uper

Mai - aaahhhh mathchod dhekh ke udo

Mai etnak tezz uper aaya ki pata hi nahi chala ek chowe ki chhooch lag gayi

haath mai

Mai- woooohhhhh hoooooooo maja aaa aaj kaya baat hai naa koi phankh naa kuch aur

asse udanai kaa maja kuch aur hai

Maine nicche ki aur dhyaan kiya

Àre baap re kaya speed hai mai toh bach gaya warana dukana ke andar chala jaata

Niiche ek baacha mere taraf ungli kar ke - mummi mummi kaya woh super man hai

Usski mummi bina dhekhe usse tapad mar deti hai - nayaak ho gayi hai yeh duniya

agar mujhe aag laganai ko kha jaaye toh yeh hollywood industry jala du har roj

naye chochale bana dete hai superman ,spiderman ,iron man aur enn baacho ko din

mai bhi wahi sab dhikahata hai

Baacha roote hue - woh dhekho haia naa mummi

Mai jhaat sai nicche utar gaya aur usski taraf jaane laga

Usski mummi meri taraf palati aur fir ek tapad usse mar diya - ek yeh jis padnai

wala ladka superman dhilhata hai aur ek woh hai ghar mai usse supergirl dhikhati

hai aaj mai tv hi fod dungi

Mai unnke paas pahuch aur apnk jeb sai ek chochalate nikali aur baache ko di aur

usski maa sai

Mai- yakin ki baat hai bus dyaan diyejiyega kahi bhagawan bhi aa kar chale jaaye

aur pata naa chale

Mai yeh bol kar dusre gate sai nikala aur surrrrr kar ke udd gaya

Aaj koi chinata hai naa kisi ke paayaar ki naa takarar ki bus thaa toh sukun

hawa mai udnai kaaa

Maine niiche dhekha abbe teri ki yeh kon sai sate mai aa gaya hu ohh fooo delhi

sai etni jaldi up mai vapas muda aur apne school ki chhat par utara aur niiche

jaane laga hi tha ki second floor par jaate hi saamnai komal khaadi ho gayi

Mujhe aaisa laga jaaise hindhi serial ki tarah kabhi camera mere uper

shuuuuuhthiiiss toh kabhi usske uper shuuuuuthhhhisss
 
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Maine niiche dhekha abbe teri ki yeh kon sai state mai aa gaya hu ohh fooo delhi

sai etni jaldi up mai vapas muda aur apne school ki chhat par utara aur niiche

jaane laga hi tha ki second floor par jaate hi saamnai komal khaadi ho gayi

Mujhe aaisa laga jaaise hindhi serial ki tarah kabhi camera mere uper

shuuuuuhthiiiss toh kabhi usske uper shuuuuuthhhhisss

Mai aage gaya aur usske gaale laga gaya

Mai- kaha thi tum haa kitana dhudha tumhe pata hai ghar par kuch hua hai kaya

Komal - dev tum dhukhi mat ho mai jara masusi ke ghar gayi thi unnki tabiyat

kharab thi

Yeh kaya maine toh assi fhat fekhi par yeh toh sach hoo gayi

Mai ruasi awwaj mai - pata. Hai tumhare bina need nahi ati hai abb (abb paayar

mai toda jhut toh chalata hai )

Komal chupp

Mai- bolo naa

Principle - uhhhuu (gala saaf kanai ki acting)

maine unnki taraf dhekha par komal ko nahi chhoda kaya karu usska figure hi aisa

hai

Principle - abb kaya yahi honeymoon hoga

Komal nai mujhe dhur kar diya aur shir jhuka kar kadhi ho gayi jaasse koi galat

kaam kar diya hai

Principle - komal tumsai yeh umid nahi thi

Mai- kaya mam aap bhi kasi baate karati ho etna toh chalata hai

Principle - accha chhodo tumsai kaya baat karna tum toh bus marpit karwa loo toh

woh komal hai jiske liye tumnai mere bete ko mara tha

Mai- kon

Principle - kitnao ko marata hai roj joh naam yaad nahi hai

Mai- aare mam kaya ho gaya ussnai esse cheda hoga toh pit gaya hoga

Princple - aur tum yaha joh gul khila rahe ho

1027

Mai- mai toh apni mangeter ko chup kara raha tha usski ghar mai kuch preshani

thi

Principle - esski ghar kaa tum mujhe mat shikaoo samajhe aur esski managni kab

hui aghuti toh nahi dhekhi maine aaj tak

Komal - sorry mam yeh bus majak kar raha hai

Mai- majak kaisa haath aage kar ke dhikha do

Komal haath aage kar ke gusse mai - loo ye...hh.........aare yeh anghuti

Mai- kaya tum bhi chaloo yaha sai ok mam see u soon

Mai komal ko lekar nicche chala aaya

Komal- yeh anghuti kaha sai aa gayi

Mai- jab gaale laga tha tab phena di thi

Komal- tum sach mai pagal ho kab kaya karte ho samajh mai nahi aata hai

Mai- hum samjhnai ki chiz nahi hai bus payar deni ki hai

Komal - accha ji abb chaloo class mai yaha yahi shaadi karoge

Mai- nahi woh toh dhum dhaam sai karunga

Hum dono andar gaye aandar jaate hi sabki nazar hum dono par padi phir uss

diamond par joh mai e komal ki anghuti mai tha

Maine dhekha akash muh latakaye metha saayad padh raha tha mai usske pass gaya

aur beth gaya

Mai- aaur yaar kaya hal hai

Woh chup

Maine usae hilaya - abbe kaya padh rha hai etna dyaan sai

Akash - ji jija ji

Mai- what

Akash - aare sorry tuh yaha aaj kaise bhul gaya rasata

Mai- aabe tuh phele yeh bata kaha kho gaya tha

Akash - kuch nahi. Yaar asse hi bus bor gaya hu mai ess life sai

Mai- aacha mera yaar bor ho gaya waise caahiye kaya tujhe life mai

Akash - jada nahi bus teri jaisi life ho jaaye

1028

Mai- abe pagal ho gaya hai kaya meri life

Akash- haa kyu kaya hua etni saari paayar karnai waali hai yaha saala ek bhi

nahi hai

Mai- ek hi ho toh sahi hai bhai pata hai kitno ke expression ki deatiling karnai

hoti phir bhi sab naraz hi hote hai

Akash - par maja usse mai hai naa koi ruthe koi kush ho koi lade koi maare

Mai- aabe tujhe etna intrest kaha sai aaya bhai

Ussnai ek file aage ki

Maine file kholi aur khole hi mera photo jiske aage likha tha DEV - "ek raja "

Jismai mere barr mai bhaut kuch likha tha

Agala page par devika

Phir agale par komal

Phir masoom

Phir sona

Mai- aabe yeh sab kaya kar raha hai be

Akash - maine enn chutiyoo mai tere uper research ki hai kaya life hai teri

ekdum mast par yaar tuh jungle mai kyu jaata hai samaja nahi mai

Mai- bus pagal aabb yeh sab band kar tere layak koi hogi toh mil jaayegi

Akash - joh pasand aayi woh toh bhaaw deti hi nahi

Mai- kon hai joh mere bhai ko bhaaw nahi de rahi hai

Akash - woh dhekh bethi hai komal ke pass

Maine dhekha

Mai- wow beautiful

Akash- aabe kisi ko cchod

Mai- chup be komal ko kah raha hu

Komal picche hati toh mujhe woh ladaki dhhiki woh kuch jada hi modern lag rahi

thi maine usse dhyaan sai dhekaha

Mai- bhai yeh toh bhaaw kheyagi ussnai uper sai nicche tak etna paisa joh

kharcha kiya hoga

Akash - yaar abhi toh nahi jab suit mai dhekha toh mera toh heart fail ho gaya

tha

1029

Mai- bus ruk ke bhai aacha yeh bata tuh bata ek kaam karega

Akash - boring kaam nahi karunga

Mai- nahi yàr mast kaam hai tujhe ess ladki ghar par nazar rakhani hai

Akash - kaya ess par kyu bee

Mai- karega yaa nahi yeh bata

Akash - kyu nahi maja aayega yaar kab sai karu

Mai- abhi sai par yeh pata yeh class mai koi teacher kyu nahi hai

Akash - aabe tujhe pata nahi yeh class meera mam ki hii

Mai- toh kaya hua bee

Akash mera face chu kar - tujhe sach mai nahi pata

Mai- mujhe kaise pata hoga lo....

Akash- gaali mat dena e

Mai-teri assi ki tassi aab bata naa

Akash - abbe she is dead

Mai- what......t..,.tt

Mai etni tezz bola ki sab mujhe dheknai lage

Komal nai essare mai puccha kaya hua

Mai haath dhikaha kar kuch nai

Woh wapas lag gayi apne dosto mai sab usse sai baate kar rahe the pata nahi kiss

baat par

Akash- kaya hua bee tuh thik hai

Mai- abbe yeh sab kaise hua

Akash - pata nahi ek raat koi unnko aur unnke pure pariwar ko mar gaya

Mai- yaar kab hua tha yeh

Akash - do din phele abb. Police lagi jai tahkikat mai

Mai - chal thik hai waise abhi college mai kaya chal raha hai

Akash - kuch khaas nahi yaar meri toh back ke papaer hai tuh toh topper hai

tujhe kaya chinata

Mai man mai- chaloo kdev nai yaha toh naam nahi giryaa

1030

Tabhi koi sir aa gaye phir claas shuru hui

Phir essi taah class hoti rahi break hua maine komal akash nai tiffin kahaya joh

laya tha mai dono nai bhaut taarif ki akash toh apni bhen ki taarif mai takah hi

nahi raha tha

Phir ek do aur class hui aur chutti ho gayi mai komal ke saath college sai bhar

nikal

Hum rono paidal chal rahe the

Komal- waise aab toh roj aaoge naa

Mai- kyu abb bhi tumhe dar hai kaya

Komal- nahi aisaaa devvvvv..,, ...........woh chillate hue apni aakhe band kar

leti hai

Tabhi dur ek aag ka gol humare pass gaya aur mere pairo mai gir gaya

Par yeh koi gola nahi tha yeh toh koi ladki joh chamak rahi thi

Log waha aasa paas jama ho gaye

Mai niiche beth gaya aur usse chhue ke liye haath aage bhadya

Komal chilla kar - nahi dev nahi mat chuoo usse

Mai - aram sai tum dur jaao yaha

Komal - nahi. Tum dur hatoo uss sai

Woh ladki aag ki jalanai lagi log hangama machani lage bhaago bhaago bhaago bomb

human bomb

Tabhi uss bhag dad mai ek baacha gir gaya aur usske shir par laat lagi aur woh

behosh ho gaya

Mai tezz sai chillaaya - sab wahi ruk jaaoo

Mai etnai tezz chillaaya ki sab dar ke maare hi ruk gayar mai gusse log apni

khidakio par aa gaye

Mai- mam aap apni ko uthaoo aur koi bhega nahi

Tabhi ek ladka chillaya - arre yeh toh dgp hai joh saayad bhaut phele bane the

Mai- haaa aaap log shaant ho gaaye aur kisi ko chhot naa pahuchaye

Woh aurat apni baache ko goad mai le ronne lagi

Maine vapas komal sai - please jaan jaaoo mai sab samabhal lunga

Akash tabhi picche sai aaya

Mai - yaar ess le kar jaa please

Komal- koi jarurat nahi mai jaati hu par agar tumhe kuch hua toh dhekh lenna

Woh picche chali gayi maine aage bhadh kar usski ladaki ko chua joh aur tezz

jalanai lagi

Log aur dar gaye

Log - bhago yaha sai humme yeh marawa dega

Maine ussnki taraf dhekha

Ek bacchi apni maa ki ungali hilate hue - mummi mummi woh dhekho woh aag mai

haath daal rahe hai aur unnki aakhe
 
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Log - bhago yaha sai humme yeh marawa dega

Maine ussnki taraf dhekha

Ek bacchi apni maa ki ungali hilate hue - mummi mummi woh dhekho woh aag mai

haath daal rahe hai aur unnki aakhe

Sab yeh sunate hi chup chaap dhekhani lage

Kash mera man ess samaye sahi kaam kar raha hota toh sab kuch slow kar deta

Par nahi ho sakata

Mai ekdum picche sai aur Aaage haath kiya aur RIVERSHIELD bananai laga

logo ki aakhe fat gayi komal kaa muh khul gaya

Shield mai woh ladki pack ho gayi maine usske utahana sahi nahi sammajha kahi

usse uataha diya toh kahi kuch galat naa ho jaaye maine bhi phele socha tha ki

lekar hawa ki tarah udd jàu

Par agar kuch galat hota toh yaha ke log au komal kahatre mai aa jaati

Mai shield ke anadar gaya

Abb humme koi nahi dhekh sakata tha

Maine uss ladki ko palata

Mai- aditi nahi yeh yeh kaya hua aditi uthoo

Aditi halki sai aakhe kholate hue

Aditi- aap aa gaye

Mai- kaya hua yeh sab

Aditi - pata nahi mai toh udd rahi thi bus

Maine uassske haath ko pakada aur aag ko control karnai laga par woh ruk phir

bhad gayai

Maine usske goad mai uthaya aur ud gaya mai nikalti hi woh shield blast ho

gayi

Par yeh chhota saa dhkamaka tha

Mai tezz sai udd raha tha kuchhi time mai prthivi ko paar kar liya mai puri

kosis karnai laga tezz jaane ki

Maine edhar dhekha udhar aur aakhe babd ki aaur ghus gaya ek grah mai jaha

zindagi kaa koi naamo nisam nahi tha par

Mai ussko lekar panni mai utar gaya todhi dher ruka toh ussk body ki aag todhi

kam hui par jada ashar nahi ho raha tha

Mai ussko bhaar lekar aaya

1033

Aditi apni body ko malate hue - bhait jalan ho rahi mera dil ohhhaaaaa maaaaa

Mai- lagara hai aag tumhare dil tal pahuch rahi hai

Maine usska face paka aur muh sai aag apnai sarir mai khichnai lagi

Aditi - muuuhhhhhh

Yeh pagal hai yaha marnai jaa rahi par smooch ki padi hai

Maine usske cchoda aur apne muh sai aag chhodnai laga jiska haal yeh tha

Ussnai fie mujhe pakad liya mere hotho ko jakad liya aur fir ko mere muh bhejnai

lagai

Maine fir usse chhoda aur aag ko bhar chhod diya ess baar etnai jada thi ki pura

jungle khaak ho gaya kayi kilometers tak

Aab usski aag sorry body ki aag kahatam si ho gayi par joh halki si aakho mai

thi maa kasam ekdum afasara sai sunder lag rahi thi

Aditi - aase kaya dhekh rahe hai

Mai- kucch nahi yeh sab kaya tha

Aditi - mai kaya karu aap mere saath rahete hi nahi aapko pata hai mere shkatiya

bus aap control kar sakate ho

Mai- shhiii chup raho yeh awwaj baaaddo mera mind beep mat karoo

Aditi - mai kaya karu mai assi hi huu

Maine usse pakada aur vapas udd gaya ghar ki taraf

Hawa mai udate hui woh baar baar meee gaal par apni ungli fhira rahi thi

Mai- maanoge nahi aaahh beard nahi

Aditi - kyu mujhe aacha lag rha hai

Mai- baachi ho kaya

Aditi -aage dhekh kar udiye kahi koi grah naa uda do

Mai usse lekar pahucha apni rajaya essko ghar le janna thik nahi hai

1034

Mujhe waha aate dhekh bb mere paas aa gaya

Bb - aap yaha smarat

Mai- haa sunno AGANISAMAGAM karaaoo aur esska dyaan rakahan kar loge naa

Bb kush hokar - haa kyu nahi

Mai- esska dyaan rakaha smajha jaan hai meri

Aditi - haa jaan hu mere rakashk hai yeh

Bb - apni jaan sai jada khyaal rakhunga

Mai- aisa kar esske ghar sai kuch logo ko bula

Bb - thil sab ho jaayega par AGANISAMAGAM KE aakhir pahar mai aapka honna jaruri

hai

Mai- thik hai 4 din phele tuh sambhal mai aa jaunga aur haa dyaan sai aab aab

sainiko ko check kar kahi koi bhar kaa naa ho aur haa pass ke rajipur ke raaja

sai bach kar rahena yaha par yahi joh sabsai gande dimag kaa hai dimag ka hai

Aditi - aap kab aaoge maine tin saal pari ban kar gujare hai aaur aapnai bataya

bhi nahi aab kaisi hai woh

Mai - aare aaunga jaldi aur pari thik hai par tumhari baate jaase kisi baache

waali ho gayi hai

Aditi - baache wali nahi sexy. Waali

Bb has pada

Mai bhi hasata hua - haa ha ha wahi

Etna bol kar mai udd gaya aur waha phauch jaha komal ko chhoda tha par waha toh

media kaa jamjhat lag gaya tha sab komal sai sawal kar rahe the

Reporter - kaya aapka boyfriend ek superhero hai

Komal- mujhe nahi pata

Repoter - aapka boy friend superhero nahi toh kaya woh koi mutant hai

Komal rotte hue - mujhe nahi pata

Reporter - kaya woh mar chuka hai yaah zinda hai

Komal tezz sai roone lagati hai

Tabhi picche sai sam usske camera par gussa marata hai

1035

Sam - bhaago yaha sai

Reporter - humpar haaty utanai ki saja milegi

Tabhi ek camera man - woh uper dhekho woh raha woh zinda hai

Main sabke dkenai sai phele sai waha sai chala gaya

Sab log chilaye - kaha hai pagal

Cameraman - maine record kiya hai dhekho

Sab jaase kutte ki tarah usski taraf bhaage

Ussnai apnai van mai jaakar projecter par chala diya

Ek ladki - yeh toh superspeeder hai

Ek ladka - nahi dhekha nahi ek pal mai gayab ho gaya yeh windman hai

Aur pata nahi kaya kaya naam rahnai lage

Sam - komal yaha tab sai kaya kar rahi hai gahr chal

Akash - mai kab sai kah raha hu ki woh thik hoga

Sam - uss pagal ko yaha yeh sab khulle mai kaya karnai ki jarurar hai chalol car

mao betho tuh bhi akash

Woh teeno car sai nikale hi ek repoter unnki khidaki par aa gaya - kaya tumhara

bf bhagaoda superhero hai

Tabhi picche sai rajvir nai usske pichwade par ek danada mara

Rajvir - picch hat kaha naa sunayi nahi deta

Reporter pichawada sehalata hua - yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe hai

Rajivir- phele yeh camera band kar warana yeh fibre kaa lath kaha kaha chapega

bataunga nahi paaacchhh ( paan thukata hua )ohhh mangal area seal kar yeh
 
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Rajvir - picch hat kaha naa sunayi nahi deta

Reporter pichawada sehalata hua - yeh aap accha nahi kar rahe hai

Rajivir- phele yeh camera band kar warana yeh fibre kaa lath kaha kaha chapega

bataunga nahi paaacchhh ( paan thukata hua )ohhh mangal area seal kar yeh

ABB AAGE

Mangal- sir kon saa area

Rajivir - ek sai ek bhare pade hai abbe apni maa ki magani mai aaya hai kaya

jaha blast hua hai woh area seal kar

Mangal - aee tawade jara peti laa re pilli waali

Tawade - kon si bhau woh toh mai bhul gaya rakahana

Mangal- abbe toha yaha kaya apni biwi ki shaadi bhandega

Tawade - aare yaad aaya maine picchli baar jeep ke picchale sit ke nicche rakaha

hai

Rajvir - aabe ghar ki aurto ghar ke saaman kaa haal chaal ho gaya ho toh kam

karo aur woh aeee hat kaaha ghushi chali jaa rahi hai

Ladaki- sir mai munni singh hu news 1 sai

Rajvir - munni ho yaa sila andar mat jaao kahi badnaam ho gayi toh saala woh dgp

gaand par humari laat marega

Munni- sir aapko manners nahi hai kaya how toh bheave a women

Rajvir - hai toh bhaut jada tabhi toh aap ki tarh chaadiyo mai nahi ghum rahe

hai

Mummi- its not chaadi understand

Rajvir - chaloo picche mai yaha dressing nahi check karanai and for your kind

info we r all not fully educated but some have better education then you

Note :- mummi ess kahani ki paatr nahi woh yehi yahi bus aage kisi munni kaa ess

munni sai koi sarokar nahi hoga kiripaya essmai complicated naa hoo

Udar car jaase kissi kachue ki tarah chal rahi thi

Akash - abe kaya gaadi kaharab hai kaya

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Sam - aabe driver ke bàche

Komal- uhhh huu bhaiya

Sam ussko gale lagata hua - aabe chala be tezz aur meri bhen rotte nahi chal

chup ho jaa

Komal- bhaiaya woh dev

Sam - woh thik hai yeh media waale pagal hai has abb

Komal aur tezz ronne lagi

Sam - ess dev ke baache ko chodunga nahi saala nahi tha tab bhi yeh roti thi hai

toh bhi yeh roti hai

Akash - aree yaar komal abb bus bhi kar naa

Komal- tuh chup ho maine kaha tha usse akela mai nahi chodana cahati tuh pata

nahi kaha sai Aa gaya

Akash - abe maine kaya kiya

Sam- abe tuh enn dono ke bich mai kyu padata hai

Akash - huuhhh waisi

Tabhi car ruki

Sam jhala kar - abee kaya hua be

Driver - sir aage koi hai

Tenno aage dhekhate hai

Komal sam ko chhod ke gate khol kar jhatake sai bhar nikal jaati hai

Aur bhagati hui aayi mere gaale lag gayi

Akash bhar jaane ko hua sam nai usse pakad liya

Sam - driver chaloo nikalo woh kuch nahi kahega

Driver nai gaadi aage bhada di

Komal- kaha chale gaye the haa mai kitana dar gayi thi

Mai- aare yuh naa dara karo

Hum par bus vishwass kiya karo

Komal- accha vishwas nahi hota toh enntani saalo etnazar karati tumhara

""Tum kaya jaano humnai kitna gum saha hai !

Pal pal yaad aate the tum hume kaya tumnai bhi kabhi yeh dard saha hai !""

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Mai- karunga mai bus tru talk

Tere bina mera dil bhul jata hai walk

Komal has padi - haa haa tru talk aacha hai bhaut aacha hai

Mai- asse hi hasa karoo mer liye mat roya karo

Komal mujhe kas ke hug karati hai - bus tum mere pass raha karoo

Mai- accha thik hai abb roj milunga baat karlenna baaki abhi raat ho gaayi hai

ghar challo warana meri saas kaa phone aa jaayega

Komal- marungi bhaut mummi ji bola karoo

Mai- accha baab abb chale

Komal mujsai alag hoti hui - arre bhaiya kaha gaye

Mai- aarre mera naraz hai mujhsai tumhe joh rulata rahata hu aaur haaa usske

saath cacha ki chai bhi nahi pi hai kitanoo saloo sai

Komal- waise ek baat batau kahan mat unnsai

Mai- haa kaya bolo

Komal - diya

Mai- diya what (toda soch kar)ohhh wooooowww matalab esse bhi mil gayi kaya kon

hai yeh

Komal - jab chedoge unnhe khudh bata denge

Mai- tumhe pata hai

Komal- aur kay ladako kaa yahi hai ladki kà naam bata do bhabhi bhabhi

Mai apni hasi rok nahi paaya aur hasata hasta girnai wala tha

Komal- aram sai aram sai khush asse ho rahe jaase nayi gf mil gayi hai

Mai- haaha haa h ohhh sorry aaree naa baba naa waise hi etnaiyo ki expression

baate atritude talk walk sambhal hi nahi paate hu

Komal- aacha mera kaya sambhalte ho

Mai- tumhaari cute si smile (jhutt esska to ronna hi bata bata kar paaeesahn

huu)

Komal- how sweet aabb kaise chale yaha sai

Mai ussk kamr ko kas ke padkad liya

Komal- ohhh dard ho raha kata karate hooo

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aaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehooooooooooooooonahiiiiiiiiiii

Mai - aare chilla kyu rahi kaan padogi kaya

Komal- eeeeee.....tniii upee kaise

Mai- haa toh mere jaise bf kaa yahi nuksan hai jaha soch nahi jaati hai mai

chala jaata hu

Komal apna dil majabut kar - ha ha it's not funny yah tak soch sakati hu mai

Mai- haa par meri soch kahi aur hai

Komal- kam sai kam hawa mai saharam karo

Mai- kyu apni gf ke bhi nahi dhekh sakata hu kaya aur kon hai yaha

Komal dheere sai ungli kar - picche

Mai picche palata - aabbe teri ki etnai saare kowe

Mai- kaya dhekh rahe ho be

Crow saayad yehi kah rahe honge - aabe saale nicche gamin par waaise bhaut jagah

yaha lakar kyu humare baccho ko bigad raha hai

Mai tezz sai chillaya - haaaaaaaaaa

Sab saale kow kow kow kwow kwow karate hue bhaag gaye aur mai hasti hui komal ko

lekar usske ghar chal pada

Udhar mere raajya mai

Sainapati - maha raj rajipur ke raja nai humaree 500 sainko ko mar ke das kos ki

jamin par kabja kar liya hai

Bb - kaya aur tum sab kaya haatho mai chudiya phen ke bethe the kutto pata hai

samrat ki ek pag jamin etnai kimaati hai 500 kaa gum toh hai par uss sai jada

gum ess baat kaa hai woh apni jaan dekar bhi baçha nahi paaye kuch

Senapati - maharaj unnke pass acchi shaktiyoo kaa bhandar hai

Bb - murkh hai kaya aaj tak kiya jab humnai galat kaam kiye humare paass acchi

shaktiya thi

Senapati shir jhuka kar - nahi maharaj

Bb- jung shaktiyo ki nahi tumhare vishwas sai hogi agar tumhara vishwas hai

kaali shakti mai tum jitoge aaur abb toh humm aache kàm kar rahe hai kay tumhe

kissi baat ki kami hai

Senapati - nahi maharaj

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Bb- aacha woh vedant pure mai bhumari fali thi uska kaya haua

Senapti- maharaj waha senna saari samgari lekar pahuch chuki hai

Aditi yeh sab sun rahi thi

Ussnia apne haath sai ek chitti banayi aur phuk maar di

Edhar

Jab mai komal ke ghar pahuch toh usski mummi usse lekar bhaut preshan thi kyuki

tv mai dhekha uss sai sawal puchate hue

Unnhonai nai mujhe ghar jaane diya aab unnhe kaisi mana kar sakata par rukana

pada guest room sam kaa guss saant hi nahi tha warana uuske saath raat kat jàti

par nasib sai jada kisi ko nahi mila yeh mai jaan hi gaya tha

Subah utha toh komal wahi bethi mujhe nihar rahi thi

Mai - awwwwww haaaaa aare tum yaha kaya kar rahi ho

Komal- mr yeh mera hi ghar hai tumhaee liye coffee laayi thi par tum soote hui

cute lag rahe toh jaga nahi paayi

Mai- mai aur cute

Komal - mere gaal khich kar - haaa abb yeh dress phen loo aaj humme kahi jana

hai

Mai- aare baba mujhe ghar jaan waha bhaut kaam hai

Komal- thik hai jaao mai kaya lagati hu tumhari

Mai- aare baba thik hai thik hai chalat hu abb yeh gura hua muh hatoo aur has

doo

Tabhi aunty ki awwaj aayi

Komal- aayi maa waasse ess black drees mai ekdum sexy lagoge he he he woh haste

hui bhaag gayi

Maine coffe pi aur naha dokar dress pheni ( dress same jasse update mai uper hai

abb ussmai khoon aur woh scene kaya hai woh sab aage dhikhega hope aap sabko

pasand aaya hoo)
 
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