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Colonel Pratap bechaini se kamre me tahal raha tha.
Ye ek adhed umar ka balisht aur robdaar chehre waala aadmi tha. Moochhen ghani aur niche ki taraf dhalki huyi thin. Baar baar apne kandhe ko is tarah jhatakta tha jaise usay aashanka ho raha ho ki uska coat kandhon se sarak kar niche aa girega. Ye uski bahut purani aadat thi. Wo har do minut baad aisa zaroor karta tha. Usne wall clock par chinta bhari drishti daali aur phir khidki ke paas khada ho gaya.
Door ki pahaadiyon ke pichhe se chaand ubhar raha tha. Mausam bhi anand-daayak tha.......aur pahaadiyon ka drishya bhi atyant aakarshak.
Lekin colonel Pratap ki bechaini.....wo mausam aur un dilkash nazaaron ka anand nahin le sakta tha.
Achanak wo kisi ki aahat par chaunk kar muda........darwaaze me uski jawan beti Komal khadi thi.
"Owww.....daddy....das baj gaye lekin...."
"Aaannn......haaannn..." Pratap kuchh sochta hua bola...."Shayad gaadi late hai."
Woh khidki se baahar dekhne laga. Komal aage badhi aur apne daddy ke kandhe par hath rakha.......lekin colonel Pratap waise hi khidki se baahar dekhta raha.
"Aap itne pareshan kyon hain?" Komal dhire se boli.
"Uff....ohh..." Pratap mud kar bola..."Mera kahna hai......ki aakhir tumhari nazron me un ghatnaaon ka koi mahattva kyon nahin hai?"
"Maine ye to kabhi nahin kaha." Komal boli. "Mera matlab to kewal ye hai ki atyadhik chinta kar ke apne dimaag ko thakaane se kya laabh?"
"Ab main iska kya karun ki har pal meri uljhanon me vridhi hoti jaa rahi hai."
"Kya koi nayi baat?" Komal ke swar me aashcharya tha.
"Kya tumne cptain Faiyaz ka telegramme nahin padha?"
"Padhi hun......aur iss samay mai usi ke sambandh me aap se baat karne aayi hun."
"Hmm......to tum bhi uske kaaran uljhan me pad gayi ho."
"Jee haan. Aakhir iska kya matlab hai? Unhone likha hai ki.........ek aisa aadmi bhej raha hun jis se aap log tang na aa gaye to kaafi laabh utha sakenge.......main kahti hun aisa aadmi hi kyon jis se ham tang aa jaayen.........aur phir ye ki wo koi sarkari aadmi bhi nahin hai."
"Bass yahi baat......mujhe bhi uljhan me daale hui hai." Colonel ne wall clock ki taraf dekhte huye kaha. "Aakhir wo kis tarah ka aadmi hai........ham tang kyon aa jaayenge?"
"Unhone apne hi department ka koi aadmi kyon nahin bheja?" Komal ne kaha.
"Bhejna chaahta to bhej hi sakta tha. Lekin Faiyaz bada siddhaant waala aadmi hai....ek private maamle keliye usne kisi sarkari aadmi ko bhejna uchit nahin samjha."
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Colonel Pratap ke donon bhatije Rajat aur Pawan Railway station par train ke aane ki pratiksha kar rahe the. CIB ke superintentent Captain Faiyaz ne unke chacha ke request karne par ek aadmi bheja tha......jise lene wo station aaye the. Train ek ghanta late thi.
Un donon ne bhi captain Faiyaz ka telegrame dekha tha aur aane waale ke baare me soch rahe the. Ye donon yuwa, sundar, smart aur educated the.
Pawan Rajat se kewal 2 saal bada tha......isliye unme doston jaisi betakallufi thi......aur Rajat Pawan ko uska naam lekar hi bulaata tha.
Capt Faiyaz ka telegramme kitna ajeeb tha?" Rajat ne kaha.
"Iss stupid train ko bhi aaj hi late hona tha." Pawan budbudaaya.
"Lekin wo kis prakar ka aadmi hoga?" Rajat ne kaha.
"Unhhh.....chhodo....hoga koi chirchida....khoosat." Pawan bola. "Colonel sahab akaaran khud bhi bore hote hain aur dusron ko bhi bore karte hain."
"Ye tum chacha ka insult kar rahe ho." Rajat ne kaha. "In paristhitiyon me tum bhi wahi karte jo woh kar rahe hain."
"Aray....chhodo....kahaan ki paristhiti aur kaisi paristhiti.....sab unki jhuti shanka hai. Main aksar sochta hun un jaise shankaalu vyakti ko ek poori batalian ki command kaise saunp di gayi thi......koi tuk bhi hai......ghar me billiyan royengi to khandan par koi na koi aafat zaroor aayegi....ulloo ki awaaz sun kar dam nikal jaayega......agar khana khaate samay kisi ne plate me chhuri aur kaante ko cross karke rakh diya to ap-shagun.....subah sawere agar koi kaana vyakti dikh gaya to musibat."
"Iss baare me to mujhe unse hamdardi hai." Rajat ne kaha.
"Mujhe taao aata hai." Pawan bhinna kar bola.
"Puraane aadmi hai.....kuchh consider karo..."
"Ye puraane aadmi hain...?" Pawan ne jhunjlaa kar kaha. "Mujhe to unki kisi baat me puraana-pan nahin dikhayi deta.....siwaaye andh-vishwaas ke."
"Yahi sahi.....any way wo pichhle daur ke uttaradhikari hain."
Tez ghanti ki awaaz se wo chaunk pade......ye train ke aagaman ki suchna thi. Ye ek chhota sa pahaadi station tha. Yahaan yaatriyon ko sachet karne keliye ghanti bajaayi jaati thi. Poore plateform par 8-10 aadmi dikhayi de rahe the.
Train dhire dhire rengti huyi plateform par lag gayi. Pawan aur Rajat gate par khade rahe. Poori train se kewal 3 aadmi utare. 2 budhe dehaati aur ek jawaan aadmi......jiske sharir par brown gowardian ka suit tha. Baayen kandhe par cover kiya hua bandook latak rahi thi......aur daahine hath me ek bada sa suitcase tha.
Shayad ye wahi aadmi tha jiske liye Pawan aur Rajat aaye the. Donon uski taraf lapke.
"Kya aapko captain Faiyaz ne bheja hai?" Pawan ne puchha.
"Agar main khud hi yahan aana nahin chaahta to uski himmat nahin thi mujhe bhej deta." Uss yaatri ne hans kar kaha.
"Ji haan thik hai." Pawan garbada kar jaldi se bola.
"Kya thik hai?" Yaatri apni aankhen mitmita kar puchha.
Pawan bokhla gaya......"Yahi jo aap kah rahe hain."
"Ohh....." aagantuk ne aise kaha jaise wo pahle kuchh aur samjha ho.
Pawan aur Rajat donon ne arthpoorn dhang se ek dusre ko dekha.
"Ham aapko lene keliye aaye hain." Rajat ne kaha.
"To le chaliye na." aagantuk ne apna suit-case plateform par rakh kar uspar baithte huye kaha.
Pawan ne coolie ko aawaz di.
Colonel Pratap bechaini se kamre me tahal raha tha.
Ye ek adhed umar ka balisht aur robdaar chehre waala aadmi tha. Moochhen ghani aur niche ki taraf dhalki huyi thin. Baar baar apne kandhe ko is tarah jhatakta tha jaise usay aashanka ho raha ho ki uska coat kandhon se sarak kar niche aa girega. Ye uski bahut purani aadat thi. Wo har do minut baad aisa zaroor karta tha. Usne wall clock par chinta bhari drishti daali aur phir khidki ke paas khada ho gaya.
Door ki pahaadiyon ke pichhe se chaand ubhar raha tha. Mausam bhi anand-daayak tha.......aur pahaadiyon ka drishya bhi atyant aakarshak.
Lekin colonel Pratap ki bechaini.....wo mausam aur un dilkash nazaaron ka anand nahin le sakta tha.
Achanak wo kisi ki aahat par chaunk kar muda........darwaaze me uski jawan beti Komal khadi thi.
"Owww.....daddy....das baj gaye lekin...."
"Aaannn......haaannn..." Pratap kuchh sochta hua bola...."Shayad gaadi late hai."
Woh khidki se baahar dekhne laga. Komal aage badhi aur apne daddy ke kandhe par hath rakha.......lekin colonel Pratap waise hi khidki se baahar dekhta raha.
"Aap itne pareshan kyon hain?" Komal dhire se boli.
"Uff....ohh..." Pratap mud kar bola..."Mera kahna hai......ki aakhir tumhari nazron me un ghatnaaon ka koi mahattva kyon nahin hai?"
"Maine ye to kabhi nahin kaha." Komal boli. "Mera matlab to kewal ye hai ki atyadhik chinta kar ke apne dimaag ko thakaane se kya laabh?"
"Ab main iska kya karun ki har pal meri uljhanon me vridhi hoti jaa rahi hai."
"Kya koi nayi baat?" Komal ke swar me aashcharya tha.
"Kya tumne cptain Faiyaz ka telegramme nahin padha?"
"Padhi hun......aur iss samay mai usi ke sambandh me aap se baat karne aayi hun."
"Hmm......to tum bhi uske kaaran uljhan me pad gayi ho."
"Jee haan. Aakhir iska kya matlab hai? Unhone likha hai ki.........ek aisa aadmi bhej raha hun jis se aap log tang na aa gaye to kaafi laabh utha sakenge.......main kahti hun aisa aadmi hi kyon jis se ham tang aa jaayen.........aur phir ye ki wo koi sarkari aadmi bhi nahin hai."
"Bass yahi baat......mujhe bhi uljhan me daale hui hai." Colonel ne wall clock ki taraf dekhte huye kaha. "Aakhir wo kis tarah ka aadmi hai........ham tang kyon aa jaayenge?"
"Unhone apne hi department ka koi aadmi kyon nahin bheja?" Komal ne kaha.
"Bhejna chaahta to bhej hi sakta tha. Lekin Faiyaz bada siddhaant waala aadmi hai....ek private maamle keliye usne kisi sarkari aadmi ko bhejna uchit nahin samjha."
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Colonel Pratap ke donon bhatije Rajat aur Pawan Railway station par train ke aane ki pratiksha kar rahe the. CIB ke superintentent Captain Faiyaz ne unke chacha ke request karne par ek aadmi bheja tha......jise lene wo station aaye the. Train ek ghanta late thi.
Un donon ne bhi captain Faiyaz ka telegrame dekha tha aur aane waale ke baare me soch rahe the. Ye donon yuwa, sundar, smart aur educated the.
Pawan Rajat se kewal 2 saal bada tha......isliye unme doston jaisi betakallufi thi......aur Rajat Pawan ko uska naam lekar hi bulaata tha.
Capt Faiyaz ka telegramme kitna ajeeb tha?" Rajat ne kaha.
"Iss stupid train ko bhi aaj hi late hona tha." Pawan budbudaaya.
"Lekin wo kis prakar ka aadmi hoga?" Rajat ne kaha.
"Unhhh.....chhodo....hoga koi chirchida....khoosat." Pawan bola. "Colonel sahab akaaran khud bhi bore hote hain aur dusron ko bhi bore karte hain."
"Ye tum chacha ka insult kar rahe ho." Rajat ne kaha. "In paristhitiyon me tum bhi wahi karte jo woh kar rahe hain."
"Aray....chhodo....kahaan ki paristhiti aur kaisi paristhiti.....sab unki jhuti shanka hai. Main aksar sochta hun un jaise shankaalu vyakti ko ek poori batalian ki command kaise saunp di gayi thi......koi tuk bhi hai......ghar me billiyan royengi to khandan par koi na koi aafat zaroor aayegi....ulloo ki awaaz sun kar dam nikal jaayega......agar khana khaate samay kisi ne plate me chhuri aur kaante ko cross karke rakh diya to ap-shagun.....subah sawere agar koi kaana vyakti dikh gaya to musibat."
"Iss baare me to mujhe unse hamdardi hai." Rajat ne kaha.
"Mujhe taao aata hai." Pawan bhinna kar bola.
"Puraane aadmi hai.....kuchh consider karo..."
"Ye puraane aadmi hain...?" Pawan ne jhunjlaa kar kaha. "Mujhe to unki kisi baat me puraana-pan nahin dikhayi deta.....siwaaye andh-vishwaas ke."
"Yahi sahi.....any way wo pichhle daur ke uttaradhikari hain."
Tez ghanti ki awaaz se wo chaunk pade......ye train ke aagaman ki suchna thi. Ye ek chhota sa pahaadi station tha. Yahaan yaatriyon ko sachet karne keliye ghanti bajaayi jaati thi. Poore plateform par 8-10 aadmi dikhayi de rahe the.
Train dhire dhire rengti huyi plateform par lag gayi. Pawan aur Rajat gate par khade rahe. Poori train se kewal 3 aadmi utare. 2 budhe dehaati aur ek jawaan aadmi......jiske sharir par brown gowardian ka suit tha. Baayen kandhe par cover kiya hua bandook latak rahi thi......aur daahine hath me ek bada sa suitcase tha.
Shayad ye wahi aadmi tha jiske liye Pawan aur Rajat aaye the. Donon uski taraf lapke.
"Kya aapko captain Faiyaz ne bheja hai?" Pawan ne puchha.
"Agar main khud hi yahan aana nahin chaahta to uski himmat nahin thi mujhe bhej deta." Uss yaatri ne hans kar kaha.
"Ji haan thik hai." Pawan garbada kar jaldi se bola.
"Kya thik hai?" Yaatri apni aankhen mitmita kar puchha.
Pawan bokhla gaya......"Yahi jo aap kah rahe hain."
"Ohh....." aagantuk ne aise kaha jaise wo pahle kuchh aur samjha ho.
Pawan aur Rajat donon ne arthpoorn dhang se ek dusre ko dekha.
"Ham aapko lene keliye aaye hain." Rajat ne kaha.
"To le chaliye na." aagantuk ne apna suit-case plateform par rakh kar uspar baithte huye kaha.
Pawan ne coolie ko aawaz di.