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gataank se aage.........Tabhi ramkumar ne mera haath pakda aur kaha ki “ye lo apne paise ham eek bhi paisa nahi chahiye ab to ham tumhre pati ko batayege pura kissa. Agar tum chahti ho ki ham kuch na bataye to batao us buddhe ne tumhari lit hi na us kamare me ?”
Marti kya na karti maine haan me gardan hila di. “dekha main na kahta tha ki mera andaza sahi hai.” sanjay ne ramkumar ki taraf dekhte huve kaha.
“kitna bada tha us budhhe ka?” ramkumar ne pucha.
Main to hairan hi rah gayi un nayi umar ke ladko ke seedhe seedhe is tarah se mere se sawaal karne ke andaaj ko dekh kar. magar maine anjaan banane ka naatak kiya, “kya?”
“land kitna bada tha budhhe ka?” ramkumar ne saaf saaf puch liya.
“dekho apne 2000 pakdo main ja rahi hun.” maine kaha.
“jaao phir. 2000 bhi rakh lo. Itne me baat nahi banegi. Sirf baat hi to kar rahe hain hum log aur to kuch nahi. Koyi aur hota to teri chut liye bina nahi maanta. saraafat ka jamaana hi nahi hai.” sanjay ne gusse me kaha.
Baat ko bigadta dekh maine baat ko sambhalne ki koshis ki aur un dono se boli “kya tumhe ye sab jaanana jaroori hai ?”
“haan jaroori hai. dekhein to sahi ki kya baat thi us badsurat se tharki buddhe me ki tumne use apni chut de di aur apne pati ko dhoka de diya.” Sanjay ne apne chehre par gambheerta bhare bhaav late hue kaha.
Marti kya na karti maine un dono se apni jaan jald se jald chhudane ke liye bolna shuru kiya “sab anjaane me ho gaya. main manish ko dhoka nahi dena chaahti thi.” maine unhe puri baat batayi ki kaise pesaab karne ke kaaran main vaha phans gayi thi.
“jo bhi hai. kya usne jabardasti ki thi tere saath vaha.” Ramkumar ne meri puri baat sunne ke baad kaha.
“nahi.” Pata nahi kyu mere munh se apne aap hi nikal gaya.
“to phir kuch to khaas baat hogi usme jo tere pati me nahi hai. kya uska land tere pati se bada tha.” Is baar sanjay ne jo mujhse door khada hua tha mere thoda najdeek aate hue pucha.
Main ajeeb musibat main fans gayi thi samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki kya jawaab du aur kya nahi par un dono se apni jaan chudwani thi aur uska sabse badhiya tareeka yahi tha….maine gahri saans li aur boli, “haan.”
“oh ho to tu bade lud ke jhanse me aa gayi. vaise kitna bada tha uska.” Is baar sanjay ne apne chehre par jo gambheerta ke bhaav the unhe hata kar ghinoni si hansi haste hue kaha.
Wo dono mujhse jis tarah se baat kar rahe the aaj tak kisi ne mujhse is tarah se baat nahi ki thi. “main koyi pheeta lekar nahi baithi thi vaha, samjhe.” Maine unki baat sun kar dono par chhillate hue kaha.
Meri baat sun kar ramkumar ne apni zip khol di aur apne ling ko baahar nikaalne laga. Uski is harkat ko dekh kar main buri tarah se hadbada gayi.
“ye….. ye…. ye kya kar rahe ho. ruko varna main chali jaaungi.” Maine jor se ramkumar par chillate hue kaha.
“ise dekh kar bata ki kitna bada tha uska. Hame andaza ho jaayega.” Ramkumar ne apne ling ko zip khol kar bahar nikal kar hilaate huve kaha.
Wo meri aankho ke bilkul saamne khada tha aur main sofe par baithi thi. uske saath hi sanjay khada tha. sanjay ne bhi apna ling baahar nikaal liya. meri to aankhe hi phati ki phati rah gayi. mujhe viswaas hi nahi ho raha tha ki in school going ladko ke ling itne bhimkaay honge. Dono ke ling kisi bhi tarah se mukesh ke ling se kam nazar nahi aa rahe the. Dono ke hi ling ek dam kaale kaale aur mote mote the. Aur dono ke hi ling jawani ke pure josh me mere saamne kisi top ki tarah tane khade the. Main baari baari se dono ko dekh rahi thi aur unhe compare kar rahi thi. sanjay ke ling ka muh kuch jyada mota tha ramkumar ke ling ke mukable me. Ramkumar ki balls sanjay ke balls se badi thi aur dono ki balls par ghane baal the. Dono ke ling ke muh precum ke kaaran chikne ho gaye the. Aisa lag raha tha ki dono meri taraf dekh kar laar tapka rahe hon. Mujhe khud nahi samjh me aa raha tha ki main aisa kyu kar rahi hu.
Mujhe is tarah se apne ling ki taraf dekhte hue paa kar ram kumar bola “dekh sanjay kaise dekh rahi hai hamare land ko ye.” Aur kehne ke saath hi Ramkumar apne daant dikha kar hansne lag gaya.
Ramkumar ki baat sun kar maine turant apni najare waha se hata kar neeche jameen ki taraf kar lit hi. Apni is harkat par mujhe khud hi bohot guilty feel ho rahi thi ki main aisa kaise kar sakti hu. “dekh na tere liye hi to nikale hain. Ab to bata de ki ktna bada tha us aadmi ka.” Mujhe najre hata kar jameen ki taraf dekhte hue paa kar sanjay jor se hanste hue bola.
Un dono ke saath baat karke pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya tha ye un dono ke baat karne ka asar tha ya un dono ke bheemkaye ling ko dekhne ka jo baat main kabhi bol nahi sakti thi wo baate mere munh se khud ba khud nikalti ja rahi thi. “tum dono ke jitna hi tha.” maine dheere se kaha.
“phir to tujhe ham dono ko bhi deni chaahiye.” Sanjay ne ramkumar ki taraf muskurate huve kaha.