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Mai - aa gayi tum

Masoom - asse mat dekho

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Masoom ghutano par beth gayi

Masoom - kyu kar rahe ho aisa tum tum jaanete ho naa wo dono tumhara etnazaar

kar rahi hai

Saloni - kon dono

Masoom - tumhari do aur bhabhiya hai janu aur sona

Mai- chup ho jaao naa

Pari - yeh kaya kiya bhai aapnai

Maa- kaya unnsai bhi shaadi ki hai essnai

Masoom- abhi nahi ki hai

Maa- too phir aab aage khuch nahi hoga

Mai uth kar bhar nikal gaya aur dhrre dhhre ek park ki orr ja raha tha

Sammne sai ek truck

Akash - pagal ho gaya hai kaya

Mai chup chaap muh neeche kar ke khadha rha

Akash mujhe pakad kar park mai le gaya aur ek jagah beth gaya

Akash - bhai kya baat hai

Mai- tumne mujhesai riccha ke baare mai kyu chupya tha

Akash - sorry bhai par mai kaya karata sab ke saamne bhi to bata nahi sakata

tha

Mai- wo mere ghar par hai samjha

Akash - kaya baat kar rha hai

Maine saari bbate short usse baatyi

Meri bhen ke saath yeh sab hua aur mujhe pata bhi nahi aur tere saath yeh sab

Mai - yaar ab mai fas chuka hu pehle masoom phir sona /janu aur ab riccha

Akash - saale tunne apna kaam nhi choda naa ladkiyoo ko taang karanai ka ab

bhugat le

Mai - yaar kaha aapne aap hi aa gayi sab

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Akash - ha pata hai saale tuh sayaar joh tahara

Mai hasnai laga

Akash - abb aaya mera sher abe ek idea duu

Mai - saale tere pehle wala idea ekdum bekar tha

Akash - sunn to sahi bhai

Mai - bol bhai

Akash - aisa mar sai unn dono sai shaadhi kar ke kisi dusare ghar mai rakh

dena

Mai - kha ghatiya aadami hai saale aur fasa rha hai

Akash - yahi jabardast idea hai

Mai - sochunga chal yaar khuch ho jaaye aaj

Akash - chal phir

Hum dono ek dukan par ruke

Mai- jaa lekar aa bhai

Phir jakar lekar aaya

Akash - bhai tere esse taste ka jawab nahi

Mai- haa kaayi saari cold drink mila kar pinne ka maja hi khuch aur tu jara

thumsup jada dalana strog hoga

Phir hum done nai khuch jam kar chiken kahaya aur mixed colddrink pi

Mai- yaar tuh jara sam aur rajiv kobphone kar ke bula le

Akash nai unnhe bulaya thodi dher mai wo dono aaye

Sam - aacha toh tuh aaya hai meri bhen ka dil dhukaha kar gujhe chain nahi mila

haa jo mujhe bhi bula liya

Akash - bhai tuh galat samajh rha hai

Sam - phele mujhe laga yeh meri bhen ko pasand nahi karata parbaad mai pata chal

ki yeh dono phele sai payaar karate hai par tunne uska dil aakhir tod hi diya

Mai - yaar mere bas mai khuch nahi

Sam- pata hai jab tuh kahata tha ki mai to bhai khub saari sadiya karunga toh

humme lagata tuh komal ko chidane ke liye kahata tha par humme kaya pata tha

tujhe ladkioo kaa chaska laga hai aacha hua meri bhen baach tujh jaise hawasi

sai accha hai ki wo marr jaye

Maine ek karara tappad usse mar diya

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Mai- agr komal ke liye ek bhi aur sab nikala toh tere jaban kaat dunaga

Akash nai mujhe pakada - rajiv tuh esse lekar jaa yaha sai

Sam jaate hue - yaad rakhana mai aaj dosti ki vajah sai choda hai par mai apni

bhen sai kiye hue ka badala lekar rahunga aur tujhesai aacha ladaka dhudhuga

Mai- mai usse ussi madaap mai maar dunga

Akash - aabe rajiv le jana esse yaha sai

Mai- samjhata kaya hai aapne aap ko agar mai sab ko khush rakahene ke liye

payaar baat sakata hue to apne payaar kevliye kissi ko maar bhi

Sakata hue

Akash - aabe bus kar etna log daru pi kar nahi bolate jinata tuh cold drink pi

kar bol rha hai

Mai - abhi janta nahi sala joker the killer naam hai mera aache aaccho ka mut

nikal jata hai naam sun kar

Wha bethe log ghurae lage

Akash nai khuch socha - aap log khaanna kaaye eese chad gayi hai

Mai- kaya.....ussnai mera muh band kar diya

Aur betha diya

Maiv-yaar tuh jara daaru lekar aaa

Akash- tuh pagal ho gaya hai kaaya aur tujhe daaru ki lat kaha sai lagi

Mai-- bhai laat ka kaya hai jarurat padne par lag jaati tuh yahi beth mai lekar

aata hu

Mai jakar desi lekar aaya aur do bear

Akash - ettni saari wo bhi desi marna hai kya

Mai- abe mujhe daaru nahi chadegi

Akash - kyu tuh koi azzoba hai kaya

Mai- chal bakawas band kar aur pi jaa bear daru chunna bhi mat

Maine bottle kholi aur dana dan pita gaya

Mai- waah bhai aaj maja aa gaya

Akash - saale abhi hum humara voter id bhi nahi baanna aur tunne nasha karwa

diya

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Mai- shiiiiiiii abe jija saale mai chalata hai

Akash - accha jija ji ab kaya pur raat yehi rahoge

Mai- kyu teri bhi koi wife ghar par inayzaar kar rahi hai kaya

Akash- yaar tujhe chad gayi hai

Mai- ha wahi to kah raha hu saari ghar ki aurte chad gayi hai marene ke liye

mujhe

Akash - chal mai tujhe ghar chod deta hu

Mai- tuh mera saccha bhai hai chal na cigrete pite hai

Ek tappaad

Akash - abe chup chaap chal warana abhi aunty ko phone karta hu

Mai- yaar aaj phelei baar man kar raha hai log kahate hai aram milata hai

Akash ka phone baja

Akash -ha hello did kaya hua

Riccha - akash pata nahi tere jija ji kaha chale gaye hai sab pareshan hai

yaha

Mujhe uski aawaj suna di maine phone chin

Akash - laa phone de

Mai- haa tum log chain sai pinne mat do

Riccha - kaya tum drink kar rahe ho

Mai- kyu phone sai smell aa rahi hai

Riccha - bhala ess umar mai bhi koi yeh sab karata hai

Mai- accha do do biwiya baana sakata hu tab nahi socha umar ka ab kaya

Wo chup ho gayi

Akash nai phone liya - didi tum chinata mat karoo mai lekar aata hu ghar par

Riccha - haa jaldo laa 6 ghante sai jayab sab ka yaha bura haal hai

Tabhi mera phone baja

Sona - hello dev dev

Mai- haa yahi hu bolo

Sona - di nahi kaha tum alcohal le rahe ho

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Mai- nahii mai hi hindhi desi daaru pi raha

Sona - yeh thik nahi hai aur tumhari tabiyat hai naa

Mai- haa kam sai kam tumnai to mere baare mai soccha

Sona- ghar chale jaaoo mai kal pahuchti hu waha

Mai - please aa jaoo na bahut akelea pad gaya hu mai yaha

Sona- kaya hua tum enta dhuki kyu hoo

Mai- roote hue - koi yaha mujhr samjhene ko tayyar hi nahi hai sab tum sabko

mujhesai dhur karata chaate hai

Sona- ab yeh hona mumkin nahi hai mai sab khuch jala kar rakh kar dungi agar tum

naa mile to

Mai - kaash mai aisa kar pata par yah sab apne hi hai kis sai ladunga mai aaj to

mere dost nahi mujhe hawasi kah diya

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Janu - jaan tum aase nahi ho wo kaya jaane tum kaya hoo tum chaate to naa jaane

kaya kaya kar sakete par tumnai humare payaar ko ek naam diya humme akela nahi

chhoda humme baacchane ke liye apni jaan jhokim mai daali aase insaan ki to puja

karani caahiye

Mai- bus karoo tum puja nahi mujhe to bus apna payaar caahiye

Phone cut gaya

Mai- yeh bhenchod phone bhi dhokha de gaya

Akash - chal ghar chal

Mai - yaar aaj yahi rukate hai naa mere liye

Akash utha aur mujhe bhi chich kar utha diya

Mai- abhi to jija kah raha tha aur aase utha raha hai

Akash - uss sai phele tuh mera dost hai samajaha

Phit ussnai ek taxi mai betha kar mujhe ghar laya

Andar jaate hi maa masoom aur sab mere pass aaye

Mai ladkadane laga - naa koi chuega nahi mujhe

Maa- tunne sharab pi haa bol

Mai- jab dhik raha ha to phuch kyu rahe ho

Saloni-:abb yahi din dhekhana tha etne din tere liye taadape essi liyr ki tuh

yeh sab kare aur maa sai esse baat kare

Eess baat ko sun karera dimag hil gaya sach hi to tha na mai maa sahi sai mila

naa hi apni bhenno sai

Shikha - aap log usse chodo wo bus todha disturb aap log aur pereshan mat karoo

Mai- pari kha hai

Wo apne room ke gate sai mujhe dhekh rahi thi

Saloni - apne room mai hai

Maine usske room ki taraf dhekha to wo andar chali gayi

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Mai usske room ki taraf baadh gaya

Mai andar gaya wo pet le bal lati side mai neha leti thi

Mai ussk pass gaya aur beth gaya

Mai- naraj ho mujhesai

Pari - mai hoti kon hu aapki

Mai- meri chocalati girl

Pari - nahi aap jaaooo yaha sai

Mai- taaki phir meri photo le kar ronne lagoo

Usnai terchii nazroo sai harani sai dekha

Mai - kyu kaya hua yaad nahi aa rha kaya

Pari - aap ko kaise pata ess baare mai

Mai- mai sab janata hu

Pari - kaya

Mai - yahi ki kitnana royi hai tuh mere liye

Pari (man mai ) - kass aap aur khuch jaan paate

Mai usske pass late gaya aur uska shir apne haath par rakh liya usnai mujhe

pakad liya

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Mai- kya hua etna kas ke kyu pakada hai

Pari -aap fhir chale jaaoge ab mai aapko nahi chhodungi

Mai- arre pagal mai tera bhai mai kaha jane wala hu aur aaj ke baad toh ronna

mat samajhi

Woh toh

Mai usske aashu pocche - maine manna kiya hai ronne ko nahi kaha hai

Pari- yeh khushi ke aashu hai

Mai- koi sai bhi ho mai nahi janata toh ab sai roona mat

Pari - ok thik hai bhai ek baat kahu

Mai- haa bolna

Pari - aap ke muhh sai smell aa rahi hai

Mai- accha tere pass mouth freshner hai naa

Pari nai mujhe chhoda aur drawer sai mouthfreshner diya

Mai bathroom mai gaya aur kaafi dher tak saaf kiya

Aur bhar aaya to waha puri mahila mandli matlab girl mandali chodo yaar sabhi

the waha

Saloni - kaya hua smell nahi jaa rahi hai

Mai - woh......mai to bus acha mai akash sai mil kar aata hu

Riccha - wo ghar chala gaya

Mai- ohh ha sanjana aur khasish sai mil kar aata hu

Choti chachi (rekha)- woh dono london mai hai

Mai - aare ha mai hi chhod kar aaya tha toh mai chacha sai mil kar aata hu

Maa - natak band kar chup chaap beth jaa etni raat ho gayi hai wo log soo gaye

hai

Mai- aap log kyu jaag rahe hoo jaao soo jaaooo

Shikha - tum hamari chinta mat karo aur yaha bethoo

Mai- yaar shikha tum to samjho

Sab aase dhekhnai lage jaise maine kaya bol diya

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Neha - yaar shikha

Mai- woh choti muh sai nikal gaya

Maa- ab baado ki tamiz bhi bhul gaya kyu bhau yahi shikaya hai wha

Masoom nai shir niche kar liya

Shikha - woh hum saath kaam kar rahe hai naa essi liye yeh hamara boss hai naa

Sab - kaya boss

Badi Chachi (naina)khadhi hui aur shikha didi ko taapad marne wali thi maine rok

liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi hai aap

B chachi- hat jaa mere saamne sai jab ease pata tha tere baare mai tab essnai

chupaya kyu

Mai- kyuki maine mana kiya tha meri yaadas tab nahi aayi thi

B chachi nai mera face apne dono hatho mai le liya - beta aisa bhi koi karata

hai pata hai teri maa teri bhene tere chacha tere papa kitana rooye hai tere

liye

Mai- chachi aap rooye mat aab mai aa gaya hu naa ab kabhi nahi jaunga naa aap

logo ko janne dunga

Saloni - tu soch kar to dhikha phir baatati hoo tujhe

Mai - accha baba nahi sochunga ab aap log jaoo aur soo jaooo

Maa- kyu humara yaha rahenna yaha thik nahi hai

Mai- maine aisa kab kaha

Mai bed par jakar maa ke god mai shir rakh kar soo gaya

C chachi nai mera shir pakad kar apni god mai rakh liya - aaj mai sulaungi

tujhe

Mai - kaash mai pehle aa gaya hota

Neha khud kar mere sai sat kar c chachi le god mai shir rakh liya- mai bhi mai

bhi

Pari - eeeye uth mai letungi

Neha - to let jaa na

Pari - maa dhekhona

Maa - aaja meri god mai soo jaa

Pari - nahi mujhe c chachi ke hi god mai soona hai

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B chachi - aare choti teri god ke value to didi sai jada ho gayi hai

C chachi nai mera gaal notcha - yeh sab esska kamal hai

Tabhi kirti aur ritu ronne lage

Maa- tum dono ko kaya hua

Ritu - bhai sabse baate ki aur payaar bhi kiya par hume pucha bhi nahi

Mai jahtt sai utha aur dono ko kahndhe par utha kar bahar bhaja

Saloni - yeh kaha jaa rha hai

Kirti - bhai kaya kar rahe ho

Mai - baate karunga tumsai akele mai

Ritu - aap to kitchen mai lekar jaa rahe hoo

Maine kitchen mai jaakar unnhe utara

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Ritu hasnai lagi- sach nahi aap coffee piyoge

Mai wahi upper per lataka kar beth gaya

Mai- aarre kirti tera wo dost kaisa hai

Kirti - kon bhai

Mai- aare tera bf chhota bheem

Kirti - bhai.........

Kirti mujhe marane lagi

Mai- aahahhahha mar diya aankh mai (natak )

Kirti meri aakhoo mai phuk marane lagi

Mai - ahhhh kaya aram mil raha hai

Ritu - arre pagal wo natak kar rahe hai

Mai- batana jaruri tha

Kirti - accha abhi baaatati hu

Ussnai paas ke ek drum haath dala aur meri taraf khuch fekka

Mai - ffuuuuuhhhhh..,yeh kaya kiya

Tabhi bhar sai hasnai ki aawaaje aane lagi
 
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Kirti - ab aaya naa maja

Mai- yeh aata ku daala

Ritu - bhai aap aur daal lo polarbear laagoge

Mai- coffee bani ki nahi abhi tak

Ritu -2minute

Bhar

Maa - aaj kitane dinoo baad humare ghar mai khushiya aayi hai par yeh dev ki jid

aur shaadiyoo ki

B chachi - didi maine aapsai kaha hai naa uss sai ess baare mai abhi to koi baat

mat karana badi mushkil sai uska dyaan hata hai

Masoom- haa mummi ji agar ek baat bhi chidi to woh phir sai bhar chala jeyga

Maa ghabhara kar - nahi nahi koi khuch nahi khega uss sai

Andar chichen mai

Mai - laa de naa cup

Ritu- phele meri tip

Maine jeb sai purse nikal aur usse de diya

Kirti - aur mera

Mai- tera kyu

Kirti -makeup ke liye

Ritu - bhai kitna lu

Mai- pura aapas mak baat loo

Neha andar aa gayi

Neha - oyye mera bhi hissa hai

Mai - teeno baat lo

Ritu - bhaut jada hai yeh

Mai- le lo sab kal chalenge shoping karane

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Tenno - yeh ab aayega maja

Neha aayi aur mere gaal par kiss kiya - bhaiya u r best

Wo dono kaha picche rahene wali thi dono nai ek ek chipaka diya

Maa coffee pine laga

Maa - tujhe abhi hi coffe pine thi

Ritu - badi mummi aap pine do naa bade dinoo baad to mile hai aur todha badal

bhi gaye hai

Mai- accha mai badal gaya hu

Ritu -aur nahi to kaya abhi 12 bhi pass nahi ki aur do doh shaadiya kar li

Sab ke chere ki khushi uttar gayi

Mujhe yeh accha nahi laga

Mai- aare tujhe kaha pata ek saal kitana ghumaya hai essnai mujhe apne picche

masoom ki taraf aakh maar di

Kirti - accha to aap romiyo baan gaye the

Mai - ha yeh to gaas hi nahi daalati thi mujhe

Masoom - aacha mai nahi daalati ya tum

Ritu hassnai lagi - bhaiya ki chori pakadi gayi

Mai- kya matlab

Pari bol padi - aare etna handsome ladaka ladki ke picche nahi ladki hi usske

picche padegi

Ritu- correct

Sab hasan lage

Maa- challo ab soo jaoo warana kal shooping nahi jane dungi

Ritu /kiriti - jaate hai blackmail mat karo

Mai - apni dono bhabhiyo ko bhi leti ja

Maa - kyu wo to tere saath

Mai- na mai pari aur neha ke saath soounga aaj

Saloni- mai bhi

Mai- ha ha chaloo mana kissnai kiaya hai

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Sab dheere dheere apne room mai jaane lage

Mai bhi chalane laga

Pari - humme bhi lekar chaloo

Mai- pairo sai challoo

Neha - nahi jaise unn dono ko nicche laaye the vass lekar chaloo

Mujhe haasi aa gayi

Pari - hasso mat karoo

Maine unn dono ko ek ek khandhe par daal liya aur room mai akar bed par utara

Mai- neha tuh bahut bhaari ho gayi hai mooti

Neha - aap moti mat kahoo warana mai

Mai- chal ab yeh roona dhona mat shuru karana subah sai pak gaya hu sun sun

kar

Mai yeh bol kar let gaya

Dono meri side mai late gayi

Saloni- pari tuh roj ssoti hai aaj mai saa jauu

Pari- mai nahi hatane wali

Saloni- maan ja naa meri gudiya

Pari - no means no

Mai- aap side mai soo jaaoo naa

Neha -didi aap enke upar soo jaooo

Mai- oye pagal hai kaya aisa mata karana didi aisa mat karana

Dono nai mera haath pakad liya

Saloni- accha idea hai

Wo meri upper late gayi

Mai- didi hatoo na

Saloni - kyu mera vajan sambhal nahi paayega kaya

Mai- accha aap jaise 5 ko sambhal sakata hu etna dam hai

Saloni- to soo jaoo

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Pari nai kambal daal diya

Tenno nai asse aakhe band kar li jaisse so hi gayi

Par mujhe uncomfortable lag rha tha

Didi ki chati mere mere senne mai daabi thi

Mai todha saa hila

Neha - bhai lagata hai aap so nahi paa rahe hoo didi aap mere jagh soo jaoo

Mai- thaks gudiya

Didi mere dusari side let gayi

Mai chaat ko dhekahata hua khuch soch rha tha

Didi mere kaan mai - soo jaa jada mat soch

Maine aakhe band kar li aur pata nahi chala kab soo gaya

Suabh khuch garam saa mahsus hua mere face par maine aakhe kholi

Saamne didi ka face tha aur unnki garam saase mere face par aa rahi thi

Humaa face kaafi close tha

Meri nazar unnke hotho par gayi

Mai (man mai ) - chii mai yeh kaya dyekh soch raha hu

Maine apna face dusri taraff palat diya ki mere hoth pari ke hotho sai jud

gaye

Ussnai aakhe kholi maine face picche kiya

Woh muskura gayi

Mai- sorry gudiya woh

Ussnai mere hotho par ungli rakh di pari- koi baat nahi kabhi kabhi aisa hota

hai

Bhar nock hua

Maa- beta 10:30 bej gaye kitana sooyoge

Didi - aayi maa tum tenno bhi fresh ho jaoo

Wo uth kar apne room mai chali gayi

Neha to phele hi bathroom mai jaa chuki thi

Pari - kaya baat hai bhai aaj bina maange de diya par khuch bhi koahoo ab mera

din bahut accha jaayega

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Mai - woo mai ......

Neha-jaoo bhai fresh ho jaoo

Mai bina khuch bole chala gaya

Todhi dher baad

Mera phone bhar hi tha

Usmai call aaya

Janu- good morning jaan

Neha -kon hai

Janu nai ladki ki aawaj suni - tum kon ho aur mere dev kaha hai

Neha - phele baatoo kon ho tum

Janu - dev ki girlfriend

Neha - ek aur gf

Pari nai phone liya maine jhatt sai ussai chin liya

Mai - hi baby gd morning aaj subah subah

Janu- masoom nai baataya aapke baare mai to baat karnai ko dil hua waise yeh

ladki kon thi

Mai- kyu jalan ho rahi hai kya

Janu- mai kyu jalu batoo na kon hai

Mai - meri bhen hai neha

Janu- accha sunno arav bhai kaha hai

Mai-soo rha hoga kyu

Janu- aare ek ladki aayi thi unka pata phuchane

Mujhe khuch yaad aaya

Mai- jaan ek kaam karoo bhar wale security camere sai uski photo bhej do aur ha

kisi aur ko baatana mat arav ko bhi nahi

Janu- thik hai nasata kiya ki nahi abhi

Mai- haa bus karane hi jaa raha hu

Janu- ok bye jaan

Muhhhhhhhaaaa.

Mai- bye janu muuuhaaa .

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Mai - tum dono ghurana band karo aur haa kisi sai bhi ess baare mai baat mat

karana

Neha - bhai jaisa aap kahoo

Mai- toh hi meri sabsai samjahdaar gudiya hai

Pari - aur mai

Mai- naa tum nahi kal mara tha tunne

Pari - bhai please maaf kar doo na

Mai - toh tujhe meri help karni hogi

Pari - mai karungi

Mai- phir gussa toh nahi hogi naa

Pari - wo kahate hai naa gusse mai aap apne dimag ka balance kho dete ho bus

wahi hua mere sath

Mai- woh toh hai to aaj sai dhyaan rakhana ki agar meri yaa kisi bhi ladki ki

baat agar ghar mai hoo to tum mujh tak pahuchoogi

Neha - yess sir

Pari- jaasusi karani hai

Mai- ek jassus ki bhene jassusi naahi karengi toh aur kon karega

Neha /pari - kaya aap jaasus ho

Mai - joker the killer kaa naam to suna hoga

Neha - haa mere dosto ka favourite fighter hai woo

Mai- fighter nhi wohai hi hu

Dono wahi jam si gayi ho bhi kyu naa ess baat kaoo sun kar aacche acchoo ki hawa

tight ho jaaye aur yeh sab kamal hai media kaa ab aap yeh mat puchana media kaha

sai aa gayi jab koi toad par kissi ko mar raha ho to aisa kaise naa hoo

Maine unko hilaya - kaya hua kaya hua

Pari - jhutt bol rahe hoo

Mai - woh toh pata chal jaayega

Neha mere gaale lag gayi - bhai aap sach mai best hoo

Phir hum sab breakfast table par pahuche

Small update ke liye sorry todha busy huuu

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Dad - aaj kitana accha lag raha hai mera beta vapas aa gaya hai

Mai- haa dad aap sab sai mil kar etnai knushi ho rahi hai ki bata nahi sakata

Masoom- papa ji aur khuch lenege

Dad - haa ek plate aur laaoo

Wo nikale lagi

Maa - badi bhau (riccha) aur shikha kaha hai

Pari - wo kitchen mai hai khanne ki tayari kar rahi

Mai- maa enn dono ko ghar bhej doo

Masoom-kyu kaya hua accha nahi banna hai kaya

Mai- aare wo nahi tum dono hi jaanti ho aur tumhara pariwar ki

Tum dono meri wife ho par baaki log yeh nahi jaante hai

Maa- haa bahu yeh sahi kah raha hai phele tum dono ki shaadhi hogi phir hi

parmanent rahogi

Dad - toh thik hai aaj hi mai ennke papa sai baat karata hu

Mai- dad mujhe sahi nahi lag rha hai agar ennke ghar waloo nai manna kar diya

too

Riccha - kyu manna karenge

Maii - kon apni beti usse dega jiski aur shaadi hone wali hai

Masoom -agar kisi nai roka to mai usse chod dungi yaa apni jaan de dungi

Riccha - mai bhi

Mai kahadha ho gaya - kais baate kar rahi ho tum dono

Maa- beta jab hum samajh sakete hai to wo bhi samajh sake saayad

Dad - ek baar baat to kare

Mai beth gaya (manmai)-yaar kaya musibat hai lagaata hai ki ab sabko bhulana

padega ......nahi yeh nahi kar sakta 7mahine hi dur gaya too janu ki yeh haalat

hui ek dost (sam ) to dushman ban gaya dusra (arav )ko nahi bannene dunga

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Arav - bhai jara udhar chal ek baat karani hai

Mai -'haa chal bhai

Hum bhar aa gaye garden mai

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav - bhai tuh meii ......

Maine usse roka - yaar tuh aisa mat sochh mai khuch sochunga par kaya yeh nahi

samajh mai aa raha

Arav - ek baat kahu kaya

Mai - haa bol yaar

Arav - agar yeh log riccha sai hui accidental shaadi ko maan sakete hai to kyu

naa aise hi tuh sona aur janu sai kar le aur kahana phele hi kar li thi

Mai- yaar yeh idea to aacha hai par soch sab ke mom dad ko kaya baatyene wo log

yeh sab nahi samjhenge

Arav - baat toh teri sahi hai mere mom ko bus sona ke baare mai hi pata

Mai - chal sochate hai khuch kon saa time bhaag jaayega

Hum dono andar aa gaye

Mai - accha ritu aur baaki sab taayaar ho jaoo shopking par chalate hai

C Chacha - accha tabhi sab etnai khush dhikh rahe hai

Ritu - aur nahi to kaya aap to bus kaam karate rahete hoo

Mai- baate baad mai sab taayar ho jaoo

Masoom- mai bhi hoo jaoo kaya

Mai - nahi tum dono ko invite karna padega chaloo

Dad -aisa naa kare sab picinic par chale kyu kaya bolate hoo

Mai - awsome dad ess sai accha kaya hoga

Saari bhene hala machane lagi

Maa- saanth ho jaoo

Dad - tum chup rahoo badde dino baad to shor hua hai ess ghar mai

Maa - mai kah rahi ho taayari karoo jaldii

Mai todhi dher khuch sochata rha

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Mai- dad ek private plane book kara loo

Dad - kaya plane kaha jaane ka erada hai

Mai- mai Sunwing Kamala Beach ,thailand kaafi naam sunna hai

Arav- edhar aa jara

Mai- haa bol bhai

Arav- saale tuh gumane jaa rha hai yaa wo drugs waloo ko phir sai dudhanai

Mai- aabe aab agent hu to kaam to karana hoga

Arav - par family

Mai- abe kise pata mai kon hu aur mere hote koi tum sabko haath laga paya jo

meri family ko chuu bhi sakke

Arav - thik khuch kaam ho to bata

Mai- haa sir sai prmission le le aur tuh sab ke saath kamala hotel mai rukana

aur haa yaad rakahana tum sabke floors aur meri family ke floor mai 3 floor ka

gap hona chaiye aur jagpreet sai kahana wha ke traaffic police sai baat kar ke

rode no 32 aur 38 aur 56 ki footage ki authority le le agar naa de toh hack

kare

Arav - abe yeh sab kab pata kiya tha

Mai- traning ke time par kaafi khuch pata kiya tha aur sabsai matalb sab ko apni

family meri harayana wali family ko bhi

Arav - sabko kyu

Mai- khuki wo sab mere apne hai ab jaa aur sir sai kah kar room book karawa aur

baaki sab bhi

Dad - leh ho gaya book kab nikalana hai

Mai - 5 baje thik rahega

Dad-ok wha ki booking ka

Mai- wo aap sab chodo wo sav arav kar dega

Dad - beta mujhe pata hai wo kaafi mahenga hotel hai

Mai- etna paisa hai mere paas

Dad - kahi toh koi galat kaam toh nahi karanai laga hai

Mai- dad aap mere boss sai toh mil chulke hoo na toh fhir kyu puch rahe hoo

Dad - are baap re mai toh bhul hi gaya ki tuh jaasus hai

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Mai- dhirre bolo maa ko pata hai bus sabko pata naa chale

Phir sab ready hue saari packing jada saman lene ko maine manna kar diya jo

lenna tha wahi le lenge phele sab chock gaye waha jaane ka sun kar par baad mai

sab khush ho gaye

Usske baad mai apni family ko lekar aur aur arav team ke saath aur wha sona aur

janu ki family flight sai rawana hue thighland

Woh sab saayad phele hi nikal gayee the

4 ghante ke lagbhag ki thi flight

Mai todha aram karana hi thik samjha warana phir koi baat uthi to mai fas

jaunga

Woh sab apni apni baate ek dusre ko sunna rahi thi aur papa dono chacaha sai

baat kar rahe the aur amit sumit rahul apni dhun mai mast

Jab hum land huee toh maa naai mujhe jagayaa

Phur hum waha sai hotle aaye aur aapne apnai room mai gaye

Maine room mai jakar arav ko phone kiya

Mai- haa aa gaya kaya

Arav - haa bhai aa gaya baki sab bhi aa gaye hai

Mai- chal room no bta

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Mai - ok mai shikha didi ko lekar aata hu toh unn dono ko bula

Phir mai shikha didi ke saath usske room mai aaya

Shikha - aakhir tuh ess gang ke picche kyu pada hai

Mai- kyuki yeh sab medicine mai drugs mila kar india mai supply kar rahe hai

Jagpreet - sir woh ttaafic ki security ki prmission mil gayi

Mai - ok jara do din phle ki dhikaahoo

Arav - do din phele ki kyu

Mene ek paper usse diya

Mai - dhekh essmai date do din phlele ki hai

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Jagpreet nai recording chalayi

32 aur 56mai khuch nahi tha

Phit hum 38 no dhekhnai lage

Nitika - ek minute back karana

.............aare yeh dhekho security wale nai ess truk ko check kyu nahi kiya

Mai- lagata hai information sahi hai jara pata karoo yeh truk kiska hai aur kab

yaha sai jaa rha hai esska loded saaman

Jagpreet nai kisis ko phone kiya

Todhi dher baad

Jagpreet - sir yeh parsoo jaayega chennai abhi yeh airport ke pass wale godam

mai hai

Mai- toh phir ho jaoo ek aur mission ke liye

Nitika tum aur arav sniper position logi aur shikha tum lead police ko lekar wha

aan par time par naa jaldi naa late aur haa mere liye koi sword laayi ho yaah

nahi

Nutika - haa arav nai kaha tha toh laaye yeh loo ussnai ek paacked bag diya

maine ussmai sai sword nikaali

Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha

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Mai - kaya mast hai par meri waali ka koi tod nahi tha

Nitika - magical jo thi

Mai - ha wo thi

Arav - ab aaage

Mai- chaloo kam par lag jaoo mai jara mil kara aata hu jaise hi sab mission

shaam ko shuru karenge

Tenno - ok

Mai wha sai sidha sona ke mom dad ke room mai aaya

S dad- sona dad

S mom - sona mom

S dad - aare aagaya etni jaldi mai yaha

Mai aage jakar unka pir chuaa

S mom - hamesha khush rahoo

Mai- meri kushi to aap ke paas hai

S mom - accha bhuta jaldi hai milane ki

Mai- aacha wo hai kaha

Smom - tulsi ke saath room mai hai

Mai sidha room mai pahucha wha par jaanu bhi thi

Mai- kaya ho raha hai gate to band kar liya karoo

Dono bhaagete hue mere gaale lag gayi

Mai- arre kaya baat hai etna payaar

Sona - tumhare payaar sai kam toh nahi aaj ettne din baad mile aur etna bada

surprise

Janu- haa aap ko pata nahi kaya hota rahaeta hai nab dhekho chot lagawate rahete

hoo

Tulsi- yeh choto ka ashar hai yeh tumhe mila

Sona - saccha kaha didi

Tbhi bhar meri nazar padi

Mai- yeh yaha kaya kar rahi hai mai bhaag kar bathroom mai bhaag gaya

Ritu - aye room service tumnai kisi ladke ko dhekha hai kaya

Room service (rs)- blue tshirt

Ritu - ha kaha hai

R s- mam wo uss room mai hai wo unke room ke gate mai koi problem ho gayi hai

abhi dhekha wahi gaye hai

Ritu room ke andar aati hai

Tulsi - gate bhar hai andar nahi

Ritu- ohh nahi wo mai wo nahi hu

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Sona - toh phir yaha.

Ritu- woh mera bhai aaaye hai yaaha Rs nai bataya

Sona - kon dev

Ritu - ha kaha hai

Sona - par usski to bhen saloni hai

Ritu - mai unki choti bhen ho

Janu- ohh tum hamari choti nanad hu

Ritu - what

Sona - mai sona aur janu dev ki gf's

Ritu - aap log sach mai majak kar rahi naa

Sona - aare nahi dev dev bhar aayo tumhari bhen aayi

Maine aawaj suni mene jaldi sai khidki kholi aur bhar nikal kar chadnai laga

Sona nai gate khola

Sona - yahi toh the kaha gaye

Ritu- accha majak kar lete ho aap log

Ritu waha sai chali gayi

Janu - yeh kaha gaye

Mai upar chadnai laga ek khidki kuli thi mai usske andar gusane ki sochi kahi

koi mujhe ass dhek lega to waat lag jayegi

Mai ussmai gus gaya

Saloni - aaahhhhhh kon hai

Mai wahi jam gaya

Saloni - dev tum mere baathroom mai kaya kar rahe ho unnhone apne upar towel

daala

Mai sorry bol kar gate sai nikal gaya aur sidha apne room mai

Mai - hat hat hat madharchod esssai accha to ritu hi dhekh leti shit shit

Mujhe bhaut gussa aa rha tha maine bed par haath mara bed ke doo tukde ho gaye

Mai apna haath dhekenai laga

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Mai- oye teri ki yeh to powers hai

Main masoom ko phone kar ke room mai bulaya

Todhi dher mai bell baji

Maine gate khola aur usaai andar laya

Masoom - yeh sab kisnai kiya

Maine uska khaddha pakada aur usse ghumane laga

Masoom- ruk jaaoo mera shir ghum rha hai

Mai- aaj mai bhaut khush hu meri powers mil gayi mujhe

Masoom - kaya sacha mai

Mai- ek minute maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya

Masoom- what's the fuck is that

Mai- i also don't know

Maine uska haath pakada aur beach par teliport ho gaya

Masoom - uhhhhhh hhuuuu

Mera toh saara dhyan bus talwar par tha

Masoom - esse asse ku gur rahe hoo

Mai- shiiiii kitani sundar hai dhekho pass sai

Masoom mujhe hilate hue -dev dev are u going mad

Mai - hat yaha sai maine ussai dhaka de diya

Aur paani ki taraf bhaad gaya

Masoom -dev ruk jaaoo ruk jaoo dev wo uth kar mere mere picche aayi aur mujhe

pakad liaya

Mai abhi bus talwar ko dhek raha tha maine uska haath pakad aur utha kar paani

mai phek diya

Masoom - ohhh maaaa. .

Wha ke sab log mujhe aur masoom aur meri talwar ko kaafi dher sai ghur tahi

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Udhar sona

Sona - ahhhhhh maaa didi baachoo

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Tulsi - kaya hua sona bhen kaya hua

Sona - mera sir fat rha hai

Nitika /shika /arav /jagpreet /masoom - aahhahaha maaa mera sirr koi bacchaooo

Mai samundar ke andar jaa raha tah mera sharir baada ho raha tha

Janu- sona ko kaya hoo raha hai mai dev ko phone karti hu

Todhi dher baad

Tulsi - jaldi kat esske muh naak sai khoon aa raha hai

Janu - phone nahi utha rahe hai

Janu bhaag kar nicche aayi log yaha wha bhaag rahe the

Janu - kaya hau hai

Adami - eshara beach ki tataf karatae hue devil devil

Janu bhaag kad wha pahuchi toh usnai mujhe dhekha aur phir masoom ko

Masoom- janu help please help

Janu uska shir apni god mai rakaha - kisnai kiaya aut dev ko kaya hua hai

Masoom - uski talwar Uski talwar

Janu meri taraf dheknai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dhekha uskiiiiii

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Masoom - uski talwar Uski talwar

Janu mero taraf dhelknai lagi par jaise hi talwar ko dhekha uskiiiiii

Usskii aakhe ekadum kaali pad gayi wo meri taraf aane lagi

Mai kaafi dhur aa gaya tha par pata nahi kyu talwar sai mera dhyaan hi nahi hat

rhaa tha

Janu ana haath jhataka uske haath mai ek talwar aa gayi

Uski body bhi baadhi ho gayi thi

Ussnai bhaag kar mere piche war kiya

Maine jhatt sai talwar piche peth par kar li

Maine ghum kar ek chakkar lagaya aur usske picche aa gaya aur usske baal pakde

aur guma kar phekh diya

Woh ek chote sau island par giri wo pura do tukade mai tut gaya

(Note :humari body kaafi badi thi etni badi par paaki sab thik

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Ussnai apni talwar ko pakada aur uth kar mere pass aayi

Maine usski garadan par talwar ghuma di

Wo nicche jhuk aur haath jamin par paaani ke andar teka aur laat mere shir par

maari

Mai do baar uchal kar picche gir gaya

Usani apni talwar meri taraf phek di wo usske baalo mai mai badal gayi aur meri

garadan kas li

Mai- uuhhhhuhbhhhhh aahhaaauuuuu

Maine talwar assaman ki aur ki meri talwar mai lighting aane lagi maine uski

taraf kar di ek tezz bijali uske pet mai lagi

Wo dur uchal gayi uske baal mere gaale sai nikale maine apna gaala pakadnai ke

liye apna gaala pakada to talwar haath sai chuuti

Maera dyaan bhang hua maine saamne dhekha maine panni hi race laga di aur usse

girnae sai phele usse apni god mai le liya

Mai- janu janu uthoo janu

Janu ki aakhe band thi mai usse tute hue island par lekar gaya wha jaate jaate

meri body bhi normal honne lagi

Mai ussi lita diya

Mai - please uth jaaooo hey bhagawan kya karawa diya mujhesai

Mai mouth to mouth vantilation dene laga

Usski chaati daabane laga

Janu- uhhhuuhhuuuhuhu kaahahahhahakaha

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Maine usse gale laga liya

Mai- tumani toh dara hi diya kaya jarurat thi mujhsai ladanai ki haa

Janu khuch boli nahi

Mai uska face dhekha

Mai- khuch toh bolo naa

Janu nai mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Wo kaapane lagi

Main apni aakhe band ki aur masoom ke room mai aa gaya kyuki mera to bed tut gaya

tha

Janu - dev mijhe dar lag rha hai

Mai- lagata hai tum par meri tarah shakitya haawi hoo gayi thi tum yahi leto mai

aata hu

Mai usse kambal diya aur masoom ke pass aaya wo abhi bhi behosh thi panni maine

usse bhi uthaya aur room mai lekar aa gaya

Dono ka sharir ekdum thakdha tha

Mai- abe ekne kapde toh badale hi nahi

Mai masoom ke kapade nikale phir janu ke janu phir behosh ho gayi thi

Maine heater onn kar diya aur saari khidaki band kar di aur dono ke beech mai

let gaya

Maine bhi apne kapade nikal diye the karib 1:30 ghante baad dono nai aakhe

kholi

Mai- bhaagawaan ka shukar hai tum dono thik hoo

Janu- kaya hua tha mujhe

Masoom - tum dono lad kyu rahe the waha

Mai - baby sorry maine tumhe hurt kiya

Masoom- tum mujhe kabhi hurt nahi kar sakete wo to khuch aur hi tum jaise tum

the hi nahi

Mai - saaayad powers meri upar haawi ho gayi thi aur ess par bhi lagata hai

kaali shatiya aa gayi thi eska pura sharir badal gaya thaa aakkhe kaali pad gayi

thi

Janu- par tumnai toh shaktiya nikal di thi naa meri

Mai- ess baare mai nahi pata mujhe par masoom tumhe kaya hua tha

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Janu- aare mai toh baatana hi bhul gayi sona ki body sai bhi khoon nikal rhaa

tha

Mai-:jab tak mera khoon unnke andar hai usai khuch nahi hoga

Masoom - yeh kaya tumnai mere kapde nikal diye purre

Janu nai apne sharir par haath rakaha- mere bhi

Mai - kaya karata tum dono kaap jo rahi thi kyu galat kiya

Dono - nahi par saharam aa rahi hai

Dono nai shir mere seene par rakh diya maine ek haath masoom aur dusra hath janu

ke khandhe par rakaha aur dono ke shir par kiss kar ke aakhe band kar li

Udhar sab ko mere baare mai pata chal gaya tha kayi tv channels par telecast ho

rahi thi fight

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Yeh dhekiye aaj aap sochame par majbur ho jaayenge ki kaya aap hi hi duniya mai

akle nahi hai halaki buri video nahi mil paayi hai par jinta bhi mila hai

achbhit karanai wala hai

Maa- mera beta hai kaha abhi aur yeh sab

Dad - challoo usske room mai

Wo dono bhar nikale to sab unke room ke bhaat the

C chachi- aap logo nai news dhekhi

Sb - ha dhekhi

Sab mere gate par akar nock karane lage

Mera aur masoom ka room pass mai tha toh mujje aawaj aa gayi

Mai -Tum dono yahi leti rahoo

Maine kapde phene aur apne room mai aakar gate khola

Maa- dev beta tuh thik to hai naa

Mai- haa maa aap sab yaha

Dad - yahi baate karega ya andar aane dega

Mai- dad aapke room mai chale

Mera bed tut gaya hai

Dad - bed tut gaya matlab

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Mai - chaloo toh shi baad mai phucha

Sab unke room mai aaye

B chacha - yeh sab kaya hai dev unhone news ki taraf esahara kiya

Mai - pata nahi kon hai

Maa- yeh tuh nahi kaya

Mai- aap sabka dimag kharab ho gaya hai bhala yeh mai kaise ho sakata hu

Saloni- toh yeh janu yaha kaise aayi

Maa- kon janu

Saolni-maa jo ess sai lad rahi

Saloni didi ko dhekh kar mujhe wo bathroom ka scence yaad aaya mene apna dyaan

hataya

Mai- aap sab ka dimag kharab ho gaya hai yeh hoga koi mujhe nahi pata esske

baare mai

Saloni didi khuch bolane wali thi maine unka muh band kar diya aur ek aakh marri

- bus aur khuch nahi chup ho jaaye

C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum

Mai- aare ess duniya mai bhut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete hai naa saaayad

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C chachi- hum sab toh dar hi gaye the ki tum

Mai- aare ess duniya mai bhut sai ek sakal ke adami ho sakete दोhai naa saaayad

yeh bhi ho

Dad - chal thik hai

Mai - ab mai chalata hu

Ritu - challoo na bhai ghumane chalate hai

Mai- todha saa thak gaya hua kal change pakka tab tak tum log maje karo

Mai wha sai sidha sona ke pass aaya

Waha par

Sdad - beta tuh thik toh hai naa

Mai- haa sona kaisi hai

Smom- thik hai ab utha du kaya

Mai- nahi usse aram kanai do mai aatta hu

Mai unn charo ke pass gaya

Arav - bhai yeh sab kaya tha janu aur tuh aur janu kaise hai

Mai- wo thik hai yaar wo sab chodo tum sab thik toh ho naa

Nitika - haa agar tumhara blood humare andar naa hota toh saayad bachete naa

Mai- agar blood na hota toh saayad hota nahi

Shikaha -chal chhod khuch hua toh nahi naa

Mai- accha toh tum sab taayar ho naa

Jagpreet -kaise ho aap etna bada hadasa hua aur aap ko jaise koi farak nahi pad

rha

Mai- agar maine enn sab ke baare mai socha toh saayad mai sochete sochete hi mar

jaunga mujhe lagata hai mera naam dev rajput nahi dev ek hadasa hona caahiye

Arav - sacch bhai jinti tro lagi hai utnne mai log pagal ho jata

Mai- toh majak udha raha hai

Arav- abe chill kar tere toh maje

Hai

Mai - chup kar saale ek ki baat dusre sai karu to tisri jalati hai tisari sai

milu toh chouti aur ussko yaad karu to ghar waale

Shikha - sab thik hoga chaloo phrle kaam pura karaete hai

Maine arav ki laayi talwar utha li

Mai- tum apne kaam pat laoo mai apne kaam par

Phir hum sab godam ke todhi dur pahuch gaye

Maine dress change ki

Mai - tum dono apni postion loo aur shkiha tum nikaloo

Jagpreet tum yahi dhayan rakhna camere sai

Mai andar gaaya

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Gate keeper - aaye kaha jaa rahe hoo

Mai-mai woh godam ke uss saide ek pipe hai jismai saayad lekeage hai wahi check

karana hai

Gatekeepeer - ohh aacha jaaoo par edhar udhar ghumana nahi

Mai - ha ha thik hai

Mai andar gaya godam par etni kam security khuch aajeeb hai

Are mai bhul gaya mai toh gayab ab ho sakta hu

Maine aakhe band ki aur gayab ho gaya aur truck ke pass phucha

Mai - yaha bhi bhencode koi nahi hai yeh maamala kaya hai

Maine truk khola

Ussmai ek paper rakaha tha

Aur likha tha

"Jokers will die "

Mai sidha car mai aaya

Jagpreet - kaya hua asse kyu aaye

Maine phone liya aur shikha aur sab ko buala liya aur hotel pahucha

Mai- sach sach baatoo kis kis ko baataya hai tumnai ki hum yaha hai

Nitika - dad ko pata hai aur marcus sai base par khuch officers hai

Maine khich kar ek taappad mara wo neeche gir gaayi

Mai- - you stupid

Shikha nai usse uthaya - pagal ho gaye hoo kaya

Mai- kiss nai kaha tha waha par baatane ko ha

Nitika - meri koi galati nahi hai dad nai hi bata diya tha

Mai - beth gaya

Uske gaal par mere haathoo ke nishan chap gaye the

Arav -:bhai waha hua kaya tha

Maine wo paper usse diya

Arav- esska matalb koi hai jo hum par nazar rakh raha hai

Mai - japreet jara bug detector denna

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Jagpreet nai bag sai nikal kar diya maine edhar udhar check karne laga

Wo ek jagah jakat beep hua

Mai- saala raw hai yah bachoo ki egency tum sab etna dayaan nahi rakh saakete

tum sab best agent ho aur tumharevm hi rooms mai bug hai aur tum sabkoo pata bhi

nahi

Maine bug tv tod kar nikala aur use muh ke pass laya - sunn be bachodi ks keede

jokers ko tuh to kaya tera baap bhi nahi mar sakata yeh chup kaya sun raha hai

dum hai too anana kabhi maidan mai bina teel lagaye marunga samajha

Maine usse tod diya

Arav - yaar aaj tera guasa khudh jada nahi ho raha hai

Mai- oye chup kar tera senior hu samjaha naa saaloo ek kaam nahi hota aur baate

karwa loo aur tum kaya roo rahi hoo haa

Kaya yaah beauty conest mai aayi thi ki sabko baatana chaati thi

Maine muh baanate hue - ohhh hum hai naa drugs mafia ko pakadnai jaa rahe hai

yaha aane ka pura makasad kaharab kar diya

Arav - bhai aaab jada ho rha hai yeh

Mai - toh kaya karu mai haa bol

Ussnai paani ki bottle di

Arav - paani pi aur coll ho

Maine bottle li aur khidki ke pass jakar paanii pine laga

Todhi dher baad wo teeno jaane lagi

Mai- nitika ek minute rukana

Nitika - nahi mai aur jaalel nahi hona caahati

Maine arav ko esshara kiya wo unn dono ko bhar le gaya aur gate band kar diya

Mai- sorry nitika woh mujhe khuch gussa jada aa gaya tha

Nitika - aap humare boss hai caahe maare yaha gaali de

Mai- please aase aate mat karo

Maine usse bed par bethya aur usske pass beth gaya

Mai- dhekho tum jaanti ho naa mai todha angry jaldi ho jata hu bus aaj khuch

jada hi hoo gaya

Nitika - par maarnai sai kaya mila

Mai- tum mujhe maar lo hisab barabar ok

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Nitika - nahi woh to mai aase hi kah rahi thi

Mai- dheekho mere liye koi galat baat mat rakahana man mai

Nitika - thik hai

Mai utha aur jaane laga

Acchank usske picche sai akkar pakad liya

Mai- yeh kaya kar rahi ho

Nitika - galat baat nahi soch sakati toh acchi baat toh soch sakati hu naa

Maine usska haath chudaya

Mai- tum galat bande sai lift maang rahi ho yaha puri gaadi full hai

Nitika - mai bus todha saa payaar chaati hu tumsi bus aur khuch bhi nahi

Mai- mai tum sab mere picche kyu padi rahati hoo mai akele ladaka nahi hu yaha

arav bhi to hai

Nitika - kaya samjahte hoo mujhe mai uss type ki nahi hu

Mai- galat mat socho par koi aur kyu nahi mai kyu

Nitika - tumhare care karnai ki adda mujhe bahut pasand aur kisi ke liye bhi

apni jaan daaw par laga dete hoo bina kuch soche

Arav gate khol kar andar aaya - ho gayu baat puri

Mai - haa chal mai chalata hu aur tum yeh sab apne dimag sai nikal doo

Arav - kaya sab

Mai- khuch nahi yahi ki mere baare mai galat naa soche

Nitika - mai toh aaccha soch rahi hu

Mai- woh bhi nahi samjhi

Arav - galat toh thik par accha kyu nahi

Mai - tuh socchata rah mak chala

Mai wha sai sidha masoom ke room maai aaya

Janu- aa gaye ettni dher kaha the

Mai- khuch jaruri kaam tha bus

Masoom - ek baat kahu

Mai - ba bolo kaya baat hai

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Masoom - tum mujhe egnor kar rahe ho naa

Mai usske pass gaya -:kaya baat hai sona tum asee kyu bol rahi ho mai aur tumhe

egnor

Masoom - aur nahi toh kaya mujhesai sahi sai baat bhi nahi ki akhir kya kasur

hai mera yahi ki mai bhaut payaar karati hu tumsai

Mai- please aaisa mat kahoo na

Masoom - jab bhi koi jaruri baat hoti hai toh tum bula lets hoo par mere sath

butane ke liye tumhare pass whakht hi nahi hai

Janu- haa masoom tum sach kah rahi maine notice kiya hai todha aajjeb sa bheav

kar rahe hai jab sai uss raat vapas ayee hai

Masoom - mai dev ko agar ek baar kiss naah karu toh wo chain nahi leta tha par

abb pata nahi kaya ho gaya hai kaya

Janu- kaya ab apaka hum tenno mai interset nahi rah gaya

Mai- nahi to ais........ek minute teeno kaya sona yahi hai

Sona bathroom sai aayi

Maine usse gaale laga liya

Mai - tum thik toh ho naa

Sona - tum yaha kaam karnai aaye ho aur hum soche ki humme ghumane laaye ho

Mai- sunno to tum teeno yeh sab kaya soch rahi

Sona - shii soch rahe hai aakhir tum uss din sai etna katraa kyu rahe ho humsai

phele jab tum gaale lagete the tab aisa lagata tha ki sukun mil raha hai par

abbbjaise kuch aajeeb saa feel hota jaise tum humsai chutana chaate hoo

Mai- hey bhagawan tum teeno kyu chad rahi hoo khuch toh raham karoo

Sona nai mere ceene par gussa mara

Mai- abb yeh kis khushi mai

Sona- hum yaha apne baare mai baate kar rahe hai tum uss nitika ke baare mai

soch rahe ho

Meri hasi chut gayii

Mai -tumnai mera man padh liya hai to pata chal gaya hoga maine kaya bola usse

Janu- aap baatoo ko ghumaoo mat aur sach bataaaye

Mai- accha thik hai masoom uss din maine tumhe pura sach nahi baataya tha

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Masoom-matalab

Mai- uss din mera sharir ussi rajaya mai rah gaya tha yeh shirf ek annsh hai

kyuki wha sai mera sharir nahi aa sakata tha

Teeno wahi beth gayi

Unnke aakho mai asshu aa gaye

Mai unke pass betha - tum log roo kyu rahe ho ess liye naa ki maine tum log sai

apne ansh ko milaya

Sona - aaisa nahi hai aap nai hume ess kabil nahi samjaha ki aap hume apna dhukh

bata saake

Janu- haa aur aapka ansh ho yaa khuch bhiv hume toh aap sai jude har cheej sai

payaar hai

Mai- kaya mai tum sabke payaar ke kabil bhi huuu yaa nahi

Masoom - aap Mummi jii ki baatoo sai dhukhi hoo

Mai- aur nahi kaya unka kaya bus faisala sunna diya mai unnke Faisale ke liye

enn dono sai bewafaai nahi karunga

Who dono mere gale lag gayi

Janu-aapka payaar paakar hum dono bhaut khush hai

Mai- accha ab chalo sote hai raat ho gayi hai

Massoom- haa thik kah rahe ho

Mai- par pahle Mera muh meetha

Massoom-sharam karoo kuchh too

Mai-ess saharam ki vajah sai baar baar payasa rah jata hu

Janu-mai paani lakar duh

Mai- ruk panni ki baachi

Mai usse pakadkar bed par khud gaya

Mai-ab kaha jaayegi

Usnai mera shir pakada aur kiss karnai lagi

Toshi dher baad hum haate

Mai - dhekho Masoom esse khate hai assali gf ekdum fastforward

Masoom-jada mat bolo phele shaadi

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Mai- mai toh janu sai karunga yeh mast hai

Sona- dhekho toh kitani aag lagi hai

Mai - aur nahi toh kaya

Sona-toh bhuja loo

Mai-saccha mai

Janu hat gayi

Mai-tumhe kaya hua

Janu-mai nahi mai nahi

Maine muuh niche latkaa liya

Masoom mera face upar kar ke -bura laga kaya hum toh hua majak kar rahe the

Maine khuch nahi bola

Masoom pichhe ho gayi maine muh upper nahi kiya

Masoom -loh kar looh jo karana hai

Maine upar dekha

Mai - aare pagalo yeh t shirt kyu utari

Janu- kyu ab kaya hua mita loo apani aag

Mai-tum sabb naa yeh dialogs band karoo aisa lag raha hai jaise mai jabardasti

maang rha hu

Woh phir khuch bolane wali thi

Mai -chup ekdum chup aur aayo yaha sote hai

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Subah meri need khuli wo tinno wha nahi thi

Mai uth kar ke bathroom mai janne laga par gate band tha

Mai baby tum ho kaya

Masoom ha mai hui

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Mai baby gate kholo naa mujhe nahana hai

Masoom phelel mai to naha lo

Mai tumhare sath hi toh nahana hai

Masoom chup chap nasta order karoo mai aap rahi hu

Maine nasta managaya

Wo bhar aayi

Usske baal ekdum bige huethe wo mere pass aakar tea ka chup uthane lagi

Masoom - asse kaya ghur rahe ho kabhi dhekha nahi hai kaya

Mai - dhekha toh bahut par een bhige baalo mai phele baar

Masoom - kaya baat hai aaj bada payaar aa rha hai

Mai uth kar bathroom mai chala gaya

Masoom - arre baba kata hua

Maine shower chala diya aur nahane laga usse khuch bola par meine ansuna kar

diya

Toshi dher baad mai bhar aaya woh wahi khadi thi

Masoom - kaya hua hai tumhe ekdum sai

Mai-yaar payaar karu to toh problem na karu toh problem

Woh mere karib aa gayi

Masoom - mere baabu ko payaar karana hai

Mai- huuuuu.......

Usnai mere seene par hath rakha aur apane hoth mere hotho sai jod diya

Maine uske baal apne hatho mai le liye

Hume dono ki aakhe band ho gayi maine uski kamr pakad kar utha liya aur chumane

laga ,...........

Riccha - uuuhhuuuu

Masoom ki aakhe khul gayi par mai toh sab khuch bhul kar bus usske hotho ko chus

raha tha

Masoom nai mera face pakad kar dur kiya

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Meri bhi aakhe khul gayi

Masoom chhut kar pichhe chali gayi

Koi khuch bol nahi raha tha

Riccha ungliyoo sai naa jane kaya kar rahi thi

Ahir

Mai- haa koi baat thi kaya

Riccha -

Mai- aare bolo bhi khuch

Riccha - haa maa nai bulaya hai

Mai thik bol kar wha sai maa ke pass aaya

Mai- ha maa kaya hua

Maa- aa gaya tuh enn sab nai meri jann kah rahkhi hai ki shopping par janna

hai

Mai- toh kaya hua le jata hu sabko

Ritu - hum ready hai

Mai- mai atta hu aur joh tayaar nahi hua hai woh bhi ho jaoo

Phir mai vapas apne room mai aaya apne kapde lene

Mai- abe saare kapde kaha gaye

Mai Masoom ke room mai aaya

Mai- baby mere kapde kaha gaye

Masoom-arre tumhare room ki service honi thi toh saare saman yahi hai

Mai- thik hai accha kiya

Riccha - wo reception wale aapko bula rahe the room ki haalata ke liye

Mai- abe etna saa kaam bhi tum nahi kar sakti aur biwi banati hoo

Dono ek sath - kyu nahi

Dono hasnai lagi

Mai- accha niche jaoo aaur tyaar ho jaoo shopping par jana hai

Riccha ok bol kar chali gayi

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Mai- woh dono kaha hai

Masoom- apne room mai hogi

Mai - mai cars ka intazaam karata hu tum sab ko tayaar kara loo aur haa woh

tumhari dost hai jo achank mil gayi hai samjahi

Masoom-- kyu maa sai dar lag rahe hoo।

Mai - nahi woh to bus order deti hai par meri bhene toh meri jaan kaah jayengi

Masoom

Mai usske baad chaar cars book ki aur chal pada apni family aur gf ke sath

ghumane

Mai aur Masoom ,riccha ek car mai the kyuki maa ka aadesh joh tha

Masoom- babu toh kab jaaooge apni body lene

Richha - kaya

Mai - kar diya na kabada

Riccha - aapki body

Mai- kaya aap laga rha hai ho mujhesai badi aur

Masoom - yeh baat galat hai babu aase kisi ki feeling ko samjah nahi sakte toh

aisa bhi nahi karana

Riccha - sahi hi toh hai mai ek galati hi toh hu

Mai(man mai )-kaya musibat hai

Mai- aare tum toh bura kyu maan rahi ho ab kaya tum par gussa na ho sakta

Par pta nahi kyu riccha sai baat karnai mai mujhe koi interest nahi tha

Riccha - nahi aapka hi toh hak hai mujhe par

Mai(man mai)- ghanata teri vajah sai Komal chhod gayi baat karati

Riccha - kaya hua aap bataye na kaisi body

Mai- toh sunno mere andar supernatural powers hai aur kal joh news mai tha woh

mai hi tha

Riccha -

Mai- haa aur joke naa bhi toh suna hoga woh bhi mai huuu

Riccha ka muh band ho hi nahi raha tha

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Mai- meri body ek rajaya mai ked hai aur yeh mere body ka ansh hai bus

Riccha - yeh bus hai mujhe yakin nahi ho raha

Masoom- ki aase powers hoti hai

Riccha - nahi kal jab tv dhrkeha tab hi bharam dur ho gaya taah

Mujhe toh yaakin nahi ho raha mai ek superhero ki wife huuu

Meri hassi chhut gayi

Masoom -kaya hau

Mai- aaye yeh superhero ki diwani hai ennke room mai bus superheroes aur black

widow ki photo milegi Akash ki kayi baar dhulayi hu hai

Riccha - yeh aap mujhe bado ki taram een aap mat bolo bus tum sai buloo

Mai - ok ok fine

Usnai mere haath pakad aur kiss kar diya haath par

Mai- yeh kaya

Riccha - aaj mera sapana sach ho gaya ek superhero sai shaadi karnai ka

Mai- kaya shaadi karnai kaa

Riccha - aur kayaa

Mai- aagar tumhe bhi powers mil jaye toh

Riccha - ohh my God ohh my God kaya aisa ho sakta hai

Masoom - kaya soch rahe ho

Mai- jab ek mantra sai janu ko powers de sakta hun toh esse kyu nahi aab esski

life bhi toh mujhesai jud gayi hai par

Riccha - par kaya

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumko dhek kar ke wife wali feeling nahi aati saayad phele

bhen manata tha ess liye

Riccha muh niche kar ke bethi rahi

Acchaanak usse Masoom ko pichhe kiya aur aur mere upar chad kar kiss karnai

lagi

Mai ho harain hi rah gaya .

Par essa wilde kiss tha ki bata nahi sakta tha

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Woh etna tezz chus rahi thi jaise kaah jayegi

Maera haath uske jhaang par chala gaya woh aur tezz sai mere hoth chusane

kataane lagi maine usski jhaangho ko daba diya

Masoom- aahhhhhhhh..aaare yeh toh Masoom ki jhaange hai

Mai khich kar riccha ko alag kar diya

Mai - what happened to u...........

Usnai phir sai shuru kar diya kiss

Uski body jaise jal rahi thi maine usse khich kar alag kiya

Woh lambi lambi saase lene lagi

Masoom-tum thik toh ho naa

Richaa todhi dher baad - huuuuu

Masoom- hua kaya tha

Riccha - bus eenhe batana chaahti thi mai bhi ennki wife huuu

Mai- wife nahi

Riccha - kyu

Mai- wlide wife saach mai wlide

Woh blush karnai lagi

Mai- wakiye aisa toh kise nahi nahi kiya best u r best mai bus bak bak kar raha

tha udhar Masoom gusse mai jal rahi thi

Humari caar ruki phir hum sab mall mai gaye

Ritu - bhai mujhe phone lenaa hai

Mai- chaloo sabko dilwata hu

Maa - sabko

Mai- kyu kaya hua

Dad - loh mera card lete jaoo

Mai- papa bus bhi karoo aap apni dream girl ko sambhaloo mai ennke liye kaafi hu

Mai- chal hat badmas

Neha -chaloo na bhai

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Mai sabkoo lekar shop par gaya

Ritu - bhai yeh wala dilaoge kaya

Mai- kyu tujhe pasand nahi hai kaya

Ritu - kisko pasand nahi hai

Salesgirl - kaya madad karu sir

Mai- ohh indian ho aap

Salesgirl - haa aap logo ko toh dhekh kar pata chal kyuki family lekar joh hai

Mai- haa woh toh hai haaaa toh miss

Salesgirl- nidhi

Mai- ji nidhi ji enn sabko iphone X de do

Nidhi -kiso

Mai - sabko

Uska muh khul gaya

Mai- kaya hua

Usse phele

Neha - hum sabko bhai

Mai- aur nahi toh kaya maa waran phir wahi bekar ka baahasan shuru kar dengi

baat hi toh karani hai

Mai- aur aap nidhi ji apna kaam kariye

Nidhi - sure

Sabnai ek hi phone

Maine card sai pay kiya

Phir aur bhi shopping ki janu aur sona ko bhi saaman dilawaya

Phir mai sona aur janu ko lekar bahar aaya

Janu- kitne aache hoo tum hamare liye time nikal liya।

Mai- kyu na nikaloo etnai hot gf 's har kisi koh nahi milati

Mai unko lekar ek restro mai lekar gaya Masoom ko samjha kar gaya ki sambhal

le

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Hum teeno waha baate karnai lage aur khuch khaane lage

Janu- jaan woh ladak hume aase ghur kyu raha hai

Mai- sona jara man padana

Sona - nahi padh paa rahi hu

Mai- aajeeb hai mera padh leti hoo uska kyu nahi

Phir mai teeno ko bahaar lekar aaya woh ladka bhi hamare pichhe aaya

Mai- tum sahi kah rahi ho yeh hamara piccha kar raha hai

Woh bilkul mere pass gaya

Mai- kaya baat hai bhai kyu piccha kar rahe ho

Ladaka - khudh ko mere hawale kar do tum dono bus

Mai- bhai yeh toh honna mushkil hai

Ladaka - mere liye khuch bhi mushkil nahi hai

Mai - toh mujhe kaya baaccha samjha hai

Ladaka - haa mere liye toh tum dono bacche hi hoo
 
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Chhota ess liye taaki agale update ka flow rahe

Mai - bhai yaar tum naa toh koi gunde lagate ho aur naa hi galat aadami par tum

yeh sab kaah kyu rahe ho

Ladaka - tum nai kal dharati par hadkamp maachaya hai

Mai- tumhe kaise pata ki hum dono Hi hai

Ladaka - koi mujhase nahi chup sakta hai

Janu- eeye mr ab jada ho raha hai

Mai- jaanu 2 min chup raho

Ladaka - tum chaoo ya naa mai tumko lekar hi jaunga

Mai- yaar mai aram sai baat kar raha hu aur tum

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Mai etna hi bola ki ussnai ek light sona aur janu par chodhi

Woh dono behosh ho gayi

Mujhe gussa aaya gaya mai usse maranai ko haath uthaya ki ussnai ek ghusa mara

aur mai behosh ho gaya

Jab aakhe khuli toh mai aase jagah par tha ki mujhe yaakin nahi ho raha tha

Mai- jaanu jannu uthoo sona baby utho naa

Hum ek jail jaise kisi mai ked the

Sipahi - oye halaa kyu kar raha hai chup chaap beth

Mai- saalo tum sabko zinda nahi choduna mai

Tabhi woh ladaka aaya

Sunhari - paranaam maharaj

Yeh toh raja lag raha hai par yeh hume yaha kyu laaya hai

Ladaka - yah sai nikale ki sochana bhi mat

Mai - tum kayu caahate ho ki mai tumko mar do

Ladaka - etna aashan nahi tum yah sai nikal hi nahi paayoge

Mai uth kar gate ko laat mari par mai dhur jakar gir gaya mai phir utha phir

mara phir dur gira mai kaafi dher tak massakat karta rha par koi fark nahi maine

gaayab hone ki bhi kosis ki par bekar

Lakada - khuch nahi kar paayoge tum

Mai bahut tahk gaya

Mai- bhai toh joh bhi hai aam inssan toh nahi par meri enn masumoo ko kyu yaha

rakaha hai

Ladaka kuch soch mai pad gaya

Ladaka- yaar tum galat inssan nahi lag rahe phir tumnai kal kyu kiya woh sab

Mai - woh mujhe nahi pata bus khuch shaktiya mili hai mujhe

Ladaka nai ek haath badaya aur sona aur jaanu jaayab ho gayi

Ladaka - ennka khayal rakhunga par tumhe khula nahi chodunga tum par abhi

bharosa nahi hai

Mai- agar tunne enn dono ko chua bhi toh mai tujhe aasi mout dunga ki tuh soch

naa paayega

Woh gayab ho gaya

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Mai- ruk ja ruk kaha gaya meri janu sona

Aaj peheli baar bilkul ashhayaye mahsus kar raha tha

Meri aankho mai aashu aa gaye

Udhar

Sona aur janu ki aakhe khuli

Janu/sona - dev dev kaha hai humare dev

Ladaki1-aap aaram kare woh thik par bandigarah mai hai abhi

Sona - bandigarah kon ho tum log aaur hum kaha hai

Ladaki2- mera naam Preet hai aur enka naam sanju aap saant rahe

Janu- par aap log ho kon

Idhar mera haal bura tha par mujhe gussa bhi aaya rha tha

Mai- ab joh mai nahi karana caaah raha hu wahi karana hoga

Maine apni talwar ko yaad kiya ek tezz roshani ke saath talwar aa gayi

Maine usske tezz sai uper kiya aur usse gamin mai gaadh diya

Puri jamin mai bijali dodani lagi mai jis room mai tha woh blast ho gaya

Bahut saare sipahi mere pass aane lage

Mai - mere pass enn sab sai bhidanai ka whakt nahi hai

Mai sona ko yaad kar ke aakhe band kar li aur mai unke pass par toawar ki vajah

sai mera control kho raha

Janu/masoom-- dev

Preet/sanju- aaahhhhh yeh yaha kaise

Janu sona mere gaale lag gayi maine unhen hataya aur talawar unnki taraf kar

diya

Tabhi gate khula

Ladaka- saale tere ettne himmat

Wo tezzi sai meri taraf aaya uski speed tezz thi hume dono diwali todate hue

udate hue dur gire ek madan mai

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Wha par kaafi log

Humare girate hi sab jhuk ke beth gaye

Uss ladake nai uth kar haath uthaya to sab khade ho gaye

Ladaka - teri himmat kaise hui mm meri biwi par haathiyaar uthaane ki aur tuh

bharat kaise aaya

Mai- mujhe rokana tere bus ka nahi hai

Ladaka - yeh to whakt baatayaga

Usnai hath uthaya ek talwar aa gayi usske pass

Woh bhaag kar mere pass aaya aur talwar sai mere upar war kar diya maine usske

jaise hi roka ek tezz roshani nikali aur wha par joh log the wo dard sai

chillane lage

Uss ladake nai jhaat sai apni talawar hata li

Mo bhaag kar khuch roshani apne haath sai logo par chhodanai laga

Par talwar ki shati ab mujhe pareshan nahi kar rhai thi mai utha

Woh ladaka aaya aur ek laat mujhe jad di mujhpar aag chod di par maine talwar

sai usske roka to pass ke gharon ke upar aag lag gayi

Woh ladaka thoda pareshan hua par ussnai aag bujha di

Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa

Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab wo aaya to meri faat ke chaar

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Ladaka - ravi kaha jadi yaha aa

Maine toda saas li chalo koi dusra ladega par jab wo aaya to meri faat ke chaar

ho gayi

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Mai - daa.....ragon bhi hote hai kaya

Ussnai puch sai mujhe maaara mai dhur giya jhaat sai utha aur bhaag kar ek ghusa

usse mara par gol chakkar kah kar todhi dhur gira

Woh utha aur mujhe apne muh mai bharanai wala tha ki mai hath gaya par ussnai

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puch (tail)sai phir waar kiya

Mai- aaaahahah maaa

Usski puch mai kaate jaise pata nahi kaha sai aa gaye wo meri pith gus gaye

Ussnai mujhe upar uchhal diya

Mai hawa mai meri talwar niche ki taraf jhuk gayi

Wo mere hath sai chhut gayi

Ladaka - shaabash ravi

Jaise hi meri talwar gamin par giri etani tezz roshani nikali ki sabki aakhe

band ho gay mujhe aur uss ladake ko chod kar mai dhaddam sai nicche gira maine

dekha ki uss roshani mai sai ek

Sher nikal raha tha

Mere saath woh ladaka bhi heran tha

Tabhi dragon nai ek tezz neele rang ki bejali jaise khuch sher par fenki

Par usske pahunchane sai phele hi sher nai ek gola uski taraf chod diya

Woh laudakata hua dhur jaa gira aur behosh ho gaya

Ladaka - bus bahut hoo gaya ab

Mai apni talwar utha li

Ussnai talwar mere taraf fenki usse eetni jaldi fheka tha ki mai sambhal nahi

paya aur sher pata nahi kaha gayab ho gaya

Wo talwar seedha mere pet ke aara par ho gayi speed etni tezz thi ki mai talwar

sahit ek ped mai tang gaya

Woh mere pass aa raha tha

Maine khich kar woh kalwar nikal di par meera bahut khoon nikal gaya tha malujhe

khuch dhudla dhikayi dene laga

Maine war ke liye haath uthaya toh wahi ki tabhi koi ladaki chilayi aur mai

behosh ho gaya

(Just a special appearance )

Preet (veer wife )- ruk jaoo veer

Veer (ladaka)- kaya baat hai

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Janu- aap galat samjah rahe hai humme

Veer- par essnai Preet par talwar kyu kar rakhi thi

Sona nai aakar mera sir apani god mai rakha

Sona - woh bus dar raha tha ki kahi yeh hamme khuch kare naaa. Par aap gusse mai

khuch sunne bina usse wha sai yaha le aaye

Veer- rukoo mai thik karata hui

Haaalaki mera ghaav bhar jagata par dheer par ussnai khuch kiya ki mera ghav

ekdum bhar gaya ussnai mere maath par haath rakaha

Mujhe dheere dheere hosh aaya

Maine dhekha ki sona mere shir aur jaanu per ko pakad kar bethi hai

Sona ke aashu mere gaalo par girane lage

Mai- kyu roo rahi hoo tum thik toh ho naa

Veer- mujhe maaf karana bhai galafamily mai yeh sab ho gaya

Preet - haa hum toh bus enka dayan rakh rahe the

Mai- mai bhi maafi caahunga par aap ho kon aur yeh jagah kon sai hai

Veer- yeh mera plant hai "MORGAN"AUR mai yaha ka raja hu

Mai uth kar khadha ho gaya

Mai- bhai kaya mai ghat jaa sakata hu

Veer- mujhe samjah mai nahi aa rha ki tum log sahi ho yaa gaalt kal tum dono hi

lad rahe the aur aaj saath saath

Preet - phele andar toh le chale yaha baat karana thik nahi hai

Veer- yahi thik rahega challoo

Hum sab andar aaye khuch kaahya piya aur fir

Veer- haa toh ab batao

Mai -baat yeh hai ki

Veer- ohh toh yeh baat hai

Mai -ha yehi sab sab hua tha

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Veer - khuch bhi kaho taakatwar ho bhai par apni shaktiyoo kaa istaemaal sahi

sai jaante nahi hoo tum abhi

Mai- woh yoh hai par aaj lag raha hai ki mujhe jannana padega

Veer - maine kaafi shaktiyoo ko dhekha hai par tumhari aalag hai maine tum par

war kiya toh tumnai apni talwar sai roka tha toh meri planet ka nukasaan hua yeh

to jab hoo sakata hai jab mai kiss acchi yaa deviye shakti par war karu

Mai -kaya tum bata sakete hoo ki yeh sab mijhe kaha sai mila hai

Veer nai mere shirt kholi aur mere senne par khuch diamond jaisa rakha aur aakhe

band kar li

Todhi der baad usnai aakhe kholi aur phiche hat gaya

Mai -kya haua bhai

Verr - pata lagane wala hi tha ki

Mai - haa ruk kyu gaye

Veer - bhai todhi der rukata toh tuh meri sahaktiya khich leta

Hum sab ke muh khul gaye aakhir sanju boli

Sanju - yeh kaise ho sakata hai tumhari sahaktiya kaise

Veer - koi deviya shakti hai esske andar

Mai- kaya bole jaa rahe hoo aap sab asse kaise ho sakat hai yeh powers saayad

mere kisi guru ji sai mili hai

Veer - sach mai bhai tera sharir bhadh gaya par dimag nahi

Mai- kanana kaya caahate ho

Veer - accha bhar jo sher aayaa aur tumhari talwar kaya tumhe lagata hai agar

kisi aur ki powera hoti toh woh vaapas aaa jati

Ess baat nai mujhe bhi soch mai daal diya

Janu-kaya hua kaya soch rahe hoo

Mai- yahi ki ab mujhe meri body ki jarurat hai

Veer - mataalb body ki kaya

Maine usse woh baat saayad nahi baatayi thi par ab baata di

Veer - bhai mai kah toh nahi sakata par yeh bhaut jada shaktisaali hai saayad

kisi bhi planet ko ek chutaki mai nasht kar de

Mai khush hokar - kaya sach mai

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Veer - bhai par shaktiyoo ke saath khuch musibate bhi aati hai yeh hamesha hota

hai

AGAR AAP LOG KAHANGE TOH MAI VEER KO AAGE RAHKUNGA

Veer ke baare mai jada jaanane ke liye yeh padhe man kare toh

SAFAR ANDHEKHE JIVAN KA
 
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