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DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )
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Mai - aa gayi tum
Masoom - asse mat dekho
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Masoom ghutano par beth gayi
Masoom - kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum tum jaanete ho naa wo dono tumhara etnazaar
kar rahi hai
Saloni - kon dono
Masoom - tumhari do aur bhabhiya hai janu aur sona
Mai- chup ho jaao naa
Pari - yeh kaya kiya bhai aapnai
Maa- kaya unnsai bhi shaadi ki hai essnai
Masoom- abhi nahi ki hai
Maa- too phir aab aage khuch nahi hoga
Mai uth kar bhar nikal gaya aur dhrre dhhre ek park ki orr ja raha tha
Sammne sai ek truck
Akash - pagal ho gaya hai kaya
Mai chup chaap muh neeche kar ke khadha rha
Akash mujhe pakad kar park mai le gaya aur ek jagah beth gaya
Akash - bhai kya baat hai
Mai- tumne mujhesai riccha ke baare mai kyu chupya tha
Akash - sorry bhai par mai kaya karata sab ke saamne bhi to bata nahi sakata
tha
Mai- wo mere ghar par hai samjha
Akash - kaya baat kar rha hai
Maine saari bbate short usse baatyi
Meri bhen ke saath yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere saath yeh sab
Mai - yaar ab mai fas chuka hu pehle masoom phir sona /janu aur ab riccha
Akash - saale tunne apna kaam nhi choda naa ladkiyoo ko taang karanai ka ab
bhugat le
Mai - yaar kaha aapne aap hi aa gayi sab
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Akash - ha pata hai saale tuh sayaar joh tahara
Mai hasnai laga
Akash - abb aaya mera sher abe ek idea duu
Mai - saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha
Akash - sunn to sahi bhai
Mai - bol bhai
Akash - aisa mar sai unn dono sai shaadhi kar ke kisi dusare ghar mai rakh
dena
Mai - kha ghatiya aadami hai saale aur fasa rha hai
Akash - yahi jabardast idea hai
Mai - sochunga chal yaar khuch ho jaaye aaj
Akash - chal phir
Hum dono ek dukan par ruke
Mai- jaa lekar aa bhai
Phir jakar lekar aaya
Akash - bhai tere esse taste ka jawab nahi
Mai- haa kaayi saari cold drink mila kar pinne ka maja hi khuch aur tu jara
thumsup jada dalana strog hoga
Phir hum done nai khuch jam kar chiken kahaya aur mixed colddrink pi
Mai- yaar tuh jara sam aur rajiv kobphone kar ke bula le
Akash nai unnhe bulaya thodi dher mai wo dono aaye
Sam - aacha toh tuh aaya hai meri bhen ka dil dhukaha kar gujhe chain nahi mila
haa jo mujhe bhi bula liya
Akash - bhai tuh galat samajh rha hai
Sam - phele mujhe laga yeh meri bhen ko pasand nahi karata parbaad mai pata chal
ki yeh dono phele sai payaar karate hai par tunne uska dil aakhir tod hi diya
Mai - yaar mere bas mai khuch nahi
Sam- pata hai jab tuh kahata tha ki mai to bhai khub saari sadiya karunga toh
humme lagata tuh komal ko chidane ke liye kahata tha par humme kaya pata tha
tujhe ladkioo kaa chaska laga hai aacha hua meri bhen baach tujh jaise hawasi
sai accha hai ki wo marr jaye
Maine ek karara tappad usse mar diya
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Mai- agr komal ke liye ek bhi aur sab nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunaga
Akash nai mujhe pakada - rajiv tuh esse lekar jaa yaha sai
Sam jaate hue - yaad rakhana mai aaj dosti ki vajah sai choda hai par mai apni
bhen sai kiye hue ka badala lekar rahunga aur tujhesai aacha ladaka dhudhuga
Mai- mai usse ussi madaap mai maar dunga
Akash - aabe rajiv le jana esse yaha sai
Mai- samjhata kaya hai aapne aap ko agar mai sab ko khush rakahene ke liye
payaar baat sakata hue to apne payaar kevliye kissi ko maar bhi
Sakata hue
Akash - aabe bus kar etna log daru pi kar nahi bolate jinata tuh cold drink pi
kar bol rha hai
Mai - abhi janta nahi sala joker the killer naam hai mera aache aaccho ka mut
nikal jata hai naam sun kar
Wha bethe log ghurae lage
Akash nai khuch socha - aap log khaanna kaaye eese chad gayi hai
Mai- kaya.....ussnai mera muh band kar diya
Aur betha diya
Maiv-yaar tuh jara daaru lekar aaa
Akash- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaaya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha sai lagi
Mai-- bhai laat ka kaya hai jarurat padne par lag jaati tuh yahi beth mai lekar
aata hu
Mai jakar desi lekar aaya aur do bear
Akash - ettni saari wo bhi desi marna hai kya
Mai- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi
Akash - kyu tuh koi azzoba hai kaya
Mai- chal bakawas band kar aur pi jaa bear daru chunna bhi mat
Maine bottle kholi aur dana dan pita gaya
Mai- waah bhai aaj maja aa gaya
Akash - saale abhi hum humara voter id bhi nahi baanna aur tunne nasha karwa
diya
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Mai- shiiiiiiii abe jija saale mai chalata hai
Akash - accha jija ji ab kaya pur raat yehi rahoge
Mai- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par inayzaar kar rahi hai kaya
Akash- yaar tujhe chad gayi hai
Mai- ha wahi to kah raha hu saari ghar ki aurte chad gayi hai marene ke liye
mujhe
Akash - chal mai tujhe ghar chod deta hu
Mai- tuh mera saccha bhai hai chal na cigrete pite hai
Ek tappaad
Akash - abe chup chaap chal warana abhi aunty ko phone karta hu
Mai- yaar aaj phelei baar man kar raha hai log kahate hai aram milata hai
Akash ka phone baja
Akash -ha hello did kaya hua
Riccha - akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hai sab pareshan hai
yaha
Mujhe uski aawaj suna di maine phone chin
Akash - laa phone de
Mai- haa tum log chain sai pinne mat do
Riccha - kaya tum drink kar rahe ho
Mai- kyu phone sai smell aa rahi hai
Riccha - bhala ess umar mai bhi koi yeh sab karata hai
Mai- accha do do biwiya baana sakata hu tab nahi socha umar ka ab kaya
Wo chup ho gayi
Akash nai phone liya - didi tum chinata mat karoo mai lekar aata hu ghar par
Riccha - haa jaldo laa 6 ghante sai jayab sab ka yaha bura haal hai
Tabhi mera phone baja
Sona - hello dev dev
Mai- haa yahi hu bolo
Sona - di nahi kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho
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Mai- nahii mai hi hindhi desi daaru pi raha
Sona - yeh thik nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat hai naa
Mai- haa kam sai kam tumnai to mere baare mai soccha
Sona- ghar chale jaaoo mai kal pahuchti hu waha
Mai - please aa jaoo na bahut akelea pad gaya hu mai yaha
Sona- kaya hua tum enta dhuki kyu hoo
Mai- roote hue - koi yaha mujhr samjhene ko tayyar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko
mujhesai dhur karata chaate hai
Sona- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai mai sab khuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum
naa mile to
Mai - kaash mai aisa kar pata par yah sab apne hi hai kis sai ladunga mai aaj to
mere dost nahi mujhe hawasi kah diya
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Janu - jaan tum aase nahi ho wo kaya jaane tum kaya hoo tum chaate to naa jaane
kaya kaya kar sakete par tumnai humare payaar ko ek naam diya humme akela nahi
chhoda humme baacchane ke liye apni jaan jhokim mai daali aase insaan ki to puja
karani caahiye
Mai- bus karoo tum puja nahi mujhe to bus apna payaar caahiye
Phone cut gaya
Mai- yeh bhenchod phone bhi dhokha de gaya
Akash - chal ghar chal
Mai - yaar aaj yahi rukate hai naa mere liye
Akash utha aur mujhe bhi chich kar utha diya
Mai- abhi to jija kah raha tha aur aase utha raha hai
Akash - uss sai phele tuh mera dost hai samajaha
Phit ussnai ek taxi mai betha kar mujhe ghar laya
Andar jaate hi maa masoom aur sab mere pass aaye
Mai ladkadane laga - naa koi chuega nahi mujhe
Maa- tunne sharab pi haa bol
Mai- jab dhik raha ha to phuch kyu rahe ho
Saloni-:abb yahi din dhekhana tha etne din tere liye taadape essi liyr ki tuh
yeh sab kare aur maa sai esse baat kare
Eess baat ko sun karera dimag hil gaya sach hi to tha na mai maa sahi sai mila
naa hi apni bhenno sai
Shikha - aap log usse chodo wo bus todha disturb aap log aur pereshan mat karoo
Mai- pari kha hai
Wo apne room ke gate sai mujhe dhekh rahi thi
Saloni - apne room mai hai
Maine usske room ki taraf dhekha to wo andar chali gayi
Mai kaise bhul gaya apni uss bhen ko jo mere liye din raat roti rahi
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Mai usske room ki taraf baadh gaya
Mai andar gaya wo pet le bal lati side mai neha leti thi
Mai ussk pass gaya aur beth gaya
Mai- naraj ho mujhesai
Pari - mai hoti kon hu aapki
Mai- meri chocalati girl
Pari - nahi aap jaaooo yaha sai
Mai- taaki phir meri photo le kar ronne lagoo
Usnai terchii nazroo sai harani sai dekha
Mai - kyu kaya hua yaad nahi aa rha kaya
Pari - aap ko kaise pata ess baare mai
Mai- mai sab janata hu
Pari - kaya
Mai - yahi ki kitnana royi hai tuh mere liye
Pari (man mai ) - kass aap aur khuch jaan paate
Mai usske pass late gaya aur uska shir apne haath par rakh liya usnai mujhe
pakad liya
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Mai- kya hua etna kas ke kyu pakada hai
Pari -aap fhir chale jaaoge ab mai aapko nahi chhodungi
Mai- arre pagal mai tera bhai mai kaha jane wala hu aur aaj ke baad toh ronna
mat samajhi
Woh toh
Mai usske aashu pocche - maine manna kiya hai ronne ko nahi kaha hai
Pari- yeh khushi ke aashu hai
Mai- koi sai bhi ho mai nahi janata toh ab sai roona mat
Pari - ok thik hai bhai ek baat kahu
Mai- haa bolna
Pari - aap ke muhh sai smell aa rahi hai
Mai- accha tere pass mouth freshner hai naa
Pari nai mujhe chhoda aur drawer sai mouthfreshner diya
Mai bathroom mai gaya aur kaafi dher tak saaf kiya
Aur bhar aaya to waha puri mahila mandli matlab girl mandali chodo yaar sabhi
the waha
Saloni - kaya hua smell nahi jaa rahi hai
Mai - woh......mai to bus acha mai akash sai mil kar aata hu
Riccha - wo ghar chala gaya
Mai- ohh ha sanjana aur khasish sai mil kar aata hu
Choti chachi (rekha)- woh dono london mai hai
Mai - aare ha mai hi chhod kar aaya tha toh mai chacha sai mil kar aata hu
Maa - natak band kar chup chaap beth jaa etni raat ho gayi hai wo log soo gaye
hai
Mai- aap log kyu jaag rahe hoo jaao soo jaaooo
Shikha - tum hamari chinta mat karo aur yaha bethoo
Mai- yaar shikha tum to samjho
Sab aase dhekhnai lage jaise maine kaya bol diya
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Neha - yaar shikha
Mai- woh choti muh sai nikal gaya
Maa- ab baado ki tamiz bhi bhul gaya kyu bhau yahi shikaya hai wha
Masoom nai shir niche kar liya
Shikha - woh hum saath kaam kar rahe hai naa essi liye yeh hamara boss hai naa
Sab - kaya boss
Badi Chachi (naina)khadhi hui aur shikha didi ko taapad marne wali thi maine rok
liya
Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi hai aap
B chachi- hat jaa mere saamne sai jab ease pata tha tere baare mai tab essnai
chupaya kyu
Mai- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi
B chachi nai mera face apne dono hatho mai le liya - beta aisa bhi koi karata
hai pata hai teri maa teri bhene tere chacha tere papa kitana rooye hai tere
liye
Mai- chachi aap rooye mat aab mai aa gaya hu naa ab kabhi nahi jaunga naa aap
logo ko janne dunga
Saloni - tu soch kar to dhikha phir baatati hoo tujhe
Mai - accha baba nahi sochunga ab aap log jaoo aur soo jaooo
Maa- kyu humara yaha rahenna yaha thik nahi hai
Mai- maine aisa kab kaha
Mai bed par jakar maa ke god mai shir rakh kar soo gaya
C chachi nai mera shir pakad kar apni god mai rakh liya - aaj mai sulaungi
tujhe
Mai - kaash mai pehle aa gaya hota
Neha khud kar mere sai sat kar c chachi le god mai shir rakh liya- mai bhi mai
bhi
Pari - eeeye uth mai letungi
Neha - to let jaa na
Pari - maa dhekhona
Maa - aaja meri god mai soo jaa
Pari - nahi mujhe c chachi ke hi god mai soona hai
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B chachi - aare choti teri god ke value to didi sai jada ho gayi hai
C chachi nai mera gaal notcha - yeh sab esska kamal hai
Tabhi kirti aur ritu ronne lage
Maa- tum dono ko kaya hua
Ritu - bhai sabse baate ki aur payaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi
Mai jahtt sai utha aur dono ko kahndhe par utha kar bahar bhaja
Saloni - yeh kaha jaa rha hai
Kirti - bhai kaya kar rahe ho
Mai - baate karunga tumsai akele mai
Ritu - aap to kitchen mai lekar jaa rahe hoo
Maine kitchen mai jaakar unnhe utara
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Ritu hasnai lagi- sach nahi aap coffee piyoge
Mai wahi upper per lataka kar beth gaya
Mai- aarre kirti tera wo dost kaisa hai
Kirti - kon bhai
Mai- aare tera bf chhota bheem
Kirti - bhai.........
Kirti mujhe marane lagi
Mai- aahahhahha mar diya aankh mai (natak )
Kirti meri aakhoo mai phuk marane lagi
Mai - ahhhh kaya aram mil raha hai
Ritu - arre pagal wo natak kar rahe hai
Mai- batana jaruri tha
Kirti - accha abhi baaatati hu
Ussnai paas ke ek drum haath dala aur meri taraf khuch fekka
Mai - ffuuuuuhhhhh..,yeh kaya kiya
Tabhi bhar sai hasnai ki aawaaje aane lagi
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Kirti - ab aaya naa maja
Mai- yeh aata ku daala
Ritu - bhai aap aur daal lo polarbear laagoge
Mai- coffee bani ki nahi abhi tak
Ritu -2minute
Bhar
Maa - aaj kitane dinoo baad humare ghar mai khushiya aayi hai par yeh dev ki jid
aur shaadiyoo ki
B chachi - didi maine aapsai kaha hai naa uss sai ess baare mai abhi to koi baat
mat karana badi mushkil sai uska dyaan hata hai
Masoom- haa mummi ji agar ek baat bhi chidi to woh phir sai bhar chala jeyga
Maa ghabhara kar - nahi nahi koi khuch nahi khega uss sai
Andar chichen mai
Mai - laa de naa cup
Ritu- phele meri tip
Maine jeb sai purse nikal aur usse de diya
Kirti - aur mera
Mai- tera kyu
Kirti -makeup ke liye
Ritu - bhai kitna lu
Mai- pura aapas mak baat loo
Neha andar aa gayi
Neha - oyye mera bhi hissa hai
Mai - teeno baat lo
Ritu - bhaut jada hai yeh
Mai- le lo sab kal chalenge shoping karane
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Tenno - yeh ab aayega maja
Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya - bhaiya u r best
Wo dono kaha picche rahene wali thi dono nai ek ek chipaka diya
Maa coffee pine laga
Maa - tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi
Ritu - badi mummi aap pine do naa bade dinoo baad to mile hai aur todha badal
bhi gaye hai
Mai- accha mai badal gaya hu
Ritu -aur nahi to kaya abhi 12 bhi pass nahi ki aur do doh shaadiya kar li
Sab ke chere ki khushi uttar gayi
Mujhe yeh accha nahi laga
Mai- aare tujhe kaha pata ek saal kitana ghumaya hai essnai mujhe apne picche
masoom ki taraf aakh maar di
Kirti - accha to aap romiyo baan gaye the
Mai - ha yeh to gaas hi nahi daalati thi mujhe
Masoom - aacha mai nahi daalati ya tum
Ritu hassnai lagi - bhaiya ki chori pakadi gayi
Mai- kya matlab
Pari bol padi - aare etna handsome ladaka ladki ke picche nahi ladki hi usske
picche padegi
Ritu- correct
Sab hasan lage
Maa- challo ab soo jaoo warana kal shooping nahi jane dungi
Ritu /kiriti - jaate hai blackmail mat karo
Mai - apni dono bhabhiyo ko bhi leti ja
Maa - kyu wo to tere saath
Mai- na mai pari aur neha ke saath soounga aaj
Saloni- mai bhi
Mai- ha ha chaloo mana kissnai kiaya hai
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Sab dheere dheere apne room mai jaane lage
Mai bhi chalane laga
Pari - humme bhi lekar chaloo
Mai- pairo sai challoo
Neha - nahi jaise unn dono ko nicche laaye the vass lekar chaloo
Mujhe haasi aa gayi
Pari - hasso mat karoo
Maine unn dono ko ek ek khandhe par daal liya aur room mai akar bed par utara
Mai- neha tuh bahut bhaari ho gayi hai mooti
Neha - aap moti mat kahoo warana mai
Mai- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karana subah sai pak gaya hu sun sun
kar
Mai yeh bol kar let gaya
Dono meri side mai late gayi
Saloni- pari tuh roj ssoti hai aaj mai saa jauu
Pari- mai nahi hatane wali
Saloni- maan ja naa meri gudiya
Pari - no means no
Mai- aap side mai soo jaaoo naa
Neha -didi aap enke upar soo jaooo
Mai- oye pagal hai kaya aisa mata karana didi aisa mat karana
Dono nai mera haath pakad liya
Saloni- accha idea hai
Wo meri upper late gayi
Mai- didi hatoo na
Saloni - kyu mera vajan sambhal nahi paayega kaya
Mai- accha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakata hu etna dam hai
Saloni- to soo jaoo
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Pari nai kambal daal diya
Tenno nai asse aakhe band kar li jaisse so hi gayi
Par mujhe uncomfortable lag rha tha
Didi ki chati mere mere senne mai daabi thi
Mai todha saa hila
Neha - bhai lagata hai aap so nahi paa rahe hoo didi aap mere jagh soo jaoo
Mai- thaks gudiya
Didi mere dusari side let gayi
Mai chaat ko dhekahata hua khuch soch rha tha
Didi mere kaan mai - soo jaa jada mat soch
Maine aakhe band kar li aur pata nahi chala kab soo gaya
Suabh khuch garam saa mahsus hua mere face par maine aakhe kholi
Saamne didi ka face tha aur unnki garam saase mere face par aa rahi thi
Humaa face kaafi close tha
Meri nazar unnke hotho par gayi
Mai (man mai ) - chii mai yeh kaya dyekh soch raha hu
Maine apna face dusri taraff palat diya ki mere hoth pari ke hotho sai jud
gaye
Ussnai aakhe kholi maine face picche kiya
Woh muskura gayi
Mai- sorry gudiya woh
Ussnai mere hotho par ungli rakh di pari- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi aisa hota
hai
Bhar nock hua
Maa- beta 10:30 bej gaye kitana sooyoge
Didi - aayi maa tum tenno bhi fresh ho jaoo
Wo uth kar apne room mai chali gayi
Neha to phele hi bathroom mai jaa chuki thi
Pari - kaya baat hai bhai aaj bina maange de diya par khuch bhi koahoo ab mera
din bahut accha jaayega
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Mai - woo mai ......
Neha-jaoo bhai fresh ho jaoo
Mai bina khuch bole chala gaya
Todhi dher baad
Mera phone bhar hi tha
Usmai call aaya
Janu- good morning jaan
Neha -kon hai
Janu nai ladki ki aawaj suni - tum kon ho aur mere dev kaha hai
Neha - phele baatoo kon ho tum
Janu - dev ki girlfriend
Neha - ek aur gf
Pari nai phone liya maine jhatt sai ussai chin liya
Mai - hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah
Janu- masoom nai baataya aapke baare mai to baat karnai ko dil hua waise yeh
ladki kon thi
Mai- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya
Janu- mai kyu jalu batoo na kon hai
Mai - meri bhen hai neha
Janu- accha sunno arav bhai kaha hai
Mai-soo rha hoga kyu
Janu- aare ek ladki aayi thi unka pata phuchane
Mujhe khuch yaad aaya
Mai- jaan ek kaam karoo bhar wale security camere sai uski photo bhej do aur ha
kisi aur ko baatana mat arav ko bhi nahi
Janu- thik hai nasata kiya ki nahi abhi
Mai- haa bus karane hi jaa raha hu
Janu- ok bye jaan
Muhhhhhhhaaaa.
Mai- bye janu muuuhaaa .
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Mai - tum dono ghurana band karo aur haa kisi sai bhi ess baare mai baat mat
karana
Neha - bhai jaisa aap kahoo
Mai- toh hi meri sabsai samjahdaar gudiya hai
Pari - aur mai
Mai- naa tum nahi kal mara tha tunne
Pari - bhai please maaf kar doo na
Mai - toh tujhe meri help karni hogi
Pari - mai karungi
Mai- phir gussa toh nahi hogi naa
Pari - wo kahate hai naa gusse mai aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bus
wahi hua mere sath
Mai- woh toh hai to aaj sai dhyaan rakhana ki agar meri yaa kisi bhi ladki ki
baat agar ghar mai hoo to tum mujh tak pahuchoogi
Neha - yess sir
Pari- jaasusi karani hai
Mai- ek jassus ki bhene jassusi naahi karengi toh aur kon karega
Neha /pari - kaya aap jaasus ho
Mai - joker the killer kaa naam to suna hoga
Neha - haa mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai woo
Mai- fighter nhi wohai hi hu
Dono wahi jam si gayi ho bhi kyu naa ess baat kaoo sun kar aacche acchoo ki hawa
tight ho jaaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media kaa ab aap yeh mat puchana media kaha
sai aa gayi jab koi toad par kissi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise naa hoo
Maine unko hilaya - kaya hua kaya hua
Pari - jhutt bol rahe hoo
Mai - woh toh pata chal jaayega
Neha mere gaale lag gayi - bhai aap sach mai best hoo
Phir hum sab breakfast table par pahuche
Small update ke liye sorry todha busy huuu
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Dad - aaj kitana accha lag raha hai mera beta vapas aa gaya hai
Mai- haa dad aap sab sai mil kar etnai knushi ho rahi hai ki bata nahi sakata
Masoom- papa ji aur khuch lenege
Dad - haa ek plate aur laaoo
Wo nikale lagi
Maa - badi bhau (riccha) aur shikha kaha hai
Pari - wo kitchen mai hai khanne ki tayari kar rahi
Mai- maa enn dono ko ghar bhej doo
Masoom-kyu kaya hua accha nahi banna hai kaya
Mai- aare wo nahi tum dono hi jaanti ho aur tumhara pariwar ki
Tum dono meri wife ho par baaki log yeh nahi jaante hai
Maa- haa bahu yeh sahi kah raha hai phele tum dono ki shaadhi hogi phir hi
parmanent rahogi
Dad - toh thik hai aaj hi mai ennke papa sai baat karata hu
Mai- dad mujhe sahi nahi lag rha hai agar ennke ghar waloo nai manna kar diya
too
Riccha - kyu manna karenge
Maii - kon apni beti usse dega jiski aur shaadi hone wali hai
Masoom -agar kisi nai roka to mai usse chod dungi yaa apni jaan de dungi
Riccha - mai bhi
Mai kahadha ho gaya - kais baate kar rahi ho tum dono
Maa- beta jab hum samajh sakete hai to wo bhi samajh sake saayad
Dad - ek baar baat to kare
Mai beth gaya (manmai)-yaar kaya musibat hai lagaata hai ki ab sabko bhulana
padega ......nahi yeh nahi kar sakta 7mahine hi dur gaya too janu ki yeh haalat
hui ek dost (sam ) to dushman ban gaya dusra (arav )ko nahi bannene dunga
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Arav - bhai jara udhar chal ek baat karani hai
Mai -'haa chal bhai
Hum bhar aa gaye garden mai
Mai- haa bol bhai
Arav - bhai tuh meii ......
Maine usse roka - yaar tuh aisa mat sochh mai khuch sochunga par kaya yeh nahi
samajh mai aa raha
Arav - ek baat kahu kaya
Mai - haa bol yaar
Arav - agar yeh log riccha sai hui accidental shaadi ko maan sakete hai to kyu
naa aise hi tuh sona aur janu sai kar le aur kahana phele hi kar li thi
Mai- yaar yeh idea to aacha hai par soch sab ke mom dad ko kaya baatyene wo log
yeh sab nahi samjhenge
Arav - baat toh teri sahi hai mere mom ko bus sona ke baare mai hi pata
Mai - chal sochate hai khuch kon saa time bhaag jaayega
Hum dono andar aa gaye
Mai - accha ritu aur baaki sab taayaar ho jaoo shopking par chalate hai
C Chacha - accha tabhi sab etnai khush dhikh rahe hai
Ritu - aur nahi to kaya aap to bus kaam karate rahete hoo
Mai- baate baad mai sab taayar ho jaoo
Masoom- mai bhi hoo jaoo kaya
Mai - nahi tum dono ko invite karna padega chaloo
Dad -aisa naa kare sab picinic par chale kyu kaya bolate hoo
Mai - awsome dad ess sai accha kaya hoga
Saari bhene hala machane lagi
Maa- saanth ho jaoo
Dad - tum chup rahoo badde dino baad to shor hua hai ess ghar mai
Maa - mai kah rahi ho taayari karoo jaldii
Mai todhi dher khuch sochata rha
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Mai- dad ek private plane book kara loo
Dad - kaya plane kaha jaane ka erada hai
Mai- mai Sunwing Kamala Beach ,thailand kaafi naam sunna hai
Arav- edhar aa jara
Mai- haa bol bhai
Arav- saale tuh gumane jaa rha hai yaa wo drugs waloo ko phir sai dudhanai
Mai- aabe aab agent hu to kaam to karana hoga
Arav - par family
Mai- abe kise pata mai kon hu aur mere hote koi tum sabko haath laga paya jo
meri family ko chuu bhi sakke
Arav - thik khuch kaam ho to bata
Mai- haa sir sai prmission le le aur tuh sab ke saath kamala hotel mai rukana
aur haa yaad rakahana tum sabke floors aur meri family ke floor mai 3 floor ka
gap hona chaiye aur jagpreet sai kahana wha ke traaffic police sai baat kar ke
rode no 32 aur 38 aur 56 ki footage ki authority le le agar naa de toh hack
kare
Arav - abe yeh sab kab pata kiya tha
Mai- traning ke time par kaafi khuch pata kiya tha aur sabsai matalb sab ko apni
family meri harayana wali family ko bhi
Arav - sabko kyu
Mai- khuki wo sab mere apne hai ab jaa aur sir sai kah kar room book karawa aur
baaki sab bhi
Dad - leh ho gaya book kab nikalana hai
Mai - 5 baje thik rahega
Dad-ok wha ki booking ka
Mai- wo aap sab chodo wo sav arav kar dega
Dad - beta mujhe pata hai wo kaafi mahenga hotel hai
Mai- etna paisa hai mere paas
Dad - kahi toh koi galat kaam toh nahi karanai laga hai
Mai- dad aap mere boss sai toh mil chulke hoo na toh fhir kyu puch rahe hoo
Dad - are baap re mai toh bhul hi gaya ki tuh jaasus hai
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Mai- dhirre bolo maa ko pata hai bus sabko pata naa chale
Phir sab ready hue saari packing jada saman lene ko maine manna kar diya jo
lenna tha wahi le lenge phele sab chock gaye waha jaane ka sun kar par baad mai
sab khush ho gaye
Usske baad mai apni family ko lekar aur aur arav team ke saath aur wha sona aur
janu ki family flight sai rawana hue thighland
Woh sab saayad phele hi nikal gayee the
4 ghante ke lagbhag ki thi flight
Mai todha aram karana hi thik samjha warana phir koi baat uthi to mai fas
jaunga
Woh sab apni apni baate ek dusre ko sunna rahi thi aur papa dono chacaha sai
baat kar rahe the aur amit sumit rahul apni dhun mai mast
Jab hum land huee toh maa naai mujhe jagayaa
Phur hum waha sai hotle aaye aur aapne apnai room mai gaye
Maine room mai jakar arav ko phone kiya
Mai- haa aa gaya kaya
Arav - haa bhai aa gaya baki sab bhi aa gaye hai
Mai- chal room no bta
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Mai - ok mai shikha didi ko lekar aata hu toh unn dono ko bula
Phir mai shikha didi ke saath usske room mai aaya
Shikha - aakhir tuh ess gang ke picche kyu pada hai
Mai- kyuki yeh sab medicine mai drugs mila kar india mai supply kar rahe hai
Jagpreet - sir woh ttaafic ki security ki prmission mil gayi
Mai - ok jara do din phle ki dhikaahoo
Arav - do din phele ki kyu
Mene ek paper usse diya
Mai - dhekh essmai date do din phlele ki hai
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Jagpreet nai recording chalayi
32 aur 56mai khuch nahi tha
Phit hum 38 no dhekhnai lage
Nitika - ek minute back karana
.............aare yeh dhekho security wale nai ess truk ko check kyu nahi kiya
Mai- lagata hai information sahi hai jara pata karoo yeh truk kiska hai aur kab
yaha sai jaa rha hai esska loded saaman
Jagpreet nai kisis ko phone kiya
Todhi dher baad
Jagpreet - sir yeh parsoo jaayega chennai abhi yeh airport ke pass wale godam
mai hai
Mai- toh phir ho jaoo ek aur mission ke liye
Nitika tum aur arav sniper position logi aur shikha tum lead police ko lekar wha
aan par time par naa jaldi naa late aur haa mere liye koi sword laayi ho yaah
nahi
Nutika - haa arav nai kaha tha toh laaye yeh loo ussnai ek paacked bag diya
maine ussmai sai sword nikaali
Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha
Nitika - magical jo thi
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Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha
Nitika - magical jo thi
Mai - ha wo thi
Arav - ab aaage
Mai- chaloo kam par lag jaoo mai jara mil kara aata hu jaise hi sab mission
shaam ko shuru karenge
Tenno - ok
Mai wha sai sidha sona ke mom dad ke room mai aaya
S dad- sona dad
S mom - sona mom
S dad - aare aagaya etni jaldi mai yaha
Mai aage jakar unka pir chuaa
S mom - hamesha khush rahoo
Mai- meri kushi to aap ke paas hai
S mom - accha bhuta jaldi hai milane ki
Mai- aacha wo hai kaha
Smom - tulsi ke saath room mai hai
Mai sidha room mai pahucha wha par jaanu bhi thi
Mai- kaya ho raha hai gate to band kar liya karoo
Dono bhaagete hue mere gaale lag gayi
Mai- arre kaya baat hai etna payaar
Sona - tumhare payaar sai kam toh nahi aaj ettne din baad mile aur etna bada
surprise
Janu- haa aap ko pata nahi kaya hota rahaeta hai nab dhekho chot lagawate rahete
hoo
Tulsi- yeh choto ka ashar hai yeh tumhe mila
Sona - saccha kaha didi
Tbhi bhar meri nazar padi
Mai- yeh yaha kaya kar rahi hai mai bhaag kar bathroom mai bhaag gaya
Ritu - aye room service tumnai kisi ladke ko dhekha hai kaya
Room service (rs)- blue tshirt
Ritu - ha kaha hai
R s- mam wo uss room mai hai wo unke room ke gate mai koi problem ho gayi hai
abhi dhekha wahi gaye hai
Ritu room ke andar aati hai
Tulsi - gate bhar hai andar nahi
Ritu- ohh nahi wo mai wo nahi hu
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Sona - toh phir yaha.
Ritu- woh mera bhai aaaye hai yaaha Rs nai bataya
Sona - kon dev
Ritu - ha kaha hai
Sona - par usski to bhen saloni hai
Ritu - mai unki choti bhen ho
Janu- ohh tum hamari choti nanad hu
Ritu - what
Sona - mai sona aur janu dev ki gf's
Ritu - aap log sach mai majak kar rahi naa
Sona - aare nahi dev dev bhar aayo tumhari bhen aayi
Maine aawaj suni mene jaldi sai khidki kholi aur bhar nikal kar chadnai laga
Sona nai gate khola
Sona - yahi toh the kaha gaye
Ritu- accha majak kar lete ho aap log
Ritu waha sai chali gayi
Janu - yeh kaha gaye
Mai upar chadnai laga ek khidki kuli thi mai usske andar gusane ki sochi kahi
koi mujhe ass dhek lega to waat lag jayegi
Mai ussmai gus gaya
Saloni - aaahhhhhh kon hai
Mai wahi jam gaya
Saloni - dev tum mere baathroom mai kaya kar rahe ho unnhone apne upar towel
daala
Mai sorry bol kar gate sai nikal gaya aur sidha apne room mai
Mai - hat hat hat madharchod esssai accha to ritu hi dhekh leti shit shit
Mujhe bhaut gussa aa rha tha maine bed par haath mara bed ke doo tukde ho gaye
Mai apna haath dhekenai laga
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Mai- oye teri ki yeh to powers hai
Main masoom ko phone kar ke room mai bulaya
Todhi dher mai bell baji
Maine gate khola aur usaai andar laya
Masoom - yeh sab kisnai kiya
Maine uska khaddha pakada aur usse ghumane laga
Masoom- ruk jaaoo mera shir ghum rha hai
Mai- aaj mai bhaut khush hu meri powers mil gayi mujhe
Masoom - kaya sacha mai
Mai- ek minute maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya
Masoom- what's the fuck is that
Mai- i also don't know
Maine uska haath pakada aur beach par teliport ho gaya
Masoom - uhhhhhh hhuuuu
Mera toh saara dhyan bus talwar par tha
Masoom - esse asse ku gur rahe hoo
Mai- shiiiii kitani sundar hai dhekho pass sai
Masoom mujhe hilate hue -dev dev are u going mad
Mai - hat yaha sai maine ussai dhaka de diya
Aur paani ki taraf bhaad gaya
Masoom -dev ruk jaaoo ruk jaoo dev wo uth kar mere mere picche aayi aur mujhe
pakad liaya
Mai abhi bus talwar ko dhek raha tha maine uska haath pakad aur utha kar paani
mai phek diya
Masoom - ohhh maaaa. .
Wha ke sab log mujhe aur masoom aur meri talwar ko kaafi dher sai ghur tahi
the
Udhar sona
Sona - ahhhhhh maaa didi baachoo
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Tulsi - kaya hua sona bhen kaya hua
Sona - mera sir fat rha hai
Nitika /shika /arav /jagpreet /masoom - aahhahaha maaa mera sirr koi bacchaooo
Mai samundar ke andar jaa raha tah mera sharir baada ho raha tha
Janu- sona ko kaya hoo raha hai mai dev ko phone karti hu
Todhi dher baad
Tulsi - jaldi kat esske muh naak sai khoon aa raha hai
Janu - phone nahi utha rahe hai
Janu bhaag kar nicche aayi log yaha wha bhaag rahe the
Janu - kaya hau hai
Adami - eshara beach ki tataf karatae hue devil devil
Janu bhaag kad wha pahuchi toh usnai mujhe dhekha aur phir masoom ko
Masoom- janu help please help
Janu uska shir apni god mai rakaha - kisnai kiaya aut dev ko kaya hua hai
Masoom - uski talwar Uski talwar
Janu meri taraf dheknai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dhekha uskiiiiii
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Masoom - uski talwar Uski talwar
Janu mero taraf dhelknai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dhekha uskiiiiii
Usskii aakhe ekadum kaali pad gayi wo meri taraf aane lagi
Mai kaafi dhur aa gaya tha par pata nahi kyu talwar sai mera dhyaan hi nahi hat
rhaa tha
Janu ana haath jhataka uske haath mai ek talwar aa gayi
Uski body bhi baadhi ho gayi thi
Ussnai bhaag kar mere piche war kiya
Maine jhatt sai talwar piche peth par kar li
Maine ghum kar ek chakkar lagaya aur usske picche aa gaya aur usske baal pakde
aur guma kar phekh diya
Woh ek chote sau island par giri wo pura do tukade mai tut gaya
(Note :humari body kaafi badi thi etni badi par paaki sab thik
)
Ussnai apni talwar ko pakada aur uth kar mere pass aayi
Maine usski garadan par talwar ghuma di
Wo nicche jhuk aur haath jamin par paaani ke andar teka aur laat mere shir par
maari
Mai do baar uchal kar picche gir gaya
Usani apni talwar meri taraf phek di wo usske baalo mai mai badal gayi aur meri
garadan kas li
Mai- uuhhhhuhbhhhhh aahhaaauuuuu
Maine talwar assaman ki aur ki meri talwar mai lighting aane lagi maine uski
taraf kar di ek tezz bijali uske pet mai lagi
Wo dur uchal gayi uske baal mere gaale sai nikale maine apna gaala pakadnai ke
liye apna gaala pakada to talwar haath sai chuuti
Maera dyaan bhang hua maine saamne dhekha maine panni hi race laga di aur usse
girnae sai phele usse apni god mai le liya
Mai- janu janu uthoo janu
Janu ki aakhe band thi mai usse tute hue island par lekar gaya wha jaate jaate
meri body bhi normal honne lagi
Mai ussi lita diya
Mai - please uth jaaooo hey bhagawan kya karawa diya mujhesai
Mai mouth to mouth vantilation dene laga
Usski chaati daabane laga
Janu- uhhhuuhhuuuhuhu kaahahahhahakaha
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Maine usse gale laga liya
Mai- tumani toh dara hi diya kaya jarurat thi mujhsai ladanai ki haa
Janu khuch boli nahi
Mai uska face dhekha
Mai- khuch toh bolo naa
Janu nai mujhe kas ke pakad liya
Wo kaapane lagi
Main apni aakhe band ki aur masoom ke room mai aa gaya kyuki mera to bed tut gaya
tha
Janu - dev mijhe dar lag rha hai
Mai- lagata hai tum par meri tarah shakitya haawi hoo gayi thi tum yahi leto mai
aata hu
Mai usse kambal diya aur masoom ke pass aaya wo abhi bhi behosh thi panni maine
usse bhi uthaya aur room mai lekar aa gaya
Dono ka sharir ekdum thakdha tha
Mai- abe ekne kapde toh badale hi nahi
Mai masoom ke kapade nikale phir janu ke janu phir behosh ho gayi thi
Maine heater onn kar diya aur saari khidaki band kar di aur dono ke beech mai
let gaya
Maine bhi apne kapade nikal diye the karib 1:30 ghante baad dono nai aakhe
kholi
Mai- bhaagawaan ka shukar hai tum dono thik hoo
Janu- kaya hua tha mujhe
Masoom - tum dono lad kyu rahe the waha
Mai - baby sorry maine tumhe hurt kiya
Masoom- tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar sakete wo to khuch aur hi tum jaise tum
the hi nahi
Mai - saaayad powers meri upar haawi ho gayi thi aur ess par bhi lagata hai
kaali shatiya aa gayi thi eska pura sharir badal gaya thaa aakkhe kaali pad gayi
thi
Janu- par tumnai toh shaktiya nikal di thi naa meri
Mai- ess baare mai nahi pata mujhe par masoom tumhe kaya hua tha
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Janu- aare mai toh baatana hi bhul gayi sona ki body sai bhi khoon nikal rhaa
tha
Mai-:jab tak mera khoon unnke andar hai usai khuch nahi hoga
Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai mere kapde nikal diye purre
Janu nai apne sharir par haath rakaha- mere bhi
Mai - kaya karata tum dono kaap jo rahi thi kyu galat kiya
Dono - nahi par saharam aa rahi hai
Dono nai shir mere seene par rakh diya maine ek haath masoom aur dusra hath janu
ke khandhe par rakaha aur dono ke shir par kiss kar ke aakhe band kar li
Udhar sab ko mere baare mai pata chal gaya tha kayi tv channels par telecast ho
rahi thi fight
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Yeh dhekiye aaj aap sochame par majbur ho jaayenge ki kaya aap hi hi duniya mai
akle nahi hai halaki buri video nahi mil paayi hai par jinta bhi mila hai
achbhit karanai wala hai
Maa- mera beta hai kaha abhi aur yeh sab
Dad - challoo usske room mai
Wo dono bhar nikale to sab unke room ke bhaat the
C chachi- aap logo nai news dhekhi
Sb - ha dhekhi
Sab mere gate par akar nock karane lage
Mera aur masoom ka room pass mai tha toh mujje aawaj aa gayi
Mai -Tum dono yahi leti rahoo
Maine kapde phene aur apne room mai aakar gate khola
Maa- dev beta tuh thik to hai naa
Mai- haa maa aap sab yaha
Dad - yahi baate karega ya andar aane dega
Mai- dad aapke room mai chale
Mera bed tut gaya hai
Dad - bed tut gaya matlab
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Mai - chaloo toh shi baad mai phucha
Sab unke room mai aaye
B chacha - yeh sab kaya hai dev unhone news ki taraf esahara kiya
Mai - pata nahi kon hai
Maa- yeh tuh nahi kaya
Mai- aap sabka dimag kharab ho gaya hai bhala yeh mai kaise ho sakata hu
Saloni- toh yeh janu yaha kaise aayi
Maa- kon janu
Saolni-maa jo ess sai lad rahi
Saloni didi ko dhekh kar mujhe wo bathroom ka scence yaad aaya mene apna dyaan
hataya
Mai- aap sab ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai yeh hoga koi mujhe nahi pata esske
baare mai
Saloni didi khuch bolane wali thi maine unka muh band kar diya aur ek aakh marri
- bus aur khuch nahi chup ho jaaye
C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum
Mai- aare ess duniya mai bhut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete hai naa saaayad
yeh bhi ho
Dad - chal thik hai
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C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum
Mai- aare ess duniya mai bhut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete दोhai naa saaayad
yeh bhi ho
Dad - chal thik hai
Mai - ab mai chalata hu
Ritu - challoo na bhai ghumane chalate hai
Mai- todha saa thak gaya hua kal change pakka tab tak tum log maje karo
Mai wha sai sidha sona ke pass aaya
Waha par
Sdad - beta tuh thik toh hai naa
Mai- haa sona kaisi hai
Smom- thik hai ab utha du kaya
Mai- nahi usse aram kanai do mai aatta hu
Mai unn charo ke pass gaya
Arav - bhai yeh sab kaya tha janu aur tuh aur janu kaise hai
Mai- wo thik hai yaar wo sab chodo tum sab thik toh ho naa
Nitika - haa agar tumhara blood humare andar naa hota toh saayad bachete naa
Mai- agar blood na hota toh saayad hota nahi
Shikaha -chal chhod khuch hua toh nahi naa
Mai- accha toh tum sab taayar ho naa
Jagpreet -kaise ho aap etna bada hadasa hua aur aap ko jaise koi farak nahi pad
rha
Mai- agar maine enn sab ke baare mai socha toh saayad mai sochete sochete hi mar
jaunga mujhe lagata hai mera naam dev rajput nahi dev ek hadasa hona caahiye
Arav - sacch bhai jinti tro lagi hai utnne mai log pagal ho jata
Mai- toh majak udha raha hai
Arav- abe chill kar tere toh maje
Hai
Mai - chup kar saale ek ki baat dusre sai karu to tisri jalati hai tisari sai
milu toh chouti aur ussko yaad karu to ghar waale
Shikha - sab thik hoga chaloo phrle kaam pura karaete hai
Maine arav ki laayi talwar utha li
Mai- tum apne kaam pat laoo mai apne kaam par
Phir hum sab godam ke todhi dur pahuch gaye
Maine dress change ki
Mai - tum dono apni postion loo aur shkiha tum nikaloo
Jagpreet tum yahi dhayan rakhna camere sai
Mai andar gaaya
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Gate keeper - aaye kaha jaa rahe hoo
Mai-mai woh godam ke uss saide ek pipe hai jismai saayad lekeage hai wahi check
karana hai
Gatekeepeer - ohh aacha jaaoo par edhar udhar ghumana nahi
Mai - ha ha thik hai
Mai andar gaya godam par etni kam security khuch aajeeb hai
Are mai bhul gaya mai toh gayab ab ho sakta hu
Maine aakhe band ki aur gayab ho gaya aur truck ke pass phucha
Mai - yaha bhi bhencode koi nahi hai yeh maamala kaya hai
Maine truk khola
Ussmai ek paper rakaha tha
Aur likha tha
"Jokers will die "
Mai sidha car mai aaya
Jagpreet - kaya hua asse kyu aaye
Maine phone liya aur shikha aur sab ko buala liya aur hotel pahucha
Mai- sach sach baatoo kis kis ko baataya hai tumnai ki hum yaha hai
Nitika - dad ko pata hai aur marcus sai base par khuch officers hai
Maine khich kar ek taappad mara wo neeche gir gaayi
Mai- - you stupid
Shikha nai usse uthaya - pagal ho gaye hoo kaya
Mai- kiss nai kaha tha waha par baatane ko ha
Nitika - meri koi galati nahi hai dad nai hi bata diya tha
Mai - beth gaya
Uske gaal par mere haathoo ke nishan chap gaye the
Arav -:bhai waha hua kaya tha
Maine wo paper usse diya
Arav- esska matalb koi hai jo hum par nazar rakh raha hai
Mai - japreet jara bug detector denna
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Jagpreet nai bag sai nikal kar diya maine edhar udhar check karne laga
Wo ek jagah jakat beep hua
Mai- saala raw hai yah bachoo ki egency tum sab etna dayaan nahi rakh saakete
tum sab best agent ho aur tumharevm hi rooms mai bug hai aur tum sabkoo pata bhi
nahi
Maine bug tv tod kar nikala aur use muh ke pass laya - sunn be bachodi ks keede
jokers ko tuh to kaya tera baap bhi nahi mar sakata yeh chup kaya sun raha hai
dum hai too anana kabhi maidan mai bina teel lagaye marunga samajha
Maine usse tod diya
Arav - yaar aaj tera guasa khudh jada nahi ho raha hai
Mai- oye chup kar tera senior hu samjaha naa saaloo ek kaam nahi hota aur baate
karwa loo aur tum kaya roo rahi hoo haa
Kaya yaah beauty conest mai aayi thi ki sabko baatana chaati thi
Maine muh baanate hue - ohhh hum hai naa drugs mafia ko pakadnai jaa rahe hai
yaha aane ka pura makasad kaharab kar diya
Arav - bhai aaab jada ho rha hai yeh
Mai - toh kaya karu mai haa bol
Ussnai paani ki bottle di
Arav - paani pi aur coll ho
Maine bottle li aur khidki ke pass jakar paanii pine laga
Todhi dher baad wo teeno jaane lagi
Mai- nitika ek minute rukana
Nitika - nahi mai aur jaalel nahi hona caahati
Maine arav ko esshara kiya wo unn dono ko bhar le gaya aur gate band kar diya
Mai- sorry nitika woh mujhe khuch gussa jada aa gaya tha
Nitika - aap humare boss hai caahe maare yaha gaali de
Mai- please aase aate mat karo
Maine usse bed par bethya aur usske pass beth gaya
Mai- dhekho tum jaanti ho naa mai todha angry jaldi ho jata hu bus aaj khuch
jada hi hoo gaya
Nitika - par maarnai sai kaya mila
Mai- tum mujhe maar lo hisab barabar ok
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Nitika - nahi woh to mai aase hi kah rahi thi
Mai- dheekho mere liye koi galat baat mat rakahana man mai
Nitika - thik hai
Mai utha aur jaane laga
Acchank usske picche sai akkar pakad liya
Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi ho
Nitika - galat baat nahi soch sakati toh acchi baat toh soch sakati hu naa
Maine usska haath chudaya
Mai- tum galat bande sai lift maang rahi ho yaha puri gaadi full hai
Nitika - mai bus todha saa payaar chaati hu tumsi bus aur khuch bhi nahi
Mai- mai tum sab mere picche kyu padi rahati hoo mai akele ladaka nahi hu yaha
arav bhi to hai
Nitika - kaya samjahte hoo mujhe mai uss type ki nahi hu
Mai- galat mat socho par koi aur kyu nahi mai kyu
Nitika - tumhare care karnai ki adda mujhe bahut pasand aur kisi ke liye bhi
apni jaan daaw par laga dete hoo bina kuch soche
Arav gate khol kar andar aaya - ho gayu baat puri
Mai - haa chal mai chalata hu aur tum yeh sab apne dimag sai nikal doo
Arav - kaya sab
Mai- khuch nahi yahi ki mere baare mai galat naa soche
Nitika - mai toh aaccha soch rahi hu
Mai- woh bhi nahi samjhi
Arav - galat toh thik par accha kyu nahi
Mai - tuh socchata rah mak chala
Mai wha sai sidha masoom ke room maai aaya
Janu- aa gaye ettni dher kaha the
Mai- khuch jaruri kaam tha bus
Masoom - ek baat kahu
Mai - ba bolo kaya baat hai
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Masoom - tum mujhe egnor kar rahe ho naa
Mai usske pass gaya -:kaya baat hai sona tum asee kyu bol rahi ho mai aur tumhe
egnor
Masoom - aur nahi toh kaya mujhesai sahi sai baat bhi nahi ki akhir kya kasur
hai mera yahi ki mai bhaut payaar karati hu tumsai
Mai- please aaisa mat kahoo na
Masoom - jab bhi koi jaruri baat hoti hai toh tum bula lets hoo par mere sath
butane ke liye tumhare pass whakht hi nahi hai
Janu- haa masoom tum sach kah rahi maine notice kiya hai todha aajjeb sa bheav
kar rahe hai jab sai uss raat vapas ayee hai
Masoom - mai dev ko agar ek baar kiss naah karu toh wo chain nahi leta tha par
abb pata nahi kaya ho gaya hai kaya
Janu- kaya ab apaka hum tenno mai interset nahi rah gaya
Mai- nahi to ais........ek minute teeno kaya sona yahi hai
Sona bathroom sai aayi
Maine usse gaale laga liya
Mai - tum thik toh ho naa
Sona - tum yaha kaam karnai aaye ho aur hum soche ki humme ghumane laaye ho
Mai- sunno to tum teeno yeh sab kaya soch rahi
Sona - shii soch rahe hai aakhir tum uss din sai etna katraa kyu rahe ho humsai
phele jab tum gaale lagete the tab aisa lagata tha ki sukun mil raha hai par
abbbjaise kuch aajeeb saa feel hota jaise tum humsai chutana chaate hoo
Mai- hey bhagawan tum teeno kyu chad rahi hoo khuch toh raham karoo
Sona nai mere ceene par gussa mara
Mai- abb yeh kis khushi mai
Sona- hum yaha apne baare mai baate kar rahe hai tum uss nitika ke baare mai
soch rahe ho
Meri hasi chut gayii
Mai -tumnai mera man padh liya hai to pata chal gaya hoga maine kaya bola usse
Janu- aap baatoo ko ghumaoo mat aur sach bataaaye
Mai- accha thik hai masoom uss din maine tumhe pura sach nahi baataya tha
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Masoom-matalab
Mai- uss din mera sharir ussi rajaya mai rah gaya tha yeh shirf ek annsh hai
kyuki wha sai mera sharir nahi aa sakata tha
Teeno wahi beth gayi
Unnke aakho mai asshu aa gaye
Mai unke pass betha - tum log roo kyu rahe ho ess liye naa ki maine tum log sai
apne ansh ko milaya
Sona - aaisa nahi hai aap nai hume ess kabil nahi samjaha ki aap hume apna dhukh
bata saake
Janu- haa aur aapka ansh ho yaa khuch bhiv hume toh aap sai jude har cheej sai
payaar hai
Mai- kaya mai tum sabke payaar ke kabil bhi huuu yaa nahi
Masoom - aap Mummi jii ki baatoo sai dhukhi hoo
Mai- aur nahi kaya unka kaya bus faisala sunna diya mai unnke Faisale ke liye
enn dono sai bewafaai nahi karunga
Who dono mere gale lag gayi
Janu-aapka payaar paakar hum dono bhaut khush hai
Mai- accha ab chalo sote hai raat ho gayi hai
Massoom- haa thik kah rahe ho
Mai- par pahle Mera muh meetha
Massoom-sharam karoo kuchh too
Mai-ess saharam ki vajah sai baar baar payasa rah jata hu
Janu-mai paani lakar duh
Mai- ruk panni ki baachi
Mai usse pakadkar bed par khud gaya
Mai-ab kaha jaayegi
Usnai mera shir pakada aur kiss karnai lagi
Toshi dher baad hum haate
Mai - dhekho Masoom esse khate hai assali gf ekdum fastforward
Masoom-jada mat bolo phele shaadi
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Mai- mai toh janu sai karunga yeh mast hai
Sona- dhekho toh kitani aag lagi hai
Mai - aur nahi toh kaya
Sona-toh bhuja loo
Mai-saccha mai
Janu hat gayi
Mai-tumhe kaya hua
Janu-mai nahi mai nahi
Maine muuh niche latkaa liya
Masoom mera face upar kar ke -bura laga kaya hum toh hua majak kar rahe the
Maine khuch nahi bola
Masoom pichhe ho gayi maine muh upper nahi kiya
Masoom -loh kar looh jo karana hai
Maine upar dekha
Mai - aare pagalo yeh t shirt kyu utari
Janu- kyu ab kaya hua mita loo apani aag
Mai-tum sabb naa yeh dialogs band karoo aisa lag raha hai jaise mai jabardasti
maang rha hu
Woh phir khuch bolane wali thi
Mai -chup ekdum chup aur aayo yaha sote hai
Woh tenno mere paas let gayi mai bhi unko bhaoo mai bhar ke soo gaya
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Subah meri need khuli wo tinno wha nahi thi
Mai uth kar ke bathroom mai janne laga par gate band tha
Mai baby tum ho kaya
Masoom ha mai hui
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Mai baby gate kholo naa mujhe nahana hai
Masoom phelel mai to naha lo
Mai tumhare sath hi toh nahana hai
Masoom chup chap nasta order karoo mai aap rahi hu
Maine nasta managaya
Wo bhar aayi
Usske baal ekdum bige huethe wo mere pass aakar tea ka chup uthane lagi
Masoom - asse kaya ghur rahe ho kabhi dhekha nahi hai kaya
Mai - dhekha toh bahut par een bhige baalo mai phele baar
Masoom - kaya baat hai aaj bada payaar aa rha hai
Mai uth kar bathroom mai chala gaya
Masoom - arre baba kata hua
Maine shower chala diya aur nahane laga usse khuch bola par meine ansuna kar
diya
Toshi dher baad mai bhar aaya woh wahi khadi thi
Masoom - kaya hua hai tumhe ekdum sai
Mai-yaar payaar karu to toh problem na karu toh problem
Woh mere karib aa gayi
Masoom - mere baabu ko payaar karana hai
Mai- huuuuu.......
Usnai mere seene par hath rakha aur apane hoth mere hotho sai jod diya
Maine uske baal apne hatho mai le liye
Hume dono ki aakhe band ho gayi maine uski kamr pakad kar utha liya aur chumane
laga ,...........
Riccha - uuuhhuuuu
Masoom ki aakhe khul gayi par mai toh sab khuch bhul kar bus usske hotho ko chus
raha tha
Masoom nai mera face pakad kar dur kiya
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Meri bhi aakhe khul gayi
Masoom chhut kar pichhe chali gayi
Koi khuch bol nahi raha tha
Riccha ungliyoo sai naa jane kaya kar rahi thi
Ahir
Mai- haa koi baat thi kaya
Riccha -
Mai- aare bolo bhi khuch
Riccha - haa maa nai bulaya hai
Mai thik bol kar wha sai maa ke pass aaya
Mai- ha maa kaya hua
Maa- aa gaya tuh enn sab nai meri jann kah rahkhi hai ki shopping par janna
hai
Mai- toh kaya hua le jata hu sabko
Ritu - hum ready hai
Mai- mai atta hu aur joh tayaar nahi hua hai woh bhi ho jaoo
Phir mai vapas apne room mai aaya apne kapde lene
Mai- abe saare kapde kaha gaye
Mai Masoom ke room mai aaya
Mai- baby mere kapde kaha gaye
Masoom-arre tumhare room ki service honi thi toh saare saman yahi hai
Mai- thik hai accha kiya
Riccha - wo reception wale aapko bula rahe the room ki haalata ke liye
Mai- abe etna saa kaam bhi tum nahi kar sakti aur biwi banati hoo
Dono ek sath - kyu nahi
Dono hasnai lagi
Mai- accha niche jaoo aaur tyaar ho jaoo shopping par jana hai
Riccha ok bol kar chali gayi
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Mai- woh dono kaha hai
Masoom- apne room mai hogi
Mai - mai cars ka intazaam karata hu tum sab ko tayaar kara loo aur haa woh
tumhari dost hai jo achank mil gayi hai samjahi
Masoom-- kyu maa sai dar lag rahe hoo।
Mai - nahi woh to bus order deti hai par meri bhene toh meri jaan kaah jayengi
Masoom
Mai usske baad chaar cars book ki aur chal pada apni family aur gf ke sath
ghumane
Mai aur Masoom ,riccha ek car mai the kyuki maa ka aadesh joh tha
Masoom- babu toh kab jaaooge apni body lene
Richha - kaya
Mai - kar diya na kabada
Riccha - aapki body
Mai- kaya aap laga rha hai ho mujhesai badi aur
Masoom - yeh baat galat hai babu aase kisi ki feeling ko samjah nahi sakte toh
aisa bhi nahi karana
Riccha - sahi hi toh hai mai ek galati hi toh hu
Mai(man mai )-kaya musibat hai
Mai- aare tum toh bura kyu maan rahi ho ab kaya tum par gussa na ho sakta
Par pta nahi kyu riccha sai baat karnai mai mujhe koi interest nahi tha
Riccha - nahi aapka hi toh hak hai mujhe par
Mai(man mai)- ghanata teri vajah sai Komal chhod gayi baat karati
Riccha - kaya hua aap bataye na kaisi body
Mai- toh sunno mere andar supernatural powers hai aur kal joh news mai tha woh
mai hi tha
Riccha -
Mai- haa aur joke naa bhi toh suna hoga woh bhi mai huuu
Riccha ka muh band ho hi nahi raha tha
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Mai- meri body ek rajaya mai ked hai aur yeh mere body ka ansh hai bus
Riccha - yeh bus hai mujhe yakin nahi ho raha
Masoom- ki aase powers hoti hai
Riccha - nahi kal jab tv dhrkeha tab hi bharam dur ho gaya taah
Mujhe toh yaakin nahi ho raha mai ek superhero ki wife huuu
Meri hassi chhut gayi
Masoom -kaya hau
Mai- aaye yeh superhero ki diwani hai ennke room mai bus superheroes aur black
widow ki photo milegi Akash ki kayi baar dhulayi hu hai
Riccha - yeh aap mujhe bado ki taram een aap mat bolo bus tum sai buloo
Mai - ok ok fine
Usnai mere haath pakad aur kiss kar diya haath par
Mai- yeh kaya
Riccha - aaj mera sapana sach ho gaya ek superhero sai shaadi karnai ka
Mai- kaya shaadi karnai kaa
Riccha - aur kayaa
Mai- aagar tumhe bhi powers mil jaye toh
Riccha - ohh my God ohh my God kaya aisa ho sakta hai
Masoom - kaya soch rahe ho
Mai- jab ek mantra sai janu ko powers de sakta hun toh esse kyu nahi aab esski
life bhi toh mujhesai jud gayi hai par
Riccha - par kaya
Mai- pata nahi kyu tumko dhek kar ke wife wali feeling nahi aati saayad phele
bhen manata tha ess liye
Riccha muh niche kar ke bethi rahi
Acchaanak usse Masoom ko pichhe kiya aur aur mere upar chad kar kiss karnai
lagi
Mai ho harain hi rah gaya .
Par essa wilde kiss tha ki bata nahi sakta tha
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Woh etna tezz chus rahi thi jaise kaah jayegi
Maera haath uske jhaang par chala gaya woh aur tezz sai mere hoth chusane
kataane lagi maine usski jhaangho ko daba diya
Masoom- aahhhhhhhh..aaare yeh toh Masoom ki jhaange hai
Mai khich kar riccha ko alag kar diya
Mai - what happened to u...........
Usnai phir sai shuru kar diya kiss
Uski body jaise jal rahi thi maine usse khich kar alag kiya
Woh lambi lambi saase lene lagi
Masoom-tum thik toh ho naa
Richaa todhi dher baad - huuuuu
Masoom- hua kaya tha
Riccha - bus eenhe batana chaahti thi mai bhi ennki wife huuu
Mai- wife nahi
Riccha - kyu
Mai- wlide wife saach mai wlide
Woh blush karnai lagi
Mai- wakiye aisa toh kise nahi nahi kiya best u r best mai bus bak bak kar raha
tha udhar Masoom gusse mai jal rahi thi
Humari caar ruki phir hum sab mall mai gaye
Ritu - bhai mujhe phone lenaa hai
Mai- chaloo sabko dilwata hu
Maa - sabko
Mai- kyu kaya hua
Dad - loh mera card lete jaoo
Mai- papa bus bhi karoo aap apni dream girl ko sambhaloo mai ennke liye kaafi hu
Mai- chal hat badmas
Neha -chaloo na bhai
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Mai sabkoo lekar shop par gaya
Ritu - bhai yeh wala dilaoge kaya
Mai- kyu tujhe pasand nahi hai kaya
Ritu - kisko pasand nahi hai
Salesgirl - kaya madad karu sir
Mai- ohh indian ho aap
Salesgirl - haa aap logo ko toh dhekh kar pata chal kyuki family lekar joh hai
Mai- haa woh toh hai haaaa toh miss
Salesgirl- nidhi
Mai- ji nidhi ji enn sabko iphone X de do
Nidhi -kiso
Mai - sabko
Uska muh khul gaya
Mai- kaya hua
Usse phele
Neha - hum sabko bhai
Mai- aur nahi toh kaya maa waran phir wahi bekar ka baahasan shuru kar dengi
baat hi toh karani hai
Mai- aur aap nidhi ji apna kaam kariye
Nidhi - sure
Sabnai ek hi phone
Maine card sai pay kiya
Phir aur bhi shopping ki janu aur sona ko bhi saaman dilawaya
Phir mai sona aur janu ko lekar bahar aaya
Janu- kitne aache hoo tum hamare liye time nikal liya।
Mai- kyu na nikaloo etnai hot gf 's har kisi koh nahi milati
Mai unko lekar ek restro mai lekar gaya Masoom ko samjha kar gaya ki sambhal
le
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Hum teeno waha baate karnai lage aur khuch khaane lage
Janu- jaan woh ladak hume aase ghur kyu raha hai
Mai- sona jara man padana
Sona - nahi padh paa rahi hu
Mai- aajeeb hai mera padh leti hoo uska kyu nahi
Phir mai teeno ko bahaar lekar aaya woh ladka bhi hamare pichhe aaya
Mai- tum sahi kah rahi ho yeh hamara piccha kar raha hai
Woh bilkul mere pass gaya
Mai- kaya baat hai bhai kyu piccha kar rahe ho
Ladaka - khudh ko mere hawale kar do tum dono bus
Mai- bhai yeh toh honna mushkil hai
Ladaka - mere liye khuch bhi mushkil nahi hai
Mai - toh mujhe kaya baaccha samjha hai
Ladaka - haa mere liye toh tum dono bacche hi hoo
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NOT LONG BUT QUALITY UPDATE
Chhota ess liye taaki agale update ka flow rahe
Mai - bhai yaar tum naa toh koi gunde lagate ho aur naa hi galat aadami par tum
yeh sab kaah kyu rahe ho
Ladaka - tum nai kal dharati par hadkamp maachaya hai
Mai- tumhe kaise pata ki hum dono Hi hai
Ladaka - koi mujhase nahi chup sakta hai
Janu- eeye mr ab jada ho raha hai
Mai- jaanu 2 min chup raho
Ladaka - tum chaoo ya naa mai tumko lekar hi jaunga
Mai- yaar mai aram sai baat kar raha hu aur tum
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Mai etna hi bola ki ussnai ek light sona aur janu par chodhi
Woh dono behosh ho gayi
Mujhe gussa aaya gaya mai usse maranai ko haath uthaya ki ussnai ek ghusa mara
aur mai behosh ho gaya
Jab aakhe khuli toh mai aase jagah par tha ki mujhe yaakin nahi ho raha tha
Mai- jaanu jannu uthoo sona baby utho naa
Hum ek jail jaise kisi mai ked the
Sipahi - oye halaa kyu kar raha hai chup chaap beth
Mai- saalo tum sabko zinda nahi choduna mai
Tabhi woh ladaka aaya
Sunhari - paranaam maharaj
Yeh toh raja lag raha hai par yeh hume yaha kyu laaya hai
Ladaka - yah sai nikale ki sochana bhi mat
Mai - tum kayu caahate ho ki mai tumko mar do
Ladaka - etna aashan nahi tum yah sai nikal hi nahi paayoge
Mai uth kar gate ko laat mari par mai dhur jakar gir gaya mai phir utha phir
mara phir dur gira mai kaafi dher tak massakat karta rha par koi fark nahi maine
gaayab hone ki bhi kosis ki par bekar
Lakada - khuch nahi kar paayoge tum
Mai bahut tahk gaya
Mai- bhai toh joh bhi hai aam inssan toh nahi par meri enn masumoo ko kyu yaha
rakaha hai
Ladaka kuch soch mai pad gaya
Ladaka- yaar tum galat inssan nahi lag rahe phir tumnai kal kyu kiya woh sab
Mai - woh mujhe nahi pata bus khuch shaktiya mili hai mujhe
Ladaka nai ek haath badaya aur sona aur jaanu jaayab ho gayi
Ladaka - ennka khayal rakhunga par tumhe khula nahi chodunga tum par abhi
bharosa nahi hai
Mai- agar tunne enn dono ko chua bhi toh mai tujhe aasi mout dunga ki tuh soch
naa paayega
Woh gayab ho gaya
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Mai- ruk ja ruk kaha gaya meri janu sona
Aaj peheli baar bilkul ashhayaye mahsus kar raha tha
Meri aankho mai aashu aa gaye
Udhar
Sona aur janu ki aakhe khuli
Janu/sona - dev dev kaha hai humare dev
Ladaki1-aap aaram kare woh thik par bandigarah mai hai abhi
Sona - bandigarah kon ho tum log aaur hum kaha hai
Ladaki2- mera naam Preet hai aur enka naam sanju aap saant rahe
Janu- par aap log ho kon
Idhar mera haal bura tha par mujhe gussa bhi aaya rha tha
Mai- ab joh mai nahi karana caaah raha hu wahi karana hoga
Maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya ek tezz roshani ke saath talwar aa gayi
Maine usske tezz sai uper kiya aur usse gamin mai gaadh diya
Puri jamin mai bijali dodani lagi mai jis room mai tha woh blast ho gaya
Bahut saare sipahi mere pass aane lage
Mai - mere pass enn sab sai bhidanai ka whakt nahi hai
Mai sona ko yaad kar ke aakhe band kar li aur mai unke pass par toawar ki vajah
sai mera control kho raha
Janu/masoom-- dev
Preet/sanju- aaahhhhh yeh yaha kaise
Janu sona mere gaale lag gayi maine unhen hataya aur talawar unnki taraf kar
diya
Tabhi gate khula
Ladaka- saale tere ettne himmat
Wo tezzi sai meri taraf aaya uski speed tezz thi hume dono diwali todate hue
udate hue dur gire ek madan mai
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Wha par kaafi log
Humare girate hi sab jhuk ke beth gaye
Uss ladake nai uth kar haath uthaya to sab khade ho gaye
Ladaka - teri himmat kaise hui mm meri biwi par haathiyaar uthaane ki aur tuh
bharat kaise aaya
Mai- mujhe rokana tere bus ka nahi hai
Ladaka - yeh to whakt baatayaga
Usnai hath uthaya ek talwar aa gayi usske pass
Woh bhaag kar mere pass aaya aur talwar sai mere upar war kar diya maine usske
jaise hi roka ek tezz roshani nikali aur wha par joh log the wo dard sai
chillane lage
Uss ladake nai jhaat sai apni talawar hata li
Mo bhaag kar khuch roshani apne haath sai logo par chhodanai laga
Par talwar ki shati ab mujhe pareshan nahi kar rhai thi mai utha
Woh ladaka aaya aur ek laat mujhe jad di mujhpar aag chod di par maine talwar
sai usske roka to pass ke gharon ke upar aag lag gayi
Woh ladaka thoda pareshan hua par ussnai aag bujha di
Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa
Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab wo aaya to meri faat ke chaar
ho gayi
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Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa
Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab wo aaya to meri faat ke chaar
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Mai - daa.....ragon bhi hote hai kaya
Ussnai puch sai mujhe maaara mai dhur giya jhaat sai utha aur bhaag kar ek ghusa
usse mara par gol chakkar kah kar todhi dhur gira
Woh utha aur mujhe apne muh mai bharanai wala tha ki mai hath gaya par ussnai
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puch (tail)sai phir waar kiya
Mai- aaaahahah maaa
Usski puch mai kaate jaise pata nahi kaha sai aa gaye wo meri pith gus gaye
Ussnai mujhe upar uchhal diya
Mai hawa mai meri talwar niche ki taraf jhuk gayi
Wo mere hath sai chhut gayi
Ladaka - shaabash ravi
Jaise hi meri talwar gamin par giri etani tezz roshani nikali ki sabki aakhe
band ho gay mujhe aur uss ladake ko chod kar mai dhaddam sai nicche gira maine
dekha ki uss roshani mai sai ek
Sher nikal raha tha
Mere saath woh ladaka bhi heran tha
Tabhi dragon nai ek tezz neele rang ki bejali jaise khuch sher par fenki
Par usske pahunchane sai phele hi sher nai ek gola uski taraf chod diya
Woh laudakata hua dhur jaa gira aur behosh ho gaya
Ladaka - bus bahut hoo gaya ab
Mai apni talwar utha li
Ussnai talwar mere taraf fenki usse eetni jaldi fheka tha ki mai sambhal nahi
paya aur sher pata nahi kaha gayab ho gaya
Wo talwar seedha mere pet ke aara par ho gayi speed etni tezz thi ki mai talwar
sahit ek ped mai tang gaya
Woh mere pass aa raha tha
Maine khich kar woh kalwar nikal di par meera bahut khoon nikal gaya tha malujhe
khuch dhudla dhikayi dene laga
Maine war ke liye haath uthaya toh wahi ki tabhi koi ladaki chilayi aur mai
behosh ho gaya
(Just a special appearance )
Preet (veer wife )- ruk jaoo veer
Veer (ladaka)- kaya baat hai
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Janu- aap galat samjah rahe hai humme
Veer- par essnai Preet par talwar kyu kar rakhi thi
Sona nai aakar mera sir apani god mai rakha
Sona - woh bus dar raha tha ki kahi yeh hamme khuch kare naaa. Par aap gusse mai
khuch sunne bina usse wha sai yaha le aaye
Veer- rukoo mai thik karata hui
Haaalaki mera ghaav bhar jagata par dheer par ussnai khuch kiya ki mera ghav
ekdum bhar gaya ussnai mere maath par haath rakaha
Mujhe dheere dheere hosh aaya
Maine dhekha ki sona mere shir aur jaanu per ko pakad kar bethi hai
Sona ke aashu mere gaalo par girane lage
Mai- kyu roo rahi hoo tum thik toh ho naa
Veer- mujhe maaf karana bhai galafamily mai yeh sab ho gaya
Preet - haa hum toh bus enka dayan rakh rahe the
Mai- mai bhi maafi caahunga par aap ho kon aur yeh jagah kon sai hai
Veer- yeh mera plant hai "MORGAN"AUR mai yaha ka raja hu
Mai uth kar khadha ho gaya
Mai- bhai kaya mai ghat jaa sakata hu
Veer- mujhe samjah mai nahi aa rha ki tum log sahi ho yaa gaalt kal tum dono hi
lad rahe the aur aaj saath saath
Preet - phele andar toh le chale yaha baat karana thik nahi hai
Veer- yahi thik rahega challoo
Hum sab andar aaye khuch kaahya piya aur fir
Veer- haa toh ab batao
Mai -baat yeh hai ki
Veer- ohh toh yeh baat hai
Mai -ha yehi sab sab hua tha
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Veer - khuch bhi kaho taakatwar ho bhai par apni shaktiyoo kaa istaemaal sahi
sai jaante nahi hoo tum abhi
Mai- woh yoh hai par aaj lag raha hai ki mujhe jannana padega
Veer - maine kaafi shaktiyoo ko dhekha hai par tumhari aalag hai maine tum par
war kiya toh tumnai apni talwar sai roka tha toh meri planet ka nukasaan hua yeh
to jab hoo sakata hai jab mai kiss acchi yaa deviye shakti par war karu
Mai -kaya tum bata sakete hoo ki yeh sab mijhe kaha sai mila hai
Veer nai mere shirt kholi aur mere senne par khuch diamond jaisa rakha aur aakhe
band kar li
Todhi der baad usnai aakhe kholi aur phiche hat gaya
Mai -kya haua bhai
Verr - pata lagane wala hi tha ki
Mai - haa ruk kyu gaye
Veer - bhai todhi der rukata toh tuh meri sahaktiya khich leta
Hum sab ke muh khul gaye aakhir sanju boli
Sanju - yeh kaise ho sakata hai tumhari sahaktiya kaise
Veer - koi deviya shakti hai esske andar
Mai- kaya bole jaa rahe hoo aap sab asse kaise ho sakat hai yeh powers saayad
mere kisi guru ji sai mili hai
Veer - sach mai bhai tera sharir bhadh gaya par dimag nahi
Mai- kanana kaya caahate ho
Veer - accha bhar jo sher aayaa aur tumhari talwar kaya tumhe lagata hai agar
kisi aur ki powera hoti toh woh vaapas aaa jati
Ess baat nai mujhe bhi soch mai daal diya
Janu-kaya hua kaya soch rahe hoo
Mai- yahi ki ab mujhe meri body ki jarurat hai
Veer - mataalb body ki kaya
Maine usse woh baat saayad nahi baatayi thi par ab baata di
Veer - bhai mai kah toh nahi sakata par yeh bhaut jada shaktisaali hai saayad
kisi bhi planet ko ek chutaki mai nasht kar de
Mai khush hokar - kaya sach mai
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Veer - bhai par shaktiyoo ke saath khuch musibate bhi aati hai yeh hamesha hota
hai
AGAR AAP LOG KAHANGE TOH MAI VEER KO AAGE RAHKUNGA
Veer ke baare mai jada jaanane ke liye yeh padhe man kare toh
SAFAR ANDHEKHE JIVAN KA