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Indian XXX Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose


Update-19(Murder...??)


So jarra aapko Rohit k baare mein batadun Rohit k papa as you all know humaare family friend hai toh humlog bachpan se he Rohit ko jaantey hain ye suru se he humaara senior hai or abhi bhi college mein humaara senior hai ...start se he hum sabki achi khassi banti hai but age gap hone k kaaran Mel milaap kam hogaya tha as ye 4 saal pehle college aagaya or hum school mein he they but fir bhi yaari dosti jorron se jaari hai...Uski age 22 Saal hai achha khassa gora chita sareer approx 6 feet height kaafi achi body shody fit and fine chocolatey boy type hai woh...last story mein as I said earlier age gap k kaaran uska role kam tha but iss baar uska role kaafi achha hoga ...

Laxman k jaatey he Rohit aagaya...

Ravi-bhosdk uss din lighter kahaan rakh k gaya tha tu chutiye ...

Rohit-15 din pehle k lighter par atka padda hai tu BC ...

Main-woh isliye kyunki agar yahaan lighter yaa cigarette yaa even cigarette k parts bhi dikhe naa kissi ko toh raam naam satya hai..

Sam-ye dekh kitane din baad aaya but Sab yaad hai or tu chutiye Sab bhoolgaya...

Rohit-Tension naa le Laxman ko he deke gaya tha ...

Ravi-toh bhosdk aisa bol befaltu k din ginwaaraha ...

Sam-abe tu ye bata iski ex Ritu kyun nahi aarahi ...

Rohit- No idea I guess bimar hai yaa ...

Main-yaa..?

Rohit- Common si baat hai yaar tera usase breakup nahi hua tha...

Main- breakup tab hota jab relationship hoti hum GF BF thodi naa they BC Jo breakup hoga...

Rohit-Fir bhi woh insecure feel karegi as uska bf bhi hai ab toh shayad tujhe face naa kar paae isliye nahi aai...

Main-what the fuck I don't care about her bf uski life jaise marji rahe ...aise college nahi aaegi toh kaise chalega as main toh humessa he aaunga ab..usase bhi baat karni padegi...

Ravi-Bc itani serious toh relationship he nahi hai uski Ladka friend zoned hai boyfriend nahi...

Main-Who cares BC...

Humlog Cigarette peeke bahaar aae wahaan baithey tabtak coffee bhi aagayi...

Coffee peeni suru ki he thi ki wahaan 3 Ladkiyaan haajir hogayi jinmein se Ritu ek thi uske alaawa uski Friends Simmy and Piyu jinka jikar last part mein hua tha naam yaad hai apun ko but ye yaad nahi konsi Piyu hai konsi Simmy....

Ritu-AP...

Main-Ritu..Hi...

Ritu-Finally time mill he gaya tumhe...

Ye bol main utha usne mujhe hug kiya...BC abtoh or bhi jyaada maal hogayi thi woh kya lag rahi thi jean and top mein BC gajab...

Ritu-How are you...?

Main-Fine as always...what about you.?..

Ritu-I am good ..ab toh or bhi good...

Main-hi Simmy ...

Simmy-hi..OMG you remember me...?

Main-offcource..Hi Piyu...

Piyu-Hello AP its great to have you back...

Darshall mujhe lawda farak nahi padta unki hi hello kaa Maine bus confirm karne ko hello bola ki Piyu konsi hai Or Simmy konsi taaki baadmein beijatti naa ho warna lawda mera hi hello karega....

Main-have a seat you all...

Unhone apna order diya ..thodi derr wahi normal boring baatein challi Ritu ekdum Frankly baat kar rahi thi usko koi dikkat nahi thi toh mujhe bhi koi dikkat nahi thi ...

Ussi bich mera phone Baja Jo Anjali kaa tha ...

Main-ji madam boliye kaise yaad kiya..?

Anjali- Kuch khass nahi bus ye bataane ko call kiya ki Ami is doing fantastically good in investigation.. Kaafi tejj hai woh...Smart bhi...

Main-I know...woh Sab usse aata hai tumhe bus usse yahaan adjust hona sikhaana hai yahaan kaa atmosphere yahaan k loggon k baare mein and all baaki woh dekhlegi...

Anjali-No problem Sab seekh jaaegi woh main guarantee leti hun uski ...

Main-bus fir no problem mujhe...

Anjali-Ye lo isko baat karni hai tumse...

Ami-wassup boss...

Main-all good...tu bata...

Ami-mujhe shopping karni hai yaar ...

Main- kitane bags toh bharke leke aai thi or kya shopping karegi ...

Ami- unmein kapdey nahi tha ...samjh gaye hoge kya tha...

Main-haan haan maalum hai mujhe..

Ami- ok toh mujhe kapda caahiye or mobile bhi...

Main-pehle toh Teri Hindi sudhaar meri maa warna log bolenge AP ki writing weak hogayi hai...

Ami-what...

Main- nothing ek kaam kar Anjali k sath challi jaa woh karwaadegi shopping...

Ami-paise..?

Main-wohi dedegi...Police waalon ko kaafi paise miltey waise bhi ....uppar se Rich family se hai Sab dekhlegi...

Ami-sure...

Main-or haan Anjali ko bol Aaj Raatko dinner apne yahaan hai full team kaa...

Ami-sure...

Main-bye...

Call disconnected...

Sam-kya hua...

Main-Ami ko shopping karni hai...

Sam-toh karwaadey kya dikkat hai...

Main-Anjali karwaadegi...

Maine Babhi ko call kiya...

Babhi-College mein toh chup karke baith...

Main-abhi class wagairaah nahi lagaa raha main... Suno aaj Ruhi Nicki mam team and all dinner par aarahe hain ...aap or Meenu dekhlena...

Babhi-Ji Sir jarur...

Main-thhanks lobe you....

Babhi-Bye...

Call disconnected...

Piyu-tum Nicki mam ko jaantey ho...?

Main-yep...kyun..?

Piyu-itane khaddus kyun hain yaar woh...

Main-what ...?Khaddus woh bhi Nicki mam no way...What the hell ...!Sam ye kya sunrela hun main..?

Sam-Sahi sun raha hai Nicki mam Version 2.0 aaya hai students k liye strict hain kaafi ...Par apneko chinta ki jarurat hai nahi...humaare liye toh pehle bhi strict thi or ab bhi hain ...in fact thodi jyaada hain ab

Main-Ok this is bad...

Aajka din yun he bakchodi mein gaya uske baad humlog ghar aagaye raat hui toh aaj Ruhi,Nicki Madam ,Anjali and team or kuch khass log dinner k liye aae they fir Maine unko openly sorry bola bina bataae jaane k liye fir bataaya ki jaruri tha jaana thodi emotional bakchodi hui Jo main nahi likhunga as boring hota hai Sab...Uske baad Sab apne-2 ghar gaye or humlog bhi sogaye ...Subah main alarm se utha fresh hua then nahaa dhoke college k liye ready hua or niche aaya niche Meenu naashta laga rahi thi Sam or Ravi already ready they ...

Ravi-yo bhai on time....

Main-Yep...

Ravi-mast lagrela hai....

Main-thanks...Meenu Ami gayi...?

Meenu-Haan subah 7 baje he breakfast karke nikal gayi Anjali pick kark legayi usko...

Main- gajab..

Ravi-aaj kaa kya program hai...?

Main- dekhtey hain....

Babhi-dekhtey hain nahi class lagaani hain aaj ....

Main-wahi toh bola main ki konsi konsi class lagaaun woh dekhenge...

Babhi-Sab ki Sab...

Main-ok no problem...

Humlog ne naasta kiya or college k liye nikal gaye ..aaj Koi gaadi nahi milni thi woh bus ek din ki hawa thi toh by bike he gaye humlog ...Main or Sam ek bike par they , or Ravi dusri par....
Main-aaj classes lagaani he padegi BC...

Sam-Yep warna gand marrjaani hai ....

Humlog college pohanchey toh Wahaan gate par Police jeeps khaddi thi in fact Anjali ki car bhi wahaan thi ..sab Students bahaar idhar udhar ghum rahe they ...

Main-ye kya bakchodi hai BC..

Sam-Anjali ko call kar toh...

Maine Anjali ko call kiya Toh usne nahi uthaaya ...Toh humlog Andar aae wahaan saamne se Rohit aaraha tha...

Main-kya hua re yahaan BC koi Hero aaela hai kya...

Rohit- Naa bhai Ek Guard kaa murder hogaya hai piche Bathroom mein ...

Main-what the fuck...

Ravi-what..?

Rohit- Sab students ki gand fatti paddi hai..

Main-offcourse fattegi BC murder hua hai aakhir ek...

Rohit-Anjali and team Andar hai Canteen mein ...

Main-canteeen mein kya kar rahi hai BC ...idhar murder hua unko chaai samose ki paddi hai...

Rohit-investigation he kar rahe hain be chutiye ....Laxman ne he dead body sabse pehle dekhi thi toh usase puchtaach kar rahe hain ..

Sam-chalbe wahin chaltey hain...

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Update-20(Investigating)


Humlog canteen gaye to wahaan par kaafi students ikatha huele they koi chaai coffee naa milrahi thi bus Sab ek side mein khaddey they line se unko Rajat dekhraha tha..in short aage jaane se rokk raha tha..

Rajat-aage naa aao be ...

Main-kamaal kartey ho pandey ji...

Rajat-Are AP Bhai Sam Bhai Ravi boss..Kaise ho ...

Main-hum bindash apni sunao...

Rajat-ekdum jhakkas...aao aao aage aajao ...Anjali madam aage he Hain...

Humlog aage aae toh counter k pass Anjali Ami or Jiya Laxman se puchtaach Kar rahe they shayad unhone laxman ko as a suspect leliya tha....or woh bechaara darra sehma jawaab deraha tha..

Uske alaawa wahaan Lucky ,Sana ,Ashish ,Ajit Arushi or Divya Bhi they...main unke side se nikla toh lucky ne Meri taraf lawde jaisa munh banaake dekha maine usko smile di ye tha Mera or lucky kaa first face off mujhe dekh k totally jall Gaya tha bhenchod woh..bc kab nada hoga maadarjaat ....

Hum 4on aage aae Anjali or Ami ka back tha humaari side toh main aaram se unke bich mein jaake ekdum se bola...

Main-Whatsupp...?

Ekdum se ye sun woh Dono he darr gayi...

Ami-Holy Fuck you scared the shit out of me...

Anjali-Seriously yaar kaleja hilgaya...

Main- exactly that was the plan ...

Jiya-Wassup babe....

Main-mast daahling ..kaisi hai...

Jiya-mast...

Anjali-matter pata chala...?

Main-haan thoda bahot...tumlog kya Kar rele...

Anjali-bus investigation...

Main-isko chhodo ye mere sath hai...

Anjali- kon...ye? Isne body discover ki hai....

Main-haao I know Bata toh raha hun he is with me ...

Anjali-ok no problem...

Laxman- AP bhai bachi kuchi jaan nikal jaati aap naa aatey toh ...

Main-dhamkaaya kya be tereko...?bataadena haan Abhi badla leletey...

Anjali-kya lagta hai...

Main-no idea...mujhe maalum he nahi kuch...

Anjali-kuch suggest toh kar...

Main-First of all ye sab chutiye log ko bahaar nikaalo aise thodi naa kaam hota hai chappar chappar mein...Rajat Bhai bhejdo sabko...

Rajat-chalo re bacha log show khatam hua aajkaa bahaar chalo jaldi ...koi nahi rukkega idhar...

Main-teachers nahi Hain koi idhar...?

Anjali-nahi Principal Legaye sabko yahaan se meeting k liye ...ki students k liye kaise handle karein ye situation...

Main- chutiya...

Jiya-quick quick everyone i want this place clear...

Sab students udhar se nikal liye bus lucky or uski gang rehgayi...

Rajat-Tumhe kya alag se likhwaake dun...chalo bahaar ..

Lucky-excuse me sir I am the vice president of this college since president is not available I am the student's representative ...isliye humein poora hakk hai jaananey kaa ki yahaan kya horaha hai...mujhe baaki students ko jawaab Dena hai...

Rajat - student president...?aisi Bhi koi cheej hoti hai kya...?

Anjali-dekho aage jo crime scene hai woh tum sable liye disturbing ho shakta hai so I suggest tumlog yahin rukko ..I will get you updated...

Lucky-Sorry mam but we are ok with anything you show us....we are not going anywhere...agar bhejna he hai toh isko bhejo ...I mean why the hell is he with us here...?1.5 saal takk kaayron ki tarah chupta raha or ab waapis aake ye sochraha hai ki yahi boss hai...lekin guess what pehle Bhi kaayar tha or Abhi Bhi hai kuch nahi badla...

Ami-kya kaha tumne...

Main-kuch nahi...

Ami-itani hindi samjh aati hai mujhe ...how the hell...?

Main-shut up...mere pass itana time nahi hai waste Karne ko.....tu pehle Bhi chutiya tha or abhi pehle se Bhi jyaada, apne kaam se kaam rakh warna aisa President banaanunga ki roega college k naam se...do not dare to cross my path...

Anjali-lets go crime scene kaa jaayjaa leletey...

Main-i am not coming...woh bathroom maalum kitana saddu hai...itani bhayaanak badbu aati usme se...

Anjali-fikar not mask hai mere pass extra...

Main- Fuck....

Humlog bathroom ki taraf gaye Anjali k pass ek he mask extra tha Jo maine leliya ... Lucky Ashish or Ajit andar aagaye lekin Sana ,Arushi or Divya bahaar be rukki kyunki unki gand fatt gayi...Sam Ravi or Rohit Bhi gate k pass he rukke as badbu kaafi thi ...andar Main ,Anjali Ami or Jiya he they ...
Scene ye tha ki Ek 35-37 age kaa guard wahaan padda tha uske maathe(forehead) par chot kaa nishaan saaf dikhraha tha Jo kaafi ghera tha or usme se kaafi khoon nikla tha Jo farsh par tha..blood sookh gaya tha as laash Kal raat ki hai...

Main-Ami Enlighten me...

Ami-you sure...mere pass theory hai...iss Murder ko prove karne ki...

Main- I know you are fast but I also know ki tu close Bhi nahi hai solve karne k...

Ami-lagi shart ...

Main-lag gayi...agar Teri theory Jo sach toh ho he nahi shakti but agar usne sense Bhi banaai toh teri ek wish Puri hogi...

Ami-woh wish ye hai ki tum mujhe ye Puri city or college kaa toor doge...

Main-done...

Anjali-I am excited two of the fastest brains contesting....

Main-dont compare her to me ...see ye tumlog se bahot smart hai but the thing is ye Mera 1% he hai...toh tum log Mera 0.33 % he ho...

Anjali-chup Kar be show off...

Main-sach kadwa hota hai ...Ami start ...

Ami-see gate open tha bathroom kaa raat ko ye toilet karne aaya yahaan khadda hoke ye toilet Kar raha tha iska back tha gate ki side tab koi iska piche se andar enter hua koi hatta katta aadmi at least 6"2 -6"4 heigth...usne piche se iska head directly iss toilet seat par de maara full force se ...dekho ghaav iske forehead par hai toh ek he condition mein Asia ghaav ban shakta hai or woh hai tab jab attack piche se hua ho...also iske kapde dekho touched Hain maano killer kuch dhund raha ho shayad ussi ki wajah se iska murder hua hai ...so hence proved...

Ami ki thoery sun sab chakra Gaye as theory kaafi sahi this or tagdi Bhi ek ek detail mein ghussi thi woh...

Anjali- what the hell ... brilliant Ami...

Ravi-AP version 2.0 is here...

Lucky-6"2-6"4 kaa kon hoga yahaan raat ko...

Main- nice theory make sense little bit...

Ravi-little bit kya be or kya lega yahi sach hai...

Main-nope sach k toh aas pass he nahi hai...

Anjali - what do you mean...

Main-see Harr cheej ko dekhne k 3 angles hotey Hain ek simple jiska Matlab hota hai samjh mein kuch nahi aaya but khudse he imagine karliya sab Jo normal log use kartey Hain....second hota hai thoda tuff angle jisme Jo dikhraha hota hai yaa saamne waala Jo dikhaana caahraha hai ussi ki theory banaai Jo 99% sach jaisi lagegi ye angle Jo Ami ne use Kiya.. ...third angle hota hai hardest Truth ki exactly kya hua ..ye main use karta hun...you know the hardest,bitterest and trickiest thing in the entire world is TRUTH...

Sam-gyaan naa de be Bata exactly hua kya idhar...

Main-done first of all ye bataao death ka reason kya hai...

Anjali- off course injury...

Main-nope blood lost...and secondly ye murder hai he nahi...

Sab-what the fuck...?

Mere munh as ye sunke woh sab blank hogaye...

Anjali-kehna kya caahraha hai ...?

Main- Exactly Jo tumlog ne suna...

Sam-pagal wagal hoagaya hai kya be...

Lucky-ye sathiyaa Gaya hai aise suicide kon karta hai Be...isko woh drugs do tab he kuch kaam karega iska dimag...

Main-kon bola ye suicide hai...?

Sam-what the fuck... suicide Bhi nahi hai murder Bhi nahi hai toh ye hai kya...?

Main-unexpected death ...

Sab-kya...?

Ye sun ek baar firse sab blank hogaye unke uppar se Gaya sab..bc kin chuttad log k bich fans Gaya bc kitane slow Hain ye log...

Main-abe thoda toh dimag lagaaya Karo mera munh kya dekh rahe ho...ok wait let me prove...

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Update-21(Genius)



Main-ok let me prove...

Anjali-haan please samjhaa hum normal log ko ...

Main-Dekho iske thobdey ko uspe saaf dikhraha hai ye honsh mein nahi tha nashe mein tha ....

Anjali-lekin alcohol k koi traces nahi mille isko body par ...

Main-Itani jaldi naa Kiya Karo...daru bola Maine ...

Anjali-toh..?

Main-Woh drugs leraha tha woh Bhi kaafi quantity mein...ye dekho iski aankhein pupils sikuud Kar chotey hogaye Hain even aankhein Bhi peeli padne lagi Hain..or iska sareer dekho kuch months pehle ye hatta katta hua karta hoga body se saaf dikhraha hai...drugs isko khaagaye...or main point ye wrapper jo mujhe dustbin mein Milla...iske dwaara isne drugs liye..toh story ye thi ki isne yahaan drugs liye or fir nashe mein khogaya toilet seat k pass aake Peshaab karna suru Kiya full enjoyment mein seat par nahi Pura floor par Peshaab Kiya naachtey hue jhumtey hue...Peshaab khatam Kiya isne tabhi iska pair yahaan fisla ussi k peshaab mein or iska forehead iss toilet seat k sharp side par laga woh dekho Jo khoon laga hua hai ...injury serious thi par itani nahi ki lagtey he ye Marr jaae par girtey he drugs ne apna ashar dikhaaya or dard or nashe k kaaran ye uth nahi paaya ye rainghta hua madad k liye chilaaya par koi aas pass tha he nahi ..ussi ranghney k kaaran iske kapdey aise lagrahe Hain maano koi kuch dhund raha tha yet kuch he minutes mein kaafi blood lost hojaane k kaaran ye marrgaya...hence proved accidentall death...drugs and blood lost killed him...

Maine baat khatam Kar sabki taraf dekha toh woh bus munh faade Meri taraf he dekh rahe they...

Main-What the hell kahaan fans Gaya yaar main...

Anjali-What the shit...Sachi..?

Main- off course ..forensics jab postmortem karenge tab prove hojaaega...

Jiya-brilliant...

Sam-bhenchod ye toh pehle se Bhi tejj hoagaya...

Ravi-kaafi tejj woh Bhi...

Lucky kaa munh aisa hogaya tha maano kissi ne munh mein dediya ho uske ..Uska munh dekh k he mujhe hansi aagayi...

Anjali-thankgod jyaada investigation nahi karni padegi see that's why we missed you..let's wrap this up guys...Rajat Body ko bhejdo postmortem k liye...uske baad he report banaana...

Rajat-Ok mam..

Ami-So mere trip kaa kya hua..?

Main-kaaeka trip..?

Ami-shut up you promised ki agar Meri theory considerable Hui toh tum mujhe college or city kaa tour doge...

Main- theory toh galat thi ...

Ami-but still sensible toh thi...

Anjali-yep Theory kaafi sahi thi..

Ravi-agreed made sense to us tu naa hota toh wahi sahi maantey humlog...

Ami-see sablog bolrahe abtoh ...

Main-ok ok... College kaa tour dedunga but no city tour itani sahi Bhi nahi thi theory...

Ami-done...let's go...

Thodi derr baad Anjali and team nikal gayi body hatwaa di gayi aaj koi Bhi classes nahi thi so students bakchodi pelrahe they harr jagah...Main Ami Sam or Ravi ghumrahe they or sab k sab ladke humein ghur rahe they... actually humein nahi Ami ko because she was looking red hot ... Tight Black top n jeans mein woh ekdum cute lagrahi thi.. infact woh thi he cute ye toh main Bhi maanta hun.. infact usase jyaada cute Maine aajtak koi nahi dekhi... innocent yet deadly...

Ami-holy Molly this college is huge..so many rooms....

Sam-view is lit...

Ami-why these guys stalking us like this...

Main-Not us only you...

Sam-this is India Ami
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a hot girl like you is always followed with guys...

Ami-thats cool...

Ami-Tumhaari class konsa hai...

Main-Frankly I don't even know ki Meri class konsi hai ...

Sam-woh dekho second floor par woh Left se 4th room...humaari class wahi hai...

Ami-nice...

Humlog ghoom he rahe they ki Nicki mam kaa call aagaya mere phone par...

Main-Ji madam...

Nicki-Hogaya Solve ...

Main-yo...aapko kon bola...

Nicki-Ye Rohit Arushi wagairah Hain mere Pass...

Main-ohh!

Nicki-Ek baar library mein aa toh..

Main-ok...

Call disconnected...

Humlog library pohanchey...

Main-Ami only students and staff allowed here tum yahaan ruko view enjoy Karo hum 5 minutes mein aae...

Ami-No problemo..

Hum teeno andar Gaye toh wahaan Nicki mam I guess class lerahi thi kuch students ki ...Yaa doubt clears Kar Rahi thi aisa he kuch...wahaan Rohit Ritu Simmy Pity wagairah they or first year waale Bhi Sana , Arushi , Divya and all ...Hum Rohit k bagal mein baithgaye...

Rohit-Whatsupp..ghumaalaaya..?

Main-Ghumaaraha Still...

Nicki-kya tha yaar ye...?

Main-nothing Serious...just accidentall death..badluck killed him...

Nicki-ohh!..

Main-Ye Rohit and group with me haan go easy on them...

Nicki-jyaada sifaarish naa Kiya Kar ek Baar tu class suru Kar fir Tera Bhi number lagega...Sam Ravi se Puch...

Ravi-main toh jaanta he nahi madam isko...

Sam-humko alag rakh k ilaaj Karo iska aap...

Main- Mera no. Nahi lagega aap nahi lagaaoge...

Nicki-Yep I can't because you are so cute ,but I know someone who can...Lagaaun Deepu ko phone....

Main-lo ji ab majaak Bhi nahi Kar Shakey aapke sath...

Rohit-lol...

Main aage kuch bolta tabhi ek ladka bhaagta hua aaya Jo Rohit k sath hai I guess Vishal naam hai uska ...

Vishal-AP Bhai woh aapke sath Jo ladki thi woh mushibat mein hai...

Main-ohh my God Ami ...For God's shake...Main aata re...

Ye bol Main Ravi or Sam bahaar ki taraf bhaage...toh wahaan library gate k just saamne Ami khaddi thi or uske saamne teen ladke khaddey they actually 2 he khaddey they ek niche padda tha shayad Ami ne gand fod di thi uski...Or baaki 2 ki Bhi futtaney waali thi...Woh uski taraf aatey usase pehle Maine Piche se jaake Ami k kandhey par hath rakha...

Main-Ami...

Lekin main aage kuch bolta usase pehle Ami seconds k hissab se palti or Ek bhayaanak punch mere pait mein rakhdiya...Ye mere liye unexpected tha isliye counter nahi Kar paaya or punch lagtey he main niche girra ghutano par...or jaise he Ami ne dekha ki Piche main tha woh bhi chownki...

Main- what the fuck Ami....andhi hai kya...

Ami-oh God I am so so so so sorry AP ...

Sam-What the shit this was some Hollywood level shit...

Ravi-bc Bruce Lee aagaya tha yahaan toh reflexes dekhe...

Rohit-That was dope bc ...

Main- Kar kya rahi hai tu...

Ami ne mereko uthaaya...

Ami-ye teeno mujhe Pareshan Kar raha tha...

Main- Ami this is India yahaan almost sab tujhe Pareshan he karenge ...what the fuck this is painful...Kya faayda Anjali k sath rehne kaa thoda bahot toh seekh...

Ami-Sorry ..I am trying naa yaar...

Main-lawde kaa trying....or tum bhosdko aisi gand fodunga ki maadarjaat doobara dikhoge nahi college mein iss bhenchod ko uthaao or Gayab hojaao teeno...

Ladka-h.h..h.umne kuch nahi Kiya...

Main-toh khadda kyun hai jaa naa maadarchod ....

Ye sun unhone uss ladke ko uthaaya or 9-2-11 hogaye library side students kam they Warna bc beijatti ho jaati...bc saara jorr yahin lagaadiya...

Ami-i Am really sorry yaar .

Main- chal ab Ghar chal...Gand Todd di Meri bc ...

Sam-woh Bhi badhiya waaali...

Rohit-Ye toh mereko Bhi sikhaana yaar...

Main-Chup bhosdk...

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Update-22(New Day)



Humlog aaj jaldi Ghar waapis aagaye lunch wagairah kiya or apne apne Rooms mein aagaye mere room mein main Abeer or Ami They...

Main-She fucked the shit out of me bc ..

Abeer- suna Maine lol...

Ami-meri galti nahi hai isme tum he piche se achaanak aaya mujhe laga unhi mein se koi hoga...

Main-I don't care about the punch .Just remember one thing this is India boys here will be like this always just ignore them ok...next time please koi scene create naa karna...

Ami- Lesson learnt...

Abeer-koi naa usse thoda maalum tha yahaan k baare mein next time dhyaan rakhegi....

Ami-yep....

Uske baad humlog niche aagaye ..Wahaan Sam ne bataaaya ki usko mall jaana hai toh humlog mall Gaye wahaan se Sam Ko much kapdey lene they waapis aatey aatey raat hogayi ..Dinner kaa time hogaya tha Bhai Delhi se waapis aagaye they Kal unhe waapis UP jaana tha ...Main,bhai,Abeer,Sam,Ravi,Mangal,Babhi,Rishi or Ami dinner k liye baithey they Meenu khaana lagwaarahi thi ...

Deepika-Yet another day wasted aaj Bhi classes nahi Hui...

Main-usme Meri Kya Galati hai Babhi Ab college waalon ko bolo ye toh...

Deepika-I know but aise raha toh semester Kaise clear karega tu or woh principal tujhe nikaal dega college se...

Main-Chill Babhi..

Deepika-dont tell me to chill I am serious here...

Bhai- bus Karo khaana toh khaanedo bechaare ko ....

Bc ye college mein bahot gandmasti horahi hai bc ek toh beijjati itani hogayi uppar se bc flow naa ban raha uppar se students ye na confirm Kar rahe ki mere aane se khuss Hain yaa dukhi bc aise chutiya reactions Mill rahe Hain college mein uppar se koii ladki nahi mill rahi time pass k liye uppar se principal Meri gand maarne par tulla hai uppar se Babhi ne guidelines de di Hain uppar se jhant baraabar loundey college k boss bane ghumrahe hain..bc isase acha college jaata he nahi 1-2 saal baad aata bc sidha ... Bhenchod semester toh main clear kardunga woh toh mere mind k baaein hath kaa khel hai but baaki bakchodiyon se Kaise niptunga ...one by one letey Hain no. 1 Kal classes lagaaunga Babhi ki problem solve kartey pehle Kal saari classes lagaani hai bc caahe dimag fatt jaae...no.2 Kal students se baat cheet karunga thoda Frank hounga bc kamsekam old students toh millein ...Yess Kal yahi 2 kaam karna hai bc...

Deva-kahaan khogaya ab khaana khaa...

Main-actually main Kal kaa schedule ready Kar raha tha Kal college mein class lagaani hai caahe Jo Bhi ho...

Deepika-good bus lagaana jarur....

Main-pakka...

Aaj Pura dimag set karke soya main koi movie Bhi naa dekhi Maine jaldi he sogaya or subah alarm se pehle he uthgaya ....or woh lawda alarm Abhi takk so he raha tha...

Main-kyun bhosdk alarm gand faad di naa Teri bhosdk baap se tejj banega tu lawde...uth maadarjaat...

Uthke fresh hua fir nahaaya dhoya ready hua or theek 8:15 baje main niche aagaya niche Babhi or Ami nasta Kar rahi thi Ami Bhi ready thi jaane k liye ...

Babhi-oho aaj subah subah...

Main-yo bola tha na Kal subah he ready hojaaunga...

Meenu-AP Ye lo naasta ..

Main-Gajab Aalu k Paraanthey....thanks men..

Meenu-welcome...

Maine khaana suru Kiya he tha ki Ravi Bhi aagaya...

Main- time se utha Kar Bhai ....

Ravi-Aaj jaldi uth Gaya toh shyaana naa bann right time yahi hai ...

Main- Aji ghanta...

Sam-ghanta nahi yahi time hai...

Main-ye aaya ek or ....

Humlog naasta karne lage...

Deepika-AP jitana tu excited Haina aaj pakka tujhe classes lagaani Hain dekhle...

Main-yo ..

Deepika-Agar aaj Bhi miss ki naa classes toh dekhliyo koi bahaana nahi challega...

Main-ok ok ok...

Naastey k turant baad humlog ne Dono bikes uthaai or nikal paddey college ki taraf...Ravi mere piche baitha tha.

Aap Sab ki knowledge k liye bataadun humlog btech Civil k students Hain Maine ussi mein admission liya hai Jiska ek semester already ho Chuka hai or second semester k exams mein Bhi only 2-3 months Hain ... humein branch se koi Matlab nahi hai humein khaali degree caahiye bus caahe bc BA ki dedo..isliye jab jyaadatar students ne Civil li tab Sam or Ravi Bhi sath holiye...

Main-Abe kiss kiss ki konsi class kiss time hoti hai...

Ravi- currently 4 per day lagti hain sabse pehle 8:45 baje Nicki mam ki hoti hai Physics....

Main-Easy...

Ravi-Second fir 9:45 baje Ritika mam ki Mathematics...

Main-Ritika name toh mast hai ...

Ravi-Shakal Bhi mast hai Nicki mam ki cousin hai Durr ki relative I guess...

Main-Gajab ...

Ravi-fir after break 11:30 baje communicative English ya English bol Le woh Avni madam ki hoti hai ...

Main- bc sab Madams he Hain kya ...

Ravi-ye thodi khaddus hai...but hai Sundar..flirt able hai...or currently 3 female or 1 Male hai next month 2-2 hojaaenge.

Main-Easy...

Ravi-4th fir 12:30 baje basic electronics Jo Amit Sir padhaatey Hain...

Main-Amit woh puraane waala....

Ravi-haan bc yaad hai teko...

Main-haao bc gajab banda hai woh ...

Ravi-haan bc cigarettes peeleta tha apne sath... outside college toh Abhi Bhi peeleta hai ...

Main-Gajab...

Amit Chaudhary pura naam hai Uska past mein jab hum Rohit k sath college aatey they tab isase mulaakat hojaati thi Rohit k friend k maafik tha ye Naya Naya aaya tha tab toh humaari Bhi achi banti thi isase...

Ravi-5th fir 12:30 bake Jo currently khaali hai kull milaake teachers ka scene thoda Sahi hai college mein baaki sab cheejon ko dekh k...

Main-shabas...Chalo madam toh milli ...

Ravi- yep unmarried Hain Dono ...Nicki mam as you know divorced Hain he ..

Main-i love Nicki mam baaki se Apne ko kya bc khaali Flirt karne se Matlab hai ...

Humlog college se pehle nukkad par rukk gaye wahaan cigarette leli...

Main-jaldi Chalo be late hojaaenge ..

Ravi-chill pehli Nicki mam ki hai aaram se challenge ....

Sam-yo...

Humne cigarettes pee wahin par 8:45 hogaye or fir wahaan se sidha parking mein pohanchey ....Parking mein Ashish or Ajit Abhi Abhi aae they...

Ashish-A AP suntoh...

Main-jaa lawde Teri tarah nalla naa hun main class pohanchna hai late horaha...

Ashish-Abe Nicki madam ki hai tujhe thodi naa kuch bolegi...Meri problem sun naa Bhai...

Main-Chaltey chaltey boll ..

Ashish-Girlfriend ki problem hai...

Main-Kya Hua Arushi ko...?

Ashish-Mujhe Kya maalum...usase baadmein puchliyo .... pehle ye sun...

Main-Ek second Arushi Teri Gf nahi hai...

Ashish-what...no bc what the fuck...ye kon bola ....

Main-ye bhosdk Dono k Dono ...

Sam-humein Kya maalum bc mujhe laga sath mein itana rehtey ho toh hoge he ...

Ashish-nahi Bhai bilkul nahi....bus woh humaare group mein hai ...

Main-ye lodu bhosdk gandu log ...

Ashish-inko chhod meri sun...

Main-haan Bhai suna...

Ashish-Darshall...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mera mobile bajj utha Jo Babhi kaa tha....

Main-Ji Babhi....

Babhi- Babhi k Bache Maine Nicki k pass call Kiya that tumlog abtak class naa pohanchey... already 15 minutes late...

Main-Shit... Bathroom mein tha bus Abhi pohanchraha.....

Babhi-jaldi...

Call disconnected...

Main-bhosdko bhaago...Warna gand marrjaaegi...

Ashish-abe Meri baat toh sun ...

Main-baadmein bhosdk...

Ashish-abe sun sun koi mujhpar Hawa bana raha gharpar main Bata nahi shakta papa daantenge toh Kya usko Tera naam ledun ki main Tere sath hun just daraane ko chutiya log Hain...

Main-Ok ...gand marwaa ..bhaago re...

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Update-23(This is So Fucked UP Dude)


Humlog bhaagtey hue class pohanchey andar aake rukke bc sans chadd gaye they ...gand fatt gayi... Puri class bc lawde ki tarah ghurr rahi thi andar or saamne Nicki mam phone par baat Kar rahi thi...

Nicki-Yep they are here ab dekhlungi main...buhbye...

Main- may we come in madam...

Nicki-2 baatein no. 1 tumlog already in ho...

Main-or second ...

Nicki-Secondly get out..

Main-Kya...

Nicki-get out...

Sam-What...?

Nicki- 20 minutes late ho tumlog I don't want to hear any excuses get out of my class or bahaar he khaddey rehna do not move...

Main-Ok..ok..ok...

Humlog chutiyon ki tarah munh banaake bahaar aagaye ....

Ravi-bhosdk dont tell me andar Jo hua woh real mein hua..

Sam-This is so fucked up bc...

Main-Nikci mam ne humein get out bola...Sachi mein bc...

Sam-haan bhosdk haan woh Bhi puri class k saamne...

Main-ye Bhi Babhi ki kartoot hai 100% unhone he bola hoga strictly lene ko Warna ye impossible hai...

Sam- bc firse school waaali bakchodi start hogayi ...I mean seriously bc ...

Main-bhen k lawdo gand mein daal Lo cigarettes ko bhosdko, "Are nahi Nicki madam humein thodi bahaar nikaalegi "" bhosdk ab gand marwaalo apni....Kya Kya planning Karke aaya tha main aaj bc alarm se pehle Bhi koi uthata hai kya lawde main utha aaj or idhar subah subah he gand marwaadi bhosdko ne..

Sam- ye toh sachmein gand margayi bc ...ab 45 minutes yahaan khaddey raho...

Ye toh kuch Bhi nahi tha Asli gand toh tab marri jab humein pata Chala ki 45 minutes actually bahot jyaada hotey Hain bc 30 minutes mein he gand marrgayi isliye Maine phone nikaala and Social media check karne laga or phone mein lage lage he baithgaya or thodi derr takk baitha he raha ...Tabhi Nicki madam class se bahaar aai...

Main-Oh shit .. God promise abhi baitha tha just...

Nicki- waapis khaddey hojaao....

Main lawde jaisa munh banaake khadda hoagaya...

Nicki-next time on time class aana 1 minute Bhi late hue toh firse bahaar ...

Bc acha khassa wahaan padda tha jaruri tha waapis aana lawde 2-4 saal or nikaal deta bc...

Nicki-Samjh Gaye ...?

Main-hunn...

Nicki-good ..khaddey raho ab...

Ye bolke woh waapis andar chali gayi...

Sam-abe lawde kaa Bodybuilder banenge be hum bc 45 minutes mein he gand marrgayi ...

Ravi-bc pairon k lawde lage Hain ...

Main-bc pehla kadam rakha tha class mein woh Bhi asubh hua...salla ye college hai he panoti abki baar bc koi hawan wagairah karwaana padega humein...

Ravi-lol...haan bc...

Thodi derr baad wahaan Ashish or Ajit Bhi aagaye..

Main-bhosdko saara din gand he marwaatey rehtey ho Yaa kabhi class Bhi jaatey ho...

Ashish-Abe Nicki mam ki class thi or niche he late hoagye they 10 minutes toh aake koi faayda nahi tha bahaar he aana tha waapis...

Main-Sahi hai bc ...

Ashish- woh sab chhodo tumlog yahaan Kya Kar rahe ho...

Main-Lawde Kya karenge bahaar nikaal Diya madam ne...

Ashish-abe chutiya kissi or ko bana... Nicki mam tumlog ko kabhi naa nikaale....

Main-Are bhosdk nikaal Diya hai aand Matt khaa Warna gand fodd dunga Teri...

Ashish- bc gajab ...gand faad di..

Ajit-Chal koi naa abtoh next class aajaegi aaram se chalna andar...
Main-Tu Kya bolraha tha be niche..

Ashish-abe kuch khaas nahi Ek Ladki kaa matter tha or uske Bhai ko pata chal Gaya Villagers Hain wohlog toh lage daraane phone Karke befaltu kaa Ghar par bataata toh gand futt jaati isliye puchraha tha ki Tera naam ledun Kya..ki tu Mera khass hai..? Chindi chorr Hain Tere naam se he darrjaaenge...

Main-bhen k pakode main Tera khass Hun nahi tu Mera khass hai... lawde k Baal..

Ashish-abe Ek he baat hai ..

Main-lawde ki Ek baat aise bolega toh he Mera naam lenaa..

Ashish-ok ok...

Ajit-Tumlog Rukko main jarra aata hun...

Ashish-abe kahaan jaaraha...

Ajit-Riya ko Chaabi deke aani hai Scooty ki...

Riya Riya Riya agar main pehle waala AP hota toh iss naam par he main pagal hojaata lekin itana Sab hum Dono k bich hojaane k baad I guess naa he woh mujhmein interested hogi or bhenchod main toh hun he nahi......lekin uski class alag Kaise hai School mein toh bada mechanical mechanical karti thi...toh gayi kahaan ..

Ajit wahaan se Chala gaya ...

Ashish-ye bc ab Library jaaega bc narak hai library. ....

Main-ye Kya karega udhar...

Ashish-abe Riya 10-12 din absent thi abhi toh kaafi syllabus rehgaya uska isliye pehle wahaan baithke woh cover Kar rahi hai or fir Current par aaegi...agar tujhe Old syllabus karna hai toh help Lele...

Lawda Mera bhen k pakode help lega...bc gand maraae Yun chutkiyon mein clear kardunga sab ....bc gand maardunga saare syllabus ki... bhenchod help Lele woh Bhi Riya Se aji lawda Mera help lega bhosdk...

Main-No thanks ...

Bhenchod Mann mein toh Kya gaali deraha tha real mein fatt gayi Teri...

Tabhi Nicki mam bahaar aai ...

Nicki-Aage see time par dhyaan rakhiyo...

Main-Apna time aaega...

Nicki-Shutup..

Ye bolke Nicki madam challi gayi or humlog andar aae bc ...andar bc at least 50-55 students honge lekin unmein se maximum number humaare he school se they as humaare school k londey gand faad Detey they padhaai mein board mein ache khaase no. Leke yahin admission leliya sabne bc sahi hai... Apne kaam k wahaan Lucky lawda Sana Lawdi uske alaawa Arushi Or Divya they...

Divya-kahaa tha naa Nicki mam Strict Hain abhi...

Main-Haan haan maalum hai ...

Ashish-abe udhar kahaan jaarahe yahaan baitho naa aage...

Main-jaa be jhingurr ab Tere sath baithunga main maana time kharaab hai par itana Bhi kharaab nahi hai...we are the back benchers...

Sam-Always ....

Ravi-forever.....

Humlog last bench par aae wahaan aakhiri k 3-4 benches khaali he they as students itane he they lekin humlog fir Bhi last bench par gaye sahaara lagaane ko deewaar thi udhar...

Humlog baithey udhar...

Main-Are iski maa kaa ghonsla gand fatt gayi...

Sam-Ab chain aaya bc...

RAVI-abe glass movie dekhli tainne ...

Main-kahaan bc time he nahi Milla...aaj jaake lagaata download par ..

Ravi-mere pass paddi hai Lele...

Main-Gajab Ghar par lelunga ...

RAVI-abe abhi Lele main baadmein delete Kar raha..

Main-laa bc mobile khol...

Sam-Abe Woh mere notes kisko diye they tune be...

Ravi-Aage woh Lambu Yash ko...

Sam-bhenchod woh toh dega he nahi waapis jutha bolega hai he nahi mushqill se aadhe adhurre notes banaae Hain woh Bhi jaaenge ...abhi gand maarke Leke aata...

Ye bol woh aage Chala gaya or humlog movie daalne lage...

Main-Are bhosdk Kya chutiya mobile Leke ghum raha hai movie takk naa dalrahi ...

Ravi-mera nahi Tera chutiya hai bhosdk ...

Main-jaa lawde reconnect Kar...

Ravi-nahi horaha ...

Main-Rukk ab Kar..

Ravi-hogaya...

Main-mast speed se jaareli hai ...

Ravi-aai..

Main-Done ...Print dekhleta hd he Haina ..?

Ravi-haan...

Maine movie play ki badhiya print tha Chalo sahi hai download naa karni padegi ...

Ravi-Ye Guard banela hai ....

Main-spoil naa Kar lawde ...yahin pause kardeta..Abe sun...

Lekin main aage kuch bolta usase pehle ek mast cute si ladki mere side mein aake khaddi hogayi....jisse dekh k Ravi ek dum se side mein ghum Gaya .sharmaagaya launda...

Ladki-hi...

Main-hello...

Uske baad woh kuch naa boli toh main he bol padda...

Main-how can I help you...?

Ravi-madam hai be...

Main-ohh crap ...! Aap madam ho..

Ladki-Ji Ritika Singh...

Main-mYself An...

Ritika-doesnt matter ...get out...

Main-what ...

Ritika-Get out I said...main 5 minute se saamne khaddi hoke dekhrahi hun or tumlog yahaan Movies dekhrahe ho..or tum ho Kon iss class k toh nahi ho....

Ravi-AP.....

Ritika-Oo ho ho..! the prodigal son returns...

Ravi-haan thoda bahot...

Ritika-quick quick get out...

College waala system he cancel karna padega bc gand marwaae digree aise bc beijjati naa karwaa shakta pura din lode ki tarah treat Kar rahe bhenchod sablog..ab bc bahaar khaddey raho..

Saala story mein se ye college waala plot he cancel karna padega bhenchod Naya banaalunga plot ki kami hai Kya ..

Main-Toh bahaar gate k pass khadda rehna padega ..

Ritika-no I don't care Jo marji Karo bus get out...

Main-haash! thanks...

Ritika-what...?

Main-Sorry nothing...

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Update-24(Bad Day)




Main or Ravi firse khaddey hue or bahaar ki taraf chal diye saari class fir hansi humpar or toh or woh lawda Sam Bhi hansa...

Ravi-iski toh gand fodd Deni hai Maine...

Main- sabki he tod denge bhenchod dekh Kaise hans rahe Hain gand marre...

Ritika-jaldi please...

Main-Haan re jaarahe Hain udd k jaaein Kya ab...

Ritika- excuse me ..?

Ravi-(Aaram se)lawda Mera ...

Main-nothing madam ...

Hum Dono bahaar aagaye ...

Ravi- badi mushqill se baithey they bc ...

Main- college suck I don't believe tumlog itane lambe time se Kaise sehrahe ho ye Sab...

Ravi-humaara itana nahi hota tha Bhai...infact ye madam toh bahot sweet hai ...

Main-Lawde kaa sweet dekha Maine ...

Ravi-Aamtorr par aisa nahi karti...

Main-Jo Bhi ho hai badi mast ...

Ravi-jhakkas dikhti hai...

Main-Kya faayda bc ...

Ravi-Rohit ko call Kar toh ...kahaan marwaa raha hai bc ...

Main-good idea ...

Maine Rohit ko call Kiya ..

Rohti-Ji sir...

Main-kahaan haibe ..?

Rohit- Ghar par thoda kaam tha wahi niptaa raha...

Main-Ghar par he rahiyo bhosdk ...

Rohit-kya hua ...

Main-Kya gand maardi hai iss college ki bc achaa khaasa Hua karta tha bc sablog gandu jaise behave Kar rahe Hain..ground mein bc 8-9 janne cricket khelrahe Hain 2-3 basketball 2-4 waise he jhant khujaa rahe baithke bc 4 team toh cricket ki hua karti thi idhar pehle...

Rohit-lol organise toh naa karwaatey games principal lodu or president Maha lodu ...ground ki haalat dekh bc kkitaney khaddey or pathar wagairah paddey hain kissi ko hath pair naa tudwaaane yahaan khelke ...

Main-bhosdk aaj dimag toh aisa firaa hua hai ki Dono ki he gand fodd dun ....bhenchod Mohabtein movie kaa gurukull banaa Diya college ko ..Kya lawde lawde rules Hain. 10 minutes late naa ho shaktey teacher hai nahi class mein tab Bhi phone naa use Kar shaktey Wagairah wagairah bhenchod ....lawda Mera rules follow karega...

Rohit- bhai Sab badalna padega Sab kaa Sab...

Main-Ye principal sochraha hai Sab iske under hai pehle isko aukaat dikhaana hai ki baap Kon hai opposition mein hai lawde opposition kaa he banke reh... bhenchod seats saalon ko 15% milli Hain nakhre behnchod Rulling party waale Hain inke ...iski ladki ko chod dunga main...

Rohit- bhai sahaab tagdi maal hai ....

Main-fir toh bc ussi ko chod denge...Or fir ye lawda President or uski lawdi team inki maa ko chhodun bhosdko ne maa chodd di college ki...Inka toh level Bhi nahi hai Bhenchod ....

Rohit-Sahi hai bhenchod..

Main-or fir ye lawde Sam ki gand maarni hai...

Rohit-what the fuck Woh kidhar se aaya be...?

Main-Abe lawda abhi humpar Hans raha tha bharri class mein ...

Rohit-gand tod de bhosdk ki...

Main-wahi...chal karta call back...Karle Tera kaam...

Rohit-ok Bhai..

Call disconnected...

Main-bhai simple c baat hai classes Apne buss ki baat nahi befaltu frustration hoti hai or frustrate bc mujhe hona he nahi hai befaltu sir dard hoga...fir gussa aaega aise fir dikkat hojaaegi... Sablog ko semester clear caahiye woh main kardunga bc itana IQ toh hai ki Bina padhe nikaal lun ...

Ravi-Bhosdk fir Bhi attendance toh complete karni padegi naa...Warna rusticate kardenge..

Main-kitani % caahiye hoti attendance...

Ravi- dekhle iss semester ki complete karne k liye tereko at least 90%+ present rehna hai..waise toh 70% he hoti hai but tu gayab tha toh woh Bhi absent lagegi...

Main-koi naa attendance lagaake nikallunga yaa sojaaunga bc who gives a fuck...Babhi ko Bhi boldunga aaj...

Humlog laxman k pass aae...toh canteen mein Woh Anshul (Ruhi kaa Bhai) woh maal Mouni or woh teesra ladka Uska naam Kya tha bhenchod...Sunil Sunil ..wohlog baithey kuch padh rahe they....

Anshul-Wassup AP Bhai ...

Main- Matt Puch Bhai ..Subah se hide and seek khel raha teachers k sath...

Anshul- Matlab...?

Main- teachers bahaar nikaal rahe class se...

Anshul-Puri class ko...?

Main-nahi humse he kuch khaas lagaav tha...

Ravi-lol ahahaaha..

Main-Oye LAX...

Lax-ji Bhai ...

Main-2 ....

LAX- Abhi laaya Bhai...

Ravi-andar chalein ...

Main-Chaltey Hain kuch toh frustration Kam hogi..

Ravi-Aaja...

Main-Abe tumhaari padhaai Puri nahi hoti Kya..kabhi class wagairah nahi lagaatey bahaar padhtey rehtey...

Ravi-Actually I guess I know ye log k notes nahi bane they toh Nicki mam ne inlog ko tabtak class se out kardiya jabtak notes naa complete hojaaein ...apni he class mein Hain ye...Sam ne Bhi Tabhi woh notes banaae they...

Main-lol...

Anshul- yep aapse Bhi buri haalat hai..

Main- Ruhi ko boldey woh likhdegi
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doctor waali handwriting mein kuch Bhi kuch Bhi likhdegi wahi check karwaaliyo..

Anshul-hahaha nice idea ...but woh ultaa mujhe he fod dengi...

Main-toh fir Likho bhai mast main Chala...

Humlog andar cabin mein aaye or cigarette jalaali ...ki tabhi Nicki mam kaa call aagaya...

Main-Ji madam..

Nicki-Tumlog firse bahaar nikal Gaye class se...

Main-Nikal Gaye nahi nikaal diye Gaye ....

Nicki-CLASS mein movies dekhoge toh Yahi hoga...

Main-Teacher late tha toh khaali chalaai thi movie woh madam ekdum se saamne aake khaddi hogayi toh main Kya karun....or waise Bhi ye classes waala system bhooljaao ab...

Nicki-matlab...

Main-main naa lagaane waala Semester clear toh main waise Bhi kardunga Bina class toh befaltu dimag kaa dahi Bhi kyun karwaaya..

Nicki-kon Kiya dahi. ..

Main-actually aap he ne suruwaat ki...

Nicki-maine kuch nahi kiya ye rules Hain Meri class mein Jo Bhi late aata sidha bahaar he jaata...

Main-Aji haan aapke bade rules hogaye ...

Nicki-ab Hain toh hain....

Main-oho ho nakhre..

Nicki-ab nakhre Hain toh Hain...

Main-main toh new tha mujhe toh bulaana tha andar rules samjhaadetey ...

Nicki- nope...

Main-toh main rojj he late aaunga jabtak samjhaaoge nahi bahaar he rakhna ...

Nicki-ye jidd naa laga ab...

Main-infact aaunga he nahi itani Subah uthke even alarm se Bhi pehle uthgaya tha main can you believe this full excited tha class k liye Subah he waat lagaadi aapne...

Nicki-woh isliye ki tu time se aae aage se....

Main-agar samjhaatey tab naa aage se aata on time nahi aaunga abtoh aaungaich nahi ...1st or 2nd class cancel ...

Nicki-ab ye nakhre Tere...

Main-hain toh Hain ab Kya karein...

Nicki-maine sorry nahi bolna caahe kuch Karle ...

Main-mujhe sunana Bhi nahi sorry...aap Apne rules dekho jaake ...

Nicki-Kya ladkiyon ki tarah Kar raha hai yaar...

Main-ab Hain toh Hain Kya karein..

Ye bolke Maine call cut kardiya or Agar Nicki mam ko kissi cheej se nafrat hai toh woh hai Unki call yaa baat bina permission cut karne waalon se...

Ravi-hogaya kalyaan bc bataake toh cut karta ...

Main-hum frustrated Hain toh dusron ko Bhi toh karein...

Ravi- lawde lagwaaega Bhai...

Humne cigarette pee tabtak 2 Baar Nicki mam kaa call aaya Jo Maine nahi uthaaya cigarette peeke humlog bahaar aae wahaan baithey toh Laxman coffee Le aaya ...

Main-Bc Kya movie k chakkar mein lawde lage aaj...

Ravi-din kharaab ho toh Bhai Kya Kar shaktey Hain....

Humlog baithey he they wahaan ki udhar kaafi saare students Ek sath aae at least 15_20 toh honge he Jisme Ritu ,Simmy ,Piyu , Vishal , Raj or Avinash Bhi they (Ye sablog Rohit k sath Hain or last part mein bhi aachuke hain)

Main-ye Kya haibe...

Ravi-Ye Rohit ki class k students Hain saare he aagaye ye toh almost...Oye Raj aajao be idhar wahaan naa seat millegi

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Woh Sab humaari side aagaye or baithgaye...

Ritu-Hello AP ...

Main-Hi...Kya hua...?tumsablog?

Ritu-Nicki mam yaar achaanak mood kharaab hogaya unka or jiss-2 k notes thodey bahot bhi complete naa they un sabko bahaar nikaal Diya or no entry kardiya jabtak complete naa hon...pata nahi ekdum se gussa hogayi .

Main-ahahaahahahahah...

Ravi-lol gajab ..

Ritu-kya hua...

Main- koi phone aaya hoga uske baad gussa Hui hongi...

Piyu-haan Ek phone Kiya tha unhone but tumhe Kaise pata..?

Main - kyunki unke gusse kaa reason humlog he Hain or phone humein he Kiya tha madam ne...

Ritu-Seriously ...

Main-ahahaahahahahah ..

Ravi-bola tha phone cut Matt karr ..in becharon k l lagwaadiye ...

Main-bola toh tha apun frustrated Hain toh dusron ko Bhi kartey hain...

Ritu-Puri class gaaliyan degi tumhe..

Ravi-munh fodd dunga Ek Ek kaa...

Wohlog kuch boltey usase pehle Anjali kaa call aagaya..

Main-Ji Madam...

Anjali-Wassup...?

Main-all good you tell.?

Anjali-listen aaj 4:30 pm par Station aajaana ...

Main-Kya hua..?

Anjali- commissioner sir ne bulaaya hai sabko..red John k liye..

Main-Uska Kya...

Anjali-I don't know yaar koi plan wagairah hoga...

Main-humaari team k alaawa koi naa ho wahaan...

Anjali- unhone keval humein he bulaaya hai...

Main-shabas pohanchjaaenge...

Call disconnected...

Commissioner k baare mein jarra bataadun Jo last part mein Apne khass SP they yogesh uncle unka Promotion ho Chuka hai or ab woh Commissioner of police Hain...

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Update-25(Ritu)


Ritu mujhe thoda awkward lag rahi thi woh caahe kitana he normal behave Kare uppar se but inside woh kaafi Pareshan thi shayad woh confused thi ki Kya main apni relationship ko continue karunga yaa nahi yaa maybe woh continue naa karna caahti ho...isiliye Main canteen mein se uske sath bahaar nikla Ravi Bhi Sath mein tha lekin woh situation ko samjhtey hue wahaan se gayab hogaya ....or hum dono parking mein aagaye..

Main-So finally we officially alone met...

Ritu- yep I was waiting for this...

Main-mujhe boldeti main mill leta..call kardeti...

Ritu-mujhe laga tum busy hoge itane time baad aae ho bahot kaam hoga so thoda wait karliya ...

Main-good see tumhe toh maalum he hai ki main ghumaa firaake baat nahi karta ...

Ritu-yeah I know...

Main-So baat ye hai ki main loggon k cehre padhleta Hun or tumhe dekh k saaf lag raha hai ki tum tensed ho depressed ho..and that is not good...

Ritu-no no I am fine....

Main-Sssshhh..! Mere saamne Juth nahi bolpaaogi...and mujhe reason Bhi pata hai insabka and the reason is me ...You are confused about me you are depressed about me ...and I don't like it ...I know tum kuch kahogi nahi because you are so sweet but Yahi sach hai ...lekin Ek baat main saaf bataadun Ritu you are free to do whatever you want to do Maine pehle Bhi kahaa tha main tumhaara bf nahi Hun Jo tumhe force karunga kissi cheej k liye it's your life it's your choice so jaise caaho waise life spend Karo apni and forgot me bus as a friend yaad rakho wahi kaafi hai tum caahe jiske sath ghumo mujhe koi problem nahi hai kissi ko Bhi boyfriend banaao mujhe problem nahi hai ...You know Ritu tumhe mere baare mein Sab pata he hoga my personality is like a playboy main Ek ladki k sath nahi reh shakta jyaada time ye Maine pehle Bhi kahaa tha main aajtak kaafi ladkiyon k sath Raha lekin Jo attachment Mera tumhaare sath tha woh kissi k sath nahi hua or I guess hoga Bhi nahi but frankly speaking tum Bhi mere sath nahi rehpaaogi and you know it and I know tumhaara bf hai ab and I love that I am so happy for you I hope you stay happy always ...Meri taraf se tumhe tension lene ki koi jarurat nahi hai kyunki agar tension logi toh bimaar hogi Jo bahot bura hai...

Main chup hua or Ritu ki taraf dekha toh uski aankhon mein ye bade+2 aanshu they bc ...

Main-are Kya hua wtf...

Lekin main kuch bolta usase pehle usne mujhe kass k hug karliya...

Ritu- I always respected you AP but aaj Meri najron mein tum or Bhi unche hogaye ....See 2 things 1st Mera koi bf nahi hai I mean haan I have some boys as friends but no i don't have any boyfriend ...

Main-opps that was a mistake...

Ritu-secondly you are the only guy I met who is so open truthfull about himself and I love this about you...I know tum ye pyaar wyaar mein believe nahi kartey but I hope ki agar Mera boyfriend ho toh tumjaisa ho...

Main-chance he naa hai I am one and only ..

Ritu- so I pray to God ki in future tum he mere boyfriend ho...

Main-nope I am over this boyfriend girlfriend shit I hate itek Baar try Kiya abtak lawde lagele hain main playboy he theek Hun...But ek second agar tumhaara koi bf nahi hai toh tum mujhse confused kyun ho...

Ritu- 1.5 year is a long time AP mujhe laga tha ki maybe tum badal Gaye hoge I thought that drug made you something else ...mujhe nahi maalum tha tum humaari relationship ko Kaise handle karoge isiliye darri Hui thi...but AP tum nahi badle you can't change you are the same AP I loved once ...

Main-apun nahi badal shakta never...chal aankhein ponch Le koi aajaega befaltu mein...

Ritu ne apni aankhein ponchi or normal Hui...

Main-So live freely now Jo karna Karo koi tension Matt lo i will be always there for you ...

Ritu- I know ...You are the best friend I have ever had...

Main-Chal pakka Matt nikal ab Naya bf Bhi dhundana hai tujhe...

Ritu-very funny ...what about you tumhe Bhi toh koi nayi ladki dhundani hogi aajkal flirt wagairah nahi kartey tum ...Kya hua AP the great slow hogaya Kya...?

Main-lol never I am faster then ever bus thoda settle hojaaun fir shikaar dhundunga Yun chutkiyon mein pataalunga ... my flirt game is on point...Bus abhi bahot bakchodi horahi hai thoda normal hojaaun fir Start karunga...

Ritu-very good...ladki dhundun...?

Main- I dont depend on anyone...Main apna shikaar khud dhundata Hun...

Ritu-lets see..

Finally Ritu kaa matter Bhi short out hogaya ab woh Bhi normal thi Warna bechaari depression mein challi jaati uske baad Main or Ravi Ghar aagaye...ghar par hall mein Babhi Or Meenu baithi baatein Kar rahi thi...

Babhi-aaiye aaiye sir...

Main-Sidha bataadeta hun Meri koi galati nahi thi ...

Babhi-oho ho!

Main-Nicki mam ki galati hai unko sunaao aap...

Babhi- Cool... Nicki kaa call aaya tha mujhe usne kahaa ki tumhaari galati hai tumhe sunaaun ...you know Maine Kya kahaa ..?

Main-nope...

Babhi-wahi puraana dialogue tum dono k matters tum dono suljhaao main bich mein nahi aaungi aisa he school mein hota tha aisa he ab hoga...

Main-Main nipatlunga...

Babhi- + mujhe semester clear caahiye I don't care tu Kya karta hai Kya nahi mujhe bus 2 cheejon se Matlab hai first college se rusticate naa hona no. 2 semester clear karna ...

Main-dono he karlunga main don't worry...

Babhi-good for you Warna main Tera munh fod dungi...

Main-great...

Meenu- khaana lagwaadun ...

Main-yep Jaldi fir humein Anji k pass jaana hai...Jaanwar kidhar hai...

Babhi- party office Gaye Hain dono...

Main-A Ravi phone Kar toh unko bol sidha Station he aajaein..

Ravi-karta ...

Humlog ne khaana khaaya or kapdey change kiye and fir RR Leke Station k liye nikal paddey ...Car park karke humlog andar aae ye Haryana kaa biggest and most busiest police station hai iske under at least 550 villages 45 police stations or small chownkies toh pata nahi kitani aati Hain andar hall mein constables , attenders , FIR department ,Receivers etc waalon k cabins they kaafi Saare uske alaawa 7 cells thi Jisme temporarily Criminals ko rakhttey Hain fir first floor par 4 bade rooms Hain Jisme 8 sub inspectors baithtey Hain Uske alaawa Ek bada saa room hai tech related stuff k liye jahaan Pooja kaa cabin hai fir ek record room hai jahaan puraane records files wagairah rehtj Hain....uske alaawa Ek office Senior PI (Police Inspector) kaa hai I mean Jiya kaa or Fir Area chief kaa Office hai yaani Anjali kaa ...uske alawa staff room , equipment room ,Weapon room ,store room, waiting room etcetera Hain ...kull milaake ekdum faadu police station hai...

Humlog sidha first floor par aae Wahaan Sidhiyon k saamne he Jiya kaa office hai jisme kaanch kaa gate lagaa hai Andar Jiya k sath 4-5 log mojuud they ..

Ravi-Abe ye Ashish Ajit lucky wagairah yahaan kya kar rahe Hain...?

Actually Andar Jiya k sath Ashish ,Ajit ,Lucky ,Sana or Divya they...

Main-aae honge college kaa koi stuff Leke ...

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Update-26 (No Plan..????)



Main-Chal andar chalke puchtey Hain ...

Humlog Jiya k cabin k andar aae ..

Main-Wassup J...

Jiya-Wasssup AP ...all good ..?

Main-yo..

Jiya- Ravi kya haal chaal..?

Ravi-bad day in college ...tum sunao..?

Jiya-Same bad day in office...bored AF..

Main-Kya be jhingurr idhar Kya Kar rela hai...

Ashish- Complaint Leke aae Hain ..

Main-kiski..?

Ashish- police waalon ki...

Main-what the fuck... police waalon ki complaint police waalon k pass ..shabbas..

Jiya- Dikkat ye hai ki yahaan Jo tumhaare president sahaab baithey Hain ye bata rahe Hain ki inko regularly college mein day patrolling k liye 3 pcrs caahiye ...

Main-wtf aisa Kya hua kitana toh shant hai college ...?

Lucky- security reasons aajkal ladaai jhagdey kaafi hotey Hain...

Main-Abe ganwaar tujhe maalum hai 3 pcrs kab chalti Hain jab koi area bahot jyaada sensitive ho ...college k liye pcrs nahi chalwaatey...

Lucky-agar kuch hua toh Kon jimmedaar hoga..

Main-tujhe maalum haina College k liye ek alag see police chowki hai college k back side ..?jahaan 1 biker or 3 constables +2 lady police humessa rehtey Hain...

Ashish-woh college k liye hai...?

Jiya- lol ...lo ji or yelog vice president Hain tumhaare...

Main-mereko Kya dekhrahi Maine vote naa Diya ...

Jiya-offocurse woh college k liye hai ...

Lucky-But woh Durr hai...?

Jiya- 110 meters Durr nahi hota ...or agar tumlog kehrahe ho toh 2 constables ko andar leletey Hain college k but dikkat ye rahegi ki fir tumlog president girri nahi chalaa paaoge wohlog Apne hissab se dekhenge thodi bahot dikkat hotey he wohlog arrest karlenge...

Lucky- no no woh bahaar he theek hain...

Jiya-ok anything else..?

Lucky-no thanks ...

jiya-ok thanks for wasting my time...

Main-lol Roasted...

Tabhi Anjali wahaan se nikal rahi thi Jo humein dekh andar aagayi jisse dekh Jiya apni seat se uthi...or salute kiya ..

Anjali-please sit ...

Main-lol ye Sab Bhi hota hai Kya..?

Anjali-yep off course after all In charge Hun ...by the way Kya haal chaal Hain tumlog k...

Main-L lage paddey Hain yaar aaj toh...

Anjali-koi aisa Dinn hota hai jissdin nahi lagtey..

Ravi-Sadly no...

Main-Ami kidhar hai...

Anjali-khaana khaarahi hai Pooja k sath...

Main-cool...

Jiya-you guyss can go now...

Anjali-yelog Tere college se haina...

Main-yep sadly ...but main nahi Leke aaya .

Sana-Actually one more thing madam...

Jiya-yess...

Sana-Actually College k just saamne or aas pass kaafi smoking shops Hain wohlog tambaakhu gutkaa wagairah Sab sell kartey Hain or students wahaan ikatha hoke cigarettes peetey Hain even bahaar k log wahaan khaddey hoke college girls ko Pareshan kartey Hain...toh kyaa aaplog unhe hatwaa nahi shaktey ..?

Anjali-sadly dukkan hum nahi hatwaa shaktey as unke pass license hai haan but tambaakhu gutkaa cigarettes wagairah hatwaadenge or wahaan par ikatha nahi hone denge students ko...Jiya Kal Ajay ko bhejdena woh shop owners ko samjhaa aaega....

Jiya-Ok madam...

Sana-Infact mam college k andar Bhi kuch log cigarettes peetey Hain...unkaa Bhi band karwaaiye...

Main-what the fuck...

Ravi-Shit...

Anjali-tum he hoge..

Main- apun nahi hai...

Anjali- bandh karwaadun fir ...

Main-pehle jagah to dhundo...

Ashish-woh main dhundlunga madam...

Main-tera munh fod dunga bhosdk ...

Anjali-language AP...

Main-hum dono kaa chalta rehta hai iska naam he bhosdk hai...

Anjali-Language ..

Main-ok sorry... dekho andar kuch naa peeta koi bahaar waalon ko hatwaado ...

Anjali-Ajay ko boldiyo tu...

Main- tu boldiyo main kyun bolun Mera koi role nahi hai..I dont give a fuck...

Anjali-Language AP...

Main-haa haa maalum hai.... tumlog jaao re yaa Abhi pcr Leke he jaaoge ...

Ajit-abe waise tu yahaan Kya Kar raha hai ...?

Main-meri girlfriend se milne aaya Hun ..?

Ajit-kon..?

Main-Ye Anjali...

Anjali-what the fuck shut up..munh Todd dungi Tera..

Main-joking Meri bike chori hogayi uski complaint ki thi 2 din pehle or yelog Hain ki dhund k naa derahe aaj inki waat lagaane aaya Hun...

Woh log uthey he they jaane k liye ki Abeer or Mangal Bhi whaaan aagaye bc saara bhaaanda fodd doge I mean I know ki sabko maalum hai humlog police k sath Hain and all but bc khud prove karne ki Kya jarrurat hai..

Abeer-kya hua re kaaeko bulaaya..?

Main-Arey ye log Meri bike naa derahe dhund k..?

Abeer-kaaeki bike ...?

Mangal-konsi..?

Main-Abe Jo chori Hui thi jiski fir likhwaai thi Maine...

Abeer-kab bc ...?

Mangal-ohh! Achaa -2 woh black waali...

Main-Haan bc ye samjhgaya...

Ashish-Abeer Bhai Kaise ho..?

Abeer-badhiya chotu tu kaisa hai...

Ashish-badhiya Bhai...

Abeer-Anup ka beta Hai naa tu...

Ashish-ji Bhai...

Abeer-badhiya badhiya ..papa theek Haina ..?

Ashish-Ji ekdum fit...

Main-chalo re nikalo ab dusraon kaa Bhi no. Aanedo...

Uske baad Ashish and gang wahaan see nikal gayi ....

Mangal-kya hua kaaeko bulaaya..?

Anjali- commissioner sir aarahe Hain wahi jaane..

Main-cool....

Anjali-seriously yaar college mein cigarettes peetey ho tumlog...

Main-college mein nahi cateen mein woh Bhi cave mein kissi ko maalum takk naa hai kabhi Hawa banaane ko bandh naa karwaadena principal ko maalum Chala toh Laxman ki job jaaegi....

Anjali-nahi karwaarahi bhadak Matt...

Main-J yelog aage kabhi aaein naa toh mereko bataana Kya kaam aae they personal ho yaa college based...

Jiya- cool...

Anjali-aise information leak nahi kartey humlog ...

Main- Mera dimag aaj already firra hua hai Orr Matt ghumma...

Anjali-hahaha jab tu gussa hota Haina tab Teri firki lene mein or jyaada majja aata hai...

Main-shut the fuck up...teko maalum hai aaj meko Nicki mam ne class se bahaar nikaal Diya...

Anjali-seriously Nicki ne ...?

Main-yep apni Nicki ne ...

Mangal-thats fucked up bro...

Anjali-that sucks...

Main-yep it does... isiliye dimag ghumela hai...

Thodi derr baad commissioner uncle Bhi aagaye or Hum Sab Meeting room mein aae...Wahaan Main ,Ravi ,Abeer ,Mangal ,AMi ,Anjali ,Jiya ,Pooja ,Deepak ,Ajay , Commissioner uncle Or Rajat they

Yogesh-Bhai first of all meeting suru karney see pehle ...

Main-Ji uncle...

Yogesh-First point tumhaari Aunty tumse kaafi naaraj hai or Jab bhi millne jaaega dhulaai pakki hai...

Aunty-Lol...

Main-Aunty ko to Yun manaalunga main ...Yun chutkiyon mein...

Yogesh-itane saalon mein main naa seekh paaya tum mujhse Jaldi seekh Gaye...

Main-because I am fast...

Yogesh-ok everyone jokes apart sabko pata hai main yahaan kyun hun AP redjohn k lite Kya defense hai..?

Main-Frankly speaking uncle koi defense nahi hai filhaal...

Ye sun Sab solid chownkey...

Sab-what.....?

Main-sadly Yess...because abhi usne haryana mein khass kuch kiya hai nahi or woh Harr jagah par ek pattern banaake Sab kaam karta hai or humaare usko pakadne kaa ekmaatar chance hai ki hum us pattern ko samjhein iske alaawa koi Chance hai he nahi or pattern tab banega jab woh kuch harkat karega ...no harkat no pattern and no pattern no chance of catching red John...

Anjali-Toh it means ki hum wait karenge ki kab woh kissi ko maare...?Matlab hum balli denge loggon ki..

Main- actually yes and no at same time....dekho jaruri nahi hai redjohn keval loggon ko maarke he pattern banaae woh humaare sath khelne k liye pattern kaa hint pehle Bhi de shakta hai because he is too smart and fast also he loves playing with people...

Anjali-lekin agar usne ye nahi Kiya toh..?

Main-Sadly kuch loggon ko marrna padega..

Sab-what the hell...?

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Update-27(The Normal Life)



Anjali-you can't be serious...

Main- See everyone ye koi movie nahi hai jahaan tumlog sabko bachaa he loge this is Real life right here unlog ko to waise Bhi marrna he hai no chance hum unhe bachaa shaktey Hain or agar unko bachaane kaa koi plan kissi k pass hai toh bataado I will be with you ...bolo...

Anjali-not right now but I am sure ki humlog koi idea nikaal lenge I mean you are capable of it...

Main-naa naa mujhe include naa Karo kyunki main Sab soch Chuka every single possible way but mujhe kuch na milla but if tumlog ko kuch mille toh sure hum jarur bachaaenge unko...but tabtak k liye ye maanke Chalo ki hum unhe nahi bachaa shaktey or ye bachon jaisa behave karna bandh Karo aage k baare mein Socho un sabki death kitani jindagiyaan bachaalegi kyunki red John kuch bada karega or agar usse humne nahi roka toh bahot jyaada log marenge or aise 4-5 loggon k liye hum sabko khatre mein Nahi daal shaktey not happening...

Yogesh- toh humein karna Kya hai abhi..?

Main-nothing uncle just wait ...Red John ab or Bhi dimag lagaaega usse maalum hai humaare baare mein toh woh ek ek kadam soch k uthaaega or jab woh kadam uthaaega tab humaara kaam suru hoga usase pehle humein bus wait karna hai...

Yogesh- Ok ..let him make the move first then we will see what can be done...

Main-exactly...Hum normal rahenge koi media se baat nahi karega koi Bhi Apne khabri log ko kaam par nahi lagaaega koi Bhi John par research nahi karega guys redjohn is very smart agar usse jarra c Bhi bhanak lagi ki humlog ne kaam suru kardiya hai toh woh fir plan badal dega or fir usse pakadna almost naamumkin hoga ...isliye humein kuch Bhi nahi karna hai just wait ...

Uske baad thodi common cheejon par baatein hui or meeting over Hui....Yogesh uncle challe Gaye ..or uske baad humlog Bhi ghar aagaye kuch relatives family friends millne aae mujhse bus aaj Yahi hua nothing else next day fir humlog college jaane k liye ready hue Naasta Karke nikal Gaye sidha college k liye ....on time college pohanchey but class mein toh late he jaana tha *Nicki mam vs me* match suru ho Chuka tha...let's see pehle sorry Kon bolega ...or jaise he 10 minutes uppar Hui class time se humlog class ki taraf chal paddey...

Sam-bhosdk aaj fir bahaar khadda rehna padega ...

Main-toh Kya hua badla Bhi toh Lena hai madam se..

Ravi-haa bc koi naa holenge khaddey ...

Humlog class k gate k saamne aae toh Nicki madam padha rahi thi class mein ..

Main-May we come in madam..

Ye sun madam ne humaari taraf dekha or unka already frustrated mood or jyaada kharaab hogaya woh kuch seconds takk humein ghurrti rahi or fir boli...

Nicki-No ...15 minutes late bahaar he khaddey raho...
Ispar Puri class fir chownki ki bc ye ho Kya rela hai...

Main-Sure mam..

Ye bolke humlog gate se side hatke khaddey hogaye ...

Main-ahahaahahahahah gajab bc...

Sam-lol that was epic...

Ravi- true...lol..

Humlog ne bahaar he kuch derr bakchodi ki or Tabhi humein wahaan se Amit sir jaatey hue dikhe Amit sir wahi Jo Apne khass Hain ...

Amit-Are mere sherr kaisa hai tu...

Main-Are Sirji Daya hai aapki...

Amit-Daya kahaan be Pooja hai Teri Babhi kaa naam toh...

Main-Sense of humor abhi Bhi tagda hai Sirji...

Amit-Toh maanta hai naa..?

Ye bolke woh mujhse galle mille...

Amit-long time yaar haan all good..?

Main-ekdum...jhakkas...

Amit-Shabbas ...sorry yaar woh pehle naa mill paaya thoda Bimaar tha toh chutti li this college se...

Main-Are koi baat nahi sir ab mill liye naa ...

Amit-Ek baat hai bc Rohit ne bataaya tu Bhi admission leliya abtoh Tera Bhi sir lagne laggya main...

Main-lol wahi toh..

Amit-bahot Ajeeb lagega yaar ...

Main-Fir Bhi students k saamne toh sir he bulaana padega...

Amit-Wahi toh ye dono Bhi wahi kartey hain...Rohit toh kabse Yahi karta hai...

Main-wahi main karunga .

Amit-sahi hai...

Main-chalo lagaao aap class yahaan aaoge tab millenge...

Amit-aata Hun class mein ...

Main-Sure...

Ye bolke Amit sir wahaan se challe Gaye...

Main-Bc ye naa badlega ...

Ravi-chance he naa hai...

Main-25 minutes already late Gaya hai class mein lol...

Humlog ne Puri class bahaar bakchodi peli aaj intentionally bahaar they toh utana bore Bhi naa hue or class end hone ki Bell lagi lekin madam bahaar nahi aai maybe kuch minutes extra lerahi thi...

Main-Next Bhi naa lagaani naa ..?

Sam-Dekhle Teri marji....

Ravi-chhod detey Hain..

Main-yep ...usko Bhi Nicki mam ne he strictly lene ko bola hoga Kal, cousin Jo hai Nicki mam ki koi naa dekhlenge...

Tabhi Woh Kal Waali Ritika madam Bhi wahaan aagayi or bahaar khaddi hoke Nicki mam k bahaar aane kaa Wait karne lagi ...

Main-Good Morning Madam...

Riti-Morning ...

Sam&Ravi-Morning mam...

Riti-Good morning...tumlog yahaan bahaar Kya Kar rahe ho...?

Sam-Punishment...

Riti-Oh God ! Aaj fir...

Main-Yep...

Riti-very good...

Tabhi Nicki mam Bhi bahaar aagayi...

Riti-Hello di...

Nicki-Hi...

Nicki mam kaa mood abhi Bhi kharaab tha Jo main unke hi bolne se he samjh Gaya ...

Nicki-Seriously ab daily Yahi karoge...?

Main-Bataaya toh tha Kal...

Nicki- Don't start this again...

Main-Aapne suru Kiya...

Nicki-Bataaya toh tha rules are rules for everyone...

Main-main bhi toh bataaya tha ki mujhe rules maalum he nahi they...so kaise applicable honge mujhpar rules...ek baar bataatey toh Sahi..

Nicki- ab toh pata Haina...ab kyun nahi aaya..

Main-Nahi ab mujhmein attitude aagaya ...Pehle samjhaao fir aaunga..in front of class ...

Nicki- not happening...

Main-Then I ain't comming...

Nicki- Main Sorry nahi bolungi...

Main-Same...

Nicki-I hate you so much right now....

Riti-Hello hello ye ho Kya Raha hai...

Nicki-Nothing humaari he Kahaani hai tu chhod...befaltu ghumjaaegi...

Main-Yep...

Nicki-tumlog jaao ab ye toh lagaao class...

Main-Nope...

Nicki-what the hell...?Ye Bhi nahi ...

Main-Exactly ...

Nicki-reason..?

Main- attitued...

Nicki-You guyss are too much...urhghhhh...

Nicki mam pair patak k wahaan se challi gayi...

Riti-So unke bad mood kaa reason tum Sab ho...?

Ravi-exactly...

Riti- Itana gussa Maine nahi dekha di ko kabhi...

Sam-humne dekha hai humaara ye chalta rehta hai bahot pehle se...

Riti-Ok Chalo yahaan Matt khaddey raho bhaago yahaan se agar class nahi lagaani toh...

Main-Chalo re...

Riti-i don't have any problem lagaani hai toh aajaao...

Main-Nope...

Riti- Exams nahi dene...?

Main-Uske liye class ki jarurat nahi hai apneko..

Riti-great...Chalo fir bhaago..

Ye bolke humlog canteen ki taraf aagaye bc finally kitane time baad normal life style jee Raha Hun main bc bore hoagaya tha Sab bakchodi se ...ab jabtak Redjohn nahi aata tabtak Yahi time pass karna hai...

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Update-28 (I Am What I Am)


Lekin Meri Sahi chalti Hui life tab dagmaga gayi jab Maine Canteen mein kadam rakha or Meri najar sidhe ek table par gayi or wahi k wahin rukk gayi or Mera Mann khudse he bol padda...

Zindgi Ka Har Zakham Uski Mehrbani Hai;
Meri Zindgi To Ek Adhuri Kahani Hai;
Mita Deta Har Dard Ko Magar;
Ye Dard Hi To Uski Aakhri Nishani Hai!

Mere just Saamne Riya baithi thi usne mujhe dekha Maine usse or humaari aankhein ek dusre se milli orr kuch derr k liye wahin k wahin rukk gayi Maine uski aankhon mein dekha she was alone , stressed ,Happy ,still bright and Non Caring and you know mujhe ye Sab Kaise pata hai because I know her that well...Uski aankhon mein almost mujhe dekh k aanshu aagaye they lekin humaari najrein nahi hatti or tab mere aankhon k aage ekdum se humaari Puri relationship flashback mein chalne lagi fast forward mode mein...

There was A time I loved her..

Or jaise he flashback khatam hua Maine apni aankhon ko wahaan se hattney kaa hukkam Diya aisa he Riya ne Kiya maybe woh Bhi past ki journey Kar aai thi uske baad woh ektak niche table par dekhne lagi...tight yellow Salwaar suit mein woh pehle se bhi jyaada cute lag rahi thi I admit that but dikkat ye thi ki mujhe ab ghanta farak nahi padta tha...

Sam-Beijjati naa karwaa chup chaap seedha guffa mein chal...

Main-Lawda Mera I dont care Aaram se chall...

Humlog guffa mein aagaye andar ..main caahe kuch Bhi kehlun but mere dil k kissi Kone mein Riya abhi bhi shaamil thi but dikkat ye thi ki mujhe uss Kone se ab koi waasta nahi tha bc firse romance waali line nahi pakadni hai Kon itani mehnat Kare Kon iss dil ko manaae woh Sab firse karne k liye naa Ji naa hum adultery waale Hain yahin rehneydo...

Main-Jokes apart Riya pehle se Bhi jyaada hot hogayi hai...

Sam-Hahahahha bhag be lawde...

Ravi- Aashiq jaaga Kya be..?

Main-Aji lawda Mera ...itana chutiya samjhaa hai Kya ek baar chhod Diya Jo chhod Diya doobara uss taraf nahi jaata main..bhosdko tumhe toh maalum he hai...main toh generally bataa Raha Hun ki woh kaafi hot hogayi hai...

Laxman- Yahi hai Kya woh Bhai...?

Ravi-Haan yellow waali...

Laxman- Chalo mulaakat hogayi aapki ...

Main-Hogayi...Bc mujhe 85% ladkiyon k naam yaad nahi rehtey jinke sath main soya Hun but iska toh mujhe nail polish Bhi yaad rehta hai...

Ravi -hahahah matlab you still have feelings for her...?

Main-Offcourse natural Hai Bhai itani pataaka ladki k liye feeling toh hongi he but don't worry we are not getting back together...woh feelings naa Hain...

Ravi-Good for you Warna fir lawde lagenge...

Humlog ne cigarette or coffee pee bahaar aae tabtak Riya jaachuki thi or Bahaar aatey he mera phone Baja Jo Jiya kaa tha...

Main-Wassup J....?

Jiya-All good kahaan ho...?

Main-college ...

Jiya- class mein yaa free ho.,.?

Main-Free...Kya hua...?

Jiya- Main yahaan bahaar aai Hun woh shops k waastey idhar time lagega tumlog aajaaao idhar bore hori main...

Main-Aata Hun...

Humlog bahaar gaye to wahaan Jiya k alaawa 4-5 hawaldaar Bhi they...or Lucky and gang Bhi ...uske alaawa kaafi students or Bhi they Jo lucky k supporters they yaa president k supporters...I don't know...

Main- Wassup...

Jiya-All good Work going fine...

College k gate k saamne 3-4 dukaan Hain Uske alaawa 1 cafe , Restaurant or juice parlor wagairah Hain unmein se kuch par Tambaakhu related products sell kartey Hain wahi bandh karwaane aai Thi Jiya...

Main-Ajay nahi aaya...?

Jiya-Wohlog Kissi Ko arrest karne gaye Hain toh main free thi isliye aagayi..

Ashish-abe tumlog ko aaj Bhi bahaar nikaala madam ne...

Main-Nikaala nahi khud nikale hum bhosdk dekha nahi...Kya chutiya dimag Leke paida hua tha bc tu...

Ashish- Kya Lady Policie k aage gaaliyan dera hai sharam naa aati..

Jiya-I don't mind humaara chalta rehta hai AP continue Karo...

Main-ab bol bc or khaaega ..

Ashish-Nope Pait bharr gaya...

Ashish- Aajkal kiska game bajaane ki planning Kar Raha hai..

Main-Kissi kaa Bhi nahi lode Hitman samjha hai Kya mujhe ...haan agar koi villain aaya toh Uska jarur bajaa dunga ....

Jiya-Ye Sab teko killer samjh baithey ...

Main-Chutiya log yaar ..

Aise he time pass mein aajka din nikala or aise he next 2 din orrr nikal Gaye hum jaan bujh kar Nicki mam ki class mein late hotey or woh humein bahaar nikaal deti full gusse mein...main enjoy Kar raha tha ye Sab bc kyunki ek baar bakchodi suru Hui toh ye sab naa millne waala ...or abtak John bhi koi bakchodi Nahi Kar Raha tha bc mujhe toh ye samjh naa aaraha tha ki woh Aisa Kar Kya Raha hai...

Next day Bhi Subah humaara Yahi plan tha ki Class mein late jaaenge college hum time se pehle he aagaye they canteen ki taraf jaa he rahe they ki ek peon mere pass aaya ...

Peon-AP beta Principal Sir ne bulaaya hai tumhe abhi...

Main-Abhi...?Aisa Kya hua...?

Peon-woh nahi maalum beta ..

Main-Ok let's go...

Main Sidha Principal k cabin mein gaya wahaan woh akela baitha koi documents read Kar Raha tha ...

Prin- AP please have a seat,..

Main-Thanks Sir...

Prin-So coming to the point I guess 5-6 din hogaye tumhe college aatey hue right..?

Main-Yess sir...

Prin-Oe classes kitani lagaai iss bich tumne...?

Main-.w.w.woh Sir...

Princ-Letme tell you 0....I told you AP tumpar najar rakhunga main...

Main-woh toh sir...

Princ-No no no main koi high school teacher nahi Hun AP Jo tum bahaane banaaoge ...tum rojj college aatey ho yahaan ghumtey ho 70% time Canteen mein spend kartey ho baaki 30% ghumtey hue waste kartey ho jab Mann karta hai bahaar challe jaatey ho even tumne I-card nahi liya abtak ...Maine kahaa tha tumhe insabka khass dhyaan rakhna hai as a sincere student rehna hai toh raho Warna I will rusticate you from the college...

Main-Wait a minute don't turn this around on me no.1 Maine abtak college mein kuch bhi nahi Kiya hai so I am still a sincere student ...rahi baat I card ki toh mujhe abtak inform nahi Kiya Gaya hai ki Woh bana yaa nahi bana..

Princ-Woh khud jaake pata karna padta hai...

Main- I paid 2 million rupees as fees for this college woh Maine I-card k liye chakkar kaatne ko nahi diye Hain...

Princ-Padhne k liye Diya Hain I know but padh bhi toh nahi rahe tum class mein tab jaatey ho jab already half class khatam hochuuki hoti hai then tumhe entry nahi milti uske baad tum class ki taraf dekhtey bhi nahi tumhaare friends bahaar see aakar k yahaan ladaai kartey Hain...

Main-Kon friends...

Princ-I don't know you tell me jiss ladki ne ussdin library k saamne ladaai ki thi...even tumhe bhi maara usne ..

Main-She was not with me woh police waalon k sath thi...

Princ-Lekin us time woh tumhaare sath thi...But the point here is classes kyun nahi lagaatey tum...

Main- I don't need classes to pass the exams I can do that on my own...

Princ-Toh fir admission kyun liya Distance education se he karletey college aane ki jarurat he naa hoti...

Main-I love the atmosphere here...

Princ-Stop playing with me AP ...I know tum sochrahe hoge ki main ye isliye Kar Raha Hun ki main opposition k leader kaa dad Hun but no no AP main bachon k sath Rivalry nahi rakhta everyone is equal to me and even I know ki tum mujhe yahaan se nikalwaa shaktey ho but nikalwaaoge nahi kyunki itani aukaat hai nahi tumhaari I run this college now or ye mere rules k hissab se challega I don't want to know Kya reasons Hain but aage se mujhe tum class mein caahiye attendance agar Puri nahi Hui toh main exams se pehle he bahaar faink dunga tumhe ...

Bhen k lawde Teri maa chhod dunga aise Kaise bahaar faink dega ...bhosdk ganje sirr waale lawde jaisi shakal hai Bhenchod mujhe seekhaaega...

Prin-Do I made myself clear...?

Main-yep...

Prin-Then go to the class..

Main-Ok...

Ye bolke main khadda hua...

Princ-Ye gussa Mera kuch nahi bigaad paaega...

Main-LOL iss gusse ne bade badon ko naa chhoda sir don't try to play with me because you will lose...I get that college related cheeejon k liye bolo daant bhi lagaao lekin do not try to get personal kyunki agar main personal hogaya toh fir dikkat hojaaegi...don't think I am changed now I am the same AP I used to be isliye Principal ho Principal banke raho ...don't try to be on my other side because I have done some terrible things there things you can't even imagine so I request you sir do not mess with that side of mine it's bad very very bad...Just listen this about me ..

Bbhosdko official dialogue aaraha hai taaliyaan bajni caahiye Reviews mein...

Main-Just Remember this Sir" I Am The Best At Being The Worst"...

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