Update-134
Amar ke jane ke baad maine room andar se band kar liya,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki ab ,jab main khud ko police se bachane ke baare me soch raha hoon to koyi namuna aakar mujhe disturab kar de....
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine bahut socha...aadhe ghante tak lagbhag main yahi sochta raha ki ab aage kya karna hai aur aadhe ghante baad mujhe maloom chala ki is case me kuchh sochane ki jaroorat hee nahi hai...jo hua sari duniya ke samne hua...matlab ki sabko pata hai ki jab Naushad ki hostel me thukayi hui to main hospital me admit tha...
Jab main Naushad wali jhanjhat se alag hua to mera dhyan mere room me rahne wale mere dono khas dosto par gaya,jo aaj yaha nahi the....Saurabh aur Arun ,bhu se milne uske college gaye the aur un dono ka plan kuchh dino tak wahi rukne ka tha yani ki ab main do-teen din akele is room me rahne wala tha....achanak mujhe yaad aaya ki kal mujhe college bhi jana hai aur college ke mere sare astra-shastra ka koyi ata-pata nahi tha....
"mera bag....almirah me hoga..."sochte hue maine almirah kholi to mujhe mera bag mila...
aaj college me aaye hue mujhe lagbhag 2 saal hone wale the aur aaj ye pahla mauka tha jab main college jane ke ek din pahle apna bag bhar raha tha...lekin bag bharte waqt mujhe dhyan aaya ki mere paas to 4th sem. Ka koyi material hee nahi hai ,ab kal college me jakar lawda hilaunga kya
bathroom jakar maine towel pani se bheegoya aur wapas aakar pani me bhige towel se apne college ko mast chamka kar,ek pen aur ek copy daal di.....
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"BC, is sem. Me 12 paper dene hai...matlab ki padhna padega..."maine khud se kaha aur khidki kholkar ek cigarette jalayi....
chahe halat kitne bhi bure rahe ho, bhale hee uske dil me mere liye kitna bhi kadwapan kyun na bhara ho...lekin uske liye dil kal bhi dhadakta tha aur aaj bhi dhadak raha hai....mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki jab main coma se wapas hosh me aaya tha to Esha ke baare me sochana laga tha....
main us samay ye soch raha tha ki shayad meri ye halat dekhkar Esha mujhse milne aayegi, jab mujhe hosh aaya to mujhse milne ke liye,mera haal chal janne ke liye taqriban mere sabhi jaan-pahchan wale aaye...siway do ko chhodkar. Ek Sidar tha to dusari Esha...Sidar to bahut door ja chuka tha ,isliye usase milne ki mujhe koyi ummid nahi thi..lekin Esha ka intezaar main har din karta tha is ummid ke sath ki shayad aaj wo din hai,jab wo bhoori aankho walo ladki ,apna gaal phhulaye mujhse milne aayegi,do char baate karegi...lekin wo din kabhi nahi aaya. Esha mujhse milne hospital me nahi aayi. Dil thoda udas to hua lekin phhir maine khud ko ye kahkar razi kar liya ki,shayad use khabar hee nahi hogi ki mujhe hosh aa gaya hai....lekin main ye janta tha ki sach ye nahi hai kyunki jaha mere hosh me aane ki khabar pure college ko thi,waha ye khabar Esha ke kano tak na pahuche ye ho hee nahi sakta tha....
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"Arman bhaiya...darwaja kholo.."
is aawaz ne mera dhyan toda .koyi mere room ke darwaje ko jor se peet raha tha....
"teri maa ka alpha,beta ,gamma...kaun hai be..."
"Arman bhaiya main hoon , Rajshri Pandey..."
"Rajshri Pandey..."maine time dekha,raat ke 2 baj rahe the"ise to hostel me hona chahiye tha,ye yaha kya kar raha hai...."
"warden se ladayi ho gayi Arman bhaiya..."ladkhadate hue Rajshri Pandey andar aaya aur peechhe mudkar kisi aur ko bhi andar aane ke liye kaha.,jiske baad 5-6 ladke ek sath mere room ke andar aa gaye....
"niklo sab,ye apun ke sone ka time hai..."jabarjasti gussa hote hue maine kaha...
"kya bhaiya, itni jaldi sokar kya karoge,abhi to raat ke 2 hee baje hai..."bolte hue wo mere bistar par pahle baitha aur phhir let gaya...
"pahli baat to ye ki..."use pakad kar zameen me phhekte hue main bola"pahle pura lafda batao aur dusari baat ye ki mere bistar ko kisi ne touch bhi kiya to chod dunga...sala aaj hee nayi chadar dali hai..."
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"BC, power dikha raha tha wo warden.."Rajshri Pandey bola"sala hoshiyari chod raha tha apun ke samne, bol raha tha ki yadi hostel me rahna hai to raat ko sahi time pe aao ,warna mat aao.."
"phhir...? "
"phhir kya, mera munda satak gaya aur sale ko bahut mara aur bhag kar seedhe idhar aayela hoon ,aapke paas..."
"idhar kya ab mujhse ladne aaya hai,chal bhag yaha se..."ghoorte hue maine kaha
"kya Arman bhai...maine socha tha ki aaj raat aapke hostel me rukunga aur subah nikal lunga...."
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Pahle maine socha ki un sabko laat maar ke bhaga du,lekin phhir khayal aaya ki ,apne hee launde hai..ladayi jhagde me sath dete rahte hai,isliye inki madad karna to mera farz banta hai
"ek shart par main tum sabko yaha rukne ke liye kahunga...actually ek nahi do shart par...matlab ke teen shart par..."
"are aap huqum karo..aapke liye to jaan bhi hazir hai ,yaha tak ki mere jeb me padi rajshri ke 10 packet aapko de du...bas maang mat lena "
"na to mujhe teri rajshri chahiye aur na hee teri jaan....meri pahli shart ye hai tum me se koyi bhi bistar par nahi soyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek sath chillaye
"meri cigarette koyi nahi piyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek baar phhir ek sath chillaye...
"aur koyi mutth nahi marega ,warna lund kat ke muh me de dunga..."
"are Aap tension nakko karo, mujhe aapki sab shart manzoor hai..."zameen se khada hokar Rajshri Pandey mere paas aaya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhkar apna seena thokte hue bola"dekho Arman bhai..main ek kisan ka beta hoon, isliye jameen me sone me mujhe koyi dikkat nahi hogi aur mere paas already cigarette ki do-do packet hai...ek aap bhi rakh lo..."bolte hue usne cigarette ki ek packet nikali aur mere jeb me daal di...
"thanks aur teesari shart yaad hai na..."
"bilkul yaad hai, aap fikra mat karo Arman bhai...hum logo ne itni daru chadha rakhi hai ki mutth marna to door ki baat hai,yadi is waqt deepika mam apna doodh mere hath me thama de to main use na daba paun..."uske baad Rajshri Pandey ne mere gaal ko chuma aur good night bolkar wahi zameen par apne dosto ke sath palat ho gaya....
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"sala gay..."mere gaal par jis jagah Rajshri Pandey ne kiss kiya tha use saaf karte hue maine kaha"ye launda bhi deepika pe fida hai....aur tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag me kuchh aaya...kuchh aisa jisase ,main deepika ka sara guroor todkar uski chut me daal sakta tha..."
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine room andar se band kar liya,kyunki main nahi chahta tha ki ab ,jab main khud ko police se bachane ke baare me soch raha hoon to koyi namuna aakar mujhe disturab kar de....
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Amar ke jane ke baad maine bahut socha...aadhe ghante tak lagbhag main yahi sochta raha ki ab aage kya karna hai aur aadhe ghante baad mujhe maloom chala ki is case me kuchh sochane ki jaroorat hee nahi hai...jo hua sari duniya ke samne hua...matlab ki sabko pata hai ki jab Naushad ki hostel me thukayi hui to main hospital me admit tha...
Jab main Naushad wali jhanjhat se alag hua to mera dhyan mere room me rahne wale mere dono khas dosto par gaya,jo aaj yaha nahi the....Saurabh aur Arun ,bhu se milne uske college gaye the aur un dono ka plan kuchh dino tak wahi rukne ka tha yani ki ab main do-teen din akele is room me rahne wala tha....achanak mujhe yaad aaya ki kal mujhe college bhi jana hai aur college ke mere sare astra-shastra ka koyi ata-pata nahi tha....
"mera bag....almirah me hoga..."sochte hue maine almirah kholi to mujhe mera bag mila...
aaj college me aaye hue mujhe lagbhag 2 saal hone wale the aur aaj ye pahla mauka tha jab main college jane ke ek din pahle apna bag bhar raha tha...lekin bag bharte waqt mujhe dhyan aaya ki mere paas to 4th sem. Ka koyi material hee nahi hai ,ab kal college me jakar lawda hilaunga kya
bathroom jakar maine towel pani se bheegoya aur wapas aakar pani me bhige towel se apne college ko mast chamka kar,ek pen aur ek copy daal di.....
.
"BC, is sem. Me 12 paper dene hai...matlab ki padhna padega..."maine khud se kaha aur khidki kholkar ek cigarette jalayi....
chahe halat kitne bhi bure rahe ho, bhale hee uske dil me mere liye kitna bhi kadwapan kyun na bhara ho...lekin uske liye dil kal bhi dhadakta tha aur aaj bhi dhadak raha hai....mujhe ab bhi yaad hai ki jab main coma se wapas hosh me aaya tha to Esha ke baare me sochana laga tha....
main us samay ye soch raha tha ki shayad meri ye halat dekhkar Esha mujhse milne aayegi, jab mujhe hosh aaya to mujhse milne ke liye,mera haal chal janne ke liye taqriban mere sabhi jaan-pahchan wale aaye...siway do ko chhodkar. Ek Sidar tha to dusari Esha...Sidar to bahut door ja chuka tha ,isliye usase milne ki mujhe koyi ummid nahi thi..lekin Esha ka intezaar main har din karta tha is ummid ke sath ki shayad aaj wo din hai,jab wo bhoori aankho walo ladki ,apna gaal phhulaye mujhse milne aayegi,do char baate karegi...lekin wo din kabhi nahi aaya. Esha mujhse milne hospital me nahi aayi. Dil thoda udas to hua lekin phhir maine khud ko ye kahkar razi kar liya ki,shayad use khabar hee nahi hogi ki mujhe hosh aa gaya hai....lekin main ye janta tha ki sach ye nahi hai kyunki jaha mere hosh me aane ki khabar pure college ko thi,waha ye khabar Esha ke kano tak na pahuche ye ho hee nahi sakta tha....
.
"Arman bhaiya...darwaja kholo.."
is aawaz ne mera dhyan toda .koyi mere room ke darwaje ko jor se peet raha tha....
"teri maa ka alpha,beta ,gamma...kaun hai be..."
"Arman bhaiya main hoon , Rajshri Pandey..."
"Rajshri Pandey..."maine time dekha,raat ke 2 baj rahe the"ise to hostel me hona chahiye tha,ye yaha kya kar raha hai...."
"warden se ladayi ho gayi Arman bhaiya..."ladkhadate hue Rajshri Pandey andar aaya aur peechhe mudkar kisi aur ko bhi andar aane ke liye kaha.,jiske baad 5-6 ladke ek sath mere room ke andar aa gaye....
"niklo sab,ye apun ke sone ka time hai..."jabarjasti gussa hote hue maine kaha...
"kya bhaiya, itni jaldi sokar kya karoge,abhi to raat ke 2 hee baje hai..."bolte hue wo mere bistar par pahle baitha aur phhir let gaya...
"pahli baat to ye ki..."use pakad kar zameen me phhekte hue main bola"pahle pura lafda batao aur dusari baat ye ki mere bistar ko kisi ne touch bhi kiya to chod dunga...sala aaj hee nayi chadar dali hai..."
.
"BC, power dikha raha tha wo warden.."Rajshri Pandey bola"sala hoshiyari chod raha tha apun ke samne, bol raha tha ki yadi hostel me rahna hai to raat ko sahi time pe aao ,warna mat aao.."
"phhir...? "
"phhir kya, mera munda satak gaya aur sale ko bahut mara aur bhag kar seedhe idhar aayela hoon ,aapke paas..."
"idhar kya ab mujhse ladne aaya hai,chal bhag yaha se..."ghoorte hue maine kaha
"kya Arman bhai...maine socha tha ki aaj raat aapke hostel me rukunga aur subah nikal lunga...."
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Pahle maine socha ki un sabko laat maar ke bhaga du,lekin phhir khayal aaya ki ,apne hee launde hai..ladayi jhagde me sath dete rahte hai,isliye inki madad karna to mera farz banta hai
"ek shart par main tum sabko yaha rukne ke liye kahunga...actually ek nahi do shart par...matlab ke teen shart par..."
"are aap huqum karo..aapke liye to jaan bhi hazir hai ,yaha tak ki mere jeb me padi rajshri ke 10 packet aapko de du...bas maang mat lena "
"na to mujhe teri rajshri chahiye aur na hee teri jaan....meri pahli shart ye hai tum me se koyi bhi bistar par nahi soyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek sath chillaye
"meri cigarette koyi nahi piyega..."
"Qabool hai..."wo sab ek baar phhir ek sath chillaye...
"aur koyi mutth nahi marega ,warna lund kat ke muh me de dunga..."
"are Aap tension nakko karo, mujhe aapki sab shart manzoor hai..."zameen se khada hokar Rajshri Pandey mere paas aaya aur mere kandhe par hath rakhkar apna seena thokte hue bola"dekho Arman bhai..main ek kisan ka beta hoon, isliye jameen me sone me mujhe koyi dikkat nahi hogi aur mere paas already cigarette ki do-do packet hai...ek aap bhi rakh lo..."bolte hue usne cigarette ki ek packet nikali aur mere jeb me daal di...
"thanks aur teesari shart yaad hai na..."
"bilkul yaad hai, aap fikra mat karo Arman bhai...hum logo ne itni daru chadha rakhi hai ki mutth marna to door ki baat hai,yadi is waqt deepika mam apna doodh mere hath me thama de to main use na daba paun..."uske baad Rajshri Pandey ne mere gaal ko chuma aur good night bolkar wahi zameen par apne dosto ke sath palat ho gaya....
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"sala gay..."mere gaal par jis jagah Rajshri Pandey ne kiss kiya tha use saaf karte hue maine kaha"ye launda bhi deepika pe fida hai....aur tabhi mere 1400 gm ke dimag me kuchh aaya...kuchh aisa jisase ,main deepika ka sara guroor todkar uski chut me daal sakta tha..."
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