Update-173
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"Varun ek kaam kar..."jab Car colony ke andar ghusi to maine Varun se kaha....
"bolo malik..."
"tu apna mobile mujhe de...kuchh important kaam hai..."
"ghanta important kaam hai...tu jaroor use call karne ke liye mujhse mobile maang raha hai..."
maine socha ki Varun mazak me ghanta-vanta kar raha hai ,isliye mobile lene ke liye maine apna hath uski taraf badhaya ,lekin Varun ne mujhe apna mobile dene ke bajay...mere hath ko door jhadak diya....
"chodu hai kya..."
"mujhe ek artical likh kar kuchh dino me submit karna hai, aur mujhe mere mobile ki jaroorat pad sakti hai..."
"main likh dunga...lekin abhi mujhe apna mobile de..."
"shakal dekhi hai, bada aaya artical likhne wala....beta waha MC, BC ,BKL,MKL nahi likhna hota,jisme tu mahir hai..."
"i can do everything in every field "
"samjha kar...nahi to mujhe mobile dene me kya problem hoti...."
"problem ye hai ki mera dil udas hai...jo tu nahi samajh raha...mobile de de warna yahi par shahid kar dunga...."
"sorry...."
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"yadi tu mujhe apna mobile dega to tujhe main ye bataunga ki deepika mam abhi kaha hai...aur waise bhi tu apna kaam aadhe ghante baad shuru karega to tujhpar koyi aasman nahi girega....."
R.Deepika ka sahara lete hue maine Varun se kaha,kyunki jab deepika ka topic chal raha tha to Varun deepika mam par kuchh jyada laar tapka raha tha....isliye maine socha ki shayad deepika ke baare me aage janne ki utsukta usase mera kaam kara de...sala main itna hoshiyar kaise hoon
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki R.Deepika is waqt kaha marwa rahi hai...aur waise bhi i love my profession more than Girls... "
"thik hai Profession Lover, phhir car yahi rok main Kuchh chahal kadmi karke aata hoon....lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki deepika ke bare me tujhe kabhi kuchh nahi maloom chalega.maine socha tha ki tu ye janne ke liye bekarar hoga ki college se buttkick karke nikali gayi deepika ke sath kya-kya hua...wo kis-kis se mili, usne kaise-kaise kaam kiye...even main tujhe uski bikni me photo tak dikha sakta hoon...khair jab tu interested hee nahi hai to koyi baat nahi,apna kya...kahi na kahi se jugad kar hee lunga.tu nahi to koyi aur sahi..."Car se nikalte waqt berukhi se maine kaha....
meri berukhi aur deepika mam ko dekhne ki Varun ki chah kaam kar gayi....main abhi thodi hee door aage aaya tha ki Varun ne car aage badha kar mere bagal me rok di...
"ab ja na lawde,apna artical pura kar...yaha kya marwane aaya hai..."Varun ko dhikkarte hue maine apna seena tana aur badbadate hue aage badha"jab mobile nahi tha tab bhi launde ,laundiyo se milne jate the...jab unhe koyi dar nahi tha to phhir mujhe kahe ka darr...dayi chod dunga Nisha ke baap ki yadi sala beech me aaya to..."
"oye ruk...."
"chus..."
"Arman ruk be..."
"man to nahi hai tera mobile lene ka lekin jab tu mujhse itni minnate kar hee raha hai to...la de mobile,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis mahan purush se pala pada tha..."
"maine kab kaha ki main tujhe mobile dene ke liye rok raha hoon...aur sale maine minnat kab ki tere samne...."Car se nikal kar Varun mujhe dhakka dete hue bola....
"beta,main aasman me udti hui chidiya ko dekhkar ye bata sakta hoon ki wo ab kis taraf mudegi...phhir tu chiz hee kya hai...aur yadi tujhe mujhe mobile nahi dena hota to ,mobile tere jeb me hota na ki tere hath me..."
Mere is word war se Varun ne apna mobile wala hath peechhe karte mujhse kaha ki usne mobile time dekhne ke liye nikala tha....
"ye le...iska matlab to yahi hua ki tu Newton ko gravity aur Einstein mahoday ko Relativity padha raha hai,wo bhi Commerce ka hokar....tere hath me bandhi ghadi kya kharab ho gayi hai jo tune time dekhne ke liye mobile nikalne ka kast kiya....ab seedhe se mobile mujhe de aur yaha se chalta ban...bore mat kar..."
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Iske baad Varun ki aur kuchh bolne ki himmat nahi hui, wo mere dwara apni is ghor bejjati par gussa to bahut tha...lekin wo ab jaan gaya tha ki aage kuchh bolne ka matlab ,khud ki aur bhi bejjati karana tha...isliye Varun apne sare gusse ko daru ki tarah pee gaya aur chup chap mobile mujhe dekar car ke andar gaya, car start ki aur slowly-slowly waha se jaane laga.....tabhich maine socha ki jab lapete me ise le hee liya hai to pura nanga kiya jaye...kyunki kya pata dobara aisa mauka kab aaye, isliye maine Varun ke andar ki aag bhadkane ke liye jor se chillaya....
"sun be, khana bana kar rakhna...warna is mahine ki pagar nahi dunga..."
mere in shabdo ne Varun ke tapte jism me ghee ka kaam kiya aur Varun turant jal utha...usne apni car roki aur bahar nikal kar daudte hue mere paas aaya....
"gand me bamboo dalkar ek lakh R.P.M. Ki speed se ghumaunga...."
"aisa kya...le phhir r.p.m. Ka full form bata ,beta engineer ke sath rahkar koyi engineer nahi ban jata...engineer banne ke liye char saal tak tapna padta hai,tab ye kabiliyat aati hai...tere jaisa commerce subject ka launda ye nahi samajh sakta"bolte hee main waha se bhag khada hua,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yadi ek pal aur main waha khada rahta to mera murder ho jata....
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Varun ke paas se khisakne ke baad main Nisha ke ghar se thodi door par aakar ruk gaya aur no. dial kiya.....
maine kayi baar koshish ki ,lekin Nisha thi ki phone uthane ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi,...
"iski to...phhir ise mobile dene ka fayda hee kya hua,jab time pe baat hee nahi honi hai to...."mobile se baat karte hue maine kaha aur call log me jakar Nisha ke number ke number par mobile ki hari batti daba di....lekin natija is baar bhi pahle wala hee raha...ghanti to ja rahi thi lekin meri ghanti(Nisha ) call recieve hee nahi kar rahi thi...iske baad maine 5-6 baar aur try mara aur jab koyi kamyabi nahi mili to kisi thake -hare hue insaan ki tarah Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekha...to mujhe Nisha ke ghar ke bahar do car khadi dikhayi di aur jaha tak main janta tha ,wo dono car mere sasural walo ki nahi thi...yani ki Nisha ke ghar me koyi bahari aadmi aaya hua tha aur Car dekhkar hee lag raha tha ki sala bahut rahis hoga.....
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ab jab ye clear ho gaya ki Nisha ke ghar me kayi bahari log hai to dimag ne ye bhi theory bana dali ki Nisha ,jaroor unhi logo ke samne hogi ,isiliye wo mera call recieve nahi kar rahi hai....lekin ab sawal ye paida hua ki Nisha ke ghar aaya kaun hai....
shuru me socha ki chalkar Nisha ke ghar ki rakhwali karne wale guard se baato hee baato me puchh liya jaye,lekin phhir jab dhang ka kuchh nahi sujha to maine apna irada taal diya....
"kahi sala David aur uski family to nahi aayi hai..."eka-ek mere 1400 gm ke bheje me ye khayal kaudha aur phhir ye khayal beet rahe har seconds ke sath prabal hota gaya...
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Nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada main ,yahi soch raha tha ki yadi sach me David aur uske pariwar wale hee andar honge to phhir mujhe jald se jald kuchh sochana padega...warna Nisha hath se nikal jayegi...
"haan bol dayan...kis par jadu tona kar rahi thi...jo mera phone nahi uthaya..."Nisha ne kuchh samay baad khud mujhe call kiya ,tab main uspar bhadakte hue bola"kaha hai..."
"bathroom me hoon...badi mushkil se call kar payi hoon..."
"bathroom me kya kar reli hai ,hmm"
"shut up..."
"chal thik hai,nahi batana to mat bata ,wo tera personal matter hai...lekin ye bata ki abhi kaun aaya hua hai tere ghar me..."
"tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere ghar me koyi aaya hua hai..."achanak chaukte hue usne apni aawaz tez karke puchha..
"bas aise hee andaza lagaya...kya sach me koyi aaya hai kya..."
"haan...David aaya hua hai aur lunch ke baad wo mujhe shopping ke liye le jane wala hai...."
"David....iski maa ka fill in the blanks...."phone rakhte hue maine aakhiri lafz Nisha se kahe"wishing you a happy married life..."
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Maine mobile gusse se jeb me ghusaya aur seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....mujhe gussa isliye aa raha tha kyunki jis khushi ke sath Nisha ne David ke uske ghar aane aur uske sath shopping par jane ki baat kahi thi...usase mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki ye wahi Nisha hai,jo kuchh din pahle David ka name lekar pareshan ho rahi thi....uski aawaz me jara sa bhi rukhapan nahi tha yani ki David ke aane se wo bahut jyada khush thi....aisa maine socha, lekin haqiqat kuchh aur ho sakti thi,yadi Nisha ne mere call disconnect karne ke baad mujhe return call kiya hota to lekin usne aisa nahi kiya....
Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....
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"Varun ek kaam kar..."jab Car colony ke andar ghusi to maine Varun se kaha....
"bolo malik..."
"tu apna mobile mujhe de...kuchh important kaam hai..."
"ghanta important kaam hai...tu jaroor use call karne ke liye mujhse mobile maang raha hai..."
maine socha ki Varun mazak me ghanta-vanta kar raha hai ,isliye mobile lene ke liye maine apna hath uski taraf badhaya ,lekin Varun ne mujhe apna mobile dene ke bajay...mere hath ko door jhadak diya....
"chodu hai kya..."
"mujhe ek artical likh kar kuchh dino me submit karna hai, aur mujhe mere mobile ki jaroorat pad sakti hai..."
"main likh dunga...lekin abhi mujhe apna mobile de..."
"shakal dekhi hai, bada aaya artical likhne wala....beta waha MC, BC ,BKL,MKL nahi likhna hota,jisme tu mahir hai..."
"i can do everything in every field "
"samjha kar...nahi to mujhe mobile dene me kya problem hoti...."
"problem ye hai ki mera dil udas hai...jo tu nahi samajh raha...mobile de de warna yahi par shahid kar dunga...."
"sorry...."
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"yadi tu mujhe apna mobile dega to tujhe main ye bataunga ki deepika mam abhi kaha hai...aur waise bhi tu apna kaam aadhe ghante baad shuru karega to tujhpar koyi aasman nahi girega....."
R.Deepika ka sahara lete hue maine Varun se kaha,kyunki jab deepika ka topic chal raha tha to Varun deepika mam par kuchh jyada laar tapka raha tha....isliye maine socha ki shayad deepika ke baare me aage janne ki utsukta usase mera kaam kara de...sala main itna hoshiyar kaise hoon
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ki R.Deepika is waqt kaha marwa rahi hai...aur waise bhi i love my profession more than Girls... "
"thik hai Profession Lover, phhir car yahi rok main Kuchh chahal kadmi karke aata hoon....lekin ek baat yaad rakhna ki deepika ke bare me tujhe kabhi kuchh nahi maloom chalega.maine socha tha ki tu ye janne ke liye bekarar hoga ki college se buttkick karke nikali gayi deepika ke sath kya-kya hua...wo kis-kis se mili, usne kaise-kaise kaam kiye...even main tujhe uski bikni me photo tak dikha sakta hoon...khair jab tu interested hee nahi hai to koyi baat nahi,apna kya...kahi na kahi se jugad kar hee lunga.tu nahi to koyi aur sahi..."Car se nikalte waqt berukhi se maine kaha....
meri berukhi aur deepika mam ko dekhne ki Varun ki chah kaam kar gayi....main abhi thodi hee door aage aaya tha ki Varun ne car aage badha kar mere bagal me rok di...
"ab ja na lawde,apna artical pura kar...yaha kya marwane aaya hai..."Varun ko dhikkarte hue maine apna seena tana aur badbadate hue aage badha"jab mobile nahi tha tab bhi launde ,laundiyo se milne jate the...jab unhe koyi dar nahi tha to phhir mujhe kahe ka darr...dayi chod dunga Nisha ke baap ki yadi sala beech me aaya to..."
"oye ruk...."
"chus..."
"Arman ruk be..."
"man to nahi hai tera mobile lene ka lekin jab tu mujhse itni minnate kar hee raha hai to...la de mobile,tu bhi kya yaad rakhega ki kis mahan purush se pala pada tha..."
"maine kab kaha ki main tujhe mobile dene ke liye rok raha hoon...aur sale maine minnat kab ki tere samne...."Car se nikal kar Varun mujhe dhakka dete hue bola....
"beta,main aasman me udti hui chidiya ko dekhkar ye bata sakta hoon ki wo ab kis taraf mudegi...phhir tu chiz hee kya hai...aur yadi tujhe mujhe mobile nahi dena hota to ,mobile tere jeb me hota na ki tere hath me..."
Mere is word war se Varun ne apna mobile wala hath peechhe karte mujhse kaha ki usne mobile time dekhne ke liye nikala tha....
"ye le...iska matlab to yahi hua ki tu Newton ko gravity aur Einstein mahoday ko Relativity padha raha hai,wo bhi Commerce ka hokar....tere hath me bandhi ghadi kya kharab ho gayi hai jo tune time dekhne ke liye mobile nikalne ka kast kiya....ab seedhe se mobile mujhe de aur yaha se chalta ban...bore mat kar..."
.
Iske baad Varun ki aur kuchh bolne ki himmat nahi hui, wo mere dwara apni is ghor bejjati par gussa to bahut tha...lekin wo ab jaan gaya tha ki aage kuchh bolne ka matlab ,khud ki aur bhi bejjati karana tha...isliye Varun apne sare gusse ko daru ki tarah pee gaya aur chup chap mobile mujhe dekar car ke andar gaya, car start ki aur slowly-slowly waha se jaane laga.....tabhich maine socha ki jab lapete me ise le hee liya hai to pura nanga kiya jaye...kyunki kya pata dobara aisa mauka kab aaye, isliye maine Varun ke andar ki aag bhadkane ke liye jor se chillaya....
"sun be, khana bana kar rakhna...warna is mahine ki pagar nahi dunga..."
mere in shabdo ne Varun ke tapte jism me ghee ka kaam kiya aur Varun turant jal utha...usne apni car roki aur bahar nikal kar daudte hue mere paas aaya....
"gand me bamboo dalkar ek lakh R.P.M. Ki speed se ghumaunga...."
"aisa kya...le phhir r.p.m. Ka full form bata ,beta engineer ke sath rahkar koyi engineer nahi ban jata...engineer banne ke liye char saal tak tapna padta hai,tab ye kabiliyat aati hai...tere jaisa commerce subject ka launda ye nahi samajh sakta"bolte hee main waha se bhag khada hua,kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki yadi ek pal aur main waha khada rahta to mera murder ho jata....
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Varun ke paas se khisakne ke baad main Nisha ke ghar se thodi door par aakar ruk gaya aur no. dial kiya.....
maine kayi baar koshish ki ,lekin Nisha thi ki phone uthane ka naam hee nahi le rahi thi,...
"iski to...phhir ise mobile dene ka fayda hee kya hua,jab time pe baat hee nahi honi hai to...."mobile se baat karte hue maine kaha aur call log me jakar Nisha ke number ke number par mobile ki hari batti daba di....lekin natija is baar bhi pahle wala hee raha...ghanti to ja rahi thi lekin meri ghanti(Nisha ) call recieve hee nahi kar rahi thi...iske baad maine 5-6 baar aur try mara aur jab koyi kamyabi nahi mili to kisi thake -hare hue insaan ki tarah Nisha ke ghar ki taraf dekha...to mujhe Nisha ke ghar ke bahar do car khadi dikhayi di aur jaha tak main janta tha ,wo dono car mere sasural walo ki nahi thi...yani ki Nisha ke ghar me koyi bahari aadmi aaya hua tha aur Car dekhkar hee lag raha tha ki sala bahut rahis hoga.....
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ab jab ye clear ho gaya ki Nisha ke ghar me kayi bahari log hai to dimag ne ye bhi theory bana dali ki Nisha ,jaroor unhi logo ke samne hogi ,isiliye wo mera call recieve nahi kar rahi hai....lekin ab sawal ye paida hua ki Nisha ke ghar aaya kaun hai....
shuru me socha ki chalkar Nisha ke ghar ki rakhwali karne wale guard se baato hee baato me puchh liya jaye,lekin phhir jab dhang ka kuchh nahi sujha to maine apna irada taal diya....
"kahi sala David aur uski family to nahi aayi hai..."eka-ek mere 1400 gm ke bheje me ye khayal kaudha aur phhir ye khayal beet rahe har seconds ke sath prabal hota gaya...
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Nisha ke ghar ke bahar khada main ,yahi soch raha tha ki yadi sach me David aur uske pariwar wale hee andar honge to phhir mujhe jald se jald kuchh sochana padega...warna Nisha hath se nikal jayegi...
"haan bol dayan...kis par jadu tona kar rahi thi...jo mera phone nahi uthaya..."Nisha ne kuchh samay baad khud mujhe call kiya ,tab main uspar bhadakte hue bola"kaha hai..."
"bathroom me hoon...badi mushkil se call kar payi hoon..."
"bathroom me kya kar reli hai ,hmm"
"shut up..."
"chal thik hai,nahi batana to mat bata ,wo tera personal matter hai...lekin ye bata ki abhi kaun aaya hua hai tere ghar me..."
"tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere ghar me koyi aaya hua hai..."achanak chaukte hue usne apni aawaz tez karke puchha..
"bas aise hee andaza lagaya...kya sach me koyi aaya hai kya..."
"haan...David aaya hua hai aur lunch ke baad wo mujhe shopping ke liye le jane wala hai...."
"David....iski maa ka fill in the blanks...."phone rakhte hue maine aakhiri lafz Nisha se kahe"wishing you a happy married life..."
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Maine mobile gusse se jeb me ghusaya aur seedhe apne room ki taraf badha....mujhe gussa isliye aa raha tha kyunki jis khushi ke sath Nisha ne David ke uske ghar aane aur uske sath shopping par jane ki baat kahi thi...usase mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki ye wahi Nisha hai,jo kuchh din pahle David ka name lekar pareshan ho rahi thi....uski aawaz me jara sa bhi rukhapan nahi tha yani ki David ke aane se wo bahut jyada khush thi....aisa maine socha, lekin haqiqat kuchh aur ho sakti thi,yadi Nisha ne mere call disconnect karne ke baad mujhe return call kiya hota to lekin usne aisa nahi kiya....
Main pure raste bhar Nisha ke return call ka wait karte hue apne room ki taraf badh raha tha aur apne room par bhi pahuch gaya,lekin abhi tak Nisha ne ek bhi return call nahi ki thi....
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