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ABB AGGE

Mai waha sai bhaga jidhar black bird ko mara tha mai bhag raha tha aur mera

sharir chhota hota jaa raha tha dhirre dhiree abb mai bus 10-12 feet kaa rah

gaya

Mai todhi hi der ke andar jangal mai thaa

Mere saamnai black bird pada tha

Black bird[ BB ] -aaahhh kon hai chutiyaa saaale nai mar hi dala

Mai -ggaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

BB- abe tuh phir gaya aur yeh pahad chuaa kaise ban gaya

Mai gurata hua uss par khuda

Ussnai ek fire ball mara par mujhpar usska koi ashar nahi hua

Mai ussja gala pakada aut usska aadha mass faad kar fhek diyaa

BB-... aaaaa.....ahhhhhh ....aaaaahhhhhhhaa....a.a..a.ahhhhh

Maine usske pakho ko pakada aur chir diya aur usski kamar sai bone marrow tod

di

Usski dard ki bhayank awwaj purre area mai gunj gayi tabhi uper sai koi roshani

dhhiki

Woh niiche jaise hi aayi ek blast hua mere haath sai BB chuut gaya

Aur woh dur jaa kar gira

Uss roshani mai sai ek bhankar chiz niakali jisske aakhe laal thi aur haath mai

talawar

saayd yeh essi ka nirman hua humari shaktiyoo sai par abb mujhe dar jaisa kuch

mahsusus nahi hoo raha tha

Ussnai mere uper talwaar feeki woh mere upar padi aur tut gayii

Woh chikahata hua mere upaar khuda mai bhi kudaa

Udhar black bird karaha raha tha usske ghaav Bhar hii nahi rahe the

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Edar

Ussnai ek gussa mujhe mara mai dur jaaa kar gira

Mai phir utha aur daaahada aur usski taraf bhaga aur haath aage kar diya

Yeh kaya mera haath usske aar paar ho aur usska dil mere haath mai thaa maine

usska dil fod diya haath sai

Mai apna haath nikala aaj tak etna tezz kabhi nahi hua khuch bhi mere saath mai

light sai 4 guna tezz dauda aisa laga

Usski body raakh ki tarah udd gayi

Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki etni assani sai mar dunga

Aab ess black bird ko aur maar duu aaree heh kaha bhaag gaya

Woh waha par nahi tha

Mere sarir abb fir akadani laga aur mai behosh hokar gir gaya

...,.............................

5-6 ghante baad

Meri aakhe khuli toh dhekha ki saamne maa bethi hui hai aur pass mai neha aur

payal didi

Mai uthane laga

Neha - aarre bhai lete rahoo bus

Mai- aaarre nahi mai thik hu par mai yaha kaise

Maa- neha nai bataya ki tuh road par behosh pada tha accha hua yeh walk par gayi

aur tuh mil gaya

Mai (man mai)-chaloo neha nai sambhal liyaa sab

Mai- haa maa woh ek car sai taakar lagyi thi

Maa- enn aaj kal logo koo naa

Mai- aare jaane do maa mai thik huu naa bus

Maa nai mera gaal sahalaya - haa mera beta thik hai bus yahi hai

Nicche bell baji

Pari nai gate khola

Parsal boy - yaha richa hai koi

Pari- haa meri bhabhi hai boleye

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Parsal boyvnai ek parsal usse di

Mousi - kon hai beta

Pari- mousi parsal aaya hai

Mousi - kiski hai

Pari- riccha ji ki hai

Mousi - accha jaa de de

Pari parsal lekar gayi riccha ke room mai gayi

Richa - aaree pari yaha kaise

Pari - appki parsal aayi

Richa - kaya meri dhikha jara

Ussnai parsal khola aur ek chiti nikali ussknai aur khuch dhekhnai sai phele hi

usse padaha start kiya

Richa nai chiti kholi aur padhi

Agar tumhe dev chaiye .....

Pari - kaya hai bhabhi

Richa - ku...ch nahi jaa nicche kam hoga mai aati huu

Pari chali gayi aur richa phir padnai lagi

Chiti

Agar tumhe dev hamesha ke liye apna banaana hai toh ess parasal mai mer shktiyoo

aur mere dil sai bana ek khanjar hai agar tum usse dev ko maar doogi toh woh

tumhara hoo gayega hamesha ke liye aur koi nahi hoga usske aur tumahare bich

Tum soch rahi ho mera kaya fayada toh maine apna dil nikal kar yeh banaya hai

toh mai toh mar hi gaya huu par agar tum usse ek kahnzar maar dogi toh mai bhi

jindaa hoo jaunga air tumhe dev mil jayega woh bhi keval tumhe hi payaar karega

par uss sai phele parsal mai ek bottle mai ek khadha hai usse pi lena taaki

tumhe sab yaad rahe

Aaaage sab tum par hai ki tumhe yeh etni saari ladkyoo kaa pati dev caahiye yaa

akela dev

-BLACK BIRD

richa puri pasene mai hoo gayi thi

Edhar mai ess sab sai anjann socha raha tha -haar jab mai usske pankh faad diye

toh toh waha sa gaya kaha mai agar bhehosb. Naa hua hota toh saayd khuch pata

chalata

Maa-dev nicche aa kahana kaah leee

Mai- aaya maa

Mai- aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss

arav ko aur bacha luuuh



Mai- aaj pet bhar ke kahunga saari musibat ek bhediyaa bankar kahatam abb buss

arav ko aur bacha luuuh
 
ABB AAGE

Mai akar nicche beth gaya

Mousi- kaya baat hai bada muskura raha hai bhau nai khushkhabri de di kaya

Mai- kaya mousi aap bhi naa abb khush naa rahu kaya

Payal- kyu ched rahi hoo maa le tuh yeh kaah tere liye special banaya hai

Mai- ohh halwa par kaya fayada mitha nahi lagega

Payal- arre nahi sugar daali hai

Mai- par appke hatho jitani mitti nahi hogi woh

Payal- aare arre mere haatho sai kahana hai

Mai- haa aur agar meri payari bhen bhi khila de toh aur mittha ho jaaye

Neha joh abhi tak face jhukaa kar bethi thi meri taraf dhekha

Mai usske aur woh mujhe dhekh rahi thi payal didi samjh gayi aaj koi baat hai

enn dono mai

Payal- aare neha uth dhekh aisa bhai nahi milega kisi ek mera bhai hai pata nahi

kaha raheta hai kaahe kaa chod baat bhi nahi karata

Mousi- mere bete ko mat bol khuch

Mai- neha tuh khila de yeh ladanai lagi abb

Neha etni jaldi uth kar mere pass aayi ki sab hariran hoo gaye

Neha - bhai sab chir bhari hui hai

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Mai - accha chal humm nicche beth jaate hai

Mai utar kar side ke diwal sai tek laga kar beth gaya

Mai- aare abb khilagi bhi mujbe duty par jana hai

Sab ek saath kuch ko chhod kar.- duty.???????

Mai- oohh sorry maine. Bataya nahi mai yaha ka naya dgp huu

Payal- uuuhhhh ahhhuhhhhh

Maine uth kar unnhe panni pilaya - kaya karti hoo didi

Payal- dgp yah ka tuh

Mai- kaya hua essmai

Maine sabki tarf dhekha

Mai - ohh aap sab aase kyu dhekh rahe ho aur tuh khila rahi hai yaa mai kaah loo

khud

Neha - nahi bhaiya betho aap

Mai beth gaya niche aur neha mujhe khilane lagi

Dad - yeh kab kaya karate hai pata nahi chalata hai

Madan (mousa)- haa waise ek baat batoo yeh sab yeh kar kaise raha hai kabhi

agent kabhu dgp

Dad- kahata hai time aane par sab bata dunga

Madan- kahi aisa naa hoo time nikal jaaye haathoo saai

Mamata(mousi)- aap aisa kyu bol rahe ho dhekho kitane payaar sai kahaa rha hai

yeh kbhi galat nahi karega

Maa - baccho tum kaah loo humm aate hai

Saloni- thik hai maa par hua kaya

Maa - kuch shaadi ka discuss karna hai

Maa mousa , mousi ,dad sab ek room mai chale gaye mujhe toda aajeeb laga

Par maine jada dayaan nahi diya kyuki

Neha bhaut khush hokar khila rahi thi usski aakho mai todhe sai aashu the

Mai- aare pagali kaya hua roo mat

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Neha - bhai kal ke liye mujhe maaf kar doo aur yeh asshu kushu ke hai

Maine usske asshu poçhe

-dhekh gussa toh mai abb bhi hu par aase chupan nahi caahiye tha

Neha mere muh mai halwa dalate hue - aab nahi chupaungi par aap sai dar gaye hai

saab sardar ko haad sai jada bhukahar chad gaya hai

Pari- kisi bhukar chad gaya hai

Mai - chup chaap khaana kaah le dusaro ki bato par jada dyaan dene ki jagah pad

liyaa kar

Pari - par bhaiya maine toh bus pucha hai

Mai- toh sunn le nahi batana kuch tujhe bus baate karawa loo ennsai

Saloni- oye mr jada uudo mat bechari ko rula diya

Mai- kyu kaya galat kaha jab sai aaya hu bus ghuana kahana dekh raha hu

Saloni- sab teri hi vajah sai hai

Shikha - aare kaya bak rahi hai

Mai(man mai)- bhai nikal jaldi warana lagi teri

Mai- aacha mai chalat huu

Saloni- maine kaha ruk jaa phele ess sai maafi mang

Pari roote hue - huuuuahhhuuhhuu jaane do didi

Saloni- dev tuune teka le rakaha har kisi ko choot pahuchane kaa

Pata nahi kyu par saala gussa bahut aa raha tha unnki baato par

Mai aage jaane laga

Saloni- abb etna bada hoo gaya ki mera jawab diye binaa jaa raha hai

Mai khijate hue - kaya pagaloo jaise baate kar rahi hoo kaam karoo apna dusro ki

zindagi mai jada dahakal mat doo

Saloni chilaate hue - de......evv

Mai- kaya dev bhen ho wahi ban kar rahoo gusaa mujhe bhi aata hai

Neha - bhaiyaa saant saant

Mai- chup kar saant ki baachi aur tum jada maharnai mat bana karoo samajhi

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Shikha - dev yeh koi tarika apni badi bhen sai baat karnai kaa

Mujhe eeki baatoo sai erritation hoo rahi thi mai bhar jaane laga

Tabhi picche sai aayi aur saloni didi nai mujhe guhmaya

Aur japad maranai hi waali thi ki maine haath pakad liya

Saloni- teri etnai himmat

Maine unnhe picche hata diya

Tabhi gate khula aur sab bhar aaye

Maa-kaisa hangama hoo raha hai

Pari- maa bhai nai didi ko dhaka diya

Maa-dev yeh mai kaya sunn rahi huu

Mai- sahi sunn rahi hoo enn sab nai mera dimag kaharab kar rakaha hai

Neha - aap sab room mai jaao abhi

Maa- chup kar yaha yeh sab ho raha hai aur tuh room mai bhej rahi hai

Neha - maa baat mano jaoo

Tabhi saloni didi nai ek tapaad rakh diya

Par achank jo hua mere bhi samajh sai bhar tha maine bhi ek taapad maar diya

Dad - dev tera dimag kahrab hoo gaya hai

Shikha didi nai unnhe uthaya

Madan- beta tuh beth gusse mai lag raha hai beth jaa saanti sai pata nahi kaya

kar diyaa enn ladkiyoo nai

Mai- shai kaha mousa ji aapnai enn ladkiyoo nai mera dimag kharab kar diya hai

kaha hai woh saari saala ek aadami kaa majak bana rakaha hai tum mere tum mere

hoo

Mamat- kon

Mai-aree wahi saari meri biwiyaa

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Madan - kaya biwiyaa

Neha mere pass aayi aur mujhe pakad kar le jaane lagi

Neha ke pakadte hi mera gussa jasse gayab hoo gaya mujhe usski shairi ki khusbhu

sai jaise khichav saa mahsus hoo raha tha mai usske picche aram sai jaane laga

Ki tabhi maa nai mera haath pakad kar mujhe rok liya

Neha kaa haath chut gaya

Maine picche dhekha maa ekdum sai picche haath gayi

Payal- what the hell is this

Sab mujhe ghur rahe the

Maine apne shir par haath raka

Yeh kaya mere chaire par baal aa rahe ohh shit phir sai nahi

Pari- .ma.aaa yeh bhai koo kaya hoo raha hai

Neha- khadi mat raho bhaag jaaoo yaha sai abhi yeh naye naye werwolf hai apna

gussa control nahi kar paa rahe hai

Saloni-w..eeerewolf dev tujhe kaise pata

Shikha- yeh sawaloo ka whakt nahi hai aap log kaade kyu hoo yha sai jaoo

Tabhi manav bhai ke saath c chacha/chachi ,bchacha /chachi ,teeno bua kiran

/rani /deepa andar aate hue

Manav - woh maa jara bhar aaaahhhh yehhh kaya hai

Saab ek saath chilla pade

Chachiya aur bua toh chilane lagi ladkiyoo ki tarah -eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

Mai haath aage kiya saloni didi taraf woh picche hat gayi

Saloni- chuna mat mujh piche haatoo

Mai todha aage bhadha

Saloni- nahi nahi picche haatoo

Neha - didi asse mat bolo woh abhi normal hoo sakaete hai

Maine haath nicche kiya

Neha mere pass aakar mera face pakad liya - bhaiya aacha socho aacha socho sab

thik hoga

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Mai- haa mai aacha insaan hu mai kaabu kar lunga

Neha - haa bhaiya aram sai labmi saass

Mai ek lambi saas li

Saab bus hum dono ko dhekh rahe the manno jam jaye hoo

Tabhi saari dev ki deviyaa utarnai lagi sidhiyoo sai

Masoom - aare ekdum mast thi yaar woh chuttudiyaa aahhhhh

(Woh janu sai takarayi) kaya hua janu ruk kyu jayi

Janu nai saamnai ungli kar kar

Di

Saari ki saari bhi maano jamm jayi par chillayi nahi koi

Devika bhaag kar mere pass aayi - yeh kay hoo raha hai aapkoo

Mai- mujhe yaha sai le chaloo kahi mai kuch kar naa doo mai mere pair kaam nahi

kar rahe hai

Devika mere kaan mai- par yah sab hai kaise

(Mai bhi nahi cahataa ki aur kuch ghar waloo ko pata chale )

Mai - aaahhh neha mera haath

Neha - app hato yaha sai

Mere sahrir ki akadan bhadanai lagi

Mai girane wala tha ki neha nai pakad liya

Neha - app yaha rahe toh kisi ko nuksan pahucha doge

Neha nai mujhe khandhe par laad diya aur room mai lejar gate band kar diya

Bhar sab log phele toh mujhe dhekh kar hairan the par neha nak joo kiya woh aur

bhi jada shoking tha

Manv - yeh kaya tha

Mousi- humme nahi pata

Maa room ki taraf jaane lagi

Shikha - nahi badi mummi aisa mat karna woh sambhal legi usse

Maa- kaise sambhal legi kahi woh darinda meri beti ko kuch naa kar de

Devika- kaisi baate kar rahi hoo woh aapka beta

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Maa- par abhi hoh dhekha woh kaya tha mere phool jaisi bacchi ko kuch hoo naa

jaaye

Devika- aapko hamesha enn sabki padi rahti hai jabki ess whakt dard mai woh

hai

Maa- eeeye ladki jaban sambhal apni tum humari bhau ki dost hu ess liye kuch

nahi kah hu humare ghar ke mamalo sai dur rhao

Shikha- app ladoo mat yaha vaise hi badi pareshni hai aur neha koo kuch nahi

hoga

Kiran- agar woh darinda ban gaya toh

Shikha- bus bhaut hoo gaya woh darinda hai toh usse ssath jo hai woh bhi darinde

sai kam nahi hai

Maa - tuh bhi ess bhar waali ka saath mat de

Shikha - yeh koi baharwaali nahi hai yeh pariyoo ki rani aur dev ki wife hai

Sab - kaya ...............

Shikha- haa aur neha ko kuch nahi hoga

Maa- kyu

Shikha -kyuki woh bhi werwolf hai

Maa girr kar behosh hoo gayi

Dad - savitri

Pari /saloni- maa

Baaki sab ki awaaj abhi bhi band thii dar ke mare

Inside room

Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi

Mera shair toda normal hua

Mai- neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya huu tum logo ke

liye

Neha- nahi bhaiyaa mai huu naa

Mai- par abhi bhi mai khudh koo rok nahi paa raha huu

Neha - rukiye saad ess sai kuch hoo jaye warna aap phir sai uss bade werwolf mai

badal jaayenge

Mai- haa karoo

Ussnai mere gaale par kaata aur apne daat bhar nikal liye

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Mera khoon bhene laga aur mera gussa bhi thandha honne laga

Mai karib 1 ghata aisse hi leta rha aur neha mere pass bethi bethi soo gayi

Maine usse hilaya - neha utho neha utho

Neha - huuu haa bhaiya kaya hua aap thik toh hoo naa

Mai- haa par hua kaya tha

Neha - appko gussa aaya aur app badalani lage aur appnai sab bata diya sabke

baare mai

Mai- kaya sabke baare janu devika sabke

Neha - haa uss samaye saayad koi kuch nahi bola par aabb saayad

Mai- par mujhe kuch yaad kyu nahi hai

Pari- bhai aisa hota hai jab mai bhediyaa bani toh kabhi yaad rahata hai kabhi

nahi

Mai- bahar sabke saamane hua

Neha- haa bhaiya sab the

Mai- thanks tunne mujhe baccha liya ess ghar toh todane sai phele

Neha-par aapko dyaan rakahana hog binaa baat ke guss nahi karna hoga

Mai- thik

Mera phone ring hua

Mai - neha jara phone uthana

Neha - nahi maine hi waha rakha app kahi nahi jaaoge

Mai- utha naa maan jaa jaruri hoga

Neha nai phone uthaya -kisi mohan sir ka hai

Mai- laa de

Neha -nahi aapki tabiyaat kaharab hai yeh aapko bula lenge

Mai- de jauri hota hai tabhi karte hai

Akhir ussnai phone diya

Mai- haa sir

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Mohan - kaha hoo tum tumsai mujhe yeh umid nahi thi phele hi din etna late

Mai- sir koi kaam naa ho rahene de

Mohan-yaha arav ki location mil gayi aur tum kah rahe hoo kaam nahi hai

Mai- kaha hai woh

Mohan - rajesthan mai hai

Mai- waha kaya kar raha hai

Mohan - tum etna ajjeb tarike sai kyu behave kar rahe ho tabiyaat thik hai naa

Mai- haa sir aata huu 1 ghante bye

Maine phone cut kar diyaa

Neha - bhaiyaa pet mai dard hai kaya

Mai- haa bhaut jada aur hadiyoo mai bhi

Neha - jab bhi mai bhediye mai badalti hu tab hota hai aapnai bhut control kiya

hai

Mai- par mujhe teri kusbhu acchi kyu lag rahi hai

Neha - woh ....ma...aaiii

Mai- bol naa

Neha - nahi sharam aa rahi hai

Mai- ab bata bhi de mai sach toh janu

Neha- wwo..hh bhai mai female bhediya hu toh aapko mere pheromone attract kar

rahe hai

Mai- aacha yeh dard kitnai der mai thik hoga meri shktiya bhi ess par kaam nahi

kar rahi

Neha - bhai bus addha ghanta aur lagega

Mai- bhar kya hoo raha hai

Neha -pata nahi bhar nahi gayi abhi tak par unnke sawalo ko kaise face karungi

Mai- maine aur kuch nahi kiya naa

Neha - apnnai saloni didi ko slap mara

Mai- hey bhgwan yeh kaya kiya abb hum dono ko sawaalo ki pratice karti hogi

Neha - app toh bach jaaoge kyuki app bina jaaye mannoge nahi

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Mai- gudiya har chiz jaruri hoti hai dosti aur farz kabhi bhi bula skati hai

Neha - par bhaiya farz bus dosti ka nahi appnai family aur apne caahane waalo

bhi dena padata hai

Mai- kahana assan hai par meri zindagi assan nahi hai

Neha - bhaiyaa mai aapko jaanti huu aap ek kaam ko chhod kar dusra kaam karte

aur usse adhura chhod kar tisra essi liye etnna uljahan mai rahete hoo

Kitni saralata sai ussnai yeh bola joh saayad saach tha pheel maine raw ke

gaadar ka mamala chhoda fir apne chacha ke ladko ka phir arav kaa

Mai- gudiya aaj sai mai vada karta hu ki aaj ke baad jis mai haath daal diya

usse usske anjam tak bina pahuchaye nahi choodunga

Neha- yeh hui naa mere strong bhaiya waali baat

Mai uth kar bathroom mai gaya aur shower ke niche kapadoo mai nahaane laga karib

15min baad mujhe rahat milli aur maine kudh ko saaf kiya aur bhar nikala

Mai- jara kapde nikal kar laa mere room sai

Ussnai jaise hi gate khola sab usski taraf dhekhane lage maa ko bhi hosh aa

chuka tha woh bhaagati hui usse pass aayi

Maa- beta tuh thik toh hai kuch hua toh nahi

Neha - nahi maa mujhe kuch nahi huaa bhaiyaa ke pet mai dard hai

Maa nai mujhe dhekha aur mere pass bhagti hyi aayi aur mujje gaale laaga

Maa- mere baache mere laal kya hua hai tujhe

Mai- maa kaya huaa apko

Hua

Maa-mera beta taklif mai hai aur puchata hai kaya hua

Mai- maa mai toh samajha aapko mere chinta hi nahi

Maa - beta maaf kar de mai kud ko change kar liya tere jaane ke baad tabhi jab

tuh aaya toh mera alag roop dhekha

Mai- maa aap pheli jaise hi raha karo yeh dhikhawa mat kiyaa karoo strong

bananai ka

Maa- par kaya karu akhir mai maa huu kab tak rok paau khud koo

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Mai- maa mai janata huu kayi galatiyaa ki hai maine par maa maine jaan bhuj kar

kuch nahi kiya sab jindagi nai apne app kiya

Maa- beta mai mantai hu par kuch galtiya hum bhi karte hai

Mai -maa maine kosis ki par masoom ki sucide nai mera dil dahala diya maa kaise

kisi ki mout ki vazah ban jau

Phoe ring

Mai- haa sir

Mohan- tum aisa karo sidha rajesthan nikaloo

Mai- thik hai mai pahuch jaunga

Phone cut

Maa- beta mera koi swarth nahi hai mai bus teri zindagi karab nahi hone de

sakti

Mai- maa maine bachpan sai app sabke baad bus komal sai payaar kiya par meri

zindagi ko sayad yeh manjur nahi tha

Aur mujhe nayi zindagi mili aur ek nayi pahachan aur ussi pachan mai masoom janu

sona samil hai

Maa - beta mai maan bhi jaau toh esa duniya ko kaya jawab dega tuh log hum...

Mai- nahi maa aaj kal ke logo ko kaya padi hai kisi dusre ki sab apne mai mast

hai

Maa- beta kaya jawab dungi mai apne pariwar mai sabko

Mai- maa mai abb yaha nahi rahana cahata hu

Maa-beta mujhe kyu jeete ji maar raha hai meri galti ki etni badi saja mat de

Mai- saayad yeh saja maine khud chunni hai mai aap sabke liye kahatara ban gaya

huu kahi galti mai maine kuch kar diya toh

Neha- mai huu naa sambhal lungi

Maa- neha yaha aa meri bacchi darwaja band kar de

Neha humre pass aayi

Neha - haa maa

Maa- beta samjha esse tuh bhi toh esski tarah bhediya hai naa

Mai- nahi maa nahi aisa nahi hai

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Maa- mujhe shikha nai sab bata diya hai essmai tumdono ki koi galti nahi par

beta tuh assi baate naa kar

Mai- nahi maa mai sabke dil ke baare mai soch soch kar apane dil ko pathar bana

chuka hu

Ab mera sharir ek vahsiye khonni darinda naa ban jaaye

Uss sai phele mujhe jana hoga

Maa aur neha oone lagi tezz sai

Neha - bhaiya mai huu naa aako sambhal lungi

Mai- nahi mai apne swaarth ke liye teri zindagi barabaad nahi karunga

Maa- beta tujhe joh man mai aaye kar komal sai janu sai jis sai marzi aaye

shaadi kar par ab dubara mat chhod kar

Mai- abb nahi maa abb ek aur zindagi kaharav nahi kar sakata hu usse abb enn sab

mai nahi launga

Maa- beta mai tere .....

Mai- aare maa haato kaya kar rahi hoo etna bada paapi mat bannoo mujje

Maa- eta mujhe caahe toh mar le par essa mat kar teri bhene tere bina lassh

jaisi hoo jaati hai maine apni family ko tutani sai baachane ke liye khudh ko

bada beta mai galat nahi huu

Heta yeh sab mar jaayengi teri bina

Mai- maa app samjh kyu nahi rahi ho mai nahi ban sakata hu khatra app logo ke

liye

Neha - bhaiya mai aapke liye jaan de dungi

Mai- aree pagali mai tuh kush dhekna cahata tuh jaha bhi jaaye kush rahe aage

teri bhi apni family hogi agar maine kuch galat kiya aur duniya ke saamnai mera

saacha samnai aa gaya toh kaya kahegi apne baacho sai ki tera bhai ek khoon

pinne wala darinda hai

Neha- bhaiya agar yeh baat hai toh shaadi hi nahi karungi

Mai- chaloo mujje late ho raha hai mai chalata huu

Maa- nahi manega tuh

Mai(man mai)- mujhe bina baateye yaha sai jaana hoga

Mai- arre maa mujhe kaam sai rajesthan jaana hai aata huu mai toh majak kar raha

huu

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Maa nai apne aashu pooche - sach mai dev tunne phele ki tarah humme mananai ke

liye kiya yeh sab

Mai has kar - aur nahi toh kaya maa

Woh hasate hue mere gale lag gayi aur neha bhi

Neha - bhaiya app bhaut saitann hoo gaye ho

Mai(man mai)- maaf karna maa aur meri bhenoo par mai abb aur nahi sah sakata huu

yeha abb mere andar kissi aur ko rulane ki himmat nahi hai

Mai- maa app sabko apne tarike sai samjha dena mai aata hu kal subah tak

Maa- jaldi aan warna teri payal didi guss hoo jayegi aur abhi kaya hoga jab tuh

niche aayega

Mai- thik hai maa neha jaa naa kapadai laa kitani baar kahu

Phir maa chali gayi aur mai tayar hokar jaane waala tha pat mujhe thik nahi laga

mai room ki khidaki sai kud gaya kyuki mai abb aur nazaroo ke teer nahi jhena

chahata tha

Maine bike nikali aur gate bhar jaane hi wala tha ki shikha mere saamnai aa gayi

Mai- haat jaayoo yaha sai

Shikha - kaha jaa rahe hoo tum

Mai- kuch kaam hai arav ke silsile mai

Shikha - mai bhi chalungi tumhare saath

Mai- kaha naa hath jaoo mai tumhe toh kaya kisis ko bhi nahi le jaa sakata huu

Shikha - kyu mai

Maine unnhe side kiya aur bike lekar nikap pad todha dur jaane par mujhe awwaj

aayi kisi ladki ke chill

Maine picche dhekha - yaar yeh manati kyu nahi hai

Mai bike aage karne hi wala tha ki woh kisi pathar sai takara kar gir gayi

Maine bike roki aur usse uthane gaya usske muh ssai khoon aa raha tha

Maine shirt sai pocha - kaya pagal hoo gayi hoo jada agent pana shoojh raha

hai

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Shikha- mujhe kuch accha nahi lag raha tumhara jana

Mai(man mai)- ennhe kaya hoo gaya

Shikha - baat kaya hai dev

Mai- kuch nahi ghar jaoo mai kal aa jaunga

Shika - mujhe bhi le chaloo

Maine todi der socha - thik hai par mission ke baad tum gahr aa jana

Shikha -chale abb

Mai usse bike par lekar nikala hum kuch der mai sahair sai bhar the

Shikha- abb bata bhi do kaya baat hai

Mai- kucch bhi nahi hai

Shikha - mai acche sai jannati huu tabhi sab kuch chhod kar aayi huu tumhe meri

kasam

Mai bike ko rok diyaa

Mai- app pagal hoo kaya

Shikha- yeh jawab nahi hai

Mai- toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sabkuch chood kar jaa rhaa huu

Shikha- kaya

Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo

par hamala naa kar duu essliye app sab sai dur rahunga par phele saari musibate

khatam kar doo

Udhar ek mahal mai puja hoo rahi thi aag ki lapate etnai lambi thi woh mahal ki

uchani ko chunai ki khosis mai thi

Aur samnnai yeh sab rakaha tha jause kissi saitan ko bulane ki tayarri thi

Mantra padhe jaa rahe hai ek kitab mai sai

BB- bherjh kundsvdr maha kaal mahakaal namita jag jag namita jursitama

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Shirsti vinashak kaal kaal mahakaal dujh banjana maha ganajana shaitan shaitan

Darshan doo apne bhakat ko

Aur ussmai sai ek bhayank shaitaan nikala

Shaitan nai usse garadan sai pakad kar utha liya

Shaitan- teri etni himmat ki mujhe meri tapasaya sai jagaya

BB- Saham par mere pass koi aur rasta nahi hai

Sahitan - toh jaa apni kaali shaktiyoo ki maalik ke pass jaa

- nahi jaa sakata woh sirf shktiya dete hai par app mujhe jeevan daan de

sakete hai

Shaitaan - kyu aaya hai abb yaha kaya caahiye tujhe

BB- parbhu meri jaan mere phank nahi rahe kisi janwar nai ukaa diye mai ek

mamuli janwar sai haar gaya

Shaitan ki aag dhirre dhirre kahatam ho gayi aur woh normal hoo gaya

Shaitan - murkh woh koi aur nahi woh dev hi tha

BB- nahi aisa nahi hoo sakata hai

Shaitan - woh usski bhen ki wajah sai hai abb bol kyu jagaya mujhe

BB- parabhu mai apni ruh aapko deta aap nahi caahate toh mai nahi marunga

Saitaan - mai teri ruh ko nikal kar kisi aur mai daal deta huu joh usska dushman

hai phir tujhe uss ladki sai woh kahnzar kaise bhi usse marwana hoga tabhi tuh

zinda hoga

BB- app mahan hai aapko sab pata hai mai kar dunga

Shaitaan -etna assan nahi hai woh ghar chhod kar jaa raha hai ki kahi woh apne

logo ko naa maar dee

BB- mai usse kahatam karwa dunga ussi ki premika ke haatho

Saitaan - usse sahkti mai harana naamumkin hai usski kamzori par war karna hoga

tujhe

BB- ji aisa hi hoga usski kamori hai usski premikaye aur bhene joh usske liye

pagal hai aur usske ghar waale

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Shaitan- woh jitana unn sai dur hoga tujhe utana karib honna hoga

BB - par kon hai uska etna bada dushman ki mai usske sharir mai jaa sakata hu

Shaitan - wahi jis nai usske dost ko kod kiya aur uss ladki ke baap ko mara jis

ka fayada utha kar tumnai usse gumhrah kiya tha ussi abhi bhi yahi lag raha hai

ki tumnai usse kaid kar rha hai ha ha ha ha aur woh sach hoga

BB- ha ha ha dnaye hoo app prabhu app dhanye hoo

Shaitan - yeh chaplusi band kar aur mujhe kush kar warana

BB NAI taali baajayi aur waha 10 addmiyoo ko kahda kiya gaya

Shaintain nai haath aage kiya aur unnke jaan khich kar apne andar le li

Shaitan - Tunne mujhe kush kar

BB- abhi aur bhi kuch hai

Ussnai phir taali baajali toh waha 2 ladkiyo koo laya gaya jise dhekha kar

sahitan ke muh mai panni aa gaya

Shaitan nai haath uper kiya - humme akelea chhod tera kaam ho jayega

BB - jai ho jai ho shaitan ki

BB waha sai bhar aaya

-ab nahi bachega tuh kaya hua mai sahkti sai nahi hara paya dimag sai marunga

tujhe

Mai- toh suno mai abb yaha nahi rahunga mai sabkuch chood kar jaa rhaa huu

Shikha- kaya

Mai - haa agar mai kahi badal kar adamkhor bhediya bana toh apne hi gahr walo

par hamala naa kar duu essliye app sab sai dur rahunga par phele saari musibate

khatam kar doo
 
IDHAR

Shikha -dev kaisi baate kar rahe ho tum tum jaante hoo eksaka kaya ashar hoga

humari family par

Mai- haa par mai abb gahr nahi jaunga

Shikha - nahi mai tumhe kahi nahi jaane dungi akhir mere dil ki halchal sahi

nikali

Mai- joh bhi ho mai bus dur rah kar app sabki rakhsha karunga

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Shikha -uski bhi jarura nahi hai mai rakh lungi apni family ka dyaan

Mai- aapp gundo sai bacha sakati ho par black bird jaiso sai bhidhana nahi aata

aapko

Shikha- black ho yaa white sabko dhekh lege hum mil kar

Mai- hum kon

Shikha - kaya tere pass hi powers hai bus saloni janu devika sabke pass hai

Mai - app samjah nahi rahi ho mai unnke liye kahatara ban sakata hu

Shikha - bakwas hai yeh sab

Mai -aisa karo abhi chaloo dhekh lenna jab hoga

Shikha - maine kab mana kiya chaloo

Mai unnhe lekar nikal pada bich mai kayi jagah par ruke hum petrol bhawaya aur

kuch kaya piya par shikha didi gusse ke karan ek word bhi nahi boli kaafi lambe

safar ke baad hum jaipure pahuche

Maine sir ko call kiya

Mohan - kaha ho tum

Mai- sir jaipur mai hu

Mohan- accha ess whkt kaha par hoo

Maine ek dukan waale sai pucha

Aur phir

Mai- haa sir yeh koi jal mahal hai

Mohan- accha aisa karoo waha sai sitapur ke multispeciality hoapital mai chale

jaoo

Mai- par kyu sir

Mohan- arav ki halat kaharb hai humnai usspar shak kiya par woh toh kudh kaid

tha par woh unn sabko mar kar bhaag aaya hai saath ma dgp ki ladki bhi hai abb

unko hifajat sai yaha lana tumhari jimedari

Mai- ok sir app befikar raho

Mohan- ok jaldi report doo

Mai- ok sir

Maine phone cut kar diya

Mai- bhagwan nai aapki sun li ab mera darinda nahi jagega

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Woh kuch nahi boli

Main hospitap pahucha

Waha recepetion sai pata kiya

Aur arav ke room mai gaya

Arav ko needles lagi hui thi aur pass mai woh bethi thi

Sweety - DGP DAUGHTER

Mai- kaisa hai arav

Sweety nai meri tarf dhekha aur meri tarf aa gayi

Ussnai mujhe marnai ke liye haath uthaya par bich mai shikha didi nai pakad

liya

Shikha- tumjari etni himmat

Sweety - yeh ennsan ek number kaa dhokhebaaj hai paise essnai churaye aur bhugat

arav raha hai dushmani esski bhugat arav raha hai

Shikha - dhekho hum sab ek team hai aur yeh humare boss aur boss kuch bhi

faisala le woh humara faisala

Sweety - apne bf ki jada taarif mat karoo

Mai- dimag thikane par hai naa

Sweety - kaya payar hai ek ko bolo toh dusara bhdak jata hai toh mere arav ko

kyu dhukh de rahe ho

Mai- tumhara arav

Tabhi gate khula

Nurse - tum sab pagal hoo yaha

Patient serous hai aur tum

Mai- sorry sis abb nahi hoga

Woh chali gayi

Sweety - kaya lene aaye hoo abb yaha mere arav ko toh mar chukee hoo

Shikha - stop talking you selfish

Woh aage gayi aur arav ki needles nikal di

Sweety - heey koi hai koi hai yaha par

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Maine uska muh band kar diya

Shikha nai pass ke medicine mai kuch liya aur arav ko inject kar diya

Arav hadbada kar uth gaya woh edhar udhar dhekhene laga todha saant hua toh

Arav- arre dev yaha

Mai- harmkhor bina baatye gayab ho gaya hai aur aya toh yaha leta hua hai maine

sweety ko chhodate hue kaha

Sweety - yeh tum thik kaise ho gaye

Mai- woh shikha ka kamal hai

Shikha - kaya jaurat thi woh drugs lene ki

Arav- aree nahi leta toh sab mujhe normal nahi samajhete

Sweety- what tum normal nahi ho

Mai- are usske dimag par chot lagi hai

Sweety - tumjare dimag par lagi hogi chhot

Arav - chup karo sweety

Mai- yaar teri waali toh laal mirch hai

Sweety shikha ke pass gayi - app kitnai acchi hai mere arav ko ekdum thik kar

diya par aapka bf ya boss bhut alag hai

Mai- yaar saari lakiyoo ke dimag mai kahara hai kaya arre meri maa woh meri ...

Sweety- wife hai

Mai- haat saala yah rukahana hi nahi mai gate khol kar bhar chala gaya

Arav - sweety tumnai ussai gussa diya yeh usski bhen hai sahikha

Sweety -opps sorry didi maaf karana galti hoo gayi

Shikha - koi baat nahi par arav yeh sweety kaha sai aa gayi

Arav- woh hum bhaut phele sai ek dusre ko payaar karte hai dev sai milene sai

phele humara breakup hoo gaya tha par ess hadsae nai hum mila diya

Sweety - jis mai mere dad

Woh ronne lagi shikha didi nai aage bhadh kar usse chup karaya

Shikha - nahi rotte nahi

Sweety - maaf karana didi par apka bhai dosto ki kadar nahi jannata hai warana

woh arav ko bacchane aata par par accha hi hua mera arav hero hai hero hosh mai

aate hi dhul ki tarah uda diya maine toh soccha ki jis boss ke liye etnai ladyi

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hui saayd woh takawar hoga par mere arav ke saamnai woh kuch nahi hai

Shikha didi nai essakro sai sai arav sai pucha kaya esse kuch nahi pata

Arav nai palake jhuka kar haa mai jawab diya

Shikha - toh abb chale waha sab nai tumhe hi mudere saabit kar diya hai

Sweety apne aasu pochate hui - mera satement hi saabit kar dega ki arav nai kuch

nahi kiya

Shikha - chaloo humme jaldi hai

Arav - chaloo

Woh tenno bhar aaye waha ek hawaldar khadaa tha mai uss sai baate kar raha tha

Sweety - arav tum order do ki hum jaa rahe hai

Arav - sunno yaha

hawaldar nai meri tarf dhekha

Sweety - udhar kaha dhekh rahe ho woh honge kisi private egency ke boss par logo

ko mar kar anne waale yaha hai

Hawalar - par naye dpg sir toh yeh hai

Sweety - what how they do that

Maine arav ko esshara kiya

Arav - arre chaloo raste mai baat kar lenge

Phir binaa kuch bole hum bhar aaye aur humare jaane ki puri tayari thi maine

bike wahi chhodi aur nikal pada unnhe lekar car mai

Jab tak hum shar sai bhat nahi aa gaye koi kuch nahi hola aakhir woh boli jis

mai sunnana nahi caahata tha

Sweety - arav muderer aur tum dgp police waaloo ka dimag kaharab hoo gaya hai

Arav - sweety bus bhi karoo tum baar baar usse kyu irritate kar rahi hoo

Sweety kyu naa karu jab sai kinap kiya hai uss kutte shashank nai tab sai ennki

bus ...

Mai- ek ek minute kata kaha tumnai shasahnk

Sweety - haa woh baar baar usse hi boss kah rahe the

Arav - par maine aisa kuch nhi sunna

Sweety - jab tum bhesoh the pure 10 ghante tab ki baat hai

Mai - yaar maine toh socha hi nahi tha shashank karega yeh sab mujhe laga black

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bird ka kaam hai

Arav- yaar saayad teri vajah sai usski postion chali gayi essi liye kyui usske

baad jadatar field opration tunne kiye usse chhote motte hi milate

Shikha - saayad tum sahi kah rahe ho dev nai usse phele din mar mar kar bheshosh

kar diya tha saayad apni bezati samajh li

Mai- par woh gaadari kyu karega

Arav- yaar kaya pata laalach mai

Sweety - ek baat puch sakati huu

Arav- puchoo

Sweety - yeh kon hai

Arav -abb tum sai chupana thik nahi mai raw agent hu

Sweety - what ra.....aa.w agent

Arav- haa aur yeh humara boss kum dost tumnai "Joker gang " ka naam sunna hoga

naa

Sweety ki awwaj ab ekdum normal ho gayi thi - haa par kyu

Arav - humara hi gang hai aur yeh hai aur yeh hai joker hai hainaa dev

Maine picche mudh kar kahane hi wala tha ki

Sweety - aahhh

Aur woh bheshosh ho gayi

Mai- arre bhabhi ji ko kaya hua

Arav - bhabhi ke baache apna mask hata meri sweety ko dara diya sweety sweety

..........woh usse uthane laga

Edhar mere ghar par matalb payal didi ke ghar par

Payal- aare maa dev kha hai etna time ho gaya hai nazar nahi aaya

Mousi - aare gaya hoga kaam sai pareshan mat hoo

Payal - agar meri shaadi ke din aisa kiya naa toh chodungi nahi

Neha - are nahi didi bhaiya sahar sai bhar gaye hue hai aa jaayene kal tak

Tabhi mere ghar ke bhar caroo ka ek kafila ruka aur ussmai sai 30-40 adami

nikale aur purre ellake ko ghair liya aur usmai sai sandy aur shiva bhar

nikale

Aur ghar mai gaye

Mousa - kon ho tum sab aur yaha kaise

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Shiva - jaldi yaha sai nikaliyd bhar mujhe dev bhai ka dost hu

Dad - arre aase kaise hum kaise maan le

Pari- mai jannti hu dad humme ennki baat manani hogi

Sandy - jaldi bhar ussnai ghadi mai time dhekha

Sab bhar aa gaye ghar sai

Sandy nai sabko cars mai bethaya aur bhaaga di gaadi

Jasse hi woh dur pahuche ghar blast hoo gaya aas paass ke ghat dur the. Aur

picche khet the toh aur kissi ko koi nuksan nahi hua par humare ghar ke ek ek

eet udd gayi thi dhamakae mai mere gahar waaloo ka pasina mai bura haal hoo

gaya

Edar

Arav nai sweety ko uthaya ki tabhi mera phone baja

Mai- hello.

Shasahank - ha ha ha tuh apne dosto ko bacchata rah jaayega aur yaha tera pura

pariwar uda diya maine accha hua tuh ghar chhod kar chala gaya janwar saale

Mai- kaya kuute mai tujhe nahi chhodunga kaat daaluga tujhe jamin sai nikal kar

marunga kyu yahi soch raha hai naa tuh toh sunn bhenchod tuh kaya sochata hai ki

mai assi hi joker hu ab joh mai bolunga dyaan sai sunn

Flash back

Jab neha muhe room mai laayi

Neha nai mujhe bed par lita diya aur mera haath pakad kar beth gayi

Mera shair toda normal hua

Tabhi meri nazar saame ki ghadi par gayi jismai camera laga hua tha mai samajh

gaya koi hum sab par nazar rakh raha hai mera dimag tezzi sai dodani laga aur

maine kuch socha

Mai- neha abb mujhe yaha sai jana hoga mai kahatra man gaya huu tum logo ke

liye

Neha- nahi bhaiyaa mai huu naa

Phir usske baad neha nai mujhe kaata aur maine sonne kaa naatak kiya aur jab

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utha toh phone sai baat karke neha ko baato mai lagaya aur phone lekar bathroom

mai gaya aur bathroom check kiya yaha koi camera nahi tha maine ek shiled

banayai(apni power sai ) jismai naa mujhe koi tarck kar skata hai naa mere phone

koo

Mai- haa hello sir

Mohan - kaya hua

Mai- shar raw ke jintane agents ke phone yaa koi bhi device unnhe di gayi ho tap

kariye jab mjjhe phone aaye tab joh kuch bhi hoo aap sunn kar action lenna aur

abhi todhi der. Baad phone karkae kahana ki mai rajesthan jaau yaha sai

Mohan- ok jaisa tum kaho par baat kaya hai

Mai- sir saayad koi hai raw mai joh humari jasusi bhaut dino sai kar raha hai

aur wahi gadar hai

Mohan - par kaya woh tummhe phone karnai ki galti karega

Mai- sur kushi sab karwa deti hai ok bye

Phir maine shikha didi ko msg mai sab likh kar bata diya ki unnhe mere saath

jaane ke liye natak karana hai kyuki hum par nazar rakhi jaa rahi hai

Aur phir maine sanday aur shiva ko msg karkae sab samajha diya aur apne ghar

par. Nazar rakhani ko kaha

Present

Shashank- par yeh kaise hoo sakata hai maine teri har ek chiz par nazar rakhi

phir kaise

Mai- saayad tuh bhool gaya hai ki main tera bhi. Baap hu

Tabhi shashak ke room kaa gate tota aur waha kayi saar

Agent gusse aur uss par gun laga di

Mai - bye bye fudu. Agent

Maine phone cut kar diya

Aur saamane ke mirror sai camera nikala

Shikha - kaya yaha bhi

Mai- pata nahi aur kaha kaha lagaye hai saale nai agar maine yeh bug dector naa

pahena hota toh saayad pata nahi chalata

Arav- kaya toh phene hue tha tabsai

Mai- haa saale nai har ek chiz par nazar rakhi thi par mujhe lag gaya tha ki yeh

kissi agent kaa kaam hai warna humari offical jankari toh hume bhi yaad nahi

rahati kabhi kabhi

Arav - waha yaar kaya solid daaw khele hai ek hi jahtake mai sab dher

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Mai- kaya karu kitnae dino sai pareshan kar rakha hai abb khayega jel ki hawa

par man toh tha jaan sai maar duu

Shikha- nahi yahi sahi hai

Mai car aage bhadaha di aur udhar shiva sandy sabko lekar mere naaye ghar

pahucha aur savko andar le gaya

Sab sadamai mai the par jaise hi ghar mai gaaye sabka muh khula kaa khula raha

gaya

Dad - yeh kiska ghar hai

Shiva - appka hai sir

Dad -yeh toh yeh toh

Sanady- haa swarg jaisa hai

Ho bhi kyu naa dev bhai kaa joh hai

Sab jaise bhul hi jaye the bomb attack ko par bua nahi

Kiran - par woh dhamaka aur ghar

Shiva - woh aap sabko marnai ki saajish thi yaaki dev bhai tut jaaye baaki aap

unnhe sai puch lenna

Payal - par woh hai kaha

Shiva - aa jaaye kuch ghanatoo mai yeh loo msg bhi gaya

Payal didi nai phone le liya aur call kar di

Payal- hello ke baache ghar aa mai teri jaan le lungi

Mai- aaare maine aapki jaan baachayi aur app mujh mar dogi

Payal- kaha naa abhi aa kuch bhi power use kar yaa kuch bhi par abhi caahiye

yaha tuh

Mai phone side kiya - arav babhi ji ki aakhr band kar de

Sweety - kyu mai abb nahi darungi tumsai

Mai -ok fine

Maine haath caar sai bhar nikala aur ek balck hole banaya joh mere naye ghar ke

parking mai khule

Aur caar ko ussmai gusa diya

Jab uss hole hai hote hue ghar ki parking mai pahuche toh

Arav- aabe kaya kiya

Mai- abb kaya hua

Arav - yeh toh beshosh hoo gayi phir sai

Mai- maine phele hi kaha tha abb chal le kar chal andar

Ussani usse goad mai uthaya aur hum andar jaane lage
 
Hum jab andar gaye toh waha sab humme ghurane lage

Payal- aa gaya tuh

Mai- didi app gusaa kyu hoo*

Payal didi ekdum sai ronne* lagi

Mai (man mai)- ennhe toh oscar milana caahiye emotional hone mai

Mai unke pass gaya Aur unhe chup karane laga Unhone mere seene par gusso ki

barsat kar di

Payal- tuh bahut ganada* hai mai tujhsai baat nahi kraungi

Mai- kay hua didi aisa mat karana

Maa -teri vajah sai esska ghar blast ho gaya aur kahata hai ki kayahua

Payal- kaisi baat karati ho dev par toh asse* hajaro ghar kurban hai mai toh ess

liye kaha kyuki yeh jab aapsai* ghar chhodani ki baat kar raha tha tab mai gate

ke pass hi thi

Mai- arre jassus toh mai huu* app jassusi kab sai karani lagi Woh sab ek jaal

tha kissi ko fasane ke liye waise agar mai nahi aata toh

Payal didi nai mujhe sofe par chakka de diya

Payal didi edgar edhar* udhar dhekene lagi - ess ghar mai koi

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Chadi (stick) kyu nahi hai

Devika nai haath piche kiye aur chadi*(stick) la kar didi ko de di

Mai-devika yeh thik nahi hai aaahhhh ouuuch nahi didi aage nahi hoga

Payal - bol shaadi sai pehle jaayega kahi

Mai- aahhh suja diya haath nahi jaunga kahi bus na

Saloni - nahi didi aur marro

Mai- aahh nahi tumhe toh baad mai dhekh lunga

Saloni- yahi kadhi hu mai dhekh le didi taango par marro taaki chal naa paaye

Payal- tuh chup kar mai jaanti hu

Mai-didi mai shaadi tak kahi nahi jaane wala

Payal-pakka

Mai-haa didi pakaa mar mar kar suja diya hai

Unhone marana band kiya

Payal - kitana* natak karta hai koi choot nahi lagi tujhe

Maine wahi shirt utar di

Kiran - haaye ram kitna besharam ho gaya hai

Cchacha - haa* esski shaadi sach mai karani hogi tabhi lagam* lagagi esski

Mai-aap logo ki tarah nahi huu* mai strong hu

Masoom- woh toh pata chalega hi aage

Sab ke sab has nai lage

Mai- kaaya didi sab has rahe rahe aur app roo rahi hoo

Payal- mujhe laga tujhe choot nahi lagagi

Maine dhire sai kaha - didi yeh jaduyi hai mujhe toh bus halki si lagi apne

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husband ko mat mar dena woh mar hi jaayenge

Payal- chup kar saitaane ke baache

Mai- are yar shiva jara dusri light on kar bhai

Shiva nai dusari light on ki Sab ke muh khule rah gaye

Dad - wah kaya sajawat hai jaise kisi pari nai sajaya hai

Mai-haa dad pariyoo ki raani nai Sab mere taraf dhekene lage

Didi nai baat badalate hue Payal- waise tunne sab phele hi soch rkha tha kaya

Mai- haa yeh toh socha hi tha aur haa saara samaan sabke room mai jaisa waha

tha

Payal- kbhi kbhi magic ke fayede bade aache lagate hai

Mai- accha mai chala sonne app log apna apna room dhekh loo aur haa mousa ji app

jada mat socho mai hu sab sambhal lunga

Arav- yaar bhai esska kuch kar

Maa -kon hai yeh aur asse kyu laaye hoo

Mai- woh sab bad mai maa tuh lekar chal mere saath

Hum dono uper ke room mai gaye

Arav nai sweety ko lita diya

Mai usske sir par haath rakaha aur kuch mantra bole

Sweety ki aakhe khulane lagi

Arav nai usse gale laga liya

Mai waha sai uth kar jaane laga

Arav-todhi der ruk jaa

Mai- naa bhai kahi bhabhi phir behosh naa hoo jayee

Arav hasa par bhabhi ji nahi

Mai waha sai akkar apne room mai let gaya

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Maine apni akkhe band kar li aur khoo gaya apni sapanoo ki duniya mai

Jaha mai tha aur meri komal

Mai usski goad mai leta hua hu aur woh meri baalo ko sehala rahi hai thi

Sab log apne apne room mai gaye par riccha abhi bhi pareshan thi woh jakar apne

rom mai bethi aur bolane lagi

Richa-kaya karu mai esska

Usske haath ma ek chhoata saa beg tha usnai usse khola aur ussmai sai kanzar

nikala ettni bhaag doad maj bhi ussnau usse apne saath hi raka tha

Richa nai usse bed par rakha aur apni mom ko phone kar diya

Rekha - haa hello kaisi hai tuh

Riccha - acchi hu mom app kaisi hoo

Rekha - acchi hu par teri awaaj etni udas kyu hai

Richa - woh mom mera sir dard ho raha hai

Rekha -dev nai kuch kaha kaya

Richa - essi baat ka toh dard hai woh kuch kahate hi nahi

Rekha- tuh kush toh hai naa mai baat karu kaya us sai

Richa - nahi mom mujhe abb bus dev caahiye woh bhi sirf mere bus mere

Rekha - beta ajj teri baato mai kuch toh azzeb hai

Richa- mom agar dev ko apna banane ki liye agar mai kuch kar saku toh karu

kaya

Rekha- yeh bhi puchane ki baat hai kaya waise bhi tere dad jaane waale hai dev

ke dad ke pass teri aur usski shaadi ki baat karani aakhir kab tak meri beti

assi hi waha rahegi

Richa-sach mom sach

Rekha - haa are kon nahi caahega ki usski beti ki shadi yaha ke mashur

induatrilist ke bete sai ho joh dgp hai

Bus usski aur masoom ki shaadi ho chuki hai sunna hai par woh sab joh bhi ho toh

usski pheli wife hai

Richa- haa maa sahi kaha apni aap chinta mat karo mai sab thik kar dungi

Ussnai phone cut kr diya

Rekha- hello hello kaya kar nai ja rahi hai uff phone hi cut kar diya chalo kush

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toh hui yehi kaafi hai

Udhar sab apne room dhekh kar kaafi khush the

Kaafi time baad shor sunayi diya

Aur pari kasish sai lad rahi thi

Pari -yeh room mera hai kyuki yeh bhai ke room sai attach hai aur tujhe bas

todhi dherv rukane diya bus

Kasish - ase kaise mai phele ess room mai aayi huu

Pari-uss sai koi fark nahi padata hai

Kasish - mai badi mummi sai shikat kar dungi

Saloni- kyu chilla rahi ho tum dono jis lena hai le loo lado mat

Aur tuh pai lene de naa usse waise bhi usse kuch din baad jana hi hai

Kasish - how sweet of u di

Pari badabadate hui mere room mai aa gayi

Pari- ennko toh mai chodungni nahi kasse smile pas kar soo rahe

Ussnai gate lock kiya aur mere upar kud gayi

Mai- aahhh hh kom....allll

Pari- komal nahi pari huu mai

Mai- aare pari kaya tuh yaha

Pari- woh side wala room kasish nai le liya toh mai aa gayi appke pass par komal

didi ka naam kyu

Mai- chup kar didi nahi woh samjhi

Pari- sorry woh ...m..

Mai-chal abb hat sonne de

Pari- nahi mujhsai baat karo mai. Nahi sonne dugi

Mai- kaya bachapna hai hai pari

Pari mere upar sai haati aur jaane lagi

Mai(man mai)- kahi yh bhi neha ki tarah naa ruth jaaye

Mai utha aur usse picche sai pakad liya

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Pari- chhodo mujhe nahi karani apsai baat

Ma- maaf kar de naa

Maine usse god mai uthaya aur lita diya bed par

Pari- phele kyu bhagaya

Mai- arre mai toh majak kar raha tha

Pari- bhai waise komal ka sapana dhekh rahe the

Mai chock gaya usse aisa bolanai sai

Usnai hilaya mujhe

Mai- haa dhekh raha toh kaya hua

Pari- app usskee sapne kyu dhekhete ho jab woh apko nahi samjah sakati hai

Kai- woh......chod jaane de yeh bata aage kaya karana hai tujhe(mai baat badal

di )

Pari- kuch nahi bhai bus mai ek dancer banaa cahati huu

Mai- tabhi tera padayi mai man nahi hai

Pari- haa aisa hi kuch

Mai- aur kuch hai

Pari- haa aur app sai payaar

Mai- pari maine tujhsai kaha tha woh sirf attraction hai

Pari- jisa appko uss komal aur baaki sab ke liye hai

Mai tezz sai - pari yeh jada hoo raha hai

Ussnai mujhe kich liya

Pari- abhi kiya kaya joh jada hoo gaya

Mai(man mai)-hey bhagwan baccha loo ess sai

Ussnai gaal par ek kiss kiya

Pari- appko bhuk nahi hai kaya subah sai sahi sai kuch nahi kaahya hai

Mai- haa bhut joro ki meri vajgah sai yeh sab hua toh kissi ko preshan nahi kiya

aur bhar kahanne ka man nahi tha

Pari uth kar - bhai kitchen kaha hai chaloo batoo mai bana dungi

Mai- kaya sach mai

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Pari- bhabhiya toh bus ladnai mai dimag laga rahi chaloo abb

Mai kush tha bahut par chuki bhi ki yeh baat shaayad sahi thi woh sab bhi yahi

kar rahi thi

Mai - haa chal

Hum dono niche aa gaye kitchen mai

Pari- bhai saara saman hai yaha sab kuch

Mai-haa woh toh devika nai sab kar diya hoga

Pari - kaya banau bataoo

Mai- jada nahu halka fulka bana de

Phir woh lag gayi apne kaam mai aur mai bus khadde khade dhekh raha tha

Todhi der baad jab bana gaya

Pari- kaha khoo gaye hoo aur khadee ho tab sai

Mai- tuh bhi toh kadhi hi thi

Pari- bhai app kab kaya bolate ho abb samajh mai nahi aata hai

Mai- chal phele kaah lete hai

Pari-chaliye room mai apne haatho sai khilanungi aapko

Ussnai khane ki taali li aur

Mai bina kuch bole chal pada usske picche room mai pahuch kar hum dono bed par

beth gaye aur woh mujhe khilane lagi

Pari oucch haath kahoge kaya

Mai-sorry jada lagi toh nahi

Pari- nahi app kahoo

Khane khane ke baad mai aur muh haath do liya woh bhi niche chali gayi thaali

rakhane

Tabhi richar aayi

Mai- kaaya baat hai aaj sab ek ek kar ke jaag rahe hai

Richa -kuch nahi kon aaya tha

Mai- pari thi

Richa -accha ek baat karani hai

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Mai- haa. Aoo betho picche kaya hai haath mai

[Richa bed par akar bethi aur dhirre sai woh khanzar takiye ke nicche rakh diya

]

Richa - dekho kuch nahi woh bus asse hi picche kar rakha tha haath

Mai- chhodo baat baato kaaya hai

Richa-woh mom kah rahi thi baat karnage dad humari shaadi ki

Mai- abhi nahi ho sakata yeh mai abhi todha busy rahunaga

Richa - kab tak

Mai- 1 saal tak sayad abhi ess baare mai nahi sochana hai waais kaya fark padata

hai jab tum uss din sai mujhe apna husbad maan chuki hoo

Richa - nahi 1saala nahi aur abhi kissi ko nahi pata hai tumhare baare mai

Mai- kaya bola

Richa - sorry appke baare mai

Mai- nahi wahi thik hai abb jada formality ki jarurat nahi hai hum naaye log hai

toh yeh aap waap chhod do tum sahi hai

Richa - par aapke gahr waale

Mai- kahana naah koi farak nahi padata hai

Richa - jaisa tum kahoo toh kaya socha hai

Mai-abhi mujhe toda time doo

Waise bhi abhi mujhe abhi janu ki chinata hai

Richa nai apna haath khanzar ki taraf bhadaha liya

Richa- aur

Mai- aur kaya tum toh jaanti hoo masoom aur sona ko bhi time nahi de pata huu

Richa nai khnazar haath mai le liya

Richa - aur devika didi bhi toh hai

Mai- are haa sahi kaha tumnai

Richa - eenate din baad akele mile ho gaale to laga looo

Mai has pada -aare puchati kyu ho aao naa

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Ussnai mujhe gaale laga liya

Richa (man mai)-abb tum sirf mere ho jaaoge

Mai-kujhe maaf kar dena enn sabke liye mai kud nahi cahata ki mai kissi ko dhoka

du phele mai tumsai payaar nahi karata tha mai manata hu par abb tumhari mere

dil mai jagah ban gayi hai par sahi kahu toh mujhe anhi lagata mai samabhal

paunga essi liye bachata rahata huu

Richa - toh chhod kyu nahi dete sabkoo hum dono ek accha pariwar baanayge

Mai- phele saayad kar bhi deta par abb nahi kar sakata hu

Richa - agar aisa kuch ho ki sab thik ho jaaye toh kaya tum mukjsai payaar

karoge

Mai-haa par aisa naa ho toh thik hai

Richa - par abhi toh kaha

Mai- chhodo uss baare mai baat mat karo aur kitni der aur asse gale lagi rahogi

Richa - bus honne waale hoo

Mai-kaya

Richa - tum mere

Tabhi gate ki awaaj aayi richa. Jhat sai alag ho gayi

Pari- aree bhabhi aap yaha sorry mujhe pata nahi tha

Richa- aree nahi pari aa jaa beth hum bhi bus baate kar rahe the

Pari aayi aur mere khanddhe par mai haath daal kar meri peth par lad gayi

Pari- babhi woh haath mai kaya hai nila saa

Richa- kaaa.haa k..uuuch bhi nahi

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Woh uthi aur gate sai bhar nikal gayi

Mai- kaya hua esse samajha nahi

Pari - chhodo bhai abb soo jaaoo maine aapko jaga diya tha naa

Mai- abb need nahi aa rahi hai

Woh niche utar kar gayi aage aur bhaag kar mere upar kud gayi

Mai apne hoth par haath rakahata hua -Yeh kaya thaa

Pari-meri good night kiss

Mai-bhut bhadmass ho gayi hai apana kaam nikal leti hai chal abb mai bhi soo hi

leta huu

Pari- dhekha mera kamal

Mai- haa chal meri chulbuli chochalaty girl soo jaa

Udhar jaisee hi hi richa room mai pahuchi gate lock karte hi usski saase saatave

asmaan par thi

Phele ussnai apni saase kabhu ki aur phir kanzar ko phek kar mara diwala par

Richa-yeh mai kaya karanai jaa rahi thi ettnai swarti kaisi ban gayi mai mujhe

nafarat hoo rahi hai apnai app sai par mai kaya karu mujhe aur kuch sujh kyu

nahi raaha hai kass koi mere saath hoo akele mai azib azib khayal aa rahe hai

Tabhi usska phone baja

Rekha - kaya huaa tha phone kyu kaat diya

Richa appne bhate hue asshuoo ko pochate hui-mom mujhe maaf kar do mai ek acchi

patni nahi ban sakati huu

Rekha- beti kaya Hua aasse mat bol mera dil betha jaa raha hai

Richa - bye mom abb mai jina nahi caahati hu aaj maine bhaut bada paap karnai ki

kosis ki

Call cut

Kuch der baad mera phone baja

Mai- hello

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Rekha - agar meri baachi ko kuch hua toh mai kabhi maaf nahi karungi tujhe

Mai(man mai)-yaar kaya naya drama hai sab aaj hi karwa lo

Mai phone wahi chod diya aur richa k rook ki taraf bhaga

Mai- richa richa kholo kaya hua gate kholo naa

Lagata hai aisse nahi hoga maine aakhe band ki aur gayab hokar room ke andar

aaya

Jaha richa appne app ko chaku marnai waali thi

Mai tezzi sai gaya aur uss sai chaku chin kar fhek diya woh jakar bed par gira

Maine ek tapaad use mara - pagal ho kaya

Pari - bhaiya kaya hua gate kholo

Mai payar sai - pari tuh soo jaa mai aaj yahi soungaa

Pari - ok bhai good night

Woh chali gayi

Mai- aur tum jada dimag khrab hai kya

Richa - haa haa kyukui mujhe tum chaaiye bus tum hamesha ke liye

Mai - woh toh hu hi

Richa - nahi keval mere bus mere

Mai- tum abhi rest karoo

Richa - jabsai aayi huu yahi kar rahi huu

Mai- tum aisa karoo arama kar loo relax hoo jaaogi aur yeh faltu ki chiz dubara

mat karana samajhi

Richa- mai koi naukar nahi hu tumhari joh bus baate sunnu

Mai- aisa kyu bol rahi

Richa- kyuki tum mujhe abhi bhi apne dost ki bhen manate hoo aur apni bhi

Mai-nahi aisa nahi yeh galat soch rahi hoo

Richa - sir jhuka kar kyu bol rahe ho meri aakho mai aakhe daal kar kaho

Mai aage gaya aur usske gaalo ko pakad kar apne pass lakar usski aakho mai dhekh

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Mai- kaya tumhe enn aakho mai payaar nazar nahi aata hai

Richa - nahi aata bus auroo ke liye hai mere liye nahi

Maine usse chooda aur palat kar jaane laga par mai ruka aur picche palat kar

usski taraf aur usse diwal sai laga kar kiss karnai laga

Richa - ah.......baaki awaaj meri muh mai rahi gayi

Mai-mmm...mmmm...mmm.u...mmmm..

Ussnai mujhe dhkkaa diya

Mai piche hua aur phir aage. Badha

Mai- aaj mat roko mujhe

Maine phir usse diwal sai laga kar kiss karna shuru kiya abb woh bhi mera saath

de rahi thi

Ussnai mujje phir hataya aur meri shirt ek jahake mai faad di

Richa - aaj mat rukana kisi bhi kimat par

Mai usse bed par dhakka de diya aur usske upar aakar usske garadan ko chusane

laga

Richa- mm.....mmmm...hhhh ...ssss.s.iiiiiiiiii

Mai- kaisa lag raha hai

Richa - awww.w.w.w puchoo mat aiasa laga raha hai jaise ko garam sariya mere

badan ko chu rahi hai

Ussnai sir palat liya maine usske kaan mai jeeb daal di aur ghumane laga

Richa - oh...oh.o...ohh mera pair

Mai- kaya huaa tumhare pairoo koo

Richa - tumhari ess waar sai kaap rahe hai

Maine usske kaano koo pakad kar hotho sai khicha

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Richa nai ek haath sai mere haath ko kas ke pakad liya aur

Aur dusare sai mera sir pakad kar upar kar ke mere hotho ko daato aur hotho sai

pakad kar khichane lagi

Mai-aaa...hh...hhh .oo..hhhh......na...ii.....d..hreee

Ussnai mujhe palat diya aur merre sinne par kiss karani lagi merea sarir aur

mera penis dono jaise aag mai rakh diye hoo

Mai- Noooooo ple.a.a.asee..stop i....tt

Woh mere nipples ko chusnai aur daato sai kuradane lagi

Mai- bus karo kaaaha jaaogi kaya

Richa - haa sab kuch kaah jaaungi aaj mai

Mai- mujhe phele kuch pinna hai

Richa - baad mai pi linaa abhi mujhe piyooo

Mai usse palata aur usski kapde ko khich kar nicche kiya

Aur wahi ruk gaya

Richa mujhe kuch naa karte dhekh machalani

Richa - please kuch karoo naa mai bhaut gilli hoo gayi huu

Mai- yakin nahi ho raha hai aaj ki tum mere saamani ess halat mai hoo

Richa - toh chus kar yakin kar koo

Maine jhat sai shir nicche kiya aur usske boobs koo chusani laga

Kaya ahasaas tha ekdum kissi garam dood ko pinne jaisa

Richa mere sir ko tezzi sai edhar udhar ghumane lagi - oohhhh yeeessss baaby

kaah jaao pi jaaoo saari garami nikal doo esski

Mai aur tezzz tezz chusnai lagi

Richa - hhhmmmmmmmnhhh...haa aur tezz aur ufffff mai mai mai gayi

Uska sharir tezz tezz jhakate kahane laga aur woh dhilli pad gayi aur mai hat

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gaya

Woh meri taraf dhekene lagi jaise kah rahi hoo aage karo

Mai phiche hata aur apni jeans aur underwear utar diya aur rkccha ka bhi pura

utar kar fhek diya

Aur usske upar aa gaya

Mai- jaan bhaut dard hoga

Richa - ess dard ko hi toh jhelena hai

Maine apna sharir halaka saa dabaya

Richa - g...rrr.r........maaa...a.a.a.ufffff please jaldi kro baradash nahi ho

raha hai

Mai- jaldi kiya toh dard kahi jada naa hoo

Mai toda aur aage hua aur usse kiss karata hua ek jahtaka lagaa diya woh apne

haath bet shit par kasani lagi

Mai ek aur jahataka lagaya ussnai mera hoth chaba liya par maine kiss nahi

todhi

Woh haath edhar karnai lagi aur mai ek aur jahakte mai puara andar kar diya

Mai- aaahhhhhhhhhh

Maine kiss tod di

Mai- tumhare yeh nakhoon mere shrir mai guss rahe hai

Richa -ahahaha please rukoo mat mujhe dard ho raha

Awwwwwww..m......aaaaa..tumhare yeh mere nakunoo sai jada dard de raha hai

mmmmmummmm karoo naa

Mai jaise hi agge hua mere pith sai khoon mere pet tak pahucha aur pet sai khoon

hota hua usske pet par girnai laga

Mai- please richa nakoon nikaloo mera khoon nikal raha hai

Richa - uuu.m..mhhh nahi woh mera hoga

Maine haath pichhe kiya toh toh mera haath uss ke haath par gaya aur phir ussk

chaku par joh ussnai madhoshi mai meri hi pit mao gussa diya tha

Mai- heh kaya kiya chaku hi mar diya

Richa ekdum chok gayi woh uthane waali thi - aaaaaahhhhhhh maaa aaaaa please

nikaloo maine koi chaku nahi mara

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Mai piche hat gaya

Mai kaafi khosisi karnai laga usse nikalni ki par nahi nikal raha tha

Mai- yeh mamuli saa chaku kyu nahi nikal raha

Richa - haa. Ufff mamuli saa chaku kaya kaha chaku yeh maine kaya kar diya

Ussnai meri taraf dhekha

Richa - yeh maine kaya kar dia

Mai- ess nikaloo dard nahi ho raha par azzeb saa feel hovraha hai

Richa - yeh black bird kon hai

Mai- tumhe uss sai kaya karana hai mujhe andra andra saa lag raha hai

Ussnai aakar mujhe pakad liya

Richa - ussnai kaha tha ki tum mere ho jaaoge esse lagane ke baad par main yeh

jaanbhuj ke nahi kiya

Mai- ddddd.....eeee.viikkaaaaab ko sab bata dena aur kudh ko mat kosana saayad

tum sabke saath mera saath yahi tak par mai bata duu mai tum sab sai bhaut

payaar karata hu

Richa ke aashu meri body par girrnai lage

Richa - mai bhi khud ko katam kar lungi yeh maine kaya kiya

Mai- nahi aisa mat karana mujhsai accha ladka milega tumhe par kaaas tum yeh

toda phele kar deti toh mai toh apavirt nahi kar pata

Richa - aisa mat kahoo meri zindgi narak band jaayegii

Usske asshoo sai mera pura shair bhig gaya tha jaise usse aahu naa hoo koi

gharaa samundar hoo

Mai- richa mujhe kuch dhikh kyu nahi raha hai

Richa - mai didi ko bulati huu

Meri body rakah ban kar udani lagi

Richa - yeh kaya hoo raha hai

Mai- sabaka dyaan rakhana aur devika ke alwa kiss ko mat batana ki abb nahi raha

ess duniyaa mai woh merre pariwar ko sambhal legi

Aur dhiire dhirre waha mera naamonishan gayab hoo gaya

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Richa wahi behosh hoo gayi

Usse yeh bhi dhyaan nahi raha woh kiss halat mai hai

Whai ess chandani raat mai ek room mai ek payaari si ladki beth kar kuch likh

rahi joh shayad usse dil ke ashassas ko baatate hai

Kaise batau tujhko kaya yeh mera dil kahata hai

Bus tere hi Naam lekar dhadhkata rahata hai

Pyaar kitana Karati tuhjsai tu naa jaan paayega

Meri saaso ke har panno bus tuh apna hi naam paayega

Mera dil bhi kahi kho jaaye par mile tuh har jagah yahi tamana karata hai

Teri bahho mai hai jannat yeh koi nahi jaan payega

Kyuki tera dil bhi toh mujhsai payaar karata hai

Raat ki chandani jalaye har pal Kaash tuh aaye aur bhar le mujhe apni bhao aur

kah de ki tuh sirf mujhsai hi payaar karata hai

Kaise mai dekhu tujhko unnki bhao mai jin par hak mera hai

Tod diya tunne mere sapnao Ka aashiyana phir kyu kahata hai mujh par hak tera

hai ........

Tabhi gate par nock hua aur komal asshu aur pen wahi ruk gaye woh uthi apan face

saaf kiya aur gate khola

Vinita - komal mom

Vikram - komal dad

Vinita - kaya kar rahi beta abhi tak

Komal- kuch nahi mom bus need nahi aa rahi

Vinita- soo jaa beta kal school bhi janna hai

Komal- haa mom bus jaa rahi huu

Vinita - ok beta good night

Komal - good night mom

Vinita - arre beta woh dev ke ghar sai card ayya tha usski bhen ki shaadi kaa

kab jaa rahi hai sam bhi kah raha hai jaane ko

Komal- nahi mom mujhe paper ka padhana hai good night ussnai gate band kar

diya

Vinita apne room mai jaate hue- ajjeb baat hai phele toh ek birthday party tak

nahi chhodati thi apne dosto ki aaj pata nahi esske dimag mai kaya chalata hai

Komal apne bed par roti hui soo gayi

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Kuch hi ghantoo baad raat ki khatam karte hue suraj ki roshani nai bataya ki

savera ho gaya hai

Sab log angdayi lete hue uthe aur ek halaka saya jaisa kuch ghar ke piche kahada

hai

Saya - kon saa room hai dev kaa

Kaafi soch vicharkar ssnai ek room mai jaane ki sochi aur jhat sai kud kar

khidaki par pahucha

Saya-shit yeh toh pari hai

Woh kud kar do room chhod kar ek room ki kidki mai gaya aur andar chala gaya

tabhi usske haath sai flower pot gir gaya

Masoom - kon hai waha arre dev tum haha

Kdev(saya)- h......aaaaaa...a mai tum sai milne ka man hua toh aa gaya

Kdev(man mai )-yaar yeh sala dev kis room mai hai

Masoom- toh gate sai aa jaate naa

Kdev-accha chalata huu

Masoom nai kdev ka haath pakad liya - kaha jaa rahe aaj meri yaad tumhe

Kdev(man mai)- abe yaar kaise sambhalata hai dev ennhe kaya bolo kaya karu

Masoom-kaya hua aaj kuch sahmai sai lag rahe hoo

Kdev nai masoom ko good mai utha liya

Masoom -haaa haaa are dheere gir jaayungi

Kdev-apne ess asshique ke hote hue nahi

Masoom - haa pata hai aisa asshiqu hai ki yaad nahi humari

Kdev(man mai)-yaar kaise chup karu kaya bolu haa baby bahut bolata hai

Kdev - arre baby mera room kon saa hai

Masoom-accha toh yaha pata kar nai aaye ho ki tumhari biwi ko yaha tumhari

khabar hai yaar nahi

Kdev- nahi baby mai .....

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Masoom hotho par haath rakahte hue - shiii kuch nahi phele apni baby ko ek

morning kiss do

Kdev usse kiss katta hua bed par gira deta hai

Masoom - oucch aaram sai

Kdev-abb baato bhi

Masoom -accha baba do room chhod

Kdev(man mai)-accha jis mai pari hai saayad dev bathroom mai hoo

Woh jaldi sai hata aur gate khol kar nikal gaya

Masoom-aaj ennhe hua kaya hai azzeb tarke sai kiss kiya aur asse nikale jaise

jaldi mai hoo

Bhar kdev room ki tarf bhadaha tabhi

Maa- aare dev uth gaya chal jara nicche kuch kaam hai

Kdev bina kuch bole picche chal pada

Kdev(man mai)- kaya musibat hai agar dev bhar aa gaya aur usse pata chala mai

masti ke liye bhar gaya tha toh bhagwan hi baachaye

Udhar maa nai dev jaise hi bola tha woh awwaj shidh riccha ke kaano mai padi

Woh ek jahkete sai uthi

Richa - dev kaha hai dev mera dev woh gate ki tarf bhaagi ki usske paro sai

kapde takarye

Richa ko apni halat ka ahassas hua

Woh bhaag kar baathroom mai gayi aur naha kar kapde pahene aur turant bahar ki

taraf bhaagi

Bhar nikal kar ussne edhar udhar dhekha

Richa - massom yaha dev the kaya

Masoom- haa sayad abhi mummi ji ke saath nicche gaye

Richa sidhyoo sai bhagati hui nicche gayi

Aur jaise usse nai kdev ko dhekha ussnak bhaag kar picche sai pakad liya

Kdev-kon hai

Richa -mujhe maaf kar doo mai kbhi aisa nahi karungi par app kabhi chhod kar mat

janna

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Maa- kaya hua esse

Devika nai badi azzeb nazro sai dhekha usse

Tabhi sona tea le kar aayi par jaisse usski nazar richa par padhi woh wahi ruk

gayi usska diamg richa ke dimag ko padnai laga

Jaase hi usse mera raakh ban kar gayab hoo jana pata chaalaa

Sona- nahii

Usske haatho sai tea ki plate gir

Gayi aur woh behosh hoo gayi

Kdev nai jaldi sai richa ko chudaya aur sona ki taraf gaya

Pass jakar ussnai usse goad mai utahaya aur lekar chal pada mere toom ki taraf

Kdev- yaha kaya hoo raha hai

Payal didi richa masoom aur de vika bhi kdev ke picche chal padi

Maa- beta aram sai dhekhana kaya hua

Mousi - pta nahi kitni musibate aayengi meri beti ki shaadi mai

Dad- maaf karna yeh sab saayad dev ki wajah...

Mousa - bus aage kuch mat boleyega

Bchacha - kyu pareshan hotte hoo ess ke liye

Dad - kaya baatu par abb mera dev sai vishwas uth raha hai

Udhar kev sona ko lekar room ke bhar

Kdev- aap sab jaao mai samabhal lunga

Payal- nahi hum bhi chalenge par yeh gate andar sai kyu band hai

Richa- woh pari hai andar aur kal yeh mere room mai the

Kdev(man mai)-kaya chakkar hai yaar

Gate khok kiya gaya aur pari nai gate khola

Pari-kaya hua bha.....aree enhhe kaya huaa

Kdev bina kuch bole romm mai gaya aur sona ko bed par litya aur bathroom mai

bhaag gaya

Waha jakar

Kdev- aare kaha hai yeh saaala mai toh mar jaaunga ess family drama sai
 
Aab aagee

Kdev bhar aaya

Kdev- kaya hua hai esse

Devika - pata nahi jaise kisi baat ka shadama laga raha hai

Richa kdev ke pass akar usske gaaloo aur hotho ko chumani lagi

Kdev usse hatata hua - kaya kar rahi hoo waha woh behosh hai aur tum

Richa - kal raat ke liye sorry

Kdev(man mai)- bol toh aasi rahi jasse kal dev nai ess tok diya hai

Richa - kuch oh bolo naa

Kdev- mere jaan tum chinata mat karo sab thik hoga

Richa - mai toh dar hi gayi thu kaya....

Sona - devvvvvvvvvchillaati hui uthi

Devika - arre kaya hua dev yahi hai

Sona nai uper dhekha aur kahdhi ho gayi

Sona - kaya tum dev hoo

Kdev- hhh....aaa kyu kaya hau

Sona nai tezz tappad richa ko mara

Richa - pagal ho kaya

Sona nai usske baal pakad liye aur bed par patak diya

Devika nai usse pakad liya

Devika -pagal hoo gayi hoo kaya

Sona -haa didi essnai dev ko mar diya yeh unka ash hai

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Tabhi gate par awaaj hui shikaha ke pair wahi jam gaye

Pari- nahi bhaiya

Payal- dev.....vvvvvvvv yeh nahi hoo sakata dubara mera bhai mujhe nahi chhod

sakata hai

Tabhi shikha didi andar aayi richa par tahapadoo ki barasat kar di

Sab asse sadami mai the ki kissi ko kuch kuch pata nahi woh kaya kar rahi hai

Shikha- kaimini kyu kiya tunne aisa mere dev ko kyu chin liya haa bol

Richa par bhi koi ashar nahi hoo raha tha kyuki usse laga dev wapas aa gaya hai

par yeh toh usska bhram tha

Kdev sai saayad jada sadmai mai koi nahi tha usska vajood hi mitane wala tha

Pari ki halat kuch jada hi kaharab thi

Devika apne aashu poch kar khdi hui aur kdev ke pass jakar usske paroo mai beth

gayi

Devika - aabb app hi humara sahara hoo kyuki app unnhi ke ansh hoo

Kdev chup chap pada tha

Bhar gate ke side mai diwla sai lag kar saloni roo rahi thi saayd ussnai bhi

sunn liya tha

Par nicche saab ess baat sai bhekhabar the

Kdev ke kaano mai jaase hi pari ki awwaj padi toh pata nahi ussmai kaisa toofan

saa uth pada

Aur pari ko bhaoo mai bhar liya par pari nai usse dhaka de diya

Pari - nnnhhh...iii..mere bhaiya koo mat marro plaeasee mat maroo

Kdev- pari nahi mai huu

Pari uth kar khidki ki taraf bhaggi

Kdev nai usse pakad liya

Kdev- pagal hai kaya kaha jaa rahi hai

Pari - mai kudh jaungi toh bhaiya ke pass sawag mai chali jaayugi

Kdev - pagal agar woh narak mai hua toh

Pari- app gande hoo

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Kdev - devika kaya hoo gaya hai esse

Devika usse pass aati hai aur usske sir par haath rakati hai

Devika - yeh sadami mai pagal ho gayi hai

Yeh sun saloni didi gate khol kar anadr aati hai aur gate band kar deti hai aur

bhaag kar kdev ke gaale lag jaati hai

Saloni- meri bhen ko baccha loo mai tumhari gulam ban jaaungii

Kdev - kaise baate kar rahe app log bhale mai usska ansh hu par mera bhi wahi

rishata hai jo mere mallik yaa kahu mere khud kaa tha

Udhar shidho sai chad kar mousi aur bua upar aane lagi hai

Mousi-geeta yeh sahddi hoo jaaye bus thik sai

Geeta -aare chinata mat karo bus kal ka din aur hai bus

Dono gate ke pass akar

Knok knock

Geeta - aare baccho bhut hok gaya abb chaloo niche aaoo usse aram katni doo

nasata kar loo phir taayariya bhi karani hai

Payal didi nai asshu pocche - aayi maa bus todhi mai sona thik hai abbb

Mousi - chaloo didi sab thik hai jaldii aaaooo

Woh chali gayi

Payal- dhekhoo joh bhi hai par abb kisi aur ko pata nahi lagana caahiye ki mai

nahi caahati ki sab logo par yeh pahad tute

Kdev- par kaise

Devika - appko dev banaana hoga

Kdev- nahiiiiiiii..............

Saloni -please humari family ka sawal hai

Kdev - par mai nahi kar sakata yeh

Devika - agar app nahi kar sakate toh koi nahi kar sakata

Kdev- aur pari kaa kaya karogi

Devika - haa agar ess halat mai gayi toh

Kdev- rukoo ek minute

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Kdev nai aditi ko yaad kiya

Aditi waha aa gayi (abb ess mai cofuse mat hona bus )

Aditi- aapnao yaad kiya mujhe

Kdev Tumhe kuch time ke liye pari banana hoga aur devika tum esse pari lok mai

chhod kar aaoo par esska dyaan rakaha jaana caahiye

Devika - app chinata mat karo samjhoo mai hii rakhungii

Devika usse lekar chali gayi parilok aur aditi nai apan roop badal liyaa

Kdev -abb chalo nicche sab apana muh doo loo

Saloni- sach mai bannoge dev tum haramae liye

Kdev(man mai)- abb gand mari gaane waali hai toh mota patala kya joh hoga dhekh

lenge

Kdev - haaa ha thik hai par koi apana muh nahi grayega nicche

Usske baad sab fresh hokar asse nicche gaye jaise koi khusbkhbari sun kar aa

rahe hoo

Masoom- loo mummi ji aa jaye sabb

Dad - dev jara jakar hall ka injam dhek leh

Arav - mai bhi chala jaanuna uncle

Kdev-arre thanks yaar

Arav - kaya kaha

Kdev - arre pasta le pasta

Arav - saale aacha bahana hai

Kdev - uhhhh huuuuuu

Janu- aare yeh pani loo pani

Kdev nai panni piyaa

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Kdev nai todha saa kahya aur uth gaya

Kdev - app sabkoo ek baat bata duu

Sab - kaya

Kdev - abb mai apna face change kar raha huu

Maa- kaya hua beta

Kdev - maa abb mai naa police ki aur naa raw ki naukari karunga mat thak gaya

huu

Arav- matalab toh kudh ko dead.....

Kdev - haa aisa hii

Dad - chaloo kam sai kam family ko time tob dega bhaut edhar udhar jaata rahaeta

hai

Cacha - kaya bhai aap support kar rahe hoo

Dad - haa chhote waise bhi esske lakshan thik nahi lag rahe hai gahr rahega toh

nayi company mai lawa dunga ek kaam kar tuh apnr asli roop mai aa aur school

jaya kar apni bheno Ke saath

Kdev(man mai)- waah kaya baat kahi hai abb meri merra bhi milegi munnjhe

Dad -bol karega naa

Kdev - ji dad jaisa app kahoo bus app gussa mat ho

Dad - gussa woh toh aa tab baat karunga chal abb teri shaktiyoo kaa kuch fayada

toh huaa hai

Kdev nai apna face aur body change kiya

Bchachi - aare yeh toh bilkul mera pyaara dev jaisa hoo gaya

Dad - haa abb agar koi aur hanagama kiya toh samajh lenna

Kdev - ji dad chal arav

Janu- mai bhi chalu kaya

Kdev -chaloo chaloo

Tenno bhar aaye aur car sai nikal pade

Kdev nai song chala diya aur nacchene laga jaise sab kuch bhul gaya hoo

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Janu- dev kaya black bird mar gaya kaya

Kdev nai break laga diya

Udhar black bird apne mahal mai khushi sai naacha raha tha aur apne power kaa

istemaal kar ke mahal ki chizo fod raha tha

BB - Wah saitaan kaaya chaal chali hai yaha

Shaitann - haa akhiri whakt par meri chudail nai uss richa ko vash mai kar uss

dev ka kaam kahatam kar diya par samjah mai nahi aa raha ki usska sharir kaha

chala gaya

- chhodo woh mar gaya mujhe usski shkati mill gayi aur mai zinda hoo gaya

Shaitann - par dyaan rakahana kahi woh phir naa aa jaye

- chhodo woh mar gaya mujhe usski shkati mill gayi aur mai zinda hoo gaya

Shaitann - par dyaan rakahana kahi woh phir naa aa jaye
 
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BB- haa haa thik abb mera whakt hai ess shar par raaj karnai kaa

Shaitann- abb mai gorh nidra mai jaa raha abb mujhe dubara jagaane ki kosisi bhi

mat karna

Yeh bol kar saitann gayab ho gaya

BB- abbe jaa abb teri jarurat kisse hai abb mai raaj karunga ess share mai hu

yaha kaa bhagawaann ha ha ha ha

Udhar

Janu- kaya hua break kyu lagaya

kdev - kuch hahi aur gaadi aage bhadha di

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Tenno marriage hall pahuche

Kdev - escuse me

Karishma (weeding planer )- ji kahaiye

Kdev - sab kaam thik chal raha hau naa

Karishma - haa par app

Kdev- arre mai dulahan kaa bhai dev

Karishma- woh toh dusre the....

Kdev - arre shakal kaaa kaya rakaha hai woh toh badalti rahati hai koi kam hai

toh baatau

Karishma - ji haa todha cash mil jaata toh kaam todha jaldi hoo jatta

Kdev nai jeb mai haath dala aur dev ke purse ko yaad kiya aur woh usski jeb mai

aa gaya

Phir ussnai card nikala aur

Kdev - loo ess sai kar do joh karna hai aur sab ekdum costly honna caahiye koi

kami nahi

Karishma - haa jaisa aap kahoo

Kdev- arre yeh kaya yeh ghtiyaa phool laga rakhe hai aur murjha gaye hai

Karishama - sir woh bus badanai waale hai

Kdev - accha kon saai lagaaogi batana

Karishma - ji woh mogra

Kdev -what nonsense rose kahatam hoo gaye hai kyaa haa

Karishma - no sir

Kdev- abb jaaoo muh mat dhekhoo aur todha late change karna matalb kall warana

phir sai ...

Karishma - samajh gayi

Kdev - saala yeh pata nahi kin dimag sai paidal logo ko kaam deta hai

Janu- kaya bol rahe hoo dev toh tum hi ho

Kdev - haa toh mai apne app ko kuch naa kahu

Janu- gussa kyu hoote hoo

Arav- saale esse kyu gussa dhekha raha hai

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Kdev(man mai)- kyuki mera kaam karnai ka man nahi aur esske chakar mai woh dev

parlok shidhar gaya abb uffff yeh garmi

Kdev - abe yeh ac ka alag sai kahana hoga kaya

Janu- kyu chilla rahe hoo araam sai kahoo naa

Kdev- oye bhai jara ac dhekha naa garami lag rahi hai

Worker - ji abhi thik hi jaayega

Arav - tum dono room mai chaloo mai aata hu sir koo inform kar duu tere decision

kaa

Kdev - haa jaa chaloo tum yaha garmi bhaut hai

Janu- haa chalo

Kdev aur jaanu room mai gaye

Janu- kaya baat hai todhe pareshan lag rahe hoo

Kdev - aur kaya karu dad gussa hau uper sai sai yeh kaam

Janu usske pass gayi

Kdev(man mai)- chaloo kuch mitha milega

Janu nai usske kahdhe par sir rakha - kitnai din hoo gaye hai tumhare saath ek

pal bitaye aur tunnai mere liye kitana kuch saha hai

Kdev(man mai)- hey bhagawan yeh dev kaya chiz hai sab kiv sab bus bhasan baaji

Janu- kuch toh bolo naah

Kdev - haa kitane din hoo gaye hai tunhare bhadan ko chuye bina tumhari madhosh

khusbhu liye bina

Janu nai sir hataya aur kdev ke sir par haath rakaha - kaya hua tabiyat toh thik

hai naa aaj kaasi bahaki bahaki baate kar rahe hoo

Kdev uth gaya - haa ha mai aata hu tum tab tak jara jakar kal ki saari tayari

dhekhoo

Janu- haa jaati huh

Woh nicche chalii gayi

Kdev bhi room sai bhar aaya aur edhar udhar ghumani laga

Kdev- waaha yaar yaha toh badi chal pahal hai aare yaar woh red wala maal nhi

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nhi pink waala accha hai

Tabhi usske khandhe par hath rakaha kissi nai

Arav- aabe saale tera dimag kaharab toh nahi hai ek toh waise hi ettni hai teri

life mai aur yaha ladkiyaa taad raha hai aur maal kon hai

Kdev has kar - haa ha aare kuch nahi mai toh puhaloo ke maal ki baat kar raha

tha kaafi accha maal aaya hai

Arav- chal mujhe pata hai kaya dhekha aur kon saa maal

Kdev- accha chal jara baaki kaam dhekhete hai

Arav - chal

Udhar kaale kaale baadloo sai log aase gir rahe the gaise koi laaasho ki barish

hoo rahi hoo

Har jagah khoon hii khoon maanno jaise narak hoo har taraf chikh pukar machi

hai

Koi edhar roo raha koi udhar kissi ke haathoo mai kile mari jaa rahi hai toh

kissi ki kahaal kichi jaa rahi hai

Kaayi logo ki aakhe nikali jaa rahi aur kaayoo ko ki ungliyoo ko sabji ki tarah

kaata jaa raha hai

Tabhi unn lashoo ke dher sai ek haath nikal woh saabko hatata hua usse sai bhar

niakala

Ki ussii nazar yaha padi

Mai(dev)- eeeeee yeh bhagawan mai kaha aa gaya huu

Tabhi waha suar jaise kutto par sawaar ek kankaal meri taraf bhadha

woh bhaut tezzi sai meri hi taaraf aa raha tha mai bhaganai laga puri jaan laga

kar kaafi der bhagaane ke baad mere saamnai ek aag ki kaahyii aayi mai usse suar

ke haato kaatne sai accha kudhana hi samajaha

Mai uss aaag mai chalang laga dii

Par mai uss aag ke aar par hoo gaya aur girta raha

Kaafi dher baad mai ek andre kamre mai tha taha ek suuii girni ki bhi awaj dara

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Tabhi waha waha tezz roshai aurr awwaj hui jiss sai mere kaan aur aakhe dono

sunn hoo gaayi

Mai kaafi dher baad jab dhekha toh mere saamnai yeh tha

Mere shrir par saaniko ke kapade the aur laal rang kuch pith par

Ussnai ek talawaar pheki

Samasi- upper photo wala

Samasi- chal uth aur lad mujhsai bhut ladnai kaa shokh hai hai naa

Mai- kon hoo tum mai kyu laduu tum sai aur mai huu kaha

Samasi- tuh narak mai

Mai- kaya par kaise kyuu

Samasi- kyuki tunne bhaut logo kaa bherahmi sai khoon kiya hai

Mai- par woh galat log the

Samasi- par tunne innsanoo ko bhi apni shati sai mara insaano ko dand dene kaa

haak sirf mahakaal kaa hai chal abb ladd aur apne dard ke din ginana shuru kar

Mai- kaya par kaise kyuu

Samasi- kyuki tunne bhaut logo kaa bherahmi sai khoon kiya hai

Mai- par woh galat log the

Samasi- par tunne innsanoo ko bhi apni shati sai mara insaano ko dand dene kaa

haak sirf mahakaal kaa hai chal abb ladd aur apne dard ke din ginana shuru kar
 
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Mai - nahi ladunga mai caahe kuch bhi ho

Samasi- uska bhi taraika humme aata hai ussnai haath aage kiya

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Maa- a......aaa....a.ah.....meraa nahi ruk jao aaa..m.h........ Rukoo

Samsai nai apni muthi khol di

Mai- huuuuffff....ffff..uhhhhuhhhh maine talawar uthayi aur ladkhadata hua kdha

hua

Usnak apna haath aage kiya tabhi mere saamnai gamin sai ek azzeb si chiz

nikali

Arre yeh toh sanik hai dheere dheere ek ek karke mere chaaro tarf saanikoo kaa

ek mela lag aur dheer gamin uss andherr sai bhar aa gayi

Yaha jaase koi jawala mukhi kaa shar hai

Mai soch mai hi tha ek nai mujh par waar kiya mera kahnadaha kat gaya todha

gahara saa par bacha kyuki mere srair par todha haka saa kavach tha

Maine talwar ko kass ke pakada aur ek sanik par waar kiya par uss kuch nahi

hua

Mujh par ek saath chaaro taraf sai war hua mai chalag mar kar kudh gaya

Maine talwaar ek sir par fhek di usska sir kat gaya aur talawaar mere haatho mai

jaise aayi ek tir danadanta hua meri pith mai guss gaya

Samsai- ek aur mout ek aur terr

Mai fir ek saink phir mar diya

Ek teer meri taraf aaya main jahtt sir gukaya aur kaat diya

Mai- aaahhhh ...merii jahaang

Teer kaatne tak do aur teer meri jahaag mai ghus gaye

Samsai- yaha teri mout ka yandav aur tujhe tadpani kaa kila tuh kaya socha yeh

kaya hai ha ha ha ha maroo

Mai- ruk jaoo agar mai ennhi nahi marunga toh mai bhi mara jaunga

Samsai- tuh toh mara hua hai

Mai- phir mera khoon aur mujjhe dard kyu hoo raha hai

Samasai - ha ha ha teri saja tera dard

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Mai- thik toh yahi sahi

Mai saniko ko marata gaya aur terr kahata gaya

Aakhir sabbkoo marnai ke baad meri halat kaharab hoo gayi mai ghutanoo par gir

gaya

ABB CHALATE HAI EARTH PAR

JAHA KUCH ALAG HI CHAL RAHA HAI

Saara kuch fix karke kdev janu ko lekar nikanai wala tha

Karishma - hello sir apka card

Kdev usske pass gaya

Kdev nai ess baadi gor sai dhekha karishma ko - hoo gaya sab kuch

Karishma - ji sir

Kdev- bus dev

Karishma - ji

Kdev- bus dev bol doo toh accha

Karisha - he he ok dev...

Kdev - waaise ek baat kahu

Karishma - haa kaya

Kdev - lipstick bhaut acchi hai

Karishma sharama kar - thanks

Kdev dhirre- kash esse taste kar pata

Karishma - kuch kaha kaya

Kdev- nahi chaloo kal sab accha hoga naa

Karishma - bilkul etna paisa jo lagaya hai

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Kdev -abhi kuch aur bhi bacha hai kal dhekh logi

Yeh bol kar kdev car lekar nikal gaya

Janu- kaya baat kar rahe the uss sai

Kdev- aare kal shaadi ki aur kaya tum bhi naa

Janu- accha lag nahi raha tha

Kdev - aare bura mat manno bus shaadi ki baat ki

Janu- accha kab karo papa sai baat humare liye

Kdev- kaya matalab

Janu- matalab puch rahe ho yaa gusaa dila rahe hoo

Kdev- sorry sorry karlunga phele yeh mamala toh suljaha lu aur haa tumnai pucha

tha BB ka kaya hua

Phelcahi baar maine usske pankh ukadh diye saayad woh mar gaya hoga tabhi toh

kitana sukun hai

Janu kdev ke gaalo par kiss kar deti hai

Janu-i love you

Kdev- i love to phele pata hota asee milati hai kiss toh abhi dubara zinda kar

ke marata aur tuh kaya kar raha hai phone mai

Arav - tere mout ki kahabar pad raha hu

Kdev/JANU- what

Arav - yeh dhekh news mai aa raha hai ki dig aur joker ek hi ennsan tha joh mar

gaya hai

Maine phone liya

News 7

Nisha - aaj ki badi news mashur joker aur dgp ek hi hai aur kal unnki deadth ho

gayi aisa ennka kahna hai

BB - haa sahi yeh

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Nisha - app apne baare mai kuch baatye

- MAI HU BLACK BIRD TUM SABAKA NAYA BHAGWAN

Nisha- sorry sir yeh national tv hai

BB - haa pata hai

Nisha-yeh sab chodiye baatiye humare dharshakoo ko ki kisnai mara hai unnko

BB- USSKI wife nai

Nisha-jaha tak humare sutro sai pata chala hai unnki koi wife nahi hai

BB nai ek haath mara desk par usske tukde hoo gaye

Nai phir nisha ko ek taapad mara -mujhe jhutaa bolati hai apne bhagawann koo

oyye haarmkhoro focus yaha mere par

Sab camere BB KI taraf hoo gaye sab dar gaye usske pankho ko khulata dhekh kar

BB- haa toh mere payaare nagar waalsio mai hu tumhara naya maallik tumahara

bhaagwaan

Abb dyana rakahan mai joh magu mujje milana caahiye agar mila toh kuch nahi

kahunga aur agar nahi diya toh sabb maroge sab

Aur mujhe caahiye ki tum sab mere talve caatoo aur abb tumhe baachani wala koi

masiha nahi hai

Tv chaanel director-kaya ho raha hai aut tuh kon ruk abhi police ko phone karata

huu

Uss sai phele woh kuch kar pata BB NAI uska sir uda diya

Aur pankh feela kar chat todata hua udd gaya

Yaha car mai kdev pasien pasine hoo gaya

Janu- tumnai toh kah...taha

Kdev- sshiii chup raho merri smajh mai nahi aa raha hai

Arav- abe yeh caahata kaya hai

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Kdev -yeh bus shaktiyoo ki bhook hai aur janu kii

Arav - esse jann sai mar dunga mai

Kdev-tujhe kaya lagata hai dev nai yeh nahi kiya hoga

Janu- matalab

Kdev bina kuch bole car ghar ki taraf bhga deta hai

Ghar pahuch kar woh sidha richa ke room mai jakar gate band kar deta hai

Richa - tum yaha

Kdev-sach sach bata kis chiz sai mara tha mujhe

Richa - woh kahnzar diya tha kissi BB nai par maine nahi mara yakin karo

Kdev nai tapad mar diya - bhevkuf woh kanazar pass mai rakhani ki kaya jarurat

thi jaanti hai uss sai meri saari shaktiya usske andar chali gayi

Richa roote hui - mujhe maaf kar doo mujhsai galti hoo gayi maaf kar doo

Kdev -yeh ronna band kar aur bata aur kaya diya ussnai tujhe

Richa roti hui ek bag lekar kdev ko diya jismai sai yeh nikala

Kdev nai usse khol kar sungha

Kdev- uuuuuhhhhhuuhhu kaya piya tha ess

Richa - haa todha saa

Kdev - tabhi mai kahu sala dev etna pagal nahi hai ki etni assani sai mar jaaye

accha kaya sex bhi kiya tha

Richa - wohhh....

Kdev - mujhsai mat sharmao uss sai kiya samjho mujhsai kiya bus pata nahi kyu

humme pata nahi chalata essi liye mai zinda huu

Richa- haa shuru hua tha

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Kdev- aur tumnai mar diya usse

Richa - haa tumhe kaise pata yeh sab

Kdev - dev matalb jab mai smarat tha uss sai phele mai padnai gaya tha bhaut

saaloo kr liye tab mujhe yeh sab shikaya gaya tha

Richa - matalab

Kdev - tum nahi samjhogi bus etna jaan loo ki yeh ek chudail kahde aur sammohan

kadhe ka mixture hai jiss sai tum dono madhosh hoo agaye hoge kyuki esse pinne

waals ke pass jaane waala bhi usski chapet mai aa jata hai

Richa - matalb maine dev ko nahi mara naa

Kdev - haa par kosis toh ki naa

Richa - esse pinne ke baad bus mujhe kuch sujh hi nahi raha tha par maine

samabhal liya tha khud ko kaya dev wapas aayega

Kdev- mare hue vapas nahi aate ab. Mujje chinta hai kahi yeh shaadi mai kuch naa

hoo joh mai saayad hi rok paauu

Richa - tum sabki madad le loo naa janu aur devika didi sab janati hai

Kdev- janu ko kaise baatu ki dev nahi raha abb

Richa - tum mujhe mar do mai aur nahi sah sakati unnki mout ka illzaam

Kdev- kuch galatiya kabhi nahi milati hai mai jaa raha hu pari sai milane tum

jakae kaam karo aur haa dyaan rakahan koi news naa dhekhe toh accha

Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii

Richa - thik hai mai sambhal lungii

Kdev ke jaane ke baad richa ek pathar ki tarah gir jaati hai jaise ussmai jaan

naa hoo

Richa ke aakhoo sai asshu nadi ke panni ki tarah bahen lage

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Richa - kass mai etni kudgarz naa banati aur kahnzar fhek deti aaj dev hamre

saathe hote

Now come to hell

Mai saamnai dhekha toh samasi tha

Samasi- bus etna hi dum hai waha teri bhen pagal hoo gayi tuh lad bhi nahi paa

raha hai

Mai- nahiii aisa nahi hoo sakata hai

Samasi- accha yeh dhekh

Ussnai samnai pari ki tasvir dhekhagi joh edhar udhar bhaag rahi thi aur devika

usse pakadnai ki kosish kar rahi thi

Ussnai haath hata diya.

Samasi- abb yeh dhekh teri family ki mout kaa saman

Phir joh ussnao dhikaya mai kaap gaya BB zinda hoo gaya

Ussnai phir hata diya sab kuch

Samasi- kyu tadapa naaa ha aha ha

Mai- kyu kyu kar rahe hoo mere saath

Samasi -yeh toh mera khel hai

Mai- par mujhe mere ghar janna hoga

Samasi- abb aaya mudde par fayada nahi humme tujhe yaha rokane ko kaha gaya

hai

Mai- rokane ko matlab

Samasi - devta sai jada baat nahi

Mai- kon god

Samasi -mai aaj ka devta hu yaha ka

Mai-fire god

Samasi -huuu yeh accha hai fire god

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Mai-phir god mujh jaise mai kyu interest lenne lage

Samasi -mujhe baatoo mai mat uljha tuh

Mai-mai aakhir janaana cahata hu aakhir aisi kaya baat ek fire god mujhe rok

raha hai

Samasi -tuh nahi janata kaya teri shaktiya kis sai bani hai

Mai-woh mere piche janam ki hai

Samasi- woh nahi ess janam ki

Mai- kisi sai bani hui hai

Samasi -man mai- agar maine esse yaad dila diya ki yeh kya hai toh meri mout bhi

hoo sakati hai

Samasi- tujhe apna jeevan yahi katana hoga yahi teri saja hai joh mahakaal nai

nishchit ki hai tere liye

Mai-yeh kaisa faisala hai waha woh BB logo ko bina baat ke maar de raha hai aur

app mujhe bandi bana rahe hai

Samasi- woh bura insaan hai aur buri shkatiyoo sai bana hua hai par tere pass

bhagawan ki alokik shaktiya hai

Mai- bhagwan ki alokik sahktiya kaisi shkatiyaa

Samasi- bus bahut hogaya

Mai- hhuuuuuuhhhhhuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhhhuhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuu

Usski agg ki cahbuk mujhe cureent jaisi lag raha hai

Mera shrir bhaut tezzi sai hil raha tha maine himmat kar chabuk pakadi aur

talwar uss par maar di

Samasi- tuh mere saamnai chiti hai

Mai- aakhir kaya hai meri shaktiyoo kaa raaj

Woh chabuk mujh par kass gayi

Ussnai mujhe chich kar dur fhek diya

Mai ek jawala mukhi ke pass gira

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Ussnai ek talwaar meri taraf phek di

Par woh mujhe lagane ki bajaye jawala mukhi mai chala

Samasi - uhhh suuhh saannaa siii bera naki amso su du raaa

Mai- abe kaya bak raha hai yeh dhekho tum joh bhi hoo god yaa kuch bhi agar mai

yaha bandi raha toh waha log maare jajayenge

Tabhi picche sai awwaj aayi

Shhiiiiii amaa naasaaahaa uhhssssaa dinaahuuuuahha siiiiii

Mai picche muda

Mai- aaahh eaasisssi maa kaaaa serpent

Mai gajabra kar piche gir gaya

Samsai- eeessssshhhh baaaaa cruuuusaha naaa aruuu kasaa [esse kaha jaao abhi

nahi toh humme kahatra hai ]

Serepent kahtra sun kar. Meri tarf aaya aur muh meri taraf khol diya mai bhagata

hua ek gaadhe mai kudh gaya

Serpent nai muh uss ghadhe mai mara par uska muh bahut jada bada woh nahi nikala

paya mujhe picche chala gaya

Mere jaan mai jaan aayi par phir dharti hilane lagi aur ek jahake mai uper hawa

mai uchala gaya

[Hua yeh ki serpent apni puch sai jamin ko tokanae laga jis sai mai bahar aa

gaya]

Maine kas ke aakhe band kar

Seperent eente tezzr sai aya ki pata nahi chala mai kab usske andar tha

Samasi- chaloo mera kaam pura hua

Jab aakhe kholi toh khoon ke samundar mai duba hua tha

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Mujhe garmi lag rahi thi

Mai- yaar ek atama ko garmi kaise lag sakati hai

Mai pura hilane laga edhar udhar

Maine dhekha ek aag bhara koyala aa raha tha uper sai

Mai- abe yeh toh aag kahata hai

maine naa chate hui bhi khoon mai dubaki laga di aur woh aag niche chali gayi

Mai bhar nikal -uff kaise nikalu yaha sai

Mai taraine laga kaafi tairane ke baad mai ek jagah pahuch

Mai- saayad abb upper chana pade

Maine apni nikali aur usske sahare uper chanai laga ek lambi chadayi ke baad mai

usske muh ke pass pahucha uska rk daath toota hua tha mai usske ched sai kudh

gaya

Mai- arre yeh toh soo gaya hai mai nikal leta huu agar yeh jaga aur uss samasi

ko pata laga toh mai gaya

Mai dheere dheere bhar gaya

Aur dhekha toha yaha ka nazra hi alag tha

Ek badi si diwal thi aur uss par snake bana hua tha tabhi nicche nazar padi ek

admi ek dusre adami ko chaku mar diya aur nai ek nai usse pakad rakah tha aur

toda uper ek kaale kapde mai adami kahada tha aag ki masal liye hue

Woh uss admi wase hi tadapata chod kar chale gaye kar chale gaye

Paani mai kud gaya jisaai mere uper ka khoon saaf hoo gaya

Aur mai bhar nikal kar ussk adami ke paas pahucha aur uska sir pakad kar

utahaya

Mai- kaya hua app thik ho sakete hoo mai koi madad karu

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Adami nai ek taraf esshara karke - mera ghar

Maije usse uthaya aur chal pada uss taraf par samajh nahi aaya ki narak sai yeh

mai kaha aa gaya huuu

Mai - aur kitana aage

Ussnai ek ghar ki yaraf eshaara kiya

Mai jaladi jaldi chalane laga jaldi sai mai bina kuch kahe uss gahr mai ghus

gaya

Mai- koi hai koi hai

Aurat - aayi baba chilaoo mat

Ladki - kon hai maa

Ladka - mama aa gaye kaya

Adami- vinash

Aurati-vinashi

Ladaki- sabnam

Ladka - garuja

Tabhi vinashi aayi usski pheli nazar padi apne pati par

Woh bhaag kar aayi aur

Vinashi - kaya huaa aapko sabnam jaldi zahar laa

Mai- pagal hoo kaya zahar yeh mar rahe hai

Tabhi ek ladaki ek gilas mai mai hara saa kuch laayi kuch kaya yej jahar hi

hoga

Unnai uss adami ko zahar pila diya zhar pite hi woh ekdum thik hoo gaya

Woh kadha ho gaya

Vinash- shukriya mere dost

Mai- eeeeh shukriya thik par yeh jebh sai jaal kyu chaata

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Vinash -yeh hamre shukriya karnai ka andaz hai

Tabhi uss nai nai phir apni lakbhi libh nikali aur mere gaalo aur hotho par

firayai

Mai- bus uummmmmhhhhhh aahh ahhhh ahhh

Vinash- beti bus kar

Ussnai meri jeebh chodi

Asal mai ussnai bhi apni maa jaisa kiya par meri jeeb ko apni jeeb sai pakad

liya

Mai- tuuuhhhh tuhhh pagal hoo kaya aap logo maine appki jaan baachayi aur app

mujhe hii marnae par tuule hue hoo

Sabnam - bahut bahut shuriya kaha maine

Mai- bus bus bhaut hoo gaya koi aaae tadke tuh dur rah koi shukriya nahi samjha

kaha aa gaya hua narak sai sidha

Charooo- kaya nark sai

Mai- haa narak sai waha koi samasi nai marene ke liye serpent bheja jisnai mujhe

yaha laa diya

Sabnam- kaya kaha ssss.eeee

Mai- aare bada saa saaph hai mujhe kah gaya tha tum sab kon hoo mai kaha huu

Par woh uss sai pheele hi mere sarir ko caahgane lage

Mai- chii band karo yeh shukriya

Vinash- yeh shukriya nahi humara aadar hai aapke liye joh app humare bhagavan ke

sharir sai yaha aaye hai

Mai- kaya jagh hai yeh

Sabanam - naag lok hai par narak toh yaha sai kahi dur hai

Mai- matlab nark ka pata esse baata rahi hoo jaise roj jaati hoo waha

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Vinash - nahi naago kaa janna wha warjit hai par aap kon joh mar kar bhi zinda

hai

Mai- aare mai woh kaya matalab mai zinda huu

Vinash- matalab yahi ki aare haa jab koi humare bhagvan ke khoon sai naha le aur

baccha jaaye toh usse zindagi milati hai

Mai- kaya matalab serpent matalb aapke bhagawan ke khoon sai zindagi

Vinashi- haa har naag dubra zinda hoo jata hai

Mai- mai naag nahi huu

Vinash- phir app mai sai janawar ki khushbu kyu aa rahai hai

Mai(man mai)- kaya mai yaha bhi bhediya ban sakata huu

Vinash - kaya soch rahe hoo

Mai- kuch nahi

Vinashi- humme apne sawagat ka mouka dijiye

Mai- mujhe mere ghar janna hoga Kaya app log merj madad karoge yaha sai nikalene

mai

Vinashi- jinta hoga karenge

Mai- par mai insaan hu jahar nahi pita

Sabanam- aare humara raajye bhi jadataar innsano jaisa hai

Mai- mujhe yakin nahi hoo raha mai narak saai jinda aa gaya huu

Vinashi- jarur aap bhagawan ke farishte hoo joh mere pati ko bachane aaye hoo

Vinash- chaliyee hum Baate kare tum jakar kahana baana doo

Bhar aakar hum baate karnai mujhe aisa laga jaise yeh banda meri madad kar

sakata hai

Par mujhe ennki shukriyaa ka tarika pasand nahi aaya ekdum nahi
 
Udhar kdev

Richa sai jhut bol kar kahi jaa raha tha sunsan elaake par

Kdev - agar mai zinda hu matalb dev ko kuch nahi hua hai par wob kaha hoo sakata

hai abhi abb saari shaktiyaa toh uss kutte ke pass hai

Mai karu toh karu kaya arre woh budha bhi toh hai

Ussnai aakhe band ki aur bolane laga - guruji darshan do

Tabhi ek chata uss par pada

Kdev - kon hai bhen kaa........guriji app dhyene hua joh aap aayee

Guruji - chup kar batmiz

Kdev- btmiz kyu guruji

Guruji- kyuki tuh hai

Kdev- maine kon si aapki ladki ched di hai

Guruji - chup kar murkh tuh meri beti ke kabil nahi

Kdev- kyu woh kaya pariyoo ki raani sai jada khoobsurat hai

Guruji- maine phele hi kaha tha dev sai tujhe zinda rakh kar ussnai galati ki Kdev -kyu mai kon saa rand.......chatakkk

Guruji- bus abb ek sabd aur nahi aur bado ki ezzat karana shih

Kdev - kyu ezzat sai kon saa mujhe mere mann ki chiz mil jaayegi

Guruji- ha chiz mai sambhog nahi dudaha jaata

Kdev- toh aapki beti kaya parasaad mai milli hai

Guruji- kaya essi liye yaad kiya mujhe ki mujhe jalil kar sake

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Kdev(man mai)- kaya puchu ess budhe sai sala aadhi baat bateyega

Guruji - phele puch toh nalayak

Kdev - dev kaha hai

Guruji- kyu

Kdev - khadaa nahi hota mera usske bina are kyu kaya hota hai

Guruji - agar tuh mere sishya kaa ansh naa hota abhi tujhe basm kar deta

Kdev- haa apka mahan sishye diamag jeb mai rakahata hai kitani baar kaha tok de

tok par nahi bhi sahab romance karege lag gai naa lanka

Guruji- (man mai)- yeh toh meri soch sai jada uudand hai

Kdev- abb bata bhi do

Guruji - woh nark mai hai

Kdev - kaya par ussnai kon saa paap kar diya

Guruji- tere jaisa paapi joh hai usskr sahrir mai

Kdev - mai paapi hu toh yaha kyu huuu

Guruji- yahi toh vidambana hai

Ki aache logo ka gahada jaldi bharata hai

Kdev- maine kon saa paap karawa diya haa ek milli videshi toh shuru karwa diya

par aapke sishy nai koi kasar naa chhodi masal diya uss agent ko

Guruji- shiv shiv kaise anrgal baate kar raha hai tuh tujhe usski koi chinata

nahi hai shivshiv sadbhudhi doo esse bhagwan

Kdev- accha kaise bacchana hai baatoo

Guruj -tujhe jaruat nahi hai woh kudh ki rakasha kar lega

Kdev- waah guruji aaj sai appko namaskar dhanye hoo abb mai free hokar gediyaa

marunga

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Guruji- teri gandi sangat sai bacchaye parbhu mere sesiye koo

Aur woh gayab hoo gaye

Kdev - wajah yaar maja aa gaya sun abb chain sai karunga apne man ki

Aur ease yeh din aur raat gujar gayi subah sab log uthe aur shaadi mai busy hoo

gaye aaj payal didi ki shaadi hone waali thi finally

Par kisi ko abhi bhi chain nahi tha

Ek kamre mai shikha didi bethi hui kuch soch rahi thi

Aur usske haath mai thi ek gun

Tabhi ussnai phone uthaya aur phone

Shikha - yea sir i want a team our leader is dead

Mohan - ok i know about dev arav told me come come fast we will do it fast //cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/23e9.svg

Shika didi nai ek car nikalwayi aur driver sai kah kar chal padi raw agency

Piche bethe hue unnke unnke aakhoo sai aashu nikal jaate hai

Woh usse poch kar apni aap ko majbut baana deti hai

Shikha - shikha himmat nahi harani dev ki bhen hai tuh jiske liye koi mission

kabhi bhi muskhil nai raha haa kaise khood do ess raw ko jisnai mujhe dev sai

milaya

Kuch hi der mai car pahuchi raw agency

Shikha didi jaldi sai nikali aur apne taraing room mai jakar kapde bade aur ek

talawar nikali

Aur paratice karani lagi

Aur phir gun ki practice

Warm up practice session ke baad woh uper gayi jaha ek helicopter

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Phir woh nikal gayi

Aur jagal ki taraf jaha bb trace hua tha ussnai channel director ko publicly mar

kar sansani faila di thi toh abb raw ko rokana tha usse par kaya yeh mout ke muh

mai nahi jaa rahe

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Shikha - alapha 1 and alpha 2 i am your leader

Alaha 1 one agent - mam its really truth that joker sir deadth

Shikha apne dard ko piti hui - yaa its pure truth

Alpha2 agents -mam yeh Bb ko hara paayenge hum

Shikha- mai jhut nahi bolungi essi nai dev sorry joker ko mara bus humme sahi

tarike poision dart ka usse dena hai taaki usse kaid saake usse marana bahut

muskil hai

Agent - par mam woh ek dart sai kaise

Shikha - kyuki yeh dart joker par kaam karti hai abb jada baat nahi we reach our

destination be alert

Dheer dherre sab bhar nikale aur jaaise aags bhade helicopeter blast hoo gaya

Sab saham gaye

Ek awwaj ayi sab nai aage dhekha

Bb mudata hua

BB - AA gayi meri joker ki jaan aare sorry dev ki jaan

Shikha - aurto ka shara lekar kaya war karta kabhi kissi aurat sai mar kahega

naa tab yaad aagi tujhe apni maa

Bb - aare aare toh aram sai ara sai yeh lee naa

Ussnai ek light chhodi shikha par

Woh seedhe shikha ke herat par lagi

Shikha apna dil pakad kar - aaahhhhhh

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Alapha 1 nai jaase hi dhekha uss par dart chala di par woh saari raste mai ruk

gayi aur mud kar unnki ko lag gayi saari alpha ek saath dher hoo gayi

Bb - bus etna hi laayi Bb ko pakadnai ke liye

Shikha dheere sai apni mike mai- now drop the cage

BB ke uper ek bada tha cage giraya gaya par usske ek muuke sai tod diya usse

Cage ke tukade jakar shikha ke shrir mai gusse kaayi jagah sai khoon nikalani

laga

Bb nai haath aage kiya aur alpha 2 par aattak kar diya alapha 2 bhi patoo ki

tarah behosh hoo gayi

Bb -dhekh abhi mera mann nahi hai kissi ko marnai ka chali jaa par haa uss janu

ko bhej dena

Shikha nai gun nikali aur fire karnai lagi jismai sedative the

Par Bb nai unnhe fuk maar ke uda diyaa

Bb- kaash tuh bhi dhoke sai mara hota

Aur pass pahuch kar ek laat shikha ke pet mai maar di

Shikhaa - maaaaaaa.........

Bb - galat boli dev bol

Ussnai ek aat shikha ki jhaagh par maari

Shikha - devvvv

Shikha nai pit sai takawar nikal kar bb ke jhaag kaat di

Bb. - uiiii yeh toh suii hai aur dhaar banna kar laaati

Ek aur laat shikha ke seene par padi

Shikha -aaahhhhhhhhhh................

Tabhi bb nai shikha kaa haath pakada tha ki usski aakhe band hoo gayi uska dimag

sunn pad gaya

Dev - aakhiri paloo mai koi kawaaiysh hai hai teri toh bata jaldi

Bb - nahi mujje chod do please mai tumhere pair paakdata hu

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Dev- ha ha ha aaj nahi bachega tuh

Bb -nahi mai yeh dhekhoo mai tumhare pair caahata hu maaf karo mai kabhi bhgawan

nahi banunga

Dev nai haath aage kiya aur woh bhediye mai badal gaya

Aur Bb kaa kam tamam hoo gaya

Tabhi Bb ki aagkhe khuli aur ussnai shikha kaa haath chhod diya

Shikha hairani aur dard sai usski taraf dhekha

Bb hakalata hua - tuh kon hai kaya tuh ayati hai

Shikah - aahhh..... Shikha dheere sai kahdi ho gayi- kaya matalab ayati

Bb - tuh anne waala kal dhekh sakati aur dhikha sakati kaya dev zinda hai

Bb pura paisine mai

Shikha - kaya matalb dev zinda hai

Bb bina kuch bole udd jaata hai

Shikha shock mai thi ki woh future dhekh sakati

Note :-AYATI SANSAKRIT MAI FUTURE KO KAHTE HAI

BB Pahuchata hai apne raaj mahal

Bb - sainko aaj ke baad sab band kar do koi naa yaha andar aayega naa mai bhar

Saare sainik kaam par lag gaye

Bb - mai nahi jaaunga bhar abb nahi banaana mujhe bhagawan mai bus zinda rahana

chaata huu

Nahi caahiye mujhe koi jaanu nahi caahiye mujhe koi shakti akkhir etna kuch

karani ke baad mai mar jaaunga sach mai woh mamuli nahi mar kar bhi vapas

aayega

AAKHIR KON HAI TUH DEV ...

Sanik - malik woh ladkiyoo ka bandobast hoo gaya

Bb - nahi nahi koi ladki nahi mai marana nahi caahata huu bhaagi yaaha sai sab

ladkiyoo ko bhaga do

Sanik - par malik

Bb - baag kute kaha naa bhaag

Bb aapni mout dhekh kar hadbada gaya pura

EDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA
 
IDHAR NAAG LOK MAI KAHANAA KAH RAHA

Vinash - kaya hua kaya soch rahe hai

Mai- meri bheno nai kahana kahaya ki nahi

Sabnam- lagata hai bhaut payaar hai apnni bheno sai

Mai- haa jaan sai bhi jada payaar karta hu aur woh mujhe bhi khud sai jada

payaar karti hai

Sabnam - accha hai app ho bhi kitane acche mere pitaji ki jaan baachayi

Mai- arre nahi yeh har insaan maff karana har ek ka farz hai ki sabki madad

kare

Vinashi- aisa sab nahi sochante hai

Mai haath dhoya aur uth gaya

Vinashi- kaya hua

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Mai- abb mujhe mera rasata bata de mai caalunga yaha sai

Vinash - etna assan nahi hai main wha jaane ki galti ki toh mera yeh haal hua

Mai- kyu aisa kaya hai waha

Vinash- mai waha sabsai shaktishaali naavmani ke lalaach mai gaya tha par pakada

gaya jab ek naag waha nahi jaa sakata hai toh app kaise jaaoge

Sabanam- haa todhe din ruk jaayiye yahi mauka dhekh kar chale jaana

Mai- nahi aisa nahi hoo sakata hai aap nahi lekar jaaoge toh mai hi jaata huu

Vinash - kahi mai phir pakada gaya toh mere pariwar ka kaya hoga

Maine usske bete aur usski ptani aur beti taraf dhekha toh mai aur kuch nahi kah

paya

Mai nikal pada ghar ke bhar tabhi bhagati hui sabanam aayi

Sabanam - suniye

Mai- ji kaya hua

Sabanam-appnai humari madad ki usske liye shukriya

Mai- rukko wahi ruko shukriya ki jarurat nahi hai

Sabanam- kaya app yaha dubra aayenge

Mai- kbhi nahi aur mai ess mahnhus jagah kabhi nahi aaunga par app sabsai mil

kar accha laga

Sabanam - mujhe bhi ohh matalab hum sabko bhi

Mai aur kuch nahi bola aur samnai jagal ki taraf bhadh gaya todhi dur jakar mai

mudha toh woh uussi jagah khadi thi jaha chhoda tha usse

Mai abb bina mudhe chalata gaya aagaya aur chalata gaya bus chalata hi gaya

Aakhir mai thak gaya aur paani ko edhar udhar dudhani laga

Yaha hariyaali bhaut thi par panni nahi

Mai panni pann chilane laga ki tabhi bhaut tezz tezz aawaaje aane lagi jasse

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marpit ho rahi hoo

Mai uss taraf chal pada saayd mujhe kuch mil jaaye waha pinne koo

Mai jab waha pahucha toh ek bada joh kuch aisa tha

ek bande ki dhulayi kar raha tha

Aur ek banda mere side mai khada tha meri nazar padhi usske haath mai jismai

sayad sharb thi unke liye madira

Mujhe toh bus kuch bhi pina tha maine usske haath sai khick liya aur pinne laga

ki tabhi

Woh jo lad raha tha ussnai mujh bich mai patak diya

Sab chilane lage - sardar mar doo esse essnai apki madira ko jhutha kiya hai

Mai- aree ruko ruko mujhe payaas lagi thi toh maine pi liya

Sadar - chal ab lad mujhsai yaar par ussnai apni bhaari bharakam talwar mere

uper chala di

Mai jahat sai side hoo gaya

Udhar raw nai ek team bhej kar sabko vapas agency mai laya

Shikha didi abhi bhi ussi baat ko soch rahi thi ki dev zinda hai par hai kaha

Mohan -kaya hua shikha tum jada mat socho par woh gaya kaha

Shikha - pata nahi sir kaha chala gaya par team mai toh koi gayal nahi hai

Mohan - nahi sab par high doz ki dart ka nasha hai bus

Shikha- sir mai chaalti hu ghad par shaadi hai

Mohan -ok nikalo baad mai discuss kar lenge

Udhar ghar par

Mousi- aare dev kaya kar raha hai jakar dhek. Sab Tayari puri ho gayi hai naa

Kdev - haa mousi app ghbara jada rahi hoo kuch nahi hoga sab thiik hai yaha

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karishma nai sab sahi sai kiya hai

Karishma - ji mam app ghbaiyre mat

Mousi - accha chal mere saath jara

Kdev - chaloo kaha janna hai

Phir mousi mujhe ek room mai lekar gayi jaha payal didi thi

[Yeh scene marriage hall sai hai ]

Payal didi chudiya phen rahi thi

Kdev - aare aaj meri didi kitnai sunder lag rahi hai nazar naa lage ennhe

Payal didi kuch nahi boli

Mosi - kaya huaa beta tuh udass hai

Kdev unnke pass gaya aur unnke gale lag gaya
 
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Payal - kaya sach bol raha hai tuh maa jara app dhekhana saloni kaha hai

Mousi - aacha bulati hu

Mousi room sai chali gayi

Payal- sacha bata kaya dev zinda hai [apne aakho mai aashu liye hue unnhonai

bola ]

Kdev- haa woh abhi nark matalb hell mai haai

Payal- kaya par kyu mera etna accha bhai waha kyu

Kdev- yeh toh mujhe pata nahi hai par aayega jarur pata nahi kab

Payal- tuh yeh shaadi rok de mai dev ke aane par karungi

Kdev- aisa mat kahoo kaya mai alag hu mai bhi tuh ussi ka hisaa hu

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Payal -nahi mai abhi jakar sabko bata dungi haa mai jaa rahi huu woh uth padi

Kdev nai unka haath pakad liya

Kdev[man mai ]-kaya karu kaisr karu ussnai apni aakhe band ki

Now kdev as dev

[Kdev aisa ess liye kar raha hai taaki woh apna faisala badal de ]

Payal- chhod mera haath

Mai- didi apne bhai ki baat nahi maanogi

Payal jaise shok hoo gayi

Payal- kaya kaha

Mai unnke pass gaya aur unnke gaale lag gaya - kaya didi aap kaya karnai jaa

rahi hoo mai yahi huu aapke pass yaha waha mat dhudha karo mai toh app sabke dil

mai hu

Payal- tuh aa gaya dev tuh aa gaya

Mai- haa yeh dev sai mai hamesha juda rahata huu

Payal roote hue - kyu nahi aaya phele mai kitana royi hu tere liye aur pari kaya

pata hai naa kaya haal hai

Mai- haa didi mai sab thik kar dunga par app apana makeup kaharab mat karoo aur

mai jinda hu abhi kissi ko mat batana abb chalata hu happy marriage life my

sweet didi

Kdev nai phir aakhe band kar li jaise payal didi ko dhikha raha ho ki sach mai

dev aaya tha

Now kdev as kdev

Payal kdev ko hilate hue

Payal- dev dev

Kdev- kaya hua kaha hai dev

Payal- kdev ke seene par maarnai lagi - uhhhhuuhhh kitnae ganda hai tuh apni

bhen ki shaadi mai maheman ki tarah aaya huuuhhbuhhh

Kdev bhi apne aashu rok nahi paaya aur unnko chhod kar bhar nikala gaya par jab

woh nicche aaya aur kissi ko car sai utarte dhekh woh gusse sai laal ho gaya

Kdev- laalchi kutte yaha bhi aa gaye

Bhai agar kissi ko baar baar scene change hoone sai dhhikt hai toh bata dena

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sorry for that

Udhar

Jasse hi uss sardar nai wara kiya mai hat gaya

Par mere pair lakda rahe the

Maine phir bottle ko uthaya aur pi gaya

Saradar - nahi chodunga tujhe

Mai- eehhuu uhhhuu [hichaki ]-abe kaya hai bee badi mast hai re [etni powerfull

sharab thi ki edukum dimag par chad gayi]

Sadar - yeh mera shikar hai sab hatoo

Mai- shikar aisa kaya toh jakar kissi khargosh kar shikar kar

Saadar- hum shero ka shikar karte hai

Mai- lagata hai kissi uhhaaahh [dakar leta hua] kissi sher sai mukabal nahi hua

hai abhi tak gidah hi marè hai tunne ussnai apni talwaar mere taraf fhek di

Maine apni talwar uthayi aur usski talwar kaat di kaya kaat di

Ohhh shit yeh yaha yeh waha ke khade sab logo soch rahe the

Maine apni tawalar dhekhi nashe mai kudh ko waha ka raja samajh raha tha

Mai ladkahadti - hui jaban sai- dhekha naa tunne meri talwar mai aag hai

Sardar badi tezzi sai meri taraf aaya main aav dhekha na taav talwar chhod kar

kudh gaya uss par

Aur jaase hi jassi maine ek haat mara uska sir ek pathar ki tarah tut kar gir

gaya

Mai- chillaaya nahiiiii par. Awwaj aayi - aaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

Mai apn senne par baar baar apna hath mar raha tha mai pura bhediya ban chuka

tha

Mai ladkdaya aur ek ped sai takara par mere takrate hi woh ped tut gaya aur waha

gamin sai ek mahal nikalenai laga

Waha ke sab log hala machanai lage

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Ek adami- danye hoo parabhu hummra sarap kahatam hoo gaya

Mai dheere dheer chhota hoo gaya aur apne normal roop mai aa gaya par ekdum naga

tha mai sayad power hoti toh kapde aa jaate

Par mera nasha abhi nahi utara tha

Mai- aur sharab laayo

Adami 1- le maaya lekar ja aur pila unnhe

Adami 2 - yeh tuh bhi le Nira jakar pila

Adami 3 - aare aree garishtha tuh jakar pila yeh le

Mai- chup kar harmkhoro mjjhe pilaoo sab ek saath

Adami 1/2/3- sach maharaaj

Mai- kaya kha maharaaj haa mai hu maharaaj pilaoo mujhe sab

Woh tenno ladkiya bhaage hue aur mujhe shaarb pilaene lagi binaa kisi shram ke

Par has rahi thi dheere dheere

Tabhi meri nazar unnke sundar thanoo [boobs yaa phir joh app samajhe ]par gayi

meri akkho ko unnheonai. Dhekh liya

Tabhi ek adami aya usske haatho mai kapde the

Tinno nai mil kar mujhe woh pahenaha aur

Maaya- app joh dhekh rahe hai. Woh sab aapka hi hai

Mai sharab pita hua -ummmmmmhh aahhh sach mai mera hai sab kuch tum meri hoo

Nira /garishtha - humm bhi aapkki hai

Mai- tum tenno meri hoo ummmhh aahhh maja aa gaya sharab aur ladki

Nira- ladki nahi humm aapki patinya hai joh ladki naaye raja ko phele pilati hai

sharab woh yaha ki nayi raani hoti hai aur aapnai humm tenno ko chuna aur humme

apna bana liya

Mai- ummmmhh aahhhh Ek aur baar pite hue -aahhhh aaaj masal dunga tumhe chaloo

mahal mai

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Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaabdiyaoo mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA "

aur ek chetavi bhi job kuch assi thi

"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAAGAYE PHIR KABHI NAA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE

BACHEGA WAHI JOH SAACHE MAN SAI DHYAAN LAGAYE "

Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe par ek bhaut tezz

roshani thi

Wahi 200 kadam par ek jaabdiyaoo mai chupe ped par likha tha "SHARABHI KABILA "

aur ek chetavi bhi job kuch assi thi

"EK BAAR JOH MUH SAI LAAGAYE PHIR KABHI NAA MAYA JAAL ESKA TUT PAAYE

BACHEGA WAHI JOH SAACHE MAN SAI DHYAAN LAGAYE "

Aur ess chetavani ko padh rahi thi ek naagin jiske maathe pad ek bhaut tezz

roshani thi

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