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Hum logon ki practice khatam hue Aur hum ghar ki ore chal pare. Wapas phir Aaj Nischay ke ghar jana tha jiski sari arrengement Pari kar chuki thi ........
Hum dono ghar pahunche Phir jaldi wapas college Jane ke liye ready ho gaye.
Pari Mujhe piche se kas ke pakarti hue......
"I love you jaan ... Ye mere jivan ka Sabse yadgar b'day tha... Thank you sooooooo much"
Main...... Par Mujhe afsos hua
Pari.... Kitne rude ho Jaan .... Mere liye ek-ek pal bhulaye nahin bhule jate Aur aap kah rahe hai afsos hai..
Main.... Aishi bat nahin hai Pari ... Wo Mujhe tumhari b'yad yad nahi thi na
Pari..... Ooooo ! To jan is wajah se udas hai .... Par Pata to tab hota na jaan jab main Aapko batati
Main.... Nahin Pari fir bhi Mujhe Pata to karni chahiye thi na.
Pari ne galon par Ek kiss karte hue...... Nahin jaan main nahin chahti thi ki aap mera b'day samajh kar meri koi wish puri karte balki bina Jane me jo kiya hai na uske liye to aap ko kat khane ka ji karta hai ...... Aur Pari chahkte hue....
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe
Tell me o khuda abb mai kya karu
Chalu sidhee kee ulatee chalu
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe
Tell me o khuda abb mai kya karu
Chalu sidhee kee ulatee chalu
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Main.... Bas Bas baba samjh gaya ..... Waise Tum teddy ke sath Kal kar Kya rahi thi...
Pari..... Simple wahi jo aap mere sath kar rahe the....
Main..... Pari Suno na Tumhe itna romantic hote dekh.....
Pari.... Bolo na jaan Kya?
Main.... Pari Ek kiss karne ka Dil kar raha hai
Pari Apni saet se khari ho Aur dono bahen faila jor se bolti hue
"To le lo na jaan roka kisne hai"
Pari ki is bewak ada par to mere hosh hi gum ho gaye
"Lagta hai Pari Tum bawri ho gayi ho .... Bhala sarak par bhi koi aisha karta hai Kya".....
Pari........
Ye Tere Pyar Ka Asar Hai Mujhpar
Khud Ko Mehsus Karne Lagi Hoon
Jo Haal-E-Ishq ka Maza Aa Raha Hai
Pahle Kabhi Na Mehsus Ki Maine
In Hawaon Me Khushboo Hai pyar ki
Panchi Bhi Geet Gunguna Rahe hai
Ab To Bikhar Gayi Hoon Toot Kar Main
Pyar Me Tere Hua Ye Haal Hai
Pari par Bas ab rang chadha hai aap ke pyar ka jaan......
Main..... O madam ! Laut aao kanhi Ye bukhar ki khabar meri us hitlar Maa ko hue na to Abhi jo chahak rahi ho Kuch hi der me birha geet gane lago gi.....
Jane kaha gaye wo din
Kahte the teri rah me
Najaro ko bichhayenge
Chahe kahi bhi tum raho
Chahenge tum ko umarbhar
Tum ko na bhul payenge
Pari... Very funny ! Achhe khase mood ko kaise aag lagayi jay koi aap se sikhe ... Jao Mujhe koi bat nahin karni.
Main.... Lo sach kaha to karwi lag rahi hai...
Pari .... (Apna chota muh banati hue Gusse me) Kaun sa sarak par kiss kar hi lete jaan jo Kal ke news me front page par humari tasveer aati Aur mummy ji ko Pata chal jata.
Main..... Tum bhi na thoda sa mazak Kya kar diya serious ho gayi. Achha Jane bhi do manph karo baba
Pari ... Nai pahle Mujhe manao Phir main manoongi.
Main..... Thik hai evening ko Ye free hokar programe rakhte hai. Achha wo chhoro Aaj ke Kam ka Kya? Kuch socha hai kaise meeting fix ho Nischay ke sath.
Pari.... Simple hai .... Main baton baton me Sohini se discuss karoongi ki "Aaj Mujhe university Kam hai par Pata nahin hoga ki nahin hoga"?
Main.... Aur is bat se Kya hoga
Pari.... Ekdum buddhu, Sohini Mujhe apne sath chalne ke liye bolegi.
Main.... Flop plan Kyonki Tum akele gayi bhi uske ghar to wo niche tak nahin aayega Aur aa bhi gaya to Kya fayda Kya bat karogi?
Pari .... Wo aap mujh par chhor dijiye Aur Kal subah hone ka intzar kijiye
Main.... (Man me) Hannn ! Pata nahin iske dimag me Kya chal raha hai ..... Khair dekhte hai Kal subah
College as usual time Aur routain me pahunche ..... Poori hamari friend circle sath thi.
Hum sab pahle class Yani ki Suman mam ki class me the.... Aaj mere pas Sid baitha tha Aur Pata nahin kyon unwanted reaction de raha tha.... Uski harkaten itni ajib thi ki wo centre point Bana tha poore class ka.
Suman mam..... (Sid se) Tumhe Kya hua Tum apni body ko kyon itna Shake kar rahe ho, dance class hai ye?
Sid.... No Mam, mere kapre ke ander koi Kira ghusa hua hai
Suman mam..... To jao bahar class ke Aur use nikal ke aao
Sid.... Mam wo pith par hai kaise nikalun ... Rahul bhai chalo na thodi madad kar do
Main..... (Apna matha pit te hue) Chal bhai main aaya mam iski madad kar ke
Main Aur Sid batroom ki ore nikle ....
Main... Chal bhai nilkal kapre jaldi se us kire ko hata doon
Sid.... Chill Rahul bhai sab acting thi
Main.... Han ! Tu duffer acting kyon itna ki wanha
Sid .... Aap se Kuch private bat karni thi
Main.... Bol Kya bat hai..
Sid .... Yaar mera bhi mamla set kara do Mujhe na lagta hai Sainy ji se pyar ho gaya hai
Main.... (Ji to kiya ki doon khinch ke Ek par khud ko control karte hue) Tujhe to do din pahle tak Kavita se pyar tha na
Sid.... Dada wo tha par jis tarah se Sainy ji Mujhe respond kar rahi thi Mujhe lagta hai ki ....
Main.... Kya lagta hai bhai..
Sid.... Bewkoofon ki tarah sarmate hue, unko bhi mujh se pyar hai..
Main..... (Ruk tere pyar ka bukhar utar deta hoon) Hammmmm ! Dekh bhai maine to purpose apni janu ko coffee shop me kiya tha sabke samne himmat kar ke ab is se jayada Kuch nahin kar sakta.
Sid..... Mere galon ko chumte hue, love u bro main bhi Aaj Thodi himmat kar loon .... Thanks for your idea sir ab chalen.
Bathroom se wapas hum apni class me aa gaye..... Pahle janha uski bewak harkaten thi ab uske chehre ki chamak dekhne layak thi.... Aur rah rah kar wo Sainy ko hi dekh raha tha...
Khair class over hue Aur hum sab canteen me ikattha hue.... Janha humara intzar Banki participents bhi kar rahe the.
Jab sab Ek jagah baith gaye to Pari ne glass ko toast karte hue sabka dhyan apni ore khincha......
"Fiends Kya aap ko nahin lagta ki hum ne sports me hissa le ke bahut romanch bhara Kam kiya hai"
Sare Ek sath ..... Hunnnnnnnnnn !
Pari....... To mera Ye man na ka ki hum log apne apne ghar ke bare bujurg ko Kya samil kare Kal subah ground par, taki wo bhi dekhe hum subah kitni mehnat karte ha
Sare..... Hunnnnnnnnn !
Goldee...... Bilkul sahi kaha ji .... Maine na apne pra ko lana hai ... Sara din Mujhe aalsi kahte hai. Maine bhi unhe dikhana hai main kinni mehnat karda hoon.
Goldee ki bat par sab hasne lage Aur hanth table par thapthapate hue ..... Haan lekar aayenge slogan gane lage.
Abhi is josh se bhare mahol me Ek Aur glass ki toast hue Aur jab sab dhun me the to humare pyare Sid bhai ne usi glass ko floor par de mara..... Yeeee ! Ab jakar sabka dhyan Sid ki ore gaya.
Parni.... Sid Yaar itta gussa na karo ... Kaho Kya hua
Sainy..... Tum log shant rahoge tab na Kuch bole... Bolo Sid Kya kahna chah rahe ho
Main Sid ki aankhon ki chamak ko saf dekh sakta tha Aur Sainy ko apna support karte dekh uska chehra jaise vijayi muskan se lalahit ho.
Mujhe lekin agle hi pal gusse me us canteen ke Kuch log Sid ki ore aate najar aaye .... Main uthkar unke pas chala gaya.... Glass ke paise diye Aur shant kara kar bhej diya.... Aur Kuch der bad me floor saf karne ko bola..
Main wapas najar dala to dekha.....
Sid apni jagah se khara Sainy ke bagal me chala gaya... Sainy hanth ko apne hanthon me tham liya ... Hanth thame ghutno par baith gaya..... Aur thodi unchi awaz me
"I love you Sainy, Mujhe Tum se pyar ho gaya hai"
Wanha sab hairan rah gaye Sid ki is harquat ko dekh.... Sainy ki bari aankhen ab bhi Ye jata rahi thi ki use yakin hi nahin ho raha hai ki aisha Kuch hua hai.....
Phir jor ka Ek tamacha Sid ke galon par Para... Sid thoda unbalance ho gaya Aur kanch par gir gaya.
Aur idhar Rishabh Aur Kunal bhi uthe .... Ki achanak chachu (Sardesai sir) canteen me aa gaye.
Jo janha tha usi jagah par settle ho gaya Sid ab bhi floor par para tha...... Sardesai sir Mujhe tokte hue....
"Rahul immidiatly inform me in my office"
Ab ise Kya ho gaya jo itna Jaldi mujhe office me bula rahe hai ... Ye Pari ke chachu bhi na Aaj lagta hai is bechare Sid ko kanhi suli par na chadha de....
Nahin nahin ... Ye to galat hoga ... Maine to use majak me Ye idea diya tha.... Yaar yadi aisha hua to main khud ko muh dikhane ke kabil na rahoonga.....
Anter man se Mujhe is mazak ke liye bahut dhikkar mil rahi thi.......
Hum logon ki practice khatam hue Aur hum ghar ki ore chal pare. Wapas phir Aaj Nischay ke ghar jana tha jiski sari arrengement Pari kar chuki thi ........
Hum dono ghar pahunche Phir jaldi wapas college Jane ke liye ready ho gaye.
Pari Mujhe piche se kas ke pakarti hue......
"I love you jaan ... Ye mere jivan ka Sabse yadgar b'day tha... Thank you sooooooo much"
Main...... Par Mujhe afsos hua
Pari.... Kitne rude ho Jaan .... Mere liye ek-ek pal bhulaye nahin bhule jate Aur aap kah rahe hai afsos hai..
Main.... Aishi bat nahin hai Pari ... Wo Mujhe tumhari b'yad yad nahi thi na
Pari..... Ooooo ! To jan is wajah se udas hai .... Par Pata to tab hota na jaan jab main Aapko batati
Main.... Nahin Pari fir bhi Mujhe Pata to karni chahiye thi na.
Pari ne galon par Ek kiss karte hue...... Nahin jaan main nahin chahti thi ki aap mera b'day samajh kar meri koi wish puri karte balki bina Jane me jo kiya hai na uske liye to aap ko kat khane ka ji karta hai ...... Aur Pari chahkte hue....
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe
Tell me o khuda abb mai kya karu
Chalu sidhee kee ulatee chalu
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe
Tell me o khuda abb mai kya karu
Chalu sidhee kee ulatee chalu
Aaj mai upar aasman niche
Main.... Bas Bas baba samjh gaya ..... Waise Tum teddy ke sath Kal kar Kya rahi thi...
Pari..... Simple wahi jo aap mere sath kar rahe the....
Main..... Pari Suno na Tumhe itna romantic hote dekh.....
Pari.... Bolo na jaan Kya?
Main.... Pari Ek kiss karne ka Dil kar raha hai
Pari Apni saet se khari ho Aur dono bahen faila jor se bolti hue
"To le lo na jaan roka kisne hai"
Pari ki is bewak ada par to mere hosh hi gum ho gaye
"Lagta hai Pari Tum bawri ho gayi ho .... Bhala sarak par bhi koi aisha karta hai Kya".....
Pari........
Ye Tere Pyar Ka Asar Hai Mujhpar
Khud Ko Mehsus Karne Lagi Hoon
Jo Haal-E-Ishq ka Maza Aa Raha Hai
Pahle Kabhi Na Mehsus Ki Maine
In Hawaon Me Khushboo Hai pyar ki
Panchi Bhi Geet Gunguna Rahe hai
Ab To Bikhar Gayi Hoon Toot Kar Main
Pyar Me Tere Hua Ye Haal Hai
Pari par Bas ab rang chadha hai aap ke pyar ka jaan......
Main..... O madam ! Laut aao kanhi Ye bukhar ki khabar meri us hitlar Maa ko hue na to Abhi jo chahak rahi ho Kuch hi der me birha geet gane lago gi.....
Jane kaha gaye wo din
Kahte the teri rah me
Najaro ko bichhayenge
Chahe kahi bhi tum raho
Chahenge tum ko umarbhar
Tum ko na bhul payenge
Pari... Very funny ! Achhe khase mood ko kaise aag lagayi jay koi aap se sikhe ... Jao Mujhe koi bat nahin karni.
Main.... Lo sach kaha to karwi lag rahi hai...
Pari .... (Apna chota muh banati hue Gusse me) Kaun sa sarak par kiss kar hi lete jaan jo Kal ke news me front page par humari tasveer aati Aur mummy ji ko Pata chal jata.
Main..... Tum bhi na thoda sa mazak Kya kar diya serious ho gayi. Achha Jane bhi do manph karo baba
Pari ... Nai pahle Mujhe manao Phir main manoongi.
Main..... Thik hai evening ko Ye free hokar programe rakhte hai. Achha wo chhoro Aaj ke Kam ka Kya? Kuch socha hai kaise meeting fix ho Nischay ke sath.
Pari.... Simple hai .... Main baton baton me Sohini se discuss karoongi ki "Aaj Mujhe university Kam hai par Pata nahin hoga ki nahin hoga"?
Main.... Aur is bat se Kya hoga
Pari.... Ekdum buddhu, Sohini Mujhe apne sath chalne ke liye bolegi.
Main.... Flop plan Kyonki Tum akele gayi bhi uske ghar to wo niche tak nahin aayega Aur aa bhi gaya to Kya fayda Kya bat karogi?
Pari .... Wo aap mujh par chhor dijiye Aur Kal subah hone ka intzar kijiye
Main.... (Man me) Hannn ! Pata nahin iske dimag me Kya chal raha hai ..... Khair dekhte hai Kal subah
College as usual time Aur routain me pahunche ..... Poori hamari friend circle sath thi.
Hum sab pahle class Yani ki Suman mam ki class me the.... Aaj mere pas Sid baitha tha Aur Pata nahin kyon unwanted reaction de raha tha.... Uski harkaten itni ajib thi ki wo centre point Bana tha poore class ka.
Suman mam..... (Sid se) Tumhe Kya hua Tum apni body ko kyon itna Shake kar rahe ho, dance class hai ye?
Sid.... No Mam, mere kapre ke ander koi Kira ghusa hua hai
Suman mam..... To jao bahar class ke Aur use nikal ke aao
Sid.... Mam wo pith par hai kaise nikalun ... Rahul bhai chalo na thodi madad kar do
Main..... (Apna matha pit te hue) Chal bhai main aaya mam iski madad kar ke
Main Aur Sid batroom ki ore nikle ....
Main... Chal bhai nilkal kapre jaldi se us kire ko hata doon
Sid.... Chill Rahul bhai sab acting thi
Main.... Han ! Tu duffer acting kyon itna ki wanha
Sid .... Aap se Kuch private bat karni thi
Main.... Bol Kya bat hai..
Sid .... Yaar mera bhi mamla set kara do Mujhe na lagta hai Sainy ji se pyar ho gaya hai
Main.... (Ji to kiya ki doon khinch ke Ek par khud ko control karte hue) Tujhe to do din pahle tak Kavita se pyar tha na
Sid.... Dada wo tha par jis tarah se Sainy ji Mujhe respond kar rahi thi Mujhe lagta hai ki ....
Main.... Kya lagta hai bhai..
Sid.... Bewkoofon ki tarah sarmate hue, unko bhi mujh se pyar hai..
Main..... (Ruk tere pyar ka bukhar utar deta hoon) Hammmmm ! Dekh bhai maine to purpose apni janu ko coffee shop me kiya tha sabke samne himmat kar ke ab is se jayada Kuch nahin kar sakta.
Sid..... Mere galon ko chumte hue, love u bro main bhi Aaj Thodi himmat kar loon .... Thanks for your idea sir ab chalen.
Bathroom se wapas hum apni class me aa gaye..... Pahle janha uski bewak harkaten thi ab uske chehre ki chamak dekhne layak thi.... Aur rah rah kar wo Sainy ko hi dekh raha tha...
Khair class over hue Aur hum sab canteen me ikattha hue.... Janha humara intzar Banki participents bhi kar rahe the.
Jab sab Ek jagah baith gaye to Pari ne glass ko toast karte hue sabka dhyan apni ore khincha......
"Fiends Kya aap ko nahin lagta ki hum ne sports me hissa le ke bahut romanch bhara Kam kiya hai"
Sare Ek sath ..... Hunnnnnnnnnn !
Pari....... To mera Ye man na ka ki hum log apne apne ghar ke bare bujurg ko Kya samil kare Kal subah ground par, taki wo bhi dekhe hum subah kitni mehnat karte ha
Sare..... Hunnnnnnnnn !
Goldee...... Bilkul sahi kaha ji .... Maine na apne pra ko lana hai ... Sara din Mujhe aalsi kahte hai. Maine bhi unhe dikhana hai main kinni mehnat karda hoon.
Goldee ki bat par sab hasne lage Aur hanth table par thapthapate hue ..... Haan lekar aayenge slogan gane lage.
Abhi is josh se bhare mahol me Ek Aur glass ki toast hue Aur jab sab dhun me the to humare pyare Sid bhai ne usi glass ko floor par de mara..... Yeeee ! Ab jakar sabka dhyan Sid ki ore gaya.
Parni.... Sid Yaar itta gussa na karo ... Kaho Kya hua
Sainy..... Tum log shant rahoge tab na Kuch bole... Bolo Sid Kya kahna chah rahe ho
Main Sid ki aankhon ki chamak ko saf dekh sakta tha Aur Sainy ko apna support karte dekh uska chehra jaise vijayi muskan se lalahit ho.
Mujhe lekin agle hi pal gusse me us canteen ke Kuch log Sid ki ore aate najar aaye .... Main uthkar unke pas chala gaya.... Glass ke paise diye Aur shant kara kar bhej diya.... Aur Kuch der bad me floor saf karne ko bola..
Main wapas najar dala to dekha.....
Sid apni jagah se khara Sainy ke bagal me chala gaya... Sainy hanth ko apne hanthon me tham liya ... Hanth thame ghutno par baith gaya..... Aur thodi unchi awaz me
"I love you Sainy, Mujhe Tum se pyar ho gaya hai"
Wanha sab hairan rah gaye Sid ki is harquat ko dekh.... Sainy ki bari aankhen ab bhi Ye jata rahi thi ki use yakin hi nahin ho raha hai ki aisha Kuch hua hai.....
Phir jor ka Ek tamacha Sid ke galon par Para... Sid thoda unbalance ho gaya Aur kanch par gir gaya.
Aur idhar Rishabh Aur Kunal bhi uthe .... Ki achanak chachu (Sardesai sir) canteen me aa gaye.
Jo janha tha usi jagah par settle ho gaya Sid ab bhi floor par para tha...... Sardesai sir Mujhe tokte hue....
"Rahul immidiatly inform me in my office"
Ab ise Kya ho gaya jo itna Jaldi mujhe office me bula rahe hai ... Ye Pari ke chachu bhi na Aaj lagta hai is bechare Sid ko kanhi suli par na chadha de....
Nahin nahin ... Ye to galat hoga ... Maine to use majak me Ye idea diya tha.... Yaar yadi aisha hua to main khud ko muh dikhane ke kabil na rahoonga.....
Anter man se Mujhe is mazak ke liye bahut dhikkar mil rahi thi.......