Update -31 " Function Magic "
finally matlab finally mera phone mere pass mere hath mein hai. Bhagwan us tondu ki tond ko hamesha yun
hi faila ke rakhe , salle ne bilkul sahi kar diya phone , bilkul gilli chut jaisa mast ho gaya hai phone par sala
ab bahut mehnat karni padegi , sab kuch dubara phone mein dalna padega. Bina backup ke phone rakhna hi
nahi chahie aur vo bhi cloud backup varna aisa hal ho jata hai jaise chut toh bahut hai par lund chotil hai
" bc backup bana lena chahie tha , sala pada likha hone ke baad bhi aisa chutiapa kar jata hun mein.. " khud
se abhi baat kar raha tha ki itne mein halki si hanse ki awaz kano mein padi aur jab mene phone se ankh hata
kar samne dekha tab samajh aya ki is waqt mein bus mein khada hun aur man mein kehne vali baat mein abhi
abhi muh se nikal chuka hun jo mere samne khadi aurat ne sun liya hai. Mene use dekhte hue apni juthi hansi
dikhai aur apni nazrein jhuka li. " bc " khud se kehte hue mein vaisa hi khada raha jab tak mere college ka
stand nahi aa gaya.
aaj phir college pahuchte hue der ho gayi thi , main gate ke andar ghus kar jab apni wing ki taraf badh raha
tha toh dekha dusri branch ke kuch item apne dress code mein khadi thi. haye re inki dress code na dikhni
wali bhi item hi dikh rahi thi. Kassi hui shirt pehen rakhi thi jisme andar baithe kabootar puri shape mein
dikhai de rahe the. man kar raha tha bas wahin dekhta rahun aur sala hua bhi aisa hi mein vahin khada ho
gaya aur samne khil-khilati hui haseen sharir ko tadne laga jabki mein pehli class miss kar chuka tha aur dusri
ke liye late ho raha tha lekin kisi maha sant ne kaha hai na , ' jab jab dikhe sundar kanya tab tab bhul jao
padna likhna ' par kaha kisne hai ye baat . khair muth maraye kehne vala mein toh filal titli dekh lun.
vaise sari achi dikh rahi thi par meri ankhein ye talash rahi thi ki unme se sabse jada kaun si achi hai aur
jada na mehnat karne ke baad mujhe ek dikh hi gayi jo un titliyun ke group mein khadi thi hans rahi thi shant
si thi par thi ek dum gazab. sach mein khubsurti ho toh aisi , gori chitti uppar se cute chehra aur banane valle
ne sirf itna hi nahi choda balki niche ka hissa toh aisa jisne mera lund jor jor se hila dala. Perfect boobs ,
perfect kamar aur jeans mein kaid perfect shaped thighs .
" abe yar ek ye hai jinhone is college ki haryali ko bana rakha hai aur ek hamari class ki kaliya hai jinhone
is abadi mein aag laga kar is college ki haryali ko rakh bana rakha hai ... " abhi mein samne tad raha tha ki
tabhi mere kano mein ek jani pehchani awaz padi jiske shabad mujhe saaf sunai diye.
" tharki sala.. " awaz sunte hi palta toh samne khadi item ko dekh dimag ka para high ho gaya , samne koi
aur nahi meri class ki ek matr thodi si lund ki tarah dikhne valli payal jaa rahi thi aur mujhe pakka yakin tha
ki issi salli ne mujhe tharki bola hoga. bc sach kaha hai duniya ne ki jab koi acha kaam kar rahe ho toh chutiye
logon ke barre mein nahi sochna chahie varna zindagi jhand bana dete hai.
" dekho toh sali ko chal kaise rahi hai matak matak kar.. tharki bola na mere ko bataunga tujhe ache se.. "
us chudail ko chodh kar jab mene apni nazar dubara apne asli kaam ki taraf ghumai toh dekha sala ab vahan
par sanata cha chuka tha , sab titli nikal li thi. " iski bc ka payal ki bachi .. " gusse mein mujhe dhayan aya ki
mein late ho raha hun aur ye sochte hi mein class ki taraf tezzi se dauda.
class ke pass pahuncha hi tha ki itne mein class mein se nikalti meri hur ki pari meri ankhon ki khilti hui
gulab bahar nikalti hui dikhi , jise dekh kar mere chehre par khade lund jitni badi smile fadfada uthi. mein
bhagte hue vahin ruk gaya aur itne mein ankita mam ki nazar meri taraf padi . Mein abhi bhi muskura raha
tha lekin mera jalta lund tab murjha gaya jab unhone apni nazrein mujh par se hatai aur mere side se nikal
gayi. unke nikalte hi ek pal ke liye mujhe aisa laga jaise mera dil bina hadi ke lund jaisa ho gaya ho aur sikud
ke mufli jitna akar le lia ho . Jab mujhe samajh aya aur meri mufli i mean mere dimag ki nasein
chali tab mein piche ghuma lekin bahut der ho chuki thi , meri parchai mujhse dur jaa chuki thi.
" Kya bc " man mein fauran ye do shabad ubhar aye. Jabki toh ye shabad us chiz ke liye ubharne chahie the
jo abhi abhi mere sath ghathi yani ki ankita ka yun mujhe andekha karna par yahan bilkul iska ulta hua ye
do shabad isliye nikale kyun ki bc mein shayaron jaise vichar apne lund jaise dimag mein laa raha tha. Aha-han
lund jaise dimag se ye mat samajh lena ki mein budhu hun agar jo aisa sochte hain toh phir samajh lo ki tumhare
pas bina hadi ka lund hai . Ye bc mein bhi kahan se kahan pahunch gaya , focus ankit focus on ankita
ye bekar ki dunia dari ki bakchodi mein sirf apni hi gand maregi.
" par sala ye samajh nahi aa raha ki akhir ankita mam ko kya hua " mein vahan khada sar khuja kar ye sochne
laga ki bc shayad kuch samajh aa jaye. Ek baat hai bc ki jab bhi hume kuch sochna hota hai toh bc hum apna
sar kyun khujate hain ya phir niche zameen mein kyun dekhte hain ya phir asman mein bc aaj tak ye funda
mujhe samajh nahi aya akhir aisa kaun sa raaz chupa hota hain in jagahon mein jo bc answer nikal ata hai.
khair maa chudaye ye sochna jisne bhi ye chutiapa banaya hoga pakka bhosdi ka vo apni jhante khuja raha
hoga chup chup kar tabhi aisa jhantu ajeebo gareeb chutiapa invent kiya.
" kahin kal jo hua uske maze lene ke baad bhoot utar toh nahi gaya aur pachtwae ki lehar toh nahi ankita mam
ke sharir mein fail gayi .... " ye sochte hi mere lund ka muh sa khul gaya kasam se " ooo terii bc aisa ho gaya
toh lag gaye lavde ... "
" kaisa ho gaya bc.. kya hua.. " kehte hue mera ek matr chutiya freind vicky mere samne aa khada hua. Mene
use dekha aur ek pal ke liye man kia salle ke chehre par uski gf ki chudai ki tasveer chap dun i mean future
chudai with me wali tasveer phir socha janne do abhi bacha hai .
" kuch nahi re. " itne mein sarri class mere agal bagal se nikal kar janne laggi. " ye sab bakchod kidhar prastan
kar rahe hain , aaj kya gand marwane ka din hai jo sab ek sath jaa rahe hain "
" abe lodu bhul gaya annual program hai toh kal mam ne kaha tha ki auditorium mein milna hai vahan sarre
arangements karne hai isliye sab vahin jaa rahe hain hafta bhar aisa hi chalega , class nahi hone vali bas
morning ki 2 class hongi.. " vicky ne ram katha suna dali.
" teri gf ki bc "
vicky :- " kya bola be tu "
" abe teri gf ko thodi bola bc , shuru na ho. salle dalle pehle nahi bata sakta tha bc bekar college aya mein
aur bc 1 hafte tak yani mere shuru ke dono lecture mein absent lagega , is bar toh solid lund ki muth marenge
ye college valle meri . bc attendance short ho jayegi , tu bc kisi kaam ka nahi hai nalle sukhe hue lund " mein
kehte hua class ki taraf chal diya.
" abe mene message kiya tha tujhe " vo piche se chillata hua aa raha tha . mein jaise hi class mein ghusa bc
shakal dekh kar hi gusa aa gaya , subah bahut bol ke gayi thi ab jawab dene ka time aa gaya tha
" hat sala aaj ka pura din ab vahiyad jayega... " payal ko dekhte hue mene kaha aur apni seat par jakar pasar
gaya , vo mujhe bas apni ankhein khol kar ghurti rahi par kuch keh na payi. Ab aya sala asli maza ek toh shakal
mere lund se bhi buri dikhti hai uppar se aisi shakal mein toh aur bhi jada bhayanak lag rahi thi
vicky :- " tu nahi chal raha kya be jo aram se baith gaya... "
" na be aise faltu kaam na karta mein... tu ja.. bc " mene uske samne jaan kar gali di jise vo jaldi se yahan se
nikal jaye aur hua bhi kuch aisa hi usne apne paper batore aur class se jane lagi par jate jate sala vicky se
halki awaz mein kuch kehte hue gayi aur mene mauka na choda is bakchodi ki chodne ka.
" oye hoee.. kya baat hai ladka set ho raha hai apna , wah tune bataya nahi ki payal jaisa taste rakhne laga
hai tu aaj kal.. "
" chup kar bc kuch bhi bol raha hai.. "
" are na munna na.. abhi toh bhabhiji yani sheetal ji ko ye khush khabri toh de dun. "
" bhosidke bavla hai kya salle vo pehle mera murder karegi phir tera agar use aisa pata chale toh.. "
" abe humara murder toh vo hamare lund par gir kar karegi " aisa mene man mein socha " chal nahi batata
lekin payal sachi mein degi nahi tujhe chodh de... "
" tu chutia hai bc. vo mujhse ye keh ke gayi ki ankita mam ne kaha tha ki jab bhi tu aye toh unse mil lega "
vicky ke muh se ye sunte hi mein aise seat se khada hua ki aaj agar rajnikant sir bhi hote toh vo mera ye
scene copy karke apne fame se movie mein dalte. mene kuch nahi suna na kuch dekha bina kuch bole hi bhag
nikla class se ankita mam ko milne ke liye
finally matlab finally mera phone mere pass mere hath mein hai. Bhagwan us tondu ki tond ko hamesha yun
hi faila ke rakhe , salle ne bilkul sahi kar diya phone , bilkul gilli chut jaisa mast ho gaya hai phone par sala
ab bahut mehnat karni padegi , sab kuch dubara phone mein dalna padega. Bina backup ke phone rakhna hi
nahi chahie aur vo bhi cloud backup varna aisa hal ho jata hai jaise chut toh bahut hai par lund chotil hai
" bc backup bana lena chahie tha , sala pada likha hone ke baad bhi aisa chutiapa kar jata hun mein.. " khud
se abhi baat kar raha tha ki itne mein halki si hanse ki awaz kano mein padi aur jab mene phone se ankh hata
kar samne dekha tab samajh aya ki is waqt mein bus mein khada hun aur man mein kehne vali baat mein abhi
abhi muh se nikal chuka hun jo mere samne khadi aurat ne sun liya hai. Mene use dekhte hue apni juthi hansi
dikhai aur apni nazrein jhuka li. " bc " khud se kehte hue mein vaisa hi khada raha jab tak mere college ka
stand nahi aa gaya.
aaj phir college pahuchte hue der ho gayi thi , main gate ke andar ghus kar jab apni wing ki taraf badh raha
tha toh dekha dusri branch ke kuch item apne dress code mein khadi thi. haye re inki dress code na dikhni
wali bhi item hi dikh rahi thi. Kassi hui shirt pehen rakhi thi jisme andar baithe kabootar puri shape mein
dikhai de rahe the. man kar raha tha bas wahin dekhta rahun aur sala hua bhi aisa hi mein vahin khada ho
gaya aur samne khil-khilati hui haseen sharir ko tadne laga jabki mein pehli class miss kar chuka tha aur dusri
ke liye late ho raha tha lekin kisi maha sant ne kaha hai na , ' jab jab dikhe sundar kanya tab tab bhul jao
padna likhna ' par kaha kisne hai ye baat . khair muth maraye kehne vala mein toh filal titli dekh lun.
vaise sari achi dikh rahi thi par meri ankhein ye talash rahi thi ki unme se sabse jada kaun si achi hai aur
jada na mehnat karne ke baad mujhe ek dikh hi gayi jo un titliyun ke group mein khadi thi hans rahi thi shant
si thi par thi ek dum gazab. sach mein khubsurti ho toh aisi , gori chitti uppar se cute chehra aur banane valle
ne sirf itna hi nahi choda balki niche ka hissa toh aisa jisne mera lund jor jor se hila dala. Perfect boobs ,
perfect kamar aur jeans mein kaid perfect shaped thighs .
" abe yar ek ye hai jinhone is college ki haryali ko bana rakha hai aur ek hamari class ki kaliya hai jinhone
is abadi mein aag laga kar is college ki haryali ko rakh bana rakha hai ... " abhi mein samne tad raha tha ki
tabhi mere kano mein ek jani pehchani awaz padi jiske shabad mujhe saaf sunai diye.
" tharki sala.. " awaz sunte hi palta toh samne khadi item ko dekh dimag ka para high ho gaya , samne koi
aur nahi meri class ki ek matr thodi si lund ki tarah dikhne valli payal jaa rahi thi aur mujhe pakka yakin tha
ki issi salli ne mujhe tharki bola hoga. bc sach kaha hai duniya ne ki jab koi acha kaam kar rahe ho toh chutiye
logon ke barre mein nahi sochna chahie varna zindagi jhand bana dete hai.
" dekho toh sali ko chal kaise rahi hai matak matak kar.. tharki bola na mere ko bataunga tujhe ache se.. "
us chudail ko chodh kar jab mene apni nazar dubara apne asli kaam ki taraf ghumai toh dekha sala ab vahan
par sanata cha chuka tha , sab titli nikal li thi. " iski bc ka payal ki bachi .. " gusse mein mujhe dhayan aya ki
mein late ho raha hun aur ye sochte hi mein class ki taraf tezzi se dauda.
class ke pass pahuncha hi tha ki itne mein class mein se nikalti meri hur ki pari meri ankhon ki khilti hui
gulab bahar nikalti hui dikhi , jise dekh kar mere chehre par khade lund jitni badi smile fadfada uthi. mein
bhagte hue vahin ruk gaya aur itne mein ankita mam ki nazar meri taraf padi . Mein abhi bhi muskura raha
tha lekin mera jalta lund tab murjha gaya jab unhone apni nazrein mujh par se hatai aur mere side se nikal
gayi. unke nikalte hi ek pal ke liye mujhe aisa laga jaise mera dil bina hadi ke lund jaisa ho gaya ho aur sikud
ke mufli jitna akar le lia ho . Jab mujhe samajh aya aur meri mufli i mean mere dimag ki nasein
chali tab mein piche ghuma lekin bahut der ho chuki thi , meri parchai mujhse dur jaa chuki thi.
" Kya bc " man mein fauran ye do shabad ubhar aye. Jabki toh ye shabad us chiz ke liye ubharne chahie the
jo abhi abhi mere sath ghathi yani ki ankita ka yun mujhe andekha karna par yahan bilkul iska ulta hua ye
do shabad isliye nikale kyun ki bc mein shayaron jaise vichar apne lund jaise dimag mein laa raha tha. Aha-han
lund jaise dimag se ye mat samajh lena ki mein budhu hun agar jo aisa sochte hain toh phir samajh lo ki tumhare
pas bina hadi ka lund hai . Ye bc mein bhi kahan se kahan pahunch gaya , focus ankit focus on ankita
ye bekar ki dunia dari ki bakchodi mein sirf apni hi gand maregi.
" par sala ye samajh nahi aa raha ki akhir ankita mam ko kya hua " mein vahan khada sar khuja kar ye sochne
laga ki bc shayad kuch samajh aa jaye. Ek baat hai bc ki jab bhi hume kuch sochna hota hai toh bc hum apna
sar kyun khujate hain ya phir niche zameen mein kyun dekhte hain ya phir asman mein bc aaj tak ye funda
mujhe samajh nahi aya akhir aisa kaun sa raaz chupa hota hain in jagahon mein jo bc answer nikal ata hai.
khair maa chudaye ye sochna jisne bhi ye chutiapa banaya hoga pakka bhosdi ka vo apni jhante khuja raha
hoga chup chup kar tabhi aisa jhantu ajeebo gareeb chutiapa invent kiya.
" kahin kal jo hua uske maze lene ke baad bhoot utar toh nahi gaya aur pachtwae ki lehar toh nahi ankita mam
ke sharir mein fail gayi .... " ye sochte hi mere lund ka muh sa khul gaya kasam se " ooo terii bc aisa ho gaya
toh lag gaye lavde ... "
" kaisa ho gaya bc.. kya hua.. " kehte hue mera ek matr chutiya freind vicky mere samne aa khada hua. Mene
use dekha aur ek pal ke liye man kia salle ke chehre par uski gf ki chudai ki tasveer chap dun i mean future
chudai with me wali tasveer phir socha janne do abhi bacha hai .
" kuch nahi re. " itne mein sarri class mere agal bagal se nikal kar janne laggi. " ye sab bakchod kidhar prastan
kar rahe hain , aaj kya gand marwane ka din hai jo sab ek sath jaa rahe hain "
" abe lodu bhul gaya annual program hai toh kal mam ne kaha tha ki auditorium mein milna hai vahan sarre
arangements karne hai isliye sab vahin jaa rahe hain hafta bhar aisa hi chalega , class nahi hone vali bas
morning ki 2 class hongi.. " vicky ne ram katha suna dali.
" teri gf ki bc "
vicky :- " kya bola be tu "
" abe teri gf ko thodi bola bc , shuru na ho. salle dalle pehle nahi bata sakta tha bc bekar college aya mein
aur bc 1 hafte tak yani mere shuru ke dono lecture mein absent lagega , is bar toh solid lund ki muth marenge
ye college valle meri . bc attendance short ho jayegi , tu bc kisi kaam ka nahi hai nalle sukhe hue lund " mein
kehte hua class ki taraf chal diya.
" abe mene message kiya tha tujhe " vo piche se chillata hua aa raha tha . mein jaise hi class mein ghusa bc
shakal dekh kar hi gusa aa gaya , subah bahut bol ke gayi thi ab jawab dene ka time aa gaya tha
" hat sala aaj ka pura din ab vahiyad jayega... " payal ko dekhte hue mene kaha aur apni seat par jakar pasar
gaya , vo mujhe bas apni ankhein khol kar ghurti rahi par kuch keh na payi. Ab aya sala asli maza ek toh shakal
mere lund se bhi buri dikhti hai uppar se aisi shakal mein toh aur bhi jada bhayanak lag rahi thi
vicky :- " tu nahi chal raha kya be jo aram se baith gaya... "
" na be aise faltu kaam na karta mein... tu ja.. bc " mene uske samne jaan kar gali di jise vo jaldi se yahan se
nikal jaye aur hua bhi kuch aisa hi usne apne paper batore aur class se jane lagi par jate jate sala vicky se
halki awaz mein kuch kehte hue gayi aur mene mauka na choda is bakchodi ki chodne ka.
" oye hoee.. kya baat hai ladka set ho raha hai apna , wah tune bataya nahi ki payal jaisa taste rakhne laga
hai tu aaj kal.. "
" chup kar bc kuch bhi bol raha hai.. "
" are na munna na.. abhi toh bhabhiji yani sheetal ji ko ye khush khabri toh de dun. "
" bhosidke bavla hai kya salle vo pehle mera murder karegi phir tera agar use aisa pata chale toh.. "
" abe humara murder toh vo hamare lund par gir kar karegi " aisa mene man mein socha " chal nahi batata
lekin payal sachi mein degi nahi tujhe chodh de... "
" tu chutia hai bc. vo mujhse ye keh ke gayi ki ankita mam ne kaha tha ki jab bhi tu aye toh unse mil lega "
vicky ke muh se ye sunte hi mein aise seat se khada hua ki aaj agar rajnikant sir bhi hote toh vo mera ye
scene copy karke apne fame se movie mein dalte. mene kuch nahi suna na kuch dekha bina kuch bole hi bhag
nikla class se ankita mam ko milne ke liye