Update-270(Enjoyment)
Humlog aaye apne room mein bhenchod mast king sized 2 beds.. Bc city kaa sweet view.. Sab tip top.. Lekin filhaal mujhe aarahi thi nind.. Kyunki thakk gaya tha bahot jyaada or dinner k liye niche nahi Jaane waala Tha main fuck that.. Bhenchod fir 3 din mein uppar kon aaye itani bheed mein.. isase achaa yahin mangwaalein Khaana... Or aisa he kiya.. Humlog pehle toh nahaaye mast bc thanda mousam tha toh garam garam Paani se nahaake aish hogayi.. 9 baje takk yahi sab chal raha tha then thodi derr humne bakchodi peli or 10 baje mangwaaya Dinner uppar sab fresh made.. Jo 10.45 takk room mein aaya.. Humne dinner kiya, kiya kya bhenchod jaanwar ki tarah tutt paddey Khaane k baad terrace par gaye walk k liye terrace waise closed hai lekin humne khulwaaliya.. Harish se cigarettes mangwaai thi woh aagayi toh tehaltey-2 woh pee... 11. 30 takk uppar he bakchodi ki bhenchod mast thandi hawa chal rahi thi ekdum clean.. Naa koi sound naa kuch or ek dum chill jagah.. Maja aane wala tha bhidu..
Uske baad niche aake so gaye mast nind aai bc pure din se gand fatt gayi thi bhenchod.. Nind aai bahot he behtreen.. Subah khulli meri nind phone call se.. Phone tha Shubham kaa.. Shubham bole toh senior, Rohit kaa chela hai jo.. Ab waise toh main uska phone nahi uthaata lekin yahaan se phone kar raha hai toh koi issue ho shakta Hai or uppar se mujhe utani nind bhi naa aarahi thi.... Issliye maine uthaaya phone..
Main-Haan..
Shuba-Bhai aap niche nahi aaye breakfast k liye??
Main-Naa yaar apna idhar he aajata hai kyun kya hua??
Shuba-Bhai kuch bandey act kar rahe hain.. Raat ko bhi bakchodi kar rahe they tod fod bhi ki dinner k time.. Abhi bhi breakfast par bakchodi kar rahe hain ladkiyon k sath badtameezi even Nicki mam ki bhi naa sun rahe.. Main maarunga toh issue hoga bhai...yaa fod dun..??
Main-Naa tu rehndey.. Main aaraha hun..
Call disconnected..
Main utha bed se..
Rohit - Kya hua be??
Main-Hath munh dho toh niche chalke aana hai ek baar.. Issue hai koi bakchodi kar raha hai Shubham ka call aaya..
Rohit-Ok..
Main fresh hua Rohit ne hath munh dhoye or hum dono he aaye room se bahaar..
Rohit- Bhenchod ye gandu log ko kitani he badi jagah lejaao rahenge ye bhenchod dharamsala k laayak he.. Aukaat he wahaan takk hai bhenchod logon ki..
Main-Tu naa maariyo main dekhlunga...
Rohit-tu side mein toh lena unki Maa chod dunga main.. Bhenchod tuche log..
Lift on thi humlog niche aaye.. Hotel almost khaali karwaadiya gaya tha humaare liye lekin kaafi log ne long booking ki thi toh unke alaawa hotel mein students he they.. Aadha portion hotel kaa khaali he padda tha... Humlog aaye niche ground floor par.. Dinning hall mein aaye humlog wahaan kaafi saari tables lagi thi or sabpar students he baithey they naasta serve horaha tha.. Toh wahaan ek table par baithey they kuch gandu log.. Wohlog plates or cups k sath catching practice kar rahe they or sath mein behuda gaane Gaa rahe they and chilla rahe they naasta do or aage kuch bakchodi.. Shubham ne meri taraf ishaara kiya ki yahi hain.. Main badha unki taraf or meri walk dekh k he saamne baithi Nicki mam samjh gayi kya scene hai mujhe unke close aata dekh Nicki Mam chilaai "AP noooooooo"... Jisase pure hall ki najar paddi hum par or maine jaatey he mere saamne baithey bandey ki gardan pakkadi or uska munh pattak k maara niche table par bahayaanak speed se.. "dhaddd" itani jorr se awaaj hui ki Saara hall wahin k wahin rukk gaya uss table par rakhi cheejein hawa mein uchali bhenchod itani tej strike thi.. Woh banda pura ghum gaya kuch seconds k liye toh.. Or ussi second uss table par mojjud harr banda wahin k wahin rukk gaya..
Main-Tu, Tu or tum 4 idhar aa bhenchod..
Rohit-Tu bhi khadda ho itana jorr se nahi laga hai idhar aa bhenchod..
Main-Enjoy your breakfast guys dont worry ye log Tumhaari trip or kharaab nahi karenge.
Wohlog turant uthe or mere sath chal paddey woh banda jisko maar paddi thi woh bhi chakkar khaate hue chala mere piche - 2..
Main unko leke aaya side mein.. Unki gand fatt gayi thi..
Main-Maadarchod Dharamsala mein aaya hai yaa tere baap k ghar.. Bhosdk chain se nahi baithna matlab kahin harr jagah huggna hai maadarchod life mein tere mama k ghar k alaawa kahin gaya hai tu.. Bhen k lawde 2 kodi k jhant tere maa ki Shaadi k liye booked hai kya ye hotel jo teri chalegi.. Trip par aaya haina??
Ladka1-Bbbbbhai majaak kar rahe they..
Main-Bhosdk main majaak karunga toh saari trip hospital mein he jaaegi bhen k Lund.. Gandu.. Abhi sunlo abhi agar kuch bhi tuchi harkat ki toh itani maar maarunga ki maadarchod saari trip hugg nahi paaoge theek se.. Suna naa bhosdk.. Pehle toh ye chasma uttaar maadarchod Jackie shroff hai tu Bhosdk..
Rohit-Abe maar isko bhenchod isko college mein bhi bahot baar samjhaaya hai maine..
Ye bol Rohit ne diya ek raiptaa uske munh par.. Unhone hath jodd liye bhenchod..
Main-chup chaap nikal le or aage agar mujhe dikhe aisi harkat kartey hue maadarchod gand Kaat Kaat k taang dunga Tumhaari..
Rohit-Abe aise kaise Jaane dega be maar toh maadarchod ko..
Ye bol Rohit ne uska collar pakkad liya maine jhatke se chhudwaaya or Rohit ko pakkada...
Main-Bhaag bhenchod ab dekh kya raha hai gand fudwaalega kya???
Ye sun wohlog bhaage lift se apne rooms ki taraf..
Rohit-Abe bol raha hun main abhi hissab kardey ye maadarchod firr karega dekhlena tu.. Ek baar le toh isko side mein..
Main-Hogaya be gand fatt gayi hai uski firr karega toh firr pel dena..
Rohit-Ab chhod toh bhosdk ab toh gaya woh..
Maine Rohit ko chhoda toh woh fir bhaaga unki taraf lekin mereko maalum tha ye karega woh issliye uska hath pakkad liya maine or khich k dinning hall mein leke aaya usko.. Udhar jahaan se khadda kiya tha unlog ko wahaan hum 2 baithey.. Humein wahaan Dekh Nicki mam aai humaari taraf..
Nicki--Maara nahi naa??
Main-Nahi..
Rohit-Unfortunately main rakhne waala Tha..
Main-Abe bc maarne ko toh main bhi dharr deta lekin bc kyun befaltu mein trip ki aisi taisi karni hai baaton se he samjh gaye wohlog itani aukaat nahi hai unki..
Nicki-Haan maar peet nahi karni.. Tujhe bataaya kissne by the way..
Main-Bahot chele hain mere idhar don't worry..
Humaari coffee aai wahaan uske sath sath Aditi bhi aagayi udhar..
Aditi-Good Morning Sir.. Good Morning Mam..
Nicki-Morning Aditi..
Main-Morning..
Rohit-Morning..
Main-Have a seat..
Aditi-I am ok sir you guys enjoy..
Main-Arrey baitho.. I insist..
Aditi-Thank you sir..
Aditi humaare sath baithi...
Main-Kab nikalna hai..
Aditi-1 ghante mein sir..
Main-Cool..
Wahaan Announcment hui ki breakfast k baad sab ready rahein nikalne k liye.. Humlog bhi breakfast karke uppar aae nahaake ready hue then Sam Ravi ko jagaaya wohlog fresh hoke nahaake ready hue and humlog aae niche..
Yahaan se humein Solang valley Jaana tha jo Manali ki most desired spot hai.. Manali kaa biggest tourist attraction hai woh.. Yahaan se 6-7 kms durr hai woh or wahin uske bagal mein Hai Ek village jahaan woh jameen hai or aaj dopehar uska auction hai.. Auction Public hai toh koi bhi bid kar shakta Hai mujhe register wagairaah karne ki jarurat hai nahi..
Humlog niche aaye toh almost Sab aagaye they baaki bache aarahe they.. Subah 8.00 baje nikale humlog same seats thi bus mein sabki.. Bhenchod kya change aaya tha sabke kapdon mein jo log t shirt yaa shirt pehen k haryana se nikale they wohlog ab jackets pehney baithey they.. Same humaara haal tha.. Gloves takk pehney they kuch ne toh.. 15 minutes mein humlog Pohanchey Solang Valley k entrance par sab kuch already booked karwaa rakha tha Aditi ne, toh kahin bhi rukkana nahi tha.. Bhenchod kya scene tha Valley kaa durr se he barf se dhakki Valley saaf dikh rahi thi.. Wahin Dusari taraf jo hissa nahi dhakka tha woh ek dum harra bharra tha.. Wahaan par Skiing, Parachuting, zorbing, paragliding, Horse Riding, Mini Jeep riding wagairaah bahot si activities thi.. Ek baar ko toh main Plan bhool gaya tha bhenchod.. Bhaari enjoyment tha matlab.. Aditi k sath 4 guides or they issliye bus mein se uttartey he hum 5 groups mein devide hogaye jisko jo passand aaye woh uss group mein or harr group kaa alag guide... Humlog, Nicki mam riti mam, Abhi gang Shubham gang ek group mein he they or humaari guide thi Aditi.. Jo fixed tha already.. Iss time yahaan bheed nahi hoti jyaada ek toh season nahi hai dusara early morning kam log he aatey hain.. Ab thoda enjoy then thaa work time..
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