DEV THE HIDDEN POWER (INCEST , MAGICAL ,THRILLER )

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THE PAIN 11-IT'S BLACK MAGIC

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Devika - aap log jaaye ab mai apna ptani dharam pura karungi

Mai edhar udhar haath karnae laga pari nai mera haath pakada

Pari-kaya hua bhai

Mai- uuuuuhhhhhh nhhhhhhhhh

Pari -kaya hua aap bol nahi paa rahe hu kyu

Mai naa mai sir hila raha tha

Janu- yeh nahi caahate ki hum mai sai koi jaan de

Maine haa mai sir hilaya

Tantrik -toh yeh bachega nahi

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Janu- nahi yeh bachenge jarur bacchenge mai apni bali ke liye tayaar hu

Devika - bhen abhi tumhare pass puri zindagi hai mai toh eenhi ke liye jiti thi

abh ennhi ke liye mar jaaungi

Maine pari kaa haath jor sai dabaya

Pari- kaya hua bhai

Maine usse khuch essare kaar raha tha par woh samajh nahi rahi aur yaah mere

andar jalan ho rahi thi

Saloni-app batoo karana kaya hai

Tantrik- kisi ko ess aag ki khaayi mai khudana hoga jissai usski ruh esake andar

jayegii aur yeh mukt hoo jayega

Pari mere kaan ke pass aayi aur

Pari -i love you bhai

Ussnai hath chudaya aur

Saloni /devika /janu -pari

Kdev -jaldi sai aage khud jaa woh kud gayi hai

Mai- tumko meri kasam koi mere picche mat aanna

Maine aav dhekha naa taav mai aage bhagata hua khud gaya

Teeno phir

Kaafi lambi kaayi thi

Mai - dev mai jo nahi dhekh pata tuh dhekh leta hai bata woh kaha hai

Kdev -talwar laa aur aage kar de

Maine waisa hi par jaldi maine aakhe khol di jo nicche aag ke lave sai takaryi

aur aag ki tapate upper tak aayi

Pari - bhaiyaaaaa aaahhhhhhh

Maine awwaj sunate hi jhatt sai usse pakad liya hum tezzi sai niche jaa rahe the

aur mai gayab ho gaya usse lekar

Mujhe nahi pata hum kaha hai par ek jaharane ki awaj aa rahi thi mujhe aur pari

ke dard sai karhane ki

Maine usse chukar dheka toh usski shoulder sai khoon nikal raha hai

Mai-kaya hua hai esse

K dev- accha hai tuh aakhe nahi khol sakata warana tuh abhi mar jata jaldi esse

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thik kar

Mai- kaya hua hai

Kdev-tere aakhe kholene ki vajaah sai esska bhaut saara hisa jal gaya hai

Maine aapna kavach khich kar nikala aur uss pahena diya usske jhakam bharne

lagae

Mai kaafi dher tak apna sur apne ghutanoo par rakh kar betha rha eetne dard mai

roo bhi nahi paa raha tha

Kdev- chal ab woh thik hoo gayi hai

Mai usse chu kar dhekene laga

Mai-pari pari gudiya uthh naa kaya hua hai jaldi uth agar tuh chali gayi toh mai

kaise ji paunga

Mai- tuh hi chali jaaygi toh kon mujhe sulayega kon mujh par gussa karega mai

kise chochalety girl kahunga uth naa bhen uth jaa tuh joo kahegi mai karunga

tujhe kahi chod kar nahi jaunga kabhi Toh joh bhi maangegi laakar dunga bus uth

jaa ek barr

Kdev - abe vo thik hai usse rula mat

Maine usse khich kar gale laga liya

Mai-pagal hai kaya tuh koi aissa bhi karata hai kaya

Pari- aapnai mere payaar ko attration samajaha toh mai kaya karati arre aap bol

kaise paa rahe hoo

Mai- tunne aisa kaam kiya ki meri jaban band nahi rah paayi

Pari -par aapka sharir kaala pad raha hai

Mai- aare tab sai essrae kar raha huu ki janu mere andar usse khich shkati hai

par devika uss dhongi ke pass lekar gayi

Mai- devika kha ho savko lekar aayoo

Devika aur sab waha aage

Didi bhaag kar hum dono ke gale lag gayi.

Mai-janu tumko mere andar sai esse khichana hoga kyuki ek kaali shaktiyoo ka tod

dusari shaktiyaa kar shakati hai

Devika - kaya sach mai ennke pass kaali shaktiyaa hai

Janu-woh sab baad mai aap baatoo kaya karna hai

Mai -chaloo mere saath

Aur devika tum bhi chaloo jarurat padegi tumhari

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Aur didi aap ghar jaoo aur essqa dyan rakahana

Hum teeno gayab hoo gaye jab pahuche toh waha ek talab tha

Mai -kaya yah talab hai aur neeli roshani hai

Janu- haa par kyu

Mai- kaya tum yeh mere liye karogi

Janu- yeh puch rahe ho yaa bata rahe ho aur eente saant kaise ho gaye hoo

Mai- woh sab bata dunga abhi woh karana jaruri hai

Janu-haa bolo kaya karana hai

Mai-apne kapade utar doo

Devika-kaya kapade par kyu

Janu-haa kyu

Mai- humme ess talab mai bina kapdo ke jaana hoga aur tunne mere muh sai uss

paani ki shaktiyoo ko khichana hoga

Devika -phir aap mujhe yaha kyu laaye hoo mai aapko kis aur ke ess tarah nahi

dhekh paaungi

Mai-accha thik hai jan meri jab awwaj aaye jada tab kholana thik hai

Devika -thik hai ab mai aakhe band hi rakahti huu didi aap kar sakati hai

Mai kaise bol raha tha mai hi janata hu aaisa lag raha tha jaise bolane sai mere

dhakene ruk rahi hooo

Todhi dher baad mujhe pani mai jaane ke aawaj aayi

Mai- janu kaha hoo

Janu- paani mai aa jaoo ab

Mai jaldi sai jo pent aur under wear bacha tha utaara aur andar jaane laga

Uhhhh kitna tahanda paani thaa yeh

Janu- ab kaya karna hai

Mai- tumhe mere muh sai uss ab usse khichoo

Mujhe uska haath apne seene par mahsus huaa

Maine usska haath pakada

Mai - jaan tumhare liye yeh muskil hoga

Janu- ess sai tum bach toh jaaoge naa

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Mai-voh tumhare uper hai bus control rakhana tum

Maine uska face pakada aur kiss karene laga todhi dher hi baad hi janu ke haath

mere kamar par kasnai lage

Mere haath dhillr pad rahe the

Usske naakoon bhadh rahe the unnsai apni ungliya moodhi to usske nakoon mere

andar ghus gaye aisa lag raha tha jaisr jaise koi laal sariya meri peth gusaa

raha thaa

Ussnai mera muhh khol aur meri jeeb ko apne hotho sai aase chich rahi jaise

ukaadh degi

Mai jaise taise baradas kar raha tha

Ussnai dusra haath meri gardan par rakha aur nakoono ko meri garadan mai dhasaa

diya woh side mere Trachea(saas ki nali par mahsus hoo raha tha

Uss par shktiyoo koo chusane kaa bhut sawara ho gaya tha

Maine haath marana shuru kar diya

Yeh devika ki sharam aaj kahi meri waat naa lage

Mai phicche hatane laga jaise taise mai talab ke kinare pahucha

Kdev-abe jaldi kar kahi yeh kidey ki chatani naa bana dee

Maine devika ka par pakad kar khich uska pair uth gaya aur woh gir padhi dham

sai

Devika - aaaahhh

Woh uthi

Devika -aare chhodo unnhe woh aage aakar chudane wali thi ki janu ke haath

nikala aur haath devika ki taraf kar diyaa

Usske haath sai ek kala dua nikla jo devika ka uda kar du le gaya

Mai apni talwar ke liye haath badhaya toh mujhe dhaaka diya mai ek phatahar par

gira woh pathar tut gaya

Kdev - jaldi ke chaakar mai kavach to bhul gaya tuh

Mai -wohhhh aaaaaaahhhhhh

Janu mere upar aa gayi aur apne dono nakhun sai mere dono dono haatho ko asse

ched diya jaise mai suli par lakatne jaa rha hu aur mere muh sai khichani lagi

Mere muh sai kaala saa khuch nikaala joh sidha uaske andar jaane laga

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Tabhi devika nai usse dhakaa diya woh ludakati hui paanni mai jaa giri

Devika -aap thik toh naa

Mai - haa tum jaldi sai kavach banaaoo yaha

Mai -janu waha sai bhar nikaloo apni par woh meri baate sun nahi rahi thi bus

mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - manoo nikal jaaoo please

Nahi yeh nahi hoga mai bhaag kar jaane wala tha ki meri aage ek taransparant

diwar ban gayi

Mai usspar marnai laga ek tut gayi mai aage bhadaha toh takara kar gir gaya

Mai- nahiiiiiiiiiii

Janu ke andar ek dur sai aata hui kaali ruh jaane lagi

Maine talwar nikali aur usski taraf ek tezz bijali ki roshani chhodi woh diwaloo

ko tod kar usske pass jaane lagi

Par usske pass jaate hi blast hoo gayi

Mai- devika tum pagal hoo gayk hoo ab kisnai kaha tha kavach baanenai koo

Devika -aapnai hi toh kaha tha

Maine janu ki taraf dhekha woh khadhi hoo gayi thi aur

Mai bhaag kar usske pass jane laga

Usske pass jaate hi maine usse tezz sai pakad liya aur bhi ruh aa rahi thi mai

apna haath upar kiya aur bijli chhod di

Mai-devika tum nikaloo mai aata huu

Mai janu koo lekar waha sai parilok jaane laga mai teleportation sai kar raha

tha mai pahuchane hi wala thi ki kissi sai takaraya mai nicche girane laga

Janu behosh hoo chuki mai usse lekar wahi pahucha jaa mai akela beth kar soch

raha tha

Maine usse litya

Usske pure sharir par ek suit jaisa saa tha

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Mujhe yaad aaya mai abhi bhi naga huu

Maine haath aage kiya aur aakhe band kar lii jab aakhe kholi toh

Mai - aaj sai phele kyu try nahi kiya ohhh janu janu uthoo naa

Maine usse hilaya

Woh angadyi leti hui uth rahi thi jaise ki abhi soo kar uthi hoo

Janu -kaya sonne bhi nahi dete kitna accha sapana tha mai tumhe kisi kar rahi

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Mai- spana.............. to...... be ........ continue

Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

THE PAIN 12 - THE JEALOUSY

Janu -kaya sonne bhi nahi dete kitna accha sapana tha mai tumhe kisi kar rahi

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Mai- spana..............to......be ........continue

 

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Udhar maine jaane ke baad garh par

B chacha - kirti bata kaya baat hai

Kirti nai sab khuch bataya unnkoo

B chacha unnke pass gaye aur sumit ko maarene lage

B chacha - tunne yeh sab paiso ke liye haa

Amit - bus dad bhaut ho gaya

B chacha - tumhari waahje sai mere bhaiya aur bhabhi ghar chod kar chale gaye

aur kahata hai ki bhaut hoo woh amit ko marane hi wale the ki amit nai unka

haath pakad liya

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B chachi- yeh kaya kar raha tuh maine kaha unnka haath chhod

Ussnai unka haath jhatak diya

B Chachi nai ek tappaad usse jad diya

Amit- maa caahe jintana maar loo par abb unn sabki baat ess ghar mai naa hoo toh

accha hai

B chachi- apni galati manane ki jagaha tum yeh kah rahe hoo

Amit- toh kaya kahu baatoo humari esa ghar mai kaya bus nukaroo ki tarah ezzat

hai aur woh sab raaj karte hai kyu dad aap kyu unnke pairo mai gire rahete kaya

jarurat hai unn sai puch kar kaam karene ki

Sumit - sahi kaha. Bhai aapnai bina unnsai puche yeh logo khuch karte hai agar

unnhonne mana kar di toh bhai bus woh kaam hoga nahi

C chacha- kon saa kam nahi hoga

Rahul - aa jaye dusre nauker

B chachi - rahul tamiz ekdum bhul gaya hai

C chacha - yeh kaya ezzat karega essn sabsai toh apana rishata rakahene mai

mujhe jilat hoti hai

Sab shock hokar c chacha ko dhek rahe the

C chacha - esse mat dhekhoo maine uss din jab jahgada hua tha tab hi bhai ko

kasam de kar puch liya tha bus unnki wajah sai chup tha warana ussi din tum

sabko ghar sai nikal deta

Sunil - aapke bus kaa nahi hai phele jaakar aapnai uss bhai sai phuch aaoo phir

karana

Shikaha - dhekha maa aap saab een sabke liye dev sai maafi maang rahi thi jinka

jamir mar chuka hai

Amit- oohh toh teri bhi jaban chalti hai kaya lagata hai woh tera

B chachi- bus bhaut hoo gaya ab

Amit- abhi toh shuru hua hai maa tumhe pata hai yeh tumhari beti koi mamuli

ladki nahi raw ki agent hai

Sabke hosh hi udd gaye ess baat ko sunn kar

C chacha -raw agent

Sumit - haa kal hi yeh sab jab airport par dhekha toh humnai pata laagaya ki yeh

raw agent hai

Shikha - ha hu tum logo ki tarah paiso ki bhuki nahi ki bade chhote ki ezzat bhi

bhul jau

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Amit - accha toh phir bata naa ki kr saath kaam karti hai

Shikha - ess ka es baat sai koi lena dena nahi hai

Amit - sabsai bada lena dena hai bata kyu nahi deti uss dev ke saath kaam

kartati hai

B chacha - kaya ho raha hai ess ghar mai

Amit - wahi joh aap dhekh rahe hoo aapki beti apnai chhote bhai ke saath

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Enka bolene sai phepe hi b chacha nai usse mar diya ek aur tapaad

Amit - bus bahut hoo gaya vishwas rajput agar ek aur baar mara toh mera haath

uth jayega

C chacha - jaban sambhal kar baat kar

Sumit- aap bhi chup rahoo toh accha hi rahega

Shikah - rahene doo chacha ji

Sumit- tum jada mat bhanoo sab pata hai tumhare aur dev ohh sorry dd ke bich

kaya chal raha hai

Shikha- khana kaya chaata hai

Amit - ab hume mat shikha yeh sab hume mat bata ki do agent jab ek saath room

mai rahete honge tab kaya hota hoga

Shikha - chii kitnae gire hue hoo tum saabb maa aap khuch kyu kahadhi hoo

B chachi- kaya bolu mai maije kabhi nahi saocha tha ki yeh din dhekna padega jab

ek bhai apni hi bhen ki ezzat apni garwaloo ke saammne uchaal raha hai

Rahul - galat kaya jab ek bhai apni bhen ke ezzat sai saath khel sakata hai toh

hum toh bus bata rahe hai sacch

Shikaha didi ke aakhoo sai asshu rukane kaa naam nahi le rahe the

B chacha - tuh mat roh beti hum unnsai jakar maafi maang lege humme nahi pata

tha hum sapoo ko dudh pila rahe hai

Amit- haa aur apni saari betiyoo ki shaadi ussi sai kara dena saala pata nahi

kitani aur lekar betha hai ek kaa toh kal hi bhadha fodaha hai

Unn teeno ko chhod kar sabke aakho mai buss do hi chiz thi woh thi dhuk aur

asshu

Sumit - dhekho naa bichari sab kaise roo rahi hai jaise ennka pati chod kar

chala gaya hai

Amit - haa ha bhai din bhat uss sai chipaki rahati hai hum mai kaya kaate hai

dev bhai yeh dhekhoo dev bhai woh dhekhoo dev bhai kaya kahoge dev bhai kaya

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phenoge

C chachi- woh tum logo ki tarah nahi hai kii aapni bhenoo ke payarr ko paise sai

compare kare

Ritu - haa maa yeh dhekhoo eetna accha gift diya hai

Amit- ek minute edhar dhikha jara

Ussnai usska haat pakad liya

Amit - yeh toh rare diamond usse kaha sai mil gaya

Shikha - tuh joh soch raha hai naa uss sai bhaut aage hai woh

Amit- kyu tera aashique hai kaya

Shikha ko bhut gussa aaa raha tha - haa hai mera aashique tujhe kaya lenna hai

Amit - abb aayi naa line par maine toh phele hi kaha tha

Shikha - kaya karana hai agar woh mujhe le bhi gaya toh tuh

Khuch nahi kar payega

Sumit - zinda hoga tab naa

C chacha - kaya kaha tunne

Amit- yahi ki ab tak toh mar gaya hoga. Na na aase gaalti mat karna baap hoo

wahi rahoo bhaghwan mat bannoo

B chachi - he bhagawan yeh sab asse the aur humme pata bhi nahi

Sumit- jab saara sach aa hi raha tha toh yeh bhi sahi aur tuh bata aab kaya

bolati hai aare arre yeh toh roo rahi hai naa meri bhen roote nahi

Shikha - mat le apni gandi jaban sai mera naam mai teri bhen nahi huu

Sumit - toh phir kaya hooo

Rahul - bhai aab yeh galat kar rahe hoo aapp

Amit- kyu be tere andar kaa insaan jag gaya kaya

Rahul - aare nahi mai toh kaha raha huu chaloo abb yeh ghar aur jayejaad milenai

ki khushi mai party karete hai

Shikah - tumhari party dev kaharab karega

Sumit -kaha naa woh mar gaya hoga

Shikha jor sai hasane lagi

Rahul - bhi lagata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi hai

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Shikah - tum aur dev koo mar dooo ha haha ha

B chacha - tujhe kaya hua ekdum sai

Shikha - khuch nahii khuch nahi huuuu fuuuh ha ha ha

Amit- aaye chup kar gussa mat dila

Sumit - has toh assi rahi hai jaise dd hi joker hai

AB TEENO HASNAI LAGI

ab teeno tension mai aa gaye

Sumit - abe uss tantrik ki baat sahi hai naa woh mar gaya hoga naa

Amit- yaar kaha toh

B chachi- sahi kaha tha mere bete dev nai yeh sab ab ek katil ban gaye hai

C chachi- haa didi eensaniyaat nahi bachi hai aur naam maa baap kaa dar

Amit- ab bata bhi kyu haa rahi hai kahi woh phir sai aakar humsai paise toh nahi

maangega

Shikha- thuu hai tumhari soch par aare jintane ki yaeh jayaejaad hai naa uttnai

woh jeeb mai lekar nikalata hai samajahe

Amit - kaya bola tunne usske pass etna paisa kaha sai aaya

Shikha - tumsai matlab dad aur cahacha ab chaloo yaaha sai rahene doo enn sabko

yahi aur maa aap bhi apne betoo ko maaf kar ke unnke ess kaam mai mil jaao

C chacha - beti unnko gaalt mat samajh bus woh ek maa ka farj pura kar rahi

hai

Tabhi sumit nai shikha ke baal picche sai pakad liye

Sumit- bata kaha sai mile usse paise

Shikah nai uska haath ghumaya aur chhut gayi usske haath sai

Sumit nai jeb mai haath dala aur gun rak di shikha ke sir par

Sumit - bula aapne aashique koo aur kah de tere badle mai paise leta aaye

Usske haath kaap rahe the

Amit aage aya aur jeeb sai khuch nikala aur usske muh par rakh diya

Sumit nai ekk ghari saas lii - aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Ussnai gun niche ki

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Amit- yaar kitnai baar kaha hai hyper mat hua kar

Shikah- tum sab drugs lete hooo

Sumit fhir sai sunghte hue -bade log bade shock

B chacha - abhi bhi khuch baaki hai

Rahul - haa aapke sign ess par sign karoo

C chacha - yeh hum sab ke akele kaa nahi nahi ess par unnka bhi hak hai

Sumit gun ko todhi par ragadte hue- toh uhhe kahatam kar dete hai

B chacha - shikha tuh sach mai agent hai naa

Shikaha - haa dad

B chacha - toh kahdi hokara kaya dhekh rahi hai gun hata yaha sai

Sumit nai jhat sai gun usski taraf ki hi thi ki shikha nai usske haath sai gun

chinni aur bus awwaj aayi toh bus gun ke parts girnai ki

Amit- maa hum sab saath mai rahete hai naa apni marzi sai life koo jiyenge kisi

ki rok tok nahi hogi

B chachi- abb mai naa tere saath rahungi naa hum sai koi aur

Sumit - humme bhi koi shok nahi hai par yaad rakahan apna khoon apana hi hota

hai

C chachi - agar aisa hota hai yoh hume nahi caahiye asse khoon ke rishate

Rahul - toh thik hai par yaad rakahana unn logo ko hum nahi chhodenge jinnki

wajagh sai aap log humme chhod kar jaa rahe hoo

B chacha - chaloo sab ab humm yaha ek pal nahi rukenge hum sab abhi gaaw chalete

hai baad mai dhekha jayega

Sab log bhar aa gaye

Andar

Amit -- yaar sach mai yeh idea sach mai kaam kar gaya mujhe toh laga gadbad naa

hoo jaye

Sumit - yaar kass yeh himmat phele ki hoti toh etne kimati saal yuu hi naa

nikalte

Rahul - bhai jara paise dena khuch

Amit - kitne

Rahul - 10 lakh

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Amit - jaa locker sai le le

Rahul - sach mai

Sumit - jaa naa kyu baaw maar raha hai

Rahul - phuchoge nahi kaya karunga

Sumit - abe abb jakar toh ess sai chhuti milli ab hum bhi vahi kare toh humm sai

baada chutiya koi nahi hoga

Edhar

Mai- spna

Janu- haa ek minute aare mujhe toh tumhare andar sai woh niklana hai ussnai mera

sir pakada aur mere hoth chusnai lagi

Maine usse alag kiya - bus karoo phele hi etna chusa ki mera khoon muh sai bhar

aane wala tha

Janu - ohh mere baby ko dard hua

(Kdev - bhai kahi pagal toh nahi hoo gayi hai yeh. )

Mai usska matha chua - tum thik toh hoo naa

Janu - haaa mai toh................woh apne sharir ghurane lagi

Janu - yeh kaya hai aaree tuhare bhi kaapde

Mai- kaya ab aatmaye chusogi toh yahi hoga naa

Janu- aab esse hatau kaise

Mai - huuuuuuuuu accha kisi dusare kapde ke bare mai socho dhekho kaya hota

hai

Ussnai waisa hi kiya aur usske black suit ki jagah jeans t-shirt aa gayi

Tabhi devika waha aa gayi

Devika - aap yaha kyu waha nahi aaye

Mai-aare woh yeh mere saath thi naa toh mai sursha kavach par nahi kar paya

Devika - aab aap dono thik toh hoo naa

Janu- mai toh thik hu enka pata nahi

Mai - accha yeh dhekhoo maine apni upaar ka utara

Mai - dhekhoo kaha kaha ghusaye hai nakoon

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Jaun mere pass aakar mere gardan par ungliya chaalane lagi

Mai- kaya kar rahi hoo aare tum roo rahi hoo pagal kahi ki

Janu- yeh meri galti hai kitna dard hua hoga aapkoo

Maine phen liya usse dubara

chaloo aashu poch loo waha tumhari mom kaa naa jane kaya haal hoga

Janu- mujhe nahi jaan waha

Mai- dhekho janu payaar mai yeh sab aayega ess hi dhekhoo kitna enntazaar kiya

essnai

Devika - chhodo mai vaha sai aapke kapde laayi toh aapka phone baj raha tha

Ussnai phone mujhe diya

Maine phone mai dhekha unkunown number sai call thi

Mai - hoga kisi par 20 baar saayad riya kaa hoga sab wahi hai naa ab chaloo

mujhe aaj bahut kaam hai

Devika - mai bhi chalu saath mai

Mai- arre mai kaam karnai jaa raha tum saath rahi khuch naa kar paunga aaahhhhhh

Mai- ab tum kyu maar rahi hoo

Janu- jab woh jana caahati hai toh le jaaoo na

Mai- accha thik hai chaloo

Phir maine janu ko usske room mai chhoda

Mai - sab sambhal lenna

Janu - fikar mat karoo jaoo ab

Mai devika ko lekar ek jagah aay

Mai- abb jaoo tum bhi

Devika - par aap nai toh kaha tha

Mai- haa kaha tha abb jaoo

Devika gayab hoo gayi

Mai- aare. Yeh toh chali gayi

K dev - aabe biwi hai teri koi baachi nahi hoo gayi naraj

Mai- par yaar mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

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K dev - tere majak hamesha bhari padete hai

Mai- thik hai ah bhadak mat

Kdev - yaar tunne woh karawaya naa

Mai- ab tujhe kaya karana hai

Kdev- madam ko bhul gaya etni zaldi

Mai- hat be meri yaha waise bhi lagi padi aur unn harmaiyoo sao toh badala lunga

hii aur tujhe madam mai jada interest nahi hoo hai ab

Kdev - mujhe sexy teachers acchi lagati hai bus

Mai- toh phir mai saare scholo collego mai jakar tere kiye madam dhundhu

Kdev- waise idea accha hai par abhi woh madam hii sahi hai

Mai - chal hat mai nahi jaane wala wha

Kdev- dhek maine teri pari ki jaan bachane mai madad ki ab meri baari hai

Mai- yaar baat mai dum hai par yaar abhi jo karanai aaye hai kare

Phir maine phone mai khuch dhekha aur

Phir mai aage bhadha

Saamne ek kaafi accha ghar

Mai - sunanna jara kaya esska dealer abhi andar hai naa

Gate keep - haa sir kaya kaam hai

Mai- esska ad dhekha tha maine

Gatekeepeer - haa sir chaliye andar

Mai- andar gaya kaafi accga laga mujhe yeh ghar

Dealer - haa sir kahiye

Mai- sidhi baat kaya kimat hai esski

Dealer - mujhe ghurnae laga

Mai- kaya hua bologe yaa nahi

Dealer - 25 carore

Maine check usske haath mai de diya

Dealer - sir 30 carore hai yeh

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Mai- haa mujhe woh picche joh gardan hai waha par usske niche ek accha saa saa

basement banawa doo dyan rahe kami naa hoo yaaha

Dealer - sir agr aap kahe piche ki baaki jagah iss mai add kar doo par

Mai-kaya par

Dealer - 10 ka aur kaharacha hoga

Mai- thik hai phele nahi btta sakete the

Mai ek aur check diya

Dealer - sir aapne khuch pucha kyu nahi

Mai - aare abb tum apana commision laga kar bol rahe toh mai naa du toh jakar

gaali doge phele hi bahut log de rahe hai kam kab shuru karoge

Dealer - app chinta mat karoo pura kaam finish hoga toh aapko dhik hai jaayega

kal shuru karawata huu

Mai- yaad rakahana waha secret bhaut sai blocks hoone caahiye

Dealer -waise aap hoo kon

Mai- bus enta samajh loo ki mai aapke bare mai sab janta huu

Aur sir naa hi bolo toh aacha rahega

Dealer - mai samjaha nahi

Mai - rani rajput ko janete hoo

Dealer - aap mere wife ko kaise jaante hoo

Mai- aare fufa ji bus karo ...........oye teri

Dealer - sunil rajput

Dev ke saabase bade fufa jii

Sunil - fufa ji kon hoo tum

Mai - aare khuch nahi woh galati sai nikal gaya bus

Sunil - asse baat muh sai nahi nikalti hai

Mai- accha thik hai mai hu dev

Sunil - dhekhoo mr majak apni jagah family apne jagah kaya mai dev koo nahi

pachunga aur agar woh aaa jata toh kaya humme phone nahi aata

Mai- accha accha sorry yeh sun looo

Mai- haa dad baat karo

Maine phone diya

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Sunil - hello kon

Dad - mai suraj ek minute sunil tum hoo kaya

Sunil - aap yeh ladaka kon hai

Dad - aarw dev hai abhi kisi ko baatya nahi socha party dekar sabko bata dunga

Maine phone le liya - baad mai baat karata huu

Unnhone mera kaan pakad liya

Sunil - jab sai check par check de raha hai bata nahi sakata tha

Mai- aare mai toh bus majak kar raha tha

Sunil - accha kaafi basa hoogaya hai yeh sab kaise hua aur tuh karata kaya hai

ettnai paise

Mai- dhekhoo abb mai sabkoo baatatae baate thak gaya hu bua milenege phir woh

phuchenge phir didi phir bhai mera toh flashback mai mahaina nikala jayega

Fufa ji nai mera kaan chhoda -par ghar kyu kahrid raha hai

Mai- abb aapsai kaya chupana maine short sab bataya

Sunil - mujhe unn sab par phele hi shak tha tabhi maine apne bete koo unnsai dur

hi rakaha chal ghar teri bua toh tujhe dhekh kar pagal hoo jayegi

Mai- aap unnko yahi lekar aaoo naye naya gahr naye log

Sunil - aacha naye log

Mai - haa naye log kabhi ek baar bhi meri kabhar li aaplogo nai

Sunil - hum jab phone karte the sab dhuki hoo jaate the ess liye humnai phone

karana band kar diya tha

Mai- aap nahi sab aase hi hai

Aap kisi aur ko nahi baatoge aur naa bua ko bus lekar aa jana bua kaise bhi

Sunil - tuh chinta mat kar

Phir woh chale gaye

Mai todha ghar dhekha aur pahucha unn sabke pass

Dad - kaya hua sunil kaha mil gaya

Mai- aare dad mai gaya tha ek ghar lene waha dhekha toh fufa ji hi usske dealer

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Dad - accha meri bhen aur bhanji bhanja kaisa hai

Mai- aare arre shaam ko mil lena chaloo ab

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Riya - kaha jaa rahe hoo aap log

Mai- bus abb chalete hai aapka logi ka bahut shukriya

Maa- beta ehhe bhi saath le chal yeh log yaha kaafi akale hai aur tumnai ennke

saath etna sab kaiya

Rajeshwari- nahi aisa nahi ess nai toh humme narak mai sai nikala hai

Mai- jaisa aap thik lage maa

Mera phone baja

Mai - ek minute

 

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Mai - haa hello kon bol raha hai

Sanjana - phachanoo kon

Mai- kon hai

Sanjana - nahi pahchana

Mai- kaisi baate kar rahi hoo madam mai kaise pahuchan jaunga

Sanjana - ok bye

Mai- sorry sorry maaf kar de mai majak kar raha tha aaj kaise yaad aayi ess

garib kii

Sanajana - bhai mai aapsai bhaut naraz hoo aap vaapas aaye aur humme mile bhi

nahi

Mai - maaf kar dee naa

Kasish - nahi kabhi nahi

Mai- aare meri chhoti panda kaha khoo gayi thi

Kasish - mai panada nahi huu abb

Mai - acch toh kaya hai ab tuh

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Kasish- knuch nahi aapnai kaha tha ki mom dad ka dyaan rakhoge aur aap ghar

chhod kar chale gaye aur woh log gaaw chale gaye

Mai- woh mai toh

Kasish - dhekho bhai kaya hua kaya nahi hua mai nahi jaanti par aapnai wada tod

diya

Ussnai call kat di

Maa - kiska phone tha sorry sorry kar raha tha

Mai- woh panda kaa tha

Riya - panada

Maa - hasti hui aare woh esski bhene hai kaya hua

Mai- hona kaya hai uss kirti nai baataya hoga

Maa- chal jaa jaldi yeh pari etni der sai kar kaya tahi hai saloni ke saath

Mai etni tezz bhaga ki woh sab hairan hoo gaye

Rajewari -esse kaya hua

Mai kamare mai gusa -pari pari kaha hai tuh pari

Saloni- chilla mat soo rahi hai kya hua

Mai usske pass jakar beth gaya

Maine usske face sai usske baal haatye

Aur jhuk kar usske gaal par ek kiss kar diya

Saloni - kaya kar raha hai

Mai- shiii aram sai meri gudiya uth naa jaye

Mai waha sai utha aur balkani mai kadha hoo gaya

Saloni- tuh hamesha tention mai kyu rahata hai

Mai- aare nahi ab lagata hai mujhe meri manzil par nikala hoga par uss sai phele

unn teeno koo aisa sabak shikahunga ki yaad rakahenge

Saloni- ab kaya fayada abb toh humara unsai rista khatam ho jaye toh sahi par

mujhe baaki sabki yaad abhi aa rahi hai

Mai- didi aapko yaad aa rahi yaha mera bura haal hai yeh soch kar kii unn tenno

nai aisa kaya kiya ki sab gaow chale gaye

Saloni- accha ruk haa shikha kaha hai

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Shikha - gaow mai

Saloni- wha kyu gayi hai

Mai- phon doo naa

Saloni- mai baat kar luu pahele

Mai- nahi phele mai

Saloni- le kar

Mai- haa kaya hua hai

Shikha*******************saari baat baatayi

Mai- unnko esski saja milegi par aap dhuki mat hona

Shikha - mai kyu dhuki rahu tuh hai naa mera aashiqu

Mai- kaya

Shikha - ab toh sab yahi samjahene lage

Mai- ohhh woooh mai toh dar gaya tha

Shikha - chal jada mat soch tere pass aur bhaut khuch hai mere alawa sochane koo

Mai-aap aisa mat bolo joh hua woh jaruri tha

Shikha - ha par tunne aaj hume humari aukaat dhikha di ki tere liye humari koi

value nahi hai aase toh koi apna jhutta kahana nahi phekhata jaise tunne humme

feka

Mai- aisa mat samjhoo

Shikha - toh ek baar kah kar toh dhekhata teri liye mai unnhe kaya kisi ko bhi

chhod deti

Mujhsai ruka nahi gaya mai unnke pass pahuch gaya

Mai - asse naa rulaya karoo

Dard dilo ke aur naa badhaya karoo

Aapko bhulana hogi meri galati

Par uss galati ko yuh dil sai lagaya naa karoo

Shikha - aaye hoo tum humme yeh baatene ki tuhmare dil mai hi sirf dard hai

Kabhi dusro ke diloo mai jhaak kar dhek liya karoo Tum bhul hi jaaoge ki tunhare

dil mai hi dard hai

Kdev - yeh mara

Mai - tuh aa gaya mahool kaharab karnai

Kdev - nahi mere bina nahi banega yaha mahool

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Mai apne aap aage bhadnai laga

Mai jaise hi unnke karib aaya maine aake band kar lii maine haatho sai unka face

pakada aur kiss karna start kar diya

Mai khud ko kaafi rok raha tha par rok nahi paa raha thaa

Tabhi unnhone mera sir pakada aur mujhe aur tezz sai kiss karnai lagi

Mai apni aakhe khol di toh meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi

Unnki aakhe abhi bhi band thii

Mai unnhe hataya par unn par jiase nasha saa tha mujhe chich rahi thi

Maine jaise taise alag kiya khud koo

Aur pari ke pass Beth kar saas lene laga

Mai- yaha kaise aa gaya aur yeh kaise

Kdev - aur hoo gayab mai toh bus toda saa mahool banaene wala tha tunne kand hi

kar diya

Mai- abe yeh tabsai wahi khdhi thi batoo

Kdev- saale dose eenhe bhi de di tunne aur udhar baat adhuri rah gayi

Mai- baad mai dhekhunga abhi bhaut kaam hai

Pari -uuhhhh aaahhh bhai aap yaha

Mai- aare uth gayi tuh kaisi hai ab

Pari - ekdum mast huu aur yeh didi asse kyu khadhi hai

Pari- didi kaha khoo gayi hoo

Saloni hosh mai aate hue - huuu haa kaya hua

Pari - aapko kaya hua

Saloni- dev tunne sach mai abhi woh kiya yaa mera bharm tha

Mai- maiiii........nai khuch nahi kiya aap tabsai aase hi kadhi hoo

Saloni apne sir par haath rakhati hai

Maa - beta tujhe bulane bheja tha tuh yaha kaya kar raha hai

Mai - haa chalete hai

Saloni - kaha par

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Mai- naye ghar

Maa - nahi hum abhi tere mousi ke ghar jaanyege

Mai-kaya bol rahi hoo maa maine bua ko bula liya hai

Maa - tuh chinta mat kar tere dad nai baat kar li hai

Mai - par kyu jaana hai

Maa- woh abhi nahi baatungi

Mai- kaya maa

Maa - chal natak chhod chal ab

Pari -chalo bhai udd kar chalete hai

Maa - tuh udd bhi skata hai dev

Mai- woh sab chhodo riya aur usski mom ko bhi lekar jaana hai toh normal jaaoo

aap log mai inn sabko lekar aata huu

Maa - sabkoo kisko

Mai- mai bhi nahi baataunaa

Maa - thik hai hum nikalete hai

Mai- chaloo jaoo jaldi mai pahuch jaunga

Phir mai dono ko lekar gaow ke ghar kevbhar pahucha

Saloni -yah kyu

Mai- aare tumhara man nahi lagega essnke bina jaoo aur mana kar lekar aa jana

mousi ke ghar aur chacha joh bhi puche mere baare mai sab bata dena warana

aayenge nahi

Saloni -sunn toh sahi

Par mai phle hi gayab hoo gaya tha

Enntni bhaga doud hai power nahi hoti toh aaj mai ghutanoo ke baal cahalata

Mai saanti sai betha aur phone lagana shuru kiya

Phele arav phir janu phir sona phir masoom akash mohan sir alok sam rajiv aur

khuch logo ko bhi

Kdev -sabko kyu bula raha hai

Mai- arre maa naa bategi toh mujhe pata naa chaelega mai agent asse hi naa hu

batata nahi toh kaya essqua matlab mai khuch nahi janata abe kabhi kabhi chutiya

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ban kar rahene mai fayada hai logo ke assli kaand aapko pata chal jaaye hai

K dev - aacha mere baap tuh mahana hai abb yeh baatega yeh chakkar kaya hai

Mai- abe mousi ki ladki ki shaadhi hai aur kaya

K dev - toh sabkoo kyu bula raha hai mera sir dard hoo raha hai

Mai- aabe ek baar mai hi sabkoo bata du warna sab meri jaan kaahene mujhe nahi

baataya mujhe nahi bataya tuh kab aaya aur baaki sab toh jude hai mujhsai toh

bula liya aur kaya

Kdev - accha thik hai par devika ka kaya ruk abhi

Mai - kaha hoo devika

Koi jawab nahi aaya

Mai- maine kaha kha hoo tum

Noo answer

Kdev - saale mai kis bachod ke andar aa gaya huu abe tuh aisa kyu nahi karata

gaala kat ke mar jaa

Mai - yaar confuse kyu hoo raha hai

Kdev-abe jab sai aaya hu bus chuytiyapa laga rakha hai edhar sai udhar udhar sai

edhar abe lodu rukega bhi yaa nahi

Woh mere sai bhar aa gaya

Mai-kaha chala

Kdev-haa behenchoo mai naa rahaena tere saath pagala kar diya hai tuune

Mai-yaar ruk jaa sab samjaha dunga

Kdev-mai nahi

Mai-bosideke ab bhaaw mat kaah ek toh waise hii unn kutto par gussa kam nahi hua

aur tuh yeh ladkiyoo ki tarah ronna band kar

K dev - mai jaa raha hu merra sai milane

Mai- esski maa kaa abe kaya hai ussmai joh toh pagal hoo raha hai

Kdev- oye tuh kaya jaane madam ke saath romance kaya hota hai

Mai-yaar eetni saari gf hai meri kaya unnmai romance karata nahi mai

Kdev- hat toh bc sab ki sab toh bhaaw kahti rahti hai aur ek hai woh excited

wali janu toh usski maa ki

Mai-bus kar bus kitna gaali dega

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Kdev-abbe gaali mann kar raha hai

Woh edar udhar bhagene laga ussnae ek patahar uthaya aur muh par phekea maine ek

bijzli ke jahtke fod diya

Mai- abe saant hoo jaa

Kdev - thik hai par wada kar ab sabka ek ek karke mamala sulja dega

Mai- thik hai thik hai

Kdev- aur apna dimag mere hawale chhod de

Mai - hat be tuh saale hamesh meri hi bhenoo mai fasa deta hai

Kdev- toh kaya hua dhekha nahi marane koo tayarr hai tere liye

Mai- chal ab bahut hoo gaya chutiyapa ab dhekhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

Kdev - ab agayega maja

 

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Mai- chal ab bahut hoo gaya chutiyapa ab dhekhata hu ki yeh dev kaya chiz hai

Kdev - ab agayega maja

Mai - chal unn dono ko bhi lekar anna hai

Kdev-chal phir

Mai-apna yeh bekar dimag aur baate band rakhana aabb

Woh mere andar aa gaya maine kasish ke pass koi sunsaan jagaha ka socha

Mai pahucha ek gali mai jaha bus khuch cars khadhi thi

Mai-abe mujhe toh uski shakal yaad hi nahi kaya karu haa phele yaah sai nikalata

hu

Mai gali sai bhar nikal hi tha ki kisi sai takara gaya

Ladki - are u blind

Mai- arre sorry woh dheyaan nahi diya

Ladki- india sai hoo app

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Mai- sorry woh galti sai hoo gaya pata nahi chala mai kaise takara gaya

Ladki-koi baat nahi sorry bola naa aapnai

Mai- yaha par simon geroge kaha hai

Ladki - kya hua app toh aase bol rahe ho jase abhi assman sai gire hoo

Mai- haa ohhh nahi mera matalb aaj hi aaya hu kaya app bata dengi mujhe

Ladki - aare essmai kaya badi baat hai chaliye mai bhi ussi mai padati huu

Mai usske saath chalene laga

Ladki - waase kis kaam sai jaa rahe hai app waha

Mai- bus kuch kaam hai

Ladki- nahi batana chaahte toh koi baat nahi

Mai- aisa khuch nahi hai mai apni bhenoo ko lene aaya huu

Ladki - accha kon sai class mai hai

Mai- 11 th mai hai

Ladki- mai bhi kaya naam hai uska

Mai- k........tabhi ek ladka uska purse khichane wala tha

Maine usska haath pakad liya

Mai- what are u try to do

Ladke nai gun mer upper ki main teezi sai pakdi aur magzine usski jeb mai

rhakata hua - try later

Woh bus mujhe dhekh raha tha

Maine usske gaal par halke sai mara aur

Mai- chale ab

Ladaki - huuuuu

Mai-huu kaya chale

Ladki - haa chaliye

Hum aage badh gaye

Ladki -aap nai etni jaldi gun kaise khol di

Mai- pratice hai bus

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Ladki -kya karte hai aap

Mai-huuuu

Ladki-soch kar baatenge kaya

Mai- nahi mai police mai hu

Ladki hasanai lagi

Mai- kaya hua

Ladki-accha majak hai police mai ha ha

Mai-kyu nahi ho sakata kaya

Ladki - phele toh india ki police wale asse nahi hote aur dusri baat aap nai

abhi usse chhod diya ek police wale hote toh usse lock mai bhejete aur tisara

asse school nahi dhudhate aur wob bhi akele

Mai- kaafi intellegent hoo

Ladki- chaliye park mai bethete hai

Mai- aare nahi mujhe apni bhenoo sai milana hai

Ladki- ettne utawale hoo rahe hoo lagata hai kaafi payaar karte hoo unnsai

Mai- haa bhaut jada

Ladki- mai toh ess liye kah rahi thi kyuki abhi class chal rahi hogi mera mood

nahi tha toh class mai gayi nahi

Mai- aacha chaiye phir akela mai bhi bor ho jaunga

Hum dono park mai jakar bethe

Ladki -toh baatye kaya karte hai aap

Mai- raw agent hu

Ladki ettni tezz hasane lagi ki sab humari tarf dhekenai lage

Mai- abb kaya hua

Ladki- raw agent phir sai majak

Mai- kaya karu log aaj kal majak ko sach aur sach ko majak samjh rahe hai

Ladki- dhekiye koi aase gun kholene sai raw agent nahi ban jata woh log toh

unique hote hai action toh unnke khoon mai hota hai

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Mai- toh abb tumhe yakin dilane ke liye kisi ko marana padega bula loo kisi

koo

Ladki - waise majak accha karete hoo aap

Mai- pata nahi kyu tumhati awwaj sunni hui lag rahi hai jaise kal hi sunni hoo

Ladki- yeh dialouges purane hoo gaye

Mai- kaya matlab

Ladki- abhi mile hue khuch hi time hua aur aap line marnai lage

Mai- nahi aisa khuch nahi hai waise naam kaya hai tumhara

Ladki- kacy

Mai- ohh mai galat samjaha

Kacy - kaya samjhe

Mai- mujhe laga jaise tumhari aawaj bilkul meri bhen jaisi hai

Kacy- mera bhi ek bhai hai par woh koi agent nahi hai woh bhaut hi cute hai haa

par funny aapki tarah

Tabhi bell baji

Kacy- ok bye mai chalati hu aap dudh lena usse aapsai mil kar accha laga

Mai - mujhe bhi

Woh chali gayi

Mai gaya reception par

Mai- excuse me will u tell me that two girls name girl kasish and sanjana class

11th

Rgirl-sorry sir we don't give anybody like that info

Mai- ohh but she is my sisters

R girl -ok sir wait .........yaa but both are absent today

Mai - ok thanks for the help

Mai- maine phone kiya ...haa hello kaha hoo tum

Sanjana - hello helloo

Mai- awwaj nahi aa rahi hai kaya mai bol raha hi kaha hoo

Phone cut gaya tha

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Mai nicche dhekhata hua chal raha tha ki phir takara gaya

Kacy - what the. .....aap phir

Mai -sorry again mera dyaan mobile mai tha

Ladki- kaya hua mili nahi aacha naam baatye mai dudahti huu

Mai- san

Announcement - all the student please goo to basement its emergency

Ussnai mera haath pakada aur kaha - jaldi chaloo lagata hai yaha phir khuch

honne wala hai

Mai - nahi mujje abhi janna hai

Kacy- baat manno chalo niche warana marejoge

Mai - kaya musibat hai chaloo

Sab logo nicche basement mai ekhata hoo gaye

Mai - kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- saayad phir sai gunnde aane waale hai

Mai- par kyu kaya hua hai yaha

Kacy- arre woh famous joker ka naam suna hai

Mai todha chock gaya- haa par uska yaha kaya lenna dena

Kacy - aare woh essi school mai kisi ladki kaa bhai hai kal toh police nai khuch

loho ko arest kiya hai par pata nahi phir kaha sai aa gaye

Maine uss sai haath chudya aur

Kacy- kaha jaa rahe hoo pagal hoo gaye hoo kaya

Koi aur bola techer taha saayad -kacy kon hai aur yaha kaise

Kacy - sir ennki sister padati hai hai yaha par

Teacher - joh bhi hoo esse roko yeh sab ki jaan kahatte mak daal dega police

aane waali hogi abhi

Kacy- haa app ruk jaao warana mare jaaoge

Mai- huuh joker ko marana eetna assan nahi hai

Pure basement mai jaise sanata hoga sabka muh khula rah gaya

Maine gate khola kacy mere picche aane lagi

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Mai- kyu aa rahi hoo piche mere

Kacy -kaya app sach mai wahi hoo

Mai- ohh tummhe ess whkat question phuchana hai ha mai wahi huu bus aur khuch

Kacy - tab toh app aram sai mar doge eenhe

Mai- haa tumhe kaya karana hai

Kacy- kaya mai video bana luu

Mai- yeh social media naa jo marzi karoo mai bhar dhekha toh 10- 12 log gu lekar

kadahe the

(Please koi yeh naa kahe ki unnhe hindi kaise aati hai mai saari baatoo ko

hindhi mai hi likhunga kyuki english story nahi hai bus )

Ek nai ek ladki par gun laga rakhi thi

Mai- hey edhar kaya ho raha hai

Woh sav hasene lage

Ek nai mere par fire kar diya

Main dusri side khud gaya diwal ke piche

Mai- kaha gaya

Kdev -yahi huu

Mai- dhekh mera khoon mat rukane dena agar koi chot lage toh warana mai

highlight hoo jaunga

Kdev - joker tuh hi hai yeh

Mai- abe nahi woh toh kaafi logo ko pata chal gaya hoga meri shaktiyoo ke baare

mai

Kdev- thik hai ab nipata ennhe

1A (PHLEA ADAMI)- kaya hua kaha chup gaya dar gaya kaya jaane doo usski khopdai

udaa doo be yeh school wale jada hosiyaar ban rahe hai

Mai kuda aur roll karata hua aur uss gun wale gardan par ek puch mara usski

garadan tut gayi aur uska khoon mere face par aagaya

1A - bhoon do saale koo

Maine ussk laki ko padkada aur fountain mai khud gaya

1A -rukoo chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega

 

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1A -rukoo chal tuh ladana caahta hai toh aa jaa koi goli nahi chalayega

Mai - tum yaha sai jaoo anadar

Woh ladki bhaut dari hui thii

Mai -sunna nahi jaoo yaha sai

Tabhi kacy bahagati hui aa rahi thi

Mai- pagal hoo kaya yaha kyu aa rahi hoo

Woh khuch nahi boli aur jakar uss ladki ko gaale laga liya

Kasish - yaha kar rahi hai tuh haa

Mai- kon hai yeh

Kacy - meri bhen hai

Mai - jaao yaha sai

1A - Yeh yahi rahegi ess hum nahi chood sakete hai

Mai-tum gayi nahi abhi yaha saai

1A - Abe tuh hai kon joo etna ud raha hai

Mai- jise tuh dudane aaya kaya photo nahi bheja mujhe dudane wale nai

2A - Aree boss yeh toy wahi hai joker yahi tha meeting mai

1A - Toh phir eenka koi kaam nahi jaao tum dono

Kacy usse lekar waha sai gayi

Mai- kaya hua saalo tumhe dar nahi lag raha kaya marnai sai

1A - phele toh lagata hai par ab nahi jab sai joker chup kar rahene laga hai

Mai-toh aaj mil le naa

Teen haate kaate aadami meri taraf aage

Mai- tuh yeh sahi nahi kar raha hai

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1A - Kye be

Mai- abe mera khuch toh level rakh bus ettne sai aadami

2A- teri fadnai ke liye hum hi kaafi hai

Maine side ki ek grill pakadi aur ukaad kar usski aakhoo ke aar par kar dii

Mai- tuh fadega meri haa kutte tere jaiseo ka mut nikal jata hai samjaha

Maine side mai dhekha toh ek adami ka sach mai nikal gaya tha

1A - mmmmmmaaarooo

Woh jiske aakh mai maine maari woh abhi tak chick raha tha

Mai- abe chillana band kar

Usske aadami aane lage

Mai-ek minute esska chillana mujhsai saha nahi jaa raha hai

Maije woh grill usski aakho sai nikali aur usski jhaang mai gusa di woh aur tezz

sai chillane laga

Mai- abe bc kaan fadega kaya maine woh waha sai bhi nikal lii aur usske bicepes

mai gusa di

Woh behosh hogaya

Mai- aahhh ab accha lag raha hai aaoo bhai aaoo

Sabki taange kaap rahi thii

Mai-kaya hua joker sai toh koi darata nahi naa abb aaooo maro

Ek picche sai chillata hua aaya aur bandook meri sir par lagane wala tha mai

aage bhad kar niche ghuka aur usski taange pkad lii

3A - aaahhhhhhhhh nahi bhai joker bhai chhod do mai ghar jaa raha chhod doo

Maine usska sir bilkul uss grill ke pas rok liya aur usko gardan sai usse pakad

liya

1A - Abe bhaut dara liya ab gaya toh

Maine etnete hi usski gardan chhod di woh grill usske gaale ke aar paar ho gaye

waha par kade sabhi ke haatho sai hathiyaar chhut gaye

1A - abe dhek kaya rahe hoo gun chaloo

Mai-dhekhoo bhai log eenhone khuch kiya nahi toh aisi mout abb soch loo kaya

karna hai

Ek ladka mere pass gaya - ussnai english mai bola

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Ladka- sir mujhe bus paisoo ki jarurat thi toh aa gaya eenke log kal hi pakedege

gaye hai

Mai- aacha aisa kaya kitane caahiye bata

Ladka - 15lakh mera ghar bikane wala hai

Mai - chal side mai kahada ho jaa mai dunga tujhe

1A - woh paise humare hai samjaha

Mai- yaar kitna bol raha hai khuch karega

Unneke ek jahate mai gun fire kar dii mai majak mai hi pe gaya

Woh saayd shot gun thi

Tabhi sab slow hoo gaya

Mai- kaya hua be

Kdev - ab mai sambhal luu kaya bhai

Mai- kaya be kaya karega

Kdev - bus power use naa hoo uska dyaan rahkunga

Mai- chal kar

Woh goli mere khandhe par lagi mai aur mai dur gira mera sit kisi sai takaraa

Mai- marawa diya saale

1A - Dhekha naa yeh aaise hi fhek raha tha

Tabhi students chillane lage

"Joker Joker Joker "

Mai- yeh public bina pite cheer nahi karti hai

Mai dheere sai teek laga kar utha mere muh sai todha khoon nikal raha tha

Mai usske thuka -yeh toh M870 lagti hai chal ab kar le apni

Unnka todha sa bshrosa bhada ki mujhe mara jaa salata hai

1A - haa haa lagata hai esska show katam

Mai ek laat uss laash par mari jiske gale ke aar par hui thi grill

Woh udata hua uuske boss(1A) ke muh par laga jaise kiss kar rha hoo

1A -aaaahhhhhh tuuuuuuhhhh tuuuhhhh harmkor khat khat dhaa

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Maine dusri lassh uthayi aur aage kar

2A - AAAAAHHHHHHH

Mai usski muh ki taraf dhekha -bhenchoo jinda tha kya

Ek aur fir aur usska pura face jase tandoor ki tarah bhung gaya

Mai- ayyye pagal flame thrower kon chhoda be

Ladki- apun be

Mai- abe yeh ko. Hai be

1A - Madam aap yaha

Ladki(Serleena)- tuh mera naam puch raha hai tuh the joker hi hai naa

Mai- aare devi ji aap yaha kaise

Serleena- what is devi ji

Mai-aare aapko toh respect pasand nahi hai kyu killer baby

Serleena- no devi no baby i am

Serleena the killer lady

Mai- accha baate hi karegi yaa kaam karegi par yeh jalane wala khel nahi

Serleena-tere liye mere haath kaafi hai tujhe lena hai toh yeh leh

Ussknai meri tarf feka

Mai ek laat uss par maari woh uas jeep ke niche giri jis par 1A APNE adamiyoo ke

saath betha tha woh dhamke mai fat gayi

Aur Serleena aage aa rahi thi

Mai- aaahhhh maa mar gaya kitnai bhari thi gun

Man mai (Mai- abe saale kaya nautanki kar raha hai meri ezzat kaa faluda mat

kar

Kdev- abe mujhe karnai de bus tuh chup rahe )

Ladka - bhai aap south movie ke hero kaya

Mai- chup bhenchoo

Serleena- shai hai tera naam JOKER

Ussnai ek laat mere pet mai mari mai piche gira

Serleena apna pir jhatakete hue -bus etna dum hai

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Mai- sach mai tuh bilkul naam ki tarah hai

Serleena - chal kadaha hoo mai giroo huoo par war nahi karati hu.

Mai- haath toh de

(Udhar teacher -yeh fight hoo rahi yaa drama

Ladaka - sir horror fight hai yeh )

Serleena yeh sunate hi mere muh par laat maari

Maine usse pakad liya aur uss ghuma diya

Woh gummi aur mere upar aakar beth gayi aur mere muh par ghuse maranai lagi mera

muh khoon sai laal hoo gaya

Mai usska haath aur taangoo sai usski gardan jakad lii

Kaafi derr aise hi raha

Woh guu guu karane lagi maine usse chhod diya aur dhkaa de diya

Aut kadaha hua

Woh khaass rahi thi

Mai- kyu teri barsoo ki tamna puri hui naa pitnae kii

Serleena-apna face dhekh jaakar

Mai ek laat uuski side par maari kamar par

Woh fountain mai jaa giri

Mai andar gaya ussnai mere ghutnai par laat marii

Mai usske upper gir gaya maine haath aage kar diye mere haath sidhe usske boobs

daba rahe the

Serleena -you

Ussnai haath. Bhadaya maine dono paro sai usske haath dawa liya aur usske hothoo

ko chusane laga

Kaafi mashakat ke baad ussnai ghutana mere pichwade par mara mai roll karata hua

fountain ke boundary sai takaraya

Woh uthi aur bhar nikal kar jaane lagi

Serleena-baad mai dhekhati huu tujhe

Kdev- ruk abhi dhekhata huu

Mere pair jam gaye wahi

Kdev -chhod saale mujhe

Mai- saale etna kam hai kaya abhi chal saant hoo jaa

Kdev- nahi mujhe yahi caahiyev

Mai- cool cool madam madam

Kdev - uhhhhh uhhh focus meera meera

Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jaate dhekh rahe the

 

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Mai- haa meera

Aur hum dono matalb mai usse car mai jaate dhekh rahe the

Woh chali gayi mai bhar jaane lga koi awwaj laga raha tha par main sunna nahi

bhar aaya aur todhi hi dhur par jakar gayab hoo gaya

Sanjana - kon tha yeh

Kacy-pata nahi apni kisi bhen sai milene aaya tha ab pata chala ki woh joker hai

Sanajana -phir woh log mujhr kyu maranai wale the

Kacy - galti hoo gayi hogi unnsai

Sanjana - kasish mujhe khuch accha nahi laga raha hai

Kasish (kacy ) - chaloo room mai araam kar lenaa

Peter - wow kacy your bf is awsome

Sanjana - par wo to

Kasish - haa bolo peter

Peter - its fucking rocksatar type kaha mila tumhe

Kasish -mai baad mai baat karati huu

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Peter - koi baat nahi par ek baat uss sai milawana jarur

Woh chala gaya

Sanjana - yeh kaya bol raha tha kal tak to tere liye pagal tha

Kasish - dar gaya hoga lagaata hai

Sanjana - mai tou yeh soch rahi huu ki usski bhene aakhir hongi kon

Kasish - hum naa jaan toh thik rahega

Woh dono room mai aa gayi

Sanjana - aare bhai ka phone aaya tha

Kasish - nahi karnai baat unnsai pata nahi kaha rahete hai dhekha kisi ko pata

nahi tere saath kaya huaa unn logo ko humari koi fikar nahi hai

Sanjana - tuh jaanati hai naa kaya hua hai waha

Kasish - accha hai hum yaha par kriti nai puti baat nahi baatayi aakhir hua kaya

hai waha

Edhar mai waha sai sidha devika ke pass gaya woh sir ghuka kat bethi thi

Mai dheere sai devika

Devika nai sir nahi uthaya- chale jaao yaha sai

Mai- maaf kar do mujhe mai tumhara dil nahi dhukana caahata tha

Devika - ab kyu aaye hoo jaoo akele jio jindagi humsai kaya kaam hai

Humari toh mout bhi aapke naam hai

Bus essi liye mar bhi nahi paate ki humari saaso par bhi aapka naam hai

Mera dil jasee ek pal mai tut gaya

Mane uska sir pakada par woh uper nahi karnai de rahi thi

Mai - aisa mat karoo naa mera dard aur naa bhadhoo

Devika - chale jaaoo bus yaha sai

Mai- thik hai jaisa tum kahoo

Mai uth kar jaane laga

Devika - haa chale jaao mere pass kab rahene ka man karata hai

Mai jaise hi muda

Woh chilla kar behosh hoo gayi

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Maine aage bhadha aur usse god mai uth liya aur usse lejakar bed par lita diya

Mai pass sai paani liya aur musske muh par mara chite

Ussnai aakhe kholi mai bus usse dhekh raha tha

Woh uth mujhe kas ke pakad liya

Mai- aare baba abhi toh guss thii

Ussnai mere hotho par hath rakh diya

Devika - khuch mat bolo yeh kaya haal banna rakha hai

Mai hath hataya uska - tuhari dua aur yeh baat baat par asshu mat laaya karoo

Usske aashu aur yezz bhene lage

Mai - kaya hua hai

Devika - aapnai kaha naa meri wajah sai hua hai

Maine usske aashu poche -mai majak kar raha tha ab batoo naraj kyu

Devika - aap mujhe lekar kyu nahi gaye

Woh eek bacche ki tarah bol rahi thi aur sir niche jhuka liya maine usske baal

usske aage sai hata kar usske kaan par rakha

Devika - bolo ab

Mai- aare baba mai gaya tha ghar dhekhen aur waha mere fufa ji the maya kahata

loo fufa ji mileye pariyoo ki rani

Devika - kaya hua bata dete

Mai- chaloo accha hai bata deta par baki logo kaa kaya

Devika - kon aagaa ab

Mai- tumhe dhekh kar koi aur tuhara assique hoo jata toh

Ussnai mere seene par gussa mara

Mai ekdum change hoo gaya

Mai- yeh kaya

Devika - ais gande lagaate ho

Mai - accha ganda rukoo maind usse pakad liya

Devika - aachaa hah hha chhodo

Mai- kyu ganda nahi honna caahati kaya

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Woh mer sidd mai aa gayi

Aur mere gaalo par haath rakh diya kitnai soft the ekdum rooi ki tarah

Devika - karoo kabhi toh ganda mai toh kab sai jal rhai huu

Mai- jaldi hi karunga phir mat kahana ki kaya kiya

Devika - mai toh abhi taayar huu

Usski garam saase mahsus hoo rahi thi mujhe

Mai- accha kaya karu bolo

Devikaa - uuuuhhh khuch bhi karoo

Mai- bus bus etni romantic mat ho jaao hume jana hai abhi

Devika - toh khuch karke chalate hai naa

Usski aawaaj mai jaise madhosi thii

Devika - haa asse hii karoo aacha lag raha hai

Mai- huuuuu

Devika - karo naa ruk kyu gaye

Mai- woh mera phone vibrate hoo raha hai

Usski aakhe khul gayi uaanai sir mere seene mai chupa liya

Maine ek haath usske sir par rakaha aur ek sai phone pickup kiya

Mai - haa hello

Arav - abe yeh sab karana jaruri tha

Mai kaya hua be bhadak kyu raha hai

Arav - ek link bheji hai check kar hai kaha abhi

Mai - yaar mai abhi devika ke saath apne ghar ke saamne waale ghar mai huu

Mai phone mai link kholi

Video

My love joker -Smashing underworld

Maine video dhekhi chaloo sala chera toh blur hai ek minute yeh channel hai

kiska

Kacy rajput

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Mai- yeh ladki pagal hai

Devika - kaya hua

Mai - khuch nahi jis sai milene gaya woh milli nahi pata nahi yeh kaha sai mili

gayi

Devika - kaha toh hai ladkiyoo sai dur raha karoo

Mai- rahata toh huu bus yeh sala chipak jata hai

Devika - kon chipak jata hai

Mai- tum soo jaoo baad mai sochunga

Mai soo gaya bhut hi aachi need aayi jase kayi dino baad soo raha tha

Jab utha toh time dhekha

Mai -yaar 1 ghanata sooya

Devika - 2 din ek ghanata

Mai-kaya doo din majak accha hai

Maine phone date dhekhi

Mai- ohh teri tumnai uthaya kyu nahi

Devika - aap bhaut chain sai soo rahe the mai bhi soti rahi jaagati rahi aapke

saath aap thake hue lag rahe the

Maine phone dhekha sona masoom maa dad saloni f arav mohan sir shikha saabffgke

miss calls ki line lagi thi

Mai- jaldi sai kapde pahen loo

Devika -kaya pahenu

Mai- tumpar sab aacha lagega

Devika -bolo naa

Mai- accha jeans aur pink t -shirt phen loo

Devika nai chutki bajayi aur tayar hoo gayi

Devika - ek minute mai phena deti hu

Ussknai phir sai kiya mere kapde badal gaye

Mai - hello arav kaha hai tuh abhi

Aarav - teri kabar par

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Mai-kaya hua bhai

Arav - abe yeh kaise kon hai tere aur apne love ke hangama kar rakaha hai accha

hai bus masoom aur sonna nai dhekha humnai delete kar diya mohan sir gussa hai

bhaut

Mai - kon be

Arav - abe saale vitdeo bhi banawa li aur janata nahi

Mai -kacy

Sona - accha matalab sach hai yeh

Mai - haa aare nahi mai usse nahi janata hu woh toh mai

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Aur yeh hua

Sona -phir chodo janu dhekh legi usse

Mai- pagaloo khuch nahi mera usska kaha hai janu

Sona - pari ke sath usse samjhane gayi hai

Maine phone cut kiya aur devika ko lekar waha pahucha todhi dhur gaya edhar udar

dhekha woh dono garden mai bethi thi

Hum dono waha gaye

Mai-tum dono yaha kyu aaye

Janu-kyu dar tha tumhara secret leak hoo jayega maa sahi kah rahi thi

Mai-kaya pagloo wali baat kar rahi hoo

Pari - aapka reaction aisa kyu hai jaise usse jante nahi

Mai - haa nahi janata nahi

Janu- bus karoo natak apni bhen ko nahi jaante

Mai- aare bhen .....kaya bhen matlab kacy...- kass

Pari- haa bhai lagata hai hum sav galat samjh gaye aap toh unnhe pahachan hii

nahi paaye phir yeh sab kaise

Mai- rukoo doo minute

Mai devika ko side mai lekar gaya aur khuch samjaya

Aur maine face change kiya aur andar gaya unnhone kaha 5 minute mai break hai

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Maine wait kiya woh dono bhar nikali

Unnki nazar mujh par padi par dono aage nikal gayi

Kasish - pata aisa laga jaise bhai ko dhekha maine abhi

Sanjana - tujhe bhi

Dono mudi maine unnke saamne tha

Sanjana nai aakho sai khuch esshara kiya main haa mai sir hilaya

Sanjana turant mere gaale lag gayi

Mai-tujhe kaya hua ghur kyu rahi hai

Kasish - yakin nahi hoo raha hai aap yaha aaye hoo

Mai- chaloo jaldi leave lekar aayoo dono

Kasish - kyu bhai

Mai - saath ghar janna baaki baat baad mai

Woh dono jaane lagi thi kasish bhaagati hui mere gale lag gayi

Orr ronne lagi

Kasish - mujhe laga aap bhul jaaooge

Mai- chal pagal tumko kaise bhul jaunga

Wahi piche hui

Kasish - body acchi banayi hai lagata hai maine khai essi body dhekhi hai

Mai- aaare kaha tujhe assa lag raha hoga jaoo jaldi sai

Woh gayi

Mai- hello sir ek madad caahiye

Mohan - phele yeh batoo yeh sav hai kaya pata hai raw mai kaisi baate hoo rahi

tumhare baare mai

Mai -sorry sir mai sambhal lunga aap bus woh kar doo

Mohan- thik hai baat karata hu yaha sai tum aa jaoo private plane sai

Phir mai unnko plane sai lekar nikal devika unnsabko phle hi le gayi

Sanjana - bhai private plane kyu

Mai- aase hi

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Sanjana - bhai aapko pata hai yeh pagal hoo gayi

Mai-kyu

Sanjana - bhai kal the joker yaha aaya tha

Mai- woh famous agent

Sanjana - haa bhai yeh usski diwaani hoo gayi hai

Meri cooffe chut gayi

Kasish -kyu bhai aapko accha nahi laga kaya

Mai- mmmmmm.....uuujh..uuhhh uhh mujhe kyu accha nahi lagega par asse logo par

yakin nahi karte dhokha dete hai

Kasiah - jo bina humme jaane humari jaan baacheye woh dhokha kaise dega

Mai dheere - dhekha nahi fountain mai kaya kar raha tha

Kasish - pata nahi ....ek minute aapko kaise pata fountain mai kaya hua

Mai- kaya maine aisa khuch nahi kaha maine aisa khuch nahi kaha

Sanjana - bhai esske kaan baj rahe hai haa par fountain mai kaya hua dhikha nahi

mai toh daari hui thi

Mai- chhodo koi pagala hoga joker koi naam hota hai ha ha

Kasish - bhai aapnai promise kiya tha ki meri pasand aapki pasand

Mai- koi promise nahi hai aisa

Aur video dhekhi maine goli lagi hai usse mar gaya hogaa

Kasish - nahi bhai aisa mat kahoo meri need udd gayi hai aur eetne karib sai

baate ki hai maine unnsai bahaut aache hai

Mai- aacha yeh kacy kaa kaya chakkaar hai

Sanjana - aare bhai essnai yaha aakar pata nahi yeh naam kyu rakaha

Kasish - bus accha lagata hai aur aapko pata lagana hoga the joker ke baare

Mai - kaya pagalpan hai kacy

Kasish - bhai ek baar aur kacy kahana

Mai- uhhhhhuhh (gala saaff karte hue )kacy kyu kaya hua

Kasish - khuch nahi woh dono mere khande par sir rakh kar soo gayi

Kdev - kaya bola tunne joker mar gaya

Mai- haa dhekha nahi janu ka aur sona kaa gussa

Kdev - par yaar majka tha naa

Mai- jarurat padi toh mar jaega woh

Kdev - jaisa tuh thik samjhe

Mai- tuh mann gaya

Kdev - kisi mahan nai kaha hai

Duniya tin chizo aati rahengi

Taati ,chutiye ,aur chuotiya

Aur tuh chutiya hai

Toh tere vicharoo sai bhagawan baacchye

Mai sochane laga ki ab sabkoo kaya batana hai

 

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Khuch hi dher mai hum sab land hue aur bhar aaye

Par meri dimag mai bus aage kaya hoga yahi chal raha tha ki aage kaya hoga 2din

sai gayab hu mai

Maine taxi li aur nikala waha sai

Kasish - bhai ghar jaa rahe abhi

Mai - nahi ab mai waha nahi rahata hu

Sanjana - kaya baat hai essa kaya kiya hai bhaiya nai

Mai- khuch nahi chup

Kasish - bhai chilla kyu rahe ho woh dar jayegi

Mai- dhekhoo gudiya mera mood off hai

Saanjana -hoga kaise nahi aapki childhood gf jo chin gayi

Kasish - toh yeh baat hai koi nahi aap toh 1st hoo par sach kahu woh bilkul

aapke jaisa hai

Mai- tum aur koi baat nahi kar sakati hoo kaya

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Sanjana - bhai aapnai jabsai joker ki baat sunni hai tab sai chid rahe hoo kyu

aakhir

Mai- nahi aisa khuch nahi hai

Kasish - aapko meri kasam

Mene ek taapaad usse khich kar mara uska shir sise sai tarkrane wala tha maine

pakad liya

Kasish - mar kar pakda kyu mar jaane dete

Mai- driver side mai rok doo

Maine usse paise dekar bhej diya

Sanjana -abe kaise jaayenge

Maine unnhe pakada aur teleport mtalab apni yaha sai waha jaane ki power ko

istemal kiya unnke saamne hoo gaya aur sidha mousi ki tarris par aa gaya

Dono bus mujhe ghur rahi thii

Maine unnhe chair par betha diya mai ghutanoo par beth gaya aur kasish ka haath

pakad liya

Kasish - bhai kaya hai yeh

Mai- dhekh gudiya jis sai toh pyaar karne lagi ek mulakaat mai uss sai tera

khuch nahi ho sakata hai

Kasish - aisa kyu bhai kaya pyaar karana galat hai

Mai - nahi payaar tera uss sai pyaar karana galat hai

Kasish - phele aap batoo aap yaha kaise aaye

Mai- woh sab bata dunga bus toh usse bhul jaa

Kasish - kaya aapnai jise pyaar kiya usse bhul sakaete hoo

Mai - nahi

Kasish - toh phir app mujhe naa samjahoo

Sanjana - bhai aap saaf bata doo esse yeh ziddi hai

Mai le dhekh le maine apna face change kar diya

Dono khadi hoo gayi

Kasish - tum yaha .........bhai aap hii wohhh ....eska matalb hum hi joker ki

bhene hai

Mai- haa mai hi hu woh kahatanak agent the joker

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Kasish - kass aap yeh sach chupa lete bhai

Mai-tunne kasam hi de di warana mak bhi wahi kosis kar raha tha

Kasish - bhai yeh mujhsai kaya hoo gaya mujhe maaff kar doo par aapki yeh saari

harkate meri dil mai bas gayi hai

Mai- esse yaadoo koo nikal de joo bus sapana hoo

Kasish - thik hai bhai mai kosis karungi

Maine usse gaale laga liya - meri payari bhen

Sanjana -aur mai

Mai- aa jaa tuh

Tabhi gate par khuch awwaj hui

Mai unnhe lekar nicche pahucha safe jagah (taaki koi hume waha ess dhekh kar

hairan naa hoo jaye ). aur main gate par pahucha

Maa ki nazar mujh par padi phir unn dono par

Maa gate keeper sai ussko mat aane dena andar ladkiyoo koo anne do

Mai- maa yeh bhi nahi aayengi

Tabhi woh dono mujje chhod kar chali gayi

Mai bhi jaane laga

Gatekeeper - kaha jaa rahe ho sunna nahi kaya madam nai kaya kaha

Mai- dhekho app bade hoo ess liye khuch nahi kah raha hu hato ab yaha sai

Gatekeeper - nahi jaane dunga

Mai-maa bolo naa

Maa- jaa wahi jaa jaha tha 2 din sai

Mai - aare maaf kar doo kaan pakadata hu

Maa - nahi khada rah wahi par

Mai wahi par beth gaya

Mai - maa bhi naa kitna gussa karati hai

Tabhi ek car ruki aur ussmai sai pach log utare

Mousi - mamta

Mousa - madan

Didi - payal (shaadhi ennhi ki hai )

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Manav - mousi ka beta

Bua -kiran 2nd bua

Mai sir niche ghuka kar betha tha

Payal - kaya baat hai yaha kyu bethe hoo khuch caahiye kaya

Mai - kon hoo tum tumhe caahiye toh baato dila dunga

Kiran - oye ladake phele muh uper kar aur humare ghar ke saamne sai hat

Mai sir uthate hue - tumhara ghar ohh bua aap

Kiran - bua nikal yaha sai etnai acche kapde phenai hai aur body phir yeh sab

kaam

Andar sai hassi ki aawaj aa rahi thi

Mai - arre bua mai dev

Payal - dev woh mujhe ghurane lagi

Mai -aare didi aase kaya ghur rahi hoo

Payal didi nai andar dhekha maa nai khuch essara kiya aur ronne lagi phir kaya

line sai saare roone lage

Manav - sab andar chaloo

Ess baar gatekeeper chup chaap kahdha tha

Hum andar gaye

payal - maa mami dhekhoo mera dev aa gaya aur aap logo nai abhi tak baataya nahi

mera bhai meri shaadhi mai aa gaya

Mai- bus karoo aap logo ab mat royie

Maa - roo lene de beta dhukh nikal jaaene dee .

Mere bhi aakhe unnsabko dhekh kar naam hoo gayi thi

Mai payal didi ko chup karane laga

Saayad abhi sab nahi aaye the maine jinko bulaya tha sab aaye the mere dosto aur

alok ko chod kar aur mohan sir bhi nahi nitika shikha didi ke saath thi

Mai unnke saath room mai gaya

Woh mere matho aur galoo ko chumane lagi

Mai- bus karoo didi nahala dogi kaya

Payal - haa abhi kahi mat jaana kbhi bhi

Mai- mera pata nahi aap toh jaa rahi hoo naa

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Payal - abhi 10 din hai samjaha

Mai- chaloo thik hai abb khuch khila do bhuk lagi hai

Phir unnhone aapnai haatho sai khilaya par asshu ruk nahi rahe the

Mai- bus karoo kitana rooyogi

Payal - khuch nahi tuh kaah le bus

Phir usske baad woh chalii aapnai kaam karnai

Mai kaafi der tak room mai raha aur khuch files check kar raha tha phone par aur

saath mai bor hoo raha tha

Mai bhar nikal room sai.

Arav -aa gaya woh sab kaam karoo

Jise dhekhoo sab kaam hi kar rahe the arav bhi sala aase busy tha jase unnski

shaadi hoo mujhe koi khuch kah hi nahi raha tha

Mai- masoom suno naa

Masoom - nahi abhi nahi busy huu aur haa meri frnds ko tang mat karana

Mai - friends kon

Masoom - janu sona devika baayataya tha naa

Mai - kaya matlab Tang mat karana

Masoom- wahi jo sunna hai

Woh uth kar jaane lagi

Mai -thik hai karo kam

Mai- mousi khuch kaam hai kaya

Mousi - ha hai naa

Mai kush ho gaya -bolo kaya kaam hai

Mousi - jakar woh piche dhek raha hai

Mai- ha

Mousi - jaa waha par aur aram sai beth jaa

Mai- mousi yeh kaya hai

Mousi - kaya yaha kaam karnai bulaya hai tujhe

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Mai waha sai pari ke pass gaya - pari chal bhar ghum ke aatte hai

Pari - nahi bhai aati kaam hai dhekoo mere haath mai saaman hai aayi didi

In mind

Kdev- abe lag gaye londe ke toh

Mai- yaar achank sab koo kaya hoo gaya

K dev - kahi tera asli kaand toh pata na chal gaya

Mai- kaisa kaand

Kdev - fountain wala

Mai- chup kar saale

Kdev - thik hai mai tera saala chal meri wife kon si hai bata

Udhar ghar par

Rahul - bhai aapnai sunna khuch

Amit - kya hua be

Rahul- bhai woh zinda hai aur shaadi ke maaze lenw gaya hai aur sanjana aur

kasish ko bhi le gaya hai

Sumit - yeh sala har baar kaise bach jata hai

Rahul - ab kaya karana hai

Amit- apane pass paisa toh hai ab ess par war naa kar ke esske bheno aur lovers

ko marate hai

Rahul - bhai kaya yeh jaruri hai

Sumit - abe darta kyu hai

Rahul - jab humme sab khuch mil gaya hai toh phir kyu

Amit-abe nafarat naa ki chij bhi hoti hai

Sumit - phir taye raha kise marwaye phele

Rahul - bhai kyu naa khuch alag kare

Amit-kaya

Rahul - movies mai hota hai naa ki naam ki pacchi daal kar ek choose kar loo

Rahul - jo man mai kar le khuch bhi naa bache

Rahul nai naam likhe aur parchiya saamne rak dii

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Aur

Rahul - amit bhai aap bade hoo toh aap utahoo

Amit nai ek parchi uthayi aur kholi

Sumit - wah yes too gayi chaloo shhadi mai hi apne logo ko bhej dunga kisnai

mara pata hi nahi chalega

Usske baad ussnai kisi ko call kiya

Edhar

Kisi nai mere khande par haath rakha

Mai- aabe aagaya tuh chal akelea hu yaha mai maine sabki taraf dhekh kar kaha

Akash nai riccha ko dhekha aur - nahi yaar mujhe marriage hall ka khuch kaam

dhekhana hai

Mai- aap logo mujhe ignore kyu kar rahe ho

Payal - kaya kaha raha sab busy hai bus

Mai- jab shaadi waha honni hai toh aap logo etna busy kyu hoo

Mousi - yeh baccha hi rahega chal haat saamne sai

Mujhe gussa bhi aa raha tha aut irritation bhi

Mai- shikha jara bhar aaoo

Sab ghurane lage

Mai- ghuro mat mai esska boss huu

Shika - yes sir kaya hua

Mai - chaloo bhar

Payal - aisa kaya karata hai tuh

Mai- kabhi joker gang ka naam suna hai mai wahi agent hu

Sabka reaction bada ajjeb tha

Payal - ohh accha thik jaoo kam karo apna

Sab apne kaam mai lag gaye

Mai - didi maine kaha mai wahi joker hui joo famous hai

Maa - toh jakar bhar naacha saamne sai haat

Woh mujhe hata kar chali gayi

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Mai (man mai) - enn logo fark nahi pad raha lag raha hi kisi nai bata diya hai

Mai- shikha tumnai sunna nahi chaloo bhar

Saloni- shikha woh uthana jara haa wahi chal lelar mere saath

[ Kdev - tere lode laga gaye bhai

Mai- lag toh raha yeh jarur ussi kaa kam hai

Kdev - chal hawa lete hai

Maine bhi socha chaloo chat par ghumate hai

Mai jaa hi raha tha ki massom sidhiyoo sai utar rahi thi

Ab batata hu esse

Masoom - haatoo na samnai sai

Mai- accha haat jaoo rukoo ek minute

Maine usske dono haatho ko pakada

Masoom- kaya kar rahe hoo

Maine usse diwal sai chipaka diya

Masoom- koi aa jaayega

Mai-aanne doo

Maine uaski garadan par ek kiss kiya

Masoom - mat karoo koi aa jayega

Mai- aanne doo usske haathoo koo chhoda aur picche haath rakh diya diwal par

Masoom - aaj etne dino baad yaad aayi meri

Mai- kaya karu tumsai dur nahi rah sakata

Masoom -p...

Maine usska muh band kar diya

Mai - koi par nahi

Maine usska muh khola woh phir khuch kahne waali thi par uss sai phele hi mai

usse kissi karnai laga

Masoom pata nahi kyu chutana caah rahi thii

Mai picche hua

Mai- kaya hua hai tumahe

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Masoom- p.aaa.....

Mai- p p kaya pura bolo

Masoom- payal didi

Mai(man mai)- dhat teri kii

Maine usske chhod diya

Woh bhaag gayi nicche

Mai dhirre sai muda didi mujhe ghur rahi thi

Mai - hhhhheee hhee. Woh didi maa bula rahi hai chalata huu

Payal didi nai mera haath pakad liya - maa ke baache ess liye tera man nahi lag

raha tha nicche apni hi bhen ki friend ke saath

Mai- accha yeh baataya ha kaya

Payal - matlab

Mai- khuch nahi chhodo jaane doo

Payal - ruk abhi baatati hu (unnhome mera kaan pakad liya ) kaya kar raha tha

abhii

Mai- khuch bhi nahi aap hi bata doo

Payal - tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar mai shurh hoo gaya

 

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Payal - tujhe sharam nahi aa rahi ghar mai shurh hoo gaya

Mai - arre didi maine khuch nahi kiya ussnai hi kiya

Payal - accha mujhe kaya pagala samjhata ki pata nahi chalega ki kon kar raha

tha

Mai- haa aapne dhekha nahi ussnai mujhe apne upar khich rakha tha mai toh abhi

bhi shok huu

Payal - sach kah rah hai yaa mera bana raha hai

Arav - bahi bhabhi bula rahi

Mai- dhaat terri ki

Arav - kaya hua jaldi jaa bula rahi hai

Payal - aapka dimag toh thik hai yeh sab karnai sai koi bhabhi ban jaati hai

kaya

Arav nai essare mai pucha

Maine bhi essra kiya

Payal - dev ab tuh gaya

Mai- arre didi mousi ko khuch mat batana woh bina baat ke usske piche bahu bahu

kar ke lag jaayengi

Payal - thik hai sacch ugal abb

Mai- woh mere wife hai

Maine shir nicche kar liya

Payal - yeh dhekhoo uss sai jada toh yeh shrama raha hai aur khuch bhi haai toh

bata

Arav - arre riccha bhabhi ka nahi baataya kaya

Mai - haa saale tuh sab bata de

Payal - tuh kitna badal gaya hai gandi baate karta hai

Arav - nahi woh rista bata raha hai

Payal - abhi yeh aapki bhen thi toh riccha kon hai

Arav - kaya janu yaha aayi thi

Payal - kaya janu par esska naam toh masoom bataya tha mai bhaag kar shidiya

chaadnai laga aur bhaag kar chat par pahuchate hi gate band kar diya

Payal - maine bola gate khol dev

Mai - nahi aap marrogi

Payal - woh toh marungi hii

Mai- toh wahi rahoo

Arav -ek minute picche hat jaaiye

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Payal picche hat gayi

Mai gate sai chipak ke khada tha

Arav nai gate par laat mari aage gir nai wala tha maine haath aage kar diya mai

hawa mai ruk gaya

Mai jhatake sai utha - kaya kar raha hai bhai

Arav nai payal ke taraf dhekha -_didi esski do wife aur teen aur aane waali hai

ek meri bhen janu ,dusri sona ,tisari esski lover komal ,aur riccha woh hai

jisnai black saadi pheni hai ,aur masoom bhi hai

Mai- harmkhor kar kaya raha hai

Payal di bus bina khuch bolo muh khol kar kadhi thi

Arav - aur koo nayi hai toh bata

Mai-bhai hua kaya baat toh bata de

Woh mere pass aaya aur dhirre sai - woh baat yeh naa

Mai - haa bol bhai

Ussnai meri gardan pakad lii

Mai- pagal hoo gaya hai kaya

Arav - chup beth meri bhen sai shaadi karega yaa nahi

Mai -bhai yah yeh baat dhekh haath hata gussa aa raha hai

Ussnai haath haata liya

Arav - mai toh bhul hi gaya hi tha aap toh maharaaj hai maaf kaariye aapki vajah

sai hi toh mai zinda huu

Mai - yaar lagata hai tuh gusse mai hai abhi

Sidhiyo sai awwaj aayi ussnai haath aage kiya usse haatho sai

Woh nikal aur gate pate ek shield jasa khuch ban gaya

Mai - tuh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya aur "RAGE SHIELD " Kisnai shikaya tujhe

Usski aakhe laal thi

Mai- dhekh tezz saas yeh gusse sai hoo raha hai

Arav - bata jaldi sai shaadi karega ki nahi

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Mai- meri baat su......nn n

Ussnai ek guss mara mai piche gisata hua girnai wala tha maine apna haath jamin

par rakh kar ruk gaya

Phir mai kahda hua aur apne haath faila diye

Mai- dhek ruk jaa bhai di ko chot lag jayegi

Arav - tujhe pata hai kaayi dino sai uss pata nahi kaya hoo raha hai din bhar

roti rahaeti jaise koi usse maar raha tujhsai kaha sabkoo apnai saath raakaha

kar woh tujhe nahi baataene deti hai par mujhe abb bardast nahi hota hai wo

ronne laga

Maine apna haath niche kiya aur usse gale laga liya

Mai- bhai tunne bataya kyu nahi haa etna sab khuch hoo gaya haa

Arav - bhai apni powers le le par meri bhen koo ko ab dard mat de bhai mai haath

jodata huu

Meri aakhe bhi khud koo rok nahi paayi

Saach kahete ess duniya mai payaar sai bhadh kar sayad khuch nahi hai

Mai- bhai kaha hai woh abhi

Aur tujhe yeh sab kaise pata chala

Arav - pata nahi do tin din sai sapne aate the jab uthata tha toh yeh dhikata

tha

Mai- chal joh bhi hoo yeh sheild asse kabhi mat baanna yeh kahatanak hai

Arav - thik hai

Maine didi ki taraf dhekha unnhe hilate hue - didi kaya hua aap kaha dhekh rahi

hoo

Payala - haaha huuu uu

Mai- kaya huuu huu bolo khuch

Payal - yeh sab kaya hai

Mai chaloo dhikata huu

Maine ek light uss shiled par chhodi woh gayab hoo gayi

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Maine unnhe nicche lekar ayya

Shidhyioo par pata nahi kon aaya tha

Maine janu ko dhekha aur bhaag kar usse god mai utha liya aur ghumane laga

Janu- aare baba kaya hau kaya hua

Mousi -kaya kar raha hai beta tujje sharam nahi aa rahi hai

Mai -apni wife ko gumma raha huu

Sab ke sab mere taraf

Maa - maine kaha usse niche utar

Mai - maa bhaut hoo gaya abb jamana kaya sochega

Mousi - kaya hoo raha hai yeh sab

Mai- yeh meri wife hai aur woh tenno bhi aur wo....

Maa - chup hoo jaa ab bus

Mai- nahi maa agar mai aaj chup rah gaya toh saayad khuch gaalt hoo jaye mere

dost nai meri aakhe khol di hai

Saloni -arre maa hum ess egnor kar rahe the toh yeh badala le raha hai

Manav - par esse god mai uthana

Janu- arre hum dono kaafi aache dost hai toh chalata hai

Mousa ji - dara hi diya tha tunne mai toh hairan hu ess majak par yeh saari

ladkiya chup kaise hai

Saloni nai khuch essara kiya

Sona - dhekhoo saloni yeh sab thik nahi yaha humari bezati ke liye bulaya hai

tumnai

Saloni- maaff karana mera bhai toda saa shaitaan hai bus

Mera toh dimag ghum gaya aakhir yeh sab ek tone mai kaise bol rahi hai

Mousi - humnai egnor ess liye kiya tha ki tum sabke saath rahoo sab nai bataya

ki tum kabhi bhi kahi bhi gayab hoo jaate hoo kayi dino ke liye

Mai- thik hai ek minute baad mai baat karata hu haa hello haa thik hai aa

jaunga

Mai phone kaan par laga kar bhar aa gaya arav bhi mere picche

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Hum dono bhar aaye

Arav - abe natak band kar kisi ka phone nahi hai

Mai- yaar bhenchoo sach batane par bhi koi yakkin naa kar raha hai aur tunne

dhekha sab kaise bol rahi thi

Arav - bhai sab ki 1 dino sai saath hai kaya pata kaya plan kiya hai

Mai - yaar abb toh mai sabko saath rakhana caah raha tha phir kyu

Saloni - kyuki maa nahi caahati hai

Mai- toh kaya hua maa toh har baat ko mana kar degi

Didi nai tappad mara diya

Saloni- tere liye maa sai bhadh kar ab payaar hoo gaya hai

Mai- toh kaya karu bato ess sabko mai akela kab tak chodunga

Saloni- kisi nai kaha tha tujh sai ki enn sab ke piche lagnai ko

Arav - yeh app galat bol rahi hoo abb

Saloni - app bich mai naa pade toh accha hoga

Mai - didi aapkoo hua kaya hai

Saloni- tujhe kaya hua hai abhi hum ettne bade dhuk sai bhar nahi nikale aur tuh

maa koo ek aur dhuk dena cahata hai

Chal mere saath jara

Woh mujhe ek room mai lekar gayi jaha sab thi

Mai- tum sab yaha kaise

Riccha - tumnai hum sabkoo dhoke mai rakaha haa

Mai- tum yeh naa khoo toh sahi hoga aur masoom tumhe sab pata hai phir bhi

Devika - app shannt raahiye

Riccha - yeh sab tumhari vajah sai hua hai naa tum aati naa kisi ko sach pata

chalata

Mai- tum ess sai asse baat nahi kar sakati hoo tum nahi jaanti ki ess nai kitana

khuch khoya hai mere liye

Saloni- toh kaya ahasaan kar rahe hoo ess par

Mai- didi abb app hadd kat rahi hoo

Saloni- toh mar de mujhe aur le le apni jaan ka ahasaan

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Devika - chii app ki soch kitani ghatiya hai ennke payaar ko ahsaan ka naam de

rahi hoo

Mai - toh kaya aap logo dhikawa kar rahe the tab sai

Arav - bhai yeh logo toh ladnai lage

Janu- bhai aap bich mai naa padoo abhi

Saloni- dhekhoo tumnai esski jaan bachayi ess liye shukriya par Yeh abb kisi sai

shaddi nahi karega

Riccha - haa aapnai sahi kaha

Mai - ek minute ek minute maine apnne haathoo ko gumaya aur kamare ko sound

proof kar diya

Mai- continue karoo

Sona - dev yeh sab aakhir hai kaya

Mai chup chaap jakr beth gaya

Riccha - tum kon hoti hoo yeh pucchane wali

Sona - joh tum bhi nahi hoo

Masoom - kaya app sab ladana band karoge ess sai khuch nahi milega

Janu- haa tujhe apna hak mill gaya naa ess liye

Edhar mai aur arav bus unnhe dhek rahe the aur

Arav - bhai teri laganai waali hai

Mai - nahi lag gayi hai

Arav - yaar maine socha ki sab ek hoo jayengi

Mai - maine bhi par bhai yeh 21vi sadi hai khuch bhi hoga yaha

Arav- yaar maine kaya kar diya

Mai- tuh bhi shai hai maine toh apni bhen ke liye jaan de di tunne usse mukable

khuch nahi kiya

Arav - ab esaka haal kase nikalega

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Mai- assa karata huu yah sai kahi dur bhaag jata hu

Arav - janu koo leta jaa

Mai- tuh bhi naa bhai bus majak kar raha th

Arav - woh dhek aa gaya tera majak

Saloni - tum yaha shannti sai kaise beth sakete hoo

Mai- aap log phele lad lo

Devika mere pass akar beth gayi - mai toh aapke saath hamesha huu

Sona - par hum nahi uss din mujhe ek ladke ke saath dhek liya toh etna badak

gaye aur aaj khud par sharam nahi aa rahi

Mai - tum sab hi toh kahti thi humme koi pareshani nahi

Saloni - toh kaya tuh sabse shaadi karata pherega maa mar dalegi tujhe

Mai - ussi liye toh ab tak khuch kiya nahi

Saloni- chal chal etna shida mat ban sab jante hai ki ladke kaise hote hai

Mai- app etna kyu bol rahi hoo yeh aapka matter nahi hai

Janu bhi mere pass aa gayi - mai bhi tumhare saath huu joo bhi hoo ab.

Sona - tum dono pagal hoo gayi hoo

Devika - nahi bus hum samaye ki nazakat ko samajh rahe hai

Riccha - kaise manaogi apne ghar waloo aur logo koo

Janu- usski chinata mai aage chod deti huu kaya hua mai usski tension kyu loo

Mai - masoom tumhe kaya hua kyu chup hoo

Masoom - kaya bolo khuch baccha hi nahi hai

Devika - aisa karti huu ki tum sabki yaadass mai sai ennko nikal deti huu

Hum sabki nazar sidhe ussi par gayi yeh kaya bol diya ess nai

 

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Shikha -wohh ..................

Dhaadh

Mai- yej goli kaha sai kahli

Mai turant bhagata hua andar aaya toh waha par 5 log guns lekar khade the

Ussnai ek aur fire kiya

Goli pari ki body sai chu kar niche gir gayi

Adami-bhenchod essi goli lag kyu nahi rahi hai

(App logo ko dyaan hoga jab dev nai pari ko bacchaya tha tab apana kavach

pehenaa diya tha aur vapas nahi kiya kabhi kabhi khuch baate bhulana bhi accha

hota hai

Sabnai ek saath fire kiya mai tezzi sai uske aage aa gaya aur haath faila diye

4ro goliya mere haatho mai lagi

Mai aage bhadha aur talwar nikal kar unnki gardan ek jahtke mai uda di

Pari akar mera haath dhekene lagi

Pari- bhai app yeh kavach le loo aapka khoon nikal raha hai

Maine uska cehara pakada - tujhe bhadh kar nahi hai mera khoon abhi band hoo

jayega

Sab logo muh khole humme dhekh rahe the maine etna bhi dayaan nahi diya ki waha

par sabhi the mai saayad shikha ke pass gaya tabhi aaye honge

Mai- arav bhai jara etnki body ka khuch kar aur app sab log jo bhi puchana hai

devika bata degi aapkoo

Arav - bhai chal humme hi thikane lagana hoga ennhe

Mai- huuu chal

Phir humm dono unnki lassh ko lekar picche kheto mai aa gaye

Mai store room mai gaya aur khudayii ka samman lekar aaya

Aur hum dono gadha khodane lage todi dher baad

Arav- huuuuhhhuuhhh bhai yaar apne bhaiyoo ka khuch kar saale har baar khuch

naya soch lete hai

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Mai pasina pochate hue -huuuhhufffffff haa bhai karta huu khuch haramaiyoo ki

vajah sai aaj khudayi karnai pad rahi hai

Arav- kaya bola be

Mai- abe khudayi not ...

Arav - haa haa samajh gaya bheno yeh saala gadha humme gadha naa banawa de maine

fawada side mai rakaha aur khudi hui mitti par beth gaya woh bhi mere saath beth

gaya

Mai-yaar jadu sai sab khuch kitana assan hai par sala boring bhi

Arav- abe time bhi. Bachata hai naa

Mai- chal be mujhe hi pata hai saala essi ki wajagh sai saari mujhe kichati

raheti hai kyuki mai kabhi bhi kahi bhi jaa sakaata hu

Arav -waise tere maje hai bhai yaar har ek chiz hai terre pass

Mai- par kaya fayada jab enn sabke liye time hi nahi milata hai

Arav - bhai cia ki baaja di ek aur kah raha hi time nahi milata hai

Mai- par yaar mujhe lagata hai Ki mai khuch jada tezz jaa raha huu toda tharaw

lana padega apni life mai

Arav- toh apne har kaam koo agent ke dimag sai solve kar aur yeh talwar aur yeh

yaha sai waha fudakana band kar de

Mai- haa sahi kaha ek minute kaya bola saale fudakana ruk maine usska sir pakad

kar mitti mai gussa diya aur chhod diya

Arav- tuuhhhhtuuhhhhfffuuuhhh aabe yeh kaya kiya saara face kaharab kar diya

shai baat bataoto toh bhi galat hai

Mai - haa chal tunne joh bola sahi hai

Fir hummnai usski lassho ko dafana diya aur andar aaye jaha mahol kaafi garam

tha

Mousi - eenta bada hoo gaya hai tuh ki humm sai yeh sab chupaya haa bol

Mai- woh mousi

Mousi- chal tujhe shaktiya milli toh thik par yeh shadi bhi kar lii accha hua ki

devika nai bata diya warana humme pata nahi chalata ki masoom aur riccha humari

bhau hai

Maine devika ki taraf dhekha

Ussnai aapni aakhe jhuka dii mai samajh gaya ki ussnai jada khuch nahi baataya

hai bus utana hi jitna chachi aur maa ko pata hai

Mai -sorry mousi aab aage sai nahi hoga

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Kiran (bua 2)- aur humm teeno sai toh tuhe milene kaa time nahi hai naa

Rani(bua 1)/Deepa (bua3)- haa shai kaha humme hai koon

Mai unnke pass gaya aur beth gaya - ayye app logo gussa mat ho mai sabke ghar

aunga aur 15 din rukunga bus

Rani - jaane de jhug mat bol

Mai - nhi sacch kah raha huu

Deepa - chal thik hai par yeh bata tujhe aur koi naam nahi mila joker ke alawa

Saare log hasane lage

Kiran - aaye chup karoo tum sab joker bhale hoo naam par ess sai aache acchoo ki

gilli hoo jati hai maine dhekhi hai esski fight sabji ki tarah katata hai yeh

Rani - accha beta g

Yeh bata ki yehi sab karega yaa sahi sai settle hoga abb do do biwiya hai toh

kaise sambhlega ennhe humare patiyoo sai hum hii nagi sambhalti hai

Dad - sachi kaha bhena mere sai bhi nahi sabhati hai yeh

Maa- accha raat koo miloo baatati huu aapkoo

Dad - uuhhh aare kaya karti hoo bacche hai yaha

Maa- bacche kaha baache woh koi baccha nahi hai shaadiya toh asse karata hai

jaise sabkoo ek saath indian ki cricket mai bharti kareyega

Mousi - kaya matlab

Mai- arre khuch nahi woh majak kar rahi hai aacha aaplog kaam karo mai aata huu

mousi jara bhai ki bike ki chaabhi dena

Mousi - jaa payal jaara usske chaahhi de de

Maine chaabhi li aur bike lekar nikalne hi wala tha kii

Masoom - rukoo kaha jaa rahe hoo

Mai- khuch nahi asse hi

Masoom- ennhe saath. Lete jaoo

Maine dhekha sona sir jhuka kar khadi thi

Mai - chloo bethoo fir

Mai usse lekar nikal pada jungle ki taraf

Kaafi dher baad

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Mai- kaya huaa aaj tum chup kyu hoo

Sona - khuch nahi soch rahi hu ki kaya .....

Mai - haa bolo

Sona - kaya sach mai tum mujhe payaar karete hoo yaa fir aapni jaan bachane ka

ahassan pura kar rahe hoo

Mai- aisa khuch nhai hai par mai tumhe batana caahunga ki meri andar ek shakti

hai joo tum sabkoo meri taraf attract karati hai

Sona mujhe picche sai pakadati huii - joh bhi hoo par ek baat bataoo app humm

sabkoo kaise sambhaloo app ek aur sab 5 hai

Mai- woh sab mai dhekh lunga bus tum sab ek saath suhagaraat mai mat mannanai

koo kahana

Ussne mere seene mai nakhun chuba diye

Mai-- ahhhh kaya kar rahi hoo

Sona - badi jaldi hai suhagraat kii

Mai - kyu tumhe nahi kaya

Sona - jada mat udoo abhi ussmai time hai

Maine bike roki

Sona -kaya huaa

Mai - woh saamnai jharana dhekh rahi hoo waha ek bahut bada desh hai par waha ka

raja todha saa sanaki hai

Sona - usske andar janna hai

Mai- nahi pagal waha gaye aur bhar aaye toh 1 mahina kahatam hoo jayega

Sona- accha yeh wahi jagah hai kaya

Mai - haa wahi jagah hai

Sona - kitna accha sunder saa hai

Mai- kaya bola sunder saa

Sona- haa kitana chotta saa dhik nahi raha kaya

Maine usse pakada aur kiss kar diya aur usski aakhoo

Maine usski aakho par haath rakaha aur picche hat gaya

Mai- abb dhekhoo maine apana haath hata diya

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Sona nai jaise hi dhekha

Sona- wow it's amazing

Mai- jab tumnai chhota kaha toh bada ajjeb laga

Sona- ek minute jab tum vaise bhi kar sakete the toh fir kiss kyu kiya

Mai- jaoo mai baat nahi karata manna kiya naa mera mind mat read kiya karoo

Mai waha sai aage bhadh gaya

Sona - sunoo toh sahi

Mai- nhi mujhe tumsai baat nahi karanai hai

Sona- aare maaf kar do naa mai aage aisa nahi karungi

Mai aage bhad ja paani ke jharnai mai jaane. Hii wala tha ki ussnai mujhe pakad

kiya

Sona- please aisa mat karoo nahi toh mai roo dungi

Maine usse khicha aur pathar ke sahare kadha kar diyaa

Aur usske chin(todhi)ko toda saa uthaya

Mai dhirre sai - accha tum roo dogi

Sona -haa mai roo dungi

Maine usse pakada aur pani ke andar aa gaya

Sona -yeh kaya kiya mai gilli hoo gayi

Mai- sach baatoo tum gilli hoo gayi

Sona- haaa mai ....you ...naughty todha sharam karoo

Mai- bhige hai hum bhige hoo tum

Chodo bhi do ab yeh sharamna

Aur bolo dil sai ki tumhe chaand par hai janna

Sona- chaad par kyu jana mujhe toh tumhsai hai dil lagana

Eetnai bhi kaya jaldi hai toda sabra karoo ek din tumhi ko hai sab dhikhana

Maine uski kamar pakadi ussnai mere shirt ke batan

Aur kiss shuru hoo gayi

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Sona ki smooching teezz honne lagii ussnai dono hatho sai meri garadan pakadi

aur jeeb mere muh mai daal dii

Mai usske kapdo ke andar sai haath daal kar usske mulayam pit koo sahala raha

tha

Ki ussnai kiss todhi

Sona- hhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhfuuuuuhhhhhhhhh woh apni saase sambhal rahi par mujhe

toh abhi aur caahiye

Maine usse khicha aur usski gardan par panii ke saath usse chusanai laga

Sona - ohhhh siiiiiii mat karoo naa mujhsai yaha bardash nahi hota

Mai - toh mat karoo naa kon kaha raha hai karnai koo

Sona - aahhhh nahi nahii waha nahi oohhhh my godd uffffff toda aram sai karoo

naa chochlate nahi huu joo asse chuus........sshhiiiiiaram sai

Mai ussi chuchiyoo koo masal aur chus raha tha

Mai- yeh meri favrouite chochlate hai jismai dood bhi aata hai

Sona - ohhhhh haaa asse hii par abhi nahi aayega naa

Mai- muuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh yeh panni ki bunde tumhari sharir par padte hi mitti lag

rahi hai

Ussnai mujhe dhaka diya aur aage bhad gayi maine usse usse picche sai pakad

liya

Sona -ouuuch aare abb bus bhi katoo kaya yahi shuhagraat mana loge

Mai- man toh kar raha haii

Sona-aaj bada payaar aa raha hai mujhe milane kyu nahi aate jab etna payaar aata

hai mujh par

Mai- ab toh tum mere saath hii rahogii

Sona - haa wohh toh ooohhh nahi nahi dev waha nahi

Maine usski jeans mai haath dal diya -todaha saa bus

Sona- ok thik hai jada nahi warana fir mujhe mat kahna kaya karwa diyaa

Maine haath aage bhadane hi gaya kii

Guuuhhhh guuuuhhhhhhhh

Mera face doo minute mai murjha gaya

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Sona mere seene par sir rakh kar hasane lagi

Mai bhi todha saa hasa aur phone utha liya

Mai - haa maa kaya hua

Maa - kaya hua ke baache saa. Yaha hai aur tuh waha kaya kar raha hai

Mai- aaya bus maa aaya

Maa- jaldi aa aaj ladkoo waalo ke ghar janna hai

Mai- ji aaya bus todhi der mai

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Sona tezz teZz hasani lagi

Mai- dhekhoo asse mat hasoo

Sona - apna face dhekhoo jaise kisi baache kaa khilona chin liya assi shakal

bannayi hai tumnaii

Mai- aagali baar nahi chodunga dhekhana

Sona - phele apne ess phone koo band rakaha karoo

Mai - eeski tohhh maii aaree nahii

Guuse mai sala phone pani mai gir gaya

Maine pani mai jakar phone nikala aur bhar aaya

Sona- haaaa haaaaa haaaa karoo gussa aur karoo

Usski hasi dhekh kar todhi irritation hoo rahi thi par dill koo uss sai kahi

jada sukoon mil raha tha

Mai- chale abbb yaha yahi comedy show khulawa doo

Sona - haa haa chalooo fuuhhhhhh ji maa abhi aayaa sorry sorry

Mai- abb bus bhi karoo naa

Sona - sorry chaloo

Phir mai bike par usse lekar nikala

Sona - waise yaha aaye kyu the

Mai- mai toh agency jaa raha tha tum aa gayi toh soccha tumhe ghuma jaaauuu

Sona- saach mai aaj mai bhaut khush huu

Mai- par mai nahi

Sona- aare kyu dil chhota karate hoo mai tuhari toh huu kaha bhaagi jaa rahii

huu

Mai- wohh toh par mere saath har baar asse hii hota hai koi naa koi bich mai

taang aada deta hai

Sona- toh kisi angargi mam ko pata loo aur jaate hi shuru hoo jana

Mai- maaaiii.........nahhi kaya bol rahii hoo

Sona- aare hakala kyu rahe hoo mind padhu kaya

Mai- nahi tumhe meri kasam

Sona-yeh kasam wasam mat diya karoo tumnai mana kar diya wahi bhaut hai abbb

chaloo jaldii

Mai bike kii speed bhadaha diii aajj toh baal baal bach gaya

 

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UPDATE 110 -A

Mai ghar aaya aur bike ko park kar ke andar gaya

Payal- aa gaya kaha tha etnai dher sai

Mai- bus asse hi ghumane gaya tha

Payal- tujhe jana nahi hai kaya

Mai- kaha janna hai

Payal- tilak ceremony hai naa kal usski tayari karani hai

Mai- toh vo sab toh bhai karata hai naa

Payal- bus dhikha diya naa parayapann

Mai- aare didi mai kah raha huu ki woh sab manav bhai karange naa

Saloni -haa par aur kaam nahi kar sakata kaya tuh

Mai-kaya karana hai

Payal - yeh bhai pata nahi kisi kaam mai busy hai tuh jakar kapade lekar aa jo

kal unnki family koo denna hai

Mai- accha toh list doo naa ki kitanae bacche hai addami hai aur kitnai ladkiya

yaa aurate hai sab lee aata huu

Payal- maa lenna woh list

Mousi -abhi laayai pata nahi kaha rakh dii hai

Mai- aap log nikaloo mai aaya

Saloni - abb kaha chala

Mai- kaya abb bathroom bhi naa jau

Saloni- toh khadda kaya jaa naa

Mai waha sai bathroom mai gaya aur halaka hua

Kdev- kaya kar raha be

Mai- muth mar raha huu saale dhik nahi raha kaya

Kdev- tere bus kaa aur khuch. Naa hai

Mai- abhi tujhsai bhes kaa time nahi hai bhaut kaam hai

Kdev - yaar ek baar meera sai milawa de naa

Mai- hup baad mai abhi kaam hai

Knock knock

Mai- aaya

Mai bhar aaya

Dad - kaya kar raha tab sai aur baats kis sai kar raha hai

Mai- khuch nahi woh buss asse hii gane gaa raha tha

Dad nai mera shir chua - dimag par chot nahi lagi teri

Mai- aaya mousi dad baad mai baat karana

Maine list lii par yaar ladkiyoo aur auratoo kaa mujhe kaya pata kaa aacha

lagega

Payal didi apne baal sahi kaarti hui mere pass aayi -yeh lee card

Mai- abb app galat baat kar rahi hoo

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Payal- kaya hau abb tujhe

Mai- bhai bolati hoo aur paise deti hoo etnae sai kaam ke liye

Payal- aare bhaut jada hoga samajha

Mai- 100-200 carore todhi lagenge

Mousi/mousa - kaya bola 100carore hai tere pass

Oye teri jaban fisal gayi

Mai-arre kaya baat karate hoo mousa jii raw kaa agent huu koi anil ambani kaa

damad nahi

Payal - phir bhi le jaa kam pade toh esse use kar lenna

Mai-kaha naa nahi caahiye

Saloni- chilla kyu raha rahene doo naa app jab esski jeb khaali hogi toh maja

aayega

Yaar saari baat ek taraf pata nahi kyu mujhe yeh baat acchi nahi lagi

Mai- accha yeh baat hai toh didi jara unnhe phone lagoo

Payal- kise

Mai- jija ji koo

Mousa -aare tujhe kaya hua

Mai- app lagoo toh sahi

Kiran - kaya karana caah raha hai

Mai- arre meri bua aabb bus app dhekati jaoo

Payal- mere pass noo nahi hai

Mai- chaloo abb jhut chodo samajhi

Payal didi mujhe khich kar bhar le gayi aur ek chapat mere sir par mara

Payal- sab ke sammnai bolana jaruri hai kaya

Mai- aap bhi naa noo doo natak kyu kar rahi hoo

Payal- dhek unka pariwar toda uss type kaa hai kah khuch galat mat bola denna

Mai- matab

Payal- bus etna bata duu ki mama(mere dad ) ke relation aur dad ke business ki

vajagh sai uhhonai kaafi badi rakam maangi hai

Mai- matalab dahej (dowary)

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Payal - haa aaj kal yeh common hai

Mai- yeh girkanooni hai

Payal- jaane de tere jija ji kaafi aache hai bus unnke ghar waale toda saa hai

bus

Mai- kitnae maage hai

Payal - jaane dee naa le tuh no le payaar sai baat karana

Mai- abb toh karani hii padagi

Payal- dhekh yeh araange sai jada love marriage hai toh khuch galat mat bol

denaa

Mai- ekk baat batoo tab sai apnai pan kaa dindhora pit rakaha hai aur mujhe

khuch bataya nahi

Payal- dad nai manna kiya tha kahi mama madad naa kare essi liye

Mai- thik hai doo

Maine noo liya aur arav ko bulaya aur usse baat batayi

Arav- dhekh kanoon toh hai yaar par bhai teri bhen ki life kaa sawal hai rahaene

dee

Mai-yaar phir unnhe dhikhana padega ki yeh rajput family kaya chiz hai

Arav -matlab kaya

Mai- rukk

Maine phone milaya

Mai- hello namaste jija ji

Viraj- namaste kon hai manav

Mai- nahi mai unka chhota bhai dev bol raha huu

Viraj - haa bolo kaya baat hai

Mai- mai kahana caah raha huu ki kal sabkoo denne hai gifts toh kyu naa unnke

pasand ke hi diye jaaye

Viraj-matalb kaya hai

Mai- yahi kii aap sabkoo lekar aa jaaye kisi bhi mall mai aur joh bhi lenna hai

le le

Viraj - huuu ek minute ek baat baatoo payal nai bataya tha kii usske dad ko

dikat hai abhi unn paiso ko bhi ekkhata karnr mai phir etna charcha kyuu

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Mai- waise kitana hai

Viraj-10carore hai

Mai- kaya 10 carore

Viraj - dhekhoo mai toh phele bhi esske khilaf huu maine uss sai kaha ki humm

bhaag kar shaadi kar lete hai par woh kahati hai ki pariwar ke saath rahana hii

sahi hai

Mai- aapko sharam nahi aati shaadi hoo rahi yaa saman ki sell hoo rahi hai mana

ki unnka business hai par etna yeh jada nahi hai

Viraj- dhekhoo abb ess baat kaa koi matlab nahi hai saari baate hoo gayi hai

Mai- chaloo phir app logo koo bhi pata chalana caahiye ki saayad yeh joh aanai

maanga hai naa eetna toh hum ghumani mai uda dete hai

Viraj - aakhir tum hoo kon

Mai- kabhi naam suna hai mashoor industrialist suraj rajput kaa naam mai unnka

beta hu

Viraj- kaya par unnka beta toh kisi accident mai mara gaya tha

Mai- kyu jinda koo mar rahe hoo aur rahi baat meri bhen ki toh unnki baat mai

aapsai mil kar karunga

Viraj - kal hii kar lete hai sab

Mai- accha kal toh phir tilak ke baad chaenge

Viraj- ok thik hai

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Arav- karana kaaya caah raha hai tuh

Mai- bus dil too tasali

Mai andar gaya

Saloni- gaya nahi abhi tak

Mai- payal didi app mousa ji aur mousi jara room mai anna

Bina khuch bole

Mai room mai chala gaya todi dher baad sab aaye

Mousa - kaya baat hai beta

Maine saari baate unnhe baatayi ki kaha jaanna hai aur kab

Payal- tuh pagal hoo gaya hai kaya

Mousa- beta dhekho mai bhai shab sai pasie nahi le sakata huu

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Mai- unnka ek paisa nahi lagega sab khuch mera hai

Payal- kyu kar raha hai yeh sab

Mai- kaya matalab kyu kaya bus mai yaha kahnne aur shaadi mai namaste karanai

aaya huu

Mousa - par beta woh log acche nahi damad ji ko chod kar

Mai- sabkoo thik kar dunga mai

Woh tenno chup hoo gaye

Mai- kaya hua

Mousi-wohhh.wohh

Mai- woh kaya

Payal- teri aakhe kaisi hoo gayi hai

Maine apni aakhe band ki aur shir jahataka

Meri aakhe phir normal huii

Mai- abb aap logo chinta chodo aur aram karoo abb shaadhi mujh par chhod doo

Mousa -par beta kaya yeh thik hoga

Mai- kaya abhi tak joo hua thik hua aap logo nai hummr batana hi jaruri nahi

samajha abb joo hoga kal hogaa

Payal - kahi khuch galat naa hoo jaye

Mai- aap darati kyu hoo abhi mai zinda huuu naa

Payal- tuh kar toh lega naa

Mai- daroo mat sab hoo jayega

Abb aap jaao mai chala sonne subah utha dena

Woh sab chale gaye maine sandy aur shiva ko phone kar ke sab samjhaya

aur soo gaya