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Indian XXX Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose


Update-39(Ok Let's Go)



Arjun-Ji Haan bilkul sahi samjhe aap...

Are lawda samjha main confusiya gaya hun bhosdk....

Main-or aapko ye lagta Hai ki deva bhai yahaan aaenge or fir maafi maangenge... What the hell... Halwa Hai kya tumlog ko baksh dein wahi bahot Hai waise hota hua woh bhi naa dikh raha mereko...

Arjun-isiliye aapke pass aae hain... We need your help...

Main-and why i should help you? .. .. After all You guys kidnapped me...

Arjun-Because we know you... You help people in need always and we need you more then anyone now... Ek kidnapper nahi ek laachaar Baap banke aaya hun... Meri beti ki jindagi kaa sawaal Hai... Agar ye shaadi nahi Hui toh pure area mein beijjati hogi woh alag... Baaki force main aapko Kar nahi shakta... Hath jodke vinatti he Kar shakta hun please save us...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya... Or turant uske jaatey he uski wife mere pair pakadne lagi ye dekh main chownka or jump maarke bed par Chadd gaya...

Main - No no no please don't do that... Dont ever do that..

Archana-please humaari madad kijiye Agar ye shaadi nahi Hui toh thakur khandaan ki ijjat mitti mein mill jaaegi or Agar aisa hua toh papa toh yun he shadme mein challe jaaenge.. Please madad kijiye humaari...

Main-ok OK please durr hoiye ek baar...

Woh thoda piche hatti toh main bed se niche uttara...

Main-ok main aapki help karunga...

Archana - pakka naa...?

Main-Boldiya Matlab hojaaega meri baat pathar ki lakeer hai....

Archana-bahot bahot dhanywaad...

Main-ok here is the deal mujhe karna ye Hai ki deva bhai ko manaana Hai jo ki easy Hai lekin sath sath bahot tuff bhi... Unko yahaan leke aana Hai or tumhaare ladke waalon se baat karwaani Hai is that right...?

Archana-Haan... Par ek problem Hai phone wagairaah hum use kar nahi shaktey as papa ko Pata chal jaaega..

Main-Phone se baat banegi bhi nahi phone par samjhaaunga toh woh kuch naa samjhney waale ulta yahaan aake bakheda khadda kardenge... face to face samjhaana padega...

Archana - toh aapko yahaan se bhaagna padega...

Main-arey abtoh help k liye jaaraha hun abhi bhi bhaagna he padega Matlab.....

Archana-Agar Papa ko Pata chal gaya toh woh kabhi nahi jaane denge aapko... Isliye aapko bhaagna he padega...

Tumhaare papa ki Maa kaa bhosdaaaa...bhenchod budhaau seedha-2 boldey help caahiye gand mein ghussalega ego ko...

Main-ok toh ek kaam karna aaj raatko kuttey bandhwaadena baaki main dekhlunga...

Arch-woh nahi ho shakta... Woh raatko khulle he rahenge...

Main-toh tumlog aae kya karne Hon yahaan par Bina help kaise nikalunga yaar thoda toh help Karo...

Arch-aapko subah mein nikalna padega Kal...

Main-gajab kya plan hai... Din k ujaale mein Sab guards k bich se nikalunga... MR. India samjha Hai kya...

Arch-Guards ki jimmedaari humaari... Pichli side se nikalna jahaan se pehle try Kiya tha... Kritika ne bataaya mujhe...

Main-shabbas...

Arch-Kal subah theek 5 baje tum piche ki wall se jaaoge dusri side khet (fields) hain kaafi unko cross karke tum gaon mein enter Hoge... Woh bhi gaon k bilkul outside jaise he khet khatam honge tumhe ek pakki sadak dikhegi jo gaon k bahaar se nikalti Hai ussi se Jaana woh tumhe seedha agle gaon mein chhodegi wahaan se tumhe ek or gaon cross karna Hai lekin wahaan humaare jyaada bandey nahi hain so aaram se karloge lekin iss gaon mein bahot bandey hain isliye be careful... Dusre gaon k addey par tumhe private bus millengi town k liye wahaan se tum apne ghar k liye nikal Jaana or please please Parson subah 11 baje takk aajaana... Shaadi kaa wahi time fix hua Hai...

Main-pehle risk leke haweli se bahaar nikalun fir tumhaare Bandon se bharre 2 gaon cross Karo... Gajab sounds like an amazing plan...

Arch-ab jo bhi Hai yahi Hai... Aap he humaari aakhiri aasha ho...

Main-ok OK karlunga main...

Arch-ye rakhiye...

Ye bolke usne kuch paise Orr ek Kagaj diya jispar ek mobile no. Likha Tha...

Arch-ye Mera no. Hai mujhe phone karke bataadena kya hua kya nahi...

Main-sure... Lekin subah Sab hoga kaise guards and all...

Archana-Papaji rojj subah 5 baje kutton ko ghumaane lejaatey hain sathmein jyaada tar guards bhi jaatey hain exercise k liye... Pichli side toh 2-4 guards he rehtey hain woh bhi gate par main din mein he wahaan ek lohe kaa drum rakhwaadungi jisase aaram se chadd paao aap uppar...

Main-cool... OK Deal done...

Arch-bahot bahot dhanywaad...

Main-aise Matt Karo yaar mujhse bade ho aap hath wagairaah Matt joddo please...

Thodi derr or emotional bakchodi Hui or fir woh chali gayi... Wahaan keval Kritika baaki rehgayi...

Kri-aap Sachmein humaari help karoge..

Main-Haan.. Or ek minute tum se seedha aap ye sab kaise hua...?

Kri-sorry Haan mujhe Sachmein aapke baare mein nahi Pata Tha but now I know everything...

Main - everything maane...?

Kri-ki aap bahot ache insaan ho or helpful bhi..

Main-Helpful yes bilkul hun main helpful but achaa no no no I am no good I am the baddest person you will ever meet in your life I guarantee you that.. Tum aajtak jiss bhi Bure se Bure ladke se milli ho unsabse saikdon gunna jyaada bura hun main I had done some really shitty work over the years some people hate me for that some people hate double me for that some people pitty me for that some people sympathize me for that some people love me for that but but but you see the point is they all are afraid of me they can't stand me they can't touch me they can't do anything about me I am what I am and I am bad very very bad..

Ye sunke woh confusiya gayi sath sath impress bhi Hui lawdo dialouge maara Hai woh bhi gand faad woh bhi itana lamba impress naa hogi kya bc...

Main-... Chalo Main sabko bataadeta ki kya scene Hai...

Kri-sure...

Uske baad main waapis humaare wale room mein aaya or unsabko puri Kahaani bataai toh as expected wohlog bhi confusiya gaye...

Rohit-Ek minute toh galati kiski Hai yahaan Ashish ki, Iss thakur family ki yaa ladke waalon ki...?

Ravi-Honestly speaking I guess kissi ki bhi nahi because Sabne jo Kiya ache k liye he Kiya ab koi family apne betey k liye Yun he ladki nahi chunn lenge unhe proofs toh caahiye he honge chalo unhone maanliya Jyoti kaa affair nahi Tha but humlog se toh fattegi he unki...

Sam-I agree...

Main-Toh jaldi vote Karo ab jaaun yaa nahi because main Haan bolke aagaya tumlog kahoge toh mana kardunga...

Rohit-Nahi I think we should help them...

Sam & Ravi - Yep...

Ashish - kahin naa kahin Anjaane mein he sahi galati meri bhi Hai toh I will be happy if you help them...

Ajit-yep from me...

Main-Shabbas toh nikalta hun fir...

Ravi-Rukk be Ami kaa vote rehgaya...

Main-uska vote dediya Main...

Ravi-lol...

Ami-Anything you like....
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Main-toh subah 5 baje time dekhtey rehna bc...

Ami-mere waale room mein watch Hai...

Main-cool toh Kal subah 5 baje apun yahaan se gayab... Woh hojaaega par bc aage bhai ko samjhaana impossible Hai uppar se saala jaanwar toh abtak gusse se paglaa gaya hoga gand mardega woh...

Ravi-Wahi karna jo humlog bhai ko manaane k liye bachpan se kartey aae hain...

Sam-Yo... EMOTIONAL...

Main-BLACKMAIL...

Ravi-Exactly...

Main-yahi karna padega let's see kitana kaam Karega...

Uske baad shyaam Hui humlog ne kuch nahi kiya room se bahaar he naa nikale as guests aane lag gaye they and we hate strangers greeting us so bahaar he naa gaye.. Raatko dinner humne niche Kiya or Bina kissi bakchodi k seedhe room mein aagaye... Or aatey he jaldi sogaye Ami ko humein subah jagaana Tha or usne waisa he Kiya theek 4:30 baje usne humein jagaaya bc aaj Pata chala kya gandugiri hoti hai subah jaldi uthne mein saala aankh bhi dhangse naa khulli 5 baar munh dhoya tab jaake thoda theek hua... Humne same wahi bedsheets ki rope banaai saara plan wahi Tha bus new Tha no dogs and less guards... + woh drum bhi aaj sahi jagah par Tha... Kaafi andherra Tha bc niche lights jall rahi thi as usual or thodi derr baad humein haweli ka main gate khulne ki awaaj aai or fir Kutton k bhonkney ki... Humne 10 minutes wait Kiya or fir bedsheets niche latkaa di and aaram se niche uttar gaya... Ab mujhe keval problem thi gate waale guards se unse main kaafi durr Tha but still Agar dekhliya toh bc chase karenge or main caahta hun ki unko Pata chale usase pehle main ye dono gaon cross Kar jaaun... Unko waise bhi Pata nahi chalne waala Agar abhi nahi dekha Toh mujhe bhaagtey hue because inke according toh humlog room mein he hain...

Main Ahista-2 Deewar k pass aagaya or fir aaju baaju dekh k Deewar ki taraf douda or fir Uss drum par se jump boost leke Deewar par latak gaya or fir uske uppar chadd gaya... Holy fuck that was exhausting... Haweli ki lights idhar bhi aarahi thi THODI BAHOT.... yahaan keval khet he dikha mujhe or unke bich mein ek kacha raasta jispar mujhe jaanekaa tha... Main dusri side latak k uttara... Lekin uttartey waqt kaafi awaaj Hui as niche koi kachre kaa polythene padda Tha or main uske uppar uttara.. Or iss awaaj se andar harkat Hui... Bhenchod lag gaye lawde ek mission theek se karne nahi detey....

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Update-40(I did it..????)



Lekin jyaada kuch hua nahi kyunki main deewar k iss taraf Tha or woh dusri taraf... Maine woh kacha rasta pakada or uspar doud lagaa di... Pehla gaon mujhe ujaala hone se pehle khatam karna padega mere pass keval 30 minutes max hain toh gand faad mehnat lagegi... Main kheton k bichon bich uss rastey par doud raha Tha piche haweli ko dekha toh 500-600 meter durr aachuka Tha main and
Bc durr se Orr bhi Mast lagrahi thi haweli... Lol... Bhag bhosdk scenery baad mein dekhiyo... At last woh khet khatam hue Orr jaisa mujhe Archana ji ne bataaya Tha main ek main sadak par aagaya jo pakki thi wahaan se ghar bhi start hogaye they gaon developed Tha kaafi pakke ghar they lagbhag, sathmein tractors other equipments wagairaah harr ghar k bahaar they almost... Faayde ki baat ye thi ki ye Sadak gaon k bahaar se nikalti Hai it means keval ikka dukka ghar he dikhenge yahaan mujhe gharon k bahaar lights wagairaah jall rahi thi or ikka dukka makaan mein log uth bhi gaye they or ek do budhau log yoga biga Kar rahe they gharron k bahaar... Main aise chall raha Tha jaise morning walk k liye nikala hun taaki unlog ko shakk naa ho... But unlog ne meri taraf dhyaan he naa diya... Ab bc 15 minutes se non stop bhag raha Tha toh slow hogaya bhenchod ek toh ye naa maalum ye gaon kitana bacha Hai... Thodi derr or chala halka halka ujaala hone laga Tha Mast thandi Thandi Hawa chalreli thi.. Ab ujaala saa horaha tha toh maine socha pura ujaala hone se pehle ek baar gand faad bhaaglun taaki ye gaon kuch toh Kam hojaae... Isliye maine firse doud lagaa di... Or kaafi derr takk tejj he chalta raha... My stamina is gand faad now... Bhenchod itana bada gaon hota hai kya kabhi gand he maarlo bhenchod meri... Gaon naa hua ncr hogaya bhenchod...
Finally main is gaon k addey par aaya haash bc kam se kam ye toh over hua... Subah ho chuki thi or budhau log walk se waapis aarahe they bc Sab k Sab budhe log bc lawdo tumlog bhi excercise kiya karo chutiyo seekho budhe loggon se kuch..unhi mein se ek tau ko maine rokka...

Main-Ram Ram Tau ji...

Tau-Ram Ram chorre shabbas khainch k lele daily excercise karna sareer khaatar ghanna jaruri hoya kare...

Main-Ji Tau ji... Achaa Tau ji yahaan se ye agla gaon kitani durr padega...

Tau-beta hoga 3 saadhe teen kilometres... Main wahaan takk he jaake aaya hun..

Main-ek baat hai Tau ji iss ummar mein subah subah 3-4 kms ashaan baat toh naa Hai...

Tau-beta pichle 20 saal tai lagaatar he kar raha hun meri khayal main isiliye jinda hun naa toh ibbtakk khaat pakadleta.. Yaa fer marrjaata...

Main-Bahot badhiya Tau ji..

Tau-Chalo beta gharran teri tai baat dekhti paavegi.....

Main-jaa jaa Tau itane tai kaa kaaljaa likadlega... Tu yaade baataan ki suhaali si todde jaaiye..

Tau-hahaha rai chorre kardi baat kehgya yaa toh...

Main-haha tauji baat he kehna aata hai mereko toh... theek Tau dhanywaad ho tera..

Tau-rai kimme baat ni jawaan khainch k lele...

Main-theek Tau...

Ye bolke main wahaan se Nikal gaya or for you kind info bataa dun ye haryanvi thi Tau ko laga ki main morning exercise k liye nikala hun toh meri tareef ki usne and bataayaa ki next gaon almost 3.5 kms hoga.. Or 3.5 kms takk iss gaon k khet they... Unke bichon bich sadak thi... Main seedha uss sadak par chal padda kabhi tejj chalta kabhi slow kabhi or jyaada tejj... Kull milake main next gaon pohanchgaya ye gaon pehle waale jaisa he Tha well developed and well behaved... Farak itana tha bus ab Sabkuch saaf dikh raha tha or sablog bhi idhar udhar ghumrahe they... Maine wahaan ek ladke se addey kaa raasta pucha toh usane bataaya ki gaon pura cross karke aage Jaana padega or wahaan se main sadak par 3 kms aage bus stop hai wahaan private bus millegi... Woh mujhe Yamunanagar Bus stand lejaaegi jahaan se mujhe mere sehar ki bus leni padegi almost 300 kms durr hun main sehar se... Ab mujhe ye gaon cross karna tha achi baat ye thi jyaada utt pataang rasta nahi tha 2 turn he lene they addey takk... Or mere kapdey bhi like gaon waale he they toh jyaada ajeeb nahi lagraha tha main bc pairon mein chutiya type chappals thi gand maardegi pairon ki ye toh lekin jo tha so tha.. Main addey par pohancha or wahaan se seedha bus stop ki taraf bc pyaash lag gayi thi or abtak gand bhi fatt chuki thi pehle 1 km k khet then aprrox 3 km kaa pehla gaon then 4 km k khet paar karke ye gaon fir ye 4 km aprox kaa gaon then 3 km bus stop takk almost 15kms aachuka tha main dhoop nikal aayi thi lekin thandi k mousam k kaaran ye dhoop badhiya lag rahi thi finally main uss bus stop par pohancha jo ek chota saa kamre type mein tha jismein keval pillars they or unpar chatt thi koi gate deewar darwaja nahi tha bus pathar ki chairs jarur thi baithney ko... Wahaan 4-5 log khaddey they jinmein 2auratein bhi thi or best baat wahaan ek matka bhi rakha tha jismein se maine dherr saara Paani piya.... Or fir wahaab baithey ek middle aged aadmi se pucha...

Main-tau ji sehar k liye bus kitani derr mein aaegi...

Tau-beta har 2 ghanton mein ek buss aati hai sehar k liye.....

Main-2 ghanton mein.. Ye toh bahot jyaada hai... Complaint karo..

Tau-are nahi beta ye toh bahot Accha hai pichli sarkaar mein pure din mein ek he bus aati thi ab subah 6 baje se raat 10 baje takk 8-9 bus chalti hain... 2 ghantey koi jyaada nahi hain uppar se timing bhi toh fixed Hai...

Main-Matlab kaam karwaya hai iss sarkaar ne achaa khaasa..

Tau-bilkul beta bahaar ka toh pata nahi dekho lekin humari district mein bhaari kaam hua hai or baaki tv radio mein jo dekhtey hain uss hissab se toh yahi lagta hai kaam pure haryana mein he hua hai.. Beta humaara toh mla bhi opposition kaa hai fir bhi ruling party ne koi farak nahi kiya baraabar kaam karwaya...

Main-fir toh agli baar yahi log jeetenge...

Tau-haalaat toh yahi Keh rahe hain beta agli kai yojnaaein yahin jeetenge baaki toh ab ye politics hai kya pata kab kya hojaae...

Main-woh toh hai he... Time kya hua tau ji..?

Tau-11 baje hain beta...

Main-dhanywaad tau ji...

Tau-are koi naa beta...

Gaon k loggon ko caahe tumlog ganwaar kaho yaa annpadh unse well behaved helpful caring koi nahi hota unke pass sabki help karne kaa time or dil dono hotey hain kabhi mana nahi kartey apna paraaya nahi dekhtey wohlog.. Bus madad kardetey hain...

So kareeb dopehar k 1 Baje bus aai private bus thi or dikhne mein theek thi bheed bhi thi yahaan se Sehar 35 - 40 km tha... Mujhe uss tau k bagal mein he seat milgayi uska kaam badhiya tha ek ladka sehar mein tha mere he college mein dusra kheti mein laga tha abki baar baarish thodi jyaada hui thi toh fasal kuch kam hogi lekin usko uss baat se koi problem nahi thi woh mehnat mein vishwaash karta tha abki baar nahi toh agli baar.... Ek beti thi uski Shaadi thi kal uske liye he kuch bacha hua samaan lene jaaraha tha woh uska bada beta tractor leke already jaa chuka tha ye abhi jaaraha tha or uski madad Karega... Fir tractor mein samaan leke aaenge... Gajab bc Shaadi kaa saaraa kaam khud kartey hain log yahi hoti hai shaadagi..

Main-Tau ye kal itani shaadiyaan kaise...

Tau-kal kaa mahurat bahot Subh hai beta iske baad agle maheene kaa he mahurat nikal raha tha toh jyaada shaadiyaan kal he hain...

Usne mere baare mein pucha maine kuch ult pult bataaya or usne maanliya ek sawaal takk naa Kiya..apni party kaa kattar supporter tha woh or apne area k vikash ko dekh kaafi khuss tha... Bichmein road construction chaalu thi toh hum ruktey rukaatey kareeb 2 ghanton mein yamunanagar pohanchey 3 baj gaye they or mujhe bookh lagi thi faadu... Tau uttargaya tha bus stand se pehle he or mujhe Invitation diya usne Shaadi kaa... Bc ek Shaadi naa nipat rahi dusari kaise attend karunga....

Main bus stand par fresh wagairaah hua bc public toilet ki gand maar rakhi thi.. Uppar se bheed bc... Lekin pressure nikaalana jaruri tha... Uske baad Maine Khaana khaaya bc kya Chutiyaapa tha lekin bookh gand faad thi toh Khaana padda wahaan 4 baj gaye mujhe... Abtak toh unlog ko maalum chall gaya hoga ki main nahi hun wahaan bc jaldi nikalna padega abtoh... Lekin waise bhi woh log chutiya hain itana Dimaag naa Hai unmein.. Kyunki main jis route se aaya hun wohlog belive he naa karenge... But jo bhi ho alert rehna jaruri Hai...

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Update-41(Finally Home!)



Maine pata kiya next bus mere city k liye 5:30 baje thi bhenchod aadhi raatko ghar pohanchunga lagta hai... Bc 20 ghantey kaa saffar hojaaega almost kaltakk... Ab main ek kone mein baith gaya ticket leke bus stand se seat no. Milgaya toh baith ke jaunga aaram se... Chupp saa gaya tha main or wahaan se jahaan meri bus lagne waali thi wahaan najar gadaa rakhi thi 5:30 bajtey he bus aagayi or main apni window seat par baith gaya bc chalne ka time 6 baje kaa tha 2 seater seat thi or mere bagal mein ek aunty baithi thi or pichli seat waali aunty k sath lesbian type baatein kar rahi thi aaj firse shaabit hogaya ki bina earphones k traveling kaafi haanikaarak hai.. Specially in public buses... Mujhe darr ye lagraga tha ki chalne se pehle woh chutiya log Aa naa jaaein bc lekin aisa hua nahi bus chal paddi or main Mast scenery kaa najaar lene laga 5 hours + kaa safar tha or bichmein 30-40 minutes kaa break jahaan sabne Khaana waana khaaya kull milaake main apni city pohancha 12 baje conductor ne time bataaya mujhe... Bc mera area dekh k sans aaya mujhe holy fuck finally i am home gand fatt chuki thi.. Main chownk par uttara or uttartey he dukaan se cigarette leke pee or then wahaan ek auto waale ko pakada gaon k liye... Mushqill Se maana woh usko bache hue 790 rupaae dediya main ki maa k lawde ab toh chal... Tab jaake woh raaji hua or theek 1 Baje k aas pass main haweli k saamne uttara iski Maa kaa bhosdaa gand fatt ke hath mein aake hath se bhi nikal gayi lekin finally main pohanch gaya.. Lawda itana suffer or ek lawda kal bolraha Tha Ki AP 15 km kaa saffar 6 ghanton mein kaise kiya ab chutiye thoda dimag khol first of all normally 15 km bina rukke chalne mein 3.5 hours lagtey hain... + raasta puchne kaa time + jaankaari jutaane kaa time ki unlog k bandey toh nahi hain yahaan par fir gaon cross karna ab gaon k andar se bhaagke kaise niklun be log chutiya bolenge... Chal chod woh chutiya hai.. Back to present...

But the problem is ab bc ghar par millega kon mujhe kyunki sablog dhundaney nikale honge i am damn sure... Babhi hongi shayad.. Yep yep... Lekin bharosa unka bhi nahi hai sath gayi hongi woh bhi...

Main gate par aaya security doubled thi naye guards they kuch bahaar ki side gate k... Shayad humaare kidnap hone k baad hua ye sab...

Main-wassup...

Guard - Kon hai...?

Main-light liya hai hathmein jalla naa bhai isko...

Usne light mere thobadey par maari or dekhtey he fir salute kiya...

Guard-Sir aap... Aap yahaan...

Main-Yo... Kaisa hai..

Guard-sir abtoh bahot badhiya baakilog kahaan hain..

Main-Sab theek hain tension ki koi baat hai nahi... Andar kon kon hai...

Guard-Babhi ji he hain... Meenu ji unke sath baaki sbalog toh ussi din se yahaan nahi aae hain jabse aaplog gayab hue they...

Main-gate khulwaa ab...

Usne turant gate knock Kiya toh shyaam kaka ne chota hole kholke pucha...

Shyam-kon hai Birju...

Main-Main hun kaka jaldi se gate kholdo gandiya fatt gayi hai...

Shyam mujhe Bachpan se jaanta tha meri awaaj suntey he usne dhadaam se gate khola or aatey he mere galle Milla....

Main-koi sawaal pucho usase pehle bataa dun main theek hun baaki Sab bhi safe hain or jaldi he sab aajaenge... And nice to seee you again Kaka..

Shyaam-aise Matt daaraaya kar beta.. Budha hogaya hai tera kaka...

Main - are kaka apne ko kuch nahi hoenga... Ab andar jaanedo...

Ye bolke main aage chala sathmein kaka bhi aae aage haweli k gate par bhi guards they kaka ne gate khulwaaya or main hall mein enter hua hall mein lights chaalu thi or wahin sofe par babhi or Meenu baithi thi...meri taraf unki pith thi toh main unke pass gaya... Dil dhakk dhakk karne laga tha bc... Kya kahunga kya nahi..koi mast si line sochraha tha jisase swag bane or entry faadu lage.. But last mein chutiya line munh se nikali..

Main-Wassup babhi Maa...

Ye suntey he wohlog ek second mein meri taraf paltey unki aankh dekh saaf lagraga tha ki kaafi emotional drama ho chuka hai mujhe dekhtey he unlog k murjhaae hue cehre khill uthey or dono bhaagke mere Galle se lag gaye...

Main-that feels good...

Or kuch minutes baad unlog ko dhyaan aaya toh woh bole...

Babhi-Baaki Sab kahan hain..?

Main-Sab theek hain abhi koi nahi aaya hai...

Babhi-kyun kahaan kab kaise they tumlog or baaki kyun nahi aae...?

Main-calm down calm down listen baitho pehle Paani peeyo... Meenu Paani laana toh...or tum bhi peelena sathmein and calm down both of you...

Maine dono ko baithaaya...

Main-toh hua yun ki...

Maine unlog ko bataaya ki hum kahaan they or kyun they jo sun unlog ko solid shock laga...

Babhi-seriously...?

Meenu-oh My god...

Meenu-toh hua kya or tum kaise nikale...?

Babhi-woh baad mein pehle tere bhaiya ko call karo baakiyon ko lene chaltey hain.. Unlogon ki himmat kaise hui tumhe hath lagaane ki...

Main-ek second ek second babhi bhai ko abhi nahi bulana hai... Listen...

Or fir maine unhe woh sab bataaya ki main yahaan kaise kyun aaya or Archana and meri saari conversation bataai...

Babhi-Are you kidding me... Humlog unki madad karenge.. Tu Pagal hogaya hai humlog unko sabak sikhaaenge woh bhi aisa sabak ki woh yaad rakhein...

Main-First They are not the bad guys babhi they are good people... Unhone humein kidnap kiya uske piche bhi reason Tha unki beti ki ijjat ka sawaal tha...

Babhi-toh uske liye wohlog ghar aake baat Kar shaktey they humein bata shaktey they seedha kidnap karne ki kya jarurat thi...

Main-I know I know thakur haina garam khoon hogayi galati...

Babhi-Toh ab humlog bhi wahaan jaake bolenge hogayi galti...

Main-aap bhai ki tarah baat Kar rahe ho...

Bhabi-AP family ki baat hoti hai tab koi compromise nahi hota this is as simple as that... Or humlog kyun karein unki madad...?

Main-kyunki main kehraha hun ab itana naa bulwaao ek toh already bus stand par Khaana khaake mera digestive system is Hella fucked up.. Ab Orr bolunga toh ulti aajaaegi... Simple si baat Hai humlog bhi agar unki jagah hotey toh yahi kartey yahi kya isase bura kartey lekin unlog ne Humko ache se rakha kidnappers waala toh kuch bhi nahi hua... Or jaisa humlog baakiyon ki madad kartey hain inki bhi karenge because I like them... Ab itana bolne ki jarurat nahi hai meko main bolraha hun bus...

Babhi-OK ok... But tere bhai ko kon manaaega...

Main-off course aap manaaoge... Hain kahaan woh log...

Babhi-Mangal, tere bhaiya,deepak, Ajay Ye log Meerut gaye hain wahaan recently kissi k sath kuch matter hua tha toh tere bhai ko laga kahin wahi naa ho in sab k piche toh wohlog udhar gaye hain... Anjali, Rajat, Pooja, jiya and Rishi ye log bhi UP ki side he hain... Or Abeer yahin Pure sehar mein faila hua hai. Usne chotey motey Chorron se leke gundon kaa jeena haraam kardiya hai yahaan..... Main phone karti hun...

Main-ruko abhi nahi... Listen hum bhai ko abhi nahi bataaenge... Bhai ki jagah aap mere sath chaloge Unke ghar saare doubts clear karne...

Babhi-No way... No no no fucking way....

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Update-43(The Entry)


Main-sab theek hain main aaj subah ghar aaya hun kuch misunderstandings k bich mein ek scene hogaya tha isliye gayab hogaye they..

Deva-kya scene kya misunderstanding kahaan gayab...

Main-ok here is the scene pehle baat suno agar hyper hoke react kiya toh main turant phone Kaat dunga or abhi jiss mission par jaarahe hain uske baare mein bhi nahi bataaUnga...

Deva-bata de jaldi...

Main-hua yun ki....

Maine unko thakur log ki kartutein bataai...

Deva-Bhenchod hain kon ye thakur.. JO BHI Ho bus naam maalum haina unka shyaam takk dhundlenge saale jaayenge kahaan...

Main-hyper naa honeka warna main phone Kaat raha...

Deva-abe sun sun... Bahot pitega dekh tu...

Main-mera mission hai main lead kar raha hun or apni team mein ye rule hai jo lead Karega wahi sab decide Karega...

Deva-haan Haan pata hai maine he banaaya tha... Kahaan jaarahe ho tumlog...?

Main-uss thakur k gharr...

Deva - what the fuck are you nuts... Kya kar raha hai...?

Fir maine unko meri or Archana waali baat bataai...

Deva-tu ek kaam Kar tu rukkjaa Main unke yahaan jaake maafi Maang k aata hun... Meri maafi He toh caahiye unko...

Main-Ahahahahah chutiya samjha hai kya aapki maafi matlab unka khel khatam aise nahi chalega...

Deva-abe lawda Hai kya bilkul he.. Maafi maangein ab unse... Galati unki maafi main maangun...

Main-aapko nahi maanagana kuch bhi... Main babhi jaanwar or meenu jaarele hain... Hum sambhaal lenge...

Deva-ye theek nahi kar raha tu dekhle main abhi nikal raha hun meerut se... Seedha yamunanagar he aaenge...

Main- aajaao aaram se lekin matter main sultaaunga...

Deva-abe caahta kya hai tu...

Main-woh Shaadi shanti se hojaani caahiye wahaan sabke saamne mujhe koi scene nahi caahiye... Agar hua toh fir main chhodne waala nahi aapko...

Deva-ok... Agreed... Or kuch...

Main-Main kahunga wahi hoga...

Deva-humessa se wahi hota aaya hai naya kya hai...

Main-exactly....

Deva-lekin sabak jarur seekhaya jaaega...

Main-in a gentle way...

Deva-Gentle way my foot...

Main-bye bhai... Humlog pohanchrahe 1.5-2 hours mein...

Deva-utana time he humein lagega almost..

Main-Anjali wagairaah ko sath he leke aaoge...

Deva-haan raaste mein he hain wohlog...

Main-unlog ko pura scene bataadena...

Deva-sure... Sambhallke...

Call disconnected...

Babhi-kya hua...?

Main-all good gajab I am so good..

Babhi-shabbas...

Humlog 9:45 par yamunanagar pohanchey ab aage gaon ki side Jaana tha ab driving seat par main aaya pehle toh raasta puchke Maine woh road dhunda jo gaon ki side jaata hai woh jaldi he milgaya ab aage kaa raasta mujhe maalum tha... Bichmein construction thi baaki road theek tha isliye maine yahaan se he bhagaali gaadi..

Babhi-Holy shit... Abe pohanchenge he nahi toh kaise maafi maangenge aaram se chala...

Abeer-isiliye drive naa karne deta isko main... What the fuck single lane per side haibe marwaaega kya...

Babhi-ab bolega bhi nahi ye...

Abeer-haao iska dhyann hatt jaaega fir paglait kahin kaa..

Main-bologe toh marroge mera dhyaan nahi hattna caahiye...

Maine wahaan 120 par chalaai gaadi bc rr kaa koi jawaab he nahi gajab... 20 km toh 10-12 minutes mein cross kardiye... Fir aage 4-5 kms underconstruction part hai toh bc 20-25 pAR gaadi chali rukana bhi pada kill milake 10:30 takk humlog uss road se bahaar aagaye or fir Maine bhagai car ekdum faadu.. Jaldi he cross karliya woh road aage woh bus stop aaya jahaan se maine sehar k liye bus Lee thi... Wahan se fir aage gaon mein enter kar gaya...

Bc paidal tha tab kitani derr lagrahi thi cross hone mein ab seconds mein jaaraha Sabkuch thodi derr baad Babhi k phone par rohit kaa call aaya abeer ne uthaaya... Baat ki or bataaya ki 15 - 20 minutes mein pohanchrahe...

Abeer-Abe udhar scene suru bhi hogaya hai... Budhau bolraha ladke waalon ko ki Ye log (Rohit and all) maafi maangenge galati inki thi..

Main-bus 10 minutes...

Atlast humlog thakur k gaon mein entry kar gaye haweli durr se he najar aagayi ekdum chakka chakk sajaai thi haweli...

Main-So guys kaisi entry caahiye Swagger yaa normal...

Abeer-normal he rehndey humein...

Main-ok as you say Swagger he millegi aaplogon ko...

Babhi-oh shit..

Haweli kaa main gate khulla tha kyunki cars wagairaah ki parking andar he thi maine bhagaake seedha andar ghussa di bc un checking waalon ki gandiya fatt gayi or sathmein jo mehmaan wagairaah they un sabki bhi bc aunty log toh chilaane lagi... Left side mein mandap wagairaah tha toh maine gaadi udhar he utaar di or lawn mein chalane laga...

Abeer-what the fuck...

Babhi-Abe garden hai ye...

Log baag bc aankhein faade humari taraf dekhrele they... Maine mandap se just thodi si durr car rokki... Wahaan mandap k pass thakur family khaddi thi waah bc chutiya beshak hon sab lekin kapdey wapdey badhiya pehne they... Unke alaawa 4-5 log Orr bhi they udhar jinke Sath unki convo chal rahi thi i guess ye ladke waale honge or unke side mein Rohit wagairaah they...

Maine gaadi rokki...

Main-let's go guys... Mera scene hone k baad uttarana.. Or scene pura Swagger type he hona caahiye ek dum full hawa...

Abeer-hawa aise hogi bhabhiji ki maafi ki jarurat nahi padegi...

Babhi-tumlog ko maalum haina I hate show off..

Main-ek baar mein kuch nahi jaata..

Sabse pehle main he uttara or bc mujhe dekhtey he wohlog solid chownkey...

Main-Wassup everyone...

Rohit-jabar entry bhai...

Ravi-ye last mein skid waala scene Mast Tha...

Sam-Zehar entry bhai..

Main-maanta hai ki nahi...

Bc achi khaasi tareef horahi thi ki ek chutiya 29-30 age kaa chudaap saa aadmi meri taraf aaya... Kapdey wapdey theek pehne they...

Aadmi-oho ho aaiye aaiye janaab yahi hai AP main gunehgaar iss sabka..

Main-tu kon be...

Aadmi-hum hain Baljeet Singh MLA hain yahaan k...

Main - oho ho toh aap hain iss scene k main writer.. Ye part tumhaara he likha hua toh hai... Kya likhtey hai be tu gajab...

Tabhi gaadi kaa gate khulla or Abeer uttara....

US MLA ne mere side mein se usko dekha or ek baarko uska pura sareer kaanp sa gaya... Sursuri si aagayi uske sarer mein... .log baag bc ab bhi munh faade humari taraf dekh rahe they..woh MLA bechara jahaan tha wahin rukk gaya .. Lekin Abeer ne uski taraf dhyaan naa diya.. Or usne gate khola jismein se babhi niche aai or dusri taraf se meenu... Ab bechaare MLA ko jagah naa Mille piche hattne ko.. Usko laga deva bhai bhi honge... Babhi or abeer mere bagal mein aagaye.. Thakur and family bhi shocked surprised and confused thi.. Log baag kuch humein jaantey they baaki nahi toh wahaan mixed expressions they...

Baljeet-p. P. Parnaam babhi ji...

Ye bolke woh hath joddke aage badha... Lekin usase pehle uske saamne abeer aagaya...

Abeer-durr se durr se he baat Kar..

Baljeet-Parnaam abeer bhai..

Abeer - theek ab piche ko hatt khisak..

Uske side hotey he babhi aage badhi or seedha jaake Sam Ravi ami or rohit k Galle milli..

Babhi-Ashish Ajit theek ho tumlog...

Ashish - Ji Madam... I mean ji bhabhiji..

Thakur bechara bus dekh raha tha aankhein faade uske munh se kuch naa nikal raha tha..

Humlog bhi babhi k pass he chale gaye sablog ek sath khadey they sabse aage babhi as our leader...

Tab Archana Ji aage aai...

Archana-Ji namastey...

Babhi-namaskar...

Wajir-aaiye sab andar aajaiye...

Abeer-oye hatt.. Tumlog durr se baat Karo naa itana close aane ki jarurat nahi hai...

Babhi-toh kon hain Thakur Dev Singh...

Main-Baldev Singh...

Babhi-sorry wahi..

Archana - ji ye hain humaare pitaji.. Aaiye sablog andar aake baat kartey hain...

Babhi-OK..

Hum sablog mehmaano k bich se andar aagaye... Full thakur family woh MLA and ladke waale... Uske alaawa andar jo tha unko bahaar bhejdiya gaya...

Archana - aaiye baithiye aaplog...

Babhi sofa par baithgayi or humlog unke piche bodyguard ki tarah khadey hogaye bc kya epic scene tha...

Archana-aaplog bhi baithiye...

Abeer-we are good...

Babhi- unke saamne waale sofa par Thakur woh MLA Vinay or Arjun baithey or baaki thakur family or ladke waale side mein ladke waalon kaa head woh MLA he Tha baaki ladke k mom dad sareef se he lage mereko...

Thakur - Ji Parnaam...

Babhi-Parnaam thakur sahaab...

Thakur - J. Ji pehle toh main pure thakur khandaan ki taraf se maafi caahunga....

Babhi-khaandaan ko bichmein naa laaiye ye log ne kuch nahi kiya karne waale 4 he they jaisa mujhe bataaya gaya uske hissab se... ek aap khud no. 2 ye Ladka...

Main-Vinay..

Babhi-ek woh aadmi jo bahaar bolraha Tha andar chalke baat kartey hain...

Main-ye Wajir naam hai iska shakal kaa naa surat kaa...

Babhi-no. 4 MLA sahaab...

Baljeet-ji ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...

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Update-44(Bhai's Way)



Baljeet-ji maine toh kuch nahi kiya...

Babhi-sabko pata hai aaplog ne kya kiya kya nahi kiya woh decide karna yaa uspar baat karna mera kaam nahi hai woh Mere husband sambhaalenge thodi derr mein aake woh unka kaam Hai... Mera kaam Hai yahaan jo humari misunderstandings thi unko clear karna...Ladke k Mom-dad kon hain...

Ispar ek aadmi saamne aake bola 45-46 ki age kaa hoga...

Aadmi-Ji main ladke kaa Pita hun Krishan Chaudhary... Or ye meri dharam patni Sujaata devi...

Babhi-toh meri baat aapse hai or ladki k maata pita se jo aap hain...

Arjun and Archana-ji...

Babhi-dekhiye first of all main clear kardun aapki beti k sath inmein se kissi kaa koi bhi relation naa toh hai naa he Tha or naa he hoga... Secondly humein iss Shaadi se koi bhi problem nahi hai or naa he hogi humaara kuch bhi nahi jaata isme balki bahot achi baat hai kissi beti ki Shaadi dhum dhaam se ho.. Isliye humari taraf se iss Shaadi ko Haan hai khussi khussi...

Krishan-ji bus yahi sunana tha humein hum chotey log befaltu mein nahi caahtey they ki humaara koi kaam aaplogon ko dikkat de... Isliye bus confirmation k liye aapko aana padda...

Babhi-ab koi maafi wagairaah bhi caahiye...

Krishan-kyun chotey loggon se majaak kartey ho madam ji... Aap se maafi mangwaake uppar waale ko kya munh dikhaaenge....

Babhi-Archana aapko kuch or sunana hai...? Koi sawaal...

Arjun-are nahi nahi nahi madam ji.. Humein toh koi pareshaani hai he nahi aap humaare yahaan aae bus Bhaag khulla gaye humaare...

Babhi- toh Shaadi pakki...??

Krishan-ji ji humari taraf se bilkul...

Archana - bus aap agar ladke or ladki ko ashirwaad dene takk rukkjaaein toh bahot aabhaari rahenge aapke...

Krishan - ji bahot sahi baat kahi...

Babhi-sure... Bus thoda jaldi karwaai ye....

Hum sablog bahaar aagaye dulhe ki car aagayi thi thakur and family sablog khuss hogaye they thakur awkward saa bana ghumraha tha or bhai ki entry baaki thi... Suna entry abhi baaki thi... Dulha mandap mein aaya pandit baitha hum sablog thoda piche khadey hogaye...

Ravi-babhi that was so cool...

Sam-seriously sabki fatt gayi thi...

Main-aakhir plan kiska tha...

Babhi-I hate show off but manana padega that shit was dope...

Abeer-lol...

Rasham wagairaah suru hogayi thi...

Bhabhi-Khaana kab khilaaenge yaar i am hungry AF...

Abeer-same...

Main-Inko bol naa re jaanwar ki ferrey baad mein karwaana pehle Khaana he lagwaado...

Babhi-lol..nahi re... Sharam karo...

Main-lambi chalegi ye Rasham toh...

Archana - ji aaiye aage aaiye aap he kaa ghar hai...

Babhi(aaram se) -humaare ghar mein jab caahe tab Khaana Khaaletey humlog...

Main-ahaha...

Sam-lol... Nice...

Humlog mandap k bilkul pass mein aagaye bc aage piche mehmaan log khadey they isliye hum dusari side jaake khadey hogaye jahaan log naa they...

Ladki ko bula liya gaya kritika jaake leke aai usko.. Bc kya mast lagreli thi woh... Kritika nahi be jyoti... Kritika toh Bola naa apne type ki hai he nahi...

Usko ladke k bagal mein baithayaa gaya.. Tabhi main gate se 3 gaadiyaan aai or gaadiyaan dekhtey he humlog lage chuppne...

Main-ye aaye bade bhaisahaab...

Babhi-sambhaal liyo bus tu...

Ab bheed fir lagi udhar dekhne even pandit bhi rukk gaya bhosdk ferre karwaa jaldi se...

Sabse pehle deva bhai uttare ab mehmaan log jo humein nahi jaantey they woh deva bhai ko toh jaantey he they isliye unke munh khulle k khulle rehgaye ki bc kya vip Shaadi Hai.. Bhai k alaawa Mangal, Rishi, Anjali, Rajat, Gupta ji, Jiya, Pooja, Deepak and Ajay uttare... Mandap waale log uthey ab thakur or uss mla ki gand fatti ki bhenchod ye kya hua...

Tabtak wohlog mandap ki taraf badhe... Or bilkul humaare bagal mein aake rukke...

Deva-are baitho baitho sab pehle Shaadi niptaao baaki main baad mein niptaata hun... Pandit ji suru kijiye...

Mla-bhai..

Deva-chup chaap baith be bola naa Shaadi hone de fir baat karenge...

Main-chalo chalo continue continue...

Sablog ko nervousness ne Gherra but pandit ne chaalu kiye mantar...

Piche se anjali ne mereko punch diya...

Main-offff. ... Ahem ahem... Wassup darling...

Anjali--AP the great kidnapped... Gajab...

Main - AP the great Escaped... Orr bhi gajab...

Anjali-AP the great helping his kidnappers... Orr bhi gajab...

Main-AP the great helping some good peoples... This one is the best... Waise you guyss failed... Mujhe dhund naa shake...

Anjali - dude you don't have any idea humlog ne kya kya kiya hai kahaan kahaan gaye hain kiss kiss ko uthaaya Hai...

Main-I know I know I can understand...

Anjali-Thakkk gayi yaar...

Main-chall kopche mein teri thakan dur karta hun...

Anjali-shut up... Sapne naa le din mein...

Main-as you wish...

Anjali-my wish is my wish none of your wish... Lol..

Main-lol...

Anjali-waise sab theek toh hona...

Main-Haan bus kal bhaagte time junk food khaaya kabhi bhi ulti aa shakti aisa lagraha hai...

Mangal-ek punch mein breakfast lunch dinner sab nikaal dun...

Main-Wassup chutiye...

Mangal-lawde.. Teri gand fodd dunga...

Anjali-language Mangal...

Mangal-sorry... Sun L...de.. Teri G fodd dunga...

Main-lol...

Anjali-lul..

Deva-ssshhh... Saamne Shaadi horahi hai re chup karo...

Main-Wassup bro...

Deva-all good all good...

Main-see media shouldn't know this story...

Deva-ok OK...

Main-thakur family media ko bataaegi nahi naa he ladke waale bataaenge bacha ye mla...

Deva-dekhlenge isko bhi...

Ferrey suru hue humein fool diye gaye unke uppar fainkne k liye... Maine mere waale Pooja OR jyoti par faink k maare jo bilkul he khogayi thi Shaadi mein... Jaise meri he Shaadi Hai.

Pooja-what the fuck...

Jyoti-you just scared the shit out of us...

Main-Wassup..

Jyoti - matt puch yaar darra diya tha tumlog ne...

Main-I know I know sorry yaar...

Jyoti-Jaan bujh m kidnap hua tha kya...?

Main-Lol nahi...

Jyoti-toh sorry kyun bol raha hai...

Ferrey khatam hue or Shaadi sammpann hui unlog ne Maa Baap and then bhai babhi se ashirwaad liye and then photos wagairaah or khaane kaa time hua...

Deva-hogayi Shaadi samppann...?

Main-yep... Have your fun now... Lekin in a gentle way..

Deva-ok let's do it...

Ab wahaan keval thakur and family or ladke waale he they dulha and dulhan thoda side mein apne stage par baithey they photo session jaari tha... Mehmaan log photos khinchwaarahe they...

Deva-Haan ji toh kahaan se suru karwaana passand karoge tumlog... Main toh keh...

Thakur-Deva Ji dekhiye...

Deva-dekhna dikhaana baad mein doobara meri baat bichmein kaati toh ye thakur giri yahin nikaal dunga meri baat suno.. Mujhe maalum Hai kya hua tha kyun hua tha kab hua tha kaise hua tha wagairaah wagairaah isliye tum mein se kissi ko safaai dene ki jarurat hai nahi mera mood abhi theek hai isliye bichmein bolke usse kharaab karna nahi.. Sunlo bus chup chaap itana kaafi hai jo puchun uska jawaab do.. First of all iss baat ki main jadd hai ye MLA baljeet Singh iska ilaaj hogaya hai lagaalo bus thode din mein iski aukaat k anusaar isko fall mill jaega..

Baljeet-b. B. B. Hai...

Woh aage kuch bolta usase pehle Mangal ne uske munh mein gun thusss di... Ye dekh un sabki gand fatt ke hath mein aagayi... Wohlog ek ek kadam piche ko hattey..

Deva-are bhai ek baar Bola naa chup raho kyun befaltu dimag ki dahi kar rahe ho ache khasse chupchaap samjhaa raha hun tum samjh naa bhai... Ab jabardasti karta acha lagunga kya pure pareewar k saamne... Hata re mangal... Tu nikal le side mein Tera hogaya tere sath baat karke main khudki beijjati naa karwaana caahta Abe Tumhaari party kaa leader haina jo tera maalik woh daily mere manager k pass 25 phone karta hai uske saamne hath jodta hai ki ek baar deva bhai se baat karwaa do toh teri kya aukaat hai mere saamne soch tu mere khilaaf planning Karega jaanta haina mujhe tu.... maine elections Jeettey he Speech mein loud and clear kahaa tha ki opposition ko kuch karna hai toh mereko karo meri family ki taraf dekha toh politics he nahi ye desh bhi chhudwaa dunga uska.. Tere jaise 800 mlas sunraha hai 800 mlas jinmein se 90% kaa rootbaa terese 50 gunna jyaada uncha hai woh sab k sab mere liye kaam kartey hain samjha... Teri aukaat kya hai be jo tu Teri baat mere saamne rakhega... Side nikal jaa warna yahin thokdunga...

Mla k maathe par paseena aagaya tha munh lawde jaise khulla rehgaya bechaare kaa plan kya tha or kya hogaya woh ek taraf ko hatt gaya... Thakur kaa scene bhi khatam tha uski thakur giri bahot niche thi deva bhai k saamne.. Thakur bahot saare hain duniya mein bahot saare but Deva bhai ek he hain or ek he rahenge...

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Update-45(Done)



Deva-Ab baat kartey hain tumlog ki tum jaantey ho main kon hun..?

Ispar sab chup rahe...

Deva-are bolo..

Unlog ne mundi Haan mein hilaai..

Deva-toh fir kya sochke inlog ko hath lagaaya kya socha tha Deva toh sareef aadmi hai politics mein Hai samjhaaenge toh samjhjaaega...yaad rakhna "" "Meri Adaalat mein Vakaalat nahi hoti or Saja hojaae toh jamaanat nahi hoti.. ""

Main-oh my goodness that dialogue was fire.... Holy hell...

Deva- aise nahi chalta Thakur Sahaab bilkul bhi nahi Saare duniya k kand karke yahaan aaya hun main.. India ko sudhaarne k liye main khud badla hun loggon ki madad karne k liye yahaan aaya hun agar tum mere pass aatey ye baat leke toh main wahin k wahin matter suljhaadeta mere bhai hain toh kya hua galati karne par maar inhe bhi padti hai... Par tumlog seedha action le liye main caahta toh Abtak toh khel khatam tha tumlog kaa lekin ye Sanki ne mana kiya mujhe ki ache log hain or belive me ye bahot he kam loggon ko bachaata hai because he is more good then he is bad...

Main-time please... Baat bich mein nahi kaati OK puri hogayi thi... Ab suno hogaya ye log ko galati kaa ehsash hogaya doobara nahi karenge... Chalo jaldi nikaltey hain fir...

Deva-shutup... So that being said ek chance deta hun tumlog ko warna "No one hurts my family and lives".. Lekin ab galati kari hai toh bhugtaan toh karna padega... Haina...?

Thakur-j. Ji... Ji...

Krishan-aap jo kahoge wahi hoga Bhai...

Deva-Dahej mein kitani jameen di hai thakur sahaab...

Thakur-W. W. W.. Wo. Oh...wajir ko pata hai..

Deva-juth Matt bolna mujhe pata chal he Jaana Hai...

Wajir-Ji 250 Acre.... Aap sab rakhlo...

Abeer-oye thappad maarunga toh yahin hugg dega tumhaari saari jitani jameen haina utani bhai daan dechuke hain tum humein jameen doge...

Deva-chupre... Suno 250 k 250 acre dono gaon k gareeb pareewaron mein baraabar baantdo...125 iss gaon mein or 125 Dulhe waale gaon mein..

Krishan - ji ji humein nahi caahiye kuch sab dedenge aap maafi dedijiye bus...

Deva-ye karo maafi miljaaegi...humlog chaltey hain... Or dhyaan rahe ek he galati maaf karta hun main... Goodbye Sorry for the inconvenience... Let's go...

Arjun-deva ji sabse pehle bahot - 2 dhanywaad hum ye ehsaan kabhi nahi bhullenge aapka aapki wajah se meri beti kaa gharr bass jaaega....

Deva-dhanywaad uske liye Matt karo meri wajah se agar kissi beti kaa gharr basse woh mere liye garv ki baat hai...

Main-(aaram se) aaya politician aaya...

Deva-agar dhanywaad Dena he hai toh iske liye do ki tum sabko chhod diya... Warna koi bachtaa hai nahi aise...

Main-(Aaram se) aaya aaya bhai aaya..

Arjun-Ji uske liye hum jitana dhanywaad dein utana kam hai bahot suna tha aapke baare mein aaj sab clear hogaya... Hum khuss naseeb hain jo aap yahaan aaye lekin agar yun bina Khaana khaae chale jaayenge toh humaare liye Sharam ki baat hogi...

Deva-dekhiye main parties wagairaah kaa Khaana khaata hun nahi but Haan ye log Khaalenge...

Main-bilkul bilkul...

Arjun-vinay bahaar Khaana lagwaado jaldi sabka...

Vinay - Ji...

Ye bolke woh bahaar chala gaya...

Arjun-Ji aaiye Khaana lagwaadiya hai...

Ye sun hum log uske piche piche chal paddey...

Archana-AP please aap 2 minute rukiye...

Main-bookh lagi hai aunty...

Babhi-2 minute rukkjaa Marr nahi jaaega...

Main-ok.. Aaplog chalo...

Woh sablog nikal gaye ab wahaan keval main thakur archana kritika thakur k dusre betey and unki family bachi thi...

Archana-Bahot bahot dhanywaad...

Main-isiliye main nahi rukk raha tha i hate this emotional shit... Ek baar thanks bola woh kaafi hai...

Ye sunn thakur ne mere kandhe par hath rakha uski aankhein namm thi...

Main-kyun chicha pata chal gaya kon hun main..

Ispar woh Hans diya...

Main-Jokes apart sorry maine aaplog se rudely baat ki...

Thakur-sorry toh mujhe kehna caahiye tumhe...

Main-tumhaare sorry k liye he rukka tha chicha...

Thakur-ek baat loud and clear boldun main jo aaj tumne humaare liye kiya hai woh koi Anjaan Aadmi kissi k liye nahi kar shakta...

Main-I am great... Am I?

Thakur-Indeed you are... waise tumhe humari jarurat padegi nahi lekin fir bhi humaare laayak koi bhi kaam chhota yaa bada ho toh beshak bata dena...

Main-uski jarurat nahi padegi fir bhi thanks... It was nice staying here... Loved this place loved you guyss... Or Haan chicha aage se sab kaam soch samjh k karna thakur giri se uppar parivaar hota hai...

Thakur-ye lesson sikha chuke tum mujhe already...

Main-ab aaiye sab Khaana khilwaatey aapko bhi...

Ye bol main un sabko sath leke bahaar ko aagaya bahaar ek side ko tent mein 3-4 tables ko join karke ek bada saa dining table banaaya tha or uske agal bagal kaafi kursiyaan lagi thi jinpar deva bhai and all baithey they... Main sam or Ravi bhai or babhi k bichmein chairs par baithey...

Main-baithiye baithiye thakur family baitho.. Akele thodi Khaaenge humlog...

Woh sablog bhi humaare sath baith gaye...

Main-I am hungry Af.. Waiter bhai jaldi lagwaa do..

Deva-media kaa kya karna hai....

Thakur-Ji idhar se humaare alaawa baaki kissi ko nahi pata kuch or humlog kissi ko bataaeNge nahi...

Main-Abhi kaa kya scene tha koi FIR wagairaah karwaai thi tumlog ne yaa koi statement diya tha ki humlog gayab hain...

Anjali-nahi but media waalon k sources tagdey hain Unlog ne guesses karna suru kardiya tha ki tum ho kahaan kya kidnap hogaye wagairaah wagairaah...

Main-toh kartey ye hain ki boldetey hain humlog yahaan aae they thakur chicha k invitation par Shaadi attend karne or attend karke nikal liye..

Deva-Ashish or Ajit k papa ko kya kahega... Wohlog bhi pareshaan hain bechaare...

Main-aap boldena koi personal matter tha misunderstandings hui or galati se ye sab hogaya baat bataane ki jarurat he nahi hain.... Aap bologe toh jyaada details naa puchenge...

Deva-ok... Jaldi khaao Khaana fir nikalana bhi hai.. Waise Idhar kaam wagairaah theek hua haina...

Krishan-Ji bilkul kaam jorron par hai saari galliyaan pakki hain government school and hospital kaa renovation hogaya animal hospital bhi khulgaya kull millake ekdum tejji se vikash horaha hai...

Deva-or fir bhi harwaadiye tumlog idhar se humein..socho humaara mla hota toh kitana kaam hota... Agli baar jitwaana...

Krishan-agli baar takk toh aap pm k liye nikal jaaoge..

Deva-are nahi nahi usme time hai abhi woh chalane do abhi dusron ko pehle North India sudhaartey fir whole India... Sabse jyaada kachara idhar he hai...

Aise he bakchodi mein Khaana hogaya humlog ne unse vidaa li or nikal gaye wahaan se... Or nikaltey he mujhe uss tau ki yaad aai jisne mujhe invitation diya tha bus mein jo Milla tha Mahesh naam tha uska yep uske yahaan bhi jaake aatey hain... Teesra gaon hai uska... Rr mein ab main bhai abeer Sam or Babhi they... Baaki alag alag cars mein...

Main-Abe jaanwar woh jo third gaon haina ussme rukkna hai...

Deva-udhar kya karega ab...

Main-aapko apne party k ek kattar supporter se milwaana hai uski beti ki Shaadi bhi hai aaj or mujhe invitation diya hai...

Maine unko bataaya fir ki kya scene tha...

Deva-It always feel nice to meet a genuine supporter lets go...

Humlog uske gaon mein pohanchey uska address pucha log baag chownk gaye itani gaadiya dekh kar... Uske baapu kaa naam mereko maalum tha nahi lekin fir bhi unke ghar Shaadi Hai aaj bolne par woh samjh gaye kiss Mahesh ki baat Kar rahe hain unhone humein uska address diya... Jo pass mein he Tha wahaan pohanche toh aage galli thodi patli thi toh cars humne piche he rokk di uske alaawa wahaan 4-5 normal cars bhi khaddi thi Maruti 800 alto type.. Uss galli mein 3rd makaan Mahesh kaa tha jo chota saa tha pakka... lower class se belong karta tha Mahesh thodi si jameen thi ussi se gujaara hota tha... Uss ghar k just side mein ek khaali plot tha jisme tent laga tha Khaana wagairaah chal raha tha... Humlog ko kuch gaon waalon ne humlog ko kya bhai ko kuch gaon waalon ne pehchaan liya or woh namaste namaste kartey hue sath holiye wohlog shock mein they ki jiss gaon mein aajtak mla naa aaya usme khud Deva bhai aae hain... uss plot k main gate par Mahesh khadda tha mehmaano k sawaagat k liye uske side mein uska bete they shayad ek 23-24 age kaa dusra 20-21 kaa jaisa Mahesh ne bataaya Tha....

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Update-46(Shit Just Got Real)


Main-NAMASTE MAHESH ji...

Mahesh-Namaste - 2 aagaye aap main s.......

Woh bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki uski najar bhai par paddi same haalat uske beton ki hui... Mahesh bhaagke bhai ki taraf gaya or unke pairon ki taraf badha...

Deva-are kya kar rahe ho Galle milliye aapki beti ki Shaadi Hai bhai aakhir...

Deva bhai ne usko Galle lagaaliya uske beton ne bhai k pair chue...

Mahesh-Neta ji aap iss gareeb k ghar main toh dhanya hogaya bus jivan sammpan hogaya...

Deva-Aisi koi baat nahi hai aap jaison ki wajah se he toh party khaddi hai... Jaise he mere bhai ne aapke baare mein bataaya main apne aapko rouk nahi paaya or aapse millne chala aaya...

Ye sun Mahesh solid chownka...

Deva-Ji sahi suna... Ye mera bhai hai chota...

Main-Wassup...
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Woh mere Galle Milla...

Mahesh-Aaiye bhai aaiye Khaana khaaiye...

Deva-Bus Mahesh ji Khaana abhi piche khaake he yahaan aae hain fir bhi aapka Maan rakhne k liye ye ek laddu khaalunga...

Bhai ne ek laddu uthaaya or khaaliya...

Usne humein ladke waalon se milwaaya unki aankhein khulli ki khulli rehgayi... Bhai ne rishi ko kuch kahaa woh bhaagke car se check book le aaya... Or 2 check banaaye... 15-15laakh k... EK Ladke waalon ko diya

Deva-Ye meri taraf se meri behen jaisi hai ye meri taraf se kanyaadaan rakhiye.... Ache se rakhna koi kami naa aane paaye...

Wahaan mojuud logon ko kaato toh khoon nahi... Unki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...

Naa nukur k baad ladki waalon ne check liya... Or dusara check unhone Mahesh ko diya...

Deva-Ye aapke liye...

Mahesh-maalik aapse paise leke kahaan jaaunga... Meri beti ko dediye wahi kaafi hai...

Deva-Tumhaare liye nahi hai ye tumhaare pareewar k liye hai betey ki padhai k liye or jo baarish mein fasal kharaab hui uske liye.. Rakho...

Mahesh ne woh rakha...

Deva-baaki sab gaon waalon k liye bhi main ghossna karta hun kal he patwari yahaan aake aapki fasal k nuksaan kaa jaayjaa leke jaaega or uska 100% bhugtaan issi maheene humari sarkar karegi... Jai Bharat jai haryana....

Ye boltey he loggon mein khussi ki Leher doud gayi "Deva Bhai ki Jai" k baare gunjane lage Mahesh k liye toh ye maano ek sapna tha...bc aaj aaj mein kitane ache kaam kardiye maine I am great... Aaj kaafi aashirwad mille mereko baad mein kaam aaenge ye bhi wahaan se humlog raat takk ghar pohanche bc sareer tutt gayaa travelling se... Aake sabne wahin Khaana khaaya halka foolka or fir apne apne ghar ko nikal gaye bhai or Rishi Ashish and ajit ko chodne gaye unke ghar.. thodi chit chat hui sabki maine archana ji ko phone karke kahaa ki kripya kar humaare mobile pohanchwaadein or fir aaj main net 9:00 pm par so gaya thakan itani thi ki nind mein bhi haddiyaan Dard kar rahi thi bc... Lekin subah takk scene ekdum fit tha subah 7 baje utha main aaj college Jaana tha or aisa behave karna tha ki kuch hua he nahi... Subah fresh hua nahaa dhoke ready hua and niche aaya babhi abhi tak so rahi thi shayad thakk gayi thi bhai nikal chuke they apne kaam par... Bc ye aadmi jinda kaise hai kitana kaam kartey hain bhai yaar bc 3 ghante se jyaada nind toh kabhi kabhaar he letey hain... Gajab he hain bhai bhi...

Meenu bhi nahi uthi thi toh kaka ko bol ke coffee and nasta ready karwaya tabtak Sam and Ravi ready hoke aagaye... Naasta finish kiya tab babhi aagayi...

Babhi-Morning...

Sam, Main and Ravi - Morning babhi...

Babhi-ab Haan bahot hua majaak already kitane din waste hogaye college restart kardo dhangse...

Main-sure..

Babhi-Nicki se mill Lena dimag khaa gayi hai mera call kar karke woh...

Main-ok...

Humlog ne naasta finish kiya he Tha ki Shyaam Kaka andar aaye ek polythene leke...

Main-kya le aaye kaka...?

Shyaam-tumhaare phone deke gaya hai koi beta... Thakur ji k yahaan se tha..

Main-itani subah subah Noice...

Usme hum sabke phones they bc Sims dhundi apni pehle toh then humne sabke phones liye Ami kaa wahin chhoda... Bikes already police recover kar chuki thi humari toh humlog ne bikes uthaai or chal diye college ki taraf..

ROHIT k ghar call kiya toh Aunty boli woh nikal gaya Tha college k liye.. Humlog college pohanchey toh log humein ajeeb si najaron se dekhrahe they bc media waalon ki wajah se yelog bhi ab bakchodi karenge... Hum bike park karke Canteen mein aaye Rohit Ashish Ajit Sana Divya Or Arushi wahin they... Rohit ashish or Ajit ko dekhtey he humein hansi aagayi ki bc kaise baithey hain jaise kuch hua he nahi wahi haal unka tha wohlog bhi hansdiye...

Main-Wassup...

Rohit-all good...

Ashish-Fit and fine...

Main-ye lo be pehle toh tumhaare mobiles...

Ashish - thanks bc mujhe laga Sachmein gaye..

Main-daru kam peeya kar Shaadi thi toh kya hua bc dhyaan rakha Kar...

Rohit-hansa matt bc ab samjh gaya woh...

Ravi-lol..

Laxman humein dekh kaafi khuss hua... Seedha wahaan aaya woh...

Laxm-Kaise bhailog....

Main-mast lawde tu kaisa hai...

Lax-jhakkas... Kahaan they aaplog...

Main-are ek Shaadi mein gaye they...

Lax-lo bc or ye media waale kya bakwas Pele jaarahe they...

Main-unka kaam he wahi hai be unse bachne k liye he silently gaye they lekin unhone apni he kahani banaali bc kidnap hojaaunga halwa Hai kya...

Lax-wahi toh...

Main-laa jaldi 4 special laa...

Ashish-ek meri bhi...

Main-raipta maarke munh foddunga special keval 4 he banegi yahaan koi naya include naa hoga apni coffee pee chupchaap...

Rohit-Lol...

Order deke maine Nicki mam ko call kiya.. ...

Main-Wassup...

Nicki-oho finally tumhe yaad aa he gayi humari...

Main-phone nahi they yaar Nicki mam abhi subah Mille warna aapki yaad toh mujhe humeinsa aaati rehti hai...

Nicki-oho ho jyaada flirt matt kar kya kand kardiye they yaar tumlog I was so worried...

Main-babhi ne bataaya aapko...

Nicki-Haan Kal raatko I was like dude what the fuck ye toh south movies waala scene hogaya....

Main-meri life movie se kam hai kya....?

Nicki-lol true... Tum sab theek toh hona...

Main-all good...

Nicki-,college kab aaoge...

Main-abhi wahin baithey hain...

Nicki - seriously...

Main-yep...

Nicki-aati hun main class k time...

Main-sure...

Maine phone cut kiya or kartey he anjali kaa call aagaya...

Main-yo...

Anjali-Code red... Check channel 24... someone has hacked it and he is about to deliver a statement...

Main-anything serious...?

Anjali-dead serious...

Main-holy shit...

Call disconnected...

Main-(chilaake) Laxman channel 24 lagaa jaldi...

Ye suntey he Laxman ne remote uthaaya or channel change karne laga...

Sam-Kya hua be...?

Main-Code Red...

Ravi-holy fucking shit... Jaldi kar re Laxman...

Laxman ne woh news channel lagaaya... Toh uspar scene ye tha ki puri screen black thi keval ek aadmi par lights thi jisne apne cehre ko fully black mask se cover Kar rakha tha even uski aankhein takk naa dikh rahi thi.... Puri canteen ki najar tv par gayi in sabke bich... Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya or suntey he main samjh gaya voice changer kaa use Kiya hai lawde ne...

Aadmi-toh kahaan tha main Haan Agar ye channel bandh hua toh main in 2no ko maar dunga...

Or uske ye boltey he light on hui toh saaf hua ki ek room k middle mein woh chair par baitha tha room pura white colored Tha usne mask k sath sath pure kapdey black pehne they.. .. Or uske just piche 2 bandey paddey they unke hath bandhe they munh mein kapda thunsa gaya tha...

Aadmi-I am sick and tired of this society this system and everyone of you... Our system is corrupted as hell.. I can't take this anymore you guys can but I can't I have had my share now I cant handle it... And log kuch kar nahi rahe hain iske baare mein naa police naa sarkar naa he koi Orr.. Pichle najane kitane saalon se ye ghatiya khel chalta aaraha hai lekin bus ab bahot hua tumlog aise reh shaktey ho but main nahi isliye maine decide kiya hai ki main khud ispar action lunga...so I challenge you Haryana Government haryana police cbi or every service out there... Agar dum hai toh rokkk k dikhaana mujhe.. Dhyaan se suno agle 48 ghanton mein main in 3 aadmiyon mein se kissi ek ko maardunga or woh 3 aadmi hain no. 1) Surjit Singh no. 2) Nitin Dahiya and no. 3) Laxshay bajaaj.. Kyunki Inko jeene kaa koi hakk nahi hai ye log iss samaaj mein kaala dhabba hain inhe jaldi se jaldi saaf karna hai...

Mere pass anjali kaa call aaya...
Anjali-what the hell is this Channel cut karwaa dun...?

Main-nahi... Maardega unhe woh agar channel gaya toh... Just wait..

Aadmi-so everyone dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari police mein jiske bharose tum baithey ho jiski wajah se tum khudko safe mehsush kartey ho dekhtey hain kitana dum hai Tumhaari sarkar mein jispar tumhe itana garv hai... Dum hai toh rokklo Arey even Maine suna hai tumhaare so called hero woh AP or Abeer bhi waapis aagaye hain so dekhletey hain unmein bhi kitana dum hai... I know tum dono dekh rahe hoge tumhaare dost bhi so dum hai toh rokklo... Or Haan Mujhe majaak mein lene ki galati matt karna main bataadun main kitana serious hun...

Ye boltey he woh khadda hua or apne piche bandhe hue dono aadmiyon ki khoppadi mein goli daag di....

Ye dekh even meri bhi gand fatt gayi what the fuck... Ladkiyon ki cheekhein nikal gayi canteen mein...

This shit is so fucked up dude...

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Update-47(No its not Him)


Or iske turant baad he channel bandh hogaya...

Main-holy fucking shit...

Anjali-Did you just see that...

Main-yes i did... Listen send someone to pick us up fast... Or Pooja ko bolo sab details nikaale kon kahaan Hai kisne kya kiya hai or sab details leke haweli pohancho..

Ye khabar sun ashish and ajit gabhra gaye as jin 3 kaa uss aadmi ne naam liya tha Usmein se ek Raju kaa bhai surjit tha yaani Ajit kaa cacha...

Maine phone cut kiya tabhi Deva bhai kaa call aagaya...

Main-laga hun kaam par haweli pohancho jaldi...

Deva-ok...

Call disconnected...

Main-tension naa le Ajit I got this.... Tumlog ghar pohancho...

Tabhi Nicki mam kaa call aaya mujhe...

Nicki-what the hell was that.. Usne tumhaara naam kyun liya.

Main-simple attention paane k liye abhi current mein sabse hot topic kya hai haryana mein AP and abeer usne ussi ko use Kiya taaki attention Mille nothing serious... Gotta go ttul...

Call disconnected...

Tabhi bahaar Jiya aagayi Anjali ki car leke...

Main-aao be Police Assistants..

Main rohit ravi or sam car mein baithey...

Jiya-what the fuck was that...?

Main-no idea...

Ravi-Red John aagaya bc...

Main-chutiya hai kya be ye jhantu kahaan se red John laga tujhe...

Rohit-ye John nahi hai...?

Main-off course nahi hai what the fuck John is legendary killer or ye koi nosikhiya John aise chutiyaape nahi karta kabhi tv and all... Baaki reason haweli mein bataaUnga...

Humlog haweli pohanche and seedha garrage mein aaye.... HUMAARE piche piche Abeer mangal aagaye and then Bhai or Rishi aaye.. Kuch derr baad Anjali and Team bhi aagayi....

Main-so first of all this is an state emergency secondly main bataadun ki Ye John nahi hai bilkul bhi nahi... Kai reasons hain no. 1) Iske sareer se ye john ki age kaa nahi lagta... 2) John kabhi attention k liye kuch nahi karta woh pehle karta hai fir usse attention milti hai.. 3) iske bolne se or bodylanguage se saaf dikh raha tha ki ye noshikiya hai... 4) isne jo gun lee thi woh local thi agar koi Bada criminal hota yaa Red John gang kaa koi hota toh ye sab nahi karta isliye ye keval ek behrupiya hai...

Anjali-lekin kyun abhi he kyun yun achanak...?

Main - Abhi kaa toh pata nahi but i think motive ye hai ki Loggon ko maalum Hai John aachuka hai toh ye John ko impress karne ki tarkeeb bhi ho shakti hai kissi Phsyco ki yaa uska ye mindset bhi ho shakta Hai ki agar John itana sab karke khulla ghumraha hai toh koi bhi ye sab karke bach shakta Hai... But beshak woh noshikiya ho yaa John naa ho but he is serious about it woh kuch bhi karega apna waada pura karne k liye he is coming for them... And usne humein challenge kiya hai and we have to stop him...

Deva-but what is the plan you know politics bahot garam hone waali hai...

Main-hogi he woh toh aap politics sambhaalo plan mere pass hai...

Anjali-what is the plan...?

Main-woh baad mein pehle Pooja mujhe details do ye 3 log kon kon hain or kya kand Kiya hai inhone or kya Tumhaari channel waalon se baat hui kaise hua hack unka system...

Pooja-Haan boss average channel hai security wall kamjor thi toh easily bina tracking k unka system hack karliya gaya or jabtak channel chala uski location badalti rahi isliye trace nahi kar paaye... Rahi baat in 3 ki toh 3no ne bade kand kiye hain kaale log hain.. No. 1 NITIN ye ek lawyer hai corrupted AF paise leke criminals ko bhi innocent banaadeta hai ye.. Abhi recently isne 4 aadmiyon ko chhudwaaya jinpar 3 maasoom ladkiyon kaa rape and murder karne kaa aaropp tha according to people woh 4on culprit they but he saved them court mein prove kardiya isne...

Main-ok this is fucked up...

Pooja-no. 2 Lakshay Ye ek business man hai medicine kaa business hai iska Millionaire hai ye... Apni he city kaa hai ye recently ispar case hua tha iski medicine ki quality ko leke according to reports isne Jaan bujh k sasti dawaaiyaan banaai jiski wajah se 25 gareeb bache aaj seriously ill hain and not sure kitane fully recover ho paaenge usase handycap hona pakka hai sabka...

Anjali-I knew about him isse arrest kiya tha Jiya ne...

Jiya-par again prove naa hua kuch...

Pooja-No. 3 Surjit Singh...

Main-we know him Raju kaa chota bhai hai ye... Usne kya kiya but...?

Pooja-Isne abhi THode din pehle apni city k outside kaafi jameen khareedi thi jahaan 12 gareeb pariwar rehtey they so basically isne unhe beghar kardiya and they are in serious Trouble right now..

Main-first things first baaki baad mein I know they deserve a punishment but not like this bhai first of all un 25 bachon ko badhiya hospital mein turant shift karwaya jaae...

Deva-hogaya samjh...

Main-secondly un beghar pariwaaron ki madad ki jaae...

Deva-ye toh already ho huki hai unhe temporary shelter provide karwaa diya tha agle din he..

Main-finally jab hum iss aadmi ko pakad lenge yaa udaa denge uske baad mujhe 3 cbi teams caahiye in teeno k liye har ek k liye alag or inke har kand ki jaanch ho or prove hotey he saja ho unko...

Deva-sure...

Main-so now all said and done here is the real deal 3 bandey hain uske raddar par inmein se ek ko lega, toh humein karna ye hai ki agle 48 hours takk as unke bodyguards rehna hai...

Deva-matlab..

Main-matlab ye ki humlog 13 hain 3 teams mein divide honge or unko protect karenge agle 48 hours takk or jaise he uski time line end hogi uske piche lagenge kyunki abhi hum unki life risk nahi kar shaktey...

Anjali-basically what you are saying is hum unhe protect karein agle 48 hours takk..

Main-, exactly like a bodyguard 48 k 48 ghante unpar najar rakhna So here is the deal Main, Ravi, Ami and Abeer Lakshay k yahaan jaaenge Anjali Rajat Sam Pooja and Deepak Surjit k yahaan Mangal, Rohit, Jiya, Rishi, and Ajay Nitin k yahaan... Get to work guyss next 48 hours humein kuch bhi karke unko bachaana hai jaldi se apni - 2 location par pohancho per team ek banda tum sabka samaan wagairaah le aaega baaki sablog nikalo Asaap...no way woh humlog ko beat karke un takk pohanchjaaega isliye be cool stay alert agar wohlog Tumhaari baat naa maane toh force karo arrest karo yaa deva bhai se baat karwaaOo unki....

Sab-ok boss...

Wohlog turant wahaan se nikal gaye ab wahaan keval Meri team yaani MAIN, Ami, abeer and Ravi rehgaye...

Main-bhai aapko loggon ko sambhaalna hai opposition waale ab aaenge loggon mein darr nahi failna caahiye bus that's it...

Deva-i got this tumlog ye dekho bus...

Main-don't worry...

Humlog ne jaldi se samaan daal liya as Hum sab haweli se he nikalne waale they or 4on haweli waale he they... humlog RR mein jaise he baithey mere pass calll aaya main pick kiya toh saamne se raju ki awaaj aai...

Raju-AP what is all this..

Main-don't worry we got this...

Raju-mere bhai kaa naam hai usme AP don't tell me to not to worry...

Main-I know I know isiliye bolraha hun..

Raju-I want your help..

Main - tere bina maange he kardi hai help... Anjali and team wahaan pohanchrahi hai...

Raju-no no i want you here...

Main - Abe Anjali is smarter then me uppar se police waali hai yahi kaam Hai uska...

Raju-nahi..

Main-toh mangal ko bhejun team k sath...

Raju-nahi I want you here...

Main - Abe chutiye already teams decided hain or pohanchney bhi waali hain chup chaap baith...

Raju-AP bhulo Matt tum last time mere pass aae they permission k liye mere area mein aane ki maine bina koi sawaal jawaab kiye Tumhaari madad ki thi... Ab tum piche nahi hatt shaktey...

Main-Abe...

Raju-mujhe kuch nahi sunana i want you here no one else...

Main-ok ok aata hun...

Call disconnected...

Main - (chillaake) FUCKKKKKK.....

Gussa nahi lawde gussa nahi....

Abeer-kya hua...?

Main-Raju caahta hai ki main uske gharr jaaun emotional blackmail kar raha lawda Jaana padega...

Abeer-toh dikkat kya hai change karletey place...

Main-dikkat lawde Riya hai woh Riya kaa ghar hai uske yahaan 2 din lawde kaise nikaalunga main bhenchod...

Abeer-fuck bhool gaya tha...

Main-lawda Mera... khaaya peeya yaad naa rehta tujhe gandu insaan...

Abeer-toh ek kaam Kar main jaata hun Tu Anjali ki team k sath chala jaaiyo...

Main-yahi toh problem hai uss bhen k lawde ko AP he caahiye kya lawda chussega mera pata nahi gandu kahin kaa...

Abeer-pehle toh gussa bandh kar ahista-2 sans le...

Main-lawde k baal gussa nahi hai frustration hai...

Ami-and your frustration always leads to Anger...

Main - shut up...

Ami-sorry...

Abeer-toh ab...

Main-ab lawda Mera chal Raju k yahaan...

Bhenchod life k lawde he lage paddey hain harr taraf ab Riya k yahaan Jaana padega kaise rahunga wahaan bc gandu life bhenchod...

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Update-48(New Location)



Basically I don't care about riya that's the truth but working k time bakchodi nahi caahiye mujhe isliye pehle he main durr jaaraha tha but leave it jo hai so hai thodi frustration seh lenge... Humlog Raju k yahaan pohanchey car park ki and Andar aae... Andar hall mein Anjali and team + Raju, Surjit, Riya, Ashish Ajit, Ramu and ek 22-23 ki Mast si ladki khaddi thi bc aajkal new ladkiyaan bahot milne lagi hain... Gajab...

Ashish kaa scene bataadun pehle toh main ashish k papa Ashok yahaan opposition party k ek respected neta hain or apne area se Mla hain pichle 11 saal se unka area yahaan se durr padta hai or wahaan itane bade and reputed school yaa colleges nahi hain isliye usne Ashish ko Raju k yahan chhoda hai school time se he Raju or Ashish k khandaan ki kaafi puraani yaari hai like 50+ saal puraani isliye ye yahin rehta hai taaki college k liye koi dikkat naa ho...

Back to present...

Anjali humein wahaan dekhtey he chownkgayi...

Anjali-AP tumlog yahaan everything all
right...?

Raju-ji maine bulaaya hai unko...

Main-wanna switch places...?

Anjali-yeah sure why not... No problem at all..

Main-aajao bahaar takk chhod deta tumlog ko...

Anjali-So sweet of you...

Hum sab bahaar aae...

Anjali-kya hua..?

Main-that fucking Raju yaar...

Maine unko bataaya ki kya hua...

Pooja-Basically that's fucked up...

Main-oh come-on Pooja it's my life it is always fucked up...

Sam-true that...

Main-see I don't care now you all know past is past for me but I don't want this awkward shit going on while I am trying to do my job here it pisses me off...

Anjali-yeah yeah I can understand but work is work we gotta do the job...

Main-isiliye toh aagaya warna lawda iss Raju k liye aata main...

Anjali-best of luck dude so we gonna take your place you guys have fun stay safe...

Main-you too... Mujhe phone karke update detey rehna...

Anjali-sure...

Wohlog nikal gaye or humlog waapis andar ki taraf aae..

Main-abeer tu lead kar i will take a pass on this one...

Abeer-naa i hate it...

Main-then Ravi tu kar..

Ravi-lawda karun.... main lead nahi karta bc kabhi cricket team ki captainship naa leta main baat karta hai... Ami ko boll..

Ami-I love it i can lead...

Main-yeah sure... Tu lead karegi toh hum nikaltey fir..

Ami-bahot ache karungi main...

Main-bahot ache se karungi main ye hota hai ganwaar...still i dont care tu kar we are chilling...

Humlog ne Ami ko aage aane diya or hum uss hall mein aagaye...

Raju-toh AP kya kiya jaae...

Main-talk to her she's the leader of our team... Let me introduce her she is Ami the best in the business of everything that involves violence... And she is my good friend.. Aage woh sab samjhaa degi...

Ami-so let's start, my Hindi is little bad but still tum sab samjhjaaega... So first of all Kitane members hain total yahaan...

Raju-inside toh keval Main, Surjit, Riya, Ajit, Ashish, Sneha Orr Ramu he hain or sathmein 2 noukar hain ... Bahaar guards and humaare bandey wagairaah hain...

New laundiyaa kaa naam Sneha hai matlab.. Gajab baat ye thi maine abtak riya ki taraf dekha bhi nahi tha aise he 48 hours nikalne they...

Ami-cool... So Mr. SURJIT first of all aapko kahin nahi Jaana Hai agle 48 hours takk this is the protocol yun samjo hum aapke bodyguard hain and trust me we are very good at it so aapko kuch nahi hoga i promise you that... Isliye no tension stress free... Secondly Koi bahaar se nahi aaega other then us and your family not even a vip can enter without my permission.... Bus yahi they rules that's it and guys don't even worry about it its nothing we got this...

Raju-thanks AP....

Ami-dude that's bad I made this up for you I told you the rules and you are thanking him instead of me...

Raju-itani bhi English nahi aati beta thoda toh hindi mix karo taaki idea aae...

Ajit-papa woh bolrahi hain ki thanks usse kaho sab ussi ne set kiya hai even sab rules wagairaah ussine bataaya aapko...

Raju-ohh! Thanks aapko bhi...

Ami-thats cool...

Raju - ab humlog bina tension reh shaktey hain... AP Uppar k rooms lelena aaplog main thoda kaam niptaalun aao surjit....

Ye bol woh dono andar chale gaye ab wahaan bacha party rehgayi khaali...

Ami-So hello guys i am Ami...

Sneha-hi Sneha... You are so cute...

Ami-awwww! Thank you...

Riya-Riya here... Nice to meet you..

Ajit-Hi Ami..

Ami-you both i know... Kal tak ek sath he they sab..

Ravi-lol...

Ashish-hahaa...

Ramu-Ramu...

Main-tu jinda Hai be Marra nahi abtak...

Ramu-I am Undead...

Main-what the shit is that... Undead matlab...

Ramu-Undead matlab amar.. Marrunga nahi...

Main-gajab gajab kahin English k professor k liye Apply kar bhai pakka job millegi...

Ramu-hehe.. Itani bhi achi nahi hai bhai...

Abeer-chup be.. Room bataadey humaare ... Process ye hai khaali 2 rooms caahiye ek ami k liye and dusara jisme 3 bed hon...

Ramu-lagwaadunga 3 bed abhi rukko...

Abeer-nahi abhi toh bola tha be bahaar se koi andar nahi aaega tumlog lagaao main help karwaa dunga...

Main-tumlog lagwaao main status leleta sabka...

Abeer-OK...

Main or Ami bahaar ki side aagaye haweli se... Jahaan garden tha chota but pyaar saa.. Usme space tha kaafi and benches lage they baithney ko....

Maine dono teams ko call karke status liya sab pohanchgaye they 2 bandey humessa ghar k bahaar rahenge and 2 andar... Bc kya din aagaye bodyguard banana padd raha hai ye lawde ko maar he denge arrest wirrest chhod detey hain...

Ami ne tabtak Raju k Bandon or guards ki position set ki keval wahi bandey rakhe jo saalon se raju k parti loyal hain like keval 7-8 guards he rakhe wahaan baaki jo uske chutiya lawde type aadmi yaa so Called gundey they sabko bhej diya udhar se... 3 bandey front gate par 3 bandey back gate par or 1 humessa patrolling Karega haweli ki.... Easy tha no fucking way woh humaare saamne se Surjit takk pohanchjaaega... Nope basically he lost... But still fight karna humaara kaam Hai...

Main or Ami bahaar he baith gaye benches par..

Ami-So she is the one...

Main-yes... RIYA...

AMI-by the....

Main-no more on this topic...

Ami-ok ok... Ye bata how was my leadership skills...

Main-great i must say you did very well...

Ami-awww! Thanks...

Main-ye ladkiyon waali chutiya harkat naa Kiya Kar tu..

Ami-what do you mean main ladki he hai...

Main-I mean baaki sab normal ladkiyon jaisi tu normal nahi hai...

Ami-OK ok sorry...

Thodi derr baad Abeer bhi bahaar aagaya... Uske sath sath Ajit Ashish or Sneha bhi bahaar aae... Ravi andar he rukka as thakk gaya tha toh rest leraha tha..

Abeer-all set boss...

Ami-good job AB....

Ashish - A AP kya situation hai...

Main-bola toh tha be chinta Matt Kar we got this kissi ko kuch nahi hoga...

Ashish - sure...

Main-Haan be chuti.. Haan be churan...

Ashish - thanks men... Waise aajkal Din unche hogaye humaare AP humaara personal bodyguard bangaya...

Main-chup re warna raipta khaaega...

Ajit-lol..

Main-A jaanwar chal thoda ghum k aatey...

Ashish-kidhar be...

Main-tera gaon dekhne bc tujhe kya itani panchayat haibe...

Ami-main bhi chalti...

Main-no you stay...

Ami- please..

Main-yahaan koi toh caahiye naa yaar aise naa Kiya Kar tu I hate when you do this...

Ami-ok.. I'll stay..

Sneha-Ami come on you can chill with us if you don't mind...

Ami-sure... Thank you.. I am already liking you...

Main jaanwar, Ashish or Ajit bahaar aae dukkan ki side nikale wahaan se cigarettes ki dabbi Lee..

Main - woh ladki kon haire...

Ashish-sochna bhi nahi lawde cousin hai meri...

Main-cousin he haina behen toh nahi...

Ashish - behen he lagaale mere mamaji ki ladki hai...

Main-fuck that rakh apne pass... Lawde puch bhi naa shakta ab...

Ashish - tera puchna maalum Hai mujhe...

Main-chutiye I am changed now last time kab flirting kartey dekha tha tu mereko...

Ashish - hmmmm..

Main-let me tell you kabhi nahi... Even woh thakur ki maal kritika takk ko chhodke aagaya main no. Takk naa diya usko lawde...

Ashish-baat toh teri theek he hai...

Main-toh gandu befaltu shakk karta hai..

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Update-49(Ami is Insane-1)


Humlog cigarettes peeke waapis andar aaye sabka status liya...

Abeer-Mujhe nahi lagta woh kuch Karega itana risk nahi lega what you say...?

Main-risk woh already le chuka chutiye live murder karke or fir police ko chunouti deke.... Toh ab ye kare yaa naa kare he is dead but agar karke bach gaya toh bc criminal sensation banjaaega attention millegi isko... He shouldn't have taken our name bro I am so pissed right now...

Abeer-yeah I know...

Main-like bhenchod I am here hiding and shit and you just fucking giving it to me... Like seriously bc... Isliye bolraha isko tapkaa detey hain...

Abeer-main kya bolta hun protection me and ami dekhlenge tu isko dhundle tabtak chalaa le Dimaag...

Main-nahi uth raha bc dead padda hai jab tak aafat sir par naa aajaae tabtak mera dimag matter ko seriously nahi leta bc... Bhenchod gandu hai mera dimag..

Abeer-pata hai bc Tera dimag terese bada bakchod hai...

Main-shyaam hogayi bc but nothing here...

Abeer-i am telling you bro that was a fraud...

Main-let's see lets see..

Abeer-But bc what the hell is his plan mujhe kissi bhi angle se woh ye samaaj k liye karta hua nahi lag raha... Ek nosikhiye mein itani himmat kahaan se aai...

Main-I told you Red John shit men like sabko maalum Hai ki John yahaan hai or jab John yahaan hoke khulla ghum Shakta Hai toh fir ye log kyun nahi ye sochke inmein himmat aaajati hai...

Abeer-But usse theek se maalum nahi tha humlog kon hain karke...

Main-wahi toh warna naam he naa leta... Iski Death baaki sabke liye open letter hogi jo aisa kuch karna caahtey hain karne se pehle he fatt jaaegi bc log ki..

Abeer-1.5 years and shit got real...

Main-It doesn't matter men shit will keep happening at least ab hum taiyaar toh hain... 9000+ hours of hard work, Dedication in hell finally pays off...

Abeer-Hard agree bc true...

Humlog garden se andar aae hall mein Raju and family baithi thi... Ami or Ravi bhi they toh abeer bhi baith gaya...

Raju-AP come here and sit with us....

Main-no thanks... I have better things to do Mera dinner le aaiyo ami...

Ami-OK boss...

Main room mein aaya kuch tha nahi karne ko I was bored as fuck bc kya karun kya karun isliye main waapis niche aaya...

Main-Jaanwar let's go something came up we gotta go we'll be back soon...

Abeer-kidhar....

Main- udhar he...

Abeer-ohh...

Raju-kahaan jaarahe...

Main-something serious came up we need to go asap...

Raju-AP please can you please take our security seriously...

Main-I am serious I told you ami is the best in the business she got this...

Raju- suna tha maine but ladki hai woh how much can she handle...

Abeer-ohh she can handle a lot more then you guys think trust me on that... She is the beast...

Raju-majaak Matt karo...

Abeer-tere 10 bandey woh akeli..

Raju-bus kar re hansa matt...

Abeer-comedian lagta hun main... Right now bula tere best 10 bandey and woh akeli...

Raju-kahin lagjaaegi bechari ko...

Abeer-i challenge you right now agar main jeeta toh tumlog woh jameen waapis dedoge free of cost Unlogon ko and agar main haara toh main woh jameen market price se double par khareedUnga tumse..

Main-rehndey re leave it...

Ami-please boss i am bored for like days now I need something..

Main-no you don't... Shut up..

Abeer-ab challenge hochuka ami ready hai chal raju...

Raju-well mujhe maalum Hai humaare bandey tumhaare Bandon ki tarah trained nahi hain but itane kamjor nahi hain ki ek ladki se maar khaajaaein phone karke bulaata hun abhi aajaenge gaon se..

Humne raju k bandey ghar bhej diye they toh usne bulaaya as gaon se he they woh... Sablog bahaar lawn mein aagaye I don't like this at all bc gand futtegi unki chalo bore hone se achaa Hai...

Main ashish ajit sneha and ami ek side khaddey hogaye... Riya Raju surjit Ramu and abeer ek taraf...

Tabhi raju k 10 hattey kattey bandey wahaan aaye raju ne specially motey tagdey bandey bulaae they... But doesn't matter she is just so good at this...

Ashish - kya lagta hai AP... Gaye paise tumhaare....

Main-lol you don't know her yet...

Sneha-still guess karo..

Main-I hate guessing i love to be sure... Starting me 1 aaega befaltu k swag mein 10 seconds nahi tikkega then shock k baad jab pata chalega ye kya hai tab 2 yaa 3 aaenge 70-80 seconds maximum lenge woh bhi... then jo boss hai usko chhodke Sab aaenge but jitane jyaada aaenge utana jaldi jaayenge because she love to trick people... Wohlog 1 minute tikkenge then boss aaega full form mein but gussa and darr usko confuse Karega and bam then she'll strike...

Ajit-what the hell future dekh k aaya kya...

Ashish-halwa Hai kya...

Main-wait and watch bc wait and watch...

Ek taraf ami thi saamne woh 10..

Raju-aaram se be jyaada nahi maarna ladki hai.. Aaram se... Daya karna... 1-1 jaao..

Ami-main daya nahi dungi..

Abeer-Ami dushman nahi hai play cool... Let's go...

Pehla banda aaya jo already distracted tha first kyunki ami usase size mein kam thi or ladki thi uppar se secondly bc ami ko dekh k blush kar raha tha... Smile karta hua woh aaya gentlemen banane ki koshish ki.. Lekin ami ne time waste nahi kiya jaise he woh uske pass aaya usne bhayankar punch uske pait mein diya bc punch mein speed itani thi jisase power double hogayi lawde ki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi naak or munh se Paani bahaar aaya or woh ghutno par girra or girtey he ami ne thoda boost leke uske thobdey par apna ghutna jadd diya jo lagtey he woh piche ki taraf jaagirra.. That took her 8 seconds... She is so fast... Uski speed uski power hai... Uske skills uski shield... Ab gand fatti Raju and company ki kyunki woh banda gaya tha hospital lambe time k liye thobds surgery se he theek hoga knee lagne k baad... baaki 9 k bhi thobdey khullgage they... Sath mein raju or family k bhi... Ab woh samjh gaye ki what they are dealing with... Abki baar 3 bhaagtey hue aae uski taraf Ami apni jagah par he rukki woh line se aarahe they ek k piche ek pehle ne ami ko punch maarna caaha par ami ne niche jhuk k usko dodge kiya woh aage ko nikal gaya as Bhaag raha tha and jhuke jhuke he Ami ne dusre k pait mein punch diya or then third se fir dodge hui... 2nd banda niche baith gaya as punch bahot tejj tha... Ab bache 2... Pehla hawa mein aaya or akela he aage badha usko maarne k liye lekin uska punch uth paata usase pehle Ami ne uske thobdey par ek jordaar punch diya... jisase woh thoda chakra gaya or uske turant baad he uski chest mein ek bhayaanak kick di jisase woh piche ko jaa girra... Ab bacha no. 3 woh ahista se aaya Ami ki taraf usne punch ki jagah kick maarni caahi lekin Ami sab kuch expect karti hai toh usne uski taang hawa mein he pakad li or right hand se uske thobdey par ek k baad ek 4 punches diye jisase woh bokhla gaya and then uske pait mein ek laat jamaadi uska pair chhodtey he woh niche jaa girra abtak first waala khadda ho chuka tha or uske khadda hotey he Ami uski taraf badhi or usko judge kiya and then left hand se ek fake punch diya jo usne rokk liya fake punch keval distraction k liye hota hai jo kaam Kar Gaya jaise he usne left hand kaa punch rokka Ami ne right hand se Uske munh par punch diya rakh k bc ki naak he tutt gayi hogi isase uska balance bigda or Ami ne ek or laat uske pait mein jamaadi boom woh bhi niche... Sabki gand fatt gayi thi udhar bc unko samjh mein he naa aaya ki ho kya raha hai aadhe time toh Unlog ko punch keval saamne waale ko padta hua dikhraha tha kyunki reactions Ami k itane fast they... Ab fir aae 3 bc kya chutiya log they yaa toh sab ek sath aajao yaa ek ek kar k aao aise kya bakchodi Kar rahe.. Teeno ne ami ko gherra ek Ami k piche tha and 2 aage Ami ne pehle piche waale ko judge kiya or Bina muddey he uski gotti par kick rakh k di woh goti pakadke niche baith gaya bc ki aankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi... Bc usne expect he naa Kiya hoga ki mujhe lage ga uski taraf toh dekh bhi naa rahi thi Woh... Saamne waale bhi yahi sochrahe they ki usko kaise laga or yahi unki sabse badi galti thi fight mein caahe jo bhi ho tumhaara dhyaan Opponent par hona caahiye tum distract hue saamne waala tumhe distract karega... Or aisa he hua ami ne saamne waale k munh par punch diya or dusre ko ek jumping kick di naak par holy fuck that kick was insane bina run boost liye khadey khadey he jump liya and itani power generate ki, k woh hatta katta aadmi niche jaa girra.. Or 3rd k girtey he usne dusre ko ek Orr punch diya and bam woh bhi niche....

Ami-come on come on lets do it...

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