Update-144
Arun ke us sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ki main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
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"tum dono chup rahoge be, main abhi padhayi kar raha hoon..."
Raat ko 7 baje jab padhne likhne ka mood hua to main book kholkar baith gaya aur abhi 7 se 8 baj chuke the...lekin abhi tak ek ghante me main sirf ek paragraph padh paya tha,jiska karan ye tha ki Arun aur Saurabh college ki apni behudi baate kar rahe the...Shuru me Arun use batane laga ki aaj lab me kya hua aur jab wo chup hua to Saurabh shuru ho gaya....un dono ki jab lab ki baate khatm hui to aaj khane me kya milega ispar dono bahas karne lage.....
"lawdo, bhago yaha se.."gusse se kitab band karte hue main uth khada hua...
"abey Arman, tu bhi kya abhi se kitab kholkar padhne baith gaya ,asli engineers to raat ko 12 baje ke baad padhayi karte hai aur waise bhi padhne likhne se kiska bhala hua hai...." thande lahje me Saurabh ne kaha ,jiska Arun ne bhi samarthan dete hue kaha"tu beta, kisi tantrik ke paas jakar jhad-phhook kara...tujhe pakka kisi kitabi keede ki nazar lag gayi hai...isiliye tu aajkal sarifo wali harkate karne laga hai..."
"soch le Arun...kyunki yadi aaj maine nahi padha to kal ki lab me tujhe kaun answer batayega aur kuchh ladke to ye bhi bol rahe the ki kal shayad HOD sir bhi mauzood honge waha lab me..."
"sach... "
"tujhe to pata hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi bolta "
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Arun apna sar khujate hue kuchh der tak kisi soch me dooba raha aur phhir wo bhi file pakad kar likhne baith gaya bole to ab main aur Arun ekdum shant the.
"maro salo...abhi to masti ke din hai...jab ye din nikal jayenge tab rote rahoge ki kash...kash wo ek din phhir se aa jaye,jab dobara se wahi third class ki life jeene ka maza liya ja sake..."tej tarrar tever me hum dono ko bolte hue Saurabh waha se bahar nikal gaya aur main aur Arun ek dusare ka muh takne lage....
"bhad me jaye..."bolte hue maine wapas se FM ki book kholi aur dusare paragraph se reading shuru ki....
"gand maraye ..."bolte hue Arun bhi file complete karne me busy ho gaya....
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main janta tha ki yadi Saurabh aur Arun me se kisi ek ko apni taraf karna ho to sabse pahle Arun par jaal fekna chahiye kyunki Arun thoda bhola kisam ka tha aur yadi use kisi chiz ke liye dara diya jaye to wo thoda-thoda darne bhi lagta tha...jaisa ki maine abhi kuchh der pahle hod ka dar uske dil me bitha diya,jiski vajah se wo is samay file complete kar raha tha. Actually mujhe pahle se hee maloom tha ki Saurabh aur Arun ,meri study me kaante ki tarah chubhenge isliye maine pahle se hee tay kar rakha tha ki Arun ko kisi tarah se manakar apne side me karna hai aur isiliye maine aaj FM ki lab me Arun ko apni copy thama diya tha...jisase wo baad me mera sath de. FM ki lab ke baad Arun ko thoda-thoda yakin ho chala tha ki class me ya phhir lab me ,usase jab bhi koyi sawal puchha jayega to main use us sawal ka jawab dekar uski insult hone se bacha lunga...lekin un sawalo ke jawab dene ke liye mujhe pelam-pel padhayi karni thi...jo ki main is waqt man lagakar kar raha tha.....
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"abey ye lawdi padha rahi hai ya rape kar rahi hai...sala 12 ghante full neend lekar aaya hoon,lekin isko dekhkar aisa feel ho raha hai ki yahi par so jaun...fala itni neend to mujhe tab bhi nahi aayi hogi jab bachpan me meri maa mujhe loriya sunakar sulati thi...."Vibha mam ki class me kahar dhate hue Arun ne kaha aur apna kahar jari rakhte hue wo bola"Arman ,ek kaam karte hai...main na iski aawaz ko record kar leta hoon aur raat ko jab neend nahi aayegi to headphone fansakar iska lecture sunenge...main gurantee deta hoon iski aawaz sunne ke baad solid neend aayegi..."
"chup kar gandu,wo tujhe hee dekh rahi hai..."
"isko mera lund chahiye isiliye sara period bhar mujhe line deti rahti hai ,kutiya,sali..."
"aisa mat bol be,thoda sa to respect de...teacher hai wo apun ki..."
"are lund mera...isase achchha to main padha lunga aur BC ye recess kyun nahi ho raha aaj"
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Arun ki khunnas dekhkar main samajh gaya ki use is samay samjhana bekar hai isliye main Arun se thoda khisak kar baith gaya,taki Vibha mam jab humari taraf nazar mare to use ye na lage ki Arun ke sath main bhi baat kar raha hoon....
"Arman tune Varun ke baare me suna kya..."jamhayi marte hue Arun meri taraf khiska"uspar NFT lag gaya hai ,NFT bole to..."
"Not for technical...i know, tune hee kal bataya tha...ab jaha se khiska hai wapas wahi pahuch ja..."Arun se thodi doori aur banate hue maine kaha....
Class khatm hone me ya phhir kahe ki recess hone me jab thoda samay baki tha to Vibha mam ne Arun ko khada kiya aur last question ka answer puchha....
"56.68 KN..."dheere se maine kaha aur phhir Arun ne yahi answer jor se kaha....jiske baad sare students ka muh fata ka fata rah gaya...khud Vibha mam kuchh der ke liye shocked ho gayi thi.....
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Aakhirkar wo waqt aa hee gaya,jab recess ki ghanti baji aur mere khas dost Arun ke jaan me jaan aayi...
"achchha hua,jo class chhut gayi,meri to bhookh ke mare gand hee fat gayi hai...chal kuchh charkar aate hai hostel se."
"bhookh to apun ko bhi lagi hai..chal"
Abhi hum dono hostel jane ke liye class se nikle hee the ki students ki bhari bheed dekhkar hum dono ruk gaye...us bheed me bahut se students ne kisi ko gher rakha tha aur apna name, apni branch ke sath chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the....
"tu ruk,main dekh kar aata hoon..."bolte hue Arun kuchh der ke liye us bheed me shamil ho gaya...
Arun jab wapas lauta to uska chehra ekdum khushi ke mare aise khila hua tha jaise ki college ki kisi ladki ne use apni chudai karne ka offer de diya ho
"kya hua be,itna kahe khush hai..."
"Launde log picnic plan bana rahe hai..."
"sale gays kahi ke..."
"abey laundiya bhi jayengi us picnic me...soch sala kitna maza aayega. Tu dekhna Arman 10-12 maal to main yun chutki bajakar pata lunga...."
"kya kaha tune ,ladkiya bhi jayengi "
"yes tu bole to abhich apna,tera,Saurabh aur Sulabh ka name entry karwa du kya..."
"haan...ja jaldi jake entry karwa..."Arun ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha...lekin phhir achanak mujhe mere third plan ki yaad aayi .
"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye
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Arun ke us sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ki main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
.
"tum dono chup rahoge be, main abhi padhayi kar raha hoon..."
Raat ko 7 baje jab padhne likhne ka mood hua to main book kholkar baith gaya aur abhi 7 se 8 baj chuke the...lekin abhi tak ek ghante me main sirf ek paragraph padh paya tha,jiska karan ye tha ki Arun aur Saurabh college ki apni behudi baate kar rahe the...Shuru me Arun use batane laga ki aaj lab me kya hua aur jab wo chup hua to Saurabh shuru ho gaya....un dono ki jab lab ki baate khatm hui to aaj khane me kya milega ispar dono bahas karne lage.....
"lawdo, bhago yaha se.."gusse se kitab band karte hue main uth khada hua...
"abey Arman, tu bhi kya abhi se kitab kholkar padhne baith gaya ,asli engineers to raat ko 12 baje ke baad padhayi karte hai aur waise bhi padhne likhne se kiska bhala hua hai...." thande lahje me Saurabh ne kaha ,jiska Arun ne bhi samarthan dete hue kaha"tu beta, kisi tantrik ke paas jakar jhad-phhook kara...tujhe pakka kisi kitabi keede ki nazar lag gayi hai...isiliye tu aajkal sarifo wali harkate karne laga hai..."
"soch le Arun...kyunki yadi aaj maine nahi padha to kal ki lab me tujhe kaun answer batayega aur kuchh ladke to ye bhi bol rahe the ki kal shayad HOD sir bhi mauzood honge waha lab me..."
"sach... "
"tujhe to pata hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi bolta "
.
Arun apna sar khujate hue kuchh der tak kisi soch me dooba raha aur phhir wo bhi file pakad kar likhne baith gaya bole to ab main aur Arun ekdum shant the.
"maro salo...abhi to masti ke din hai...jab ye din nikal jayenge tab rote rahoge ki kash...kash wo ek din phhir se aa jaye,jab dobara se wahi third class ki life jeene ka maza liya ja sake..."tej tarrar tever me hum dono ko bolte hue Saurabh waha se bahar nikal gaya aur main aur Arun ek dusare ka muh takne lage....
"bhad me jaye..."bolte hue maine wapas se FM ki book kholi aur dusare paragraph se reading shuru ki....
"gand maraye ..."bolte hue Arun bhi file complete karne me busy ho gaya....
.
main janta tha ki yadi Saurabh aur Arun me se kisi ek ko apni taraf karna ho to sabse pahle Arun par jaal fekna chahiye kyunki Arun thoda bhola kisam ka tha aur yadi use kisi chiz ke liye dara diya jaye to wo thoda-thoda darne bhi lagta tha...jaisa ki maine abhi kuchh der pahle hod ka dar uske dil me bitha diya,jiski vajah se wo is samay file complete kar raha tha. Actually mujhe pahle se hee maloom tha ki Saurabh aur Arun ,meri study me kaante ki tarah chubhenge isliye maine pahle se hee tay kar rakha tha ki Arun ko kisi tarah se manakar apne side me karna hai aur isiliye maine aaj FM ki lab me Arun ko apni copy thama diya tha...jisase wo baad me mera sath de. FM ki lab ke baad Arun ko thoda-thoda yakin ho chala tha ki class me ya phhir lab me ,usase jab bhi koyi sawal puchha jayega to main use us sawal ka jawab dekar uski insult hone se bacha lunga...lekin un sawalo ke jawab dene ke liye mujhe pelam-pel padhayi karni thi...jo ki main is waqt man lagakar kar raha tha.....
.
"abey ye lawdi padha rahi hai ya rape kar rahi hai...sala 12 ghante full neend lekar aaya hoon,lekin isko dekhkar aisa feel ho raha hai ki yahi par so jaun...fala itni neend to mujhe tab bhi nahi aayi hogi jab bachpan me meri maa mujhe loriya sunakar sulati thi...."Vibha mam ki class me kahar dhate hue Arun ne kaha aur apna kahar jari rakhte hue wo bola"Arman ,ek kaam karte hai...main na iski aawaz ko record kar leta hoon aur raat ko jab neend nahi aayegi to headphone fansakar iska lecture sunenge...main gurantee deta hoon iski aawaz sunne ke baad solid neend aayegi..."
"chup kar gandu,wo tujhe hee dekh rahi hai..."
"isko mera lund chahiye isiliye sara period bhar mujhe line deti rahti hai ,kutiya,sali..."
"aisa mat bol be,thoda sa to respect de...teacher hai wo apun ki..."
"are lund mera...isase achchha to main padha lunga aur BC ye recess kyun nahi ho raha aaj"
.
Arun ki khunnas dekhkar main samajh gaya ki use is samay samjhana bekar hai isliye main Arun se thoda khisak kar baith gaya,taki Vibha mam jab humari taraf nazar mare to use ye na lage ki Arun ke sath main bhi baat kar raha hoon....
"Arman tune Varun ke baare me suna kya..."jamhayi marte hue Arun meri taraf khiska"uspar NFT lag gaya hai ,NFT bole to..."
"Not for technical...i know, tune hee kal bataya tha...ab jaha se khiska hai wapas wahi pahuch ja..."Arun se thodi doori aur banate hue maine kaha....
Class khatm hone me ya phhir kahe ki recess hone me jab thoda samay baki tha to Vibha mam ne Arun ko khada kiya aur last question ka answer puchha....
"56.68 KN..."dheere se maine kaha aur phhir Arun ne yahi answer jor se kaha....jiske baad sare students ka muh fata ka fata rah gaya...khud Vibha mam kuchh der ke liye shocked ho gayi thi.....
.
Aakhirkar wo waqt aa hee gaya,jab recess ki ghanti baji aur mere khas dost Arun ke jaan me jaan aayi...
"achchha hua,jo class chhut gayi,meri to bhookh ke mare gand hee fat gayi hai...chal kuchh charkar aate hai hostel se."
"bhookh to apun ko bhi lagi hai..chal"
Abhi hum dono hostel jane ke liye class se nikle hee the ki students ki bhari bheed dekhkar hum dono ruk gaye...us bheed me bahut se students ne kisi ko gher rakha tha aur apna name, apni branch ke sath chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the....
"tu ruk,main dekh kar aata hoon..."bolte hue Arun kuchh der ke liye us bheed me shamil ho gaya...
Arun jab wapas lauta to uska chehra ekdum khushi ke mare aise khila hua tha jaise ki college ki kisi ladki ne use apni chudai karne ka offer de diya ho
"kya hua be,itna kahe khush hai..."
"Launde log picnic plan bana rahe hai..."
"sale gays kahi ke..."
"abey laundiya bhi jayengi us picnic me...soch sala kitna maza aayega. Tu dekhna Arman 10-12 maal to main yun chutki bajakar pata lunga...."
"kya kaha tune ,ladkiya bhi jayengi "
"yes tu bole to abhich apna,tera,Saurabh aur Sulabh ka name entry karwa du kya..."
"haan...ja jaldi jake entry karwa..."Arun ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha...lekin phhir achanak mujhe mere third plan ki yaad aayi .
"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye
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