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Update-29(Solved)


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Principal k lawde lagaake or khudke lawde lagwaake main wahaan se fully frustrated bahaar aaya... or bhenchod Meri frustration bahot chutiya hai gand maardeti hai...

Maine bahaar aake Sam ko call Kiya ..

Main-Aajao be class mein...

Sam-Abhi toh suru bhi naa Hui hogi ...abhi Kya karega ...

Main-class lagaani hai...

Sam-kyun what the fuck...

Main-kyunki bhosdk ye Principal ne gand maardi hai Meri ..bc sawaal jawaab ki gand mein ghuss jaata hai Sab phone par he puchle lawde..

Sam- frustrated hai Matlab tagdi gand maari hai aarahe Hain humlog...
Main uppar Gaya I card k liye toh woh ready tha...card Bina attendance nahi lagti because i-card par ek bar code hai jisko scanner par scan karna padta hai woh scanner class k andar hai just enter hotey he ....Main class k saamne aaya or fir Sam or Ravi ko Puri baat bataai ...

Main-fuck this shit bhenchod college takk toh theek Hai lekin agar abki baar ye Principal personal hua naa toh iski gand maardunga ... bhenchod haaka noodles jaisi shakal hai or nakhre Tom cruise waale....

Humlog bahaar khaddey he they ki Nicki mam wahaan aagayi...

Nicki-Oh..! Finally tumlog ne haar maan he li I knew it ...aagaye naa line par...

Lekin humaare serious thobdey dekh k woh bichmein he rukk gayi...

Nicki-What happened..?

Main befaltu Nicki daahling k uppar frustration nahi nikaalna caahta tha isliye Bina kuch kahe class mein enter Kar Gaya ...I card scan kiya Nicki mam ne piche se awaaj di lekin main anshunaa Kar aage badh Gaya...

Ashish-Lol...aagaye line par bhosdk..

Main-bhen k lawde gand naa fulla munh Todd dunga jhant k Baal.. badi chull rehti hai Teri gand mein ...idhar aa mitta deta Teri chull bhenchod...

Ashish-BC Subah Subah gaaliyann...yakkk..

Main-jaa be jhant k Baal...

Ye suntey he Aashish seedha apni seat ki taraf nikal liya or humlog piche jaake baithgaye...

Meri body k baare mein bataadun as you all know Mera gussa bahot kharaab hai or vertigo ne usko or jyaada kharaab kardiya hai but treatment k time main Gussa control karna seekh Gaya Hun isliye ab mujhe gussa aashaani see nahi aata ..lekin aata hai tab bahot bhayaanak aata hai Jo mere mind k liye bahot khatarnaak hai...

Pehle Main frustrate hota Hun uske baad woh frustration gusse mein convert hoti hai slowly or convert hotey he main gand maardeta hun fir...isliye main control Karke baithgaya class mein...

Nicki mam ne class suru ki or us time mujhe realize hua ki mujhe lawda kuch nahi pata Kya chal Raha hai or mujhe pehle puraana Sab cover karna padega iske liye tab jaake kuch aage jaa paaunga but fuck this ye easy hai who cares..

Bore hone laga toh main Bench par sirr rakhke Sone ki koshish karne laga ....lekin kaamyaab Nahi hua or Puri class Aise he nikaal di Maine ...Nicki mam chali gayi or next class start hogayi ....hum firse bench see khaddey hue or scanner par fir se attendance lagaai or waapis seat par aagaye har class ki attendance alag alag lagti Hain scanner mein..or jaise he main attendance lagaake waapis jaaraha tha tabhi woh RITIKA madam class mein aagayi...

Riti-Oho ho...! Welcome Mr.AP...

Main-thanks...

Riti-Good To see you here...

Main-Same...

Ye bolke main waapis apni seat par aagaya or wahin
bench par sirr rakhke baithgaya ...thodi derr baad woh madam piche aai...

Riti-Ye Sab toh bahaar bhi hojaata class mein aae ho toh thoda padhlo...

Main-kuch samjh nahi aaraha pehle puraana clear karna padega uske baad class mein dhyaan dunga abhi befaltu mein ratta nahi maarna hai ...

Riti:-koi help caahiye toh bolna puraane syllabus mein...

Main-Sure...

Uske baad woh madam aage challi gayi ussi time Bhai kaa call aagaya ..

Main-Ji Bhai...

Deva- Thodi problem hai Ghar aajao ek baar ...

Main-Serious?

Deva-nahi normal he hai...

Main-ok aatey Hain .....

Iss class k end hotey he humlog ne card swap Kiya or nikal liye class se bc attendance bhi lag gayi or bahaar bhi aagaye...

Humlog haweli pohanchey toh wahaan Anjali and team already aachuki thi or wohlog mast coffee peerele they. .....

Main-Aaila Sablog idhar Aisa Kya hua...

Deva-aao Sab...

Humlog andar Drawing room mein aagaye.. Wahaan Main,Sam,Ravi,Abeer,Mangal,Ami ,Bahi ,Anjali ,Rajat,Ajay,Deepak,Jiya, Pooja or Rishi mojuud they...

Deva-So the problem wahi same hai tum sabka police k sath involvement ...

Mangal-Matlab. ....

Main-Matlab ye ki Opposition waalon ne sawaal uthaane suru kardiye honge ki humlog itana police k sath kyun rehtey hain I mean humlog kaa Kya kaam unke sath...

Deva-exactly ..lekin ye abhi andar ki baat hai or bahaar nahi aai hai lekin bahaar aai toh dikkat hojaaegi ...Kuch toh yahaan takk kehrahe Hain ki Police AP k ishaaron par chalti hai Jo wohlog boltey wahi karti hai Kya ye police Mangal ,Abeer ki personal hai wagairah wagairah...or media waalon ko jaise he opposition kaa statement milljaaega wohlog fir rukkenge nahi...ab unhe ye toh nahi keh shaktey ki Humlog sath he Hain toh Kya Kiya jaae..

Anjali-Agreed ye toh problem hogayi...

Main-yep...

Abeer-Shri Shri AP ji koi idea bataaiye...

Main-Actually ek idea hai...wahi puraane waala...

Deva-kya...

Main-consultant waala...waal Delhi ,Mumbai ,Kolkata ,Chennai etcetera big cities mein Local log As Police k public Consultant hotey Hain wohlog unofficially police he hotey Hain but koi powers nahi hoti unke pass bus woh advice detey Hain police ko ...In short police k helper hotey Hain Aisa kissi state mein nahi hai ki koi officially police kaa consultant ho toh kyun naa Haryana ko pehla Aisa state banaaya jaae ...

Deva-Gajab ...

Mangal-Brilliant ....

Deva-Double faayda ek opposition se pichha chhutega or tumlog openly police ki help Kar paaoge no. 2 isase bhi humaari he party kaa faayda hai kyunki ye kaafi badhiya kadam hai public ki security k liye toh public kaa support millega woh alag...

Main-Bus fir ek kaam Karo Harr District mein se kuch kaam k 5-6 bandey lo taaki ye naa ho ki keval humein he banaaya hai but bandey trustable hone caahiye ...fir Kal Subah ek badi si press conference karke Sab officially announce kardo ... Opposition ki fatt jaaegi ...

Mangal-Bilkul...

Abeer-Yep...

Deva- Sahi hai ...Gajab ...Dimag toh Tera he hai humlog toh waise he baithey Hain...

Main-Sadly true...

Deva-chup be...

Main-lol...

Uske baad Bhai Mangal or Abeer nikal Gaye sath mein Anjali and team bhi Bhai ne Haryana Police k top officers ki meeting bulaaali urgent...kaam Jaldi niptaana tha toh wohlog lag gaye ...or humlog ne Aaram se rest liya ...late night takk Sab district k names aagaye Bhai k pass bus ab Subah announcement hojaani thi...

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Update-30(What is this?.)


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Next day hum Subah Subah college k liye nikal Gaye aaj mood kaafi Sahi tha Kal k bajaae... humlog seedha canteen mein aae or ek table par baithgaye Rohit ,Ritu Simmy wagairah bhi aagaye they...

Main-Morning everyone...

Sab-Mrng mrng...

College suru hone mein abhi time tha toh humlog ne coffee mangwaali... tabtak Kaafi students aane lage..Ashish,Ajit ,Sana or Arushi bhi aagaye...

Ashish-wassup...

Main-all good tumlog bataao...

Sab-Fine...

Iss bich Mera phone Baja Jo Bhai kaa tha...

Main-Ji...

Deva-News channel dekh announcement Kar Raha Hun...

Main-konsa channel...?

Deva-abe koi bhi dekh almost Sab aae Hain idhar ..

Main-cool...

Call disconnected...

Main-Oye LAX..

Laxman-Haan Bhai...

Main-Jarra local news laga toh...
Laxman ne saamne lage tv kaa remote Sam ko Diya Sam ne channel change Kiya..Live chal Raha tha Bhai party head office se live they ..Bhai k alaawa Commissioner uncle ,Anjali,jiya or kuch or bade police officers they wahaan... almost suru hone ko thi conference...

Deva-jaisa ki aap Sab jaantey Hain haryana police janta ki surakshya k liye din raat mehnat Kar rahi hai...Bina rukke Bina thakke wohlog kaam Kar rahe Hain..lekin fir bhi kuch kasar rehjaati hai Harr jagah police nahi pohanch paati as staff kam hai or area jyaada...isliye hum first time in any state Local Police consultants Introduce Kar rahe Hain...

Ispar Sab reporters ne chappar -2 suru kardi...

Deva-Let me finish first please...

Jiya-Silence please ..

Deva-Haan toh as you all know ki Big Cities like Delhi,Mumbai, Kolkata etcetera already have this facility Haryana Will be the first state to introduce Local Police Consultant policy...Or Jo log iske baare mein nahi jaantey unhe main bataadun...Local Police Consultants Kaa Matlab Unloggon se hai Jo Police department mein nahi hotey but fir bhi police ki help kartey Hain caahe woh help Information based ho Criminal Activity based ho yaa Arrest karna yaa karwaana ho... Basically wohlog police he hotey Hain but without powers....Ab aaaplog ko iske faayde bataadun Jo ki bahot Saare Hain but main important bataadeta Hun no.1) Public security Majboot hogi...no.2) Criminal activities kam hongi or Jo local Addey hotey Hain Crime k woh bandh honge...no.3) crime ki information turant millegi police kabhi late nahi hogi...no.4) Local support millega kaafi log police k saamne khull k nahi aa paatey lekin local log Jo unke he area k Hain Kya maalum jaan pehchaan bhi ho unke saamne woh apna byaan Bina darre likhwaa shaktey Hain...so ye they important Faayde...

Reporter-Very good initiative sir...

Deva-Thanks...

Reporter-But sir Kya isase un local logon ko khatra nahi hoga sir...?

Deva-Kaisa khatra first unki safety k liye police hai or agar maanlo koi unpar kuch attack be it physical or mentally karta hai toh usko Turant arrest Kiya jaaega or kaddi se kaddi saja di jaaegi...or agar aaplogon ko lagraha hai ki abhi bhi danger hai toh aapko bataadun Maine khudke Ghar se 6 Members ko iss area kaa Consultant Banaaya hai....Agar vishwaash nahi hota toh ye naam dekhlijiye...No.1) Abeer Singh , iske pass kitani info hai ye aap Sab jaantey Hain or woh info police k kitane kaam aaegi..no.2) Mangal Singh Haryana k chappey-2 ko jaanta Hai ameer gareeb sab iski ijjat kartry... no.3 & 4 Sam and Ravi youth ko bahot he ache se jaantey Hain yelog Young Students Police ki bajaae inke pass jaatey Hain ...no.5 ) AP isko toh aaplog jaantey he hoge iska dimaag Computer se bhi aage hai toh woh kitana helpful hoga kuch cases toh suru hotey he end hojaaenge...No.6 ) Rohit Singh Apne Education Minister ji kaa beta Hai Haryana Students union president rehchuka hai students politics or Unki problems ko ache se pehchaanta hai so Ye kaafi helpful rahega...isliye khatre ki chinta Matt kijiye Sab undercontrol hai bus aaplog inse hone waale Faayde dekhiye...or iske Results main aap sabko aane waale time mein dikhaa he dunga....Baaki Districts k consultant ki list ki Copy main Yahaan dedeta Hun aaplog Apne channels par show kardijiyega...Dhanywaad Jai Hind Jai haryana...

Bhai k ruktey he wahaan taaliyaan gunji even Canteen mein bhi kaafi students ne taaliyaan bajaai ...unhe dekh k humein bhi bajaani paddi .....

Rohit-Bc Issiliye subah Bhai ne call karke pucha tha police police khelega...

Main-ahahaahahahahah...Maine he suggest Kiya tha...

Ravi-kya karega college president doobara banke pura district he dediya tereko...

Rohit-lol...

Ravi-ab bindaas Hoke problems solve Karenge...

Sam-Limit mein rehna be ab police k sath Hain...kand Kiya toh Subah newspaper waale kahaani likhdenge...

Main-Yep...

Ashish-bc Mera naam bhi dedeta ....

Main-Lol.. opposition waalon k naam naa deta main...waise bhi tumlog Sahi ho lucky k sath...

Ashish-abe Kya maskari karta hai..

Main-Trust is the main thing Ashish beta mere uppar trust karta ki main jarur Lott Kar aaunga toh Inlog ko join naa karta...tujhe ye toh maalum he hona caahiye ki whose the boss around here...

Ashish-Galati hogayi mere baap...

Main-Koi naa thode time baad apne aap chhod dega...

Ashish-abe lag toh Aisa he Raha hai...

Rohit-Ye lucky bhi bhaagega dekhliyo...Inka ye president jaise he waapis aaega Lucky firse niche girrega or fir uske piche-2 Chala karega...

Ravi-aisa Kya bimaar hua re ye president 9-10 din se naa aaya...

Ashish- hospital mein admit tha abhi recover horaha uske baad aaega ..

Sam-Noice...

Uske baad humlog class mein aagaye ..... Attendance lagwaai or piche aake baithgaye...Nicki mam aai or padhaana start Kiya unhone ..or main wahi sirr rakhke sogaya...

College thoda boring horaha tha.lekin fir bhi Sab chal Raha tha theek thaak ....aaj college k baad Humlog bikes Leke Ghar k liye nikale or as usual Shankar ki dukaan par cigarettes k liye rukkey cigarettes lee ...Shankar ki dukaan kaafi bheed waale ilaake mein hai isliye udhar cigarettes nahi peetey humlog bc koi dekhlega relative toh dimaag khaaega isliye hum gaon mein entry se pehle he peetey Hain Aisa he humne aaj Kiya gaon mein entry karne se pehle he road par humne bikes roki or cigarette jalaali...

Main-Bc bore horaha yaar aajkal kaafi...

Sam-yep life chutiya hogayi hai...

Main-kitane din se kuch bhi naa hua hai...bc last part mein toh itane time mein najaane kitane Bandon ko tapkaadetey...lekin abki baar koi Action he naa hai ...

Ravi-haan bc kuch ho he nahi Raha hai ...

Humlog issi bakchodi mein wyast they ki kissi ne piche se aake mere munh par ek kapda rakh diya or jorr se dabaa Diya...ye Kya tha bc smell se toh chloroform lagta hai what the fuck...

Dimag ki processing ek second k liye rukk gayi Maine khudko usase bachaana caaha par mereko piche se 2 Bandon ne Orr jakad liya ...Maine kaafi struggle ki lekin chhuda nahi paaya as wohlog mere piche they or chloroform apna ashar karne bhi laga tha...Main normal dose se behonsh nahi hone waala tha kaash ye Inlog ko maalum naa ho... Vertigo k baad koi bhi drug even poisonous gases bhi normal quantity mein mujhpar ashar nahi karti...lekin fir bhi Mera dimag sunn padd Gaya tha main behonsh nahi hua tha lekin honsh mein bhi nahi tha mere munh se woh kapda hatta toh mujhe dhundala-2 kuch dikha mere piche 5-6 hattey kattey aadmi khaddey they or mere just side mein Sam or Ravi behonsh paddey they..

Aadmi1-Abe ye toh abhi jaagraha hai...

Aadmi2-Double dose de isko ....saala bada shyaana hai ye Warna dikkat dega...

Maine kuch bolna caaha par mere munh se awaaj Naa nikali Mera pura sareer sunn paddgaya tha...even Mera dimag bhi rukk rukk Kar chalraha tha...bc yelog Kon they kyun they I am sure ye Sanjay k aadmi nahi they or Redjohn k saathi itane chutiya nahi ho shaktey...toh Kon they ye...

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Update-31(Where Are We?. ?)

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Main aage kuch sochta usase pehle uss aadmin ne doobara woh kapda mere munh par lagaaya Maine koshish ki apni saans rokkaney ki par kaamyaab nahi hua kyunki Meri body nashe mein thi or Mera kahaa nahi maanrahi thi....main caahta toh Iss drug se fight Kar shakta tha Mera mind Aaram se jhell leta itane ko but agar Aisa karta toh woh Orr jyaada sunghaatey bc ganwaar log or jyaada mein fir Jaan kaa khatra bhi rehta hai ....isliye Maine koi virodh nahi Kiya or kuch minutes mein behonsh hogaya...

Uske baad Sab kuch blank hogaya bc kuch samjh mein Nahi aaya ki ye hua Kya ...Kon they yelog kahin Surendra k sathi toh nahi...Naa naa unki gand fatti paddi hogi already new life suru Kar chuke honge wohlog...toh Kon ho shakta hai...Vithal k bandey...?

Nahi Vithal jail mein hai or last time uski itani fatt gayi thi ki woh doobara uss side nahi jaaega ....bc ...

Main kitani derr behonsh Raha ye toh maalum nahi but Meri aankhein kissi k chilaane se khulli....bc sirr pura ghumm Raha tha or dard Kar Raha tha woh alag badi mushqill se aankhein khulli bhenchod...halki-2 ....5 minute baad Meri aankhein dhangse khulli toh Maine paaya ki ye awaaj Sam ki hai ..or main kissi baddi si puraani lekin sundarr si haweli k bade se hall mein ek pillar se bandha hua tha...or mere just bagal mein Sam or Ravi bandhey they...

Main-bhenchod ye Kya hai be...Kon they woh bhen k lawde...

Sam-chup be...left mein dekh...

Main-Kya hua bhossssdddd.......

Maine thoda ghumm k dekha toh meri gand fatt gayi or main gaali waapis khaa Gaya...kyunki mere left mein or Sam k just saamne ek Puri family khaddi thi...wahaan 4 aadmi achhe khasse kapdon mein 30-40 ki bich ki ummar k unke alaawa 3 auratein almost ussi ummar ki ...uske alaawa 4-5 gundey type bandey dandey Leke khaddey they...woh log shakal se Desi lag rahe they Gundon ne dhoti kurta pehna tha...but Auratein kaafi sajh dhaj k khaddi thi kaafi jwellery wagairaah pehni thi unhone kull milaake kissi Ameer family se belong kartey honge wohlog...

Main-Hi wassup...yaar achhi bhalli family se ho firoti maangtey hue sharam nahi aati...Bhagwaan ne itana Sab Diya hai toh ye kidnapping waala dhanda kyun kartey ho...

Sam-(Aaram se) bhosdk Style naa maar gand footjaaegi...

Main-Sorry ....

Unlog k faces kaafi Serious they najaane kyun bc Maine toh kuch bhi naa Kiya tha unka ....

Main-Yaar ghurrtey he rahoge yaa bataoge bhi.. ki hua Kya hai...humlog kahaan Hain or kyun Hain ...tumlog ho Kon...??

Gunda1-Chupkar Sab pata chaljaaega filhaal chup baith...

Ravi-dont mind him haan Bhai he is like this all time...

Sam-bc FBI waalon ne kidnap nahi Kiya hai inko English mein Kya samjhaaraha hai .....

Ravi-Sorry my bad...

Main-Bhai kam se kam khadda toh kardey niche Farsh bahot thanda hai...

Gunda2-Koi hotel nahi hai ye thakur Sahaab aatey he honge chup chaap baitho..

Humlog 10-15 minutes aise he baithey rahe or wohlog humein aise he ghurrtey rahe...bc Kya chutiya family hai aise bhi koi ghurrta hai Bhenchod...Sharam k maare Maine he gardan niche karli....or bc ek toh shardi thi uppar se niche farsh bc meri gand freeze hone Lagi thi bimaar Orr hojaaunga bc...

Or finally humaara intejaar khatam hua Haveli kaa gate khulla or saamne se ek 60-62 ki ummar kaa aadmi andar aaya Robdaar cehra safed tanni Hui muchein sirr par pagdi safed Kurta niche dhoti pairon mein Desi Juti...hath mein chaddi or kalaai par sone kaa mota saa kadda...uske piche -2 kam se kam 20 hattey kattey gundey or unke alaawa 1 25-26 ki age kaa ladka or 20-22 ki ek Sundar c ladki...Bc patla sareer bhurri aankhein Kaale Baal bilkul Desi lehjey k Salwaar suit mein Qyaamat lag rahi thi woh ...

Uss budhaau ko aata dekh humaare saamne khaddey log piche hatt Gaye...haash bc lawde kabse ghurre jaarahe they.....woh budhau apne serious thobdey ko Leke mere just saamne aake khadda hogaya...bc ab ye ghurrega Gay toh nahi Hain yelog ...yakkkkkkkk
Bc kahaan fans Gaya...baat ki suruwaat uss ladke ne ki Jo budhau k sath aaya tha..

Ladka-Dimag toh theek hai tumhaara Thakur Sahaab k saamne baithey ho...khaddey hojaao...

Main-ghanta be Yahi toh main bolraha Hun khadda Karo kabse niche baraf jamm gayi hai...Kaise khaddey honge 6 jagah toh baandh rakha hai....

Ladka-Wajir kholo unhe ..

Ye sunn ek hatta katta Banda saamne aaya bc Kya Jaanwar jaisa sareer tha uska....usne humaare hath pair kholle or main Turan uchhalke khadda hogaya...or bc apne bums massalne laga iski maa degree celcius gand fatt gayi...

Ladka-Vinay Singh naam Hai Mera or ye hain.. A ladke theek se khaddey raho...

Main-Rukk be..ab bolo....

Ispar woh budhau bola....

Budhau- Mera naam hai Thakur Baldev Singh....

Main-Myself AP nice to meet you...

Ye kehke Maine hath badhaaya milaane k liye...

Sam-(Araam Se) bhai please rukjaa yaar bahot maar padegi kasam se...majaak majaak mein gand footjaaegi....

Ravi-Main toh bolne waala Hun ye humaare sath nahi hai...

Main-Tau Ji humein yahaan kaaeko laaya Gaya Hai...? Or Kya tumlog jaantey ho humlog kon hain..?

Wajir-dhamki deta Hai humein..

Main-are nahi bhaisahaab dhamki nahi generally puch raha hun ki "Kya aaplog humein jaantey Hain aisa karke.. "...

Thakur-haan Haan Pata Hai Pata Hai Uttar Bhaarat k sabse taakatwar pareewaar se ho tumlog... Deva Singh k bhai ho...

Main-are waah.. Fir ab ye bhi bataado humein yahaan kyun laaya Gaya Hai...?

Thakur-sab Pata chal jaaega tumhaare sathiyon ko aanedo...

Main-mere sathi kon sathi...

Bc kahin Abeer wagairaah ko toh nahi laane waale... Lawda Mera Abeer gand fodd dega inki fodd toh main bhi deta agar expected hota toh Bc chloroform ne maai chhod di...

Vinay-Wajir iske sath ek ladki bhi thi woh kahaan Hai...?

Main-kon ladki...?

Wajir-woh bhai police waalon k sath rehti Hai aashaan nahi Hai uthaana Bhaanu gayaa Hai bandey leke mouka miltey he uthaalega...

Main-what the fuck Ami... Usko kyun uthaarahe..?

Vinay-kyunki woh tere sath thi... Or bhaasa sudhaaro apni yahaan ganwaar nahi hain koi sabko English aati Hai..

Bhenchod Ami ko kidnap karenge Bc Usko hath pair todne kaa mouka milljaaega...

Main-sorry bhai but Kitane bandey Gaye hain Usko lene..

Wajir-8 hain...

Main-4-5 toh pakaa Gaye samjho...lekin baaki leaaenge Usko...

Wajir-ek ladki Hai woh kya karlegi...

Main-woh toh Tera Bhaanu bataaega aake...

Thakur-insabko andar leke jaao Mehmaan aane waale hain ye sab hataao yahaan se...

Wajir-ji thakur sahaab..

Ye bol usne humein sath Liya or seedha uss haweli k third floor par legaya... Bc jo bhi ho haweli thi bahot he shanaadaar... Woh humein ek alishaan kamre mein leke aaya... Jisme 2 bade-2 beds king-size uske alawwa Almiraah wagairaah attached bathroom Bc...

Wajir-yahaan rukko tumlog...

Main-kyu bhai baandhega nahi...

Wajir-ha ha ha..

Main-wtf..

Wajir-kyun baandhun..?

Main-bhaag Gaye toh humlog..

Wajir-yahaan k 4on taraf k almost 20 gaon thakur sahaab k hain.. Harr gaon mein thakur sahaab k bandey toh lagaalo tum iss haweli se bahaar nikal bhi Gaye jo ki impossible Hai tum nahi nikal shaktey iss haweli se bahaar but by chance agar nikal bhi Gaye toh jaaoge kahaan...itani maar padegi ki paglaa jaaoge or fir waapis yahin...

Main-gajab confidence Hai bhai tumhaara... But ye toh bataado ki humein yahaan laaya kyun gayaa Hai...

Wajir-woh sab jaldi he pata chal jaaega...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se nikal Gaya...

Ravi-bhosdk tune koi kand toh nahi Kiya Tha naa...

Main-lawda kand karunga be aaya hun tabse Muth bhi nahi maari kand ghanta karunga...

Ravi-toh yelog kon hain...

Main-mujhe kya maalum bhosdk tumlog bataao... Kahin meri gairhaajri mein tumlog me toh kissi ko nahi peldiya Tha...

Sam-lawda tere jaane k baad humlog ghar se college or college se ghar bus...

Main-toh ye bhen k lawde hain kon... Chalo ek kaam kartey hain humein kya kya maalum Hai inke baare mein woh bataatey hain... Let's see kya pata chalega...

Sam-Mobile wagairaah kahaan Gaye Bc 2-3 laakh kaa nukshaan toh yahi hojaaega warna...

Main-bandey Desi hain but Tejj hain durr fainke honge taaki track wagairaah naa ho...

Sam-Agreed.. Paison k liye ye nahi Kiya Hai INhone ye confirm Hai...

Main-Shabbas... apni family k sath bhi koi panga nahi Hai inka ye confirm Hai...

Sam-Gajab... 20 gaon Kam se Kam iska Matlab iss area kaa baap yahi Hai...

Main-Haan sahi Bola... Baaki family members chup they iska Matlab khouff ghar se he suru hota Hai iska. ..

Sam-Desi hain lekin well mannered or well behaved hain English bhi aati Hai...

Main-Haan... +Joint family Hai....

Ravi-Bhai jo bhi ho Ladkkyaan maal hain maal..

Ye sun hum donk ne Ravi ko ghurra...

Main-Abe bhosdk... Isko Maa behen ki gaali bhi nahi de shakta bhai Hai bhosdkaa...

Sam-GAND fodd de bhosdk ki gaali deke kya karega..

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Update-32(Holy fuck)


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Humlog ne Sab calculate karke dekha but kuch samajh nahi aaya ki ye log kon hain kyun hain... Kareeb 2 gantey baad humaare room kaa gate khulla or woh Wajir waapis andar aaya...

Wajir-aajao Bahar tumhaare dost aagaye hain...

Main-kon dost?

Wajir-aake khud dekhlo...

Main-chalo re...

Humlog uss Wajir k sath - 2 niche aae toh hall kaa najaara dekh meri aankhein khulli rehgayi.. Kyunki wahaan Ami toh thi he uske alaawaRohit, Ashish, or Ajit bhi they....

Main-what the fuck....?

Ye sun Unlog ne meri taraf dekha or humein wahaan dekh or bhi shocked hogaye..

Ami-AP... What the hell tum log yahaan kya Kar raha Hai...

Main-hindi kaa balaatkaar bandh Kar... Or humlog wahi Kar rahe jo tumlog Kar rahe... Kidnapped AF...

Wahaan Unlog k alaawa Thakur woh ladka Vinay Woh maal ladki uske alaawa woh 3 aadmi or shayad baaki 3 ladies unki wife thi.. Uske alaawa wahaan Wajir or uske 10-11 gundey bhi they but twist ye Tha abki baar unke pass revolvers thi...

Main-tumlog yahaan kya Kar rahe ho bc..

Rohit-No clue bhai bc khopaddi par revolver dharke Gym k bahaar se leke aae hain...

Ashish-Same...

Vinay-aapas mein he baat Kar loge kya...

Main-terese Kar letey hain bhai tu ye bataadey ab yahaan kyun leke aaya Hai...

Vinay -abhi bhi nahi samjhe...? Yaa naa samjh hone kaa Natak Kar rahe...

Main-Haan natak ko hum bollywood hero horahe hain kaaeka naatak bhai mujhe toh ye bhi naa Pata main kahaan hun kyun hun or kaise hun....

Sab-same no idea...

Vinay-Tumlog Yamunanagar mein ho...

Main-What the fuck....

Rohit-bc...

Vinay-Yamunanagar Haryana k bilkul....

Main-Bhai London se nahi hain humlog Pata Hai Yamunanagar haryana k border outer par padta Hai... But sawaal ye Hai ki humlog yahaan hain kyun...?

Thakur-Woh apne is Amitabh Bachan Se pucho...

Ravi-Nahi Amitabh nahi Ashish Hai iska naam toh...

Sam-Abe chupre yaar...

Main-Ashish tune kya Kiya bc...

Ashish-w. W. W. Woh....

Main-Abe wowowoow kya khelraha Hai seedha-2 bol kya Hua...?

Ashish-idhar aao side mein...

Hum sablog ek side ko aagaye...

Main-ab bol re...

Ashish-yaad Hai Maine tujhse pucha Tha ki kuc log mujhe dikkat derahe hain Villagers hain chindi chorr type Tera naam ledun unko daraane k liye...

Main-bc don't fucking tell me ye log wahi hain...

Ashish-haan...

Main-Lawde yelog chindi chorr nahi tere baap k bhi baap hain... Kam se Kam background toh jaanleta inka...

Sam-Haan bc... Or Hua kya puri baat bata....

Ashish- Jyoti...

Main-Ab ye kon Hai bc...

Ashish-iss thakur ki Poti... Granddaughter... OR meri girlfriend.... Ex bol shaktey.. Matlab girlfriend bhi nahi keh shaktey ban Shakti thi Haan ye keh shaktey itana serious relationship nahi thi bus friends se thoda uppar..

Main-Wtf.. Bhen k lawde ye kya hota Hai friends se thoda uppar girlfriend se thoda niche bhosdk sabji mandi aaya Hai...

Ashish-toh Hua yun ki hum dono relationship mein they not so serious but theek thaak tab ye Vinay ne humein dekhliya ye uska bhai hai ussdin ye isko sath le aaya waapis.. Or fir Kuch gundey leke humein samjhaane Gaya Agar ye seedha boldeta ki meri behen se durr reh toh main maanjaata par ye bc wahaan jaake Hawa jamaane laga toh Maine bhi jhaad diya tab ye waapis chala Gaya fir mereko phone karne laga ki Meri behen ko tumse koi Matlab nahi Hai wagairaah-2..maine fir sunaadi isko... Or Maine tujhse pucha ki Tera naam ledun kya Darashall Tera naam Maine already lerakha Tha woh toh bus formality k liye puchs terese... tab jaake inhone phone karne bandh kiye they bc mujhe laga darr Gaye honge tere naam se but bc firse ye khud aagaya college jiss din Woh murder Hua Tha or bolne laga meri behen se durr reh usko terese koi Matlab nahi Hai uski shaadi Tay kardi Hai humne tune usse fansaaya tha toh Maine kahaa Agar ye baat Hai toh meri baat karwaado clear hojaaega Sab I mean mujhe usase koi Matlab nahi agar usko mujhse koi Matlab nahi toh.... Toh fir akad dikhaane laga toh Maine fir sunaadi isko ki bc aukaat - 2 karta Hai mujhe nahi jaanta kya Baap opposition kaa leader Hai sathmein AP Mera best friend Hai uss din tumlog jab Ami ko college ghumarahe they naa uss time maine dikhaayaa ki woh dekh mere dost akele he kaafi hain tere liye... Tab fir ye dhamki Dene laga toh Maine bhi hawa maarne ko boldiya ki main dekhta hun kaise hoti Hai shaadi... Karke dikhaana... Bus ye matter Hai...

Main-bus... Bc bus bus what the shit ye matter nahi lawde ye kand Hai kand yelog Tere baap hain...

Rohit-holy fuck... Bc kamsekam puchh toh Liya Kar bhai kand karne se pehle...

Sam-naa naa jab toh isse Hawa banaani hoti Hai bc bada aaya sunaane waala Hawa banaaney k chakkar mein humaari Hawa nikalwaaega tu....

Ravi-lawde shaadi nahi Hone dunga se kya Matlab Tha Tera bc ye kya baal Vivaah karwaarahe jo tu rokega...

Main-ab jab ladki ko he terese koi Matlab nahi toh boldey ki bhai bindaas karwaado shaadi humein koi problem nahi Hai humlog chaltey hain...

Ravi-Haan bhai bolde...

Ashish-Boldeta hun usme kya Hai... Chalo...

Humlog waapis Aage aae..

Main-excuse me bhai mujhe just abhi matter Pata chala we are very-2 sorry kya haina young blood Hai toh munh mein jo aata Hai woh nikal jaata Hai intentions galat nahi they iske... Or abhi bhi bindaas shaadi karwaado aap humein koi problem nahi Hai.... OR kripya Kar humein ijaajat dijiye... Shaadi mubaarakh.. Humlog nikalein...

Ye sun unsabney humein ek sath ghurra.. Bhen k lawdo ek toh ye ghurrna bandh Karo warna Maa chhod dunga tumhaari..

Ispar woh Thakur gusse mein utha or chilaaya..

Thakur-kahin nahi jaaoge tumlog jabtak Jyoti ki shaadi nahi hojaati tumlog yahin rahoge... Rokk k dikhaana kon rokega..

Sam-hum kyun rokenge bhalla humein koi problem naa Hai...

Thakur-jyaada baatein Matt banaao humaare saamne tumne humein dhamki di Thakur baldev singh ko dhamki mere pareewaar ko mitaaega tu.. Mujhe barbaad karega tu.... MUJHSE Beekh mangwaaega tu...

Majn-(aaram se)Bhen k lawde Ashish aisa kya-2 Bola tu..

Ashish-(Aaram se) or bhi bahot kuch...

Main-bus beta hogaya kaam firtoh....

Thakur-4 din baad shaadi Hai Jyoti ki... Tabtak tum yahin rahoge Agar aise nahi maanoge toh fir jabardasti karna humein aata hai or humein nahi Matlab tum kon ho hoge Tum Deva k bhai hum thakur hain ghar ki beti k liye jaan le bhi shaktey hain or de bhi denge...

Main-toh isko rakho naa chicha humein kyun sath mein rakhe ho Kam se Kam humein toh jaanedo...
Ispar woh budhau mujhpar chilaaya...

Thakhr-koi nahi jaaega yahaanse samjaa tu...

Main-Woh toh theek Hai chicha lekin itani unchi awaaj mere saamne nahi karneka...

Ye sun unke pure pareewaar ki aankhein bahaar aagayi...

Vinay-a ladke tameej se...

Main-chup re Iss Ashish ki Tarah chindi chorr nahi hun jo tu dhamkaadega samjaa AP naam suna hoga or kand bhi dekhe honge mere ijjat se rakhoge toh ijjat se rahunga ye thakur giri mere uppar nahi challaana boldeta hun warna fir kand toh main bahot pehle se karta aaya hun...

Ye sunke thakur or Vinay mujhe ektak ghurrne lage but Unka ek aadmi danda liye meri taraf badha 5'6 height Mota tagda sareer... Bc proper gaon waale Sab more tagdey he hotey...

Aadmi-kya Bola re Haan kya Bola...

Woh aa toh raha Tha mujhe darrane lekin Ami ko laga mujhe maarne aaraha isliye woh mere piche se nikalke Aage aai or ek he second mein ek flying kick uske thobdey par di bc munh se thook or khoon kaa mixture udaa uske mujhe Munh par hath rakhna padda apne bc yuckk... or woh dhadaam se niche giraa...

Ye dekh k Hall mein ghapp Shanti Chaa gayi thakur and family ko toh kaato toh khoon nahi yahi haalat baaki sabki thi I mean unko maalum Tha ki Ami ye Sab jaantti Hai but aaj live example milgaya Tha...

Main-what the hell ye kya Tha... Woh khaali daraane ko aaraha Tha....

Ami-really... And how do you know that...?

Main-bhoolgAyi main shakal dekh k aukaat padhleta hun saamne waale ki..

Ami-Haan toh main nahi padh Shakta Na dimag...

Rohit-bc ye toh Bruce Lee Hai...

Ajit- sachmein bc...

Ravi-Marr toh nahi Gaya be woh...

Maine check Kiya toh abhi theek Tha bus thoda shocked Tha or thobdey par lagne k Karan dimaag ghum Gaya hoga...

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Update-33(Shit)


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Or jaise he wohlog shock se bahaar aae unhone apni bandukkein humpar taandi...

Thakur-bandukkein niche...

Main-thanks...

Thakur-Jigra Hai tujhmein...

Main-Jigra toh dekha he nahi Hai chicha aapne...

Thakur-humne kidnap Kiya Hai toh Sab kuch soch samjh k he Kiya hoga ab dekhlo ye tumpar depend karta Hai yaa toh aaram se raho mehmaan banke yaa fir hum tumhe rakhein kidnappers ki Tarah... Humlog dono he Kar shaktey hain Bandon ki humaare pass koi kami nahi Hai..

Ravi-Isko chhodo humlog toh mehmaan banke he khuss hain..

Rohit-Hard Agree....

Sam-Yep mehmaan will be good...

Thakur-Theek Hai... Wajir andar lejaao inhe...

Main-Ek salaah deta hun chicha aapko Pata Hai ki aap humein mehmaan ki Tarah rakhenge or fir chhod denge toh fir bahot dikkat hojaaega Deva bhai fir ye nahi dekhenge ki aapne kiss intentions se humein kidnap Kiya Hai unko kon samjhaaega...

Thakur-uski jarurat nahi padegi...

Uske baad humlog ko woh Wajir firse ussi kamre mein le aaya...

Wajir-Ek baar Sab yahin baitho sone k liye sabko alag kamra miljaaega...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chalaa Gaya or uske jaatey he just jaatey he Ajit ne Ashish k pait mein punch diya or piche se Sam ne gand par laat maari woh niche girra or girtey he Rohit ne ek or laat uski pond par di...

Ajit-Bhoss....

Ye bol woh chup hogaya Ami ko wahaan dekh k shayad Sharma Gaya ladki k saamne gaali Dene se...

Main-tension not usko aadhi gaaliyaan samjh nahi aaengi or aaengi toh bhi koi farak naa padta...

Rohit-bhosdk aise kand firstly karne he nahi or agar karna pade toh fir pehle humeinn
Bata ye nahi ki agar tu Lucky k sath Hai toh humlog Teri help nahi karenge politics alag Hai dosti usase uppar bahot pehle se jaantey hain tereko humlog samjhaa...

Ashish-Sorry yaar heat of the moment mein yaad he naa raha...

Main-Bc woh Sab chhod hogaya so hogaya Ashish ki bhi galati nahi thi Naa usne ladki k sath kuch galat Kiya or naa he koi galat intentions they iske or ye Bola bhi tab Jab uss Vinay ne Hawa dikhaai toh overall itani bhi galati naa Hai iski.. Or galati toh bc inki bhi nahi hain thakur log apni ijjat k liye bahot protective hotey hain... Toh galati kissi ki nahi hain...

Sam- Bhenchod Agar galti kissi ki nahi Hai toh hum kya yahaan Vote maanganey aae hain...

Main-Bc ab ye Pata Karo yahaan se nikalein kaise...

Ami-Woh Sab toh tab Pata chalega jab koi idea ho iss jagah kaa.... eyes par cloth baandhke laaye they mujhe., route yaad karne ki koshish ki but bahot lamba route Tha...

Rohit-tereko chloroform sunghaaya Tha naa...

Main-Naa usko bachna aata Hai insabse easy Hai uske liye behonsh hone kaa natak Kar rahi hogi ye...

Ami-exactly...

Rohit-Gajab...

Sam-Apna backup aane k chances kitane hain...

main-keh nahi shakta 50-50 Kyunki wohlog kabhi nahi dhund paaenge humlog ko inhone kidnap Kiya Hai Kyunki Ashish ne ye baat kissi ko bataai nahi hogi toh sawaal he paida naa hota ki woh directly yahaan aajaaenge.. lekin Haan agar Tum logon ko uthaatey time koi cctv wagairaah mein milgaye Hon ye toh fir alag baat Hai Kyunki jahaan se humein uthaaya wahaan koi cctv nahi Tha..

Ami-Nowhere near me...

Ashish - Same sadak se uthaaya bc...

Rohit-Not sure maybe hoga gym k outside....

Main-or yelog itane samjhdaadr toh hain humaare mobiles kahin durr he rakhe honge..

Sam-Matlab chances Kam he hain... Bc 4 din takk yahaan Rehna padega iss kamre mein bandh...

Ravi-Nahi re Bola naa usne Orr rooms bhi denge....

Main-Bhen k lawde tu chup he raha Kar Teri gand kaat dunga main kabhi...or be lawda Mera 4 din rahega yahaan koi naa koi plan toh banaana padega....

Ami -let's fight them all... I can take them all..

Main-Chup re... These motherfuckers have at least 100 guards in here that too with guns... That is the problem.... Or Agar humlog ne force Kiya toh yelog goli chalaane se darrenge nahi...

Ravi-Ek kaam kartey kissi ek ko yahaan se nikaaaltey secretly woh bahaar jaake Bhai ko bataaega fir bhai bandey leke aaege or inki maai chhod denge...

Main-Sound awesome...

Ami-main Karega aaram se...

Main-Shut up.... I will do it... .. Teri hindi bahaar kissi ko samjh nahi aaegi.. Or naa he tujhe route maalum apne area takk..

Rohit-ghar takk thodi Jaana haibe yahaan se nikalke phone bhi toh Kar shaktey...

Main-ye log k 20 gaon hain bc or harr gaon mein bandey woh alag pakadey Gaye toh kaam khalaas isliye sochraha hun inke area se nikalke phone karun but uske liye pehle toh inke area kaa layout Jaananaa padega... Fir haweli kaa map banaana padega ki kahaan se nikala jaae.. Raatko nikalne k chances high honge toh ussi time karenge first of all pehle Sab info ikatha karenge... Let's start mission rescue...

Sab-Yes sir...

Rohit-bhosdko chillaao Matt baap ki shaadi Mein aae ho kya...

Main-Abe Teri item Hai konsi inmein se waise
.....

Ashish-Konsi bhi nahi abtak toh naa dikhi...

Main-Toh ye Vinay k sath ladki kon thi...

Ashish-uski choti behen Kritika... Iski photos dekhi hain ek do baar... Or woh jo 3 couples haina aged woh budhau k betey or unki wife's hain.. 2 toh Jyoti k cacha cachi hain or ek uski Maa or bapu....

Main-Meri baat chalaaega ye Kritika k sath..?

Ashish-Lawda chalaaega Mera ek baar baat chalaai thi yahaan fanse hain agli baar seedha uppar honge bc...

Main-let's see try kartey hain... Dikhne mein toh theek thaak Hai...

Sam-lawde first of all tujhse set naa hogi or agar hogayi toh ye bhen k lawde shaadi karwaa denge seedhi Tum dono ki... Bol Karega shaadi...

Main-lawda Mera Karega shaadi bc... Time kya hua re....?

Sam-No idea...

Rohit-Raat hochuki Hai I guess 8-9 k bich kaa time hoga...

Main-bc khaana bhi khaana Hai abhi chloroform ne Maa chodd di hogi calories ki ab bharr pait khaana mille toh chain paddey... Warna dikkat hojaaegi...

Rohit-Tagdi bhook lagi hai bhai...

Thodi derr baad woh Wajir wahaan aaya...

Sam-Yaar kamsekam khaana toh khilwaado...

Rohit-haan bc paani takk naa pilaaya Hai tumlog ne aise Thodi mehmaanon ko rakhtey hain...

Wajir-khaana lag Gaya hai...

Rohit-toh laa dey bhai jaldi se...

Wajir-nahi...

Ravi-what the fuck nahi kaa k Matlab Hai bc...

Wajir-Niche aake khaana padega sabke sath...

Rohit-No fucking way...

Main-Ghanta be... Niche tumlog bc ghurrtey rahoge aise khaana nahi khaa shaktey humlog...

Wajir-humaare yahaan mehmaan pariwaar k sath he khaana khaatey hain...

Main-mehmaan ko hum konsa teri bua k ladke hain... Bc formality k liye mehmaan Hain yahaan laake dedo khaalenge...

Wajir-thakur sahaab kaa order Hai ye Agar khaana khaana Hai toh 10 minute mein niche aajao warna bukhe raho... Gate khulla Hai...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se nikal Gaya...

Main-bhenchod ajeeb lawdapanthi Hai... ye kya nayi bakchodi Hai bc ab....

Sam-Haan bc sabke bichmein baithke...

Rohit-bc bukh bhi toh lagi haibe....

Ravi-Haan bc bahot jyaada....

Ashish - Haan be aise raat nahi nikalegi....

Main-chalein fir...?

Ravi-or kya Kar shaktey..

Sam-let's go...

Main-OK.. Lekin ek baat dhyaan rakho koi kuch nahi bolega unko bolnedena apna chup chaap khaana khaao or nikalo...

Sam-yep...

Rohit-lets go...

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Updste-34(Mission Rescue-1)




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Hum Sab niche aae toh wahaan ek side hall mein bc bahot bada saa dining table Tha jispar at least 20+ chairs hongi... Unpar filhaal Woh thakur uske side mein woh vinay or uske side mein woh maal ladki Kritika uske bagal mein fir woh 3 couples yaani Kritika k cacha cachi or Uske mom dad... Uske alaawa 2 Or 22-23 age ki ladkiyaan.... dikhne mein theek thaak gora rang kaali aankhein...and fir 1 20-21 age kaa ladka... Or fir last mein woh Wajir.... Kull milaake wahaan already 13 log baithey they....

Main-bhenchod pareewaar Hai ye... isko district ghositt kyun nahi kardetey... Bc.

Ravi-lol... Bc area kaa election toh ye apne ghar ghar se he jeetjaata hoga...

Sam-hahaha...

Humlog aage aae toh Wajir utha or humein baithne ko jagah dikhaai or fir woh bhi baithgaya.... Hum Sab baithgaye they or Un log kaa ghurrna fir chaalu hogaya Tha... Bhen k lawdo khaana khilaana Hai khilaao warna maai chudaao apni... Bhosdk... Gay nahi toh...

Wajir-Khaana suru karne se pehle jarra parichay hojaae toh acha Hai... Ye hain humaare anndaata or iss pareewaar k mukhiya Thakur Baldev Singh... YE HAIN unke sabse bade betey Thakur Arjun Singh or ye unki patni Archana ji... OR ye inka beta Vinay or ek beti Hai inki Jyoti...

Haan bc usko kon nahi jaanta saari bakchodi ussi se suru hui Hai...

Arjun - Namastey...

Sam-Namaste...

Main-(Aaram se) bhosdk baaraat mein aaya Hai.. Lawda nahi Hai woh Namastey Hai jo aise leraha Hai..

Sam-sorry..

Wajir-ye hain Unke Dusre betey thakur Dilip Singh or ye unki patni Dipti.... Or ye hain unki chotti beti Drishti or ye Badi beti Kritika...Ye thakur sahaab k sabse chotey betey.. Thakur Jeet Singh Or ye unki patni Lata... Or ye unki beti Malti... Or ye unke betey Vikram...

Wtf bc itane naam kaise yaad rakhunga or fir likhunga kaise bc story mein.... Toh kull milaake scene ye Tha Ye budhau k 3 betey hain or unki 3 bahu ye jo 2 ladkiyaan abhi aai thi ye hain Malti or Drishti... Kritika vinay already introduced Hai uske alaawa ye ladka Tha Vikram... Lagaalo introduction hogaya Tha...

Rohit-khaana khaaein ab...?

Wajir-Ji...

2-4 noukar noukaraani aai khaana lagaane or humlog ne khaana suru Kiya bc bhayaanak bhook lagi thi khaana badhiya Tha Desi khaana badhiya he hota Hai sabkuch pure no milaawat at all healthy and tasty.... Wahaan ghaddi tangi thi jisme 9:30 bajgaye they Raat k.... Bc pata nahi kabtak yahaan Rehna padega... Sabse pehle thakur khaana khaake utha uske baad unki bacha party and then woh cacha log wahaan bus woh 3 aunty log bachgaye or ek Wajir... Khaana unka khatam hogaya Tha bus woh humaara wait Kar rahe they lekin hum bc bukhe log lage paddey they... Finally humaara khaana khatam hua hath munh dhoye... Toh woh Aunty boli...

Archana-Beta khaana Kaisa Tha...

Ami-bahot theek thi...

Archana - Matlab...

Sam-Sorry uska hindi mein thoda problem hai SEEKH rahi Hai abhi uska Matlab bahot swaadist Tha...

Archana - dhanywaad... Wajir inhone khaana khaaya Hai thodi derr bahaar lejaao ghumlenge khaana pachh jaaega...

Wajir-Ji....

Archana-uske baad Yahi aapko apne kamre dikhaadega...

Sam-cool...

Wajir humein leke haweli k bahaar garden mein aaya bc kya Mast garden Tha Mast harri-2 ghaas jagah-2 flowers lagge hue pura garden lights se jagmagaata hua... Maano raat nahi din he ho...

Main-gajab.. Bhai Wajir ek kaam or kardega...

Wajir-kya...

Main-Cigarettes mangwaadey bhai bhalla hoga Tera...

Usne apni jebb se dabbi nikaal k humein di... Jisme 3 cigarettes thi...

Main-shabbas abhi kaa hogaya Kal k liye 4_5 pack or mangwaadey...

Humne 3no cigarettes sulgaali...bc ab jaake chain aaya sareer mein...

Humne dekha ki humaare just bagal mein ek bench pae woh bacha party bhi baithi thi I mean Vinay, Vikram, Kritika, Drishti or Woh Malti... Wohlog humein he dekh rahe they...

Main-a Wajir bhai tumhaare yahaan ghurrne kaa Riwaaj Hai kya...?

Wajir-jo tumlog ne kaam Kiya Hai uske hissab se Toh maarne kaa Riwaaj Hai...

Main-lekin maar nahi shaktey naa that's the problem....

Wajir-tumhe nahi isko toh maar shaktey hain...

Main-ahahaah hath lagaake dikhaa usko dost Hai humaara.. Hath lagaaya toh itani jagah se tod dunga ki doctor ko samjh nahi aaega konsa part kahaan joddun..

Vinay-humaare ghar mein humko he dhamki...

Main-kaam he yahi Hai mere bhai kaam he yahi Hai...

Vinay-tumlog ko darr nahi lagta kya...

Main-last time jab humein darr lagaa Tha toh pura haryana saaf kardiya Tha...

Sam-aahahahah bechaara Surendra...

Wajir-woh kaam sahi hua Tha Narak banaa diya Tha Usne haryana ko...

Main-Bola toh bhai kaam he ye Hai humaara...

Vinay-tumhe maalum nahi hoga but main Rishi ko jaanta hun...

Main-aaila kaise...

Vinay - business relations THode bahot... Family business main dekht hun yahaan.. .. Woh toh bahot sareef Hai...

Main-Haan toh hum konse Underworld se hain hum bhi sareef he hain...

Vinay-Sareef hotey toh yahaan nahi hotey...

Main-excuse me sareef hain issiliye yahaan hain warna abtak yahaan se nikal chuke hotey or tumlog kaa atta patta laapata hota abtak... First of all galati humaari nahi Hai jubaan pehle tumne ladaai isase or humaari side mein jubaan kaa badla jubaan se hota Hai secondly ye humein bhi maalum Hai ki ye log bus dost they nothing else or woh dhamki keval majaak thi... Heat of the moment... thirdly Agar hum serious hotey toh abtak hogayi thi shaadi fir...

Vinay-heat of the moment.. Nice...

Main-oh God this place sucks I hate it already...

Vinay-kaisi bhi ho agle 4 din yahi thikaana Hai tumhaara... Waise tum boltey bahot ho...

Main-kaam he ye Hai bhai...

Ye sun hum Sab hansdiye...

Ravi-Lol... True...

Vinay-Waise tumne theek kahaa Tha Iss ladki ne...

Main-Ami Ami naam Hai iska isko jab koi Bina naam bulaata Hai toh bahot bura lagta Hai or fir ye bahot bura maarti Hai...

Vinay-OK ok.. Tumne theek kahaa Tha Ami ne humaare 6 bandey hospital pohanchaadiye...tumhe kaise Pata Tha woh Sab..

Main-Again.... kaam he ye Hai bhai... A Ami...

Ami-yo..

Main-How many of his dudes you sent to hospital today...

Ami-there were 10 dudes.. Mere piche aarahe they woh silently chloroform K liye lekin...

Main-lekin Silently tere piche koi aa nahi shakta...

Ami-yep... So I turned and fight them in sabko harra bhi deti but tab Inmein se koi Bola ki "Isase ashaan toh us AP or baaki 2 ko pakadliya Tha ye akela hath nahi aaraha" toh main distract hogayi and then chloroform mujhe lagaadiya... Or mujhe laga tum bhi kidnapped ho toh main bhi natak karne lagi...

Main-Sunghaaadiya**... Chloroform sunghaadtey lagaatey nahi....

Ami-wahi.. Behonsh toh main fir bhi nahi hui but out of curiosity aagayi... 7 bandey I guess inured honge... 3 k hands 2 ki ribs and nose or 2 k Legs...

Rohit-7 nahi 8 he lagaalo ek ye yahaan aake maara naa bc kya flying kick di thi...

Sam-tagda scene Tha bhai...

Vinay-ye Hai kon waise...

Ami-Hi my name is Ami I am his bodyguard....

Ye sun woh Sab chownkey...

Kritika-Body What...?

Malti-Seriously...?

Vinay-No way..

Main-nahi nahi usko majaak karne ki aadat Hai... Bahot kharaab joke Tha Ami....

Ami-Sorry my bad...

Insab bakchodi k dauraan main Kritika se eye contact banaane ki try Kar raha Tha lekin ban nahi paaya khass humaari najrein milli par turant woh najrein hataaleti... Beta AP Apni daal yahaan nahi gallegi... Try hard...

Wajir-chalo re andar... Bahot time hogaya..

Main-yeah sure.. Kya ek round laga shaktey hain hum is garden Kaa DOUDKE... You know taaki khaana settle hojaae...

Wajir-OK lekin jaldi...

Humne jaldi se race lagaani suru ki actually Mera plan Tha uss time Sab raastey dekhleney kaa ki kahaan se Kaise nikla jaa shakta Hai... Dikkat ye thi garden k bichon bich haweli thi or garden k 4on taraf at least 12 feet ki wall thi.... Ek gate saamne or ek Gate piche Tha...

Toh hum Kar ye shaktey they ki sabse pehle room se nikala jaae or fir Bina notice hue niche aaya jaae hall se hotey hue haweli kaa main gate khola jaae or fir garden mein jo guards hain unse bachtey hue wall k pass aaya jaae yaa mouka dekh gate se nikala jaae.. Bc raat ko gate kaise khullega... Deewar chadd nahi paaenge easily.. What the fuck...lekin fir bhi blueprints mujhe milgaye they or Bina derri kiye ye kand aaj raat he karna Tha... Bc yahaan nahi reh shakta main Bina phone Bina bakchodi... Toh aaj raat hoga Mission Rescue.. Pakada gaya toh gand Marr jaaegi...

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Update-35(Mission Failed, Caught!)


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Round lagaane k baad woh Wajir humein waapis Andar Le aaya.. Tabtak woh vinay and party andar jaa chuki thi toh Wajir ne andar aatey he woh haweli kaa bada saa gate bandh Kiya or fir usko lock lagaake chaabi khud rakhli... Bc itana bada gate Bina lock k naa khulega mujhse uppar se taala laga raha maadarjaat...

Main-sun bhai alag alag rooms rehndey humaara 2-3 he room mein karwaadena Sab...

Wajir-kyun..?

Main-phone bhi nahi Hai TV bhi nahi Hai itani jaldi sone ki aadat Hai nahi thoda time pass he karlenge...

Wajir-theek Hai theek Hai lekin raat ko Shorr nahi hona caahiye...

Main-bhajan kirtan nahi karna Hai bhai... Baatein he karenge...

Wajir-theek Hai ye room toh Hai he tumhaara iske aage waale 2 or lelena... Kuch kapdey already hain rooms mein... Or sath mein bistar bhi lagchuke Hain...jab tak sone kaa time nahi hota tumhaara kissi bhi ek room mein baith jaao...

Main-thanks men really appreciate that...

Wajir-Your welcome...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya or hum Sab ussi room mein aagaye jisme pehle they...

Rohit-Bhosdk gate dekha haweli kaa... Lawde Raja Maharajaon k time kaa Hai... Bc..

Main-lawde uppar se locked Hai...

Ashish-Toh ab bc.... Plan cancel...

Main-chup be kalmuhe....

Ravi-lo bhai bistar baantletey hain...

Main-Bistar baanton tumlog apun toh aaj raat he kalti hoga idhar se or fir backup leke aaunga...

Sam-lekin kaise...

Main-ye khidki dekh raha Hai... Yahaan se jaaunga...

Sam-bc... Gand nahi fattegi...

Main-easy haibe...jyaada uncha nahi hoga... Nahi fattegi...

Ye kehke Maine khidki kholi toh bc gand fattke hath mein aagayi 3rd floor kaafi uncha Tha iski Maa kaa ghosla...

Main-nope fattegi bilkul fattegi..

Dikkat ye thi ki third floor se second floor takk even koi balcony bhi nahi thi balcony seedha 1st floor par thi bc lekin wahaan takk kaise jaaunga... Main dikkat first floor takk pohanchney mein thi aage toh easy Tha....or uppar se khidki piche ki taraf thi toh koi guards nahi they...

Ami-ek idea Hai...

Main-kya...

Ami-ye bed sheets(Chaddar) haina Inki rope banaatey hain humlog.. Yahaan se first floor ki balcony takk toh pohanchegi....

Main-brilliant way to go...

Rohit-gajab...lekin deewar kaa kya Karega

Main-Abe niche jaake kuch dhundlunga koi lakdi, chair drum wagairaah kuch bhi boost lene k liye... Thoda wait kartey hain sabko sonedo fir bhaagunga....

Ye kehke humlog baithgaye tabtak wohlog bistar baantaney Lahey..or kareeb 2 ghantey baad sabkuch ready Kar Liya.... 2 bed sheets thi jo first floor ki balcony se only 2-4 feet uppar rehgayi thi...

Main-gajab Ami...

Rohit-yahaan tabse dekh raha hun koi guard nahi aaya Hai...easy Hai...

Main-let's do it then....

Sab-best of luck dude...

Main-thanks...

Rohit-bhosdk jaldi leke aaiyo backup....

Main-Sure thing...

Ye kehke main khidki par chadda or bed sheet pakadke niche latak gaya...

Main-bhosdko dhangse pakadna chhod diya toh gand foot jaaegi meri...

Ravi-tension naa le...

Ye bol main niche ko uttara dono hath se woh rassi kasske pakdi Hui or taangein deewar par full movie type scene Tha bc but dikkat ye Hai movie mein girrega toh niche soft hota hai idhar bhenchod gand marrjaaegi... Mast Thandi thandi Hawa chal rahi thi bc shardiyaan jaatey-2 dikkat derahi thi... Jyaada andherra nahi Tha or jyaada roshani bhi nahi thi as 2-3 lights jall rahi thi garden mein... . Main ahista ahista niche pohancha balcony khaali thi even gate bhi closed Tha isliye main rope k end takk pohancha or aaram se balcony mein uttargaya... Haashhh! Bc main problem yahi thi ab aage aaram se uttar shakta Tha ....main balcony ki deewar k uppar chadda or side mein lage lohe k mote pipe ko ek hath se pakada or fir ahista ahista ek pair wahaan rakha or fir dusre hath se pipe ko kaske pakada and then dusra pair pipe par laaya... Waise toh main balcony se niche kudd shakta Tha aaram se kyunki jyaad unchi nahi thi but usase awaaj jyaada hoti isliye pipe theek Tha... Maine uppar dekha toh wohlog khidki se jhaank jhaank k dekh rahe they bc movie chalrahi Hai kya... Or finally main niche ground par uttar gaya haash! Bc finally niche aagaya Maine niche se uppar dekha toh bc bahot uncha lag raha Tha kaafi unchaai thi... Ab mere saamne ek he cheej baaki thi deewar... Main deewar par chaddne k liye koi cheej dhundane laga toh mujhe ek lohe ka khaali drum dikha jo deewar se thodi durr Tha Agar bhaagke main iske uppar jump leke uppar kuddunga toh aaram se pakad lunga uppar se... Maine woh drum hilaaya toh thoda weight Tha usme isliye Maine usse uthaana theek samjhaa Maine usse uthaana caaha par woh waapis girr gaya jisase halki si awaaj Hui or woh awaaj iss sunshaan raat mein thodi loud sunaai di... Bc achaa hua kissi ne Suna nahi warna chudd jaata... Lekin woh kehtey haina "Jab Kismat mein he hain lawde toh kaise khaaega Pakode kyun be bhen k lawde.." mujhe uss time kutton k bhonkney ki awaajein aai 2 se jyaada kuttey they or unki awaaj dekh k lagraha Tha ki woh idhar he aarahe they woh bhi bahot jaldi se.... Maine ek mini second mein Sab calculate Kiya no fucking way main itani jaldi ye drum wahaan lagaake deewar paR chadd jaaunga pakada jaaunga gand marrjaaegi... Isliye Maine agli he second waapis uss pipe ki Taraf doud lagaadi or bhenchod seedha jump maarke bandar k maafik half pipe cross kargaya or fir jaldi-2 uppar chhadne laga... Tab woh kuttey udhar ko aaye unka bhonkana bandh hogaya Tha as unhe wahaan kuch deekha nahi or unko dekh Maine speed slow kardi bilkul aaram - 2 se Bina sound uppar chaddne laga bc 3no k 3 pitbul mote tagdey maadarjaat ye toh cheer faad kardetey agar fans jaata toh woh idhar udhar ghumein lekin unhe kuch nahi Milla or idhar main balcony par chadd gaya iss bich woh 2-3 baar or bhonkein... Aaj nahi nikaal shaktey pehle kutton ki setting Karni padegi isliye Maine uppar ishaara Kiya.. Or fir bedsheets pakadke uppar chaddne laga lekin bc fir wahi baat Kismat mein he lawde they Main jaise he uppa chadta balcony kaa gate khulla or koi bahaar aaya koi kya bc Kritika thi bc night suit mein maal lag rahi thi... Abe maal nahi lawde woh gand marwaadegi usne ek baar niche dekha or dusri he second uski najar mujhpar paddi mujhe dekh k woh shocked rehgayi maybe cehra bhi naa dikha ho usse mujhe Pata Tha woh chilaaegi isliye pehle he Maine woh bedsheets chhodi or balcony mein kuddgaya or iss Tarah kudda ki Mera hath uske munh par padda jisase woh balcony mein girri or main just uske uppar girra.... Aaah! Ye scene toh bc movies mein he dekha Tha aaj ho bhi gaya... Main uske uppar Tha totally or uska pura sareer main apne sareer par mehsush Kar paaraha Tha bc kya boobs they uske holy fuck meri chest k niche kuchall Gaye they woh.. Meri aankein uski aankhon mein thi woh shocked thi but Mera cehra dekh thodi Kam shocked Hui shayad usko laga koi chorr worr hoenga... Bc pehla adultery scene aaya Tha aaj story mein gajab...

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Update-36(Saved)


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Kritika-ummmmmm! Hummmmmnnn...

Main-sorry I didnt understand a word you just said..

Hath hataaega tab naa bolegi bhosdk...
Oh shit..
Main-chilaana nahi Haan..
Maine hath hataaya toh uske munh se pehla word ye nikala...

Kri-tum yahaan kya Kar rahe ho...?

Main-juth nahi bolunga bhaagne ki try Kar raha Tha lekin fail hogaya tumhaare kuttey aagaye...aise jaanwar koi paalta Hai kya bhalla yaar...

Kri-main bhi sochun wohlog itana kyun bark Kar rahe hain...

Main-My bad...

Kri-Ab uthoge...

Main-oh! Fuck sorry...

Ye bolke Main uske uppar se utha or usko uthne k liye hath diya jispar usne mujhe ghurr
Kar dekha toh Maine hath waapis hataaliya... Bc bhalaai kaa toh jamaana he nahi Hai... Woh khaddi Hui Maine uppar dekha toh wHaan naa toh bedsheet thi or naa He woh log... Bc even khidki bhi bandh kargaye they gajab bc...

Kritika - Tum Bhaag kyun rahe they...

Main-what do you mean tum Bhaag kyun rahe they kidnapped hun yaar bhaagunga nahi toh kya karunga I can't live like this... I am bored like hell... I will die if I stay here more..

Kritika - oh! Hello.. Kidnapper ki Tarah rakhtey toh kya kartey..?

Main-toh theek Tha Kam se kam bandhey toh rehtey yaa behonsh rehtey...

Kri-fir kaise bhaagtey...?

Main-main koi naa koi raasta nikaal he leta you know I am too fast..

Kri-fainkna bandh karoge tum..? Kitana fainkoge...

Main-internet wagairaah nahi chalaati kya...?

Kri-main faltu cheejein search nahi karti...

Main-newspaper toh aata hoga... Are woh chhodo TV par toh news dekhti hogi... Woh bhi chhodo aajkal toh mere return k baad social media par bhi main he chaaya hun... Kamsekma kahin toh dekha hoga ki main kon hun...

Kri-bol toh aise rahe ho jaise hero ho koi..

Main-excuse me I am bigger then a hero in North India... Iron man hun idhar kaa main...

Kri-whatever... Dekho abhi main daji ko nahi bataaungi ye sab as already bahot problems hain unke uppar lekin Agar doobara bhaagne ki koshish ki toh main bilkul bataadungi sabko...

Main-Ek baat bataata hun mouka Hai abhi bataado doobara mouka nahi dunga main fir... Mera plan ek baar fail hua wahi bahot shock ki baat Hai 2 baar fail no way...

Kri-tum yahaan se nahi nikal shaktey... Tumne jyoti di ko dhoka diya...

Main-what the fuck... O hello I don't even know your jyoti di.. Dhoka Dena toh durr ki baat Hai or dhoka Ashish ne bhi nahi diya... A tumlog usko bulaalo naa idhar Hai kahaan bc woh idhar lawd....i mean idhar waatt lagi paddi Hai or woh gayab Hai usko bulaao usase pucho ki bhai ye sab sach nahi Hai humaara bhi picha chutte tumlog bhi tension free hojaao...

Kri-kal aajaaengi woh...

Main-gajab toh Kal sabke saamne usase puchlena...

Kri-nahi sabke saamne nahi Kal raat yahin par...

Main-lol.. Nahi aa paaunga...

Kri-kyun..?

Main-bahot kaam Hai Kal mereko...

Kri-matlab...?

Main-off course bhaagunga yaar or kya karuunga... Kal apun gayab...

Kri-kal 6 k 6 Dogs khulle rakhwaaungi...

Main-waise toh I love dogs but unko maarne mein mujhe koi problem nahi hogi...

Kri-eeewwww! Tum dogs ko maaroge...?

Main-joking.... 6 dogs hain toh Mera raatko nikalna impossible ab kuch Naya plan karnekaa Hai mereko... Bc kya lodu... I mean ghatiya jagah Hai...

Kri-oh hello aisi jagah pure haryana mein nahi millegi tumhe itani badi haweli dekhi hai kabhi...

Main-haao rojj dekhta hun...

Kri-kidhar sapno mein...

Main- Aji lawd....Abe gaali Dena bandh karbe...

Kri-what..?

Main-sorry thoda control nahi rehta ... Mera Matlab Tha I guess isase 5 gunna badi haweli toh hogi humaarimm..or isase 5 gunna jyaada area mein faili Hai..

Kri-You gotta be kidding me...

Main-yaar tum bilkul Bhi I mean thoda saa bhi I mean slight saa bhi nahi jaanti main kon hun kahaan se hun kya karta hun...

Kri-Actually nahi... I mean I know ki tum kissi powerful background se ho lekin jyaada nahi Pata...

Main-Haryana k cm, home minister wagairaah wagairaah ko toh jaanti hogi...

Kri-offocurse itani knowledge Hai mujhe and Haan don't tell me tum unko jaantey ho... Fainkana nahi...

Main-jaanta nahi banaaya he humne hai..

Kri-very funny...

Main-bhai theek kehtey hain bc kon bhains k aage been bajaae...

Kri-tumne mujhe bhains Bola what the hell...

Main-tereko nahi Bola re woh ek kahaawat Hai... Tu ek kaam Kar Google Kar Deva Singh yaa AP yaa Abeer yaa mangal etcetera etcetera uske baad baat kartey hain...

Kri-abtoh tumne meri curiosity or badha di ab Google karna he padega...

Main - kartey raho main chalta... Ciao...

Kri-oh hello idhar se kahaan balcony se jaao...

Main-woh raasta bandh hogaya yahaan se kon dekhega waise bhi... Bc ek baat Hai kya Mast room Hai humein toh chutiy... I mean bakwass saa room diela Hai...this is not fare Haan...

Kri-just get out...

Main-google Karo fir apne bhai dadaji yaa pitaji se pucho ki ye gentlemen kon hain tab Bolna get out... Tabtak k liye bye...

Ye bolke Maine gate khola or idhar udhar dekha koi nahi Tha toh aaram se nikalke uppar chadd gaya humaare room k saamne aaya knock karne he waala Tha ki Maine darwaaja thoda saa push Kiya or woh khull gaya bhenchod lawde ki planning hogi yahaan saala Gate khulla chhod rakha Hai bclog ne... Main andar aaya aaram se toh woh log khidki se niche dekh rahe they ki main kahaan gaya wagairaah - 2 Sab k Sab bc wahin jhumrakhe they...

Rohit-dikha kya be...?

Ravi-nahi re iss balcony mein se he dikhega bc Pata nahi kahaan marrgaya...pakka bhosdkaa yaa toh pakada gaya yaa fir line maarne lag gaya main likh k deta hun...

Main-aji Haan bhen k lawde kareena kapoor baithi hain udhar toh...

Ye sun woh log ekdum se palte...

Ravi-bhosdk darra diya...

Sam-ek minute tu andar kaise aaya be gandu...

Main-lehen k bawdo Gate takk lock naa Kiya tha tumlog ne bichmein koi aajata toh marrjaati na gand...

Sam-ye Ashish ko Bola Tha main...

Rohit-woh chhod ye Bata niche Kya hua....?

Main-jyaada kuch nahi ek chance milgaya woh boli abhi budhau ko nahi bataaegi lekin fir bakchodi ki toh pilwaadegi sabko...

Rohit-bc aise kya pataaya itani jaldi jo raaji hogayi...

Main-frankly speaking Maine kuch nahi kiya I mean thoda eye contact hua Tha but jyaada nahi toh ye sab usne khud k hissab se he Kiya... Yaa ye ho shakta Hai woh meri shakal par already fidda ho...

Sam-waah bc Mast Hai dikhne mein toh...

Main-Haan but bc apne type ki nahi Hai..

Rogit-tabhi sochun bc Bina flirt kiye kaise aagaya chutiya...

Main-haao flirt nikala he nahi mera it means apne type ki nahi Hai....apne type ki hoti toh Mera flirt uchall-2 k bahaar aajata... Even bc humein theek se jaanti bhi nahi....

Rohit-lol..

Main - bolke aaya main ki Google Kar maadarjaat Pata Kar inshaan Hai ki bhagwaan apun...

Ravi-maadarjaat toh nahi Bola hoga tu...

Main-of course nahi ladkiyon k saamne gaali naa deta main...

Ami-iska Matlab main kya hun...

Main-tu chill Kar tujhe aadhi gaali samjh nahi Aati toh koi dikkat nahi..

Rohit - woh chhod be ab aage kaa kya plan Hai...

Main-Firse bhaagta hun bc kutton ki maai chhod dunga..kholo khidki..

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Rohit-Lawda firse bhaagega bc gand maardenge pitbul hain bhosdk...

Main-majaak Kar raha Tha be... Iss Tarah nikalna impossible Hai koi or idea nikaalna hoga Kal... Bhenchod 6 kuttey hain.. 6kuttey kon maadarchod rakhta Hai...

Ravi-what the fuck...

Rohit-chalo fir so jaao bc bahot thakk gaye hain already itana late kardiya nikalne k chakkar mein 2-3 baj gaye honge subah k...

Ravi-haan... 2 bed idhar Hain 2 side waale room mein or 2 fir third room mein...

Main-Ami tu third room lele... Aaram se sojaanekaa...

Ravi-bc bed toh dekh kitane bade hain caahe Sab ek par he sojaao..

MAIN, Ravi rohit or Sam ek room mein they Ashish Ajit ek mein or Ami fir third mein... Per room 2 king-sized beds they bc pure bade - 2...main or Ravi ke bed per they...

Main-bhosdk koi subah chaaye wagairaah leke aae toh tumlog pee Lena mujhe jagaaya toh gand fodd dunga...

Ravi-OK...

Ab bc bhaagdoud se aaj itana thakk gaye they ki kya Mast nind aai bc Pata nahi kitani derr takk sota he raha.. Subah kissi k bolne se meri aankh khuli main utha toh wahaan Ami or Kritika they... Unke alaawa room mein koi nahi Tha...

Main-kya hua re...

Ami-uthana nahi Hai...

Main-kya karegi uthke idhar konsa koi kaam Hai... Sone de naa befaltu bore hounga uthke...

Kri-kaam he Hai shaadi ko 3 din bache hain or mehmaan bhi aane lage hain tumlog bhi mehmaan ho toh thoda kaam karaao..

Main-aji ghanta main kaam karwaaunga...

Kri-baaki Sab toh karwaa rahe hain...

Main-baaki toh chutiy....i mean pagal hain main naa karwaane waala...

Ami-niche toh aaja kaam rehndey.. 11 baje hain yaar...

Main-tumlog chalo main aata hun fresh hoke..

Ami-ok...

Unke jaatey he main fir se so gaya... Or ab mujhe kissi ne nahi jagaaya.. main apne aap utha.. Bc ghar mein kitani problems hongi babhi toh pagal hogayi hongi lekin bhai hain sathmein unko Pata Hai apunlog ko kuch nahi hoenga... Woh sambhaal lenge... Lekin fir bhi tension toh hogi he...

Ye sochta sochta main utha or bathroom mein ghuss gaya fresh hua nahaaya or wahaan rakhe kapdey pehney white kurta - Payjaama bc ekdum Desi dude lagraha Tha main Payjaama toh mereko fit aagaya but kurta thoda khulla Tha lekin theek Tha jo bhi Tha nahaake sareer fresh hogaya ekdum.... Bc abtak koi uppar nahi aaya bc log bhag toh nahi gaye akele akele....

Ye bolke main room se bahaar aaya toh uss floor par koi nahi Tha niche waale floor par aaya toh Kritika k room k just saamne Kritika or ek 22_23 age ki sundar si ladki or khaddi thi bc ab ye kon... Introduction toh hua nahi bc lekin mujhe dekh woh ladki bhayaanak shocked rehgayi uski aankhein bahaar aaneko hogayi... Lawda koi ex girlfriend toh nahi Hai ye jo aise dekh rahi Hai... Waise iss pareewaar mein ghurrke dekhne kaa riwaaj toh Hai he..

Ladki-oh my God.. AP ko bhi yahaan leke aae ho tumlog...

Kri-ofcourse di main problem yahi toh thi...

Ladki-Oh no no no. No noo I am sorry I am really really sorry... Meri family ki taraf se main aapse maafi maangti hun...

Ye sab sun woh Kritika bhi Chakraa gayi or bc sathmein main bhi ki ye ho kya raha Hai..

Main-maafi waafi baadmein first of all tum ho kon...

Ladki-I amJyoti...

Main-oh ho ho ho.... Aaiye ji Aaiye welcome welcome sawaagat Hai aapka...

Jyoti-please listen to me one second...

Main-are boliye boliye boliye aap he k liye toh aae hain yahaan aapki baat sune Bina kaise jaaenge...

Jyoti-yahaan nahi Andar...

Main-ok...

Ye bolke hum Kritika k room mein aagaye or usne room bandh kardiya..

Kri-Di kya horaha Hai ye...

Jyoti-Ek second Kriti... AP please listen to me...

Main-are kuch bologi tabhi naa sununga tabse listen to me listen to me khelrahi ho...

Jyoti-ww.. W. Woh hua Yun ki me and Ashish were just friends ye toh tumhe bhi maalum he hoga Maine meri family ko bhi yahi baat samjhaai but meri family ye baat maananey ko taiyaar he nahi thi isliye Vinay bhai gaye College mein or Ashish k sath unki verbal fight Hui... Uske baad baat or badhgayi meri kissi ne nahi suni mujhe bola gaya tum yahaan ruko hum Sab theek kardenge... Issi bich Ashish ne tumhaara naam lediya toh sabko laga woh serious Hai toh baat hadse aage badh gayi kyunki agar Sachmein ye sab Hai toh tum kabhi shaadi nahi hone doge aisa dadaji ko laga or unhone ye sab plan Kiya... Unlog ki koi galati nahi Hai thakuron mein beti he sabkuch hoti Hai isliye ye sab Kiya unhone... PLEASE try to understand..

Main-Understand kya hai isme yahaan baithey toh hain chup chaap maine kya Kiya...

Jyoti-Kiya nahi KAROGE.... main tumhaare he college mein padhti hun or ussi area mein rehti hun ye log ko nahi Pata itana but I know you you are more dangerous then anything else in Haryana....

Main-karoge yaani future mein toh ji Haan jarur you know deva bhai humessa boltey hain "NO ONE HURTS MY FAMILY AND Lives" toh first of all jokes apart main tumhaara kuch nahi karunga lekin bhai tumhaara kuch nahi chhodenge ye jo thakurpanthi haina humaare 20 gaon humaare itane gaon toh for your kind info main bataadun humaare under haryana haryana mein over 5,000 gaon hain as sarkaar humaari he Hai toh pura haryana humaara hai ... Or bandey itane hain jitane total tumhaare 20 gaon mein naa honge so the thing is Maine tumhaare Dada ko Bola Tha ki beshak tumhaare pass reason sahi ho humein kidnap karne kaa but bhai ye nahi dekhenge ki kya reason Tha naa he woh mouka denge samjhaane kaa... Or uppar se ek jaanwar aaega usse bhi kholdiya toh fir ram naam satya Hai...

Jyoti-isiliye toh tumhe bolrahi hun please try to understand insabke baad tum please humein bhool Jaana...

Main-AP... This is my name I don't forgive and I don't forget... I will have my revenge one way or other... I am a force that doesn't like to be messed with...

Jyoti-toh tum caahtey ho ki ye sab innocent log bhugtey woh Sab...

Main-first of all ye sab kidnap karne se pehle sochna Tha kissi builder k betey ko kidnap nahi kar rahe ho tumlog I am fucking AP... My family rules the entire north India... Halwa Hai KYa ji... Ab karm kiye hain toh fall bhi khaana he padega... Or suno main kuch bhi nahi karunga main naa he bhai ko bolunga woh kya karein tumlog k sath or Agar woh kuch karne lage jo woh karenge he toh naa he main unhe rokunga... So good luck with that.... Have a nice day... Or Haan apni behen ko samjhao ki kon hain hum.. Or kya kartey hain hum... Or kya kar shaktey hain hum or kya kya kiye hain hum...

Ye bolke main room se bahaar chala gaya ye sab Sach Tha bhai kuch nahi sunenge baad mein ki inhone kyun kidnap Kiya or woh jaanwar bc usko toh mouka caahiye In abko thokdega woh ek shaadi k chakkar mein Sab marrenge bhenchod...

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UPdate-38(Do not Mess with Us)


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Main uss room se nikalke niche ki Taraf aaya Mera mood kharaab hogaya Tha what if main yahaan chutiyon ki tarah padda rahun or Bahaar koi problem aajae koi problem kya lagaalo John he attack kardey toh kya lawda ukhaad paaunga main bc.. Niche woh log garden mein they jahaan tent wagairaah lagrahe they shaadi ki taiyaariyaan suru hochuki thi or humaare waale lawde help karwaa rahe they...

Main-bhosdko tumhaare papa ki shaadi Hai kya jo lage paddey ho...

Rohit-time pass ho nahi raha thoda kaam he karletey hain kya Pata jaldi chhod dein...

Main-bhenchod...

OK AP OK first of all calm down gussa nahi karna naa beta naa gussa toh karna he nahi Hai nope... Aise Karega toh gand marrjaaegi...gussa nahi ssshshshshsh...

Main ek side aagaya or garden mein ek bench par baith gaya....As I said earlier Mera gussa bahot kharaab Hai yaa toh aata he nahi Hai or Aata Hai toh fir bahot gand maardeta hai... Meri bhi or saamne waalon ki bhi... Isliye main control Kar raha Tha yahaan baithke...

Main-fuckkkkkkkkk...

Main puri frustration se chilaaya jisase thoda gusse kaa weight Kam hua thoda mind fresh hua...

Main-Yes like that... Gajab hell yeah bud ab bakchodi nahi aaram se aaram se.. OK all good... Easy...

OK let's go now... Main waapis unlog k pass aaya Wajir bhi wahin Tha...

Main-Time kya hua re...?

Wajir-1:30 baje hain...

Main-wtf 1 Baje utha main... Gajab.

Rohit-humaara lunch ho chuka tu karle...

Main-naa bookh nahi Hai...

Wajir- kyun...?

Main-Kyun...? Bhook se puchun..? Ki kyun nahi Hai tu...? KYa jawaab degi woh maalum..? Ki a lawde meri marji nahi hun toh nahi hun...Teri gand mein kya panchayat Hai.....

Main wahaan idhar udhar ghumta raha bc sochraha Tha kutton k sath dosti Karlun par woh bhi nahi ho paaya because kuttey dikhe he nahi Maa k lawde keval raat raat ko kholtey ho kya... Isliye main room mein aagaya or jab thodi derr tak or wohlog nahi aaye toh main waapis unko lene niche ki taraf aaya lekin jaise he main first floor par aaya mujhe kuch awaajein aane lagi... Jaise koi Ladd raha ho Maine uppar se he niche dekha toh hall mein puri family ikathha thi.... Sab k Sab log they udhar... Jyoti or woh thakur k bich conversation chal rahi thi..

Jyoti-aap samjh kyun nahi rahe dadaji... Woh bahot khatarnaak Hai Maine dekha Hai wahaan isko he is a bloody beast.. Ye jo tumlog Surendra Surendra kartey rehtey they naa uske piche AP he Hai...

Ye sun woh sblog solid chownkey...

Jyoti-haan sahi suna koi aam ladka nahi Hai woh jisse aaplog uthaaloge woh kissi ko kahi chhodega... Wohlog pura haryana chalaatey hain haryana kya pura North India chalaatey hain police power paisa public Sab inka Hai... Log devta maangtey hain Inko... Aap pure pariwaar ko khatre mein daal rahe ho...

Thakur-ye Sab usko in Sab mein paddney se pehle sochna caahiye Tha...

Jyoti-insab mein paddney se pehle...? Daji woh mereko jaanta bhi nahi Hai aaj pehli baar usne dekha mujhe... Or uske pass itana time nahi Hai ki woh aise harr matter mein ghussa firre even usse Pata bhi nahi Tha Ashish ne uska naam Liya hai...

Ye sun wohlog maano sapne se bahaar aae..

Thakur-Toh usne kaha kyun nahi...

Jyoti-kyunki Ashish uska dost Hai...

Wajir-Ab jo hogaya so hogaya kamjorr hum bhi nahi hain dekhlenge usko or uske baad uske Deva ko...

Ye sun Mera dimag jo already ghumma hua Tha or jyaada ghumma main boltey hue niche aaya...

Main-Deva bhai bol... Yaa deva ji bol...

Wajir-kya Bola...

Main bilkul uske saamne aake khadda hogaya...

Main-jo tu suna tere jaise chindi chorr Pata Hai humaare yahaan hath jodke sirr jhuka Kar aatey hain jis deva ko tu naam se bulaaraha Hai unki Pooja hoti Hai... Tu humein dekhega Haan itani goli padengi ki laash bhi pehchaan mein nahi aayegi... Bhagwaan kaa naam Bina respect k nahi letey..

Thakur-tum...

Main-bich mein nahi bolna chicha.... Ab tu sun kahaan Tha main Haan yaad aaya Kiske dum par uchhal raha Hai tu ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga jab tak shant hun toh shant hun warna fir Shaitan hun woh haal kardunga ki naa marrega naa jinda rahega...

Woh Sab log kuttey k maafik mujhe ghurr Kar dekh rahe they... Or tab mujhe realize hua ki bhosdk gussa nahi gussa nahi... YAAD rakha Kar gand Marr jaaegi...

Main-actually I am sorry... I didn't meant that...

Ye sun wohlog blank hogaye ki bhenchod aadmi Hai yaa paayjaama... Or main uppar ki taraf aagaya... Ami wagairaah Sab gate par khaddey ye sab sun rahe they woh bhi mere piche piche uppar aagaye.... Uppar room mein aatey he Main firse chilaayaa...

Main-"Fuck this Shit"...

Rohit - Kya hua re...?

Ami-gussa aaraha Hai usko... Or gussa usko karna Hai nahi... This is bad humein nikalna hoga yahaan se...

Sam-Matlab...

Ami-Matlab jitana ye gussa Karegi utana ye waapis past waala AP banegi.. Vertigo ye gift deke gayi hai isko...

Ravi-what the fuck...?

Ami-yep... Aise ye bimaar hojaaega fir.... And that is bad very very bad...

Main-Thodi Derr chup rahoge be bhosdko...

Ye bolke main utha...

Main-Ami k room mein jaaraha main tumlog bakchodi continue Karo...

Or main Ami waale room mein aagaya... bc ye log ko tapka bhi nahi shakta bechaare innocent Hain ek thakur k liye sabki gand maarna not good... Lekin Agar dimag ghumma toh Sab marrenge isliye dimag ghumaana nahi Hai bhenchod kya chutiya Tarah se kidnap huein hain kissi ko shakk takk naa hoga ki hum yahaan Hain even main bhi bahaar hota toh dhund nahi paata because koi link he nahi Hai naa koi saboot... Ab toh Parson shaadi Hai uske baad he nikalna hopaaega lagta Hai... Shaadi Hai iska Matlab guests bhi aaenge guests aaenge Matlab bheed hogi family Chutiyaapa hoga
Matlab jeena bahot mushqill hoga lekin mouka ho shakta Hai bhaagne kaa yaa koi mobile hath lagjaae... Woh aasaan hoga... Lekin bc abtak ek bhi mobile yaa land-line phone dikha takk nahi lagta Hai budhau ban kardiya Hai phones ko.. Main kuch soch he raha Tha ki darwaaja knock hua.. Or fir khulla as Maine lock nahi kiya Tha... UDHAR se woh Kritika andar aai... Kritika k thobdey ko dekh lag raha Tha ki usko Pata chal gaya hai main kon hun...

Kri-AP....

Main-not now baad mein...

Kri-Please listen...

Main-Listen girl now Is a very bad time I am telling you do not start..

Kri-My Uncle and Aunty wants to talk to you..

Ye sun Jyoti k mom and dad Yaani thakur Arjun singh or unki wife Archana andar enter hue... Main aksar loggon k thobdey padhleta hun lekin yahaan main confuse Tha because unke cehre par darr, Majburi or sadness k mixed expressions they... Unko dekh main khadda hua...

Main-Ji boliye...

Arjun-We want your help....

Main-I see I see... What kind of help can you please explain ....

Arjun-Please listen .. Mere papa ek bahot ache insaan hain... Gareeb or laachaar logon k maseeha Hain woh aaplog ki Tarah toh nahi but jitana Kar shaktey hain logon k liye utana kartey hain... Aajtak kissi ne bhi unpar ungali nahi uthaai Hai log bahot ijjat kartey hain unki... Lekin jaise he unhe ye sab kaa Pata challa unhone apni ghar ki ijjat k liye Bina kuch soche samjhe aap Sab ko kidnap karwaa Liya kyunki Jyoti ki shaadi pehle he tayy ho chuki thi Yahaan k ek bade gharaane mein bahot achaa khaandaan Hai unka or uss jaisa ladka humein nahi millega.. Isliye papa ye shaadi k bich mein kuch bhi nahi aane Dena caahtey they... Lekin Shor sharaabe k bich ye baat ladke waalon ko Pata chal gayi... Unhe double chinta sataaney lagi ek ki Jyoti kaa Sachmein affair Hai joki Tha nahi dusri or main problem tumhaare pareewar kaa naam bhi aagaya insabmein isliye woh log darr gaye or shaadi k liye mana karne lage par papaji ne unse baat ki woh papa ki kaafi ijjat kartey hain or unse darrtey bhi hain isliye unhone shaadi nahi todi or ye baat maanli ki Jyoti kaa affair nahi Tha lekin tumhaara darr toh unlog ko tabhi bhi satta he raha Tha aaplog kya ho sabko Pata Hai toh jaahir si baat Hai darr toh lagega he... Isliye unhone ek shart rakhi ki jab tak deva ji khud Yahaan aake unke saamne ye saaf nahi karenge ki humaara Insabse koi naata nahi Hai tabtak shaadi nahi hogi....

Main-what the hell...???

Archana - Ji Haan... Ab papa kissi k aage jukhenge nahi or deva bhai Bina jukhaae unki baat sunenge nahi kyunki already unhone aaplog ko kidnap karke galati ki hai... Or Aise ye shaadi hogi nahi or pure pareewar ki badnaami hogi woh alag..

Main-toh fir humein kyun kidnap karwaaya... Jab tumhe Pata he Tha affair Hai nahi...

Arjun-Woh shaadi naa hone Dene waali dhamki k Kaaran... Unhe laga jawaan khoon Hai kya Pata kya kardey...

Main-so let me get this straight tumlog bahot ache Inshaan ho OK good...jyoti is a very sweet girl I know... SHAADI horahi Hai good or sath sath shaadi nahi bhi horahi not good... Shaadi karaane k liye aap sabko Deva bhai ki permission caahiye good or dusri taraf tumlog deva bhai ki beijjati Kar rahe ho... Very bad... Ab ladke waale bhi tumlog se darrtey hain toh shaadi cancel woh karenge nahi lekin good humlog se bahot jyaada darrtey hain toh shaadi woh Bina shart puri hue karenge nahi...what the fuck this is so confusing....

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