Munimji hamare gaon ki kheton ki dekhbal karte hain.Hamari kafi buisness hain jo Dadi samalti hain.Dadi padi likhi thi toh unko buisness samalna ati thi.Main munimji se milne ke liye kheton ki ghar par chala gaya jaha par ek ghar aur gudam tha.Main unke kamre mein chala gaya.
Munimji- Are chote malik aap yaha.Aap ane ki kasht kyu ki hame bula liya hota.
Main- Mujhe aapse kuch kaam tha.
Munimji- Ji boliye.
Main- Mujhe janna hain ki bua kaha rehte hain.
Munimji mujhe aise dekh raha tha jaise maine uska kidney mang liya ho.
Main- Aisa kya dekh rahe hain.
Munimji- Ji aap kyu janna chahte hain.
Main- Aapko baas jitna pucha utna hi bataiye.
Munimji- Ji woh logh Shahar2 rehte hain.
Main- Yeh toh mujhe bhi malum hain ki woh logh Shahar2 mein rehte hain.Mujhe janna hain Shahar2 mein kaha.
Munimji- Ji batata hoon.
Phir munimji mujhe unka pata dia.
Main- Dadi ko yeh baat maat bataiyega ki maine bua ki bareme pucha tha.
Munimji- Ji chote malik.
Phir main wahaaha see ghar a gaya.Ghar akar khana khaya aur sochne laga kaise bua ki ghar jaon.Bua toh mujhe shayed ghar mein ghusne bhi nahi denge.Kya karoon.Phir maine socha tv dekh leta hoon shayed kuch idea aye.
Main bethkar tv dekhne laga.Hindi dubbed ek tamil movie dikha raha tha.Main uss movie ko dekh raha tha.Waha par dekha ki hero aapne bua ko manane ke liye naukar banke unke ghar jata hain.Mere dimag mein idea a gaya.Main bhi naukar banke unke ghar jaonga.Phir main plan banane laga.
Pehle Shahar2 jakar ek ghar kirai pe lunga.Phir naukar wale kapde lunga.Phir bua ke ghar jakar kaam manguga.Phir ahista ahista pata laga lunga akhir baat kya hain jo bua yaha nahi ate.Baise bhi 2 mahine baad result dega tabh tak yeh kaam bhi ho jayega.
Sochte sochte main sou gaya.Jabh utha toh dekha ki 4 p.m. baj raha tha.Main fresh hokar niche gaya toh Dadi betha huya tha aur unke hath mein kuch tha.Main jakar unke sath beth gaya.
Main- Dadi aapke hath mein kya hain.
Dadi- Tere liye kuch saman hain.
Main- Kya?
Dadi- Khud dekhle.
Phir main packet kholkar dekha ki ek mobile hai aur ghadi aur ek wallet hain.
Main- Wow Dadi mobile.Thanks.
Dadi- You are welcome.
Main- Yeh mobile ghadi toh thik hain par wallet kis liye.
Dadi- Aab tu bada ho gaya hain tujhe paise toh chahiye na.Paise rakhne ke liye wallet toh jarurat hota hain.Yeh rakh credit card jo bhi chahiye isse kharid lena.
Main- aap mujhe itna paise de rahe ho agar main bigad gaya toh.
Dadi- Muskurakar...Main janti hoon tujhe tu kabhi galat kaam kar hi nahi sakta.
Main- Thanks Dadi.
Dadi- Chal chal kuch kha le.Baise tera packing ho gaya kya.
Main- Nahi Dadi.Baas kar lunga.
Dadi- Tu jayega kaise bus se ya car se jayega.
Main- Nahi Dadi main bus se chala jayonga.
Dadi- Thik hain phir main ticket karva doon.
Main- Thik hain Dadi.
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Main bag pack karne laga.Sirf travel bag mein do char pant shirt liya.Baise bhi Shahar2 jakar kapde lene the.Isliye jyada packing nahi kia.Munimji ko bolna tha kirai ki ghar ke liye.Main packing karke niche chala gaya Dadi ke kamre mein.Dadi kuch file dekh rahi thi.
Main- Dadi mere pas toh kisika number nahi hain toh main kaise kisiko phone karunga.
Dadi- Are haan main toh bhul hi gaya tha number dene ke liye.Chal thik hain aab lele.
Phir main Dadi ka munimji ka number aapne phone par save kar liya.
Dadi- Toh beta sara packing ho gaya ya phir main madat kar doon.
Main- Nahi Dadi packing ho gaya.
Dadi- Chal thik hain tu jaha ja raha hain waha ki address toh dena jara.
Iss bat pe main ghabra gaya.Aab kya bolun Dadi ko.Agar Dadi ko bol dia Shahar2 ja raha hoon toh Dadi kabhi jane nahi dega.Kuch soch Veer kuch soch.Tabhi mere dimag mein idea aya.
Main- Dadi main woh aapko nahi baata sakta kyu ki agar main aapko bol dia ki main kaha ja raha hoon toh aap jorur kisina kisiko mere piche laga dogi.
Dadi- Haskar...Aisa kuch nahi hain.Bas aise hi janna tha.
Main- Chodiye na yeh saab aur mere baat suniye time par aap khana khana aur dabaiya bhi thik hain.
Dadi- Thik hain baba.Chal khana kha le.
Main- Woh Dadi aapne ticket karva lia ya nahi.
Dadi- Haan karva liya.Kal subah munimji de jayega.
Main- Thik hain Dadi chaliye khana khate hain.
Phir main aur Dadi khana khane chala gaya.Aaj Dadi mujhe aapne hathon se khilaya shayed itne din bahar rahonga isliye.Phir main apne kamre mein chala gaya aur munimji ko call kia.
Munimji- Hello kyon.
Main- Ji main Veer.
Munimji- Konsa Veer.
Main- Kitne Veer ko jante hain munimji.
Munimji- Chote malik aap?
Main- Ji haan main .
Munimji- Maaf kijiyega main pehchana nahi.
Main- Koi baat nahi.Woh saab chodiye mujhe aapse kuch kaam tha.
Munimji- Ji boliye.
Main- Ji mujhe Shahar2 mein ek kirai ka ghar chahiye.
Munimji- Par aap toh Shahar1 ja rahe hain na.
Main- Nahi main Shahar2 ja raha hoon.
Munimji- Par malkin ne toh Shahar1 ke liye ticket lene ke liye kaha tha.
Main- Haan Dadi ko maine bataya ki main Shahar1 ja raha hoon.Aap Dadi ko maat kehna.
Munimji- Thik hai chote malik.Baise aapko kirai ki ghar ki kya jarurat hain waha par bhi toh aapka ghar hain Thakur sahab ka.
Main- Nahi main agar waha rahonga toh Dadi ko malum ho jayega.Aap kal tak kya ek kirai ka ghar le sakte hain kya.
Munimji- Jarur.Main sab intezan kar dunga.Main aapke liye Shahar2 janr ka bhi intezam kar dunga.
Main- Thik hain dhanyabad.Hamare baaten Dadi ko maat batana.
Munimji- Thik hain malik.
Phir munimji phone cut kar dia.Main chainse sou gaya.Agle din mujhe Shahar2 jana tha.Uff kitne din baad apne bhai behen aur bua se milunga.Bahot lamba safar hain par koi baat nahi.Main nind ke agosh mein kab chala gaya malum hi nahi pada......//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49d.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49e.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f496.svg
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Subah ki 6 baje main uth gaya.Main fresh hokar terrace par chala gaya exercise karne ke liye.1 ghanta exercise karne ke baad main aapne room mein akar munimji ko call kia.
Munimji- Ji chote malik.
Main- Aapko jo kaam kaha tha woh apne kia ki nahi.
Munimji- Ji chote malik maine kar dia.Aab jabh Shahar2 pahonchenge waha par mera aadmi ayega apko lene woh aapko ghar tak lekar jayega.Uska number le lijiye.
Main- Thik hai number dijiye.
Phir main number le liya.
Main- Thanks aapne jo kuch bhi kia mere liye.
Munimji- Are chote malik yeh toh mera farz tha.
Phir main call cut karke nahane chala gaya.Phir aapne saman ke sath niche chala aya nashta karne ke liye.
Dadi niche hi bethi thi.Main jakar unke pas beth gaya.
Dadi- A gaya mera beta chal khana kha le.
Main khana kha raha tha aur Dadi ke sath baat kar raha tha.Khana khane ke baad hum hall mein beth gaya.
Dadi- Beta khana samay se khana aur pohunch kar hi phone karna.
Main- Ji Dadi.Aap bhi apna khyal rakhna auur mere liye pareshan maat hona.Aab main bada ho gaya hoon.
Dadi- Mere liye toh tu abhi mera pyara sa beta hain.
Phir idhar udhar ki bate kia aur samay ho gaya jane ki.Dadi mujhe chidne ke liye bus stand takk ayi.Woh mere gale lag kar rone laghi.Mere ankhon mein bhi asu a gayi.
Main- Dadi aap aisa karenge toh main ja nahi paonga.
Dadi- Tu pehli baar mujhse dhur ja raha hain.
Main- Main thodi na hamisha ke liye ja raha hoon.Aap jabbhi bolenge main a jayonga.
Dadi- Thik hai.
Phir main bus mein beth gaya.Dadi bus ke bahar se mujhe dekhne lagi.Phir bus chod dia.Main bhi chal pada apne jung ladne ke liye.Karib 3 ghanta laga Shahar1 pahochne ke liye.Shahar1 pahonchte hi main bus se utar gaya aur Shahar2 jane wale bus main jakar beth gaya.Shahar2 pahochne ke liye karib 2 ghante lag gaya.Bus se utar kar main munimji ke aadmi ko khojne laga.Kafi dhundne ke baad maine phone lagaya.Usne bataya ki woh ticket counter ke pas hain.Main ticket counter ke pas chala gaya.
Maine dekha koi 40 saal ka budha khada huya tha.Sar mein ek bhi bal nahi hain bas side mein kuch hain.Main unke pas chala gaya.
Main- Hello uncle.
Budha- Uncle uncle kisko bola.Mera naam Anil hain Anil kapoor.Abhi main jawan huya hoon.
Main sirf unko dekhta hi raha.Peth bahar nikla huya hain aur sar mein val nahi hain aur kehta hain Anil kapoor.Tabhi woh aapni bag se ek wig nikal kar sar mein pehna aur googles laga kar style marne laga.
Anil- Chale.
Main- Ji chaliye.
Phir main unke piche piche chal pada.Ek ghadi ke andar beth gaya.Ghadi chal pada.Main ghadi ke andar beth kar bahar dekhne laga.Kitna bada bada makaan hain yaha par.Kitne car chal raha tha raste par.Karib 30 min baad hum ek ghar ke samne ruke.Main ghadi se utra.Dekhne mein se koi colony lag raha tha.Charo taraf ghar hi ghar tha.Aisa lag raha hain jaise koi gaon mein a gaya ho.Anil mujhe ghar ki taraf jane ka ishara kia.Main uske sath chal pada.Woh ghar ka darwaza khola aur hum andar chale gaye......//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f618.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49d.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f49e.svg//cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/twemoji@latest/assets/svg/1f496.svg
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