Kamdev ka Aashirwad complete

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Update 41

Bus aake ruk jaati hain ek dhabe par aur sab ke sab nashte paani ke liye utar padte hain. Shruti aur Himani bhi bhook ke maare utar jaate hain aur ek nazdeeki kursi table le lete hain.

Shruti : oh god bua! Kitni bhook lagi hai!

Himani : hmmmm teri umar hai hi bhookh ke kabil!

Shruti : oh god bua bas bhi karo!

Himani : varna itna saj dhaj ke kyon aati mere saath! (Haath aage karke gaal dabati hui)

Shruti : vaise voh aadmi to aise ghur raha tha ke bas mano! Ohh

Himani samajh gayi ke voh us bidi wale shaks ki baat kar rahi thi. Himani natkhat hone lagi us mudde ko leke aur Shruti ko chirane lagi.

Himani : hmmmmm to rajkumari ko voh tharki bhaa gayi! Mmmm

Shruti : (apni selfie lete lete ruk gayi) KYA??? Bua!!!!!!! Pagal ho aap! (Hans pari)

Himani : are chulbuli nakhrewaali! Are teri umar bali hain! Isme behek na lazmi hai!...(dheere se aage jaake) tu fikar mat kar..tu vapas meri jagah beth jaa bus me. (Aankh mar leti hain)

Shruti hairan reh gayi bua ke baaton se aur sach pucho to thodi geeli bhi hone lagi neeche. Jeans me kaid bur ko masalke bas yaha vaha dekhne lagi.

Himani samajh jaati hain uski nakhre ko aur table ke neeche se hi apni ek heel leke upar Shruti ki sudol jaangh par ghisne lagi.

Shruti kaamp uthi....

Heel ki tok uski bur ki honton ke kaafi nazdeek thi....

Shruti : bua kuch zyada nahi ho raha hai?? (Masoom acting karke)

Himani : mmmmmmmmmm tu kehti hain to ruk jaati hoon!

Shruti aankhein band kar leti hain aur ise jawab samajh ke Himani ab heel se jaangh masalne lagi aur jaise hi heel ki tok se uski bur me dhasne hi wali thi tabhi aajata hain waiter.

Lamba mustanda sa aadmi. Kandhe pe gamcha aur uski balisht maujudgi se Himani kamp uthi. Shruti bhi aankhein khol leti hain.

Waiter : boliye madamji (Himani ki aur) kya laoo?

Himani : (tease ke saath Shruti ko dekhke) tu kya legi?

Shruti : mmm do lassi leke aayie!

Himani : bhayia zara gadha banana! (Muskkurake Shruti ki aur aankh marti hain)

Shruti lal lal tamatar ki tarah sharma jaati hain aur vapas apni cell pe dhyan dene lagi.

Himani vapas heel ka khel jaari rakhti hain aur Shruti vapas vahi expression dene lagi aur is baar to dil khol ke ehsaaas ka anand lene lagi. Saamne pade glasss ko kass ke daboch leti hain.

Himani ko is garam lohe ka kuch karni thi aur jhat se Shruti ko leke washroom ki aur chali jaati hain.

Washroom nihati gandi thi aur aise mahol me bua bhatiji andar agaye aur kyonke koi aur nahi thi to Himani kass ke apni tapti honton ko Shruti ki honton se jod leti hain.

Shruti is hamle se khauff me aagayi aur jhat se bua se alag hoti hain "mwaaa! What the hell BUA???? Pagal ho gayi ho kya aap!".

Himani : are pagli tu jitni tadap rahi thi vaha table par...utni garmi door karne ke liye yeh karni padi mujhe! Samjhi? (Gaal pe chikoti maarke)

Shruti : lekin bua yeh sab???

Himani : kyon re nakhrewaali! Jab tu (haath ko peeche leke uski baalon ko sulgati hui) apni hi bhabhi ki bur me aag laga sakti hain to main kya teri nahi le sakti kya????

Shruti ki pairo tale zameen khisak gayi aur aankhein badi badi karke bua ki aur dekhne lagi.

Shruti : mmmma maaiinn??? Nahi bua .....voh us din....

Himani :. Dekh kuch nautanki mat kar! Tere or Pooja ki saare khel me jaanti hoon! Shuru se dekhti aayi hoon ke kis tarah bahu ke saath pesh ayi ho!

Shruti ki saas tez ho gayee.

Himani : chal main ek khel khelti hoon tere saath!

Himani ko ek gandi tarkeeb sujhne lagi aur nakhre karke Shruti se uski purse chin leti hain aur apni pallu me chipa leti hain.

Shruti kuch confused sa hone lagi aur dono nikal pade washroom me se.

Dono table par pahuch jaate hain aur lassi pee lete hain. Saath saath kuch aloo ke parathe bhi khaa lete hain. Tapti garmi me bhookh to kas ke lagi thi dono ko.

Shruti : layiye bua purse layie!

Himani nakhre karke "haaiii dayia purse bhul ayi kya???" (Pallu me purse chupati hui, apni bhi aur uski bhi)

Shruti khel samajh jaati hain aur hairan reh jaati hain bua ke is shaitani chaal pe. Embarrassment me voh phir bol padi "buaa!!!! Please....aisa mat karo! Paise kaise denge!

Himani : haiiiiiiiii!! Rajkumari ko tension aa gayi! Kahin juthe bartan na dhone pare!!! (Aankh marti hui).

Shruti ki dil zor se dhadakne lagi aur jism me ajeeb hulchul hone lagi. Ek to aisi ganv ka dhaba upar se aas paas ke low class logo ko dekhke voh to pehle se hi thodi nervous thi.

Aise me Himani muskurane lagi aur waiter ke aane ka intezaar karne lagi. Shruti baar baar purse ke liye binti karne lagi par uski bua atal thi.

Dekhte hi dekhte waiter aajata hain aur Shruti pasine me taptap karne lagi. Himani ki chehre par ek nakhrili muskaan agayi uski haal dekhkar.

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Lekhak se kuch chan alfaaz :

Doston, yun to Sumitra Devi ke parivaar me Pooja aur Amit ke darmiyan mahol bahut garam ho chala hain aur Nalini bhi bahut jald ek nayi zindagi mein kadam rakhegi, hum chalte hain Bhim ke ganv ki aur kuch samay ke liye!

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Update 42

Waiter ko nazdeek aate dekh Shruti buri tarah ghabra gayi aur baar baar bua ki aur dekhi jaa rahi thi "buaa!! Please!!! Purse dedo!".

Ab Himani muskurake bas peeche ki aur peeth dhakelne beth gayi aur Shruti ki masoom chehre ke bhav dekhke maze lene lagi.

Shruti apas me apni ungliyan dhas leti hain aur neeche talwer bhi nervous hoke apas me ghisne lagi.

Jaise hi voh bande ne bill patka table par, Shruti ki maathe me se ek laar pasina guzar ke gir pari table par, tabhi vaha pe Himani kuch notes rakh deti hain aur Shruti ki jaan me jaan agayi.

Ab jaane ka vaqt ho chuka tha aur dono bus ke liye nikal pade. Jaise hi bethe Himani ek kaatil muskaan dene lagi aur uski baalon ko sulgake bol padi "tujhe kya laga...khel sirf tu aur Pooja hi khel sakti hain!"

Shruti hairan reh gayi aur Himani phir use kehne lagi ke Nalini ke saath ki gayi harkat ko voh dekh chuki thi. Sharam se Shruti pani pani ho gayi thi. Kuch bol nahi payi.

Shruti kehti bhi to kya..bas chupchaap bethi rahi. Shukar tha ke voh bidi wala banda bhi vaha se jaa chuka tha tab tak.

Bus ab manzil ki aur chal pada.

Himani ne mann hi man Shruti ki bezati ki ayojan kar chuki thi aur mann hi mann chahti thi ke yeh shubh kam Bhim ke haathon ho!

Is vichaar se hi voh hans padi aur chain se aankhen mund ke peeche ki aur beth gayi.

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Kuch hi minto ke baad bus manzil pahuch jaati hain aur

neeche utarte hi Shruti ki mann me bahut sankoch aane lagi aur aaju baju ke mahol dekhke ghabra gayi.

Shruti (bua ke kareeb chipki hui) oh god bua! Aap ka sasural to kafi ajeeb jagah pe hain!

Himani (moo banake) teri maa jaisi kismat kaha re beti! Ab dekh to zara koi auto vagarah bhi milta hai ke nahi!

Shruti aaju baju dekhne lagi ke tabhi ek autowala aajata hain. Ganv me pehli baar itni saji dhaji mahilao ko dekhke uske badan me hulchulen paida ho gaya aur turant ruk pada.

Rikshawala : boliye maddam! (Shruti ki top se jhalakti stan ki choti si darar ko dekhta hua)

Shruti bua ki aur dekhne lagi aur Himani bol padi "haan bhayia! Golanpudi ilake me jaana hai!".

Rikshawala : are maddam! Kaafi door hai..umm dekhiye 200 lagenge!

Shruti : kya???? 200?? Bahut zyada hai bhayia! Itni bhi kya mehnga!!

Himani purani chaalbaaz thi. Voh dheere se nasdeek ayi aur aisi jhuki ke uski sleeveless blouse ki beecho beech mote mote stan ki darar saaf dikhai dene lagi.

Himani (natkhat andaaz me) bha-aa-yia! Zara kam kijiye to sahi!

Rikshawala : mmmmmmm (randi saali Mann hi mann me) 150 tak karrrr sakta hoon!

Ab Himani ne apni lal lal manicure wali haathon ko uske jaangh par rakh di badi pyar se "mmm 150??".

Rikshawala : (tujhe to ek din bhari bazar me patkunga yeh keemt saree utarwa ke! Sochta hua) mmmmmmm 100 kaisa hoga madam!

Himani seedhi khadi hui aur badi pyar se boli "shukriya bhayia, ab chalo bhi!..Ao Shruti!"

Rikshawale ne ab trouser ko adjust karne laga aur un dono ke vartalab dekhke Shruti dang reh gayi. Dhabe ke time se voh apni bua ka kuch alag hi roop dekh rahi thi.

Dono beth jaate hain aur phir kya auto aage chal padi.

Shruti : (dheere se bua ki kaan me) my god bua! Aap dangerous ho!

Himani sirf muskurati hain aur Shruti ki masoom nervous chehre ko sirf dekhne lagti hain.

"Tujhe to aisa maza chakhungi ke game khelne se pehle do baar sochegi!"

Itna sochna tha ke phir Himani mann hi mann hans leti hain.

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Update 43

Vaha ghar pe Amit aur Pooja ki rasleela dekhke Gayatri aur Sumitra dono ki bechaini badti hi gayi aur jahaan ghar ke ek kone me hariyali hi hariyali thi, vaha dusre aur tanhai ka alam tha.

Phir Gayatri aati hain apni saas ki kamre me aur hairani se unhe dekhne lagi. Sumitra leti hui thi aur unki baahon me kasi hui thi unki swargvasi pati ki tasveer jo puri tarah se mote papiton jaise stan me dhas chuki thi.

Aise me nazar aati hain Sumitra ki mast machalti stanon ki darar jo safed blouse me se nazar aa rahi thi. Na jaane kyon yeh pura drishya Gayatri ko badi kamuk lagi. Voh matakti hui aajati hain Sumitra ke paas aur badi natkhat andaaz me unki kaan ki bali ko haathon se chune lagi.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm" sisak padi Sumitra aur jaise hi aankhein thodi khuli to puri ke puri badi ho gayee "bbbaahuu tttuuu????" Ghabra ke voh seedhi beth jaati hain aur tasveer ko peeche palang par rakh leti hain.

Gayatri : (khilkhila ke) are maaji! Koi baat nahin....sasurji ki yaad aana to badi samanya baat hain

Sumitra : (mann me : kambakht sab kuch dekh rahi thi) hmmmm nahi re aisi baat nahi bass kuch dino se yeh tanhai satane lagi

Gayatri ki hosh ud jaati hain aise khule alfaaz sunke apni saas ki mooh se aur aajati hain unke chehre pe ek kaatil muskaan.

Gayatri : maaji, yeh tanhai ka alam bada zalim hain! Na umr dekhti hain aur na paristithi. Ab ghar ka mahol hi pakad lijiye! Jahaan ek taraf mera beta do do bhog ek saath ek hi chat ke neeche laga raha hain, to dusre taraf hum....

Uske kehne se pehle hi jhat se khidkiyan khul jaati hain aur bahaar bijli ki kadakne ke saath shuru hoti hain halki halki baarish aur tez tez hawa. Aise me Gayatri apni hairpin khol leti hain aur baalon ko lehrane deti hain.

Uski khule gesuo ko dekhke Sumitra ki na jaane kyon jalan jaisi hone lagi. Uski bhi haath kaamp rahi thi.... Upar uth rahi thi par dhere dheere. Gayatri apni saas ki bechaini bhamp leti hain aur "uff maaji! Is me kya sharmana!" kehti hui haath ko peeche le jaake unki hairpin nikal leti hain aur aise me gir jaati hain lambe kaale safed baal.

Khule baal me Sumitra Devi badi haseen lag rahi thi aur kamuk bhi.

Gayatri se raha nahi gaya aur chan alfaaz apni saas ko sunayi.

"Yeh zulfen, yeh gesu aur yeh aap ki haya...na jaane kitno pe bijli gira ne ki kabiliyat rakhta hain maaji...na jaane kitno par keher laa sakte hain".

Apni bahu ki mooh se yeh alfaazon ko sunke voh hairan reh gayi. Kal tak sar neeche karke baat karne vali aurat aaj uske baalon ko kholke aur jee bhar uski tareef karne lag gayi.

Na jaane kyon unki chehre par aati hain ek kaatil si muskaan aur badi ada se apni surat pe haath rakhke mooh pher leti hain. Gayatri khilkhila uthi unki ada pe.

Gayatri : kya baat hai maaji...kuch zyada to nahi bol diya maine?

Sumitra : (mooh pherti hui uske taraf dheere se) naaaa riii .... Aisi baat nahin ....na najaane kyon bahu...(apni lambe zulfon pe haath pherti hui) yeh khule khule hi aache lag rahe hain.

Gayatri : jannat ki hoor lag rahi ho aap!

Sumitra sharma jaati hain

Gayatri : kaatil adaon ki Menaka lag rahi ho aap!

Sumitra ki saas phulne lagi

Gayatri : kaash aap pehle se hi in geuso ko khule hi rakhte....lagta hain sasurji inpe hi fida ho gaye the hai na maaji?

Sumitra buri tarah sharma jaati hain aur unki labon pe aajati hain ek kaatil muskaan.

Gayatri bhi ab biatar pe se uth jaati hain aur kamre se bahar nikalne se pehle phir se ek baar apni saas ki aur dekhke "inhe khule hi rakhiye!" kehke nikal jaati hain.

Sumitra dabe labon se gungunati hui balon pe haath pherne lagi aur na jaane kyon mann hi man khud se kehne lagi "hmmmm agar Amit ne mujhe aisa dekh liya to kya kehga! Hmmm kya voh apni hi daadi ki tareef karega....jaise voh Nalini ya Pooja ki karta hain......."

Phir use khayal ayi ke Amit unke khule baal se kaise khelta tha aur kabhi kabhi to tareef karne ke saath saath unke....

Eeesshhhh! Is khayal se hi voh sharma jaati hain. Ab aise ashubh vichaar voh kahe bhi to kisse kahe. Lekin haan baalon ko ab se voh nahi bandh ne wali thi. Yeh baat usne than li.

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Dusre aur rikshawala Shruti aur Himani ko ab manzil pe aajate hain aur nikalte hi Shruti ko ghinn si aane lagi mahol ko dekhke. Apni purse me se rumal nikal ke naak sikud leti hain "chii bua! Phuphaji ka ghar aisi jagah pe hain kya!!".

Himani to gandagi jaisi shabd bhul hi chuki thi jabse voh Bhim ki pyar aur vasna me pagal hui thi. Yaha tak ke use voh din bhi yaad thi jab Bhim use pura nanga karke uski puri jism ka bhog liya tha.

Us yaad se voh phir garam hone lagi aur ab apni asli rang me aake Shruti ki mast gulabi gaalon ko dabake boli "kaan phuphaji beti? Yeh to mera YAAR ka ghar hai!

...voh dekh!".

Shruti jo pehle se hi hairan pareshaan thi, peeche mudke dekhti hain to uski aankhein badi badi aur mooh khula ka khula reh gayi.

Saamne se Bhim aa raha tha unke aur chalke. Uske chehre pe tha beshamar muskaan.

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Update 44

Yun to Bhim khush bahut tha lekin Shruti ko dekhke use bahut tajub hua. Voh foran Himani ke paas jaata hain aur bade adab ke saath "malkin aap???"

Himani bhi natakya andaaz me "hmmm haan! socha kuch derh mil loon AAP se!".

Shruti "aap" ka upyog se thodi sehem gayi aur bua ke taraf dekhne lagi. Yeh bua itni adab se Bhim ke saath kabse pesh aane lagi. Voh badi soch me par gayi.

Shruti kuch kehti isse pehle use dekh Bhim laplapa gaya aur maano jaise abhi use khaa jayega. Voh foran undono mahilao se unke luggage leta hain aur "aao baby!...chalo malkin!" kehta hua ghar ki aur jaane laga.

Shruti ab bua ki aur phusphusane lagi jaate jaate " what the hell Bua!! Yeh to Bhim bhayia ka ghar hai! Aap to keh...."

Himani uski meethi meethi labon par ungli rakh leti hain aur ssshhh ka elaaan kar leti hain. Dono saath saath chal lete hain aur Himani jaan bujh ke aise matak matak ke chal rahi thi maano aas paas ke logo ko lubha rahi ho.

Uski matakti chaal ko Shruti dekhke hairat me aajati hain. Voh bas dang rehke peeche peeche jaane lagi.

Andar ek chote se kamre me dono aa jate hain. Kamra bada hi ajeeb tha, deewar pe heroines ke gande gande tasveer aur poster tange the aur ek to videshi aurten thi jinke nange stan par paan ki thuk jaisa kuch upadrav the.

Yeh ashlil drishya dekhke Shruti ko ghinn aagayi aur "chiiiii" kehti hui yahaan vaha dekhne lagi. Himani kamre ki dasha dekhke samajh gayi yeh shayad uske doston ka adda jaisa kuch hoga.

Shruti : chiii bua mujhe nahin rehna yaha! Itni gandi mahol hain!

Himani : are nigodi raani! Yehi to jagah hai jahaan teri jawaani ubhar ke ayegi.

Shruti : mm main kuchh saamjhi nahin!

Himani : areeee meri banno! In tasveero ko zara gaur se dekh! Aree zara inke tarah ban! Ab tu school ki bacchii nahi rahi (uske haathon ko jakadti hui vohi bistar par beth jaati hain) sun! Ab jo teri umar hai....usme machalna tadapna bahut zaroori hain ...(badi kamuk ada se) are is aag me to main khud bhi jal rahi hoon ree!!!! To tu kya cheez hai!!!!!

Shruti apni bua ki tez awaaz se ghabra gayi aur dang rehke uski aur dekhne lagi.

Himani : sun tu aaram kar....main zara shauch hoke aati hoon!

Aur voh chali jaati hain Shruti ko akele chorke. Tabhi uski watsapp par Gayatri ki sms aati hain.

G : beti thik se pahuch to gayi hai na pupha ke yaha?

Shruti apni bua ko badnaam nahin karna chahti thi....bas haan me reply dene lagi.

Bua ki baaton se ab asar hone lagi uspe!....kamra ganda to zaroor tha lekin na jaane kyon use laga ke use kuch azaadi ka ehsaas ho rahi thi.

Azaadi ki hawa shayad use zaroorat thi aur na chahte huye bhi voh deewaro tak jaati hain aur un heroino ki tasveero par apni pyari pyari haath pherne lagi.

"Kitni cheap poses de rahi hain!...lekin inhe dekhke mujhe kuch kuch kyon ho rahi hai!"

Phir uski nazar paan se thuki gayi voh nange tasveer par aati hain. Itni cheap aur itni ashleel drishya aaj tak Shruti ne nahin dekhi thi. Bua pe itna ghussa aa rahi thi ke jee me aya uski pol baki ke gharwalo ke saamne abhi ke abhi khol de!

Par voh karti bhi to kya! Saath saath uski bhi badnaami jo ho jaati. Ek aur mann tha ke uski abhi abhi 18 saal ki bali umar use chain se bethne bhi nahi de rahi thi. Na to koi bf aur nahi koi premi, upar se Pooja ne ussse na jaane kya kya karwaya.

Phoran use thodi chakkar si agayi aur voh jaake let jaati hain aankhein mund ke.

Kamre ki bahaar ek aur kamra tha jahaan chumme chumabano ki tez awaazein aa raha tha. Drishya kuch aisa tha ke Bhim ne Himani ko kass ke jakda hua tha aur betahasha use chum raha tha. Kabhi gardan to kabhi gaalo pe.

Uhmmmm uhnmh ki siskiyaan phut rahi thi uski mooh me se bas!

Phir kuch pal tak rukke voh Himani ki stan ko blouse ke upar se hi dabata hua uski aankhon me aankhen dale dekhne laga.

Bhim : aree meri chammo! Yeh nigodi ko yaha kyon leke ayi??

Himani : (ek kaatil muskaan deti hui) hmmmm kya karoon! Maa ko to nahi la payi par haan beti ko layi hoon! ...bechari tadap rahi hain jawani ki maare! (Stan pe pakde uske haathon pe apni ungliyan phirti hui) dekh Bhim! main chahta hoon ke tu usko bilkul meri tarah pyar kare!

Bhim dang reh gaya. stan ko aur jakad lera leta hain!

Himani : ouuch oiiii yeh tera musal nahi hai! Mere papite hain! Sambhal ke!

Bhim : lekkinnn kkahin...kkuch manjra to nahii hoga???

Himani : dekh Bhim main chahti hoon ke voh aur nikhar jaye aur uski bimari ka ilaaj sirf jawani ke injection se hi door hoga (aankh marke)

Bhim ka lauda tan gaya lungi me.

Bhim : badi kamini nikli tu!!!

Himani garv se apni stan uchal leti hain thodi aur badi ada ke saath use kareeb bulane lagi.

Phir kya ghapa ghap uchal kud shuru dono me! Chahe use aap kushti kahe ya badan ghisai. Dono nirvastra hoke hi ek dusre me kho gaye.

Bilkul uske baju ke kamre me Shruti aankhein mund ke leti rahi...safar se thak ke aur neend itni gehri ke saamne wale kamre ke nazare ka koi andaaza hi nahi tha usko.

Bhim pagalo ki tarah Himani ko chodhta gaya...urghhhh le saaliii!!!!! Urghhhh!!! Aur le!!!!!! Leeeee aurrr!!!!! Tujhe thokunga!!!!! Har dinnnnn!!! Urghhhhhhh!

Lund andar bahaar..bahaar andar

Bahut dino se chudai se mashroof Himani ek kutiya ki bhanti chud rahi thi..uski gori sudol taangein ab Bhim ki gand par phel gayi aur aankhein thi mund masti me! "Urghhhhhhh haaaan thok mujhe!!! Dekh main aagayi tere pas!!!! Aur thok mujhe!!!!!!! Uffffff tum saale ganv ke log!!!!!! Kamine ghodo ki fauj!!! Uughhhhgg main gayiiiii!

Bhim se raha nahi gaya aur uski matke me apna dahi udhel diya.

Himani sukoon me thi kyonke usne protection li thi. Dono pasine se taar taar ho chuke the aur nange hi lete rahe.

Himani : ufffff maza agaya re! Bahut sukh gayi thi khet bina baarish ke!

Bhim : (gaalon ko chumta hua) hmmmmm tu nahin sudhregi!

Himani hans padi aur ek fatafat uth ke apni saree blouse pehn leti hain.

Bhim : are leti rah na thodi derh aur!

Himani : areee! Ghar me koi aur bhi hai! Kahin voh nigodi hume aise dekh liya to kahin behosh na ho jaye! (Masoom banne ke natak me)

Is baar Bhim hans padta hain.

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Update 45

Kuch aur gulcharro ke baad Himani thodi ganv ki sair karne chali jaati hain.

Kuch derh Baad...

Shruti ki neend tuti to voh foran uth gayi aur bua ko dhoondhne lagi. Tabhi kamre me aajata hain Bhim.

Bhim : kaisi ho baby?

Shruti : thik hoon chacha! (Yaha vaha dekhke)

Bhim : are aapki Buaji zara bazaar gayi hain, abhi aajayegi.

Shruti : chacha ek baat puchu

Bhim : Haan baby!

Shruti.: Yehh...kamra itna .....itna ganda kyon hai?

Bhim kuch sankoch me aya aur yaha vaha dekhne laga. Usse kuch bola hi nahi jaa raha tha. Na jaane kya soch raha tha.

Shruti bas uske taraf dekhti rahi.

Bhim: baby! Yehh mera bhai ka kamra hai!

Shruti : o

Bhim : baby, main tumse kya kahoon! (Masoom dhong se) kamina itna ayaash aur ashlil hai! Are bazaru randi bhi nahi chorta hoga! Saala madarchod!!

Shruti itni ashlil shabd pehle kabhi nahi suni thi. Voh dang reh gayi aise alfaaz sunke apne hi naukar ke mooh se.

Shruti na jaane kyon thodi hans leti hain, hath ko mooh me dabaye.

Bhim sankoch me aagaya.

Shruti : hhehe ...sorry bhayia! Aisi galiyan to College ke ladko ko hi kabhi kabhi dete suni thi..chii aap mard log yeh shabd kaise istimal karte ho!

Bhim ko tarkeeb mil gaya usko uksane ka "jaise??"

Shruti thodi hichak gayi "ummmmmm nahiiii baba! Mujhse nahi boli jayegi"

Bhim : dekh tu mujhe bhai maanti hai na? Bol bindas bol!

Shruti : (thodi si hichak ke) hmmmm gg....gaandu....Bbb..behnchoo....

Oh gooddd nahiiii bhayia!! Isse zyada kuch nahi! (Nervous ho gayi)

Bhim : tujhe accha lagta hai aisi desi galiyan?

Shruti ki maathe pe pasina agayi, is baar phir se sirf awaaz bina hi.'madarchod' ka lipsing karne lagi aur foran hi uski tang apas me ghis gayi, voh garam hone lagi achanak.

Bhim : are baby! Yeh gaaliyan keval khunnas me nahi, kisi aur vaqt bhi kam aate Hain!

Shruti hairan reh gayee "bhayia! Kkya kehhna chahhte ho???

Bhim : (pura besharmi se) are pagli kahin ki! Sharirik sambhog ke vaqt!!!

Shruti : (harbarake) yyanni kkii ssexx???

Bhim : kya sex???? Voh kya hota hai?? .... Ari ruk tujhe batati hoon!!

Bhim apna cell nikal ke Shruti ko ek clip dikhati hain jo ek pure desi porn vid tha. Ladka ladki ki thukai kar raha tha.

Shruti ki nazar uspe aati hi aankhein badi badi ho gayee aur ghusse se Bhim ki aur dekhke peeche hat gayi "Bhayiaaa!!!!! Aap bahut gande ho!!!! Chiii! Mujhe nahin dekhna yh sab!

Shruti kamre me se nikalne hi wali thi ke Bhim uska haath ko tham leta hain kass ke aur fatak se use deewar ki aur sann leta hain.

Shruti is hamle se kaamp uthi.

Bhim : badi bholi mat ban! Jaise ki tu yeh sab kuch nahi dekhti haa???? Saali nautanki mat kar.....saaaali (usko sar se panv tak bhampta hua) aisi chikni sudol jism leke ghumogi to kya mardon ko kuch nahi hoga!!!!! Abe hijra samjha kya mujhe????

Bhim ka ghussa dekhke Shruti ki aankhein darr se bharne lagi. Bechari keval 18 saal ki hi thi aur aaj is situation me pala para tha ke jiska kuch samadhan hi nahi mil rahi thi use.

Kaash bua jaldi laut aye.....

Yehi soch thi aur maathe pe bharpoor pasina!

Bhim ab situation ka maza lete huye uske aur kareeb agaya aur dono kohniiyo ko deewar pe uske sar ke ird gird dhas liya.

Shruti ki puri badan bheeg jaati hain pasine me.

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Update 46

Shruti bahut gambhir paristithi me thi. Kuch sujh nahi rahi thi use. Bhim ke hont uske honton ke kareeb aane lage aur bade halke se voh tharki uske nichle hont ko chus leta hain.

Ufffffff Shruti ki zehn zehn me jaise kisi ne chingari phenk di ho aur ab aag lagne me zyada der nahi tha. Bhim isse aage kuch karta, Shruti usko dhakel deti hain aur alag ho jaati hain.

Shruti : aaiiiii (tez awaaz me) aukat me raho saale kamine insaan!! Saale haramkhod!!!! Gande sawle chehra khudka kabhi dekha aine me!!!!!! Kutta kahin ka....jaake khud ka mut pile jaaaa yaaahhha se!!!!!!!

Bhim nashile ankhon se bas use dekh raha tha...aur Shruti hairani se apni mooh par haath dale soch me pad gayi ke itne gande alfaaz uski mooh me aye to kaise aye!

Haaan....

Yeh khufia charitra bhi ab saamne aagayi thi uski, aur iska zimidar tha Bhim!

Bhim : are baby! Lagi raho ..... bilkul randi lag rahi thi tu!!!! (Hans ke)

Shruti sharam ke maare khud ko dekh hi nahi paa rahi thi, uski badan aur charitra dono pani se taar taar ho chuki thi.

Bhim ne aur aag laga diya.

Bhim : are fikr mat kar! Teri bua bhi kuch kam nahi hai!

Shruti bua ki baat sunke hairani se Bhim ki aur dekhne lagi "MATLAB????"

Bhim : are meri chammo! Baat badi saral hai.....teri bua khud mujhse izzat gava bethi hai kahi baar! Lekin (apne honton par haath lagaye chumme ka harkat karte huye) saali kya item hai terii buaaaa!!!! Uffffffff uski pichwada dekhi tune??? Uffffff

Shruti kuch kuch garam hone lagi. Bua ke liye aisi baaton ka upyog Bhim ke mooh se badi Ajeeb lagi use...par dil ki kisi kone se voh maza bhi lene lagi.

Bhim : ufffffffff tu saali aisi parivaar me se hain jahaan aurten aur londiya ek se ek mast maal hai!!!!! Ufffff (ab lungi ke upar se hi apne ubhar ko dabaye) ufffff hmmmm

Shruti ki bur se ek katra boond gir padi aur voh uttejna me apni jaanghon ko hi daba bethi.

Shruti : (sharma ke) bahut gande ho AAP!!

Bhim : are meri raniiii!

Shruti : raniiii mat bolo!!!!!!

Bhim : chal thik hain...jo teri bua ko bulata hoon, tujhe bhi vahi bualonga!

Shruti : kkkya?

Bhim : RANDI SAALI!!!!!

Shruti ki dil seena pharke jaise uski haath me aagayi ho aur jhaarrrr jharr paani beh pari jaangho ke ird gird. Randi shabd sunke voh aur reh nahi payi aur jaangho ko apas me ghisne lagi.

Bhim ab uske aur kareeb agaya ke tabhi ek taali ki awaaz sunayi diya. Awaazw Himani ki thi "vaah mere Sartaj! Vah! Aakhir kali ko tod hi laye gagan me se!

Bhim : (aankh marke) are sirf toda hai! Masla thodi!

Himani : (ek paanw nikalke chabati hui) hmmmmm are madod bhi dena, masal bhi dena!

(Shaitani muskurahat ke saath) arree kuch aisa kar iske saath ke kuch din chal bhi na paye yeh banno!!!!!

Bua ki mooh se aisa sunke Shruti ki pair pighalne lage. Pooja ki sangat me vo to pehle hi chudasi ho chuki thi aur to aur aaj bua aise aise alfaaz us ke liye layi ke voh aur chudasi hone lagi. Bina kuch soche apni bur jeans ke upar se hi daboch leti hai, lekin nazre abhi bhi neeche.

Himani : alele aleleleee!!!!!!!! Meriiii bannooooo!!!!! Meri pyari Shruti bitiya!!!! Arii dekho to kitni badi ho gayi hai na Bhim!

Bhim abhi bhi lund ko lungi ke upar masal raha tha.

Himani : sun Bhim! Kal hum dono vapas ghar jaa rahe hain...aaj main tujhe aadesh deta hoon ke is kamsin kali ko phool bana dal!!!!!! (Shruti ko dekhke) kyon re meri beti pe khub ungli karti hain ..ab to ungli nahi seedha lauda hi karungi me!!!!!!

Bhim : areeeee kyo nahiii

Shruti hairan reh gayi bua ki baaton se hairan reh gayi aur jaake uski pairo par gir gayi, aankho mein halke halke nami aagayi thi "PLEASE Bua!!!!!!!!! Aisa mat kijiye!!!!! Pleaaseee roko Bhim bhayia Koo!!!

Himani badi natakya hone lagi aur Bhim ki aur dekhke kehne lagi "areee Bhim! Kahin yeh Gayatri devi ki beti to nahi! Jo girgira rahi hain?"

Bhim : bilkul!!!!!! Areee (lund masal ke) zara dekho to ise! Accha hua yeh kothe pe nahi hai!

Himani garam hone lagi "varna kya hota??????" Hont ko daba ke.

Shruti rone ki avastha me thi.

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Update 47

Ab bari Bhim ka tha bolne ka

Bhim : are iski gaand ko kutte bhediye tak pelne lagte!!!! Saali yeh aajkal ki laundiya aisi jeans pehnti kahe hai!!!!!

Shruti rone lagi....abhi bhi bua ki pairo par leti hui thi. Himani ko situation me bahut maza aane lagi.

"Dekh kya rahiii hai??? CHAT ise!!

Himani ki aankhon me tez thi aur Shruti ki aankhon me khauff!

Lekin kare bhi to kya, bua ki madak gandh use kareeb lane lagi.

Kuch aisi hi madak khushboo thi Nalini ki bhi. Vohi khushboo ki yaad me uski iman vapas dolne lagi aur ab ke baar zabaan nikalke halke se panty ki beecho beech chu leti hain.

Ufffff Himani sihar gayi aur ab Shruti panty ke ird gird geeli geeli chaatne lagi aur vaise vaise sursuri badne lagi Himani ki jaangho ke beech. Bardaasht ke bahaar hoke ab ki baar voh panty ko neeche khich hi leti hain aur phir dikh padti hain ek Ghana jungle!

Baalon se latpat bur saamne aagayi aur Shruti ki hosh hi ud gayi yeh dekh ke. Aur voh kambakht ajeeb sa khushbu jo bur ke bhitar se aarahi thi maano

Ufffff kabu ho to bhala kaise ho!

Shruti ko kuch sujh hi nahi rahi thi.....aur phir padta hain uske sar par ek phatka!

Ouuu!

Shruti ghusse se bua ki taraf dekhne lagi jiske aankhon me krodh, vaasna aur na jaane kya kya jazbaaton ka mishran thi. Bhim maze se dono mahilao ko dekhta gaya.

Himani : arre banno! Meri mutne ka intezar kar rahi hai kya??????

Shruti ko bahut ajeeb lagi bua ki aisi shabdon ka prayog karna. Bachpan me jab voh aur Pooja usse padhti thi to ek maa ki tarah hi pesh aati thi aur dantti bhi thi!

Lekin yeh kaun sa roop thi Bua ki!! Bilkul bazaru randiyon ki tarah bartav kar rahi thi. Ufffff aurton ke na jaane kitne roop the. Rang me rang jaane ke liye Shruti ab puri tayyar thi.

Ek masoom si billi jaisi bhav chehre me laye upar bua ki aur dekhne lagi.

Himani bahut uttejit ho rahi thi ab...ab voh aur bhi zalil karna chahti thi Shruti ko.

Himani : dekh!!!!!! Main teri maa saman hoo! Agar tu nahi chati! ...to.....to... Sachmuch MOOT dungi!!!!!!!

Aisa kehke dono Shruti aur Himani ki jism me current daud gayi. Badi kamal aur kamuk sa vatavran ho chuki thi ghar pe. Bhim bhi situation ka maza liye jaa raha tha.

Shruti bua ko charam seema pe jaan bujh ke le jaana chahti thi... isliye kuch boli nahi...aur nahi bur ko chaatne ki koshish ki.

Himani ab aukat pe aagayi aur thodi neeche jhuk ke zoron ki chaante maarne lagi Shruti ki gulabi gaalon par

Chapakkk!!!!! Chaaapakkkk!

Bechari ansoo pe ansoo bahane lagi aur phir puri nirlajya hoke bol padi "buaaa!!!!!! Pilaoo naaa phirr!!!!!!".

Shruti aisa kehke apni honton ko apas me ragad leti hain aur vaise vaise Bhim ka lund bhi tan jaata hain. Himani ek natkhat sa muskaan dekti hui bur ki phankho ko phaila deti hain.

Shruti isse pehle kuch keh pati....voh ho gaya jiska andaaza bhi ab tak kisi ko nahi tha..

Phhsssssssssssssssssssd

"Aaaaaaaahhhhh" yeh awaaz thi Himani ki jo peshaab pe peshaab chorti gayi apni hi bhatiji ki mooh pe. "Aaaahhhh lelee le aur leee!!!! Aahhh".

Bhim se raha nahi gaya aur Shruti ki lambe gesuon ki aur lund le jaake hilane Laga.

Ufff ashlilta ki ajeeb drishya thi. Shruti chupchaap bua ki peeli pani ko chehre ki upar bardaasht karti gayi aur jaise hi sislila khatam hua, use apni baalon par kuch chipchipi mehsoos ki.

Haathon se chuke mehsoos ki ke shampoo jaisi ehsaas ho rahi thi baalon pe...

Uff!

Bhim jhad chuka tha....aur chehre pe tha ek sukoon ka muskaan.

Shruti ki yeh dasha dekhke Himani hans padi aur Shruti ghinn ke maare mar jaana chahti thi. Chehre pe peshaab aur baalon pe viriya leke voh yunhi ghutno pe hi bethi rahi.

Aankhon me hawas thi lekin nami bhi.

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