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Maa - aap sab log abhi yaha ki baat karoge ki nahi*
Mai- maa aap kuch jada react nahi kar rahi ho ess mamuli si baat par*
Maa - dhekh rahe hoo aap sab log esse yeh mamuli si baat lagati hai*
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Maa - aap sab log abhi yaha ki baat karoge ki nahi*
Mai- maa aap kuch jada react nahi kar rahi ho ess mamuli si baat par*
Maa - dhekh rahe hoo aap sab log esse yeh mamuli si baat lagati hai*
Mai gusse mai bahar nikal gaya sab awwaj lagate rahe mai nicche utara toh kirti
coffee lekar mere pass aa gayi
Kirti - bhaiya aapki coffee
Mai- nahi pinni jaa yaha sai
Kirti kaa muh jara saa ho gaya usska face dhekh kar mujhe laga esspar kyu ghussa
nikal raha hu
Mai has kar - muh dhekh apna bandariya lag rahi hai
Maine coffee kaa cup le liya
Kirti - bhaiya aap aise mat kiya meri galati thi par uss baat sai koi fayada
nahi hai aur mai bandariya nahi hu
Mai- thik hai bandariya
Kirti - bhaiya
Mai- sorry sorry chal jaa tuh nasata kar
Kirti - aap kaha jaa rahe ho
Mai- bhar hu gardan mai
Kirti - kyu kaya hua
Mai- aare kuch naa bus assi
Mai chal pada garden (ghar kaa hi ) mai
Mai ek ped ke nicche beth gaya aur coffee pinne laga
990
Meri toh samajh mai nahi aa raha ki dhekhu kaya woh vampires kaa yaa yeh ghar ki
tenation
Kdev- tention toh hai hi
Mai- abbe tuh yaha
Kdev - kyu jaha tuh waha mai
Mai- aa beth
Hum dono asse bethe jaase koi doo bhai bethe the
Kdev- aab bata etna kyu soch raha hai sab thik hoga akhil toh mai hi yaani tuh
hi hai
Mai- yaar dhekh naa kitana overreact kar rahi hai
Kdev - bol toh assi raha hai jaase padosi ki ladki sai nain lada raha hai aab
hai kaya saloni woh tuh bhi janata hai
Mai- haa toh kaya hua Manata hu humari culture nahi yeh sab abb toh ho gaya toh
kaya karu gaala ghot loo apna
Kdev - aabe family mai hota hai
Mai- tujhe toh family darama pasand nahi hai naa
Kdev- bilkul bina baat ki kachpach hoti rahati hai par shai galat toh samajah
sakata hu
Mai- akhil ke ghar jakar tere vichar bade shudhar gaye hai
Kdev- nahi aisa naa hai bua joh man mai aaya woh kah diya
Mai- waase maa bhi sahi hai aakhir mai kitnai man manni karunga
Kdev - aabe kaya hua tujhe
Mai- dhekh phele masoom phir riccha phir komal phir janu phir sona phir
Kdev- abbe phir phir kyu aase hi bol de
Mai- kaya bolo sab tuh jaanata hai maa nai sab bardash kiya mujhe lagata hai
maine hi galat kiya
Tabhi waha guru ji aa gaye
Kdev unnhe dhekh kar - aayiye aayiye aap bhi bachodi kariye waase zindagi jhaand
padi hai
Mai- pagal ho gaya hai kaya pranam guru ji
Guru ji - jite raho beta kyu dhukhi bethe ho
991
Mai- woh..
Kdev - fat gayi hai
Mai- chup be
Kdev- aare mai kah raha hu woh kahate hai naa upper waali jab bhi deta hai
chpapar faad ke deta hai toh humari musibatoo kaa chapaar fat gaya hai
Guruji- accha fir utam hai
Kdev - aap kaya samajhe shiv shiv aap bhi naa guruji
Mai- ho gaya abb chup kaise aaye gurudev aap
Guruji - kaya kar rahe ho yaha ess duhurt balak ke saath
Mai - kya kru mere aur saloni matlab saloni didi ke baare mai ghar ke logo ko
pta chal gaya
Guruji - toh kya faisala liya tumnai
Mai - mai unnhe asse nahi chhod sakata warana mere payaar par mujhe khudh sawal
uthanai honge
Guruji - toh kaya samaj ke niyam todoge
Mai- kuch bhi par dhokha nahi karunga kissi ke saath
Kdev - aab sawal band karo upaye baatoo
Guruji - joh bhi karna samaj sai chupa kar karna
Mai- matalab
Guruji - etna tum soch loge
Mai- par
Aur kuch kahata woh gayab hoo gaye
Kdev - mujhe laga tha yeh adashwaadi kbc khelega aur chala jaayega
Mai- saale tujhe carodpati ki padi hai mai yaha carodo ka pati banani ki kagar
par hu
Kdev - wasse aacha hi hai ek carore matalab chudai hi chudai
Mujhe hassi toh aayi par
Mai- abbe kyu gaali waale kaam kar raha hai
Kdev- waise ek baat bata neha ke saath jab sab ho gaya toh soch kaya raha hai
Mai- woh toh galti sai hua
Kdev - waah bete kaya mast galti hai baar baar ho rahi hai
Mai- abbe mujhe pata hai tuh woh sab jaan sakata hai joh mai jaanta hu yaa
mahsus karata hu
Kdev- tabhi toh kah raha hu neha ke badan ki khusboo badi mast hai
Mai- saale bhaag yaha saai ek toh mai fas gaya hu tuh saala mood bana raha hai
Kdev - chill aur chudai dono yahi hai zindagi ki sachayi
Mai- haa toh kaya ban jaau aapne gahr kaa jamai
Kdev - essmai harz kaya hai mere bhai
Mai- chhod saale mai hi chala jaata huu