Main aur Pari doctor ke cabin mein betha huya tha.Aaj ek mahina ho gaya Dadi ko coma mein jate huye.
Punit(D)- Dekho Veer hamne bahot koshish kia iss ek mahine mein lekin koi improvement nahi hai.Tumne kaha tha na ki inki do beti hai.Agar unko laya jaye toh shayed kuch improvement ho.Aapno ke sath pa ke shayed unko hosh a jaye.
Doctor ke baat sunkar main khamosh ho gaya.Aab bua ko kaise laon.Lekin Dadi ke liye unko lana hi padega.Kuch bhi ho jaye mujhe unko lana hi padega.
Main- Thik hai main unko le ata hoon.
Main aur Pari cabin se bahar a gaye.
Pari- Aab bua ko laoge kaise.
Main- Pata nahi.Par Dadi ke liye lana hi padega.
Pari- Main tumhare sath chaloon.
Main- Nahi main akela jaonga.Mujhe malum hai woh jitna bhi naraj ho mujhse par Dadi ke halat sunkar jorur ayenge.
Pari- Thik hai.
Main bua ke ghar ki taraf chal pada.Bahot si umeed lekar ja raha hoon.Par mujhe unko kisi bhi haal mein lana hi padega.Main bua ke ghar ke samne akar taxi se bahar aya.Gate par knock kia toh watchman akar khula.
Watchman andar chala gaya.Main jabh aya tabh sham hone ko aya tha.Kuch der baad watchman aya.
Watchman- Jaiye andar.
Main ghar ke andar aya.Sabhi betha tha hall mein.Kajol bua ke family bhi tha.Mujhe dekhkar Divya bua aag ke ankhon se dekh rahi thi.Main unlogon ke samne jakar khada ho gaya.
Aakash uncle- Bolo kya baat hai.
Main- Woh Dadi hospital mein admit hai.
Mere baat sunkar Divya bua aur Kajol bua khadi ho gayi.
Divya Bua- Chillakar....Kya hua maa ko.
Main- Dadi ko ek mahine pehle heart attack aya tha.Woh abhi coma mein hai.
Divya bua aur Kajol bua mere baat sunkar ro padi.Divya bua mere pas akar mujhe ek thappad jhad dia. Chattaaakkk.
Divya Bua- Ek mahine pehle huya tha aur tu humko abhi bata raha hai.
Main- Bua Dadi ko bacha lo.Unko aap logon ki jarurat hai.
Aakash uncle- Chalo Divya aur Kajol hum chalte hai.Sameer tum yaha ruko bacho ka dhyan rakhna.Kis hospital mein admit hai.
Main- City Hospital.
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Mere age bua hospital pohnch gaye.Main Dadi ke cabin ke bahar Pari ke sath khada tha.Divya bua aur Kajol bua uncle ke sath andar the.Main bahar se unko dekh raha tha.Dono bua Dadi ke hath pakde baate kar rahi thi.Mujhe kuch sunai nahj de raha tha.Kuch der aise baate karte rahe.Mujhe unka rona nahi dekha gaya.Main waha se bahar chala aya.Pari bhi mere sath chali ayi.
Pari- Kya huya.
Main- Mujhse nahi dekha jayega.
Pari- Sambhalo khud ko.Dekhna Dadi bilkul thik ho jayegi.
Tabhi waha par ek nurse aya.
Nurse- Aap ka naam Veer hai?
Main- Haan.
Nurse- Aapki Dadi ko hosh a gaya aur unhone aapko bulaya hai.
Main khud ki khushi sambhal nahi paya aur Pari ko gale lagakar uske galo par kiss kar dia.Mere iss harkat par Nurse hasne lagi aur Pari sharma gayi.Main Dadi ke cabin ke taraf bhaga.Jaise hi main andar ghusa Dadi mujhe dekhkar ishare se pas bulaya.Main unke samne khada ho gaya.
Dadi- Badi mushkil se....Kaisa hai mera beta.
Main- Rote huye...Main toh acha hoon par aapne khud ka khyal kyu nahi rakha.
Dadi- Ro maat mera beta.Tu rote huye acha nahj lagta.
Dadi- Par main sirf tujhko khush dekhna chahta hoon.
Main- Dadi aap aab aram karo.Dekho bua bhi aapse milne aya hai.
Dadi- Haan aaj barso baad mere betiyon ko main dekh raha hoon.
Main- chaliye aab aap aram karo.
Divya Bua- Maa aab aap aram karo hum chalte hai.
Phir main buayon ke sath bahar a gaya.Phir hame doctor mile.
Punit(D)- Dekhiye aab toh yeh thik hai.Aap aab inko ghar le ja sakte hai.Par dhyan rakhna inko kisi bhi taraki mansik tanao nahi honi chahiye.
Divya Bua- Ji hum iss baat ka dhyan rakhenge.
Doctor chale gaye.Main aur dono bua ke sath uncle bhi khada raha.Kuch der baad bua boli.
Divya Bua- Dekho maa hamare yaha rukenge.Tum aapna rehne ke jagah kahin aur dhund lo.
Main- Ji acha.
Bua aur uncle chale gaye.Pari shayed hamare baat sun liya tha.
Pari- Tumne haan kyu kaha.Dadi tumko kabhi khud se dhur nahi karenge.
Main- Janta hoon.Par Dadi ko barso baad aapne betiya mili hai.Main nahi chahta unke bich koi dhuriya aye.Isiliye main gaon chala jaonga.Baise bhi mere result nikalne wala hai.
Pari- Dadi kabhi nahi manenge.
Main- Main mana lunga.Chalo chalte hai mere saman bhi pack karna hai.
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Main aur Pari ghar pohoncha.Main aur Pari mere kamre mein a gaye.Kamre mein akar Pari mujhe kas ke pakad liya.
Main- Are kya huya.
Pari- Maat jao na yaha par raho.
Main- Usko kaske pakad ke....Nahi jana toh padega hi baise bhi mere result nikalne wala hai.Main tumse promise karta hoon main iss shahar mein hi admission lunga.
Pari- Uchal.. kar sachi.
Main- Haan.
Tabhi mere nazar darwaza par padti hai.Main toh aab gaya kaamse.Darwaza par aunty khadi thi.Main jhatke se Pari ko alag kia.
Pari- Kya huya.
Maine darwaza ki taraf ishara kia.Pari jaise hi darwaza par dekhi woh bhi jhtaka kha gayi.Nazar niche kar li.Aunty hamare pas akar.
Shakuntala- Yeh saab kya ho raha tha.
Hum dono bilkul chup.
Shakuntala- Maine pucha kya ho raha tha.
Pari- Kuch nahi mummy Veer ja raha hai na isliye packing kar rahe the.
Shakuntala- Gale lagkar packing karte ho.
Pari nazar chura liya.
Shakuntala- Kya chal raha hai tum dono ke bich.
Pari- K K Kuch n nahi Mummy.
Shakuntala- Dekh tujhse jyada duniya dekhi hai maine.Mujhe ullu banane ki koshiah bhi maat karna.
Maine socha bata deta hoon.Jo hoga dekha jayega.Ek lamba saans liya.
//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f3c3.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f3c3.svgMain- Bahot fast....Aunty hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hai.Hum ek dusre ek alava jee nahi sakte.Main Pari ko hamisha khush rakhunga.Kabhi usko koi taklif nahi dunga.Agar aap haan kar dengi toh aapko ek bahot acha damad milega.//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f3c3.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f3c3.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49e.svg
Main jaldi jaldi baat bol gaya.Mere mann mein jo kuch bhi tha.Maine phirse darwaza ke taraf dekha ek aur jhatka.Uncle khada tha.Aab toh gaya.Main wait kar raha hoon thappad ki ya dant ki.
Tabhi aunty aur uncle hasne lage.Aab indono ko kya ho gaya.Kahin pagal toh nahi ho gayi.
Shakuntala- Pari ke pas jakar....Hame damad pasand aya.
Pari sharma gayi aur aunty ke gale lag gayi muh chupane ke liye.Uncle mere pas akar.
Rishabh- Kya baat hai mere beti ko chura kar le gaye.
Main kuch nahi bola bas khada reh gaya.
Rishabh- Mujhe gale lagakar...Mujhe toh tum pehli din e pasand a gaye the.Aaj mujhe ek beta bhi mil gaya.Chalo aab hum chalte hai.
Aunty aur uncle chale gaye.Pari mere pas akar.
Pari- Bahot bahador ho.
Main- Usko bahon mein bharke....Pyaar kia toh darna kya.
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Main taxi leke hospital pohonch gaya.Saman taxi mein rakhkar main Dadi ke cabin mein chala gaya.Dadi Aruna ke sath baat kar rahi thi.Main Dadi ke pas jakar beth gaya.
Main- Dadi aab aap kaisi hai.
Dadi- Mera beta a gaya toh main toh ek dam fit ho gaya.
Main sirf halka sa muskura dia.
Aruna- Kya nani pota kya a gaya hame toh bhul hi gayi.
Dadi- Aisa nahi hai beti.Yeh mera jaan hai.Main isse ek pal bhi dhur nahi reh sakti.Tu toh mera gudiya hai.
Aruna lapakke Dadi ke gale lagh gayi.
Main- Woh Dadi main aaj gaon ja raha hoon.
Dadi- Kyu.
Main- Woh Dadi mere result nikalne wala hai na 2 din baad.
Dadi- Toh kya huya main munshi ko bol dunga woh janke ayega.
Main- Nahi Dadi mujhe jana hai.Kyu ki mujhe aapni teachers ko bye bhi bolna hai.Aab toh main Shahar mein rahunga na.
Dadi- Thik hai.Phir main bhi chalunga.
Main- Nahi Dadi aapki tabiyat thik nahi hai.Baise bhi aapko bua ke pas jana hai unke sath kafi din ke baad waqt guzar lenge.
Dadi- Lekin teri dekhbal kyon karega.
Main- Waha pae bahot logh hai mera dekhbal karne ke liye.
Dadi- Chal thik hai.Lekin result milne ke din tu akar mujhe batayega.
Main- Ji Dadi.
Dadi- Tera ticket ho gaya kya.
Main- Main kar lunga.Main aab bada ho gaya hoon.
Aruna jo abb tak chup rahi aab bol pada.
Aruna- Haan nani bahot bada ho gaya hai bilkul ghode jaisa.
Uske baat sunkar Dadi bol pada.
Dadi- Aise nahi bolte tumse bada hai na.
Aruna- Kaan pakad kar....Sorry nani.
Dadi- Koi baat nahi meri gudiya.
Main- Dadi main ek acha sa naam deta hoon iska.Mmmm Aapat ki fudiya kaisa rahega.
Aruna- Ghusse se....Kya main aapat ki fudiya hoon.Abhi batata hoon.
Aruna mere pas lapka lekin main bhi bachke darwaza ke taraf chala gaya.Darwaza ke bahar main jane laga woh bhi mujhe bhagane laga.Main bhag kar hospital ke corner mein chala gaya woh bhi mere piche.Kafi pakda pakdi ke baad Aruna thak gayi aur hafne lagi.Mujhe laga ki haf rahi hai.Lekin maine dekha ki woh pet pakad kar beth gayi.Main uske taraf daud laga diya.
Main- Kya huya Aruna.
Jaise hi main uske pas gaya woh mujhe gale se laga liya aur mere peet par mukke marne laga.Aab main samjha mujhe ullu banaya.Tabhi waha par Divya bua a gayi.
Divya Bua- Kya ho raha hai yaha.
Aruna ek dam se hath gayi mere upar se.Main bhi khada ho gaya.Bua Aruna ke taraf dekhkar.
Divya Bua- Kya kar rahi thi tu iss ke sath.
Aruna- Kuch nahi mummy.
Divya Bua- Chal yaha se.Iss ka khoon hi ganda hai.Iss ke pas bhi maat ana.
Phir Aruna ke hath pakad kar bua le gayi.Mujhe bura toh bahot laga lekin maine kuch nahi kaha.Main Dadi ke pas chala gaya.
Main- Dadi aap apna khyal rakhna.
Dadi- Tu bhi aapna khyal rakhna.
Main- Aab main chalta hoon Dadi.
Dadi- Aramse jana aur jate hi phone karna.
Main- Ji Dadi.
Main Dadi ke pair chuya aur bahar a gaya.Bahar dekha ki Aruna muh latka kar khadi hai.Main uske pas jakar bola.
Main- Kya huya tum aise muh latka kar khadi kyu ho.
Aruna- Mere bajase aapko dant padi.
Main- Are dant kaha padi.Bua mere liye jo sochta hai wohi toh kaha hai.Iss mein bura mangne wala kya baat hai.Mere bua hai kuch bhi keh sakti hai.
Aruna- Par woh kitna bura bhala kehta hai aapko.
Main- Are maine kaha na woh mere bua hai mujhe kuch bhi keh sakti hai.Aab thodi si has do.
Woh nahi hasi.
Main- Are yeh toh has hi nahi rahi hai.Aab kya karoon.Chuhiya thoda has do.
Aruna- Kya main chuhiya.Phir tum Chuha ek bada sa chuha.
Main- Acha main chuha phir tum billi.
Aruna- Tum bhi billa.
Main- Yeh billa kya hota hai.
Aruna- Jo bada billi hota hai na usko billa kehte hai.
Main- Acha mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha.Tum toh smart ho.
Aruna- Woh toh main hoon.
Phir Aruna has padi.
Main- Chalo bye chuhiya.
Aruna- Muskurate huye....Bye chuha.
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Main Bus stand ake taxi se nikla.Apna saman nikal kar taxi wala ko paise dia.Main ticket karne ke liye ticket counter ke taraf ja hi raha tha ki mujhe Pari dikhai dia.Badmash ladke usko ched raha tha.Mera khoon khaulne laga.Main aapna saman jamin par rakha aur unke taraf gaya.Main piche se bola.
Main- Kya ho raha hai yaha.
Pari mujhe dekhte hi mere pas akar mere piche chala aya.Phir wohi filmy style.
Badmash1- Oo jhandu chamiya ko hamare hawale karke poot le.
Thoda sharafat dikhata hoon.
Main- Dekho bhai yeh mere honewala biwi hai.Toh aapne apne kaam par jao.
Badmash2- Toh thoda hum maja karenge toh kya bigad jayega.
Aab mujhe ghussa a raha tha.Phir bhi ek aur try marta hoon.
Main- Dekho bhai agar main tumhare maa behen ke sath
aisa karoon toh kaisa lagega.
Badmash1- Karke toh dekh teri haddi pasli ek kar dunga.
Main- Toh aap mere honewali biwi ke sath aisa kar sakte hai kya.
Badmash2- Dekh bashan maat de.Yeh hamari toh behen nahi hai.
Badmash1 mere pas a raha tha.Jaise hi woh Pari ke taraf hath badaya maine uska hath pakad liya aur marod dia.Itna jorse moroda ki usko bahot dard huya.Phir maine ek ghusa uske pet mein mara woh jamin par gir gaya.Badmash2 toh kabh bhag gaya mujhe pata hi nahi chala.Chalo thoda style marta hoon.
Main- Aajke liye chod dia nahi toh teri haddi tod deta.
Jaise hi maine piche moda Pari mujhe gale laga liya aur bolne laga.
Pari- I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
Main- Chalo bahot huya logh dekh rahe hai.
Pari ek dam jhatke se mujhse alag huya aur sharmane laghi.
Main- Tum sharmati bhi ho.
Pari- Dhatt.
Main- Chalo main ticket kar leta hoon.
Main ticket karne chala gaya aur Pari mere saman lekar ek jagah beth gaya.Main ticket karke uske pas akar beth gaya.
Main- Tumhe yaha ane ki kya jarurat thi.
Pari- Tum chale ja rahe ho isliye last time milne aya.
Main- Kya main marne ja raha hoon.
Pari mujhe ek thappad mar dia.Mujhe toh kuch samajh nahi aya.Phir maine dekha ki Pari ro rahi hai.
Main- Lo ji mara mujhe ro aap rahi hai.Yeh acha hai.
Pari- Rote huye...Tum bahot gande ho air gande gande baate karte ho.Main tumse baat nahi karungi.
Yeh kehke muh dusre taraf kar liya.Chalo bhai jate jate inko bhi manana padega.Main uske samne jakar ghutno mein beth gaya kaan pakad kar.
Main- Sorry.Maaf kardo.
Pari mujhe uthakar gale laga liya.
Pari- Phir kabhi aisa bola toh baat nahi karungi.
Kuch der aise hi gale lage rahe.
Main- Madam aaj kaal aap jyada advantage le rahe hai mere bhole pan ka.Kahin kisi din mera ** na kardo.Mujh jaise obla purush ko kyon bachayega tumhare chungol se.
Pari- Alagh hokar....Koi nahi bacha payega.Tumhara toh main balatkar kar dunga.
Main toh shocked hone ka natak kia.Phir Pari ko samajh aya ki woh kya kahan.Phir khud hi sharma gayi.Mere seene mein muh chupa liya.
Main- Chalo chalo yeh sharmana bahot ho gaya bus bhi a gaya.
Pari- Mujhse alagh hokar....Roj phone karoge.Khana time par khaoge.Ok.
Main- sar jhukakar....Jo hukum mallika.
Phir main aur Pari hasne laga.
Main- Chalo chalta hoon.Aapna khyal rakhna aur ho sake toh Dadi ko dekh na.
Pari- Tum fikar maat karo main Dadi ka pura khyal rakhunga.
Main- Baise tum aaj kaal mere Dadi ko Dadi kyu kehti ho.Abhi tak hamara shadi nahi huya.Shayed bich mein tum replace bhi ho jao.
Pari- Ek dam sherni ki tarah...Shadi tooh mujhse hi karna padega.Agar kisi aur se shadi kia toh shaadi ke mandap pe nakli bacha lekar a jaunga.
Main- Ghabrane ki natak karte huye....Bapre tum toh bhayanak ho.Pata nahi shadi ke baad kya karoge.
Pari- Shadi ke baad toh tum ko pallu mein pakad kar rakhunga.
Shahar1 mein jabh bus pohoncha tabh bahot sare logh bus mein chad rahe the.Meri sath wala seat abhi tak khali tha.Main darwaza ke taraf dekh raha tha ki ek bujurg aurat dikhai di.Aurat ko dekhkar hi toh mujhe jhatka laga.Googles,Lipstick lagakar khadi thi.Makeup ke dukaan lagh rahi thi.Budhape jawani chadi hai.
Bus TC- Aiye Dadi.
Budhi- Aabe Dadi kisko bola.Main kya Dadi lagti hoon.Tere beti ki umar ka hoon.
Yeh baat sunkar toh bus mein sab has pada.Main bhi aapna hasi rok nahi paya.TC toh muh fadhe dekh raha tha.
Budhi- Mera naam hai Madhubala.Just call me madhubala.
Bus TC- Muh teda karke....Aiye Madhubala ji.
Budhi kamar machalke meri baju mein beth gayi.
Madhubala(ChammakChallo)- Hey handsome.My name is Madhubala.
Meri taraf hath badakar.Main bhi handshake karte huye kaha.
Main- Ji mera naam hai Veer.
Madhubala(ChammakChallo)- Tum kitna old fashion ho.Thikse Hi Hello bhi karna nahi ata.
Mai Muh dusri taraf mod liya.Khud bangar hai aur mujhe keh rahi hai old fashion.Main bhi khidki ke bahar dekh raha tha.Kuch der baad
ChammakChallo phir boli.
Madhubala(ChammakChallo)- Baise tumhari koi gf hai kya.
Budhi ki baat sunkar toh aisa lagh raha hai jaise malum kar rahi hai main khali hoon ki nahi.
Main- Ji haan.
Madhubala(ChammakChallo)- Woh tumhara bad luck.Mujh jaisi khubsurat ladki miss kardi.
Main bhi thoda maja le leta hoon.
Main- Haan.Aap jaisi haseen ladki ko miss kardi.
Woh aapna tarif sunke sharmane lagi jaise koi 16 saal ki ladki ho.Phir aise hi unke bakwaas sunte sunte mera gaon a gaya.
Main- Acha Madhubala ji mera gaon a gya.Aapse milke acha laga.
Madhubala(ChammakChallo)- Mujhe bhi tum jaise handsome se milke khushi huyi.
Phir main niche utar gaya.Station par dekha munimji khada tha.Woh mere pas akar bola.
Munimji- Chote malik ane mein koi taklif toh nahi huya.
Main- Nahi.Par aap yaha?
Munimji- Malkin ne kaha tha aapko receive kar loon.Malkin kaisi hai.?
Yeh Dadi bhi na.
Main- Ji achi hai.
Phir hum car se ghar a gaye.Bahot dino ke baad ghar akar acha lagh raha tha.Phir maine Dadi ko call kia.
Dadi- Thik se pohonch gaya na beta.
Main- Ji Dadi.Aap meri fikar maat kijiyega.Aap apna dhyan rakhna.
Dadi- Tu waha par akela hai aur main fikar na karoon.
Main- Dadi main koi chota bacha thodi na hoon.Main aab bada ho gaya hoon.
Dadi- Tu toh hamisha mere liye ek bacha hi rehega.
Main- Acha Dadi aab rakhta hoon.Fresh bhi hona hai.
Dadi- Chal thik hai.
Phir maine Pari ko call kia.
Main- Hello.SweetyPie.
SweetiePie bathroom mein hai -Shakuntala
Main- S s sorry aunty.
Shakuntala- Are koi nahi Damadji.Aapke honewali biwi naha rahi hai.
Main- Thik hai main baaad mein phone karta hoon.
Main jaldi phone cut kar dia.Yeh kya ho gaya.Mujhe toh sharam a raha tha.Chalo fresh ho jata hoon.Phir maine freah huya aur khana khakar sou ne chala gaya.Abhi soune hi wala tha ki Pari ka phone a gaya.Maine phone pick kia.
Main- Hello ji.
Pari- Tumne mummy se kya kaha tha jabh tumne phone kia tha.Mummy bahot muskura rahi thi.
Main- Woh kya hai ki maine galti se tum samajh kar unko sweetypie bol dia.
Meri baat sunkar Pari jor se hasne lagi.
Main- Bas bas bahot hasi ho gaya.Mera bhi din ayega.
Pari apni hasi control karke.
Pari- Toh tum thik se pohonch gaye the na.
Main- Haan ji.
Pari- Aab kya kar rahe ho.
Main- Tumse baat.
Pari- Baise tum kabh bapas ayoge.
Main- Parso ayonga.
Pari- Tum itne din meri pas the aab nahi hoto khali khali lagh raha hai.
Main- Koi baat nahi jabh ayonga tog pura bhar dunga.
Pari- Acha ji.
Main- Haan ji.
Phir aise hi kuch deer baat karke maine phone cut kia.Phir aramse so gaya.....
