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DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )
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Mai - kaya matlab ab koi musibat bhi aayegi kaya
Veer - ha bhai jaha tak mujhe pata hai jab bhi kisi nayi shakiti ka eejad kota
hai toh usske viprit buri shaktiya bhi aaati hai
Aur tumhari shakityaa bhaut purani lagati hai
Mai- accha bhai yeh kon hai
Veer - meri biwi hai
Mai- dono hai
Veer - aur bhi hai
Mai- accha kitani
Veer - kyu bhai tum aapni waaliyoo sai pichaa chudana chaate ho kaya
Sanju - kaya mataalb
Mai- khuch nahi aase hi
Veer - dhekh bhai joh tu soch raha hai aur tere dimag ki saari uthal puthal ko
maine padha hai toh bata du yeh sanju meri sagi bhen hai
Hum teeno - kaya
Verr -haa bhai kyu kaya hau
Mai - bh......en....eenn* tumhari*
Sanju- jab duniya bani thi to sirf ek mard aurat the ham sab unn ke aulad hai
ham sab me koon ka rista hai sab ek dusre ke bhai bahan hai to kya wo sadi nahi
karte pyar nahi karte ye sab to insano ki banayi hui ha
Mai- kaya bheudha* baatt karte ho aap log khuch tarike hote hai samaaj mai aur
khuch maryada bhi
Preet - aacha toh kaya tum saamaj ka niymoo ka palan kar rahae ho enn dono ko
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saath payaar kar ke
Janu- ess sai aapka koi matalab nahi hai
Mai- aap dono ladana mat shuru kar dena
Mai- accha bhai etnai saari biwiya kaise sambhalate hoo
Wo mere kaan mai- mat puch bahi meri toh lagi padi hai
Preet - yeh kaya khusar pusar ho rahi hai
Sanju -:humari burayi
Veer - aare baba mai aur tumhari burayi kabhi nahi
Sona - ab humme yaha sai chalna hoga
Mai- haa bhai yaha kaafi late ho gaya hai waha sab hume dhudh rahe honge
Veer - thik hai bahi aapni shaktiyoo ka istemaal sahi sai karana shikhoo
Mai- ok bhai thik hai
Phir sab sai alwida le kar vaha sai mall mai aaya aur janu sona ko car sai ghar
bheja aur andar gaya
(Veer and its realted parts end its never comes again its just special apperance
to in courage dev to find its reality of powers* )
Wha pahucha toh wha mere ghar wale bahut pareshan the pata nahi kyu koi wha sai
gaya nahi
Jaise hi maa ki nazar mujhe par padi
Maa bhagete hue mere gaale lag agyi aur ronne lagi
Mai- maa maa maa kaya hua aap roo kyu rahi hoo
Maa- roote uhhhuuuuu.....beta kaha chala gaya tha meri jaan phir sai nikal di
tunne
Maa ki aawaj mai etna dard tha ki mere dimag ka har ek hisa hil gaya
Mai- chup hoo jaoo maa phele aap yaha sai challoo sab batata hu
Hum sab ghar lout aaaye aur sab ke sab nai mujhe gher liya
Mai- baat kaya hai
Ritu aur saloni didi mujhe sai chipak gayi
Mai- ab tumhe kaya hua hai
Woh chup thi
Mai- bolo bhi sahi
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Ritu - aap aisa kyu karate hoo baar baar phechali baar kaa gum kam tha ki aab
phir sai
Mai- aare meri bhena mai kahi nahi gaya tha
Saloni didi ke aakho sai bus aashu nikal rahe the
Mai- please didi aap ronna band kar doo naa
B chachi - beta aase bhi koi jaata hai bata kar jaate pata hai sab ke sab
phechele 7 ghante sai bus rooye jaa rhai hai
Mai(man mai ) - kitna ghatiya hai tuh dhekh kitana paayaar karate hai sab
tujhesai aur tuh samajhata hai bus apna apana sochati hai sab sach mai dhikaar
hai tunhe par
Dad - bata bhi de kaha gaya tha
Mai- dad woh ek kaam pad gaa tha bus
Maa - beta yeh sab chhod de naa kyu karata hai yeh saab
Mai- kaya bol raahi hoo aap
Dad - khoon sai saane hai terd kapaade aur shakal dhkeh
Ohh sit jaldi ke chaakkar mai asse hi yaha aa gaya unn dono bhi nahi baatya
Mai- maa woh bus todhi si chot hai
Riccha - ess todhi si kahete hoo yeh toh bhaut jada hai
Mai- abhi badal deta huu*
Hatoo didi ritu
Ritu - aare bhai didi toh aapki baho mai hi soo gayi
Maa-:saloni ut
Mai- dheere sai shiiiiiii......chup rahoo maa sone do aap log bhi jaakar aaram
karoo baad mai baat karata hu aaur enko leta deta hu
Mai didi ko god mai utha kar unke room mai gaya
Aur unnhe* bed par leta diya* aur jaise hi picche hata mera locket unnke baalo
mai fas gaya
Maine dheere sai nikala aur jaane laga tha ki didi nai mera haath pakad liya
Mai muda - soorry didi aapki need khul gayi wo locket fas gaya tha
Saloni - bhai aaj yahi ruk jaa naa
Mai- par didi woh
Saloni- kaya aab apni bhen ke liye etna nahi kar sakata hai
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Mai- kaisi baate karati hoo mai kapade badal kar aata hu
Mai muda unnhone phir mera haath chicha
Mai- aab kaya hua
Saloni-agr tuh waha gaya toh woh dono tujhe aane nahi degi
Mai- toh phir
Saloni - shirt utar kar yahi let jaa
Mai - ruko yeh loo maine shirt utar di
Aur gate band kar ke)lAL unnke side mai let gaya* todha dur
Saloni- kyu bhai mujhesai naraj ho kaya
Mai- didi hua kaya hai aaj asse kyu baat kar rahe hoo
Saloni - kaya karu tuh ab mujhsai bhi bada jo lagata hai
Mai-:kaha didi yeh toh bus mama ke injection ka kamal warana mai kab ka
ma.........
Unnhonne mere muh par haath rakh diya
Saloni- aaj ke baad aisa mat bolana aur rahi baat baade honne ki woh too ho gaya
hai
Chota bhai aase hi apni bhen ke bathroom mai nahi aata
Mere kaan aur g### sai duuwa nikal gaya
Saloni- kyu bol ab
Mai- woh didi gaalti sai ho gaya tha
Saloni- accha to galati sai* sabke bathroom mai jata tha
Mai- arre nahi woh to aap room tha* toh gaya
Abe kaya bol diya
Saloni- oh my* god tuh jaanbhuj kar aaya tha
Mai- aare nahi galti sai nikal gaya
Saloni- aur koi galti toh nahi karani
Mai- didi please uss sab ko cohodo naah
Saloni - accha chal soo ja
Mai- accha thik hai aare pakad kyu rahi hoo
Saloni-ekdum chup aur soo jaa
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Mai- phele aap chipakoo mat
Saloni- kyu
Mai- shirt nahi pheni hai
Saloni -chal haat jada saharma mat
Mai- mai kaha saharama rha hu aap bhi naa
Saloni- accha yeh* bata kaha gaya tha
Mai- abhi sonne ko bola naa phir sawal kyu
Saloni didi nai mere seene par nocha
Mai- aaahhhh kaya karati hoo dhukahata hai
Saloni - bata kaha gaya tha aur yeh blood kaisa
Mai- time aane par sab bata dunga
Saloni- tujhe meri kasam
Mai uth kar beth gaya- kaya majak hai didi yeh kasam jaruri thi mai jaa rha hu
yaha sai
Mai uth kar jaane laga
Unnhone picche sai pakad liya
Saloni- bhai sorry bus jaanna chati thi
Mai - phele aaap yeh bhai mat bolo dev thik hai
Saloni- ok dev
Mai- kyu jannana cahati hoo jis sai dhukh hoo aapko
Saloni - joo bhi mujhe sunana hai
Mai- bol kaya janana chati hoo
Saloni- sab khuch joh bhi tunne mujhe sai chupaya hai
Mai- challoo bed par bethoo batata hue sab khuch
Wou beth gayi
Mai- aapki goad mai shir rakh loo
Saloni - phele phucha hai kabhi
Mai unnki goad mai shur rakh kar let gaya
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Mai - baat tab ki hai jab mai 8 th mai tha
Saloni- usse sai phele
Mai - uss sai phele mai aap sai khuch nahi chupata tha
Saloni- chal bata asse kaya hua ki tu mujhsai chupanae laga
Mai- didi aase hi baat kiya karoo
Wohh hasani lagi
Mai - haa toh baat jab ki hai mai class mai betha aapko toh pata hai ki mai
kabhi jada ghumata toh nahi bus padnai par focus rakhata tha
Saloni - haa woh toh hai
Mai- haa uss din akash aaya bola
Akash - bhai aaj Raja ki prince ki acchi dhulayi hui hai
Mai- kaya hau bhai kisnai mara esse
Raja - badala le kar rahunga bhai accha nahi kiaya
Mai- bhai bta toh kisnai kiya hai baachega nahi
Saloni - yeh tunne bola
Mai- aur kaya padayi apni jagah dosti apni jagah
Raja - abe yaar etnai si baat ke liye koi marata hai kya
Mai- kiya kaya hai bosideke bus bak bak kar raha hai
Akash - abe woh komal hai naa (class 9tha section B)
Mai- kon komal bhai
Akash -ess saal hi aayi tuh class sai nikala kar tabhi toh pata chalega naa
Mai- abe kaam ki baat kar
Akash - essnai usse propose kiya
Mai- saale tujjesai kaha hai yeh ladkiya marangi tujhe
Raja - abe ussnai mana kar diya toh mai jaa rha tha par usske bhai aur dosto nai
mara
Chhhataaakkkk
Akash - mara kyu
Mai - bosidke yeh pit raha tha aur tuh dhekh raha tha
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Chhhataaak
Mai- abe mujhe kyu
Akash - yeh pit raha tha aur tuh padh rha tha
Raja - ab tum ladoo mai jaa raha hu
Mai- ruk be chuuti mai batana usse dhekhenge
Raja - saale ussnai school mai mara mujhe
Mai- abe gandu teachers mujhe accha samjahte hai ess liye mai saare kaam bhar
karata hu
Chaaataak
Mai- kaya didi kyu marati
Saloni - eetni gaali deta hai
Mai- ab sb khuch batana hai bata raha hu
Saloni - tabhi mak kahu koi etna sidha kaise hoo sakata hai class top games top
fitness top ess umar mai
Mai- rock ka fan joh hu aur paise ki kami bhi nahi hai
Saloni - aage
Mai-saali
Chaaakata
Mai- ab kyu
Saloniv- bhen ko gaali
Mai- raja nai bola tha
Saloni - ohh sorry continue
Raja - saali ko chodunga nahi taappad mara tha
Mai- cool cool sab ko dhekhenge chhuti mai
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Hum sab nai class ki aur chhuti mai
Raja - kyu chale bhai
Mai- ha bata kon hai saala
Akash - yeh toh saala bana raha hai yeh kaya ladega
Mai- abe* saale gaali hai
Akash - naa bhai mai tera saala naa hu
Didi tezz sai hasnai lagai
Saloni- waah ussko kaya pata yehi sach hoga
Mai- didi
Saloni - ohhh sorry cnt
Raja - tum dono ko majak laga rha hai
Mai- phele dhikha khaa hai woh woh dhekh jaa raha hai caar sai
Mai- abe chutiye woh toh* car sai hai
Raja- bhai ab yeh tu dhekh*
Mai- chaloo bike utha aur oye oye pankaj chal jara saath
Pankaj - kaha bhai
Mai- kiski ki marani hai
Saloni- yeh gandi gandi baate mat bata
Mai- soory wooh flow mai tha toh dyaan nahi diya kisi ke pass hai
Salonii-:uuuuhhhh chal chod jaise sunana hai sunna
Pankaj - - accha chal tuh mai baaki ko lekar aata hu
akash - abe tuh ennhe jaise janata hai
Mai- baad mai betho jaldi
Hum teeno nikal pade uss car ke picche
Mai- aage lekar jaa aage
Raja nai bike aage jaakar laga di*
In car
Sam - kaya huaa
Driver-saare saamne
Sam- yeh saala yaha bacchega
Sam(phone kiya )-haa raajiv jadi sabko lekar pahuch
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Rajiv - aaya bhai ......chaloo be panga* ho gaya
Mai- ab uterega ya nahi
Hum teeno utar gaye
Raja - ab nikal bahar ab batata hu kon hu mai
Sam bahar nikala -kaya be kyu bak bak kar rha hai mar bhul gaya kaya
Mai- oyee akele maar kar jada udd raha hai
Sam - aacha toh tuh bhi ladana janata hai kaya maine socha tuh padanae wala
bhondhu hai
Picche sai
Rajiv kayi ladko ke saath wha aaya
Rajiv - kaya hua bhai
Sam - yeh dhekh yahi hai
Rajiv - abe dev tuh yaha
Mai - haa essnai mere dost raja ko mara
Sam - abe tum dono ek dusare ko jaante hoo kaya
Rajiv - haa janata hu
Raja - abe kaya baate karnai aaye hai marro
Rajiv - bhai dev tu hat jaa
Mai- tu yeh kar sakata hai
Rajiv - nahi
Mai- maroo be
Fir shurru hue indian strret fight laat gusse aur gaali
Maine sam ka shir pakada aur car ke bonet mai mara
Picche sai ek nai pakad liya mujhe
Tabhi pankaj bahhagata hua aaya ladko ke saath ab bararari ki takkar thi sab ek
ek sai lad sakete the
Raja rajiv sai
Akash ek ki taang pakad ke gira kar marane laga ki do log raja ki dhulaayi
karnai lage ki humare saath ke ladko nai usse baaccha kar marpit shuru ki
Sam ne laat mere muh mar mari
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Mai pheche gira
Mai- oye teri ki
Mai uth kar gaya aur sam ke muh par gussa mara
Sam - aaaaaahhhhhh maaaaaaaaaa
Maine uska shir pakada aur phir sai bonnet mai marnai wala tha ki car ka
picchala darwaja khula
Mere haatho sai sam chhuut gaya
Raja bhagata hua aaya aur uske baal pakad liye
Komal - mummi aahh chhodo mujhe
Mai aage gaya raja nai haath uthaya mai uska haath pakad liya
Raja - kaya hua be
Mai- maine jsse gaale laga liya
Raja - abe yeh kaya kar rha hai
Mai- saach mai bhai tuh hi mera saaccha dost hai oyee rukoo be sab ladayi
kahatam
Sab ruk gaye
Akash - abe kaya hua abhi toh maja aa raha hai
Mai- hha bhai aab hi toh maja aayega chaloo
Sam - saale ruk jaa tuh bachega nahi
Maine komal ki taraf dhekha - dhekhiye naa komal ji mai band karwa raha hu aur
yeh maan nahi raha
Komal sam ke pass gayi - chhodo naa bhai dhelkho yeh bhi ladana nahi chaaate
maine phele hi kaha tha marpit mat karana
Mai- oye raja chal apni bhabhi oh sorry komal sai maafi maang
Saloni- bhabhi ????????
Mai- aap baar baar toka mat karoo
Haa toh
Raja - pagal ho gaya hai kaya
Mai uske pass jakar
Kaan mai - bhai mere liye maang le naa
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Sam - kaya hoo kaya rha hai
Raja - sorry komal sorry sam
Maine sam ko utahaya
sorry bahi mujhe pata nahi esanai galti kar dii
Sam - kaya bol raha hai
Komal- ab sorry kaha naa ab chaloo
And thanks for help mujhe yeh sab ladayi pasand nahi hai
Ussnai haath badaya
Mai haath pakada -it's my pleasure
Woh dono chale gaye
Pankaj - bhai enn sabka kaya ab
Rajiv - yaar sab bula kar llaye aur ladayi kahatam
Raja - bhai aaj bata bhi de tere baat sab mannaete hai
Ek ladka - kyuki hamesha sabke kaam aata hai
Dusra - aur haa school joh esska hai
Mai- chup kar naa deepak
Raja - kaya aabe tunne bataa nahi
Mai- eesi liye mujhe dost chaiye* aur bata kar kon saa cm ban gaya
Mai - bhai log aaj tum saab meri taraf sai party abr rajiv kaha jaa rha hai tum
sab bhi chaloo
Rajiv - hum bhi
Mai- chaloo jada soch mat
Mai phir unnko lekar ek restronent mai gaya
Aur khub kahaya piya
Saloni - ek minute toh essmai khupane waala kaya tha
Mai- sunno toh shai
Phir mai ghar aaya aur raat ko* jab room mai gaya toh waha pari bethi thi
Pari - bhai etni late kaha the
Mai- yahi tha chaat par tha
Saloni - yeh sab kaya bata rha hai
Mai- accha meri maa sunno
Phir raat ko mere sapne mai komal aayi mai toh phele hi* nazar mai usse dil de
chuka tha par sapne ke chaakkar mai* khuch gaalat diya
Saloni- kaya kiya tunne
Mai- wohhh wohh nahi baata sakata par aapki ki kasam
Saloni- baata mujhe ajeeb lag rha hai
Mai- mai tumsai bahut payaar karta hu i love you
Pata nahi yeh sun kar saloni didi* jaise khush hoo gayi
Mai- aaur yeh bol kar maine pari ko kiss kar diya sapne mai
Saloni- what
Yeh sab tunme joh bola woh story mai taha
Mai- haa
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Mai - didi kaya hua
Saloni- kaya didi didi laga raha hai
Mai- aare kaya hua gussa
Saloni- jab mai tujhe dev kah rahi hu toh didi kyu
Mai- didi toh aap meri hoo yahi saach hai
Saloni- whatever ab soo jaa
Mai- abhi baaki hai* baate
Saloni- baad mai mera mud kharab hai
Wo udhar muh kar let gayi
Mai- aree eenhe kaya hua
Mai bhi late gaya
Todhi dher baad
Mai(man mai)- abe yeh kaisi awwaj ohh shit
Mai unnhe khich kar sidha kiya
Mai- what haappend didi* aap roo kyu rahi hai
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Unnke aakho sai aashu nikal rahe the
Mai- bolo toh sahi kaya huaa o
Saloni- chhod mujhe
Mai- app mat rooyoo naa mujhe dar lag raha hai
Saloni- chhod mujhe
Maine unka haath kas ke pakada aur muh band kar diya* aur gayab ho kar* beach
par aya
Ab unnke aakhoo mai aashu ki jagaha dar tha
Mai- darooo mat
Maine muh khola
Saloni- kon ho tum
Mai- aaap ka dev
Saloni - nahi woh woh shidha saa ladkaa tha jisi dhekh kar bus khushi milati thi
tumhari taraah nahi
Mai- aap kaya bol rahi hoo
Saloni- sacch* batoo mera bhai kaha hai
Mai- mai hi hu aapka bhai
Saloni- hum yaha kaise aa gaye
Mai- sunno phir* #####################################
Saloni- kaya saach mai yeh sirf tera ansh hai aur body wha hai
Mai- haa ab meri sahktiyaa aa gayi hai toh leekar aunnga usse
Unnhone kas ke gaale laga liya
Saloni- kaya saach mai tumnai joo kaha tha wo story mai tha
Mai- didi aap kahana kaya caah rahi hoo
Saloni- kaas tum samajh paate
Mai - mere paas waise hi bhaut kaam hai yeh kaas kaya hai
Saloni - jaane doo tum aaage bataoo
Mai - ladkiya saach mai kab apna rang badal de kah nahi sakete hai
Toh aage sunno
Mai- accha hua ki pari sooyi hui thi par mujhe etna pata chal gaya ki komal mere
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dil mai bus gayi hai
Phir agle din mai jab gaya school
Raja - bhai kal tunne kaya kiya
Mai- bus ab apni babhi sai dhur rahena
Akash pani pi raha tha usske muh sai hasi chhut gayi
Mai-kaya kar raha hai saale
Akash - khuch naa bhai woh bhabhi kab bani
Mai- jab usse dhekha tha
Raja -wah bhai tunne payaar mai dosti ki laga di
Mai- mara toh tha naa usse
Akash - aage kaya plan hai
Mai- bhai usse dhekenai kaaa ma* hai
Please bhaiyoo tum sab ess kaam mai expert hoo khuch karoo
Raja - chal phir
Phir* woh mujhe ek jagah lekar gaye
Mai -yaha kyu
Raja - woh prayer sai phele yahi aati hai
Tabhi woh aa kar beth gayi
Mai-
Kaya taarif karu tumahari
Tarif bhi saharma jaaye
Ek baar chhu kar dhek luu tumhe phir caahe mout bhi aa jaaye
Akash - mout ka toh pata nahi teri bhen aa raahi hai yahi
Mai- ohh didi yaha
Saloni- accha toh uss din jhuut bola tha ki sir nai yahi bulaya hai
Mai- haa didi woh mai komal ko dhek raha tha
Saloni- aisa kaya hai ussmai
Mai- kaya nahi hai ussmai ekdum meri dream girl ki tarah hai
Saloni- matalb mai khoobsurat nahi huu
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Mai- aare nahi aap uss sai bhi jada hoo par woh wala love bus uss sai kar sakata
hu aap sai nahi
Saloni- kyu nahi kar sakete
Mai- aap ka dimag thikane par toh hai naa aaj aap kaisi baate kar rahi hoo
Saloni- tuh jhut bola hai
Mai- aare nahi aapki figure uss sai mas.......
Saloni- kaya bola
Mai- kk...kkkkuch bhi toh nahi
Saloni- nahi khuch toh bola tumnai bolo jaldi
Mai- agar sun liya toh puch rahi kyuuu rahi ho
Saloni- tujhe meri figure acchi lagati
Mai-..........
Saloni- bol
Mai- huuu
Saloni- huu kaya bol aabhi toh badi sayari aa rahai thi
Mai- aapsai ess topic par baat nahi kar sakata hai
Saloni- mere bathroom mai ghus sakata hai figure naap sakata hai aaur kahata hai
baat nahi kar sakata hai
Mai- galti ek baar ho gayi tou ho gayi
Woh mere pass aa gayi
Mai- kaya kar rahi hoo
Unnhone nai mere abs par haath rakh diya
Mai-didi mat karoo mera control ab kharab hoo chuka hai ladkiyoo ke saath rah
kar
Woh mere face bilkul pass aa gayi unnki garam saase meri aakhoo par lag rahi
thi
Saloni- kaya accha hai meri figure mai
Mai- ab jada ho raha hai didi
Maine jhaat sai unnhe plata aur room mai aa gaya uhhone chhoda aur gate kholaa
aur
Mai- aaaaaaahhhhhhh maaaa
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Mai saamane wale room ke darwaje sai takraya
Mai- aare kaya hai .....ohhh my god pari tuh yaha kyu bethi hai
Pari - wooh* mai
Mai-kaya mai mai kar rahi chal uthh aaur terii aakho ko kaya hua .
Pari - khuch nahi
Mai- chal jara mere saath
Mai usse lekar apnai room mai aaya
Mai- yeh sab kaya hai gudiya wha kyu bethi thi yeh koi apna ghar todhi naa hai
Pari- mujhe aapke bina need nahi aati hai
Mai- aare baba yeh baat hai meri chochalati girl koh mere pass sona hai
Pari - haa jab sai yaha aayi huu aap mujhe egnor kar rahe hoo
Mai- nahi aasa khuch mahi hai saabko dhekhna padata hai chal aa ja sote hai
Pari mere sath let gayi
Mai- aase bhi koi karata hai kaya
Pari - mai aapke bina ji nahi sakati hu
Mai- aare rooo kyu rahi hai meri gudiya
Mai- aap mujhe payaar nahi karate hoo
Mai- mai sabase jada tujhsai payaar karata hu baad mai kisi koo
Pari - jhutt ekdum saaff jhutt
Mai- accha toh karu ki saach lagae
Pari - ek kiss karoo
Mai-hus etna maine usske gaaloo par kiss liya
Pari - yeh kaya hai
Mai- kiss aur kaya
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Pari - jaoo mai baat nahi karati
Mai( man mai ) - kaise samjhuu tujhe joh tuh caahati hai woh nahi hoo sakata hai
humm asse rishte mai bandhe jo ess kaam koo ezzajat nahi deta
Mai- sunn toh sahi
Pari - nahi aap mujhsai payaar nahi karete hoo
Mai- jis payaar ki tuh baate kar rahi hai woh naa tujhsai kar sakata hu naa hi
soch sakata huuu
Pari mujhe ghurane lagi
Mai- asse kaya dhekh rahi mai sab janata hu
Pari - bhai aap kaya baat kar rahe hoo mai nahi jaanti
Mai- dhekh gudiya joh tuh mere liye socchati hai woh sirf ek attraction aur age
ki wajah sai hai
Pari - kaya matalb
Mai- mai kahana toh nahi chaata hu par hum lovers nahi ban sakete
Pari ka muh ek khula rah gaya
Todhi dher koi nahi bola
Phir
Mai- bol bhi abb
Pari- aapko kaise pata yeh sab
Mai- mujhe teri saari baate pata hai teri kamar par joh tatoo hai ussmai bhi
mera hi naam chupa hua hai
Pari - toh aapne phele kyu nahi baataya
Mai- aaj teri harkatoo nai majbur kar diaya hai mujhe
Pari - mai nahi manti ki yeh shirf attration
Mai- maan ja bhen mai viase apni zindgi ki raftaar rok nahi paa rahi huu
Pari -thik hai bhai par ek din aapko bata dungii ki mera payaat koi attraction
nahi hai
Mai- chal tuh samajh jayegi jab tujhe koi mjlega ab soo jaa
Ab aur baate nahi
Phir hum dono soo gaye
Location-* India
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Ek sunsan jagah par jis sai todhi dur par "kaal kabristaan" hai
Wha par thik right side par ped ke picche ek kaalli pahadhi ki* picche ek nadi
ke niche nadi ke pani ke nicche ek alag hi duniya basi hui hai
Waha par ek sabha lagi hui hai
Mantri - maharaj* woh vapass aa chuka hai
Maharaj - meri beti ko jaga do ab woh apna hak lekar rahegi
Mantri - ha mahaaraj woh abhi apni shaktiyoo sai vaakif nahi hai
Maharaj - haa mujhe esska aabhaas hai kyuki aagr hota toh hum yaha hote nahi par
jagane ke baad yeh* usse de dena
Mantri- ji maharaj
Woh khuch sanikoo ko lekar ek tayekaane mai aata hai jaha par ek ladki ki body
padhi
Phir unnhone ek laal rang ka khuch usske upar dala phir ek laal rang ki roshani
uss par padi aur uska shair ekdum chamakane laga
Woh acchank uth kar beth gayi
Ussnai edhar udhar dhekha
Mantri - rajkumari yeh aapke pita ji nai diya
Ladki uss sandesh ko padnai lagi usske baad wooh uth kar paas ke kamre mai
gayi
Edhar mera pura sharir paisene mai tar ho gaya
Pari - bhaiya bhaiya uthoo kaya hua uthoo
Mai* jhaat sai uth gaya
Pari - kaya hua bhai kon aa gayi hai
Mai- huuuuu
Pari - aare app badabada rahe the woh aa gayi woh aa gayi
Mai- kon hoo tum aur bhaiya kyu bol rahi hoo
Pari- kaya hoo gaya hai aapko
Ussnai kas ke mujhe pakad liya
Mujhe jahataka laga
Mai- arre gudiya kaya hua asse kyu lagi hai
Pari- dubra aisa majak mat karana ki aap mujhe jaante hoo
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Mai- pagal ho gayi hai aaisa kabhi nahi hoga
Acchank mere kaan mai ek awwaj aayi - baccha sakate to baccha loo apnii jaan
koo
Mai- (man mai)- yeh kaya hai par yaar aawaj hamesha jo mujhe sunnayi deti hai
woh saach hoti hai par sab toh yaha hai phir kon hai jis mai baccahuu
Pari- kaya hua bhai
Mai- gudiya jaa sabko kah de hum vapaas ja rahe hai
Pari - kaya bha bhi toh sahi sai ghumhe bhi nahi
Mai- baad mai chaloo abhi
Phir mai sabko lekar delhi pahucga aur sona janu harayana sabnai bahut sawal
kiye par mere paas koi jawab nahi tha
Hum sab ghar aaye aa toh mai skata tha asse par phir kannoni baate hoti ki mai
illegal tarke sai aaya hu wagera wagera
Mai kamre betha soch raha tha ki saloni didi aayi
Saloni- kaya hua dev tuh khuch pareshan hai
Maine unnhe baate baatyi
Saloni- kon ho sakata hai jisse tuh jaan sai jada paayar karata hai hum sabke
aalaawa
Mai- kaya pata
Saloni- ek minute komal
Mai- ohh sit maine toh soccha hi nahi maine komal ko yaad kiya aur ek jangal mai
ek gahr ke saamne tha
Mai andar gaya upar sai khuch aawaj aa rahi thi mai dheere dheere upar jaa raha
tha mere dil jor jor sai dahdak rha awaaje tezz hoo rahi thii
Mai- yeh toh komal ki aawaj hai par yeh hoo nahi sakata woh aisa nahi kar sakati
mere saath
Main dheree sai gate khola toh dhekh kar mere aakho mai aashu aa gaye
Wha komal kissi ko kiss kar rahi thi aur woh usski chuchiyooo ko daba raha mera
dil ekdum chhani hoo gaya saayad mai todhi dher aata toh saayad sex shuru ho
gaya hota
Komal - haaa aase hi kab sai tadap rahi huu mai koi milata hi nahi
Ladkaa- kyu woh tha naa tera aashique
Komal- woo wo toh ek number kaa faatu tha kahata tha mai tumhari jism ko abhi
nahi chuunga mai tumhe shhadi tak pavitara rakahana chaathata huu
Mujhe usski batoo sai etna darad hoo raha tha kii mai aapne aashu rok nahi paa
rha tha
Mai(manmai ) - yeh bhagwan kaya abb bus hawas hi hai ess duniya mai kaya payaar
ka koi mol nahi hai kaya ess liye aapnai kaha tha ki paayaar ess duniyaa ki
sabsai badi takaat hai kaya yahi hai woh yehi hai toh sab jhuut hai aakhir kaya
ghunaah kiya maine bus payaar hi toh kiya par yeh duiya bus hawasi hoo chuki hai
Ladka - chutiya tha sala etnaa accha maal chhod kar befaltu ki baate karata
tha
Komal - chhodo uss naa mard ko usski baate kar ke meri aag ko saant mat karoo
Mai- kaas bhagawan meri yaadoo mai yahi hoti hi naa
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Uunki baatoo sai mujhe etna gusa aa raha tha maine drawaje par laat mari darwaja
tut gaya
Komal- tum yaha kaise
Mai- kyu aa nahi sakata toh ess liye uss din natak kiaya tujhesai toh aaccha huu
mai shaadhi hi ki thi teere tarah ezzat nahi lutwa* chiii
Komal- jaban sambhal kar baate kaaroo mai aab tumhati gf nahi samajhe
Mai- ab farak bhi nahi padata
Komal- haa essi ko toh payaar c kahte hai naa
Mai- aare tunne dhokha diya aur mujhpar chadh rahi hai
Komal- ek baar bhi puccha mai yaaha kyu aur kaise aaayi huu
Mera gussa aur baadh gaya
Mai- maine saab sunn liyaa thaa kaya kaya bola tumnai
Wo bhaag kar mere gaale lag gayi
Mai- chhdhoo mujhe
Komal- mujhe maaf kar doo essnai mom dad ko kidnap kar liya hai aur mujjesai yeh
sab karnae koo kaha
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Mai - esski maa ki chut bosidke teri himmat kaise hui esse chhune ki
Komal- mujhe bhaut dar lag raha hai essnai kaha aagar maine paayaar sai nahi
kiyaa aur gaandi baate nahi ki yoh yeh mujhe maar kar mom dad ko bhi maar dega
mai khudh toh mar sakti huu par mom dad ko maranai nahi de sakati
Ladaka- aaye kaya bak rahi maine tere maa baap
Maine komal ko jahta aur usse pakad kar utha diya
Mai- madharchod bhen ke lode tuh jannnata hai tuune kisse chua hai
Ladaka - meri baat sunno
Komal- dev mujhe bhaut dar lag raha yeh mujhe mar dega
Maine usse diwal par de kar mara aur komal ke paas aaya
Mai- daaro mat mai hu naa
Komal- aaaaahahhahhahaha
Ladake nahi gun nikal li
Ladaka - mardhajaato kaya laga raakah hai ek bhenchod chudane ke liye mujhe
bulati haai aur apne aassique ke baare mai baate karnai koh kaahati hai aur
dusara tuh bosidka naa jane kaha sai aagaya aur yeh kutiya palat gayi chutiya
samjaha hai kaya abb bol saale
Mai- komal kaaya bol raha hai yeh
Komal phir mere gaale lag gayi mujhe yosdha ajjeb laga
Komal- please dev mom dad ko baccha loo
Mai-bata be kaha hai woh
Ladaka - abe chutiye ho gaye ho tum dono kaya bak rahe kon maa baap kisi ladki
Tabhi komal khadhi ho gayi
Komal- mujhe maar doo aur mere dev ko jaane doo
Mai- ruk jaaoo komal
Komal usseke pass jane lagi
Ussnai fire kar diya
Mai-komal komal ke seedhe dil mai goli lagi maine aav dhekha naa taav apni tawal
laayi aur usske pet mai gused di aur bhar nikal kar uski garadan udha dii meri
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tawalar ekdum gayab hoo gayi
Mai komal ke liye picche mudha aur usse shir god mai rak liya
Mai- daaro mat jaan sab thik hogaa
Komal- haa mai jaanti hu mujhe khuch nahi hoga
Mai-haa mai tumhe ..ek min......aaaaaaahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Komal- kuyki hona toh tumhe hai
Mai- kkkkk....ooooo
Komal- mai koi komal nahi huu mai hu devika
Mera khoon jaise kisi nadhi ki tarah beh raha thaa
Acchan woh ek dusri ladki mai badal gayi jo ek pari jassi lag rahi thi
Mai- kon hai tuh aahh mera seenaa
Devika ek khursi par bethete hue - mai woh huu jisse tunne dhokha diya mai purre
parilok mai sabsai khoobsurat ladki thi par mera dil tujh par aaa gaaya aur
tunne kaya kiya mujhe tuhkra diya dhaartilok ki shadarn ladki ke liye aur jab
mere hi pita ji nai tumhare ghar waalo sai shaadhi paaki kar di toh tumnai apni
hi jaan de di bhujdil kahi ke
Mai- kaya bol rahi hoo mujhd khuch samjah mai nahi aa raha aur meri shaktiyoo
koo kaya hoo gaya hai
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Devika -* ab jab tak tumkoo apna sharir nahi mil nahi jaata tab tak tum khuch
nahi kaar paayoge aur joh mai nahi honee dungi
Mai- komal kaha hai
Devika - padi hai uss kamre mi mujhe bas tumsai badaal lenna hai aakhir tum bhi
toh jaano ki aakhir ek ladki par kaya betati hai jab uss par ellzaam lagaya
jaaye ki woh ashubh hai sirf tumhari mout nahi hui uss din uss din tin chije
aaur mari
Ek meri ezzat
Dusar mere pariwar ka samaan
Tisra sabsai bada humara raajaye humhi sai chin liya kyuki tum sammraat joh the
ek bujdil sammraat
Mai- please joo karana ha karoo mere saath karoo komal ko chhod doo
Devika - usse khuch nahi hoga par aane waale time mai tum mout ki bheekh
maaanoge par tumhe mout nahi aayigi kyuki tumnai ek beegunaah ki haatya ki hai
jisski saja tumhe milegi narak sai dardanak hogi tumhari yeh saja aur deviye
shaktiya kabhi ek begunaah ke haayaare ka saath kabhi nahi deti
Mai khuch bolnai waala hi tha ki ek kaala si dhundh waha aa gayi woh mere aakhoo
mai lagnai lagi maine apni aakhe dhak li jab kholi toh mai ek gaav mai tha joh
ek dum sunssan tha ek bhi aawaj nahi thi aandhera bhi kaafi mera khoon nikal
raha tha par abb halka halaka
Mai khaddha hua
Mai- yeh kon si jagaha hai yaar
Mai ek ghar ki taraf bhadh gaya maine ek gate baajya aisa laga jasse mai koi
ghata baaja raha etna sannata tha wha
Kisi nai gate khola
Mai- eeeehhhhhh yeh kaya bee bosidika* mai ladakadha kar nicche gir gaya
Adami- kaya caahiye beta
Mai- beta abe tujh hai kaya naa haath hai naa puri kaal* khaal tere shair
Ussnai ek lohe ki sariya uthayi aur meri taraf badha mai aakhe band ki gaayab
honne ke liye par khuch hua nahi
Mai bhaagne ke liye utha ki woh mere saamne aa gaya
Adami- yeh le loo
Mai- nahi lenna chal hat*
Adami- le loo naa
Mai- kaha naa ek baar hat aaaaaahhhhhhh maaaa.........abe madarchod yeh kaya
kiya
Adami- aap ab chal paayoge aache
Mai- aabe bosidke jhaag mai rod gusa ke baate kar raha hai ma oh ma baccha loo
Ussnai ek aur rod utha li
Adami- beta esse bhi le loh
Aaj pheli baar etna dar lag raha saacch baatyoo yoh yaatoo gaand fat rahi thi so
Mai- ruk jaa wahi
Mai reng kar aage jaanr laga
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Mai-aaaahhh mar diya madharchod aah mera haath
Ussne rod mere haatho ke aar paar kar dii
Mai dard sai karah raha tah par sunn nai wala koi nahi tha
Mai- koi toh baachoo meri madad karoo aahhh yeh dard
Maine picche dhekha woh gaayab thaa
Maine rengata hua ek diwar ke pass gaya aur tek laga kar beth gaya maine ente
dard mai apni jhaang ki rod ko khichnai laga
Mai- aaahhh huuuuuuu huuu bus beta todha aur ahhhh* hhuuuuuuu huuu (hafata
hua)bus ek baar aur aaauhuuuuuuuu ufffff madarchod kaha fas gaya
Phir jaise tasse maine apne haath sai todh nikala aur mai wahi behish ho gaya
Jab meri needh khuli toh ek 8-10 fut bhedhiya meri taange khich raha tha* muh
sai
Muh sach mai yaakin nahi hoo raha tha ki yeh sab sacch hai
Mai- yeeh haat hat chhodh mera pair
Ussnai mera pait chaba liya
Mai- aaaaahhhh maa bhagawan baccchaa loh
Woh mere paire koh muh mai bhara aur le kat bhaagnai laga
Mai bus chik chila raha thaa
Woh mujhe* bus gista hua bhaag rha raste mai kisi chiq sai meri ungliya kat
gayii
Mera dard etna tha ki baayaa nahi kar sakata tha
Mai phir behosh hoo gaya
Udhar
Shikha - arav mujhe bahout dar lag rha hai dev ko gaaye bhaut time hoo gaya
Arav- par koyi bhi kaam toh bus chutiyoo mai kar leta hai jarur koi problem hai
mai ghar aata hu
Shikah - par tum toh haryana mai hoo
Arav- nahi woh janu aur sona ki jid tho ki woh dev kaa ghar dhekhna chaati hai
dur sai toh maine dev ko bina baatye yaha aa gaya
Shikha -jaldi aa jaaaoo
Woh tinno ghar aaakar bell baajya
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Pari nai gate khola
Pati-arav bhai aap par bhai toh yaha nahi hai
Arav- haa essi liye aaya huu woh kisi musibat mai lagata hai
Pari dar ke -kaya hua hai mere bhaaiya
Shikha - hat andar aane doo
Par yeh sab baate picche kadhi meri maa* aur dad nai sunn lii
Maa- kaya hau hai mere dev koo
Woh tenno andar aa gaye
Saloni shidyoo sai utare hui -kaya hua dev koo aawaje sun kar sab wha aa gaye
Sona- shikah didi mai pata laga sakati hu
Pari - tohh laaagoo naa
Sona - par mujh uss ke liye dev kaa khoon caahiye
Saloni-kaya matalab aaur tum kaise karoogi
Sona- aap ko dev nai sab bata diya hai toh aap naa puccho toh thik
Maa - ho kaya rha hai yaha par aur tum dono kon hai
Arav- yeh dono dev ki wife hai
Sab ke muh khule ke khule
Maa - shikha yeh sab kaya hai
Shikha - aap log chup rahoge mujhe dev ki fikar ho rahi
Maa- par
Dad - chup ekdum chup yeh tumhari bhesh baaji kaa time nahi yeh usske saath kaam
karati hai sab jaanti hii
Shikha - par mujhe aap logo mai kisi ka khoon caahiye kyuki humara khoon dev aur
humare maata pita kaa mixture hai
Janu - par tum kaise
Sona - ek baar maine try kiya tha toh mujhe dev dhikaha tha
Pari nai chaaku sai apna haath kat liya (plam)
Sona- pagal yeh kaya kiya sona nai apna haat aage kar diaya sona ke haath par
khoon girnai laga usnai aakhe baand kar li
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Usse mere saath hua sab dhikhanae laga aakhir mai woh mera naam chilati hui
nicche beth gayi
Janu- kaya hua sona baatoo jaldi
Arav- haa jaldi baata
Sona - unnhe kahi ked kar diya hai aur unnhe mara jaa rha hai unka pir bhi kaat
diya hai aur woh ronne lagiii
Maa aur ritu toh behosh hoo gaye
Pari - mere bhai koo baacha lohh please aap log toh unnke saath rahete hoo naa
Arav - hai kaha par woh
Sona - pata nahi
Janu - mai baachungi apne dev koo
Ussnai apni talwar ko yaad kiya aur uska pura rup badal gaya
Dono chaachiya bhehosh ho gayi aur dad aur chaacha picche hoo gayii
Janu nai apni aahke baand kar ke kholi toh saamnae ek darawja ban gaya
Janu sona arav aur masoom ko lekar ussmai gussnai lagi ki saloni aur pari bhi
ussmai ghuss gayi
Bahi log gussa mat hona ki sab clear kyu nahi ho raha jald hi karunga
Aur aapke respone kaa intzaat rehega
Update toh lamba tha par editor ki maa ki aakh pata nahi kaise delete ho gaya
koi naa likh kar send karata hu
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Mai edhar pata nahi kis par tanaga gua tha
Saamne ek adami jiska ek haath nahi tha woh mass kat raha tha
Mai- abe kyu bhaandh rakaha hai mujhe yaha
Adami- tujhe apana khaanna bannene ke liye
Mai- pagaal hai kaya bee
Udhar janu
Janu- tum dono kyu aayi hooo
Pari - excuse me woh hum dono ke bhai hai
Masoom - baate chodo tum yaha kyu lekar aayi hooo
Janu - yahi kahi aas pass hai woh mujhe mahsus hoo rha hai
Sona- mujhe bhi
Phir woh aaage bhadte gaye
Saloni- yeh jagaha hai kaya
Masoom- koi gaav lagata par sab khuch aajjeb hai
Janu- daaro mat sab thik hoga
Kaafi dher ke baad aakhir mai unnhe dhikha
Woh mere pass aane lagi ki unnke saamne devika aa gayi
Devika - tum esse ess dard sai nahi baacchoogi yeh ek bujdil ennsaan hai yeh
tumkoo bhi dhokha dega
Janu- tum joo bhi hoo hat jaaoo
Aur rahi baad bujdili ki toh ennsai shanshil koi nahi hard har dard saha hai
ennhonai
Devika - par mai nahi le jaane dungi
Sona - ek shart rakahti hu
Devika - tumnai mera dimag padnai ki khosis bhi kaise kii
Sona - woh sab chhodo aur yeh baatoo agar yeh tumsai shaadi kar le toh tumhara
saamman aur raajaya toh tumhe mil jaaayega naa
Devika- haa woh toh hai par
Sona - dhekho mai tumhare dil ka dard samajh sakti hu par kaya tumnai socha ki
etna sahktishaaali ennsan apni jaan kyu dega
Devika soch mai pad gayi
Janu sona sai -kaya kar rahi hoo
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Sona- yeh parilok ki rajkumari hai ees sai ladna bekar hai
Janu- haa toh kaya socha hai tumnai
Devika - par shaadhi abhi karnai hogi abhi
Saloni- manjur hai dhlehoo mera bhai tadapad raha hai dev dev
Mere kaannoo mai didi ki aawaj aaayi
Mai jdhat dhekh kar -didi baaccha looo yeh maar dega mujhe
Saloni-please mere bhai koo baacha loo aap joh kahogi wahi hoga
Devika - huuu thik hai ussnai ek haath aage badya aur sab ke sab ek sundar si
jagah aa gaye the joh saayad mahal tha
Ek adami-:teri eenti himmat yaha aane kii
Devika - ab tumhari ettni aukaat nahi hai kii mujsai khuch puchoo
Mera sharir ekdum thik hoo gaya tha
Adami siphiyoo pakad loo enn sabkoo
Devika - wahi ruk jaayo yeh dhekhoo tumhare sammraat aaye hai
Aadami- yeh humare saamraat nahi ho sakete hai
Devika nai ek haath aage kiya aur wha par meri body aaa gayi usske aate mera
ansh usske andar chala gaya
Devika - aabb apni talawar dhikaye ennhe
Maine apni talwar koo yaad kiya mere haath mai aate hi mere kaapde badal gaaye
ek raajasi kapade mer sharir par the
Sab ke sab apne ghutanoo par beth gaye
Devika -:ab yahi humari shaadhi hogi
Mai- kaya bola shaadhi
Saloni- tumhe meri kasam khuch mat bolo aur joh yeh kahe woh karoo
Mai- didi ab meri powera hai mere pass mai ess hara dunga
Devika - haa hara dooge par eennhone mujhe jaaban di hai
Mai - didi yeh kasam bhaari padagii
Phir usske baad wha par meri ek aur annchai shaadhi ho gayii
Aur mera raajtilak joh mujhe samajh mai nahi aa rha par accha lag rha tha kaha
mera shir kahaya jaane wala tha aur kaha dudh sai nahalaya jaa raha tha
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Par khuch bhi hoo aaj mera dimag etni tezz chal raha tha ki jasse mujhe sab
khuch aata hai
Phir sab mujhe ek kamre mai le gaye aur beth diya todhi dher baad woh sab aaye
Pari aate hi mere gaale lag gayi
Pari - bhai aap baar baar kaya karte rahete hooo
Mai- khuch nahi lagat hai yeh mere karmo kaa fal joh mai bhugat rha huu
Devika - lagata haii appko sabkhuh yaad nahi haii
Mai - sabkhuch mujhe khuvh yaad nahi
Woh aage bhadhi aut apna haath mere shir par rakaha
Mujhe sab yaad aaya ki akhir yeh sab hai kaya
Mai- devika mujhe maaf karana meri vajah sai tumhe yeh sab sahana pada
Baaki sab bus murat ban kar sunn rahe the
Devikav- aakhir woh kaya baat thi jiss sai aap nai apni jaan di
Mai- kaya bola aap
Devika - haa aab aap mere pati hai
Mai- wah jab khanjar mara tab nahi par joh bhi hoo tumhare dard sai jada nahi
tha
Mai- aur rahi baat maine apni jaan kyu lii toh usski vajah meri bhene thi
Saloni- hum
Mai- aap log nahi mere tab ki bhene voh sab mujhsai shaadi karnai ke liye pagal
hoo gayi thi par mai agar raja hokar yeh karata toh paja kaya sochati essi liye
maine woh kadam uthaya
Devika - par uss galti ki vajah sai
Apka pura pariwar khatam hoo gaya
Mera dimag etna thada tha ki eaa baat par bhi mujhe gusaa nahi aaya
Mai- uska badaal toh mai lekar rahunga par yeh tumhara rajye hai saabko baata
dega ki uss rajaya mai mere kahabar naa jaaye
Devika - jii thik hai
Woh mere paas aayi aur mere kaan mai - jinke liye aapne jaan de woh abb bhi
aapke saath hi hai
Mai- kaya kaha
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Devika - haa aaap sabka punarjanam huaa hai
Pari - kaya matalb sabka
Devika - aap sab ennki hi baahene thi
Saloni-:matalb ki woh sab humari waajaha sai hua tha
Devika - yeh toh aap sab jaano
Pari- par humme khuch yaad nahi hai
Devika - aapki shakiyaa chupa di gayi thi har kisi ki
Par jab yeh gaadhi sai gir kar naadi mai gire toh ek tukda ennhe mil gaya
Pari - humari shaktiyaa
Devika - haa
Mai - aur tukade sai sai matalab hai tumahara
Devika - aapke marne ke baad aapka shrir mai aapki shatiya nikal kar aapni apni
jagah chali gayi jaa sai woh aapko mili thi
Mai- matlab mujhe phir jaanna hoaga unnhe paane ke liye par tumhe hum sabke
baare mai kaise pata hum sab kon hai
Devika - aap bhul gaye parilok ke "bhavishya darpan " ko
Mai-:haa woh toh mai bhul gaya
Saloni- ab ghar chaale
Devika - haa chaliye mai bhi chalati huu
Mai- nahi waise hi ghar mai doo biwiya hai ek aur gayi toh maa mujhe maar
dalegi
Devika- kyu ek raja ki toh kaayi biwiya hoti hai
Mai- haa par phirtvi par mai ek aam ennsaan huu
Devika - par aaj toh humari shaadhi hui hai
Mai - tum log jara bhar rukoo mai aata huu janu sona aur masoom tum ruk jaoo
Woh tenno bhar gaye
Masoom-kaya bolana caahaet hoo
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Mai- yahi ki aaj mujhe pata chala hai ki life mai sab jaruri hota haai aaj
devila tumnai komal bann kar joh bhi bola uss sai mujhe samajah mai aa gaya hai
ki sab khuch jaruri hai
Sona - tumnai aisa socha bhi kaise ki hum sab aapke baare mai aaisa sochenge
Mai- tum baar yuh dimag mat padha karoo
Mai- haa toh ab devika tum sai shadhi toh ho gayi par tumhe todha saa wntazar
karana hoga abhi
Devika - mai samajah gayi aap niachint rahe
Mai- jald hi aaunga aur tab tak apnne pita ji aur maa koo bula yahaPar
Devika - thik hai jaldi aana aur haa maine komal ko ghar chhod kar usske yeh sab
bhula diya hai tention mat lenna
Phir hum sab ghar aa gaye
Acchank humko wha dhekh kar sab chok gaye par namuna phele hu dhekh chuke the
Phir sabkoo saari baat baatana hi sahi samajaha devika ko chhod kar
Haalaki sab ko aascharaya toh tha par woh sab mujhe thik dhekh kar hi khush
the
Phir sabnai khana kaaya aur sone chale gaye
Mai-janu tum sona aur arav ke saath ghar jaao kal milata huu tumhe
Mai aaj masoom ke saath tha apne room mi pari didi ke saath thi ki richa bhi aa
gayi
Masoom - aaye didi
Richa - kyu akele sonne ka plan tha kaya
Masoom- nahi toh bus aase hi
Richa - pari nahi aayi
Mai- woh didi nai usse bula liya hai aaoo tum bhi yahi soo jaoo
Richa - kaya baat hai aaj bada payaar aa raha hai
Mai- kyu bhai apni biwi ko payaar nahi karunga toh
Kise karunga aur tumhare jaisa toh koi hai bhi nahi
Richa mere pass aakar beth gayi
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Richa - haa boleye kaya baat
hai
Mai - bus khuch nahi asse hii
Richa - yeh sab kaya ho raha hai
Mai - ab mujhe enn sab chijo par gor karnai ki jarurat hai
Masoom-ha sahi kah rahe ho aap har bar dayan nahi dete hoo
Mai- haa abb mujhe bhaut khuch karana hai sabsai phele apni shaktiya pakar mujhe
apni mout ka badaala lena
Richa /masoom chok gayi masoom toh jada
Masoom- par aap nai khudh koh hi toh mara
Richa - kaya bak rahi hoo
Mai- ruko tum vo masoom picheli bar ussnai meri bhen ke badale meri jaan maangi
thi essiliye mujhe khudh ko marana pada par waha par maine ess liye nahi bataya
nahi yoh devika uss sai jang shuru kar deti
Masoom-accha yeh baat hai
Richa - kaya baat kar rahe hoo sab
Mai- arram sai baataunga tumhe ab soo jaoo mai tak gaya hu
Phir voh dono mujh sai chipak kar soo gayi maine aakhe toh band kar li par abhi
bhi mere dimag mai halchal thi par dheere dheere pata nahi kab mai soo gaya pata
nahi chala
Subah jab need khuli toh mere pass saloni didi aur pari bethi thi
Mai-arre didi app kab aayi
Saloni-30 minute ho gaye hai
Mai- arre jagaya kyu nahi aur yeh dono kaha gayi
Pari - niche nasta bana rahi hai
Mai- aacha toh aap dono etani dher sai yaha kyu
Saloni- bus tumhe sotte hue dheke bhaut time ho gaya hai kitna cute lagata hai
Mai- kaha didi kahi ladke bhi soote hue cute lagete hai yeh baal dhekho ghaas
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fus ki tarah bikare hue hai
Didi - chup kar yeh dhekene waale par hota hai
Mai- accha thik hai aap dono chaloo mai aata hu aur pari jara kapde nikal de
mere
Pari haste hue - abhi laayi bhai
Mai uth kar bathroom mai gaya
Aur naha dokar bahar aaya
Pari - bhai ye.....m....
Mai- kaya hua ruk gayi
Maine aage jakar usse hilaya
Pari - haa bhai
Mai- kaya hua hai
Pari - woh aapke
Mai- kaya
Pari - aapke 8 pack abs hai
Mai -ha haa haa pagal tuh toh asse khadhi hai jaise koi bhut dhek liya hai kabhi
kisi ke dheke nahi hai kaya
Pari - haa par ettnai karib sai
Maine uss sai kapde liye -chal jaa yaha sai pagal kahi ki
Fhir mai tayaar hokar nicche aaya
Maa - beta tuh thik toh hai naa
Mai- haa aur aap aur koi bhi kal ke baare mai abhi khuch nahi bolega
Dad-par
C chacha- rahene doh bhai subah subah nahi
Dad - thik hai
Mai- thanks chachu
C chacha - koi nahi dev tere liye toh khuch bhi
Maa- ab enn sabko bhi samjaha padati nahi bilkul
Pari-maa
Maa- kaya maa padana likhana nahi hai kaya
Mai-accha mere picche yeh sab ho raha hau ajj hai class ki nahi
Ritu - hai bhai hai
Mai- chaloo mai bhi chalata huu
Pari - ab aayega maja
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Sab nai nasta kiya mai pari,neha aur ritu ko lekar nikal school abhi ghar ke
baaki log gaav mai the pata naa kaya kar rahe the Masoom aur saloni didi ka man
nahi nahi toh maine kaha kal sai toh janna padega
Hum bike par chaar log the pari ekdum tzz sai mujhe pakad kar bethi thi
School ke pass wale traffic police wale nai rok liya
Tpolice -oye side mai laga pata nahi 4 allow nahi nahi hai
Mai-arre uncle bhul gaye kaya
Tpolice -koi uncle nahi chalega aur hai kon
Pari - namaste uncle jaane do naa late hoi raha hai
Suresh-arre pari beta tum are tum sab bhi yeh kiske sath jaa rahe ho
Neha - arre uncle apki hi party member hai
Suresh -kon hai
Ritu -dev bhaiya hai
Suresh -kaya yeh mil gaya aur kitana badal gaya hai ek saal mai
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Mai-uncle baad mai milata hu aur fine bharta hu har baar ki tarah
Suresh -chal jaa jaldi nikal warana koi aur toh pakad hi lega
Phir mai gate ke side mai bike rok li
Sab -kaya hua
Mai -��ek minute ruko
Mai side mai gaya aur aakhe band aur todhi dher baad unke pass gaya
Unke muh toh khule hi rah gaye
Mai- ab sahi hai naa
Neha mere pass aakar mere gale lag gayi
Mai- accha laga
Neha - haa bhai par kiya kaise
Mai-woh baad mai shakal koi pahchanga nahi toh maja kaya aayega baahle ab mai
injection aur power ki vajah sai adults ho gaya par log naa jane toh sahi hai
Ritu -powers
Mai- baad mai chaloo sab
Maine bike park ki par kaafi log aaj hume ghus rahe the tin toh meri jaan sai
pyaar dost aur tisari meri jaan jaan
Mai ten no ke unke dosto mai chhodna aur akash ke pass gaya
Mai- aaur akki kaya kar rha hai
Akash ab akki
Akki -bus mast par yeh face
Mai -sab hota hai plastic surgery sai
Akki -kuch bhi kah mast lag rah body bhi jam rahi hai
Mai-enn do no nai kuch pucha mere baare mai ghur toh aise rahe hai jaise kaha
jaayenge
Sam -oye chup kar be
Komal - bhai aap bethoo
Mai-yeh dono bacche hi rahenge
Sam -oye saale
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Mai- ha woh toh banuga bhai tuh bilkul fikar naa kareyoo
Sam nai kadhe hokar mujhe pakad liya
Maine use pakad kar guhuma aur uski kamar par ek khuni mari
Akki- wah tera favourite daaw
Mai-sam bhai maan jaa bhai
Sam -kaaabhi.............
Maine usir ko pakada aur akkhe band kar lii
Todhi dher baad
Akki -abbe band kar kaya kar rah hai
Maine aakhe kholi
Mai- kaya hua be
Akki -abe teri body chamak kyu rahi thi bahut jada
Mai- chal chhod
achanak sam mere gale lag gaya
Mai usske kaan mai bhai joy sab tujhe dhikaya hai bus wahi hua hai mere saath
Komal - bhai kaya kar rahe ho
Mai- bhai abhi chup rahena
Mai akash ko lekar class mai jaane laga
Abe udhar kaha
Mai-haa chal kitabe toh hi dena
Mai aaya toh inn sabko chhod nai par school mai aakar mera maan kiya class mai
bethane koi aur rokega kon
Todhi dher mai ek teacher aaye�� shaayad naya tha
Woh aakar padanae laga mai akki sai baate kar nai laga
Woh kab mere pass aaye pata nahi chala
Ek chaapat meri guddhi par
Mai-kon hai be teri...... Oh sorry Sir
Sir -class padanai ke liye hoti hai baato ke liye nahi aur tum ho kon aur
tumhara beg hai kaha
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Mai- woh Sir mai purana student hu kaafi din baad aaya hu kuch Health problem
thi
Sir - toh pehle jakar thik aapse class mai nahi aana chahiye
Akki -par Sir
Mai- chup kar Sir sahi toh kah rahe hai ok sir mai jaata hu mai waha sai bhar
aaya aur bike lekar ghar nikala
Todhi dher mai pahuch gay aur apna face phir pehle jiasa kar liya
Maa -are beta etni dher kaha tha
Mai- woh bus maa mai todha dosto sai mil raha tha ussi mai late ho gaya
Maa - accha chal jara room mai khuch baat karni hai
Mai- kaya hua maa
Maa - haa
Mai unke sath room mai gaya dono chachi bhi sath aayi
In room
Mai-bolo maa
Maa- yeh bata tuh Jin sabko uss banglow mai rukwaya hai woh sab kyu
Mai- arre mai toh bhul gaya
Maa- woh baat nahi hai jise tum nai mara woh tumhare dad ka riwal tha aur abb
uski wife aur beti tumhare dad ke liye hue banglow mai hai toh usske kisi
partner nai tumhare dad par case kiya
Mai- ohh sit yeh maine kaya kar diya par chinta naa karoo maa ab mere liye khuch
bhi mushkil nahi hai par pehele mujhe uss partner ke baare mai pata karana
hoga
C chachi- ab toh bata de kal ke baare mai aur aur khuch. Bhi hai toh bata
Mai- batana kaya dhikha deta huu
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C chachi - accha dhikha phir
Phir maine jitna sahi tha utana dhikaya
Maa- par beta yeh sakatiya mili kaha sai
Mai- maa yeh toh aapko abhi bata nahi sakata hu bus aap etna samajh loo ki ab
appke ladke ko chunaa bhi assan nahi hai
B chachi- bada aaya chunne wala enn shaktiyoo ke aane sai ghamand bilkul mat
karana
Mai- ji aap sahi kah rahi ho maine naa toh kiya hai aur naa karunga
Maa- par beta yeh sab toh kar payega
Mai- kaya maa
Maa- arre mai teri biwiyo ki baat kar rahi hu abhi naa unnki shadhi hui hai riti
riwajo ke saath aur phir bhi ghar mai eetna ghul mil gayi hai par bhAr waloo ko
jawab dena padega toh
Mai-aap tension naa loo
Deepali aunty (padosi)-kaisi tension ki baate hoo rahi hai
Mai- arre aunty namste
Deepali- haa haa thik hai
Maa- kaya hua asse kyu bol rahi hai
Deepali - yeh kaam hi asse karata hai
Mai-maine kaya kiya
Maa- toh phele beth
Woh beth gayi
C chachi -aaj kaise bhul gayi rasta
Deepali -kaha mai toh bus tum sabsai milane aayi hu tera ladaka bhi aa gaya aur
hume khabar hi nahi ki
Maa-arre abhi sahi sai khuch hua hi kaha bus bhaag doudh thi
Deepali-dhekh bura naa manne toh ek baat kahu
Maa- bol naa kaya baat hai
Deepali - yeh tumhare ghar mai aaye din ettni ladkiya kyu aati hai abhi do toh
nicche hi hai
Maa-woh toh bus...
Deepali-joh bhi hoo accha nahi lagata hai tumh toh jaanti hai ki apni biradri ki
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kaafi ejjat hai yaha
Maa- haa woh sab toh thik hai
Deepali-dekh mai jada nahi nahi kahungi par chal dosto ka anna thik hai par
appne jaise ke saath rahoo toh jada accha hai naa
Mai-kaya kahana chaati hai aap
Deepali-dhekho beta tum india ke top bussiness man ke bete hoo aur enn logo ke
sath ghumana fhirana thik nahi hai
Maa-kaisi baate kar rahi hai aaj toh tera dimag toh thik hai naa
Deepali-galat kaya kaha maine khudh hi soch le kaha tum aur kha woh harish ke
dono bacche
Harish - sam /komal ke dad
Mai-aunty yeh galat bol rahi hoo aap
B chachi -dev asse baat karte hai apno sai baado sai
Deepali - jaane de naa ab yeh tumhare haath sai nikal gaya hai
Mai-app kaya bole jaa rahi hoo aisa khuch nahi hai
Maa-toh yaha sai jaa abhi
Mai-par maa
C chachi -dev kaha naa didi nai jaoo
Mai waha sai bahar aaya toh mer pair wahi jam gaye woh dono wahi kadhi thi
Mai-tum dono yaha kaya kar rahi hoo
Woh dono bina khuch bole waha sai jaane lagi maine richa ka haath pakada
Woh mudhi
Mai-kaya baat hai... Aree tum roo kyu rahi hoo
Woh khuch nahi boli
Mai-bolo bhi kaya baat hai
Richa -khuch nahi aakh mai khuch gir gaya tha
Mai-etna pagal nahi hu mai kaya baat hai
Woh mera haath chudha kar masoom ko lekar room mai chali gayi
Mai aage badha ki phone aaya
Mai-haa dad kaya hua
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Mai-bus aaya abhi
Mai bike lekar wha pahucha
Mai - kaya hua aap police station kyu aaye baataya toh hota
Dad -yaar force kiya
Maine sir ko phone kiya -sir ######maine sara mamala samajahya
Mohan -don't worry mai dhek lunga
Thodi dher baad commisioner ka phone aaya aur mai dad ko lekar waha sai office
aya
Dad -yaar etane paise honne ke baadh bhi aakhir kannon ke aage jhukana padata
hai
Mai-nahi dad woh baat nahi hai bus aapne desh ka har kaam ka proocess hai
Dad -khuch bhi kah beta par police par vishwas nahi hota
Mai-aap woh sab chhodo yeh baatoo richa ke dad sai baat ki nahi
Dad-kaha tere jaane ke baad kam jada kiya nahi bus ussi mai lage hai
Mai-thik hai acha dad ek baat hai
Dad - haa bole
Maine deepali aunty ki baate batayi
Dad -woh aasi hi hai usska husband bhi parshan hai
Par yey bata unn dono ko ab unnke ghar bhej doo
Mai-haa yahi thik rahega ab
Dad -chal jaa ab meeting hai 30 ghante mai
Mai vaha bike lakar nikal pada
Todhi dhur hi gaya tha ki ek aawaj aayi
Kaha hoo tum
Mai-devika tum kaya baat hai
Devika -bus aapsai baat karnai ka man kiya aa jaoo naa
Mai-aata huu
Mai bike chata chata gayab ho gaya
Wah ke sab loh mujhe ghurane lage mai bike joh chala raha tha parilok mai tabhi
sare sipahi jhul gaye unnki aawaj sai sabka dayaan tuta toh sab bhi neehe jhuk
gaye
Mai mahal ke sammne aakar bike roki aur andar gaya
Mai-lagata hai pura entzaam kar rakha hai